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Headlines matching 'Iowa'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Des Moines Register) Followup Charges against Iowa burlesque dancers dropped after technical difficulties with the video that allegedly showed them baring too much skin during a balloon-pop routine (w/ picture of Iowa burlesque dancers)  (desmoinesregister.com) (196)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Iowa City CrimeStoppers release surveillance photo of man stealing a "Fark Me Silly #1" model "mega masturbator" from adult toy store  (thesmokinggun.com) (89)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Mystery lottery winner knows he's won $14.3 million but doesn't want it. That's a lot of trips back to the Bizarro world  (huffingtonpost.com) (80)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Mentally retarded man fired from a grocery store for "stealing" $0.20 has been offered his job back, though he's not sure he wants to work for the kind of dicks who would fire a retarded man over twenty cents  (news.yahoo.com) (192)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Silly Iowans upset that they have to wait for up to three years for a hunting permit while celebrities like Bo Jackson can just waltz in and get one whenever they want. Funny who Iowans consider celebrities  (desmoinesregister.com) (92)


Fri January 20, 2012
(NPR) Followup Iowa Republicans: OK, you know, maybe Santorum didn't win after all. Fark it, stop asking us, there's still another 47 states to go WE DON'T NEED THIS PRESSURE. Oh, dibs on being first in the nation next time, too  (npr.org) (51)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Santorum actually won by 69. Ew  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (32)
(CBS South Carolina) News Rick Perry loses Iowa contest, loses New Hampshire contest, and...uh will forget the third contest  (www2.wspa.com) (165)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Iowa GOP: Santorum won Iowa and we're going declare it a tie. BTW, we accidentally lost eight precincts worth of ballots so vote Republican  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (99)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Grinding Kid) Video Because you can't do anything today on the internets because of SOPA and PIPA protests, here's some local Iowa news about grinding at Iowa school dances  (kcci.com) (10)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing News: Top high school defensive back throws his mom under the bus. Fark: on live national TV. IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY, AIN"T NOBODY HAPPY  (sports.yahoo.com) (51)
(NYPost) Obvious The case for harmonious lock-step authoritarian group-think  (nypost.com) (28)
(National Review) Unlikely Rick Santorum didn't say the word "black" when referring to welfare recipients, he said "bligh," obviously referring to welfare queen ship captains against whom we must rise up in mutiny  (nationalreview.com) (410)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Iowa caucus voter counter says Mitt Romney accidentally received 20 extra votes from his district. If that's true, there's going to be a lot of Santorum on GOP leaders' faces come tomorrow   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (99)
(truTV) Amusing A journalist's experience in Iowa. "One elderly woman told me to 'go away' when I asked her about her Romney button, and another flipped me the bird. I even tried holding a baby"  (blog.trutv.com) (69)
(Some Guy) Dumbass The five young, gay Iowa Republican caucus-goers interviewed in this article have bright futures as pretzel bakers, contortionists  (washingtonblade.com) (79)
(The New York Times) Interesting Let me posit a hypothetical of why Perry is still campaigning : Rick Perry has discovered he's the evil son of Jor-El, destined to fight his half brother Obama for control of the universe. Otherwise, it's over dude   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Interesting Fresh off his last-place finish in Iowa, Jon Huntsman reminds everyone he's still in the race, still thinks he's relevant. Which, given past history, means he'll be the new GOP frontrunner by Sunday  (portsmouth-nh.patch.com) (44)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Salon) PSA Rick Santorum is against non-reproductive sex. Yes, even if you're married  (salon.com) (491)
(CBS News) Amusing Last night in Iowa--the only place quieter than the Michelle Bachmann headquarters? The Barack Obama caucus meetings  (cbsnews.com) (112)
(CSMonitor) Followup Rick Perry has assessed that the Iowa voters don't know what they're talking about, stays in the race for some reason  (csmonitor.com) (55)
(Politico) Obvious Ron Paul, deeply ashamed of his third place finish in the Iowa caucus, assures his followers "there's nothing to be ashamed of"  (politico.com) (287)
(Buzzfeed) Obvious McCain to endorse Romney. In related news, hotel rooms are going fast for Obama's second inauguration ceremony next January  (buzzfeed.com) (85)
(Politico) Amusing According to RON PAUL, RON PAUL is real winner at the Iowa caucuses. RON PAUL  (politico.com) (162)
(MSNBC) Followup Romney comes first, followed by Santorum  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (278)
(Fox News) News Santorum surprises caucus in a tight one  (foxnews.com) (309)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Uproxx) Amusing Iowa is more than cornfields, cows, and slack-jawed yokels, claims Iowan  (uproxx.com) (38)
(Some Iowan) Interesting After a year and a half, tens of millions spent, and several candidates; so begins the actual voting. (Your Iowa Caucus thread.)  (iowagop.org) (lots)
(Huffington Post) Ironic Iowa's Republican frontrunners taking cues from A: Pollsters? B: The public? or C: Sharia Law?  (huffingtonpost.com) (102)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Michele Bachmann wins in Iowa...what?...oh  (myfoxdc.com) (67)
(Fox News) Obvious Motherfarkin' caucuses, how do they work? Fox News readers want to know  (foxnews.com) (97)
(Buzzfeed) Unlikely Just so you can say you've now seen it, here is Ron Paul's secret plan to actually win  (buzzfeed.com) (143)


