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500 headlines found matching 'Ind'
Wed September 17, 2014
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
A gambler could have made $100,000 on the Indianapolis Colts, then they screwed it up
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The most burning question regarding independence has finally been addressed: If the Scots vote to break away from the UK, will they still get to watch Doctor Who?
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Study finds "direct link" between fracking activities and recent earthquakes. Fracking industry quickly issues rebuttal, "The Earth always has earthquakes"
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(KEPR TV Pasco)
 
 
 
Funeral home in Michigan to offer a drive through mourning window, for when you want to pay your respects, but you're too fat and lazy to get out of the car
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(56)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
PODS storage firm to be sold for $1 billion to buyer, who still has to find a place to put it
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
News article about teacher contract negotiations mistakenly accompanied by picture of hatchet smashing windshield. All 17 of the teachers who "Liked" the post are therefore being investigated by the school district
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(43)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
115,000 people to be kicked off the Obamacare rolls at the end of the month. Republicans rush to the podium to denounce this travesty and...wait, it's 115,000 undocumented immigrants? Oh, never mind. Time for a fundraiser, where's the SUV parked?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz-backed GOPer running for a NH congressional seat won't say whether she's on Obamacare or not. *shakes magic 8-ball* All indications point to yes
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(47)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Man lets wasps build an enormous nest on the outside of one of his windows so he can see what goes on inside: "It's like an ant farm, only more intense"
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(147)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Australian mosquito to be seen in North America found in L.A. county, seemed to find itself in a variety of cultural misunderstandings leading ultimately to a heartworming ending
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Need more proof why MLB will never change the intentional walk to speed up the game? Let's ask Indians' pitcher C.C. Lee
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Finally, a comprehensive list of who in the service industry you're obligated to tip and how much. Yes, the garbage collector deserves $20 every Christmas
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Mon September 15, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Your electric window won't roll down? That's a (critically injuring) tasing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Philadelphia have to make another comeback? Is Indianapolis still out of luck? Will officials cover the field with flags again when the Eagles face the Colts on Monday Night Football, 8:30 pm Eastern on ESPN?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tesla CEO: "I think our stock price is kind of high right now." Investors: "Sell"
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(36)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Prosecutors go full "Al Capone" and indict a Phoenix man for tax evasion who is suspected of killing his wife and three business associates, all of whom were mysteriously gunned down and had huge life insurance policies benefiting him
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(42)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
MIT researchers attempt to make a better breast pump. Difficulty: Finding an MIT researcher who has ever seen a real breast
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(23)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings and NFL decide to allow running back Adrian Peterson to play despite being indicted on child injury charges on news that there is no video of the incident
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(295)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(AP)
 
 
 
New study, surprisingly not done by oil industry, blames leaky wells rather than fracking for groundwater contamination
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(31)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Two of my Kindle books are on sale right now for a buck each. They don't suck. Much. LGT one, link to 2nd in thread
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(15)
 
(DNA India)
 
 
 
India's Mars orbiter has done 95% of the needful so far
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(37)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The sad, slow death of the fade-out in the music industry
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(120)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ray Rice to appeal his indefinite suspension, looks forward to beating it
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(99)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mother wakes up to find her three-year-old non verbal autistic son covered in rat bites. 'My cat killed one rat in front of my door,' said one man. 'It's ridiculous, I call my landlord all the time, but no one calls back.'
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Sun September 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
For their first mission, Al Qaeda's new branch office in India mistakenly stormed a Pakistani frigate thinking it was a U.S. aircraft carrier. In other news, Al Qaeda in India is looking for a new branch manager
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(138)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she is 'determined' to win an Oscar. In related news, submitter is 'determined' to win a Nobel Prize for awesomeness, is already an overwhelming betting favorite
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(81)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It is your Sunday MLB Baseball thread, the games start at 1:35 and who really cares, but there are still games left and Indian Summer isn't over
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(40)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Remember Vancouver's hard rockin' devil statue? It could be coming back for an encore (sorta kinda not safe for work, eh)
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Sat September 13, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Show business, music industry jobs drop 19% in two years. Nose jobs, boob jobs, eye jobs still holding steady
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(13)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fabulous news, everyone: Study finds religious groups now more accepting of homosexuality
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan 'rolled a body bag' for Whitney Houston's corpse
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(13)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
What scares The Doctor? Listen, and you may find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(121)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Woman warned not to give anyone a piece of her mind
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Scotland's independence rests solely on the amount of oil the country has bubbling below their haggis factories and kilt shoppes
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(73)
 
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
I started an Indiegogo because I knit blankets for cats. It's totally a thing. Yes, I'm a crazy cat lady, but your cat wants a blanket for Christmas
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(7)
 
(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Judge explaining why he dismissed DUI case: "Hey, trooper, I hope you understand. ... I'm catching some heat from [district attorney] Linda because that is her nephew." Attorney general to judge: You won't be so lucky
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(48)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
New study says physically active kids do better in school. That's the theory for now, until researchers can actually find some physically active school age children
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(31)
 
