Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Link: "Vice President Biden jokes about Tiger, Fox, Israel... & no one laughs" Video: everyone laughing. (Link in right column)  (nydailynews.com)	(57)

Obama has started an intifadah in Jerusalem so that he can pass his healthcare bill and destroy Israel  (townhall.com)

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Israel says that the crisis caused by U.S. criticism is the worst since the last time the U.S. criticized them  (news.yahoo.com)

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(Some Guy)

Israel punks itself with its ridiculous new PR campaign  (foreignpolicy.com)

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		Hillary Clinton to Israel: Demonstrate that you want peace or we'll unfriend you with extreme prejudice  (washingtonpost.com)	(36)
		Joe Biden punishes Israel for its plans to build more settlements by showing up late to dinner with the Prime Minister  (thedailyshow.com)	(276)
(Some Guy)		Israel now admits they were using human shields, but says it has nothing to do with diffusing the UN report that accused Israel of doing things like using human shields  (mondoweiss.net)	(85)

		Joe Biden appreciates Israel backtracking on their deliberate insult of him  (calgaryherald.com)	(90)
		Tasteful Israeli supermarket ad parodies Dubai assassins. Offers killer prices  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(299)

(news sun)		"'Meats wants to beat produce,' he confides, before he cheerfully announces store news." Huh. Is it Bulwer-Lytton season already?  (suburbanchicagonews.com)	(14)
		Einstein's theory of relativity to be displayed for the first time in Israel. His theory of hairstyling shall forever remain a mystery  (techland.com)	(21)

Now that Israel and Turkey are all pissy at each other, Turkey can't get the U.S. pro-Israeli lobby to ensure the U.S. congress doesn't accuse Turkey of an Armenian Genocide  (jpost.com)

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(Some Author)

An American editor of an Italian journal is sued by an Israeli author for running a negative review by a German about her book which was published in the Netherlands. Obviously, the trial will be held in France  (thebigquestions.com)

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Saudia Arabia is becoming more liberal as Israel is turning more theocratic, writes a credulous Maureen Dowd, who took a break from her research into Moon cheese and monkey fishing to write a column  (nytimes.com)

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Small town in Ireland with population of 5,000 issues diplomatic snub to Israel. "We hope it will send a serious message to Israel."  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Joe Lieberman (I-srael) now claims that Israel's policy of taking a bunch of Palestinian land is not an obstacle to making peace with the Palestinians  (thinkprogress.org)

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(Some Ditz)

Israel to US: "Since you guys wont bomb Iran, we'll go find someone who will." US: Hey, since you're all grown up now, can we stop paying you your allowance, too?  (news.antiwar.com)

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Leaked Israeli intelligence report shows that one of its most valuable informants over the past decade, who prevented dozens of terror attacks, was the son of Hamas' founder  (news.yahoo.com)

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Isreali archaeologist makes find that supports history of the biblical stories of Israel as a strong country during the reign of King David and King Solomon. No proof yet of Brian or the cheesemakers  (abcnews.go.com)

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Worst Olympics Ever? In spite of complaints by the British Press, a quick look back at other events puts the difficulties in Vancouver well down the list  (cbc.ca)

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Israel says there is no reason to believe they killed a top Hamas figure in his Dubai hotel room. Other than the the 11 men who travelled together to Dubai using fake Israeli passports shortly before he got dead, that is  (abcnews.go.com)

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Michelle Bachmann brings the crazy again with her proclamation of God's curse upon the U.S. if it doesn't do Israel's bidding  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Peace with Syria still in Israel's sights. A piece there, a few more pieces blown over there, a nice chunk burning over here  (guardian.co.uk)

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Israel finally admits illegal use of white phosphorus in Gaza... buried in paragraph 108 of a report released on Friday afternoon. Oh, and the officers involved got really firm wrist slaps, too  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(The Air Mule)

Israel is testing and readying a flotilla of flying, hovering UAV ambulances to be deployed in the near future  (dover.idf.il)

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Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu, whose name apparently means "not helping" in Hebrew, claims an illegal Israeli settlement on the West Bank is now "an inseparable part of the state of Israel for eternity"  (news.yahoo.com)

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(Maan News)

Hamas: "Can anyone explain how our recent 'Death to Israel' and 'Hamas will never nullify its charter' declarations were turned into recognition of Israel and accepting its right to exist? Death to Israel"  (maannews.net)

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		Hamas accepts Israel's right to exist, so conflict in Israel should stop any minute now  (jpost.com)	(237)
		Today's Admiral Ackbar approved headline: "Iranians invite Israeli minister to come sightseeing"  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(58)

"World aid agencies appeal to Israel to unlock Gaza" food and medicine achievement  (washingtonpost.com)

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		Israel-Turkey diplomatic slapfight escalates to Defcon: Office Decor  (csmonitor.com)	(46)
(Some Guy)		Israel finds 8000 year old abandoned house near Tel Aviv, promptly moves Jewish inhabitants in before the Palestinians can claim it    (apnews.myway.com)	(33)

Old and Busted: Andrew Sullivan pushing for an invasion of Iraq. The New Hotness: Andrew Sullivan pushing for the invasion of Israel  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)

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(ha'aretz)

Obama Administration to Israelis and Palestinians: We are sick and tired of your bullshiate and have better things to do than babysit you two. Have a nice day  (haaretz.com)

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Head of Iranian soccer federation publicly apologizes for having the audacity to acknowledge the existence of Israeli soccer federation  (cnn.com)

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The health-care bill will lead to the reunification of the Soviet Union, the elimination of Israel, and the death of freedom for the entire world. It's not news, it's WorldNutDaily  (wnd.com)

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The taboo question in Israel: "If anybody treated us like we're treating the people in Gaza, what would we do?"  (jpost.com)

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(Some Guy)

For the first time ever, Israel calls all its ambassadors home for meeting. (Dusts off the 'EVERYBODY PANIC' and gets it ready.)  (gatewaypundit.firstthings.com)

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Israel admits harvesting organs from Palestinians who didn't need them any more. Predictably, the anti-semites are making this sound bad  (guardian.co.uk)

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News: President Obama wishes everyone a happy Hanukkah. Fark: Immediately, the Birthers claim he was born in Israel. Total Fark: This is not from the Onion  (huffingtonpost.com)

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An 85-year old Israeli man recently went to a doctor for the first time in 65 years after having a heart attack. Which is understandable, when the last doctor you saw before that was Dr. Josef Mengele  (spiegel.de)

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(Some [Guy])

[Kremlin] reports that a [US gov't] airplane piloted by [CIA agents] and carrying a cargo of [mutated swine flu virus] was [shot down] at [Shanghai airport] by [Israeli Mossad saboteurs], [preventing] an attack on [bases in Kyrgyzstan]  (preventdisease.com)

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Iran announces that it sees "little benefit" in belonging to the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. "So Israel doesn't bomb us into the stone age" curiously absent from their reasoning  (washingtonpost.com)

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Netanyahu's stubbornness lead US to openly call for Israel's return to 1967 borders  (huffingtonpost.com)

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That Psalms 109 stuff? The real irony is that it comes from a bible passage criticizing ancient Israelites for behaving like modern-day teabaggers  (dailykos.com)

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Ahmadinejad in Tehran has a plot / But the US and Israelis think not / So they'll ready their planes / Cos they think he's insane / And build the world's biggest glass parking lot  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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