Mon January 02, 2012
(LA Times) Fail Some Iowa Democrats caucusing for RON PAUL because Obama is too weak-kneed and conservative  (articles.latimes.com) (404)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Newt Gingrich says Obama shouldn't take 2012 salary because he won't be in the office much and he doesn't have a pocket constitution to govern with  (washingtonpost.com) (119)
(CNN) Interesting Because of Iowa's halfway decent economic state, they might be disinterested in candidates focusing on the economy. With helpful photo of what Iowans disinterested in a candidate may look like  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (30)
(Yahoo) Amusing Bachmann admits to supporters that it will take "a miracle" to save her campaign. Apparently she figures that since God isn't busy with Tim Tebow anymore, maybe he's got some spare time  (news.yahoo.com) (23)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious A look at just who votes in Iowa's Republican caucus. Yes, they're mostly old white people  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (44)
(CNN) Obvious Iowa voters don't feel the remaining Republican candidates for President give them enough options. Apparently some chapters of the DSM-IV still don't have candidates representing them  (cnn.com) (87)
(CBS News) Obvious The overhyped, unrepresentative Iowa caucuses  (cbsnews.com) (65)
(BusinessWeek) Asinine Either this article is about politics, or "Iowa Surprise" is a euphemism for a frightening sex act  (businessweek.com) (29)


Sun January 01, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Santorum Glitter Bombed in Iowa: "Stop the hate, TASTE THE RAINBOW"  (youtube.com) (140)


Sat December 31, 2011
(CNN) Stupid Handsome President and all-around swell guy Mitt Romney calls Barack Obama "a footnote in history" (link updated)   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (144)


Fri December 30, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting "It's the economy, stupid." Iowa voters: "The what?"  (nytimes.com) (86)
(Politico) Asinine Meet two campaign finance loopholes the size of Iowa  (politico.com) (32)
(inagist.com) Followup News: Author uses the sophomoric headline "Santorum Surges from Behind". Fark: Snarky twitter lad tweets headline across the internets. Ultrafark: Santorum retweeted it  (inagist.com) (70)
(Politico) Scary In order to prevent a Ron Paul victory at the Iowa caucuses, the GOP have moved the vote-counting to an undisclosed location  (politico.com) (209)


Thu December 29, 2011
(CBS New York) Stupid Old and busted: Romney calling himself unemployed. New hotness: Newt Gingrich calling himself middle class. With bonus ironic pot-shot at Bloomberg  (newyork.cbslocal.com) (60)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Silly Iowa City is under siege by crows. Their solution to the invasion? Yellow balloons and reflective streamers. Surely that will triumph  (press-citizen.com) (71)
(Des Moines Register) Fail The Iowa chairman for Michele Bachmann's presidential campaign has left his position and signed on with RON PAUL. This is the biggest blow a Bachmann has taken since Marcus realized he didn't have $500 on him for that transvestite hooker   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (21)
(CSMonitor) Unlikely Santorum surging. Hopes to continue strong push from behind, squirt through in Iowa, explode onto the scene in early primaries, and run all over his Republican competition  (csmonitor.com) (65)


Wed December 28, 2011
(CNN) Interesting From frontal assaults to Washington, to full-blown kamikaze strikes to all of the GOP, Candidates turn negative in multimillion dollar Iowa television ad bombardment  (cnn.com) (37)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Today's weather forecast: Godzilla is retrograding towards Iowa, but by Wednesday Mothra will swoop in from the northwest and push Godzilla off to the east  (i.imgur.com) (25)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Newt Gingrich divorces himself from half of his bus tour stops in Iowa  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (140)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Some Blog) Unlikely PROBLEMS: Your candidate isn't going to win the primary, and SOPA may not pass. SOLUTION: BLAME ANONYMOUS   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) (178)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Silly Citizens of Coralville, Iowa outraged that Old Country Buffet shut down without notice. "There are no buffets left in town. What will we do?"  (press-citizen.com) (77)
(The New Republic) Obvious How social conservatives blew it in Iowa... not that there's anything wrong with that  (tnr.com) (38)
(CNN) VideoEdit Rick Santorum has a new 'popup video' ad in Iowa. Make your own popup video ad for a Presidential candidate   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (46)