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Seven automotive technologies that we take for granted but that didn't exist on cars 20 years ago, back when they had manual transmissions, crank-down windows and fuel gauges that were just a best guess by the car makers
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Shipwreck from 1899 discovered in Lake Superior. Gordon Lightfoot busy trying to find a word that rhymes with "Nelson"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Noted Scots expatriate Groundskeeper Willie weighs in on the upcoming independence vote
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Fri September 12, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rounding out the NFL's week from hell, Adrian Peterson has been indicted for Child Abuse. Ta-Da
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(427)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Philosophy majors have a new career path: bailing out narrow-minded computer majors
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon researchers have bright idea, develop headlights that don't blind drivers of oncoming vehicles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish researchers claim a major breakthrough in turning solar or wind-generated electricity into a safely store-able hydrogen-based fuel, saying the new process is 30 times faster than previous methods
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(44)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds Congress approval has fallen to 14%, or just between "prostate exam" and "wisdom tooth extraction"
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(43)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
It's something of a long shot, but BYU can actually find themselves in the College Football Playoffs in a few months and maybe even a Heisman quarterback
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(33)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Harvey Updyke, the Auburn tree poisoner, had been ordered 10 months ago to pay the university $800k in restitution. He's a bit behind on his payments
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(178)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the Ground Zero Mosque? It was an inside job. A phony scandal brought and paid by the right to rile up the base and cause problems for an Obama administration trying to wind down the War on Terror
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius verdict thread: Part Deux. Will he walk or will the judge send him running to the slammer? Tune in and find out. Link goes to live feed. Update: Pistorius found guilty of culpable homicide (manslaughter)
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The guy picked to lead the NFL's "Independent Investigation™" is from the same law firm as the Ravens President. I wonder how they found him so quickly
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Nobody who can talk knows exactly what the family did behind drawn shades, but we do know it involved bad smells, infestation of vermin, crime scene tape, and a hazmat cleanup crew
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(53)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Speech experts in USA and UK agree: the new Doctor Who is indecipherable, and it isn't because he's Scottish
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(97)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
49ers radio broadcaster suspended two games over Ray Rice comments. Should additional video come out the broadcaster could face being cut by the Ravens and suspended from the NFL indefinitely
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(55)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The music industry is out of ideas, as Bob Marley's greatest-hits album - you know, the one that came out back when your dad was spilling bong water on his Jordache jeans - is set to reach the top 10 in the US for the first time
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman joins the cast of Ted 2, will almost definitely wind up saying "tittysprinkles" at some point in the film
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US counterterrorism chief Matthew Olson: "there's no credible information" that the Islamic State (Isis) is planning an attack on America and that there's "no indication at this point of a cell of foreign fighters operating in the United States"
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(57)
 
(PC Pro (UK))
 
 
 
Microsoft finally pulling the plug on its Nokia and Windows-branded phones
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(43)
 
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
10 Lessons the Gaming Industry won't learn from #GamerGate, but should
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(301)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't even bother working hard: new study finds that bosses don't notice your extra effort and don't care even if they do
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two fraternity brothers charged with hosting "all-you-can drink" party and inviting 18-year-old woman who learned just how much she can drink before falling out of a window
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(54)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Real quick reminder to all the college students that are coming back to Boston to further their higher education. This is really important: nobody in the 617 area code likes you" (w/ vid)
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What kind of school would ban kids from using ChapStick? Elementary, my dear Watson
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(65)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, having trouble paying back those college loans, rent, or just finding a good full time gig? Newsweek wants you to know there's this new thing called "Sugar Dating" and pretty much everyone's doing it
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(198)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street finds holes in Krispy Kreme's profit forecast
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(5)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Now here's something that'll keep you up nights worrying: Researchers find that users of sleeping pills and anti-anxiety drugs have as much as a 51% greater chance of developing Alzheimer's
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(148)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Twilight fan marries cardboard cut-out of Robert Pattinson - probably because, being flat and stiff, it's indistinguishable from the actual person
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(54)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Charts reveal what ages men and women find the most attractive in a partner - and the results are as creepy as you might suspect
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(374)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A friendly reminder: Some of the world's most popular websites will intentionally slow down because they think it will draw attention to the net neutrality controversy. It's your official REMEMBER BUFFERING discussion thread
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(183)
 
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Quiznos owner causes controversy by displaying sign that says "We the people are angry." The anger most likely stems from a hoagie vs. sub. vs. grinder debate
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(72)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Poll of 1009 party-line koolaid drinkers indicates public opinion of Obamacare has jack shiat to do with whether anybody's actually healthier as a result of it
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(26)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers find liberal countries have more satisfied citizens while conservatives are happier individuals
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in from the hardworking folks at the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious: "Public don't trust politicians to keep election promises"
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(23)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
There was a time in our society when people thought it was good idea to put their babies in cages and hang them outside of windows to air them out
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(57)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
"Looker" comes true again as police have a new weapon that blinds people "temporarily" for up to 15 minutes
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Which is the least popular in Scotland: haggis, David Cameron, or Windows 8?
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(98)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
N.S. Sherlock Institute finds that premium credit cards are for suckers
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're in Baltimore and find yourself in possession of a Ray Rice jersey, instead of setting fire to it like you should, you can give it to Hersh's Pizza, who will give you free food in return
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(123)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Everything you always wanted to know about Scottish independence but couldn't be bothered to ask
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(123)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
You can now carry a 3D printable wind turbine around with you to power your laptop if you find just plugging into an outlet too much work (pic)
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(32)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The liquor laws in New Albany, Indiana, state that an establishment that sells liquor by the drink must also serve food. Here's how one bar complied, even though they don't want to cook
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(112)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds U.S. banks have a positive image for the first time since 2007, the same year customers had any money to put in a savings account
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(17)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Indigenous tribe in Amazon, tired of waiting on Brazilian government to take on illegal loggers, take matters into their own hands. Round up loggers, beat them with sticks, confiscate weapons, burn equipment and steal their pants. w/pics
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(150)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what it looks like inside a tornado? Well thanks to the Russians' obsession with dash cams, you can find out
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hoarder in tiny apartment leaves fortune to whomever can find his last will
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(28)
 
