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381 headlines found matching 'Iss'
Tue March 31, 2015
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Judge gets pissed off when attorney refuses to waive speedy trial for his client. "If you want to fight, let's go out back and I'll just whoop your ass" Attorney: Challenge accepted. Judge: Punch. Attorney: How ya like assault charges?
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(26)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Fresh off of Bountygate, the NFL is looking into another Belicheck camera issue
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(20)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Former spokesman for Missouri Auditor Tom Schweich follows his boss's footsteps in the worst possible way
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(95)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
7.5 earthquake off coast of Papua New Guinea, tsunami warning issued
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(40)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's most famous drum break was recorded in 1969 for song you've never heard by band you barely remember, and surviving members are pissed they don't get royalties from samplers who reused it in 1,500 songs
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A five year old boy went missing / His parents were having a fit / But Friday brought a sad ending / He was found in a big tank of ... shaving cream, be nice and clean, shave every day and you'll always look keen
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(189)
 
(Big America News)
 
 
 
Obama orders homosexual chemtrail missions in Indiana due to religious freedom bill. You heard it here first. Spread the word before the black helicopters come take you away
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prisoner obtains mobile phone in jail, uses it to set up fake web domain to issue fake bail instructions and then escape. I mean, how often do you look at a man's bail instructions?
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(37)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(LAist)
 
 
 
Bay Area woman who was reported kidnapped, then ruled a hoax, is now missing again
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(68)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Cubs would-be ace Edwin Jackson missed spring training start because Google Maps didn't update their spring training stadium metadata, directed him to wrong stadium. After arriving, he surrendered 8 runs in 1.2 relief innings
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(29)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Missouri rep. introduces No Fish For Poors bill, to make sure food stamp users don't eat everybody else's fish
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(229)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
2,000 year old bronze mask of an ancient pagan god unearthed in Israel as archeologists casually dismiss the eerie noises, ominous background music and blood dripping from the moon
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL will make his "I'm running for President" announcement in front of an aircraft carrier. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monsanto to the IARC: We want a retraction on your study that says our product causes cancer. IARC: But it's true. Monsanto: Maybe you didn't hear us: ISSUE A RETRACTION
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(64)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
The head of the Missouri GOP thinks it's important you know that by last November he had started pretending he was no longer a bigot
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(54)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Newly crowned Miss Universe Japan criticized for "not being Japanese enough"
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(242)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The teaser trailer for the next MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE movie has dropped and Tom Cruise is not ... farking ... around
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(46)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Planning to drive on Parisian roads on Monday? If you have an even-numbered license plate - laissez votre voiture dans le garage
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(52)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hello, this is dog, did you miss me cat?
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(22)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archie Comics announces new line of horror books. As if Mr. Weatherbee's and Miss Grundy's love affair wasn't scary enough
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(14)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korean envoy warns, "We can launch nuclear missiles any time," adding, "Oh, sure, they probably won't make it much beyond the shoreline, but that's really not my point"
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(107)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
New mobile game lets you explore Starship Enterprise and meet Captain Jean-Luc Picard "on a mission to protect baby Stewie Griffin, whose future self will create technology that threatens the Borgs' existence"
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(22)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Konami has pissed off one of the biggest names in game development
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Loneliness may be the next big public health issue. Hello Kitty pillow makers brace themselves for increased demand
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(90)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Skipper jailed over diver's death. Professor wanted as accessory after coconut glue on bamboo air pipes dissolves
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(40)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
What to wear when playing profession basketball in Iraq? Former Ole Miss star Marshall Henderson makes an interesting choice, a bold USA T-shirt which read: Back to Back World War Champs. Keep being you Marshall
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists believe fracking has reawakened dormant 300 million-year-old fault lines that crisscross Oklahoma and could trigger a string of devastating earthquakes. Everybody pan.. oh wait it's Oklahoma
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(165)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Springfield, IL is now completely infested with Cobras. If only there were a daring, highly-trained special mission force that could help them with this problem
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(43)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Are you sick of plastic shamrocks, gimmicky green beer and the pasty Irish farting corned beef and cabbage? Come to the West Coast, as Los Angeles hardly has a St. Patrick's Day scene. (Cinco de Mayo makes up for the missing booze and farts quota)
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cleaning ladies win lottery jackpot, all go back to work, miss whole point of 'winning the lottery'
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Missouri Lt. Governor: The DOJ and Eric Holder are the real racists for pointing out our racism
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(142)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two traffic judges dismissed 24,000 pending red-light camera ticket cases Monday, ruling that the program violates the law, putting an end to millions of dollars in easy revenue for the state
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the release of 'Jagged Little Pill,' Alanis Morissette gets inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame
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(105)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
EPA debunks the issue of chemtrails. That ought to take care of it. Let us speak no more of the matter
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(200)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Clinton issues a clarification of earlier statements on her e-mail and now says "every" relevant e-mail on her server was all turned over to the State Dept-"relevant" as determined by aides working for and personally loyal to her, of course
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(370)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
French train guard shouts down kissing lesbian couple, yells that their farewell embrace "cannot be tolerated," presumably after they failed to invite him to join in
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(85)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
How to piss off everyone on a plane in five seconds
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(20)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Jesus never told anyone to create a diversity commission"
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(107)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guy takes a terrible half court shot for a million dollars at ACC tournament. Video goes viral. Here's the story of why it was such a bad shot, and why the guy doesn't care that he missed or that the internet is laughing at him
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(28)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Tool finally settle legal issues, get to work on their first album in 9 years. Finally tag, anyone?
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(81)
 
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Bill Watterson talks about his thought process behind Calvin & Hobbes. "Really, I was writing to amuse Melissa (my wife) and myself. That's as far as I understand"
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(51)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey is selling a t-shirt featuring himself standing nude next to the Queen, though it seems Morrissey's dangly parts may have been Photoshopped [probably not safe for work]
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(25)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canada rocked to its core over unfolding scandal involving Canadian High Commission, a historian and a dinner invitation someone never got. No, among Canadians this is HUGE, like when Justin Bieber lost for best album that one year huge
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(40)
 
