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Headlines matching 'Ima'

Thu May 23, 2013

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		Florida vigilante justice: Woman is accused of etching image of male genitalia on stranger's SUV at supermarket after SUV's driver failed to stop for pedestrians. Fark bonus: Vandal also left explanatory Post-it note on windshield source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(30)
		Fark Philly Up - Spend the day in Philly taunting animals and ringing bells, or meet us at night for a couple drinks. Saturday, July 20th at Oscar's. - 2 Month Countdown source: fark.com \| share:	(172)
		Doodle 4 Google's national winner. A very compelling, very moving image from a young artist. Never knew the tubes could get quite this dusty source: google.com \| share:	(93)

		Teen wins contest by producing blandest, most sterile cursive writing imaginable source: fox2now.com \| share:	(172)

Wed May 22, 2013

		Imaginative plumber builds the world's fastest fully-functioning toilet that can doo doo 55mph - still trying figure out what's squirting out the exhaust source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(36)
		Exports, completely legitimate businessmen to spur Italian recovery in 2014 source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(4)
		11 terrifying images of old Soviet playgrounds source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	(42)
		Reid mulls "nuclear-style" filibuster reform for nominations. And much like the Cold War, there will be a lot of talk and fear that both sides will do something terrible, but ultimately nothing will ever come of this source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(34)

		Obligatory before and after images of Moore, OK source: photoblog.nbcnews.com \| share:	(159)

Tue May 21, 2013

Licensed volunteer wildlife rehabilitators help nurse animals back to health so they can reenter the wild and OH MY GOD BABY FOXES AND RACOONS

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Mon May 20, 2013

Men with iron bar rob UK delivery van. Inanimate carbon rod vows to bring the perps to justice. In rod we trust

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Sun May 19, 2013

Candidates in heated 3-way primary race for the position of county prothonotary spend most of their campaigns explaining to voters what the farking hell a prothonotary is

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Fri May 17, 2013

		"A large, bear-like animal, most likely a bear, has wandered down from the hill in search of food or perhaps employment" source: myfoxtampabay.com \| share:	(53)
		Regarding some 4,000 academic papers published in the last 20 years, 97.1% conclude that human activity is responsible for climate change source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(548)
		Publishers are over-estimating the number of pirated games from the department of no Shiat, Sherlock source: gamespot.com \| share:	(120)
		Pentagon estimates that only one in four of today's 18-year-olds are fit for military service. The other three have finally achieved what their grandfathers from the Vietnam generation could only dream about source: money.cnn.com \| share:	(73)
		New thermal imaging footage clearing shows Bigfoot in New Mexico, providing Republicans with further proof he's in this country illegally source: hoaxandconspiracyvideos.com \| share:	(24)

Thu May 16, 2013

(Some Guy)		In a scorcher of a decision, the Supreme Court handed down a decision offering some clarification on the primacy of plans under ERISA, but left unclear the interpretation of the "equitable relief" provision and, uh, oh, god, this is dull source: about.bloomberglaw.com \| share:	(37)
		3-D imaging shows caterpillar becoming butterfly source: io9.com \| share:	(22)

Wed May 15, 2013

		Meanwhile, in China (Possibly Not safe for work images below article comments) source: en.rocketnews24.com \| share:	(108)
		Activist distributes Abercrombie & Fitch clothes to the homeless in Los Angeles to protest the CEO's "cool kids" comment and ruin the brand's image source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(133)
		Muslim imam urges "spiritual warfare" to impose religious values on British government. And by "British" I mean "American" and by "Muslim imam" I mean "Michele Bachmann" source: rawstory.com \| share:	(158)
		Writer who had never seen any Star Trek decides to watch every episode and every movie to see what the fuss is about. Conclusion? It's awesome, and thank god the animated series isn't canon source: slate.com \| share:	(180)

Tue May 14, 2013

		Scary: Your home slowly sinking under the ocean due to climate change. Scarier: The possibility that Al Gore may use you to make another movie source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(165)
		ProPublica: The IRS unit that went fishing in conservative groups' business also sent us a whole mess of confidential documents from those groups. Lately it's been more difficult to reach the IRS for comment, though. Can't imagine why source: propublica.org \| share:	(36)

Mon May 13, 2013

(Some Guy)

Jesus has returned...to endorse a candidate in the North Miami mayoral primary

source: miamiherald.typepad.com | share:

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Sat May 11, 2013

		Comedian Stewart Lee breaks down the 'It's just a joke' defence, stomps on it, piddles on it, and inserts a clockwork up its bum to animate it like a Mechanical Turk so he can continue to ridicule it. (Yes, some Not Safe For Work language) source: youtube.com \| share:	(45)
		Meet the man who built the ultimate real-life Transformers costume source: geeksaresexy.net \| share:	(23)
		It's Mother's Day weekend, so here's the heartwarming Zombie Nightmare from MST3K season 6, where a mother's grief at the death of her son sees her ask a voodoo priestess to reanimate him to punish his killers. "Larry Mondello, as the Babe" source: youtube.com \| share:	(8)

Fri May 10, 2013

Nothing to see here, just 40 pictures of delectable food photography. Are you hungry yet? (some possibly Not safe for work images on sidebar & bottom of page)

source: thechive.com | share:

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Thu May 09, 2013

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse was forced to explain to his colleagues why God can't stop climate change. Next on his agenda: breaking the news about Santa Claus

source: opposingviews.com | share:

