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500 headlines found matching 'Iss'
Tue July 29, 2014
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theory of the day that's just crazy enough to be true: Israel went to war in Gaza to prove how good its Iron Dome anti-missile shield is so it could make a fortune selling it to other countries
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Mon July 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tape of Nixon discussing Panda sex is missing about 18 minutes of the really hardcore stuff
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mississippi Tea Party calls Ann Coulter a liberal hack, collapses into freeper singularity
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(111)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Fortune ranks the World's 50 Greatest Leaders (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For yet another year, you have missed your chance to compete in the Northern Ireland Bog Snorkelling Championship (pics)
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The most piss-poor excuse for a drug bust I've ever heard
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Sun July 27, 2014
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Mexican immigrant with drug-resistant strain of TB goes missing in California. Granted, he's been missing since March, but don't let that get in the way of your terrified outrage
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Sat July 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
55 years ago America launched NS Savannah, Earth's first nuclear-powered ocean liner / merchant ship, with mission of persuading the world that atoms could be used for peace. It didn't work
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(59)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this: MH17 black box findings are consistent with a missile blast
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(99)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Millennials give up jobs, family, and all worldly possessions for: a) missionary work b) socialist ideology c) moving to Denver for legal weed and living in homeless shelter
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Dole says that the party Bob Dole used to represent and the party Bob Dole used to oppose should try to compromise on issues that Bob Dole thinks are important. Bob Dole
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Texas Longhorns football media guide misspells the word "Texas" 200 times. University promises to never again use team members as proofreaders
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Fri July 25, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In the continuing Market Basket saga, 6000 employees and customers show up to protest while the board issues a statement of "STFU and GBTW"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
""My saddest photo yet, From #ISS we can actually see explosions and rockets flying over #Gaza & #Israel"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Acting unilaterally without the explicit approval of Congress, President Obama lawlessly issues Communist edict capping tax for individuals who lack health insurance
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(71)
 
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
Former SFSU accounting professor invites current and former students over to his house for a party; fails to account for blinking red light from camera hidden in a tissue box in bathroom
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Thu July 24, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
When you post a network news report on You Tube, the network will drop a takedown notice to have it removed immediately, but if the network uses one of YOUR videos without permission (or even giving you credit)? Well that's just fine and dandy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
John Walsh: "PTSD caused my plagiarism" Now, to be fair, realizing that it's 2am the day before your thesis defense and you can't even give a decent dissertation without vomiting all over the cute girl in the first row is pretty traumatizing
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(91)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Snowden Ukraine ebay manpad H5N1 wild tunnels lead lined shipping containers NSA TOR Taliban fissile airport onion network Flight 800 AK-47 BIEBER yellow cake silk road
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines: Complain about our service on social media? Kiss your reserved seat good-bye until you delete the complaint
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Wed July 23, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times finds that Andrew Cuomo hobbled his own ethics commission, but at this point he could take bribes from Eliot Spitzer's hookers on the steps of the state capitol while screaming "Jeter sucks" and he'd still be re-elected
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(46)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Star Wars fanatic goes to the dark side, starts charging admission to see his memorabilia
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. officials: Look, we have no "direct link" between Russia and the Russian-built missile fired by Russian-backed rebels in a former Russian-ally, but we're working on it
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(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
"Opening the office blinds is no simple task for BBC staff in Scotland, who are required to call a help desk 307 miles away in England for permission to carry out such a task"
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Tue July 22, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So a forensic expert says falling from 33,000 feet out of an airplane that was just hit by a missile doesn't really hurt that much. Good to know
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Okay everyone, get your globes out and try to follow along: Long-time ice cream man in Dearborn, MI is facing deportation after being accused of killing Irish soldiers, who were on a peacekeeping mission for the UN in Beruit
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(44)
 
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
The mayfly hatch along the Mississippi River was so large it could be seen on radar. I, for one, welcome our new mayfly overlords
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Thanks to the U.S. Sentencing Commission, which unanimously voted to retroactively reduce prison sentences for drug offenders who are currently serving their terms, 46,000 dangerous criminals will be released two years ahead of schedule
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If you are dissatisfied with the amount of ejaculate your partner produces, shooting him in the stomach will not improve the situation
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Sat July 19, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Miss Idaho sparks social media campaign after wearing insulin pump on bikini, reminding people there's another type of Diabetes than the one caused by multiple trips to Golden Corral
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem's children say their dad's body is missing. Stepmother says she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids
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Fri July 18, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
As Colorado's Supreme Court prepares to rule on same-sex marriage, let's visit the first clerk to issue a marriage license to a gay couple...in 1975
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
The only person alive who isn't pissed at Putin today is Putin
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Astronauts on the ISS wish John Glenn a happy birthday as only astronauts can
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi Supreme Court: It's all there. Black and white, clear as crystal. You LOST the runoff. So you get... NOTHING. You lose. GOOD DAY, SIR
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In this month's issue of Al-Q: How to blow up the US Open. Also, 10 ways to please your 72 Virgins and the latest hijab fashions
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The USGS releases map of the most hazardous earthquake zones in the US; sucks to be you, *entire* West Coast, Mississippi and Ohio Rivers confluence states, and....South Carolina?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What's worse for your restaurant: a bad review by a local blogger, or making international news for suing your dissatisfied customers?
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Kiss from a nose that is gray
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Momentum builds for incredibly cheap banking option. Bonus: It makes Darrell Issa look foolish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech realizes that it's dismissed the only player who knows how to beat anyone; reinstates Nigel Bethel II with three-game suspension
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
British police wonder what a nice 76-year-old man would be doing with 40 prohibited weapons in his house, especially the missile
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ever notice the dollar signs missing on restaurant menus? Well, it's intentional for a big rea$on
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(68)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farker has a Kickstarter project that will help you stop missing bonus scenes after the credits in movies. Why fund potato salad when this is so much better
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Henry Kissinger undergoes heart surgery in New York. Apparently he has one
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
37% of Mississippians support secession. 95% of Americans support this idea
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunken Australians hailed as heroes for extinguishing fire in apartment building: "One guy was pissed as shiat, but I'll give him his credit - he got all the fire extinguishers"
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Pilot dropping 3,000 ping pong balls redeemable for prizes misses assembled crowd and instead hits a nearby interstate, thereby qualifying for a paddlin'
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It wasn't really all that long ago when you could find Nazis hanging out in a submarine just south of the mouth of the Mississippi River
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(71)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George W. Bush undergoes surgery to partially replace his left knee. Surgeons said the operation was a success, though why they were wearing flight suits and standing in front of a huge "Mission Accomplished" banner is anyone's guess
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Is it a coincidence that Lois Lerner's former FEC colleague also has emails that are now missing? I think NOT
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Mon July 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia: We have to invade now that a stray, definitely Ukrainian, artillery round magically found its way well inside Russia. Rebels: Mission accomplished
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(42)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Despite what you might have seen online, the President did not issue a letter making today a public holiday
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(54)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Have you ever wanted to own a Bavarian-style castle? Well if you don't mind Missouri and have the money, this 7,000-square-foot estate includes hand-painted ceilings, wood-carved staircases and three fireplaces massive enough to roast a hog
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(NPR)
 
