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Headlines matching 'Israel'
Mon February 06, 2012
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(Some Guy) Scary Pakistan: "If Israel attacks Iran, we'll attack Israel." Strange, feels like I've heard this story before  (ynetnews.com) (215)
(Fox News) Obvious Obama says US and Israel hope to find diplomatic means of nuking Iran  (foxnews.com) (203)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly  (ipsnews.net) (247)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Mossad) Obvious US to launch war with Iran in May, says Israeli media with absolutely no personal interest in creating a self fulfilling prophecy  (debka.com) (134)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The New York Times) Dumbass Iran says they are alone in this world and thus, must preemptively strike their enemies. Just kidding, it was Israel that said it  (nytimes.com) (92)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Haaretz) Scary Iran: "We're ready to negotiate." Israel: "Negotiate our bombs"  (haaretz.com) (143)
(Google) Interesting The billionaire that's almost single-handedly funding Gingrich's campaign isn't doing so because of what he thinks he will do for America so much as what he expects Gingrich to do for Israel  (google.com) (91)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Jewish newspaper publisher apologizes for saying Israel should consider assassinating Obama. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?  (dailymail.co.uk) (398)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Iran: "Our nuclear scientists are randomly asploding." USA: "Wasn't us." Israel: "I understand there has been a problem with suicides among the scientists, LOL"  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(Yahoo) Ironic Israeli courts uphold law denying citizenship to Palestinian spouses of Israelis in order to preserve Jewish purity. You know who else had marriage laws aimed at preserving purity?  (news.yahoo.com) (481)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting Proposed bill in Israel would make "Godwining" a crime punishable by six months in jail and a $25,000 fine. You know who ELSE like to criminalize unpopular speech?  (news.yahoo.com) (218)


Fri January 06, 2012
(The New York Times) Hero Santorum: "All the people that live in the West Bank are Israelis. They're not Palestinians - there is no Palestinian - this is Israeli land"  (thelede.blogs.nytimes.com) (224)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Egypt: Yesterday, when we said we plan on respecting our 33 year old peace treaty with Israel, we didn't really mean it. We would rather go back to the days when the Israelis were beating us like a drum. Thank you sir May I have another?  (jta.org) (260)
(BBC) Followup Israelis and Palestinians to meet again for peace talks. Meet again? I thought they lived in the same house  (bbc.co.uk) (50)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Haaretz) Followup Israeli Prime Minister vows to fight discrimination, both at home and of broads  (haaretz.com) (88)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Time) Scary Egypt is taken over by the Islamists not democracy, world stunned. Except for Israel who running shouting, told ya so told ya so, na na na na  (globalspin.blogs.time.com) (409)
(WorldNetDaily) Interesting In the Bible, a man named Barak was supposed to lead the Israelites to fight the Canaanites. But Barak wimped out, so Deborah stepped up and led the charge. In present day terms, Deborah is Michele Bachmann, and Barak is, obviously, Taxbongo  (wnd.com) (78)


Thu December 01, 2011
(The Daily Beast) Strange So the Israeli government is happy to take American money, but American Jews aren't good enough to marry  (thedailybeast.com) (130)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Experts wonder if Israel was behind those explosions at Iran's nuclear plants, if water is wet, if the sky is blue and if beer is spilled on Fark's servers every now and then  (nydailynews.com) (363)


Wed November 30, 2011
(MSNBC) Unlikely Can 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' unite Israel and Palestinian leaders? Of course not, but the article features amusing clip from the show  (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) (28)
(News.com.au) Scary In anticipation of Israel's extremely imminent WWIII-initiating attack upon Iran, Britain has evacuated its embassy. Enjoy your holidays  (news.com.au) (192)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some puzzled rescuers) Amusing "We saw two men, who were Iranians, drowning in the sea. We took them on our boat and battled the sea 45 minutes until we reached land. They hugged and kissed us, but when we told them we were Israelis, they got up and ran away"  (ynetnews.com) (88)
(BusinessWeek) Sick Israeli authorities apologize to pregnant NYTimes reporter who was forced to go through an X-ray machine three times and then strip searched by soldiers after she asked to avoid the x-ray machine for fear of harming her fetus  (businessweek.com) (204)


Wed November 23, 2011
(AccessAtlanta) Spiffy Soon Israelis may be enjoying the glory that is bacon. Sort of  (accessatlanta.com) (100)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Dozens of Israeli women strip naked in support of nude Egyptian blogger. At last a movement Farkers can get on top of, er, behind (Probably NSFW)  (ynetnews.com) (473)


Mon November 07, 2011
(YNet news) Obvious Obama and French president Sarkozy engage in a little bonding at the G20 Summit. Fark: Over how much they both hate Israeli president Netanyahu  (ynetnews.com) (181)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious Israel sends Iran a little hint by test-firing a missile that can 'tap' them on their shoulders and put a bang in their ear  (reuters.com) (213)


Fri October 21, 2011
(972) Amusing "Israeli activists and commentators got tired very quickly of Netanyahu pushing himself into every scene with released soldier Gilad Shalit," so, naturally, they went straight to photoshop  (972mag.com) (22)

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