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182 headlines found matching 'ITC'
Wed September 28, 2016
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(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop this witchy woman
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customs officials stop woman who had packed dead husband's intestines in a suitcase. Would that qualify as carrion luggage?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Plan on 'standing your ground' anytime soon? Your crackhead neighbor playing his music too loud at night? Wake up in the morning with an itchy trigger finger? Well I have good news for you: "shooting-people insurance"
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Sun September 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marlins ace pitcher Jose Fernandez has died in a boating accident. He was just 24 years old
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How middle class are you? No need to answer if you're poorer. Please do answer if you're richer so we can gather pitchforks and torches
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Perhaps because Tim Allen isn't funny, the show was hackneyed and cliched, and Seinfeld was the greatest sitcom of the 90s?
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Some Gadget Guy)
 
 
 
Kickstarter project allows you to save money by pitching a tent over your bed. Subby has been saving money since he was a teenager
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Mets and Phillies combined for a pinball-esque out on the basepaths ... along with a painful pitcher assist
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
DID YOU KNOW the senior liberal leadership of the United States is BEING ADVISED BY WITCHES? Because these Republicans think it's true
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With a 94MPH fastball, 15-year-old pitches for Team Brazil in the World Baseball Classic
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And this is why Major League Baseball should *not* get rid of the four-pitch intentional walk
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
"Jumping the shark" died out with Happy Days. The modern replacement is the "family goes to a Disney theme park" ABC sitcom episode and saying that there's no Disney synergy directive, it's completely organic to the story, trust us
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Reds pitching would literally be better if they replaced the entire staff with 12 random minor leaguers
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
What's scarier as a pitcher than a line drive hit right back at your face? How about a catcher up in your face
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
French hitchhiker throws a hissy fit, rips up a road sign and throws rocks at people when no-one in "Nazi Zealand" will give him a ride
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Looks like the Vikings will have to switch running backs
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In 1978 the New York Times switched to a computerized system to typeset their pages. The final day was filmed with interviews of workers who are now probably dead of lead poisoning from the old Linotype system
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sully soared to #1 with $21 million, Blair Witch scaring up $9.4 million and #2, Bridget Jones laboring at #3 with $8.7 million. Oliver Stone's Snowden biopic bombed at #4 with $8.5 million while career Suicide Squad fell #7 with $4.5 million
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump suffers teleprompter glitch. Ron Burgundy unavailable for comment
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Orioles pitcher Ubaldo Jimenez becomes a U.S. citizen by answering all questions correctly, except how to prevent a runner on first base from stealing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hackers are trying to find the Internet's off switch, get out of awkward work outings
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet Shohei Otani, the fastest Japanese pitcher ever
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's nice to occasionally stop and pick up a hitchhiker. Especially if it's a bride trying to get to her wedding
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Mon September 12, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Bitcoin - it's probably for your grandchildren, really. Sorry
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You're throwing a perfect game through 7 innings, and have only thrown 89 pitches? Go grab some pine
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(Vox)
 
 
 
When ABC announced they were greelighting a sitcom based on a teen with cerebral palsy and an overprotective mom, most people rolled their eyes and thought, "three episodes, tops". Then they actually saw the pilot
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Giants' Cory Gearrin became the first pitcher in 25 years to play a position and get a save. So we have to wait another quarter-century for the next one?
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Home genetic tests to predict a child's sporting ability called 'snake oil' by scientists, who say it's impossible to test for who might have fast-twitch muscles like a sprinter, long-twitch muscles like a triathlete or no teeth like a hockey player
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
This pitch was called a balk, but Kolten Wong decided to still crush it for a two-run homer. Kolten Wong laughs at your balk calls
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Some Cliff)
 
 
 
We've secretly switched this pastor's sermons with lots of Metallica references, let's see if anyone notices
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can a relief pitcher win the Cy Young Award? Behold the unbeatable numbers of Zach Britton
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(Naked Security)
 
 
 
