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Headlines matching 'Iran'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Yahoo) Sad Senators circulating resolution urging Obama not to try anything sensible like trying to "contain" a nuclear-armed Iran diplomatically the way we did the Soviet Union, but instead go straight to the bombs and tanks  (news.yahoo.com) (130)
(Salon) Obvious When articles invoking the Holocaust and urging creative destruction in Iran appear on the same day in the WaPo, WSJ, Newsweek and Bloomberg News, a skeptical observer might be forgiven for suspecting a well-coordinated propaganda campaign  (salon.com) (378)
(MSNBC) Obvious The "mystery" behind the deaths of the Iranian nuclear scientists has been solved. Guess who? Go ahead. Guess  (rockcenter.msnbc.msn.com) (327)


Wed February 08, 2012
(The Hill) Misc You know, the possibility of attack aside, I have trouble believing the Iranians are sitting there thinking to themselves, "You know, if we could just take out Cleveland"  (thehill.com) (111)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Pakistan: "If Israel attacks Iran, we'll attack Israel." Strange, feels like I've heard this story before  (ynetnews.com) (215)
(The Hill) Fail Having seen the successes of the past decade, 49% of Americans support bombing Iran to prevent them from gaining nukes  (thehill.com) (271)
(Fox News) Scary While everyone is paying attention to Iran having one of our drones, North Korea actually has several of them in its possession and is reverse-engineering them to make their own drone assault fleet  (foxnews.com) (94)
(NewsMax) Interesting Iran bank accounts in the US frozen, basically putting them at a zero balance. Those overdraft fees are gonna be murder  (newsmax.com) (51)
(Fox News) Obvious Obama says US and Israel hope to find diplomatic means of nuking Iran  (foxnews.com) (203)
(CSMonitor) Interesting Iran launches satellite to monitor natural disasters. Camera to be aimed 24/7 at Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  (csmonitor.com) (6)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Obama's Dilemma: how to dissuade Israel from bombing Iran without alienating pro-Israeli voters in November. So, the Obama admin has told Israel that the U.S. won't support an attack on Iran... quietly  (ipsnews.net) (247)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Mossad) Obvious US to launch war with Iran in May, says Israeli media with absolutely no personal interest in creating a self fulfilling prophecy  (debka.com) (134)


Sat January 28, 2012
(News.com.au) Scary In today's episode of "This Should End Well": Syrian rebels capture 7 Iranians, including 5 members of the Revolutionary Guard, in Homs  (news.com.au) (53)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The New York Times) Dumbass Iran says they are alone in this world and thus, must preemptively strike their enemies. Just kidding, it was Israel that said it  (nytimes.com) (92)
(MSNBC) Obvious If Iran didn't already know how to cause serious problems for the US in a future Persian Gulf conflict, they sure as hell do now  (msnbc.msn.com) (128)


Thu January 26, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Iran:"Even though your sanctions are having no effect on us at all we'd still like to talk about ending the sanctions  (bbc.co.uk) (56)
(Haaretz) Scary Iran: "We're ready to negotiate." Israel: "Negotiate our bombs"  (haaretz.com) (143)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary In what is not in any way indicative of a pending attack on Iran, 15,000 US troops enter Kuwait to...spread merriment and joy... Subby will be in his bunker  (liverpoolstudentmedia.com) (72)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird Iran responds to EU sanctions by announcing the execution of a Canadian  (nakedsecurity.sophos.com) (82)
(CBS News) Amusing Psst...Ahmed, Look out the window, is the carrier gone? You sure? okay. *clears throat* You western Imperialist dogs had better drop your sanctions against Iran if you want to keep using the Straits of Hormuz  (cbsnews.com) (126)


Mon January 23, 2012
(The Times of India) News EU approves embargo on Iranian oil. The you-know-what is about to hit the you-know-where   (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (330)
(Telegraph) Scary Britain, the United States and France successfully complete "Operation I'm Not Touching You"  (telegraph.co.uk) (143)


