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Mon September 26, 2016
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Nothing is wrong with asking the police to touch up your DUI arrest photo with a beauty app to make you look more beautiful. Nothing at all
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
City officials demand security gets beefed up at a destination for a "volatile mix of people" who show up every weekend, get into fights and cause damage that takes up valuable police time and resources. No comment from Chuck E. Cheese management
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The new Ford GT prototype is so advanced its drivers can reach twice the posted speed limit in Colorado
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Wed September 21, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Protester shot and critically wounded by another civilian in Charlotte. Three wounded including police transported to hospital. State of emergency has been declared
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Bourdain rocks Reddit AMA with takes on beer and chicken. "Please notice that Nashvillians themselves don't eat the extra-hot fried chicken. They know better. Unless you've got three or four days to spend in a bathroom, I really advise against that"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jury awards $277,000 to ex-Dollar General cashier who was fired for drinking orange juice to treat her diabetic condition
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Cincinnati Bengals whining about another loss to Pittsburgh. At least the picture of the ref dressed like a Steeler was a nice touch
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Mon September 19, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
A man calls the police to report his ex-girlfriend for over-feeding his hamster
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Well, this is nothing to worry about. Consider it an opportunity to practice terraforming before we send colonists to the stars
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
To the surprise of everyone, streaming service Tidal is a huge financial success. Just kidding, they're bleeding out like a stuck pig
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's nice to occasionally stop and pick up a hitchhiker. Especially if it's a bride trying to get to her wedding
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Leader of the Ferguson Missouri protests is found shot dead in a burning car. Police there suspect that maybe, perhaps, foul play was involved
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Juggalo memorial service turns out to be just like an episode of Pinky and the Brain, except for the lack of either
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Bubba on Drumpf's Mexico trip: "I've had that job. That damaged America and every serious country in the world. You cannot be the leader of a country, go down and be nice to people and then come home and dump on them for your own political benefit"
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Sun August 28, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The only thing that would make Skid Row worse than it already is would be if somebody introduced Spice to the people living there. Fortunately that hasn't happened and ... oh, crap
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Thu August 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dear France, especially lately, we understand why you might be afraid of Islamic terrorism, but sending police to a beach to force a Muslim woman to violate her religion and disrobe at gunpoint? Yeah, You just made an ISIS recruiting video for them
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Makers of EpiPen, Mylan Pharmaceuticals' stock drops $3 billion in 5 days as investors panic. If only they had a device that could keep them from going into shock
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists develops new device that adds specific taste molecules to healthy foods to make them taste more like unhealthy foods (the ones we all like)
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Half-naked, deaf man gets tased trying to swallow sock full of crack cocaine after he evidently didn't hear police telling him to stop
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People who parrot their child's baby talk back at them are doing a disservice to linguistic development
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Tim Kaine embraces the butter cow" That's not a nice thing to call Hillary, Politico
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're really good friends with a Chicago judge, and a Democrat running for office there, you wear the judge's robes and pretend to be the judge as you hear real cases. Yeah, legal observers are "stunned"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when your face spazzes out right when the police take your mugshot and book you for arson
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Brazilian judge orders police to seize Ryan Lochte's passport so they can get to the bottom of this robbery investigation with conflicting accounts. Lochte's lawyer: Good luck finding him
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Henry Cavill teases New Superman costume for Justice League movie. Looks like they're taking fan advice to heart and finally lightening up the tone a bit
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That anti-Manafort article by the New York Times is so crazy, no one will notice. Writer was actually whistling while passing a graveyard when he wrote this, and he didn't even notice the irony
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man on Swiss train douses woman with liquid that bursts into flames, setting both of them albaze; then he gets all stabby on six people before police tackle him
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Spice Girls reunion could be wrecked after Sporty Spice turns into Litigious Spice
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Wed August 10, 2016
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
RI Environmental Police think that there just might be something suspicious about a boat that drifted into a Warwick marina with a still-running engine and nothing on board except a fair amount of blood and broken glass covering the deck
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Mon August 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russians would rather have Trump because the Republican nominee is a man, more "fun" and has nice things to say about Russia. Luckily, Russians don't get to vote in our election. For that matter, they probably don't get to vote in their election
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Obama & Hillary: "That $400 million for Iran was not a ransom." Iran: "That's correct: It was only *part* of the expensive price to free the hostages"
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Sun July 31, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Active shooter downtown Austin. Police telling people to stay out of downtown. Here we go again
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The price tag of Chelsea Clinton's DNC dress? $2,215. Take that, Melania
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
For the first time since the 2000 election, the Democratic Party platform doesn't include lip-service to protecting the Second Amendment
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
JetBlue considers bringing its rock-bottom fares and high-quality cabin service to transatlantic market, hopefully without sending its passengers to rock bottom of Atlantic
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Economist)
 
 
 
