Headlines matching 'Ind'
Mon May 28, 2012
Sun May 27, 2012
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Dario Franchitti wins Indy 500, bestowing upon Fark another thread of hot Ashley Judd photos (cnn.com)
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Yelpers to restaurateurs: If you give me a gift card, a free meal, or window seating, I won't give you a bad review. Capisce? (sacbee.com)
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The Avengers sets a new record even while slipping to #2, behind the ridiculously under-performing Men in Black III. I'm not saying it's aliens, but...it's aliens (deadline.com)
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If you don't like these amusing examples of passive aggressive behavior, than you can kindly piss off (dailymail.co.uk)
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Will the Nats extend the Braves misery? Can a KC/Baltimore game have real meaning? Will the Cubs find another new way to lose? Does anyone not on the West Coast care about Angels or Mariners? Your Sunday MLB thread (mlb.com)
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The Cubs are great at one thing: finding new and inventive ways to lose (chicagotribune.com)
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Will Helio get his fourth? Will Andretti slow on the backstretch? How dusty will it get during the Dan Wheldon tributes? It's your official 96th Indianapolis 500 race thread (11am ET, ABC) (indystar.com)
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It's the most open F1 season for over a decade with Alonso dragging an ok car to points, Vettel showing he can race, McLaren finding new and inventive ways to lose points and Williams making a blazingly fast car (bbc.co.uk)
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Right now, more than 80 percent of the money raised by superPACs has gone to pro-GOP groups. And, according to the Center for Responsive Politics, 80 percent of all the money raised by these groups has come from just 100 individuals (npr.org)
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Canada.com finds FARK's clever headline about Michael Vick to be quite engaging (canada.com)
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Sat May 26, 2012
Fri May 25, 2012
Thu May 24, 2012
Wed May 23, 2012
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Iran makes five-point proposal to world powers. It's the same kind of five-point proposal that Lucy made Linus in "A Charlie Brown Christmas" (haaretz.com)
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Researchers find that babies generally concentrate on what they can understand, and filter out information they see as too complicated. This phenomenon can be easily observed and tested by spending a short time on the Politics tab (dailymail.co.uk)
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A Columbia S.C. man finds discovers just how farking huge a rat snake can actually get (wistv.com)
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Who is Robert Moog? Secrets behind the Google doodle (mirror.co.uk)
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Photoshop this Indiana Jones imitator (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
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Chrome is the top browser? Yeah, about that: Chrome cooks the books. A re-evaluation puts its usage behind Firefox. On the upside: It's still ahead of Lynx and Cello (tech.slashdot.org)
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Well, Stand Up for WWE, the campaign that has absolutely NOTHING to do with Linda McMahon's run at a Senate seat, is off to a laughable start (bluebarcage.blogspot.com)
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The 900 dolphins who died off the coast of Peru all perished from natural causes, according to a scientist who also says Kennedy was killed by a lone gunman, Bin Laden was the mastermind of 9/11, and we really did land on the moon (mnn.com)
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Chipotle accused of hiring illegal Mexican immigrants and is the subject of a Federal Investigation over hiring practices. Which is kind of ironic, considering their food is the furthest you can get from real Mexican (reuters.com)
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Barclays bank customers suddenly find that their credit card numbers have thousands of followers on Twitter (thesun.co.uk)
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Janitor finds out NASA wasn't just farking around when they painted KEEP CLEAR on those launch pads (cnn.com)
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Greece has a 46-hour window to GTFO of the €uro. Let's see if they take the bait (bloomberg.com)
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Plastic surgeon has to sue his patients to find out why they weren't satisfied, after they posted why they weren't satisfied online (wftv.com)
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For the first time in the history of Idol, a finalist wimped out. The 16-year-old is too young to know about self fulfilling prophesies but she'll find out tonight. #hescoresshebombs (bittenandbound.com)
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Conservatives are notable for their kindness and tolerance and, like Jesus, do not engage in verbal abuse of their critics, according to noted human behavioral expert Bryan Fischer (rightwingwatch.org)
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The quaint Southern tradition of parking your car on your lawn is coming under attack. No word on whether that includes cars up on cinder blocks or not (wrcbtv.com)
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Gallup finds pro-life supporters at a record high of 50%, pro-choice at record low of 41%. Looks like more and more people really are thinking of the children (gallup.com)
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Russia, Japan, Europe, India and World Superpower Canada are together aiming to establish permanent bases on the Moon. NASA, um, isn't (blogs.nature.com)
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Super hot Olympic hurdler can't find a boyfriend because she's a virgin..submitter too busy staring at pics to think up witty headline..PICS I said..glorious glorious pics (dailymail.co.uk)
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Protip: If you're going to rob a general store in the rural south, assume the clerk has a gun hidden behind the register. Fark: General store is on Acorn Hill Road in Hobbsville (wtkr.com)
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"Doctor Who Helped Find Bin Laden" (nytimes.com)
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Ex-James Bond actor is pissed the new 007 sold out and replaced the signature martini with beer. Well duh. You must be some kind of idiot to endorse Heineken without some serious kickbacks (tmz.com)
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Tue May 22, 2012
Mon May 21, 2012
Sun May 20, 2012
Sat May 19, 2012
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Clowning is a profession in rapid decline. "We reach out constantly to try to find the younger people to come forward and to join us." ...Yes, down here, where there's cotton candy, and rides, all sorts of surprises... balloons too (dispatch.com)
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Man steals swan eggs and scrambles them, now finds goose cooked (clickorlando.com)
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Not to be done by New Jersey, upstate New Yorkers find their tap water is now horribly saline. Tap water trifecta, anyone? (wcax.com)
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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan party at Hollywood home until 7am with predictable results (dailymail.co.uk)
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Toms River, New Jersey homeowners find green tap water. Residents panic, ask city officials to do whatever they can to return it to its natural shade of brown (whptv.com)
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Friends want to take you bungie jumping: Sure. Bungie jumping blindfolded: Uh, okay. Blindfolded enroute to jump site: RED FLAG (wimp.com)
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India's richest family decided to release photos of their 27-story, $1 billion home because "there have been exaggerated reports in the media about it" (upi.com)
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Fri May 18, 2012
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Amazing footage of rockslide in the Swiss Alps. Not the fun kind (liveleak.com)
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Federal Judge to DOJ: You know that part of the NDA that lets you indefinitely detain anyone you think is "supporting" terrorism? Yeah, the 1st Amendment has a problem with that (businessweek.com)
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You may find yourself in a strange burial plot, wearing a stranger's clothes. And you might say, these are not my beautiful clothes. And you may ask yourself, how did I get it here? But probably not because you are dead (losangeles.cbslocal.com)
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Adventures in local news reporting: "Fark you, I hope you get AIDS" with a bonus drunk, shirtless man falling out of a window behind a reporter (deadspin.com)
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Time Warner Cable employee absolutely shocked to find his co-workers watching porn. Hopes $2 million will help him get over the trauma (nypost.com)
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When Republicans say Barack Obama was born in Kenya, they are called racists. When the AP reported Barack Obama as Kenyan-born in 2004, that's how you sell a story. Kind of like the political version of A Million Little Pieces (infowars.com)
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Governor Mitch Daniels explains why it's fiscally sound for Indiana to pay millions of dollars in late fees to its vendors (wthr.com)
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The EU and the ECB to take Old Yeller out behind the shed, have plans to tell kids it's in a better place now (telegraph.co.uk)
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Exceedingly creepy man arrested for hanging plastic bags full of porn & dildos on young women's doors, then standing outside their apts and fogging up their windows with his breath. Bonus: He looks vaguely like a grown up Butt-head (newson6.com)
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Hot woman arrested for having sex in a taxi. With pic of the kind of woman who likes to do it in a taxi (dailymail.co.uk)
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Senator Chuck Schumer proposes tax on individuals who renounce their U.S. citizenship to avoid taxes. BRILLIANT (sfgate.com)
