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Headlines matching 'Iss'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Fox Sports) Cool US Women's Soccer star Alex Morgan will pose nude but in bodypaint for SI's swimsuit issue  (msn.foxsports.com) (42)
(Breitbart.com) Silly "Star Trek: The Original Series is the one time Hollywood got conservative ideas right." Yeah, pretty sure Republicans weren't too happy about the interracial kiss or sparing the Halkans  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (162)
(Des Moines Register) Followup Catholics are still pissed at Obama. Apparently, they won't be satisfied until they nail him to the wall  (desmoinesregister.com) (388)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Guardian) Amusing Falkland Islands newspaper editor calls Argentine President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner a biatch. With picture showing what the real issue might be  (guardian.co.uk) (78)
(Sports Illustrated) Sad Peyton Manning has made a complete and full recovery from neck surgery, except for that pesky "unable to throw a football" issue,  (tracking.si.com) (26)
(BBC) Weird Those keen football fans Kermit and Miss Piggy give their opinion on this weekend's English Premier League action  (bbc.co.uk) (11)
(Time) Hero Movie star tries to enlist in the Army Air Corps. Rejected. He tries again. Same result. He finally gets in, flies dozens of combat missions, rises from private to full colonel in four years. Where's the movie about THAT?  (life.time.com) (99)


Thu February 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool Another amenity your car is missing: A wood burning stove. Talk to this guy about getting that set up  (photoblog.msnbc.msn.com) (60)
(The Eye) Interesting Are girl bands back? Yes. Well, no. They're back, but they're no longer pissed off at you for your unconscious role in a male-dominated patriarchal society  (eye.columbiaspectator.com) (112)
(Wonkette) Amusing Gulf of Mexico sounds so ... Mexican, right? This Mississippi legislator has a very patriotic idea: Start calling it the Gulf of America  (wonkette.com) (98)
(STLToday) Ironic St. Louis man fatally shot trying to get people to sign a petition to make Missouri safer  (stltoday.com) (76)
(NYPost) Stupid New Jersey and nine other states given permission to leave a few children behind  (nypost.com) (119)
(The New York Times) PSA Credit Suisse reports firste losse in three yearse  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (4)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Sad The pilot of thoroughbred horse racing drama Luck on HBO was missing the traditional ASPCA "no animals were harmed during the filming of this program" blessing. PETA thought you ought to know there's a reason for that  (insidetv.ew.com) (91)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Judge on the other side of the gavel after dismissing wife's and friends' tickets  (fox17online.com) (38)
(Yahoo) Followup Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com) (82)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Google) Spiffy Will Mittens lick Santorum in Colorado? Will conservatives in Missoura change the race? Will Giant Elderly Baby do any better than third? Who is RON PAUL? It's your Minnesota/Missouri/Colorado Republican election thread  (google.com) (814)
(WTOP) Dumbass Parent of the year can't figure out why failing to get his kids to school 150 times in the past two years is an issue  (wtop.com) (115)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney blasts the ruling overturning Proposition 8. Not because of the social issues at stake, but because he wasted all that money getting it passed in the first place   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (311)
(Some Guy) Amusing Are you looking to end your romance? Look no further than the Bronx Zoo. For only $10 you can name any one of its 58,000 hissing cockroaches after your, umm...loved one  (magblog.audubon.org) (40)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Garage door openers stop working on entire block at the same time in St. Charles, Missouri. Some say street lights are to blame  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (75)
(Mother Nature Network) Scary The rate of STDs is skyrocketing among sexually active senior citizens. Keep that in mind the next time your Nana wants to give you a kiss  (mnn.com) (95)
(Some Guy) Florida Be on the lookout for the missing Department of Corrections offenders; all 30,000 of them  (610wiod.com) (24)
(Yahoo) Interesting In Nevada victory speech, Romney says his mission is to "save the soul of America" - presumably by letting America die and then retroactively baptising it  (news.yahoo.com) (117)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Toronto Star) Cool Muslim clerics issue a fatwa. Against honour killings, domestic violence and hatred of women  (thestar.com) (104)
(Some Guy) Interesting Is Facebook addictive? Of course not. That's just stupid... being addicted to a website. Like that could ever happen. Now, I have to go refresh TotalFARK a dozen times per minute to see if my latest submission was greenlit  (hlntv.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Followup Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly  (ipsnews.net) (247)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange Oregon mushroom hunters missing for 4 days. Four colorful, beautiful blue boy days  (ktvb.com) (98)
(UPI) Florida Pigs pinch pensioner for propagating potted poolside pot plants. Pisser  (upi.com) (24)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Marketwatch) Spiffy February is National Children's Dental Health Month, or as it's abbreviated in Mississippi ... February  (marketwatch.com) (23)
(Short List) Fail 10 examples of politicians trying to be funny. Complete with cringe-inducing videos. Tumbleweeds missing though  (shortlist.com) (23)


Thu February 02, 2012
(TheWrap) Scary Feds shut down 16 websites for streaming copyrighted footage, arrest webmaster. Coincidentally, don't miss the Super Bowl this Sunday on NBC  (thewrap.com) (175)
(MSNBC) Misc Worst job in Science: These physicians injected an average of 20.5 cc using "a back-and-forth technique" into the deep soft tissue layers of the penises of 50 men. The product was then 'homogenized with a roller.'  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (82)
(Daily Kos) Florida Pro-tip: If you're going to submit legislation given to you by a shady, secretive lobbying group, then it may be a good idea to remove said lobbying group's mission statement from the legislation text first  (dailykos.com) (52)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing Michigan St. misses extra point, loses to Illinois 42-41 in shootout  (rivals.yahoo.com) (32)
(Huffington Post) Interesting How to survive tornados. Step 1: leave Missouri and Oklahoma. Step 2: repeat Step 1 as necessary  (huffingtonpost.com) (32)
(UPI) Followup For those keeping track of the dissolution of the Occupy movement, you can now cross Miami off your list  (upi.com) (56)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Weekly Standard) Followup The Obama campaign has found at least $500,000 of the $1.2B missing from MF Global  (weeklystandard.com) (69)
(CBC) Amusing Award-winning teacher had sex with two students, kissed a third and sexted a fourth. Yeah, I'd say that at least deserves an award for effort, if nothing else  (cbc.ca) (83)
(Huffington Post) Obvious People aren't watching the Republican debates to learn about the issues - "It's like you're tuning in to a car race, you really want to see if there's a wreck"  (huffingtonpost.com) (66)
(Some Guy) Interesting Julian Assange to appear on The Simpsons, sexually assault Miss Krabappel, leak all of Mr. Burns' secret files   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (16)
(Yahoo) Ironic Home birthing advocate dies giving birth in own home. Alanis Morissette tapped to perform at funeral  (au.news.yahoo.com) (286)
(Huffington Post) Ironic Obama passes on taking 18 of the 20 highest questions offered to him by voters via YouTube during recent Google hangout, but does address the pressing issues of dancing, gaming, and getting the late night munchies  (huffingtonpost.com) (145)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Ironic Author of the "Don't say Gay" bill thrown out of a restaurant. "If you don't think the way certain people think, then they think you don't have a right to be served," he said, completely missing the irony  (buzzfeed.com) (215)
(Washington Post) Sad Missing community activist found. Apparently, he fell down a well. Onto a bullet  (washingtonpost.com) (65)
(IOL) Interesting Muslim preacher arrested in Kenya, Secret Service plans rescue mission  (iol.co.za) (33)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LiveLeak) Amusing Kickboxing match won by dreaded rock, paper, scissors maneuver  (liveleak.com) (21)
(LA Times) Silly You know it's a slow news day when the Los Angeles Times takes issue with the accuracy of Google's Snowflake Doodle  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (34)
(Fark) Survey Which would you rather have: a kiss or a hug? Why?  (fark.com) (279)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting In yet another example of President Obama's pusillanimous "do-nothing" behavior, details emerge that Obama went ahead with the Bin Laden raid despite the advice of most of his advisers to back away from the mission  (foxnews.com) (255)


Fri January 27, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting Syracuse's Fab Mello to miss third grade....er... game. Third game  (espn.go.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Irsay and Manning issue joint statement. "Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (57)
(Yahoo) Followup Other Somali pirates holding Americans hostage were just a mite rattled by Wednesday's rescue mission  (news.yahoo.com) (101)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting Revealed at last: from Roald Dahl to Alfred Hitchcock, the stars who told Queen Elizabeth to piss off  (mirror.co.uk) (31)
(Reuters) Unlikely Dissent at Davos: Activists demand a place on the agenda, a plate of those BBQ Buffalo Shrimp and a pitcher of Lime Rickeys  (reuters.com) (5)


