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500 headlines found matching 'Ind'
Tue May 23, 2017
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham reminds fantasy football players why he should be a first-round draft pick in your All-Drama League
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Eating beans instead of beef would reduce methane emissions globally. Subby's wife begs to differ on this finding
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn wants to remind you he is not antisemitic, it's just he hangs out with, supports, and praises Holocaust deniers, who he also claims are not antisemitic
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Take a trip inside the mind of David Lynch
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dozens of Irish leave £200,000 diplomas behind because of too Pence ceremony
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Sun May 21, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dead Men Tell No Tales -- but Geoffrey Rush does, about the star he likes the most, the one who likes him the least and finding his "inner villain"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will The Artist Known As Shinsuke Nakamura remove Dolph Ziggler's head? Will Randy Orton's World Title reign be hindered by Jinder Mahal? Will The New Day be playing Rocket League? Find out on WWE Backlash, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"We went to the supermarket; we came back to find scaffolding in front of our home"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
IBM, which used to stand for International Business Machines, now stands for Idiots, Boneheads, and Morons as they tell their work from home employees, "Start working from the office, or find a new job"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Foreign power with business before the US government pledges $100 million to high-level White House employee's charitable foundation. LOCK HER UP. Wait, it's Ivanka? Never mind then
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In the beginning was the command line. Unless you're running the locked-down "S" version of Windows 10, which only runs apps from the Windows Store
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gunners need a win and a Pool draw or loss. Pool need a win. Citeh need a draw. This is your Championship Sunday Discussion thread. All matches kick off at 10am ET on NBC. If you cannot find a game, we cannot help you
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(Livemint)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Finding Courage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Community applauds Indian woman who hacked off the genitals of the holy man who sexually assaulted her for years
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Sat May 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Miners in Alberta, Canada find a fully preserved fossil of a 110 million-year-old type of plant-eating armored dinosaur. The best specimen of its kind ever found
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Hideo Itami make Bobby Roode Go To Sleep? Can Ruby Riot or Nikki Cross finally dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Pete Dunne end Tyler Bate's UK Championship reign? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Chicago, 8 pm ET on WWE Network
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Dark Tower' gets 2 new movie posters that kinda suck
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Scootaloo is stalking -- doing a report on Rainbow Dash, and runs into the AWESOME filly's parents by accident. What horrible secrets will she discover? Find out on My Little Pony - Parental Glidence, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club stays in Hollywood for another week, this time trying to find which books that so far have resisted all efforts to be immortalized on film really need to be brought to the big screen
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Authorities have a blast after finding 50 pounds of dynamite at an unused tobacco packing house in NC. Dynomite (Exclamation point)
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Trucking industry advocacy group introduces new mascot, launches Naming Contest. And so Trucky McTruckface was born
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Fri May 19, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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The autumn wind is a Raider, and the time has come to turn the beat around. The full-length "Disco Theme" used to underscore NFL Films highlights and other football films from the super Seventies
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
I don't know if this web was spun by Aragog or Shelob but either way I don't want to find out
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
74 normal photos and 2 kinda weird ones. WARNING: Slideshow
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder that Kevin Costner used to be a huge box office draw thanks to bows and arrows, defiant American accent, and laissez faire attitude. Man, they don't make them like they used to
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteer archaeologists in New Jersey find human blood on revolutionary war shrapnel. Soon my dream of mixing Colonial Williamsburg and Jurassic Park will be a reality
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House staffers say that what with the trebuchets pounding the ways day and night, and that squad at the front gate with the massive battering ram, they're kinda starting to feel like they're under siege
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
90 years ago on Saturday, Charles Lindbergh flew solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Does anybody remember it from a past life? Do you consider it the greatest accomplishment in aviation? Would you like to try it yourself?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In the bizarre rules of golf, tournament player has to decide whether to strip down to his underwear and jump into a pond to find his ball, or take a two-stroke penalty
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Imagine if your entire party's agenda was at risk because the president you blindly support for fear of losing power or becoming victim to his bouts of mental illness and willingly ignore his treason
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Thu May 18, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Entire rock festival cancels because of Chris Cornell's death. Rock festival industry may close entirely. Lollapalooza has been thrown for a loopapalooza
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Wannacry ransomware, here's some news about crypto parasites of a different kind
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
For those of you in need of a escape from the endless deluge of political news, Farker ronin's novel about a dystopian hellscape ruled by an egomaniacal tyrant is free on Kindle until Sunday
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Homeowners outraged to find city owns the land under their docks, although real estate experts suggest reading the fine print in any contract so they can be sure of what's below the dock and what's up dock
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How Nathan Fillion was almost, kinda, sorta in "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2." Whatever, Ben Browder was golden
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor signs contract to fight Floyd Maywesther leaving promoters scrambling to find venue large enough for their egos
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Meet KalamSat, the world's smallest satellite, designed by an Indian teen and 3D-printed from carbon fiber material
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian currency under attack by clever counterfeiters armed with scissors, scotch tape and glitter. Police suspect local kindergarten class
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Block of concrete smashes through windshield on the highway, knocking driver unconscious. Mad Sweeney seen walking away muttering about his lost lucky coin
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Come with me and peek behind the mystical Great Firewall of China and behold the ancient legendary world of the Click Farm... where all your hyper-inflated rating dreams can come true
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Wed May 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alien Covenant doesn't bite but it kinda sucks
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(TSN)
 