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Ray Rice you just got cut by the Ravens and was suspended by the NFL indefinitely. Well there's always the CFL right? haha nope
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(133)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old Chinese boy Yang Junxi hits the eleven-year-old boy jackpot by finding a 3,000-year-old bronze sword in a river
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(134)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Study finds that dogs prefer petting to vocal praise. Well, who doesn't?
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(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study finds that insulted customers spend more than others. Which now explains how Best Buy is able to stay in business
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(22)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You may be shocked to learn that a DA who sent two innocent, mentally-disabled men to death row is kind of an A-hole
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(132)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Was the best matchup in the NFL in week 1 A: Denver vs Indianapolis? B: Pittsburgh vs Cleveland? or C: Panthers kicker Graham Gano vs the Tampa Bay marching band, especially the trombone player? (with video)
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(32)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
India and Pakistan working together to save people from Kashmir and prevent hearing "Stairway to Heaven" on repeat
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(32)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"An elderly church deacon driving to Sunday Mass with a plaque on her windshield that said, 'God is my co-pilot,' fatally struck a homeless man in Brooklyn"
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
British solution for the Proclaimers of independence: Devo Max. Are we not Scotsmen?
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(28)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK to Scotland: Oh, yeah. If you want independence then we will make a massive border fence, armed border guards, strict immigration controls and border checkpoints. because we are a bunch of two year olds
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(228)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's your favorite song? Difficulty: just link one, not 115. Make up your minds and commit to something for once in your lives
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
More than 50 British schoolchildren were sent to detention because they were wearing the wrong kind of pants, because that apparently matters
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Martina Navratilova finds love at U.S Open center court
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing nicer, as the summer winds down, than having a dance with your dog on the back porch. And if you're a baby? Why, that's even better, then, isn't it
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(21)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Drew Carey is offering to help Bay Village police find the teens behind the "ice bucket" prank played on an autistic teenager
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(66)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Can the Doctor deal with the Robot of Sherwood without losing his head? Find out on a cutting new episode of Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America
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(110)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Blind, deaf cyclist breaks leg after being struck by car. Maybe it's time to find a new hobby
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(63)
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Dodger pitcher Zack Greinke: "Baseball is a sport where being stupid is an advantage. There were guys I played with that were so stupid that they're really good, because their mind never gets in the way"
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helen Mirren once again proves she's awesome: "'Why didn't hackers try and find naked selfies of me? I kept desperately looking at the list of people whose phones were hacked, hoping to see my name" (Not safe for work)
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(85)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tucker, a one-year-old cat with a sad looking appearance due to genetic abnormalities finds her forever home just in time for Caturday. She is definitely smiling inside
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(1019)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientist finds keywords in emails between partners show who holds power in relationship. Explanation for Farkers: A relationship is a strong and close association between two people that involves physical and emotional intimacy
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(68)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
John Waters is proud to be a filthy and respectable kind of guy
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(18)
 
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
It's pretty sad that even when announcing murder charges against a guy who gunned somebody down during a traffic argument the prosecutor has to preface it with "I fully support the right of individuals to keep and possess firearms"
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(244)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FDA and NIH keep finding plague, tularemia, and ricin at the back of the junk drawer
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(18)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't read the article just yet. First, enter the thread, and write down the very first most iconic shot in movie history that comes to mind. For subby, it's a Lockheed Electra on a foggy runway in Casablanca
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(97)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Did a 14-year-old Indian boy invent email?
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(75)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
When most people say they want to find the Abominable Snowman, they are ridiculed by society. When David Attenborough says it, society believes
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(38)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Neighbor: Well, you know, now that you mention it, we did hear a lot of screaming for help and violent banging around upstairs and I guess in retrospect it was kind of odd that she always wore a black leather collar
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(99)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson gives birth to baby girl, goes completely against celebrity tradition by actually finding a normal baby name
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(63)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Woman killed by falling gargoyle. Xanatos must be behind this
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(86)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks fans find a bargain to get in for only $120.00. Into the parking lot, that is
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(48)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
9 Reasons to be excited by Windows 9. Not listed: the fact that it isn't Windows 8. Warning: Slideshow
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(131)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boko Haram reminds residents of town that Ebola is still only ranked #2 on the list "things in Nigeria that will kill you the fastest"
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(74)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The science behind why time seems to go by much quicker as an adult than when you were a child. "Quit multitasking"
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(82)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Study finds it is not 100% certain that humans contribute to global warming...only 99.999%
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(128)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Illegally logging in the Alto Turiacu Indian territory? That's a beating, and a stripping, and a dragging and a truck burning. Look, basically, you're farked dumbass
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That douchebag who caused a plane to get re-routed after denying a fellow passenger her seat-reclining rights would like you to know that he might have maybe kinda overreacted a bit
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(73)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Queda opening branch office in India. Locations in China, Japan, and Menlo Park to follow
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(36)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"People work in Washington and, man, they hit that revolving door with a speed that would blind you." This just in: Eric Cantor is really the Flash
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(22)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Indian woman marries a dog, says she plans to keep him on a tight leash
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(35)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Flixist)
 
 
 
Five things to know before starting a Kickstarter: Step 1 - Prepare to lose your mind
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(22)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Thomas Dolby might have had the hit "She Blinded Me With Science," but now he is blinding people with music and film education at Johns Hopkins University
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(44)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Some unusual bus stops you might actually not mind waiting at
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(27)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Attention HR types: there are some kinds of employees that you really want to make sure receive their paychecks. Doctors treating Ebola are high up on that list
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(40)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gay marriage suffers its first defeat in federal court since the Perry and Windsor decisions. Don't suck it, libs
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(327)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Economists says UK economy has rocketed back to pre-recession levels and they give most of the credit to booming drugs and prostitution industries. Really
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(16)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
As Joan Rivers is brought out of her medically induced coma, an anxious world holds its breath; one question on its collective mind "Can she talk"?
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(39)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Damn The Man: behind the scenes of "Empire Records"
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(39)
 
(Acura Connected)
 
 
 