Thu January 26, 2012
(MSNBC) Asinine Oh, you meant THAT money: The Swiss bank accounts and offshore funds. There's just so much money I lose track  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (107)
(Spiegel) Spiffy Old and busted: U.S. missile shield. New hotness: European asteroid shield  (spiegel.de) (24)
(The Daily Caller) Dumbass Darrell Issa says Eric Holder needs to apologize for Operation Fast and Furious. And yet, Vin Diesel is considered blameless  (dailycaller.com) (52)
(The Consumerist) Interesting Alaska Airlines to stop handing out prayer cards to remind you to kiss your ass goodbye  (consumerist.com) (44)


Wed January 25, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Fail Nissan plans on building a $2 billion plant in America's heartland... Mexico  (businessweek.com) (45)
(Gothamist) Sad Teenage boy died on his birthday evading six young women trying to give him kisses. It even says so on his headstone  (gothamist.com) (79)
(Miami Herald) Hero Obama: I'm sorry that my State of the Union milk joke sucked, but I was too busy directing the military to invade Somalia on a hostage rescue mission to write a better one  (miamiherald.com) (383)


Tue January 24, 2012
(The Daily Show) Amusing The cognitive dissonance in the GOP and the ineffectual performance of CNN's John King causes Jon Stewart's head to asplode  (thedailyshow.com) (105)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney closed his wife's Swiss bank account, presumably because he didn't want Americans to discover he is, in fact, a Bond villain   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (114)
(The Sun) Obvious Real-life 40-year-old virgin, a theatre manager who has never even kissed a man and vows to remain pure until she marries. With bonus "she'll take that hymen to the grave" pic  (thesun.co.uk) (368)
(Deadspin) Interesting So why did Billy Cundiff miss the field goal in the Raven/Patriots game? Here are the behind-the-scene details showing that timing is everything  (deadspin.com) (171)
(BBC) Amusing Jay Leno just pissed off an entire religion whose adherents all carry daggers  (bbc.co.uk) (76)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting Biggest solar storm since 2005 underway, expected to peak Tuesday. Possible effects include disruptions of satellite communication, electrical transmission and GPS navigation. The Sun is here  (washingtonpost.com) (111)
(Herald Tribune) Florida Why does first-term (R) Rep. Ben Albritton, a citrus grower from Wauchula and recent chairman of the Florida Citrus Commission hate photography?  (heraldtribune.com) (59)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly "Nowitzki will miss 4 games to improve conditioning." Because running up and down a basketball court for 48 minutes is no way to get in shape  (cnnsi.com) (24)
(Daily Mail) Sappy At the age of 42 Jennifer Aniston may have finally missed her friend  (dailymail.co.uk) (153)
(YouTube) Cool Redlight greenlight i dont care- John Legend and The ROOTS- Shine. i need to pick a topic.its a video, duh, you stupid submission thing box  (youtube.com) (7)
(Time) Amusing Swiss ski federation smells something fishy with woman's performance enhancing underwear  (newsfeed.time.com) (22)


Sat January 21, 2012
(USA Today) Silly Often enough, where there's smoke, there's fire. But sometimes a cat just pissed on an electrical outlet  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (55)
(Seattle Times) Fail Blizzard halts search for missing people on Mt. Rainier, decides to focus on raiding instead  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (68)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Amusing ...hello, officer? Yes, I would like to report a missing warehouse  (suntimes.com) (41)
(STLToday) Strange Five St. Louis school buses missing. If five big yellow things appeared in your back yard, please mention it to police when you have the time. There's a picture in the article of what a school bus looks like  (stltoday.com) (38)
(Lowering the Bar) Florida To report missing, legally-required sticker, call number on sticker  (loweringthebar.net) (49)
(Wired) Followup NASA finally comes clean, releases film about aliens on the ISS  (wired.com) (23)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Reuters) Weird China unveils pricey "RedPad" iPad clone based on Android, markets it to Communist Party members as patriotic tool for verifying ID cards, reading cadre blogs, managing firms, and oppressing dissidents  (reuters.com) (18)
(Politico) Asinine Obama deciding to side with the people on SOPA/PIPA somehow makes it a political issue, which is apparently unfair to Hollywood. Subby would play the world's tiniest violin for them, but then Fark would have its DNS revoked  (politico.com) (99)
(Think Progress) Followup Rush Limbaugh on the sanctity of marriage: "At least he asked his wife for permission instead of cheating on her. That's a mark of character, in my book. Newt's a victim"  (thinkprogress.org) (187)
(YouTube) Spiffy Been asleep the last 100 years? This will get you caught up on what you missed  (youtube.com) (28)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary An Al-Qaeda magazine was found smuggled into Guantanamo Bay prison. No word if it was an issue of Internet Tough Guy  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)
(Fark) Hero While we're doing really random topics, at least let's consider one that will have an impact on history: If you ran for President, what would you make your #1 issue?  (fark.com) (338)
(Scientific American) Obvious "Large, litigious copyright holders such as the MPAA and the RIAA will issue floods of copyright violation accusations to everyone from Google to Fark." This is why we have to protest, people (2nd paragraph from bottom)   (blogs.scientificamerican.com) (1)
(GigaOM) Spiffy Now that iPhone is finally available on all three major carriers, iOS marketshare in the US has just jumped from 25.1% in October to 44.5% in December. See, they didn't need to sue everyone into submission after all  (gigaom.com) (41)
(The Local - Swiss) Dumbass If you fall asleep on a train and miss your stop, just let it go man, because it's gone  (thelocal.ch) (15)
(USA Today) Obvious Deion Sanders' wife files for divorce, says he "suffers from a narcissistic personality disorder." Well duh  (content.usatoday.com) (52)
(YouTube) Cool I can has first submission approval evar? No not yours  (youtube.com) (13)
(YouTube) Silly Wait, did I miss Drew greening everything? Crap. Here's me singing Toby Keith in the car  (youtube.com) (34)
(Yahoo) Scary Tornadoes touchdown in Indiana, Kentucky, and Mississippi. Indianapolis spared as there hasn't been a touchdown there in months  (news.yahoo.com) (20)
(Yahoo) Strange Nick Cannon reveals details of his kidney issues. "We didn't want to say 'kidney failure' so people would think I gotta get new kidneys and Gary Coleman and all that stuff"  (news.yahoo.com) (18)
(Wikipedia) Stupid What is this submission thingee?  (en.wikipedia.org) (33)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Denver Post) Scary Man missing for five days discovered dead in a locked movie theater bathroom. In other news, some movie theaters don't clean their bathrooms everyday  (denverpost.com) (100)
(Some Guy) Interesting Radical Muslims plan biggest Swiss mosque, pray for no rain  (thelocal.ch) (77)
(Telegram) Sad Your town might be lonely if everyone gets abuzz when Stephen King mentions it in a novel and you don't care that he misspelled it anyway  (telegram.com) (64)
(ABC) PSA If you've found a missing spacecraft in your backyard, please contact the Russian Space Agency  (abcnews.go.com) (21)


Sun January 15, 2012
(SFGate) Fail Did you miss the first two weeks of ABC's new sitcom 'Work It'? Don't worry you weren't alone  (sfgate.com) (71)
(Politico) Asinine RIAA on SOPA outrage: "It sure seems like the deck is stacked to ensure no meaningful or balanced debate occurs on an issue that is very important to American jobs and our economy"  (politico.com) (336)
(WOIO) Interesting Missing teen found at the last place investigators thought to look: The library  (woio.com) (45)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ole Miss players to South Carolina: Challenge accepted  (throwtheflagblog.com) (12)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Missing algebra teacher found dead -- investigators looking to solve for why, query ex  (dailymail.co.uk) (73)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Discover) Cool Two more binary star planets discovered. George Lucas issa wanted for questioning   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (13)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool The Miss America prelim rounds ended last night. Miss Hawaii emerged as a front-runner for her beauty and a demonstration of rope trickery. Great Balls of Fire indeed. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (38)
(CBC) Unlikely It's Friday the 13th, a day in which close to one billion dollars is lost from people missing work because too scared to leave their homes, losses to airlines from fear of flying, and mirror breakage  (cbc.ca) (94)
(Yahoo) Scary Bed Bath & Beyond pulls tissue holders from market because of glowing reviews. And by glowing, they mean they're made with Cobalt 60  (news.yahoo.com) (80)


Thu January 12, 2012
(NME) Cool Johnny Marr designing his own line or Ray Ban sunglasses. Meanwhile, Morrissey is busy designing his own line of lettuce strainers  (nme.com) (27)
(USA Today) Followup Mississippi judge unpardons 21 convicts  (content.usatoday.com) (111)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Telegraph) Stupid Video apparently shows U.S. Marines urinating on bodies of dead Taliban fighters. Naturally, some people are pissed off about this  (telegraph.co.uk) (295)
(InfoWorld) Obvious Doctor who is pissed he didn't get an iPhone or iPad for Christmas publishes article claiming TOUCHPAD DEVICES WILL CRIPPLE YOU FOR LIFE  (infoworld.com) (38)
(Some Silver Haired Guy) Obvious Forget the economy, foreign policy, social issues. Nope, more important factor to consider in the presidential race is who has the best hair  (mcsweeneys.net) (42)
(Yahoo) Scary Without a trace of irony, Pakistan's military issues a statement warning of "grave consequences" in reponse to a statement by the Pakistani prime minister accusing the military of violating the country's constitution  (news.yahoo.com) (38)


