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437 headlines found matching 'Iss'
Sun May 29, 2016
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Take this test of America's 10 most misspelled words and see how you score. You definately won't get them all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The stands are sold out, the milk is on ice, an animatronic Jim Nabors is warming up to sing 'Back Home Again in Indiana', the bricks are ready for kissing, and Hinch is on the pole for the 100th running of the Indianapolis 500 (11 AM ET on ABC)
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Study ranks most hate filled colleges in the country based on tweets. What did we learn? Women should avoid Southeast Missouri State U., there are a lot of racist doctors in Little Rock and Husson University *really* doesn't like the gays
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Sat May 28, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After denying he was playing at Chicago's Riot Fest Morrissey announces that he is in fact playing Riot Fest on his website accompanied by a photo of Bruce Lee destroying a lamp
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Raiders domed stadium construction will now cost $1.6 billion after advocates realize they forgot to account for cost of buying land. "Clark County Commission Chairman Steve Sisolak said he liked the idea of putting people to work"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's best buddy, Putin, successfully tests satellite destroying missile. Putin says he can't wait until November to use the missile for real as his best pal Trump takes office. BFFs forever
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The 9/11 Commission report is like a really bad strip club. You can't see the good stuff for way too long, and the final reveal is a major bummer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey is REALLY pissed that photos have emerged of US commandos working with terrorists and by terrorists they mean Kurds
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Photography e-courses. Missing: that course you wanted on taking better selfies. (Sponsored Link)
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
When you are moving to impeach the director of the IRS for misconduct that happened when he wasn't even there, where do you get your evidence? If you're Issa, Chaffetz, and Gowdy, you get it from an open source website
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager has his unborn twin removed from his stomach after 15 years. Kuato will surely be missed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner show cut from African broadcast transmissions
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Hey, Sparky, looks like you're missing a wheel there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Duracell fails to dismiss a lawsuit by Energizer. Attorneys say it looks like this case will just keep going and going and going
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, that is a UFO
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner Adam Silver says that referees are correct about 90 percent of the time and human error is just part of the game
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yahoo spends $500,000 on security for CEO Marissa Mayer to protect her from possible stalkers, potential terrorists, stockholders opening the annual report
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Aiming for hero tag and missing by a wide margin, man hikes desert mountain with beer, no water
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer, the Miss Cleo of investing, says it's time to buy stocks in the "most hated" sectors
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey nice Swiss-made timepiece you got there. Shame it's a joke, though
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
His last words were "Huzzah". MST3K cast is kickstarting a tv show about life at the renaissance fair
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Melissa Gilbert ends her campaign for congress in Michigan because of health problems from injuries sustained 2012. "While I have received the best treatment and therapy I could have asked for, those injuries have only gotten worse"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, surprise tongue kissing a female celebrity is not OK
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's great that you're using natural insect repellent to save the Earth, however, your future misshapen children might not think so
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee offers GOP voters and politicians the complete history of how Republicans manufactured the abortion issue
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Dear Miss Manners, I am a judge and I want to teach an uppity public defender a lesson in courtroom etiquette. Is it cool if I have her handcuffed and confined to a jury box with inmates awaiting their hearings to teach her a lesson?
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Global warming is a hoax but I need permission to build a seawall to protect my golf course from the hoax
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest black market product in Russia? Term papers and dissertations
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you want to make money selling software to IT professionals, you could start by dumping the commissioned sales force that ate half your revenue without writing a single line of code, but you'd have to clear it with Marketing first
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Sun May 22, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
A Turkish plane is shot down with a Russian missile, putting both countries even more on edge. U.S. media: "We'll keep focusing on an election that's six months away, thanks"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TarDisk 64GB - expand your MacBook Air's hard drive. Just insert this card into the SD card slot. *Deal missing additional USB SD card reader for alternative SD card-reading needs. Otherwise pretty damn cool. (Sponsored Link)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Ontario High Shcool issues unfortunate diplomas. Don't worry, callidge will be better
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Sat May 21, 2016
(The Zimbabwean)
 
 
 
