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Wed May 24, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Huh, maybe that's why everyone who reads my novel gets sick. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"So to recap, a couple of white ladies learned to make burritos good while on vacation and now they are literally comparable to Hernán Cortés"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
How bad will the Celtics be destroyed? Will their families disown them? Will the NBA consider a mercy rule? Is LeBron James literally god? Game Four tips off at 8:30PM eastern on TNT
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Hipsters are now drinking lattes out of avocado shells. "It's literally coffee in a piece of rubbish"
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Sat May 20, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'House of Cards' star Robin Wright says Trump is putting the show's writers to shame with all of the crazy surrounding his administration
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Guy shows support for girlfriend by wearing her grad picture on his shirt. Thus proving that Mashable writers weren't alive in the 90's
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Like his Presidency, Trump's approval rating for the past few days has literally flatlined
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Thu May 18, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian currency under attack by clever counterfeiters armed with scissors, scotch tape and glitter. Police suspect local kindergarten class
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves \ Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: \ All mimsy were the borogoves, \ And the mome raths outgrabe." Huh, maybe that's my writing problem, I keep using words people recognize. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Delusional opinion writer thinks that the Republicans that won't impeach Trump are going to allow fair elections in 2018
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
School administrator to parents: Get your daughter a whiter hair style or GTFO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Computer guy says Trump administration responsible for massive cyber attack because Trump is a computer-illiterate moron, which is about number ten on the list of types of moron that Trump is
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Reince Preibus demands White House aides stop leaving print-outs of internet hoaxes on the President's desk, as Trump believes literally anything he reads. Bonus: unironic use of the phrase "fake but accurate"
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Sun May 14, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Oh wait, the writer was serious. Let me laugh even harder
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Fri May 12, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
At an astounding 365 million miles away, Jupiter and three of its moons shine clearly through this telescope
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Thu May 11, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man sues in 'obliterated penis' case. 'Discombobulated penis' and 'defenestrated penis' cases hinge on the outcome
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(The Week)
 
 
 
FBI staff say Trump's allegation Comey told him he was not under investigation was "literally farcical"
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know the Russian spy recruiter that Sessions lied about meeting with? Trump is meeting with him, right now. Bonus: Pic is from Russian outlet, meeting was closed to U.S. press
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, deadline or not edition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Spicer literally hides behind some bushes to avoid reporters
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kids' literal answers to test questions are a much better indicator of intelligence
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Fired-up planetary scientists lobby NASA to launch new Pluto orbiter mission, ignore critics who point out that Pluto ain't a planet
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry gets charge of blasphemy in 2015 dropped after Irish investigators literally couldn't find enough outraged people to move forward with prosecution. This is an outrage
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
"The Elder Scrolls literally saved my life"
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Indian police claim rats drank 900,000 liters of confiscated alcohol
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
People losing health insurance because of pre-existing conditions is "a legitimate issue, but it's a very discrete issue". As in, we will be able to literally count every single person who dies as a discrete and individual murder
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The strange history of how a conventional network TV writer and a surrealist movie director ended up 26 years later leaving us excited to find out why the owls are not what they seem
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin: "Trump is the head writer at 'SNL'"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you." -Ray Bradbury, Zen in the Art of Writing. Well, I've got part of that down, at least. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue May 02, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Much like the writer is sorry for writing this on the Internet, you'll also be sorry for reading it
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Half Life 3 confirmed to have no writers
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(Variety)
 
 
 