 
 
On July 14th, 2015, NASA's New Horizons craft will arrive at Pluto. And boy, is it gonna be pissed to learn we demoted it
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Sun July 13, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Narcissist [nahr-suh-sist] noun 1. a person who is overly self-involved, and often vain and selfish. 2. a person who derives erotic gratification from admiration of his or her own physical or mental attributes. 3. B-Rawk Obama
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Sat July 12, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over and we can stop lighting candles, praying for and looking for Penelope the pregnant tarantula whose missing posters have been seen in Brooklyn, because the whole thing has been revealed as a prank
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Fri July 11, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Is your breakfast cereal missing that little something extra? How about some ch-ch-ch- chia seeds?
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(9)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
PA governor Corbett strikes a balance with his line item veto by managing to piss off everyone
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, there's an Internet War going on right now between Washington, D.C. bikers and drivers. What have learned from this war? Mainly that they're all douchebags
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(173)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri man successfully demonstrates capabilities of copperhead snake to his son and daughter
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(122)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
TSA: Sure, we missed a loaded gun and a knife on London bound flights, but we found 400 pairs of nail clippers
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(51)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Star Trek's five-year mission to cover what happened between The Motion Picture and Wrath of Khan. Even diehard Trekkies never knew this existed
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(35)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Airplane crashes into American Paint & Body Collision Center in Titusville. Does anyone have Alanis Morissette on speed-dial?
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(39)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gambling approved for US flights. Two hour delay pays 2-1, missed connection pays 20-1 and 40-1 for a two hour tarmac delay. Lost luggage side bets also pay 20-1 and 40-1. Still no payouts for crying babies and seat kickers
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(35)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Dear FIFA, since Qatar will be part of our Islamic Caliphate in 2022 we suggest you select an alternative location for the 2022 World Cup, otherwise we'll blow you up with our SCUD missiles. Love, ISIS
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(49)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mission Impossible 5 gets White Queen for lead role. Wait, I thought Tom Cruise was already starring in those films
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(22)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Road crew misspells sign pointing to local college, presumably to encourage people to get enough of an education to avoid being on the road crew
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(56)
 
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
House panel refuses to submit to SEC subpoenas because it's "vague, confusing, overbroad, unduly burdensome, unlikely to lead to the discovery of admissible evidence, and otherwise improper"
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Tue July 08, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN's 2014 Body Issue is out, featuring a bunch of people you've never heard of, Venus Williams, and...Prince Fielder?
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(25)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
More than 200 people enter contest to write new Swiss national anthem after existing one criticized as being "too solemn" and mocked as "the Swiss weather report" because of its mentions of the Alps, morning skies and misty valleys
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
All hail Peter Venkman, Phil the weatherman, Raleigh St. Clair, Carl Spackler, Steve Zissou, Bob Wiley, and Herman Blume. Let your love for Bill Murray runneth over
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Mon July 07, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
This year's Most Hysterically Bogus Health Statistic Award goes to is Toronto and its board of health, which claims that emissions from auto body shops and dry-cleaning places kill 120 people in city each year and put another 200 in hospital
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(55)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
GOP selling "I Miss W" t-shirts to help aid you in identifying complete idiots at a glance
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(175)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
After criticism that her high speaking fees are taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from suffering colleges, Hillary resolves the issue by donating that money to her own foundation
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(70)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers 4: Explosions and Dinobots is #1 at the box office for the second straight week with $36 million. Melissa McCarthy's Tammy is #2 with $22 million while the remakes of The Exorcist and Batteries Not Included both bombed
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(124)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Protesters waste a warm California summer day protesting outside a Hobby Lobby in Cucamonga, dissuading nobody
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(383)
 
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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(100)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Purposely fouling the environment just to annoy environmentalists? Dude, you have issues. And one is probably your small penis
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(752)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Irish Post)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks issues ultimatum to Dublin City Council, who have refused to approve two of five mammoth concerts at famed Croke Park due to neighbourhood disruption. "It's five shows or none at all"
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pootie-Poot calls Obama to wish America a Happy Birthday. And wonder if they can be, like, friends again, because he really missed the WH cookout with Joe manning the grill and beering him
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(28)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Selfies" officially linked to narcissism and mental illness. Make some popcorn and post this one to your Facebook feed. Watch your millennial relatives try to deny it
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(79)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Turns out that Ben Stein, 69, of Ferris Bueller fame, is really creepy. "My main obsessions in my life are my wife, my dog, my son and his family, my secret GF from Mississippi, and any beautiful girl I meet. I am like a teenager. I get mad crushes"
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(90)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Former Missouri wide receiver Dorial Green-Beckham enrolling at OU for 2015 season and is expected to major in martial arts and hydroponic agriculture
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Poll: Americans are dissatisfied with ...... everything
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(244)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa and House GOP : Dear President Obama: you know all those people who came to the US as children, know no other home and are peaceful productive members of our society? We demand you start deporting them immediately
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(196)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Passionate kissing is "over" for couples once they've been married for three months, beating subby's over/under bet on 'three days'
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(118)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Dave Coulier marries photographer Melissa Bring, who reportedly speaks eloquently and will have his baby
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(61)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, Tuesday was Kick-A-Mets-Fan Day, as it will be every July 1 until 2035
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(13)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Missouri governor vetoes 72-hour abortion wait. 72-hour Missouri hospital ER wait still in effect
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(88)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ruth Bader Ginsburg's dissent in the Hobby Lobby case is put to song
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Thousands of bags go missing for 53 hours on a British Airways flight. Or as United passengers call 53 hours, a brief layover
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That black Mississippi reverend who claimed the Cochran campaign paid him $15 per black voter he delivered for them? Turns out he was paid to say that by the conservative blogger who "broke" the story
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York is on its way to setting a new record for most legislators forced from office by ethics issues in a single term, so naturally the governor has disbanded the state's anti-corruption commission
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(11)
 
