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140 headlines found matching 'Illinois'
Sat October 21, 2017
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(lovemeow.com)
 
 
 
How a blind raccoon helped two kittens find their forever home just in time for Caturday
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
White Sox bar sports the ultimate Cubs flag
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"If you have to win a campaign by dividing people, you're not gonna be able to govern them. You won't be able to unite them later if that's how you start." Obama just took down Trump's presidency in a matter of seconds
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kelly defends what Trump said to the war widow and claims that he suggested the phrasing, even stating he was in the room and overheard the conversation. The phrasing that Trump denies ever having used
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey, look. They're giving refunds in the alley
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(Duffel Blog)
 
 
 
Trump points out the inconsiderate nature of Gold Star families' failure to call him first
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
White House staff drafted Niger sympathy statement for Trump that was never released, likely because Trump was too busy fighting the NFL, golfing, tweeting and trying to destroy Obamacare, and because he feels sympathy for no one
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Huckabee Sanders says John Kelly "is disgusted by the way this has been politicized," when it was pointed out that Trump was the one who politicized it, she responded, well, he was answering a question and stating a fact
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump about his call to the soldier's widow: "I never said that about her husband". Congresswoman who was sitting next to the widow and heard it all on speaker phone, "Actually"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trump to widow of soldier killed in Niger attack: "He knew what he signed up for"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's not clear if Obama offered condolences to John Kelly by phone, but Kelly and his wife sat at Michelle Obama's table during a dinner for Gold Star families at the White House
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has full confidence in Tom Marino. Maybe. Actually, when they told him to nominate Marino, he figured it was Dan and shouted "LACES OUT" much to his staff's confusion
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says President Trump lying about Obama not calling families of fallen soldiers is actually him "stating a fact", would also like to remind us war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump points out that he is the first president to call the families of soldiers who died. Which is, as you screamed at your screen, a damn lie
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Sandy Rios warns the Left is coming for your guns. Wait, no, scratch that; they're coming for your air conditioning
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump blames America's growing debt on U.S. Foreign Aid, which makes up 1% or less of total spending, all while promoting a tax plan that will balloon the deficit
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Now that film-industry mogul and major Democratic donor Harvey Weinstein has been accused publicly of having sexually harassed women for decades, the institutional Republican party has decided that sexually harassing women for decades is very bad"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man who wrote "If You Take The Kids, I'll Kill You?: The Public Confession of Missouri's Most Notorious Wife Killers." takes a plea deal for (spoiler alert)
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Today, Donald Trump said the Las Vegas shooter was "demented." Which is interesting because in March he signed a bill allowing "demented" people to buy guns
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
That's one way of getting out of repaying a half a million dollars of chartered flights
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Thu September 28, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Study ranks Illinois third in nation for dogs eating marijuana. Dogs playing poker still OK though
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Tue September 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame NBA player Bill Russell takes a knee
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Republicans support citizenship for the 800k DACA recipients
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
18-year-old Illinois man steals bulldozer, runs over squad car, leads police on chase and ends with a faceplant on the pavement. Tah Dah (with video suitable for Yakety Sax)
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Illinois has $16 billion in unpaid bills. Not sure who's to blame but I'm betting they will be mad again
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Sat September 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Of course they haven't
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Aspen police: Don't take selfies with bears
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: Remember when I said that both sides are to blame for Charlottesville then walked that back to one side, the Nazis, are to blame? Well, both sides are to blame again
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Mon September 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Missing woman found in hotel freezer. Police charged $13 just for picking her up and putting her back
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Sun September 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Louisiana Tech is about to go in for the score and... wait, what's that? By Gawd King, that's Yakety Sax music
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Sat September 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LaSalle County, Illinois prosecutor facing 17 felony counts related to running an unauthorized vigilante unit illegally stopping and searching 'suspicious' vehicles along I-80 for weed. What a go-getter
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Wed September 06, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
President Trump to sign executive order that all freeways in LA must be destroyed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee at White House press briefing on #DACA: "President Obama is laying out a responsible 24-month phase out"
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rahm Emanuel declares Chicago a Trump-free zone. Chicagoans were kind of hoping for a gang-violence-free zone or a corruption-free zone, but they'll take it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
DACA's done, Irma's approaching, and the President is still a coward. Back to live shows tonight on the Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell block. (8PM EDT on MSNBC)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's new book claims that Sanders treating her with kid gloves caused "lasting damage" to her campaign and disrupted the Democratic party before going on to use Republican talking points to disparage Sanders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pastor who took part in Trump inauguration now realizes that no one is safe from face-eating leopards
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News answers the question: What is DACA? Also, why does Trump want to dismantle it? Also, what does "dismantle" mean? Also, where does all this drool on my chin come from? Also, can I eat my toenails?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Obama's executive orders are tyranny and mine aren't
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puzzled man has no clue, seeks help
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Mon September 04, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Houston resident and DACA immigrant died while performing rescue efforts. His mother wants to pay her respects and oversee the funeral, but will be unable to do so unless Customs and Border Protection grant her a humanitarian visa
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Federalist Papers)
 