 
 
And the playoff grind continues over the border up to Ottawa who'll host Pittsburgh @ 8pmET. Will the Sens apologize for curbstomping the Penguins? Will the Penguins bring lots of hot dogs to throw to the fans? Will we have new 'soon' memes? SUP
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently President Macron had a binder full of women
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The luck of the Irish indeed. Due to a trade with the Brooklyn Nets, the Boston Celtics have the number one overall pick in the upcoming NBA Draft
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes, there are indeed some IKEA pieces worth thousands of dollars to collectors, but probably not the coffee table you're currently resting your beer on
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
If you want to feel better about your own decisions today, at least you are not finding yourself trying to dig your SUV out of the ocean
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Google protects its trademark name after court finds insufficient evidence to show that the general public sees the word "google" as a generic name for internet search engines
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man finds that the best way to get a free air conditioner is to put on a Home Depot apron
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Comey: "I'll testify, but only publicly." Sen. Lindsey Graham (R): "Sounds good to me. When can you get here?"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Man gropes woman in Chantilly area. That's getting kind of personal
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Tue May 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A list of the 25 best-paid hedge fund managers shows they made a combined $11 billion last year, with the top earner pocketing $1.6 billion-despite the fact that more than half had returns lower than what an S&P index fund would have yeilded
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eleven presidents smoked the reefer. High office indeed
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Best Korea finds another way to pay for its ongoing assault to the ocean and sky
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: As time runs out Barry brings the Snart on The Flash (CW 8 pm ET) Later, Blaine finds himself in a sticky situation on iZombie (CW 9 pm) Finally, Aida runs afoul of The Spirit of Vengeance on Agents of SHIELD (ABC 10 pm)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date 149 years ago, the Senate voted in the impeachment trial of Andrew Johnson. Just crossed my mind for some reason
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Student stabs her Tinder date and is spared jail time because she's British hot. With relevant pics of her in a tank top washing a boat
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Speaker Ryan blasts White House for recklessness. "It's simple: Individuals who are 'extremely careless' w/ classified info should be denied further access to it." WHOA...wait a minute, what's the date on this...oh, nvrmnd
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever wonder who is the voice behind ESPN's SportsCenter? Well, he lives alone on six acres in the mountains, and does all of his ESPN recordings in his basement with a 19-year-old microphone
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Aric Almirola out of the 43 car indefinitely after falling victim to miscalibrated idol in NASCAR thread. Maybe you guys should put that thing on the shelf until you learn how to use it properly
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump tweeted that Comey needs to find the people leaking intelligence. That's going to be hard since Trump fired Comey last week
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Indians' scoreboard was just the latest shot in Terry Francona's prank war against Kevin Cash. One day Cash will get him back. Maybe
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Great white sharks and killer whales are at war with each other. No word on what kind of weapons they are using for the battles
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You know how as a teenager you would smoke pot as soon as your parents left the house? It's kind of like the plans this New Jersey lawmaker is making for as soon as Chris Christie leaves office
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Silly Americans, we learn nothing new from your President Trump. Your twisted panties bind you
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(Some Tucsonan Guy)
 
 
 
Look, Phoenix might deserve a fark tag someday, but Tucson is a medium sized 1960s Midwestern plopped down in the desert. Would you kindly lay off?
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Mon May 15, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Someday they'll find it... the Russian connection... the liars, the schemers, and you
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(Hypable)
 
 
 
Hackers have apparently seized "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" & are threatening to post it online unless Disney pays off in Bitcoin. East India Trading Company unavailable for comment
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The FBI must be independent from political forces in the Executive Branch," James Comey said in 2014, three years before the Executive Branch would fire him out of fear
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
DID you know Braun will miss the next six months? WILL he destroy his shattered elbow to get revenge? DOES this mean RAW is going to suck again? Let's find out tonight at 8pm Eastern on USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lowe's reveals details on previously secret business co-venture with Stark Industries
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
NJ Rep who hasn't held town hall in 4 years is upset that activists are having them without him. Does he: A) finally face his constituents, B) find some other form of voter interface, or C) send a letter to the organizer's boss to try to get her fired?
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Another day, another SpaceX launch, with the heaviest payload they've attempted to GEO yet. No first-stage landing attempt, however. Live video starts at 7pm EDT, launch window opens at 7:20
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In an indefatigable quest for the truth, one man stands up and demands the answers to the horrifying questions posed by Disney's 'Cars' universe
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to order Cats through the mail, that seems kind of cruel. Oh sorry it's Katz's you'll be order through the mail, well that's cool
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(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
"The company's strategy of fostering rapid growth by flouting laws may wind up being its undoing". If it takes you more than one guess to name the company referenced in the quote, you haven't been paying attention
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Relax folks, that was not Cthulhu that washed up in Indonesia
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Can you find North Korea on a map? Nope, that's Vietnam, and that's India, and that one is Australia. Hmm, maybe we should stop and think about this one
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Squirrel wanders onto field during Twins-Indians game, evades capture, goes 3 for 4
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WAMP WAMP: Nobody wants to be Donald Trump's new spokesperson because 'you wind up looking like a liar or a fool'
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(patribotics)
 