I'd write a better headline about the writers reaching a last minute deal to save their asses, but I got canned. I was only a temp. What I really wanna do is direct
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great television is bad for writers
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Over the past two years the US has dropped so many bombs in the fight against ISIS that we're literally running out - not of ISIS fighters, but of bombs
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back yard and shot it." - Truman Capote. Huh, I guess that's why literary agents always start screaming when they read my novel. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a new drug with 100 times the potency of heroin hitting the DC streets: elephant tranquilizer. Like, literally tranquilizer for elephants. You know, maybe we just let this one sort itself out
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Tue April 25, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt on what went wrong with Suicide Squad. Probably Jared Leto and literally everything else
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Put aside the ACA debate, the majority of Americans really need health insurance literacy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Batman writer David Goyer and Buffy thesp Eliza Dushku to bring Game Of Thronesesque books The Black Company to TV
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
When the Opportunity rover landed on Mars in 2004, NASA managed to hit a hole-in-one. Here's a new image from the orbiter that shows it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Over 3000 years ago, civilization around the Mediterranean collapsed leaving only Egypt as its sole remaining but weakened power. History, archeology, geology, and other sciences show us what happened and how it could happen again. Worth a watch
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Why is money you make for literally doing nothing taxed at a lower rate than money you earn for working?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(czmilosz)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: Singer Songwriters
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Headline: FDA wants to see new hand sanitizer studies. Reality: People freaking out that hand sanitizer will kill us all. Farkliters: Hand sanitizer tastes yummy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Penn State invites the media to take part in its Spring game. Writers for Nickelodeon magazine invited to hit the showers postgame
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Tribalism is more powerful than scientific literacy. Or, in summary, we're lemmings
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever get the sense that you were supposed to do something, and just didn't manage to remember? Ever think you should write it down so you don't forget? Huh. About that. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, 4/20 edition
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers create red-eyed mutant wasps as hack movie writers, video game producers, and your nightmares look on
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Tue April 18, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Come for the upcoming incompetence crisis, stay for the writer's break down
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Mon April 17, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Travel writer reveals what it's like to eat some of the world's most extreme foods - from insects to rodents to rotted fish. And not all of it tastes like chicken
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
President Trump's approval rating jumps to 50% as the Trump Train crushes through obstruction, bombs obliterate construction, opponents caught in corruption
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Fri April 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Before the US entered WWI, two Americans volunteered as ambulance drivers, then wrote literary masterpieces. One was 19-year old Hemingway, the other was 21-year old John Dos Passos, whose "impassioned warning against war sadly fell on deaf ears"
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House budget director says Trump promise to eliminate debt was just 'hyperbole.' You shouldn't take the President seriously or literally
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Literary Burlesque act inspired by banned books kicks off, because what the world needs now is a sexy Huckleberry Finn and 1984 striptease
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Robert A. Heinlein: "Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." Fark: "But it's more fun in public as long you as don't get arrested." THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The clouds on Jupiter are pretty astonishing
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The criteria used to select the doctor booted from that United flight were not random
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA says earth is a liter. OK then, the first earth in this thread that makes me laugh gets a month's worth of TF
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lester Holt announces that Jupiter is now 415 miles from Earth on "NBC Nightly News" and Twitter users go into another stratosphere
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Fri April 07, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
My moody ex-girlfriend is acting like Godzilla. No, literally. On the other hand she looks like Anne Hathaway, so there's that
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Weapons of mass destruction, MIT, mental breakdown, Walther P22, silencer, obliterated serial number, Scientology, Las Vegas, Mork
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So much depends upon/a fark writers thread/glazed with strong adverbs/beside the short excerpts. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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Tue April 04, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Comey's secret Twitter is named after leftist writer who said sometimes you have to do distasteful things for moral reasons. Not sure but Comey might have been THE Bernie Bro who cost Hillary the election. Mind Blown
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
One of the main reasons why Hollywood may be heading towards a writers' strike: Netflix
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cassini orbiter's retirement plans include visiting Saturn, burning to death
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson shares selfie at 39 weeks pregnant. Baby expected to literally just fall out of her any day now
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLB season begins this week. Top sports writers give their predictions on standings and award winners. Agree or disagree?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Belgian cattle breeder treats his cows to four liters of beer a day
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stanley Kubrick throws shade at Stephen King from beyond the grave as 'The Shining' producer and co-writer reveal why they dumped his ending
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
NBA admits they missed 2 fouls by the Heat during nail-biter that could've cost the Pistons the playoffs