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Researchers make gargantuan leap in wireless energy transmission, sending 1.8 kW of power via microwaves over 170 feet. No migratory birds were harmed in this process
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(49)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"Massive bodies like higgs bosons, W and Z bosons can be identified and discriminated from backgrounds, and the theoretical issues connected with the topology of QCD radiation in boosted coloured objects are certainly of general interest"
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin is on a secret mission for "the KBG," or maybe just on a bender (w/ VIDEO evidence)
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(34)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NASA running out of plutonium for future space missions
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has gone missing, just like most of his opponents over the years
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(135)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Republican Chairman John Hancock wishes everyone would just "move on" and stop thinking about how rumors he spread about a fellow GOP member Tom Schweich may have led to Mr. Schweich's suicide
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(75)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FDA issues a warning for the anti-smoking drug Chantix. The dangers of smoking and quitting smoking are now dead even
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(218)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton adviser: "Find me one persuadable voter who agrees with Hillary Clinton on the issues but will vote against her because she has a non-archival-compliant email system and I'll kiss your ass in Macy's window and say it smells like roses"
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(256)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
11 soldiers missing after their helicopter crashes in a Florida swamp. Wait, wasn't this a '80s movie plot?
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(77)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
No, you can't deduct all the money you spent on medical marijuana in 2014 from your state taxes. Or your federal taxes. In fact, just be glad we have legal weed and don't try to push the issue
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(35)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Republicans misspell the word "treasonous"
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(334)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Not news: Some nerd wanders into comic book store looking for new Star Wars issues. Fark: George Lucas
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and the team come to the aid of Lady Sif who has lost her memory. Meanwhile, Bobby and Mack continue to hide their true mission from everyone else. (ABC 9 ET)
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(183)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
It is better to be pissed off at WTFark than to be pissed on by German walls
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(3)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Person found dead in Crystal Lake identified as missing teenager. Police are investigating the crime, but so far no one has been brought up on CH CH CH AH AH AHrges
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(56)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Cellular scissors chop up HIV virus. Researchers say they've been running with this strategy for quite a while
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(15)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you praise your children? Yes? Well, congratulations for making them narcissists
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(60)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The College of William & Mary is about to qualify for March Madness, which they've never done, meaning their 322-year streak of missing the tourney may end
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(34)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Clairvoyant, anime aficionado, zombie expert dismissed from theater shooting jury
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(90)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto VII: City of Brotherly Love. MISSION FAILED
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(107)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nissan recalls 640,000 vehicles because hoods should only fly open in demolition derbies
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(8)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman says yes the players are playing in the World Cup of Hockey, but it does not mean they won't be playing in the Olympics
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(40)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bailey and his missing testicle
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(26)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
You know that spider you flushed down the toilet? It lived, and now it's pissed off
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(18)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Ecuador's radical grammar vigilantes are on a mission to correctly punctuate the country's graffiti"
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out there's a reason why Narcissus was a guy
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(15)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's lawyer opens trial by admitting his client blew up Boston Marathon. Check back today for admission that his client caused global warming and Honey Boo Boo
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(209)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
A grim reality has set in. What if, and bear with me on this, what if....you really can't herd a bunch of brain-damaged, angry, dysfunctional, narcissistic cats to do your bidding?
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(119)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dance club clearly run by shadowy GOP operatives has the temerity to refuse admission to an underage Kennedy. Don't they know who she IS?
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(45)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama Supreme Court decides to go down with the ship, orders all county clerks to stop issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples
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(190)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NYPD commissioner blames Colorado marijuana for increase in NY shootings
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(106)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Giorgio A. Tsoukalos)
 
 
 
DNA Analysis of the Paracas Skulls Proves They Are Not Human. And the submission link thingy says the "Link checks out OK" so it's true, right?
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(70)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Larry Wilmore is so excited to have Bill de Blasio on the show that he jumps right into addressing the single most important hot button issue in New York City today
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(59)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
ISIS vows to take down Twitter. I don't know who I should support in this fight: a bunch of narcissistic assholes who have taken the media by storm to push their own crazy nonsense, or Twitter?
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(133)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You've got a crazy Swiss guy. In a wingsuit. At dusk. On a mountain. With lit road flares in his hand. Hit it
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(22)
 
(QNotes)
 
 
 
Charlotte, NC city council fails to pass LGBT-inclusive ordinances over fears that child molesters will sexually abuse children, but are unwilling to go into the ladies room without permission to do so
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(45)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Sound of Music turns 50 years old. So, it's time to look back at the secret sex you missed the first time around
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vous fils de pute! Vous avez laissé les corps!
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(19)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stabbing your mother 11 times, and cutting off your penis with scissors isn't normal, but on miao miao it might be
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(55)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Been charged with DUI? In Michigan, lawmakers "inadvertently" just made the field sobriety test inadmissible in court
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(141)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Best Korea continues to show the world it is absolutely dominant at firing missiles into large bodies of water
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(77)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Missing from the list: a hand cranked computer
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an effort to give America a better representative democracy, SCOTUS could rule that independent redistricting commissions are unconstitutional
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(226)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
William Shatner will miss Leonard Nimoy's funeral, cites the fact Nimoy will not be buried in a giant sunglasses case as the primary reason
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(72)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Log cabin, missing for two days, is found 3750 feet away. That's some fine police work, Lou
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lupita Nyongo's missing Oscars dress downgraded from "potentially stolen" to "Oscar night prank"
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(24)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prominent Russian dissident falls out of window onto exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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(198)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Lois Lerner's missing emails are no longer missing
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(227)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity tells the crowd at C-PAC that his Fox-issued X-ray vision allows him to know who in the audience is pregnant and assures those women George W. Bush is not the father. Did somebody leave some uncapped Sharpies in the greenroom again?
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(80)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
NewsFlash
 
