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145 headlines found matching 'Illinois'
Fri April 29, 2016
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Some Illinois cities are wrestling with how to best inform people that, "Hassert Blvd is Named After The Hassert Family NOT Dennis Hastert The former Speaker"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Taint to endorse asshole
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Dennis Hastert to be reconsidered as an honoree at National Wrestling Hall of Fame; still expected to be first-ballot lock for National Child Sex Abuse Hall of Fame in Sandusky, OH
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Portillo's is about to get Normal
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight to campaign for Donald Trump. Event will feature flying chairs and one continuous bleep
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Mon April 25, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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Sat April 23, 2016
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
New report from the Romero Institute shows that Chicago has seen a steady increase in shootings
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Who was happiest about Prince George staying up late in order to meet the Obamas? The manufacturer of his bathrobe, since it instantly sold out, which happens to just about every piece of clothing he wears during photo ops
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In order to save Medicaid expansion in the state, Arkansas Democrats all voted "yes" on a bill to end the expansion, so the GOP governor can then veto the bill and thereby save the expansion. All clear?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Illinois prosecutor tries "radical new experiment" of not sending innocent people to prison
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Wed April 20, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wanted: Social media manager for HM Queen Elizabeth II. Successful candidate will receive competitive salary, free lunches, title of the Duke of Face and the Earl of Tweet
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Bill would end position of Illinois lieutenant governor. Hey it's a start
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John Kasich gets nasty with a reporter and decides to take the man's tape recorder and finish his little speech. You'd think he'd've been nicer to the one reporter paying attention to him
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The best fans in baseball welcome back a former player the only way they know how
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The things that make cats, rats, and seals adorable are their whiskers. And now those whiskers are inspiring a new navigational technology
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite candidate in the race for President of the United States of America
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
AL Gov admits that sure, using a state police helicopter to bring him his wallet that he left behind while fleeing his house during a Christmas Day fight with his wife over the affair he was having LOOKS bad, but he never said to use a HELICOPTER
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(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
While everyone was paying attention to Trump's antics, Putin humiliates Obama again
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not be attending this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Says that he is too busy applying aloe to his third-degree burns from 2011
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Michigan authorities kill black burglary suspect for exercising his right to bear arms
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First the iPhone, now Castle Black: Obama wants, and will get, advance copies of 'Game of Thrones' ultra-secret season 6
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Tue April 12, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois police dept is stopping use of body cams because people are actually asking for the footage when they get beaten up and that's just too much work
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers, our national mapmaker, recommends against construction of federal building in St. Clair County, Illinois because of problems in St. Clair County, Missouri and St. Clair County, Michigan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general cracking down on stock scams... What's that? Oh. Make that: Texas attorney general charged in stock scam
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Obama is interviewed by Chris Wallace on Fox News, and is asked if he feels personally responsible for Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders. Hilarity ensues
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes his turn slugging Donald Trump for his idiotic views on nuclear weapons, saying "You could fill a book with the things Donald Trump doesn't know; the encyclopedia"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
One flyover state's pretty much like any other, right?
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case anyone was still unsure, Fox News has made it clear they despise Blustery Bad Hair and are going all-in to support the Creepy Canadian
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Fri April 01, 2016
(YoungCons)
 
 
 
Just because we have had 73 consecutive months of job growth doesn't mean that Barack Obama should be taking credit for it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
No matter what side of an issue you are on, it isn't usually good form for a straight up news story to call something "so-called"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This 78-year-old grandmother might be stronger than you, as she can deadlift 225 lbs like it's nothing
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama scolds the media for enabling Trump. "The job of a political reporter is more than just handing someone a microphone"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Family members of a late WWII vet who documented atomic bomb tests in the desert are about ready to nuke the VA from orbit. "He was excited about getting his own chair, but unfortunately it didn't come until a couple months after he passed"
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New cellphone looks like a gun... my bad, new gun looks like a cellphone. Police advised to shoot anyone carrying anything
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Secret Service has no interest in making their jobs more difficult
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is on the eve of 'absolute destruction' if Trump is denied the Republican nomination, according to Ben "Armageddon is coming" Carson
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Sun March 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"After today, I can die. This is like my last wish, seeing The Rolling Stones," says Joaquin Ortiz, a 62-year-old Cuban
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Fri March 25, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Communism. Capitalism. Eh, it's all pretty much the same thing
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Monarch butterflies could disappear from Eastern US within 20 years, probably to be replaced by blue morphos
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Thu March 24, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman mourning the recent death of her husband in an automobile accident gets the good news that she's pregnant, and the terrifying news that she'll have three more kids to remember him by
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After President Obama's visit, Cubans are beginning to understand what most Americans have known for the past 7 years
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(Aero-News Newwork)
 