Robert Mugabe explains he's only staying on as president of Zimbabwe to piss off the United States: "I am hanging on because I want to prevent regime change. It will never come"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Will the NBA ever add a four-point line? Larry Bird and Reggie Miller give their opinions on this issue
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kansas anti-abortion group distributes questionnaires to lawmakers demanding to know where they stand on, let's call it, "the Maninmal Issue"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Fleury return and say 'Nice try guys, but you missed me again'? Will Bishop be between the pipes tonight? Will Pierre openly pine for Crosby from his spot between the benches? All this, and more, tonight at 8pm EDT (NBCSN)
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman has six ribs removed for a 16-inch waist, says her goal is to look like a cartoon character. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NRA officially endorses Trump because if Clinton is elected "we'll all be kissing our Second Amendment freedoms goodbye." Wait, haven't we heard this before?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Neighbour finds missing passport on the street enabling photographer to catch his flight. To Egypt. Last Thursday. Yes, that flight
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Criminal justice sentencing reform is a rare instance where lawmakers recognized a real problem and moved to fix it in a responsible bipartisan fashion. Except of course for Senator Tom Cotton who apparently is "that one asshole" on this issue
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
5 explanations for Jackie Bradley Junior's breakout season. Steroids conspicuously missing from the list
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Thu May 19, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mystery surrounds last moments of missing EgyptAir plane." People working at CNN just got goosebumps and an erection at the same time
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin are scissoring up a storm according to a noted crackpot
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(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Legends of Tomorrow, having sacrificed enough, Rip returns the team to 2016 where they can catch up with spoilers they missed. (CW 8ET)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
As Fark predicted, the media frenzy about the missing plane kicked into gear and the hyperbole started. Here is another messed up example
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EgyptAir Flight 804 no longer missing; CNN racing to the scene as fast as they can drive while masturbating
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
The only thing missing from this 1937 map that predicted how Japan would attack the U.S. during World War II is the fact that it would be the Germans that attacked Pearl Harbor and not the Japanese
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
How the EPA sided with environmentalists concerning new limits on methane emissions from oil and gas wells over science
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Suzuki is the next contestant on "Who Falsified Emission Testing"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: I missed the call on Trump's chances because I gave the GOP and the American people too much credit. I won't make that mistake again
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(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
The IDF offered amnesty to Israelis returning misappropriated army equipment. They got back 1.3 million rounds of ammunition, 4000 grenades, shells, mortars and missiles, 2 joysticks sans airplane and a motorcycle - check out the photos
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If someone calls demanding a ransom for a kidnapped relative, it behooves you to verify if they're actually missing
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette: My former manager had one hand in my pocket
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Less than a month to go to get your short story submissions in. Are you running around with your pants off yet? You should be running around with your pants off. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Has anyone seen my pants?" Edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And just like that Trey Gowdy ends the GOP Benghazi witch hunt with an admission that it was all political theater
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Local councils don't give approval for state government's unpopular development project. So the state government dissolves local councils, appoints hand-pick administrators, and also makes it illegal to protest development projects
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska governor Pete Ricketts wants to make Nebraska the Mississippi of the Great Plains
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Henry Kissinger, presumably for foreign policy advice
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
To resolve the issue, do not create a user account that contains the string "user" on the computer. And the string "Robert'); DROP TABLE Users;--" is right out
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Flying Dog brewery wins 1st Amendment battle against Michigan Liquor Commission, who didn't like the name Raging Biatch. Let's all hoist an Arrogant Bastard in their honor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Federal court orders desegregation of public schools in Mississippi. This is not a repeat from 1954 or at least it damn well shouldn't be
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is developing cryosleep for long missions. Ripley and Walt Disney and Xenomorph all give \o/ likes on Spacebook
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor missing. Cyborg from the future sought by police
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Voters overwhelmingly favor legalizing recreational and medicinal marijuana, which, if it were to happen, would inevitably result in ten times as many Florida tag submissions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama trashes Trump at Democratic Party indoctrination center: "When our leaders just make stuff up, when actual experts are dismissed as elitists, then we've got a problem"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
In a bid to stay on the cutting edge of tax evasion, Swiss city now accepts payments in bitcoin
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Identity theft and online security issues drive increasing number of Americans to shun internet commerce. Duh
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says if rape was made a civil rights issue, it would "be legalized by Obama"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Police officer working mall security beats the hell out of teenage girl riding bike, charges her with assault. Oops, video. Charges dismissed, cop and mall sued
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey morosely says Warner refused to reissue The Queen Is Dead for the album's 30th anniversary and heaven knows he's miserable now
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
When does threatening to secede just become boring? Just get out of here already, and shut up about it. Believe me, nobody will miss you