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US district court judge rules against Obama administration's law that allows the suspension of civil rights and indefinite detention of citizens suspected of terrorism, because that was only okay when Bush was in office (wnd.com)
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If you're on death row, it's kind of pointless to ask the state to pay for your expensive hip surgery (azcentral.com)
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Thu May 17, 2012
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Potential Vice President nominee, Bobby Jindal, did what in college? c) Preformed an exorcism on his girlfriend (motherjones.com)
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Indian media upset that new mom Aishwarya Rai has eaten too many sammiches (smh.com.au)
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The Cleveland Indians plan to boost attendance goes to the dogs (wtam.com)
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Photographs of people being blasted by wind in the face, that is all (io9.com)
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Jose Canseco is broke, alone and filled with regret. He also wants the reporter to fake an orgasm. Just go read this already, it's the most insane (and sad) athlete profile you'll find anywhere (sportsnet.ca)
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Joe Biden responds to Romney taking credit for the rebound of the American auto industry: "I'll take a lot of credit for a man landing on the moon. I rooted for it" (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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You know how sometimes you're just minding your own business when a Lambourghini pulls over, a horse in a bikini jumps out and someone molests the horse with a rubber glove on a trombone? I hate it when that happens (dudelol.com)
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If your neighbors refuse to close their windows while having sex do you C) record the act and post the audio file to Soundcloud for all the Internet to hear? (gizmodo.com)
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Cherokee genealogist: We are one of the most most document heavy Native groups and Professor Warren, you have no proof of claim, your documents don't exist (which if true should be easy to find). Just admit you got caught lying (hotair.com)
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Brief history of how lobbyists and banks whittled away at Glass-Steagall over time until it was gone. Kind of like Lisa and Bart saying "Can we have a pool, Dad?" until Homer relents (ritholtz.com)
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WTF Headline of the Day: "Lindsay Lohan embraces love of old school Hollywood glamour by renting $25,000 a month Beverly Hills bolthole"......Oh, BOLThole (dailymail.co.uk)
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May 13, 2012: the most exciting day in EPL soccer history, compressed to less than 8 minutes of mind-blowing split-screen action (deadspin.com)
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Game of Thrones played on 8 floppy drives. Windows is coming (youtube.com)
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If Universal and EMI merge, they will own 40% of the music industry, turning them into the Borg Collective of music (theatlantic.com)
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City employee finds gun while mowing. Does he: A) sell it to a 14-year-old who robs a 7-11, B) pawn it and get arrested as it was used in a murder, or C) Turn it in and get fired for possessing a weapon while on the job? (jobs.aol.com)
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Wed May 16, 2012
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Real drivers know how to work a stick. Which reminds me, say hello to your mom (jalopnik.com)
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You know those $100 shoes you bought to help you tone your butt and lose weight? Never mind (wptv.com)
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Owners of "Pizza Delicious" bought an ad on Facebook. Let's find out how they did (npr.org)
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Group of clowns to assault police at NATO summit with pies. Guess we will find out if clown death is in fact funny (chicago.cbslocal.com)
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100-year-old Edith Pittenger has already taken laps at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway (at age 96), so how does she celebrate 100? By going parasailing (thestarpress.com)
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Two hot blondes perform the "Game of Thrones" theme on electric harps.... Winter is coming, indeed (youtube.com)
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British joblessness falls unexpectedly, pay rises slow, sending ripples through pub industry (news.yahoo.com)
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Students place sticky notes throughout school as a senior prank. The principal's reaction? a) Share a good laugh with the students, b) Kindly ask the students to remove sticky notes, or c) Suspend 40+ students and fire the janitor (indystar.com)
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Remember how the White folks stole all of the land from the Indians? Yeah, well about that (cracked.com)
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Need a reason to visit Santa Claus, Indiana the summer? How about riding the world's longest water coaster (itineraries.msnbc.msn.com)
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"Bobby" Jindal attacks Obama saying he has "Never ran a state, never ran a business, never ran a lemonade stand." which is true, unless you count his experience running The UNITED STATES for the last 4 years (abcnews.go.com)
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Luckiest journalist in the world gets paid to find the "Greatest Beer in the World". His answer? Russian River Brewing Company's Pliny the Younger (slate.com)
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You are the home plate umpire, and you are restarting a game after a rain delay. Here's your checklist: 1. Home Team on the field 2. Visiting team at bat. 3. Mask. 4. Indicator....oh, thats right, 5. The rest of your crew (mlb.mlb.com)
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New cut of beef discovered: "The flavor is comparable to the New York Strip Steak. It does not require aging or marinating to achieve tenderness." Kinda makes you wonder... What else have those damn cows been holding out on us? (gizmodo.com)
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Tue May 15, 2012
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Need to fill up broadcast time on your local news station? Put a newschick inside a wind tunnel, crank it up, and call it a report on tornadoes. With video (wnem.com)
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At age 38, Cleveland Indians pitcher Derek Lowe throws his fourth career complete game shutout, currently has a 6-1 record with an ERA of 2.05. Fark: The Atlanta Braves are still paying $10,000,000 of his $15,000,000 salary (scores.espn.go.com)
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Monk, Casper lead College Football Hall of Fame class, no word if Pope and Marley were inducted (espn.go.com)
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Funny: "The Onion" claims that media savvy professionals working for fracking industry are being hired in droves to mislead the public. Fark: Media savvy professional working for fracking industry responds by misleading the public (bizjournals.com)
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Okinawa celebrates 40 years of independence from America, where independence is apparently defined as having one gigantic U.S. air base on your territory (japantoday.com)
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From the Romero Institute, report finds that for-profit hospitals are pushing patients out too early. Chain restaurants nod in approval. Sick Tag is for how you left the hospital (huffingtonpost.com)
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Rush Limbaugh inducted into "The Hall Of Famous Missourians". Predictably, Democrats get wadded panties over this. Chill, guys, he really IS famous. It's not like he got the Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing, after all (huffingtonpost.com)
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Cops find gun and naked Barbie dolls inside creeper's car (640whlo.com)
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Mon May 14, 2012
Sun May 13, 2012
Sat May 12, 2012
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Welcome to the world, Benjamin Holtby. Will the CAPS netminder secure a spot for his team in the NHL Eastern Conference Finals? Or will the Rangers end a 15-year drought? We shall see tonight at 7:30pm ET (m.nbcwashington.com)
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Dear Parent, We regret to inform you that there is no room for your child in Battery Park Kindergarten public school. But do not worry, we checked with the $16k a year private school right down the street and they still have spaces open (nypost.com)
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At 41, Denise Richards in a bikini reminds everyone why Charlie Sheen is the dumbest man on the planet (dailymail.co.uk)
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'Daddy has dementia and forgot he had a wife so daddy took another and it caused all kinds of strife.' Not the lyrics of a country tune ... it's Reese Witherspoon's current reality. #goodgoddaddy (bittenandbound.com)
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Rush Limbaugh recommends un-saving the auto industry, raising Bin Laden from the dead, undoing the banking reforms, sending 100,000 troops back to Iraq, and slashing 40% off the Dow. Seriously (mediamatters.org)
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Drunk-driving, girlfriend-adopting millionaire who left the scene of a fatal accident is going to find out how it feels to be someone's adopted girlfriend (nydailynews.com)
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Fri May 11, 2012
Thu May 10, 2012
Wed May 09, 2012
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You might not expect that ziplining would lead to a flesh-eating bacteria infection, but this link, and the cutie involved, are indeed greened afterwards (cbsnews.com)
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Bank to customer: "Sorry, we no longer handle cash of any kind over the counter" (thelocal.no)
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National survey indicates six percent of Canadians prefer Internet to sex -- results that seem counter-Inuitive (upi.com)
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Will tonight be the night we find out if the Eastern Conference Finals will be a 1994 redux, or will the Caps force a Game 7? Your Rangers - Caps Game 6 thread (nhl.com)
