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Wed August 24, 2016
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Recruiter suggests women should take off their engagement ring for job interviews: "When a man sees that ring he immediately assumes you are high maintenance, and women will hate you for having a bigger ring than them"
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Fri August 19, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
"Nobody cares anymore about fundamentals." Is this phrase more commonly used by angry sports writers or angry business writers?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You may want to rethink your criteria for choosing friends when your best man fails to book flights and accommodation for the stag party, pockets the money and pretends to have terminal cancer. Bonus: you don't find out until you're at the airport
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton demands to know which remarks Donald Trump actually regrets, because everyone knows there are literally thousands of things he's said since the start of the campaign that are regrettable
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
To recruit more blacks and Hispanics, Facebook HR pulled out all the stops: mining LinkedIn for brown-looking profile pics, searching top 100 Latino surnames, and awarding recruiters extra points per every diverse employee bagged. It didn't work
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Widow of former Captain America writer and editor Mark Gruenwald finishes using the remainder of his ashes that weren't mixed in the ink of the Squadron Supreme TPB, sprinkles "two scoops of Gru" over new Captain America statue
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Coming as a surprise to literally and sarcastically no one, Trump campaign says losing in the polls means he's winning
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"When you sign a contract with Disney, the things it says your film cannot have are beheadings, impalement, or smoking. They literally have those words in the contract as things you're not allowed to do"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Discover)
 
 
 
Shark literally takes its face apart to eat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump reiterates that he "doesn't trust intelligence" right before intelligence briefing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been a long time, now I'm...writing this tome. I've been away now, oh how, I've missed this home. Wait...THIS is the Fark Writer's Thread "Antici-"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New York's hottest eatery is Dirty French, where the waiters wear vintage Air Jordans and the signature dish is the tête de pomme. It's that thing where a midget dresses up like Mr. Potatohead and you eat french fries out of his giant plastic mouth
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion group wants to literally beat Hillary Clinton with real aborted fetuses
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump spokeswoman Katrina Pierson literally doesn't understand the meaning of the word "literally," is figuratively dumb as shiat
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That anti-Manafort article by the New York Times is so crazy, no one will notice. Writer was actually whistling while passing a graveyard when he wrote this, and he didn't even notice the irony
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Fri August 12, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sports writer for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch pens a masterful example of why he shouldn't be allowed within 10 miles of a Baseball Hall of Fame ballot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump is now claiming that he doesn't know what the words "literally" and "sarcasm" mean
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Daily Beast writer decides to spend the Olympics outing athletes
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Olive Garden unveils $60 take-out "Family-Style Lasagna Bundle" including trough of lasagna, jumbo-sized house salad, a dozen breadsticks, and 2-liter bottle of soda. Your family of eight will surely eat only the recommended serving sizes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Once I was afraid, I was petrified, when I saw that crazed Cheeto going down that slide. But then I woke up and realized I wasn't that alone. No, I'm writing from the thread I call my home. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Survived another week"
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(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Doggystyle isn't meant to be taken literally, my dear
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Thanks to Constitutional due process safeguards and sloppy legislative drafting by Congress, there is a 50 square mile section in America's oldest national park where you can literally get away with murder
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The real life situation in Nigeria, with terrorist groups, splinter cells off of those terrorist groups, corrupt politicians, finger-pointing, and bombing is like a script the writers of 'Homeland' threw away for being too contrived
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Complete C Programming course. Interesting instructor: akido black belt, music journalist, magazine editor, technology writer, and technology director at the company that created Sapphire and Amethyst. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just so you know, the amount of vodak you have to drink before punching out a moving Mercedes seems like a good idea is one liter
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Sat August 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Most athletes would figuratively give an arm and a leg to compete in the Olympics. This French gymnast is literally halfway there
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New York sportswriter thinks retiring Mark Teixeria deserves consideration for the Hall of Fame. As what, a ticket-taker? Maybe the guy selling funnel cakes in the snack bar? Do they have an opening for a parking lot attendant?
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marissa Mayer's criteria for tech success: "My husband runs a co-working office... go in on a Saturday, I can tell you which startups will succeed, without even knowing what they do. Being there on the weekend is a huge indicator of success"
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Seinfeld' 9/11 writer interviewed about his surprise viral hit. Interestingly, none of the original cast or producers are commenting ... yet
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Star Wars: Rogue One's new edit will be overseen by the uncredited writer on the movie, whose credits include the umpteen Bourne movies and Michael Clayton
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy night. A stormy night that leaves a person wet and exhausted. It was full of terriers, and I couldn't run so far away. Instead, I'm here and THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events that NO ONE expected, it is revealed that Suicide Squad is the literal Nickleback of movies
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Mon August 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Did Trump go too far?" Mr. Article Writer Person-Type Person, you'll need to narrow it down from the 146,838 things you could potentially mean by that
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Fri July 29, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Divers find 17th-century cheese in Baltic shipwreck, hope to locate fine wine in Mediterranean Sea next
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pilot dies in tragic crop duster accident. Police searching for a tall man in a grey suit who was seen loitering in the area just prior to the crash
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Thu July 28, 2016
(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Trump's "Art of the Deal" ghostwriter: "There is no second Donald Trump...The inner Trump is the outer Trump," Someone please hold me
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Jupiter's Great Red Spot is also hot hot hot
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
"T'was a dark and dreary night, full of angst and unrequited hatred at the man. Bodies trembling, lips quivering, ducks quacking. My hot pockets thawed." No, it's not another thread about Donald Trump and the RNC. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
All the planets in our solar system that orbit the Sun, please step forward. Not so fast Jupiter
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
With nothing else to worry about, the DNC is spending its time trying to intimidate xojane writers
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(Some Gamer Guy)
 
