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96 headlines found matching 'Jack'
Wed October 18, 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis elementary school in Jackson, Mississippi, is being renamed. Care to guess whose name will now grace the institution?
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hijack any Wifi connection with this one simple trick
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Happy Death Day is #1 with $26.5 million, nearly doubling #2 Blade Runner 2049's $14.3 million. Jackie Chan's action film The Foreigner is #3 with $12.4 million, It at #4 with $6.4 million, Kingsman: The Golden Circle plunging to #7 with $5 million
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(NBC)
 
 
 
I want to be woke, but I watched Will and Grace this evening and it was just terrible. The joke pacing and laugh track were all the things I hate about sitcoms. Can I criticise the show without looking like some kind of secret homophobe?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Carjacking." "Cool. And what are you in for?" "Murder." "Cool. What about you, fresh fish, what are you in for?" "I liked somebody's Facebook post." *backs away slowly*
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook is launching a food delivery service. Sure they have Chipotle, Jack in the Box, and Five Guys as options but half the time you just end up getting a delivery of Borscht and an imitation Stroganoff
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
TV news report leads man to old shirt, $24 million jackpot. Subby's old shirt just tells him wrong numbers to play
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Wed October 11, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
Sol shows off its Halloween costume a bit early. That's one big Jack O'Lantern The Sun is there. (Interesting, Cool, & Spiffy also applicable. FARK needs Pareidolia tag.)
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland: Where even dogs get carjacked
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Diary of a Codependent Film Assistant or: Full Mental Straitjacket
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ten great actors who will be forever defined by one role. Wait, Hugh Jackman is a great actor?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you mistake a Jack Daniel's flag for an ISIS banner, you likely have had a bit too much of the former to drink. Just saying
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No you haven't lost your mind, it's been hijacked by social media
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Thu October 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wanted Jack's "Batman" Joker costume, Chris Pratt's Starlord helmet, the piano from "Casablanca," or (welcome to fark) Garth's tighty whities from "Wayne's World 2?"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google shows the same "courage" as Apple, removes the headphone jack from the Pixel 2 phone
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jack Eichel will enjoy the feeling of losing with the Buffalo Sabres for eight years
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Tue October 03, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You never want to be that guy who's found dead in a cupboard after a solo sex game goes wrong
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Mon October 02, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Police log: Man claims he "found" 152 bottles of Jack Daniels
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Will Kaz Grala hit the jackpot? Will Chase Briscoe crap out? Find out the answers to these questions, and other gambling related puns, as the bright lights of Sin City host the NASCAR Truck Series Las Vegas 350, starting at 7:30pm ET on FS1
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Wed September 27, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
It's one of those days where you can't tell if you're reading UPI or The Onion: "Toddler gets scooter-jacked by backpack-wearing poodle"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama managed to replace Jefe Sessions with an even bigger jackass (somehow), Hirocheeto's in a huff that the guy he backed lost, and Puerto Rico's still in the dark. It's time for the MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities start at 8PM ET
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Tue September 26, 2017
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Sheila Jackson Lee takes a knee on the house floor in support of NFL players and there is nothing wrong with that whatsoever
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Move aside, furries; here come the Jack Sparrow superfans
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe General Jack D. Ripper was right after all
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Texas legislator Farenthold (R-Butthurt) declares that wearing a mask makes your cause invalid, leaves an exception for white hoods. Also vows to refer to Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee as "that girl"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
NC mom invents a spray she guarantees will attract any Bigfoot within a mile and a half. Also guaranteed to attract Loch Ness monsters, chupacabras, unicorns, jackalopes and leprechauns
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After 26 years of research, this author believes he can identify Jack the Ripper
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "We're fairly close on a DACA deal" as Trump walks back the walk back of the previous walk back. Even Michael Jackson did less moonwalking
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Private Joker talks Full Metal Jacket thirty years on: "The FMJ set, besides Ground Zero during 9/11, was the most toxic place I've ever had the displeasure of being"
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Wed September 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China's richest guy proves that rich guys the world over are sometimes very strange. Witness the CEO of Alibaba do his Michael Jackson routine