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much like your younger cousin Marissa, Google's AI writes some really weird, depressing 'poetry'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gov of Mississippi is mystified as to why the ACLU is suing to overturn the "non-discrimination law" his state passed. You know, the one that lets people deny housing, medical treatment and government documents to LGBT people on religious grounds?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The newest videogame adaptations? Atari's Missile Command and Centipede
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
This 8-year-old girl is the youngest person ever to be diagnosed with breast cancer, and now she is in remission. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Government tells partially paralyzed man with part of his head missing he is fit for work. Ironically, he's probably over-qualified for a government position
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Thu May 12, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's Orphan Black: Krystal is back and she's on a mission. Cosima meets her maker. Sarah and Ferdinand become best frenemies forever and we find out more about Adele. 10PM EDT on BBC America
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Worried your only child will grow to be a narcissistic asshole? This article won't help
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich is "pissed off" over missing election pamphlets, vowel in his last name
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Federal judge: Hey, GOP, here's that politicized ruling against Obamacare that you asked for. Hey, why are you crying? Is this a bad time? Should I have waited to issue this until later?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nissabishi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia furious that the US activated an anti-ballistic missile system installed in Romania. Not that Russia had any actual plans to nuke Romania or anything, it was just kinda nice to know the option was always there
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Because Marvel felt the X-Men/Star Trek crossover from the '90s wasn't the nadir of the mutant franchise, they've gone and made an issue where The Flaming Lips will meet the X-Men
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Wed May 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marissa Meyer spent $22 million on "goodwill" last year and officially got nothing for it. Really. It's in Yahoo's regulatory filings
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Yarrr, here be Dragons: watch live as the SpaceX/Dragon CRS-8 Cargo Craft says "Fark You, You're Cool, Fark You, I'm Out" to the ISS and heads back home. NASA-TV coverage of release starts at 9am Eastern/6am Pacific
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The attacker suffered from 'psychiatric issues', so this is totally not a terrorist attack
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA's big announcement from today? The Kepler mission has now verified 1,284 new planets - the single largest finding of planets to date
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Warren Commission called to explain how Jose Ramirez's helmet flew off his head, changed direction in midair, and then hit him in the back
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Once Upon a Time managed to piss everyone off with Sunday's episode and shocking death [WARNING: SPOILER]
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Silver Alert issued for missing 67-year-old man. Speaks broken English and is known for urinating on state monuments
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today, Ferguson, Missouri will swear in a new police chief that will hopefully not oversee any questionable uses of force on his watch
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
University of Northern Iowa grad student missed graduation because she was job hunting in Pennsylvania and her flight was delayed, so the university held a private ceremony for her. No word what she'll do with her Masters in Leisure Services
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Sun May 08, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Leicester hospital experiences increase in emergency admissions after local team win the EPL. Many with alcohol related injuries, but you already knew that
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Sat May 07, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Toronto looks to right the ship against Miami, while Golden State looks to miss Curry for another game (though they aren't really worried) as they try for a 3-0 lead over Portland. First game at 5pm on ESPN, second at 8:30pm on ABC
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently worried about the abiltiy of western intelligence agencies to intercept and decrypt their electronic message traffic, ISIS has apparently adopted the data transmission standard described in RFC1149 "IP over Avian Carriers"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Motorist crashes at high speed, with a monkey on his back. No, I don't mean he had issues with drugs...He had a monkey on his back. Bonus: Police determined that the monkey was not the driver
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Unhappy Israeli man asks court to issue a restraining order against God. No word on how they plan to serve the papers
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you missed it: Last week P. DiddlyDaddy announced his retirement from music. This came as a surprise to most people who were unaware he'd ever been involved in anything music related
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists using the secrets of cotton candy to grow new tissue in lab. Sweet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monster Energy issues C&D letter to B-52's frontman Fred Schneider over "Monster Blend" produced by coffee company, warns it could turn into some cosmic thing
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Roller coaster at Disney California Adventure closed due to unchecked narcissism
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Blaming the media for Trump completely misses the real reasons" If you stop right there, you'll still be in agreement with Fox News, so savor that moment. This is Fark, we don't read the articles
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Woman breaks 42-year silence on escaping serial killer/dreamboat Ted Bundy: "I thought he was going to kiss me, and instead he said, 'You know what? I'm going to kill you'"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Unresolved environmental issues aside, this Keurig-like machine creates perfect, piping-hot, organic corn tortillas at the rate of one a minute. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY NOW
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yahoo chief executive Marissa Mayer will receive $54.9m when she jumps ship; in other news, Yahoo still has $55m
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Darrell "Terminator" Issa will not stop. He is now looking at "violations" involving Clinton coordinating her activities and Bill's activities and Chelsea's activities in the Clinton Foundation...and the investigation could last until 2017
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The strange world of no-go items. Or, how to delay your flight with a simple wet carpet or a missing bathroom ashtray. That's right, ashtray
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
There have been 23 toddler shootings this year with top five pre-K gun club states being Georgia, Missouri, Texas, Michigan, and Florida
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Seeker)
 
