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500 headlines found matching 'Ind'
Mon August 29, 2016
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tybee Island police shocked to find beheaded voodoo doll outside their station. They know its a real one because it has a label that says "Voo Doo" right on it. Bonus disfigured lizard adds to the mumbo jumbo mojo
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone went into a gay nightclub and stuck acid in a lube dispenser. Police are trying to find out who is responsible for the bigoted, baseless attack
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas county GOP Chair who was known to be a rabid conspiracy theorist, racist, and crackpot winds up getting himself ousted because he made one idiotic mistake
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists: "HAARP is about about controlling the weather, chemtrails, and our minds." HAARP: "Well, why don't you come visit us and see exactly what we do here?" Conspiracy theorists: "Ummm, er, um, CHEMTRAILS"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientific review finds Excel is responsible for errors in 20000 percent of scientific papers
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Sat August 27, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
After an 1,831 hour rain delay, Indy is ready to fire 'em up again at Texas Motor Speedway (9:30 pm ET, NBCSN)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fairbanks is home to the largest battery in the world, as well as ... look, it's 13,760 individual NiCad cells, each one as big as a PC and weighing 165 pounds. Other cities might have nice batteries, but Fairbanks' is big, that's all they're saying
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(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
First ever EM warp drive theory peer-reviewed paper to be published. For non-geeks this is kinda a big thing. It says that the damn thing works. Whatever, Number One engage
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Six more NFL preseason games to slog through today, highlighted by...well...it's preseason, so who knows? KC @ CHI at 1pm, DET @ BAL, PHI @ IND, NYG @ NYJ, TEN @ OAK, and LA @ DEN in the evening games
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
While the Mane 6 are away, Discord will play, but with the guys playing D&D? Will there be enough Mountain Dew to go around? Find out in My Little Pony - Dungeons & Discords, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Spotify to music artists who promote their work elsewhere: Nice songs you have there. It would be a shame if nobody could ever find them again on our service
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Most interesting man in the world convicted in masterminding global online theft ring
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
When normal people call tech support, you get Anish from India. If you are someone like Barbra Streisand though, you get Steve Jobs
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Florida man survives lightning strike, spider, and snake bites. Florida man must be indestructible
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Scientific study finds beers of the two biggest German brewery rivals "actually taste almost exactly the same"
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(Huffington Post)
 
Boobies
 
This Sunday is the ninth annual Go Topless Go protest, which seeks to free boobies from the savage bondage of, you know...tops. I believe we can all get behind this movement (Not safe for work)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California is looking to control its Medicare drug costs by refusing to pay more than the VA does for any given drug. Guess which industry is spending over one hundred million dollars to keep this from going through?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lagging years behind MTV, Syrian rebels finally give up on Daraya
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police are still searching for clues in the murder of two elderly nuns in Mississippi who worked at a free clinic that helped poor children, say they may just wait till the next lightning storm and charge any charred remains they find
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(CBC)
 
 
 
History is going to be kind to Stephen Harper. That's the joke
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1939, the first televised MLB game is broadcast. And a multi-billion dollar industry begins
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump campaign finds undeniable proof of voter fraud. Let's just say there's a good reason for the Fail tag here
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Economists are just now finding out that actual data is more important than their pet theories. Just in time, there, guys. It's not like we've had decades of theories which didn't fit the data
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That deep throaty chuckle of self-satisfaction mixed with a tinge of relief and vindictiveness you heard in DC yesterday came from Paul Manafort as he watched Trump publicly contradict what his own campaign manager had just said the day before
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A big hearty thank you to all Whatsapp users for so kindly agreeing to give Facebook your phone number and all that other personal data. Oh, you didn't agree? Hm. Well, thanks anyway
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(VG Nett (Norway))
 
 
 
Volunteering to dive into an outhouse shiatter to find his buddy's lost cell phone appears to be one of the LEAST idiotic decisions this particular Norwegian guy has made. With photo evidence
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Egyptian police using Grindr to find and arrest LGBT citizens
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols passes Mark McGwire for 10th place on the MLB all-time home run list. He's now only 178 homers, 265 hypodermic needles and seven hat sizes behind all time champ Barry Bonds
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a female realtor in Houston and some guy calls inquiring about a house for sale and then starts asking you what kind of shoes you have on and to take off your shoes to improve cell reception, just hang up on him
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
With the Pulse Nightclub massacre still fresh in everyone's mind, now's not a good time to hold a balloon-popping contest inside an Orlando mall
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Parents in Texas six months behind on child support payments will not be able to renew their vehicle registration, which will make it even that much harder for them to get a job to pay their child support
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The latest growth industry is driving people to visit their relatives in prison
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds rejection of Trump's immigration views. To be fair, this poll was from last week before his views changed. By the time you read this headline he will have reverted back, though
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Can lightning pop unpopped popcorn? Hmm, let's find out
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Never mind that shiat...there goes Mingo
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The newspaper business is so bad, publishers can't even give them away. Not copies of the newspaper, mind you. The actual newspaper
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of naïveté to let someone convince you they're the Qianlong Emperor and scam you out of 40 million RMB
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Mysterious facility offers open house and unmanned aircraft petting zoo to disprove mind-control rumors
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
35-year-old Jessica Alba would like to go back in time and stop 20-year-old Jessica Alba from getting so many damn tattoos because she's not "into them anymore." Tattoos: creating permanent reminders of what an idiot you used to be for over 100 years
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Mylan Pharmaceuticals kinda sorta caves, will gouge fewer people for EpiPens
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"She needed her friend to say it was okay to leave her complicated existence behind and become the flying wife of Idris Elba in a world where all white men were sandwiches." (Not safe for work or Sanity)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In the land of the blind, the man who was too high lost his king
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(World Tribune)
 
