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500 headlines found matching 'IT''
Sat April 25, 2015
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
They may feel like the same thing, but the H-word isn't "hiatus," it's "hibernate," and that means it's time for Rainbow Dash to say "Tanks for the Memories" on My Little Pony:FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(170)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Real estate agent: Sure it's a fixer-upper that hasn't been on the market since 1953, but it's a steal at 1.5 million dollars
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(48)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's crunch time in the EPL with fans as excited as a 15 year old schoolgirl. The relegation dog fight is on Saturday while Chelsea can seal the title with a win over Arsenal on Sunday
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(139)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
"The opportunity was there to make a great connection with a little boy. And ugh, I wouldn't even say I took the opportunity, it's just... I... just had fun really. It felt really really good, ya know, to make someone's day. It made my day too"
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(33)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Transparent Aluminum... it's real
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(61)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been seven whole days since you got angry and felt ashamed. Which means it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz once again
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(30)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Daughter of Wonderlic test creator says her father's test fails at predicting an athlete's success. Since she's also a Cubs fan it's safe to assume she's an expert on failure
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(18)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
LabCorp to let consumers order their own blood tests directly without seeing a doctor. Critics say it's a prescription for headaches
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(23)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
"It's the ship that made the Kessel Run with less than twelve cases of norovirus"
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iranian warships decide that it's really not the right time of year to visit Yemen anyways
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(60)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey fans, it's night 10, we have 3 games. 2 are elimination and at the same time... [Thanks OBergman]. Habs & Rags look to advance on their home rinks @7:00ET & from the whoever-scores-1st-wins dept. Blues host the Wild @9:30ET
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(1049)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
USDA says it's okay to eat food 18 months after its expiration date. The only difficulty is getting the spoon inside the carton to dish out last year's milk
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(36)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A heavy-hearted Boehner explains that even though he doesn't want to, that it's the last thing in the world he would ever do, he may be forced by the overwhelming hand of morality and ethics to subpoena Hillary Clinton's email server
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(165)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Former journalist discovers secret bunker on Mars in a photograph taken by the Mars Exploration Rover: "I was stunned. It's a massive panoramic window built into the wall of the crater. You can see a person behind the bunker's window" (w/pics)
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(103)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
16 insane things you can eat at a ballpark. Come for the bacon, stay for MORE bacon. Warning: Slideshow. But it's a tasty, mouthwatering slideshow. And, there's bacon
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(10)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nitro coffee.this is awesomeit's coffee thatisconcentrated and it ispumpedthrough somethinglikeguniess andhasnitrogen initsothatit hasbubbles andcaffeine and it gives youmorecoffeefaster and thencaffeineand issmoothand goodyou can drink it all up
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former head of the Royal Canadian Armored Moose Assault Battalion: It's aboot time world governments stopped covering up UFO truth
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(37)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's nice when the court rules that you should get your deposit back. Especially when it's $2.75 million
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(11)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
8-Bit The Fast and The Furious is so intense it'll melt your 8 bit face off, make you long for 8 bit days of glory
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(11)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scott Walker's plan for dealing with the press? Copy Hillary Clinton and hide, hide, hide. It's a bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how it works out for him
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(46)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's not illegal to swim in the Gowanus Canal, arguably the most polluted water in North America. It's just not recommended on account of, among many other health threats, a heavy concentration of flesh eating bacteria" (pics)
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(34)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman taken down by police riot squad after taking home clothes hanger that had been left on subway: "It really has been the worst experience of my life but the whole thing is ridiculous. It's a complete waste of time and taxpayers' money"
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(64)
 
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush: What's the best thing Obama did? He's done so many things just the way my brother did them, it's hard to say...I'll go with expanded warrantless surveillance, which used to be evil but now it's okay. Thanks, Obama
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(52)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You minions keep complaining about the 1%ers that are running and wrecking this great country but you're wrong, it's the 0.01 percent that own this country
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(38)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Vancouver to become first city in Canada to regulate medical-marijuana dispensaries: "For us, it's like the sex trade. We've always taken the approach of keeping it above ground so we can watch it"
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(35)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hubbly Bubbly's Vegan Falafel Pocket Sandwich" comes to you way back from Jesus-Time, at least according to this chef. It's true, the Sermon on the Mount ended with paleo friendly gluten-free loaves and a smoothie bar
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(33)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"It's just getting a little Diane Sawyer in here"
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(67)
 
(MRC TV)
 
 
 
When DID I marry that President-Guy? 10 years ago? A couple of decades ago? It's been a while. You guys know, don't you?
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(78)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
School thinks it's a good idea to send a gunman into a classroom as part of a surprise drill; traumatized teacher thinks it's a better idea to sue
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(124)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French Olympic swim team swimming in cocaine for years, says former member: "It's not just a little line, it's a complete motorway covered in white powder that they zoom down at top speed"
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Don't worry ugly-assed brother tiger cub, we'll save you from the water. It's too early to try swimming as it's only our first time out"
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(7)
 
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
It's springtime in Florida: The Sun is out, the flowers are blooming and toddlers are already being left in cars parked at Walmart
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(23)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
As we celebrate the holiest of holidays today, it's important to remember those that came before us, and their sacrifices. Happy Administrative Professional's Day
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Have you ever reached the point in your binge watching that it's become so tedious and boring you just want to hurry up and finish? That's called purge watching, and it happens when shows dip in quality, like Mad Men, Nip/Tuck, and Sons of Anarchy
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(93)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
It's now illegal to have sex with cows in Denmark. Officially
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(72)
 
(Some Magician)
 
 
 
Now, here in this pancreas you see a cancer cell. Now, I say the magic word, Abracadabra, and Presto-Changeo, it's not a cancer cell. Thank my lovely assistant pancreas, also
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(31)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO is giving Whitney Cummings a television show to star in, because it's worked out so well the three other times it's happened
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I do not think it's right to facilitate people living an unhealthy lifestyle, in the same way I don't believe that a size zero should be available - it's not a healthy size for an average woman to be
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(178)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's a clear sign that you work for a crappy fast food restaurant when, after you get robbed on the job, your boss tells you that you have to personally pay back all the money that was stolen from the registers
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(138)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's official. The Tebowcalypse is upon us
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(31)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's a bird -- It's a plane -- It's an insanely fast Japanese bullet train breaking a world's record
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(22)
 
