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192 headlines found matching 'ITC'
Wed October 18, 2017
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
J. Law ditches Breitbart. Wait, what?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian women are ditching boob jobs and opting for bum enhancements to copy 'booty queen' look flaunted by the stars. Also known as the Iggy Effect. (NSFW)
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(Me TV)
 
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Remember when the Wicked Witch of the West went on Mister Rogers Neighborhood in 1975? Me neither, but here's proof
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Sami Zayn reveal that someone secretly flipped his switch to Evil? Who will Jinder Mahal target for a hindering at Survivor Series? Has Enzo Amore assembled a crew of Loserweights? Smackdown at 8pm ET on USA, 205 Live on the WWE Network at 10 ET
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein plans to keep making movies, because like Judge Judy, he can simply switch companies. Of course, Judge Judy isn't physically raping litigants, but hey
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Reminder: It's here, Megabot Eagle Prime fights Suidobashi Heavy Industry's Kuratas at 6PM PST on Twitch
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Sun October 15, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 in the NLCS series between the Cubs and the Dodgers sees a pitching battle between Jon Lester and Rich Hill. Will the Cubs return to Chicago in an 0-2 hole or can they pull out a win for a 1-1 tie? Coverage starts at 7:30pm ET on TBS
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(NBC)
 
 
 
I want to be woke, but I watched Will and Grace this evening and it was just terrible. The joke pacing and laugh track were all the things I hate about sitcoms. Can I criticise the show without looking like some kind of secret homophobe?
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Sat October 14, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Old man switches from yelling at clouds to shooting at passing airplanes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Milking" a cone snail is an elaborate bait-and-switch exercise involving one snail, a dead fish, a venomous proboscis, a small plastic vial, and some quick thinking. The more you know
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
The laziest way to play the Nintendo Switch is also the best way
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Got 53.8 Bitcoins burning a hole in your pocket? Then you and your whole family can become citizens of Vanuatu, a lovely island nation with no income or corporate taxes, which is often ranked as the 4th happiest place on earth
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hitchcock's terrifying 'Psycho' shower scene is still being broken down and analyzed more than 50 years after the film was released
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Chicago Cubs keep their hopes of a repeat championship alive? Or will the Washington Nationals dash their hopes and be on the way to L.A.? It is your NLDS Game 5 thread, the first pitch is at 8:08pm ET
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
This bar was designed by geeks for geeks to enjoy all of their geeky delight. We will not be showing sports unless it is BattleBots, drone racing or quidditch
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Grab your towel; The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is returning in a new anniversary series
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Wed October 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
With the season on the line, a big-game pitcher will demand the ball. Stephen Strasburg is not one of those pitchers
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Tue October 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Nationals keep the series alive with a win over the Cubs or will Chicago just blow them away and move on to the Dodgers? It's game 4 of the NLDS series with Tanner Roark pitching against Jake Arrieta today at 5:38pm ET on TBS
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Mon October 09, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
USMNT to play Trinidad & Tobago match on polo pitch. A water polo pitch
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Brandy, Bourbon or Rum? Difficulty: Infused fruitcake
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists find that switching from smoking to vaping makes you nearly immortal
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Joe Girardi explains how keeping a pitcher in rhythm is more important than winning a crucial playoff game
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Fri October 06, 2017
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Converse man arrested for allegedly beating children with belt, 'switch'. Someone should kick him in the head with some Chuck Taylors
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
No man is an island, and no Eiland is a current MLB pitching coach
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Larry David returns for the ninth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm after nearly a decade hiatus. The return of the funniest sitcom on television is finally here. It's your Curb Your Enthusiasm Discussion Thread, 10pm ET on HBO
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(Press of Atlantic City)
 
 
 