(The CW DC)
 
 
 
When did Melissa McCarthy morph into Will Ferrell????
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(59)
 
(My Fox Carolinas)
 
 
 
Missionary group is providing foreign aid to Haitians. They decide to bring: A) Food, B) Medical supplies, C) SEVERAL SUITCASES FULL OF "GENTLY-USED" BRAS
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(54)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robin Williams checks into rehab for issues with drugs, alcohol, excessive body hair
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(91)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. I believe that we will win. The Round of 16 concludes with Messi vs. the Swiss at noon and Team USA battles Belgium at 4pm
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(2589)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Feds investigate Nissan cars for unwanted acceleration. As opposed to their investigation of Chryslers trying to find any acceleration
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(22)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Tea Party Leader: "I don't care what the rule of law says, Chris McDaniel is the Republican nominee for Senate in Mississippi"
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(183)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Leader of Mississippi College Republicans quits, becomes Democrat
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(194)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Israeli military searchers think they have found their missing teenagers
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(172)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Tech freshman cornerback dismissed from team and school for having his biggest hit of the season
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(13)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Original film of The Grassy Knoll during JFK assassination on November 22, 1963 is missing. Second gunman still enjoying his 50-year headstart
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Remember how in the good old days if you wanted to get elected you just needed to shake hands and kiss babies? Now you have to portray yourself as the last line of defense between voters and a militaristic and out-of-control total surveillance state
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Captain Canuck was born in Winnipeg in July 1975. He had super strength, good manners and was forgotten after 14 issues, in 1984
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(24)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Bus passenger dies after altercation with off-duty bus driver. Witnesses say the off-duty bus driver threatened to send the passenger "to the moon," and perhaps even hit him "right in the kisser"
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mississippi Tea Party leader charged with conspiring to photograph Sen. Thad Cochran's wife in her nursing home simultaneously exercises Second and Fifth Amendment rights
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(254)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Scary: Police sniper spotted armed man near Brazilian President during World Cup opening ceremony, requested permission to fire. Dumbass: It was another cop
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(17)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Thanks to Mississippi, African-Americans now know their place: F*cking up the GOP's election hopes
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(71)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger could become US Ambassador to Russia to discuss divorce issue with Putin, says Nikita Khrushchev's great-granddaughter
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(53)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swiss zoo kills healthy bear cub, will stuff and display it to teach children that nature can be cruel and humans can be stupid
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(51)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace informs the father of a missing boy that his son had been found in his basement on the air. His response is epically awkward (with video of what an epically awkward response might look like)
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(204)
 
(Pensito Review)
 
 
 
Contrary to GOP/tea party spin, Pres. Obama has issued fewer than 200 executive orders - Bush, who had a 'Rubberstamp Congress,' issued 291 - here's a list of all EOs going back to 1901
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(165)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man is attacked by a scorpion when he reached for a banana at Wal-Mart. In related news, Klaus Meine is working at Wal-Mart, and apparently he has banana-related anger management issues
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(31)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work...Arizona issues drivers' permits with the wrong photos on them
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(57)
 
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri legislature: Check, we passed a tax cut bill veto it if you have the balls. Governor Nixon: Checkmate, I froze $1.1 billion in spending because we are not going to have enough money because of your tax cuts
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(132)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
From the "it's always in the last place you look" files: Detroit boy missing for over a week found alive in parents' basement
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(70)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US State Department funding bill amendment would rename DC street for prominent jailed Chinese dissident. Guess whose embassy is on that street?
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(66)
 
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
Spiffy: US Marine gets to caddy for Tiger Woods at Quicken Loans Pro-Am. Cool: Tiger lets him take the birdie putt on 17. Fail: He missed the 3-footer. Ooh-rah
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Darrell Issa (R-eality challenged) demands emails from Lois Lerner from before when emails really existed
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(124)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
While lamenting the lack of sausage treats in the studio, Rush Limbaugh calls blacks who voted in the Mississippi Republican primary "Uncle Toms" and says black people should never Republican
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(129)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN Body Issue is back, featuring athletic hardbodies of Michael Phelps, Marshawn Lynch, and...Prince Fielder? (Not safe for work)
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(28)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find missing 3 year old sleeping in his own basement after searching the neighborhood door to door search and only shooting one dog
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(235)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Well scissor me Hoosiers
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(86)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Corvette stolen in Michigan in '81 turns up in Mississippi. In reasonably good condition, too
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(72)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since 2010, Americans have voted out of Congress more people for the high crime of chairing a Congressional committee than for nondescript issues like committing massive criminal and ethical violations
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(20)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Missouri Supreme Court says the risk of being injured by a tossed hot dog is not an inherent risk of watching a baseball game
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(17)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Mississippi, which gets more federal money than any other state, may slaughter its cash cow today
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(114)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
NJ high school employee's job is to offer free and confidential services to students seeking help with drug abuse and other non-academic issues. She gets fired for doing just that
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(71)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will South Carolina burn? Will we get other GOP incumbents booted by a wave of radicals? Will the Cooch help blue-ball some Mississippian Coch? THIS....is your Tuesday Primary/Runoff day. Get ready for some break-ins
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(51)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
German Luftwaffe takes part in a training exercise where they have to intercept a private jet. Fark: They ram it out of the sky. Mission accomplished I guess
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(53)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Right, we're House Windsor, come to take the Iron Throne. Piss off, you lot
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Issa vs. the Greenback Whale. Part 2: Moby Dickishness
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(128)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man stands naked in window 'in hopes of alarming his neighbors.' Mission accomplished, dude
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(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Friends mourn missing 70 year old hiker discovered dead in Mt. Rainier park. "Once she discovered hiking, she never stopped." "Never" might not be the right word
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(58)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Carjackers thwarted by the bane of all teenagers: the dreaded manual transmission
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(226)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why work-life balance is an 'everyone issue' - Or, why the asshat who answers emails at 3am on Sunday is ruining it for everyone else
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(196)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
♪ Missile hits a mocking bird ♪
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even Hillary was pissed about the Benghazi lie
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(131)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Blonde? Check. Hot? Check. Smart? Check. Heiress to Swedish investment empire? Check. Single? Oh well, her loss. She'll never know what she's missing
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(16)
 
