Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Obama prepares to send Iran another Strongly Worded Letter™  (reuters.com)	(108)
		Nickelodeon orders more episodes of "iCarly," giving star Miranda Cosgrove a multi-million-dollar contract that enables her to buy and sell any of your lame asses  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(103)

Iran wins in simulation versus United States. Iran will win in the real world too. I guess that's not what you wanted to read  (washingtontimes.com)

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9/11 now joins "Homosexuality in Iran" and "The Holocaust" on Ahmadinejad's list of "Things that don't exist". Unicorns seen fleeing from Iran. Or were they?  (reuters.com)

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(Old Jarhead)		A U.S. Marine General's take on a nuclear armed Iran  (tartanmarine.blogspot.com)	(94)
(Some Ditz)		Israel to US: "Since you guys wont bomb Iran, we'll go find someone who will." US: Hey, since you're all grown up now, can we stop paying you your allowance, too?  (news.antiwar.com)	(225)

		Obama administration arrests, Mirandizes, prosecutes in the civilian system, gets guilty plea from a dangerous terrorist in a triumph of the American justice system. Republican response: Not a single word  (mediamatters.org)	(172)
		Miranda Kerr reiterates that she is not, IS NOT, Orlando Bloom's beard  (starpulse.com)	(44)

Iran's Military: strangely powerful or exceptionally lame?  (life.com)

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Obama to ask Clinton to ask Saudi Arabia to ask China to pressure Iran on its nuclear program  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(41)

Iran is set to win a seat on the Human Rights Council of the UN, record an Alanis Morissette cover  (forbes.com)

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Our Iranian friends, in an effort to demonstrate their benevolent intentions, announce Feb. 11 unveiling of "Fist of Peace"  (foxnews.com)

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Thanks to Twitter we've learnt first-hand that electoral protests took place in Iran, a plane landed on the Hudson river and VodafoneUK is fed up of dirty homo's, and is going after beaver  (guardian.co.uk)

(41)

Iran says it's taken the first step toward becoming a space-faring nation, recently sending worms and turtles into space. Sure, they were nuclear-armed worms and turtles, but still  (nytimes.com)

(36)

Having closed Guantanamo, convinced Congress to repeal Don't Ask Don't Tell, and persuaded Iran to drop its nuclear program, Obama plans to get Justice Department to investigate the BCS  (seattlepi.com)

(54)

Surely to climax into a sticky situation, Siemens to reject new orders from Iran  (reuters.com)

(24)

Tehran, Iran. 1991. I think it could be Uday and Qusay. And yo...they be breakin' for the ladies  (youtube.com)

(28)

Iranian passenger plane crashes, injuring 46. Investigators aren't sure of the exact cause yet, but it suspected that the Jews and the US are somehow involved  (msnbc.msn.com)

(105)

Canada's ambassador to Iran from 1977-1980, who saved US embassy personnel during the Iranian Revolution, was actually a spy for the CI eh    (theglobeandmail.com)

(51)

(What Does It Mean?)

Another U.S. induced earthquake test like the one used on Haiti is being planned so we can shake up things in Iran. What? Sounds legit  (whatdoesitmean.com)

(128)

Today's Admiral Ackbar approved headline: "Iranians invite Israeli minister to come sightseeing"  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(58)

Six major powers move closer to thinking about someday discussing the possibility of sanctions against Iran. Maybe  (nytimes.com)

(44)

Iran vows to stop mollycoddling protesters, will now kill them plus their families plus their friends PLUS their families AND 10 random people  (nytimes.com)

(127)

General McChrystal says the tide is turning in Afghanistan, which is good since we'll need all of our resources soon for Iran. I mean Yemen  (abcnews.go.com)

(260)

Iranian President Ahmadinejad slams tiny fist down, demands compensation for WWI and WWII. No, seriously  (foxnews.com)

(193)

Kerry's request for swift boat to Iran denied  (edition.cnn.com)

(64)

Head of Iranian soccer federation publicly apologizes for having the audacity to acknowledge the existence of Israeli soccer federation  (cnn.com)

(68)

Iranian government offers free metro tickets to anybody who will come out and not protest them  (online.wsj.com)

(34)

		Iranian ayatollah speaking at Duke: "I am convinced that the regime will collapse. Also, you suck"  (abcnews.go.com)	(137)
(Some Guy)		U.S. intelligence concludes document published by Rupert Murdoch's news outlets on an Iranian "neutron initiator" to be total B.S  (afterdowningstreet.org)	(193)

