Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'Infraction'

Headlines matching 'Infraction'

Tue April 09, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Man won't stop singing 'Thrift Shop' at thrift shop, so girlfriend assaults him source: timescall.com \| share:	(63)

Sun April 07, 2013

North Pole man acquitted of kidnapping. So that's what Santa does in the off-season

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Fri April 05, 2013

After being robbed and shot at, and the attackers scamper off to their pick-up truck to flee, do you A) call 911, B) thank the good Lord that you are alive, or C) jump into the bed of the truck as it drives off to try to retrieve your purse?

source: ksl.com | share:

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Tue April 02, 2013


		Assault with papayas and a mooning over an unwelcome invitation for sexy time, Or, as it's known in Florida, Tuesday source: blogs.tcpalm.com \| share:	(21)

Mon April 01, 2013

For those that wonder why stores have steel posts around the entrance

source: cnn.com | share:

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Sat March 30, 2013

Port Orchard man arrested for third-degree assault and harassment due to forcing dear old dad to (a) live in filthy basement (b) stop cursing in presence of grandchildren (c) go to church with him under pretense that Dad was Satan and he was God

source: kitsapsun.com | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

When you call the sex assault hotline and the voice on the other end says, "Ladies, to talk to interesting and exciting guys, free, press 1 now," your confusion would be understandable

source: wftv.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

		Not news: Roommate draws a penis on you while you're passed out News: You wake up and beat him and then get arrested for assault Fark: You forget to wash off the penis and it shows up in your mugshot source: arlnow.com \| share:	(143)

		Boy this is really good coffee. Does it sound like I'm talking fast because I feel like I'm talking fast. What did you put in this coffee? I feel odd and want to color. Sure you can look through my jewelry collection. This is some coffee source: kitsapsun.com \| share:	(24)

Wed March 20, 2013

Not news: Camera manufacturer doesn't like product review. News: Sends out DMCA takedown notice. FARK: Citing trademark, not copyright, infringement. UltraFARK: The backtracking statement is even worse

source: arstechnica.com | share:

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Tue March 19, 2013

The assault on the First Amendment continues as court rules that you can't falsely yell "Bingo" in a crowded bingo hall

source: nky.cincinnati.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

Meh: Hollywood is out of ideas. OUTRAGE: Hollywood is out of sex scenes

source: insidemovies.ew.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

Longhorn's WR shows Longhorn's tennis player his forehand and winds up in jail

source: espn.go.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

When a surprise exorcism goes real wrong: TN lawyer for the man accused of hosting demons suggests that $3.5 million will help them all walk the path of the righteous

source: knoxnews.com | share:

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Wed March 06, 2013

"The deputy yelled, 'Stay back and drop the mop,' but Laundre kept coming"

source: sun-sentinel.com | share:

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Tue February 26, 2013

		Florida man assaults his brother-in-law with a Taco Bell burrito. Usually its the burrito itself that does the assaulting source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	(45)
		If you're going to drunkenly assault police officers, try not to be carrying the individually packaged bags of pot you were going to sell that night source: wtkr.com \| share:	(6)

Mon February 25, 2013

Student charged with an honor code violation for "intimidating" her rapist by speaking publicly

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

The Pirate Bay to sue anti-piracy organization for copyright infringement

source: yro.slashdot.org | share:

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Thu February 14, 2013

After losing her Poise, woman charged with assault for throwing used tampon at officers. Now hopes that she can Stayfree

source: twincities.com | share:

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Wed February 13, 2013

Canadian senator and John Travolta lookalike forced out of the Canadian senate to protect "the dignity" of the Canadian senate. In other news, the Canadian senate still has dignity

source: news.nationalpost.com | share:

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Thu February 07, 2013

Mistrial declared when assault victim's prosthetic eye pops out on the witness stand. Judge calls it an "unforeseen" event

source: usatoday.com | share:

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Tue February 05, 2013

If you're unhappy with your onion rings, do you: A) still eat them because you're hungry, B) complain to the manager, asking for a refund, or C) slam your tray into a Burger King employee's face?

source: thetandd.com | share:

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Sun February 03, 2013

News: 31-year old Minnesota woman faces assault charges after home invasion. Not News: Woman was armed during the attack. Fark: With a squirt gun

source: faribaultcountyregister.com | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

Chris Brown proves he's not afraid to fight a man, as he and three body guards jump and beat up 150 lb man

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Sat January 26, 2013

Woman assaults man with jar of olives, pitting one against the other

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Sun January 20, 2013

Toronto Star columnist garners world-wide attention for writing the worst opening sentence ever to a news story

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Sat January 19, 2013

Woman sues Glee actor claiming he forced sex without a condom. Yeah right. Like anyone would believe a star of Glee has sex with women

source: tmz.com | share:

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Thu January 10, 2013

Accused gang rapist in India says police tortured him. Aw shucks

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Sat January 05, 2013

Private prison is charging thousands of dollars for rule infractions like "an unkempt appearance and not making eye contact." I'm sorry. Did I say prison? I meant Charter School

source: tv.msnbc.com | share:

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Wed January 02, 2013

Six year old suspended for bringing assault finger to school

source: nbcwashington.com | share:

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Mon December 31, 2012

Presented without comment: Two men dressed as Oompa Loompas from the film Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory are being sought by police in connection with an assault in Norwich

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Thu December 13, 2012

		Reality intrudes as high school students on civics class trip witness knife assault in San Diego courtroom source: patch.com \| share:	(27)
		Wait, you mean that, as a judge, I should not tell rape victims they should have fought harder? Was that wrong? source: latimesblogs.latimes.com \| share:	(324)
		Using federal courts to extort huge copyright violation payments might be just a little bit unconstitutional source: yro.slashdot.org \| share:	(164)

Wed December 12, 2012

Oates bites Hall in the face. Watch out boy, he'll chew you up

source: newsnet5.com | share:

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