Nine shot dead in a matter of minutes in Missouri, with police reporting "multiple crime scenes"
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(800)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Dissatisfied customer goes all Babylonian on copper vendor - circa 1750 BC
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(8)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The latest thing people are getting outraged over? Frog dissection in middle school
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(77)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Kelso, Washington cops issue APB for dangerous parolee who gutshot his roommate with a .45, or a new alien from the next "Star Trek" film. Your pick
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you ask ex-MLB commissioner Fay Vincent what he thinks of ARod, Bud Selig, and Adam Silver, stand back to avoid getting in the line of fire
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(16)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A married TV presenter who took a mystery blonde stranger to a sauna then kissed her passed out and woke up without his testicles"
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(127)
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ Through the desert I reach the Joshua Tree. I give it all and chop that tree, and I'm desecrating the Joshua tree with our without U2's permission, with or without U2's permission, with or without U2's permission ♫ ♫
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(71)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
30 years ago this month, Steve Jobs gave an interview to Playboy. If you missed it the first time around, here are 15 awesome and prophetic highlights
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
We all know how the great Republican experiment is progressing in the laissez-faire laboratory of Kansas. So why not check in on Minnesota, where the Democrats are doing a little experiment of their own
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(208)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Fresh off her stinging slam of Rudy Giuliani, Barbara Boxer (D-CA) goes for seconds, shaming the entire GOP on their quixotic mission to shut down the DHS
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(237)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
FAA okays Southwest Airlines to continue flying planes that missed inspection- All 128 of them. Have a nice flight
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pissing off both the 'Diabetes is punishment for being a glutton' and the 'taking vitamins is just pissing away your money' crowds, doctors find vitamin D deficiency correlates with development of type 2 Diabetes more closely than obesity does
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(145)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Derrick Rose to have surgery to repair torn tissue in his knee. This is not a repeat from last year, the year before, or the year before that
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(48)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
To brew and serve proper British-style 'cuppa,' you need more science and physics knowledge than the combined team responsible for launching a Mars mission
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(108)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner: 'Many of the worst parts of black history would have been impossible without police'
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The end of the world may be coming to Siberia sooner than we think as dozens of giant craters open in the Earth. The only thing missing is giant evil worms crawling in and out of them
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(94)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Journalists catch smarmy "GOP Generation Y" congressman misspending campaign funds in hilariously Millennial ways. When questioned about it, he literally responds, "Haters gonna hate"
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(366)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you're going to drive a brand new Mercedes on the ice during intermission, maybe you should find someone with experience driving on ice
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(15)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why English soccer does not need American-style cheerleaders on sidelines, according to Crystal Palace fan who hates that her club employs "The Crystals" but who loves American-style T-shirt cannons, Super Pretzels, and Kiss Cam
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Mon February 23, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Academy Awards explanation of the omission of Joan Rivers, Jan Hooks and Elaine Stritch for the "In Memoriam" segment is as shaky as an Alzheimer's convention
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Four ways to save money in the aftermath of Disney World price hikes. Missing fifth option: Don't go to farking Disney World
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(96)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rush reveal their upcoming reissue of 2112, which will be pressed on a limited-edition hologram vinyl. You can preorder it soon so you can avoid having to deal with pushy SALESMEN
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(61)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Incredibly pissed, tantrum-throwing cockatoo trifecta now in play
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(15)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart is making three changes so people will want to shop there. Surprisingly, renaming themselves Target is missing from the list
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(177)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Roman Reigns will be booed out of the building, Cena will overcome the commies, and The world champion will be missing at WWE Fastlane, 7 PM ET on PPV and the free $9.99 Network
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(1496)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out the five coolest NASA missions that have never happened. Subby would have liked to see a giant moon truck be a reality
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(17)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Looks like crime does indeed pay. Arbitrator orders state to pay $6.5 million in film tax credit money to guy convicted of bribing the Louisiana Film Commissioner for film tax credits
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(21)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Governor issues order banning pornography on state devices, saying any misconduct will be just cause for termination. Up until now you would simply receive a slap on your free wrist
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(20)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
World narrowly misses global catastrophe
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(12)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Filming on the set of Mission: Impossible 5 has been suspended after someone realized they hadn't written an ending
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(40)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New Mexico: We're missing somewhere between $76 million and $400 million. Give or take a few
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(20)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Breath mints will help you to stop swearing, and a few other innovative ideas from the NYPD's commissioner of training
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court that has already ruled that money is free speech in political campaigns, now has to decide whether to take up the issue of whether laws forbidding politicians from lying are constitutional
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(47)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Closest near-miss at an airshow that you will see this year. Do a barrel roll (w/video)
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Newly revealed Coca-Cola exact secret formula shows that you can actually make the drink at home if you don't mind missing one important ingredient. You know, the one that gives it its name
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's so cold In Kentucky police issued an arrest warrant for 'Frozen's' Elsa
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(48)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri anti-minimum wage Lt. Gov. wants a per diem increase because he feels "impoverished." FARK: He makes $86,000 per year
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(70)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Il ice festival features sculptures of assault rifles and a missile launcher as well as a "Kimjongilia," which we'll assume is a condition whose symptoms include making ice sculptures of assault rifles and a missile launcher
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to you, but the biggest conservative opponent to Net Neutrality is the GOP's FCC commissioner: a lawyer from Kansas who worked under Sam Brownback
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(65)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
♫ Who lives in a dungeon that's under the sea? Ball-Gagged Squarepants. . . Submissive and handcuffed and ass-whipped is he. . . Ball-Gagged Squarepants ♫
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(12)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists say 70,000 years ago, a dwarf star missed hitting us by less than a light year, or in other words, 0.026 of the distance it took Han to make the Kessel Run
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(37)
 