 
 
Louise Mensch and Claude Taylor report sealed indictment against Donald Trump
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If the DNC doesn't deal with the elephant in the room it will soon see that it has indeed become a jackass
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders shows why he was America's best choice for President as he breaks down the intent of the Russia Investigation, the character of Donald Trump, and the need for an independently appointed Special Council
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The Wood Brothers are back on the pole, and Lil' Brian is giving fans ideas of what they could do instead of watching a race when the NASCAR PBA League Elias Cup Series faces the dust in the wind at Kansas for the Go Bowling 400, 7 pm ET on FS1
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Accidental hero' finds kill switch to stop spread of ransomware cyber-attack
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(Vogue.in)
 
 
 
"I am dismissive and (sometimes) contemptuous of food that is made with a narrow world view as its first priority. This is not the case in India, one of the few places on earth where eating vegetarian is not a burden"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix finds enough money in the banana stand to bring Jason Bateman back for Arrested Development season five
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Power's on the pole and the man whose father was supposedly killed by a jet dryer has returned for the clownshoes. It's the Grand Prix of Indianapolis live on ABC 3:30 pm ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
UFO hunters claim 'Alien tank' was left behind on the moon by extraterrestrial army. Uh huh...alrighty then
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rarity realizes she has been neglecting her little sister, so she decides to spend some quality time with her. Will this upset the CMC's plot to overthrow Equestria? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New study finds humans make "suboptimal" decisions when making routing decisions. If only there was some kind of system we could use to work out the optimal route using global positions
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Fri May 12, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Look, I know it's the weekend and all, but the time has come for a special prosecutor. Possibly several. Do your part, call or write your Representative and tell them to call for a special prosecutor. (LGT House Directory) Find your Rep. Get involved
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
This guy paid strippers to do their thing on somebody else's porch so he could watch and do his own thing. Bonus: Pimps peering in the windows
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fyre Festival "organizers" to staff: We aren't going to lay ANYONE off. Now, mind you, we aren't going to be able to PAY you but you are totally welcome to keep working for free. Wha? That just screws you out of unemployment? *Gasp* we had NO idea
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dog left behind after adoption event is now updating on social media on life at his new home with Pistons head coach
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I don't know what killed Cthulhu but its body just washed up in Indonesia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Secretary of State Rex Tillerson signed on Thursday a declaration acknowledging the threat posed by climate change to the Arctic and indicating the need for action to curb its impact on the region." *blink blink* What the hell just happened?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer seen packing up his hobo bindle after President Word Salad threatens to cancel press briefings because it's impossible for his staff to speak with "perfect accuracy"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
ICE agents detained a deaf woman at Honolulu International Airport, denied her a sign language interpreter during questioning and then...wait for it...they handcuffed her behind her back
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
You thought that Bullshiat Spice was bad at his job? Well, it looks like in Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the Trump administration has managed to find someone possibly even worse. So much for hiring the "best people"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Which are your favorite mushrooms to cook with? Do you build recipes around them or are they accents to meals you like to make? Show us the tastiest ways to use this popular fungus we find among us
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who grok, and those who do not. And those who grok will grok the Stranger in a Strange Land TV series and see if it is a thing of goodness
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
_ _ck _t _ork - Yeah, your mind just went there, didn't it?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Tinder-style app matches sperm donors with prospective parents. Which apart from the prospective parents is pretty much the same idea behind Tinder
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Comey infuriated Trump because he refused to let him preview his Senate testimony. Trump considered this an act of insubordination by an employee. You know, kinda like how our employee refuses to show us his tax returns
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
AB-InBev decides that if they can't beat the craft beer industry, they'll just buy up all the hops
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa and Wyclef Jean are inducted into the New Jersey Hall of Fame, as they both qualify by living in the state at least 40 years and not being fished out of the Hudson River
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White House lawyers have to keep reminding Trump that contacting Flynn right now would be a very bad idea
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Before HBO, Netflix and Hulu there was Telemeter. Never heard of it? Well, you can thank the movie theater industry and television industry for that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Boo hoo... I'm too good-looking to find a boyfriend"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study finds that unlike our politicians, voters easily reach bipartisan consensus on the federal budget. What's that about getting the politicians we deserve again?
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Seven-foot python found slithering down a street in France. Unverified and untrue reports claim locals first regarded it with snooty indifference, then ate it
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Sen Angus King (I-MEan) apparently has a Beef with President Trump's firing of Director Comey, suggests Congress offer Comey a new job: head of an independent task force investigating Trump's Russia connections
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama TV station reminding residents where local fallout shelters are, just in case
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
One of Sen. Dianne Feinstein's aides must have called her last night to remind her she is still technically a Democrat and maybe should act like one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Why, on today of all days, was Assistant Press Snekretary Sara "I TOTALLY Got this job on my own merits" Huckbee-Sanders pinch-hitting behind the Podium at the press briefing? Apparently last night's firing broke the Spicy and he had a "meltdown"
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
FXX is bringing Deadpool to the network as an animated series with Donald Glover behind the wheel
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There are now 43 possible candidates for the 2020 Democratic Party nomination for President. Which gives Democrats a full three and a half years to narrow it down to find the one most likely to lose the election
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell rejects calls to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate the administration in the wake of Comey's firing. At least we THINK that's what he said, he's kinda hard to understand when his head is tucked into his shell like that
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Why Windows must die. For the third time"
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/10): Marvel's Secret Empire takes over other books for the next few months, DC starts up their own crossover, and Cullen Bunn somehow finds time to launch another title. All that plus some other silly nonsense from the funny books
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently Gordon Ramsay doesn't mind being the butt of your %#@&*% jokes (possibly Not safe for work)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spicer literally hides behind some bushes to avoid reporters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Indie film shot on location in abandoned Pontiac Silverdome described as story of a ruined quarterback and a ruined stadium. "We might as well have been in the middle of a desert, or a swamp, actually"
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Napoli team up with online dating app Tinder, offer fans to date star striker Arkadiusz Milik
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Tue May 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: "Microsoft makes emergency security fix." FARK: In its anti-malware software (Windows Defender). It must be a... well, let's just say it's a day
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Sen. Graham indicated he wanted to look into Trump's business ties with Russia, Trump welcomed the probe, then lawyered up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing helps a murder victim's surviving family find closure like posthumously exonerating the murderer just because he killed himself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Odds that we ever find out the answers to these questions?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Even before they kick out all the people stealing their jobs, the UK can't find enough people to do twice the work for half the pay
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Twitter personality Claude "Billingsgate" Taylor assures Americans not to panic as at least a dozen Russia-related indictments are working their way downstream and will be unaffected by Comey's firing
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump advisor may be insider trading due to his White House connections. Maybe we should call James Comey in to investigate? What? OK, never mind, it's Trump's America
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: Barry attempts to find John G on The Flash (8ET CW) Later, Liv just wants to party all the time on iZombie (9ET CW) Finally, Coulson finds he can't shake his desire to make his own soap on Agents of Shield (ABC 10ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: Hey, Mitt. I need your help. Do you still have those binders full of women? I need some. Also, how did you manage to fit actual, full-size women into binders? If you could do that, surely you would been a great president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Seems the GOP can't find enough willing bodies to be sacrificed on the altar of Trump in 2018
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Hell of a way to start an article: "Contractors ... strongly advised to brace themselves before they open the closets. They might find charred human remains or a foot-long prosthetic penis"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kids' literal answers to test questions are a much better indicator of intelligence
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a 200-year absence, wild wolves return to Denmark. Single women advised to stay indoors
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(Independent)
 