 
 
Photos apparently do not show Anne Frank's missing plane. Helen Keller unavailable for comment
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It turns out that pissing off a major market fan base isn't great for ratings
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When confronted about your phony chiropractic and health supplement services being practiced out of a hotel room, shouting "cancel cancel cancel" won't magically turn off the camera or dissuade the reporter
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Fri April 29, 2016
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
XCOM 2 is getting more content from the makers of the previous XCOM's Long War mod, including more aliens to miss 95% shots with
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Drunken driver goes rogue, crashes into Alaska governor's mansion, then into Alaska Capitol; lipstick and pig missing from scene
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russian jet fighter pays back the U.S. for Tom Cruise's "Top Gun" fiasco, does barrel roll over U.S. reconnaissance plane
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(NFL)
 
 
 
So will Rounds 2 and 3 be just as exciting as Round 1? Where will Myles Jack, A'Shawn Robinson, and Connor Cook land? Will any draft picks be booed like the Commissioner was? It is your Day Two Thread of the NFL Draft, commencing at 7:00 PM ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are unsafe nuclear plants, then there are plants so unsafe the country issues iodine pills to all citizens
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are some of the most religious states in the nation. Curiously, they also have the highest teen birth rates in the nation
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Laremy Tunsil apologises for having received $305 from Ole Miss coaching staff to pay his mother's utility bills, discrediting the NCAA
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
"The CIO of Naughty America says gamers and porn connoisseurs are an overlapping demographic"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Best Korea successfully launches another XSRBM (Extremely Short Range Ballistic Missile)
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
What can happen when you have sensible gun laws, or how to piss off gun kooks just by mentioning Australia or Port Arthur
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"It looks like you're trying to issue a Thunderstorm Warning. Clippy recommends upgrading to Windows 10 so you can better issue a Thunderstorm Warning"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japan's Supreme Court admits illegality of special trials for leprosy patients, apologizes to nation. Dead Justice Scalia dissents, claims Founding Fathers treated lepers like lepers and everyone liked it that way
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Paper beats rock, scissors beat paper, rock beats cash register
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC fans who bought tickets hoping to see the band and instead learned that Brian Johnson was retired and Axl Rose was taking over, there is some good news: You can be issued full refunds and spend your money on a good singer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot gamer girl banned from live streaming gameplay following a deluge of complaints. Presumably from people who missed her flashing
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yankees manager Joe Girardi employs infield shifts regularly, but would ban them if he was MLB commissioner. "It's an illegal defense, like basketball"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sources in Best Korea say Kim Jong Un only orders missile launches when he's angry. Analysts still unsure what traumatic childhood event caused him to be so angry at the sea
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Big Tissue wants you to believe bathroom hot-air hand dryers spread disease. Big Tissue is lying to you. Don't fall for the seductive lobbying charms of Big Tissue
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Spanking causes worse behavior ... but better daddy issues
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Hershey's unveils line of meat bars. If we play our cards right, meat Kisses and meat syrup can't be far off
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A sales tax proposal in Missouri was filibustered after a Senator reads a book about....50 Cent?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules in favor of First Amendment free speech rights for public employees. Guess which two Justices dissented? Come on, guess
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Mon April 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood has some new strategies to overcome issues it has had in the past with producing successful films based off of video games. First strategy - Make movies that suck less. Second strategy - keep Uwe Boll away from it
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
According to police, stolen police-issue firearms difficult to track
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Roper beats 1Q profit estimates, delays raising the rent on Jack, Chrissy and Janet
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered why your socks go missing, here's the science
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Jim Webb, who has long touted the values of the Confederacy, writes a bizarre white knight love letter about Andrew Jackson, claiming supporters of Harriet Tubman have a "dismissive characterization" of the former slaveholder
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Norman 'Dusty' Kleiss, Battle of Midway hero, dies at 100. Godspeed sir
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A woman to get six months in prison for lying about a payment she presented to Dallas County Commissioner John Wiley Price
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Sun April 24, 2016
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Environmental regulators refuse to issue a permit for an interstate pipeline. No, not that pipeline, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No...oh, nevermind
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Astronaut runs London marathon in space suit. Naaa. JK. He did it aboard the ISS
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Today Is Tax Freedom Day for most of the country. It was earlier in Mississippi, Tennessee and Louisiana ... but will be later in Connecticut, New Jersey and New York
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Former Wet 'n Wild employee admitted embezzling nearly $500,000, or roughly one day's worth of admission fees
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin school board takes public submissions to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School. Your leading vote-getter so far: Donald Trump Elementary. Other contenders include Hitler, Willie Nelson, and of course, Schoolie McSchoolface
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Sat April 23, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Korea tests submarine-launched missile, claims major breakthrough in ocean-targeting reliability
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Judge orders a New Jersey school district pay a music teacher $1.8 million, saying her asthma and other chronic lung issues were caused by a moldy classroom the school forced her to teach in
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ever heard of someone getting their charges dismissed but still be confined to their home on electronic monitoring?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
With the power vested in me, I pronounce you man and town. You may now kiss the sign. O_o
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Sen. Elizabeth Warren rips the Securities and Exchange Commission for allowing billionaire Steven Cohen back in the hedge fund game for Wall Street boys just months after he failed to supervise a convicted insider trader
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey throws lavish costume party where everyone was asked to dress up as...Mariah Carey. In unrelated news, Mariah has just been nominated for Narcissist Of The Year...by Mariah Carey
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There's rich and then there's "I didn't even realize my Picasso was missing for several years" rich
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Ikea issues warning after another child is badly injured while using their KÏNDREMÄÏMÊ line of dressers
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Space missions found to damage your liver worse than an open-bar Fark party
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Four ways to nap at your desk. Things to get before you begin: your naperatti, permission, a good carpenter
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
During the kisscam at the Atlanta Hawks vs Boston Celtics game, one girl gives her true love, her pizza, some serious affection
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he hopes to take care of his issues and be ready to play in 2016. Apparently he doesn't understand the biggest issue he has is that none of the teams in the league want to have anything to do with him
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Anyone who wants to purchase Viagra without a 24-hour waiting period and also having to present a permission slip from your spouse/partner, please step forward. Whoa there, not so fast South Carolina
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(Politico)
 
 
 
World: "Well thank god the reign of W is over. We can all breathe a little easier." Trump: "Hey guys, what's going on in this nation?" World: o_O *Nuclear missile launch has been detected*
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
50 ways to diss your old singing partner
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Deaf lawyers to Chief Justice Roberts: (We file this motion to request permission to argue cases before the Supreme Court) Chief Justice Roberts to Deaf lawyers: (Your motion is granted)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
An oral history of how the Factory of Sadness was built on the tears of Browns fans and one glaring missed draft pick
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Redskins fans raise $5k to save 'Chief Zee' from eviction. Fark: Dan Snyder has been paying his admission to games
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Ted Cruz and Sean Hannity split for good yesterday. Hope they at least got to enjoy some fun breakup sex
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
VW finally puts the blame for its emission cheating software squarely where it belongs: on Audi
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Farking aliens continue to harass the International Space Station
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Tue April 19, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Behold the ultimate geek marriage proposal that includes a R2-D2 engagement ring and two Time Lords as witnesses. All that's missing is a spoken word rendition of "So Happy Together" by William Shatner
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry uses the tachyon device in an attempt to catch Zoom. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agents of Shield, Daisy assembles the Secret Warriors for a rescue mission. (ABC 9ET)
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
With Kobe retired, someone had to step up and be the superstar who shoots their team out of a playoff game by missing 26 shots. Kevin Durant accepted the challenge
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(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Religious group sues San Francisco to remove outdoor urinals at public park. What a pisser
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to Ann Coulter, cheating on your wife is OK as long as you do it in church. Subby must have missed that part in the Bible
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(Chron)
 
 
 