 
 
If we were playing a game where the object was to find the most amazing, tremendous example of Trump blinders in existence, I have just thrown down a Royal Flush
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Having slimmer friends can help people lose weight. Difficulty: Finding a group of thin, beautiful people who want to hang out with a fatty
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's been a tumultuous few years at QB with the Nick Foles Era and the Sam Bradford Era ending almost as soon as they began, but using the #2 overall pick to draft Carson Wentz meant all those troubles are behind the-oooooh, oh, my, that's not good
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has binders full of the best debates
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The photo behind bizarre conspiracy theory No.156,982 concerning Hillary Clinton's health
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Local news broadcast team interviews Ryan Lochte, loses their minds after it ends
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mother of Tre Mason says Rams player "has the mind of a 10-year-old" due to concussions
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(WGNS Radio)
 
 
 
"Talk about Targeted Individual, electric torture, V2K, Monarch Project." Pass it on
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why do we have such hatred for certain words? Well let's get our minds moist so we can probe the crevice of our inner selves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The endgame of our real life Civ game is in sight. Soon, nerve staples and mind worms for everybody We're going to need a space elevator for this
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence returning to Indiana after tornado strike, no word on the status of the 18-wheeler full of Play Doh
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At long last, Donald Trump actually does something to net a positive result for all mankind
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Who actually was Ray? Will Tyrell and Flipper make their triumphant return? What's in the letter Elliot gets on Tuesday? Has Angela blown it for FSociety? Was your mind blown last week? It's 'Mr. Robot', 10PM EDT on USA Network....or is it?
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
The most important question facing mankind: Does Godzilla have a penis?
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(The Awl)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes with pro wrestling refs: they have a lot more responsibility than you think. Then again, they also get drunk with Hulk Hogan, get the crap kicked out of them, break up real fights, and get babybirded with earthworms
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(The Indy Channel)
 
NewsFlash
 
Large tornado on the ground east of Indianapolis. Kokomo already hit. Link is to live stream on WRTV
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Trump wants all donors to the Clinton Foundation while she was Sec. State investigated. Oh, Trump was one of those? Nevermind then
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
In her sexual harassment lawsuit against Fox News, former anchor Andrea Tantaros describes the network as a "a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult, steeped in...indecency." Unclear if she is complaining or doing recruiting work for them
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Conservative shock jock writes long-winded piece calling Neil DeGrasse Tyson a "horse's astrophysicist" and accuses the scientist of "mocking a 9-year-old." Tyson finds out and writes a rebuttal in the comments section eviscerating the man
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence in the age of investing: how synthetic intelligence is helping Wall Street find the next big stocks, Sarah Connor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP pretty sure the best way to stop Trump's collapse is to remind everyone that Clinton founded a global, multibillion-dollar anti-AIDS charity
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The defense industry is donating to Hillary Clinton and withholding from Trump
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Is your change-resistant, hidebound industry being challenged by new technology upstarts? Do what the MA taxi industry does - use your political cronies to tax them to subsidize you
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Company creates a pepper grinder that reroutes the home Wi-Fi and shuts down access to the internet at the dinner table. Good for six breakfasts or dinners - whichever comes first
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Coloradans probably don't have to worry about the Zika virus because Colorado mosquitoes are very independent thinking American mosquitoes unlikely to be influenced by illegal alien mosquitoes
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Tue August 23, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman cleans out messy purse, finds $157,000 lottery ticket. Subby once found $20 in a coat stored over the winter
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Georgia community loses its mind after learning that the Muslims plan to open a mosque and cemetery, presumably to bury all the people they're gonna terrorize to death
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget about having a 77-lb giant pearl under your bed that's worth a heap of money, how about a father and son finding a lump of whale vomit worth maybe £65,000 while walking on the beach? Mmmmm whale vomit
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Empire of the Sun snag Lindsey Buckingham, some of David Bowie's band, and even a member of The Revolution for their new album
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Human beings have a right to life, liberty, and indoor air conditioning
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News in full blown denial over the polls. They're dragging out every excuse in the proverbial book. They still have ten weeks of agony and pain which subby finds oh-so entertaining. However, I'm already sick of popcorn. Suggestions?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars, researchers find there are two months when couples are most likely to get divorced
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk man finds out the hard way that life is not like the cartoons when it comes to squeezing your body through a small hole
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Mon August 22, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just another day being a policeman in Chicago. The traffic stops, the school assembly talks, the bullets bouncing off your windshield during a high speed chase (warning: autoplay video is loud)
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Typhoon No. 9 wreaks havoc in Kanto with winds up to 180 kph, is expected to hit Fukushima tonight. Number Nine. Number Nine. Number Nine
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man finds someone to spend the rest of his life with on dating site, mostly because she killed him after the first date
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball player hits grand slam - and the ball smashes the windshield of his own truck in the parking lot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump's African American followers are unapologetic, not to mention hard to find
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
IndyCar returns to Pocono one year after the death of Justin Wilson. With Aleshin on the pole, there's bound to be clownshoes. It's the ABC Supply 500 (12PM ET, NBCSN)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The life of everyone in this thread depends upon just one thing: finding someone who can not only say something clever, but who didn't have scallops for dinner
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Sun August 21, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
People no longer want to live next to water-sucking, space-hogging, window-shattering golf courses like they did twenty years ago
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead returns tonight. Will Junkie Depp find the answers he seeks? (AMC 9 ET) Look, I usually don't handle these Walking Dead threads... you'll take what you get and like it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mind reader
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Reporter goes on a week-long cruise for conspiracy theorists. "I feared they were tracking me around the ship, waiting to spring out from blind corners and empty doorways"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan demanding a king's ransom and a meeting with Putin in order to be interviewed on Russian television
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Australia, Maine is reporting a ten-foot snake on the loose. Complete with "holy fark" picture of the shed skin it left behind
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Seven scientifically-proven signs of high intelligence. So, if you swear a lot, it's a sign you've got a brilliant mind and are highly educated
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Well, you kind of have to hand it to the media: their Olympics coverage managed to offend pretty much every single group on the planet. Good jorb
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ever wonder about the story behind Central Park's 3,466-year-old, 238-ton Egyptian obelisk?
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like a banana ... and could be useful in the fight against cervical cancer
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Sat August 20, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When one finds a lobster so rare you can't even think about breaking out the butter and lemon because it's a noble thing to let it go
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(WWE)
 