Wait, having exotic birds and a cat in a restaurant kitchen isn't okay?
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's bitcoin market alive and well as traders defy crackdown and are no doubt feeding upon each other
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Where did the Myth of Mitch McConnell's genius come from? Well, from Mitch McConnell of course
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Crossbow kills 5, Mitch and Chris seen buying a lot of popcorn
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Gary Cohn: Families can 'renovate their kitchen, buy a new car' with $1,000 in tax savings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fan ejected from Yankees game for: A) Being drunk B) Fighting C) Yelling pitch locations to Gary Sanchez
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An interview with Larry David, the man responsible for creating the greatest sitcom of all time, only this time he discusses the second-greatest sitcom of all time, which is returning next month and hasn't changed its cringing cynicism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel in DC tweets a picture of their "absolutely mouthwatering" steak dish that looks more like what happened the last time your dog knocked over the kitchen garbage can. The internet..is not kind
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scoop Jr. ditched Secret Service to head to the woods, kill a moose, think about treason 'n' stuff
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover two species of trees that use their seeds to entrap birds and turn them into plant food. Alfred Hitchcock would have approved
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
New Trump wannabe, French President Emmanuel Macron cuts taxes for France's most wealthy in his first budget, says the poor are still invited for cake if they leave the pitchforks and torches home
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, that would explain the high-pitched voice. According to voter registration records for the State of New York, Ivanka Trump has already attended at least one same-sex wedding: her own
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
The next innocuous thing that MAY KILL US ALL AND BRING ABOUT THE END OF CIVILIZATION FOR ALL TIME -- the office kitchen coffee mug
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell will soon have President Trump's full confidence
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Tue September 26, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having $1M worth of unicorns, melting faces, and mesmerizing kitchen tile
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The White House kitchen preparing a special of Turtle Soup
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
"So I was standing in the kitchen looking at a naked body hanging from my ceiling like, 'Oh gosh. This can't be happening.'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Share easy meal ideas, quick fixes, "must-go" meals (clean the fridge out and either eat it or toss it as it's not going to last any longer). Difficulty: kid approved and non kitchen destroying preps
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Fri September 22, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Politician only showers every three days. Think about it, as you sit at your computer; the smell of Mitch McConnell on the third day
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(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
CVS encourages people to switch to Walgreens
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jamie Dimon says Bitcoin ain't worth the paper it's not printed on
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy is ditching much-maligned blueberries
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Wed September 20, 2017
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
You'd think a Teenage Witch could stop a hurricane but Black Magic can barely make tone-deaf Instagram posts go away; Melissa Joan Hart went Full Omarion over Maria
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two years ago, Mets pitcher Matt Harvey was being called "The Dark Knight" and considered one of the best pitchers in the league. This year he is having the worst season ever by a Mets starter
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson asks the hard questions: "Are there any federal regulations on witchcraft?"
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will AJ Styles hit Baron Corbin with the Flying Jalapeño? Will Mojo Rawley finally ditch his ham 'n' egger teammate? Would it be fair to Charlotte Flair to get a title shot soon? A Smackdown in need is a pest, so tune in to USA Network at 8 ET
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Bachelor party COSPlaying as 45 "Magnum P.I.'s" claim they were thrown out of Detroit Tigers' "Star Wars Night" for being a distraction. Group demands replacement tickets for next season and an invite for Tom Selleck to throw out the 1st pitch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hurricanes may be 'global warming karma' for Trump pulling out of Paris deal" says noted climate scientist and pitcher for the Mets, Noah Syndergaard
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn has set up a legal defense fund and is soliciting donations to help him pay his mounting legal bills. Donations via check, money order, Bitcoin, Trump Towers real estate, and Rubles gratefully accepted
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant forgets to switch back to his alt when replying to a troll. So... what's his Fark handle?
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Good Omens adds to the cast with Michael McKean portraying Witchfinder Sergeant Shadwell and Miranda Richardson as psychic and painted Jezebel Madame Tracy
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What happens when Rarity's shampoo is switched with Zecora's magical remover potion? THE WORST THING EVER on My Little Pony - It Isn't the Mane Thing About, You this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Have you invested in Bitcoin recently? If so, we have one very technical word to describe you: "Sucker"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Cubs pitcher John Lackey and catcher Wilson Contreras lose their minds over 2-2 ball call and get summarily ejected
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Daily Texan)
 
 
 
The problem with taking the law into your own hands and deciding who gets punched during a protest is properly identifying your targets. You look awfully dumb when you send a student reporter to the hospital for stitches
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(GoldCore)
 
 
 