(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
Mississippi proposes religious exemption to allow people without licenses to drive church buses, calling it the "Jesus take the wheel" bill, perhaps because "Darwin take the wheel" isn't as comforting
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(183)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawmaker: "My bigoted racist remarks were not intended to be published"
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(214)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Headphone-wearing millennials are deaf to the sounds of nature - and missing out on their calming effects, warns a senior scientist"
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(25)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New generation of automotive catalytic converters will control emissions at the quantum level
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(18)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Arabian Business)
 
 
 
Two Dubai residents shortlisted for manned mission to Mars on 'B' Ark. No word on whether they are hairdressers or telephone sanitizers
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(23)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Editor for Antarctic newspaper claims wintering there isn't lonely, as you have wonderful companionship and get to meet all sorts of things that are weird and pissed off
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(30)
 
(AKI Press)
 
 
 
Here's how they clear the highways of snow in Kazakhstan. Trust us when we say, "man and woman's talk in the background expresses dissatisfaction" is international code for "What the F*CK was THAT?"
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper kisses Betty White on SNL special, says he's finally completed his dream of making out with all four Golden Girls
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(43)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you live in Los Angeles and are hoping that the new MLB Commissioner will get the Dodgers back on television, don't go warming up your big screen TV just yet
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(7)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Nissan announces glow-in-the-dark car to be built at their Fukushima assembly plant
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(17)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
Only six weeks into the legislative session and Arkansas lawmakers are beginning to tackle the tough issues like cursive in schools
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(42)
 
(Seattle DJC)
 
 
 
Like missionaries in an unholy land of chicken-hating liberalism, Chick-Fil-A set to open three stores in Seattle
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(103)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Rose wants to talk to the new MLB commissioner over lifting his lifetime ban. "I'll always have hope. That's all I've got"
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(88)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal District Judge Callie Granade issues 2nd order to issue same-sex marriage licences in Mobile, Alabama with the legal equivalent of "Go ahead, make my day." And it works
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(73)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
24 TV shows that missed their cue for a graceful exit. You'd know this already if you weren't too cool to own a TV
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(158)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for Punxsutawney Phil. In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'
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(36)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Totally cool video of Navy test of Tomahawk missile against ship, pigeons
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(188)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you really want to be on the Alaska Commission on Judicial Conduct you probably shouldn't post a picture on Facebook of you clad only in a thin Speedo bathing suit with women in Las Vegas
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(49)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner asks lawmakers to make Contempt-of-Cop into a felony; but don't worry about it being abused because we'll police ourselves, honest
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(122)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Missing Minnesota canoer found dead in Everglades. Probably should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque
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(51)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It must be nice to live in Canada where the most pressing issue is if government employees should wear ethically produced uniforms
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(26)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Senate approves Botticelli as drug czar, believe his linear style exemplifies the grace of the Renaissance
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
San Franciscans are pissed after watershed employee is caught relieving himself in a reservoir
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(31)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kanye goes on a crazy rant after Beyonce misses out on an award. This is not a repeat from the 2009 VMAs
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(190)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New MLB commissioner Rob Manfred sees Super Bowl-style bidding for the All-Star Game, because you know those two games have exactly the same interest. EXACTLY
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(56)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Plane missing for 54 years found in the Andes. Yeah, it's always the last place you look
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(70)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Foo Fighters were on Austin City Limits last night, playing a nine song set. But, if you missed it because, like most people, you forget about PBS, here's their performance
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(37)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
He's banned from entering the U.S. He publicly urges Russia to reclaim Alaska. And he's your newest head of the Arctic Commission
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(37)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Colombia's FARC request Miss Universe to attend peace talks. Keg of Heineken presumably next on the demands list
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Best Korea tests an ocean-to-ocean missile
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner wants to change the playoff format. Apparently he doesn't think it's fair for the four teams that currently don't make it into the postseason
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(38)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson cast as the lead in Tim Burton's adaptation of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
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(17)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In unison, nearly every major religious leader in the Muslim world issues a statement condemning ISIS' recent acts. Even the guy who is considered "the spiritual mentor" of the founders of Al-Qaeda think these guys have "gone too far"
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(288)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Missing art is always in the last place you look. Like in a condemned meth lab
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"If you dress like a lady you will be treated like a lady." Controversial Miss Vintage UK claims women should dress in 1950's attire if they want real respect from men (w/pics of how a lady should dress)
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(199)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Food and Drug administration commissioner to step down, presumably to spend more time with his food and drugs
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As part of its impressively effective effort to piss off the ENTIRE world, ISIS publicly executes three Chinese muslim militants fighting for the group after labeling them deserters (autoplay video)
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(190)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
After reporters actually read the bill, Gov Walker's offices drops effort to turn U-WI into a giant Vo-tech by replacing the "search for truth" and "improve the human condition" in the U's mission statement with "meet the state's workforce needs"
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(100)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, the King of Jordan quoted Clint Eastwood last night as he was explaining how ISIS is about to have their balls mailed back to them in a Pringles tube
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(180)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
How pissed off are the Jordanians? King Abdullah is going to personally fly combat sorties against ISIS
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(190)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Man builds shooting range in front yard. Who could possibly have an issue with that?
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(161)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS has pissed off Jordan. And you never want to do that - especially during the playoffs
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(325)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
U.S. park workers in Wisconsin shovel snow all winter so bereaved elderly man can get to bench dedicated to his late wife every day: "We said, ''We've got to make sure he can get to his bench and talk to his wife. He truly misses her"
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(71)
 