		White House spokesman Mike Hammer issues strongly-worded statement on Iran, their recent oppression of the masses, and their shortage of the kind of blonde who'd make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window, sport  (news.yahoo.com)	(142)
		That Iranian revolution thing may be on again. This is not a repeat from 1979  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)	(348)

Iran warns protestors that its days of mollycoddling, pampering, indulging, and otherwise playing nursemaid to them are over  (washingtonpost.com)

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(Washington Examiner)

I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but bear with me here: NeoCons want Obama to invade Iran  (washingtonexaminer.com)

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		Iranian nuke negotiator calls for a ban on nuclear weapons so "that Hiroshima is never repeated." Apparently Nagasaki getting nuked three days later doesn't count  (msnbc.msn.com)	(143)
		Ahmadinejad says that Iran's nuclear bomb plans are fake. Adds that if someone has genuine ones, they'd gladly make a deal  (abcnews.go.com)	(69)

		Twitter hacked by Iranians as retaliation for #iranelection. Fark at Defcon 1 or 5 whichever's higher  (washingtonpost.com)	(74)
		Iran seizes Iraqi oil well. Oil well to be tried for illegally hiking on or near Iranian border  (news.yahoo.com)	(122)

Predator drone: $4.5 million. Off the shelf software: $26. Knowing the Iranians just hacked your high-tech surveillance with a program you can get at Best Buy: priceless  (foxnews.com)

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(Some Guy)		Those Iranian protestors responsible for tearing up photos of Ayatollah Khomeini have been sacked. Well, not "sacked" so much as "arrested for torture and interrogation," but sacked sounds so much better, don't you think?  (www1.voanews.com)	(43)
		Three Americans who accidentally crossed into Iran will be tried. And not just becase Iran learned from N. Korea that you get great political concessions for convicting Americans and then negotiating their release  (msnbc.msn.com)	(221)
		It turns out that Iranian nuclear research might not be aimed solely at peaceful energy purposes after all  (washingtonpost.com)	(314)

U.S. freezes Iran's $2 billion Citibank account. Proceeds go to the families of the 299 servicemen killed in the 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut  (online.wsj.com)

(115)

You've decided to drill a borehole to install geothermal heating in your hotel. That's good, but you might want to just double check where the subway lines run before you start  (thelocal.se)

(48)

Not news: the US is at war. News: the strategic objective is to create civil wars within Islamic countries. Fark: it makes sense  (stratfor.com)

(112)

Iran's president has documented evidence the U.S. is blocking the return of the Twelfth Imam, mankind's savior. Or maybe that was 'demented evidence'  (foxnews.com)

(116)

Iran to Bolivia: Here's $1.2 million toward a new hospital. By the way, could you make the nurses wear the hijab? Awesome, thanks  (corner.nationalreview.com)

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Iran... slows... Internet... access.... before... student.... protests  (hosted.ap.org)

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		Boortz picks Fark's "Iran Releases Seamen" as the headline of the day  (boortz.com)	(4)
		Criticize the Iranian government on the streets of Tehran, get clubbed. Criticize them on Facebook from the US, get your relatives back home jailed. That's the Iran way  (online.wsj.com)	(183)

		Police can't decide if death of Iranian whistleblower was murder or suicide. Because lots of folks like a whole bottle of blood pressure medication on their salad  (breitbart.com)	(50)
		Ahmadinejad: Iran will further enrich uranium. You know, for peaceful purposes  (msnbc.msn.com)	(329)
		Iran releases seamen  (google.com)	(98)

		It's a rich, petroleum-exporting country that rudely and arrogantly stands in the way of stopping global warming, and the world should sanction it. Iran? Venezuela? No, Canada  (guardian.co.uk)	(121)
		Oil jumps more than $1 a barrel on news that Iranians seized...a British racing yacht?  (bloomberg.com)	(14)

Iran announces that it sees "little benefit" in belonging to the nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. "So Israel doesn't bomb us into the stone age" curiously absent from their reasoning  (washingtonpost.com)

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IAEA sends strongly worded memo to Iran, U.S. hints at larger font sizes to come    (telegram.com)

(90)

John Bolton has a glorious mustache. Your argument about Iran is invalid, and was so all along  (cbsnews.com)

(122)

Twelve Iranian couples to be stoned after deciding to give partner swapping a try, demonstrating once again how they do everything backwards over there    (smh.com.au)

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		Ahmadinejad in Tehran has a plot / But the US and Israelis think not / So they'll ready their planes / Cos they think he's insane / And build the world's biggest glass parking lot  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(168)
		Iran to conduct another photoshop exercise  (cnn.com)	(22)