And so it begins: Venezuela ditches the greenback
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If you have any Bitcoin, now might be a good time to sell them
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
News: McLaren F1 is ditching Honda engines. Fark: Toro Rosso is switching TO Honda engines. Ultra Fark: So is Red Bull
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Flynn pitched new "Marshall Plan" to Trump. The plan would provide massive funding to: A) rebuild war torn Iraq, B) rebuild war torn Libya, C) build a bunch of nuclear power plants across the Middle East
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The bloom may be coming off the rose as Bitcoin suffers a 18.5 billion loss since early September
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin loses 8% of its value, which is 8% of zero
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Member of Trump's Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of High-Melanin Voting: "Mitch McConnell is too much of a wishy-washy, liberal, Hillaryite Obama-lover to be on this august body"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
DaiMon warns against investing your latinum in hooman Bitcoins
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Tue September 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard would like to remind everyone that he's still dating a blonde bombshell (w/pics)
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
After the train passes, the crossing arm fails to rise to its upright position. The best thing to do is: A) drive around it, B) find another railroad crossing, or C) remove the bolts and toss it into a ditch
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert Ritchie, a Detroit native born with the curse of southern pride, strengthens his political platform with the following statement "P.P.P.P.P.S. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE"
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Thu September 07, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two Scoops said that a military response for NK is not preferable, Diaper Don claimed he just wanted to verify Clinton's "fitness" in his testimony, and DeVos is still a witch. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread; starts at 8PM EDT
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After spending million$ on pitching and $0 on hitting, Giants acheive goal of becoming worst team in Baseball
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The tip of Florida has a weird pink color that is itchy and a professional should look at. According to the European forecasting model, that's caused by Miami taking a direct hit from Irma. It's your Hurricane Irma discussion thread. Get the hell out of there
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
The best video you'll see today of an Irish guy trying to catch a bat in his kitchen
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nothing says "that's my suitcase" like a giant version of your face on it
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Fri September 01, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods says he has 'medical clearance' to pitch balls. Wait, he is thinking of becoming a baseball player?
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Balls and strikes are not covered under MLB video review rules, which is how Michael Fulmer got two balls with one pitch
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
Some Kansas Citians get drunk due to Royals scoreless streak and fall asleep on the couch. Ace pitcher Danny Duffy gets drunk and falls asleep in the Overland Park Burger King drivethru
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Tue August 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump says "All options are on the table" regarding North Korea. He's willing to bend over the kitchen counter for Kim, or ride him reverse cowgirl,, or even offer an enthusiastic blumpkin. All options
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Jets on track to become first team in NFL history to put their long snapper on a pitch count
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Suing soccer scalper says team owes him for seat switcheroo that cut into his $250,000-a-year business
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Evil Empire prevents Lord Vader from throwing out first pitch
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball player suffers heart attack after being hit by pitch, traded to Padres
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The reason why Trump likes Nazis is their obsession with the occult and witchcraft. I'm just gonna let that hang there for a while (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know you're rich when you can afford a home with a both a kitchen and a messy kitchen. The messy kitchen is where you place 'messy' appliances like coffee machines and toaster ovens
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump morning twitshiat: F*ck all y'all. I'm burning this motherf*cker to the ground. Get bent, Mitch
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Wed August 23, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Having forgotten how stock market and real estate crashes happen, middle class Americans go on a bitcoin buying binge
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC goes forward with Norman Lear's new sitcom "Guess Who Died"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you left a suitcase full of drugs on the bus we have great news. It's been found. So just swing by the police station to collect it
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Tue August 22, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
Good: virtual currency transactions are irreversible, preventing banks and government from intervening. Bad: if someone convinces your wireless carrier to switch your number to their phone you can lose $1,000,000
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In Little League World Series, Dominican pitcher consoled by winning Venezuelan team after walk-off win. Mets pitchers now hoping MLB teams adopt the same policy
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Sat August 19, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When they phase out paper currency, strippers will dance for bitcoins
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Chicago Reader)
 
 
 
"Pour-your-own-beer" bars promise unmediated experience between you and a veritable buffet of great beers. As it happens, I have a pour-your-own-beer bar in my kitchen with no paper menus either; where's MY review?
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is forking again, someone spray it with the garden hose
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(SB Nation)
 