Fri January 20, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Spiffy America's secret weapon if Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz? Dolphins  (theatlanticwire.com) (81)
(Yahoo) Asinine US Army officer confirms that team of US commandos are nearing the Iranian border. Also adds that they will cross the border at 32°11' 4" N by 53°5'12" E at exactly 11:34 Zulu right near that great ambush spot  (news.yahoo.com) (67)


Thu January 19, 2012
(ABC) Unlikely Iran claims that after the murder of their scientist, 1,000 students switched their majors to nuclear science. Of course since most used to be "comparative medieval poetry" majors, this isn't expected to help much  (abcnews.go.com) (57)
(TC Palm) Florida Woman arrested for stealing more than 130 sticks of men's antiperspirant products. Police on lookout for woman smelling like football, bare-knuckle fights, and victory  (tcpalm.com) (13)
(Telegraph) Asinine Iranian actress banned from Iran over nude pictorial  (telegraph.co.uk) (89)
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Iranian fisherman Rescue trifecta is now complete  (huffingtonpost.com) (15)
(Some Guy) Asinine Having not paid attention to Iraq or Afghanistan, Iran asks the world's largest military force to kick its ass back into the stone age  (usnews.com) (77)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Foreign Policy) Dumbass Ron Paul invokes the Millard Fillmore Doctrine  (blog.foreignpolicy.com) (128)
(The Times of India) Obvious Russia warns strike on Iran would be a 'catastrophe.' Yes, catastrophic for Iran, but the rest of the world would probably get over it  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (28)


Tue January 17, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Amusing Iran continues trolling the American Government  (theatlanticwire.com) (217)


Sun January 15, 2012
(MSNBC) Stupid In an effort to isolate themselves from everybody, Iran says that any OPEC country that tries to increase oil production to offset any Iranian oil embargo will be considered an "unfriendly act"  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (168)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The New York Times) Scary If Iran steps over the line US may be forced to mark them a zero. There are rules  (nytimes.com) (117)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Iran: "Our nuclear scientists are randomly asploding." USA: "Wasn't us." Israel: "I understand there has been a problem with suicides among the scientists, LOL"  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(STLToday) Obvious medIa insiSts they'Re bAffled, have no idEa who is going after nucLear scientists  (stltoday.com) (164)


Wed January 11, 2012
(The Hill) Obvious The Pentagon wants to "lower the temperature" when it comes to Iran. Preferably to absolute zero  (thehill.com) (72)
(BBC) News Another Iranian nuclear scientist has car trouble  (bbc.co.uk) (548)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Wired) Followup I'm not saying Iran brought down the American RQ-170 spy drone with flying saucers and force fields... but it was flying saucers and force fields  (wired.com) (87)
(Google) Spiffy US ship rescues Iranian sailors at sea. This is not a repeat from Thursday  (google.com) (84)
(BBC) Amusing Russia borrows a page from Iran's playbook  (bbc.co.uk) (10)


Mon January 09, 2012
(MSNBC) Ironic Santorum on why Iran shouldn't have nukes: "They're a theocracy. They have deeply embedded beliefs that the afterlife is better than this life." Clearly, Santorum is jealous  (video.msnbc.msn.com) (186)
(The Raw Story) Scary Leon Panetta lets it slip that Iran is indeed developing nuclear capabilities  (rawstory.com) (175)
(CNN) Stupid Now that the orgasmic glow of that whole "American navy rescued our sailors from pirates and we said thank you" thing has faded, Iran decides to roll over and sentence a captured American citizen to death  (cnn.com) (122)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Fox News) Followup In the wake of the US saving their sailors from pirates, Iran ups the rhetoric and threatens full-scale war, nuclear devastation, and....wait, they said thankyou? And Fox reported it? What is this i don't even  (foxnews.com) (95)


Fri January 06, 2012
(CNN) Ironic Guess who rescued the crew of a hijacked Iranian fishing boat?  (cnn.com) (141)
(Reuters) Followup Iran plans more war games in strait, obviously unaware that the only way to win is not to play  (reuters.com) (42)


Thu January 05, 2012
(CSMonitor) Interesting Iran's overvalued, oil-dependent currency is collapsing  (csmonitor.com) (44)
(Canoe) Scary Canadian Defence Minister marries hot Iranian chick. What could possibly go wrong?  (cnews.canoe.ca) (132)