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
♫ Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high. Take a look, it's in a book, quadruple rainbow. ♫
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(22)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
Not motivated to jog? A drone can help. Look how it's increased people's average running speed in places like Yemen and Syria
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: "The Rapture is upon us and it's all Obama's fault" Thanks Obama? I dunno, is the end times suddenly a bad thing now?
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation says gay marriage will cause a rise in abortions, because if there's one group known for abortions, it's gays
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Living with agoraphobia isn't a walk in the park, you know. Sometimes it's a walk into a manhole
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(33)
 
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
It's the 6th day of the Hockey Playoffs and as we move to Winnipeg for the first time in 19 years, let's check the weather... SNOW? lol, perfect.. Only three games today: Rags/Pens at 7 PM ET, Blues/Wild at 8 PM ET & Ducks/Jets at 9 PM ET
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(1296)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It's usually annoying when someone photobombs you, but this kid is ok with a photobomb from his military dad on school picture day
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The scene is that of a demilitarized zone; massive concrete barricades line the roads, and visitors are greeted by a desolate checkpoint with automatic gate and numerous surveillance cameras." No, it's not Mexico; it's two cities in Florida
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(75)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for the third geeky movie trailer in the last few days, it's the Fantastic Four. And... it just might not suck
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(258)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will the Night's Watch endure? Will Arya choose destiny or family? Will Sand bury the Lannisters? How deadly is Prince Doran? Find out tonight at 9PM ET. It's your Official Game of Thrones Discussion Thread. LGT recap of last week's episode
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(193)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
♩ ♫ My milk truck brings all the crews to the yard and they're like, "It's blocking the road." Damn right, it's blocking the road. I can clear it, but I have to charge ♩ ♫
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(17)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
What kind of clownshoes will we see this week? How many more aerokit souvenirs will be available? It's the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach (4:00 PM ET, NBCSN)
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(213)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Cavs stun the Celtics? Can the Hawks take a game from Brooklyn? Will the Trail Blazers and Grizzlies set television records? And will Spurs-Clippers be cancelled due to a lack of interest? It's day two of the NBA Playoffs. 3:00 P.M. EDT
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(243)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Who will have a chance to win this week that isn't named Harvick? How long will this year's inevitable rain delay be? It's the Food City 500 from Bristol (1:00PM ET, FOX)
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(1192)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Skip church to get your yard work done... It's an early start to day 5 of the Hockey Playoffs and we're seeing some great rivalries as we head to the other rinks for game 3's. Noon, 3, 7 & 10ET. Game Onnnn
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(1370)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Random House believes it's wrong to give money to the estate of a Nazi war criminal in order to use his writings but it's all right to profit off those writings
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(49)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
You can now buy spaghetti that went to the moon, although it's pasta its prime
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(12)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
It's official: Cubs phenom Kris Bryant sucks, in Cubs fan's expert opinion
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(36)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An oral history of Airplane? What is it? It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol, but that's not important right now
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(59)
 
(Baseball Reference)
 
 
 
Well, after two weeks of the MLB season, let's check how the new game-length rules are working: average game length is 3 hours, as opposed to last years' 3:08. Bonus: Without Yankees/Red Sox it's 2:58
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(33)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to lose the belly when your whole family can't stop laughing hysterically because you can't get out of your seatbelt
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese woman shares her bed with a pig, says it's helping to prepare her for marriage
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(35)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Senior citizens home uses morning video messages to aid patients with Alzheimer's and dementia. "It's an idea borrowed from an unlikely place, the 2004 Adam Sandler movie '50 First Dates.'" So Adam Sandler movies serve a purpose. Who knew?
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"For God's sake get a grip, it's only a movie"
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(126)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's official: Welfare recipients in Brownbackistan can no longer go swimming. *wipes hands on pants* See, *that's* how you solve poverty, people
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(535)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scientists think they now know why Earth 'hums' - and it's not because it doesn't know the words
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(20)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to strip in Saskatchewan, make sure it's for charity
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(41)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago Timothy McVeigh's anti-government rhetoric was considered radical and paranoid. Today it's a mainstream belief of the Republican Party
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(204)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(ShoutEngine)
 
Audio
 
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO RACE, SALUTE YOU. It's the ninth episode of the NASFARK Podcast, which is good news for all race fans
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(4)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's day 2 of the NHL playoffs, do you know where your liver is? Rangers/Pens @ 7ET, Lightning/Red Wings 7:30ET, Blues/Wild 9:30ET, and Ducks/Jets 10:30ET
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(1207)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishing boat crew: We got a big one in the nets Captain, what should we do? Captain: Being it's a Russian submarine, we're probably going to need a bigger boat
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(19)
 
(Fruitnet)
 
 
 
Fruit industry in uproar over whether it's hygienic for workers to pee on the crops: "Urine is virtually sterile when it leaves the human body, it does not carry any bacteria and has been used by growers for years as it is very high in nitrogen"
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(53)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
When the bases are loaded and the batter walks, every runner can move up a base. If it's only second and third, you can't. Got that, Robinson Cano?
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's pretext for SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN: Johnny Cash lyrics
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(71)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when thieves on bikes using slingshots are robbing San Francisco stores. Hey, it's cheaper than bullets and gasoline
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(24)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate: Sure I left my 4 year-old home alone at night, but it's not like I didn't give her instructions about what to eat and when to go to bed
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(38)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(77)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
It's a pity retiring Senator Harry Reid is too shy to say what's really on his mind
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(68)
 
(TSN)
 
 
 
Well here we go. The chase for sport's most coveted prize begins tonight. For the next 7 or so weeks there will be intense, in your face action, weeping with emotion winning or losing. Yes, it's the Fark 'I wuz there' hockey badge. Tonight at 7pm ET
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(1531)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering why workplace productivity has been down and the Internet has been slow the past few days, it's because a mother gave her son an allowance, found it torn in pieces, and decided to take a picture and post it on Facebook
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(203)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather hypes up his upcoming fight with Manny Paquiao by saying he's "pretty much done" with boxing: "It's not fun like it was back then. It's business now. I don't really enjoy it any longer"
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(30)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter thinks it's too easy to vote today, suggests weeding out uninformed voters by making them pass literacy test. Question 1: Are you going to vote for the Democratic candidate?
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(183)
 
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Republican Governor: With 17,000 children in foster care, maybe it'd be okay for gay people to adopt a few of them
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sports reporter attends press conference announcing resignation of German soccer coach, only to discover that it's all in German--which he doesn't speak. Hilarity ensues
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(15)
 
