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76 headlines found matching 'Ice T'
Mon November 24, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Not news: Police officer causes a 3 car crash. Florida: He was too busy looking at prostitutes to notice the cars in front of him
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Sun November 23, 2014
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Getting primed for the playoffs? To the left, some booms and busts in Weeks 14-16. To the right, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts™ with the latest advice to get you ready for football supremacy
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Sat November 22, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this one: The Navy's newest aircraft carrier is likely to exceed its $12.9 billion price tag
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Fri November 21, 2014
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Forgetting that Adblock exists and is free, Google launches a service that removes ads from popular websites for a monthly fee
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Wed November 19, 2014
(PBS)
 
 
 
When the druids, hippies, and locals clear out of Stonehenge after the summer solstice there's always one group left...the Horsedrawn
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Tue November 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Post a picture of 30 Homeland Security SUVs in a parking lot near Ferguson? You're a terrorist, disservice to your country and fired Mr Navy Vet. In other news, there are 30 Homeland Security SUVs waiting in Ferguson
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Halliburton to buy oilfield services behemoth Baker Hughes for $35 billion. It's nice to see ambitious patriots using their hard-earned cash to stimulate the American economy
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Sun November 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney has passed the $4 billion mark at the box office thanks to Marvel superheroes and Angelina Jolie's bad hair
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Police deploy tear gas that overcomes an elementary school after three cruisers get in a crash. Which would be understandable in a wild chase, not a police training exercise
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Fri November 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I'm having seizures and I don't know where I am. Please send police to beat me up and arrest me," said no one, ever
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Tue November 11, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So...did anybody notice that Obama and Chinese leader Xi Jinping were wearing matching Dr. Evil suits today? Fox News did
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Sun November 09, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Post Office to deliver seven days a week during the holidays. People have a much better chance this year of receiving that package shipped just before Christmas. In 2010
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Fri November 07, 2014
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
With all the focus on giving marijuana candy to kids, it's nice to see a restaurant just serving kids alcohol
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(29)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's advice to the GOP on the 2016 election: Nominate an 'honest person' and play nice or Hillary will win. Just kidding, he really said...what, he did say that? But that makes sense, and...uh...I'm a little lost here
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Thu November 06, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
As Elizabeth Warren moves her office to the Senate broom closet and jockeys for a position on the federal lunch tray oversight subcommittee, her supporters say she was the real winner Tuesday
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(332)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brett Favre was the Farrelly Brothers' third choice to appear in There's Something About Mary, after Drew Bledsoe and Steve Young. However, he was always number one at showing off his frank and beans
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Wed November 05, 2014
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Scott Brown becomes first Senate candidate to lose twice to women, angrily blames 'ethics in political journalism' in his concession speech
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Thu October 30, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you feel the need to purchase a device that lets you videochat remotely with your pet while being able to dispense him treats, maybe you should just give in and have a child already
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(34)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Alcoholic fined after hurling abuse at passers-by while drinking from three-liter bottle of hard cider before telling police to "f**k off." Guy's the human embodiment of a Fark Politics thread all by himself
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(16)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
400-year-old Bonfire Night festival will be celebrated Nov. 5 in Britain, prompting police to remind survivors from previous years that it's a really, really bad idea to buy illicit, homemade fireworks from some guy you just met in a bar
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Fri October 24, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
After getting arrested for DUI, 23 year old woman gives police the password to unlock her phone. While in custody, a CHP officer emailed 6 nude photos of the woman from her phone to his. Queue the Costanza "was that wrong?" photos
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(172)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who flexed her pectoral muscles to Mozart received death threats for it. This is why we can't have nice things, people
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(273)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Mayor of Omaha suggests allowing police the power to access people's personal library information, which will never be abused in any way whatsoever
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Google Express service to launch in the Boston area, will allow you to order items through the service and have them delivered in less than an hour. But for the love of god, whatever you do, be sure you don't confuse GES and GIS when searching
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New device that allows an opened bottle of wine to be perfectly preserved for months once it's opened called the 'Holy Grail of Wine Drinkers.' At least among people who don't furrow their brows over the curious phrase 'leftover wine'
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Wed October 08, 2014
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Facebook will make sure Farkers notice they are walking by a pub, bar or liquor store. Like we ever had that problem
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(17)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Police to black foster kid: Why are you in this white family's house? Kid: Because I live here. Police: That's a pepper-spraying
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Why does tomato juice taste better way up high in a plane instead of on the ground? Because Science
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(17)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
MarketWatch will no longer run photos of the NYSE trading floor. "By relying on trading-floor photos, we have been distorting the truth rather than reporting it. We are doing a disservice to you, our readers"
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Sun October 05, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bye week, injuries, bye week, suspensions, bye week, outright releases, and, oh did we mention it's another bye week? You've got questions, we've got answers: it's your Week 5 Fark Fantasy Football thread. Info to the left, advice to the right
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Wed October 01, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Van Der Sloot: convicted murderer, alleged extortionist, suspected rapist, accomplice to fatherhood
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Tue September 30, 2014
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police task force chase down stolen van full of donuts, seize contents as evidence
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Told it's a crime to vote themselves an immediate pay raise, Boston city councilors notice they've always gotten away with it before
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(18)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reads like a common core math problem: if 645,000 Maryland residents had Obamaphones in 2012. And that is 100 times as many as there were in 2009, and twice the number there who are eligible for the program. How many people are screwing the system?
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Sun September 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The happiest mugshot you'll see today leads police to suspect the perpetrator may have ties to Britain
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
"Chocolate-covered pumpkin spice Twinkie." SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(69)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Will the Tiger-Cats feast on the Allouettes? Can the Riders ice the Eskimos? It's a CFL thread because football Action starts at 7pm ET
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(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
The inmates at the Espanola police station would very much like the police to keep in mind that the strange, unexplained noises and images in the CCTV system are in fact, ghosts, and there's no reason to investigate the cell blocks whatsoever
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Mon September 22, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
New tool against emerald ash borer is a tiny robot made to look like a female beetle that carries enough juice to electrocute the males when they inevitably jump on its back to mate with it (pics)
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(BigTex.com)
 