 
 
GLORIOUS. Will Roode give in, will Roode give in before he's victorious? Will Samoa Joe defend? Will Asuka Defend? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn, tonight at 8 PM ET on the WWE Network
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump seems strangely obsessed with Hillary Clinton's sleeping habits now, which, fankly, is kinda creepy, even for him
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Investigation by the very dishonest and failing New York Times finds that the Trump empire is up to its ears in debt and is a complex web of holding companies
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The American Family Association has been urging like-minded Christians to boycott Target over the company's decision to not worry about which bathroom people use; now they're saying if the boycott fails, "Christians will not be able to pee anywhere"
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Things are winding down, but they're far from over. Finals in men's water polo, men's diving, women's golf, women's basketball, and so many other sports that I'm gonna run out of characters. This is your live thread for Saturday, August 20th
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Meet the mysterious people behind all those naked Trump statues everywhere
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
A pair of criminal masterminds find themselves locked inside a cellphone store as onlookers laugh at them
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Fri August 19, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Broadway: "Oh geez, I don't know. I mean, it's kind of a big decision isn't it? I mean, I always said if I ever did it, I was gonna do it once and that was it. Oh, well. Sure, yeah. Go ahead"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Employee at Indian ad firm has to endure being touched by the rest of the office staff
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Happy anniversary, Windows 10 customers. Latest update intended to address poor video performance now freezes your webcam after a minute or so - hardly a performance improvement
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
And The Winner Is: Map reveals the average size of erect penises around the world .... Sorry, India
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Exxon-Mobil behind the worst mass coral bleaching in history. BLEACHING, CORAL
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hong Kong reminds makers of Arrival that it is not Shanghai. Meanwhile, every other city on the planet reminds movie viewers that they are not Vancouver
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
22 Irish Travelers indicted under Federal RICO Laws. Thanks, O'bama
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(Time)
 
 
 
Australian man in Dubai shares a Facebook post about how to help refugees, winds up getting detained by security forces
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Republicans prepare tough case for new round of pointless hearings. Expect indictment to come any day now. Any. Day...ah screw it, it's not even funny anymore
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You may want to rethink your criteria for choosing friends when your best man fails to book flights and accommodation for the stag party, pockets the money and pretends to have terminal cancer. Bonus: you don't find out until you're at the airport
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Conservative commentator grudgingly admits that indeed all of the polls have Trump losing in a yuge way. Difficulty: Fox News
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman finds out the hard way that it's illegal to happily stab a gila monster in the head with a screwdriver (warning: disturbing pic of dead lizard)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Eleven days into the Olympics, India wins its first medal of the games
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(Time)
 
 
 
New poll finds that 3 out of 5 Trump-supporting Texans support secession if Hillary Clinton is elected President. The other 2 still want to secede no matter who becomes President
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mom with an autistic daughter makes a simple request on her Facebook page for help in finding a discontinued t-shirt that her daughter loves. 78 shirts later she is overwhelmed with the kindness of strangers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
By the last breath of the fourth winds blow, better raise your ears / The sound of hooves knock at your door / Lock up your wife and children now / It's time for new Metallica
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitler finds out Trump is losing every poll. "He was supposed to make National Populism mainstream. And the best we could do was to get a bunch of idiots who get off to anime porn"
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
T-Mobile becomes the first carrier to eliminate all data caps, which will be perfect for all the users out there who don't want HD video and don't mind their speeds being throttled
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hindu monk who claims to be 120 years old says the secret to a long life is not having sex
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
It's now easier than ever to find out if you are a mutant
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Widow of former Captain America writer and editor Mark Gruenwald finishes using the remainder of his ashes that weren't mixed in the ink of the Squadron Supreme TPB, sprinkles "two scoops of Gru" over new Captain America statue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Due to incredibly critical reports about the private prison system in America, the DOJ announces they will no longer use the private prison industry. Thanks, Obama
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(Allen West)
 
 
 
