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77 headlines found matching 'Jeff'
Wed December 13, 2017
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Jeff Bezos Phlying Phallus has another successful test
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions won't say who he voted for in today's Alabama special election. Most likely because he cannot recall
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Mon December 11, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks defensive lineman Quinton Jefferson almost went full Ron Artest on some Jacksonville Jaguars fans
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Thu December 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Internal DOJ video shows a group of summer interns with zero farks left to give because they were leaving in a month anyway, calling AG Sessions out on his BS; and Jefferson Davis Beauregard getting AWFULLY snippy and defensive in return
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
That time Jeff Sessions argued at an impeachment hearing that presidents could obstruct justice
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Harvard law prof: Jeff Sessions 'very likely' could be prosecuted under same law as Mike Flynn
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jeff "8-8" Fisher says he's eager to take over your team and drive it into the ground
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions demands the nation "get its head together" and push to end sanctuary cities because someone allegedly got away with murder
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Thu November 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions meeting with House Intelligence Committee today, if he remembers
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon's Black Friday sales records push Jeff Bezos's personal fortune past $100 billion. Next up? Cyber Monday
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions may end medical marijuana by year's end. So screw you, people in pain and suffering
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Sat November 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake: "If we become the party of Roy Moore and Donald Trump, we are toast. Wait, is this thing on?"
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions has six different stories about Russia, which puts him right into Harry Potter territory
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor said Jeff Sessions made it a lot easier for Robert Mueller to nail him with perjury charges
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: Alabama republicans should write in Jeff Sessions for senate. Then President Trump could appoint a new Attorney General to fire Mueller. Wait, did I say that out loud?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I never lied," Jeff Sessions lied
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The KKKeebler elf slithers from his fudge workshop to once again perjure himself. This is YOUR Jeff Sessions testimony to the House Judiciary Committee (LGT C-SPAN @ 10am EST)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Here comes Sessions' last ditch attempt to keep himself from going down with the Trumptanic: Jeffie is demanding that a second Special Counsel be formed to investigate the Clinton Foundation
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Sun November 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions faces complaint by 12-year-old
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Fri November 10, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fresh off the dismissal of charges for laughing at Jeff Sessions, four people are now being charged for booing the First Lady
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Wed November 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Jeff Flake says that Donnie Two Scoops calling for the FBI to go after his political opponents isn't normal, or as they say in the post Trump political world, "A day that ends in 'Y'"
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Senator Franken has some questions for Jeff Sessions
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Wed November 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Actor portraying Jeffrey Dahmer finds the darkness of the character eating at him
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Family unwittingly stays in and favorably reviews Airbnb flat owned by one of Paul Manafort's shell corporations, and now can't decide if it's creepy, weird, or kind of awesome
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey FedEx and UPS... nice little business you guys have going there. Really hate to see something bad happen to it. Signed: Jeff Bezos
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions perjured himself
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Thor: Ragnarok took Willy Wonky, Led Zeppelin, and Jeff Goldblum and made a funny Thor movie
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Mon October 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That Trump aide who pleaded guilty? According to Mueller's team he not only met with a Russian professor to discuss Russia helping him get Hillary's emails, he reported the meeting to senior campaign officials-and he was Jeff Sessions' direct report
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(YouTube)
 