 
 
Deep Fried Shrimp Boil, Deep Fried Ice Tea, Deep fried Nachos. These are just a few of the fares you can sample at the Texas State Fair. Sponsored by Lipitor
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a MLB rookie and hit your first home run, it's nice to get the baseball back, especially after an 8-year-old girl has written a cute message on it for you
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(9)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis regarding the whole Ray Rice thing: 'Some things you can cover up ... some things you can't'
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(43)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ray Rice to appeal his indefinite suspension, looks forward to beating it
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(99)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why I hate people or why we can't have nice things. DIT
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey sure seems like a good choice to sell cars to people who are dead inside
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(4)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
It's nice to be the CEO of your company and make $150,000 in your first year. Especially when you're 12 years old
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Suter, member of the 1980 Miracle on Ice team, skates off to the big rink in the sky
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(28)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ray Rice to be unceremoniously removed from Madden '15, because even EA is too good for him
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(40)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Today in badly worded headlines: Road rage leads police to murder victim's boyfriend
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(21)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Big Telecoms vs. The World)
 
 
 
Add your voice to those demanding net neutrality on the Internet, with your input going to the decisionmakers before th...[BUFFERING]...ey go t...[BUFFERING]...CARRIER LOST
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(44)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1991, a man helped his children escape from their burning home in a blaze that killed his wife. In 2008, that same man killed his son by rigging his car jack causing his truck to crush him. Now, police think he just maybe also set the 1991 fire
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(58)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New VICE trailer shows why you shouldn't eat Danish pork
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(24)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
2015 Corvette Z06 has a base price tag of $79,000, which is still cheaper than a penile implant
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Thu August 21, 2014
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Coroner tells police the open beers they found in his car were, "from a death scene yesterday"
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(32)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Apparently Johnny Depp ignores the age-old industry advice to "never work with Kevin Smith"
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(56)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
In the wake of the questions surrounding the Ferguson shooting, many people are pushing for the police to wear body cameras, but as San Diego shows, even where cops DO wear them it's unlikely YOU will ever get to see the footage, citizen
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(193)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TMNT once again beats Guardians at the box office showing why we can't have nice things
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(104)
 
(Sports Business Daily)
 
 
 
Comcast and NASCAR are closer to a deal to rename the Nationwide Series the Xfinity Series. MPH caps and unreliable pit service to follow
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(34)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
That's a good question - why don't we require police to wear cameras on duty? You'd think it'd be better and cheaper than a week of protests and tear gas
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(440)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A good citizen will help the police track down and apprehend violent criminals, even if they happen to be that criminal
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(15)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity can't figure out why everybody's down on the police these days. Why, he's never had anything but positive experiences with cops. And *that's* coming from an obscenely wealthy, white, celebrity
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Wed August 13, 2014
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Scammers discover that if you want a restaurant to pay an electric bill they don't actually owe, there's no better time to threaten them with losing service than the lunch rush
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(35)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ibiza police ticket three couples for not wearing seat belts, while having sex, in a van
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(41)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Attention tourists: If you're visiting the United States there are some things you can do to blend in, including adding ice to every drink, call football soccer, and brag about being dumb
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(331)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Who's going to police the police when they need policing? This squad of ex-police of course
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(13)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Parade Magazine)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday, Smokey Bear. Hey, did you ever notice that he and Sam Elliott are never in the same room?
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(30)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: Police taser young person. Fark: An 8-year-old girl
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(63)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
This is why New York City can't have nice things: Beautiful and bizarrely artistic street signs featuring skulls, spires, coat hangers and other strange icons from the DOT that were placed around Manhattan are being stolen by quasi-satanic hipsters
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(54)
 
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
10 best punk rock movies ever. EVER. well....maybe not really. Kind of, sort of
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(69)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is never be nice to anyone, ever
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Just when police thought they had finally loosened the Mafia's historical stranglehold over Sicily, a new generation of brash mobsters is reclaiming the streets of Palermo - and bragging about it on Facebook" (pics)
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(64)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Juneau Police Department is looking for a group of five or six kids, ranging from 7 to 13 years old that made a bomb out of a backpack, two bottles of Axe body spray and a can of Old Spice to set off an explosion behind a middle school
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(51)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Johnson & Johnson pulls device that causes cancer & cancer
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants elves to service Teslas, says Santa and cookie making can damn well wait
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(16)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
American couple calls police the day after they were overcharged for ice cream and water. If only there were a menu with the prices lis...oh wait, there was
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(44)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
This is why we cannot smoke nice things
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