Tue January 10, 2012
(WIVB) Interesting The Better Business Bureau names the top ten scams of 2011. The Better Business Bureau is suspiciously missing from the list  (wivb.com) (49)
(SFGate) Strange Outgoing Mississippi governor notes the lack of news stories concerning Southern Governors doing crazy things. Fixes that problem the only way he knows how  (sfgate.com) (95)
(Life.com) Cool On the 50th anniversary of NASA announcing the construction of the Saturn rocket, which would eventually launch every Apollo moon mission, marvel at some of the coolest spacecraft models ever built  (life.com) (26)


Mon January 09, 2012
(TorrentFreak) Dumbass The Missionary Church of Kopimism (file sharing) is now recognized as an official religion in Sweden. A Catholic bishop has just labeled it "farcical" since it has no God. Wait until this guy hears about Buddhism  (torrentfreak.com) (114)
(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious "The Butthole", "Deep Arse", "Snot Bog", "Meat Lake", and "Piss Mountain". These are all fantastic names for towns  (thelocal.se) (46)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Newsarama) Cool The ten best-selling single comic book issues of the past ten years  (newsarama.com) (67)
(Some Guy) Strange Boys we need a new idea for a TV show. I know boss, how about a series on dissecting whales and we'll show this woman who cuts open the whale and literally walks inside  (lohud.com) (12)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Nicest white ass in Missouri welcomes visitors at its gate, has a website, and even its own calendar  (kctv5.com) (48)
(Marketwatch) Interesting Pentagon says it wants a leaner military. Plans to immediately issue smaller MRE's  (marketwatch.com) (57)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Huffington Post) Cool Lesbian announces her intention to run for Miss California, which, of course, some people are upset about. Who cares? She's hot  (huffingtonpost.com) (224)
(Slate) Obvious More CO2 means more environmental damage and death-and the only way to address it is to cut carbon emissions. While this makes for a catchy political message, it has the distinct disadvantage of being wrong  (slate.com) (125)
(Reuters) Followup In case if you have missed it, yesterday was the day that President Obama's lawyers went before the Supreme Court to explain how forcing Americans to give money to corporations is somehow constitutional  (reuters.com) (212)
(Daily Mail) Sad C. Feldman alleges molestation, issues B.moresque era-appr. quip: "It was basically me laying there pretending I was asleep..." Plans to out alleged pedophiles when advantageous to alleged career. Hey C.F.-- What up with the youth?  (dailymail.co.uk) (95)
(Huffington Post) Interesting No matter which side you're on, your home life just became more difficult. And admissible in court  (huffingtonpost.com) (44)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Dissection animals, the God Jesus Robot, the Carp Person, and other weird toys from Japan  (incrediblethings.com) (21)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Real Housewife of Atlanta to start new sex toy line. Presumably called Narcissism and with models called trophy and "looks pretty but shouldn't speak"  (huffingtonpost.com) (26)


Thu January 05, 2012
(UPI) Amusing Hacker, apparently unaware of which decade the rest of the world lives in, digs up secret intel files on Henry Kissinger, Dan Quayle. Quick, Mr. Peabody, fire up the Wayback Machine  (upi.com) (36)
(Reuters) Strange Boy, are the Chinese gonna be pissed when they realize that they've got Warren and Jimmy confused  (reuters.com) (39)
(CSMonitor) Obvious It took a special commission to conclude California doesn't have $100 billion to spend on railroads  (csmonitor.com) (179)
(TC Palm) Florida Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (10)
(Yahoo) Strange Woman gives police inconsistent stories in regard to where her missing son, sharpie, have been for more than a month  (news.yahoo.com) (83)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Starpulse) Scary Concert promoter inks deal to have rapper Nas perform in Angola on New Year's Eve. Nas misses his flight and doesn't make it to the show. That's a-kidnapping  (starpulse.com) (51)
(New York Daily News) Hero A recently widowed teen mom shot and killed a burglar to protect her 3-month-old son on New Year's Eve after asking the 911 operator for permission to fire  (nydailynews.com) (746)
(CBC) Followup Expert says that a mouse wouldn't actually dissolve in Mountain Dew, however, it would make it taste slightly worse  (cbc.ca) (56)
(Some Guy) PSA Teen girl missing since 2010 turns up in Colombia. FARK: She was deported by ICE. DOUBLE FARK: She's a U.S. citizen, black, and speaks no Spanish  (wfaa.com) (264)
(Yahoo) Interesting Scientists now think that the great Khmer empire in Cambodia collapsed due to a prolonged drought, and not because of immigration issues caused by too many Ankgor babies as previously thought  (news.yahoo.com) (47)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail "There's Mr. Bro Beard approaching Miss Hottie ... oh no: REEEEEE-JECTED"  (rivals.yahoo.com) (57)
(ACLU) Spiffy ACLU's Liberty Watch 2012 issues its Civil Liberties Report Card on the candidates: Highest Score (and lowest probability of actually being elected): Gary Johnson  (aclulibertywatch.org) (39)
(Spinner) Followup Missing for over 30 years after a plane crash, Peter Frampton's guitar has been found  (spinner.com) (112)
(Gizmodo) Weird From the "maybe they didn't think this through all the way" department: Pepsi moves to dismiss lawsuit from guy who found dead mouse in his soda, on grounds that Mountain Dew would dissolve a mouse carcass before the can was opened  (gizmodo.com) (121)


Mon January 02, 2012
(The Raw Story) Interesting Cantor: "I'll never compromise my core issues" Reporter: "What about Reagan? He raised taxes." Cantor: "You know what? I never thought of things that way. Interesting" No, ha ha, just joking...he spazzed out  (rawstory.com) (205)
(ABC) Obvious The eleven most intriguing missing persons of 2011. Eight are pretty white girls, with a token black girl, a white boy, and one ugly girl  (abcnews.go.com) (92)
(LA Times) Interesting California: "We're proud of our strict emissions laws." Federal Court: "LOL, Commerce Clause"  (latimes.com) (43)


Sun January 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Fail The Top 10 technology flops of 2011. Suspiciously missing from the list: huge blue buttons marked "SMART" and "FUNNY". Just kidding, Drew  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (186)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass How to piss people off: 1. Perform most beloved song of beloved artist on national TV. 2. Change most important lyric, thus changing the entire meaning of song. 3. Get progressively more irate at fans on Twitter. Forget you, Cee Lo Green  (huffingtonpost.com) (240)
(Deadline) Followup Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol rings in New Year as the weekend's #1 film, passing $300 million globally. Sherlock Holmes is a steady #2, and New Year's Eve proves to be an even bigger bust than anticipated  (deadline.com) (69)
(Daily Mail) Interesting War Horse: Winston Churchill's mission to rescue the war horses and how he made officials bring tens of thousands of them home  (dailymail.co.uk) (58)


Fri December 30, 2011
(WESH Orlando) Florida Dumb Jock dismissed from jury after sending Facebook friend request to defendant  (wesh.com) (34)
(LA Times) Amusing Today's big issue: should the homeless be allowed to watch internet porn at the library?  (opinion.latimes.com) (107)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious It's time again for your "Obama gets a free ride on the tough issues by the liberal media" media story of the day  (realclearpolitics.com) (119)
(ABC) Misc Rick Perry draws blank on landmark Texas anti-sodomy Supreme Court case; Rick Santorum frothing at the mouth for the chance to backdoor his way into the issue, no buts about it  (abcnews.go.com) (182)


Thu December 29, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Sad Marshall Ward, Navy commander during Cuban Missile Crisis, dead at 89. He is perhaps best known for piloting his ship 100 yards away from a Soviet vessel to inspect its cargo at the height of the standoff  (signonsandiego.com) (43)
(USA Today) Obvious Boston No. 1 'drunkest city' in ameriFARKDEMFARKINGYANKEEEEES ... *hick* ... TOMBRADYISMYHEEERO ... *belch* ... WICKEDPISSAHHH  (content.usatoday.com) (112)
(Denver Post) Silly Some politicians fight for abortion bans, some for gay rights, some for less taxes, some for legalized marijuana. Some fight for real issues, like "a vote for me is a vote for an 'In-N-Out Burger' franchise in our town"  (blogs.denverpost.com) (54)
(Boston Herald) Interesting Missing drug evidence points to rogue cop. In other news, there are a lot of rogue cops in Massachusetts. In other other news, police departments are not allowed to test officers for drug use  (bostonherald.com) (53)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Slate) Stupid Female shoppers are "organized," "have a list," and "in a huge hurry." Males are "mission-driven," "get-it-done," and "driven by finding the best prices." TOTALLY different  (slate.com) (84)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly Wut? Bill Maher dissed Teebus? CANCEL MAH HBO  (thepostgame.com) (144)
(ABC) Asinine Iran now found guilty of 9/11. Venezuela, you're looking pretty suspicious. Oh, and France? If you don't stop pissing us off, you'll be guilty of 9/11 too  (abcnews.go.com) (71)
(Penny Arcade) Asinine Customer emails manufacturer about missed shipping deadline. Manufacturer responds with condescending, name-dropping email. Customer gets Penny Arcade involved and things get lulzy  (penny-arcade.com) (952)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Montanans launch Recall of Senators Max Baucus and Jonathan Tester, who approved NDAA Military Detention. The issue of federal official recall has never reached the federal courts  (dailykos.com) (186)
(Some Guy) Amusing In a classic case of "you break it, you buy it", Truman the Tiger breaks Independence Bowl trophy, Missouri rolls North Carolina 41-24  (columbiamissourian.com) (27)
(Unicorn Booty) Fail Taylor Lautner's People Magazine 'Coming Out' Issue Goes Viral Even Though He's Not Gay  (unicornbooty.com) (47)
(Bitten and Bound) Stupid Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris involved in custody battle over puppy. She misses the droopy eyes, face licking, whining for attention. She also misses the dog  (bittenandbound.com) (5)
(USA Today) Scary Missing Indiana girl found dead; babysitter charged. Hourly  (usatoday.com) (104)