Pro: The new Acura TSX is fast and sporty, with lots of room to nod out or vomit in the back seat area. Con: The bass does kind of sound spotty in the sound system and makes me want to punch ad men in the junk
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least 17 mysterious fake cellphone towers being used to intercept calls in US: "What we find suspicious is that a lot of these interceptors are right on top of U.S. military bases." So yeah, maybe not so mysterious (pics)
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Break out that apron, dude - new research has found women find men the sexiest when they're working in the kitchen rather than doing 'manly' activities
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(38)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Melee triggered by laundry soap squirt. Fracas begins when one person poured laundry soap over another's belongings. Three were arrested in the brouhaha. Windows were smashed in the kerfuffle, with the hurly burly causing tumult and garboil
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(30)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't need a $10,000 raise, a more understanding boss, or an office with a window to be truly happy at work. You just need a little green plant on your desk
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(81)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
The only real course of action when you suspect your neighbor is triangulating to get inside your mind is to give him a stern head-butt and then smash his drone
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(24)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colts' Jim Irsay suspended six games and fined $600k, forced to suffer the indignity of watching games from his giant mansion rather than his suite
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite Indiana's reputation as a backward state, lawyers must wear socks in the courtroom
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Navy builds a 12 million gallon indoor bathtub for playing with model ships. Subby's inner six year old is ecstatic
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(60)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
There is now a soda for people who are kind-of-racist
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(107)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Faith No More to independently release first album in 18 Years, first single titled "Motherfarker"
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(76)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Company demonstrates their attendant-free, fully automated convenience store because paying one guy to sit behind the counter reading a magazine is clearly too expensive for store owners
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(129)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The man who took on the NFL, Comcast and the Sports/Industrial complex... and may just win
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(81)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Richmond Times-Dispatch)
 
 
 
Archaeological dig at US college finds remains of a colonial-era brewery on campus
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(42)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Serious Cena continue to Serious? Is Roman Reigns going to continue playing with cinder blocks like he's Mistake Worrell? Are Stock and Aftermarket Bella going to kiss and make up and maybe have a tickle fight on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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(1091)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find stolen ring in the stomach of the woman who stole it. No word on exactly what type of ring it was, but it is expected to be a chocolate diamond by the time it is recovered
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(9)
 
(Glasgow Evening Times)
 
 
 
Supporters and opponents of Scottish independence clash in Glasgow street. We'll put the result of this one down as a 'maybe'
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Will Wenger find a striker? Will City remember what the Financial Fair Play rules mean? Will anyone take pity on LVG and take Tom Cleverley off his hands? It's your EPL transfer deadline day thread
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(151)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(197)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey everyone it's time for the FFFL (Fark Fantasy Football League) Annual Draft. Starts at 6:30pm Eastern, 3:30pm Pacific. Snide comments on individual picks will pile up to the right
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(17)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
A man Republicans can be proud of: Pennsylvania governor sticks it to the Obama administration with his "private" Medicaid plan; individuals being forced to pay premiums if they make $11,671 demonstrates his anti-Obamacare principles
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(77)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
A 52-year-old New Jersey man is suing Grindr after being arrested for having sex with a 13-year-old boy he met using the app. Claims it was Grindr's responsibility to verify the boy's age considering you have to be 18 to use the app
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(65)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(49)
 
(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
GCA's and Geo Group's stocks have soared in value since the end of July. What do these companies do? Well, they run for-profit prisons with empty beds and expecting a windfall out of undocumented adult and child immigrants
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(22)
 
(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Sorry, ma'am, I just happened to drop these shoes right under your skirt. Don't mind me picking them up with my camera running
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(40)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Will Power wins first Indycar championship. Green Lantern approves
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Last surviving Hindenburg crew member dies at 92. He was able to jump out of a cloth supply hatch onto the ground below. The Knot seams saved him
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(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney tells Scotland "You can't do that" in terms of voting for their independence from Britain
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(119)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The final race of the 2014 IndyCar season is here. Who will take it all? Will there be one more week of clownshoes racing? It's the MAVTV 500 (9:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(245)
 
(KCRG)
 
 
 