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
E.W. Jackson becomes the latest right wing nutjob to link hurricanes with LGBTQ politicians
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Mon September 11, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Remembering that time Jackie Chan signed up for a movie about a window cleaner who foils a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center - all before 9/11 happened
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Fri September 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder who he voted for
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(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
No, jackasses, Jennifer Lawrence didn't blame the hurricanes on Trump
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Man arrested for impersonating Jack Ryan. To be fair, that's not the worst of his increasingly implausible plot lines
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(Vibe)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson has something "special" planned for Hurricane Harvey victims, when she rolls into Houston this weekend. Sorry Janet we had enough of your special showings in 2004
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
John Keil, who led the team that created McGruff the Crime Dog and voiced the character, dies at 94 - or 13 dog years
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. Commander apologizes after "highly offensive" pamphlets are airdropped in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, scientists at DARPA reconsider their attempt to weaponize Jack Chick tracts
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Jack Black sings a ridiculously absurd a capella version Nirvana's 'Polly'
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Mon September 04, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
And the bizarro world of fashion continues to spiral out of control with the most impractical $580 denim jacket ever (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Crying Nazi's lawyer, in court wearing an early-1800s-style red waistcoat with gold buttons, bowtie, white muttonchop whiskers, black velcro shoes, and a 1910s-style straw boater hat, says his client is another Jackie Mason-type comic
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Quincy Jones: "I loved it every time we went in the studio, and that was a lot. We used to stay up five days and nights with no sleep when we were on a roll" and more memories on the Making of Michael Jackson's 'Bad'
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We knew Jackie 'O', and you are not Jackie 'O', Kim Kardshian
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Jack Kirby would have been 100 years old today. Here are some of the things you can do to honor the King Of Comics
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paris Jackson calls out Trump and 'Nazi White Supremacist Jerks' at MTV VMAs. Two things were learned from this: 1. MTV still has the VMAs. and 2. Paris Jackson is HOT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jack Black turns 48 today. Here he is getting zapped by lightning in a 1995 episode of The X-Files
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jack Kirby, Captain America's creator, made a career out of punching Nazis. Bet he wouldn't be too happy learning what ol' Cap was up to now
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, Jackson Browne's bittersweet tribute to touring, "The Load-Out," was recorded at a Maryland concert
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Thu August 24, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not News: Two black men post a picture of themselves with luxury shopping bags on a bench in Italy. News: Picture goes viral, Italians rail about "lazy immigrants mooching off of the state." Fark: Said men are Samuel L Jackson and Magic Johnson
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey state senator demands the Coast Guard ban jackass billionaires from parking their luxury yachts in front of the Statue of Liberty
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts woman claims big Powerball jackpot, quits her job right away
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not that YOU will probably ever need to know this, but should you find yourself with a winning powerball jackpot ticket here's what you should do 1) keep your mouth shut 2) put the ticket in a safe deposit box. 3) Hire VERY good financial advisers
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Wed August 23, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, a carjacking is foiled by the world's most effective automotive anti-theft device: the manual transmission
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
That massive $700 million jackpot in tonight's Powerball game? It's a result of the fact that two years ago Powerball officials re-rigged their game to make it MUCH harder to win
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man tries to carjack three football players. With mugshot goodness
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The media would remember Jerry Lewis much more fondly if he hadn't been such a jackass when giving interviews in the past
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Thu August 17, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Trump Tuesday: "First it is Lee and Stonewall Jackson, what next, Washington and Jefferson?" Everyone Wednesday: "No, don't be stupid and compare confederates and founding fathers". CNN commentator Thursday: "Let's be stupid"
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Jack In The Box charges $3 to top your hash browns with chicken nuggets, ranch dressing, Frank's Red Hot, and white cheese sauce, satisfy all your dark urges
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you are suddenly in the mood to punch some Nazis, Marvel has a reprint of Captain America #1 this week for a dollar to honor what would have been Jack Kirby's 100th birthday