Sun December 25, 2011
(LiveLeak) Video Swiss solidiers attacked by tag team of goats - no, I'm not kidding  (liveleak.com) (15)
(Deadline) Followup It was a merry Christmas weekend for Mission Impossible 4, Sherlock Holmes, and Alvin & the Chipmunks, but not for The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Tintin  (deadline.com) (209)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Neatorama) Silly Lando Calrissian on a bottle of Colt 45. Helloooooooo, what have we here?  (neatorama.com) (17)


Fri December 23, 2011
(CNN) Fail The ballad of Swiss soccer club Neuchatel Xamax, or: What happens when someone who played SimCity and wouldn't stop clicking the disaster buttons decides they want to own a sports team  (edition.cnn.com) (19)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Huffington Post) Stupid A Girl Scouts troop's decision to admit a 7-year-old transgender child this fall has prompted three leaders to resign and dissolve their troops. Guess they'll all forfeit their tolerance badges  (huffingtonpost.com) (560)
(Telegraph) Obvious Matt Damon dismisses Barack Obama as 'one-term President'  (telegraph.co.uk) (323)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy A Navy tradition caught up with the repeal of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' today when two women sailors became the first to share the coveted "first kiss" on the dock after one of them returned from 80 days at sea  (wtkr.com) (489)
(CNN) Obvious Kim Jong Un issues first order as president. I bet it was for a banana split  (cnn.com) (134)
(NPR) Interesting Five things you may not know about Jon Huntsman. Conspicuously missing from the list: He's running for president  (npr.org) (33)
(WXYZ Detroit) Cool Man who lost his wallet containing $5,600 in cash has it returned less than 24 hours after it went missing  (wxyz.com) (84)


Tue December 20, 2011
(The Weekly Standard) Interesting You know that billboard with the picture of George W. Bush that says "Miss me yet?" Well, the Syrian protesters have an answer  (weeklystandard.com) (231)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine Yet another reason why people west of the Hudson think New Yorkers are nuts: $36,000 a year for kindergarten. Bonus: admissions director is named Babby  (nytimes.com) (151)
(TMZ) Followup All of Ryan Braun's fans can breath a sigh of relief. His positive test result for a banned substance was caused by "medication he was taking for a private medical issue" and not performance enhancing drugs  (tmz.com) (94)
(Pravda) Interesting Russia does not mind US missile defense system, but it works on a monster 100-ton missile to be on the safe side  (english.pravda.ru) (100)
(USA Today) Stupid Good news, everybody. USA Today has released its annual "I'm a social leper with no communication skills and need advice on how to handle even the most simplistic issues" advice column. Not that anybody here needs that, of course  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (37)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Porn film company gives Joan Rivers' daughter Melissa offer to appear on red carpet, blue carpet  (dailymail.co.uk) (52)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Miami Herald) Obvious About 20 seconds after the last U.S. HMMWV crossed into Kuwait, Iraq's Prime Minister launched a coup to take full control of the country. Mission Accomplished  (miamiherald.com) (179)
(Houston Chronicle) Obvious NBA commissioner accused of being a liar. Now that's one Stern statement  (chron.com) (18)
(Buzzfeed) Cool "When Gotham is in ashes, then you have my permission to die"  (buzzfeed.com) (75)
(Google) NewsFlash Dissident playwright and father of the "Velvet Revolution" and the modern Czech Republic Vaclav Havel dead at 75  (google.com) (175)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Celtics sixth man Jeff Green to miss entire season due to heart surgery, is expected to make full recovery   (probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com) (13)
(LA Times) Obvious The only thing this "solar power breakthrough doubles output" article is missing is the obligatory "scientists believe it will be commercially viable in five to ten years" phrase  (latimes.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Spiffy During an opening monologue from 1998, Jimmy Fallon predicted he would one day host SNL. Tonight that prediction comes true, missing the exact date by less than a week  (nbc.com) (17)
(Yahoo) Scary South Carolina woman has first human rabies case in 50 years. Kentucky dissappointed  (news.yahoo.com) (114)
(LiveLeak) Scary There's a jackknifed tractor trailer careening out of control on ice and heading right toward you. Do you scream like a schoolgirl or calmly stop the car and laugh with your buddy after the truck barely misses you  (liveleak.com) (55)
(Grantland) Interesting Traitor to the sport of hockey says concussions are out of control, fighting and hits to the head must go, and that the current commissioner isn't an idiot. So, now Gary Bettman is writing articles...wait...the author is Ken Dryden?  (grantland.com) (75)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Studio Briefing) Obvious As if Netflix needs anyone else to give them the stinkeye, now it's coming from the Securities and Exchange Commission  (studiobriefing.net) (23)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Today's family-values-conservative politician caught using public money for gay porn brought to you by Mississippi  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)
(BBC) Unlikely Japan's Prime Minister declares Fukushima nuclear site "stable", marking the worst stretching of the truth by a head of state since "Mission Accomplished"  (bbc.co.uk) (64)
(Some Guy) Obvious Missouri poised to take back the top spot from Kentucky...in the number of meth labs  (news-leader.com) (53)
(The New York Times) Amusing Author of Kindle Fire: The Missing Manual gets rid of his because it's a piece of crap  (bits.blogs.nytimes.com) (66)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Poughkeepsie Journal) Asinine Teacher A misses a staff meeting and is questioned on her absence by Teacher B, whereupon Teacher A pulls out a screwdriver and gets all stabby. If the screwdriver is 16cm long, what is the probability of the stabbing happening in Poughkeepsie?   (poughkeepsiejournal.com) (52)
(YouTube) Interesting Classic toy commercial from the 60's that shows that 1. Toys back then were a lot cooler, and 2. Even as a kid, Snake Plissken was a badass  (youtube.com) (40)
(The New York Times) Followup Mission Accomplished 2, Electric Boogaloo  (nytimes.com) (41)
(KAAL) Strange Team sports captains at high school pep rally told they are going to be kissed by member of the opposite sex, then are blindfolded and kissed by their parents. Awkward  (kaaltv.com) (88)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely The 55 year old woman visiting accused killer Joran Van der Sloot insists her interest in him isn't sexual despite the fact she's written songs for him titled "Haven't Kissed You Yet" and "Come Ride With Me"  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Starpulse) Stupid Rapper Ray J teams up with Evander Holyfield for a new "boxing entertainment" venture that's sure to piss on the legacy of the sport  (starpulse.com) (30)
(Break) Video Want to add some excitement to a women's tennis match? Announce that the first person to kiss Yanina Wickmayer will win a car  (break.com) (35)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Reuters) Stupid Nativity scene in Caracas features Hugo Chavez next to baby Jesus. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with this?  (reuters.com) (55)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Obvious US Coast Guard issues stern warning about overweight American's gross tonnage  (palmbeachpost.com) (55)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary Four things go into a pilot's pre-flight takeoff weight calculation: The plane, the passengers, and the baggage. Wait, that's only three... hmm, what's missing?  (huffingtonpost.com) (101)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Rolling Stone) Scary Ke$ha covers Bob Dylan's 'Don't Think Twice, It's Alright.' Pink Floyd, KISS and Peter Gabriel producer bob Ezrin: "It's a brilliant performance. It's so good" (w/ vid)  (rollingstone.com) (55)
(Huffington Post) Cool Cold war-era missile silo converted into 'ultimate secret lair' up for sale. No, its not in a hollowed out volcano like you asked for (w/ pics and video)  (huffingtonpost.com) (78)
(Some Guy) Amusing "She was a difficult mother and a horrendous mother-in-law. She will STILL be missed"  (ydr.com) (49)


Fri December 09, 2011
(News24) Interesting Scientists found that supplementing the cows' feed with the leftover material from wine-making reduced methane emissions by 20%, increased milk production by 5% and raised snobbery levels 100%  (news24.com) (70)