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In between dinner with Fortune and foreclosing on troops, JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon finds time to claim credit for everything good in the world, blame Occupy Wall Street for everything bad, and say CEOs are victims of discrimination (huffingtonpost.com)
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Tennessee tow-truck maker finds out Scottish soccer fans aren't as welcoming as had been promised, changes mind about buying team. Glasgow Rangers fans rejoice with their nearly £200 million debt (wrcbtv.com)
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Nielsen survey finds that older white men have the fewest number of smart phones, most VCRs still flashing 12:00 (technewsdaily.com)
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New evidence indicates the Germans may have launched a crewed rocket into space in 1933. Soar krauts (io9.com)
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What's worse than finding out your soldier husband was killed? Meeting his other wife when you both try to claim his body (dailymail.co.uk)
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Tue May 08, 2012
Mon May 07, 2012
Sun May 06, 2012
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Candidate Johnson, formerly Governor Johnson, finds his effort to become President Johnson opposed by Secretary of State Johnson (ballot-access.org)
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NYT debuts their new interactive electoral map, complete with paths to victory for both candidates. Unfortunately for Mitt Romney, most of his paths are akin to Indiana Jones on the rope bridge in "Temple of Doom" (elections.nytimes.com)
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George Lindsey, more popularly known as "Goober Pyle", passes away at 83. The service station is closed (hosted.ap.org)
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Al-Qaeda extremists destroy the grave of a Muslim saint in Timbuktu. In other news, Timbuktu is an actual place, Muslims apparently have saints, and Al-Qaeda really sucks at the whole "winning hearts and minds" thing (news.yahoo.com)
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They may be self-indulgent douche bags now, but this is one of the great live performances of all time - U2: Bad (Live Aid) (youtube.com)
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Tucson news station brags about their new Skynet surveillance system going online; anticipate it will become self-aware on August 29th, find Sarah Connor shortly thereafter (azstarnet.com)
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Pennsylvania has lots of flying squirrels, but they're the wrong kind of flying squirrel (old.post-gazette.com)
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French billionaire who's married to Salma Hayek is hammered at second day of trial in which Linda Evangelista is seeking child support for the kid he fathered with her. Can we just take this ungrateful bastard out and shoot him? (chicagotribune.com)
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Porn is so easy to find on the internet these days, the leaders of tomorrow will be known as Generation XXX (couriermail.com.au)
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"Being a Republican used to mean finding solutions for the American people. It used to mean having big ideas that moved the country forward. It can mean that again, but big ideas don't often come from small tents." Guess who (latimes.com)
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UN says the US must give back Mount Rushmore to the Indians as it is illegally occupied land that was stolen from the natives, as opposed the land where their HQ is (dailymail.co.uk)
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Sat May 05, 2012
Fri May 04, 2012
Thu May 03, 2012
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Caps' Karl Alzner gets home after triple-overtime loss to Rangers and finds that his house has been vandalized. With mugshot of two perps caught red-pawed (larrybrownsports.com)
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Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul film first promo for Breaking Bad's fifth season, and yes, it's the cruelest kind of tease imaginable (warmingglow.uproxx.com)
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If you're waiting for a commuter train and someone asks what's on your mind, don't say, "Just wondering what a grenade attack on Times Square would look like." Just say, "Nothing" (nj.com)
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Goodwill Industries shows their good will and returns what might be may be 1,000-year-old Native American artifact to the Caddo Indian Nation (news.yahoo.com)
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Woman finds cocaine stuffed inside tampons she bought in a Utah closeout store. That's just crazy, period (thesmokinggun.com)
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Could quantum computers simulate reality better? I don't know, I'm of two minds about this (sciencedaily.com)
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Californian treasure hunter Bill Warren's plan to find the greatest treasure of all: Bin Laden's rotting, waterlogged corpse (theweek.com)
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"Normally, jumping spiders are kind of cute, but this one has more the air of the insect murderer that he actually is." You'll know the picture when you see it (somethingscrawlinginmyhair.com)
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Sir Mervyn King admits that the financial crisis has indeed a single cause - deregulation of banks. No worries dear chap, your successor will surely make everything hunky dory (guardian.co.uk)
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Blind Chinese activist who left the refuge of the U.S. Embassy in Beijing said he regrets the move because he can't see himself living there anymore (wptv.com)
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Defintion of "Non-story": Media: Elizabeth Warren falsely claimed to be Native American. Campaign: actually She's 1/32 Cherokee. Media: Well, that's not Indian ENOUGH. Indians: That's the same as the Cherokee Chief (theweek.com)
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New study finds obese women face serious job discrimination unless they can wear a Viking helmet and sing "Ride of the Valkyries" (foxnews.com)
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Your computer is more likely to be infected by going to religious websites than to porn websites; opposite findings for your keyboard, mouse, and monitor (huffingtonpost.com)
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How you know your law firm is doomed: When the senior partners distribute a memo to partners "encouraging" them find a new job somewhere else (news.yahoo.com)
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A story about parking missiles over your house should make you stroppy but the words "War Blimp" are just too giggle-inducing (gizmodo.com)
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Becoming a vegetarian is the healthiest thing you can do for your body, as long as you don't mind an increased risk of colorectal cancer, lower bone mineral density, and insufficient levels of Omega-3 Fatty Acid (mnn.com)
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Bin Laden's last words to be published today. Leaked reports indicate: "AAAAAUauuuggh...." *thud* (news.yahoo.com)
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Not News: City puts up Rough Road sign. News: Someone paints "No sh*t Sherlock" on the sign. Fark: Residents respond they find it funny (wtov9.com)
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New study finds short men live longer than taller men, still the last to know if it's raining (dailymail.co.uk)
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"If you like to eat, then Cook It Raw is the kind of high-minded, just-shy-of-bullshiat-sounding experiment you should be happy exists" (travelandleisure.com)
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With the rest of the world resting the Devils went down to Philly, looking for a win to steal....Not in a bind but they were one behind and looking to make a deal. Devils at Flyers, 7:30PM ET (nhl.com)
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After 236 years, American independence is fully vindicated (express.co.uk)
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The Occupy protests taking place today have a long and illustrious history, as this video from the glorious 1950 May Day parade illustrates so well. Pay no mind to the genocidal dictator on the reviewing stand (youtube.com)
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Drunk couple decide that towing their 7-year-old granddaughter's Hot Wheels racer behind an SUV, with granddaughter at the wheel in car show attire, is a really cool idea. Strangely, a deputy watching this was not amused (heraldtribune.com)
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Because you'll never fly Virgin Atlantic First Class, you'd never find out that their ice cubes are now shaped like Richard Branson's head. Hence this greenlight. You're very welcome (shortlist.com)
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Two of the most hated industries are oil companies and commercial airlines. So, let's welcome our new Voltron of Suck: DeltaConocoPhillips (refiningandpetrochemicals.energy-business-review.com)
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Man exposes himself at Association for the Blind (phillyburbs.com)
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Not news: Geek who never missed a day of school since kindergarten is graduating soon, valedictorian, and wants to study engineering. Fark: She's also captain of the cheerleading team, and yes, there's a photo (westhawaiitoday.com)
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Mon April 30, 2012
Sun April 29, 2012
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Researchers eager for more grant money say injecting Botox may stop teeth grinding. BRILLIANT (clickorlando.com)
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Greece's Island of the Blind, where taxi drivers, farmers, restaurant owners and shopkeepers are all blind (telegraph.co.uk)
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Today's Fark-ready intro: A double killer who had a sex swap and was moved to a women's jail is divorcing the lesbian murderess he wed behind bars (dailystar.co.uk)
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Photoshop this car designed with pumps in mind (i.telegraph.co.uk)
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Scientists discover that power is as addictive as cocaine, but harder to grind up and snort (dailymail.co.uk)
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The Great Woz has spoken. The new Windows phone is the best smart phone OS out there. Jobs rolls over in grave (dailymail.co.uk)