 
 
City of Chicago:"Don't worry, that new runway we built at O'Hare won't bother you at all." Area residents: "B-b-but, the planes are flying so low they're sucking the leaves off the trees"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago tries an ingenious solution to combat its "beach butt problem," but sadly we're not talking about the one that's caused by overindulging in Italian beef sandwiches and pączkis
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So American presidents, well they shake hands like this... And Cuban presidents? Well they shake hands like *this*
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's an old Vulcan proverb: "Only Obama can go to Cuba"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kasich: "If I was president, I would consider nominating Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. Senate Republicans: **crickets**
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Fri March 18, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
America's 5 stages of Trump grief, as told by 23 headlines
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Thu March 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you ready for a Trump presidency? Taiwanese Animators are just gearing up. Come for the Rubio spanking, stay for the Reddit hanging
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Excess cellphone use by college students may signal anxiety and depression. Or it could mean they're like every other college student on the planet
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Told you Donald Trump was working for the Clintons, he just saved Hillary Clinton's candidacy. Knew it all along
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama nominates Self for court pick
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Wed March 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voters make sure to not give any jobs to obvious terrorists, like two of Trump's delegates with nine-eleveny names
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists say a strange worm-like creature is actually the ancestor of all fishes and not Donald Trump
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump dismisses ad showing Trump's typical opinions of women, saying it's "sour grapes". All those chicky-babes just wanted a piece of ole Donald and they couldn't have him
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Tue March 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ides of March primary follow-up thread. Now hopefully lag-free and definitely Rubio-free
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538's Republican primary preview: Kasich's last stand
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "'Suicidal deer' road sign gets mixed reactions from Iowa town"
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Mon March 14, 2016
(WJBC Central Illinois)
 
 
 
Trump supporters deface cemetery at latest rally. To be fair, the dead in Illinois were going to vote straight-ticket Democrat anyway
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey Illinois, you've got an "s" no one cares about and you sound French. You're fired
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Capitol Fax)
 
 
 
Two new polls show Bernie surging in Illinois, going from a 20-30 point deficit last week to either pulling ahead or coming very close to even. What does this mean?
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Fri March 11, 2016
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Massive protests in Chicago stump Trump rally (Live feed in article)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is for personal responsibility. Unless he can blame Obama
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Thu March 10, 2016
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Barack "It's Never My Fault" Obama once again passes the buck to the Republicans for the responsibility of the crackup of their party
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago hot dog joint rolls out "Trump Footlong" meal deal. It features a 3-inch mini dog
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Open Carry advocates will be at SXSW during Obama's visit, parading around with their assault weapons, and their leader promises that "Things will get interesting" which means in non gun-nut speak "Enjoy your Secret Service cavity search"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Attention ladies. Josh Duggar will be back on the market any day now
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina gives Ted Cruz's campaign that 'HP magic.' Is it possible for a presidential campaign to declare bankruptcy?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Obama denies he let Wall Street off the hook. Mostly because when it comes to the crimes committed on Wall Street, no one has ever actually been on the hook
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
So you're saying there was a chance
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
President Obama to write the foreword for the final collection of Peanuts comic strips. Republican leaders are reportedly furious, were quoted as saying "Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah"
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The National Republican Senatorial Committee hastily deletes a tweet attacking Illinois Rep. Tammy Duckworth for her "Sad record of not standing up for veterans." That would be combat-wounded, double amputee Tammy Duckworth
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Sat March 05, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What's a Cubit?
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Fri March 04, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Jindal: Since that stupid poopy head Obama ruined everything by acting like an adult, we were forced to become petulant children in response
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but Obamacare is working - to the tune of 20,000,000 newly insured Americans. GOP leaders: "What if we just rename it Rubiocare and take credit for it?"
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he's decided to stay in Washington for "a few more years" after his presidential term is supposed to end. But don't worry, citizen, he'll allow elections to resume when he feels you're ready for them
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
17 years ago the Orioles traveled to Cuba and beat the Cuban National Team, 3-2, in 11 innings. Smoke a cigar and enjoy some cool images from that game
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton once had a cat named Isis? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE ANSWERS
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois's Republican governor says not using email to correspond with staff "improved his life dramatically." Plus, it had the added bonus of leaving no paper trail
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama bans imports of slave produced products. You are reading this on your iPhone
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(Chicagoist)
 