Thu December 08, 2011
(People Magazine) Sad Clown Car drops transmission and miscarries on lap 20  (people.com) (¼)
(BBC) Followup Stunning explanation given for bankrupt US brokerage firm missing $1.2bn: "I simply do not know where the money is," adding "Seriously, we looked behind the couch and everything"  (bbc.co.uk) (251)
(Short List) Stupid Man straps cruise missile to car. Wile E. Coyote takes notes  (shortlist.com) (62)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man busted with two illegally killed deer in his possession was wearing hat reading "Registered Maine Poacher". Somewhere in Maine, a village is missing their idiot  (wilx.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Stupid Gene Simmons calls Madonna a "karaoke singer", reminds you to buy the new Kiss Karaoke Machine   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (51)
(Branson Tri-Lakes News) Sad In Branson, Missouri, comedy tour quits YOU  (bransontrilakesnews.com) (39)
(Celebslam) Interesting Playboy marketing team leaks cover shot of Lindsay Lohan issue. Right?  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (81)


Wed December 07, 2011
(LA Times) Cool ISS probably has that plasma rifle in the 40-watt range you have been looking for  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (16)
(Daily Mail) Followup Remember the former Miss USA arrested for drunk driving in Michigan who claimed she was going to be the designated driver? Her story is about .20 percent accurate  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)


Tue December 06, 2011
(UPI) Dumbass Men arrested for chucking beer bottles from fifth level of parking garage after one barley misses police officer  (upi.com) (30)
(ABC) Interesting According to Rick Perry, the 'human rights for gays' issue has something in common with the Republican party  (abcnews.go.com) (145)
(Bitten and Bound) Ironic A decidedly sexy looking Scarlett Johansson covers the January issue of Cosmo and admits marrying Ryan Reynolds was the best decision she ever made ... but discovered that she wasn't into the work of keeping it going  (bittenandbound.com) (112)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Ace Ventura drags his highly trained cat detection dog out from under some random porch to help locate missing kitty at Sea-Tac Airport  (kirotv.com) (13)


Mon December 05, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool Alan Moore responds to Frank Miller's nasty comments on the OWS protestors. This battle can only be settled with a battle of pissed off, crotchety superheroes  (iheartchaos.com) (110)
(Politico) Cool Huntsman: I'm not kissing Trump's ring, or any other part of his anatomy  (politico.com) (99)
(Fark) Sad A long time and well loved Total Farker, RabidDog, has passed away today in Poland. I'll miss you every day Dog  (fark.com) (934)
(Foreign Policy) PSA The ten stories you probably missed in 2011, including the fact that India now has a huge army  (foreignpolicy.com) (123)
(The New York Times) Cool Good news the recession is over as demonstrated by a huge jump in global CO2 emissions  (nytimes.com) (77)
(ABC) Scary California woman challenges husband to game of Rock, Scissors, Penis  (abcnews.go.com) (40)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Former Miss America arrested for drunk driving in Michigan, where drunk driving is technically a competition  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)
(io9) Silly "Space...the final frontier... endless...silent...waiting. This is the story of the United Space Ship Enterprise...its mission...a five year patrol of the galaxy where no man has gone before...a STAR TREK"  (io9.com) (101)


Sun December 04, 2011
(CNN) Silly How to handle unwanted Facebook friend requests. Refusal to use Facebook conspicuously missing  (edition.cnn.com) (26)
(Miami Herald) Florida What is made of 10 pounds of ham, 10 pounds of pork, 7 pounds of Swiss cheese, and a gallon each of mayo and mustard? No, it's not your mom  (miamiherald.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Ironic Former Miss World Canada contestant and Miss Congeniality award winner one of the latest to be charged in the Vancouver Stanley Cup riot  (globaltvbc.com) (49)
(Scientific American) Obvious I heard the admins like to slather chocolate on themselves and greenlight a few repeats before printing out the submission queue and using it as toilet paper  (scientificamerican.com) (10)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Police report says a man charged with assault walked up to a woman in a bar and "kissed her and put his tongue down her throat against her will." I'm sure the plan sounded much more smooth and sexy in his head beforehand  (nwfdailynews.com) (41)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Toronto Sun) Dumbass Johnny Depp has managed to piss off Christians with his new Christmas song. That's pretty hard to do  (torontosun.com) (87)
(Sun Journal (Maine)) Amusing It's not too late to make plans to come to Eastport, Maine and watch the Great Sardine drop for New Years. "Oh, yeah, it's good luck to kiss the fish"  (sunjournal.com) (21)
(College Humor) Cool If the entirety of recorded history had a Facebook wall, this would totally be it. Come for the Big Bang, stay for the Renaissance  (collegehumor.com) (60)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Interesting 10 changes that might benefit WWE superstar Daniel Bryan. Conspicuously missing from the list is the return of "The Final Countdown" as his entrance theme  (bleacherreport.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Weird If you left a bottle of pee outside the office of Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), urine trouble  (10news.com) (46)
(Starpulse) Obvious Scarlett Johansson reportedly pissed at Blake Lively for dating Ryan Reynolds. Maybe they could mud wrestle and figure this whole thing out  (starpulse.com) (68)
(Bloomberg) Asinine Customer of MF Global says its $50 million account is "missing." It hurts like a... well, you know  (bloomberg.com) (22)
(VentureBeat) Strange Government approves Google's $400M acquisition of Admeld. Antitrust issues? What antitrust issues?  (venturebeat.com) (9)
(Daily Mail) Amusing "Rihanna and Christina Aguilera simulating S&M on The X Factor have a direct correlation to small-town girls going to discos in nothing more than a scrap of tissue and a thong, hoping for a 'shout-out'"  (dailymail.co.uk) (80)
(Some Guy) Followup Sharp-kneed AW Who Stood On Corner In Bikini Reunited With Missing Dog  (10news.com) (52)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Obvious Tom Cruise to star in an alien invasion movie with a Groundhog Day twist, exactly what Battlefield Earth was missing  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (42)
(Politico) Followup Romney camp preparing to launch an attack against Newt Gingrich. Fortunately, there's no way they can miss  (politico.com) (11)
(Yahoo) Fail Target misses themselves  (finance.yahoo.com) (11)
(Click On Detroit) Scary When asking a father's permission to marry his daughter, and the answer is no, do you: C) Go in with guns and spray acid all over the entire family?  (clickondetroit.com) (43)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Followup Remember the $1.2 million Bugatti Veyron that went swmming about a year ago because the owner swerved to miss a seagull? Yeah the insurance company has something to say about that 'accident'  (chron.com) (140)
(USA Today) Weird Country music singer Mindy McCready is considered missing after disappearing with her son. Posts updates on Facebook denying that she kidnapped him. You know this would make a great country song  (content.usatoday.com) (78)
(YouTube) Fail Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to show up at a Target store in Dayton and act like a total retard. Welcome to Operation Fleabag  (youtube.com) (88)
(Washington Post) Fail Rick Perry dismisses gaffes, before referring to the "New Hampshire caucus". Oops  (washingtonpost.com) (60)
(ABC) Sad Opera-singing parrot missing in New York. Pagliacci want a cracker? (Sad tag for parrot, but owner wins Dumbass)  (abcnews.go.com) (35)
(Gawker) Dumbass Remember when Bravo's "Millionaire Matchmaker" offended gays and Jews in one fell swoop and then issued an even more offensive non-apology? Who's ready for thirds?  (gawker.com) (41)
(CNBC) Scary Developed world facing "Mission:Impossible." Hasn't the world suffered enough, Tom Cruise?  (cnbc.com) (3)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting If you need a limbless character in a movie, Michael Ironside's your man. Here's the evolution of Ironside's missing body parts  (denofgeek.com) (35)
(Huffington Post) Silly "Seven things I learned from Star Trek." Missing from the list: dropping a rock on a lizard man works every time  (huffingtonpost.com) (49)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Slate) Interesting A history of singing in made-up languages. Eep Opp Ork Ah Ah missing  (slate.com) (83)
(Fox News) Interesting Golden opportunity for more Iranian Photoshop fail, as missile site sustains an "accident"  (foxnews.com) (27)
(Some puzzled rescuers) Amusing "We saw two men, who were Iranians, drowning in the sea. We took them on our boat and battled the sea 45 minutes until we reached land. They hugged and kissed us, but when we told them we were Israelis, they got up and ran away"  (ynetnews.com) (88)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Blah Bethany) Fail TLC's new promo for their show Virgin Diaries, featuring virgins kissing for the first time on their wedding day, receives early Emmy nod for Most Hawkward Promo Evar  (blahbethany.com) (100)