GOP districts in Texas call for a vote for secession. Most Americans approve the idea as long as it becomes a package deal and they take Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama with them
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Sun April 17, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fans can kiss Ace Frehley's New York concert goodbye
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Sat April 16, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Convicted sex offender dentist wants to work at Family Dentistry practice. And why not, since Missouri was kind enough to renew his license while he was in prison
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good news people of Mississippi, you can now bring your guns to church to protect the baby Jesus
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
After the third head coach in a row has issues with the 49ers' GM, maybe the head coaches are not the problem?
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Thu April 14, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Judge clears the way for Katy Perry to buy her dream convent; Will not be the first female resident who kissed a girl
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston Bruins announce plans to choke down the stretch and miss the playoffs for years to come
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Wed April 13, 2016
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
In happy harmless news that should concern absolutely no one, two empty containers labeled "Guided Missile" found floating offshore southeast Alaskan island
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
You know, Mississippi, when you are so backwards and intolerant that even the U.S. NAVY is going out of their way to shun you, it may be time to "take stock"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
More catfighting from the recent RnR HOF ceremony: The Black Keys were pissed that Steve Miller didn't know who they were
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Families of the people who died when a Germanwings Airline pilot deliberately crashed his jetliner into the Swiss Alps are suing the American flight school that taught him how to fly, because that makes sense, somehow
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Tue April 12, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Major Tim Peak "catches the dragon" on the ISS. Funny, I didn't even know he liked to chase it
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers, our national mapmaker, recommends against construction of federal building in St. Clair County, Illinois because of problems in St. Clair County, Missouri and St. Clair County, Michigan
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
USS Portland, the Navy's first pedal-powered warship, to be commissioned next year
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jean-Luc Brassard quits as Canadian Olympic team's chef de mission, citing violations of Prime Directive
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(Time)
 
 
 
In news that most of us can get behind, Dubai's Islamic Authorities issues a fatwa against stealing your neighbor's wifi
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams cancels Mississippi concert over new religious law
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're missing a pig with painted pink toenails, the Orlando Police would like a word with you
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Sun April 10, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Man gets paid $100,000 to paint over mural of Kanye West kissing himself, though he admittedly would have done so for free
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Protip: Do not tell women to smile. Unless you just like pissing off women
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Lab results show that the bodies found in a mass grave in Mexico weren't those of the 43 missing students. So, the students are still missing and they have no idea who's in the mass grave. Great police work, Lou
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Sat April 09, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Subby misses "The Soup," but Joel McHale continues to be "more boss than The Boss," anyway
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In this week's issue of "No Duh" magazine, study reveals most popular words in Chinese restaurant names are "China" and "Restaurant"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Melissa McCarthy preparing for the inevitable failure of Ghostbusters by announcing she will be returning for Netflix's upcoming Gilmore Girls revival
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"I don't know what our politicians are thinking here in Mississippi with this anti-gay law. It's just mind boggling stupidity," says a Christian conservative bakery owner who doesn't understand refusing service to anyone
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Being found with your boyfriend's blood all over you after he is stabbed with a kitchen knife is "legally insufficient" to prosecute you for anything in Washington State, if you're Miss Washington USA
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
College takes the position "Missionary" is a boring mascot. Up for grabs whether it's replaced by Doggy Style or On the Kitchen Table
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
MLB Commissioner says pitcher Jenrry Mejia will be given "fair reinstatement consideration." Apparently the league doesn't want to rush to judgment on a player who has only failed his drug tests three times
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The very few companies that actually do business in Mississippi call on the legislature to repeal their anti-LGBT bill
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Skal Labissiere is entering the NBA Draft after scoring six points per game at Kentucky. Some NBA team is going to draft him high in a huge mistake
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dept of Labor issues job-killing regulations that will restrict brokers' freedom to recommend "suitable" investments, and will cost them at least $17 billion a year. THANKS OBAMA
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists think Alzheimer's might be transmissible between humans. Uh-oh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Republican "Autopsy Report" issued following its drubbing in the 2012 election called for the party to champion immigration reform. Guess who had a problem with that
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Missing WV couple found in mud hole. When told they'd be brought back to West Virginia, said they preferred the mud hole
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(Politico)
 
 
 