Bitcoin miners increasingly taking over your NAS devices to do their mining for them because the average home PC isn't powerful enough any more
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Katey Sagal will show off her Superior Donuts on new CBS sitcom
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
By 2020 the Oregon football team will ditch uniforms altogether and instead just roll their naked bodies in neon paint
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Japanese pitcher uncorks the wildest pitch you'll ever see. Like, "on top of the dugout" wild
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(KBTX College Station)
 
 
 
Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes. Johnny Manziel goes back to school
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell's campaign advisor says Donald Trump has some financial tricks up his sleeves in order to pay for that Great Wall of Mexico. But he can't say what those tricks are but he just assumes there are some
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Class warfare comes to the playa with torches at the ready to burn giant pitchforks
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Loaded.co.uk)
 
 
 
The original Blair Witch Project website from 1999 is still online
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Will the lowly 'Riders rough up the bombers? Or will Winnipeg spoil the party? Can Khalif Mitchell avoid any more controversy? It's the Blue Bombers vs the Roughriders on TSN @ 3pm ET
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Fri September 02, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Pitch Perfect 3 finds itself a new director
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not saying the GOP is getting nervous or anything, but Mitch McConnell's super-PAC is dropping $8 million in NORTH CAROLINA to shore up the re-election campaign of Sen. Richard Burr, sir
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a historic attempt at bipartisanship, Obama visits Mitch McConnell's birthplace
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miss Texas USA throws a pitch, hilarity ensues
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indians pitcher Zach McAllister makes the very rare spinning hacky sack catch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump ditched entire national press corps on his trip to Mexico like we all ditch the people who are always pulling out their cameras when we go to Tijuana
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
You might want to put down that coffee and sit down for this: over 2,000 Seattle Police dash cam videos have been deleted due to a "glitch"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Washington Nationals pitcher forgets the cardinal rule of the free pass: Always make sure the ball doesn't end up at the backstop
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to this daily tracking poll, Hillary and Donald have switched positions. The Donald is now on top of Hillary. But given the movement the last few weeks, these two like to try different positions a lot
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs' Jake Arrieta strikes out swinging and receives a Wrigley Field standing ovation. Yes - A 14-pitch at-bat will do that for you
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's time to start singing, "Ding Dong, the Witch is dead," but does that look like a house falling from the sky to you?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Another year, another Madden with some ridiculous glitches that make you wonder if EA even bothers testing the game and instead just laughs all the way to the bank
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two best friends born three days apart learn 41 years later the hospital accidentally switched them at birth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"John Cleese is in talks to make a surprise return to the BBC for a major sitcom, a year after saying he would never work for the broadcaster again"
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Fri August 26, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Giants' Matt Moore pitches an 8 2/3 inning no-hitter. Missed it by that much
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2016 claims another: Marvin Kaplan, character actor known for the sitcom "Alice" and his voice-over work as Choo-Choo on the animated series "Top Cat," dead at 89
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Thu August 25, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The results you have all been waiting for are finally in. The definitive rankings of NJ Turnpike rest stops. MOLLY PITCHER WAS ROBBED
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Trump to pitch Latino, African-American activists in NYC at his hacienda on Fifth Ave. to shore up their support in non-traditional GOP communities. Good luck with that
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Hemel Gazette)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad inspired druggie turned his kitchen into a crystal meth lab
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Everything Lubbock)
 
