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Mon December 15, 2014
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(Short List)
 
 
 
A new graphic shows the average face of a CEO in 10 different industries - unsurprisingly, it's whiter than a Michael McDonald concert
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ann Marcus, Emmy-winning writer for the show "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman" has died. She was 93 years old, 93 years old
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Autopsy finds waitress managed to accidentally kill herself by sticking her head in a dumbwaiter, as opposed to the safer option where the dumb waiter sticks his head in the waitress
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The 90th anniversary of The Great Gatsby is fast approaching. 90 years is also roughly how long it feels like it takes to read that particular piece of literature
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Hamilton Project)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how long you'll have to work at the coffee shop to pay off that $100,000 Victorian Literature degree? Wonder no more. Now there's a handy calculator that estimates how long you'll be in debt based on your chosen major
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Sat December 06, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New 'lost' Ayn Rand novel will bring her crimes against literature to new generation of jerks
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Fri December 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley responds to Kenny Smith and calls him a race baiter and a mediocre point guard
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Thu December 04, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The U.S. Army is looking for a new sidearm. One of the criteria is that the pistol grips be ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol
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Wed December 03, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that cop in Staten Island who was caught on tape literally choking an innocent man to death for no reason at all? Yeah, a grand jury just decided not to indict him either
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
College gymnast found stuffed inside a 3 foot by 3 foot dumbwaiter
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(89)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Fiat 28.5 liter engine being started for the first time in over 100 years
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(68)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like Richard III may have been a literal as well as a figurative bastard
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(54)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
900 Austrian cops raid Mosques and homes looking terrorists and ISIS recruiters. Crikey
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(27)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
It's official. Uber literally doesn't give a shiat about ethics
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(81)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
How does this help? Tell me Libs, he is your King, the Race-baiter in Chief
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's some Thanksgiving Day science and the good news is your stomach can expand to nearly four liters before it actually explodes inside you
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(21)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Zipline rollercoasters are a thing now and they're huge. Literally: "Starting 18 metres above the ground, the zipline zigzags through 40 obstacles and completes 360 degree-loops as well a 540m-circle around a tree" (first-person video)
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Screenwriters behind the Boston Marathon Bombing movie say it's not "too soon" for a film about the tragedy
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
'Bumfights' creator accused of stealing preserved child body parts from a hospital, apparently having taken that 'have a heart' thing too literally
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(25)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Ayn Rand went from a derided, mocked hack writer who sucked on the welfare teat when she was alive to a derided, mocked hack writer who sucked on the welfare teat when she was alive beloved by Conservatives
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Mon November 17, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Marathon Moby Dick reading sessions popping up across the country called "the literary version of Shark Week"
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Sun November 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you feel self-conscious in a restaurant and worry that your waiter is judging you? Well, guess what...he is. BON APPETIT
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(82)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Typewriters are back, and we have Edward Snowden to thank
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(108)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
Mystery couple tip waiter $1,500 and 48 beers
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(23)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
PBS promises "Olympic style" coverage of Miami book festival. So ... ignoring foreign writers, eschewing live coverage of top events until they can be rerun in primetime, and every author has a heartwarming story of overcoming cancer?
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(13)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you don't like the news, make your own: Verizon is funding Sugarstring.com a new "tech news" site where writers are forbidden from doing articles on Net Neutrality or NSA eavesdropping. Competing news sites to encounter bandwidth issues in 3... 2
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(34)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Look on the bright side kid, at least she broke your literal heart and not the $85k heart made of iPhones you used to propose
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(36)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
That business plan of "copy Nancy Botwin from Weeds" might need some work if Massachusetts State Troopers raid your house and find a literal ton of unsold weed
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(11)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When ordering wine at a restaurant, make sure the waiter understands you want the $37.50 bottle, not the $3,750 bottle
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Tue November 04, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks to publish book of short stories based on his collection of photographs of old typewriters. Because he's Tom Hanks
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Sun November 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Stein, former Nixon speechwriter: Obama "is the most racist president there has ever been in America. He is purposely trying to use race to divide Americans"
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Sat November 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boko Haram denies that they plan to release 219 kidnapped schoolgirls, re-release "A Whiter Shade of Pale"
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Fri October 31, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
I'll have a large sausage with cheese, some of those breadsticks, a two liter of coke, and a ruptured achilles please
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(39)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Jets literally laid down vs the Bills yesterday
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Sun October 26, 2014
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Alcoholic fined after hurling abuse at passers-by while drinking from three-liter bottle of hard cider before telling police to "f**k off." Guy's the human embodiment of a Fark Politics thread all by himself
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(16)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Atheists plan respectful protest of churches handing out literature in schools. Just kidding, they're going to distribute pictures of a Bible sexually assaulting a woman
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Wed October 22, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what only SEEMS like an Onion article, former GOP presidential speechwriter writes a book outlining a plan for the south (except Texas, because it has too many Mexicans) to secede from the union and form a new country called--wait for it--Reagan
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(195)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now that we've all accepted the truth of the Oxford comma, it's time to take down those half-literate apostates who insist on spreading the blasphemy of single quotation marks
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(169)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(KPopStarz)
 
 
 
The fact that Led Zeppelin actually did 'forget' to credit other writers of some of their songs encourages a copyright troll to sue on "Stairway To Heaven." So far, it's working
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Sun October 19, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
David Letterman's cue card guy fired for assaulting bossy staff writer. Cue cards: SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(40)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Remember Lockheed Martin saying that they can make small-scale nuclear fusion power a reality? Yeah, about that
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(100)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Man creates new typewriter that combines the worst of the '70s and the worst of '90s. You've probably never heard of it
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(29)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New Hampshire town records first homicide in literally forever
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Fri October 17, 2014
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Writer speaks with 90 members of the Senate and House and boy do they open up. You'll be surprised to know that there's overwhelming bipartisan agreement that Ted Cruz is an idiot
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Thu October 16, 2014
(Oxford Dictionaries)
 