News: GOP risks losing southern state if Trump is the nominee. Fark: Mississippi
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mississippi becomes the latest state to say "no" to jobs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
By god, if the Missouri Senate can't find any laws Planned Parenthood broke, they'll MAKE them break some
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(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
There are ways to fix all your dog's obnoxious habits. Unless he tends to lick his junk and then give you kisses right after. Science still has no solution for that
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Mon April 04, 2016
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for missing woman known as Lulu the Clown. They are telling people to look for clues like stray balloon animals and enormous shoes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cricket fans asked, "If you were a primitive human and you sent one of your tribe out to take on an alien with a pointy stick only for the alien to vaporise him with a ray gun, would it be fair to take issue with Terry's stick-prodding technique?'
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Video shot from ISS over the years shows how dramatically worse light pollution is in U.S. as cities replace traditional streetlights with LEDs
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission want you to report if crabs are having sex on the beach
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Another piece of the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 plane has most likely been found, this time on Rodrigues Island in the Mauritius. For a missing plane this wreck sure gets around
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The missing Wright Brothers patent was found in a cave. Your move, Tony Stark
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From the Swiss Army knife to an honest-to-God laser pistol, here's a list of weapons astronauts and cosmonauts have taken with them into space
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Sat April 02, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Mother charged with child neglect after she committed the heinous act of making her daughters walk to school after they missed the bus
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uncle Ben's back and boy is he pissed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No matter what side of an issue you are on, it isn't usually good form for a straight up news story to call something "so-called"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study shows that playing football in cold weather leads to more injuries. Please come out of retirement, Ric Romero, we miss you. The Romerocopter isn't the same without you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A brief history of some of most notorious, successful and truly cringe-worthy April Fools day jokes. Come for the washing of the lions, stay for the Swiss spaghetti harvest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what the Mississippi Senate tries to take away on one hand, the law gives back on the other. Judge strikes down Mississippi's ban on same-sex adoptions
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NYC riders at Herald Square subway station discover that, yes, there are smells worse than drunken hobo piss
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mississippi Senate approves scariest anti-LGBT "religious liberty" bill yet. Because unlike Georgia and North Carolina, Mississippi doesn't have anything of value for outsiders to boycott
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Presumably with a calendar issue and thinking it was tomorrow, Jerry Jones called Browns owner Haslam one of the league's top five owners
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Colombian solider who went missing during jungle exercises found alive after spending 23 days on the Bear Grylls diet plan
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to stay out of Mississippi, they're about to pass a law that allows a place of worship to create an Army of God to protect congregations
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
MI Gov Rick Snyder named one of "The World's Most Disappointing Leaders." Obvious tag missing due to lead poisoning
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The issue isn't merely that no one pays for porn anymore. It's that the entire media landscape has collapsed in on itself. Without a thriving video rental and PPV market, it's harder to make back millions on a Hollywood-quality porn"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Indian Point nuclear power plant shut down because of missing bolts, abnormal vibration. Oops
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Japan's missing black hole satellite just reappeared and nobody knows what happened to it
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer could get $37 million if the company is sold. Mostly just as a bonus from investors for actually getting someone to take it off their hands
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If freckles are merely angel kisses, then age spots must be hickies from the Devil
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Gary Johnson predicts Obama will reclassify marijuana: "Every municipality has to realize that all the planes to Denver every single weekend are filled up, and that they're missing out. I think you can sense a vibrancy in Colorado, and it's there"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl dyes her hair blue to help get into character as an eel in a school production of 'The Little Mermaid.' Since this is Fark, it's a pretty safe bet that school administrators had an issue with it
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Kissing your dog might acutally be good for you. This is not an endorsement for weird peanut butter stuff
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UN commission decides the Falkland Islands lie in Argentinian Waters. New Order heard prepping a follow-up single to Blue Monday
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Latest drama out of Mets camp: blood, piss, and tears
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
'Mars World': Las Vegas may get Red Planet Experience - I think they better get Amy Wong's parents permission first
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Not to make you feel old, but 'Space Jam,' 'Mission: Impossible,' and 'Twister' all turn 20 this year
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors allege a defender of an ISIS suspect is preaching jihad. Meanwhile the defender, an imam, admits to going to Mogadishu in 2013 to issue a fatwa...against violent extremism
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rondo's mission: Bring the Mavs down to his level, and overwhelm them with experience
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Five-star Mississippi State recruit sorry after video shows him landing five punches on a woman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Carolina head coach Roy Williams apparently needs to learn how to handle scissors better
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brave researchers at THE Ohio State University have found a link between narcissism and reality TV
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
An Alexandrian goes missing and search parties hope to bring about a happy ending. Will anything happen before the season finale? Will Carol find herself? Find out in East. The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese authorities issued an advisory on "the right way to watch Korean dramas." Apparently Chinese citizens were in danger of watching while sitting upside down backwards or something
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York City police Commissioner Bill Bratton slammed Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz in an op-ed, saying "We will not intimidate Muslims to appease shrill politicians"
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Sat March 26, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Michigan Film Commission burnt up a Joker's pile of taxpayer's money subsidizing Batman Versus Superman
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Indiana woman missing since 1974 found in Texas, and just to think Subby gave up on looking for his keys he lost last week
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fort Worth man selling house complete with 4,000-beer can yard art. Yeah, you can't miss it
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Atari just released over 100 of their old 70's and 80's era console games on Steam. Looks like it's time for a Fark Missile Command tournament
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Garry Shandling's stealth Buddhist mission of love" This has nothing to do with Subby's Pee Wee Herman/Mr. Rogers sex metal tribute band of the same name, who happens to be playing at the Roxy this weekend
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
20,000 marathon runners in China receive free soap, mistake them for energy bars. "Witnesses report many bars of soap, all with one bite missing, dumped at the roadside"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And if the Syrian Civil War wasn't already an absurdly complicated mess, there may be two North Korean army units present in the country, possibly to fire missiles into the Mediterranean
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
This is the story of a pornographer's missing middle finger
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Recent cocaine escapades at LAX reveal a number of troubling security issues. TSA, TSA, TSA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You're on a special mission to designate airstrike targets deep within IS controlled territory. Your cover is blown and you're surrounded on all sides. What do you do? In this soldier's case, take a sip of vodka and designate one final target
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Variety)
 
 
 