 
 
Single Mom in Illinois? No birth certificate for your child
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Wed February 24, 2016
(White House)
 
 
 
This is outrageous. The people should have a voice in the nomination of the next Librarian of Congress
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Tue February 23, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ready made headline for the FARK sports tab : "Bizarre fish toss tradition goes awry"
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Illinois woman has encounter with baby mothman, er, mothbaby, provides chilling drawing of the savage beast
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Fri February 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
All right, stick with me on this one for a minute: Ted Cruz's Armageddon-loving pastor, Rick Wiles, decides to use numerology to "prove" President Obama sacrificed Scalia in pagan ritual
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois judge to hear birther case against white supremacist Cuban from Canada on Friday
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Thu February 18, 2016
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
"Serial Stowaway" tries to take off again
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Fri February 12, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Stop throwing away your money on Powerball and play the other $10 billion a year government run lottery
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Have opiate abusing friends or relatives? Several states now sell narcan a previously prescription only antidote over the counter. You still have to call 911 but it beats being dead
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Thu February 11, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sanity of Gwyneth Paltrow accused stalker questioned for showing interest in Gwyneth Paltrow
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Wed February 10, 2016
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Vermin Supreme may not have won anything, but at least he received more votes than Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Lindsay Graham, and Bobby Jindal
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Obama complains Wi-Fi at the White House sucks: "This is an old building so there's a lot of dead spots where the Wi-Fi doesn't work. Actually it's an issue"
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Fri February 05, 2016
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
No, no one thinks the stuff in McDonald's new cheese sticks is actually cheese. No, no one is stupid enough to file a federal lawsuit over it. Well, almost no one
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Last year saw a record number of exonerations, with 149 wrongful convictions being reversed nationwide, with 54 in Texas alone. Not sure whether that means TX is the most serious about getting justice right or they wrongfully convict a LOT of people
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
New York and Illinois residents aside, do you know the tallest building in your state?
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Tue February 02, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Ted Cruz appear sane and well balanced, Michele Bachmann (R-eally Tired) goes into conspiracy theory overdrive, with President Obama starring as the Antichrist. Again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Ted Cruz presidency would bring an end to Iowa's profitable ethanol industry
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Mon February 01, 2016
(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
You had me at "Pork Expo"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So remember when Sarah Palin blamed Obama for her son getting PTSD and getting arrested for domestic violence? No you don't
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Sun January 31, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"There's certainly no question that more people have jobs and more people health insurance." "Chris, don't interrupt me," Cruz snapped
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
She loved her family, the Blackhawks, the Cubs, and the Bears (except Jay Cutler)
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Caterpillar will permanently cocoon five manufacturing plants
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kid's Table Debate may be "Wait, who is that guy?"s best debate performance ever
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Thu January 28, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
A-Rod is only 27 home runs shy of Babe Ruth. And people will, in all likelihood, be happy to see him hit #714
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Tue January 26, 2016
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Housing survey finds Limerick is the most affordable place to buy a home. Man from Nantucket demands a new survey
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Mon January 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
With only seven days to go before the Iowa Caucuses, Democrats are holding a Town Hall to try and muster support. Which Hillary will appear? Will Bernie be angry? Will Mervin say anything? Town Hall Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CNN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: Bernie Sanders is not the second coming of Barack Obama
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Indiana Councilman saves a lot of time by being sworn in while in jail. Maybe Illinois Governors should take the hint
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Fri January 22, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
There are places with higher lead-poisoning numbers than Flint - so don't look so smug there, Pennsylvania, Alabama, New York, Illinois, and all you states that haven't measured lead at all
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(White House)
 