Weeners
 
"EMS located the man's penis in the kitchen"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York Times said to be hacked by Russians. It was first noticed when motto on first page switched to "All the news that fits our viewpoint, we print"
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Android's latest operating system is here. No word on whether they fixed the "when you switch to Android 90% of your iPhone using friends will have trouble contacting you for at least a couple months" bug
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One year after her mystery illness, Joni Mitchell emerges from her chrysalis
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Sat August 20, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Commissioner of MLB: "We need to adopt a pitching clock"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pitchy pillow pincher plundering plush porches, patios
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Fri August 19, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You'd think he'd be used to getting burned from all his time in the kitchen
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's time to remember The Blair Witch Project, and how terrible it is, and how terrible the concept is, and how it ruined horror movies for the past 20 years. Not that I am bitter about it. Not at all
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We've switched this real baby with a lifelike doll (valued at over $2000) and left it inside a car on a hot day. Let's see if anyone notices"
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
When a candidate's entire pitch, indeed his entire persona, is based on what a winner he is and "winning so much you'll be sick of winning", what does he do when he is clearly NOT winning the race?
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Chinese League pitcher turns line drive at his head into an amazing, no-look catch. Hey, look what I found
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AnyMote Universal Remote Control, coordinates all remotes through your smartphone. Not bad. But when can we ditch these cumbersome interfaces and just let me control my electronics with my mind? (Sponsored Link)
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Move over Chef Pierre, us robots can handle the kitchen from here on out"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Ex-pitcher and current hothead Curt Schilling plans to run for President in 2024. After 8 years of Clinton or Trump, Schilling would be the icing on the cake
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Where are all the Republican women?" In the kitchen?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Somebody actually pitched with a straight face a new television series where Natalie Portman has a twin sister who's a chimp, and the executive producers loved the idea
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Sat August 06, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Want to eat just as well as the homeless guy at the soup kitchen? There's an app for that
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Thu August 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Video of Brazilian police unzipping woman's suitcase to find an 11-year-old boy stuffed inside
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Wed August 03, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
For sale: Aging superstar with 696 career home runs, 3 time MVP, recent trouble with both right handed and left handed pitching, will need a pinch runner after any base hits. Contact: NY Yankees. All reasonable offers considered
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
$72 million bitcoin stolen from Bitfinex Exchange. Used to buy $72 million worth of candy bars from vending machine
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(Cult of Mac)
 
 
 
Apple TV having hard time getting agreements done with television industry execs, thanks to lead negotiator's pitch being "We're Apple and you're not"
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Tue August 02, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey, pitchman for Lincoln automobiles, will also shill for Wild Turkey, presumably in separate campaigns
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The best MLB first pitch of 2016 belongs to ... John McEnroe? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And here we see the rare application of MLB Rule 5.06(c)(7) when a pitch gets stuck behind the catcher's chest protector
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Stealing home is usually pretty difficult ... unless the pitcher is taking a stroll behind the mound after getting the ball back from the catcher
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Sun July 31, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Marlins' newly acquired pitcher forced to leave the game due to injury during his first start for the team. Owner Jeffrey Loria gives a reaction similar to the ones Marlins fans make whenever Loria does anything
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Sat July 30, 2016
(PGA)
 
 
 
It's Round 3 at the 98th PGA Championship and after shooting a near-miraculous 63 yesterday, Robert Streb is tied with Jimmy "Dynamite" Walker for the lead at 9-under. Live coverage starts at 11 am ET on TNT and then switches to CBS at 2 pm ET
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Fri July 29, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitch up the trailer Mabel. I'm a takin' the goats to market
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Only in China can they combine throwing out the first pitch with ghosts and exorcism
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"How can it be that I am standing at my kitchen counter sobbing because of the messages being driven at the DNC? Where has the GOP gone?"
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Mass murderer pledged allegiance to Hitler weeks before carrying out bloody attack on care home. Well, that's a switch
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
EU to apply anti-money laundering rules to Bitcoin, with the goal of ending anonymous transactions
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres' horrendous season continues to not disappoint as they lose to Toronto in extra innings on a walkoff wild pitch
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"We're on the cusp of electing a racist demagogue, and that never ends well. I don't know which class you ditched to go to those Bernie rallies, but I have a feeling it was history"
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
"Cutthroat Kitchen" winner and celebrity chef Brian Cartenuto busted for sales tax evasion. That may how they do it at Les Halles in Miami, but it don't work here in Tallahassee
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo fans: Ditch the gimmicky WiiU controller and just make a game console. Nintendo: What if we did the exact opposite of that?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man forced to teach police about Bitcoins as punishment for stealing Bitcoins
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
St. Louis rookie pitcher make his MLB debut, gives up 9 runs in 1 1/3 innings, leaves the game with the rarely seen ERA of 60.75
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia wins World Quidditch Championship
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
A clock ticks, wind rustles leaves in a tree, a sleeping pony twitches -- have these past several weeks been a dream, or a nightmare? Find out in this week's episode of My Little Pony, A Nightmare on Hiatus Street, 11:30 AM ET in your dreams
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New suitcase converts into an electric vehicle that will carry a 180 pound commuter up to six miles on a charge at up to eight miles per hour. "You might never have to walk again"
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
The Soviet Union once had a secret Cold War plan to create a series of Nuclear missile bases on artificial islands off the coast of the US to encircle it. Surely it would have gone off without a hitch
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Bitcoin News)
 
