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180 headlines found matching 'ITC'
Fri July 03, 2015
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Blue Jays pitcher Matt Boyd's ERA balloons from 5.40 to 14.85 as he becomes the first starter since 1998 to allow at least 7 runs without recording an out
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(14)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After 50 years, a standard kitchen appliance is getting its first serious makeover. Just press 'start'
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(42)
 
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bottom of the ninth, two outs, 0-2 count, pitcher's got a no-hitter going. Because he plays for Cleveland, you can probably guess what happened next
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(24)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS modernizes its religious laws to 15th century standards, begins executing women for witchcraft and sorcery
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(134)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Greeks ditching Euro and switching to a worthless currency. No, not that one
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(100)
 


Sun June 28, 2015
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Joni Mitchell said to be "speaking well" and apparently just didn't want to say anything to David Crosby
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(33)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins help starting pitcher Justin Nicolino learn how to bunt by bringing in the over-sized comical teaching tool
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(7)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Astros pitcher a) gives up six runs to the Yankees in a little over an inning, including a grand slam and a two run homer. b) Tries - and fail to hit A-Rod after the two run dinger. c) gets ejected for doing that d) gets shipped to the minors. Ta-da
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Giants WR Odell Beckham Jr. brings the heat in charity softball game. FARK: Pitching at 90mph
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(21)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rookie League manager forgets to put most of his bullpen on his lineup card; forced to use three position players as pitchers
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(10)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
California Pizza Kitchen hopes Americans can be convinced California knows how to make a pizza, unlike Chicago
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(63)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The witchy tourism of Salem
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(29)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
World-ending software glitch, 15 years ago: The Y2K bug, in which computers would think the year 2000 was 1900. World-ending software glitch, today: County marriage license software that doesn't allow for same-gender couples to be selected
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(81)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The tiny nation of Pitcairn Island also legalized same-sex marriage this week, with officials saying it was the Christian thing to do
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(45)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
After twenty years, Top Cow is putting Witchblade out to pasture
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First openly gay professional pitcher will make a start in the minors. Team still looking for someone who will play catcher
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(39)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
David Crosby says Joni Mitchell is still not speaking 3 months after suffering an aneurysm
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(38)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Babe Ruth punching an umpire and getting ejected after pitching to the first batter? His reliever then getting the next 27 outs for a quasi "perfect game". Yes, it all happened 98 years ago, this week
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(34)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Etsy's ban on magick has really upset some witches who were selling 'love potions' for $400 a pop. Tragick, really
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(141)
 


Mon June 22, 2015
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Neighbour told to stay away from witch for a spell
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(18)
 


Sun June 21, 2015
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Paramount turns to unlikely candidate to pitch idea for new Star Trek TV series: An actual Star Trek fan
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(76)
 


Sat June 20, 2015
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska Governor Ricketts [R-eally Itching to Kill Some People Legally] is upset because India still hasn't shipped the drugs necessary for him to lethally inject death row prisoners, and they won't let him hang anyone anymore
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(87)
 


Wed June 17, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
You guys didn't believe me when I said that hockey pucks were made with Slovakian witchcraft
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(25)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You know your MLB team is getting slaughtered when the pitching coach calls down to the bullpen for a fresh pitcher ... and they've got the phone off the hook
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(30)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just another night in MLB - For the 1st time in 19 years a Red Sox player hits for the cycle, The Orioles hit a club record 8 home runs in a 19-3 win, and two different position players had to pitch in blowout games. Other than that, nothing special
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(37)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer misses a perfect game, settles for a one hit, 16 strikeout game. His game score of 100 makes for only the 12th time a MLB pitcher has recorded a score of at least 100 in a nine-inning game - statistically rarer than a perfect game
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(46)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jurassic World opens with $200 million, securing the second-biggest opening weekend of all time. Spy managed to slip in $15 million at #2, and San Andreas is #3 with $10.5 million. Insidious 3 was #4 with $8 million, Pitch Perfect 2 slipping to #5
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(106)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bottom of the 5th inning: Strikeout, walk, hit by pitch, pitching change, walk, walk, pop out, single, walk, walk, walk, single, pitching change, walk, walk, single, walk, double, defensive switch, pitching change, single, double, walk, strikeout
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(19)
 