After the truth of its origins were exposed in a recent article, Templeton Rye will now disclose the fact that it's distilled in Indiana, not Iowa, on its label. Let's see if other "craft" whiskey producers follow
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Florida State start their way to a National Championship repeat? Will the Buckeyes survive without Braxton Miller? Will the SEC find a way to completely fill the new playoff bracket? It's your college football discussion thread
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(924)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas opens first 4D rollercoaster where the seats spin independently of the car, making throwing up on yourself rather than the person behind you easier
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(65)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey man flees from cops at traffic stop, leaving behind his (A) car (B) marijuana (C) infant daughter (D) all of the above
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(25)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Zen cat with a tiny frog on its head will help you find your inner peace on Caturday. OM
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(953)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
According to their manager, Destiny's Child might reunite if he can find a stage big enough for three singers and Beyonce's ego
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(12)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Google slow-walks subpoena of account information in murder case. Fark: by claiming their search tools can't find it
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(27)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Robber jumps from hotel window while fleeing from police, winds up on USC injury report
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(16)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You're kind of a dick if you do the ice bucket challenge on your unsuspecting 10-month-old granddaughter
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(49)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Couple busted for stealing sex toys from Walmart. Sex toys. Walmart. Let those images marinate in your mind for a bit
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(125)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
GOP mansplains that single, heterosexual women support gay marriage because it makes them feel better about failing to find themselves a man
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(308)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you have a desire to go off and become an American jihadist to turn the world around and go back to barbaric times? Here's the psychological reasons behind it
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(96)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania woman calls police about streetlight. Responding officer confirms she was indeed seeing a streetlight
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(16)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Transient orca sightings at all time high in Puget Sound. Experts say you can tell they're transient orcas due to their having a bindle on a stick and wearing fingerless gloves
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(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers find exoplanet orbiting a nearby red dwarf, consider naming it Kryten
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(28)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The most hipster radio station around: It's kind of small and not a lot of people listen, but it's really influential. They could have spent millions on new equipment but kept it real instead. You've probably never heard of it
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stripper: "Sorry police I have to go to work in order to feed my daughter, I don't have time to find her. I can't talk anymore"
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(70)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New study finds that female college students spend an average of 10 hours a day on their cellphones and males spend nearly eight, in study whose findings are being called "astounding"
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Top cancer researcher: "Let's stop trying to find a cure for cancer." Still no cure for cancer
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(35)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arkansas pizzeria under fire after "church bulletin discount" stokes religious fires and raises important issues like where they hell can you find edible pizza in Arkansas?
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(298)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and and endless supply of expendable labor
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(34)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fans won't let it be after 50th anniversary celebration of Beatles' Hollywood Bowl show turns into Dave Stewart's Family Amateur Hour. "So jaw-droppingly bad, it reminded one of 'Springtime for Hitler,' only with mop tops in place of mustaches"
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I studied engineering, not English. I still can't find a job." Maybe you just suck?
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(387)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
What turned Gov Scott Walker from an advocate of strict regulations on mining as a state legislator to trying to almost completely de-regulate the industry as gov? Could it have been the $700K secret donation made to his campaign by a mining company?
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(97)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative Indiana judge has a few things to say to his anti-gay marriage peers, and he does
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(197)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists 'flip' bad memories into good ones in mice, which is kind of the exact opposite of what happened when you rolled over this morning and saw who you brought home from the bar last night
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(63)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Archeologists find the only surviving wooden Roman toilet seat at a dig site in England after unearthing a small pot of olive oil and a copy of XXXVIII
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(54)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Still no movement in the Market Basket deal while the "Independent Board Members" make plans to close 61 stores to save money. That's some mighty fine business planning there, Artie S
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(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
56-year-old Indian woman who is a bigger badass than you've ever been kills a man-eating leopard that attacked her after a half-hour battle with the creature
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(84)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To be binding, the Constitution requires any treaty be ratified by the US Senate. "International Accords," on the other hand, still are legally binding, but need only the President's signature. Guess which one Obama is pursuing on Climate Change?
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(104)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
"Economic data show that if Britain were to join the United States, it would be the second-poorest state, behind Alabama and Missouri and only just ahead of Mississippi"
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(218)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jindal: The way things have always worked are wrong when used for things I don't like
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(109)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple seeks corporate sponsors for their wedding, will soon find out corporations give even less of a shiat about their wedding than the people they know
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(33)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The director of 'The Blair Witch Project' makes a movie that will remind you of 'The Blair Witch Project.' Except with more Bigfoot
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(59)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Houston firefighters rescue abandoned black lab puppy with its head stuck in tire."We really cut very carefully because any kind of pressure on the dog's neck could have snapped its neck or killed it," (w/ video)
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(47)
 
(FStoppers)
 
 
 
You comfortable? You ready for the photo? Great, just relax. C'mon, give me a smile. Yeah, just like that. Ignore my assistant right behind you with the TASER
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(22)
 
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Rick Perry just turned the tables on the liberals who indicted him and put his mug shot to good use
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(291)
 
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Man discovers Tennessee is a far cry from India
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(45)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
After years of painstaking research, Italian professor declares he can't find the G-spot. Will have to repeat experiment
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Is that a helicopter in your kilt, or are you just glad to . . . you know what? Never mind. I don't want to know
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(23)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
How shall we keep the neo-Nazis away? I know, let's play the music from Schindler's List from the church bells
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(41)
 
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Very cool graphic shows 30 years of format changes in the music industry in 30 seconds
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(75)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Love-bombing the Scots. The world's most polite independence fight" Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland
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(16)
 
(MSN News NZ)
 
 
 
Fishermen in Norway have caught a record 729 whales this year. They were reminded to save the whales, trade them for fabulous prizes
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times derides the Emmys for honoring content "hidden behind a pay wall"
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(32)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I am a happily married woman and I find women to be attractive. I've had sex with women before. Should I start referring to myself as a bisexual? Or is that a secret I should keep?
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(171)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
USC cornerback Josh Shaw is out indefinitely after suffering two high ankle sprains after jumping out a 2nd story window to save his nephew from drowning
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(24)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what the Facebook is doing to your timeline. Click here to find out
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(34)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can Seth Meyers carry an entire awards show? Will Breaking Bad go out on top? Will Modern Family rightly be named TV's best comedy? Will Girls get shut out? Find out tonight at 8PM ET on NBC. It's your official Emmy Awards Discussion Thread
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(772)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boko Harum declares northern Nigeria as the Islamic Caliphate, just like ISIS has done in Syria and Iraq, and since Caliphates are kinda like Highlanders in that there can be only one, you know what that means: CALIPHATE FIGHT
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(96)
 
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
Pew study finds that while libertarianism may be gaining public support, few Americans actually have a clear sense of what "libertarian" means
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(572)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The indictment of Rick Perry is just the latest ploy by liberals to increase gun ownership
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(165)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man shoots intruder who turns out to be his nephew. In the man's defense, he's legally blind, so he couldn't tell
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(83)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The ALS ice bucket challenge. New Hotness: India's Rice Bucket Challenge
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(36)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Do you drive one of the ten most stolen cars? COME AND FIND OUT WHERE YOUR PRIUS RANKS. Just kidding. No one wants to steal a Prius
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(112)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Chicago Department of Health uses cool research tool to automatically find dirty restaurants, no longer needs to rely on food-poisoning victims calling a hotline. The tool is called Twitter and the algorithm is open-source
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(16)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
We're into 'True Blood's' final stretch: Will Jason hold out against Bridget? Is Hoyt out of his mind and has Bill changed his? Will Sam return for Sookie and Anna Camp has now blocked my calls. Join in and discuss episode 10
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(118)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How can a network that doesn't play music videos can hold an awards show dedicated to them? Will anyone die from inane performance stunts? Will Miley Cyrus ruin another marriage? Find out at 9pm ET on MTV. It's your official MTV VMA discussion thread
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
India blocks Gandhi film due to "law and order situation that might result," meaning it'll run 37 hours a day on 8 channels. UGH
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(37)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. responds to critiques of his illiteracy by reminding everyone he makes over $100 million annually and that he despises those making less
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man and his daughter catch a blue lobster, a 1 in 2 million find that is just like "winning the lottery." A really crappy lottery involving finding rare insects
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(47)
 