 
 
'Twas a strange night of action in the bitcoin price overnight during the Asian session
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred wants to limit the number of relief pitchers, because they're just too good. Also plans to legalize aluminum bats and add 3 extra DH's for those all-glove, no-bat infielders
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tired of dragging your suitcase behind you? Need the use of your hands for coffee, your phone? Introducing the trailer hitch for your butt - from Arseco
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Thu July 21, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Please stop tweeting your disagreement with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to Mitchell McConnell Insurance in Saint John, New Brunswick
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell (R) reassures NATO allies that "if any of them get attacked, we'll be there to defend them"....which is not very reassuring if you consider that they can not even defend their own party from Donald Trump
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Pirates pitcher takes 105 MPH line drive to the head, stays in the game, pitches 6 innings
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
105.1 is both a popular FM radio frequency, and the speed of Aroldis Chapman's latest ridiculous pitch. The summer warms up and so does Chapman's velocity
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Judge not, lest ye be judged", and with Mitch McConnell in charge of the Senate, we don't really have to worry about that first part
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Wed July 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Switching to white could save you 15% or more on car insurance
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the NL snap the AL's 3 game winning streak? Will someone groove a pitch to Big Papi? Will the shoepisser have people reaching for the mute button by the second inning? It's your 2016 MLB All-Star Game thread. Coverage at 7:30 EDT on Fox
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(Variety)
 
 
 
OCD Tarantino says he'll make only two more movies cause then he'll have made an even ten movies. Yeah, that's how we think of Hitchcock, by the number of movies he made... right?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news from the utopia that is the Brownbackistan. Well... good news if you were afraid the world would run out of ditch-diggers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wizard of Oz endorses Wicked Witch of the East. Construction of Yellow Brick Road to commence soon
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Mon July 11, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Indiana may get its wish; reports claim there is a "95% chance" Mike Pence will hitch his wagon to the supernova star that is Donald Trump
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
If you play Pokemon Go while driving, you may fall into a ditch
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In one of the world's poorest countries, he set up free mental hospitals, nursing homes, orphanages, soup kitchens, family planning centers, and ambulances. R.I.P., "Father Teresa"
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(KNBR)
 
 
 