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.' 'Yes, it's part of the recipe.'
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(9)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie outlines his first major policy proposal, should he get the big chair: Instead of retirement, he's just gonna gobble up your grandmother. It's cheaper that way
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(46)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
CBO says the federal government is taxing more, spending more, running higher deficits. In other words, it's back to business as usual
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(11)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
If anyone ever tells you Ghostbusters is bad all you need to do is show them this video and then tell them to repeat after you and say: "It's true, Ghostbusters is the perfect movie and this man has no dick"
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(92)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Not that it's much of a consolation, but if you're up for a small break on Tax Day... try these businesses out for a freebie or a break of some sort
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(35)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(C|Net)
 
 
 
I don't always watch four-hour long videos on YouTube. But when I do, it's of creatures found 10,000 feet deep in the Caribbean sea
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(12)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
This has got to be the most embarrassing way possible to rupture a tendon in your thumb. Ok, wait, it's at least No. 2
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(34)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
It's now official: Generalissimo Francisco Franco was a dictator. In other news, he's still dead
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Herpes? In my sunbed? It's more likely than you think
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(55)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
What does the Viper have in store for Seth Rollins? Is John Cena's title reign going to end tonight? U wot M8? It's your WWE RAW from London, England thread (8:00 EDT/7:30 $9.99) Cheerio
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(901)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Everything is better when it's wrapped in bacon. Well everything, that is, except the door handles on an Oklahoma mosque
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(156)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas representative doesn't think it's her job to represent her constituents
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(114)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ it's a lion, get in the car
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(66)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Allergy season is here, and it's time for EVERYBODY TO PANIC
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(42)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
What it's like to go blin-Blinkin, what are you doing? "Guessing, sir. I *guess* there's a headline here,"
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(10)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Who's off to a hot start, who's not? It's your Week 1 MLB Power Rankings
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(73)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disneyland plans ride enhancements for upcoming 60th anniversary. The most requested upgrade is earplugs for anyone riding on "It's A Small World"
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(25)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Don't be fooled, sheeple - it's Chelsea who's running the show these days
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(50)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's only been a day, and now another bombshell scandal is rocking the Clinton campaign
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(61)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know how in the movies it's always funny and everything ends up okay when a teenager without a license takes his mom's SUV out for a drive without her knowledge? Real life is not like the movies
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(15)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
OM NOM NOM: Marijuana businesses gobble up Colorado Springs industrial space: "We've crossed the threshold; we have people calling looking for industrial spaces and it's very difficult to find any space available for just general business purposes"
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(37)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Well, we're half a day into her campaign, which means it's time to piss and moan about the logo
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(172)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is desperately trying to find his niche for the 2016 election, and it's going about as well as could be expected
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(38)
 
(Uncover Michigan)
 
 
 
While our expanding universe may not be as fast as we previously thought, it's still a slut
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(23)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Sunday in Augusta. Whose name will they roar and echo through the pines? Who makes his move on the famous back nine? A tradition unlike any other, The Masters. CBS coverage begins at 3:00 EDT
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(222)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mercedes gazes into the crystal ball and designs its car of the future. Yeah, it's pretty cool
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(47)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Hillary Clinton versus Elizabeth Warren happen. It's like fetch; it will never happen
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(101)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
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(90)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Now that the weather is getting nice again, it's worth reminding everyone that if you choose to sleep outside, don't sleep on the train tracks
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(23)
 
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
You take away a kid's cellphone, he hits you with a Gatorade bottle and kicks the windshield out of your car. It's the Dayton way
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(24)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's moving day at Augusta and everyone is chasing Jordan Speith. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters. Coverage begins at 11:45 EDT
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(65)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Average cost for room and board in a nursing home is $91,000 a year. Which means it's actually a better deal to enroll grandma into college
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Justice Department warns workers it's against policy to hire hookers, which should have been obvious since it's also illegal
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(21)
 
(Autism Speaks)
 
 
 
Pro-wrestler takes his number 1 fan, a high school girl with Autism, to her junior prom. It's still real to her
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(47)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Tri-Valley Central)
 
 
 
"When the ball hits the paddle, there's a sound that is emitted. It's loud and continuous and extremely annoying and it has reduced the quality of life"
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(31)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is back at Texas Motor Speedway with the O'Reilly Auto Parts 300. Coverage begins at 8:30 PM EDT on Fox Sports 1, so it's doubtful kids like Erik Jones and Chase Elliott will be allowed to stay up to drive in the race
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(190)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Today's moment of zen comes from this slow motion wrestling montage. It ... it's just so beautiful
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The week is almost over, let's finish strong so we can spend the weekend holding down a hammock. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A German man who had his penis enlarged with silicone injections claims it is now nine inches long and weighs ten pounds. That's big but it's not clever
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(198)
 
(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
How will your state rank economically in 2015? It's simple, if you're in the Bible Belt, you will prosper; but if you dwell in some liberal hellhole, you'll be celebrating New Year's Eve drinking Listerine and dining on ketchup packet-flavored ramen
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(188)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago: 'We're gonna build the St. Louis Arch because why shouldn't we?' Now: 'We can't clean the St. Louis Arch because it's too expensive'
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(126)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Obama's approval rating at an all time high of 80 percent. Yeah it's in Cuba, but you take what you can get
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(28)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When a road rage incident involves nunchucks, you know it's gotta be Florida
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(23)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Gulfstream jets are so safe that the pilots can skip pre-flight checks 174 times in a row. It's #175 that will get you
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(38)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Blood rain' to fall on Britain. It's either red dust from Saharan sandstorms or the beginning of the Limey Apocalypse End Times, as spoken of in the prophecy
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA scientists reveal 2018 plans to send a spacecraft into the upper atmosphere of the sun, probably at night when it's cooler
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(34)
 
(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
It's day one of the annual pilgrimage to Golf's Nirvana. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters. Online coverage begins 10:45 am EDT. ESPN coverage begins at 3:00 EDT
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(117)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Headline: OMFG NET NEUTRALITY IS ADDING FEES TO INTERNET COSTS Article: It's the same Universal Service Fund you've been paying on phones since 1996
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(106)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Only one real game with playoff seeding implications tonight as the Bruins look to not fall in the playoff ladder. Two other games as well. It's your Wed Night Rivalry NHL thread. Game starts on NBCSN @8pm EST
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(119)
 