Sun November 27, 2011
(KnoxNews) Scary Tennessee constables don't have ticket quotas. Instead they work on commission, $20 to $40 per ticket  (knoxnews.com) (107)
(Nature) Interesting Why Alberta's carbon emissions trading scheme has failed  (nature.com) (22)
(News.com.au) Unlikely Hot Australian author encourages infidelity to keep relationships healthy and happy. Many dismiss it as a silly, counterclockwise theory  (news.com.au) (118)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop what's missing from this photo  (farm7.staticflickr.com) (47)
(TMZ) Silly Kermit and Miss Piggy: good genes or good docs? *YOU* make the call  (tmz.com) (30)
(NJ.com) Strange U.S. Flag Code, updated: To avoid contact with the flag, it is permissible to grind your pelvis into the buttocks of nearby persons, using your hands to grasp their waist as needed  (nj.com) (54)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy The gem that Rolling Stone missed: the 12 greatest keytarists in rock  (29-95.com) (57)
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Wife of former Chicago Mayor Richard Daley dies, is not expected to miss any elections as a result  (chicagotribune.com) (34)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Historian Douglas Brinkley issues a verbal beatdown to uppity Congressman. Now with "shocked and awed" aide photo goodness  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (215)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Republicans upset because Obama doesn't mention God in Thanksgiving address. In other news, Subby is pissed Obama didn't mention Galactus, The Doctor, Tom Servo, and other important fictional characters, too  (dailymail.co.uk) (336)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Kirk Douglas was dishing turkey dinner at the Los Angeles Mission yesterday. Dare we suggest that 94 never looked so good? (pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (58)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Sharp-kneed AW takes to streets in bikini to find missing dog  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (77)


Wed November 23, 2011
(YouTube) Video The US military tests a low-cost version of the Javelin anti-tank missile. The new missile is planned to cost only 10% of the current model's $40,000 price tag  (youtube.com) (32)
(Metro) Amusing Deer chasing dog pisses Jesus Christ off  (metro.co.uk) (19)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The Sun) Cool Simon Pegg takes us behind the scenes of "Mission: Impossible 4." Oh, and that Tom Cruise guy is there, too  (thesun.co.uk) (28)
(The New York Times) Obvious Customer funds missing from the collapsed trading firm MF Global may be more than $1.2 billion, almost double the previous estimates. CEO Jon S. Corzine, everyone's still looking at you  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (22)
(The Local Switzerland) Asinine If you see a balding, toothy gentleman sniffing a gay couple for kicks, have no fear, it's probably just a confused Swiss politician  (thelocal.ch) (14)
(New York Magazine) Followup Finally, an answer to the mystery of why Roger Ailes was so pissed off at Sarah Palin  (nymag.com) (85)
(The Daily Press) Followup Fetal personhood bill aborted in Mississippi looking for immaculate re-conception in Virgin(ia)  (dailypress.com) (94)
(CBS News) Dumbass South Korean legislator respectfully dissents...by firing tear gas at the Speaker. Subby is going to sign-up for C-Span Korea  (cbsnews.com) (31)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Mississippi man steals car, wrecks it, steals another, wrecks it, attempts to steal two more and finishes by scuffling with police. Fark: All while sucking on a pacifier  (clarionledger.com) (33)


Mon November 21, 2011
(MTV) Silly The seven best insane Taiwanese news animations of 2011. Drew's hairy ass waves at its omission  (clutch.mtv.com) (24)
(Starpulse) Cool Ozzy Osbourne lands radio show. Don't miss "Unintelligible Gibberish in the Morning" on SiriusXM  (starpulse.com) (39)
(Canada.com) Spiffy Vladimir Putin booed by crowd of people who have gone mysteriously missing  (canada.com) (41)
(The Local - Switzerland) Spiffy Chocolate, Army knives, and now drive-in sex stalls. What will those Swiss come up with next?  (thelocal.ch) (86)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to tour in 2012. Clarence Clemons will be missed, but Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there, and sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie, they'll be comin' up for air  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (28)


Sun November 20, 2011
(CNN) Strange German soccer referee attempts suicide before Bundesliga match, is found alive and is immediately issued a yellow card for flopping  (cnn.com) (7)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Strange If you stole two trains, The Swiss Vapeur Park would kindly like them back  (news.yahoo.com) (48)
(Nola.com) Strange "There is no official protocol for a funeral to send off a member of the KISS Army, the fan club for the band started in the '70s, but it's hard to imagine doing a better job than the Negri family did for Nino"  (nola.com) (78)
(SaveOnBrew) Obvious Five ways to tell if you're a prententious beer douche. Running a snarky website while drinking Heineken somehow missing from the list  (saveonbrew.com) (125)


Fri November 18, 2011
(LA Times) Followup Court to Jan Brewer: "What part of an INDEPENDENT Redistricting Commission did you not understand?"  (latimes.com) (53)
(Cracked) Interesting Think twice before you whine to the IT guy, five true stories on why you should not piss them off  (cracked.com) (222)
(DFW Star-Telegram) Asinine Day care teacher pierces child's ears after obtaining permission from: a) the parents, b) the legal guardian, or c) the five-year-old  (star-telegram.com) (46)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you're a county commissioner who likes to post anonymously online about how much you hate gays and fluoridated water, don't expect your fellow politicians to help you out when you're identified  (tampabay.com) (53)
(News.com.au) Asinine Swiss court rules to fine all hikers in the Alps who show their crevasse  (news.com.au) (49)
(People Magazine) Sad Five reasons why we'll miss Regis. Not included is "his inhuman patience in the face of Kathie Lee Gifford"  (people.com) (31)
(Boston Herald) Dumbass Don't you hate it when you almost miss your exit and cut across lanes at the last minute and you would have made it if you hadn't smashed into a cop car you didn't notice?  (bostonherald.com) (77)


Thu November 17, 2011
(LA Times) Dumbass Female teacher accused of operating porn sites on school-issued computer, including MySluttyTeacher.com ... A++  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (285)
(The New York Times) Interesting International Court of Justice in the Hague close to issuing warrants for Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld   (dinersjournal.blogs.nytimes.com) (80)
(Boston.com) Asinine Mitt Romney's staff erased state issued hard drives when he left Massachusetts. Somehow, this is Obama's fault  (boston.com) (36)


Wed November 16, 2011
(G4TV) Cool Skyrim ships 7 million copies since release. In related news, missing persons reports skyrocket  (g4tv.com) (896)
(pro football talk) Followup Peyton Manning denies rumors that he'll be the next coach at University of Mississippi. "Just tell them that I'm 0-10 as an assistant for Indianapolis"   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (97)
(Some Guy) Silly The six worst kinds of parents. Your mom curiously missing  (smosh.com) (62)
(Washington Post) Followup Cain was "just joking" about Kissinger offer  (washingtonpost.com) (105)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Local10) Florida If the boyfriend you're picking up from jail immediately attacks and strangles you, it may be a sign your relationship has some unresolved issues  (local10.com) (80)
(Talking Points Memo) Silly Latest victim to have to rebuff advances by an over-eager Herman Cain: Kissinger   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (43)
(Celebslam) Asinine I miss the days of Old Hollywood, you know, the time when celebs didn't demand $60k to wear lip gloss  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (52)
(Life.com) Amusing After 75 years and 2,237 issues, how on earth is an iconic American magazine supposed to choose its 20 worst, embarrassing, woefully god-awful and downright hideous covers of all time? LOUDLY, that's how  (life.com) (125)
(Sun Sentinel) Followup Now that the NBA players' union has dissolved itself, that means every player's contract becomes void. Including three high-profile stars in Miami  (sun-sentinel.com) (150)
(Daily Mail) Weird Kathy Griffin recreates Janet Jackson's famous topless Rolling Stone cover. Handful of issues marked half off  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Tornado Watch issued for the Indianapolis region. Citizens are urged to seek shelter in Lucas Oil Stadium, where there is no chance of a touchdown  (theindychannel.com) (107)
(Yahoo) Unlikely AmberWatch unveils TV channel to stop sex abuse, Pedobear  (news.yahoo.com) (29)
(VentureBeat) Interesting A sighting of the rare Silicon Valley Unicorn, who has come to share an important thing with us. Namely, that Michael Arrington is missing the boat  (venturebeat.com) (16)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Creepy Sandusky interview from 1987 "I enjoy being around children. I enjoy their enthusiasm I just have a good time with them." Okay, maybe there were red flags we missed  (huffingtonpost.com) (306)
(The Raw Story) Scary Herman Cain: "A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables. He would call that a sissy pizza." There are people out there who want this man to be leader of the free world? YIKES  (rawstory.com) (278)
(Short List) Cool If buying a Porsche is a sign of a mid-life crisis, then Brad Pitt's got issues  (shortlist.com) (27)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Ars Technica) Interesting Modification to stimulated emission depletion imaging could shrink CPUs beyond current limits. That's a STED in the right direction  (arstechnica.com) (18)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Y☢u kn☢w, if y☢u ☢verl☢☢k certain min☢r issues Japan is a pretty nice destinati☢n  (washingtonpost.com) (49)
(Yahoo) Dumbass When making up a story for police about how your toddler went missing; make sure it's not exactly like the plot of a "Law and Order" episode. Particularly not the one that aired the night before your baby went "missing"  (news.yahoo.com) (77)
(YouTube) Video SHMHC examines your Individual Thought Patterns and extracts the perfect link to celebrate the recent reissue of Death's landmark album. Here's The Philosopher  (youtube.com) (26)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Obvious Fergie is so excited to decorate her house, she could piss herself  (showbizspy.com) (27)