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Wed May 08, 2013

		Spoiler-Free review of Neil Gaiman's Nightmare In Silver. Don't expect The Doctor's Wife 2 source: denofgeek.com \| share:	(46)
		Meet William Hornaday, who after spending the first part of his life traveling the globe and killing just about every exotic animal he could find, helped found the American conservation and environmentalist movements source: slate.com \| share:	(138)
		Think of all the things you imagine a cleaning woman might find in an 18-year-old male's room. An IED probably wasn't on your list source: newser.com \| share:	(77)
		Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli, whose previous political goals have primarily focused on women's body control, the repeal of Obamacare, and ensuring proper daily dosages of Jesus, discovers tax cuts source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(16)

Tue May 07, 2013

Spock vs Spock: the ultimate car commercial

source: io9.com | share:

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Mon May 06, 2013

Fresh from their thrilling production of King Richard III in a Car Park, archaeologists have tried to strike while the iron is hot with Julius Caesar ... in a Car Park. Theatre critics whine that their newest work is unimaginative and derivative

source: sciencedaily.com | share:

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Sun May 05, 2013

Finally, a guide to preventing the ultimate social faux pas: How to properly dip a chip without breaking it off inside the bowl

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Sat May 04, 2013

		Today's cute animals rescued from neglect by a hoarder: Pot-bellied pigs source: wtkr.com \| share:	(30)
		It's always fun to teleport to an alternate reality and imagine what it would be like if Stephen Curry had been drafted by the Phoenix Suns source: azcentral.com \| share:	(19)
		"Winners" of the Ultimate Redneck Wedding chauffered via port-a-potty, riding mower & celebrate with RC Cola & Twinkies in lieu of Wedding Cake. Moonpies might be fresher source: lakecityreporter.com \| share:	(21)

Fri May 03, 2013

		How space exploration was imagined before Sputnik source: space.io9.com \| share:	(152)
		Kodak set to emerge from bankruptcy after officials agree that getting out of photography was the only way to do away with their negative image source: businessweek.com \| share:	(17)
		If science finds a way to give us superpowers, will we use them for good or for evil? Or will it be both? And will Florida decimate their state because they insist on wearing capes? source: slate.com \| share:	(69)
		Guy records his drunk wife attempting to tell a joke and animates it source: vimeo.com \| share:	(36)

Thu May 02, 2013

		Have you been wondering how that thermal imaging camera was able to show the Boston bomber so clearly through the boat cover? I'm glad you asked source: popsci.com \| share:	(60)
		Study: Belief in the Biblical End Times is stifling progress on combating climate change, thereby bringing about the End Times source: rawstory.com \| share:	(103)
		Next time you complain about how small your cubicle is or how the office copier keeps jamming, think about these guys who are paving a highway through the Himalayan Mountains using just trucks and shovels source: environmentalgraffiti.com \| share:	(51)
		Amanda Bynes shows off her insane body (some images might be Not safe for work) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(194)

Wed May 01, 2013

		The ultimate goal of the $300 million Wrigley Field renovation is to "make the stadium old" source: chicagotribune.com \| share:	(46)
		House Moonbat Caucus, led by Barbara Lee (D-Berkeley): Climate change causes prostitution, especially when Guam flips upside down source: latimes.com \| share:	(88)
		Time Warner beats estimates on news they apparently don't suck as hard as Kabletown source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(2)
		FARK's favorite Taiwanese animators finally lose faith in Tim Tebow source: youtube.com \| share:	(14)

Tue April 30, 2013

		Pouts and grimaces, and Mike Farrell has really let himself go. It's this week's edition of the Mugshot Roundup source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	(96)
		Mall workers create the ultimate domino effect b/c what else are they supposed to do source: wlac.com \| share:	(24)
		Lawsuit cites 18 anonymous people who posted that BRIAN BURKE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A REPORTER AND FATHERED AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD for defamation because it's not true that BRIAN BURKE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A REPORTER AND FATHERED AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD source: thestar.com \| share:	(51)
		Man starts petition to remove the memorial image of Confederate leaders carved into Stone Mountain, criticizing the image for honoring slave owners. Presumably his next target should be Mount Rushmore, which also honors two slave owners source: 11alive.com \| share:	(269)
		Will Markey get Lynched? Will Gomey beat out Sully or will Winslow mess with everyone? This is your MA Senate primary fight thread....because it's election day somewhere and who doesn't love an election? source: politico.com \| share:	(31)

Mon April 29, 2013

		The 2011 Somali famine killed an estimated 260,000 people, half of them age 5 and under .... Hold on Tom, we're getting word that Jennifer Aniston is helping Will Forte get through a bad breakup source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(124)
		No, 28,000 rivers in China did not simply vanish. It's due to statistical discrepancies and climate change. Yeah, climate change - that's the ticket source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(41)
		Brad "The Animal" Lesley, MLB pitcher/wildman who later starred on Japanese TV for "MXC" and in Hollywood for "Little Big League" and "Space Jam," is dead at 54 of kidney failure source: tmz.com \| share:	(11)
		NJ Gov Chris Christie, who apparently decided he doesn't want to win a single GOP presidential primary in 2016, said Sunday that "Obama has kept every promise he made" to NJ regarding Hurricane Sandy aid and recovery efforts source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(70)
		The image of US residents as poorly educated, mouth-breathing hillbillies is growing because that's how we keep presenting ourselves repeatedly in reality TV shows source: dailygamecock.com \| share:	(52)
		17 things you probably didn't know about The Wizard Of Oz, since producers never imagined we'd be able to play a scene over and over to see the little details source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(13)
		A welcome mat. Unexploded ordnance. Stuffed animals. Medical waste. A boogie board. Fake flowers source: nj.com \| share:	(21)