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Foreign countries with a financial stake in seeing the US oil and gas industries fail are funding left-wing groups and documentaries to spread lies against 'big energy'. Oh, and the media is in on it too (newsbusters.org)
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Can Power win for the 3rd year in a row? Will Lotus be able to find replacement hamsters in Brazil? It's the Sao Paulo Indy 300 (Coverage starts at 11AM ET on NBC Sports Network) (espn.go.com)
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Dumb: Demanding to get off plane to find your lost wallet. Dumber: Arguing with flight personnel and getting removed from the plane. Fark: Your wallet turns up in Chicago on the plane you were removed from (940winz.com)
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Area man discovers that when investing in the Franklin Mint 401(k), past performance is not indicative of future results (heraldnews.suntimes.com)
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IBM to eliminate 78% of its American jobs, leaving behind only executives, salespeople, and employees working on US government contracts that require workers to be US citizens. Everyone else will be gone. Everyone (betanews.com)
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Yo dog, we heard you like blind dogs, so we gave your dog a seeing eye dog (news.yahoo.com)
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Jury finds that cop who beat up a legally blind doctor, from behind and without provocation, is a total prick. Bonus: police internal affairs cleared the cop and recommend the man be charged after defending himself (cbc.ca)
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Savannah Sampson says she does it all for her son, but if her 10-year old finds pictures and videos of what she does, she'd be mortified. Hey, he's 10 with internet access, how long do you think it will last (dailymail.co.uk)
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Cockatiel escapes home and gets blown miles away in high wind, but skilled bird dog on the scent retrieves it and reunites it with family (helenair.com)
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Will Andrew Luck and Coby Fleener be reunited in Indy? Will the Seahawks continue to do their best Stretch Armstrong impression? Will Ernest Borgnine go to the Browns? NFL Draft: Rounds Two & Three (7 PM ET) (espn.go.com)
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I can't wait until the economy picks up so you people can find jobs and quit posting troll threads. That should be reason enough to vote Romney, no matter how you feel about our dog-eating POTUS (fark.com)
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Astronomers find first planet in the sweet spot of the habitable zone, capable of supporting intelligent life (telegraph.co.uk)
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What do a bikini, a Domino's pizza, Mountain Dew pajamas, a baseball glove, and Pokémon trading cards have in common? Play TSG's 'match the shoplifter with the item they attempted to steal' and find out (thesmokinggun.com)
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Amazon's unexpected huge earnings rekindle investor interest (reuters.com)
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Finders, keepers / Losers, weepers.... as long as there's no security camera (nbcphiladelphia.com)
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Driver finds iconic 26-foot-tall statue unavoidable, crashes into it. Guess where (970wfla.com)
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Wat Rong Khun, a Buddhist temple under construction is poised to become one of the most stunningly beautiful in the world, rich with symbolism derived from Buddhist and Hindu traditions, including: Superman, Batman, and Neo from The Matrix (huffingtonpost.com)
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Team behind Tupac hologram consider a Bieber/Elvis duo. In other news, entire state of Tennessee being powered by spinning grave (mtv.com)
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If you copy-paste and run random commands you find online, you're gonna have a bad time (askubuntu.com)
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White House hosts Faith-Based initiative conference with American Hindu, Buddhist, Sikh and Jain communities. Where is your Uttaradhyanayanasutra now? (huffingtonpost.com)
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When viewed in slow motion, it seems there's not much difference between "sneeze face" and "O-face." For the first 55 seconds, anyway (warning: kinda gross) (killsometime.com)
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Will the Brock Lesnar/John Cena contract signing end with the usual brawl? Will Vince order crowd reaction muted yet again? How will two hours of material be stretched into three hours of show? Find out on WWE RAW Supershow, 8 PM ET on USA (withleather.uproxx.com)
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After a month of dodging the press, Romney finally finds some time to field some tough questions...Questions like "Got any fond memories about vacationing in France?" (dailykos.com)
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Charles Krauthammer: "If Rubio passes the vetting process, I think he's the obvious choice. And if he says he doesn't want the office, he'll find a horse's head in his bed. The next day he will accept" (politicalwire.com)
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Dean Potter walks a 130-foot slackline 6,000 feet above windy Chinese gorge--without safety net, harness, or BASE rig--and it's all captured on testicle-shrivelling video. Suck it, Super Bowl slackline dancer (telegraph.co.uk)
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't tie a nylon strap to it and drag it behind your pickup truck (myfoxdc.com)
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And that's why you don't build a highway over a bog (thestarpress.com)
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If you have a maid, please remind her she doesn't have to clean the outside of your windows, especially the ones above the ground floor. "Once they do that, I think, we will be able to save a lot of lives" (asiaone.com)
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Getting rats coked up to see if they like the music of Miles Davis is kind of stupid. That, and other dumb animal research paid for with tax dollars (nydailynews.com)
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Here's a new one: Obama is to blame for lack of funding for indie films (breitbart.com)
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Opinion from 2007: "The iPhone will not substantially alter the fundamental structure and challenges of the mobile industry." Ya, about that (bloomberg.com)
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The Colts intend to draft Andrew Luck with the first pick of the draft. He looks forward to a long and successful career in Indianapolis being overshadowed by whomever is quarterback for the New England Patriots (indystar.com)
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Chicken industries will now be doing their own inspections of chickens before they leave the factory. I'm okay with this because big business has never cut safety measures or regulations in the name of profits (news.yahoo.com)
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Hindu God Ganesh, minus two of his arms, mysteriously turns up in museum parking lot after owner pays some guy to dispose of it. The Simpsons did not do this one yet (ca.news.yahoo.com)
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Starfish + Wind Power = Unstoppable Killing Machines (telegraph.co.uk)
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Gaza residents disenchanted after finding Hamas is better at launching rockets than running a government (washingtonpost.com)
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Auto-parts shortage threatens Detroit as commentators fail to note that you can get all kinds of parts just by following an American-built car and picking them off the road as they fall off (northjersey.com)
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The problem with the whole dark matter hypothesis is that we can't seem to find any at all in our neighborhood (phys.org)
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Unlike Best Korea, India is able to keep it up and perform. Bonus: they call it the "China Killer" (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com)
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Survey finds most people can't remember the last CD they bought. Naturally the music industry looks for ways to make CDs "more appealing" (bbc.co.uk)
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Dell discontinues 11.6-inch gaming laptop after finding all the hardcore gamers who will play on a cramped system that weighs almost twice as much as other laptops its size, and selling it to both of them (engadget.com)
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Investigation finds that foreclosure workers are forced to work towards meeting quotas, which likely explains the almost-daily Fark "I got evicted but paid off my house five years ago" headlines (economywatch.msnbc.msn.com)
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If you're satisfied, you're happy - I'm happy - it's like, you're 16, you're 18, you're 21 then - POW - you're 39 with a suitcase full of chocolate - damn this is taking forever - I hope I get a window seat (myfoxdc.com)
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Brooklyn DA's office knew woman recanted rape accusations, but indicted two men anyway because, hey, conviction rate = justice (huffingtonpost.com)
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Guy uses power of the internet to find girl who beat him up with her high heels (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com)
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Tony Romo the proud father of a bouncing baby boy. With cringe inducing did you REALLY wear a backwards ball cap in the hospital picture (deadspin.com)
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Axl Rose declines to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, eat Lean Cuisine (usatoday.com)
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Moran decides to play police officer and pull over a car using a cell phone flashing red and blue lights, only to find out that the car he pulled over contained real police officers (wane.com)
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According to new Quinnipiac survey, the people of New Jersey like the job Gov. Chris Christie is doing. Keep in mind though, these same people like New Jersey (nypost.com)
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"Yes, hello? Is this the I.T. department? Can you help me fix my toilet? No? How about find me a video of Elvis?" (610wiod.com)