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
To eat well abroad, Anthony Bourdain suggests you be open to chance, poll locals, and explore. "That simple moment when you get good yakitori or something else you've never heard of for the first time -- it's a tremendous feeling of accomplishment"
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(65)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
10 years and 1 billion dollars later, Seattle conquers homelessness. Just kidding, it's worse than ever
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(291)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The Iron Man suit charted across 50 years in one illustration - it's almost aged as well as Downey Jr
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(40)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cross-dressing 'Mrs. Doubtfire Bandit' wanted for bank robbery. The ghost of Robin Williams unavailable for comment
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Confronted with onerous and overbearing federal rules, states decide to more or less do their own thing. Unsurprisingly, somebody has a problem with this. Surprisingly, it's Fox
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(84)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Christian bookstore chain removes "heaven visitation" category because it's just too hard to believe
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(46)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
NASA chief scientist: We're not saying it's aliens now, but in 20 years it's aliens
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(50)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(National Journal)
 
 
 
If you think Detroit is a crumbling dangerous city you should talk to the Iraqi refugees from Baghdad who think it's a dream come true
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(90)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
It's National Beer Day. Why are you still standing?
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(59)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Have you ever been to an international coffee expo it's really great there are coffee diplomats from all over the world ready to share their coffee with you and you keep drinking coffee is it just me or is my heart beating really fast
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On the one hand: A republican admits to "man-made" climate change. On the other hand: They blame environmentalists for starting it. And on the third hand: It's Carly Fiorina
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(121)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
It's not that the GOP and Netanyahu hate this Iranian nuclear deal. They'd hate ANY Iranian nuclear deal
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(155)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If for some reason you DID want to serve pizza at your gay wedding in Indiana, Zach Braff and Donald Faison have pledged to make them for you. I mean, it's not like they are really doing much else right now
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(58)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
And the scariest movie monster OF ALL TIME is... well it's not Jaws, that's for sure
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(115)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You cut him off, he pulls out a chainsaw. It's the Canadian way
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(70)
 
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Will Jimmy ever trust Chuck again? Will Mike draw him into the criminal underworld? Will we meet Saul Goodman? It's your official Better Call Saul season finale thread, 10 pm on AMC
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(147)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA Division I basketball championship game between the Badgers of Wisconsin and the Suckers of Duke. Tip-off is at... Holy Fark, 9:18 pm Eastern. Come on, these kids have class in the morning
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(837)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"It's been amazing. We're getting calls from people who are curious about atheism for the first time in their lives. And when we ask them what got them thinking about it, they all say the same thing: 'I just heard Ted Cruz talk.'"
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(113)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
When towing your boat along the busiest road in your county, it's always a good idea to strap said boat to the trailer on which it sits
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(26)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"if it's true that Mr. Hubbard was never injured during the war, then he never did heal himself using Dianetics principles, then Dianetics is based on a lie, and then Scientology is based on a lie"
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(241)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With only one more week left in hockey's regular season, teams are vying now for playoff positions - come see where they stand. It's your Week 26 NHL power rankings
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(83)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's back to domestic football this weekend. Will $terling show his class in the first game against Arsenal? Can the Shernaissance at Villa get some points against Man Utd? Will the Chelsea vs Stoke game be a cure for insomnia?
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(256)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's opening day at the newly rennovated Wrigley Field and we've got...Seats? Check. Grass? Check. Jumbotron? Check. Beer? Check. Bathrooms? ...Oops (Some Not safe for work images)
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(49)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Will Megan follow through with the divorce? Will Roger's power play happen? How much will Don drink? Does anyone remember the first half of season 7? Grab your Scotch; it's your Mad Men Discussion thread. The booze flows at 10PM ET on AMC
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(66)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather adds to his $7 million car collection with a $300,000 Mercedes "Land Yacht" party bus, and it's a knockout
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(20)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Not news: Law professor sends link for her students to read. News: It's a video on Pornhub. Fark: featuring anal beads
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(77)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's cool when you sign with the Blue Jays and make your Canadian debut. It's even more cool when you bring your dad along to play "O Canada" on saxophone
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(8)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Who's Van Halen's best front-man? The results are in. It's David Lee Roth by a nose
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Will Jamie rescue Claire from Black Jack Randall and the British Redcoats? Will Colum MacKenzie find out about the Jacobite gold? How the hell do you pronounce "Laoghaire" anyway? It's the return of "Outlander" (Starz, 9pm EDT)
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(25)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
May as well get the party started now. It's your 2015 NCAA Men's Basketball Final Four: Spartans/Blue Devils at 6:09 PM ET, Wildcats/Badgers at 8:49 PM ET. And I do believe. CO CATS
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(699)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
After nearly a year, the wait is over. Now, with a magical castle and a mysterious map, Twilight and her friends will embark on their biggest adventure yet. It's the two-part season 5 premiere of My Little Pony: FiM (11 ET, Discovery Family)
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(332)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Georgia Florist: I'd serve an adulterer, but not a gay couple. It's the least I could do for Jesus
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(663)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Might as well take off those pants, too
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(37)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Senator Feinstein: It's time to start censoring the internet
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(316)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's not a random act of kindness. It's a toomah
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(36)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
Joni Mitchell feels like she was run down by a big yellow taxi due to Morgellons Disease: "Western medicine says this doesn't even exist, it's a psychotic disease. It's not"
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(95)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to China: "This administration really doesn't care about your human rights violations. It's all just for show"
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(34)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nigeria's new president promises to crush Boko Haram. Because if anyone knows about crushing people down, it's a former brutal military dictator
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(43)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Karl Rove says he won't apologize for Iraq war, also notes that it's still too early to call Ohio
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(114)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's Garry Shandling's hit and run
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(40)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
Set your Grandfather Clock and hold on to your hot dogs, it's Episode 8 of the NASFARK Podcast
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(4)
 
(Michigan Radio)
 
 
 