Sat June 13, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa's Archer becomes first pitcher in history to have 3 straight starts with 10 strikeouts and 0 walks. Wait, I had something for this
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(22)
 


Fri June 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's Trade Day on Capital Hill today. I will totally swap my rookie Rubio and mint-conditioned Cruz (with the "real" first name) for your entire Senate Intelligence committee collection and Mitch McConnell dressed as Yurtle the Turtle
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are Harry Potter fans; we were our colleges' Quidditch teams. My wife is reading the books to our 7 year-old daughter, but calling it Harriet Potter. This is worse than changing her religion without telling me. What do?"
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Wed June 10, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Glasgow reduces homicide rate three-fold over 10 years by switching to plastic pint glasses
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(30)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Cable customers finally get out the torches and pitchforks
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(8)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Giants rookie pitcher hits three batters. Promptly makes up for it by tossing the first MLB no-hitter of the year
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(38)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Guide dog leaps in front of bus either heroically saving owner or botching murder attempt. We may never know which (switched to better link)
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(6)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apple agrees to buy a 50 gallon tub of lube for a Cleveland Indians relief pitcher, also throw in some other iGear
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(44)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
There's an exploit in Witcher 3 allowing infinite money by slaughtering infinite cows. Does CD Projekt RED A) remove cows entirely B) make cow hides worthless or C) unleash a nigh-unbeatable mutant cow defender to protect the innocent bovine?
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(97)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So, you think you know the rules of baseball? What happens when the first switch pitcher in the modern era of baseball faces a switch hitter? (video answer at 2:40)
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(48)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Stage shows for "Cheers" and "Brady Bunch" are in development, because the theater stealing ideas from old sitcoms is becoming the NORM
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(63)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
New York finalizes Bitcoin trading rules, just in time for Bitcoin to no longer be a thing
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(13)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
It's kind of fascinating to watch a four-foot snake swallow an entire whole egg. Just not in your own kitchen
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(56)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead accepted an honorary High School diploma decades after being kicked out for focusing on the High instead of the School. Then he ditched to play in a band. Some kids never learn
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(47)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This week's biggest political losers were Mitch "Yertel" McConnell and "Ayn" Rand Paul, whose arguments over the Patriot Act made both look like complete idiots and saw them walk away with nothing
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Tue June 02, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
School kitchen manager fired for giving lunches to hungry children without money
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(339)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson switches his mind and shows up for OTAs
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Family forced to flee from house when can of deodorant explodes and sets kitchen on fire. Investigators ask them all to raise their hands if they're sure
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(15)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Mets' pitcher Bartolo Colón runs all the way to second base on a double. And a good time was had by all
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(23)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner will now be Caitlyn Jenner, with a C instead of a K. Kris's eyebrow would twitch if it weren't frozen with Botox
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(487)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It's not REALLY a finals game in Scottish soccer until the police are called in to investigate the on-pitch brawl
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(7)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Rock cooks up a huge win after audiences found no fault with San Andreas, which took #1 with $55 million. Tomorrowland fell to #2 with $14.5 million, Pitch Perfect 2 at #3 with $13.9 million. And Cameron Crowe's Aloha bombed at #6
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(45)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"A team of psychologists recently revealed that they were able to successfully teach adults the prized musical skill of so-called absolute pitch, widely known as 'perfect' pitch"
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(36)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
300-pound college pitcher has a 5.40 ERA, but eats a mean slider
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(10)
 