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Prosecutor confirms Zimmerman will be charged in the Trayvon Martin shooting, assuming they can find the guy (nymag.com)
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Wind farms form artifiical reefs which benefit many fishes such as the goldsinny-wrasse, eelpout and lumpfish. Eelpout. Eelpout. Eelpout. Headline exists solely for benefit of eelpouts, crossword puzzle buffs (sciencedaily.com)
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you should find my client not guilty because he didn't intend to strangle the prostitute he picked up. It just happened" (qctimes.com)
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"The researchers also measured the size of the Pandas' testes and induced erections and ejaculation with electrodes." I wonder what these people say when people ask them what they do for a living? (scientificamerican.com)
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The porn industry is grateful for Santorum's exit (politico.com)
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After 11 days and 1.8 million views, college baseball player who delivered cheap blindside hit cowardly leaves college "for safety reasons" (nydailynews.com)
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Nokia's plan to kill the iPhone: 1) Pin hopes on Windows Phone. 2) Release new flagship model with glitches. 3) To atone for glitches, give it away free. 4) Wait, what about profit? (pcworld.com)
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Musician finds rare unreleased reel-to-reel tape of 1956 jazz concert featuring Ella Fitzgerald, Oscar Peterson, Dizzy Gillespie, the Modern Jazz Quartet and Stan Getz ... all on the same show (nola.com)
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How an alcoholic drink or two can help sharpen your mind, greenlight more repeats (dailymail.co.uk)
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Indonesia's geophysical agency says earthquake of 8.9 on Richter scale off Aceh. USGS Shows 8.7 Prelim (earthquake.usgs.gov)
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Crazy hoarder on Upper East Side of Manhattan, who sleeps on the streets sometimes, keeps stuff crammed in every nook and cranny he can find. By the way, he also has a trust fund (gothamist.com)
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While finding the cause of your headaches, dentists might be causing some bigger ones. Like a tumour in your head (huffingtonpost.com)
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Thomas Kinkade gets to find out a little early how accurate all those paintings he did of Heaven were (mercurynews.com)
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Experts expected an increase of 206,000 jobs in March and for the unemployment rate to stay at 8.3%. The rate dropped to 8.2% with 120,000 jobs added. Exactly what kind of experts are they, again? (cnbc.com)
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White Sox sign Kip, Kip promptly reminds us don't be jealous that he's been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that he's training to be a cage fighter (chicagotribune.com)
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A website that warns beachgoers when raw sewage is being dumped into the sea has been given a water industry award. This calls for celebration, Baby Ruths for everyone (thisisthewestcountry.co.uk)
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Your country's embassy is not the place to turn to if you can't find your false teeth or if you are looking for a dog-minder while you are on holiday (seattletimes.nwsource.com)
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"There was indication that he was going to arm himself with a firearm if he heard attending sirens, which leads us to believe he wasn't functioning at the level he was capable of," says EMT (660news.com)
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Tuareg rebels declare independence. Passat, Jetta rebels expected to follow in their footsteps (usatoday.com)
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Ahh, the signs of spring: the sun shining, the birds chirping, and the Indians blowing a 3-run lead in the 9th en route to a historic loss (sports.espn.go.com)
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At some point when you tattoo White Power on your forehead, you must realize that sooner or later you'll find yourself serving a life sentence in supermax. Maybe that's why you're smiling so (mercurynews.com)
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Thu April 05, 2012
Wed April 04, 2012
Tue April 03, 2012
Mon April 02, 2012
Sun April 01, 2012
Sat March 31, 2012
Fri March 30, 2012
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Do you need 48 minutes of mindless cartoon violence to take your mind off the world's troubles? Here's all 48 minutes of Itchy & Scratchy (mentalfloss.com)
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Romney adviser compares Mitt's campaign to an Etch-A-Sketch: "You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again" (politicalwire.com)
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While only giving your children bottled water may prevent Obama from controlling their minds through the neuro-socialist transmitters contained within fluoride, it can also make them more susceptible to cavities. Ah, well, life's a balance (vitals.msnbc.msn.com)
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Bob Knight talks about Kentucky-Indiana game in a calm, intelligent conversation. No really, I'm serious (content.usatoday.com)
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Remember the story about the jerk who ruined a for-fun beer darts league? (LGT original thread) Well, the jerk behind it is now targeting a Farker (DIT) (fark.com)
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If you missed the story from Arkansas last week, Saskatchewan police would also like to remind you not to rid yourself of boredom by texting "I hid the body... now what?" to strangers (canada.com)
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In an attempt to keep up with highly competitive industry standards, United Airlines announces three-day San Francisco to Shanghai route. Better pack a lunch or two (katu.com)
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Doubtful News credits FARK for the weird story about a breathtaking find at the beach (doubtfulnews.com)
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Montana mining town's last Madam dies at 94. She had a reputation for kindness toward her girls, but the grandmotherly figure was also a husband-shooting, tax-evading madam who once said that prostitution should be considered a commodity (hosted.ap.org)
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Everything wrong with the Private Prison industry right here: We even have more people locked up than China-and China is a "police state" with four times our population (cagle.com)
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Tue March 20, 2012
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One doctor speaks out against transvaginal ultrasound. "If you are forced to enter an image into the patient chart, ultrasound the bedsheets and enter 'poor acoustic window...plus, I'm not a rapist'" (whatever.scalzi.com)
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After the insurance regulators comes calling, atheist behind the post-Rapture pet care service admits it was all a hoax (washingtonpost.com)
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Donald Trump: "Windmills are horrible, noisy and disgusting" (thinkprogress.org)
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Caption these two well dressed young ladies just strolling along the street minding their own business (msnbcmedia.msn.com)
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Remember the skydiving instructor/porn star who had sex in midair? Well, he also came down to earth to score with Lindsay Lohan (dailymail.co.uk)
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Tired of the same old Mickey Mouse, Cinderella, and Goofy? How about watching Spider-Man, Captain America, and Wolverine kicking the Seven Dwarves' asses instead? (orlandosentinel.com)
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Months later, from halfway across the country, guy finds "Lucky," the terrified dog he rescued shortly after Katrina. Adoption ensues. With before/after pics. (That's just your allergies are acting up.) (theagitator.com)
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"It's sort of like the way a Russian Sauna works, but instead of hot coals there's a nuclear explosion, instead of steam there's X-rays, and instead of a hut it's a Frigidaire, and also Indiana Jones is dead." Science (overthinkingit.com)
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So, you thought the idea of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter sounded awful? The newest trailer might change your mind (youtube.com)
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Mother: A) robs a convenience store, B) escapes in a stolen car, C) does so with her one-year old kid strapped in securely, D) kicks out the back window of a police cruiser, E) begs you to click on the photo to suck you into the insanity (ksl.com)
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Tara Reid basically says, "Hey, at least I'm not Lindsay Lohan." She makes a good point (thesuperficial.com)
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You're Mitt Romney, and you find yourself in the home of the best cheesecake in New York city. What do you do? Well, buy a cupcake of course. (w/video lulz) (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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Indiana GOP revokes license plates for gay youths, triples allowance for cab fare on their expense accounts (indystar.com)
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Iowa governor Terry Branstad learns the hard way that closing unemployment offices and making it more difficult for the unemployed to find help is not only unconstitutional, it's probably a career killer too (blogs.desmoinesregister.com)
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Not only are they less interested in working hard, personal responsibility, achievement, competition, independence, modesty, and moving out of the house, but the new generation doesn't care all that much about the environment, either (washingtonpost.com)
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Hey, can I use your phone? Never mind, I don't really need to ask permission (thedc.com)
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Gallagher in medically-induced coma following heart attack; now knows what the audience experiences during an actual Gallagher performance (content.usatoday.com)
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Marijuana grow lamp sparks house blaze, firefighters able to knock down the flames once they dispersed the large crowd that had gathered downwind (wdsu.com)