Sun April 28, 2013

		Massive explosion rocks Detroit. Officials estimate the blast caused $50 million in improvements source: digitaljournal.com \| share:	(97)
		California is considering a statewide ban on lead bullets because they're harmful to humans and animals. Well, duh source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(289)
		If you're going to cheat on your SO, it might as well be with Miss BumBum. Because of dat ass (some Not safe for work images in article) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(109)
		25 animated GIFs of Sofia Vergara's assets. And the rest of her. Giggity source: coed.com \| share:	(84)
		% global_warming \| FoxNews climate_change source: slate.com \| share:	(135)
		Taylor Swift buys $17 million mansion with cash, proves that there is indeed a sucker born every minute and you'll never go broke underestimating the taste of the American public source: tmz.com \| share:	(83)

Sat April 27, 2013

From the "headlines that write themselves" file: Congress finds it hard to let Federal Helium Program run out of gas, as one Congressman comments, "Imagine a world without balloons"

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Fri April 26, 2013

		"Reimagined" Disney cruise ship to include Marvel's Avengers Academy (with pic) source: disneyparks.disney.go.com \| share:	(22)
		Todd Akin: "I've relived legitimate rape many times" Hopefully you've got the ability to stop yourself from getting pregnant then source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(184)
		Final warning: stocks set to collapse tomorrow on inaccurate Q1 GDP estimates. Forecasts average 3.2%. Reality is zero growth. Investors will crowd the exits in a mass panic source: cnbc.com \| share:	(47)

Thu April 25, 2013

Imagine the world warmer, by around 2-3 degrees C. CO2 levels are rising above present levels. A vision of our future climate? Perhaps, but this is Earth in a period of our planet's history known as the Pliocene

source: bbc.com | share:

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Wed April 24, 2013

Six animals that science has discovered can dance better than most white guys

source: theweek.com | share:

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Tue April 23, 2013

Hubble image of that Comet that shall wipe out life on Earth in December 2013

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Mon April 22, 2013

		Tamerlan's "best friend" and two others were the victims of an unsolved murder in 2011 (Graphic/Not safe for work images on article page) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(115)
		Facebook is serving images in Google's WebP format, drawing ire from users who like to steal selfies source: news.cnet.com \| share:	(48)
		Internet advertising alliance pops up out of nowhere, unveils task force charged with fighting bogus publishers and shady bots that are tarnishing image of Internet advertising. Keep punching that monkey source: adweek.com \| share:	(9)

Sat April 20, 2013

		Today is 'National Lima Bean Respect Day' source: foodbeast.com \| share:	(61)
		Makes Me Want To Holler, Throw Up Both My Hands: A collection of images from the streets and neighborhoods in and around Boston source: imgur.com \| share:	(10)

Fri April 19, 2013

Thu April 18, 2013

		Look, I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why Rep Mike Rogers, the primary driver for CISPA, neglected to mention the big payday his wife's former cybersecurity defense contracting company stands to receive if the Bill passes source: techdirt.com \| share:	(57)
		Dayton Air Show wanted to "re-enact" Hiroshima, some people had a problem with that source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(149)

Wed April 17, 2013

		What's stranger: The fact that some unhappy costumers tossed a dead groundhog and a grouse into a small-town bar, or the fact that the local police chief says the use of dead animals in this fashion is fairly common source: kansas.com \| share:	(32)
		Got $2.4M? Want a zoo including 'more than $1 million worth of "exotic animals" '? No problem source: courierpostonline.com \| share:	(29)

Tue April 16, 2013

		Actor who played Admiral Motti, Darth Vader's first force-choke victim in Star Wars, apparently underestimated the power of the force source: tmz.com \| share:	(60)
		Today is Nat'l Library Workers Day, which of course means Nat'l Hot Librarian Glasses Image Search Day source: google.com \| share:	(63)

Mon April 15, 2013

Cyanide and Happiness is doing animation -- Link goes to an example

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Sun April 14, 2013

		Maria Tallchief, one of America's first great prima ballerinas and an Osage Indian, dead at 88 source: sfgate.com \| share:	(16)
		WTF Google Maps (possibly Not safe for work and/or graphic image) source: maps.google.com \| share:	(90)

Fri April 12, 2013

DreamWorks Animation to troll moviegoers in 2015

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Thu April 11, 2013

		Climate-friendly refrigerant is more deadly than hydrogen cyanide and will BURN YOUR FACE OFF source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(157)
		Florida man hopes to get intimate with women with no strings attached source: dailydot.com \| share:	(42)

Wed April 10, 2013

		Scientific genius, Rep. Joe Barton: "I would point out that if you're a believer in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an example of climate change, and that certainly wasn't because mankind had overdeveloped hydrocarbon energy" source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(170)
		How animals eat their food. Apparently there is much more to head butting than previously thought source: youtube.com \| share:	(21)

Tue April 09, 2013

		Smoking hot 36-year-old primary school teacher arrested for sex with student. Just kidding, she quits her day job to become a full-time pole dancer (w/pics) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(109)
		NJ welcomes its first professional Ultimate frisbee team, the NJ Hammerh... wait, did that just say "professional Ultimate frisbee"? source: nj.com \| share:	(52)
		I shall call it... well I'm not going to call it Fukushima 2, that's for sure source: knoxnews.com \| share:	(19)
		NH man busted in Maine for 41 pounds of illegal baby eels, with an estimated street value of $82,000 source: wgme.com \| share:	(49)

Mon April 08, 2013

Finally, the ultimate playset for your action figures: a scale toilet designed for 12" toys

