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196 headlines found matching 'Illinois'
Mon February 20, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After 1,800,000 sign petition, British Parliament to hold 3-hour debate on whether to refuse Donald Trump the honor of a state visit due to his "well-documented misogyny and vulgarity". Bollocks. Arsebiscuits
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fifth-tier My Little Pony villain and outcast Keebler Elf Reince Priebus gets put on the spot by Chris Wallace over Trump's declaration the media is the enemy; "You don't get to tell us what to do"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Michael Jordan. Enjoy these old photos of MJ looking really cool at MLB Spring Training
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Obama Foundation officially launches bid to create a collaborative group of citizens that work together to increase their collective prosperity. Hopefully President Trump can put a stop to this
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrat state leaders really want Obama and his organizing to fark the fark off, they have lost enough already
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(FTVLive)
 
 
 
Eight years ago the biggest issues the White House had with the media were reports on Michelle baring her arms and Barack daring to put spicy mustard on his hamburgers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing
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Thu February 16, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seema Verma--which sounds like a forgotten Tolkien character but is really a health care lobbyist--is Trump's pick to oversee Medicare and Medicaid, both of which she has said "fosters dependency"
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper is having none of this
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump: Ignore the source of the leaks, look at the content. President Trump: Ignore the content, we need to find the source of these leaks. Live by the leak, die by the leak. Them's the rules, Donny my boy
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
7:32AM - Fox says Obama was weak on Russia, 7:42AM - Trump tweets Obama was weak on Russia
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know things are bad for Kellyanne Conway when even a lightweight like Matt Lauer--a guy better known for dressing up in a Pamela Anderson "Baywatch" costume than for journalism--grills her and tells her that her absurd bullshiat "makes no sense"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Understatement Of The Year Headline: This is going to be harder than Donald Trump expected
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"In case it wasn't clear, blue-state legislatures are not only in full frontal rebellion against President Donald Trump, they're trolling him"
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Did you know Barack Obama is personally orchestrating a Satanic sedition against Donald Trump?
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Wed February 08, 2017
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
"[Trump's] definitely underwater on favorability and job rating," said Bernie Porn, president of polling firm and winner of 'Worst Name to Google Ever'
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(American Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
In call with Erdogan, Trump stresses close relationship with Turkey, looks forward to pardoning it before Thanksgiving
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The worst announcer in pro wrestling history has an actual valid reason why he sucks, so you cant make fun of poor ole Mike Adamle anymore
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army once again poised to violate treaty obligations to Native American tribes. All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again
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Tue February 07, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You've just finished governing a world power for the past eight years. Wat now? How about a kite surfing challenge with Richard Branson ?
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Redflex paid a $2 million bribe to win a $126 million red light camera contract in Chicago, but a whistleblower lawsuit forced it to raise the payment to $22 million
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 90-year-old-plus lungfish put down due to old age. "For a fish who spent much of his time imitating a fallen log, he sparked curiosity, excitement and wonder among guests of all ages who would hear his story"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump:"Obama likes me"
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Mon February 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Giant Meteor still mad about losing Wisconsin
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So after two grueling weeks on the job, Trump felt he needed a vacation. But did he go golfing? Staffers refuse to say. So...is this Golfgate or Golfghazi?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So, we're going to need a bit more time to craft an acceptable alternative to Obamacare. Like, say until after the 2018 midterms. Wouldn't want to mess up any of our re-election chances, now would we?"
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News takes a look into the abyss, asks "is there hypocrisy over executive orders?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bowling Green fundraiser set up to fleece the rubes
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