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In a complete shock to everyone, some guys like to bang chicks who can get their feet behind their heads (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com)
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I find your lack of crowd control disturbing (boingboing.net)
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Ultra-awesome TRON light-show dance will warp your mind (killsometime.com)
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Thing you find while beachcombing on Spring Break: a) a starfish b) some driftwood c) A PAIR OF LUNGS (galvestondailynews.com)
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Thu March 15, 2012
Wed March 14, 2012
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How things like changing your eating habits and genetically engineered cat-like eyes to reduce the need for lighting can combat climate change, if you don't mind your body being re-engineered (theatlantic.com)
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The search to find Britain's worst photographer has developed a winner. The Sun is there (thesun.co.uk)
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"Websites such as the indispensable Drudge Report, Times 24/7, Real Clear Politics, Digg, Fark and Reddit collect news from sources spread across the Web." Wait... are we indispensable now? (4th paragraph) (webpronews.com)
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It must be cool to be Robert Downey Jr. International playboy, movie star, anonymous commenter on horrifying blind-item entertainment news. Wait, what? (jezebel.com)
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Move over Fark Independents™, your Facebook Independent™ cousins are turning out to be just as annoying (news.cnet.com)
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Dear Microsoft: You're doing it right... Why Windows 8 tablets will succeed against the iPad where Android has failed (bgr.com)
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The science behind why celebrity marriages fail (nytimes.com)
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US: Hires all races, ages, male or female to celebrate air steward diversity. Thailand? Kinda the same, but with a bit "extra" attached (ph.news.yahoo.com)
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Facebook execs could face jail time in India over "blasphemous content". | like | comment | pmita | (610wiod.com)
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Oregon physician behind Death With Dignity law dies with dignity (komonews.com)
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Delta mechanics in Atlanta test a 737's engines, find a problem with the brakes (news.blogs.cnn.com)
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Driver moves car from fire lane when police officer knocks on window, realizes four bullets later it was a trap (boston.com)
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Mon March 12, 2012
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Police find a body under a man's mobile home, say it's suspicious. Oh, c'mon -- that's not fair. It's not like the guy was already in jail for robbing a pizza place with a machete or something, is it? Oh, wait (gazette.com)
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Woman falls down garbage chute trying to retrieve cellphone, finds the whole experience still more tolerable than getting a replacement from AT&T (wsbtv.com)
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Former WV Sheriff & county clerk plead guilty to voter fraud. "We knew something was wrong, because the post office closes at 4:30 ... you don't go to the post office at 9 o'clock at night and find ballots" (foxnews.com)
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TJ Ford retiring, in desperate attempt to remind people who TJ Ford is (espn.go.com)
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Tagging war erupts between "Occupier" and public radio station. Will be settled with rumble behind Whole Foods (mediabistro.com)
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Rockwell buys Industrial control company; Always feels like somebody has bad power quality, and can get no continuity. ΩH, ΩH-ΩH-ΩH (jsonline.com)
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Somehow, even something as boring as drifting is kinda neat when you're using RC cars (youtube.com)
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"It is like negotiating with the monkey with the organ grinder standing behind you with the sword of Damocles over your head" (montreal.ctv.ca)
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Poll finds that Alabama Republicans are a caricature of themselves (slate.com)
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CNN finds that comment sections on websites are dominated by trolls. Go back to reporting on Fartbongo and that lady who can see Alaska from her house, noob. 1748 users 'liked' this comment (cnn.com)
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Rush Limbaugh responds to Sandra Fluke testimony on contraception with a rational argument of balancing individual rights and religious freedoms. Just kidding he calls her a slut (mediamatters.org)
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Man finds image of Jesus in tortilla. HOLY FRIJOLE (koat.com)
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If you're looking for new digs, Michael Jordan's got his fully furnished Chicago home for sale. 29 million gets you 32,000+ square feet, 9 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, indoor basketball court and a 1 car garage. Wait, what? (bairdwarner.com)
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In these days of school shootings, problems with bullies, illiteracy of high school 'graduates', etc, this school is indefinitely suspending a fifth grade girl - for blue kool-aid in her hair. Ironic tag is for the town name (wcpo.com)
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Camera: $50. Taking a picture of yourself holding a rifle: Free. Getting charged with two counts of inducing panic, one count of aggravated menacing and one count of telecommunications harassment: Priceless (newsnet5.com)
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A Mi-Go brain cylinder? I has it (wired.com)
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Will a new coach and a new captain lead England over the Netherlands? Will France surrender to Germany? Will Mexico and Colombia turn into a shootout? Can the USA find victory over the Azzurri? This is your international soccer discussion thread (bbc.co.uk)
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Er, Htwe, Doh, Eh and Htoo involved in a fatal car accident, leaving investigators scrabbling to find missing tiles (sltrib.com)
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Lightweight MMA fighter fesses up to his former career as a gay porn star. In any other sport, this might be considered breaking some kind of barrier (usatoday.com)
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Lindsay Lohan tells Today Show that she is sober and won't let anyone down. News to the left, death pool to the right (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com)
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Japan moves towards legalizing casino gambling, braces for influx of American Indian tribes (tokyotimes.co.jp)
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Study confirms suspicions that rich people are, indeed, dickheads (huffingtonpost.com)
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Oh come on, these have to be intentional now, actual headline: Santorum comes from behind in Alabama three-way (weldbham.com)
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By focussing on series arcs rather than individual episodes, today's acclaimed series frustrate the traditional once-a-week viewer (avclub.com)
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It's okay to be convicted of three felony counts of voter fraud if you're the Republican Secretary of State and chief election official of Indiana (salon.com)
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Homeowners return from vacation to find car in bedroom - Hi Jessica? Jerry Newman with a policy question (wfsb.com)
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Congrats on your marathon win, now give the trophy to the guy behind you (myfoxdfw.com)
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Bryan Cranston wore a pair of Breaking Bad-themed Chuck Taylors to the Independent Spirit Awards, another reason the Independent Spirit Awards are so much better than the Oscars (uproxx.com)
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So far, Earth's radio broadcasts have penetrated 200 light years into the cosmos. For a comparison of that to the galaxy, find the tiny yellow dot (dailymail.co.uk)
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Man finds burglar in his house, promptly mugs him (wtae.com)
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Is there a general motivation center in the brain? Maybe, but it's too much of a hassle to find it (sciencedaily.com)
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Lindsay Lohan wants SNL to joke about anything. *Seductively lowers sunglasses* ANYTHING (tmz.com)
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There's a new trend sweeping the nation: Little free libraries. Though you've probably never seen one. That's too bad, because they seem pretty cool. Keep looking, but they'll probably be old news by the time you find one (usatoday.com)
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Neil deGrasse Tyson finds oil and terrorists in space, adding, ". . and maybe some communists too. All I need some kind of space tank to mount a telescope on" (npr.org)
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NASA updating the systems that remind our GPS satellites that we're standing on a planet that's evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour (labspaces.net)
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What kind of Pepsi? We have ice cream Pepsi, cappuccino Pepsi, mojito Pepsi, yogurt Pepsi, cucumber Pepsi, sweet bean Pepsi, strawberry-milk Pepsi... You want me to keep going? (buzzfeed.com)
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Santorum says Obama's college plan is a secret plot to "Indoctrinate" America's youth by teaching them facts and critical thinking skills and all other manner of ungodly stuff (nationaljournal.com)
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Twenty gallons of meth with a street value of $10 million found at Taco Bell. Printer ink industry executives shrug, laugh, go back tossing $50,000 bricks of hundreds into their platinum and diamond-encrusted fireplaces (dfw.cbslocal.com)
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Objects behind this clock are smaller than they appear (abcnews.go.com)