Wed January 04, 2012
(truTV) Scary Most plausible 2012 conspiracy theory predictions: The US will go to war with Iran, Alex Jones will spontaneously combust from yelling  (trutv.com) (100)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Reuters) Amusing Iran to U.S. Navy: Keep your fleet out of the Persian Gulf, or we'll publish pictures of us sinking your ships. U.S. Navy: That'd be one hell of a Photoshop job  (reuters.com) (512)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Iran produces its first nuclear fuel rod. Happy New Year  (foxnews.com) (190)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Silly Iran says it tracked and filmed a US aircraft carrier in the Gulf of Oman, revealing the worrying strides Iran has made in their "being able to find objects larger than a skyscraper that aren't trying to hide from you" technology  (news.yahoo.com) (106)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting U.S. sends the Iranians a little message about closing the strategic Strait of Hormuz if the West imposes sanctions. The U.S. Navy's 5th Fleet  (news.yahoo.com) (363)


Tue December 27, 2011
(The New York Times) Unlikely Iran threatens to sink own navy if its demands aren't met  (nytimes.com) (194)
(ABC) Asinine Iran now found guilty of 9/11. Venezuela, you're looking pretty suspicious. Oh, and France? If you don't stop pissing us off, you'll be guilty of 9/11 too  (abcnews.go.com) (71)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Fox News) Dumbass Iran announces plans to conduct Navy drills with...... CTRL+V, V, V, V, V, V, V, V....most fearsome, awe inspiring flotilla known to mankind  (foxnews.com) (139)


Wed December 21, 2011
(The American Interest) Interesting French, Americans, Germans and Saudis now allied against Iran, but will have to come up with a less-awkward acronym before the bombings begin   (blogs.the-american-interest.com) (83)
(BBC) Hero An Iranian diplomat who saved thousands of Jews in Nazi-occupied Paris died in poverty and obscurity thirty years ago. Finally his story is being told. "There is no distinction 'I am Muslim, he is Jew' or whatever"  (bbc.co.uk) (57)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Salon) Dumbass Cheney urges "quick airstrike" against Iran, to be followed by a "swift invasion" that will pay for itself when the teeming masses rise up to embrace their American liberators  (salon.com) (259)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Think Progress) Dumbass Romney says Obama is "weak and timid" for not pushing America headlong into a war with Iran or whatever  (thinkprogress.org) (116)
(USA Today) Followup Pentagon official confirms that Iran's captured stealth drone is a fake  (usatoday.com) (207)


Wed December 14, 2011
(The Register) Followup Industrial controller weakness used to ruin Iran's enrichment plant is worrying the US now that the cat is out of the bag  (theregister.co.uk) (66)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Scotsman) Dumbass Member of the Iranian parliament: If the world wants to make the region insecure, we will make the world insecure." So we'll start by playing this little game of closing the Straits of Hormuz  (scotsman.com) (118)
(CNN) Obvious Iran says it can control downed American drone, bringing the grand total of countries able to do so to one  (cnn.com) (187)


Mon December 12, 2011
(BBC) Unlikely Iranians becoming more like Americans every day; they're threatening to sue the US over the drone that went down in their territory  (bbc.co.uk) (101)


Fri December 09, 2011
(The Sun) Weird Only pansies kill themselves with guns or pills. Real men kill themselves with piranhas  (thesun.co.uk) (59)
(Celebslam) Interesting With unemployment at 8.6% and the economy in the tank, it's time to focus on what's really important: Rachel Bilson and Miranda Kerr wore the same dress to different events  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (35)