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New art project creates 1,000 identical suitcases representing early immigrants, which people traveling to and from North America will be encouraged to take through customs. As if
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(2)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Because nothing lightens the mood of a Red Sox-Rangers game more than two pitchers going head-to-head in a cow milking contest
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(1)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
At what point do company "wellness incentives" become a witchhunt against infidel sinners who don't exercise?
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(64)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Joni Mitchell still in serious condition after suffering brain aneurysm, will be moved to a new facility with a freshly paved parking lot
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(22)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A rookie pitcher hitting an opposite field home run? By the hammer of Thor
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(20)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We're now capable of making computer chips out of wood, which can only mean that computer science has become some manner of witchcraft
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell to pen tell-all book: "Coming out of my shell and how to stare awkwardly at cameras"
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(24)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan builds the world's fastest pitching machine - throwing a baseball at a blazing 143mph. Step up and take a swing. Come on, are you chicken?
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(19)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kansas City Royals pitcher has 99 problems and they're all earned runs (video)
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(13)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The next terrorist bomb won't be made of TNT or C4, but kitchen appliances: "A terrorist could go to a waste site where people chuck away old fridges, get a whole bunch of them and blow them up"
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(39)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This twenty-five year-old Seinfeld Easter Egg proves once and for all that the sitcom was indeed the greatest, funniest, most iconic television show of all time
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(136)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's too close to call as Tomorrowland and Pitch Perfect 2 vie for the top at the box office, both hovering at $41 million. However, Mad Max: Fury Road is a weak #3 with $31 million and the Poltergeist reboot failed to scare up more than $30 million
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(135)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news for Europeans: Net neutrality will be law. It will also outlaw porn filtering, though most twelve year olds already know how to switch the filter off anyway
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(23)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Brandon Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Police itching to find suspect in rash of genital flashers"
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(14)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Madison Bumgarner hits a homer off Clayton Kershaw. Pitcher's duel, indeed
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(25)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
There ain't nothing that makes a politician's teeth itch like money just sitting there doing nothing. Or, God forbid, helping people
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(13)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Because what kitchen wouldn't be complete without a $1150 machine that makes both coffee and soda?
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(22)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Forget diamonds, Bitcoin engagement rings are forever. Goodbye rocks, hello blocks
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(16)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know how Elizabeth Montgomery would wiggle her nose to do magic in "Bewitched"? Have you ever wanted to watch 10 straight minutes of that? Of course you have
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(47)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Virus researchers, in a desperate move to remain relevant, have switched their attack to the RAM in your graphics card. And only under Linux. And only if root has an easy to guess password
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
House Majority Leader to Mitch McConnell: That's an awfully nice senate you got there, Mitch. Be a shame if we asked the NSA for some dirt on you. Maybe you should nip that in the bud now, before we make it your problem
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(30)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Need more proof that the MLB pitchers are ahead of the hitters? For only the 9th time in baseball history 7 games in one day end as shutouts
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(17)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brewers' Carlos Gomez forgives, praises Mets pitcher for drilling him in head with 97 mph fastball. "It's part of the game"
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(10)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone requested all the FCC complaints made against 30 Rock, the funniest sitcom to air on network television since Seinfeld. And boy, are the complaints hilariously ridiculous
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(56)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pitch Perfect 2 hits a high note with audiences, taking the #1 spot at the box office, slaying both Mad Max and The Avengers with $63 million. Threequel Mad Max: Fury Road is #2 with $41 million, and Avengers is #3 with $37 million
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(136)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For only the 75th time in MLB history a pitcher strikes out four batters in the same inning. More weird: For the second night in a row
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So are we picking up the torches and pitchforks or what?
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(184)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
There's a right way and a wrong way to show support for your team. Invading the pitch and pepper spraying the opposition players is definitely the wrong way
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(14)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tim Lincecum slips off mound mid-windup, still throws pitch, might be made of jelly
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(22)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Springer Spaniel with 'broken heart' is saved after village pitches in to buy it a £2,000 pacemaker
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(14)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you don't switch to a Mediterranean diet immediately you'll be dead yesterday
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(55)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How did the public image of hitchhikers go from viewing them as romantic Jack Kerouac-types out exploring the open road to seeing them as psycho killers who'll butcher you and your whole family if you pick them up?
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(165)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pitcher chewing
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(19)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Mothers shouldn't have to stitch together time to recover from childbirth the same way we plan four-day weekends in Atlantic City"
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(162)
 
(Jays Journal)
 
 
 
Ricky Romero gets another chance with Giants. Romero plays baseball, which is a sport involving two teams of nine players. Although all players throw the "ball", pitchers like Romero get to throw the ball a lot more than most other players
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(13)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, a MLB pitcher having a great pick-off move to 1B loses a lot of its effectiveness if the first baseman is not there
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(5)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"It's time for MLB's most storied tradition -- three outs worth of low-80s fastballs and good cheer. Also known as fielders pitching in actual games"
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(19)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Sirens ring, are you listening? In the ditch, the snow is glistening. A ridiculous sight, it's May alright, biatching about a Winter Wonderland
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(74)
 