 
 
Obama's Presidential Library construction is requiring that at least 35% of the contracts to go minority-owned, local businesses. Of course, according to the fine people at the Federalist, this is blatant discrimination against white people
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Wed August 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'll be shocked, shocked, to hear that Iran isn't allowing nuclear inspectors to inspect their nuclears
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Tue August 29, 2017
(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
As always, the answer to the headline is no. In this case, NO
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"Your heart tells you that he's bad for the country." GOP consultants reveal how much they loathe Trump
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Oh please, not another boring Ken Burns documentary about some has-been: This time he wants to do a piece about some guy who just happened to be the first black president of the United States
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blue lives can finally feel safe as your local cops will be able to get grenade launchers and military armored vehicles again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump re-tweets a Fox News reporter who accused Obama of pardoning "a traitor" and "a terrorist", a reference to Chelsea Manning and Oscar Lopez Rivera. Difficulty Obama pardoned neither of them, just commuted their sentences; one after 35 years
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Weeks before Hurricane Harvey hit, Trump eliminated the flood risk rules put in place by Obama
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Judge throws out lawsuit alleging that Zillow's "Zestimates" are full of zhit
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Thu August 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Interior Dept recommend that Trump shrink the size of several "National monuments" Obama designated at the end of his term, but that's not going to happen as it could lead to a headline reading: "Trump's monument much smaller than Obama's"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just 14 words at Trump's Arizona rally may have caused Ben Carson to violate an ethics law
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You know, it's as if R. Kelly is a farkin' sick bastard
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So how did the Generals convince Trump to flip on Afghanistan? 1) presented a detailed strategy for defeating the enemy. 2) showed him photos of Afghan women wearing mini-skirts in the 1970s?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Breitbart tears into Trump after Afghanistan speech, as Bannon makes good on his threats and the nation witnesses the power of his fully armed and operational Derp Station
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Retinas across America are still smoldering and already people are planning for the next total solar eclipse in 2024
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Member of the Republican Party: "My party has become a gathering place for buffoonery"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not saying Obama personally staged the Charlottesville protests, just saying it is not impossible that he staged the protests
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Leading U.S. supplier of voting machines confirms it exposed personal information of more than 1.8 million Illinois residents. Anxious to downplay the risk, state officials quickly point out that most of those voters have been dead for decades
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Bride surprises father with Chicago Bears dress at wedding, will be second string QB for rest of preseason
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois hates Illinois Nazis
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are not one but two Gorkas in the White House, the second just as evil as the first
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What would Jesus do or say to U.S. President Donald Trump if He were to come back today? Praise him? Condemn him? Scold him? Let us know your opinion
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Obama shows Trump how a president should respond to an act of terrorism
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Sat August 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Someone in Illinois woke up a great mood this morning. Everyone else woke up to the crushing realization that they live in Illinois
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Thu August 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mark Twain's suggestion that you should "Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel." Trump and entourage now discovering what he was talking about
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Penceis46
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Foxconn deal has turned into a FoxCON. Governor Scooter, still suffering from delusions of grandeur, thinks it will be fantastic for the state
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Tue August 08, 2017
(46th President of the United States)
 
