Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Not wanting to jeopardize his streak of pitch-less innings, Cleveland Indians' closer Kerry Wood may miss the first two months of the season  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)	(10)

Turns out recording upskirt videos might be legal in Indiana. Barely legal, that is  (indystar.com)

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India - where people drink from the contaminated Ganges river and often bathe in cow urine - is considering banning Lindsay Lohan, because, hey, even they know where to draw the line  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Indiana man catches wife in bed with another guy. Guy winds up naked on TV. Actually vice versa, TV winds up on naked guy  (wbbm780.com)

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		While NASA astronauts are working on their hitchhiking skills, India just upped its space program budget $1.25-billion  (space.com)	(57)
		The secret to why Indian food is so delicious is finally revealed: it's the aromatic, subtle undertones of lead  (abcnews.go.com)	(162)

Russians to sell a dozen nuke reactors to India in a veiled attempt to curry favor  (news.yahoo.com)

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Whoever said, "There's no harm in asking," clearly never submitted a request under the Indian government's Right to Information Act  (csmonitor.com)

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City of Gary, Indiana trying to triple its population in time for census  (indystar.com)

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Two dead after small plane traveling from Indianapolis to Pennsylvania crashes in Ohio, presumably when the plane figured out that it was flying to Pennsylvania  (indystar.com)

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		Indiana Governor raises $6,000 for local youth football by auctioning Saints flag flown in his office..with the stipulation that the money be spent teaching kids how to cover onside kicks    (wwl.com)	(30)
(Some Guy)		Urban golf in the slums of India  (totallycoolpix.com)	(21)
		Steven Speilberg, George Lucas, and Harrison Ford agreed on "a germ of an idea" for the 5th Indiana Jones movie. Which is an improvement of the virus that was the 4th Indiana Jones    (news.bbc.co.uk)	(120)

(Deccan Herald)

People have been living in India for almost 75,000 years. No wonder it's such a mess  (deccanherald.com)

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(Some Guy)

Harrison Ford said he wants to make another Indiana Jones film as he promotes 'Extraordinary Measures' in Berlin  (bild.de)

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News: Customer satisfaction increases after call center was moved from India back to the United States. Fark: Move actually saves money in the long term  (detnews.com)

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(J-Tull.com)

Ian Anderson's utterly fantastic and win-drenched guide to Indian food: "Nothing disrupts a band sound-check like the pervasive after-effects of the Tarka Dhal"  (j-tull.com)

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In the 1800's, the US government put the local indian tribes on a reservation. Today, that reservation sits on billions of barrels of oil. Drill, Kimosabe, drill  (news.yahoo.com)

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Chances are the hair weaves and extensions you've paid for at expensive salons came from temples in India where poor women sacrificed it to their gods to give thanks. Fashion industry claims it's a win/win  (abc.net.au)

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		The best airport in the United States? Indianapolis International Airport. International because they do fly to Toronto  (indystar.com)	(142)
(Some Guy)		After Indiana Senator Evan Bayh's term is up, some people want to see another politically-savvy, intellectual replace him. Naturally, Playboy Playmate and former Hef girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson comes to mind  (popeater.com)	(28)

"Debate over GM eggplant consumes India." I agree, that is the stupidest name for a car I've ever heard  (reuters.com)

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Indianapolis Colts president congratulates the Saints on winning the Super Bowl. Just kidding, he threw his offensive line under the bus  (sports.espn.go.com)

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		Indianapolis Colts get hero's welcome from all 11 people who showed up at the airport to greet them  (indystar.com)	(59)
		T-shirts for the New Orleans Saints' championship are busily being cranked out this week at an Adidas factory in, of all places, Indianapolis  (indystar.com)	(41)

Activists break out the ultimate weapon against anti-Indian violence in Australia: Vindaloos  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Brendan Burke, son of Toronto Leafs GM, dies in Indiana car accident  (network.nationalpost.com)

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The Indianapolis Police would like to remind you that they 'd like to keep the lines open for actual emergencies when a suspicious white substance is falling from the sky  (indystar.com)

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The guy who compared the marketplace in Iraq to a farmer's market in Indiana? Yeah, he's probably running for President  (liveshots.blogs.foxnews.com)

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(The Indy Channel)		The Indianapolis Public School system expects everybody to be (more) hungover (than usual) next Monday  (theindychannel.com)	(44)
(Some Guy)		Indiana looking to pass a law that lets your parents sue you to force you to let them see your kids  (indianalawblog.com)	(93)

New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees may have all day to throw passes as Indianapolis Colts DE Dwight Freeney has a torn ligament in his ankle and may miss the Super Bowl  (sports.yahoo.com)

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ESPN ranks all 106 players on Indianapolis and New Orleans. Not only is Manning #1, but 5 of the top 6 are Colts. Good luck, 'Aints  (sports.espn.go.com)

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If New Orleans loses the Super Bowl, they will send jazz CDs and Mardi Gras cakes to Indianapolis. Should the Colts lose, they will send what Indiana is known best for: Shrimp Cocktail  (indystar.com)

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		Citizens of Greenwood, Ind. are warned of a scam using a State Representitive's name to get $52 to 'save electricity', and the Indiana Utility Regulatory Commission figures that anyone who falls for that deserves to lose $52  (indystar.com)	(41)
		Jets crash in Indianapolis, Lebanon    (cnn.com)	(75)