 
 
When traveling the remote regions of our planet, you may find yourself at Canada's new arctic air hub where the runways are gravel and they only have one set of steps able to reach plane doors. Oh, and the baggage handlers are polar bears
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(Malaysian Digest)
 
 
 
Due to metal detectors to prevent cheating, students in India taking undergrad entrance exams must do so without wearing bras
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
If this is going to be that kind of party I'm going to throw this cranky lady into the pool
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
22,000 Days. It's all you got, it's not a lot. I kinda hope they're wrong because I'm hitting 20,000 this year. How many days have you been on earth? Does it kind of blow your mind?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
With a six-fold increase in price, Portugal's cork industry is no longer underwater - in fact it smells pretty good
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is she indicted yet?
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Family's only car, a '04 KIA with 200,000 miles is stolen, involved in police chase before thief gets stuck on railroad tracks. Fark: thieves with badges demand $300.00 in towing, impound fees from them; "We're totally blindsided"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
25 years ago today, Sir Mix-A-Lot released "Baby Got Back," and was a real come-from-behind success
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Medical study finds where you live in America has a huge impact on average life expectancy. Good news North Dakota: You don't need to worry about stretching your retirement fund. Better news South Dakota: You guys don't even need a retirement fund
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Mon May 08, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A full list of "winners" at the MTV Movie/Television Awards. Losers, of course, were the viewers who suffered the indignity of watching it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What a shock: a billion-dollar tech-start-up "We Work" that aims to "disrupt" the "Co-working and office space rental" industry, has settled on the "ignoring labor laws and treating its employees like crap" model pioneered by Uber to achieve its goal
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry gets charge of blasphemy in 2015 dropped after Irish investigators literally couldn't find enough outraged people to move forward with prosecution. This is an outrage
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Florida Institute for Technology develop device to search for alien worlds, possibly in hopes of finding another Florida out there in the stars
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Cops find driver crying because he doesn't want to go to jail. Fark: Driver is 8 years old and sitting in drunk Mom's lap
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
After conversation with Tiger Woods at Masters Champions Dinner in Augusta, Jack Nicklaus has changed his mind, believes Tiger won't make it back to challenge Jack's record for victories in majors. "We talked about how much he hurt"
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
You know when they say 'he died doing what he loved'? Well that probably doesn't apply to this guy, unless what he loved was falling out of the windows of castles
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan reminds everyone he's a gigantic asshole
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(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
TSA: "Passengers leave a lot of stuff behind at airport checkpoints". Also their patience, temper and self-respect
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Time for a time capsule" What will we as Americans leave behind for future generations
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Elderly deaf man fined £85 for constantly playing porn too loud. I SAID, ELDERLY DEAF...oh nevermind
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And today's final Jeopardy answer: This major company's computer once won Jeopardy, but is now falling behind in artificial intelligence
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan in 2009 - "I don't think we should pass bills that we haven't read and that we don't know what they cost... that's not good democracy." Paul Ryan in 2017 - "This is a kind of bogus attack from the left"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when you clean out a closet and find an unexploded WWII bomb?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rick And Morty's Justin Roiland did several shots and method acted as Drunk Rick for a season three episode, and you can watch the behind-the-scenes trainwreck here
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You might be a culinary snob if you only cook on gas stoves and refuse to use induction range hotplates
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Most police departments have no interest in training officers to deescalate. "[You] are "dealing with individuals who are motivated to kill in a way that we have never seen before"
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Knock knock. Who's there? Exactly; the Doctor and Bill find themselves in a cramped haunted house in a sharp satire. Will Nardole return? And what of Missy? The final song of the Twelfth Doctor continues in Knock Knock, 9 pm ET on BBC America (earlier on the civilized world)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Amazon comes up with novel idea. Let's take a building and fill it with books and let people come in and find one they like and pay for it
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(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau wears mismatched droid socks to meet with Irish PM on "Star Wars Day" and the internet loses its freakin' mind. So then, British=Empire, Theresa May=Darth Vader? Alienated Trek voters vent to the right