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
While the tech world fixated on Amazon's new phone this week, it missed the debut of a waterproof Kindle: "Until now, most waterproof books were children's books or erotica, so I'll go ahead and call this a 'gamechanger'"
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(19)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Mississippi has become the federal government's Fort Knox of marijuana and it is held under security just as tight as gold: "It is a bizarre situation. The DEA is acting like this is 1935 and cannabis is this extremely dangerous substance"
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(163)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
FCC issues highest fine in their history against Chinese firm for selling signal-jammers. Apparently the devices work by switching the phone's service over to AT&T
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(21)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Williams break through after taking the front row? Will Mercedes solve the mechanical issues that are stopping absolute domination? This is your F1 Austrian Grand Prix Discussion thread. Race coverage starts at 7:30am EDT on NBCSN
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(131)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
"The Army is planning to launch a pair of blimps over Maryland this fall to watch the Eastern Seaboard for incoming cruise missiles." Wait, What?
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(46)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Driver on Virginia toll road learns that it's not only Taco Bells that have issues with $2 bills
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(65)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Put away your #2 pencil. Hampshire College becomes the first school to ban the SAT/ACT from their admissions process
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(80)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House issues plan to reverse bee decline. Republicans to complain about the Drone-in-Chief
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(91)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Court orders mandatory water breaks for World Cup players. Fans can grab a drink whenever they like, because it's not like they're going to miss any action
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(16)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Final sex abuse lawsuit against Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash has been dismissed. Mr. Clash is now looking forward to getting back to work, jamming his fist up someone again
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(60)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is finally over after a Illinois man finds his 13 missing cattle... in his neighbor's yard after someone left a gate open. In other news, 13 cattle are worth $25,000
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(42)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Performance artist and/or crazy person Victoria Jackson releases her second campaign video in her quest to become a county commissioner for Williamson County, TN and, well, it's exactly as crazy as you'd expect
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(58)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mission Creep: President Obama got you smiling and nodding in agreement when he said only U.S. Military Advisers were heading to Iraq? Pssst, dirty secret, U.S. Military Advisers have been fighting for years
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(95)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama has issued the fewest executive orders of any President since Grover Cleveland in the 1890s. Obviously, this means he can't even be a lawless, power mad dictatorial usurper correctly
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(90)
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
Can Costa Rica pull a second upset? Do the Swiss have enough magic left in them to beat France? Will we be burnt out by the time Ecuador and Honduras take the pitch? It's Day 9 of the 2014 World Cup
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(1205)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The worst mistakes people make while dating includes sending too many kisses in a text, talking on the phone during dinner or a movie and thinking that this time dating is going to turn out better than the last dozen miserable failures
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(203)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If you miss your exit, don't drive the wrong way down an on ramp. If you do, don't come back and chew out the news cameraman for catching you. If you do, don't take off your face-covering helmet
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(31)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Model Chrissy Teigen shows us why John Legend keeps writing songs about her
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(19)
 
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
It's okay to reserve your table at a McDonald's as you step away for a moment by dropping a napkin onto it. But don't you dare put down a packet of tissues, a surgical mask, stethoscopes, or berets
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Signs you are dehydrated. "You are out of beer" surprisingly missing (dry slideshow)
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(42)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
England fan gets super creepy with haircut of captain Steven Gerrard. Only thing missing is some dangling football earrings
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(5)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Why video games are meant to be played at your house with friends and not online with strangers. For you hardcore gamers, 'friends' are complicated NPCs with whom you can interact over long periods of time, engaging in barter and missions
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(106)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada is still pissed-off at Iran, and of all the countries you don't want pissed-off at you, it's Canada
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(41)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Best Korea develops cruise missile, which experts say could pose a significant threat to large patches of the ocean
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Among first states to fully embrace Obamacare, Washington residents reaping the benefits, though getting people to pay is an issue, the website is glitchy, access to care isn't great and money is running out. But good stuff otherwise
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(68)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Low-budget carrier Ryanair launches more family friendly image with discounts to families travelling with children as its CEO vows to "stop unnecessarily pissing people off"
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(27)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"A topless model who assaulted two police officers has escaped jail after missing her probation meetings so she could get a boob job" (SFW pics)
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(125)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Miss USA cannot name the capital of her home state Nevada and like such as
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(142)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
Obama is notifying Congress that U.S. military personnel could deploy to Iraq, mission accomplished rally to be held next week
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(255)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: "Miss me yet?"
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(174)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
United Nations Human Rights Commission calls on all homosexual soccer players to come out of the closet and declare their sexuality in the only possible way soccer could get any more gay
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(18)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Burger King Philippines unveils Four-Cheese Whopper. Cheeses include American, Swiss, mozzarella, and "special cheese sauce" which I'm pretty sure isn't a cheese, but what do you expect for 199 pesos?
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(11)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Why are glasses so expensive? And how is that Laissez Faire thing working out for you?
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(104)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
No matter how rich you are or how good your intentions, you can't try to improve Detroit by trucking in your own goats to eat up all the unwanted vegetation without the city's permission
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(54)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Lawyer explains to judge that she missed a court date because opposing counsel illegally placed a microchip in her brain "in the area of my left ear"
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(50)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
News: Search for missing kayaker called off. Good news: Because they found him, alive and well. Fark: At home, oblivious to the search
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
JetBlue denies a 3-year old child permission to use the restroom while the plane is stuck on the tarmac, and nature takes its course, anyway
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(159)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"...schools have tried to avoid the ambiguity by mandating that students get explicit verbal permission before making any sexual advance...The only way around the rule is if students have a prior verbal agreement to use a pre-arranged hand signal"
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(198)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
The FCC commissioner that is trying to destroy net neutrality is upset that he's being blamed for destroying net neutrality
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(92)
 