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Former writer for Breitbart reveals the company--and Bannon--violated laws by cutting deals with their landlord, a wealthy Egyptian. The conflict of interest continues
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We're either looking at the next "The Fifth Element" or the next "Jupiter Ascending"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello writers block, my old friend. I wish I could write a bunch again. I have the visions of a great story. Locked in my head until I was forty. And in my sadness, the voices never change. Still remain. Amid the- THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks touts typewriter technology: 'Can never be hacked by the forces of evil." Oh, and speaking of evil, he's featured in a new documentary that claims "The revolution will be typewritten"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Repeal and replace Obamacare" made a nice campaign sound bite, not least because of the alliteration. How do you do it, though, once government-sponsored insurance has become part of the living-room furniture?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Writer's Guild Board approves strike vote for members because unions just love throwing these sorts of tantrums and threats to get their way
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Mon March 27, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Every tough vote is going to suffer the same fate as Trumpcare, because even in a sleazy town like DC, the only currency in a tough vote is trust. And literally nobody trusts Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former speechwriter for Obama calls CNN a "Bullshiat factory," accuses them of putting on any Trump surrogate they can get no matter how ignorant
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California ham radio outlet closes after 26 years. Owners to open a new shop selling rotary phones, typewriters, VCRs
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Sun March 26, 2017
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Writer explains Admiral Ackbar over-saturation was the reason he didn't appear in Rogue One. It's a ... oh never mind
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Sat March 25, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Writers Guild thinks it needs to go on strike again
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will Philip Marlowe reign supreme over Prince Hamlet? Will Holden Caulfield make the cut or will he be done in by Elric of Melniboné? This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the most intriguing literary antiheroes
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, Lionel, could you get the waiter for a second, I want to leave him a big tip to show how much I love you people. What? Whaddya mean this isn't a restaurant? Who've I been tipping this whole time?
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WAPO writer: I criticized Sec State Tillerson for not speaking to press. I was wrong, after reading report by the only reporter allowed to travel with him, I think he should shut the hell up until he demonstrates that he knows what he's taking about
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How about a Liter selfie thread? C'mon, Mods, make it happen
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
And here we have Disney accused of stealing the idea for Zootopia from one of Total Recall's writers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dateline: March 22. You are feverishly trying to spit out a competent story for Heart of Farkness 2 when suddenly, your cat walks across your keyboard and submits the story. What do you do? You come here. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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Tue March 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Women's orgasms are literally worth billions (Not safe for work images)
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If you've got so much weed it's literally coming out your butt, maybe it's time to cut back
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Sun March 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump fan sues Manhattan bar for not serving him because of his Trump hat. Yeah, right. I'm sure it had nothing to do with his "waiters can go fark themselves" shirt (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Waiter fired for Making Eating Out Great Again
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarcasm-illiterate (or actually illiterate) Trump press staffers include link to parody article skewering budget proposal in official daily briefing
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
"Dear I-77, some of your lanes are drunk - it is literally a free-for-all out there in places"
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Theoretical physicist answers letter writer's question "Can we travel back in time to change history? ---asking for a friend. Signed, HRC"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
CBO report suggests TrumpCare may be responsible for thousands of unplanned births. Man, I keep hearing he's screwing us, but I didn't take it literally
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
More proof of aliens: Huge metallic sphere seven times the size of Jupiter found by astronomers in deep space
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Wed March 15, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump defenders are starting to sound like English Lit professors at a Joyce seminar: "So now you have to decide, are you going to take the tweets literally? And if you are then clearly the president was wrong. But if you're not"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whether you're working on the next great American novel or your Caturday fan fic, you're a storyteller, and we love those. Also, we have another fiction anthology coming out. You should get in on it. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Writing is the answer that evolution has devised for the problem of human loneliness." Which is why shy people are drawn to it, and are the best writers
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan hunters told to stop baiting bears with chocolate. Surely, a master baiter wouldn't need chocolate to get a bear
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Here I sit and contemplate; should I write or fap-enate? It's your Fark Writer's Thread with free writer's block for all
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
TrumpThink invades the small business world: Restaurant owner insults couple, customers, and an entire city in Facebook post, says post should not have been taken literally
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
New Cavs Andrew Bogut injures his leg literally the moment he steps on the court for the first time
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Kara (and the writers) remembers she has a job and offers Snapper Carr a coup in order to get his approval on a story. Meanwhile, Alex crosses a line in the hunt for Cadmus. (CW 8ET)
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Die Hard screenwriter Steven E. De Souza finally clears up the glaring plot hole in the movie
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Attn)
 