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Sat April 06, 2013

		China's survey of its water resources finds that more than half of its estimated 50,000 rivers are missing. WARNING: If you see a Chinese river, do not attempt to dam it. They are considered heavily toxic, armed and dangerous source: treehugger.com \| share:	(42)
		Lando Calrissian turns 76. That's smooth, baby (Some Not safe for work images below article) source: dlisted.com \| share:	(22)
		It's the NCAA Final Four Let's do this. Louisville vs Wichita St approximately NOW, then Michigan vs Syracuse later source: cbssports.com \| share:	(548)
		You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Bikini Photo Op source: nymag.com \| share:	(31)
		Brain scans can reveal the visual images that people see while they are asleep. This is very bad news for married men source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(47)
		Hallmark Channel announces new Kitten Bowl to compete against traditional Puppy Bowl programming next year. Animal Planet responds they aren't surprised by copy cats source: insidetv.ew.com \| share:	(65)

Fri April 05, 2013

Thu April 04, 2013

		Imagine having this family for inlaws: a Google Senior VP, a Stanford Physics Professor, a UCSF Pediatrics Professor, a Time Magazine "Invention of the Year" founder, and an award-winning teacher. But one son-in-law is doing ok--he co-founded Google source: paloalto.patch.com \| share:	(29)
		Thanks to Stephen Colbert, here is an image you will never be able to unsee: The Supremes are all wearing matching bridesmaid dresses source: alternet.org \| share:	(35)
		One naked man, some floating logs, a river full of crocodiles and a bet, what could possibly go wrong? (Image might be Not Safe For Work if you work in a really uptight office) source: ntnews.com.au \| share:	(18)
		Feds push new meat labels that will tell consumers where animals were born, raised and slaughtered. Your hamburger is Bess4815162342, born and raised in factory farm 3F127, and died a natural death by stun gun 12 days ago. Enjoy your meal source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(47)
		Trenton, NJ city councilwoman finds out the hard way the "blue waffle" internet meme. WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THIS AT WORK OR IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY OR AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY source: nj.com \| share:	(111)

Wed April 03, 2013

		American-style supersizing of Japan is in process, as restaurants and retailers offer biggie-sized versions of yakitori, bento, and steaks for minimal increase in price source: the-japan-news.com \| share:	(13)
		The coolest animation you'll see of the Mars rover's parachute flapping in the wind you'll see, probably ever source: slate.com \| share:	(10)
		Online Dating Horror Story 1,043; San Dimas guy tries to impress chick on their first date by crashing into car ahead of them & attacking the driver...who bearhugs guy, then lets him go source: dailybulletin.com \| share:	(83)

Tue April 02, 2013

		Obama's family is always photogenic, first dog Bo is always well-behaved and the vegetables in the South Lawn garden always seem succulent. How Obama is blocking out reporters so he can exercise ultimate control of his public image source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(167)
		Dancing sea lion proves animals can keep a beat. Rapping penguin to prove white guys still can't dance source: natureworldnews.com \| share:	(10)
		Senator Casey (D-PAbulous) joins the growing ranks of those swelling with pride in support of gay marriage. Thank god this didn't climax early source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(54)
		Next two iPhones may have been designed under Steve Jobs. I can't imagine what they smell like at this point source: news.cnet.com \| share:	(60)
		April 1: Bill Nye convinces Congress that Climate Change and evolution are realities. Not April 1: Bill Nye the Science Guy convinces Congress to restore funding for planetary exploration. Hero trumps cool source: planetary.org \| share:	(57)

Mon April 01, 2013

Latest teenage girl image obsession: Sharp knees

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Sun March 31, 2013

Photoshop this image of Kim Jong Un checking out North Korea's latest technological terror

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Fri March 29, 2013

		Apparently really going for that "rebel Pope" image, Pope Francis breaks Church law and washes the feet of gasp GIRLS on during Holy Thursday services. No word on when he's replacing the Popemobile with a Harley source: world.time.com \| share:	(149)
		Note to Speaker Boehner: If you're gonna call Lincoln's image by quoting him to make a point, omitting part of the quote because you don't like it is foolish, as we will always find out source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(39)
		Photoshop Theme: Give us a PARTIAL view of an image, then surprise us with the WHOLE IMAGE. LGT sample source: wickedfish.smugmug.com \| share:	(28)

Thu March 28, 2013

		Although it means you aren't very good at your job, you are truly a hardcore animal smuggler if you get caught smuggling more than 10-percent of an entire species of turtles source: treehugger.com \| share:	(11)
		Google Street View allows you to tour the city of Namie, Japan, abandoned after the Fukushima nuclear accident. The Earth abides source: science.nbcnews.com \| share:	(44)

Wed March 27, 2013

		Footage of one of the last tank battles of World War 2 on the Western front. Warning - some graphic images source: youtube.com \| share:	(61)
		After studying the behavior of wild pack animals, scientists can now predict with 99% accuracy where gang fights will occur source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(86)

Tue March 26, 2013

		Ultimate Band Riders: Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake Hire Cigar Rolling Expert for Backstage ''Gentleman's Club'' source: contactmusic.com \| share:	(64)
		You could get a good view of Niagara Falls by going over it in a barrel, but wouldn't you rather take the drone's images instead? source: vimeo.com \| share:	(26)

Mon March 25, 2013

		Is 3D printing the secret weapon our world needs to combat climate change? source: motherjones.com \| share:	(76)
		The ultimate fallout from yesterday's Grand Prix? One of the most respected and well liked drivers may have raced his last F1 race source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(83)

