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500 headlines found matching 'Iss'
Thu June 29, 2017
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough kissed Jeff Zucker's ass for a job at CNN, insists Sean Hannity
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Meeting prostitutes from backpage.com at the local motel is no way to go through life, Mr. Ethics Board Commissioner
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"National unity depends on a certain degree of tolerance for dissent, disagreement, and political diversity." That's why it's so stupid for Texas to talk about secession. California is a different matter
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
It sure looks like Marissa Mayer wants to be Uber's new CEO
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1953, the first Chevrolet Corvette is hand assembled in Flint, Michigan. List price $3,490 includes a clock, cigarette lighter and two speed automatic transmission
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(Metro)
 
 
 
When porn star fan tries to take a selfie without her permission, she unloads on his face
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Tue June 27, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Massive Asian Carp is the name of my Mississippi blues band
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several major Russian, European and U.S. companies report massive attack on their IT systems. They're working to resolve the issue, but it's tricky
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(Google)
 
 
 
Would it be possible for the blue states to get together to create a universal healthcare system for their own people? Issue state ID and then sidestep all the insurance companies. Set reasonable prices for drugs and refuse to pay more
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Colorado schools offer firearms training to teachers in case of school shootings. To keep things safe, they're apparently issuing Glocks with no magazines (see first photo)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell issues an urgent warning to the White House, staff, and colleagues that unless they pass the healthcare bill this week, he will have to do the unthinkable: "be forced to work with Chuck Schumer" and *gasp* COMPROMISE
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A marker for Emmett Till on the Mississippi Freedom Trail has been vandalized twice in the past month. Fellas, come on. We have to be better than this
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 gives us the "Worst of the NBA Awards", led by Marquese Chriss and his 79.8 shooting percentage... on slam dunks
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Mon June 26, 2017
(KY3 Springfield)
 
Weeners
 
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan to air nationwide PSA through July 6, giving citizens "practical tips" on how to respond when North Korean nuclear missiles rain down
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated: Fark it, who wants to see the models in our swimsuit issue in swimsuits anyway? (not safe for work)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss city wants to crackdown on "hipster-food" at public swimming pools. Fark: hot dogs
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
International flight forced to turn back due to "minor technical issue", which is airline PR speak for "the engine fell off"
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor, Missy, Bill, and Nardole are on a ship plunging into a black hole as the Mondasian Cybermen make their return. One dies before the night ends in "World Enough in Time". Doctor Who, 9pm ET on BBC America (earlier in civilization)
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jesus farking Christ, Missouri. Is it BYO table stirrups to interviews now?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Smart-alecks... they tend to lip you off... just another California fad... they're missiles... some of them have had a little bit to drink." The horror of 1980s Canadian ski hills fighting the new scourge of snowboards
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Thu June 22, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
11-year-old boy goes missing. Police and news crews fan out with the local TV station news helicopter, only to find that he's a fan of The Drifters
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons abandons trademark application for 'Devil Horns' gesture, even though KISS invented devil horns, trademarks, and applications among nearly everything else
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Which classic childhood movies did you miss out on? Which ones scarred you for life? LGT some WTELF movie moments
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Five nuclear facility workers, accidentally exposed to radiation two weeks ago, found to have plutonium and americium traces in their urine. What a pisser
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Switzerland to allow in-vitro embryo testing with genetic testing tools. Baby Swiss cheese wheel testing still to be performed with small wood hammer
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Michelle Gomez reveals when Missy will depart from Doctor Who
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Dangerous asteroid could strike the Earth at any moment Or it could completely miss us and we'd never know about it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Neutrino emissions may be responsible for supernovae explosions, implausible disaster films
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Hampshire is the best state to raise a child, followed by Massachusetts, Vermont, and Minnesota. Or any other state that isn't Mississippi
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Pun-masters duke it out in Brooklyn at the Punderdome, still can't get their lame submissions greenlit
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Brown's family settles their lawsuit with the city of Ferguson, Missouri
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uber Uber Founder no longer uber Uber CEO due to uber Uber stockholders being uber pissed. Uber
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pete Puma pissed people preempt his pigouts
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa police closer to finding man who went missing two years ago. One foot closer
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Should I kiss her goodnight?" "I won the MVP in 79. I can do whatever I want to." "Roark's been getting his tits lit." These are all things that Keith Hernandez should think, but not say out loud
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Jumping into the Missouri River is not a good escape route from a bank robbery, Mr. Fake Beard bandit
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
EPA warned Fiat Chrysler back in 2015 over their use of illegal emissions software. Although any action was delayed until the company made any cars that actually run
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain is so dissatisfied with his party for hiding their Trumpcare bill, he's submitted his "Yes" vote nine days early
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Russian fighter jet comes within 5 feet of US reconnaissance plane over Baltic Sea. No word if Tom Cruise was 'communicating' or 'keeping up foreign relations'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss set to create new adaption of Dracula, which will be amazing for two episodes before descending into a sludge of smugness and overcomplicated plotting
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Mueller hires Elizabeth Prelogar: Miss Iowa 2001, awarded a Fulbright grant to study in Russia, Harvard Law grad, argued 5 cases before the Supreme Court, from the Solicitor General's office. Daily Caller: Mueller Hires Another Clinton Donor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer came here to kiss ass and chew gum, and he's all out of ass
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Mon June 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scene: The Terrorist Afterlife. "So, in your final mission, you were given a Kalashnikov rifle, handguns, gas cylinders and a car. How many infidels did you kill?" "Well, I dented a police van"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miss me yet? How 'bout now? Now do you miss me? Is it too soon?
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
So, according to Morrissey, putting a "LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER" sticker on a limited-edition pressing of a The Smiths single is a conspiracy to "freeze sales" instead of ensuring all fans get to buy a copy and not pay outrageous prices on eBay
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missing sailors in destroyer collision found dead in flooded berthing compartment
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So let's write an op-ed saying that Orlando's post-Pulse friendliness and outreach is driving down admissions to Disney. That should end well
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
As if I don't have enough to worry about: Man Killed by Falling Space Debris
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(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Navy reports 1 hurt and 7 missing in major collision between destroyer USS Fitzgerald and a merchant ship. Fitzgerald badly damaged and taking on water
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kitty cat Kiss member Peter Criss retires. Last straw was arguing over playing their 2014 hall of fame induction show which they never played. Also, got booked on commercial flight while everyone else took the Kiss jet. Ouch
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like the Senate will miss the Obamacare repeal deadline. SAD
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Glastonbury 2017 couldn't get the UK's biggest douche, Morrissey, to appear, so they got Jeremy Corbyn, the UK's second-biggest douche
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Chrissy Teigen will never do doggy-style again after John Legend reveals he's seen her chocolate starfish. Thanks for sharing, guys. No, really
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In case you missed it in all the other excitement this week, we learned one important thing from the elections on Tuesday -- Virginia's GOP has gone utterly insane, and is most likely heading toward permanent extinction in the state
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(LA Times)
 