A history lesson about the Democrat Party and its relationship with the black community in America. It's not just that Hillary Clinton individually is a bigot, it's that the Democrat Party has ALWAYS embraced bigotry towards American blacks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin farmer and 16 cows died in what local colleague called a "perfect storm" of shiat. No word have far upwind the Trump rally was held
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Why No Man's Sky is the perfect example of what's wrong in our modern gaming industry, and why devs need to tell us when they cut out a cool feature before release
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Wed August 17, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the father of the super soaker made splashes at NASA, the air force and the toy making industry
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In Manhattan this week, Apple device owners say goodbye Tekserve, a legendary independent repair store that predates the first official Apple Store. Subby shopped there before it was cool
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Just a reminder everyone: air conditioning is still sexist
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
On September 10, 2001 George Carlin recorded an album called "I Kinda Like it When a lot of People Die." It was never released, until now
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Convicted cake kicker indicted in ice-cream incident
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Brazilian judge orders police to seize Ryan Lochte's passport so they can get to the bottom of this robbery investigation with conflicting accounts. Lochte's lawyer: Good luck finding him
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Glass coated kite strings leave three dead in India
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama issues a disaster declaration for Louisiana, then finds out they just had a major flood
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
When a candidate's entire pitch, indeed his entire persona, is based on what a winner he is and "winning so much you'll be sick of winning", what does he do when he is clearly NOT winning the race?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Original '62 Mets catcher Choo Choo Coleman dies at age 80, still more useful behind the plate than d'Arnaud
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
So you stuck it out, and said, "Fark you, Microsoft. I don't want your Windows 10, and forced updates"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Aryan fellow who thinks Hitler's great will be running Trump Youth groups who'll be busy breaking shop windows and rooting out undesirables. Their shirts will undoubtedly be brown
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of asshole to ruin an airshow with a helicopter. Meet that asshole
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Health emergency declared in Puerto Rico because of the Zika virus. It will be given priority right behind the emergencies declared for the economy, crime, food supply, drinking water
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB reminder - If you try to touch Adrian Beltre's head, he'll flip out. If you try to give him a post game shower, he'll fight you off with a broom
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Black Hat hackers give props to Windows 10 for not being as easy to bust as Win7 or XP
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
A contest to find the world's crappiest robots: "Sex toys, dried squid, repurposed Happy Meal toys and the husk of a Gameboy Advance are just some of the components found in the robotic competitors"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It turns out that "passively" managing $800 billion dollars in Vanguard's index fund is a little more difficult than it sounds
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(Vox)
 
 
 