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy gets sandbagged by the world of independent contacting. Can she manage to get the animal sanctuary built on her own? Will she make the animals pay for it? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man has 99 problems after police find 99 rabbits in his home
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Over 94 percent of the artists booked to play "Austin City Limits" music festival this October come from outside Austin city limits. Nevertheless, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Killers, Ice Cube, and The XX surely embody spirit of indie roots music
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(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
The zombie apocalypse is upon us. You have space for one book in your pack as you race to hide in the wilderness from the braindead hordes. Which one do you take with you? It's the Saturday Morning Book Club, Survival Edition
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Iconic Redhook brewery in Woodinville, WA is shutting down due to overcapacity, will refocus beer production in Seattle brewpub. "In an industry where production has outrun popularity, regional beers no longer sell so well outside their home turf"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA denies being forced to exclusively broadcast Fox News from its lobby monitors. Also denies being involved in studying mind control. Hides copies of Catcher in the Rye
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Diane Feinstein (D-CA) "has seen no evidence of Trump-Russia collusion" its about time we can put this behind us
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump was right about one thing: Campaign staffers DID remove classified documents from government facilities. He just had the wrong campaign in mind at the time
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While most gamers are waiting for any kind of news about Half Life 3, the Germans are content to finally get an uncensored version of the first Half Life, 17 years later
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's pick for Army Secretary drops out after people find out that he's an insane religious zealot
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Indian police claim rats drank 900,000 liters of confiscated alcohol
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, the last survivor of the Hindenburg lives in Parachute, Colorado
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Global warming enhanced by humanity's refusal to eat pests (with picture that will remind you of an infamously gross Stark Trek episode)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - Today is the last day you can use the old £5 note in the UK, so spend, spend, spend
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Jimmy Kimmel, you've managed to remind at least one senator that a fetus' life continues after birth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Outside-the-box thinkers at conservative group have finally come up with the solution to all of the Washington D.C. Metro's woes: Privatize and let it be ruled by the free market. The greatest minds of our generation, folks
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When you find out your city has wooden water mains, maybe it's time to consider an infrastructure bill
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Alaska State Rep: "You have individuals who are in villages and are glad to be pregnant, so that they can have an abortion because there's a free trip to Anchorage involved." No, wait. It gets dumber right after that
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Just imagine having to spend two years in prison because you lied about being the brains behind Kung-Fu Panda
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The strange history of how a conventional network TV writer and a surrealist movie director ended up 26 years later leaving us excited to find out why the owls are not what they seem
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctors in India get a little head
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It took them over eleven episodes to do it, but the Teen Scene Investigators finally figure out that Mr. Lodge was behind Jason Blossom's murder, tonight on "Riverdale" CW 9PM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Was the Bears pick of Mitchell Trubisky with the second pick in the draft the worst NFL draft flub ever? Keep in mind this IS the Bears we're talking about
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's indecision on how to best metaphorically bless the rains down in Africa could be China's gain, and if they get a foothold it's gonna take a lot to drag them away
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Leg 1 of the semi-finals begins with the Madrid derby at the Bernabéu, ends at Stade Louis II in Monaco. Who will do well to set the tone for the 2nd leg next week? Tune in at 2:45pm ET to find out. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion thread
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
New findings from the Romero Institute For Pointing Things Out To Your Dense Social-Media Friends: turmeric don't do shiat
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hold on to your britches--Obama apparently stuck his dick in somebody before meeting Michelle. Also, he has always been ambitious. Fox News is there with this mindblowing book plug
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's a great idea: Climb to the top of a mountain considered sacred to indigenous people and take a naked selfie. Who would ever have a problem with that? (blurred nekked pic warning)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Forget fixing the economy, try fixing the concert ticket industry
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(Crave Online)
 