Video
 
Could a missile from North Korea reach the U.S. mainland? Don't go ballistic, but here are the real facts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The GOP talking points for the WaPo story have literally been issued
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"By the powers vested in me, I pronounce you husband, husband, and husband. You may now kiss the guys"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
EpiPen maker faces revolt over exec's $98 million pay package
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
SACRE BLEU France is living in fear of a croissant price hike due to a butter shortage. MERDE SAVE US MACRON
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Oakland's finest tow 30 cars, issue 40 citations to street revelers during Warriors post-victory celebration
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, at least one good thing came out of the Kansas tax experiment, Trickle-Down economics is forever dead, a failed policy. No one, but no one could deny tha... oh fer chrissakes
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Now kiss
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator decapitates live chicken on Facebook and pulls out all its guts because abortion
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The price of failure: Marissa Mayer gets a $23M parting gift as Verizon completes its acquisition of Yahoo
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(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
Alcohol was to blame for the misspelling of the original domain name for the Swedish Museum of Failure. So what's his Fark handle?
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto transit commission reveals the biggest reasons why your subway is delayed. "Train in contact with person" comes in at number five with 87 hours over 3 years. Lot of depressed people in Toronto
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Poll: Bodyslamming journalists is now a partisan issue
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
How can we miss you if you won't go away?
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wearing robe and sandals arrested at a London shopping center. Oh, fer Chrissakes
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Sat June 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Navy commissions the USS Gabrielle Giffords
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(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Alaskan man misses crucial episode of MythBusters
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The CEO of Goldman Sachs issued the first tweet of his life in response to America's withdrawal from the Paris Agreement. Now that he's back from China and Infrastructure Week is over, I think he's beginning to get the hang of it
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Largest virtual universe ever launched by Swiss researchers. Unfortunately, it's one of those lame universes with only four dimensions and only one of those can be time
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Wife's anniversary card to husband contains $55k Missouri Lottery scratchers winner
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Shockingly, the whole Russia mess and Comey hearing turned out to be a wet firecracker. Time to look for another surefire, can't-miss way to destroy Trump, Dems
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Thu June 08, 2017
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man has pair of pants stolen, and probably doesn't want them back
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Wed June 07, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korea attacks the ocean with multiple land-to-sea missiles launch
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Military flight from Myanmar, also known as Burma, is missing after taking off from Myeik, also known as Mergui, and heading towards Dawei, also known as Tavoy. Investigators now looking for the plane, also known as a heap of smoking wreckage
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This was definitely a government operation. Thrown together at the last minute and filled with confusion, the tale of the A-10 Warthog's first mission over Afghanistan. SPOILERS: BRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed that people noticed your actions and called the cops to do a safety check on you? (Hint: changing your Twitter profile photo to a coffin and tweeting that no one would miss you if you were gone is apparently a bad idea.)
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Remember back in the good old days when Bill Cosby and Morrissey used to hang out together?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
France and Germany develop hydrogen-powered zero-emissions train that only emits water. U.S. sits in the corner playing with a piece of coal
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Two female tennis stars end their feud by kissing after their match ... and they like it
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Twelve possible reasons we haven't found extraterrestrial life. Missing: We haven't checked under the couch cushions in a while
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Come for "No Satanic activity at Renaissance Fair", stay for "he promised to call next time he had some meth so he would be sure not to use it"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You may have never noticed the hidden image in the Hershey's Kisses logo. Do you have any favorite hidden images in logos?
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Mon June 05, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor signs bill allowing lower wages on public projects
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Putin met with Saudi Arabia less than a week before the Middle East sent oil prices skyrocketing in their propaganda tiff with Qatar. Don't worry, though--Trump and Tillerson are on it
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
If you spilled nails along 15 miles of one of Southern California's busiest freeways, the CHP and 40 pissed off motorists would like to have a word with you
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Columnist issues £50,000 challenge for Islamic State terrorists to a sword fight after London attack, says there can be only one
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jim "MAD DOG" Mattis calls North Korea a "clear and present danger" and the sum of all fears, worrying Kim Jong Un will attack the US as a debt of honor, and there is worry Trump will issue executive orders to attack, playing patriot games
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Recall issued for Toyota Tacoma trucks. If you have one, take it in immediately, don't stall
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Another first for SpaceX as they'll be reusing a previously flown Dragon capsule to deliver supplies to the ISS. Scrubbed on Thursday, launch reset for Sat June 3rd at 5:07pm ET
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
North Korea using only the finest Russian parts in their missiles
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
GWAR Pissed at Kathy Griffin: We Decapitated Trump First
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Vegetarian Conspiracy; oddly, not the name of subby's Smiths/Morrissey tribute band
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
At last, the ultimate bliss: how our galaxy will finally die
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
PornHub releases map of most misspelled search terms by state and it seems there's a lot of users typing with one hand
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(XKCD)
 