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did you know that a slave taught Jack Daniel how to distill his famous whiskey? Thanks to the company that produces it today, neither does anybody else
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Jacksonville Beach police use 3 Tasers, baton, 4 handcuffs to arrest bar customer (Video? Yep)
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Tue August 15, 2017
(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings
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Mon August 14, 2017
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Farker hng had his bike jacket stolen. Let's fix that
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Greg Olsen: We need a lot more info on concussions. Goodell: How about instead we fine Harrison for $1M, suspend Brady indefinitely, give the Cowboys a few more first rounders, and force the Redacteds to move to Jacksonville
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Scientists encode malware into DNA to hijack sequencer computers
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Tue August 08, 2017
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Screaming kids scare off would-be carjackers, potential dates
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
Jackie Stewart has the weirdest sense of déjà vu right now
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Mon August 07, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separating. Clearly, everything is NOT awesome
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Another day, another guess as to who Jack the Ripper really was
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop someone interesting into this jacket
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Samuel L. Jackson method of keeping busy
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Fri August 04, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trolls collectively hijack white power website discussion groups to have candid conversations about color swatches
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jack White is recording a new solo album that will only sound moderately like Led Zeppelin
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man carjacks woman. Fark: He has to get her help because he couldn't figure out the push button ignition
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Austin Jackson robs the Red Sox of a homerun in probably one of the best catches into a bullpen ever (with video goodness)
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Book "How I made $290,000 selling books" by Jack Stratton now available on Amazon...for $290,000 (only 1 left in stock)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A still-unsolved murder mystery involving fake Somali pirates and the hijacking of an oil tanker
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Conservative pastor E.W. Jackson demands sensitivity training to "combat discrimination against heterosexuals"
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars: Reply with a gif to show how excited you are for the upcoming season. Fans: *crack knuckles*
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
RIP Motown's Bobby Taylor, the man who discovered the Jackson 5, could hit more notes than Patti LaBelle, met 3 presidents and had illustrious backing band members such as Tommy Chong on guitar and Jimi Hendrix on bass
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Sun July 23, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Jackass in a Transformers mask wielding a fake gun tries to rob a Starbucks. Met by a stubborn barista and an angry older guy. Tag for the old guy's awesome beat down
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's Awkward Donald trying to get Putin's attention at the G 20 dinner
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Today's useless debate: Pancakes vs Waffles (aka pancakes with abs)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
That's Emmy-Nominated John Cena to you, Jack
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Todd Starnes outraged at the "democratic jackals who are foaming at the mouth to execute Donald Trump Jr"
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS will air an animated Michael Jackson Halloween special so you can really scare your kids
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Has Samuel L. Jackson signed on to appear in Captain Marvel?
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Thief plays Grand Theft Auto for real, smashing several cars after jacking a lorry with a crane on top and making good his getaway after dragging a car down the road this morning
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
88-year-old Joe Jackson, patriarch of the Jackson family, injured in a car crash. The sad news is he won't be able to travel by car for awhile. Which means Jermaine is pretty much out of a job
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tebow gets promoted...jacks 2-run homer off 92-mph pitch. SEC SEC SEC
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The shooting of Philando Castile was reasonable," says E.W. Jackson, who goes on to say "the police officer did not overreact because Castile never should have admitted that he was legally carrying a gun in the first place"
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman and Jason Reitman to get up to some monkey business in Gary Hart biopic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phil Jackson out in New York, clock ticking on if he applies for a job with the Lakers
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our new flapjack octopus overlords
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Tue June 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man jailed for doing a poor Michael Jackson impression
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Carjacker foiled by own stupidity of not knowing how to drive a manual shift car
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