(The Score (Ireland))
 
 
 
"Golfers miss US Open cut after hitting each other's balls." Ouch
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(20)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Own a 2010-2014 Camaro? GM would like you to know it has an ignition issue, it happens to be the same issue of the other GM ignition system, however, it is in no way related to the earlier issue, but they recalling it because safety 1st
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(22)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Supreme Courts Justices' jobs found to only contain 2% work and 98% refusing to rule on relevant, important issues
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(57)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix to reboot The Magic School Bus for modern audiences. No word on whether Miss Frizzle will be having a relationship with one of her students
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(45)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when the Coast Guard clear cuts some trees on your property without your permission to maintain a navigational beacon that has been in place since World War II but went out of service in 2009?
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't know what to get your dad for Father's Day? Why not take him to a strip club and show him what he's been missing out on because he ruined his life by having you?
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Atlanta Falcons star linebacker Sean Weatherspoon goes on a jog with medical staff. Will now miss the entire 2014 season
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Nissan concept car photos leaked and "it looks like a truly sinister thing. It reminds us of the 1960s George Barris-designed Batmobile. But that's just us"
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tired of letting GM and Ford steal the spotlight, Toyota issues its seventh recall in six months, including a repeat of a recall last year
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(23)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Over the past decade Morrissey has canceled 96 concerts. Finally, there's a petition to make sure it won't happen again
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(54)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sgt Bowe Bergdahl, who was first a missing American hero, then AWOL, then a peaceful man trying help Afghans who got caught, then a traitorous deserter Muslim, is now a Randian objectivist who was mentally unfit to serve in the first place
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(198)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm totally cool with my husband farking other women whenever he goes to Vegas, but the last time he was there he hooked up with my half-sister, do I have a right to be pissed?
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(180)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Its not everyday you see a ballistic missile fuel tank floating through your yard, but this being Russia why would one be skeptical
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(21)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So there is a Game 3. I guess the Spurs and Heat are playing. Here's my lame attempt at a thread because even though the series is great, this submission is lazy (9pm EDT)
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(322)
 
(MMA Frenzy)
 
 
 
Sonnen is out of UFC 175 due to drug test issues, after Wanderlei is out due to drug test issues. UFC drug test single-card single-fight trifecta in play; Vitor Belfort, please pick up the white courtesy phone
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Top ten vegetarian and vegan blogs, as measured by ease of avoidance when compared to getting stuck at Morrissey concert
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(47)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren on a mission to put higher education even more out of reach for normal folk while at the same time draining the federal treasury
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(168)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tesla tries to make its cars more appealing to British market, presumably by adopting traditional British car features like electric systems that short out in a heavy dew, biodegradable bodies and transmissions that just fall off the car on highways
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(41)
 
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Lowered Nissan with bodykit + curb = Aw sh*t moment
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(44)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
While performing surgery for an ulcer, doctors accidentally leave scissors in patient's stomach. He suffers shear agony for nine years
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(25)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Can Stubby McRoadkill survive long enough to tell Jack something useful? How many missiles will Catelyn Stark waste to protect her plans? Will the British get in Jack's way again? This is your 24: Live Another Day discussion thread on Fox at 9pm
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(232)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mississippi sportswriter gets fired after going nuclear in six-minute rant on how much Lafayette, Louisiana sucks. Those in rusty tin shacks shouldn't throw stones, y'all
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(18)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawyer wants the national media to quit covering his state like the third-world sister-farking Jesus-freak snake-handling Republican-base fat-ass Wal-mart Ole-Miss-douchebag NASCAR trailer-park Ku Klux Klan disaster magnet it is
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(101)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Missing woman found in Walmart parking lot. Still hasn't found her car
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(11)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
The rise of a new McCarthyism, this time imposing penalties for dissent from progressive orthodoxy rather than tolerating debate on a broad range of issues
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(185)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You want haunting images? I'll give you haunting images. Here's an abandoned amusement park on a foggy day. The only thing missing are four meddlesome teenagers and their great dane
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(88)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Miss Nevada Nia Sanchez crowned as 63rd Miss USA, and yes, she is like, totally hot
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(93)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Capitalism can bring the price down, making it less expensive to purchase a finished product. Oh, and Missouri isn't #1 in meth production. THANKS MEXICO
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM issues recall notices for 106,000 more vehicles, as they traditionally do on days ending with "Y"
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(18)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And the Great GOP Minority Outreach Effort continues: Michigan GOP lawmakers try to show women that they really do understand them and their issues-by posing for a Twitter picture where they pretend to be reading fashion magazines
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(56)
 
(AEI Ideas)
 
 
 
Liberal economist: The economy is back and doing nicely. Free market economist: What about those 7 million missing workers? Cue the banjo music, it's dueling charts
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(62)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Donald dismisses complaints about his giant new "TRUMP" sign in downtown Chicago. "As time passes, it'll be like the Hollywood sign"
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(63)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi sheriff would like you to know that it's completely legal to be "locked in" a courthouse with a bunch of uncounted votes when you happen to work for one of the campaigns
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(92)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Active shooter alert issued for Naval Medical Center Portsmouth. UPDATE: Not a shooter, but there wasn't an Active Stabber alert code
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(494)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Interesting: the Issue of Homosexuals divides the TX GOP platform committee. Sad: between those who want to say it "tears the fabric of Society apart" and offends God, and those who merely want to endorse therapy to help them "escape" their lifestyle
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(75)
 
(Yellowhammer News)
 
 
 
What do you think of when you hear Alabama and Mississippi? Rednecks and bubbas? College football domination? Chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee and the Senate Banking Committee? Wait, what?
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(18)
 