 
 
XKCD takes a crack at the misspelled word map and ends in just the right spot
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Tech support, what's your issue?" "Hi, yeah. We're having a problem with our computers and had to cancel the flights of 75,000 passengers" Tech Support: "Did you make sure it's plugged in?"
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Written police report released from Tiger Woods' arrest say he missed the heel to toe each time, stepped off line several times, and used his arms for balance. In other words, he was mimicking John Daly's golf swing
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Could a hurricane, traveling north along the Mississippi River to Illinois, be affected by the river?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bahrain dissolves its last major political opposition group, awaits Twitter praise from Donald Trump
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(WiscNews)
 
 
 
1 dead and 2 still missing after explosion rips hole in corn mill. The whole corn plant leveled, corn holed one might say
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
FS1 talking head Stephen A. Smith, who hasn't gotten his pick for the winner of NBA Finals right in 6 years, gives the Golden State Warriors the "kiss of death". Video evidence included
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga accuses the press of missing the big conspiracy theory right under their collective noses, and it's not just about Russia. Boy, she really turned on her orange master, didn't she?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is 43 today, and it's like submitting You Oughta Know instead of Ironic
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes issued "unmasking subpoenas" unilaterally while acting completely independent of the Russia probe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After recent missile test, Kim Jong-un warns of giving the U.S. a bigger 'gift package.' Is that a threat of war or is he just reading off an AC/DC lyrics sheet?
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hey, we've pissed off customers and the government. At least we've made our shareholders happy, right?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller adds to his Russiagate roster a man who specializes in corporate fraud and foreign bribery. Weissmann? Ja, vis is vonna be gud
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those who missed it late last night, we lost a great core TFer to cancer yesterday - RIP Lockers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
NASA announces new sun-touching mission designed to test whether a space ship can survive being pan-fried on the sun
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
If you are in the top 20% of income earners then the tax code is rigged in your favor, college admissions favors your children, and you're racist
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
"Planes," a 73-year-old Farker, goes visiting at Devils Tower, Wyoming with the missus and finds out that rattlesnakes can be 9 feet long. Maybe it was the runt of the litter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy investigating working conditions at Chinese factory arrested, two others go missing. Why yes, this is one of the factories that produce Ivanka Trump shoes
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
America's most misspelled words broken up by state and ... yup. Y'all dumb
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Once again, Alanis Morissette's talents will be going down in a theater
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Bad news: Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter is struck by a meteoroid. Good news: Not only did the orbiter survive, but since it struck in the middle of an imaging run scientists were able to determine the size and speed of the impactor
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Man is on mission to cut grass for those in need in all 50 states. Might have to shovel first in Alaska
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Can't even) hiding out on the roof of building to avoid angry constituents. On the up side, maybe he'll jump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's bitter Wellesley commencement address was a missed opportunity to, um, I don't know, say some things that might have made Fox News happy?
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Is toxic masculinity bad for young men? Let's ask the experts at Axe Body Spray: "We can't just tell guys to be themselves without addressing the underlying cultural issues and restrictive definitions of manhood holding them back in the first place"
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Mon May 29, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Burger King has managed to piss off the Belgian royal family
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
WWII Veteran is planning his last mission to return Japanese flag to the family of the soldier whose body he took it from in 1944
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She travels alone, across the country, in an RV, on a mission to save lives. She pays drug addicts to get IUDs, tubal ligations, and vasectomies
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
The Doctor and Bill face the sinister Monks as the aliens seek to overtake Earth. What is real? What isn't? Will Missy return? Find out in The Pyramid at the End of the World. It's your Doctor Who Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on BBC America
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: Outfielder dives for a fly ball. Still not news: Misses the catch. WTF? By about 20 ft
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
We have Melissa McCarthy to thank for Sean Spicer's downfall - raising his profile was the kiss of death
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google's co-founder is building the biggest aircraft in the world - an airship. Why? To be able to deliver supplies and food on humanitarian missions to remote locations. Oh... the humanity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump meets one on one with EU leaders. Does he a) talk about finding common ground on issues like trade, terrorism, or other American national security interests? or b) complain that it's just too damn hard to open a golf course in the EU
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Split between Democrats and Republicans, the Federal Election Commission rarely agrees on anything, but they have unanimously decided that Ted Cruz is a jerk...oh, and he broke election laws by failing to disclose loans he took from Goldman-Sachs
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
As European leaders press Trump on climate change and environmental issues, Chatty Donnie keeps barking "Terror Terror" Oh and don't read TFA's comments. Seriously. Don't read the comments. Please don't read the comments. Read the comments
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
NASA announces 2022 mission to explore metal asteroid containing platinum and gold, estimated at $10,000 quadrillion. Economists say it's so valuable that it would crash the world economy