 
 
Thanks to Raspberry Pi and leaps in technology, cheap arcade video game emulators, capable of playing literally every significant console and arcade game created prior to 1997, are finally feasible
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
"Why Big Oil Is Still A Good Bet For Investors" feels like an Onion article written by a desperate Exxon copywriter trying to hang on to his job
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump was harsh and critical about every speaker at the DNC. With one exception - he said nothing critical about his wife's speechwriter
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rev up your tinfoil hats: Melania Trump's speechwriter is not only a real person, but a registered Democrat
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Wed July 20, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Melania Trump's speechwriter admits mistake, says she has offered resignation; Trump rejects it as it was a word for word copy of Lewandowski's letter
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So you've taken part in the book fair, read the anthology, what are you gonna do next? Well after this long drag on a cigarette, how about writing some more? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Was that good for you too?" edition
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Letter to the editor: NASA could have saved taxpayers money by reading the Bible instead of sending probe to Jupiter. Tag is for all the money they've taken from taxpayers to "educate" the letter writer
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Professional speechwriters cannot fathom the idiocy that was Melania Trump's speech
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know your campaign's in trouble when its rhetoric is condemned by George W. Bush's speechwriter as "lacking seriousness and structure"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Convention now a literal shiatshow
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Of course Melania Trump's speech sounded poised and polished. That's because we've heard this speech before. Literally
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ghostwriter: If Trump were the president of the United States, "there is an excelled possibility it will lead to the end of civilization"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Four reasons Mike Pence is literally the absolute worst
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
The history of Donald Trump's meteoric rise to the top of the GOP shiatpile can be explained in Conservative "literature"
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
With the release of the Fark Fiction Anthology and the first Fark Book Fair this Saturday, you may not find the time to write, but we did it anyway. It must be a day beginning in "Wed". Come on in and spin a yarn. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Only days after downing two liters of whiskey in a minute, attention whore drinks a bottle of glue. Bad news, ladies; he's already taken
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(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Writer with little imagination says "If there's one word you would think you'd never hear when referring to a distant galaxy, it's _______________"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The head of the Cleveland Police Patrolmen's Association is literally begging people not to bring guns to the convention, "The last thing in the world we need is anybody walking around here with AR-15s strapped to their back"
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Sun July 10, 2016
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
South Korean visitors bureau goes back through their tourism literature, confirms that it wasn't them who suggested "getting drunk and running naked through the streets of Seoul" as an option for tourists
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Researchers say it's not hard to drink a liter of soda a day. Nope, keep drinking soda like that and nothing will be hard anymore
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Today is not the day for politics." Writer makes some points, loses others but ultimately conveys: politics suck
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Thu July 07, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A 16-million-year-old planet has been discovered orbiting three suns. The planet is about four times as massive as Jupiter, which makes subby kinda wonder why it didn't become a star itself
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Scientists suggest post-gig coffees could be bad for music fans' hearing (by blasting literal guinea pigs with noise)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wait, wait, don't tell me you guys forgot all about the Fark Book Fair already. It was only in the NotNewslette-oh, I see where the problem is. We're hosting a Fark Book Fair on the 16th. Welcome to the Fark Writer's Thread, "I got nothing" edition
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Know who is piloting the Juno spacecraft now orbiting Jupiter? That's right, three special Lego figurines are
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Jupiter is today's big news story, but Jupiter Island, Fla., is making headlines, too, for an entirely Florida reason
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(Astronomy Now)
 