When your name is Kobe Buffalomeat, you know twitter is going to go nuts
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Half of Americans think President Trump is moving too fast and that he should stick to the rivers and lakes that he's used to
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Wed February 01, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You can't stop them, you can only hope to contain them... now that Illinois State football has signed KOBE BUFFALOMEAT
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump's net approval rating falls from +13 to -1 in four days. Fark: according to Rasmussen Reports
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Illinois men's daring plan to speed away from pursuing Des Moines cops foiled by running out of fuel 40 miles away near Pleasantville. Mugshots nevertheless in full color
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kal Penn took a racist troll's Twitter post and turned it into a fundraiser for Syrian refugees ... and raised over $200,000 in less than 24 hours
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump: "We will spend a trillion dollars to fix up our infrastructure." Democrats: "Great, here's a plan on how to do that." President Trump: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, was I talking to *you* people? I don't think so"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump filed for re-election 5 hours after inauguration, here's why that matters
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(Patch)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: You can't explain that
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
11-year-old bowls perfect game, you picked up a 7-10 split without dropping your beer
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Clearly, the solution to the Illinois budget crisis is stop paying all state workers, including the ones who don't make the laws and aren't overpaid lackadaisical union members
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Thu January 26, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
San Jose city councilman is sworn in while holding his Captain America shield because "I do hope to aspire to those ideals of fair play, equal justice and democracy during my term,"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones, who believes the 1st graders killed at Sandy Hook were paid actors and that the Air Force is creating tornadoes in the Midwest, has been given White House press credentials. Now drink your Brawndo
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Wed January 25, 2017
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
70% of people in new poll expect Trump to be a competent president. A new poll conducted in Russia, that is
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump still uses his unsecured Android cell phone. But he's not calling any private e-mail servers with it so we're all good
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Trump reinstates the Mexico City Policy, the Dutch government proposes international fund to give women in developing countries access to family planning education and services. Rare dutch trifecta in play
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporters show Trump voters pictures of Obama and Trump's inauguration crowd and ask which is bigger. Given this headline's tag, I'm sure you can guess what happened
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House takes down all Spanish language content from new WhiteHouse.gov website. Spanish will return to the site when they find someone who can translate all the alternate facts
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump nominee for OMB says Obama has a bigger inauguration than Trump #dickjoke
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, 45 minutes is too long of a speech for the governor of Minnesota to take
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I love Twitter." Twitter: "Donald Trump is an asshole"
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Mon January 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And CNN's balls grew three sizes that day
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Spicer has an issue with... Dippin Dots
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell 2017 addresses Mitch McConnell 2009 derailing Obama nominees over ethics violations while he confirms Trump nominees despite ethics violations: "Look, you can complain about whatever you choose to"
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Sat January 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'It looked like a million': Trump whines the media is lying that his inauguration crowd was small
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's drapes now match his rug
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Fri January 20, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Trump not looking beyond his first day in office because what is that awesome shiny thing over there
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Rod Blagojevich is one of the few prisoners not pardoned by Obama
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One hour after inauguration Whitehouse websites for climate change, discrimination, and civil rights disappear
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
109-year-old woman credits her longevity to bacon
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Trump's Android phone confiscated by the Secret Service, replaced with ultra-secure phone-shaped rubber squeak dog toy. Let's see if anyone notices
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(White House)
 