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
The high pitch squeal of fast electric cars takes to the streets of Monaco. It is the Formula E Grand Prix of Monaco at 10am EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(57)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Pedro Martinez says that Manny Ramirez spiked Red Sox drinks with Viagra. Finally, an answer to why the pitching staff complained that their shoulders were stiff
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(19)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(National Baseball Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
May 6, 1915: George Herman Ruth homers for the first time and pitches 12 1/3 innings in a loss to the Yanks. May 6, 2015: C.C. Sabathia matches Ruth in hot-dog consumption in a loss for the Yanks
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(19)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Nine video game sitcoms we'd actually watch
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(47)
 
(CSN Bay Area)
 
 
 
Twins rookie hits home run on the very first major-league pitch he sees
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(26)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia Phillies celebrity roast got really weird and personal between former stars Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams and Lenny Dykstra
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS says they have 15 more terror cells in America just itching to get gunned down by Paul Blart
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(169)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell turns his shell on Marco Rubio and Tom Cotton
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(47)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
European soccer fans are expected to get blind drunk before a big match, except if you're the costumed club mascot and need to be rescued by paramedics after stumbling around the pitch
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(7)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is why you don't run onto the pitch at horse races
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(14)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your favorite restaurant was suddenly redesigned to include more open kitchens, communal tables, and USB ports, you can thank a millennial
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(76)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
You might be able to pay for your next house with bitcoins
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(22)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
"The history of Pink Floyd, and maybe of classic rock itself, turns on The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking" (Not safe for work image of album cover)
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(61)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Air Force evacuates their citizens from earthquake-ravaged Nepal and lets Americans hitch a lift. What are neighbours for?
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(55)
 
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
A Colorado teen pregnancy prevention program was wildly successful, so Republicans fixed the glitch
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(145)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Think you're the World's Best Dad? So you also stole a helicopter, flew your family out to sea away from an enemy invasion, chucked your wife and kids out the door to waiting sailors, and then ditched before swimming off like a badass?
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(68)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Flashback: In 1998, HIllary Clinton took great offense over a racy Abercrombie & Fitch Christmas catalog. "Former President Clinton also took note of the catalog"
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(73)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA and NHL coming to Seattle soon? The mayor of the suburb of Tukwila is pitching an arena that could house teams in both sports
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(66)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
New study finds air pollution may shrink the brain. Finally an explanation for the plot lines and jokes on all sitcoms filmed in L.A
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(7)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans want to pitch and catch with gays. *waggles eyebrow* You come to this headline often, sailor?
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(34)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
British supermarket chain ditching self-serve checkouts in favor of 1,000 new 10-items-or-fewer lanes: "Ninety-six per cent of our customers prefer staffed checkouts. Not everyone wants to be herded towards the self-scanning checkouts"
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(106)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The first pitch in baseball is a time-honored tradition, so here are the 9 worst first pitches of all-time
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(12)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Legendary folksinger Joni Mitchell, 71, earlier reported to be in a coma, now said to be doing okay and will make a full recovery
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After African volunteers switched their high-fibre diet to African-American diet of burgers, biscuits, and steaks, researchers report just two weeks of new diet could "dramatically" increase odds of bowel cancer. Who has biscuits with their burger?
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(151)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Christie: "The media coverage of my administration caused my low polling" And you know what causes media coverage? Witches. It's all very science-y stuff
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(30)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Patheos)
 
 
 