Sun March 24, 2013

		How will The Governor deal with Andrea's betrayal? Will Michonne finally get a chance to unleash her fury? Will Carl kill again? It's the penultimate episode of The Walking Dead season 3, and this is your discussion thread, 9PM ET on AMC source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(482)
		Papers link top China university to army 'hacking' unit - confirmed by satellite images of nearby dumpsters filled with empty Mountain Lew bottles and Choutos bags source: phys.org \| share:	(41)
		Vancouver woman demands removal of museum's whale bone porn collection. In other news, there's whale bone porn (Not safe for work images) source: news.nationalpost.com \| share:	(96)

Sat March 23, 2013

Fri March 22, 2013

		Ashton Kutcher thinks people underestimate his intellect source: tv.yahoo.com \| share:	(48)
		24 images that will make your miserable, decrepit and pointless life have some meaning again source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(69)
		Rep. Paul Broun wants you to know what a tough guy he is for killing and eating exotic animals. Are you impressed yet? source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(138)
		Good news: The climate "hockey stick" is a misnomer. Bad news: It should actually be the climate "reaper scythe." EVERYBODY PANIC source: scienceblogs.com \| share:	(221)
		Days before the Michigan GOP primary, Gingrich and Santorum were about to launch a 'unity ticket' to destroy Romney. Why was it scrapped? Because neither could agree on whose name went first source: businessweek.com \| share:	(82)
		Neil Gaiman to bring his character Angela to Marvel Comics. Fanboys confused as to whether their slavish love and devotion to Gaiman trumps their hate for 1990s Image Comics source: miamiherald.com \| share:	(52)

Thu March 21, 2013

		Two modern-day Thelma & Louise steal eight cases of beer and lead police on a high speed chase, ultimately jumping a curb at 70 miles an hour to get into a construction zone. Bonus: Thelma & Louise mugshots source: khou.com \| share:	(64)
		PETA - Proudly Euthanizing Thousands of Animals source: vi.virginia.gov \| share:	(297)
		Theme of Farktography Contest No. 411: "Silhouettes 2: Inanimate Silhouettes". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.net \| share:	(96)

Wed March 20, 2013

(Animal Rescuers)	I already posted one charity thread today, and I don't want to push my luck, but I just found out that a friend's store was broken into last night and all the donations she'd been collecting for an animal shelter were stolen. DIT source: ruffliferescue.net \| share:	(44)
	Radioactive rat blamed for latest Fukushima power outage. Japanese officials send in radioactive cats to deal with situation, put radioactive dogs on standby source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(72)
	The House Science, Space and Technology Committee names climate science denier as new chairman. What's next, Michelle Bachmann head of the Intelligence Committee? source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(127)
	Fish brains, fish brains, individually imaged neurons fish brains source: science.slashdot.org \| share:	(11)

Tue March 19, 2013

	US flying B-52s over Korea. Psy last seen mounting up his imaginary cavalry source: scmp.com \| share:	(121)
	This toaster solves the non-existent problem of burning a low resolution news image onto a piece of bread every morning so you can have your news and eat it too source: slyoyster.com \| share:	(48)
(Challenge Day)	This probably won't get greenlit... However.... "Be the Change" ...Imagine a world where everyone feels safe, loved and celebrated source: challengeday.org \| share:	(10)

Mon March 18, 2013

		Short-lived, long-forgotten 1980s sci-fi TV show is born again. Still no word on a return for Manimal source: io9.com \| share:	(137)
		Season 3 of Game of Thrones will have the ultimate enemy: bears source: kotaku.com \| share:	(97)
		Video mash-up imagines world where Pope is two hours late for first address source: shortlist.com \| share:	(2)
		Problem: Farm animals are being abused while being taken to slaughter, do you A. Impose higher standards for animal welfare B. Prosecute those responsible for animal abuse or C. Make it illegal to record videos at the slaughterhouse source: foxnews.com \| share:	(159)

Sun March 17, 2013

No, the world isn't getting warmer. The Daily Mail reveals the official data that's making scientists suddenly change their minds about climate doom

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Sat March 16, 2013

		Imagine being a hamster on this wheel source: youtube.com \| share:	(43)
		The top 10 celebrities who also happen to look like animals. Why yes, Sarah Jessica-Parker and Nikki Minaj are both on the list source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(31)

Fri March 15, 2013

		Now that the smoke has cleared, FARK's favorite Taiwanese animators give their thoughts about the selection of the new Pope source: youtube.com \| share:	(13)
		Haha, suck it Animal Kingdom. Humans rule, you drool. Well, more than you already do source: slate.com \| share:	(22)
		"When the animal died, Kmart asked that a second shark be brought on set, but the production company refused and replaced the animal with an animatronic hippopotamus" source: latimesblogs.latimes.com \| share:	(34)

Thu March 14, 2013

For the IT guys at your company who right now are stressing out over the legitimate fears that next Monday at approximately 9:06 a.m. the entire network is going to come crashing down, March Madness means something completely different

source: mnn.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

Image of Jesus appears on car's windshield. Must have been a Christler

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

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Tue March 12, 2013

Lizards and snakes can be found at the Florida Capitol building today. Also, some animals are on display

source: wctv.tv | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

		Is it humane to bring Grumpy Cat and other Internet famous animals on publicity tours? Does all the exploitation and camera flashes make them grumpy? source: gothamist.com \| share:	(111)
		Not News: Old Farker complains about patent trolls and DRM. Fark: Makes rant into an animated musical short film for kids source: youtube.com \| share:	(44)
		Jake Gyllenhaal is dating 22-year-old model Emily DiDonato. An older actor dating a younger model, you say? Why I simply won't believe it until I see it with my very eyes (article contains some possibly Not safe for work images) source: celebslam.celebuzz.com \| share:	(97)
		Fukushima will make Japan stronger, says prime minister, because that's what super powers do source: worldnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(49)