 
 
Come all without, come all within, you'll not see nothing like the mighty Trump. This is your inauguration thread, brought to you by the Corporation for Russian/American Friendship
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Pay attention Democrats, this is part of the reason as to why you lose
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Denny Hastert sues his sexual assault victim for the hush money he paid him to keep quiet. Since, you know, he didn't keep quiet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Future Supreme Court Justice Judge Judy believes President Obama made a mistake by commuting Chelsea Manning's sentence
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Two campaigns, eight years and 596 fact-checks: President Obama's final Truth-O-Meter scorecard
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Thu January 19, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Thanks, Obama' Event in DC Today Live Streaming - Join in Applause Across Country - Bonus: Farker's Hula Group is performing a chant/dance for Obama at 4:30pm
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump decides to model his presidency after Obama....By signing 200 executive orders in his first week
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Go back to your mosque, Keith Ellison. Start baking tortillas for your taco hut, Tom Perez. Pete Buttigieg is large and ready to be in charge of the DNC
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
From the only News source President Trump hasn't called '"Fake News" Comes Obama's final national score. -9%
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Obama pardons Willie McCovey for tax evasion, being on some really bad Giants teams
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Last week: Julian Assange vowed he would voluntarily extradite himself if Chelsea Manning was released from prison. This week: Who left those goalposts THERE?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's latest reason why the 'Pissgate' report is fake? "I was never even in that room for that period of time"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This fragile, near-sighted annoyance with a gold head and tiny genitals was named after... go on, guess
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a baker's dozen of the weirdest Donald Trump merch on sale now. Gotta get the $1,800 Gucci slippers that look like his head
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs visit Obama at the White House, and Theo Epstein pardoned him for being a White Sox fan
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Cubs sign a long-term deal with the maker of Jim Beam, as officials reward the company for always being there for the fans for 108 years
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
During his final days in office, Obama considers Manning up
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That's a nice ethics office ya got there. It'd sure be a shame if something bad happened to it
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Sun January 15, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Without fanfare, Springfield Missouri recently became home to a giant noodle
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
On the slim chance that you are a license plate collector, for the first time since the late 1920s there won't be a Donald Trump inaugural license plate produced
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's criticism of John Lewis results in tremendous book sales. For Lewis's memoirs
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Sat January 14, 2017
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
After raising $90 million for the inauguration, the Trump team wants to avoid a "circus-like atmosphere" in favor of a more "back to work" mindset that surrounds Trump "with the soft sensuality of the place" WTF
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Could it be the one thing that saves us from Republicans Gone Wild: Congressional Edition are ... the Trump voters?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump has signed Three Doors Down; suck it libs
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
America's best beer creeps closer to Kentucky
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
British spy who leaked the PEEOTUS dossier has gone into hiding, fearing Russia will try to kill him
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN discovers spine, dares Trump to call their bluff
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cubs choose to come to Obama's White House instead of having Trump shower them with praise
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans and Democrats work together to...sign into law recent Obama executive orders?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The greatest president of the millennium gives his farewell speech in Chicago. He turned the country around after 8 years of recession and war. It's your Official President Barack Obama Farewell Address Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on all networks
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Mon January 09, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chipotle being sued by a woman for $2.2 billion for using a photograph of her without her permission. That is equivalent to the chain's profit over 9 years
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Sun January 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who stole a remote control for a TV sentenced to 22 years in prison because Illinois
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Foreign crimes or acts of war against American interests are legal if they're against my political opponents
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Obama cannot pardon Edward Snowden because, quite simply, his story has never quite added up, and treason is treason
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Obama dropped 26,171 bombs last year in wrapping up his legacy, earned his Nobel keep
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama gets some help with his farewell speech from his anger translator Luther. Good luck with the healthcare, assholes
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Thu January 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wetzel's Pretzels CEO is shocked that his profits went up with increases in the minimum wage, thought they could just buy more money
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: 'Trump voters don't think...' Everything beyond that point is redundancy in its finest
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Map of U.S. States by recent population growth. Is your state being fled, flocked, or simply farked?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Say it with me, boys and girls: President Zuckerberg
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
This is the Barack Obama that promised "the most sweeping ethics reform in history"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect tells millionaire sports team owners to go Fark themselves and pay for their own stadiums
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Everything about Obama and Trump's political messages summed up in two very different presidential New Year's tweets
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to replace email correspondence with couriers, though he would probably go for carrier pigeons too
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Sun January 01, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Mark your 2017 calendars now - NASA announces that the first total solar eclipse in 38 years will sweep across the U.S. on Aug. 21. The sun is there ... for a while
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The US must make the Russians feel pain" over hacking election according to soon-to-be-former Deputy Secretary of State nominee John Bolton
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Potential DNC chairmen show off the spine that Democrats are known for
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Philippines President Duterte, who is serving his purpose as a leader crazier than Trump, now denies that he threw somebody off a helicopter. It was just a joke. This is why authoritarian dictators don't do comedy
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Buffalo School Board Buffalos Carl Paladino for Buffaloing the Obamas. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump gets the greatest, most fantastic speech writer of all time to write his inauguration speech. Great
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Obama is going to go out a coward for pursuing Middle East peace," claims Fox News
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama designates 1.65 million acres in Utah and Nevada as national monuments. Chaffetz chafed, chiefs chuffed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So now we're blaming late-night talk shows for Trump's victory
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump now says transition is going smoothly, hours after whining about how unsmoothly it was going
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump sieg heils America a merry Christmas
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Obama's greatest legacy while in the White House? Losing 1,030 Democratic seats across the USA. Thanks, Obama
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Gov. Bruce Rauner gives his re-election campaign $50 million, about 1/4 of his income last year, or around 3,000 years worth of income for a minimum-wage earner in Illinois who he thinks is overpaid
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Obama's record on drone killings is spotty at best
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Diane Rehm's last show is today, yet she's already wondering if retirement was a good idea. Yuuuuge doubts
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Thu December 22, 2016
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cryptic signs warning of something terrible to happen on New Year's Eve in Aurora, Illinois; police not sure if threat is real or just someone's excellent, party time
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(Time)
 