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Security threat of the week: Missoula MT police seek DHS grant, cite Rainbow Family as the threat. The picture of a Rainbow Family gathering must be seen
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(112)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Mississippi and West Virginia top the nation's rankings in something desirable for a change: vaccination rates
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 2016 presidential election could be a single-issue campaign, and that issue is whether children should be vaccinated or not
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(187)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What the Warren Commission didn't know." That no one would ever believe them and that they'd create the biggest conspiracy theory ever?
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(177)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While "Cats in the Cradle" is a touching song, and fits the father-son bonding theme of Nissan's Superb Owl commercial, you'd think SOMEBODY at Nissan's ad agency would remember Harry Chapin died in a horrific car accident
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(195)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Swastikas painted on Jewish fraternity house in: A.) Berlin, B.) Mississippi, or C.) UC Irvine?
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(63)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 presents the odds of winning with your Super Bowl Squares numbers. 0, 3 and 7 are likely winners, but if you drew a 5; you might want to kiss your money goodbye
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(16)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Seeing two movies after only paying for one admission? No problem, except for the Class D felony charge
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(40)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Where the hell is Slim Pickens when you need him for a mission to counter the Russians flying a nuke up the Channel?
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(57)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Somebody definitely isn't winning Miss Congeniality
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Miss Marple" actress Geraldine McEwan dies at 82 of stroke. It's no mystery why she passed on
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(14)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this prissy princess
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(23)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
France issues nine warning signs for spotting radicalized French Muslims: 1) They suddenly stop eating baguettes
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(45)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Besides being the top-rated romantic comedy in Afghanistan according to RottenTomatoes, American Sniper is also the hottest movie in Baghdad: "People were screaming '[expletive], shoot him! He has an IED, don't wait for permission!"
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(38)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Melissa Rauch goes from 'Theory' to practice
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(84)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
Canadian man misses winning $27 million on Canadian lottery by seven seconds. Lottery: "Sorry aboot that"
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(32)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An illustrated animated history of Super Bowl halftime shows, so catch up on what you missed while you were peeing or watching puppies
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(36)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John McCain white-knights famed war criminal Henry Kissinger, just in case anybody had forgotten how keen John McCain's judgment is
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(80)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You're trying to kill a cockroach. Do you A) stomp it with your shoe, B) wrap it in tissue paper and crush it, C) set it on fire, D) throw it into a toilet containing cleaning chemicals, E) all of the above - resulting in a massive explosion
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(53)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Iran takes issue with Politico. Politico publishes their complaint. Subby pops some popcorn
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(10)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ford issues recall for doors which will suddenly fly open, but don't worry, your seat belts will hold you in. What's that? Sorry, bad assumption
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(25)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If Farkistan had a candidate in the Miss Universe contest, what would her "national dress" costume look like? Link goes to examples
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(35)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Seven actors who might be getting a well-needed McConaissance this year
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Missing hunter survives for days on just water, if only there was an activity he could have done to get food
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(108)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dozens of dogs have mysteriously gone missing in a small Texan town. Your dog wants a security detail
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(111)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
If you were waiting for Rowlf to sing Biz Markie's "You Got What I Need (But You Say He's Just A Friend)" to Miss Piggy, today is your lucky day
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(11)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Missionaries position themselves inside gay bar
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(43)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Massive 1500-foot long asteroid will pass within 745,000 miles of Earth on 26 January 2015 at 11:19 AM EST. So if you're reading this now, it was a clean miss
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(24)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mississippi won't allow teachers to teach how to use a condom, so one teacher decided to teach his students how to put on a sock. "Make sure your foot is protected before engaging in any shoe activity"
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(170)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLB's new commissioner wants to give the shift the shaft
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(54)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In another sign of NASA efficiency, Opportunity has now taken 11 years to perform its 90 day mission
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(27)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Computer crash at NJ Motor Vehicle Commission brings operations to a screeching halt. Event goes unnoticed by customers
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(23)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Oh, look, a list of states that require teachers to teach that homosexuality is illegal and an "abomination to nature." Let me guess: Saudi Arabia, Nigeria, Russia...wait, Alabama? Alaska? Mississippi? What the fark, Illinois is on here too?
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(46)
 
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Mickey's Measles is in Oregon now, and is in a county where the highest exemption rate is a school that has 49% of students missing one or more vaccinations
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(132)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mittens the hermaphroditic cat is awaiting gender reassignment surgery to become a boy because the dual genitalia are causing bowel and urinary issues. Please warmly welcome him to Caturday
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(1174)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How bad is George Lucas' new movie? I missed Jar Jar
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(86)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Troy Aikman is seriously pissed by the Pats' repeated cheating, y'all
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(71)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you missed the Miss Universe pageant last night, you missed Miss Canada dressed as a glamorous ice hockey player, complete with working scoreboard and a headdress of ice hockey sticks. And she wasn't even the weirdest one
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(165)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Perhaps you missed it: We're at war with Russia
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(68)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Most calm and collected person takes video of tractor trailer skidding right towards him... and narrowly missing him
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(26)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Commissioner confirms that the Rams are gone from St. Louis
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(32)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A restorative two week holiday to anywhere you want in the world. Now imagine you don't have miss any work for it. I seem to recall something about this
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(30)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Charlie Hebdo printing 7 million copies of Boobies-massacre issue
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(116)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Saturday comes, we talk EPL. Highlight of the round is Man City vs. Arsenal. Also not to be missed: the return of Jermaine Defoe, a relegation six pointer at Burnley, and farkers complaining they forgot to put their picks in
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(405)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
"Prepare for a wave of hissing and clicking nostalgia. The cassette player is making a comeback"
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(88)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Brazilian airlines moves to start charging for babies on flights. Since undoubtedly it's a safety issue and definitely not another money grabbing tactic
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(25)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
PGA golfer misses cut, is kidnapped, beaten, and robbed. Worst consolation prize ever
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(37)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(World Star Hip-Hop)
 
 
 
Guy with no arms can roll a better blunt than you. Spliffy tag once again missing
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(15)
 