A guide to determining whether the pagan witch's coven you're about to join is on the up-and-up or, you know, one of those bad ones that's only full of weirdos
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(87)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Max Scherzer thinks the National League should adopt the DH. "No one wants to see a pitcher hit. No one pays money for that"
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(150)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Grab your torches and pitchforks and head on down to Philadelphia, where you can finally take a crack at Comcast this week
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(13)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Abercrombie & FItch says that they'll start running ads in which people actually wear clothing
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(14)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The street code: no snitchin'. The mom code: Son, I am haulin' your rapey ass down to the precinct house
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(80)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Burglars dump TV in bath and flood kitchen in what police call their worst-ever example of 'dissatisfaction over other people's cheap, unfenceable crap' (pics)
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(27)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
"The plain meaning of the term 'medical technology' does not encompass a kitchen implement such as a turkey baster," the appeals court wrote in its decision
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baseball unwritten rule #342: When the pitcher throws behind your head, don't retaliate by hitting a majestic revenge homer in the same at bat. That's disrespectful
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(140)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oakland's Ike Davis breaks a 238-day drought without a position player pitching in an MLB game. Who says there's no fun in baseball?
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(17)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Walter Skinner, played by Mitch Pileggi, will reprise his role as FBI Assistant Director in the new X-Files: "Happy to announce Agent Skinner will once again be getting all grumpy and biatchy with his two wayward kids. Very happy"
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(38)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Yogurt pitchman John Stamos says the Full House revival at Netflix is "all set." CUT IT OUT, DAMMIT
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(50)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Minor league baseball teams, responding to fans' requests that games are too long, decides to limit each batter to only 5 pitches. Two strikes and a foul? You're out
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(44)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Astronaut posts awesome Star Trek selfie from space. Trekkies immediately take to social media to criticize choice of undershirt, incorrect stitching on hem of tunic
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(53)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"By the time Orlando firefighters and police arrived, the kitchen staff had cleaned the floor, rinsed the meat grinder and thrown the remains of Simpkins' fingers and the ground pork into the trash"
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(58)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
And what do you burn, apart from witches? GROUNDHOGS. No. Of course not. You burn snowmen to find out if it will be a good summer. What are you, crazy?
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(2)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Blaming your weight gain on your childhood. New excuseness: Blaming your weight gain on the design of your kitchen
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(58)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(77)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Line drives to the face always hurt, just ask Cleveland Indians pitcher Carlos Carrasco
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(6)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Computer games can hold some of the most terrifying, nightmarish creatures imaginable: eldritch Lovecraftian horrors, undead zombies, fashionistas
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(82)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Don't fark with Nolan - the curse is strong. Rangers lose best starting pitcher and 2/3 of outfield in home opener, after setting a record for players on the disabled list last year. Happy now, Jon?
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(15)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An interview with Kate Mulgrew, whose career in Hollywood has seen her play Mrs. Columbo, a woman who got lost while driving for seven years, and a kitchen employee on a prison that isn't afraid to shank a biatch
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(77)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Another one run, 6-5 Red Sox/Yankees game. News: 19 innings. 17 pitchers. 6 hours 49 minutes
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(53)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Sarnia Observer)
 
 
 
Guy is shocked that foil roasting pan he bought at Dollarama folded while removing turkey from oven and burned his feet. "I won't be recommending this product," Harding said. "It makes me wonder about the other kitchen products in the dollar store"
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(111)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In an age where the sport of professional baseball is all about profit and loss, the Padres have signed a wheelchair-using pitcher for 20 straight seasons so he can keep his health benefits
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(26)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
The Federalist goes brony with a detailed breakdown of last week's season premiere, but they weren't looking for funny faces or animation glitches. No, they were looking for anti-marxist symbolism
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(105)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in The Scout where Brendan Fraser throws a perfect game on 81 pitches? Well this was the exact opposite of that
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(54)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The lion, the witch, and the Mexican drug tunnel
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(14)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dermatologist who regularly practiced techniques on himself before treating celebrity clients like Madonna and Kelly Ripa killed himself because Martin Short parodied him on an episode of the Tina Fey sitcom Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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(90)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
George RR Martin is pitching a new show to HBO. He's expected to write the pilot in the next ten to fifteen years
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(66)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Major League Baseball pitcher Jamie Moyer got stuck on a ride at Disneyland and lived to tweet about it
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(7)
 