 
 
The most-used GIFs of 2016
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
The 2017 edition of the D.C. Metro's special Inaugural Fare Cards, issued every four years, will this year be missing one key visual component
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily: Lobster Man grateful for Presidential pardon. Florida man remains hopeful
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois lost more residents in 2016 to exodus than any other state
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump could be the "transformative" president Obama always wanted to be
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Mon December 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama grants clemency to 231, which is a record for one day. Trump says he'll grant pre-emptive clemency to all Trump family members because why wait until the last minute
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Sat December 17, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wikileaks offers to destroy US intelligence on Russia's involvement in election hacking
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Fri December 16, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
NASA considers a comet interceptor space craft. Tag is for whoever created the article's Url
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Google signs a deal to improve the speed of Cuba's internet. Which is good news for all three Cubans who own a computer
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Tue December 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The only reason Trump dined with Romney was to 'torture' him. Our future president, ladies and gentlemen
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
You know what's good about being the flippin' President of the United States? You get to have Bill Murray meet you for golf in the Oval Office
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blasts CNN for broadcasting the"rediculous (sic) fake news" that he would continue to executive produce "The Apprentice". Well, that's what CNN gets for relying on sketchy, untrustworthy sources like Trump's own spokespeople
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Fri December 09, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
For decades Bob Dylan had mostly contempt for the place he grew up (including lying to his first record company claiming he was from Illinois). And for residents of Hibbing, Minnesota, the feeling was mostly mutual
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have here in my hand a list of EPA employees that were known as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the EPA
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now THIS could be fun: Pesident Obama is being urged to issue a blanket clemency on his way out the door for all 750,000 "Dreamers"-people brought here illegally as children, who registered under the DACA program, so they can never be deported
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Without the Electoral College Democrat machines in cities like Chicago and corrupt Democrats in states like NY and CA could simply churn out enough votes to ensure that their candidate was elected President
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hospitals: "Um, cutting ACA will cost the US $165B"
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Thu December 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man converts child's Power Wheels car into a 40mph death trap
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Michael Moore's latest prediction: the Electoral College will deny Trump the presidency
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Tue December 06, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Democrats still not over the defeat of Hillary Clinton ask for more defeat
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The most misspelled word in every state. Alaska can't spell "Hawaii," but don't feel too bad: Massachusetts can't spell "Massachusetts"
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Mon December 05, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to test checkout free grocery store model. We have that already, it's called 'shoplifting'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pelosi: "I don't think Democrats want a new direction"
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rodrigo Duterte claims Donald Trump called him to wish him luck in his continuing war on drugs
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Illinois lawmakers who can't pass a budget suing because they can't get a paycheck
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you had Lindsey Graham as the GOP advocate to break rank and step up to defend illegal immigrants, come down and claim your prize
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know those alternative reality maps of the US that show what would have happen if history was a little different. Here's one where moving only four counties to different states would have resulted in Clinton winning the election
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
President who received fawning coverage from MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NPR, Vox, The Daily Beast, WaPo, NYT, Time, PBS, the Daily Show, and Colbert says the reason his side lost was that people were watch the incorrect TV station
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out we've been looking for aliens in all the wrong places. They're not up in space, they're down in one of earth's gigantic underground oceans
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants to set up nationalist populist political arm. Perhaps they could wear an armband to show their affiliation?
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Sun November 27, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News insists Obama send the Surgeon General to Cuba to ensure Castro is really dead
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Obama gives touching tribute to his daughters, unlike Trump who gives tribute to touching his daughters. Notice the subtle difference
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama: "Thanksgiving is also a reminder of the source of our national strength: that out of many we are one, and that all of us are created equal." Media: "OBAMA TAKES SHOT AT TRUMP"
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating just hit its highest level in 7 years for some reason
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The game is over, the lawsuits have begun
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Tue November 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to "more than just an internet meme... That guy from 'Space Jam.'"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The reason Trump won Ohio and Pennsylvania? Heroin
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Feeling left out after Nazism, racism and mumps make a comeback, whooping cough clears its throat and joins the party. Polio now on deck
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Will County Herald-News)
 
 
 