 
 
I can't find any good books to read. Are any of these worth my time?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The coal industry has proven to be a source of high-paying jobs where wages have risen 60% in the past 8 years...in the executive suite. The poor saps giving themselves black lung actually digging the stuff out of the ground? They're getting screwed
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Defence Minister on visit to India says he was responsible for the winged Afghani human female with living venomous snakes in her hair then changes his story
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Let's try this again because I'm sick of talking basketball with 15 year-olds on Reddit - WILL the Celtics continue their hot shooting against Washington? WHAT kind of pizza will you eat while watching GSW kill Utah? It's YOUR NBA Playoff thread. 8PM ET on TNT
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman prays, then stomps out car windshield of man she thought was her boyfriend. With glass stomping video
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Remains of 20 coyotes found - roadrunner spotted snickering behind nearby shrub
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Rugged individualist Jay Maynard (AKA Tron Guy) no longer feels welcome at his home SF convention due to Social Justice Warriors. Now his lack of a dance belt in his costume isn't the only reason to point at him and laugh
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Former Democratic lawmaker, now apparently chairman of the Lemon Party, indicted on sexual battery charges
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Indian state minister orders 10,000 bats for distribution to newly-wed women to combat domestic violence
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court denies the Telecom industry's request to rehear their challenge to the FCC's Net Neutrality rules- on the grounds that their inside man at the Agency is poised to gut them anyway, so what's the point?
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Mon May 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Much like many citizens, Trump gets upset when reminded that Trump is President
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
U.S. Alpine director to petition ski officials to let Lindsey Vonn race men. Apparently she's already proven she can beat 15 other women at the same time. And that was just to date Tiger Woods
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
Woman finds plea from Chinese worker imprisoned in factory hidden in her Walmart purse. In other news, Walmart items may not be American made, but at least they're hand-made by folks worse off than you are
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler finds herself thriving under the Trump administration
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will Braun Strowman destroy tonight? Are the Hardy Boyz broken or just a little toothless? Will we start hearing about WWE Great Balls of Fire tonight? Find out on WWE Raw, 8pm ET on USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What kind of wedding present do you get for an FBI translator who flees to Syria to marry an ISIS militant? Cruise missiles? (Now with an article and not just video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like we're about to start hearing all kinds of Trump supporters explaining to us why raising the gas tax is suddenly a good thing
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
She's watched her father beheaded, been blind, been stabbed, but the producers of Game of Thrones think she hasn't quite suffered enough
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is "looking into breaking up big banks" while his staffers search the White House to find out how Bernie got in and where he is hiding
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Credit cards, ATMs could now be obsolete in India by 2020. Mostly because they could never design an ATM that could take two chickens and a goat
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(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
Hawk Harrelson calls long six in Indian Premier League. 7 wickets for the good guys
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Gallup Poll finds Americans' fear of being laid off is now at a record low. Although it could come back up the minute any of them actually gets a job
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(The Dartmouth)
 
 
 
Today in obvious campus news: Study finds Democrats least tolerant of opposing views
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swiss spy arrested in Germany who was spying on German tax officials trying to find out if their citizens are evading taxes by using the Swiss banking system
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sebastian Gorka seeking employment outside The White House. Guess he'll find out how marketable his questionable PhD and neo-Nazi ties really are
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Roman Reigns overcome the odds and defeat Braun Strowman? Can Chris Jericho regain the United States Title from The Face of America Kevin Owens? Have they decided what a House of Horrors match is? Find out on WWE Payback, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
For the 3rd week, F8 of the Furious is #1, bringing in $18.5 million. How to Be a Latin Lover is #2 with $11.8 million, mindless Dave Eggers adaptation The Circle is a dud at #3 with $9 million while The Boss Baby slides to #5 with $8.1 million
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"...In short, the head of a federal regulator, who has to oversee serious and complex tasks and find the optimal solution to a wide range of issues that affect tens of millions of people, is increasingly acting like a dick. But why?"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
People want to know the story behind the man with a vacant stare riding the bus with a 30 gallon tub of Cinnabon frosting. Subby wants to know his Fark handle
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
As a reminder, it's someone else's fault when you fail to do your job. If it applies to the president, it applies to you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News uses Obama-era unemployment numbers to try and make Trump look good, winds up getting excoriated on Twitter in what can be best described as a social media shiatstorm
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Sat April 29, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The first oval race of the 2017 IndyCar season is upon us, but does that mean less of the famous clownshoes we've come to expect? Find out at the Desert Diamond West Valley Phoenix Grand Prix (9:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Honestly? I feel kind of dumb," admits voter who feels bamboozled by Trump's lies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's traffic report: Good visibility, light winds, high chance of rhino rampage
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(Sierra Club)
 
 
 