"It's like public urination, except you don't get in trouble for it"
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(24)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim ordinary hipster beards OVER, $200 colored hipster beards in, to amusement of stylist: "The dyed beard is so hokey, it's like signaling there isn't anywhere left to go, she said"
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can be forgiven if you didn't know that Ted Cruz is on the Armed Service Committee, because he's missed 13 out of the 16 hearings it's held. "Running for President takes up a lot of time"
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(89)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Sodium azide is a white powder that explodes when it hits metal. When it hits water, it turns into an acid that can eat through your skin. When it's inhaled, it shreds your lungs. But for a long time, it was in your car
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(40)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Early humans didn't grunt to communicate - it's only us that have worked out how to do that
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You just know it's April Fools' Day when the West says it has 'reached a broad understanding' with Iran over its nuke program
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(21)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look at what it's like to be a child actor in the Star Trek franchise. Of course it mentions the train wreck trajectory of Brian Bonsall; how could it not?
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(38)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
One third of all aerospace workers in Washington State make $15 an hour or less. It's comforting to know that the rivets on the wing of your plane were attached by someone making minimum wage
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The results of the ESPN Final Four Bracket Challenge are in, and it's not pretty: of 11.57 million entries, just 182,000 correctly predicted the Final Four
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(34)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
"The Maple Leafs have managed to produce a team that is not just bad, but appears to not give a damn. It's almost rubbing it in people's faces, the lack of effort. And they are the least likable group of professional athletes I have ever been around"
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(60)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
21 things you didn't know your iPhone could do. It's another edition of geek hide and go seek
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's getting to the point where cops can't even Taser a suspect without it blowing up in their faces (warning: graphic)
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(117)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Flash, Barry and Joe seek help from the original Trickster when they are faced with a copycat (CW 8ET) Later on AoS, It's Coulson vs. S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC 9ET)
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(291)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Public Wi-Fi speeds 5,000 times faster, with longer range and ability to host 25,000 concurrent users? It's more likely than you think. Err, actually, it's already up and running in Seattle
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(30)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Jay Z compares music to water: it's something you can get for free, but people are willing to pay for it. But the comparison doesn't work. Teenagers walk around with $3 bottles of water because they don't pay for anything they listen to"
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(84)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
The hottest gaming console right now isn't the XBox or the PS4, it's ... the PC?
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(258)
 
(College Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey on college hoops: 'It's nearly unwatchable. It's absolute torture watching some of these games'
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(122)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The good news: Somebody finally moved into that vacant building next door in your New York City neighborhood. The bad news: It's coyotes
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(87)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
It's like a 1980s fever dream
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(8)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Syrian leader Assad claims that ISIS has gained quite a following since they provoked America into fighting them. It's almost like there's a history of "provoking America = more recruits and added legitimacy"
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(38)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
With the opening day a week away, where does your team stand going in? It's your 2015 MLB Pre-Season Power Rankings
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(111)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Four of hockey's best teams have clinched playoff spots - who will be next? It's your Week 25 NHL Power Rankings
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(40)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This show has hard drinking spies, Nazi villains, and jokes every five seconds. And no, it's not Archer, it's a live action show called Danger 5 and today it is our new spirit animal
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Something's happening at NSA but it's real secret so don't tell anybody
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(204)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what a $300 mouse might look like? Well, first off it's really red
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's Sunday evening. Time for some jazz from the late, great Buddy Rich (Some Not safe for work language)
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(13)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
As we return to the east coast, will Slowgano smite the field or will the Clip claim other victims? Get out your hotdogs and grandfather clocks, it's the STP 500 from Martinsville (1:00 PM ET, FOX Sports 1)
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(715)
 
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
"Asked why she had shown the police officer her marijuana stash and asked if she could smoke a joint, the woman explained: 'It's just weed and I thought he might be cool with it""
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(52)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Photos of dogs enjoying a windy day. It's not news, it's bark
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bleeping pen used to find bleeping brain tumours. It's hardly brain surgery
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(6)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Read all about the U.S.'s least-visited national park (19 visitors last year). And then enthusiastically agree that it'd make an awesome place for a Fark party, provided you don't mind aggressive man-eating bears
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(47)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Def Leppard and Whitesnake going on arena tour of Britain. In other news, it's 1986 in the UK
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(47)
 
(Trove)
 
 
 
NYU snowflake is outraged to find out it's $71K to go to school for a year instead of the totally reasonable $66K, is nonetheless relieved that she doesn't have to go to community college with the proles and Republicans
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(26)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: TV show ends. News: It's the longest-running Finnish language television program in history. Fark: the show has aired on a podunk TV station in the United States and most people in Finland have never heard of it
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(26)
 
(OutSports)
 
 
 
Well, the Indiana law isn't good, but it's not like business owners will start throwing gay people out of restaurants like the Civil Rights Era. . .oh
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(374)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is back in action at Martinsville, where it's entirely possible John Wes Townley's Segway and John Hunter Nemechek's footy pedal car may be all that survives the carnage, beginning at 2 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(153)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual posthumous Tupac Shakur release, making that 5 albums released when he was alive, 6,392 albums released since his death
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
America has a new #2 soda, and it's not diet
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(43)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Welcome James, it's been a long time." The Spectre teaser trailer has landed
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(122)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's important to know the difference between clay and organic kitty litter. Especially if you're using it at a nuclear waste facility
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(90)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The latest taste sensation from the land of the deep-fried Mars bar? Just in time for Easter it's the Cadbury's creme egg rolled in sweet chilli sausage meat and coated in breadcrumbs. Yum yum
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(26)
 
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
The Germans and Japanese are teaming up again. Relax - it's on a new car
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Get ready, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. And as this is Quiz #420, you can be mellow and take it at your own pace, man
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(20)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Some would say it's a good start
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Payday lenders would like to warn you that the new payday loan regulations are an affront to good business and they will repossess this country so fast, it'll make your head spin
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(137)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FW: FW: FW: fw: FW: FWD: FW: IT'S HAPPENINNNNG
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(145)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While everybody's been talking about some college kid's antics, actually, it's about ethics in venture capitalism. #NotAllVCs
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(26)
 
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
Colorado residents upset over pot stench from legal grow facility: "When you step outside, it's like you're stepping into a bag of weed"
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(92)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When it's okay to compare Jews to dogs: A) Never. B) Seriously, Never. What the hell is wrong with you? C) You're Lena Dunham and have no one in your life who says "no" to you
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(152)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field is fark*d. And it's not because the Cubs play there
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(59)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you think of a southern classic dish to serve family and friends, what comes to mind? Show us your recipes that'll make our arteries clog up yet we still want to go actually make the food. Bonus points if it's healthy
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(185)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona's GOP-dominated legislature passes a bill barring women from buying insurance with abortion coverage on the state exchange, because it's high time government got smaller and stopped interfering with the free market and people's private lives
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(248)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buck announces retirement from baseball. Unfortunately it's not the one you want to
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's 11pm, do you know where the fish in your sushi roll came from?
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(22)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Because if anybody know how to make food healthier, it's the people who made billions from turning tomatoes into ketchup
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(21)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Climate change has forced the world's two most destructive termites to mate. And it's happening in a state that just made it illegal to say the words "climate change"
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(112)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
More celebrities 'manspreading' on the NYC subway, this time it's Michael Cera pole hog dancing
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(60)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's the 2nd semifinal of the Cricket World Cup from Sydney. Can Australia hold their home advantage or will India keep their title defense alive? We'll find out beginning at 11:30pm EDT
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(80)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
AIM: ZOMG y'all... President Obama JUST gave an interview to a GAY PORNO SITE...And not just any gay porno site, but the 'SMACK-DADDY' of all gay porno sites. No, not that one. That one either. Nope... Nope. Give up? It's the Huffington Post
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(61)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Two of the best wrestling promotions today air their business on Wednesday nights. Unfortunately, it's at the same time, so this is your NXT/Lucha Underground clusterfark thread (8 pm ET on WWE Network and El Rey Network respectively)
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(129)
 