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Mississippi is #1
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(61)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"What to expect from Lifetime's Whitney Houston biopic, which airs tonight at 8PM ET." I bet we can expect an awful movie and it won't even have Whitney in a yellow jacket yelling at Bobby Brown "Kiss my ass"
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(16)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Before you get all itchy-biatchy like and start pounding your tiny fist on the desk, you should point your finger at Frankfurt for the recent Swiss currency shock
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(16)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: No no no, not the comfy Darrell Issa treatment over my Consumer Financial Protection Bureau *flutters eyelashes*
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(63)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pissed off Obama declares he is going to play offense now. Is that a golf term?
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(32)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Vancouver solves methane emissions from discarded rotting food. By making it illegal to throw food away
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(104)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incredible private jets owned by private citizens. Bonus: Boeing convinced a customer that his plane has "the same" missile avoidance system as Air Force One
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(132)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This 88-year-old doctor treats the poor out of his Toyota Camry. Mississippi wants to punish him for it
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(108)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Artist announces first quantum art exhibition in outer space
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(15)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman reports son missing. Tells cops he left home in 1995 to follow Grateful Dead
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(97)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis: The tuck rule "is the only reason we know who Tom Brady is". Brady too busy polishing his 3 Super Bowl rings and making out with Gisele to issue a response
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(202)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If the bus driver should miss your stop, you should...C) lob a hand grenade at him
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(26)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Wallaby missing from petting zoo in Washington state, rumored to have run off with an overweight steer and a neurotic turtle
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric issues fatwa against those who want to build a snowman. Followers on social media suggest that he let it go. Of course it's Saudi Arabia, so the cold never bothered them anyway
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(105)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A documentary on fission products and transuranics from thorium and uranium? *yawn* Wait--who the hell is that at 13:38?
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Soldier who was deployed to Africa on Ebola fighting mission is found dead out side his TX home of NOT EBOLA
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(52)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans are wetting their Dockers as Billy Dee Williams returns as Lando Calrissian in Disney's animated series Star Wars Rebels in an episode entitled "Idiot's Array," airing next week
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(73)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Warren wins when Weiss withdraws. Wonderful
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(13)
 
(Some Bitter Boomer)
 
 
 
Woman whose sons won't talk to her helpfully explains to other estranged boomer parents that it's because they raised narcissists
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(295)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Saudi cleric issues a new fatwa against the latest infidel scourge. The building of snowmen
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(166)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the current pace of planes going missing, CNN to start losing aircraft of their own
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Grab your tissues, Marvel just released a new Avengers trailer
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(348)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi plans on making the Bible the state book, a welcome change from the current state book, The Turner Diaries
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(97)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today is Kiss a Ginger Day. Coincidentally, it's also Slap a Stranger Day
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(210)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gay pastor ignored biological impulses to marry a woman and became a major news story thanks to NPR. Now the guy's brother is pissed and doesn't understand how the internet works
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(106)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"So many couples seek the help of professionals to have their marriage dissolved after the strains of the Christmas season that the first Monday of the first working week of the year is known among lawyers as Divorce Monday"
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(59)
 
(The Cornishman)
 
 
 
Scilly police baffled after fried egg found at crime scene. Ridiculous police issue APB and arrest warrant for bacon; hash browns also wanted for questioning
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NYPD officers told they can't take vacation time or sick days until they stop their work slowdown and issue more tickets
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(148)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada is kicking the world's ass at the Continental Cup of curling in Calgary. Hurry, you don't want to miss it. HURRY HARD HARD HARD
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(19)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Former Miss Sweden, actress and '50s/'60s goddess Anita Ekberg and you old farts went straight to go looking for pics of her bathing in the Trevi Fountain even though this is her obituary, didn't you?
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(31)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Stat of the day: Number of people in Times Square for New Year's Eve: one million. Number of NYPD officers on scene: several thousand. Number of citations issued that night: zero
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(80)
 
(Russia Beyond The Headlines)
 
 
 
"What is missing in science today is the pure curiosity-driven research and vision that has been behind all great discoveries and inventions"
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Melissa Gilbert's breasts reduced by half-pint
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(79)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you missed the free fireworks show in Michigan yesterday, here it is
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(22)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
NHTSA gives Honda 70 million reasons to report future safety issues
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(10)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
US military commissaries overseas facing critical food shortages. Easy, just feed dependent wives, kids MREs. Problem solved
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(165)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Best Korea developing missile-launching sub, which military analysts suggest could dramatically reduce the amount of time it takes their missiles to sink into the ocean
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(44)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Search for missing airline has not yet found the AirAisa black box, although it may have just found the machine that goes PING
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(39)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Indian government announces it will start cleaning its offices with cow piss, because the country has a LOT of cow piss. And a lot of government buildings
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(29)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
One shot, one missing as drug deal goes bad. Wait, make that 'iPhone deal'
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
FBI director decides to speak openly about their evidence of North Korea's involvement in the Sony hack, if only to piss off the remaining "Sony Hack Truthers." All 5 of them
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(147)
 


Wed January 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute concludes that people who share lots of selfies are more likely to be narcissistic, impulsive, selfish, and psychopathic
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(13)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren pisses all over trickle down economcs
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(217)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Website holds competition for snarky, funny descriptions of Alabama, releases only 15 because Mississippi
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(83)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Twitter saves a man stranded on the toilet on a Virgin Train who ran out of toilet tissue
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(59)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
County Council member Kirby Delauter forbids news outlets to print the name Kirby Delauter without the permission of Kirby Delauter
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(279)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
ISIS police chief loses his head over recent policing efforts, and he was pretty pissed too
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Boehner's re-election as speaker looks secure, as dissenters from the Endless Stream Of Fark Politics Tab Material Caucus number a couple dozen at most
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(188)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five years ago, Harvard University faculty overwhelmingly supported the ACA. Now that they've been notified of the changes to their coverage to make their insurance plans ACA compliant, how do they feel? Pissed off
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(339)
 
(Gannett)
 
 
 
Caption this begging coach and dismissive referee
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(37)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
There she goes ... Miss America
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's two year tenure as a Yahoo CEO may be coming to an end soon. Oh, and Yahoo's top investors want her gone too
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(88)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
Video
 