 
 
With the looming spectre of impeachment on the horizon, let's check in with Mike Pence and... oh lawd
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The refs suck, screw you guys, we are going home"
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As he tours his disaster-struck home district Speaker Paul Ryan faces a variety of questions from concerned constituents such as: Why do you suck? How could you suck SO badly? and, of course: Are you ever going to NOT suck?
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We're winning so hard we've wrapped clean around
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump has taken more vacation days in 7 months than Obama did in any one of his 8 years in office
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Fri August 04, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
American and Mexican diplomats share a laugh over the leaked transcripts of Trump's conversation with the Mexican President after the American diplomat says that Trump is the opposite of Teddy Roosevelt, he speaks loudly and carries a small stick
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's harshest critics think it's bad for America in the long run if we leak stuff that advertises to the world just how much of a dangerously clueless crybaby moron he really is
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Thu August 03, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
EPA Chief Scott Pruitt: I'm gonna go ahead and delay these new smog rules. 15 states + DC: Yeah, we're gonna go ahead and sue you. EPA Chief Scott Pruitt: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and let these new smog rules take effect
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Speaker Paul Ryan held a 'stealth' town hall open only to employees of the business he happened to be touring. The trouble began when he opened the floor to questions
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Wed August 02, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee to be the USDA's chief scientist is not only not a scientist, he once referred to progressives as "race traitors." Looks like Mike Pence will be breaking another tie to confirm him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You want to know how bad a Trump presidency could get? Just look to Illinois, where the governor, a billionaire with no political experience, just vetoed a school funding bill out of spite, which may cause all public schools in the state to shut down
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(Time)
 
 
 