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When a 14-year-old girl finds you naked and bent over in her pantry looking for a bottle of spiced rum, you're either in a Captain Morgan commercial or Florida (wptv.com)
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Tourists horrified to find Bulgarian-speaking Bulgarians in Bulgaria (thelocal.no)
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Research being conducted at the University of Alabama at Birmingham makes it easier to find out if your girlfriend really does have a big red snapper (blog.al.com)
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Officer suspended, charged after police set up sting operation in their break room to find culprit who kept stealing their lunch (azcentral.com)
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T-Mobile loses 700,000 customers under contract because it doesn't sell the iPhone. They were all individuals (money.cnn.com)
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Okay, it may not be hoverboard cool, but you have to admit a "mind-controlled skatebaord" is still pretty damn cool (digitaltrends.com)
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CDC puts out warning after a university study finds 13 deaths related to strippers in bathtubs (wilx.com)
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The most amazing HDR Photo Collection from 50 World Cities that will blow your mind (thewebjack.com)
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Man gets to find out if his insurance covers giant naked women jumping on his car and smashing his windshield (blog.sfgate.com)
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Man born with polio finds dancing with crutches to be no handicap (youtube.com)
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This is why Spielberg started the whole "UFO hiding behind a cloud" thing. Damn, Nature You scary (news.gather.com)
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Airline to set up matchmaking service to find the perfect person to sit next to you on the flight. A hot 19-year-old coed aching to join the mile-high club for me, thanks (nytimes.com)
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"It's not that I don't believe in the possibility of a hypnotically induced orgasm...but because the person conducting the free workshop and demonstration billed himself as an 'Erotic Comedy Hypnotist'" (clatl.com)
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Gannet putting a paywall around most of its online papers. Expects to earn tens of dollars from people still willing to pay for eviscerated content they can find for free and in more depth elsewhere (forbes.com)
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Old and busted: kidney stones. New hotness: kidney boulders. What the hell, India? (punjabnewsline.com)
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Like a task force taking down a crime family, federal prosecutors are slowly working up the corporate chain of command of Massey Energy with criminal indictments connected to the Big Branch mine disaster (cbsnews.com)
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Neuroscientists say that computers can help reverse schizophrenia. Of course, as long as there's porn on the internet, computers will still be responsible for eventual blindness (slashgear.com)
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Twenty-seven years after IKEA brought stylish, easily broken Swedish crap to America, the Swedes are about to find out how it feels (macnn.com)
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A Maine family finds Hope. She was about a mile down the road looking for her Mom and pizza (bangordailynews.com)
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Onward the scorpion fled, but he could feel them closing in on him, not far behind, now. His hemolymph ran cold at the sound of that dreaded howl: The Squeak of the Wild (io9.com)
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If you've ever wanted to find out exactly how disappointing you are in bed, this is your lucky day. (Not safe for work) (gizmodo.com)
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Time is running out for you to erase your Google search history, find that elusive Alyssa Milano naked video clip (eff.org)
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The secret behind Admiral Ackbar's "It's a Trap" line finally revealed (io9.com)
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"Unless they were hamsters flying in and missed the airport." Chuco "kind of wigged out" (ktvu.com)
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Florida lawmaker, an attorney from Miami, sends dirty text messages to Assistant US Attorney spoofing the number by using Yahoo. A Yahoo indeed. Will he resign? Of course not he is a Democrat (tampabay.com)
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Foxconn uses underage children in their Apple production line. That's okay, subby doesn't mind, because they're passing the savings on to me (macrumors.com)
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Continuing his war on women, Rick Santorum claims that prenatal testing is just a liberal mindtrick to get women to abort as many babies as they possibly can (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com)
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Spitzer finds buckyballs in space. What Eliot Spitzer was doing in space to begin with, we'll never know (jpl.nasa.gov)
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Microsoft's off-and-on thing with Apple is back "on" as it joins in asking the EU to investigate Motorola's patent-licensing practices. The frenemy of your enemy is your friend - kinda (blogs.technet.com)
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Lindsay Lohan to play Liz Taylor, future self, in a Lifetime TV movie (cbsnews.com)
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India's $35 tablet computer program in trouble due to slow speed, short battery life and a clunky touch screen, but at least tech support is only a local phone call away (msnbc.msn.com)
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Sheriff Joe Arpaio will release the findings of his investigation into Obama's birth certificate on March 1 during the season finale of Fox's So You Think You Can Derp (huffingtonpost.com)
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Doug Gottlieb talks, kid behind him says something else (deadspin.com)
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Indiana's Speaker of the House Brian Bosma (R) responds to Rep. Bob Morris' absurd claims about the Girl Scouts connections to Planned Parenthood by passing out Girl Scout cookies on the floor of the House (indystar.com)
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Hey Pluto, are you hiding a giant planet behind you or are you just happy not to be a real planet anymore? (io9.com)
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Add "burning palm fronds" to the "things that should not be done indoors" list (courierpostonline.com)
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Chelsea try to make a last stand for the EPL, Real Madrid try and remind everyone that there's more than one great team in La Liga, Some other teams also play. It's your Champion's League Thread for Feb 21-22 (soccernet.espn.go.com)
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Live morning show report on gas prices interrupted when car and cab crash behind reporter. Two drivers that won't have to worry about gas prices anymore. With video of unfazed reporter (www2.tbo.com)
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Chris Christie to Warren Buffett: Shut up about billionaires paying more taxes. Do you want me to eat you? Your last name reminds me of lunch (money.cnn.com)
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Anne Murray is still battling windmills, no sign of Sancho anywhere (cbc.ca)
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Google to sell heads-up display glasses by year's end, allowing you to see information on things around you, find Sarah Connor (bits.blogs.nytimes.com)
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15,000 die on Indian railways every year because the toilets on the trains just empty onto the rails, corroding them to the point of breaking. Indian officials charged with not keeping track (independent.co.uk)
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Personal gun ownership in India is surging, with as many as 3 guns for every 100 Indians. Americans react: *cough*rounding error*cough* (latimes.com)
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Outed Arizona sheriff says politics behind charges. That's not the only thing that's behind him, if'n ya know whut I mean (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)
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Not news: Researchers testing new Alzheimer's drug. News: studies show the drug actually impairs memory. Fark: "The new findings are not a red light for [the drug's] development" (myhealthnewsdaily.com)
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South Florida residents finding sticky white goo all over cars and plants. Ron Jeremy, Peter North claim they were in California the whole time (sun-sentinel.com)
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"Plastic surgery does make you look younger, study finds." Obvious tag hands Asinine and Stupid tag a needle of Botox, with eventual result of Sad or Scary (latimes.com)
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Frank Zappa explains the decline of the music industry. Hero tag has a jam session with Spiffy the bassist, Cool on keys and Obvious keeping time on drums (boingboing.net)
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Cars from Detroit, South Korea, and Japan are now virtually indistinguishable from one another in quality and price. "You can't really screw up too badly in terms of your vehicle choice" (washingtonpost.com)
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Mon February 20, 2012
Sun February 19, 2012
Sat February 18, 2012
Fri February 17, 2012
Thu February 16, 2012
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In what must be one of the most brazen acts of flip-flopitude in history, Romney decides to take credit for the Obama auto industry bailout (abcnews.go.com)
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First Pro poker player who doesn't mind if you hold the nuts (wptmag.com)
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Seasoned traveler Anthony Bourdain reveals his trick to finding best food in brand new city: troll "internet foodie elite" with simple declarative statement about area restaurant, stoking their nerd rage (lifehacker.com)
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Researchers find serious shrinkage in specific brain areas with alcohol use. Primarily those involving assessing how well you're dancing and how attractive that person is (sciencedaily.com)