If you see this airing on CNN, bend over and kiss your ass goodbye
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mr. Burns now in charge of Nuclear Regulatory Commission. Excellent
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(59)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Because developing a drone that could fire more missiles is stupid, Iran builds the world's first one that just suicides
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(62)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Two more jets go missing, man eating tiger gets prison time, and a rare forest of coral discovered. A FOREST, CORAL. Some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/28 - 1/3
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
After years of nagging by colleagues and friends, DC-area Farker is ready to finally get off his lazy ass and take up some hobbies (preferably not involving a ton of physical activity due to personal mobility issues). Any suggestions?
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(44)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NYC officers decide to take their commissioner's request and behave with respect and maturity at the funeral for slain officer Wenjian Liu. Hah, just kidding
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(425)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey did anybody notice that Chicken Noodle News/The Missing Plane Network/-4,600/whatever they are this week changed their website format? THIS FIXES EVERYTHING
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(132)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
NYPD Commissioner William Bratton has to send cops a memo reminding them to act like decent human beings at funerals
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(258)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman with "invisible disability" abused by "parking lot vigilantes." Anyone remember that issue of Fantastic Four?
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(390)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One lucky cat begins his New Year by being reunited with his person - after being missing for over seven years - just in time for a very happy Caturday
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(1015)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
GM closes out 2014 by issuing three new recalls. Take that, Toyota
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(9)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The last time the state of Mississippi lost this badly in one day, William T. Sherman was involved
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(48)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the warm-up acts before the big shows later tonight, we have Auburn vs Wisconsin in the Outback Bowl, Michigan State vs Baylor in the Cotton Bowl Classic, and Missouri vs Minnesota in the Citrus Bowl. Actions starts at Noon ET, ESPN2, ESPN and ABC
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(453)
 


Wed December 31, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
President Obama secretly asked Henry Kissinger to meet with Vladimir Putin, because if anyone in the world can reason with a sleazy, opportunistic, egomaniacal war criminal, it's Vladimir Putin
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(144)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you toil away at your desk pondering the missteps that allowed you to be enslaved in a corporate dungeon, keep in mind that right now there is somebody getting paid to legally sample and review marijuana strains
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Now we're getting to the good bowls: Ole Miss vs TCU in the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl, Boise State vs Arizona in the Vizio Fiesta Bowl, and in primetime, Mississippi State vs Georgia Tech. First game kicks off at 12:30pm ET, all games on ESPN
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(361)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
So what real-life civilizations have come close to winning an actual game of Civilization III? Persia, China, USA and ... Norway? No wonder Gandhi is pissed and tossing nukes
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(80)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Two more jets go missing
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(9)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The top 10 "unstaged" political photos of 2014. Come for John Kerry kicking a soccer ball while on the phone, stay for McConnell and Reid having an awkward "Do I kiss him?" moment
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(17)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Trestman and Emery failed to remember one thing during their tenure with the Bears: don't piss off the little old lady who owns the team
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(33)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
AirAsia takes commanding lead in International Missing Plane Seekers Cup of 2014
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(153)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Malaysian Insider)
 
 
 
Hmmmm, Air Asia CEO traded a bunch of stock just before the newest plane went missing
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(48)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The guy who was gonna get in a fistfight in Temecula over Kobe Bryant's stats has taken it to the next level by dropping a diss track on @snottiedrippen
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Greek Parliament dissolves itself over austerity measures
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(159)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese zoo taking overweight penguins on forced marches to walk off their extra pounds. Animals rights activists may have a problem with it, but it's not a black-and-white issue. Unlike the penguins in the photos, which are. And awesome
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ceremony in Afghanistan marks end to American combat mission there; America awarded silver medal in War and a selection of lovely parting gifts
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(80)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kiss have announced plans to perform their 1975 gold-selling album 'Alive' in full next year, and you only have to spend a week on a boat with these guys to hear it
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(45)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to issue edict stating that climate change is no bull. This should settle the debate once and for all, right? Right?
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(104)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa (R-CA) issues his committee's long-awaited report on the so-called IRS Scandal. Guess why you're not hearing about it on Fox News and AM radio. Go on, guess
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(133)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
$40 billion missile defense system as reliable as the North Korean missiles it was designed to stop
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(124)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chalk up another country Hollyweird has managed to piss off
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(36)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Add Steve Downie and Thomas Greiss of the Pittsburgh Penguins as the latest players to get the dreaded mumps
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(9)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
If your doctor invites you over to his house, asks you to put on his wife's clothes, offers drinks, of course you're going to wake up in his bed with a few hours missing
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(58)
 


Fri December 26, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California governor Jerry Brown issues 104 Christmas pardons. That's a lot of turkeys
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(42)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
You can't kiss other players in professional soccer. That's a yellow card (pics)
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(7)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman adopts new dog. Unfortunately, he can't name it 'Lockjaw' due to rights issues
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(20)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
ISIS gives Bubba unit orders to blow up Mississippi River bridge
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(128)
 
(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Dude gets pissed and punches out a Redbox
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten signs you're drinking too much. Notably missing: Deleting all the Politics tab threads
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(62)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hey baby, on LinkedIn, I've been endorsed for my skills in Horizontal Directional Drilling and Tender Submissions
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(60)
 
(Something Else Reviews)
 
 
 
Co-founder Roger Taylor thinks yet another Queen reissue is a rip off, too
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw says his cancer is in the greatest remission
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(8)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Obama announces his response to North Korea's involvement in the Sony hacking: He's considering assembling a fact-finding body to consider a commission to discuss plans for possibly forming a team to write a strongly-worded letter of some sort
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(215)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons has gone missing again
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(60)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Baghdad has new Western-style shopping mall - one with metal detectors, armed guards, and pat-down specialists, but nevertheless a mall. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(39)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Journalist on CNN: The First Amendment doesn't mean we can just piss off any old brutal dictator we want. This is not a repeat from 1780, obviously
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(75)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
How many people out there like stage banter during concerts? How about 45 minutes of banter from KISS frontman Paul Stanley, PEEEOPLE???
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(40)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Upside, the airline finds your luggage. Downside, the luggage was missing for 20 years
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(31)
 
