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74 headlines found matching 'Ice T'
Wed August 23, 2017
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump, meet Angry Mob. Angry Mob, Donald Trump. Nice to meet you
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Mon August 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, part DCLXIV: swimming hole edition
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
President's Arts Council Knowingly Sends A Neatly Disguised Rebuke And Cancels Its Service To Protest Remarks In Charlottesville Kerfuffle
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Thu August 17, 2017
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
If you don't want the police to find your drug operation, don't put your alligator in the hotel swimming pool
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Sun August 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Police test cadets' focus with squeaky rubber chicken
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Sat August 12, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In this day and age where vulgar casualness is the norm, it's nice to know some men will still don a suit, tie, and fedora to go rob a bank
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Resident comes home from a trip and finds that someone has broken into their house and stol...uh wait, cleaned the place up and left. Police to soon release sketch of suspect, bald male wearing white shirt and pants
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest thing from the food police to kill you: beer pong
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President Clinton affirms what we knew all along: She was only seeking office to help big-time Wall Street investors get even richer. And she's mighty proud of it too
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever notice that companies have been making a few of their packaged products slightly smaller, while charging the same price, and hoping that no one notices. Well, it's not just a few products ... the latest tally is 2,529 items
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Sat July 29, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Conway's advice to White House staff: Remember that Trump is the God-Emperor and must be treated as such at all times, you insignificant minions
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump asks police to be a little more brutal, police cheer. I keep getting this feeling that these aren't good people
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Tue July 25, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The House approves Russian sanctions, Manafort's been subpoenaed, Senator Collins didn't notice the mic was live, and Yertle finally got 50 votes. THIS is your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread. The show starts at 9 PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Define Nixonian: Using the power of office to attack political opponents. Trump, planning to fire AG to get someone who will go after Hillary
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Miss Manners dispenses advice to a self-absorbed idiot, with just the right touch of sarcasm
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Notice the words "fake," "dishonest" or "lying" aren't used in this Tweet
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You know Civil Asset Forfeiture- The program that allows police to steal from people? Jeff Sessions is expanding it
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf wants police to seize more cash for their budgets, better cookie ovens in his tree
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago visitors must be identified, Keebler wants police to take your money, and Qatar was hacked. It's your Rachel Maddow News Hour, starting at 9pm ET
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Would you pay $699 for this juicer? No? Well now it's $399 But wait, you can squeeze the juice packets with your hands? Well we are dropping the price to $200 so don't wait call now
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It took about 12 seconds for the Secret Service to respond to Trump's lawyer blaming them for his son's poor decisions
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever raised an animal for its fur, meat, etc.? Subby is thinking about raising and breeding rabbits for both fur and meat. Any advice to give?
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Wed July 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Size of Delaware? Meh. Twice the volume of Lake Erie? One TRILLION tons? Holy crap. What frame of reference gets your attention?
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman: Conspiring with Russia is a small price to pay to beat Hillary
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Naked Instagram model arrested after police tussle (Not safe for work)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Hi, we're newborn grey whale calves. Nice to meet you" (pics)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
G-20 meetings showed that the world's learning how to deal with Donald Trump. Step one: Don't feed the Twitter troll. Step two: Be nice to Ivanka
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stunningly, the price tag of a new NY/NJ tunnel has surprisingly jumped from $7.7 billion to $13 billion - spurring calls to get cracking on the $21 billion tunnel before the next eight or nine completely unexpected increases
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tennis world serves notice that it's unfair for a first round player who quits his match after 12 minutes to still pick up $45,000
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Tue July 04, 2017
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
July 4th advice to Jeff Bezos (and Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, etc.): pay some tax
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Three-quarters of Americans prefer shoe leather to delicious, succulent, well-prepared steak. This is why we can't have nice things
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
McLovin fan carrying huge banner with pic of McLovin, fails to notice the real McLovin right beside him. McLovin
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Splice the TV show Dinosaurs into Jurassic Park, and amusing finds a way
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
German police taken off duty after pictures of sex and booze-fueled party emerge. Huh, maybe we need to update that 'in heaven the police are English' joke
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Producers edging out directors in blockbuster movies because Avengers 2's box office take matters more than how much it sucked
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Tue June 27, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Universal health care failed in California because it cost twice the California budget and those who proposed it didn't have a solution for that cost
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Who still runs WinXP? That bioassay device over there. That medical device thataway. The UK's biggest warship. The CNC ma... wait, what was that?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are on the verge of developing a device that charges phones using one's own sweat. 17-year-old boys out on their first date rejoice
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Juicero not dumb enough for you? How about a $400 device that pours hot water over tea leaves?