In a single speech, Trump managed to: contradict his most important past positions, reject nation building while endorsing an indefinite occupation of Iraq, and make embarrassing errors about topics ranging from NATO to the rise of ISIS
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
State Department to turn over Clinton emails, so we can find out how much there is to say about yoga
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump on super rich Democrat David Geffen's boat. Your task -- find a way to link this scene to Vladimir Putin in fewer than six degrees of separation
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(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists may soon be able to heal the blind. Jesus Christ
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
You can't tie up and blindfold your kids over 'demon possession' - even in Kansas
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The Bad Astronomer checks in to remind everybody that chemtrails are bullshiat. Bonus: ghost dinosaurs
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Mon August 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Police search for cab driver after US Olympic swimmers robbed by armed men in Rio." In their defense, it must be hard to find a cab driver between so many armed robbers in the streets
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man refuses to have sex with his girlfriend so she kicks him in the face. Mugshot of girlfriend would indicate a flying dropkick followed by a figure-four leglock would have been her next move
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The Arizona Cardinals find the downside of holding preseason practice at their home stadium
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Ruh-roh, Thomas Gibson has hired a lawyer after his Criminal Minds firing
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Latest polling shows the yuge impact that Mike Pence has had on the presidential race in Indiana
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
DARPA held a 'Capture the flag'-like hacking competition between AIs. The winner was given $2 million and a head start on finding Sarah Connor
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Tinder executive: We still have no idea how to solve "the puzzle of what makes two people compatible." Here's guessing the answer doesn't hinge on how willing people are to drunkenly swipe right and have one night stands
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Taking leave of the remainder of his senses, Drudge accuses Hillary of copying Trump's hair
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Because the United States does not have strict rules for prescription drug companies or insurance companies, both industries are free to profit off of sickness. The 2017 list of excluded prescription drugs is here, with up to 150 on the list
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
There's actually a genuine reason Trump could find himself in criminal hot water sooner rather than later, and it has nothing to do with "2nd Amendment people"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hyperbole: "Wyoming is trying to tax the wind." Reality: "There's no such thing as a free lunch"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute finds female cats are more attuned to kittens than males
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's like one of their episodes, where 'Criminal Minds' star Shemar Moore was robbed of $60,000 by a former guest star of the show
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to find a way to gorge yourself silly before summer's out? Here is a list of food to try at every MLB ball park, where even cauliflower makes the list
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Scientists find another practical use for shrimp other than dipping it in cocktail sauce
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rainbow Dash wakes up in a hospital, stumbles out into the deserted streets of Ponyville, then suddenly hears the angry howling of its residents. Did her last joke go too far? Find out in My Little Pony 28 Pranks Later 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Institute for Relentless Killjoys finds that three glasses of milk a day can lead to early death
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Fri August 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cops confiscate 44 pounds of psychedelic mushrooms found inside a home under a giant toadstool surrounded by dryads and centaurs locked in a timeless battle with fire-breathing llamas ridden by digital leaf people burrowing out from your mind's eye
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Eccentric Japanese billionaire industrialist doesn't give a shiat about shareholders: "When I'm asked by investors, I tell them they're No. 1, but it's not what I really think"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We go inside Elvis Presley's dire battle with diet and drugs, and how his lover Linda Thompson saved him from drowning in a bowl of chicken soup
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hillary wouldn't have possibly allowed a wealthy benefactor to influence US Foreign policy while President, would she? Never mind that she did while she was Secretary of State. Nothing to see her...BUT TRUMP
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(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
The science of how we smell different when we watch movies, emitting different odors during different kinds of scenes
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps' runaway victory in the 200 IM last night gave him his 22nd Olympic gold medal and 13th victory in an individual event. Suck It, Leonidas of Rhodes
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Seven trippy, mind-bending, and downright weird animated films. Any other suggestions?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After taking on parking fines, robo lawyer is now tackling homelessness, finding Sarah Connor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Daily Beast removes article on how to have sex with gay Olympics athletes. I dunno, from behind?
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Acting aggressive and reckless when drunk could be a sign that you're a complete jerk, or it could be an indication that you are a carrier of a newly discovered aggressive drunk genetic mutation. But hey - either way, you're thin
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
The problem with finding embarrassing or alarming videos is explaining how you found them in the first place
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Thu August 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teacher takes safety demonstration to the next level by jumping out of a window
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Office workers hang noose over coworker's desk, find out Trump "I was joking" excuse doesn't work in real world
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Some Greenland sharks can live up to 400 years. When asked, the Greenland shark cited a lifestyle filled with cocaine, whisky, weed, loose women, wine, pills- oh wait, that was Keith Richards bio, nevermind
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If your pet fish has human-like teeth, officials request that you do not release them into the wild. Also, find some less farked up pets, for God's sake
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
JK Rowling is now more popular than Shakespeare, which still puts her behind Jesus and The Beatles
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am thirty years old and am in the sexual prime of my life, and I have found that Tinder is the greatest thing in my life; random hookups are awesome. I never want to give up Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thomas Gibson gets into a slap-fight with a producer on the set of Criminal Minds, gets suspended for one or two episodes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kennedy, former MTV veejay and current Fox News mindless one, tells celebrities to "Eat a bag of Dixie" for criticizing Donald Trump, then compares the end of discrimination to ethnic cleansing and genocide
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AnyMote Universal Remote Control, coordinates all remotes through your smartphone. Not bad. But when can we ditch these cumbersome interfaces and just let me control my electronics with my mind? (Sponsored Link)
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Wed August 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds cavemen were much smarter than we thought. Geico spokesperson: "Duh"
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(Laboratory News (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists explain why we haven't found the life in space that they promised us we'd find. Would a simple "We were wrong, we're so sorry" be too much to ask from the astronomical community?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So the new girl texts me and wants me to go all 50 Shades on her tonight with safe words and everything. I said okay, but I don't think I am really that kind of guy. Help. Also, this is a real thread, assholes. I can show you the texts
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft thoughtfully provides an example of what will go wrong if the tech industry gives in to the FBI's demands for encryption back doors
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With 12 individual gold medals, Michael Phelps has tied a 2,168-year-old Olympic record with Leonidas of Rhodes
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Dutch teenager collects one million United Airline miles for finding security flaws. Of course, restrictions do apply
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Eddie Redmayne discusses Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and whether or not he will be as popular as Daniel Radcliffe
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why Trump supporters don't care about facts: "Instead of changing their minds, most will dig in their heels and cling even more firmly to their originally held views"