Sun March 10, 2013

		Woman suing church for refusing to put a headstone with images of a deer, dog, color logos of NASCAR and the Indianapolis Colts on her husband's grave source: wlky.com \| share:	(70)
		After 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river, officials state there is no evidence of an animal epidemic. Except, of course, the 900 DEAD PIGS FOUND FLOATING IN THE RIVER source: sfgate.com \| share:	(79)
		'The Matrix' in one hot animated minute source: nextmovie.com \| share:	(10)
		Some particles like matter, some like antimatter, but over at the LHC they've found some that swing both ways source: phys.org \| share:	(14)
		Self-taught photographer Mike Brodie rode with America's impoverished youth for thousands of miles on freight trains. Beautiful images provide portrait of curious sub-culture which remains alive a century after it came to prominence source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(115)

Sat March 09, 2013

		The giant salamander devours its food with the second-most-intense suction in the animal kingdom behind only your mom source: news.sciencemag.org \| share:	(10)
		Remember to set your clocks forward an hour today, because if you don't you're going to look like the world's most foolish time traveler. San Dimas High School football RULES source: orlandosentinel.com \| share:	(64)
		A tribute to long-dead Leon Schlesinger and Edward Selzer, Warner Brothers' top "Looney Tunes" producers who enabled the WB animators, writers and actors to do their magic. That's all, folks source: cartoonresearch.com \| share:	(26)

Fri March 08, 2013

		You want to see the handwritten ultimatum Jack Kerouac sent his publisher of "On The Road"? Well, here it is on a postcard source: gothamist.com \| share:	(35)
		Baltimore tries to change its violent, drunken image - just in time for St. Patrick's Day source: baltimoresun.com \| share:	(54)
		Inside Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant two years after the earthquake and tsunami source: worldnews.nbcnews.com \| share:	(51)
		The shattered truce between North and South Korea is the primary focus of both na...wait, reports are coming in that Electronic Arts did not, I repeat DID NOT install servers in Asia to handle the release of Sim City. God help us all source: kotaku.com \| share:	(142)
		How's this for a video two-fer: "Breaking Bad" and "The Walking Dead" re-imagined as 1990s network shows source: youtube.com \| share:	(15)
		Fukushima tsunami survivors call on exorcists to banish demons. "People were killed in so many different ways during the disaster and they were left like that in limbo. So it takes a heavy toll on us, we see them as they were when they died" source: reuters.com \| share:	(46)

Thu March 07, 2013

		They Might Be Giants and their continued quest to expose the "ultimate truths" of music source: avclub.com \| share:	(41)
		Animals that don't give a fark about their disabilities; proving once again on how Fark needs a badass tag source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(76)

Wed March 06, 2013

		The optimal coding indentation style? Easy. Tabs that are 84% soft and 3.3 columns wide source: itworld.com \| share:	(59)
		Each time Intel tries to strike down x86, it becomes more powerful than it could ever imagine source: itworld.com \| share:	(43)

Tue March 05, 2013

Flashback: HBO Animation from the 80's... Arcade Attack

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(39)

Mon March 04, 2013

Imagine Borat watching the Shahs of Sunset reunion show: "the gay man is accused the fat boy of taking the pills... is nice"

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Sun March 03, 2013

Fark's favorite Taiwanese animators look at the NASCAR incident at Daytona

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(13)

Sat March 02, 2013

		Financial graphics firm produces preachy full-length animated movie about silver-hoarding heroes who take down the Fed. SOMEBODY GET RIFFTRAX ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW source: trailers.apple.com \| share:	(38)
		One of the Fukushima fifty finally breaks the silence and tells his story source: independent.co.uk \| share:	(48)

Fri March 01, 2013

		Fark: Your 3-year-old child is found wandering around naked outside and another 3-year-old naked and unsupervised inside. Holy Fark: Police found your 22-month-old daughter locked in an animal crate source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(114)
		Animal shelter seeks home for 37-lb cat named Biscuit. Comes with type-2 diabetes, 9 lives, and 12 chins source: stltoday.com \| share:	(32)
		JC Penney hopes to restore its image by hiring the marketing genius behind New Coke source: businessinsider.com \| share:	(30)
		Florida man ruins the state's image by helping rescue baby chicks from storm drain while frantic mother hen watches (with video) source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(53)

Thu February 28, 2013

"The level of enmity and distrust here between Democrats and Republicans is as deep as it has been in a long time -- and both sides are in danger of underestimating the other's willingness to let destructive things happen to the country"

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Wed February 27, 2013

		The news: Animal rights activist accused of trying to hire a hit man to kill someone wearing fur is too crazy to stand trial. The fark: We'll just her go source: cleveland.com \| share:	(100)
		"Swimmer mauled to death by Great White Shark in front of hundreds of tourists on New Zealand beach as armed police opened fire on the animal at least 20 times." Sonofabiatch. Landshark source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(133)

Tue February 26, 2013

		Twenty-six classic video game locations in one lovely animation. You can name them all but our princess is in another castle source: kotaku.com \| share:	(18)
		The latest boycott for Morrissey's Animal Husbandry Tour: Jimmy Kimmel Show. Reason stated: Other guests include Serial Killers. Fark: Of ducks source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(33)
		Employees at animation studio hosting interactive online event for kids witness child abuse. Now on a mission to help abused kids reach out for help through interactive characters source: wfaa.com \| share:	(253)
		If financial problems are hindering your ability to buy food for your animals, consider Pet Food Stamps source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(58)

