Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Jesus'

Headlines matching 'Jesus'

Tue February 07, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Mitt Romney is anti-Christ (salon.com)	(119)

Sun February 05, 2012

(Fairbanks Daily News-Minus)		Town overrules God and decides to waive ban on Sunday alcohol sales for the Super Bowl. What would Jesus drink? (newsminer.com)	(38)
		Republican Congressman walks out of Obama's prayer breakfast speech, offended that the President was quoting Jesus' teachings (dailykos.com)	(336)

Fri February 03, 2012

(Some Guy)

Fark ready headline "Christians Boycott Starbucks - Because Romans 1 Explains Starbucks Hates God" (usachristianministries.com)

(198)

Wed February 01, 2012

(Billings Gazette)

Jesus saved (billingsgazette.com)

(79)

Tue January 31, 2012

		Will Nice Hair pull out a big win? Will Angry Womanizer make it a race? Will anyone care how Old Anarchist or Jesus Loves Me fare? It's your Florida Republican Primary live results thread (elections.msnbc.msn.com)	(405)
		PNAS study reveals Christian political beliefs not as firm as the foundation erected by Jesus' teachings. PNAS (physorg.com)	(42)

Thu January 26, 2012

This just in: Nice Hair is back in the lead over Angry Womanizer in Florida. As usual, Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me still in it for the free publicity (thedailybeast.com)

(53)

Wed January 25, 2012

Tim Tebow skipping Pebble Beach Pro-Am. Don't worry folks, there will still be plenty of white guys there hitting balls and screaming, "JESUS CHRIST" (espn.go.com)

(23)

Tue January 24, 2012

Greatest hero ever creates cognac infused hot dog. Move over Jesus (canada.com)

(91)

Sat January 21, 2012

One of subby's favorite musical movie performances of all time: Carl Anderson as Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar. What's yours? (youtube.com)

(200)

Fri January 20, 2012

This just in: Nice Hair is virtually tied with Angry Womanizer in South Carolina, while Old Anarchist and Jesus Loves Me are far behind. Bonus: polls taken before Thursday's insanity (slatest.slate.com)

(138)

Wed January 18, 2012

Even if Jesus is your co-pilot, cops will still fine you for reading your Bible and driving at the same time (news.stv.tv)

(14)

Mon January 16, 2012

		Louisiana toddler dies after two-year battle with rare skin disease. In other news, Jesus helped Tim Tebow pass for 136 yards Saturday Night (foxnews.com)	(446)
		Super Bowl ad placement begs the question: Should Jesus be marketed alongside Cialis? Why not, they're both all about getting wood to nail people (washingtonpost.com)	(69)

Wed January 11, 2012

Tonight on Real Churchwives of Kansas: Pastor Joe marries second wife while still married to first, after first wife used online cheating site to profess love for another man. Jesus (fox4kc.com)

(40)

Fri January 06, 2012

(Some Guy)		Dissection animals, the God Jesus Robot, the Carp Person, and other weird toys from Japan (incrediblethings.com)	(21)
		Rodents of Unusual Size, I don't they exis...AHHHHHHH (gothamist.com)	(63)

Wed January 04, 2012

You know sometimes the ACLU can seem picky and annoying when demanding governments not fund things that seem to promote religion. But in the case of WV's "Jesus Fest" they may have a point (news.yahoo.com)

(291)

Fri December 30, 2011

		Jacob overtakes Jose as most popular boy's name in Texas. Also receiving votes: Divinefavour, JesusNazaret and King-David, Baby Boy, Clever, Handsome, Sir Genius, Memphiz and Tuff. Sadly, I'm not joking (chron.com)	(229)
		"____ police officers quell ___-fueled violence between ____ and ____ at birthplace of ____" Your words: christians(x2), jesus, broom, and Palestinian. Fill 'em in, still won't make sense (news.yahoo.com)	(47)

Wed December 28, 2011

		Of all the things crazy people have believed Jesus told them to do, none have been so mediocre and confusing as this (rgj.com)	(61)
		Jesus is the answer. The question is: "Who knows where the fugitive rapist pastor is hiding?" (religion.blogs.cnn.com)	(48)
		Woman washes socks, finds Jesus (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)	(68)

Sun December 25, 2011

Rash of Baby Jesus figure thefts continues. Locals say it makes no frankincense (wxyz.com)

(26)

Sat December 24, 2011

		Admit it. You have lots of questions about Christianity, but none more burning than whether or not Jesus had an in-style hairdo (slate.com)	(108)
		Newt Gingrich declares war on Virginia. Much like our Lord Jesus who fought alongside General Washington to defeat the Decepticons for control of the New World (cbsnews.com)	(243)