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's a quick explainer on magnetic monopoles: why they're missing, why it matters that they're missing and why nobody seems able to find one despite looking behind the couch cushions and everything, one supposes
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hipster aesthetic, meant to signify authenticity and difference, has become the mainstream, resulting in everything "hipster" looking the same as everything else "hipster" - reclaimed wood, Edison bulbs, refurbished industrial lighting, mediocrity
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Chrome will block 'behind the scenes' Flash content in September, make HTML5 default in December. Tag is for Google
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
One man's quest to find the perfect Bloody Mary takes him to a Tijuana speakeasy
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. police looking for carjacker for hours find and arrest him. Also find another guy laying in a yard, roust him and kill him. See, he could been the carjacker and in the car and armed, except he wasn't, wasn't, and wasn't
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I never thought I'd find myself being chased around a pool by a naked man in his sixties with a can of squirty cream." Well that leaves Donald Trump out
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County considers tax hikes to pay for Indian River cleanup. Hikes? I was reliably informed that tax cuts could solve everything
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Good dog, what did you find to play with on our afternoon stroll? Oh my (Not safe for work)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you scared of an alien conquest of earth? I'm not. We humans are good at finding ways to kill things, even if they're technologically superior to us
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Indian version of Cliffhanger looks farking awesome, comes loaded with car chases, mountain adventures, well choreographed spontaneous group dance numbers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's Sunday school teacher indicted for 55 years worth of child molestation is brought to you by the Cobb County GOP
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Bar patrons find it hard to have a good time with large portrait of Hitler staring them down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you appear on a reality TV show, don't be surprised if the press does a little digging into your background .... and finds that your dad had 9 wives and fathered 64 children
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Worst Korea relies on millions of Chinese tourists as unwitting human shields against attack by Best Korea. "Beijing may not look kindly on North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un threatening to turn Seoul into a sea of fire"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"And if you look out the windows to the left of the helicopter, you'll see a large group of deputies waiting to arrest me for my reckless piloting"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
You know it's a windy day when entire oil-drilling platforms are washing ashore
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The world may be spared the indignity of seeing a reality television show "starring" Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Move over Gordie Howe hat-trick, say hello to the pre-season indefinite suspension by trying to fight everyone on the other team asshatery. With video goodness
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Britain drops from gold-medal soccer contender to lucky-to-get-a-goal-this-year depths of Rio. No wait, BRAZIL, it's the Brazilian national team that could choke on Jello. I kind of have that other one as a hotkey during sporting events to save time
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Canadians have been jerks behind the wheel since at least 1950
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(Morbotron.com)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: the entire run of Futurama has been indexed and is now searchable for your memeing and giffing pleasure
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
While Trump plummets further in the polls, Fox would like to point out all kinds of bad stuff about Hillary. Maybe that'll stop the plummeting
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Amateur finds 1000-year-old Viking amulet. Just imagine what a professional Danish person might do
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Listen to master storyteller Vin Scully give the history behind Boston's 'Beantown' nickname. More proof that Vin Scully knows absolutely everything
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And you may find yourself unable to afford living in a shotgun shack. And you may ask yourself "Well, how did we get here?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This guy has visited 70 countries and here are some of the worst things that have happened to him, from being followed in Cairo and losing 15 pounds from food poisoning in India. What are the worst things that have happened to you while travelling?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The long-awaited Independent Presidential candidate that the #nevertrumpers have been trying to recruit has finally arrived: Evan McMullin has announced his candidacy....you know the Chief Policy director for the House GOP? No?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Sprint, Midget, IndyCar, NASCAR driver Bryan Clauson dies from injuries after horrific crash in Saturday USAC race
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Times investigation finds "think tanks" are more like "lobbyist lagoons"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man finds a small worm inside his Tesco cucumber, so of course he gives it a funeral and the supermarket writes a moving poem to celebrate Will's life
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What did Arkansas' Republican Party just delete from their platform this weekend? A) Any mention of abortion B) Any mention of marijuana legalization C) Any mention of pre-kindergarten education
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What kind of a world are we living in where a man can't take his pet turtle disguised as a KFC burger on holiday?
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Wagon train stopped in its tracks by Crow indian nation. This is not a repeat from the 1870s
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Sun August 07, 2016
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
If you're sad because you simply cannot find a new cassette tape of Prince's early albums, today is your lucky day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember when mom said don't stick your head out the window?
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
"Suicidal patients have reduced levels of an enzyme called ACMSD which results in lower production of picolinic acid, an important molecule for brain protection. We have a much clearer indication of the biological mechanics behind suicidal tendency"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
American journalist covering Olympics in Brazil shocked, shocked to find that Brazilian women dress sexy
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Scott Baio says he's the kind of actor who doesn't empathize with the characters he plays, which is why he's a Republican. It's also why he's constantly up for acting awards
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Sat August 06, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Those of you who like to eat, drink coffee and groom yourself behind the wheel in NJ are going to have to make some changes
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rule #3 "Soap box cars are to be made by the racer, with ASSISTANCE from a parent" Does this apply to sisters or Rainbow Dash? The CMC find this out the hard way in My Little Pony, The Cart Before the Ponies, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
"Cement family shocked to find 14-foot python." Concrete evidence still awaited up and down the block, family promises mortar come
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My house is old and smells very musty, maybe because of the crawl space. How do I get rid of this smell, short of keeping the doors and windows open all the time?
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Well, how do you hack a voting machine anyway? It must be really hard. Actually, all you need is $82.00 and you can buy one online. Then you find a ten year old and he figures it out for you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Subway changing their logo after 15 years, probably only because the old one now reminds people of kiddie porn
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence of ancient mythical flood
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(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
Just updated your Windows 10 Pro or Home to the Anniversary update and want to disable the start menu ads or the lockscreen (with ads)? Too bad
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Impasse between Chargers and their top draftee is longest of its kind under CBA adopted in 2011. Well, San Diego, at least you have the Padres
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump opens his binder full of men and selects his economic advisory team
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"The Apple Watch is the most anxiety-inducing piece of technology I've ever owned. It's a reminder that a worry is like a notification, which left unchecked, can consume you"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Phil Knight talks about finding the next Michael Jordan when it comes to selling products, reveals how much MJ's first shoe contract was worth
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's criteria for tech success: "My husband runs a co-working office... go in on a Saturday, I can tell you which startups will succeed, without even knowing what they do. Being there on the weekend is a huge indicator of success"
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(How are you, Mr. Wilson?)
 