Mon February 25, 2013

If the climate continues to worsen, outdoor workers will need twice as many breaks by 2050 due to heat stress say scientists, completely ignoring the fact we'll have giant robots to do all our work for us by then

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(115)

Sat February 23, 2013

		If Republicans strike Ashley Judd down, she will become more powerful than they can possibly imagine source: salon.com \| share:	(284)
		Man charged with felonious "polluting to harm humans, animals, plants." His crime? Releasing a dozen helium-filled balloons source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(171)
		"The raising of that flag on Suribachi means a Marine Corps for the next five hundred years." Have a good Iwo Jima Day everyone source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	(83)

Thu February 21, 2013

		Couple that left poodle in such filthy conditions that "Its eyes were shut with feces. It couldn't walk. It couldn't eat" plead not guilty to animal cruelty source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	(68)
		Prince takes job as reporter for Entertainment Tonight. And I'll be damned if he isn't the spitting image of his father. Well, after his father turned into a white lesbian source: newsfeed.time.com \| share:	(41)

Wed February 20, 2013

Please enjoy this music video made entirely from stock footage. Because every video needs a bride on a horse (Some not safe for work images)

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Tue February 19, 2013

		Help a Farker finish his TV pilot: a thoughtful drama about family and loss ... oh, and it's an animated fantasy adventure with pirate animals source: kickstarter.com \| share:	(21)
		Kansas requires teachers to lie about catastrophic climate change, Fark to create a Brownbackistan tag source: thinkprogress.org \| share:	(212)
		Colorado lawmaker apologizes for using word "rape" in illegitimate context source: denverpost.com \| share:	(50)
		Harmful radioactive material stolen from the back of a van. Police are on the lookout for a DeLorean traveling approximately 88 miles per hour source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(24)
		Everyone knows airplanes often get struck by lightning, and are designed so strikes will have minimal impact. Except the F-35 Lightning II, which can't fly within 25 miles of any storms because the fuel tank might explode source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(66)

Mon February 18, 2013

Political reporter wins top journalism reward for breaking story about "47%" remarks by man who ultimately didn't win anything

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(67)

Sun February 17, 2013

		"As we re-imagine the role of the president, is there a case to be made for a direct, open-source presidency that we might all participate in?" source: npr.org \| share:	(147)
		Kate Gosselin and Kendra Wilkinson to kick off this season's Celebrity Wife Swap. Absent from the episode, Kate Gosselin's imaginary husband and celebrities source: marquee.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(44)

Sat February 16, 2013

	Meet the man who blurs offensive and private imagery on COPS, from faces to name brand t-shirts to...chihuahuas? source: insidetv.ew.com \| share:	(22)
(Some Confused Pastafarian)	"Amphibians, reptiles, (cold-blooded animals) and shellfish are permitted" to be eaten during Lent? Leviticus 9:12: "Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you." IT'S A TRAP source: catholicnewsagency.com \| share:	(157)
	It's about time. Landmark Doctor Who story 'The Tenth Planet' finally coming to DVD with animated fourth episode source: doctorwho.tv \| share:	(24)

Thu February 14, 2013

		Car detailer finds an envelope with $1200 cash in a car he's cleaning and promptly returns it to its rightful owner, whose reaction proves him to be the biggest douchebag imaginable source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(304)
		Man rejected in his bid to become the "Kanye West" of animal trainers tries to steal the biggest walrus of all time. OF ALL TIME source: cnews.canoe.ca \| share:	(15)

Wed February 13, 2013

Republicans were seeking an image reboot, a new face that would be both more positive and less strident, youthful and multicultural but also quietly constructive and respectful. Then there was Ted Nugent

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Tue February 12, 2013

		Semin explodes all over Islanders as his quest for 200 goals climaxes in New York source: scores.espn.go.com \| share:	(15)
		No-legged boy doesn't want any birthday presents this year. Instead, he ask that you donate to the animal shelter that provided him with his three-legged dog source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	(29)
		We have here runes, fossilized animal excrement, devil worship, privateers, and a witch doctor named Waktu Lemak - in short, we have a typical Tuesday in the Telegraph obituary section source: telegraph.co.uk \| share:	(6)
		Need your car repaired? Get an estimate. Need your roof replaced? Get an estimate. Need your hip replaced? Good luck getting an estimate...or even a ballpark figure source: minnesota.publicradio.org \| share:	(31)

Mon February 11, 2013

		Huntsman calls Rove's primary plan "yesterday's ballgame", last week's world cup, last decade's superbowl, last century's shell game. It's a tired and useless thing, is what he's getting at, I guess source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(39)
		Famous wildlife expert David Attenborough "accused of snubbing gay animals" source: lep.co.uk \| share:	(95)

Sun February 10, 2013

		Wait, what? The Grinch is getting an animated reboot? NO source: nextmovie.com \| share:	(47)
		The 2012 State of the Climate summary report is available from the NOAA. Subby would try to snark but is too tired from shoveling climate source: ncdc.noaa.gov \| share:	(276)

Sat February 09, 2013

		Lady who runs county animal shelter that adopted out 900 pets last year posts on Facebook that the shelter is without heat and the pipes have frozen. So the county fires her source: wboy.com \| share:	(54)
		Climate scientists studying satellite imagery find 9,000-strong population who've never had contact with the outside world. 9,000 penguins, that is source: npr.org \| share:	(30)
		Remember that story about the kid suspended for throwing an imaginary grenade in the schoolyard? Turns out it may be a made up story by the mother who has done this before source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	(62)