(West Briton)
 
 
 
Have you seen it? Police hunting missing Christmas tree issue a description: "6 ft tall, with lots of green branches and prickly bits"
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(14)
 
(Vogue UK)
 
 
 
Miss World cancels swimsuit portion of the competition, saying it "served no purpose" except to get guys to watch the stupid pageant
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(46)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
US Army plans to use stationary blimps to prevent missile attack on DC. In true DC fashion, there will only be two: guaranteeing that the left and the right will be protected, while everyone else is screwed
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(94)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With everyone so pissed at Sony, Stephen Collins figures now is a good time to come out of hiding to begin his Apology tour
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(39)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Roper increases dividend 25%, promises not to raise the rent on Jack, Chrissy and Janet
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(16)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Not only does Marco Rubio know more about foreign policy than Obama, he also knows more about humanitarian issues than the Pope
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(201)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
If any women want to get an abortion in Missouri, you will need the guy's written and notarized permission. And if you think you were raped, too bad. It has to be "legitimate rape"
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(708)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robot arm wins at Rock Paper Scissors, knows this victory is key to defeating Sarah Connor
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(8)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday. Who could hang a name on you? If your sales fall with every new day, Wall Street's gonna miss you
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(57)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wolf Blitzer saw his shadow yesterday, which means five more months of missing plane search
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Main Page Headline: Federal Judge rules immigration action unconstitutional. Actual: A judge issues opinion in response to a criminal case. "Article" closes with this gem: The latest opinion was first reported by the Volokh Conspiracy blog
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(70)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
DOD tests a bullet that can change direction. Warren Commission: "I told you so"
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(53)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida county clerks are being advised to go full... well... "Florida" when it comes to issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples
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(67)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
"A pair of Nissan 370Zs have set a new Guinness World Record for the longest ever twin-vehicle drift"
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(24)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reality: Barney Frank gives a wide-ranging, thoughtful interview on a variety of topics. Internet: ZOMG BARNEY FRANK DISSES JON STEWART
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(77)
 
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The 15 best Bill Walton quotes; just missed at #16: "Bill, what do you think about Houston [Rockets]?" "Too close to New Orleans"
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(21)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
What Elizabeth Warren Missed in Her Big Bank Tirade
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(140)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Hasselback uses Sydney hostage taking to justify torture. You know what's really torturous? Watching your husband play football. How the HELL do you miss that pass? HE WAS RIGHT THERE. God, it's like I'm watching the Jets
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(100)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In June, NASA finished building a test tower in Mississippi, even though the rocket program it was designed for was scrubbed in 2010. Even empty, it will cost about $700,000 a year to maintain
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(44)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Sandy Hook families suing rifle manufacturer, under the premise of negligent entrustment. In other words, the manufacturer should have known the gun would be sold to the mother of a child with severe, untreated mental health issues
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(399)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
So, geekboy, you have patches from all the STS missions? How cute. Well, I have all the patches from the U.S. spy satellite launches. Bow down to your nerd master
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man undergoes surgery in Kazakhstan, discovers 12 years later doctors left scissors inside him. GREAT SUCCESS
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(26)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
After two weeks of field goal fails and an injury, Billy Cundiff is cut by the Browns and replaced by the sure-footed free agent...Garrett Hartley? He of the missed 26-yard field goal, Garrett Hartley?
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Soldier stationed in Missouri travels to South Carolina to visit his newborn child and wife. What could ruin this? Oh yes, a landlord who wants to evict the wife and child because the soldier has "overstayed as a visitor"
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic Naming Committee approves new human names Súlamít, Bláklukka, Hrafnfjörð, and Lýra, also issues warning for non-native speakers about potential to swallow their own tongue while greeting someone
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Fri December 12, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Solo asks for charges to be dismissed, claims Greedo shot first
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Thu December 11, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Miss Custard in the airport with the suitcase
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times runs out of ideas, decides famous people kissing each other is a news story
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The latest Keurig 2.0 comes loaded with security measures to stop you using cheap coffee pods. You can actually hack the machine yourself - and all you need is scissors and tape"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Finally, the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for '80s music fan in your life: hand-knit Morrissey dolls
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Greenpeace issued an unreserved apology and shipped its director to Peru to make amends in person to the local government after its activists allegedly damaged the Nazca Lines during a publicity stunt" (pics)
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Wed December 10, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The hater's guide to the 2014 Williams-Sonoma catalog. "$40 croissants? I have to fry them myself? FARK YOU, WILLIAMS-SONOMA"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Missouri man executed for listening to "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" too much
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(Dazed Digital)
 
 
 
"Porn lovers are pissed off at the UK's attempt to ban certain types of porn, so 500 people will simulate sex outside Parliament this Friday, hoping to break the Sexual Freedom World Record for the most people face-sitting at one time"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
There she goes, Miss America
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Tue December 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Darrell Issa gets right to the point while questioning Jonathan Gruber: "Are you stupid?"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone's apology "should warn us about the dangers of having serious legal issues dealt with by institutions with no qualifications for that role." And Thomas Sewell would know - after all, he's an economist
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Mon December 08, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know what's funny? NY politicians are taking full advantage of a dismissed ethics panel. Okay, less funny "ha ha" and more funny "uh oh"
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Sun December 07, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC miss out on a #1 album because of a reunified Take That
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
And a late submission for the coolest controlled demolition of a cooling tower this year
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Batman artist thinks cosplayers at comic book conventions are "highest expression of narcissism." Some people have a problem with this because of course they do
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The New Republic abruptly cancels December issue after mass resignation of editorial staffers, who loathed new CEO and his ill-concealed plans to Facebook-ify, Atlantic-ize, HuffPo-liate, and Slate a respectable opinion journal
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Sat December 06, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey cancels two shows in Greece after the country refuses to ban gyro sales
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Fri December 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pope Francis finds the Swiss guard commander appointed by the Nazi Pope to be too strict and militaristic for his liking, so he gives him das boot
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