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Headlines matching 'Infraction'
Tue April 09, 2013
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(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Man won't stop singing 'Thrift Shop' at thrift shop, so girlfriend assaults him
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Sun April 07, 2013
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
North Pole man acquitted of kidnapping. So that's what Santa does in the off-season
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Fri April 05, 2013
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
After being robbed and shot at, and the attackers scamper off to their pick-up truck to flee, do you A) call 911, B) thank the good Lord that you are alive, or C) jump into the bed of the truck as it drives off to try to retrieve your purse?
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Tue April 02, 2013
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Assault with papayas and a mooning over an unwelcome invitation for sexy time, Or, as it's known in Florida, Tuesday
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Mon April 01, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
For those that wonder why stores have steel posts around the entrance
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Sat March 30, 2013
(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Port Orchard man arrested for third-degree assault and harassment due to forcing dear old dad to (a) live in filthy basement (b) stop cursing in presence of grandchildren (c) go to church with him under pretense that Dad was Satan and he was God
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Fri March 29, 2013
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
When you call the sex assault hotline and the voice on the other end says, "Ladies, to talk to interesting and exciting guys, free, press 1 now," your confusion would be understandable
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Tue March 26, 2013
(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Not news: Roommate draws a penis on you while you're passed out News: You wake up and beat him and then get arrested for assault Fark: You forget to wash off the penis and it shows up in your mugshot
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(Kitsap Sun)
 
 
 
Boy this is really good coffee. Does it sound like I'm talking fast because I feel like I'm talking fast. What did you put in this coffee? I feel odd and want to color. Sure you can look through my jewelry collection. This is some coffee
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Wed March 20, 2013
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Not news: Camera manufacturer doesn't like product review. News: Sends out DMCA takedown notice. FARK: Citing trademark, not copyright, infringement. UltraFARK: The backtracking statement is even worse
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Tue March 19, 2013
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The assault on the First Amendment continues as court rules that you can't falsely yell "Bingo" in a crowded bingo hall
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Fri March 15, 2013
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Meh: Hollywood is out of ideas. OUTRAGE: Hollywood is out of sex scenes
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Wed March 13, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Longhorn's WR shows Longhorn's tennis player his forehand and winds up in jail
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Sat March 09, 2013
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
When a surprise exorcism goes real wrong: TN lawyer for the man accused of hosting demons suggests that $3.5 million will help them all walk the path of the righteous
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Wed March 06, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The deputy yelled, 'Stay back and drop the mop,' but Laundre kept coming"
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Tue February 26, 2013
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man assaults his brother-in-law with a Taco Bell burrito. Usually its the burrito itself that does the assaulting
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you're going to drunkenly assault police officers, try not to be carrying the individually packaged bags of pot you were going to sell that night
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Mon February 25, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Student charged with an honor code violation for "intimidating" her rapist by speaking publicly
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Tue February 19, 2013
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The Pirate Bay to sue anti-piracy organization for copyright infringement
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Thu February 14, 2013
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
After losing her Poise, woman charged with assault for throwing used tampon at officers. Now hopes that she can Stayfree
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Wed February 13, 2013
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian senator and John Travolta lookalike forced out of the Canadian senate to protect "the dignity" of the Canadian senate. In other news, the Canadian senate still has dignity
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Thu February 07, 2013
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mistrial declared when assault victim's prosthetic eye pops out on the witness stand. Judge calls it an "unforeseen" event
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Tue February 05, 2013
(Orangeburg Times and Democrat)
 
 
 
If you're unhappy with your onion rings, do you: A) still eat them because you're hungry, B) complain to the manager, asking for a refund, or C) slam your tray into a Burger King employee's face?
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Sun February 03, 2013
(Faribault County Register)
 
 
 
News: 31-year old Minnesota woman faces assault charges after home invasion. Not News: Woman was armed during the attack. Fark: With a squirt gun
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Mon January 28, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris Brown proves he's not afraid to fight a man, as he and three body guards jump and beat up 150 lb man
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Sat January 26, 2013
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Woman assaults man with jar of olives, pitting one against the other
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(19)
 


Sun January 20, 2013
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto Star columnist garners world-wide attention for writing the worst opening sentence ever to a news story
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Sat January 19, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman sues Glee actor claiming he forced sex without a condom. Yeah right. Like anyone would believe a star of Glee has sex with women
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Thu January 10, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Accused gang rapist in India says police tortured him. Aw shucks
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Sat January 05, 2013
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Private prison is charging thousands of dollars for rule infractions like "an unkempt appearance and not making eye contact." I'm sorry. Did I say prison? I meant Charter School
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Wed January 02, 2013
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Six year old suspended for bringing assault finger to school
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Mon December 31, 2012
(BBC)
 
 
 
Presented without comment: Two men dressed as Oompa Loompas from the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory are being sought by police in connection with an assault in Norwich
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Thu December 13, 2012
(Patch)
 
 
 
Reality intrudes as high school students on civics class trip witness knife assault in San Diego courtroom
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(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean that, as a judge, I should not tell rape victims they should have fought harder? Was that wrong?
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(324)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Using federal courts to extort huge copyright violation payments might be just a little bit unconstitutional
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Wed December 12, 2012
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Oates bites Hall in the face. Watch out boy, he'll chew you up
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