Thu December 08, 2011
(The New York Times) Followup Iran releases video footage of downed RQ-170 drone. How'd they photoshop that?  (nytimes.com) (361)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Guardian) Amusing News: Iran steals allies' invasion plan from British Embassy. Fark: the invasion of France  (guardian.co.uk) (61)
(MSNBC) Amusing US officials are desperately searching for new bad names to call Iran besides "world's fourth largest oil producer"  (msnbc.msn.com) (68)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting UK paper Daily MIrror opines that the US will likely hit Iran within two weeks with massive airstrikes. Then again, they also have a story titled "Two drivers still on road after eight drink-drive convictions EACH", so... let's see  (mirror.co.uk) (64)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious Just when gas prices were actually dropping below $3.00 a gallon in some places, Iran pulls a HA HA moment  (reuters.com) (150)
(Yahoo) News Iranian military photoshops out U.S. drone  (news.yahoo.com) (260)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Canada.com) Sad Being a gay Iranian immigrant in Canada is supposed to be easier than being gay in Iran, that is, if they had gays in Iran  (canada.com) (72)
(New York Magazine) Followup Michele Bachmann says she's "fully aware" we don't have an embassy in Iran; she was just applauding the Brits. Or something  (nymag.com) (71)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Experts wonder if Israel was behind those explosions at Iran's nuclear plants, if water is wet, if the sky is blue and if beer is spilled on Fark's servers every now and then  (nydailynews.com) (363)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Bachmann says she would close the non-existent U.S. embassy in Iran  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (175)
(News.com.au) Scary In anticipation of Israel's extremely imminent WWIII-initiating attack upon Iran, Britain has evacuated its embassy. Enjoy your holidays  (news.com.au) (192)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Reagan shooter wants more time out of hospital. And maybe a date with Jodie. No pressure  (news.yahoo.com) (36)
(Yahoo) Amusing FL Congressman attacks reporter for being "an advocate" after the reporter couldn't help laughing in his face when the Congressman made a pants-on-head-stupid comment about foreign policy  (news.yahoo.com) (201)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Golden opportunity for more Iranian Photoshop fail, as missile site sustains an "accident"  (foxnews.com) (27)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Some jerk wins $1M lottery for the second time in three years  (news.yahoo.com) (47)
(Yahoo) Misc FARC blames Colombia for captives' deaths, Readit blames ForeChan. Dig seen sobbing on the corner  (news.yahoo.com) (37)
(Some puzzled rescuers) Amusing "We saw two men, who were Iranians, drowning in the sea. We took them on our boat and battled the sea 45 minutes until we reached land. They hugged and kissed us, but when we told them we were Israelis, they got up and ran away"  (ynetnews.com) (88)
(Yahoo) Obvious Iran bans video game for predicting the future  (news.yahoo.com) (82)
(Yahoo) Obvious Behind the Cheddar Curtain: Wisconsin woman calls 911 to try to stop her husband from leaving a bar in the final hours of the long holiday weekend  (news.yahoo.com) (14)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Miranda Kerr reveals how to get Orlando Bloom in the mood. Step one: Be Miranda Kerr. Two: Wear dwarf outfit and carry large axe  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)
(CBC) News Iranians storm British embassy, but are only able to find a bunch of guys with Canadian passports  (cbc.ca) (136)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Spokesman.com) Followup Twenty years later, lawyer determines Ronald Reagan was not criminally liable in the Iran-Contra affair  (spokesman.com) (105)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious Reuters has done a careful analysis and has determined that we're not at war with Iran  (reuters.com) (42)


Fri November 18, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine Iran mildly rebuked by UN agency. Not as powerful as a strongly worded letter, but more powerful than "Oh you mischievous scamp"  (nytimes.com) (28)


Thu November 17, 2011
(MSNBC) Misc Some people think its stupid to swim in piranha infested waters. Then there are the toeless Brazilians  (msnbc.msn.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Interesting Boeing delivers first batch of 30,000-pound bunker-busting bombs to Air Force. Iran busy photoshopping new underwear for nuclear scientists  (wtkr.com) (161)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Forget Iran and North Korea... we're going to war with Australia  (english.alarabiya.net) (89)
(Reuters) Scary Iran is to help with Turkey nuclear power plant. Wow, and I thought those pop up thermometers were some high tech stuff  (reuters.com) (9)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Townhall) Interesting Before we go to the polls in 2012, let's find out if the GOP is becoming again the same old War Party that bankrupted the nation  (townhall.com) (213)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Rick Perry totally redeemed himself in the last debate with his sharp answer on Iran, his views on enhanced interrogation, and, um, I can't remember the other reason. Oops  (redstate.com) (38)
(Smh.com.au) Obvious Coincidentally, the Iranian arms chief spontaneously detonates. Coincidentally  (smh.com.au) (72)