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Have Red Bull and Ferrari used the summer break to find some speed? Did Mercedes figure out where the gremlins preventing absolute domination were residing? This is your Belgian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 7:30am EDT
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(143)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Fluoride, which is put into water supplies to fight tooth decay and control minds of citizens, found to be produced in stars before they go supernova
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(47)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you had one whole day for WBC to find an excuse not to go to Iraq, come get your prize
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(117)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tech industry, Burning Man has jumped the shark
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(92)
 
(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Man shot in the chest with hands handcuffed behind his back. In the back of a squad car. Coroner rules suicide, of course
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(97)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Anybody can roll their SUV on the freeway, but it takes a special kind of drunk to roll his SUV on the freeway, get it to land on its tires, and then keep on driving
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(51)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft, at the forefront of innovation, to preview Windows 9(5) and its amazing start menu. Start me up, baby
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(142)
 
(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford pulls her kids out of Malibu school due to classroom toxins, as opposed to Los Angeles schools that have dangerously high levels of lead flying through the air
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(34)
 
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Who's behind the elusive 'Counter 3 . FIVE . VII' restaurant coming to Congress Avenue in Austin, TX? Subby's wife's cousin, that's who. If any Texas farkers wants to try it out, I may be able to get you a discount $$$
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(7)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Your keyboard knows what you're feeling. Keystrokes tell it what's on your mind
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(18)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Russians find unexplained patch of plankton. At the ISS. On the OUTSIDE
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(73)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
David Yates in talks to write the Harry Potter spin-off novel Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds evangelical men who pledge abstinence are left alone and confused after they get married and do the nasty
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(93)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan takes the ice bucket challenge. Except she did it in the middle of a nightclub. Using champagne buckets. And nobody was watching or recording
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(99)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Businesses: "We can't find enough qualified workers." Workers: "You could train good candidates and pay decent wages." Businesses: "LOL. WUT?"
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(147)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media insisted on telling the same embarrassingly fraudulent story they had told in the Martin shooting: innocent teen, academically ambitious, minding his own business, profiled by racist white vigilante --this time cop
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(476)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Los Angeles port welcomes massive rubber duck, though fears that a giant, irradiated Ernie from Sesame Street may not be far behind
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(49)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Penn State - Central Florida football game threatened by: A) high winds, B) blinding rain, or C) a volcano
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(24)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amazon Kindle less absorbent than paper
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(19)
 
(I4U)
 
 
 
Linda Ronstandt: Arizona is full of Christians, and I don't want to expose my kids to that kind of people
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(173)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Leader of ruling party that denies Climate Change science, takes a trip to the Arctic to promote agriculture and industry never possible before all the ice melted
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(30)
 
(Pasadena Star-News)
 
 
 
Just an average guy trying to work out his attachment issues by hurling a stapler through a glass window on the sixth floor of an apartment complex
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(18)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Apparently Johnny Depp ignores the age-old industry advice to "never work with Kevin Smith"
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(59)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops fail to inform one of their own about a huge prostitution sex sting dubbed Operation: Summer Lovin', feel kind of bad after they are forced to arrest him
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(60)
 
(News24)
 
 
 
Teenager killed by windmill jam. Should've gone for the tomahawk instead
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(57)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
40 years after it was discovered, and 20 years after scientists figured out which end was which, the bizarre fossil Hallucigenia finds a place in the tree of life
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(13)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone invented unpoppable bubble wrap. What kind of sorcery is this?
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(59)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The REAL Aflac duck reads the speech from Independence Day and it's just as gloriously funny as that sounds
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(21)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh reveals the truth behind Michael Brown's death: Obama personally ordered Darren Wilson to execute the kid in order to incite race-fueled protests that would distract the country from Benghazi and stop the Republicans from impeaching him
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(297)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After discovering their new husbands' homes had no toilets, six newlywed women in India returned to their parents because they had no place else to go
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(36)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't normally partake in the Panamericana/Indian Trail car challenge going from the Amazon to the Arctic Ocean, but when I do, I only drive vintage Volvos bedecked with international decals and license plates
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(26)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Students who graduate with degrees from for-profit colleges find they are equally as qualified to flip burgers as those who never attended college
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(119)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Survey finds people under the age of 35 perfectly cool with using a latex glove, plastic wrap, sandwich bags and the thumb of their old catcher's mitt instead of condoms
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(105)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans are too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should take vacation but they're too afraid to take vacations which is causing them to get stressed so they should...AAAAAAAAHHHH *hops out window*
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(172)
 
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
♫ Your lights are on, but you're not home. Your mind is not your own. Your heart sweats, your body shakes. Another shot is what it takes. You can't sleep, you can't eat; there's no doubt, you're in deep ♫
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(35)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thanks to Gene Simmons kind comments about depression, the next KISS concert in Seattle as likely as peace in the Middle east
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(84)
 