Looks like the Ravens are not the only sore losers in Baltimore. Maryland Governor welshes on bet with Indiana Governor  (theindychannel.com)

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Good news; someone is hiring. Bad news; it's the outsourcing firms in India  (abcnews.go.com)

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Bipartisanship in action: both Republicans and Democrats in Indiana want cameras to give you speeding tickets  (thenewspaper.com)

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(KARE11.com)

Minneapolis cop crashes his squad car into Indian restaurant, curries no favor with owner  (kare11.com)

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		After 10 years of companies exporting every computer job they can to India, DARPA is worried about a shortage of U.S. geeks  (wired.com)	(125)
		Arizona-New Orleans. Baltimore-Indianapolis. Settle down and order in, it is time for your Divisional Playoffs thread  (sports-ak.espn.go.com)	(lots)

Lady Gaga cancels concert in Indiana due to buh-buh-buh-buh-reathing problems  (news-briefs.ew.com)

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India joins the "Weapons in space" club  (science.slashdot.org)

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The face of Jesus appears on some naan bread at India Dining in Esher, Surrey. Or it might be a gob of hair cooked into the bread. Either way, submitter isn't eating there  (metro.co.uk)

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Man charged with attempted murder after he "tried to shoot urinating Indian" with an airgun  (news.com.au)

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"The Indianapolis Colts must be covered in Teflon, because no matter what, they're still kings of the hill." It's your Week 18 ESPN NFL Power Rankings  (espn.go.com)

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Ohio's Governor woos Indian consulting firm to open offices in the US. Damn Americans taking American jobs away from hard working Americans    (bloomberg.com)

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Indiana GOP offers purity test to purge candidates that disagree with more than 80% of the party platform. You know who else demanded ideological purity and purged dissidents?  (indystar.com)

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Indianapolis phones it in, gives the Jets a wild card berth, and pisses away a chance to go undefeated  (sports.espn.go.com)

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Ex-Duke players on Indiana Pacers try to haze ex-UNC player Tyler Hansbrough with predictable results. Duke sucks  (aboverim.blogspot.com)

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		Described as "part Indiana Jones," part Da Vinci Code, and part Ghost," Hawkman will be the next DC title to get a big screen adaptation from Warner Brothers. Boy that sounds....well that just sounds awful  (cinematical.com)	(62)
		Indiana Jones Rule: Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. Indiana Jones Corollary: Don't bring a gun to a carfight  (rgj.com)	(39)

(TheIndyChannel)

Today's "female high school basketball coach arrested for having sex with female student" story brought to you by Indianapolis, Indiana. With *maybe* pic  (theindychannel.com)

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(Some Guy)

India and China will not be your climate biatch, Copenhagen  (thaindian.com)

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(Some Farker)

Reminder: Joint Mentally Incontinent, Fark book signing and Fark Party- downtown Indianapolis tonight  (downtowncomics.com)

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		Yeah, as suspected, Lindsay Lohan's "I saved 40 Indian orphans" claim is probably just a bit of drug psychosis kicking in  (telegraph.co.uk)	(44)
		The San Diego Chargers are the most dangerous team in the AFC, not the undefeated Indianapolis Colts (video)  (nbcsports.msnbc.com)	(476)
		So, apparently Indiana has a football team; and that team broke the record 21 wins in a row yesterday. Boring, I know. Can we please get back to what the Saints and Vikings are doing?  (sports.yahoo.com)	(78)
		Gang violence is on the rise in Nebraska. It just happens to be on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation. Yes, I said Indian Reservation. Sioux me  (nytimes.com)	(105)

India to hold its own version of Grammys, with awards including 'Best sitar instrumental' and 'Best video starring a man and woman who appear to kiss but really don't"  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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Indianapolis traffic tickets cost you $150 if you did it and $2,500 if you didn't do it  (thenewspaper.com)

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		President Obama settles lawsuit with American Indians, resulting in $1.4 billion dollar payout. In other news, plans for the new Hopenchange Casino moving forward  (abcnews.go.com)	(103)
		Lindsay Lohan departs the US to do a documentary in India on impoverished children who are so poor they don't even have enough money to buy a gram of blow  (nypost.com)	(20)

(Albany Times Union)

Dutch apologize for massacring American Indians over 400 years ago. Still no apology for Heineken  (timesunion.com)

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Will the Indianapolis Colts go unbeaten? Probably not. But that has more to do with what they want to do rather than how good they are  (espn.go.com)

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(Some Guy)

San Francisco mayor goes to Bangalore, India to talk to Amsterdam mayor about Seoul, South Korea  (govtech.com)

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Indiana police called to two separate Toys 'R Us stores because customers were fighting over robotic hamsters. I had no idea Richard Gere spent his holidays in Indiana  (consumerist.com)

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(WTHR)		Indiana schools face an epidemic of "ball tapping." You thought of a better headline, but were too busy crying on the floor in the fetal position to submit it  (wthr.com)	(347)
		India fires nuclear-capable missile as part of a deterrent strategy against China and Pakistan. So much for trying to curry their favor  (upi.com)	(53)

For sale: Charming 3bd 2 bath rancher, with contemporary kitchen, walk-in closets and basement full of hundreds of human remains from disturbed Indian graveyard. Vengeful spirits convey with property  (news.yahoo.com)

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Your bailout money has been reincarnated into IT jobs in Bangalore  (news.yahoo.com)

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