Wed December 21, 2011

(Some Guy)	It's one thing to be the criminal mastermind behind the thefts of all the Baby Jesus' from outdoor nativity scenes in your town. But do you have to put the remaining figures left behind in sexually suggestive positions as well? (peninsuladailynews.com)	(72)
	Jesuslovesme and Awesome among the baby names registered in Scotland this year. Why can't people use traditional names like Dòmhnallaidh and Slàinidh? (dailyrecord.co.uk)	(52)
	New translation reveals the Three Wise Men might actually have been a score of random dumbasses, most of them too cheap to bring presents (dailymail.co.uk)	(89)

Tue December 20, 2011

		Young NFL quarterback has led his team back from big deficits four times this year but you're not hearing much about him because he has good throwing mechanics and doesn't thank Jesus every other sentence (detnews.com)	(124)
		The age-old question of "who would win a rap battle between Santa and Jesus" is finally answered...kinda (language is NSFW) (youtube.com)	(19)
		Woman melts crayons, finds Jesus (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)	(44)

Mon December 19, 2011

(The Indy Channel)

Man drives up steps of War Memorial draped in an American flag and carrying a gun, says he's trying to spread message of Jesus Christ -- because, yeah, that's totally something Jesus would do (theindychannel.com)

(45)

Sun December 18, 2011

		Patriots confuse Christmas for Easter, crucify Jesus (scores.espn.go.com)	(321)
		Jesus Crust (blog.chron.com)	(62)

Fri December 16, 2011

"Holy father we pray that the state constitution be amended to define marriage as a one man and one woman which in your wisdom would never be confused with political lobbying and cost us our tax exemption. In Jesus we pray" (startribune.com)

(117)

Thu December 15, 2011

Residents want stolen baby Jesus returned, say, "You want to take him for a little joy ride, that's fine. Just make sure he's back for Christmas" (myfoxdc.com)

(37)

Tue December 13, 2011

		Nativity scene in Caracas features Hugo Chavez next to baby Jesus. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this? (reuters.com)	(55)
		Lindsey Vonn watched the Tebows beat the Bears in a luxury box with Tebow's family, saying they're "just good friends." If Tebow loses his virginity to Lindsey Vonn, there might be something to this Jesus business after all (usatoday.com)	(174)

Sat December 10, 2011

Rick Perry sets a record, becoming an instant populist meme in less than 48 hours. Jesus (youtube.com)

(58)

Fri December 09, 2011

(Some Boob-Lover)

A flat-chested teenage Salma Hayek went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. "I put my hands in the holy water and went: 'Please Jesus give me some boobs.'" Thank you, Jesus (mailonsunday.co.uk)

(117)

Wed December 07, 2011

Tis the season for the school nativity play: The happy smiling kids, no room at the inn, Jesus born into a manger, three wise men, parent having his finger bitten off, peace and joy to all men (google.com)

(51)

Thu December 01, 2011

In his first move as Cubs GM, Epstein signs DeJesus to a 2 year deal. This is not a repeat from 1977 (chicagotribune.com)

(36)

Wed November 30, 2011

(Some Guy)

Why not mix it up this Christmas with a shotgun shell Mother Mary, a penguin Joseph, and a s'more baby Jesus? (whyismarko.com)

(39)

Tue November 29, 2011

Abraham Lincoln more popular than Jesus, sliced bread (dailykos.com)

(52)

Wed November 23, 2011

Deer chasing dog pisses Jesus Christ off (metro.co.uk)

(19)

Tue November 22, 2011

(WOAI)

Jesus Christ it's a tiger on the loose, get in the ...... ooooh looook Rainbooowwwss (woai.com)

(19)

Mon November 21, 2011

Jake Plummer on Tim Tebow: We get it. You like Jesus (sports.yahoo.com)

(93)

Fri November 18, 2011

(CNN)		Jesus Christ it's a Canada Lynx, get in the car! With glamour shot of what an exotic cat may look like (wsbtv.com)	(53)
		Call of Duty: Modern Expansion Pack 3 now officially bigger than Jesus (g4tv.com)	(111)

Thu November 17, 2011

(Some Guy)

See what you did, TeaParty? White House Shooter "believed he was Jesus and thought President Barack Obama was the anti-Christ" (kptv.com)

(168)

Tue November 15, 2011

(Some Guy)	Jesus would've completed more than two passes (thepostgame.com)	(177)
(Some Guy)	You may be going mad if both your dog and Jesus tell you to break into a vacant home because you're supposed to meet Taylor Swift there and marry her in the back yard (wgme.com)	(81)
	Tourist spots Christ's image on cliff. Jesus rocks (dailymail.co.uk)	(57)