Weeners
 
Ceremonial first pitch juuuuust a bit outside
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Chimpanzees learn to play Rock-Paper-Scissors as good as 4-year-old kids. Now if they can only learn Lizard and Spock they can get their own CBS sitcom
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Wed August 16, 2017
(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Apple is ditching fingerprint recognition on the iPhone 8, saying will instead rely on the unique smug in users' auras
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Retail is making a comeback, which is good news for all of you who've been laid off this year from Sears, Kmart, JCPenney, Macy's, RadioShack, Guess, Abercrombie & Fitch, The Limited, American Apparel, Gymboree, Payless ShoeSource, Bebe, Rue21, Cro
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(US Senate)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell latest GOP leader to join antifa
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Windows 10 Mobile user surprised to discover that Microsoft's latest cumulative update crashes all his GPS-using apps, wonders if it is time to switch to iPhone or Android
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Having NEVER, EVER, EVER even been accused of manipulating metals, stocks, futures, markets, economies, etc, Goldman Sachs says bitcoin may rise about $500 more, before losing half its value
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Each side thinks they are right, they refuse to listen to the other, tensions mount as they head towards civil war. That's right, there's turmoil surrounding Bitcoin
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Sat August 12, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Hitchcock was just in the background...he didn't come out with beautiful examples of acting ability and talent"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Manafort's son-in-law has been cooperating with the Feds for months and -- hold on, folks, Manafort has just switched attorneys
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
100-year-old Antarctic fruitcake found in 'excellent condition' and ready to be regifted
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Is President Trump preparing to abandon the Republican Party after his latest fight with Mitch McConnell?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hoping to build itself into the world's biggest toymaker, Lego switches CEOs, returns to Danish roots
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Tom Price got booed throwing out the first pitch at the Nationals game
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Everybody should root for an Astros-Dodgers World Series, because the Astros' offense is ridiculously awesome and the Dodgers' pitching is equally insane
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Wed August 09, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Bud's Broiler robber ditches bra, takes cash
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Upside: 'The X-Files' is largely ditching its batshiat mythology episodes for next season. Downside: Mulder and Scully's kid will be a main focus
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Tue August 08, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
How irrelevant are Democrats? Republicans are running against Mitch McConnell
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Mon August 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seven batters. Five pitchers. Four runs. The inning that ended a dynasty, and may have started another
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(Some Soccer Guy)
 
 
 
No-Fun Premier League bans Leicester City FC from mowing elaborate grass designs into pitch for 2017-18 season
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon becomes the oldest AL pitcher to throw a complete game since 1992, says he was pleased he allowed just four runs, nine hits, and only had to leave the mound three times to pee
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Sun August 06, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman rescues piglet running around in traffic, and raises money for its medical care. Winnie the Pooh is glad to pitch in
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soda consumption drops to a new 31-year low, as people look at the economy, job market and political atmosphere and decide it's just easier to switch over to alcohol
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Thu August 03, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hey, Wladimir Klitchko. You're fresh off two ass kickings. What's your next step? Oh, retirement
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sources close to the governor of West Virginia say he will announce at a rally tonight with Donald Trump that he's switching to the Republican party. Sources also say the governor doesn't really follow the news
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Evangelicals are using witchcraft to protect trump from the evils of witchcraft
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ron Moore and David Eick on pitching the "Battlestar Galactica" reboot and streaming and serialization
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rays pitcher Chris Archer has issued a Declaration of Unfriendliness against the Astros' mascot Orbit. The Rays fully support Archer and say Orbit's behavior has gone unchecked. They will provide him all the water balloons he needs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now you can experience the Trump Presidency the way it was designed to be enjoyed: as TV guide blurbs about episodes of a poorly written sitcom
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Food 52)
 
 
 