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Potential cure for autism found. Fark: It's penicillin
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
House GOP's real test to govern is, well, anything that resembles governance and not "attack Obama programs out of spite." In this case, it's coming up with an actual budget
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(82)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Van Halen announce major US tour. Vegas oddsmakers betting on how long it'll take them to cancel the tour
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well, it's clearly baseball season in the NL West
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monsanto to the IARC: We want a retraction on your study that says our product causes cancer. IARC: But it's true. Monsanto: Maybe you didn't hear us: ISSUE A RETRACTION
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(64)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ford introduces car that you can't break the speed limit in. It's called a Ford
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(55)
 
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
The head of the Missouri GOP thinks it's important you know that by last November he had started pretending he was no longer a bigot
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(54)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
While every day is always a bad day to be a Cubs fan, it's especially a bad day to be a Cubs fan holding season tickets for the bleacher seats, because your tickets are worthless since construction is behind
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(49)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man who was shot by police 16 times as he woke up from a nap: "It's a tough job they have to do. Sometimes they make mistakes"
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(151)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Smuckers, the yellow mutt, dug up a Purple Heart medal in his family's backyard. Ten years later, it's returned to the family of the veteran who earned it
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(27)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
These days, it's not even safe to walk through an angry protest while black
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(22)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Let's recap: artificial banana flavor that doesn't taste like bananas actually tastes like a banana that tastes like it's artificially flavored. Are we clear now?
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(35)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's the 1st semifinal of the Cricket World Cup from Auckland. How will Guptill follow his record setting batting performance in the tight confines of a rugby stadium? It's New Zealand v South Africa, starting at 9pm EDT
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(52)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will JBL give Bill Simmons a clothesline from hell? Will Snoop Dogg rap with R-Truth? Can Brock or Roman speak a single sentence? Will Cena beat Rusev down again for AMERICA? It's the RAW before Mania. (8 PM ET on USA/Pre-show 7 PM ET)
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(1363)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You can buy a hyper-realistic human foreskin sculpture for $1,000. Give it a little time. It'll grow on you
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's not often our officers are called to pursue a milk van. The suspect left a trail of breakfast destruction in his wake, with bottles of milk and loaves of bread strewn along Small Heath Highway"
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(40)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Coalition warplanes have now dropped 10,000 GPS guided smart bombs on ISIS targets. It's the first time bombs have come equipped with a guidance system since GPS became a standard feature on Chryslers
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(111)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
It's "Make-or-break week" for Congress. Though, from what we've seen so far, it's more like "Wake-and-bake" week
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's official: Ted Cruz for President
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(173)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Ottawa Senators are shooting up the standings in a drive for a playoff spot, but do they have what it takes to get one? It's your Week 24 NHL Power Rankings
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(75)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Deanna accept Carol's sympathy? Will paradise crumble? Will Glenn keep going to bat for Alexandria? It all comes to a head in the penultimate episode of season 5. It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. It all starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(581)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Fast & Furious' ride to open at Universal Studios Hollywood - and like most of the rides there, you'll be furious at how fast it's over
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman sees face in cloud. New: She doesn't claim it's Jesus. Fark: Well, then who else could it be?
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(71)
 
(The Good Men Project)
 
 
 
Richard Wolff spends 12 minutes discussing class but never gets around to telling me if it's okay to wear socks with sandals
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(84)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John McCain says Obama needs to get over his "temper tantrum." Then, he went on a Sunday morning news show to show him how it's done
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(134)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Can Harvick continue to dominate? Will Busch take advantage of the pole? It's the Auto Club 400 from Yawn, er, Fontana (3:00PM ET, FOX)
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(817)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Only one percent of students in the US get a full-ride academic scholarship - it's the holy grail of college funding. Only seven percent win private scholarships at all"
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(12)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Is Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dead? It's complicated"
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(29)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(379)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Archer" fanboys gradually unraveling one of the most intricate and complicated Internet Easter eggs in history, and it's just the tip so far
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(81)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Arsenic in your cheap California wines? It's more likely than you think
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(70)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til someone drinks nine liters of wine
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(34)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's bad enough that you robbed our salon. But did you also have to break into our outdoor kitchen area and grill up all our hamburger and sausages and drink all our beer and cognac?
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(29)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You better count those bullets. Check those corners. Make sure if that blood splatter is fresh or not. RESIDENT EVIL REVELATIONS 2 is here and it's bringing all the zombie gore you can ask for
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Flash Mob, Jim, but not as we know it. "Les Miserables" in the middle of a crowded shopping mall. Oh, and a merry-go-round, an escalator, a broom, a couple of kiosks, a few random pieces of furniture and maybe a Starbucks somewhere
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(16)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Denny's is catering to hipsters with their new attempt at a foodie concept. And they're calling it "THE DEN," fails to realize that when you scrape away the arugula it's still Denny's
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(26)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's the final day of the 6 Nations, with England, Ireland and Wales all looking for the title. It starts with outsiders Wales at Italy (8.30am ET), before Scotland v Ireland (10.30am ET) and England at home to the French (1pm ET)
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(19)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Company unveils $40 million diamond watch, although it's only $37 million per watch if you buy a package of 12 at Costco
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(12)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will New Zealand follow fellow co-host Australia to the semis or can the Windies manage the win in the last quarterfinal? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, match starts at 9PM EDT
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just because it's Friday and the First Day of Spring is here, Subby offers a blog for the perplexed and confused showing what real climate science looks like, including comments that don't blow and suck at the same time
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you currently not watching March Madness while holding a bag of frozen vegetables against your crotch, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(29)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"I got 50 texts in 24 hours and the next night he's knocking my door with a baseball bat shouting 'I'm going to kill you like you killed my GTA character.' That's when I called police. It's like he tried to act GTA out in real life"
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas to stop wasting money testing high school athletes for steroids after realizing it's pointless. In other news, people in Texas take high school athletics this farking seriously?
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(44)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
New York's hottest restaurant is WastED It's got everything: garbage, leavings, slop, and that thing where you eat the unlaid eggs of slaughtered hens
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(32)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Okay foodies, do you know what pane ca meusa is? Well, it's the latest European fast food craze. Not sure if it tastes like chicken
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(57)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Friday's 75-minute solar eclipse will cost Europe 30 gigawatts of solar-generated electrical power... unless, of course, it's cloudy anyway
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(29)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a farking party in MN at Freddy's in Maplewood. June 6, 2015
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(35)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will co-host Australia march on or will Pakistan pull the upset in the third quarterfinal? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 11:30 PM EDT
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(31)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Human trafficking. It's what your nails are soaking in
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(38)
 