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Thu May 25, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
4th Circuit Court of Appeals issues judicial chokeslam of its own to Trump's Muslim Ban
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama: "Miss me yet?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former chief of the Mississippi Prison system who used to tell contractors he was "the Tallest hog in the trough" when demanding kickbacks from them, is headed to the pen on graft, corruption and tax evasion charges
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Morrissey goes full Trump in condemning the Manchester attack, slamming immigration policies, Theresa May, the mayors of Manchester and London, and goes full "Muslim extremist" in his statement
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawsuit filed against state of Mississippi for acting like the state of Mississippi
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Tue May 23, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We're missing the daily Rachel Maddow Show discussion submission, so here it is in time for 9pm EDT on MSNBC
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman, 43, arrested for "passionately kissing" 14-year-old. And she's not even a teacher (with mugshot)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty. Judge immediately issues gag order
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will more tapes drop on Paul Ryan? Will Jared get news that he should probably flee to a country without extradition? Does anyone else miss Spiceweasel? THIS is your scandal/shoe drop/Snekretary thread. (~3-5 pm ET shoe droppage)
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
US Coast Guard: You know those ice breakers we're going to build, why don't we strap some cruise missiles onto them?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"A Mississippi Republican lawmaker who called for the lynching of politicians who approve of the removal of Confederate monuments needs to "quickly clear up his remarks," the state GOP chairman said Monday"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eating beans instead of beef would reduce methane emissions globally. Subby's wife begs to differ on this finding
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Mon May 22, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Any player who is ever questioned about missing a game for the birth of their child can now quote this coach - who delivered a perfect reply about life priorities
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ruffled residents in England fill potholes with rubber ducks, accusing city council of ducking safety issue
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we have a Mississippi Republican saying he will lynch the "Nazi-ish lawmakers" who would seek to remove his state's monuments to racism and failure. He probably says "all y'all" too
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Sun May 21, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
North Korea successfully tests yet another ballistic missile that went higher and for a longer time than any other missile previously tested. It's just a matter of time before the crazy one gives up his war with the sea and aims for land
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump misses court ordered deadline for turning over Giuliani memo. So...now what?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When marking down a book about a missing child, maybe using a "When it's gone it's gone" sticker isn't a good idea
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Because God cares about permission slips, Kushner and Ivanka had to get a rabbinical pass to fly on Air Force One on the Sabbath
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Fri May 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Middle East leaders have a brilliant roadmap when it comes to Trump: What to kiss, when to kiss, and where to kiss it
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder that Kevin Costner used to be a huge box office draw thanks to bows and arrows, defiant American accent, and laissez faire attitude. Man, they don't make them like they used to
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will have just ten minutes to react if North Korea fires a nuclear missile. Or 9 minutes and 57 seconds left to have a sandwich after pressing the button
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Anything that shows Trump was not being entirely truthful with his "no, no, next question" response calls into question his credibility on a whole range of issues." The real story here is apparently CNN still thinks Trump has credibility
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: Cincinnati Mayor's Office issues proclamation for "Tre Day". News: Mayor says had no knowledge of it even though he signed it. Fark: 'Tre' shot & killed a Cincinnati police officer less than two years ago
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I would think that a bug that likes biting humans around their lips and faces as they sleep and then defecates into the wound with feces that harbor an infectious parasite that causes heart disease would have a scarier laymen name than "kissing bug"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former CIA counterterrorism expert says whiny 'Sissy-in-chief' represents no one but himself
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study on how rats smell may address a larger issue of experiment reproducibility, while at the same creating powerful new strains of body spray
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Special Counsel was appointed, White House issued measured statement from Trump, which he completely contradicted once he got his hands on his phone and took to twitter to blast as a witch-hunt
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian currency under attack by clever counterfeiters armed with scissors, scotch tape and glitter. Police suspect local kindergarten class
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"...when he moved toward the reptile as though to kiss it, the snake bit him"
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mama duck and 12 ducklings rescued from 6th floor of Library of Congress, relocated to QL696 as they were clearly misshelved
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Advocate for tough voting rules to head new commission to investigate voter fraud. Which under the definition of Donald Trump means anyone who voted for someone else
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
For Darrell Issa, the bird is the word for any reporter asking about the Comey flap
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Father at Disney World starts day-drinking early, rams baby carriage through crowd yelling racial slurs, sits by pool for hours getting piss-drunk, kid get badly sunburned. Bonus: Tells police Trump will kill them
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Juror dismissed from former Congresswoman Corrine Brown's fraud trial told other jurors "Holy Spirit" told him she was not guilty. God/Jesus/Holy Ghost: "Not me"
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(Some RiverKing)
 