What kitchen habit pisses off top chefs more than anything? That's right: violating the Tape Rule. "Cooking is about mental clarity. If your mind is cluttered with the badly cut tape and the walk-in isn't pristine, it isn't going to work"
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump may be able to fire Sessions without actually firing Sessions by pulling a double switch. We wouldn't be having this discussion if the Executive Branch would just adopt the designated hitter already
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My eye won't stop twitching. Am I going to die?"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
When laundering $4 billion with Bitcoin transactions, don't use your real name
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ichiro plays slow-pitch softball against the Rangers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not a Disaster Movie pitch: Cruise ship traveling with another ship through the Northwest Passage in case Cruise ship gets into trouble. There are virtually no Emergency Response assets up there. Wish Ernest Borgnine was still alive
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Wed July 26, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Switch lets Nintendo switch back to profitability
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 31 worst sitcoms of all-time. Did any of your favorites made the list? What other sitcoms would you add to it?
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Tue July 25, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Carter thinks the U.S. will switch to a single-payer healthcare system....eventually
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The key takeaway from all of this is that, according to Christians, witchcraft works and works quite well
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Mon July 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Police in Pennsylvania were looking for stolen laptops, find a $40 million bitcoin scam instead
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Bitcoin averts a split into two different currencies as its legitimacy still remains somewhere between a wooden nickel and two-headed quarter
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
It's all about the witchcraft
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember Captain Viktor Tupolev? That's Mitch McConnell right now
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
OK, so there are 17 reasons why Taylor Swift was smuggled out of her apartment in a giant suitcase? My guess is Paul Simon is somewhere nearby writing a song?
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Blink-182 admits using witchcraft to stop Fyre Festival. Somehow this isn't satire
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP are starting to realize that Mitch McConnell is promising different things about the Obamacare repeal bill to moderates and conservatives, and both cannot be true
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Aurora Borealis will be viewable in parts of the Midwest, and might even be visible in the kitchen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry get ugly? Will the Dodgers and Astros show that they will be the two favorites to reach the World Series? Is your team in contention for anything? It is your Sunday MLB thread, first pitch at 1:05pm ET
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Apparently there IS a cov(fef)en of witches and the Russian Lawyer is a dead ringer for the witch who ran for Senate in Delaware a few years ago
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(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, for you liters. Calling all quilters, sewers, needlepointers, x-stitchers, painters, or anyone with a farkish tshirt you're willing to part with. For you who don't want/can't throw $5 a month at the site. Here's your chance to contribute
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Wed July 12, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Found: Fifteen pounds of ditched weed
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How middle class is your kitchen?
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Latinas to watch inside the White House. White House says, of course they wash the White House and some of them cook in the kitchen, too
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs' outfielder Jon Jay comes in to pitch during 11-2 blowout and fools Brewers hitters with some 46-mph floaters. Apparently it's tough to hit Little League speed pitching
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, you may want to sit down for this, but Mitch McConnell has just suggested that maybe, conceivably, it is within the realm of possibility that Republicans *DON'T* have the votes to repeal the Affordable Care Act
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Thu July 06, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Have you ever heard the story of the Fiery Furnace and Nebuchadnezzar?" "Dude, we're just asking about pitching for the Tigers vs. pitching for the Mud Hens"
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Would Russia have been so successful in their election meddling if they didn't have help from Americans? Riddle me that, Mitch
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kumail Nanjiani, Aziz Ansari, and Hasan Minhaj are using comedy and their own life experiences to create films, sitcoms, and stand-up specials to show not all Muslims can be painted with the same racist brush, even in Trump's America
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One of the world's biggest bitcoin exchanges has been virtually hacked
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Tue July 04, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know what? Baseball is too slow. Time to bring in a pitch clock
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Top chef Alain Senderens, pioneer of nouvelle cuisine and legendary for rejecting Michelin stars in favor of making great food affordable, is dead at 77. Chairman Kaga, last seen weeping in quiet corner of Kitchen Stadium, is unavailable for comment
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Much as ABBA perfected the pop song in the Seventies, Swedish country band shocks the world with pitch-perfect replication of Hank Williams-style country music of the 1950s and early 1960s
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australian police are making a plea for the owner of a suitcase stuffed with $1.6 million in cash found while investigating a suspected drug importation operation to come forward. 'We have a sneaking suspicion this isn't your average pay packet.'
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Fernando Abad caught Troy Tulowitzki looking with an expertly thrown 63-mph changeup. Not Abad pitch at all
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Games Done Quick)
 
 
 
Summer Games Done Quick Day 1. Today's highlights are Halo: Combat Evolved, Luigi's Mansion, Metroid Prime, and Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. All donations go to Doctors Without Borders. Livestreaming on Twitch.com. Save the Animals
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Trumpcare Fight Shows Mitch McConnell Knows Just How Overrated He Is"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(pressbox online)
 