 
 
WikiLeaks proves the alcohol industry is working against legal marijuana
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to stay at the world's largest hotel? Good luck trying to find your room among the 10,000 it has
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
NY police officer being investigated for racist FB posts, didn't have problem with black people when he was on duty and they were grinding on his junk at the 2011 West Indian parade (with video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is your teenager having trouble finding a summer job? Employers might find her a more desirable candidate if she brings her own security detail
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
What kind of trainwreck would you you envision if I asked you to close your eyes and imagine the operations of the "Trump campaign Hispanic outreach effort"? Would you believe it's actually WORSE than that?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Sometimes great racehorses can't stay on the track, they wander all over the place, they have to put blinders on them. We need to put a blinder on Donald Trump "-and that's from the guy who invented the Tea Party and is running a PRO-Trump superPAC
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Good news: GAO investigators find that buying the materials to make a radioactive dirty bomb is a tiny bit more difficult than clicking "Buy It Now" on eBay
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers say that most humans are actually good people. Study also seems to hint that the rich need the kindness beaten out of them
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Do you dare find out what's really in the drugs your trusty dealer said were ecstasy?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The next time you pull a boneheaded move, remember that people in Philadelphia need to be reminded to not swim in dumpsters
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Baltimore Ravens kicker says in ideal conditions, he can make a field goal from more than 80 yards out. Of course, that would be with no opposing rush, no wind, and off a 100 yard cliff
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You won't BELIEVE what Facebook is doing now. Click here to find out
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that the economy in Alberta is bad but if you have the winning bid this 1200 person camp with indoor running track and golf simulator can be yours
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Video of Brazilian police unzipping woman's suitcase to find an 11-year-old boy stuffed inside
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you see a state trooper in a marked vehicle driving on the highway at a high rate of speed, don't tail behind him trying to document him breaking the speed limit. They don't appreciate that
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Wed August 03, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
These three guys entered a 'Hillary For Prison' float in their local parade in Iowa, complete with a makeshift prison cell and a Hillary impersonator wearing an orange jumpsuit . Let's find out how that played in flyover (pics)
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Stanford Bro-Dude Dumpster Rapist to be transferred to his home town in Ohio to serve out the remainder of his probation term. Universities in the greater Dayton area go to DefCon 2
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A malfunctioning, flaming wind turbine is actually quite beautiful
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pew Research Center wasted good money to find that Donald Trump supporters and Hillary Clinton supporters don't get along
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Marijuana industry would vote for Clinton over Trump. Which is surprising, since the general consensus seems to be that you'd have to be incredibly high to vote for Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul, remember that ex that would dump you and then beg you to get back with her before dumping you again because you left the seat up, then she burned your house down because you pet the cat of the girl next door? Yeah, this is kinda like that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP delegate on anti-Trumpers: "They'll feel vindicated if Hillary wins. They're going to be like 'I told you so,' and they're going to take the next four years and shove it into the face of every person who supported Trump"
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(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Apple TV having hard time getting agreements done with television industry execs, thanks to lead negotiator's pitch being "We're Apple and you're not"
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: "If you want to know if Islam, democracy, modernity and women's rights can coexist, go to Indonesia." Let's just see what's going on in Indonesia today... oh my
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dumb but silly: Teen impersonates undercover cop to get waitress names at a Hooters. Making it much worse: When they arrest him, cops find "three knives, lighter fluid, zip ties and observed several names circled on the employee list"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The Finding Dory night light. - in stores now. Sleep well, kiddies
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Hell mouth eats up Australian backyard, causes all kinds of nope
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what REALLY goes on in the Olympic Village? Five time Olympic medalist takes you behind the closed doors
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Human breaks window, leading to rescue of stricken dog. News: Dog breaks window, leading to rescue of stricken human
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Mon August 01, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
CDC warns travel to Florida may cause small minds
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After he actually contacted the FDA about getting the blood of the young and poor to sustain himself indefinitely, Gawker outs Peter Thiel as an apparent vampire
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Decade after 'Showgirls,' a cable network is making a strip club drama called 'Pussy Valley' about the behind the scenes antics in a strip club called Pink Pony
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
HBO sold Bill Simmons as the bad boy of sports, unafraid to speak his mind on his new show, but apparently all he has to say is that he loves HBO
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Darth Vader toaster finds your lack of jelly disturbing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pope found to not be infallible, Australia now stalking Indonesia, and the Small-Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/24 - 7/30
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And here we see the rare application of MLB Rule 5.06(c)(7) when a pitch gets stuck behind the catcher's chest protector
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Okay, this is the Pope we're talking about here, we better find something dignified for the band to play...perfect
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Stealing home is usually pretty difficult ... unless the pitcher is taking a stroll behind the mound after getting the ball back from the catcher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With the Marvel cinematic universe ruling the box office worldwide here's a behind the scenes look at the movie that started it all. Lea Thompson has never looked sexier
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - If you are using duct tape to restrain a burglar, it's probably not a good idea to tie it tightly around his nose and mouth
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Inverted trophic pyramid" beneath waters of French Polynesia hosts population of 700 sharks who intelligently wait for food to swim to them, blowing minds of shark scientists. "They just can stay at the reef and save their energy"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
With curry being most popular ethnic restaurant type in Japan, new CD series "Now That's What I Call Indian Curry Shop Background Music" is popular with fans of both Indian classical and Indian EDM as heard in their favorite joints
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to GeoCities and other big tech names of the '90s? Let's find out
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Weepers vs. Wankers, No race vs. a probably better chance at one, and parade laps vs. clownshoes. I believe your better chance at some sort of racing today will be at the Honda Indy 200 at Mid-Ohio (2pm ET, CNBC)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you happened to have seen a missing AN-32 military plane recently, the Indian Air Force would love to hear from you
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(PGA)
 
 
 
Cinderella story at the PGA. Actually it's complete confusion with more than half the field finishing up their 3 rounds, the others starting their fourth rounds and it's in the HOLE TNT coverage now. CBS takes over at 2:00 EDT
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Sat July 30, 2016
(TechnoBuffalo)
 
 
 
When a large tech website calls Windows 10 their "favorite OS" you don't know whether to laugh or cry
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
So, just who is behind the Never Trump movement? Could it be....SATAN?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A tip from the Travelocity Gnome: When visiting India, ALWAYS make sure you have exact change
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Many have speculated on how global warming will kill us all. I don't recall any of them mentioning Siberian reindeer anthrax, though
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Fri July 29, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Divers find 17th-century cheese in Baltic shipwreck, hope to locate fine wine in Mediterranean Sea next
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia to update local coordinates over tectonic shift, as it moves seven cm northwards each year. It's true, not only is everything down under out to kill you, even the continent itself is stalking Indonesia
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Foreign corporation endorses Clinton. Which is funny because I'm pretty sure Clinton has said she wants to amend the Constitution so she can prohibit that kind of thing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Another day, another hack of the DNC. The only clue is this Russian phrase left behind: Я Дональд Трамп и я санкционировал этот хак
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The Windows 10 jihad is almost over. What will you do? WHAT.WILL.YOU.DO?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to Donald Trump, in his mind, his hour long "We're on the eve of destruction"-themed address at the RNC "wasn't dark, it was optimistic"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New dating show has contestants make out with 10 strangers while blindfolded. So pretty much Tinder
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Thu July 28, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Computer scientists calculate social-media inequality of Manhattan via Instagram, sorted between tourists and locals. "Among photos shared by locals, the Gini index is 0.49, and 0.67 for photos by tourists"
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Have we really reached the point where car seats need to beep to remind us not to leave the baby in the car?
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces Windows 10 update will be available in new education edition, including stricter security policies and no Cortana to entice students to do bad things with their PC like install third-party apps
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nano-scientists have found a way to arrange individual atoms to store and rewrite data. They actually made the discovery last year but the scientists were just so small nobody was aware of them
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Formula1 to require full frontal nudity, I mean frontal cockpit protection (halo device vs. windscreen options?) in 2018
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists find cancer in million-year-old fossil. Larry King to seek second opinion
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Dead whale carcass found In Hudson River near Jersey City. Gun left behind. Box of canoli missing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder: The world ends tomorrow after the earth's magnetic poles flip and massive earthquakes are triggered. Subby is getting two hookers at the same time, just in case
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(The Federalist Papers)
 