(Bellingham Herald)
 
 
 
'Naked bike riders' to wear clothes, in todays 'Missing the Point'
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(30)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The only thing that could make this story absolutely perfect for the cable news nets were if Bergdahl were to be on a plane that went missing while on a flight to Benghazi
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(190)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, an adequate explanation of why conservatives are so stupid when it comes to reproductive or gender-based issues: They only have a kindergartner's understanding of sex
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(398)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Protip: If you live with someone, you might want to regularly check their browser history. If you see searches for "Human anatomy," "Human dissection," and "airline schedules," that is a big old red flag, and you should GTFO
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(29)
 
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter what the bet is. If the risk of losing means you have to kiss your co-star's penis, you just don't make that bet
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(34)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
White House issues apology over POW swap. President Obama: "I had no idea how butthurt you guys would get over this, GOSH"
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(432)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
One of the finalists for the one-way Mission to Mars contest is a comedian who really wants to go to Mars but her entire video application is a joke. "I wear my helmet everywhere I go and I expect to wear that helmet in space"
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey girl, how you been? I just broke out of my cell and was gonna go make a phone call but i got a better idea. You're looking good, girl. How about you come back to my cell, drink some toilet wine and i show you how much I've missed seeing you"
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian jet flew within 100 feet of the nose of a U.S. Air Force reconnaissance plane. Maverick unimpressed (autoroll video in link)
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(81)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The dickbag Sandy Hook sign-stealing truther has been caught. Surprise: He has documented mental issues
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(125)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"When it comes to certain issues, Democrats, too, conveniently ignore science or promote agendas that contradict the scientific consensus"
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(467)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If the Tea Party wins the primary in Mississippi, could that spur the Democrats to win the senate seat? In related news, if I eat bacon from a pig that just flew out my butt, will I find the leprechaun's gold too?
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(50)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Here's a team-up no one ever expected to see: Morrissey and Pamela Anderson
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man giving a ride to a couple of elderly cancer patients in NYC discovers that one will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the Taxi & Limousine Commission
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(41)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(CBS 3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Police slobbered with kisses after rescuing woman's dog from under the car. The dog was happy, too
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(20)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's appearance of Jesus is brought to you by a rusty air conditioner in a Mississippi junk yard
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(37)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
EPA says that Wisconsin must cut carbon emissions 34 percent from beer making, but Miller Lite is exempt
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(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS issues a sarcastic ruling, stating that the Justice Department cannot prosecute a "two-bit local assault" under the terms of a chemical weapons treaty
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(133)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Discovery Channel's "Alaskan Bush People" follows the life of a family living in remote Alaska. And by 'remote' we mean there's a pizza parlor down the road and the next door neighbor got really pissed at the production helicopter
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(66)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Landing plane misses sunbather by inches. Our hero doesn't flinch
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(24)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
EPA plan for power plant emissions means Obama is making good on a campaign pledge. Unfortunately, it's the one where he said "electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket"
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(105)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Debate stirs over US/Taliban swap" Democrats praise finally getting all our boys home. Republicans pissed that we negotiated with terrorists and then there's this one chin-weepy CIA analyst who thinks he's really a sleeper cell to kill Biden
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(64)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cool: Phillies RF Marlon Byrd breaks his bat swinging on the second pitch. Amusing: He missed the damn ball
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(22)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Irishman Sheamus or Swiss Cesaro represent the US as its champion? Can John Cena once again rise above and stand last? Are the midgets going to deliver the most interesting match once again at WWE Payback, 8 PM on PPV and WWE Network?
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(1405)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sorry guys, but Melissa Etheridge is now off the market
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(46)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 40th birthday to Alanis Morissette
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(48)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Toonzone)
 
 
 
Multi-decade tradition of Saturday morning cartoons on broadcast TV is finally dead, as The CW cancels its cartoon block in favor of live-action E/I programming that discusses teens' issues
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Darrel Issa tells John Kerry he can't testify before Issa's committee, immediately follows with telling FoxNews that Kerry is trying to avoid testifying before Congress
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(124)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Free Marijuana? Just for voting on the issue of legalizing weed? It's more likely than you think
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(29)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hawks-Kings Game 6 from LA, If you missed the last one you should make time for this game, and if you can, check out the CBC feed for what could be Bob Cole's last call. "Everything is happening" at 9 eastern "OH BABY... Oh baby for sure"
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(660)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The only thing missing from the launch of this multimillion dollar 90' yacht was a chorus of tiny violins
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(74)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: Don't get all pissy with us about sexual abuse. Why back in my day, my family sexually abused each other with the onions on our belts...which was the style at the time
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(228)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the strange Swiss cheese pervert to the crazy cow manure pervert: The world's weirdest criminals
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(5)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If your high school yearbook is filled with so many spelling errors and typos that your principal might have to reissue a digital version, it's pretty much a given that you live in Fark's favorite state
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(42)
 
(Car Connection)
 
 
 
GM, Toyota and Ford recall cars to replace things like ignition switches, wiring harnesses or floor mats. Nissan gives you "Innovation that Excites" by recalling cars to replace the whole car
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(54)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
When intelligence has all but left Republicans, we have but one savior to fight back the tsunami of Derp. When the Benghazi-signal goes up, we have one man to put Issa in his place. Behold: Common Sense Man
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(64)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man brings short sword to rob convenience store. 89 year old female store owner has scissors and a golf club. There can be only one
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(38)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: lawsuit filed against Instagram and What's App for violating users' privacy. News: Judge issues a subpoena compelling Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg to personally appear and testify. Fark: in Iran
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(28)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
"A new paper published in the May 25 issue of the journal Nature Methods documents the use of what is best described as a mind alteration device, known as FlyMAD or Fly Mind Altering Device, to make flies sing and moonwalk"
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(8)
 