 
 
Forget about the lame automatic intentional walk rule or the unenforced pitch clock. Want to REALLY speed up MLB? Four foul balls and you're out. Don't dismiss it until you read the logic behind it
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Fri June 30, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Just another night in MLB - Corey Kluber pitches a gem, Clayton Kershaw gets his 12th win, and for the 13th time this season the Nationals' bullpen can't hold a lead. Oh, and they also lost Trea Turner to a wrist fracture
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
You know that TV has run out of ideas when Warner Bros is looking to reboot "The Jetsons" as a live-action sitcom
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans stagger away from Washington in disarray after health care bill collapses. With helpful 'My god, what have I done' picture of Senator Mitch McConnell
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Thu June 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tebow gets promoted...jacks 2-run homer off 92-mph pitch. SEC SEC SEC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NSA Director Mike Rogers is frustrated that Trump continues to believe the Kremlin over US intelligence agencies in their assessment that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. Also concerned that Trump keeps muttering witch hunt under his breath
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If your baseball team is looking for a catcher who allows 7 stolen bases in 1 game then blames the team's star pitcher, the Cubs would like to speak with you
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A Linux worm is turning Raspberry Pis into Bitcoin mining bots. [Facepalm] it can be prevented using a technique known as 'changing the default password'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Catcher is knocked over by warm-up pitch from pitcher. News: Catcher plays for the Royals. Fark: Pitcher is a female softball champion, throwing underhand
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Tue June 27, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Just another night in MLB - Chris Sale pitches a gem, Colorado loses its sixth in a row being outscored 57-17 in those losses, and the Rangers blow a 9-2 lead by giving up 13 (yes, 13) unanswered runs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Vince Young wonders how Ryan Fitzpatrick can keep a job. "Dude is garbage, and I'm over here in the kitchen cooking turkey necks?"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Digital to analog convertors generate bipolar voltages when coupled to a polarity switchable double flux amplifier." Of course, they're assuming you're already generating the 1.21 gigawatts needed
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell isn't playing 13-dimensional chess. It's more like 1-dimensional tic-tac-toe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell issues an urgent warning to the White House, staff, and colleagues that unless they pass the healthcare bill this week, he will have to do the unthinkable: "be forced to work with Chuck Schumer" and *gasp* COMPROMISE
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget dish sets, towels and kitchen appliances, couples are now asking for bitcoin on their wedding registries
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In the not too distant future, today at 2pm ET A.D., Twitch will stream 6 days of MST3K. La la la
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Ten sitcoms that would work as dramatic films. Imagine the Golden Girls, only grittier
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Children forced to flee playgrounds after attacks from a flock of seagulls. "I just ran, I ran so far away, I couldn't get away," said 8-year-old Horace Ipswitch of Sussex
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Now *THIS* is a witch hunt
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Meet Mike. Mitch McConnell wants to kill Mike. F*ck Mitch McConnell
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Badass New Yorkers turn into panicky 1950's-sitcom housewives when a big scary mouse shows up on the E train
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Nintendo exec: Seriously, guys, we'd make more Switches if we could. We swear we're not creating an artificial shortage
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(ArcaMax)
 
 
 
"Dilbert" creator Scott Adams decides that blogging about how awesome he thinks Trump is isn't enough, and has now turned Dilbert into a "Mallard Fillmore" style conservative political cartoon editorializing that Trump is the victim of a "witch hunt"
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford rabbi, accused of impregnating teen, to face judge. Man, I don't remember that sitcom being this edgy
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
An inside look at how Mitch McConnell weaponized our short attention spans so that he could OMG LOOK AT THE KITTENS
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
No, Johnny Cueto is not the only MLB pitcher with a strange delivery. Can you name the 4 others?
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Tue June 20, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Need more proof of the awfulness of Orioles pitching? They just set a new American League record by allowing five or more runs in 16 consecutive games, and are now challenging the 1924 all time record of 20 straight games
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: "Democrats will have ample opportunity to read and amend the Affordable Healthcare Act repeal bill that took us years to put together. We think 10 hours are more than sufficient"
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