 
 
Playoff hockey continues tonight as we head back out west to the ... the .... the eastern side of the Mississippi River.... (puzzled shake of the head). Whatever, the important part is that the Perds & Ducks face off for their Game 3 - 8 pm ET SUP, etc
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Ana Navarro calls out the GOP: You would have impeached Hillary if she had handed over classified information to the Russians. "Pics of missing spine of most GOP elected leaders should be on side of milk cartons"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
New reality show "Redneck Housewives of Alabama" seeks cast members who drive trucks, ride horses, watch NASCAR, shoot guns. Desired skills include missing teeth, tobacco chewing, trailer without running water
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If Arsene Wenger wins bitter power struggle with Arsenal CEO over control of club, his defeated opponent may resign and return to America to take over as commissioner of MLS, leaving Wenger not out for 2017 and beyond
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Mon May 15, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea's new missile can carry 'heavy nuclear warhead' with a payload of 10 megabellyflops
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Did you graduate from medical school, foreign or domestic? Did you manage to squeak past the licensing examination? Were your scores too low to get into residency, or was your personality just too darn toxic? Has Missouri got a deal for you
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DID you know Braun will miss the next six months? WILL he destroy his shattered elbow to get revenge? DOES this mean RAW is going to suck again? Let's find out tonight at 8pm Eastern on USA
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Greece promises a shock referendum due to the EU's refusal to bail it out again, with some critics calling it akin to "dissolving the constitution"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A more than a little pissed Microsoft points out that this "wanna cry" ransomware wouldn't exist if the NSA remembered that half their job is supposed to be "safeguarding US Information and communications systems" rather than hacking them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Senate issued a subpoena to the WH for documents about Flynn-that's good, But if the WH ignores the subpoena it's up to Jeff Sessions-who is also a target of the probe-to enforce it-that's bad. But the subpoena comes with a free frozen yogurt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's boy toy warns Donnie not to intimidate Best Korea after missile test. Bromance reboot?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Echo chamber of cognitive dissonance Kayleigh McEnany says we have "no proof" of why Trump fired Comey. Despite the fact Trump said he was thinking about Russia when he fired him
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Space Daily)
 
 
 
"Ginormous fondue pot, bubbling over with piping hot awesomesauce." Who said that? Was it a) a ten-year-old getting a new gaming console, b) a millennial talking about their new favorite band, or c) a spacewalking astronaut on the ISS?
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
How the Democrats took an easy race for a Mayor and pissed up away
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy's back as Repugnant Spice and hosting this week's Saturday Night Live with musical guest HAIM (Corey?), Live from New York across all timezones at 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Vogue.in)
 
 
 
"I am dismissive and (sometimes) contemptuous of food that is made with a narrow world view as its first priority. This is not the case in India, one of the few places on earth where eating vegetarian is not a burden"
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler Automobiles is going to recall more than 1.25 million pickup trucks worldwide to address a software error linked to reports of one crash death and two injuries. Damn software issues go back that far?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Guess what Trump's Vice Chair of the new "election integrity" commission has had done to him four times. No, no, no... guess again
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention parents - Think you're being unique by naming your baby something odd, misspelled or socially trendy? Chances are you're sealing their social fate and limiting future career potential
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(Time)
 
 
 