Donald "can't stop stepping on his own dick" Trump may have just crippled the U.S. coal industry by slapping a tariff on Canadian lumber and attacking NAFTA. See, all the export terminals for U.S. coal are in -- wait for it -- Canada
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Statistics indicate that restaurant visits in the United States declined in 2016 for the first time in years, showing the supply of eateries has outstripped demand
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years since Event Horizen hit the big screen and reminded an entire generation why we may not want to be a space explorers after all
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Burglars use Grindr in attempt to get ATM
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Fri April 28, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LA City Council candidate admits using Tinder for extramarital hookups, not paying taxes and calling blacks the N-word. But says he's staying in the race and feels good because he's "hydrated"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mike Myers will be the host of a revival of The Gong Show on ABC -- in character as a hacky British stand-up comic named Mike Maitland. If only there were something one could do to indicate that they do not wish to continue watching an act perform
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, Muhammad Ali refuses Army induction, wins by TKO
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Researchers try to prove sweatshop work is better than rural poverty, accidentally prove Marx was right, still can't find clue
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looks like it is time to find a new job. What's your best job interview advice? Decent answers to "What is your biggest weakness?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"They're building a global brain that will embody Lucifer's mind." It's terrifying enough someone actually said this, but it's worse when you realize Rick Wiles believes what he's saying and so do his followers
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(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
Farmers realize just what Donald Trump's immigration policies have done, blame him for the fact they can't find migrant workers to harvest crops
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Sports-section story you'll find in the Tennessean, but not in the New York Times: What to do if you come across a pygmy rattlesnake
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Moms swear that a pizza sold in Charlotte, N.C. called "The Inducer" is guaranteed to induce labor in expectant mothers
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What do you do when you see an avalanche coming at you on Mount Everest? You turn on your camera first then find something to clean your soiled pants
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The long, winding road to get American Gods onto television
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Uber drivers upset that cab drivers are "poaching" their customers. Wait...isn't there a Fark tag for this kind of story? Hmm...why, I think there is
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
From Frankie Muniz to Abigail Breslin, find out whatever happened to your favorite millennial child actor
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(Time)
 
 
 
When visiting sketchy areas, travel expert Anthony Bourdain recommends bringing credit card that doubles as knife. "It's not something you'd want to get into a serious fight with, but it might be a rude surprise should someone grab you from behind"
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
The status of industrial metal, the fate of the Facebook Live killer, and where cheeseburgers come from. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-16 to Sat 2017-04-22
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While it's not unusual to find chicken on a subway sandwich it is a tad unusual to find one or two on the subway
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lacking outrageous fortune, indigenous people of Brazil offer slings and arrows
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
High school graduation is a month or so away. What kind of advice do you have for this year's high school graduates?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Jeff Goldblum . . . uh . . . finds a way" to join 'Jurassic World' sequel
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Tue April 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dumb guy tries to french kiss alligator but tapes its mouth shut which kind of defeats the purpose, if you know what I mean
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why we need an independent counsel: Even on the rare occasions that a Congressional Republican actually tries to do his job and investigate Trump's ties to Russia, the White House just tells them to pound sand
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung remind their customers that the battery in a Galaxy S8 is not a dog's chew toy...wait. What?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A new parchment copy of the Declaration of Independence, written in the 1780s, has been discovered and, well, read it for yourself: "We, the undersigned colonies, do declare our independence by forming the Caliphate of the US based on Sharia law"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Reminder - Don't test Yasiel Puig's arm. But if you feel compelled to try, you do so at your own risk
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Does Iceland really have the best hot dog in the world? Here are the findings of two people who have sampled them
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Student finds earworm in school lunch. Not hears, finds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Larry Bird in an Indy car. The only thing to make this more Indiana-like is if basketballs were being dragged from the car
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While it's not technically illegal to have a sex dungeon in your attic across the street from a school, police really don't like to find teenagers in it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
2 1/2 ton creature joined Tinder, right-swiped your profile
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mexico builds wall around blindness-causing disease
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why no one respects science: "Being "pro-science" has become a bizarre cultural phenomenon in which liberals engage in public displays of self-reckoned intelligence as a kind of performance art, while demonstrating zero evidence to justify it"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
India's 68-year-old "Mother of Orphans" has raised over 1,400 abandoned children. "I am there for all those who have no one"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Giant dinosaur eggs found intact. They've been put in an incubator and everyone's waiting to find out what kinds of dinosaurs will emerge. Here's hoping for a T-Rex baby
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(Madison Daily Cardinal)
 
 
 
"Oh we got both kinds. We got country AND western," say UW Madison bar owners
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Mon April 24, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Kalisto overcome the odds and defeat Braun Strowman in a dumpster match? Will Bray Wyatt explain what a House of Horrors Match is? Will Sheamus and Cesaro cause the Hardy Boyz to get a little more cracked? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that fully 73% of Americans want an independent investigation into the Trump campaign's ties with Russia because they do not trust Congress to handle it. Or, in Trumpmath: nobody cares about this issue at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Celebs find new way of flaunting skin: hip cleavage - the worst cleavage of all
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
You know you waited too long to mow the lawn when you find a man dead from an overdose in it
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
The day after tomorrow: when ad blockers stop all martech platforms and no one is tracked online. Good luck, subby is still behind seven proxies
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Sioux Falls man arrested for trying to run back into a burning building to save his beer. No word on what kind of beer it was
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The US tobacco industry is climbing back after it almost died off in a puff of smoke
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it
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(WBEZ Chicago)
 
 
 