Untrustworthy, disloyal, unhelpful, lying, failing, etc. Chief Boy Scouts Executive "unaware" of call he made to President Trump praising him for "the greatest speech that was ever made to them"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Court tells Trump's EPA to do your god damned jobs for chrissakes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New study finds autistic humans share a genetic profile with antisocial bees. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump had a terrible July, but at least he played a lot of golf
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's Medal of Honor day at the White House, so let's put politics aside and make it all about Trump
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's look at how long it took Ted Nugent to break his civility pledge with attack on Obama
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren: Obamacare is a disaster. Lucky for me, I don't have to deal with it because I'm 24 and still on my parents' insurance
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of every book Obama recommended during his presidency. Make your guesses as to what will be on Trump's reading list
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Scott Walker to Foxconn critics: "suck lemons"
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Thu July 27, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The Department of Education hasn't approved a single loan forgiveness application since January 20. Subby can't put his finger on it, but he thinks something else significant happened that day
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Trump confirms existence of secret program which was still supposed to be secret. It's probably somebody else's fault that Donnie's a dumb-dumb, I'll go with Obama?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump won over Democrats in Youngstown, Ohio. But his unfulfilled campaign promises and alliances with our enemies have resulted in buyer's remorse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Proving there is no limit to his pettiness, Trump who, obviously, was never a Boy Scout, prompts a jamboree full of scouts to boo former Boy Scout and president Obama-by lying about him. Sadly, Fark has no "pathetic" tag
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anonymous ICE agent to The New Yorker: There are no more rules, just a demand to round them up. So, feel free to feel contempt for us because we suck
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A blond, white college student says she was a "victim" and couldn't vote for Trump because her far left friends would think she was racist. Bonus: She started out supporting Bernie Sanders
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Sun July 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you can't discredit the truth, discredit the truthteller
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As Trump's approval ratings continue to decline, we ask two questions: 1) How low can he go? and 2) How can he get his rating above 50%? tl;dr: 1) Very and 2) Stop being a dick
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Former law professor Elizabeth Warren marks up President Trump's report card, flunks him for his broken promise to 'Drain the Swamp'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having accomplished so much during his first 6 months, Donald Trump is taking almost the whole month of August to enjoy a well-deserved luxury vacation at his golf club resort in New Jersey
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
President Obama sends classy, touching Tweet to John McCain
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois schools close for safety concerns... that snowflakes will stare at the sun during a solar eclipse
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Mon July 17, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
China blacklists Winnie the Pooh. Oh bother
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump is killing the Republican Party". In other news, the sky is blue and water is wet
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The 2018 Illinois Gubernatorial race could cost $300 million and be the most expensive election in history. Pretty bold for a state that didn't have a budget for three years
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes decides to kick the HURRRR DURRR SNOPES IS SOROS FUNDED LIBERAL PROPAGANDA idiocy to the curb once and for all. Oh and note, the moral of the post, plenty to criticize about Trump without having to lie
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Tue July 11, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Gov. Greitens unveils his audacious plan to reduce crime rates in St. Louis city -- more traffic tickets
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
After Putin's meeting with Trump, the question remains, who speaks better English? Bigly
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Newton beats Darwin this time
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bill Murray opening Caddyshack-themed restaurant near his hometown of Rosemont, Illinois. So they got that going for them, which is nice
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why don't Americans trust the media? Because newspapers like Washington Post are full of shiat
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Mom takes cute pictures of her baby being held by sane President
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
After 3 years, Illinois finally passes a budget. Don't worry about it being written in crayon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto faces opposition from Democrats, teachers' unions, his wife, etc
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Trump was on the fence about discussing election meddling with Putin. Then he got a letter that changed everything
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto so popular, people are throwing mysterious substances into his office. Bonus: they had to turn off the air conditioning in the whole capital building as a precaution
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
The Illinois Senate, deciding that it's garbage to allow the state to become junk, overrides the governor's veto of the state's budget
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rauner, keeping the great tradition GOPers f*cking over their constituents time and time again, vetoes the goddamn Illinois budget, and has thereby allowed his state to reach "Junk" status
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Reliable sources put support for President Trump up to almost 50%. Wait, sorry, that's support for *impeaching* President Trump
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Tue July 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you are keeping score at home, 41 states have told Trump's election fraud commission to stuff it. Illinois has characteristically denied even getting a request, thereby protecting the privacy of the deceased
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Meh, let Ralph Steadman do all of them
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP is into the politics of Erasure sometimes, not always. And they're not concerned with the drama they cause or how they may break the chains of love, not realizing if they showed us a little respect it doesn't have to be like that
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Sat July 01, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is how much Donald Trump's personal assistant makes, now Subby wants that job
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
New Jersey's closed. Toxic sludge monster out front should have told you
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Illinois heads for a third year without a budget
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When the former AG Tweets at 3 am "To the career men & women at DOJ/FBI: your actions and integrity will be unfairly questioned. Be prepared, be strong. Duty. Honor. Country." you gotta believe some SERIOUS shiat is about to drop
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Powerball and Mega Millions odds just got a bit better as those living in Illinois forced to spend extra money for gas to get their tickets
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this shocking bit of news, but Van Jones says that James O'Keefe took comments on Russian hacking he made completely out of context in his video attacking CNN
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump is a 71-year-old version of Jan Brady. Obama Obama Obama
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) is leaving Congress for... you guessed it... Fox News
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Tue June 27, 2017
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Massive Asian Carp is the name of my Mississippi blues band
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So, about conservatives' claims that Trump will "restore" worldwide respect of America
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: 'So what do you think about this administration so far?" Eric Trump: 'I AM ERIC I LIKE PIE'
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You thought Trump's tweets were bad? He's got nothing on one of his appointees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
University of Illinois study finds that sex doesn't really work as a selling point. Mostly because if it did, no one would ever enroll at the University of Illinois
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
From the "Is he really that stupid?" Department
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Sun June 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jesus would be so proud: Illinois Catholic bishop outlaws funeral rites for LGBT Catholics and orders priests not to baptize their kids
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump continues tradition of bizarre Sunday morning Tweets, stating "I am on Fox and Friends. Enjoy. Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party in order to beat Crazy Bernie Sanders. Is she allowed to so collude? Unfair to Bernie"
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump has a psychotic break, blames Obama for a Russian attack that never happened
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The most important inventions to come from each state, all in one map. The state that invented the surfboard won't surprise you. But the state that invented the cellphone might
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