Building a wall 1,000 miles long and 40 feet high would require $711m worth of concrete, a small price to pay to Make America Great Again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Who DIDN'T Trump attack at the convention. Apparently Trump won't mess with Michelle Obama. Either that or his practice tweets were so racist that none were sent
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Sat July 23, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Yes, the Russian Paralympic team is doping too, because we apparently don't get to have a single nice thing in the whole wide world
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
You can add the Secret Service to the list of things Trump will make great again
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is, if you think everything at Best Buy is about twice the price that makes it worthwhile, this could be a good weekend for you
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you're going to call the police to report your car and safe were stolen, please remember to store your pipe bombs out of sight
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese seaplane shuttle service takes government workers and local journalists along on its first flight - which turns into its last flight
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Wright State University decides they're the Wrong choice to host the first Presidential debate
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Driver in Nice truck attack may be downgraded from "Islamic terrorist" to "crazy loner"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Nice escape, Justice Thomas
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police targeting black people for filming police killing black people. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes, indeed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his girlfriend have been planning on a lavish wedding. The date has been pushed back twice to tragedy, and I found out they secretly eloped but still are planning on throwing a sham wedding. Should I confront them?"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nottinghamshire police to count wolf-whistling in street as a hate crime. Tex Avery and his gang move to Sherwood Forest
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt to lend his voice to an upcoming episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, hopefully as a pony version of Robert Evans
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cleveland police threaten to not attend Browns games this fall. This is not the plot to Major League 4
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Mon July 11, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conveniently, just as Michele's "quiver" is running out of arrows, she and Jim Bob Duggar of "19 Kids and Counting" fame seem headed for divorce. But really, it's her fault: "She has actually raised her voice to Jim Bob," a family friend said
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
So I just look at my bank account and saw a $222 credit from my Dr.'s office that I wasn't expecting. What cool thing has happened to you today?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Because it's not enough that grown-ups are running around trying to catch Pokémon, now some are using drones to catch 'em all. This is why we can't have nice things
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
French tourists call Queensland police to shoot the scary spiders in their campervan, unaware of the two-meter scrub python on their back seat
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump responds to Dallas police tragedy in atypical fashion, then blows it with comments about police shooting black men in LA, MN
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Police training spends 12 times longer on winning fights than avoiding them
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Humpty Doo man calls police to complain about his father burning all his cannabis, leading to the important question: What is Humpty Doo?
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The current situation in Antarctica is a longstanding scientific paradox: in a warming world, why is Antarctic sea ice thickening and expanding? Also, what's the deal with magnets? How do they farking work?
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
An Iowa man is arrested after continuing to shoot off fireworks despite being asked by the police to stop. He he then said was going to light another firework "with a blunt in his mouth because this is America'
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian postal service to unions: GTFO
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FW: FW: Fw: Fw: FW: Fw: We must sacrifice the last dollar and drop of blood to rid us of that badge of slavery, and it must rest with England alone to say whether it is worth eternal war, for eternal it must be if she holds to the wrong
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Fri July 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Apple patents a device to get you to stop using your phones everywhere
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
To swallow the price tag on Macallan's $35K whisky, you need at least a $19 bottle of Wild Turkey
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Ionia Sentinel-Standard)
 
 
 
First Detroit Lions cheer squad in 40 years draws hundreds of hopefuls. Winners were the ones who were most convincing in yelling out the team's traditional cheerleading chant of "Nice try"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Enhance, Enhance, ENHANCE. Hey, nice Trump stamp
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
As far as miserable cities with a championship drought, San Diego's was already longer than Cleveland's, and they don't have nice things like seasons or the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Green Bay Packers)
 
 
 
How the 1980s could have gone very differently, part 95832: Packers' scouts beg the front office to draft these kids Lott and Montana, and are ignored
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Strange new molecule in space could solve a major mystery about life. Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now & then, get some walking in, try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds & nations
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're part of a Fitbiatchallenge with your friends, the best way to ensure that you win is to attach the device to a chainsaw, a ceiling fan, or a puppy
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Ian Visits)
 
 
 
Deep under a London Underground station lies a network of long disused tunnels and a tiny ticket office that have rarely been seen by anyone for over 50 years, until now
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Stylist)
 
 
 
There's now a device that will help you nap at your desk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump would tear down Mecca's holiest Islamic sites and replace them with cheesy malls, expensive tacky hotels and office towers...he would, if the Saudis weren't doing that already
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy CEO sells off half of his stock in the company but maintains everything is fine, nothing to see here, things couldn't be better, hey why is the stock price tanking?
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the states that have gained and lost the most jobs, so do you notice the trend in your state?
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Sat June 04, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
New gum from Spain claims it can boost your sex drive, cure your hangover and even give you a really nice tan. Chew on that
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever notice that your local Subaru dealer probably doesn't offer deep price cuts? Well, there's actually a very good reason
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Department of Justice to FBI: It's 2008 already; you should get a warrant when you issue a National Security Letter to an ISP. FBI to DoJ: Warrants? We don't need no steenking warrants. Uh, I mean, it's 2014 and we still respectfully disagree
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe Courses: Certified Expert in Photoshop CC exam preparation and practice tests; photography courses in Lightroom, beginner flash photography, night photography, Photoshop Elements training, and more. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue May 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
All the idiots at the zoo screaming may have caused the gorilla to notice that the kid had fallen in the enclosure to start with
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