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Happy 78th birthday to one of music's great architects, Grace Slick, whose storied career saw her through the musical evolution of Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and Starship. Here is her biggest contribution to music itself
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jefferson Davis "Nancy" Beauregard Sessions III has found a solution to the deadly opiod abuse crisis that is currently facing the nation: "People should say no to drug use." See? Problem solved
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On the same day that Jeff Flake abandoned the bad ship GOP, the Pew Research Center released a 152-page report on the nation's political typology which reveals that the GOP civil war is bigger than Trump
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Wed October 25, 2017
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos didn't just make $80 billion, he invented a new word that won't stop happening
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Jeff Flake (R):"Mr. President, I will not be complicit or silent. When the next generation asks us, 'Why didn't you do something? Why didn't you speak up?' What are we going to say? Mr. President, I rise today to say, enough"
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake flakes out on Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions wrote the DOJ's new anti-abortion policies, which explains why there are eerie similarities to Dred Scott
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Wed October 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Franken in response to Jeff Sessions' assertion that he had no communications with Russians during 2016 campaign: Not being able to recall what you discussed is different than saying you had no communications. The ambassador from Russia is Russian
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Trump Nominee Says Stupid S*it" we have Jeff Mateer, who claims religious crackdowns by Nazi Germany were just like treatment of Christians today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis elementary school in Jackson, Mississippi, is being renamed. Care to guess whose name will now grace the institution?
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
A former aide to Jeff Sessions, who also represented a bank connected to Russian money laundering, will now head the Justice Department's criminal division, giving him access to information relating to Mueller's probe of Russia's election tampering
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is bucking his image as an anti-LGBT crusader by sending a top federal hate crimes lawyer to help prosecute a man on trial for the shooting death of gender-fluid teen Kedarie Johnson. No this is not the Twilight Zone
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Tucson mailed a 21-foot cactus to Jeff Bezos
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic carbon dioxide scrubbing system turns CO2 to stone, prompting Jeff Lynne to sue for copyright infringement
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Labor Secretary, Alexander Acosta, was the US Attorney who declined to press the most serious charges against convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, presumably after receiving a note signed by Epstein's mom
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Memorial to slaveowner Thomas Jefferson being attacked by laser-wielding assailants
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Hey, let's go ask Jeff Goldblum what 'Ragnarok' means. That should be fun"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
We just blame the guy named Jeff
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Mon October 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Would there be anything more satisfying than setting fire to the set of Dynasty?
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
White rabbit spotted travelling around London using the Tube and buses, I guess he lost his Jefferson Airplane (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
General Hospital veteran Anna Jeffreys dead at 94. Or at least we think so, although we've heard that her long-lost identical twin cousin from the forgotten second husband of her mother who disappeared at sea may actually be the one who died
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Georgetown law profs take a knee to protest Jeff Sessions' appearance on campus to discuss free speech
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is projecting again
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The two Alabama Senate candidates argued during a debate last night over who worshiped Trump more
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mike Pence dodges a question on Trumpcare by making up a fake quote by Thomas Jefferson. Can we get a smokebomb tag yet, please?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lambda Lambda Lambda mourns loss of U.N. Jefferson
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Federal Business Opportunities)
 
 
 
Just in case you need to test giant rockets, NASA has a couple of big test stands available. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos to battle it out in 5...4...3...2
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton expecting their second child. No matter the gender, hopefully they name it Negan
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Sorry, Jeff, but you can't deny sanctuary cities money because they don't like you or your fudge stripes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Russia invade Ukraine? Has Jeff cut a deal to rat on his boss? Will Mueller leave no Stone unturned? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5PM news dump)
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ever had a staff meeting where the boss becomes unhinged partway through and starts screaming at you in front of your peers, calls you an idiot, and demands you quit? Jeff Sessions has
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions might change a rule in leak investigations that would utterly decimate the free press
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What's next, protesting monuments of Thomas Jeffer...Wait, we're actually doing this? Okay, fine
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos demands his own Iron Throne
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Fri September 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions explains (in drag)
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Wed September 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bi-partisan group of Senators introduce a resolution condemning "hate groups, including white supremacists, white nationalists, neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan," and since Jeff Sessions is no longer in the Senate, it might not get filibustered
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is also a liar; let us count the ways he bullshiatted through the DACA announcement
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is sending Jeffy Sessions out to kill DACA, but wants us to know he is NOT AFRAID of those brown people. nope, not at all
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To the fainting couches: Attorney General Jeff Sessions's claim that a violent crime wave is sweeping the nation gets four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker
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Tue August 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions blames opioid abuse crisis on a) pharma companies, b) recession, c) Hollywood
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake feels the wrath of Trump, tries to make nice with the monster
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Literally just hours after pledging not to attack GOP senator Jeff Flake by name while he was in Arizona, Trump...well you know the rest
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Trump pardon Sheriff Joe? Will there be a chant of "Heil Drumpf"? Will he stoke the fires of hatred against Jeff Flake? THIS is your Trump Arizona "campaign" rally thread. (9pm ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suggesting everything is not all sweetness and light within the GOP, Trump is reportedly considering endorsing Jeff Flake's primary opponent at his Phoenix rally, while a McConnell-aligned PAC is running attack ads calling her "Chemtrails Kelli"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord, former CNN commentator and Trump supporter who was fired for tweeting a Nazi salute, offered a position at the newly Steve Bannon-led Breitbart
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis tarred and feathered. Check that. Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway monument tarred and feathered. In Arizona. Because subby still had some sanity left, and that could not be allowed to continue
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Thu August 17, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Trump Tuesday: "First it is Lee and Stonewall Jackson, what next, Washington and Jefferson?" Everyone Wednesday: "No, don't be stupid and compare confederates and founding fathers". CNN commentator Thursday: "Let's be stupid"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Jefferson Davis for 50 years, affixed to a wall outside a department store, was removed last night. Fark: In Montreal, Canada
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The town of Alexandria, Virginia is conducting an online survey for ideas on what to rename Jefferson Davis Highway. Any ideas?
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