Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Infraction'

Headlines matching 'Infraction'

Thu May 16, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		"I made a misstatement. My client wasn't dressed in Nebraska gear. I don't know where I got that from. I've been bombarded by the press with so much innuendo" source: dailycamera.com \| share:	(13)

Wed May 15, 2013

Defense Secretary Hagel announces immediate plans to retrain all of the military's sex assault officers. No, wait. Sex assault PREVENTION officers. Whoops, sorry, honest mistake

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Tue May 14, 2013

		Woman charged with assault with dangerous weapon after grabbing plunger during plumbing dispute source: lowellsun.com \| share:	(25)

		No matter how you slice it, punching a sandwich maker is not an acceptable response to too many pickles source: boston.com \| share:	(78)

Thu May 09, 2013

		Vegemite sandwich hurled at Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard. So, assault with a deadly weapon? source: smh.com.au \| share:	(50)
		Given his connections to the Muslim Brotherhood and legendary understanding of all things Islamic, it is possible that President Obama could even have arranged for the assault on the compound without the foreknowledge of his Cabinet source: wnd.com \| share:	(143)
		Texas Congressman Steve Stockman (R-ifle), who wants to arm fetuses, is raffling off a Bushmaster AR-15. FYI, the raffle is open to all US citizens of legal age not restricted from owning an assault-style weapon source: gawker.com \| share:	(286)

Wed May 08, 2013

Shiat gets real in the Pop Tart aisle

source: herald-citizen.com | share:

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Mon May 06, 2013


		Dear seniors, when you go shopping you are allowed to take grocery bags home with you. Grocery baggers, however, have to remain at the store source: salisburypost.com \| share:	(52)

Tue April 30, 2013

Police arrest three teenagers for breaking into a home and attacking a 12 year-old boy with a bottle of ketchup, though the hunt's on for a fourth suspect

source: chicagotribune.com | share:

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Thu April 25, 2013

Stop me if you've heard this one before. A school Principal, a speeder and a sex offender get into a rock fight outside of school

source: mohavedailynews.com | share:

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Wed April 24, 2013

Fox reporter Mike Tobin, America's "News Ninja" foils on-air lip assault

source: foxnewsinsider.com | share:

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Tue April 23, 2013

Not news: Clergyman assists woman being assaulted. Fark: clergyman assists woman being assaulted by using his sweet ninja skills and samurai sword

source: fox13now.com | share:

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Sat April 13, 2013

Sexual abuse conference is good place to pick up women. (a) true, (b) false, or (c) officer, these handcuffs are too tight

source: metrowestdailynews.com | share:

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Tue April 09, 2013

Man won't stop singing 'Thrift Shop' at thrift shop, so girlfriend assaults him

source: timescall.com | share:

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Sun April 07, 2013

North Pole man acquitted of kidnapping. So that's what Santa does in the off-season

source: adn.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

After being robbed and shot at, and the attackers scamper off to their pick-up truck to flee, do you A) call 911, B) thank the good Lord that you are alive, or C) jump into the bed of the truck as it drives off to try to retrieve your purse?

source: ksl.com | share:

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Tue April 02, 2013

Assault with papayas and a mooning over an unwelcome invitation for sexy time, Or, as it's known in Florida, Tuesday

source: blogs.tcpalm.com | share:

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Mon April 01, 2013

For those that wonder why stores have steel posts around the entrance

source: cnn.com | share:

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Sat March 30, 2013

Port Orchard man arrested for third-degree assault and harassment due to forcing dear old dad to (a) live in filthy basement (b) stop cursing in presence of grandchildren (c) go to church with him under pretense that Dad was Satan and he was God

source: kitsapsun.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

When you call the sex assault hotline and the voice on the other end says, "Ladies, to talk to interesting and exciting guys, free, press 1 now," your confusion would be understandable

source: wftv.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

		Not news: Roommate draws a penis on you while you're passed out News: You wake up and beat him and then get arrested for assault Fark: You forget to wash off the penis and it shows up in your mugshot source: arlnow.com \| share:	(143)
		Boy this is really good coffee. Does it sound like I'm talking fast because I feel like I'm talking fast. What did you put in this coffee? I feel odd and want to color. Sure you can look through my jewelry collection. This is some coffee source: kitsapsun.com \| share:	(24)

Wed March 20, 2013

Not news: Camera manufacturer doesn't like product review. News: Sends out DMCA takedown notice. FARK: Citing trademark, not copyright, infringement. UltraFARK: The backtracking statement is even worse

source: arstechnica.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

The assault on the First Amendment continues as court rules that you can't falsely yell "Bingo" in a crowded bingo hall

source: nky.cincinnati.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

Meh: Hollywood is out of ideas. OUTRAGE: Hollywood is out of sex scenes

source: insidemovies.ew.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

Longhorn's WR shows Longhorn's tennis player his forehand and winds up in jail

source: espn.go.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

When a surprise exorcism goes real wrong: TN lawyer for the man accused of hosting demons suggests that $3.5 million will help them all walk the path of the righteous

source: knoxnews.com | share:

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Wed March 06, 2013

"The deputy yelled, 'Stay back and drop the mop,' but Laundre kept coming"

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Tue February 26, 2013

		Florida man assaults his brother-in-law with a Taco Bell burrito. Usually its the burrito itself that does the assaulting source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	(45)
		If you're going to drunkenly assault police officers, try not to be carrying the individually packaged bags of pot you were going to sell that night source: wtkr.com \| share:	(6)