Thu December 22, 2011
(CBS News) Silly Showing his masterful grasp of American political history, Newt Gingrich challenges Mitt Romney to a Lincoln-Douglas style debate. Tiebreakers to include ba'ar wrasslin', rail spilttin' and axe throwin'  (cbsnews.com) (95)
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) PSA If you've recently gotten divorced, laid off, or experienced some other negative life-changing event, the best city to start your new life in is...Iowa City? Really?  (press-citizen.com) (52)


Wed December 21, 2011
(National Geographic) Followup New deep-fried planets found, surprisingly not at the Iowa State Fair  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (23)
(Townhall) Hero So, if the Tea Party wants a president who will actually do things, Newt's their guy  (finance.townhall.com) (102)
(Politico) Obvious Faced with the prospect of voting for a sociopathic Catholic womanizer or a flip-flopping Mormon cultist, Evangelicals are getting desperate  (politico.com) (50)
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing When a man in a camouflage coat grabs your hand in an Iowa grocery store and calls you 'a farking asshole' to your face, it might be time to take stock of your position in the state  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (145)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Politico) Obvious Conservatives and Republican elites in Iowa want voters to ignore Ron Paul win because it might kill the first-in-the-nation caucuses, not realizing that one does not simply ignore RON PAUL  (politico.com) (117)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Noted election prophet Nate Silver has some VERY INTERESTING predictions for the Iowa Caucus  (elections.nytimes.com) (516)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Silly Michele Bachmann tells Santa all she wants for Christmas is to "win in Iowa." Santa forced to tell her he's not real and not all wishes come true  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (29)
(LA Times) Amusing Rick Perry compares himself to Tim Tebow. Let's see: overly religious, none too bright, wildly overrated, and nobody can figure out how he's still in the game? Yeah that fits  (articles.latimes.com) (63)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Fox News) Interesting Newt loves Iowa like a mistress, Santorum's frothing at the mouth, PAUL is Fed up, Huntsman is invisible, Romney's undies are laced up tight, Bachmann's still mayor of Crazy Town, and Perry...I forgot. Tonight...we debate in hell  (foxnews.com) (830)
(Reason Magazine) Dumbass Fox News' Chris Wallace: If Ron Paul wins Iowa, "it won't count"  (reason.com) (260)
(Politico) Amusing The eight most memorable attacks the GOP candidates have made against one another since May  (politico.com) (19)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Some Darth) Cool BioWare kicks off Star Wars: The Old Republic headstart two days early, causing a great disturbance among those who didn't get in yet  (shacknews.com) (150)


Sun December 11, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Facts have a liberal bias  (usatoday.com) (160)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Des Moines Register) PSA Tonight at 8PM, the remaining GOP candidates square off for a debate in Des Moines, Iowa in an attempt to be the last seated when the music stops. Here's a handy rundown of the hopefuls, from RON PAUL to the corndog lady  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (882)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Followup New poll says Iowans are jazzed over Newt Gingrich, be-bopped over Ron Paul, waltzed over Mitt Romney, and yakkity saxed over Michelle Bachmann   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (121)
(Huffington Post) Strange Will Ferrell is endorsing Old Milwaukee beer--for free--and filming all of his commercials in one of Iowa's biggest cities, Davenport  (huffingtonpost.com) (62)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Evangelical priest in Iowa sending out a new video in which he calls Newt Gingrich the "Kim Kardashian of the GOP"  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (106)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Same-sex marriages pump $12M into Iowa economy. Supporters a little choked up about the plethora of ceremonies while the fundies are still really butthurt over the whole thing  (huffingtonpost.com) (139)


Wed December 07, 2011
(NJ.com) Obvious Chris Christie heads to Iowa to put some weight behind Mitt Romney's campaign  (nj.com) (37)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Politico) Hero Ron Paul's new ad goes negative on GOP frontrunner Newt Gingrich. Meanwhile, Mitt Romney is reportedly "seriously considering" going milquetoast  (politico.com) (105)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Some Iowa Lover) Sappy Just your average small town Iowa kid ordering a drink at a bar. From a 100 year-old bartender  (siouxcityjournal.com) (11)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Silly Christine O'Donnell meets with a coven of Tea Party supporters in Iowa  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (45)
(Slate) Spiffy Don't look now, but guess who is in second place (and moving up) in the latest Iowa poll? Take a deep breath and repeat after me... RON PAUL RON PAUL RON PAUL  (slate.com) (86)
(Politico) Amusing Not only did RON PAUL decline to participate in Trump's upcoming derp-a-fest; he also laid some serious smack-down  (politico.com) (188)