Fri February 08, 2013

Twelve real animals that should be Pokémon

source: io9.com | share:

(24)

Thu February 07, 2013

		Russian monument to vodak tippled over because officials fear it projects an image of drunk Russians source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(20)
		New report says that climate change could devastate agriculture, signaling more bad news for the seven Americans who still actually eat vegetables source: usatoday.com \| share:	(34)

Wed February 06, 2013

		Jesse Heiman, the guy in the GoDaddy commercial kissing Bar Refaeli, gets offer to do porn, is the next Ron Jeremy source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(29)
		Eric Cantor decides to rehabilitate the GOP's image by using the best speechwriters in the business: Obama's source: politicususa.com \| share:	(19)
		Not news: 7-year-old student suspended. Fark: For tossing imaginary hand-grenade during recess source: denverpost.com \| share:	(186)

Tue February 05, 2013

		News flash: Juggalos have an image problem source: blogs.westword.com \| share:	(238)
		Taiwanese Animators re-cap the Super Bowl and show that you can make football interesting source: youtube.com \| share:	(21)

Mon February 04, 2013

	Why yes, we'd be happy to provide you with broadband service just like all of your neighbors have. A technician will be there between 8-5, approximately 480 days from now source: times-age.co.nz \| share:	(44)
(Some Guy)	Wolverine listed as threatened species due to climate change, Magneto source: ecorazzi.com \| share:	(40)
	Coolest stop-motion animation with a bazillion paper cutouts, set to Japanese pop music you're going to see today. I can absolutely guarantee you that much source: thisiscolossal.com \| share:	(7)
(Some Guy)	Anthropomorphic animals, away from the confines of conventions and events (sexy cat in maid outfit included) source: tombroadbent.com \| share:	(108)

Sun February 03, 2013

		Can the pit bulls refrain from getting arrested? Are the collies too busy saving someone stuck in a well to play? Will the pugs be full of derp? And what of the Kitten halftime show? It's Puppy Bowl IX, 3 PM on Animal Planet source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(167)
		Headline: "Climate change may shrink bat-moms range " Every person's brain who read this headline: nananana nananana nananana Bat-mom source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(32)
		NASA images major coronal mass ejection headed our way. EVERYBODY PA...wait, never mind it's not that big source: escapistmagazine.com \| share:	(16)

Sat February 02, 2013

(Some Climatologist)		In breaking climate news, a leak shows that the IPCC's upcoming report allows that the Sun may well be warming the planet, their models suck, they were wrong about enhanced severe weather, and they double-dipped in the guacamole source: wattsupwiththat.com \| share:	(126)
		Highly paid athletes leaving California because of the high state income tax, decimating the football and basketball teams at USC and UCLA source: foxnews.com \| share:	(35)

Fri February 01, 2013

Uproxx loves FARK's animated discussion about the toughest cartoon chicks

source: uproxx.com | share:

(4)

Thu January 31, 2013

French troops in Mali blocked by sandstorm. Dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun dun. Err. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Dundundundundun dundundundundun

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(47)

Mon January 28, 2013

		"The new man behind Pelosi" Giggity...oh god, I'm so sorry for giving you that mental image. That type of thing should be banned under the 4th amendment source: politico.com \| share:	(15)
		Bus driver responsible for nine accidents and who has received nineteen reprimands and 31 days still has a job because the county felt such repeat actions didn't warrant termination source: sun-sentinel.com \| share:	(38)

Sun January 27, 2013

		Photoshop Theme: Bruce Willis. It's not your imagination. He's everywhere. In every movie. Every year. Photoshop him in a movie role that he might have actually TURNED DOWN. Good luck with that one source: imdb.com \| share:	(65)
		Who could've guessed that oil billionaires are major funders of climate science denialism source: dailykos.com \| share:	(260)

Fri January 25, 2013

Please hold...your estimated wait time is 43 days

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(76)

Thu January 24, 2013

		Scientists have breakthrough imaging that can help them detect head trauma in football players. In a related note, the Cleveland Browns will be unable to sign players next year source: news.discovery.com \| share:	(7)
		New fashion makes people invisible to thermal imaging cameras used by drones source: usnews.com \| share:	(74)
		Sammy Sosa thinks the Cubs should retire his number, he should be in the MLB HOF, and that he should be president of the Dominican Republic. Sammy, we have an imaginary fake dead girlfriend for you source: rotoexperts.com \| share:	(37)
		Breaking news from Davos: Turns out climate change is caused by Derek Jeter relentlessly banging staggeringly hot women for the past 17 years source: dispatch.com \| share:	(24)
		First official image from Kick-Ass II, includes Jim Carrey buying a hot dog source: shortlist.com \| share:	(76)
		FARK's favorite Taiwanese animators weigh in on the 2013 Super Bowl source: youtube.com \| share:	(4)

Wed January 23, 2013

		Denise Richards loses pathetic, seriously ill animal. This is not a repeat from 2006 source: inquisitr.com \| share:	(110)
		Just what all you Obama worshipers have been waiting for. Your ultimate fantasy will be fulfilled. Here comes an erotic novel involving the Obamas source: jezebel.com \| share:	(63)
		How to avoid over-hyping everything you like. Step one: Admit that Community, Radiohead, Arrested Development, Animal Collective, and Firefly are ultimately disposable pop-culture source: lifehacker.com \| share:	(70)
		Is Obama going to do something about climate change in his second term or is he just blowing more hot air? source: motherjones.com \| share:	(83)
		Neil Patrick Harris makes the ultimate career move and goes Bollywood source: youtube.com \| share:	(11)

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