25 years later, Melissa Joan Hart explains it all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's trip with Cuba very successful, especially if you call pissing off Republicans a successful goal. Scorrrrrrrrrreee
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Wed March 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
For those searching for Best Korea dictator Kim Jong Un's motives for his nuke test and firing of all these missiles one needs to go no further than consulting a child psychologist
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists say they engineered a zebrafish to grow rainbow-colored scales to help them study tissue regeneration and not because they got totally high the night before
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Tue March 22, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri DOT employee reported missing. Described as about 10 feet tall and weighing approximately 50 pounds, Bob was last seen on Saturday, and was wearing a yellow vest and sunglasses
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Long before King Abdullah kissed Bush, Saudi Arabia had already wooed its way into Washington's heart
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy excited that one of its missiles actually, you know, works
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New relationship milestones include the first kiss, meeting the parents, sharing calendars, and updating the Facebook relationship status
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Possibly the most spectacular shoot-down of an aircraft ever filmed: Nike missile vs. drone B-17 (skip ahead to 2:00)
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Now you tell me, is this the mugshot of a guy who would piss all over a hospital?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning wants to organize a 10-year Super Bowl reunion during the Bears-Colts game this upcoming season. Bears defenders Mike Brown and Tommie Harris have already said they will have to miss it
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Sat March 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Within a year of his death, Andrew Breitbart warned Republicans of Donald Trump, whom he dismissed as a non-conservative. "If these guys don't learn how to play the media ... we're going to probably get a celebrity candidate"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
In today's it's not really news: The Swiss continue to think cheese is holy
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I saw their bodies tossed skyward, like ragdolls thrown into the air by the late great Andre the Giant. They appeared weightless, hitting zero-G like the crew of a forgotten Apollo mission whose only mission was to obtain a beef and cheddar Classic"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The most unpopular baby names of 2016 are here. So if you want your kid to not be the third Katniss or fourth Kanye in their graduating class, you can go with Carol or Bertram
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Fri March 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dubai plane misses runway. Unfortunately for the 61 people on board, it didn't miss the ground
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rican Miss Universe stripped... you already clicked, didn't you?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"You ever launch nuclear missiles, ON WEED?"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Going with paper is the best way to win rock, paper, scissors. But now everyone knows that, is the best to go with scissors? Or are we just back to square one? There's only one way to settle this
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Congressman Blaine Luetkemeyer (R-MO' sexism) says the GOP needs to "find a way to neuter" Darth Warren before she chokes them into submission using the combined fear-inspiring powers of her vagina and the Force
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says he's looking forward to the death of rap music, hopes to sell a Kiss Koffin to put the corpse in
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Thu March 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee interviews a group of college-educated Trump supporters and discovers that yes, indeed, you can live your life as one giant bag of cognitive dissonance (Not safe for work for language)
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Good news for Alzheimer's sufferers: all the memories you miss are still in your brain. It's just your "read memory" circuit that's broken
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Police looking for owner of wedding dress blown across Mississippi river in tornado
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Obama must've made the right Supreme Court pick, as the pissing and moaning is coming at him from right and left alike
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Volkswagen investors file a $3.7 billion emissions lawsuit. Company vows to fight it, says plaintiffs are just blowing smoke
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Iconic Muppets tune was lifted from a Swedish porno, which explains what Miss Piggy meant when she was ready for her close-up and why being green is hard
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pigeon pollution patrol possessing pollution prevention packs procure permission plus permit. Principal project person precautions pedestrians: potential pigeon pooping pollutants possible, pose potential predicament
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump dismisses ad showing Trump's typical opinions of women, saying it's "sour grapes". All those chicky-babes just wanted a piece of ole Donald and they couldn't have him
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Correction: "An earlier version of this article misspelled in one instance the name of a village in India where the family of Sri Srinivasan once lived. The village is Mela Thiruvenkatanathapuram, not Mela Thiruvenkanathapuram"
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Birmingham nightclub told it can't keep live crocodiles, so it's planning to get a shark tank instead: "I have four homeless crocodiles which are very hard to house. I didn't think it would be a big issue with the council"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The most contentious issue in today's NC primary? Barbeque
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Washington's worst job is no longer being the piss boy, it's being Obama's next Supreme Court nominee
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God has apparently decided that he and Louisiana are cool now, but he's still pissed at Mississippi
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This video of Americans explaining dubstep is pissing off the entire internet
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(Watchdog.org)
 
 
 
In Mississippi, parents also must make the grade
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just two hellfire missiles bound for Portland on a passenger flight from Lebanon
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Life lessons No. 239,163: Never blow a lion a kiss at the zoo
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists find that "good cholesterol" can sometimes be bad. Even politicians don't flip flop on the issues as much as health researchers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In the '90s, Kim Jong-il had issues with the tenderness of his beef. Also, his steaks weren't tender enough
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Fri March 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korean sub goes missing, probably located next to North Korean missiles
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you ever wake up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney, the good news is that it'll be just as easy for you to find a suitable donor
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for taking upskirt videos of girls at the supermarket doesn't like it when people film him without his permission
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Thu March 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea follows up their artillery attack against the sea with a missile launch. Against the sea. Because fark the sea, that's why
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The results are in on Missouri's "natural experiment" testing whether more guns lead to more safety and less crime, and they don't: "According to research, gun deaths soared when it became easier for people to buy and carry firearms"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Missouri Democrats filibusted
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cuba issues statement making it clear that they welcome President Obama to see how to really run a tyrannical dictatorship
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
This little piggy cried 'Wee Wee Wee Wee' all the way to the Mission District
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(AP)
 
 
 