Sat December 03, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Championship weekend is upon us. From Atlanta to Charlotte to Indianapolis, it's a Saturday of college football with enough games to make everyone forget how the BCS has killed the entire sport  (espn.go.com) (2382)


Fri December 02, 2011
(USA Today) Fail That wet splat you just heard was Cain's ranking in the polls bottoming out in the single digits. That, or he just finished up with another mistress  (usatoday.com) (104)
(Think Progress) Dumbass If same-sex marriage is permitted, Bachmann's Iowa co-chair warns, next people will want to marry inanimate objects, such as the Eiffel tower. Personally, I'm more of an Arc de Triomphe guy  (thinkprogress.org) (180)


Sun November 27, 2011
(WQAD) Fail Fifteen people showed up to a Michele Bachmann event in Iowa  (wqad.com) (167)


Fri November 25, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Iowa learns the only reason they were allowed into the Big Ten is that Nebraska needed a team to make its biatch  (scores.espn.go.com) (22)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Quad City Times) Followup Iowa's ultra-conservative, ultra-Christian group Family Leader says it will nominate either Perry, Santorum, Gingrich, or Bachmann  (qctimes.com) (412)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Politico) Followup The, um, "highlights" of last night's GOP debate  (politico.com) (140)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) PSA Mitt Romney to take time off to watch the other Republican candidates trip over themselves. This is your Des Moines GOP debate thread (5PM EDT)  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (179)
(ESPN) Cool Ole Blue vs Big Red, Trojans vs Ducks, Rebels vs Tigers, it's already shaping up to be a great college football thread  (espn.go.com) (1597)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious "One of the Republican weaknesses is that they rely too much on consultants and too much on talking points, and they don't rely enough on actually knowing things," says noted hippie socialist Newt Gingrich  (blogs.cbn.com) (75)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Authoriteh) Strange While your teenager is bragging about being class president, this kid was just elected mayor  (kwwl.com) (29)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Iowans react to Rick Perry's spectacular fail  (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (114)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Fail Just how up to date are Iowans on the election? Many of them believe that Herman Cain's 999 plan will help them. Yes, they still think there are three 9s involved   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (82)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Strange Ron Paul wins Iowa Republican organization's straw poll. So naturally, the organization is endorsing Rick Santorum  (blog.chron.com) (123)


Mon October 31, 2011
(CBS News) Followup If you build it, he will come ... and eventually buy it  (cbsnews.com) (9)


Sun October 30, 2011
(New York Daily News) Hero Michele Bachmann: I would 'not do anything' for children of illegal immigrants, We don't owe them anything,"  (nydailynews.com) (246)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Amusing Great Pumpkin caper in Iowa. See, I TOLD you he was real  (desmoinesregister.com) (25)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Slate) Fail Despite doing absolutely nothing, Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich are polling well in Iowa, proving once and for all the Midwest loves lazy people  (slate.com) (111)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Asinine A small private college in Iowa has "gender neutral dorms," where bathrooms and showers are unisex. Yeah, that won't cause problems  (desmoinesregister.com) (265)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Slate) Followup Herman Cain is poised to win Iowa. So why is he wholly ignoring the state? Presumambly, because it's Iowa  (slate.com) (134)
(ESPN) Cool Will LSU miss its suspended players? Can Sparty take down the Badgers? Can Mizzou keep up with the Cowboys? It's time for a Saturday college football thread  (espn.go.com) (1538)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious Michelle Bachmann's entire New Hampshire staff jumps ship  (politics.blogs.foxnews.com) (65)
(Boston.com) Interesting Report: WVU to the Big 12. Closest would-be opponent is Iowa State, 871 miles away. Finally, some sanity in this realignment mess  (articles.boston.com) (64)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Til death do us part  (news.yahoo.com) (117)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Des Moines Register) Followup Police have found the man responsible for stealing hundreds of pigs from Iowa farms over the past few months. Some people will do anything for bacon  (desmoinesregister.com) (33)
(Des Moines Register) Sad Not much happening this week in Lehigh, Iowa, unless you count the zombies  (desmoinesregister.com) (40)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Gizmodo) Cool Iowa National Guard machine gunner develops Predator-style ammo backpack, still ain't got time to bleed  (gizmodo.com) (64)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Florida Argument over barbecue ribs leads to an arrest for destruction of property, assault.Oh, Flor--wait, Iowa? Really?  (press-citizen.com) (56)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Iowa City Press-Citizen) Spiffy University of Iowa may allow a fraternity for gay, bisexual and "progressive" men. The lesbians already have sororities  (press-citizen.com) (76)

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