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
After a week of searching, involving four different local law enforcement agencies, the FBI and about 1,000 volunteers, police finally locate missing Cincinnati student. 15 feet from his home. That is some fine police work
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(82)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
News: Three missing in Colorado mudslide. Holy fark: Mudslide estimated to be three miles long and up to 250 feet deep
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(64)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best friends Mr G, the goat, and Jellybean, a donkey, separated after officers seize animals from squalid home, take them to separate animal sanctuaries. Mr G get depressed, stops eating, missing his friend, Jellybean. Then, something amazing happens
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Missing kayaker loved the water. Perhaps a little too much
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let Foo Foo eat cake. (Possibly not safe for work, if your work doesn't like a topless, pixelated Thai princess kissing a poodle while listening to George Michael)
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(33)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Violin offender arrested for missing G string
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(18)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Morrissey manages to piss off all of his fans in the Midwest after cutting his show in Nebraska short because he misunderstood a fan's comment
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(43)
 
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Blog that imagined insufferably pretentious hipster pop-up restaurant and "reviewed" it decides to go all the way, hires actual chefs to design its dishes and actual servers to serve them, sells tickets at $150 for one night of farm-to-finger bliss
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(9)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
TFer pursues dream of producing on Broadway, pissing off middle school English teacher. DIT
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(7)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Professor's phony degree spelled trouble: For starters, "Board" is misspelled "Baord"
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(33)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Appropriate communications between sheriff and comptroller: A) How's the 2nd quarter budget review coming? B) I want the payroll numbers stat, C) I think often about touching kissing and licking every inch of your amazing body. BONUS - Nude selfie
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(44)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
"For all of you unfortunate souls out there who have ever gotten your penis stuck in a PVC pipe, this is one scientific paper you don't want to miss. These doctors have come up with a simple solution to this everyday problem." Everyday?
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(37)
 
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
The world's best job? Panda cuddler. You have until July 15 to apply and job description notes, "Your work has only one mission, spending 365 days with the pandas and sharing in their joys and sorrows"
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Broncos defensive back T.J. Ward in the early running for NFL Walter Payton Man of the Ye ... BWHAHAHAHA, WHO AM I KIDDING? He gets into a fight in a strip club and the cops issue a warrant for his arrest
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(24)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa (R-eally?) says newly released White House e-mails include damning email evidence. The evidence? That the White House contacted Youtube about the video that the White House thought had started the protests. Seriously
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(206)
 
(RealClear)
 
 
 
15-year girl who went missing 10 years ago is found alive after escaping from her captor who apparently held her as a sex slave for the last 10 years. Awkward Thanksgiving Alert: Her captor was her mom's former boyfriend
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(124)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sick worker at Red Robin in Missouri has exposed thousands to Hepatitis A
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(145)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The classic Marvel series Super-Villain Team-Up brought us many great pairings over the years: Doom and Magneto, Doom and the Red Skull, Doom and... Kissinger?
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(53)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Far-right French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen says France's immigration issues could be solved "in three months" by an Ebola epidemic in Africa
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(80)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Survey finds that women whose partner suffers from premature ejaculation develop psychological issues from never having orgasms. Huh. In related news, women can have orgasms now
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The biggest issue in European politics right now is not trade, immigration or the currency crisis. It's whether former Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi called German Chancellor Angela Merkel an "unf*ckable lard-arse". Even though she is
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(40)
 
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Leduc RCMP looking for missing family member with reputation as something of an ass
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(13)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
#OMIGAWD #youwantmetoactuallywork #THISSUCKS #mybossissuchaloser #LIKETOTALLY #iquit #KTHXBYE
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(65)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Benghazi is not an outrage. The IRS snafu is not an outrage. Health Care Reform is not an outrage. But the VA scandal? Yeah...that's pissed a lot of people off and is definitely into outrage territory
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(182)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Former CTA train operator who dozed off while driving and crashed into an escalator at O'Hare two months ago fell asleep on the job a year ago but only missed a stop or two instead of causing millions in damages
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(66)
 
(Forget Sleep)
 
 
 
21 of the most horrifying torture devices ever made. Sickness to the left, what the list missed to the right
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(32)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Street Fighter Red Tape finally tackles the important issue: Is Blanka a baby-eating monster?
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(31)
 
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Morrissey streams new song "Istanbul." Not Constantinople
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe it would just be easier to list the cars GM hasn't issued a recall for
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not-so-Super Tuesday Wonks nationwide are on the edge of their seats awaiting the results for auditor, comptroller, and state land commissioner
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Pope Francis receives hundreds of letters every day-but a recent one, signed by 26 women who would like his permission to have sex with their priest boyfriends, was undoubtedly not like most of the others"
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(65)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Russia: "We will abandon the ISS in 2020." News media: "Oh noes, this is horrible." Common sense: "Um...chill, folks. That was the agreement all along"
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(23)
 
(Live4ever)
 
 
 
'Dubstep killed guitar music - but it's coming back.' In related news, bands whose guitarists have only mastered two chords in eight years and who couldn't make eye contact with a crowd if their lives depended on it are also expecting a renaissance
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(146)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
It was inevitable: PETA and Morrissey team up to make a video about a chicken that escapes a nugget farm and reunites with its mother
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(20)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse fined $2.5B and all the hot cocoa for helping rich Americans set up offshore bank accounts to dodge taxes
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(29)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, the CIA director issued a memo in 2013 indicating the agency will stop using fake vaccination campaigns to gather intelligence. Similarly, they will no longer seek to obtain or exploit DNA acquired through such programs. Wait, what?
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(94)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
NH police commissioner who called Obama the n-word resigns, prepares for 2016 run
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(77)
 