 
 
President finally declares Missouri a disaster
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense no longer recognizes Minnesota, Illinois, Missouri, New Mexico and Washington. Texas, you're still good. For now
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Rep. Justin Amash (R-eally?): Michigan doesn't need Federal aid for the Flint water crisis, because the state should be fully responsible. Like they were before the crisis was national news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio locks up prized endorsement from one of those pawn store guys with a TV show
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If your filing petition has a few invalid signatures, say, 548 out of 548, you might just be a neo-Nazi. Or a Republican. Either way, you're off the ballot
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent wants "chimpass punk" Obama to be "tried for treason and hung"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
FoxNews says we should all stop talking about lead in the water because it might angry up the blacks enough to vote this year
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Tue January 19, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you enjoy Trader Joe's cashew pieces? Awesome. Also, you might die soon
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(Minds)
 
 
 
Just how bad is the budget crisis in Illinois? Well the state just made flicking your cigarette butt into the street punishable by a $1,500 fine
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man forced to admit his yard sign calling Obama attractive and successful might be slightly, maybe, possibly racist
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Sun January 17, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As if the people of Flint, Michigan haven't suffered enough, Cher is now involved in the water crisis there
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Sat January 16, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Trump takes credit for release of US prisoners by Iran: "I think I might have had something to do with it"
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The top ranking GOP Congresswoman in the House, who absolutely cannot BELIEVE in 20-fricking-16 she has to actually SAY this, repudiates Rep. Steve King's remarks and says SC Gov.Nikki Haley should only be judged on her policies, and not her looks
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump has no idea how government works; also what are bears doing walking into your local deciduous forest with a roll of two-ply and the sports section? Full story at 11
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA president Wayne LaPierre (*snicker*) challenges President Barack Obama to a duel
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs purchases $5B hedge against Bernie Sanders winning the Democratic primary
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
And the best college football team in the nation is....Northwest Missouri State University*
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Thu January 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republican Tea Partier says that President Obama is " using the Christian tradition and trying to bring about compassion by bonking Republicans over the head with the Bible"
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage may skip State of the State on news of impending impeachment of the impeachment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This is a speech that will not be remembered and will historically be irrelevant...The man who was the most partisan president in recent history, talked about how disappointed he is that the partisan divide has not healed"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In the Republicans' response to the President's SOTU address, Gov. Nikki Haley said U.S. must welcome "properly vetted legal immigrants, regardless of their race or religion. Just like we have for centuries." Guess who has a problem with this
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Sat January 09, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Poll: Obama? Worst President this century, or worst president ever?
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Fri January 08, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Cruz works on his outreach to Latinos
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson announces Libertarian presidential run, will have some stiff competition in trying to split up some of the 3% of the voters who are supporting Rand Paul
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Head of FBI and Director of National Intelligence to meet with Apple, Google, Facebook, Microsoft, Twitter and LinkedIn about how to stop ISIS online recruiting. Wait...actual recruiting happens on LinkedIn?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The NRA lobbyist who was invited to and spurned President Obama's Town Hall says he assumed all they would talk about was basketball
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Snotty girl arrested for sneezing in bailiff's face
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Obama's gun grab claims its first victim
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter jumps on the "Birthin' Cruz" bandwagon. That sounds like the worst band name or porn movie title, both of which will probably show up this election
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
TransCanada sues US government for not allowing them to lay their pipe down and spread sticky fluids across our midsection
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mexican warlock says Trump's going down. Fraggles, leprechauns, tribbles, and those damn snorks aren't too fond of him either
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow does a side-by-side comparison of Donald Trump and George Wallace. Aside from the hair, the comparison is terrifying
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Obama put a raw onion in his podium so he could cry fake tears for kids killed by guns," says Fox News Obama Tear Truther
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Tue January 05, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian boy hits 1,009 runs in cricket match, breaks world record that has stood since 1899
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Cops can't put a finger on who stole Abraham Lincoln's hand
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Sun January 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina defends Rose Bowl tweet. "[Iowans] knew my heart was torn"
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