Fri November 11, 2011
(CNNGo) Spiffy Japanese whisky distillery taps 50-year-old casks. For US$12,970 per bottle, connoisseurs can expect a superbly complex single malt with a nose of overripe used panties unfurling on a faint tentacle finish  (cnngo.com) (65)
(Telegraph) Obvious Psychologist says a stiff drink will help your child with anger issues  (telegraph.co.uk) (46)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Boston.com) Stupid Budweiser plans to introduce Bud Light Platinum. It'll still taste like piss, but really GOOD piss  (boston.com) (35)
(The Smoking Gun) Scary Everclear-fueled Tennessee woman cuts up her first cousin with scissors because she doesn't want to be his "booty call," but rather wants a real relationship with him. Cue up the banjo  (thesmokinggun.com) (114)
(CNNGo) Interesting Roast beans locally, age them depending on season, grind to appropriate fineness, warm up handle, run hot water, mount handle, extract espresso immediately. And only yell highbrow obscenities at your barista if they miss any of these steps  (cnngo.com) (76)
(Chicago Tribune) Silly Whoopsie-doodle. What the diddly? How could those gosh-darned admins keep redlighting my submissions. God bless them. Stupid sexy Flanders  (chicagotribune.com) (90)


Wed November 09, 2011
(The Consumerist) Spiffy Girl scouts now sell lip balm in chocolate, peanut butter, caramel. Company says they have NO plans to issue brownie flavor  (consumerist.com) (38)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Google) News Mississippi voters abort personhood amendment  (google.com) (464)
(Salon) Asinine When director of Mississippi campaign to make "personhood" begin at conception--which would effectively ban in vitro fertilization--is reminded he owes his kids to IVF, he replies, "Nothing's fair," and walks away  (salon.com) (492)
(Foreign Policy) Obvious Five reasons why using the military option against Iran is a bad idea. General rule of never starting a land war in Asia conspicuously missing  (foreignpolicy.com) (67)
(C|Net) Stupid Dear Maggie: What's the fastest way to piss off my IT department?  (news.cnet.com) (269)
(Talking Points Memo) PSA Today, Mississippi votes to determine whether or not to outlaw birth control and remove birth rights from all women   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (143)
(Daily Mail) Sick Ryanair to screen in-flight porn. Additional charge for tissues  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)
(CNBC) Fail Lleaderless Lloyd's willl miss target after lloss  (cnbc.com) (1)
(YouTube) Video Fox7 (WTVW) reporter stihl misses the obvious story happening right behind him  (youtube.com) (28)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Mississippi's proposed new law defining a fertilized egg as a person could force coroners to investigate miscarriages and allow people to sue on behalf of an egg that didn't implant in the uterus due to birth control  (huffingtonpost.com) (209)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Hero trumps Follow-Up) Hero After their offices were firebombed for saying that Mohammed would be on their next cover, did Charlie Hebdo: c) Rename the new issue 'Love is Stronger than Hate' and depicted Mohammed making out with their editor?  (businessinsider.com) (139)
(The Nation) Sick Ohio GOP is so scared that they may lose on Issue 2 they just decide to cancel early voting  (thenation.com) (198)
(The Inquirer) Misc Apple reiterates that the daylight savings issue is not a problem in the iPhone, it is a glitch in the spacetime continuum that should be fixed by the engineers that created it  (theinquirer.net) (60)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this woman with her top missing  (designaside.com) (17)


Sun November 06, 2011
(AP) Obvious Six days without power, and people are starting to get pissed. For some damned reason AP thinks this is news  (hosted.ap.org) (154)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Spinner) Sad ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ MISSISSIPPI QUE-aaaaaaack... *thud*  (spinner.com) (14)
(Canoe) Scary Paper covers rock. Rock breaks scissors. Scissors stab neck  (cnews.canoe.ca) (23)
(io9) Silly Could the Enterprise beam a vampire into a house she didn't have permission to enter?  (io9.com) (218)


Fri November 04, 2011
(New York Daily News) Cool Conan caps first anniversary on TBS with a gay wedding in NYC. "I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom"  (nydailynews.com) (72)
(MLive.com) Asinine When cops find missing man, he was so cold that he could no longer walk. So they cite him for trespassing because he collapsed on private property  (mlive.com) (79)
(Fark) Followup *** IMPORTANT *** Waterbury Fark Party Nov 5 Postponed due to weather related issues  (fark.com) (15)
(Science Daily) Cool New ISS camera reveals the cosmic shore, which is full of obnoxious orange Guido planets  (sciencedaily.com) (13)
(Telegraph) Scary French satirical magazine goes where South Park feared to tread, proudly announces the Prophet Muhammad would be editor-in-chief of this week's issue. Molotovarity ensues  (telegraph.co.uk) (189)


Thu November 03, 2011
(cfnews13.com) Florida Ex-Daytona Beach commissioner sues over bathroom sex sting. He doesn't have a very wide stance to operate from  (cfnews13.com) (27)
(Sunlight Foundation) Followup More on the MF Global collapse/scandal: as much as $900M in client money is missing from the Jon Corzine-led firm. Democrats frantically scramble for new round of Chris Christie fat jokes   (reporting.sunlightfoundation.com) (110)
(SFGate) Stupid Just because they weren't pissed enough already, "Mercedes hits 2 Occupy Oakland protesters." That is going to RUIN the paint job  (sfgate.com) (489)
(Some Guy) Hero Laid-off park ranger goes for run in park, finds missing two-year-old  (duluthnewstribune.com) (60)
(Reuters) Obvious Israel sends Iran a little hint by test-firing a missile that can 'tap' them on their shoulders and put a bang in their ear  (reuters.com) (213)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Misc Tom Cruise woulda been Edward Scissorhands if only he figured out how to go to the bathroom  (moveablefest.com) (10)
(New Zealand Herald) Scary Doctors warn that sharing earbud headphones may lead to hearing loss, transmission of bacteria, getting hit by bus  (nzherald.co.nz) (22)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Kentucky gubernatorial candidate tries desperately to make an issue out of his opponent participating in a Hindu ceremony. Why, yes, he IS a Republican. How did you know?   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (212)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Nerve) Dumbass Joan Rivers says the only thing Occupy Wall Street is missing is gay men  (nerve.com) (42)
(UPI) Cool Federer is betterer at Swiss indoorer event  (upi.com) (4)
(Some Guy) Cool Will Stadler and Waldforf do commentary? Will the great white Sheamus meet me me me me me me? Will Miss Piggy beat up some Divas? Find out on WWE Raw live on USA 8pm  (ewrestlingnews.com) (lots)
(Short List) Hero Brave man gets legal permission to kill the squirrel who has wrecked his life  (shortlist.com) (108)


Sun October 30, 2011
(The New York Times) Fail Mission still not accomplished: U.S. plans post-Iraq troop increase in Persian Gulf including new combat forces in Kuwait capable of re-invading Iraq just as soon as their government collapses  (nytimes.com) (337)
(Daily Mail) Cool Missing arm of Milky Way found -- which it turns out is pretty handy  (dailymail.co.uk) (65)


Sat October 29, 2011
(CNN) Amusing James Carville rates Rick Perry's campaign performance: "It's gotten so bad, people in Louisiana are actually starting to make Texas jokes...If this thing gets any worse, the people in Mississippi will be making Texas jokes"  (cnn.com) (105)
(Big B, small oeing) Cool Purchase a 787 and Boeing will have a custom beer commissioned for you  (boeingblogs.com) (37)
(Some Guy) Florida Woman tries to skin her dad after he refuses to give her his potato salad. If that doesn't tell you how pissed she was, her mugshot surely will  (tampa.cbslocal.com) (123)
(Some Guy) Stupid Of all of the words on this interstate sign they could have misspelled  (wmur.com) (73)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Some Damien) Scary The ten most terrifying tots in all of horror. Missing from the list: the twin girls from The Shining and the kid from Jerry Maguire  (toplessrobot.com) (101)
(NBC29) Scary Search for missing autistic boy in day 6.10417  (m.nbc29.com) (45)
(Short List) Stupid Fancy knowing the entire plot of Mission: Impossible 4 before you drunkenly watch it on HBO next year? Well, watch this then  (shortlist.com) (27)
(Not a proctologist) Spiffy Mission planned to probe Uranus, "We've only really scratched the surface of Uranus." Sometimes these things DO write themselves  (skymania.com) (28)