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
New on Steam games: Depression Quest, a brand new RPG where you-- Oh never mind, what's the point of telling you, anyway?
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(165)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey defends the fanny pack. The remainder of this headline is no longer permitted under the new FarQ
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(61)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Former Vermont Senator Jim Jeffords' soul becomes independent from his body
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(24)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
When even MSNBC's legal expert thinks the Perry indictment is a fail, and says any reasonable judge will throw it out of court, maybe the case is a crock
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(360)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Microsoft has pulled the link to Windows 8.1, as the update was causing more problems than it was fixing
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(99)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Blind bison looking for new home
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(30)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Many movies are based on true stories. Like Schindler's List, Erin Brockovich, The Blob, InvinciWAIT WHAT?
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(50)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what Popeye would look like after a sex change? Me neither, but you can find out in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(109)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A bag full of cat heads has been found next to a road full of Indian restaurants. Worryingly, we don't know where the rest of the cat went. Or do we?
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(91)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Right wingnut calls Perry indictment an "example of the criminalization of party differences." That's noted right wingnut, legendary defense attorney, and Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz
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(195)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Old South Church in Boston is sending 1000 origami cranes to Ferguson to help. Well unless they have secret, anime-like superweapons stuffed inside their folds, that's really kinda useless in terms of helping Ferguson deal with crooked cops
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(88)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada: Burglars break into home, leave note reminding homeowner to lock his doors
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(91)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tiny lights go out as firefly populations dwindle
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(116)
 
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Latest Microsoft update causing BSoD on Window 7 machines. Microsoft urges everyone to just buy Windows 8 already
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(86)
 
(HypeAngel)
 
 
 
If you have $2 million to blow, this is the kind of pool you can get
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(11)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Sometimes when trying to save a river and its fish, a feather is good for more than a tickle. Old Indian tale ...or something
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Notre Dame administration is shocked, shocked to find out that football players had someone else doing their homework
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(37)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Thanks to Facebook, email, Twitter, and other websites, our minds are too distracted to finish most creative tasks, whether it's reading a book, paying attention to our children, working on that novel, or
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legal analysis of Perry's "indictment" from a former Prosecutor. The indictment was as laughably bare as initially assumed
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(566)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
California police find an illegal marijuana crop growing in a public park, estimate the value at $5 million. Hopefully, that dangerous crop of drugs will be destroyed and the culprits will enjoy the rest of their lives in prison
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(58)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Teamsters no longer tilting at windmills
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(14)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
When they don't know who you are, all you are is black. They don't know that I graduated from college, or that I'm in the NFL. But when they find that out, they want to stop and have a conversation"
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(137)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
British kindergarten teachers brace for new students named Bran, Sandor and Khaleesi
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(52)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(My San Antonio)
 
NewsFlash
 
Rick Perry indicted on one count of abuse of official capacity, coercion of a public servant, and ...oops. I forgot the third
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(783)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
And now a truly historic document. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: The Declaration of Inderpendence
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(157)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It takes a very special kind of douchebag to rob two 12-year-olds running a lemonade stand
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(56)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
With release of major August updates to Windows 8.1 and Internet Explorer, Microsoft declares Patch Tuesday obsolete, humbly asks you to consider one Tuesday per month as "Update Tuesday"
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another product of the American public education system...we can say for certain at least one was left behind
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(28)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
As it turns out, it's kind of a bad idea to insult the people supplying you with ammunition
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(268)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How did $35,000 go missing from bank accounts of four passengers who were aboard Malaysia Airlines MH370? How indeed?
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(60)
 
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man passes out drunk inside his running car at a traffic light with his two year old child in the front seat and his little whiskey bottle buckled safely into the car seat. No word if the whiskey bottle had a family sticker on the rear window
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(22)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Indian city bans kite flying after kite string covered in powdered glass was, ya know, cutting into motorists' necks
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(58)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
University of Texas hires Vince Young to...well, to just kind of hang around, really. Maybe take some recruits to Cheesecake Factory once in a while
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(27)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Many individuals seeking wellness will visit this clinic because it nurtures mind, body and spirit. Farkers will want to stop by because the doctor in charge lets you motorboat her breasts
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero dishes on dishwashers. "Some dishwashers leave behind small bits of food, but many dishwashers produce nice clean dishes"
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought Steve King (R-eally farking stupid) couldn't find a way to inject MORE hate into what's happening in Ferguson, he stepped up to prove you wrong
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(167)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Disney should quit indoctrinating children with its pro-gay agenda and get back to its traditional family value roots, like evil stepmothers and Song of the South
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(189)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man with dwarfism wears a hidden camera to record a day from his perspective. You haven't seen this many crotch shots since the last time Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were on a red carpet together
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(72)
 
(Macgasm)
 
 
 
Macgasm assures readers that a weird Florida story is not just something you find only on FARK
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(2)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 Alcoholism warning signs" Do you often wake up in bed next to a goat? Warning. Do you come home from work and your cat says to you "the shiat you said to me last night" BINGO. Do you often find yourself on Fark? MAYDAY
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(87)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(WCTI 12 New Bern)
 
 
 
When you're pulling a safe full of drugs stolen from a pharmacy behind your car with a rope, it's best not to pass the police car when it slows down
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(17)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The good thing about hurricanes these days? There are so many onshore and offshore windmill developments that energy companies are making a fortune every time one blows through
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(107)
 
(The Grocer (UK))
 
 
 