 
 
"Michele Obama claims the White House was built by Slaves, here are the facts" *quizzical click* Lede: "It's time to stop griping about slavery" *closes browser window, backs away from computer slowly*
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kremlin to U.S.: Tell the oompa loopa we don't work for him and he can go find the missing emails himself
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So what pissed off Republican faithful last night? Finding out Bradley Cooper is a Clinton-supporting Democrat and not the American Sniper Chris Kyle they saw in a film. It's real to them, dammit
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Trump has left behind a record of bankruptcies, thousands of lawsuits, angry shareholders, contractors who feel cheated, and disillusioned customers who feel ripped off. Trump says he wants to run the nation like he's run his business. God help us"
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Wed July 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lifestyles of the rich and... what? $49 for the entire island resort? Does it have Pokémon? Never mind, you can keep it
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Astronomers find a supernova so nice it exploded twice
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia entrepreneur wins $3 million in the lottery, winds up building a meth empire
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mobicip Family Premium: Lifetime License. 5 device Parental control for iPhone, iPad, Mac, Android, Kindle Fire, Windows, Galaxy Nook. Finally stop what your kids are doing. Who is this Jack Septiceye anyway? (Sponsored Link)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Election OUTRAGE AS Billionaire Koch Brothers pledge $25 million to buy the 2016 Presidential election. Oh wait. Who? Never mind. Nothing to see here. Move on
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Did you dump water on your head in 2014? Congratulations, you helped find the gene that causes ALS
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Indiana 'rapper' shoots himself in the face for music video
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists find genetic clones age normally, still can't shoot straight
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(The Progressive)
 
 
 
"Voting is easy and marginally useful, but it is a poor substitute for democracy, which requires direct action by concerned citizens." A nice reminder, which we can ignore as we decide the fate of the free world with our all-important brainfarts
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Judge tells Kinder bum smuggler: "You really are an idiot"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why don't schools teach that the Declaration of Independence spends twice as much time denouncing slavery as it does taxation without representation?
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(Google)
 
 
 
So Germany is finding out that not everyone goes for their clothing-optional swimming habit
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Remember when the Texas grand jury set to investigate Planned Parenthood instead indicted the two behind the videos attacking PP? A judge has dismissed those indictments
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Giving cops free hugs is all good until you find the mentally unstable one on a power trip
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rich kid's parents let him play with their money. Kid buys popular stocks, gets lucky, and still does a worse than a total market index fund. Of course CNN is amazed
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Police getting a call about a naked guy wandering around find a second body at the scene
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Production company pleads guilty to breaking Harrison Ford's leg on the set of The Force Awakens. Wait 'til they find out what Kylo Ren did to him
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Islamic leader accused of raping a US airman released on his own recognizance, outraging the local community. What's that? It's actually a priest? Nevermind, community totally cool with it
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Mon July 25, 2016
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
It gets worse. Tinder meets Pokémon Go in the bizarre mash-up no one needed: Pokematch
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Again with these drones What a stupid concept, these things are hype, what kind of....wait, official Star Wars drones that shoot frikkiin' lasers? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lays introduces four new limited global flavors, Brazilian Picanha, Chinese Szechuan Chicken, Greek Tzatziki, and Indian Tikka Masala
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Stephanie crown Rollins the world champ like Bischoff did Stephanie's husband? Will we see a demon or a flasher? Will Cesaro get to rant more? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA/pre-show 7:30 PM
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Tim LaHaye, author of the 'Left Behind' end times novels is early for the Rapture
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fatal crash involving a Dallas Cowboys bus in Arizona, so it's kind of like their season results
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed hired polling firm to find out people's opinion about Kimye Taylor Swift feud. Surprisingly white, middle-aged people still prefer Becky
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The latest shocking bombshell to emerge as a consortium of journalists pore over the leaked "Panama Papers" is that there seems to be a whole lot of corruption in the oil and gas industry, particularly in Africa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Australia, finding a live saltwater crocodile in your bathtub is a sure sign you've been burgled: "I didn't want to go near it but I really needed to go to the bathroom" (pics)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next on Behind the Transformers: Megatron gives up his war with Optimus and follows his dream of being a waitress, until racist comments get him fired
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A child psychologist finds himself in hot water after running a Craigslist ad for 'Daddy road trips' in order to teach underage girls how to have "a healthy sex life"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker's company unveiled a new logo/brand today, and seems to have fallen into the trap that "uniquely distinctive" and "puke" can indeed describe the same color(s). What's your least favorite brand logo/color scheme?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch's son ate the celebratory Skittles sprinkled over Indianapolis Motor Speedway yesterday
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Man captures first photographs of an underworld spirit called Engkanto. For once, it's not blurry, and if nothing else this spirit could make a killing appearing in indie music videos
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Yahoo suffers the final indignity as the company--once valued at $125 billion--is sold for $4.8 billion to Verizon, who plans to merge it with AOL
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(The National)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the medals that will be handed out to the most successful cheats in Rio. Each one is as individual as a 'B' sample
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ken Griffey, Jr.'s suit hits it out of the park at his Hall-of-Fame induction ceremony
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, somebody is going to find out if you leave your family and start a new one using a dead man's identity eventually, won't they?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With his finger in the gale force wind, Michael Bloomberg to endorse Clinton this week at the DNC
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that the old Lindsay Lohan has resurfaced in Russia
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