UK hospitals report major computer issues after massive cyber attack, so I guess socialized medicine isn't all that great after all, huh?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A direct admission of obstruction of justice. Should I not have done that? Was that a bad thing?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy takes her Sean Spicer bit on the road - 58th Street to be exact
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Thu May 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to launch voter fraud distraction... I mean commission
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
The day in 1947, B.F. Goodrich Co. announces development of tubeless tire. Patches to be issued bi-weekly
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump: 'don't you DARE compare me to Nixon, I am nothing like Nixon - now excuse me while I go consult with Henry Kissinger about firing my FBI director for daring to investigate my illegal actions'
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Woman claims she was refused permission to use the toilet during a flight. She then asked the cabin crew for two cups and had to improvise. United Airlines is considering adding a "pee fee" and cup rental charge
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at how Johnny Depp went from overrated rich actor to overrated actor with millions of dollars missing
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Mother goose nests on couple's balcony - apparently a hockey fan: "We put an iPad out on the deck so she could watch the Oilers game...she hissed at the Ducks"
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU issues a travel advisory for.... Texas
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg plans "Snoop Fest" in Podunk, Miss., which is code for "God Bong"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
As if seeing Hank Azaria's hilarious piss-take on sports broadcasting isn't enough reason to watch IFC's Brockmire (Wednesdays at 10pm EDT), this week's episode sees him take the piss out of Joe Buck. Piss
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP continues its 'jobs first' agenda by approving a bill that makes it virtually impossible to sue an employer for workplace discrimination
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This 30-year-old man owes nearly $100,000, with some of his issues including spending $1,100 a month on takeout
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Jason Smith, in Missouri District 8, you voted to kill my wife. I won't forget that"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out James Comey misspoke when he said that Huma Abedin forwarded classified emails to Anthony Weiner. But only if you use "misspoke" to mean "totally made things up". But boy, it sure did take the focus off the real issue, didn't it?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
And something that slipped under Fark's radar: Bill Nye receives death threats after Mocking Christian Morality, dissing vanilla ice cream
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Fired-up planetary scientists lobby NASA to launch new Pluto orbiter mission, ignore critics who point out that Pluto ain't a planet
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Florida Institute for Technology develop device to search for alien worlds, possibly in hopes of finding another Florida out there in the stars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coca-Cola hires new CEO, faces reality that the Cola Wars have expanded to multiple fronts and that lower revenues and death of Coke Classic may be the future. "They are conscious of the sugar issue. It's something they're working on"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, it was "If we've lost Walter Cronkite, we've lost America." In the Twenty-teens, it's "piss off John Oliver and your website is toast." The FCC's servers melt down after John Oliver urges viewers to comment to save net neutrality
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Böögg, the giant snowman predicts a hot summer ahead just after the Swiss population burn him at the stake and his head explodes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In twenty seventeen we took a little juke, down the mighty Mississippi with Mr. David Duke
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
HOLY ANCIENT CURSES, BATMAN: 7,000 bodies from a 19th century asylum discovered buried under Ole Miss campus
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Sun May 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Over 50,000 Germans remain displaced after British bombing missions. In fact, this is a repeat from 1944 ... only with less "big splosions here" action (we hope)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Miss Scotland and "Ghost in the Invisible Bikini" actress Quinn O'Hara has died
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer should have given Melissa McCarthy enough material for the week, ditto Trump for Baldwin. The season is close to wrapping up, but Chris Pine and LCD Soundsystem are promising. It's your SNL Discussion Thread, 11:30 pm ET on NBC
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Knock knock. Who's there? Exactly; the Doctor and Bill find themselves in a cramped haunted house in a sharp satire. Will Nardole return? And what of Missy? The final song of the Twelfth Doctor continues in Knock Knock, 9 pm ET on BBC America (earlier on the civilized world)
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
A new bike, striking out in little league, kissing the neighbor girl and being shot by Dad with the BB gun - all rites of passage for young boys in Maine
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Recall issued for all 2017 model AT-ATs
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Not sure if this is good or bad, but an army of uniformed Scientologists has just gone missing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
She kissed a girl and she loved it. Then she kissed a bunch more (Not safe for work)
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump's new pass for religious discrimination was signed... I've got Monday morning. Who wants Friday afternoon on the "Federal Judge Issues Injunction/Ban" pool?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The three stages of an actress career in Hollywood. Cheerleader, District Attorney, Driving Miss Daisy. Kristin Kreuk to star in new show in stage two
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz targets the most important issue in DC: Obama's pension. Yeah, good thing the shadow of Russia isn't still hanging over the Trump White House or anything
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is broke but happy after manager who had one hand in her pocket sentenced to 6 years in prison for theft
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
It's the time of year when middle school students do stupid things in yearbook photos to piss people off
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Running with scissors
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Terminally-ill cancer patient jailed for LEGAL cancer drug in her system, will miss chemotherapy. Kansas: The Heart(less) Land of America
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To celebrate summer in America, Hershey's unveils line of state-branded candy. Georgia gets honey-roasted Reese's cups, Hawaii gets almond-flavored coconut Kisses, and Florida gets Twizzlers in Key Lime or Orange Cream Pop flavors
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ballistic missile test-fired by military of despotic regime
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Athletic commission might remove some old track and field records because of doping concerns. MLB puts hands in pockets, walks away whistling
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Magnet school has long waiting list and admission by lottery... except good athletes can skip the line. So it really does prepare children for college
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Fake war hero found guilty of lying about winning the Purple Heart in a top-secret jungle mission. He might have gotten away with it had he not gone a bit too far with the embellishment and claimed BA Baracus saved him from the jaws of Predator
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The real reason North Korea's latest missile blew up was that it was 'headed for Russia'
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Mike Brown will coach the Warriors tonight and into the foreseeable future. Draymond Green issues an emphatic "whatever"
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For those who missed it, an annotated transcript of the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Because jokes are so much more hilarious when you have the notes explaining the reference
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Dear world, I married my marriage-shy fella after telling him I was pregnant and had a miscarriage. Mission accomplished: I'm now pregnant, and our relationship rocks. "Perhaps one day when we are both old and grey, I will tell him the truth"
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(Canada Free Press)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity just found out about IP addresses. Armed with this arcane knowledge, he is going on a one-man mission to take out all the leftist cyber-trolls. Ya dun goofed, libby lib
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What kind of wedding present do you get for an FBI translator who flees to Syria to marry an ISIS militant? Cruise missiles? (Now with an article and not just video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The White House defends Trump's decision to invite Rodrigo Duterte for a visit; after all, will anyone notice if another racist, bloodthirsty, unhinged narcissist unqualified for his job is walking around the White House?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Eminem is suing a political party in New Zealand over copyright issues, and it is unknown how much the damages would amount to in dollars or kiwis
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not content to simply murder the giant bunny, United Airlines cremates it without permission
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You only wish your cat missed you this much when you leave
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX breaks the ULA monopoly on military launches by launching NROL-76 from Cape Canaveral Launch Complex 39A, with a landing for the first stage at Landing Zone 1 at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled to Monday at 7am ET due to sensor issue)
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
David Bowie's Labyrinth soundtrack getting a vinyl reissue. No word when the superior CD reissue will hit stores
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swiss spy arrested in Germany who was spying on German tax officials trying to find out if their citizens are evading taxes by using the Swiss banking system
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Register)
 