Sun November 13, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Fareed Zakaria urges caution before launching into war with Iran, even if we are rushing to get the complete Middle East War collection   (globalpublicsquare.blogs.cnn.com) (171)
(Reuters) Interesting Iran says it has detected Duqu computer virus. Christopher Lee denies any reponsibility  (reuters.com) (45)
(Salon) Interesting Son of conservative Iranian cleric critical of Ahmadinejad found dead of an apparent suicide in Dubai. The fact that he handcuffed himself, then shot four bullets in the back of his own head makes it really apparent he wanted to kill himself  (salon.com) (52)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Scary Iran takes one in the arsenal  (chicagotribune.com) (88)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Guardian) Scary While all but one GOP contender would nuke Iran from orbit, US SecDef warns against it saying "You've got to be careful of unintended consequences here". Like closing the Strait of Hormuz  (guardian.co.uk) (89)


Tue November 08, 2011
(BBC) Obvious International Atomic Energy Agency releases a 25-page report detailing how they were the last people in the world to realize Iran is trying to make nuclear weapons  (bbc.co.uk) (128)
(Fox News) Stupid All the world waits in anticipation, forgetting the crisis in Greece, throwing aside all concern over a nuclear threat from Iran, and we wonder--does Courtney Strodden have fake boobs?  (foxnews.com) (85)
(Foreign Policy) Obvious Five reasons why using the military option against Iran is a bad idea. General rule of never starting a land war in Asia conspicuously missing  (foreignpolicy.com) (67)


Mon November 07, 2011
(National Post) Interesting Canadian Security Intelligence Service could soon be allowed to spy overseas, which is bad news for the people running Iran's secret maple syrup reactors   (fullcomment.nationalpost.com) (30)
(BBC) Obvious Russia thinks out loud that an airstrike on Iran is an excellent way to push oil over $150 a barrel  (bbc.co.uk) (82)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Ron Paul says we should offer friendship to Iran instead of bombing them. Clearly, this is demagoguery of a crazy extreme racist  (washingtonpost.com) (373)
(New York Daily News) Scary UN atomic agency to reveal proof of Iranian nuclear warhead work. EVERYBODY PANIC IN A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER  (nydailynews.com) (141)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing "Let's play Cowboys and Iranians" poster at restaurant causing a bit of a stir  (abclocal.go.com) (193)
(Smh.com.au) Followup Iranian soccer players face 74 lashes after celebrating ending a losing streak with a televised UFIA w/ pic  (smh.com.au) (65)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Reuters) Obvious Israel sends Iran a little hint by test-firing a missile that can 'tap' them on their shoulders and put a bang in their ear  (reuters.com) (213)


Tue November 01, 2011
(LA Times) Stupid Iranian football federation suspends soccer players for celebrating a goal in an "immoral" manner: a fanny pat. Subby thinks it really should depend on the Persian doing it  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (12)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy PhD student at University of Illinois makes major leap in weapons research. For Iran  (kevinkarsch.com) (14)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Al Jazeera) Ironic Iran rejects UN report on 'rights abuses' claiming the evidence is poorly sourced, outdated, and they can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in their time  (english.aljazeera.net) (18)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Starpulse) Stupid Miranda Kerr to model a $2.5 million bra during the Victoria's Secet Fashion Show. #OccupyVictoriasSecret   (starpulse.com) (45)


Wed October 12, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Biden opens mouth, declares war on Iran  (cnn.com) (135)
(Canoe) Followup Saudi Arabia says Iran will "pay the price" for that trying to kill their ambassador thingee. Hey isn't the penalty for attempted murder beheading? How would they behead an entire coun-- oh  (cnews.canoe.ca) (137)
(Fox News) Obvious If you picked "less than one day" as your answer for "How long would it take Fox News to start calling for war against Iran," come on down  (foxnews.com) (288)
(CBS News) Followup Iran: Oh, we just plan to blow up ONE Saudi diplomat in the United States and now they're trying to turn the whole world against us  (cbsnews.com) (154)

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