(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Put down the American cheese slices and the block of cheddar. It's time for something with a lot more character. That's right, this thread is cheese-shaming you
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(217)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fish kill, dolphin stranding reported on Outer Banks beaches and it's not even training camp yet
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(12)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The science of near-death experiences (spoiler: it's not what you think)
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(25)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh, March 2010: "If [Obamacare] passes and it's five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented, I am leaving the country. I'll go to Costa Rica"
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(132)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's the end of Medical Marijuana as we know it (And I feel fine)
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(53)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Meet the freterosexuals: is manxiety London's latest epidemic?" Wow, two made-up words in the same headline, it's probably really scienterrific
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(151)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
And in the second quarterfinal a battle of neighbors as India faces Bangladesh. It's your official Cricket World Cup Discussion thread, match starts at 11:30PM EDT
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(40)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Compulsory voting in America? Will it work? Let's take a look at how it's working in Australia
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(202)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Taylor Bradford writes Downton Abbey novel. It's as good as any other book by any other novelist with two last names that you'd never heard of until you wandered into the newsstand at the airport
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists believe fracking has reawakened dormant 300 million-year-old fault lines that crisscross Oklahoma and could trigger a string of devastating earthquakes. Everybody pan.. oh wait it's Oklahoma
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(165)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The POTUS Bracket goes pretty much as you'd expect. It's Centrist Chalk
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(17)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
In a victory margin by 6 seats, Likud wins the election and the Israeli Right taking 68 of 120 seats. So it's Bibi until 2019 or until he screws up another coalition or starts a war
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(538)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's elimination time as Sri Lanka takes on South Africa in the first quarterfinal. This is your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, match already underway
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(54)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blue Jays finalizing deal with Wolf. If he's curt with you it's because time is a factor. He thinks fast, he talks fast, and needs you guys to act fast if you wanna win a World Series. So. Pretty please. With sugar on top - throw the f*cking ball
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(43)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gun show organizer unsympathetic to the "it's cool, some of my closest friends are gun targets" defense
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(251)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's the Rock and Carla Gugino vs. EVERYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG in the new San Andreas trailer. If you need me I'll be comfortably sitting outside far away from anything that can fall down
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(99)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is increasingly unpopular. It's not because of her e-mails"
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(242)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Thousands of Canada geese fall from the sky dead in Idaho. It's a start
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
70% of evangelicals see no conflict between science and religion, which can only mean one thing: it's all those damn atheists behind the 42% of Americans who believe in creationism
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(61)
 
(London 24)
 
 
 
British people don't know how to make tea, says top scientist: "The way Brits make tea, it's like using a laptop to hammer a nail into a wall. Yes it will do the job, but it can do so much more"
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(144)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Son of Alabama Chief Judge Roy Moore is busted on drug charges, but it's all good, cause "thou shalt not toke" isn't one of the Ten Commandments
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(139)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
"The whole idea that this is their water because it fell on their roof, folks, it's not their water"
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(204)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
Is Rollins' briefcase full of Orton? Was Lana on a secret rendezvous with Putin? Who will make Roman look strong this week? Crack open a Steveweiser, it's time for RAW 3:16. (8pm EDT, USA/9.99/Pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(1208)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
With a good mattress you feel like you're sleeping on air. With a bad mattress it's because you've just gone airborne off the back of the truck you were riding it on
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(31)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The chances of picking a perfect March Madness bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. "It's more likely that the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox will win the next 16 World Series"
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(24)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"...It's spring time for Putin and Crimea. The Donbas is a fine land once more... Springtime for Putin and Crimea. Watch out, Europe. We're going on tour"
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(45)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Father Gabriel returns, Rick and company try to adjust to suburbia in the zombie apocalypse, and Carol bakes some cookies. Will there be zombies? It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. "Spend" airs at 9PM ET on AMC
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(692)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
CAN the Bruins continue their playoff drive? WILL the Senators ground the Flyers? HOW will the West be won? It's BOS vs. WSH, OTT vs. PHI, STL vs. DAL, and NSH vs. ANA tonight in the NHL. Talk up your club to the right
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(29)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Kurt Busch put a hurting on the field thanks to having a few weeks of extra rest? Can Harvick and Logano continue their early season dominance? It's the CampingWorld.com 500, live from Phoenix at 3PM EDT on Fox
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(755)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
♫ "It's my party and I'll burn if I want to" ♫
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cuban officials arrested after stealing 8 million eggs. It's all ova now
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(52)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The Comcast / Time Warner merger is on hold because (a) it's bad for consumers, (b) it's bad for net neutrality, or (c) Comcast sued the FCC to try and restrict due diligence
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man feels good after haggling down a $1 painting for 50 cents at a yard sale. Feels even better when it's appraised at $10,000
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(44)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The 20 most over-rated actors are living on reputations no longer deserved. It's a pretty complete list. So, let the naming, shaming and blaming begin
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(143)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker
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(505)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
This is it the last day of prelims, UAE takes on the West Indies and then it's Pakistan vs Ireland. This is your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. UAE vs West Indies starts at 6PM EST
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(33)
 
(Chicago Now)
 
 
 