The state is billions of dollars behind on bills. If only there were a revenue source waiting to be tapped. Gee ... if only ... that'd be real helpful about now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Aurora photographers find new night sky lights ... Fark: and call them Steve
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(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
California state university bosses: Look, it's essential that we continue hiring these vital staff to perform indispensable work on things. Vital things, about which it's crucial you not ask pesky questions, you meddling journalists
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(Eat This, Not That)
 
 
 
Snack Food Sunday is ready to snap into some meat snacks. What's your favorite? Do you buy it or make your own? Do pork rinds even qualify? OH YEAH
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's still not too late to sign up with the Indycar fantasy league "Team Fark Clownshoes" at the link. It's your Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama live at 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host interviews Nebraska farmer she's sure will agree with her claims the Keystone XL pipeline will make the U.S. energy independent. That's when he reminds her the oil it transfers isn't from the U.S.
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Another Trump Campaign Chair has been indicted for minor sex trafficking. What is it with Republicans and kids?
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Upon investigation of remote Thai province's 'sacred pond' of black water that villagers believe cures blindness and all illness, officials find the water's magic ingredient to be feces. Holy crap
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy Record Store Day, everyone. Share your rare finds and successes as well as misses here
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: if your doctor performs his liposuction procedures in a barn, you may want to postpone your appointment
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump was right about some protestors being paid. Only problem is, the paid protestors they could find were being paid by Republicans. (sad trombone)
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Solo kind of man
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Partially cloaked alien spaceship photographed out window of ISS. Nothing to see here, move along
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin now providing daily reminder to Trump of America's current status as "Russia's biatch"
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"What's that guy in the car behind me doing honking and waving? Go around, dude. Jeez"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New poster boy for the Democrats couldn't even find the time to vote in the 2012 presidential election because he was studying broads over in Europe
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: Conservatives finally find a tax they like. Fark: A tax on porn. Ultrafark: It would come in the form of a filter that would be added to computers, and phones that would block obscene material until you pay a $20 fee
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Bad news: Bakersfield, California named the smoggiest city in America. Good news: Low visibility from blanket of brown air keeps residents from being reminded they're in Bakersfield
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Maybe those frog lickers know something we don't know, it seems that frog slime does indeed kill flu viruses
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hawaii lawmakers would like to remind AG Sessions that they're part of the United States
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds crayfish who live in groups get drunk more easily than loners. The findings could help us to understand why people have such wildly different reactions to alcohol consumption and why researchers enjoy getting crayfish drunk
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Thai demographics lead to female-heavy banking industry
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From herbs in the window to full-blown backyard setups, for many this is the time to plan the 2017 garden. What are you growing? Share your suggestions to keep Farkers set up with fresh produce
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dow Chemical trying to kill federal pesticide findings. In entirely unrelated news, the company cut a $1 million check to help underwrite Trump's totally bug-free inaugural festivities
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Next time you're having trouble finding porn on the Internet, try Twitter's 'trending' list
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Frisco has this cool new car vending machine which is gonna suck when it doesn't work right and you're standing there banging on the window, hoping the car will fall in the slot
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(The Week)
 
 
 
President Trump finding out he can't drain the swamp because it's so clogged with politicans. In fact no one can unclog that fetid morass of corruption and self-dealing
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
When a body finds a body in a body it is alarming
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons is not OK. After fitness guru is rushed to hospital for severe indigestion, LAPD investigators pay visit to his estate, possibly to follow up on rumors he was held captive by his own reps for three years
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You don't have to be an Einstein to find a massive alien world, but it sure helps
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The Brewers Association, the nonprofit trade group representing small and independent craft brewers, wants to "crack down" on sexist beer ads and labels. They said "Crack" heh heh
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump targets Canada and its dairy industry. And then he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New research finds first graders are better at reading than children a decade ago. Unfortunately, only in abbreviations, acronyms and emojis
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Only thing more depressing than losing your wallet is finding out some people have been getting together for a drinking challenge in your honor for 14 years without inviting you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can someone help a long time farker find a new site to visit that is not alt left or alt right. The threads are off, sorta like fish you forgot in the fridge
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Industrial metals are diving. Good thing I diversified my Nine Inch Nails portfolio into smooth jazz
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Study finds fish put their heads together so that they can solve problems as a group - the more experienced teaching the less experienced. Well, duh, they call it a "school"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Harry Potter arrested for marijuana possession, netting negative ten points for Gryffindor. Man, that seems more like a HufflePuff thing
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Free market and physics be damned, Trump administration will find some way to shove coal down America's throat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Some people will go to huge lengths to save a few bucks on their next smartphone. Meet the man who built his own iPhone from individual parts bought shopping in Chinese marketplaces
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for souls to steal, but he changed his mind, and swiped voting machines because THIS IS NOT NORMAL IN A DEMOCRACY
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Tuesday, it's Atletico at Leicester, Munich at Real Madrid. Wednesday has Dortmund at Monaco, Juventus at Barcelona. Will the home teams prevail? Find out on THE CHAMPIONS Kickoff at 2:45 pm EDT
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese family unearths 'priceless ancient artifacts' thinking they'll be rich beyond their wildest dreams only to find out they're really just WWII explosives left by the Japanese
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans who say they use marijuana are parents, study finds
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