WHO: The transmission of Zika by sex is more common than originally thought. Not for farkers, but still someone out there might benefit from this news
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
South Carolina is urging Mississippi to stop being so rebellious
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why your boss is such a narcissistic jerk? It all started with business school professors that were just like him
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
While the media has been debating candidates' hand sizes, Missouri Democrats have been giving state Republicans the finger since last night
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Trump triumph in Hawaii? Has Hillary got it locked up in Mississippi and Michigan? Will tainted water empower the Cruz voter? What about Idaho? Does anyone care? It's your March 8th Primary Thunderdome
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
J. Jonah Jameson tapped to play Commissioner Gordon in Justice League
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Nissan Sentra wins fight with 18-wheeler
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Mon March 07, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
City Planning Commission to soon debate how many strip clubs is too many in New Orleans, will consider the imposition of a "soft moratorium" on new clubs. Hard moratorium to come later after commision members have visited all the clubs
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Life lesson: If you live your life with your nose stuck to your phone, you miss so much; interaction with friends and family, the beauty of nature...the baseball bat hurtling at your head
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
City kids have shaved ices in summer. Vermont kids have sugar on snow. Goofus and Gallant were not harmed in this headline submission
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Have you ever thought 'The only thing missing in America is a beer spa'? Well this is your lucky day
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
More and more it's looking like the Republicans must choose "between a narcissistic billionaire who keeps saying awful things and a narcissistic senator who keeps doing awful things"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump gives his supporters permission to be violent with protesters, claims if said violent supporters hurt someone he will defend them in court
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"The abattoir is the modern continuation of the Nazi concentration camp, and if you are a part of the milk-drinking population, then you condone systems of torture." You already guessed it's Morrissey
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Supreme Court issues order dismissing petitions objecting to the U.S. high court's legalization of same-sex marriages ... and takes a swipe at Chief Justice Roy Moore
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
So what's the response here to Romney? "He can kiss my ass," says 89-year-old
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Guy claims that being a wrestler gave him herpes. Surprisingly, this story doesn't involve Chyna, Sunny, or Missy Hyatt
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Thu March 03, 2016
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Learn how all the candidates stand on animal rights issues. It's not great for the GOP. Bonus pics of Cruz's kids doing the Christie hostage face
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How Theodore Bilbo, a white supremacist politician from Mississippi 70 years ago wrote the political playbook Donald Trump's campaign is following today. And he always seemed like such a nice guy in "The Hobbit"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do not adjust your screen: A photo gallery of MLB stars in their new teams' uniforms. Warning: Cognitive dissonance ahead
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a single mom on a budget, sometimes it only makes sense to let others think you're a lesbian if it saves you $5 on admission into a park. "It's not like we are the lesbian version of Rachel Dolezal"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes it's time for the tiny violins again: Now that she's studying abroad again this little princess misses her lifestyle because of what she's been accustomed to. Yes, billionaire problems
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Wed March 02, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Nostalgic Bulgarian hipsters revive retro Balkan fixie, either by restoring old bicycles or by purchasing new $167 bikes that ape the style. "Miss the supposed stability of the Communist era? Now you can buy its products"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
South Dakota's Gov vetoes a bill that required transgender students to "use the bathroom of their gender at birth" saying it did not "address any pressing issue" the state was facing. Can we put this guy in charge of "voter ID laws " too?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bernie is well past "Tis but a scratch" and "HAVE AT YOU", just zoomed past "Just a flesh wound", and will soon be issuing the customary "Right - I'll do you for that" statement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Melissa Harris-Perry: "Gag order? I don't want no stinkin' gag order"
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Astronaut Scott Kelly has some of his last sunrise photos from space for you as he comes back to Earth from the ISS. Stunning as all his space/Earth photography is
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
NH Union Leader apologizes for endorsing Christie: "Watching him kiss the Donald's ring this weekend.......demonstrated how wrong we were"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff's captain on mission from god which includes hunting "animals" and "heathens" but doesn't include following police rules or being a sheriff's captain any more
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(Patch)
 
 
 
The school bus is late picking up your snowflake. Do you C) barge into school, throw a hissy fit, and resist arrest. Bonus: bring along your crack and pipe
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Mon February 29, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Sam Smith is not the first openly gay Oscar winner. There was Melissa Ethridge in 2007. And Elton John in 1994. And Stephen Sondheim in 1991. And John Gielgud in 1991. And Alan Ball in 2000. And...eh, I'm done here
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why is today February 29th instead of March 0th? In case you missed the explanations four years ago (or 8, or 12...), here's why we have a Leap Year
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Well, everyone knew the rumours, and I saw another priest kissing boys, but it wasn't my fault children were being molested," says Vatican Cardinal
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The 10 worst people you're likely to date in your 20s. Missing from the list: the Drummer
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: First kiss
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Bill Gates just releases super-secret climate science equation that explains how the world can lower carbon dioxide emissions "down to zero." Science points out formula didn't do that when it was discovered 14 years ago
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The US Air Force reveals the B-21 bomber concept, whose first mission will be to destroy $2 trillion of taxpayer money
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Beirut has apparently elected Homer Simpson as Sanitation Commissioner
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Where is Trump most vulnerable? Here are the four crucial issues. Cruz, Rubio are you listening?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator thinks there are not enough lawyers around. That's the joke
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey Farkers. What kind of narcissist are you?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The gloves are off. And the brains are missing
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Mississippi, a state that ratified the 14th Amendment just three years ago, declares April to be "Confederate Heritage Month"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Doctor says increased public awareness of premature ejaculation issues can't come soon enough"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia plans a massive military buildup to counter China over the next 15 years, including 12 new attack submarines, mounting TOW anti-tank missiles on kangaroos, torpedoes on the backs of salties, and bombs filled with spiders and snakes
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Wed February 24, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Warning issued about cancer pills sold online. Turns out they may actually kill your cancer
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