"If you are still a wing-nut in your 40's, you are a bonafide wing-nut. It's not the easiest thing to see 'the look' in people's eyes as it dawns on them that they are talking to a bonafide wing-nut. But"
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(41)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Baseball-Reference.com now has a page for Will Ferrell. And it's great
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(17)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Researcher posts pics of strange hand print on his vehicle, claims it's from a Yowie: "The images show a palm and fingers printed on the dusty window. At the end of each of the fingers there are also what appears to be five long claws" (w/pics)
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(41)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mayor of Kingston, Jamaica visits Denver, Colorado to learn how to marijuana: "I'm learning some new stuff, so it's good education. It's a lot to learn and understand and see how that can apply at home or why we shouldn't apply certain things"
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Fri March 13, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's tough to be a Raider's fan
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(66)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Laptop full of child porn? It's probably going to sit on the shelf for a while. $50, best I can do
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(51)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's the the next to last day of prelims as India plays Zimbabwe and Australia plays Scotland. This is your offcial Cricket World Cup discussion thread, India vs Zimbabwe starts at 9:00 PM EST
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(83)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German doctor forced to pay over $100K over claims that measles is not a virus, says instead that it's a psychosomatic illness occurs that after intense trauma like being forced to pay $100K
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(51)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Offshore oil rig workers found to be heavier, taller and wider than 30 years ago, proving it's not just athletes who seem to be evolving really, really quickly these days
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(8)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
How good could the Star Wars XIII and Rogue One films possibly be? And could they ever live up to the originals? The answers are "not very" and "no" of course but it's Friday and no one wants to work so let's debate it here instead
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(70)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Alabama investigators confirm that Harper Lee does indeed want to publish her second book, and will have more information as soon as they figure out just what a book is and what it's for
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(14)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In case you forgot, China has a rover on the moon, and it's been discovering some cool stuff, too
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(36)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Watch this clump of Nickelodeon Gak barely melt under a ball of red-hot nickel. It's not like you're doing anything productive at the moment anyway
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(16)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Turns out that Spanish Fly is not only real, it's ridiculously dangerous
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(37)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a photo of a baby cradled in the American flag unpatriotic? It's too early to tell, since the crying bald eagle hasn't yet revealed what his tears mean
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(145)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things a pilot doesn't want to hear on approach to landing: #14 - "That row of bright lights is not the airport. It's a storage facility. And there's no runway"
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(56)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ah, the old "I was sleepwalking when I killed my son so it's not murder" defense
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(45)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
To kick off the last weekend of the preliminary round, it's Bangladesh against New Zealand. Then England vs Afghanistan in the second match. It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread, Bangladesh vs New Zealand starts 9 PM EST
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(42)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
North Korea will be flooded with 10,000 copies of the movie "The Interview." Probably because it's easier dumping them there than taking up all that space in domestic landfills
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(57)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh on University of Oklahoma frat "If this had been a song by [Kanye West] and they had sung this song at the Grammys...it'd be a hit." Which is ridiculous. Kanye West doesn't make hits anymore
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(300)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Getting an elaborate tattoo to commemorate your favorite team's championship? It's probably best to wait until they've officially won
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Muppets who drink, gamble, smoke and die right in front of you. It's not Avenue Q, just the amazingly talented Kenny Rogers making a July 3, 1979 appearance on the Muppet Show singing "The Gambler"
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(19)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Blind dog-sled dog up for adoption. But, wait There's more. If you adopt now, he comes with his very own seeing eye dog. It's not News, it's Dawwwwwwwwww
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(29)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
If South Africa bats first will they score 400, if UAE bats first will they get through the full 50 overs? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 9 PM EST
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(59)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
You see a jacket stuck in a tree. Do you: C) Assume it's Islamic State propaganda and call the cops?
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(61)
 
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Police ask for help finding the driver of a stolen truck full of cheese, since it's something they could never Provolone
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(22)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will Sri Lanka keep building or will Scotland pull the upset win? For those up late it's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 11:30PM EST
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(15)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many years you have to be dead before it's okay to dig you up again?
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's like the man-bear-pig of the skies
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(18)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
If you're enjoying Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, that's because it's part Bewitched, part Get Smart, part Family Affair, part Maude, and part Parks & Recreation. You're welcome
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(59)
 
(Fox Connecticut)
 
 
 
And the "most trusted news network" in America is... well, it's not CNN, that's for sure
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(76)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's always a little embarrassing to be caught with your pants down looking into a tanning salon with your face pressed up against the window and you're panting
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(10)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
What do the men from Mike's past want? Will Chuck recover? How does Jimmy figure into all of this? It's Five-O time on tonight's Better Call Saul, 10 pm on AMC
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(82)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can Ireland be a giant killer or will India keep marching on? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 9PM EST
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(38)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
"It's the kind of job where if you find a fake deer head on the street, you'd better pick it up. Even if you're running. Shirtless.''
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(8)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Bradford City hopes to keep its Cinderella story alive against Reading, Villa takes on West Brom, Blackburn travels to Liverpool on Sunday, and Monday sees Arsenal traveling to Old Trafford to face Manchester United. It's your FA Cup quarterfinals thread
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(347)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Woman teaches new moms how to carry a baby and a handgun at the same time. Apparently it's for mothers who like to have 38s for self defense and for breast feeding
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(162)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It's time to ask why we allow open-carry guns in schools" It is? We do?
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(511)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Warp in spacetime lets astronomers watch the same star explode four times. How does that happen? It's scientific, and involves a jump to the left. And then a step to the right
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(28)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can England win against Bangladesh and keep itself alive? It's your way late night (for the US) Cricket World Cup discussion thread. Match starts at 11:30PM EST
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(34)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will the group adjust to life in Alexandria, or will they make Alexandria adjust to them? Will Deanna and Rick overcome Nagan? Will Carl get his pudding? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on AMC. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread
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(536)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Elvira's now 63, and you'd hit it like a zombie's skull: "I hear the most amazing stories, it's usually 'You helped me through puberty'"
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(90)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Daylight saving time 2015 will begin on Sunday, March 8 at 2:00 a.m. That means it's time to spring forward, fall back on not being late for work. Let's try not to fark this up this year
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(93)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker, starting at 9PM Alaska time (10PM PT/11PM MT/Midnight CT/1AM ET). Don't forget to set your clocks an hour ahead, folks
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(395)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
You know how some kids claim their teacher hates them? In this case, it's true
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(107)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Boxing returns to NBC with a couple of bouts expected to bring the fireworks. It's the Premier Boxing Champions viewing thread. Broadcast begins at 8:30pm Eastern
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(109)
 
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google launches new web tool to sell car insurance. Apparently it's just protection in case their self-driving cars fly off the road
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(27)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Will New Zealand romp over Afghanistan? Can Sri Lanka match Australia? It's your official Cricket World Cup discussion thread. New Zealand vs Afghanistan starts at 5 PM EST
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(89)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
So, which college has the best return on tuition vs future salary? Harvard, Princeton or Yale? Nope. Save your guesses, it's a school you've never heard of
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Fri March 06, 2015