Normally if a catcher throws the ball back to the pitcher when the pitcher isn't looking, things can go bad. That, however, is not quite how things are going for the Giants and Jake Peavy this season
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
One weekend, two games go to overtime, one tie, one failed gamble and a catch that would look like a glitch in Madden. Oh and it's only Week 3 of the CFL season
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Wil Myers is renting out a room for the All-Star break and Noah Syndergaard took him up on it. Networks scramble for a potential sitcom
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Jonathan Switcher has really gone downhill
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets fan taunts Giancarlo Stanton by yelling 'overrated'... Stanton promptly homers on the next pitch. A valuable lesson is learned
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
"Can YOU spot the difference between a sex toy and a kitchen gadget?"
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Uber has found new way to operate in Argentina despite anti-Uber restrictions in Buenos Aires. ¿Como se dice bitcoin?
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pirates' Juan Nicasio pulls off the first "Immaculate Inning" of 2016. Three outs. Three strikeouts. Nine pitches
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate ditches Blackberry, still has no idea how to stop VCR from blinking 12:00
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Robotic pizza, robotic tacos, robotic coffee: it is all coming. In fact, robots will take over restaurant cooking before they take over truck driving because a kitchen is a far more controlled environment than an open highway or city street"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
So, Trump emailing fundraising pitches to foreign government officials was an "accidental, one-time thing", right? Right? Umm...no
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Bitcoin suffering slight setback at the moment as the currency that was supposed to be beyond the reach of governments is pretty much the Chinese government's in-house finance agency
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After more than 6 hours, and using a combined total of 19 pitchers, Cleveland Indians outlast Toronto Blue Jays 2-1 in 19 INNINGS. Official scorer has mercy and credits team with two wins
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP megadonor Foster "put an aspirin between your knees" Friess unveils the latest pitch to get evangelicals to vote for Trump: Sure, Trump may be an amoral, philandering dick but so was King David and he has a whole book in the Bible named after him
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Trump liked to listen in to phone calls at Mar-a-Lago, on his secret switchboard. Often, his wig would pick up the phone, especially if there was a celebrity hair stylist in residence
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Giants are going to bat their pitcher in an AL park, which probably says a whole lot more about the Giants depth than it does their pitcher's hitting prowess
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Three pitchers played left field for the Cubs, and it worked. It's a Maddon, Maddon world
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(The Local)
 
 
 
He went into a wardrobe to find lions and witches, and came out with $166K instead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Leah Remini making new sitcom on the horrors of Scientology, apparently really anxious to get on the 2016 death list
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Giant helium deposit discovered in Tanzania. It holds 54 billion cubic feet of helium: Enough to supply 1.2 million MRI scanners, or to make everyone in Congress talk in a high-pitched voice for almost two days
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(Middle East Online)
 
 
 
"Following concerns over poor quality pitches at Euro 2016, Qatar has employed a high-tech solution to avoid similar criticisms of its World Cup in 2022 -- 3D printers and wind tunnels"
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
MLB home runs are being hit at a pace not seen since 2000. Good hitting or terrible pitching?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB almost has another Randy Johnson moment as a bird narrowly avoided disaster after flying in the path of an Adam Wainwright pitch
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Insurance salesman sues 14-year-old, claiming repeated ding-dong-ditching left him an emotional wreck
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians hit four home runs in one inning off Tigers batting practice pitcher Justin Verlander
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(Infosecurity Magazine)
 
 
 