 
 
Oxford English Dictionary literally champions Google's new definition of "literally" (figuratively speaking, of course...)
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
A professional wrestling company based on Fox News is happening and needs writers
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(94)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
It rains diamonds on Jupiter and Saturn but their surfaces are so hot the gems melt, and other useless information you can live without
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(18)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oft-cited 'total asshole' physicist credited in scientific literature is a fake
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(61)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Mad scientists in the desert say 19 million amps, a 10,000 tesla magnetic field, some lasers, and a teeny tiny bit of deuterium can make a whole lot of neutrons. Which for some reason is a good thing and not guaranteed to kill us all
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(32)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Where's your cardboard 3D glasses when you need them? Certainly not around when you want to view a cool 3D image of the Red Planet taken from India's Mars Orbiter Mission
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(22)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Like everyone but NBC executives and a couple of writers, Cameron Crowe is vehemently opposed to a Say Anything TV series, and he's fighting to keep it from happening. Good on you, Mr. Crowe
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(38)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 30 best first novels ever, just in case you want to feel even more worthless about your failed literary ambitions
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(84)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida teen was literally walking down Easy Street when he was literally hit by a truck. Literally
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(15)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Think your favorite hit song came out of the writer's pen exactly as you've heard it on the radio? Here are 16 demo versions, just to get you started
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(73)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
John Oliver is the last, best hope for investigative journalism. That is an unbelievable claim. As in, I literally did not believe that
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(77)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That time our writer saw Bob from the Replacements having sex. File under "things you cannot unsee"
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(13)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Grocery stores waste literally tons of food trying to convince shoppers to purchase more food
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(189)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
I predict that this writer's journey into the hands of palm readers has not been forthcoming
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(15)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis is down for interspecies romance in a new Jupiter Ascending trailer
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(83)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Robot cheerleading squad showcases sensor technology, opens up entire new genre for SyFy, the History Channel writers
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(15)
 


Wed September 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
India quietly puts a satellite in orbit around Mars, hopes to explore Jupiter's Red Dot next
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(44)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently "Don't bite the hand that (literally) feeds you" is a tough idiom to translate into Korean, or North Koreans are far stupider than previously thought as the NK coast guard seizes a Chinese fishing boat and demands a ransom for its return
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(120)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News host suggests that it would be a good idea if voters had to pass a test to vote. Perhaps some sort of literacy test
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(223)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike its creators and writers, the actors of Lost discover series killed their careers. "Some of these folks are actually sitting pretty with cushy primetime TV gigs, albeit mostly on shows your grandparents like to watch after Wheel of Fortune"
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(90)
 
(Mark Evanier)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Popeye not having a pipe is a PC conspiracy" Comic & cartoon writer: "Let me introduce Free Market Man to another superhero: Captain Obvious"
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(89)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Caption this Mediterranean Mantis saluting the sun
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(39)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
"I was literally in class like right before the lunch bell rang and they had said stuff about the rats being in the kitchen and said like 'Have a nice lunch' and I was like 'Oh. Ewwww.'"
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(26)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
500 feared dead in Mediterranean as refugee boat rammed by human traffickers. With helpful picture of Angelina Jolie
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(69)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Orange is the New Black" writer enjoys a little Poussey
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(80)
 
(DNA India)
 
 
 
India's Mars orbiter has done 95% of the needful so far
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(37)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
20 years later, Montreal Expos back in first place. In other news, local sports writer unable to let go of the past and realize the Expos are now the Washington Nationals
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(4)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen offers $1,000 to the waiter who got a $.20 tip from an NFL player. Now, that's #winning
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(71)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is International Literary Day, so here's an arbitrary selection of 50 great books. How many have you read? What others would you suggest?
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(40)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cherries Waffles Tennis arrested in Jupiter, because spear gun
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(56)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Slooh)
 
 
 
If this thing really is going to obliterate us, wouldn't you want to be the first to know? Link to the live feed from the Slooh Community Observatory, tracking the hopefully near-miss of Asteroid 2014 RC "Pitbull" - Goes live at 10:00 PM Eastern
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(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"If you haven't heard, there's a war going on in gaming. Gamergate has changed the gaming community into a literal civil war with gamers battling against gamers"
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(339)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The "Hunger Games," "Divergent," and other young adult fiction novels are part of some free-market libertarian conspiracy to brainwash teens. Or you can be sane and not a writer for The Guardian
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(148)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Note to the NYPD: if you are going to rough up and arrest a woman for "loitering" while her kids are inside a restaurant using the bathroom; make sure she's not a prominent human rights lawyer and former NYC public advocate first
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(216)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hello, I'm a pompous writer, and I used to be a Libertarian
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(99)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted Science Fiction writer tries to figure out what is going on in the brain of your average "sovereign citizen" ; and even he can't imagine
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(187)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Push Square)
 
 
 
Sony's PSN network goes offline a day early for scheduled maintenance, irritating literally dozens of players
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(34)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. responds to critiques of his illiteracy by reminding everyone he makes over $100 million annually and that he despises those making less
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(30)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson will donate $750,000 to charity if Floyd Mayweather can get over his illiteracy and read a page of Harry Potter in front of the camera
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(57)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox news commentator literally doesn't understand the difference between literally, figuratively, and shiat he pulled out of his ass
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