 
 
Juno is about to start looking under Jupiter's toga
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Mon July 04, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Later today, NASA will attempt to slow down the Juno spacecraft from 165,000 mph in order to insert it into orbit around Jupiter. You can watch the action at NASA's control room live beginning 10:30 ET at link in story
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA spacecraft Juno just TWO DAYS away from discovering if Jupiter's alien population is anything like Mars
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Juno spacecraft detects Nickelback concert on Jupiter
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sequel to Wolfgang Petersen classic WWII movie in development. "Das Boot II: Der Zauber geht weiter" to air as eight-hour miniseries on European television
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Seattle Met)
 
 
 
As Seattle transit experts prepare ambitious proposal to build light rail everywhere, emails reveal they were being flexible (aka guesstimating) on the formula for needed parking. One source was literally "I found it on the Internet"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With the deadline passed for submissions for Heart of Farkness, we look now towards the impending Fark Book Fair. I hope you have your books ready to sell to Farkers in need of a good tale. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many Brexiters survive on EU welfare funds. Proving once again, you can't fix moran
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Barnes & Noble is turning to an age-old partnership to help it revive its business: literature and alcohol
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How Batman changed one sports writer's mind about Deflategate
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Heart of Farkness deadline has passed and it's time to work on other projects. Writing until your fingers hurt? Editing till your eyes bleed? Procrastinating because you can't find your pants? It's YOUR Fark Writer's Thread, Back to Work Edition
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Soon to be former ESPN colleagues to braying human-donkey hybrid Skip Bayless: "Bye, Felicia." Literally, in at least one case
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Remember NASA's Juno spacecraft launched in 2011? Well, after 8.6 million miles it's finally approaching Jupiter. Prepare for some BIG photos
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Top Facebook exec predicts that FB communication will be entirely video-based in five years, with no need for typing, reading, or basic literacy
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(Awfully Odd)
 
 
 
Literally what it feels like when you try to pick the fastest line at the checkout
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Deadline Day is here Did you finish your submission in time? Have you told that plucky, hope filled character he's getting killed off? Hey, I found my pants. It's your Fark Writer's Thread, Heart of Farkness Deadline Edition
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Tue June 14, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
This Jupiter-sized planet is the biggest 'Tatooine' planet with 2 suns ever found. No word on if there are signs of dewbacks or Tusken Raiders there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN writer with too much time on his hands imagines what each NHL team's logo would look like with a Las Vegas theme
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
NASA to probe Uranus July 4th. Actually it's Jupiter, but that doesn't have the same ring to it
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jack Bauer could return in 24: Legacy. Looks like the writers are RUNNING OUT OF STUNT CASTING
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In the year 2017, the great freedoms of the United States are no longer, as the once great nation has sealed off its borders and become a militarized police state, censoring all film, art, literature, and communications
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
This is, quite literally, the Rolls Royce of totally autonomous kill-droids
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
HuffPo editorial argues in favor of violent protest against Trump. Naturally, some conservatives have problems with this, and show it by arguing in favor of violence against editorial writer. 6/9/2016: we have achieved an ouroboros of fail
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Assistant coaches would rather drop dead than work for the Knicks. Literally
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Just one week left to submit for Heart of Farkness. Are you panicking yet? Are you tired of editing? Did you check the freezer for your pants? This is YOUR Fark Writer's Thread, Countdown to Submission Edition
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Cars are literally falling from the sky while making the new Fast And Furious movie. Literally
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Rangers in the middle of the Central African Republic have very low bandwidth connections and are not happy with Windows 10 downloading itself in the background. - "blood could literally be on Microsoft's hands"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dan Rather obliterates Donald Trump on Facebook. That took... Courage
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Dope director to join dope writers and dope executives at Warner Brothers for the Flash movie
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Thu June 02, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
EgyptAir flight 804 made three emergency landings the day before it made one in the Mediterranean
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
What's hiding underneath Jupiter's clouds? Cleanser. Lots and lots of cleanser
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(LAist)
 
 
 