 
 
"...In short, the head of a federal regulator, who has to oversee serious and complex tasks and find the optimal solution to a wide range of issues that affect tens of millions of people, is increasingly acting like a dick. But why?"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The NFL draft shows the league's focus on domestic violence issues is No More
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"We're in the throes of a full-blown Stephen Kingaissance"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell won't reverse the league's marijuana ban because it's "addictive" and "may not be healthy for players long term". Head shots and PEDs still perfectly okay, though
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chief of Security for Chicago airport re-accomodated. No, not for that. Just your average lying about being fired over sexual harassment issue
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'Atomic Blonde' actress Sofia Boutella gives Charlize Theron's kissing skills rave reviews
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer to receive out-the-door package from Yahoo of $112 million. She not only went out the door, she took the door, the carpet and the kitchen sink
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Thu April 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
David Stern says he doesn't miss being the NBA Commissioner. Neither does anyone else considering his greatest achievement was bringing a major professional sport to Oklahoma
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All of those ESPN layoffs do barely anything to address the network's financial issues and are mostly a symbolic gesture for the benefit of Disney shareholders
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The US decides that maybe installing an anti-missile system in South Korea might be a good idea
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Wed April 26, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this biker who's missing something
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(FCC)
 
 
 
Before Net Neutrality is forever destroyed, let's take a moment and tell FCC commissioner Ajit Pai just exactly how we feel
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
North Korea media issues a threat to "wipe out" the United States. Wall Street bankers: We tried that back in 2007 and it's harder than it looks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Student loan issue solved: School accepts goats for tuition
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Tue April 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dumb guy tries to french kiss alligator but tapes its mouth shut which kind of defeats the purpose, if you know what I mean
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Here I sit in silent bliss... ZOMG, GTFO
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It really has to be uncomfortable running for president and learning your father is critical of your campaign and stance on issues; but, as it's Marine Le Pen, it couldn't happen to a nicer fascist
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Taissa Farmiga will become 'The Nun' in 'The Conjuring 2' spin off
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember Abba's "When I Kissed The Teacher"? It's the RL story of the likely next French president. Fark: he was the student, she is now his wife ... 25 years older than him
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that fully 73% of Americans want an independent investigation into the Trump campaign's ties with Russia because they do not trust Congress to handle it. Or, in Trumpmath: nobody cares about this issue at all
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 3 starts, Pirates Ivan Nova finally issues his first walk of 2017 .... and it's to an AL pitcher making his first major league at bat
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
When Dr. Carla Valentine isn't dissecting corpses, she runs Dead Meet (a dating website for "death professionals"). She holds someone's heart in her hands every day. And her forthcoming dissertation is called "Putting the ROT into Erotic"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Offering to kiss state trooper who pulled you over for DUI doesn't help, especially without breath mints, luv
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
If you're planning to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2 in theaters, don't leave before the credits, or you'll miss the entire movie after the main feature
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
How administrative incompetence and bureaucratic blunders spun the story of the USS Carl Vinson missing a single port of call into an international incident
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Yonhap News (Korea))
 
 
 
Not even sort-of News: Best Korea issues threats against a country for cooperating with U.N. sanctions. Most assuredly news: China
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The second most controversial issue in this well-off suburb is tax rates. The most controversial is decibel limits for domestic servants
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy Record Store Day, everyone. Share your rare finds and successes as well as misses here
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Nissan slaps a couple rebel alliance stickers on their Rogue model and buckles up for the easy social media marketing win. They chose.... poorly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Partially cloaked alien spaceship photographed out window of ISS. Nothing to see here, move along
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(Moberly Monitor)
 
 
 