Misubishi Outlander praised by IT security pros for packing just about every possible computer backdoor, glitch and security vulnerability into a single car, urge you to go to the dealer to see one before they're all taken ransom or stolen
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Sat June 25, 2016
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Maine Governor tells his wife to get back in the kitchen... and bring him some breadsticks and some more napkins. And a refill on his soda
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Aroldis Chapman breaks Statcast by throwing the five fastest pitches recorded this season (and five of the six fastest ever). Fark: Four of the pitches were thrown to one batter
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Retired Rays pitcher Andy Sonnanstine, 33, decides college degree and golf isn't all there is to life, practices to come back as knuckleball pitcher. "I'd read an article about Phil Niekro getting 180 wins after his 35th birthday -- why not me?"
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
Subby gets itchy just watching this
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The big lesson from last night's Chile/Colombia Copa America semi-final? Pitch invader + a dozen security personnel + waterlogged pitch = comedy
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Feeling bored about what to do with your outdated kitchen? Turn it into a swimming pool
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Years before getting drunk on Paul Masson wine, product pitchman Orson Welles sparkled in seminal ad campaign for Perrier, helping to convince mainstream America it was normal to buy bottled water
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
First interactive 360° cockpit tour of Emirates Airbus A380 has all the usual buttons and switches plus LOTS of bells and whistles
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey finds most commonly used "other interests" words on resumes, by state. Pop Quiz: match these words with the respective state: Batman, Patriots, Twitch, Gay, Lebron, Heroin - Iowa, Ohio, West Virginia, Oklahoma, Alabama, Hawaii
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Shanghai Disneyland has glitches on its first open day, including two foreigners in politically incorrect Mickey Mouse hats and parents allowing child to take dump in public: "The only improvement: They used a plastic bag to catch it"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
George Will tries to push Mitch Daniels as the Trump alternative for Republicans despite the fact that Purdue hasn't won a bowl game since 2011
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's not news when a MLB pitcher walks a batter, however it IS headlines when Clayton Kershaw whose strikeout-to-walk ratio is 20:1, issues a base on balls
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adonis Garcia pulls a Vlad Guerrero, singles on a pitch that bounces before the plate. Is this cricket?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
"911? I just grounded my 11-year-old daughter for smoking and now she's threatening me with a kitchen knife"
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says that "nobody wants terrorists to have guns" and that he was open to suggestions from experts on legislation that could address the problem. You know, like the bill he killed back in December that would have done just that
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you know what Tinnitus sounds like? No? Would you like to? It's basically like this, with subtle variations (Subby's a sightly lower pitch and key, otherwise it's spot on)
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Leave it to the student section to properly troll an opposing pitcher
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 Group F kicks off at noon ET with Austria vs Hungary, followed by Portugal vs Iceland at 3. Then the action switches to Copa America Group D with Chilé & Panama at 8 and Argentina vs Bolivia at 10. This is your Tuesday fütbol thread
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Mon June 13, 2016
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
It's official. As of August 5, those two creepy guys still using Yahoo Messenger PC software to chat with each other will have to switch to some other app
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
I'm a (fake) Gay (fake) Activist, and After Orlando (faaaake), I Have Switched My Vote (faaaaaaake) to Trump (faaaaaaaaake)
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pitcher Wily Peralta clubs 429-foot homer, tosses bat like a pro. Not bad for your first career homer
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA describes out of this world data glitch that almost finished its planet hunter
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Outfielder J.B. Shuck tried his hand at pitching, hits 91 mph, retires Bryce Harper, now has something to tell his grandkids
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What was an unexpected win you had in the kitchen? Was it a recipe you 'fixed' or a utensil you found on the cheap? Victory is yours.. now share the good news. Difficulty: aside from not poisoning your family
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg throws out the first pitch at a Padres game and does not disappoint
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Bourdain updates world on latest projects, switches from intolerance of vegans and Fieri to intolerance of gluten-free dieters and juicers. "I don't think half of these people even understand what they're talking about. I'm quite sure of it, in fact"
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Anybody ever picked up a hitchhiker? Conditions under which you would?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mariners pitcher makes his major league debut and strikes out the second batter he faces ... with a 100mph disappearing fastball
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Sat June 04, 2016
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Vanderbilt University pitcher Donny Everett drowns at Normandy Lake
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Everybody loves passive-aggressive kitchen notes at the office
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After yet another home run, it's finally time to stop saying Madison Bumgarner hits a lot of HRs 'for a pitcher'. He's been downright Ruthian
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell believes Trump will be the next Goldwater. Unlike Goldwater, however, McConnell will still vote for the sumabiatch
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: We didn't all become kitchen geniuses overnight. Share your best FUBAR stories about cooking and let's all have a laugh
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Oil CEO's are overpaid because they get compensated based on production, not profit. That's kind of like paying a pitcher based on how many pitches he throws, regardless of how many are strikes
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres' Christian Bethancourt plays 4 positions, including pitching for the 1st time since he was 14. Still hits 96 Mph on the mound
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Cracked)
 
 
 
With its current crop of inane sitcoms and reality series, you might think TV is at its lowest. You would be very, very wrong
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers relief pitcher Francisco Rodriguez contracted the Zika virus in the off season while in Venezuela and he wouldn't blame athletes for skipping the Olympics: "If they have plans to have kids in the future, you've got to think about it"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, while sitting in a burning room, says "this is fine"
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Mayor accused of bribing councilman with: A) hookers; B) cocaine; or C) kitchen cabinets
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