"Yes waiter, can we have the dining table in the back that's suspended 150 feet in the air?"
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Wed June 01, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"And Brexit? Your position?" Wolff asked the billionaire. "Huh?" Trump responded. "Brexit," Wolff reiterated. "Hmm," the real estate tycoon said
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you polishing up your novel for the upcoming Fark Book Fair? Are you panicking over your entry for the Fark Fiction Anthology? Are you pondering your pantlessness? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread brought to you by senseless alliteration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LP presidential candidate Gary Johnson literally throws the support of his erstwhile opponent in the garbage
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Tue May 31, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why Republicans are warming to Trump: "Once you've convinced yourself that a president of the other party is the very worst possible thing that could befall America, then any nominee of your party-literally no matter who-becomes a lesser evil"
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Ray Kurzweil's new Google chatbot bases its content on characters from classic literature. Finally, your English degree is "useful"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Broncos GM and legendary QB John Elway tries desperately to convince sportswriters, and possibly himself, that he's cool with going into the season with Buttfumble under center
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson reveals he was asked to join the MCU. But what's really interesting is how much the writer of the article dislikes Mel Gibson
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Reader offers writer helpful tips about acronyms. Writer responds, "Do the same rules apply when using BOFA?" I laughed harder than I should have at this
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Did your dark and stormy night turn into a bright and sunny day? Did you kill, un-kill, and then re-kill a character? Did you ever find your pants? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread brought to you by insomnia and insanity
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Tue May 24, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa may have similar chemical balance to Earth and has "the right conditions for life." Oh sure, of ALL the places in the universe humans could move to, we pick the ONE place we were warned to avoid
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Raptors even the series with the Cavaliers at 2-2. Old, cranky sportswriters sharpen their pitchforks and prepare their annual "LeBron Is Not Clutch" pieces
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: clichés literally brought to life
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The world's greatest singer/songwriter/guitarist discusses the origins of "Bullet the Blue Sky"
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Scott Disick literally copied + pasted his paid Instagram caption because he's an "influencer"
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(Arizona Sports)
 
 
 
Jeff Hornacek named the new head coach of the New York Knicks. Headline writers for the New York tabloids have a field day with his name
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Less than a month to go to get your short story submissions in. Are you running around with your pants off yet? You should be running around with your pants off. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Has anyone seen my pants?" Edition
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
2016 claims another victim. Guy Clark legendary singer/songwriter passes at age 74
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Well I'll be damned; the Ford Ranger is returning In 2019 most likely followed by the Bronco in 2020. Even more damning is the 3.2-liter five-cylinder diesel that will be available in it
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
The Saturday Book Club is looking for recommendations for the perfect summer novel. The kind you take to the lake or the beach or just a hammock in the backyard for some literary relaxation
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
WaPo columnist literally eats his column after predicting that Trump won't win the nomination. Live streaming now
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan made this writer a Republican. Donald Trump, if he is nominated, will make him an independent
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to this fark thread, we've got books and things, we can read to you what we want, and we're a little insane. We've got an anthology in the works, a book fair for the masses, authors galore. So welcome, welcome to the Fark Writer's thread
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Photoshop this waiter
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War writers explain why you-know-who didn't die at the end of the movie (Spoilers)
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Claire Danes literally lit up the Met Ball
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Dragonball Evolution screenwriter apologizes to fans for the OVER 9000 things wrong with it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're stuck in a rut, you've got a pet duck, your story is lacking, but all you hear is quacking. Welcome to the Fark Writers Thread, where all your dreams get turned into terrible, awful, not-very good slash-fic. THIS is Fark's Writers Thread
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
We find unfinished works by artists, musicians and writers so compelling becau
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name one notable person that's passed away that you wish you could have sat down and had a long conversation with when they were still alive. Would it be an Actor? Scientist? Writer?
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Hey. You know that sports radio guy you hate? Well, FS1 is developing a new show with him and the sports writer guy you hate
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Bloomberg's criteria for reputable sources: severe mental instability, raging alcoholism and major cocaine dealing. Trifecta complete
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Writer decides to literally follow her horoscope advice for a week and at the end of the experiment she had a newly created piece of art for her home, fresh henna on her arm, and enjoyed a meaningful encounter with her harmonica
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Miley goes to Jupiter, gets stupider
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo writer attempts to take a dig at Mark Zuckerberg, instead gets eaten alive in the comments. Hulk Hogan probably shouldn't make plans for all $115 million just yet
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome lurkers and Farkers, young and old. We built this thread on metaphors and soul. THIS is the Fark Writer's Thread
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