Missouri Senator Roy Blunt (R-eefer) got baked so hard on 4/20 he a.) spent $25 on one order at Taco Bell; b.) made a bong out of his empty Just for Men tube; or c.) thought Scott Pruitt would "Look for environmental problems and solve them"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Full details of the Purple Rain reissue have been revealed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC § 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan
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Thu April 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Scalpel to Tiger Woods' back: Hello again. I've missed you. Welcome back
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, there is activity at a North Korean nuclear test site. Making missiles? No it's more like 5-serving-3
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
At age 73, Lauren Hutton is modeling underwear. Your age can be determined by how long you read this part before the gooseneck halberd Socrates croissant lasso Ohio Players gargoyle kicks in
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Doctor claims hate buffet Alex Jones is not an asshole; he just has narcissistic personality disorder
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
California cop detained in Taiwan after TSA misses gun and ammo in her carry-on bag at LAX. TSA admits 'standard procedures were not followed'
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Wed April 19, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top generals, who are quietly building a bomb proof Oval Office under Mar-a-Lago, insist that if North Korea launches a missile the U.S military will be able to shoot it down
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Trump's missile assault on Syria was justified by fabricated intelligence and documents so awful not even Senator Vreenak would have wasted time reviewing them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea shows a video of it destroying a U.S. city with nuclear missiles. Fark: In a new musical show
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Massachusetts just got around to dismissing 20,000 drug cases where the scientific evidence was faked. It's been so long in coming that the state employee who did the faking has already gone to prison and been released
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Trump is pissed that Amanda Knox doesn't like him
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Cool: ULA is launching an Atlas V today with a resupply payload for the ISS. Cooler: The launch will be live broadcast. Coolest: For the first time ever in full 360º in most browsers. 30min launch window opens at 11:11ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today the last surviving Doolittle Raider will toast to the memory of his comrades on the 75th anniversary of their incredible mission
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dear Melissa Etheridge, Too much information. Sincerely, The entire planet Earth
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(Fathom Events)
 
 
 
Did you miss the season premiere of Doctor Who? Want to see it again? It will be in movie theaters nationwide tonight
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not only is the Trump administration's "women's issues lead" not a woman, he's also a white nationalist who thinks women get paid less because they don't work as hard as men
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Remember the old adage of not spending more than 30% of your salary on rent? Well, kiss another American dream goodbye
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Attn Fark gearheads: Transmission abbreviation info
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Author can't figure out why Trump's foreign policy doesn't seem to square with US interests, misses fact that nearly every international policy move Trump makes benefits Russia. I mean, I can see that - Trump has no ties to Russia so okay publish it
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
U.S. seen shrugging its shoulders, tapping its foot in a corner at the very thought that North Korea's unsuccessful missile launch 'may have been caused by some sort of cyber attack'
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Russian space robot is equipped to shoot guns because that's what is needed in space... for robots
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Protip: Cosplay is for conventions. If you wear your Fallout cosplay in public, local authorities may have a bit of an issue
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How often will Jimmy Fallon break character? Will Melissa McCarthy return to Spice up our lives? Will anyone watch Harry Styles pretend to sing? Will Alec Baldwin trump all? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
During North Korea's grand military parade, one of the missiles passing by in the background of news report appears to have a major papier-mâché malfunction
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
ISS chocolate supplies dangerously low ahead of Easter. They're also out of Colombian Coffee
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Navy SEAL in trouble for unauthorized repeated deep infiltration and extraction missions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea flaunts long-range missiles in massive parade, ocean placed on high alert
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Have you missed watching a Cubs player hitting a home run onto Waveland Avenue? Addison Russell is here to help
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Faced with a president that flip-flopped on four major issues in 24 hours, poor Sean Spicer is starting to sounds less like the WH press Secretary and More like Dennis Hopper's reporter character in "Apocalypse Now"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Down 7-0 in the ninth? No problem for the Tennessee Smokies, who walked it off, 7-8. We missed you, Minor League Baseball
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Collider)
 
 
 
Miss Haggly turns to stripping to make ends meet, and Hot Dog faces his greatest fear: a vacuum cleaner during a thunderstorm, tonight on "Riverdale" CW 9 PM EDT
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Recall issued because flying metal pieces are never a good sign, especially when coming out of your garbage disposal
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Five years ago, I never would have envisioned myself suing a president of the United States on an issue that I believe is an issue of morality, and yet here we are"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In 2 days, Trump has significantly changed his position on 6 major issues, simultaneously betraying the voters on whom he relied to win the White House. Flip-Floppiting Flip Flopper
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' deemed a miss: tiresomely long with plot and characters recycled from The Matrix and Brosnan's Bond films, padded with many self-serious leaden monologues, and directed by guy who can't do suspense. Yeah, you'll see it
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Ultrasound appears to show twin babies kissing inside mother's womb. Doctors conclude that the father is from Alabama
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Clowns prepare for another tough economic autumn with the theatrical release of IT. "[They] are pissed at me" says Stephen King
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette finds apology by her former manager for mismanagement not sufficient
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' cast missing Paul Walker. If only Paul Walker could say the same about that lamp post
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