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
It is time for round six of the Formula E championship as they take to the track at Long Beach. The high pitched whine, the car changes, the clownshoes. Coverage starts at 6:30pm EDT on Fox Sports One unless they decide to bump it for curling
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(42)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A gadget which allows drivers to switch all traffic lights to green is being tested in the UK. The box, which sits on the windscreen like a sat-nav, is designed to reduce congestion and pollution and help motorists drive more efficiently"
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(15)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After signing a new contract and just in time for opening day, Minnesota pitcher Ervin Santana suspended 80 games for testing positive for steroids
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(36)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Joni Mitchell feels like she was run down by a big yellow taxi due to Morgellons Disease: "Western medicine says this doesn't even exist, it's a psychotic disease. It's not"
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(95)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin James looking to return to TV, because we just don't have enough Oafish Fat Guy/Inexplicably Hot Wife sitcoms these days
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(74)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what is likely to be viewed as an April Fool's Day spoof, Greece reveals their master plan after exiting the Euro: Bitcoin
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Joni Mitchell rushed to the hospital
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(68)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Two federal investigators were just arrested for stealing bitcoin... while investigating criminals who use bitcoin
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(52)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cereal pitchman
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(32)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Switching back from a smartphone to an older-style "dumb" phone? Congratulations. "There's now a growing cachet in sporting a dumb phone, seeking relief from the compulsion to constantly check emails and social media"
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(112)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Study finds that the most dangerous time to be home is 6:30pm on Saturdays and you're better off staying the hell away from the kitchen
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(36)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I can haz tiny cheezburger from super tiny kitchen?
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(7)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
While Pete Rose waits for MLB to consider his application for reinstatement, MLB is busy investigating Marlins pitcher Jarred Cosart for alleged ties to gambling
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(15)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Break out the pitchforks: Jeb Bush used a private email account when he was governor, an action that has given him his own Emailghazi
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(74)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Much like Tom Cruise's relationships, Witcher 3 has 'several beard states'
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(72)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you robbed our salon. But did you also have to break into our outdoor kitchen area and grill up all our hamburger and sausages and drink all our beer and cognac?
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(29)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When it comes to food trucks, you might want to avoid the one that calls itself 'The Kitchen of the Unwanted Animal'
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(47)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
12 pitchers combine for a 10 inning shutout. Fark: Both teams shutout
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(9)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Fitchburg, Mass. Art Museum visitors "will be blown away" says marketing director in awkwardly-timed announcement
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(17)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it appears that the people behind an online marketplace specializing in illegal drugs and identity theft have absconded with all the bitcoins
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(29)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider thinks people want to watch a sitcom starring Rob Schneider
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(64)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
World Bitcoin Association files for bankruptcy...That's the joke
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(66)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Double, double toil and trouble, internet burn, and witches bubble
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(23)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney to box Evander Holyfield for Charity. Romney hopes that frequently switching stances will keep Holyfield off-balance
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(96)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finally, the funniest sitcom to ever air on television will be available to view on most streaming services
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(105)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(The Stack)
 
 
 
IBM apparently set to create the digital dollar together with U.S. Federal Reserve, thanks Bitcoin for the blockchain and says it may leave now
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mama June says she's done with TLC and is in Los Angeles trying to pitch a new reality show. Nobody tell her about Hollywood
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(48)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
"Fifteen per cent of pay-TV consumers say they are planning to either switch TV providers, ditch cable in favor of an online app or rental service or cut cable or satellite altogether within the next six months"
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(97)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paget Brewster, late of Criminal minds, joins the cast of the Fox sitcom Grandpa, starring alongside John Stamos, late of Greek Yogurt commercials
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(34)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
If you're enjoying Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, that's because it's part Bewitched, part Get Smart, part Family Affair, part Maude, and part Parks & Recreation. You're welcome
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(59)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(ThePostGame)
 
 
 
College pitcher has a wilder kick than El Duque's
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(21)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The epitome of Spring Training baseball in one sentence: Nine Braves pitchers combine to no-hit the Astros in a 2-2 tie
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(18)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt pitches his idea to complete an Unbreakable trilogy to M. Night Shymalan, "I wasn't f-ing around in that video, Mr. Shymalan. You started a dark, epic trilogy. FINISH IT. (please?)"
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(75)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you feel the heat get out of the kitchen ... or take the Cheese Doodles away from the fire
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(11)
 
(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
Slashdot-ready headline of the day: "uTorrent silently installing bundled Bitcoin mining software"
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(72)
 

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