 
 
Why Trump's VOICE program is drawing comparisons to Nazis. TL;DR: It's literally a Nazi policy
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a lad from Peno, who once shot a man in Reno, to watch him die, and now he fries, I have a hankering for...fish? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Backed into a corner" edition
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump holds off signing the second iteration of the Travel Ban order because he doesn't want to take the courts to court again
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Mon February 27, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Need more proof that Trump is creating American jobs? Just ask these AP writers tasked with fact checking the President
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump has been good for literature. Anti-fascist literature, that is. Trump's inauguration has caused a huge spike in sales of 'The Origins of Totalitarianism' by Hannah Arendt and 'American Fascists' by Christopher Hedges
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Wed February 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
During the unbearable black hole of February, sportswriters need to entertain themselves. So with no further ado, I present "In a world without stats, who'd be baseball's best player?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Tibet, who chased the cat 'round the jet, it started to claw, and scratched up his jaw, 'til he fell out and started to fret. Oh shiat, it's time. THIS is your weekly Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Toy boat launched by Charleston SC elementary school students crosses Atlantic, found in Britain. "We were looking across the waves when it literally sailed right to us. It was magical"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Fridman literally Photoshops requests
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
What is it with Apple constantly reducing the number of ports on every new iteration of their devices?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donald Trump isn't insane; he's just a horrible boss whom you only have to listen to "for five minutes to know that he is intimately familiar with the taste of a waiter's testicles rubbed on to his $200 filet mignon"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fake news writer who took credit for putting Trump in the White House now says he regrets taking credit for putting Trump in the White House
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Thu February 16, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin eyes possible merger of CIA, FBI, NSA, folding them into the KGB. Goldman Sachs eyed as possible lead underwriter of the merger. NSC CEO Steve Bannon unavailable for comment
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Wed February 15, 2017
(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Small aircraft hits deer and... Oh, c'mon... this was literally a Bill Engvall comedy routine
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on." unless of course it's in rewriting mode, in which case is buries itself in shame and erases everything because THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russian spy ship loiters 70 miles off US East Coast while listening to our rock and roll. Verify range to target, Vasily. One ping only
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Expert fortune cookie writer quits due to "writer's block" in bed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently Australia has crazy right wing politicians just like America. This illiterate one thinks gays use Nazi mind control to get people to think that gay marriage is OK. Now, she's crawling back under her rock
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fortune cookie writer quits after 30 years because of writer's block. Somebody writes those fortunes?
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
The 24 best film and TV adaptations of Stephen King literary works. In other news, Stephen King's literature has more than 24 film and TV adaptations
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"What are they saying?" Trump asked Abe, referring to photographers who were speaking Japanese. "Please look at me," the Prime Minister translated. Trump appeared to take the translation literally, and began to stare at the Prime Minister
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ira Steven Behr is putting together a DS9 documentary with Adam Nimoy featuring interviews with the cast and a season 8 workshop with the writers. Which is nice, but it's no Garak spinoff
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Newly discovered gecko literally sheds its skin to escape predators. I'm still not buying their insurance
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
There are two kinds of writers; those who educate the reader, those who confuse the reader, and those who confuse themselves. Wait, I don't think that's right. Anyway, THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue February 07, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
China literally tests the waters by sending out ships to contest area of the East China Sea
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Mon February 06, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump team to rethink strategy of haphazardly stumbling around like idiots who can't find a light switch. Wait, they literally can't find the light switches in the White House and have been working in the dark? That explains quite a bit
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Passengers enter NYC subway car filled with Nazi graffiti, are unsure what to do. One guy: "Hand sanitizer removes Sharpie. Who's got some?" Within minutes car full of people are working together to literally wipe out hate
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this list writer. BONUS: Two angles to choose from
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(Racked)
 
Boobies
 
"It can literally take three years before a new full bust bra is ready for market ... and people might hate it anyway"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Sure, journalism isn't a really high-paying job for most reporters, but that doesn't mean recruiting entry-level writers into an international cocaine smuggling ring is the answer, Mr. Music Editor
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Fri February 03, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Japan has a word for "literally worked to death." It's "karoshi" and it happens pretty frequently
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Tyson: U.S. science illiteracy a serious threat. Man, he's come a long way from his day's as a boxer
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hemingway, on writing: "All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence you know." Okay, here goes: "THIS is your Fark Writers' thread"
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Auto repair shop located below freeway off-ramp has customers literally falling out of the sky to get service. Fark: Eight times over the past nine years (Security footage of latest incident included)
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(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists reveal plan to bring world into nuclear fusion age by 2030
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Some say the British Parliament is like Congress with a 2-drink minimum. Well, the Belgian Parliament is literally like Congress with an open bar
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Why doesn't Warner Bros just use writers from their DC Animated programs to come in and fix their superhero movies?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suggest literature and/or articles for a progressive liberal seeking to understand the reasoning behind conservative positions
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
John Goodman, 64, who once tipped the scales at 400 pounds, is now literally half the man he used to be
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He once wrote an entire novel using only words that rhyme with 'orange.' He writes haiku . . . in iambic pentameter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writers' thread
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