It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
Headlines matching 'JFK Airport'
Sat May 12, 2012
Source
Fark Headline
Comments
Let's run down the list of activities where your colleagues are likely to shoot you and themselves, shall we? Fighting a war, being a cop, selling dietary supplements, hunting deer, dealing drugs, wait, what?
(
washingtonpost.com
)
(25)
Sun May 06, 2012
Remember that AAirpass you bought years ago that gave you unlimited first class tickets to anywhere in the world? Turns out when you use it, it costs us money, so we're going to cancel it, ban you from flying us and sue you
(
latimes.com
)
(102)
Wed March 28, 2012
JetBlue pilot faces the always onerous "lunacy on board" airline surcharge
(
travel.usatoday.com
)
(56)
Tue March 27, 2012
(Herald Sun)
In-flight entertainment: Our captain forgot to take his meds and will be running up and down the aisles raving about "bombs" and "al-Qaida", ensure your seats are in the up-right position and your trays are folded away
(
heraldsun.com.au
)
(121)
(Some Guy)
While the TSA feels up your grandmother at the checkpoint, it's okay for baggage handlers to steal stuff from your checked bag
(
newyork.cbslocal.com
)
(82)
Mon March 26, 2012
Try to bring fruit or sausage through JFK Airport from overseas, and Izzy the beagle will bust you adorably
(
news.yahoo.com
)
(100)
Mon March 05, 2012
Pregnant drug mule caught at JFK. Customs agents expecting $20,000 worth of heroin
(
nydailynews.com
)
(30)
Not news: TSA confiscates woman's bottle of water. Fark: Lets her go with a dagger in her bag. Total Fark: takes 10 minutes for TSA to call the cops
(
nypost.com
)
(81)
Fri February 03, 2012
Spokeswoman says that a few thefts by TSA agents shouldn't make us forget all the good that they've done. You could tell the Spokeswoman was a pro, because she managed to say that with a straight face
(
latimesblogs.latimes.com
)
(95)
Displayed
9
of about
670
links -- join
TotalFark
to see them all
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Fark via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
International Hindenburg Re-enactment Society
Bullseye Dart Party Picks
Joystick-It iPad Arcade Stick
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man - Money Bank
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
Someone Put This Epic Sportscaster on...
More news at Scribol »
Va Va Voom! Jennifer Lopez Heats Up T...
A Bikini-Clad Coco & Ice-T Celebrate...
A Pregnant Reese Witherspoon Looked G...
Spotted: Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez...
More news at Starpulse »
Five Tools You'll Need to Survive, We...
Snakeskin pedicures and gold facials
Gorgeous Goth Girls
Never Pay For Laundry Again! (PICS)
More news at Village Voice »
Cops Shoot Naked Guy Eating Man's Fac...
30 North Korean Officials Die in 'Car...
Kids Missing Nearly 4 Years Found in...
Victim of Naked Face-Eater Fights for...
More news at Newser »