Thu October 27, 2011
(KENS5) Fail Apparently, Target's loss prevention program missed that "just loading up a cart and walking out of the store" scenario  (kens5.com) (59)
(SeattlePI) Hero RIP, Army Ranger Sgt. Kristoffer Domeij. 14 deployments, 5,000 missions, and he was part of the team that rescued Jessica Lynch  (seattlepi.com) (140)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Judge extends restraining order on a Missouri college's plan to drug screen all first year students  (washingtonpost.com) (173)
(CNN) Followup Remember all that money that went missing at the beginning at the Iraq war? Turns out, the receiver signed box 34A instead of 36B  (security.blogs.cnn.com) (94)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Contact Music) Sappy Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. miss each other when they aren't working together. Awwwwwwwww  (contactmusic.com) (24)
(Fox News) Amusing Fark: Female driver drives her car into her neighbor's yard. Double Fark: Gets stuck and calls 911. Ultra Fark: She's five and tells the cops to hurry up 'cuz her mom will be "pissed" at her  (video.foxnews.com) (49)
(CBS Local) Weird Dog missing in Tennessee turns up in Michigan, and boy, are his paws tired  (detroit.cbslocal.com) (23)
(Some Guy) Sick Candidate: "Assemblyman has missed a lot of votes." Assemblyman: "I had cancer." Candidate: "That's no excuse"  (mycentraljersey.com) (77)
(ESPN) Interesting John Lackey improves Boston's rotation by deciding to miss 2012 for Tommy John surgery  (espn.go.com) (64)
(CNN) Interesting Woman loses the amount of weight equivalent to two pageant contestants on her way to becoming a Miss America contestant  (cnn.com) (56)
(Ben Dover) Amusing Sheriff Mike Hunt is warning residents against solicitation phone calls. "Police advise to hang up immediately and report the call to the sheriff's office" said Deputy Amanda Hugginkiss  (aikenstandard.com) (54)
(Huffington Post) Strange So, the top ten baby names right now include Atticus and Katniss. To Kill a Mockingbird and The Hunger Games. At least people are using books  (huffingtonpost.com) (220)
(MDC.mo.gov) Scary The Missouri Department of Conservation would like to warn hunters and other nature enthusiasts about various outdoor dangers this season, including snakes, mountain lions, zombies and bears. Wait, what?  (mdc.mo.gov) (55)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Conservatives figuring out that Mitt Romney's only policy position is in opposition to taking policy positions on tough issues  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (146)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Yet more bad news for actors: Keira Knightley issues no-spanking rule  (mirror.co.uk) (68)
(Some Guy) Fail Big Bank protest planned?|✓| Gather thousands of followers? |✓| Issue explicit instructions to remove all your money and be friendly? |✓| Check calendar | |  (wjrr.com) (184)
(Washington Post) Obvious Obama administration struggling with the thorny question of whether scientists should inject healthy children with the anthrax vaccine to see if it protects them against a bioterrorism attack. Yeah, some people have issues with this  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Repealing Obamacare would explode the budget deficit. But it would also piss off liberals, which is all that really matters  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (179)
(New York Daily News) Ironic 60-year-old musician sues for age discrimination after he's denied entry into "young artists" competition. Fark: He now wants 88-year-old judge dismissed from his case because he's too old  (nydailynews.com) (29)
(Yahoo) Stupid Harley to recall 300,000 motorcycles. Noted not for the number, but for the fact that HD finally broke down and issued a recall for an embarrasingly obvious design flaw  (news.yahoo.com) (95)
(Bloomberg) Cool Swiss banks drop the "secret" from their bank accounts. Let's see if the Top 1% in the U.S. notice, because the IRS sure as hell will  (bloomberg.com) (25)
(The Newspaper) Obvious One third of people stopped paying tickets in Los Angeles County after police commissioner said paying red light camera tickets was voluntary  (thenewspaper.com) (41)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Boing Boing) Interesting Old and busted: Uncontrolled "Zombie satellites" orbit Earth. New hotness: "Vampire satellites" harvest parts from dying sats prior to decommissioning  (boingboing.net) (23)
(YouTube) Cool Three ordinary cop cars. One Nissan with epic drifting skills. FIGHT  (youtube.com) (54)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Some Bammer) Followup The Big 12's demise continues as Missouri has the votes needed to become the 14th member of the SEC. Go East(ern Division) young man  (m.columbiatribune.com) (49)
(ESPN) Cool Will LSU miss its suspended players? Can Sparty take down the Badgers? Can Mizzou keep up with the Cowboys? It's time for a Saturday college football thread  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Reality TV Mutants) Unlikely Rob Kardashian on Obama's dismissal of his show: "You really learn a lot from our show"  (digitalspy.com) (34)
(Fox News) Obvious 64 People are busted for using pot that is not pot, but it's close enough to pot to be as illegal as pot. Bonus: they were all part of the Navy fleet that buried Osama bin Laden at sea. What a way piss away a career in a puff of smoke  (foxnews.com) (193)


Thu October 20, 2011
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles) Obvious Lindsay Lohan responds to judge's reprimand for missing community service by ... Well, you know the drill  (nbclosangeles.com) (134)
(io9) Amusing In case you missed them, and you probably did, here are the best moments from the Scream Awards  (io9.com) (13)
(Google) Spiffy NFL Films digs through frozen tundra of its entire DVD back catalog, issues 115 titles via digital download for first time ever  (google.com) (25)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Huffington Post) Weird Air Force: We're no longer investigating UFOs. Reporter: Then why do Air Force personnel still have instructions on how to deal with them? Air Force: If you could just keep your eyes on this standard issue neuralyzer  (huffingtonpost.com) (135)
(Pizza pizza) Obvious Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia rules against Chicago Deep-Dish Pizza, insisting it should be called "tomato pie," or "cheese pie," or just anything but "pizza." Dissenting opinions to the right  (chicagoist.com) (301)
(Some Franco) Strange James Franco pulls out of mafia biopic due to contractual issues that aren't soooooooooooo good  (digitalspy.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Fail Dear Customer, Thank you for quietly notifying us of a glaring security flaw in our website. Please accept this complimentary gift basket containing a police visit, blame for the issue, a bill for fixing it and termination of your account  (techdirt.com) (86)
(BBC) Sappy Zottel the racist Swiss goat is safe. Well, as safe as he can be now that he's black  (bbc.co.uk) (57)
(Foundry Music) Video Archie meets KISS? All right already, we get it Gene. There's no one you won't license the KISS name to  (foundrymusic.com) (40)
(Daily Mail) Sad Good news: Your daughter announced her engagement. Bad news: She's 15, missing in Mexico, and is pregnant. Fark: Announced it all on Facebook  (dailymail.co.uk) (150)
(BBC) Cool 1000-year-old Viking relics found in Scotland, not back in Mississippi as ESPN would have you believe  (bbc.co.uk) (39)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary First grade class is having issues with too much kicking, scratching, punching and choking. And that's just from the teacher  (wusa9.com) (15)
(ABC) Misc Mother of missing baby has nothing to hide...according to lawyer who must know she already did the hiding  (abcnews.go.com) (78)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida It's time again for that blessed annual event: Holy Land Experience has free admission all Tuesday. Give thanks and praises  (orlandosentinel.com) (27)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Albany Times Union) Obvious New York state finding it difficult to fill out its 14-member public ethics commission due to there not being 14 sufficiently ethical New Yorkers  (timesunion.com) (10)
(Fox News) Interesting Mississippi is about to vote on its "personhood initiative," which will enshrine in its constitution the idea that life begins at fertilization  (foxnews.com) (430)
(Gizmodo) Amusing Apple to Jersey Shore's "The Situation": "GTFO. No seriously, GTFO and DIAF." Amusing tag in place of missing Karma tag  (gizmodo.com) (71)
(Short List) Video Welcome to the hotel Providence Renaissance. You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave. Unless you have a 19-piece carnival band with you  (shortlist.com) (16)
(Short List) Amusing Strip-search demanded as tile goes missing at World Scrabble Championships. 'G', I sure hope there's no hard feelings  (shortlist.com) (66)


Sun October 16, 2011
(The New York Times) Fail Hippie with Ph.D. figures out how that if you make $240 worth of modifications to the power chord that comes with the Nissan Leaf, you can save yourself from having to buy the $6,000 240-volt fast charge station. Tag is for Nissan  (nytimes.com) (149)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Special ed teacher makes fun of his students and posts picture of himself online wearing student's seizure helmet. This actually pissed off quite a few folks, it would seem (with helmeted pic)  (insaneasylumblog.com) (123)
(CBS 46 Atlanta) Weird If you like eating live Madagascar hissing cockroaches this theme park has the contest for you  (cbsatlanta.com) (20)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Chinese tourist dodges castle's £2.50 admission fee by free-soloing its 70-foot outer wall. She made the route look way casual, but two others now have broken legs after trying for second ascent (with pic of tourist mid-climb)  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)
(Some Guy) Asinine 'Using logic' considered domestic violence by some. Dr. McCoy is gonna be pissed  (menstoppingviolence.org) (492)
(Some Illegal Alien) Interesting World famous Very Large Array (VLA) radio telescope just got upgraded, needs a new name. Submissions to the left and right. VE  (nrao.edu) (161)

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