Illinois high school semifinal game goes full Oklahoma State/Central Michigan
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Sun November 20, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney is under "active consideration" to be Secretary of State. Just let that sink in for a bit
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Hanover Evening Sun)
 
 
 
LeVar Burton looking forward to standing in for President Obama at Dedication Day speech. I'm inclined to take his word for it
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Republicans score major win over the state's biggest union over a contract negotiation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain chastises Trump for trying to reignite the spark with Putin
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It's now official: Hillary won New Hampshire. Well this changes everything. Oh wait
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Mon November 14, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trumpenführer is surprised to learn that being POTUS consists of more than State Dinners and blowjobs from the interns
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So how did Trump win? Arrogance and hubris. How did Clinton lose? Arrogance and hubris. It's almost as if there was some subtle difference between the two candidates, though we can't quite put our finger on it
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Sat November 12, 2016
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Redflex executive in charge of bribing Chicago to use red light cameras sentenced to 2½ years in prison and 10% pay cut
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Fri November 11, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
FDR, JFK, MLK and "RKK"? Behold the man that Barack Obama calls the "coolest owner in sports"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump may not get rid of Obamacare after all, at least not all of it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember when it looked like Obama was going to win the electoral vote and lose the popular vote in 2012, and Trump had a Twitter meltdown about the system being rigged? Business Insider does
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Outcast hobbit and fourth-tier My Little Pony villain Reince Priebus refuses to speculate on what position Donald Trump will have for him in his cabinet
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Daily Nation (Kenya))
 
 
 
Kenyan gamblers lose big on Trump. Well, get in line
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And the photo-op of the year comes to you from the Oval Office
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump supporters demand Democrats "give him a chance." Looks like they forgot about how they treated Obama for the past eight years
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If rock stars were really gods
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most important question to have answered before entering your polling place: Is it legal to take a selfie with my ballot? This guide will tell you whether or not it's legal in your state
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
U.S. Cellular loses $13 million for dropping the naming rights early to the Chicago White Sox ballpark. Which brought a smile to the faces of all the U.S. Cellular customers who have ever been stuck with a $200 early termination fee
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent gropes himself at Trump rally. "It's hard to imagine a more fitting bookend to Donald Trump's freudian howl of a presidential campaign than a 67-year-old in a camo hat jiggling his tiny man parts onstage at a campaign rally"
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
This is the headline that doesn't end. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some Subby started typing it, not knowing what it was, but he'll just keep on typing it forever just because
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
At University of Illinois you can take ESPN 101 for credit, where classes will investigate cold hard facts of who's now. Boo-yah
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Fri November 04, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida becomes the "swing state" with both parties deadlocked after early voting nears 5.3 million
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Thu November 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man's prediction two years ago of a Cubs and Indians World Series Game 7 ending in extra innings only has one thing left to be completely accurate: the apocalypse
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Amazon drivers, not compensated for working overtime, tell the company to Pay it Now
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Halloween isn't over until you've seen the Obamas dance to Thriller. And who says the President isn't white?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when Wikileaks releases your e-mail to John Podesta telling him what the national security council REALLY thinks of four of your bosses back at the Pentagon
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gordon #@%*@%$ Ramsay describes the five worst *%##$% Halloween treats that are given out each year
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Sat October 29, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bill Murray was either drunk or trolling during his performance of the Seventh Inning Stretch at Wrigley Field
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Fri October 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Philippines president says God told him to stop swearing. No word when God will ask him to stop murdering people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Are the Chicago Cubs 'lovable losers', or just 'losers'?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Rep. Robert Dold (R-IL) runs an ad denouncing Trump. BOB DOLD
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Thu October 27, 2016
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Terry Francona loses his first World Series game as manager. Record sits at 9-1 in the World Series
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Who's the biggest flop this year: Notre Dame, Oregon, or Michigan State?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just because former lawmaker Joe Walsh (R- ise up) said he would "grab his musket" if Trump loses, does not mean he was inciting violence. It was simply a metaphor. A violence-inciting metaphor, but still a metaphor
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"You guys shot a goat for the Cubs?" (Graphic image in article)
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
105-year-old man named oldest Cubs fan, "They better. I`m not going to wait another 100 years"
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Tue October 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama has no idea who is behind the cyber attacks. This is not a repeat of his response to every other crisis of his administration
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "Obama will go down as the worst President in history." Trollbama: "Well, @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a President"
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