Soaring world hazelnut prices threatening to turn daily essentials such as Nutella and Ferrero Rocher into once-a-month indulgences
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(20)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Cab industry disrupter Uber accuses other industry disrupter Lyft of disrupting its business
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Case closed after death of caretaker whose DNA was found on 52 100-year-old bottles of stolen whiskey. He always denied drinking it saying it "had floaters in it and all kind of stuff inside the bottle" and was as drinkable as Maker's Mark
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(57)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
NFL sternly reminds all its players that homophobia is totally gay
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(54)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago Teacher's Union head, who calls Rahm Emanuel "Mayor 1%," has a home in Chicago an a condo in Hawaii, and her union salary is $200,000 a year. Remind us again who's the 1% you mouth windbag?
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(123)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Police warn you probably shouldn't smoke it. "They're out of it. They're just totally out of it. They just like walk around looking into space and looking behind them. Their eyes look different. They don't look like us. They look weird"
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(78)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
CIA analyst's study finds intelligence failures leading to 9/11/2001 were basically a repeat from 12/07/1941 and 8/24/1814
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(38)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
WWII Japanese mass breakout from Australian POW camp makes The Great Escape look kinda "meh"
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(74)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Singer Robbie Williams finds tributes to him following his untimely death all over the internet as public confuse him with Robin Williams. Abe Vigoda, who would have been 93 this year, would have sympathized
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(49)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Six months after it disappeared into nowhere, there's still a who-o-ole lot of money to be made by offering to help find Malaysian airliner MH370
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(13)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Design team builds windowless aircraft that looks like it has a transparent skin when you're inside it because you needed your mind absolutely blown today
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CO Republican: Fracking is okay, it's natural for water to burn. 'Indians' used it for warmth
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(156)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robin Williams leaves behind four completed films that are slated to hit theaters within the next 12 months
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(231)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
DNA-sequencing of routine blood tests could find cancer tumors so early they could be removed before they cause any trouble. But technically, still no cure for cancer
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(23)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan switches jobs with reporter at press conference, is glad to see someone else wind up with their foot in their mouth for a change
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(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention valued Timmy's customers: please use the INSTALLED drive-thru window. DO NOT create your own
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(39)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If newspapers describe you as the world's dumbest burglar, they might be on to something (w/ mugshot that kind of makes their case)
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study finds fringe global warming deniers get far more than their share of media attention, greenlit Fark links
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(26)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Gawker Media finds that unmoderated anonymous comments get really graphic, really fast
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(273)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Laundry detergent pods could explode in your child's throat, assuming you were an inattentive enough parent to allow your child to find and swallow a detergent pod
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(87)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to get Atlanta Braves fans really mad? Just try messing up the "A" behind home plate. Right, Bryce Harper?
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(81)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a gallant act of heroism and bravery, John McCain volunteers to be the first soldier to go back to Iraq with his plucky sidekick, Lindsey
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(141)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man charged with theft and child endangerment after shoplifting from a Kohl's and leaving behind the 4 year-old he was supposed to be babysitting
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(12)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Multiple (but unconfirmed) reports indicate that NASCAR driver Tony Stewart intentionally ran over another driver who had gotten out of his vehicle during a race caution. Update: Driver pronounced DOA
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(1206)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 10 comes the Southern-fried awfulness of Boggy Creek II. Mike, Servo, and Crow shred this film about three college students and a professor looking for Bigfoot and end up finding Crenshaw. "Can I borrow a cup of shirt?"
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(13)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not News: Police arrest a naked man on a park bench. News: He's covered in baby oil watching porn. Fark: And leaves behind an outline of his body in oil on the bench
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(29)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Court rules offshore drilling industry can no longer refuse to hire fat guys
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(18)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The casino industry is coming together in a noble, nation-wide effort to teach its patrons that, yes, it's fine to spend your days pissing away money you don't have, but please stop leaving your children locked inside your car while you do
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(26)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Homeland Security official finds out that if a mom agrees to let you have sex with her 13-year-old daughter, it's probably an FBI sting
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(29)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
White dwarfs crashing into neutron stars explain the loneliest supernovae, their inability to find love
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(9)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"According to reports, 56-year-old Jerald L Hill, who was President of the Windermere Baptist Conference Centre in Missouri, posted messages on Craigslist seeking dogs and other animals to have sex with" (mugshot)
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(108)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hilarity is currently ensuing as diamond company drops $20,000 gem from hot air balloon over Britain and says whoever finds it can keep it. "It's probably in a field or up in a tree somewhere," they hint
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(41)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
After finding Lollipop man dead in his home for weeks, Lollipop police investigate but admit they're licked
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(56)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds when celebrities promote charitable causes, it does nothing to raise awareness of the charity but makes the stars more popular with the public
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(8)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cops find steroids after raiding home of a suspiciously muscled man
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(37)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New findings confirm 50-year-old study that drinkers can't tell what beer they're drinking if the labels are removed
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(108)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam is tilting at windmills again
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(43)
 
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
10 best punk rock movies ever. EVER. well....maybe not really. Kind of, sort of
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(69)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Man illegally tries to fly camera drone over Yellowstone Park's Grand Prismatic Spring, winds up in hot water
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
69-year-old Massachusetts man busted for blowing leaves in the nude while several cars slowed down to take pictures. If anyone finds those pics, please don't post here
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA: Blind people should have guns, too
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
One Million Moms is mad as hell about Adult Swim show Black Jesus and just in time to remind us that it starts tonight on Cartoon Network
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
MOVIE PRODUCER: "I've got it--a heist movie, where the heroes dress up as Indian chiefs with headdresses to steal twenty tons of copper." WRITER: "That's the stupidest idea I've heard, no one's going to believe that could happen"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Elaborate Nigerian weddings threaten to overtake wire fraud as country's most lucrative industry
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Hanson unlikely to get behind latest American Apparel back-to-school campaign. (Slightly Not safe for work)
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Wed August 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Skeptic group doubts ebola really exists. In their defense, they're skeptics, doubting is kinda their thing
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
You know you're a hoarder when it takes 3 years to find all the dead family members in your home
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Train commuters get together and push aside a train to free a passenger who didn't mind the gap
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(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Fun facts about Swiss cheese: The holes are called "eyes." Swiss cheese without the holes is called "blind." And our favorite, trying to steal four huge pieces of Swiss cheese by stuffing them down your pant legs, well, that's called illegal
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