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Tue June 20, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State Police to clamp down on the scourge of our times. That's right, left lane campers, your time has come
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Sat June 17, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
45 yeas ago today, there was a break-in of the Democratic National Committee office in the Watergate office building. So nice to know our national leaders would never oversee anything as stupid as that again
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ever notice the Shea Bridge in deep right field at Mets' Citi Field? Well, Kyle Schwarber's 467-foot home run just cleared it
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Tue June 13, 2017
(American Hockey League)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Jr. Game 6 - We're Not Done Handing Out Hockey Trophies Yet. It's Crunch time for Syracuse as Grand Rapids hopes to use home ice to swoop away with the Calder Cup tonight. Be there, Pierre won't. Griffins/Crunch @ 7pm ET (LGT viewing info)
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New drugs to prevent migraines could be on the market as early as next year. Unfortunately the $8,500 price tag will give you a splitting headache
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Sat June 10, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Did anybody ever notice this from the Candy Land board game?
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
150 pounds of meth found in popcorn boxes at border. Police tipped off when they realized 'Orville Reddentweaker' wasn't a real brand
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Tue May 30, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army, who alone developed and tested the Zika vaccine, is about to grant an exclusive license for it to a major pharmaceutical company. Taxpayers: What if they raise the price to an unaffordable level? Army: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Mon May 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists create new device that gives you an actual chill if you encounter a robot pretending to be human
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Why the female cashier is being nice to you: A) she is uncontrollably sexually attracted to you, or B) because that's literally her farking job, you cretin
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Political official threatens the Chief of Capitol Police to 'expect consequences' if he didn't return a laptop taken during a criminal investigation, Surprisingly it wasn't a member of the Trump administration
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Thu May 25, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Minor league ballpark to include office building as part of stands. Is it possible for an office to have negative productivity?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Is it too much to ask our police to *not* run over and sock 14-yr-old girls in the face? I hope that's not placing too much of a burden on our heroes in blue
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Sat May 20, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Couple trying to conceive via artificial insemination kept matter private, even from family. That was until Pasco County Sheriff's Office posted on its social media page how they helped wife store sperm in dry ice thermos. Hilarity ensued
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Fri May 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Man arrested after 3 pounds of meth is delivered to cemetery. Police theorize he was trying to streamline the stages of drug addiction
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Father at Disney World starts day-drinking early, rams baby carriage through crowd yelling racial slurs, sits by pool for hours getting piss-drunk, kid get badly sunburned. Bonus: Tells police Trump will kill them
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Tue May 16, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Even hackers have better customer service than Comcast
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Possibly the Daily Mail's only non-loathsome journalist rails against self-service tills at retail, spends whole day shopping on High Street using them to prove they waste more of your time than human-staffed tills
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Fri May 12, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
In the midst of all his current problems, it's nice to see President Trump still has time to troll Rosie O'Donnell
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Thu May 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark it. Nuke my state. We deserve it. OK Rep suggests turning 82k non-English speaking students to ICE to save money
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
This ransomware now pegs its extortion price to the local cost of a Big Mac in a victim's home nation, because these cybercriminals understand that people make less money in Mongolia than in France
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Yelp advertisers are revolting. Yelp stinks on ice too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SecEd Betsy DeVos compares school choice to switching wireless carriers. "If you can't get cell phone service in your living room, then your particular provider is failing you." Obviously, you should be able to build your own cell tower or buy your own carrier
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Tue May 09, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Paige's snooping lands her in trouble. The Jennings make a choice that could shift the balance of their lives. What will Sofia bring to Stan & Aderholt? Where will Oleg's big lead take him? #PoorMartha Tuan? The Americans, 10PM EST on F/X
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Even before they kick out all the people stealing their jobs, the UK can't find enough people to do twice the work for half the pay
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Mon May 08, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Florida Institute for Technology develop device to search for alien worlds, possibly in hopes of finding another Florida out there in the stars
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Give some advice to this troubled 1%er
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Hulu launches streaming TV service that would allow them to compete with cable companies for $39.99 a month. Of course, to really compete with cable, after a year the price will jump to $150 a month
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate Star Wars Day than with a nice tall glass of blue milk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Department of Justice says it was OK for police to continue shooting Alton Sterling because he was still moving
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court, in 7-1 ruling, rejects Colorado's guilty until proven innocent practice, and says States cannot use civil forfeiture to take valuables from innocent people. Wait, who was the Justice that disagreed with this? Thomas, of course
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After "site improvements" last night, the EPA's public-facing data portal, available for the past 20 years, is no more. Move along, citizens, and go breathe some cool, nutritious bus exhaust while you sip on MercuryWater™, and sit by a nice tire fire
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man dressed as giant asparagus sparks controversy at church service to mark St George's day. "Why only adoration of asparagus? Where's the sprout liturgy, or equality for mushrooms?"
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Suspended Alabama Supreme Court justice to take his commandments to Washington
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