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New survey finds that 614,000 cosmetic surgeries were performed on 307,000 residents of Southern California (npr.org)
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Egyptian Premiere League to resume behind closed doors...must be a small field (soccernet.espn.go.com)
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The profound lies of Deep Throat. Wait, you mean Linda Lovelace made the whole thing up? (miamiherald.com)
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Cigar box guitar museum opens in Pittsburgh. Blind Melon Chitlin unavailable for comment (boingboing.net)
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1 in 12 marriages in the United States are more open minded than President and Mrs. Obama's (msnbc.msn.com)
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World's first space robot signs "Hello, World". Expected to find Sarah Connor, solve FizzBuzz in less than twelve parsecs (space.com)
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Nicolas Cage reveals reason behind name change: The cast quoted Apocalypse Now outside his trailer during making of Fast Times of Ridgemont High just to mock him. Judge Reinhold reportedly still giggles a little behind his mop (hollywoodreporter.com)
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A BYU student gets "Valentine's" note from a fellow student, presumably one with a penis, kindly asking her to not dress all sexy sexy. With picture of sexy sexy BYU student almost out of uniform (sltrib.com)
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Rick Santorum finally finds a form of protection he's not opposed to (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)
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Borrowers defaulting on their payday loans? Send them fake court papers and wait for them at the county courthouse. The real courthouse people won't mind, will they? (chattanoogan.com)
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Website helps you find your "sugar daddy" for financial help in paying for your college degree. What could possibly be wrong about this? (miami.cbslocal.com)
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Wed February 15, 2012
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Mon February 13, 2012
Sun February 12, 2012
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Fri February 10, 2012
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French roadbuilders find 21 German WWI soldiers...and 1 goat (dailymail.co.uk)
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Despite their efforts to convince you otherwise, many "foodies" can't, in a blind taste test, tell white wine from red, pate from dog food, or that the chips they're eating are soggy if you make crunching sounds in their ears (npr.org)
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Customer from grocery store finds hand grenade hidden among potatoes (eitb.com)
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It will now cost NBC $30 million to find out where in the world Matt Lauer is (tmz.com)
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Suffering from iPad envy? Well, Apple is prepping a 7" version that will be a cheap knock-off and inferior to the wonderful Kindle Fire (chicagotribune.com)
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This is a real eye opener. Pair of blind joggers are being sued for running into another jogger (ottawacitizen.com)
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Brian Baldinger is either stoned out of his mind, or he took one too many hits to the head (nfl.com)
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Vietnamese police trying to force farmer off his land find out the hard way that the war wasn't all that long ago, and guerilla warfare is apparently like riding a bicycle (abcnews.go.com)
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Rep. Spencer Bachus (R-aking it in), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, is being investigated for insider trading. If only there were some kind of governmental oversight for this kind of thing (washingtonpost.com)
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Crew filming documentary named "Dumb, Drunk and Racist" find what they are looking for with not so hilarious results (abc.net.au)
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Nine-year-old girl sings grindcore song. Kids these days (youtube.com)
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The science behind how it feels to get hit in the nuts (ramblingbeachcat.com)
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Conservatives: "The reason poor people are falling behind is because liberals have corrupted their values -- not anything we've done." Krugman: "Now wait a damn minute here. . " (nytimes.com)
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Not news: Teenager trash-talks parents on Facebook. News: IT Dad finds said post while upgrading teenager's laptop. Fark: Lectures her and goes "Dirty Harry" on the offending computer (youtube.com)
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Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman sued by co-creator Tony Moore because Moore believes he was swindled out of his rights to the material. What is it with comic book creators named "Moore" making stupid decisions regarding contracts? (hollywoodreporter.com)
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New study finds 10% of doctors lie to patients, still promise appointments not running late (abcnews.go.com)
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The science behind the average greenlit Fark headline (io9.com)
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Thu February 09, 2012
Wed February 08, 2012
Tue February 07, 2012
Mon February 06, 2012
Sun February 05, 2012
Sat February 04, 2012
Fri February 03, 2012
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Six of the biggest and most elaborate F*CK YOUs given to the music industry by musicians (cracked.com)
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Because he hasn't said anything stupid for almost 24 hours, Jim Irsay would like to remind everyone that he remains close with...Parson? Patton? Peyote? What was that kid's name again? (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)
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London's first "shared space" road is a misery for drivers, blind people, and cleaners, but at least it looks weird (thisislondon.co.uk)
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10 examples of politicians trying to be funny. Complete with cringe-inducing videos. Tumbleweeds missing though (shortlist.com)
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Jewish Indiana Jones faces 20 years in prison. He chose...poorly (msnbc.msn.com)
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Mitt Romney says he "Mispoke" when he said that he "wasn't concerned about the very poor" and that what he meant to say was "I want to grind them up and use them for foodstuffs, no..wait..do over" (washingtonpost.com)
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Researchers say men become nicer, kinder, more caring when a beautiful woman is nearby. Well, duh (dailymail.co.uk)
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Indiana lawmakers pass last-minute legislation making it more difficult for thousands of men to find hookers for the Super Bowl (foxnews.com)
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Woman holding baby gets into argument over rent with boyfriend. After boyfriend douses woman in lighter fluid and sets her on fire, woman throws baby out window, where it is caught by attentive neighbors. The Aristocrats (nydailynews.com)
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Phil Mickelson is suing to find out the real names of people that posted nasty comments about him and his wife on the internet. Personally I heard it was Mike Hawk and Harry Sack (utsandiego.com)
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Long lost Indonesian twins run into each other three decades later in Sweden living 25 miles from each other. Bonus: After viewing pic, you would wish you were a couch pillow (telegraph.co.uk)
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Foundation offers psychic Sally Morgan $1,000,000 to prove that her psychic abilities are real. Sally Morgan instead threatens to sue them...WITH HER MIND (huffingtonpost.com)
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Baffled homeowner finds man on his porch at 2:30 AM screaming that his house is possessed. Creepy red-eyed pig refuses comment (tampabay.com)
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Man returns $8K left near road, forgets about the "Finders Keepers" clause (wftv.com)
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Now that Lindsay Lohan has a criminal record, she can no longer film movies in Canada (canada.com)
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Husband turns in dance teacher wife after he finds out her 15-year-old student is tapping that (dailymail.co.uk)
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Can't find your keys? Your brain's out of sync. Oh, and I'm not helping you find them, either (newscientist.com)
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Find out what your animal name is. This link submitted by Flopsy the Laughing Rhino (buzzfeed.com)
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Reminder: When using a government computer network, you have no reasonable expectation of privacy regarding any communications (washingtonpost.com)
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It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate (news.yahoo.com)
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Orlando Magic free fall continues. Last night's 21-point blowout brought to you courtesy of the Indiana Pacers (orlandosentinel.com)
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Once again demonstrating the great man's vise-like grip on the blindingly obvious, Pat Buchanan says Reagan saw Gingrich as "something of a political opportunist" (news.yahoo.com)
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Yoga can make grandma flexible enough that she can get her legs behind her ears again (sun-sentinel.com)
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A scholarly examination of why certain cultures chow down on things the rest of the world finds repulsive, like hakarl, natto, Sardinian maggot cheese, and White Castle burgers (nytimes.com)
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Mike Tyson to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame alongside other greats like Pete Rose and Drew Carey (tmz.com)
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Photographer finds the equations hiding in her x number of pictures where x = 3(4+y) * 2(6 - y) and y = elevendy (io9.com)
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