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Macklemore's totally not a Jewish stereotype costume totally didn't not piss off Jews
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign, 1996: "Bob Dole too old and feeble to be president." Clinton campaign, 2016: "How dare you make Hillary's age and health a campaign issue"
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(212)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Newspaper: noun ~ a printed publication (usually issued daily or weekly) consisting of folded unstapled sheets and containing news, feature articles, advertisements, and correspondence, but that's not important right now
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(19)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Emperor responsible for downing of Flight MH370 during Thai Fighter training mission
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(66)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
For 25 years this cave digger has been carving through New Mexico's sandstone. Still keeps missing left turn at Albuquerque
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(50)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Early episode of Japanese kiddie TV show "Zyuranger," best known as source for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers stock footage. Admire eye-rolling special effects, robot T-Rex, and space shuttle missile
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(7)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The world is full of crashing bores. Especially ones who make fake Twitter accounts and pretend to be Morrissey
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(19)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Welcome back, fun guy. Swiss researcher says he's one study away from proving magic mushrooms can treat depression
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(87)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Connecticut governor takes a stand on a very important issue: the banning of chocolate milk from schools
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(50)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor Nixon pays National Governors Association dues with money intended for foster care and other children's services. Should I not have done that?
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(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I guess I'll be the first to say it. I am glad to see Amanda Bynes looking healthy and happy again. We've missed you Amanda, welcome back
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(67)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Woman has her wheelchair stolen, then brought back but with missing screws, a unattached seat and a battery that was tampered with. Gets a surprise when she is given a brand new wheelchair for free. Why is it so dusty in here?
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(32)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't drive your camouflaged minivan with 'missiles' on top near the airport
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(41)
 
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
Condoleezza Rice dismisses rumors that she's interested in buying the Clippers. Because hey man, sports and politics don't mix. Nope. Not at all. Never. Not Ever
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(19)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Morning talk show host walks off the set after a Michael Sam discussion. Kiss your ass goodbye
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(65)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Elected police commissioner says President Obama meets or exceeds the criteria for an attractive and successful African American
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(112)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Morrissey's first Tweet gets him 170,000 Twitter followers
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(22)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Worried about carbon emissions but the Prius is too wimpy? How about a BMW that gets 112 mpg while putting out a minimum of 357hp?
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Joran van der Sloot taking a stab at marriage; says he's found the woman that's been missing all his life. Tag is for the bride to be
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(90)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gay marriage is legal in Arkansas. But clerks will be fined for issuing licenses
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(87)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Top 10 classic Rove bloopers include admissions that Akin and O'Donnell might not be the greatest candidates and Republican math; that whole Iraq thing didn't quite make the cut
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(33)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Flappy Bird creator realizes that he misses getting $50k/day in revenues
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(56)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Washington Post Editor: being tolerant means agreeing with the liberal position on an issue and everyone else is a bigot, and opinions and reality be damned
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(100)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NCAA grants permission to Boise State to help out homeless football recruit. Yes, there are rules about helping out the homeless
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(14)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Marijuana is not a boon for Florida agriculture," says Florida's Agriculture Commissioner. "There won't be fields of it growing in the state or pot shops on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are"
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(85)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Millennials aren't actually as narcissistic as everyone thought. Somebody give them a trophy
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(87)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
A Missouri reporter picked up a pile of human poop on TV with her bare hands
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(159)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Family Association offended that Mississippi businesses aren't offended by what offends American Family Association
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(129)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Federal contractor in Missouri gets paid $1.2 billion for its employees to do nothing except blindly hurl b-b-b-b-b-b-buts around in a Fark politics thread
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(85)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Transformer explodes in Turkish coal mine killing 151, over 200 still missing. Authorities say there may be more than meets the eye
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(27)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marshall Henderson is boycotting Sports Center due to Michael Sam's gay kissing spectacle. May still have chance at basketball career if Sterling retains ownership of the Clippers
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(55)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg's $100 million gift elevates Newark's failing schools to a model of educational excellence. Just kidding, they pissed all the money away
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(149)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
If there's one thing experts are here for, it's to tell you not to piss on a sting from a giant jellyfish
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(22)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Now that Marco's thinking of running for President, he doesn't believe in climate change," said Texas Governor Rick Perry. "To those of us with long track records of ignorance on this issue, he seems a little late to the rodeo"
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(56)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Legendary DJ Casey Kasem missing
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(173)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For those who missed last night's Game of Thrones, here's Tyrion's speech at the end of the episode. Also known as an "the clip they'll be playing at the Emmy's next year"
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(116)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Swing and a miss, strike one. Swing and a miss, strike two. Difficulty: Pro golf
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(29)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Mexico deputizes and arms thousands of vigilantes to fight drug cartels in rural areas of the country, says only problem now is dealing with the vigilantes who are killing other vigilantes with their new government-issued weapons (pics)
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 21-year-old molecular biology student experiments with beauty competitions, wins coveted title of Miss Wales: "My first love is genetics and the theory behind it. I'm hoping to go into medical research someday" (w/pics)
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Johnson offers up Swallow, judge issues gag order. Sometimes the headlines write themselves
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Sat May 10, 2014
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
This just in: Kissing your chickens may make you sick and leave a fowl taste in your mouth
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(36)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Vigilantes, pissed off at public urinators in Mumbai, are now patrolling the streets with a giant water cannon
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Boston DOT encourages drivers changing lanes to "Use Yah Blinkah", are considering adding that using one's blinkah is a "wicked pissah"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
These new skyscraper tilting windows are designed to freak you out. Mission accomplished
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Say what you want about the WWE, but they gave a terminally ill 8-year-old boy a night to remember before he died. You'll need more than one box of tissues for this one
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon hits power line and erupts into fireball. No wreckage has been found and 3 people aboard are missing. CNN starts 24/7 coverage, and wonders if a black hole swallowed the doomed balloon
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man who committed murder-suicide had multiple aliases, multiple wives, multiple issues
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Net Neutrality may not be totally dead yet as a FCC commissioners, Democrat and Republican appear to be revolting against the Commissioner's plan to allow paid "internet fast lanes"
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(28)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Walmart customer stabs employee with scissors because she disliked her 'vibe'
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(38)
 
(Something Else Reviews)
 
 
 
For Hall and Oates, this piss is on their list
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Anyone looking for a missing coffin full of nunchucks, a crossbow and 44 other weapons can find it at the Volusia County Sheriff's Office
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(29)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If a gun shop leaves a homeless man unattended and finds a rifle missing with $200 left on the counter, tells the police it was stolen but tells the bank it was a sale, who gets sued when the homeless man shoots a random stranger? Show your work
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
New White House rules issued by Obama administration makes even mentioning Edward Snowden's name a punishable offence
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The new Brimstone missile is so accurate it can be configured in a warhead-free mode to bring freedom to the driver of a vehicle and leave the passengers untouched
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man's decapitated body found, wife missing. Police seek both heads of the household
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