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500 headlines found matching 'IT''
Thu December 08, 2016
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
It's only been a month since he won the election, and he has not yet taken office, but President-elect Donald Trump has already made himself a force - politically, socially and financially
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans prepare to celebrate complete takeover of US government with massive infighting and chaos. Lindsey Graham: "It's gonna be a real bloodbath"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Behold the gadgets apocalypse, it's finally upon us
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It must suck when you're a bank robber hoping to get a catchy nickname from the cops but instead you're known as the 'Packing Pigeon Bandit' because you walk with your toes facing inwards
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
High-tech umbrella connects to cloud service in order to tell you if it's going to rain or not
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With all the chaos of 2016, it's good to take comfort in some universal constants: water is still wet, the sky is still blue, and Terry Gilliam's 'Don Quixote' is still delayed
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Wed December 07, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Well, it's no John Waters film, but it has to be better than that godawful version with John Travolta in drag. Kristen Chenoweth, Martin Short, and Jennifer Hudson star in Hairspray, Live at 8 PM ET on NBC
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual Hershey Bears' hockey "teddy bear toss". This year's total? A record 20,662 stuffed bears
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump announces nomination for Homeland Security Secretary. If there's anyone that knows the importance of security, it's JFK
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC: It's going to cost $35 million to protect the Trump family until inauguration day. Congress: You're only getting $7 million, because fark you that's why
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
'When it comes to wormholes, it's bang on the money' - an astrophysicist reviews Donnie Darko on its 15th anniversary
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The future of the EU hangs in the balance as the High Court debates Article 50 and Brexit. It's your official discussion thread
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Tue December 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo: I know we were caught doing something illegal but it's only because there are too many regulations. Can we get those taken away now so we don't bother you by getting caught again?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernardo Bertolucci says that the controversy over butter in Last Tango is just one big wacky misunderstanding, like when Ricky Ricardo swapped the Parkay with I Can't Believe It's Not Consensual on Lucy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know after three weeks of the transition, it's been so awful I can no longer imagine what would make me say "oh Come on Trump is not THAT bad" because...oh. wait. there it is. Thank you Noam
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
If you drop your phone between the cars of a NJ Transit train, let it go man, it's gone
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Disappointed by the lack of good movies in your Netflix library? According to the company's head of content, it's kind of your fault
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who is trying to bring raves to North Korea. It's been a struggle: "North Koreans can't grasp why people would pay to stand in a club listening to someone else playing pre-recorded music. Clearly ecstasy hasn't hit Pyongyang yet"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
It's getting a lot wetter in America and you can thanks climate change
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: It's like 2016 with White Walkers and dragons
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
See Madonna, this is how it's done (Not safe for work or pants)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Want to see just how sad the state of the music industry is in? This morning at 8:30 AM ET CBS will unveil the 2017 Grammy Nominees. It's your Official Discussion Thread. And yes, you'll be reminded James Corden is hosting for some reason
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sioux leader to all the vacation protesters who've taken up residence at Standing Rock: Hey guys, it's been great and all and, really, thanks a million, but now that we won that whole decision and all could you, ya know, kinda GTFO? Thanks
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Mon December 05, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
It sure looks like the UCLA Bruins are back. The Bruins move to No. 2 in the AP Top 25 Poll. It's also nice to see the undefeated defending national champions at No. 1
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sting visits Japan to plug new album, does talk-show circuit, eats ramen, gets photobombed backstage by this year's Asian novelty-hit artist to satisfy their shared record label. Lite rock stardom isn't all it's cracked up to be
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Andrew Luck return from his concussion and make the Jets look more like gliders or will New York kick in the afterburners and whip the Colts into submission? It's your MNF thread live on ESPN starting at 8:30pm EST
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Amazon to test checkout free grocery store model. We have that already, it's called 'shoplifting'
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Driver killed in Rising Sun crash. Locals say it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blimey, you say 'it's a culture of functioning drunks' like it's a bad thing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Monday. What better way to unwind in the afternoon than the EPL? Tonight's match features 2 teams just trying to stay out of the relegation zone. Will 'Boro win at home? Can Hull find form again? Tune into NBCSN @ 3 EST to find out
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Shinzo Abe set to become the first sitting Japanese Prime Minister to visit Pearl Harbor later this month, though, given his outspoken nationalist sentiments, it's unclear if he is visiting to express regret, or just to "spike the ball"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish doctors come out against circumcision, suggest it's a sensitive matter that should be cut off from debate
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(Network World)
 
 
 
What if HAL-like AI became obsessed with cat pics and emerged with latent mission to maximize number of cat pictures in the world? It's obviously "something that could be achieved by carefully manipulating mankind into taking more pictures of cats"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"It's fair to say that at this pace, the Caribbean is running out of coconuts"
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Sun December 04, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The pieces are in place. The board stands poised to act. Humans and host face off.. Will Maeve be victorious? Will we learn The Man in Black's name? Will Ford reveal his plan? It's your Westworld Season Finale Discussion Thread 9 PM ET on HBO
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will we see a softer side of Negan as he interacts with Carl and Judith? Will Rick continue to be compliant and complacent? Is his fire tempered? Has Daryl truly been beaten? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rexnord Corporation latest American company to see how much money they can get out of Trump by threatening to move jobs to Mexico. It's like free money, business owners, free money I tell ya
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Yes, Obamacare is the reason medical spending has risen faster in the past two years than ever before. But that's good news, as it's due to a record number of people who can now actually afford to get medical attention
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"It's a Wonderful Life" was originally a box office flop and received an official mark of disapproval from the FBI. On the flip side, it was the genesis of Bert and Ernie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll cancel Obama's 'unconstitutional' executive actions. It's not that easy
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska. (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And in the obvious next stage of the news cycle, women's bizarre abduction story is now being referred to as an "alleged" abduction. Gee...it's almost like we've seen this story before
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the fact that France has shut down 18 nuclear reactors to check if they were built with crappy steel. It's not like France's power grid is important or anything. Bonus: They haven't burned this much coal since the 1980s
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Governor of Maine doubts the integrity of election results, claims voters don't really want what they voted for. It's just a coincidence that he's only questioning the results he disagrees with
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's been 21 years since The Far Side finished its 15 year run of comic page dominance and yet we are still learning new facts about the second greatest comic strip of all time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sunday morning, David Petraeus will hit the political talk shows and explain why it's normal for someone with a probation officer to hold a political appointment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Experts agree that it's most difficult to break up with your: A) first girlfriend. B) fiance. C) hair stylist
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sunlight may reduce the risk of nearsightedness. In other words, someone spent a lot of money to find out that it's harder to see in the dark
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
We finally have footage of tardigrades mating and it's even weirder than expected
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Owners of a business with a sign reading, "We serve white's only. No Spanish or Mexicans," say it's not racist because it's really just art
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Santa's house in the North Pole is now listed on Zillow. "Steeped in Old World charm and a toy-lover's paradise, it's nestled on 25 idyllic acres - perfect for spirited reindeer games"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, and for some weird reason you're still wearing pants. Well, have a drink, lose the pants, and settle in: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Never mind about Rule 34, it's Rule 41 you should be worried about, since that's how the Feds are going to build the Rule 34 case against you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual story letting us all know that yes, it snows at the top of mountains. Even in Hawaii. Someone should write a book about lazy journalists writing not-news stories
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump can't wait to ruin Obama's economy with conservative economic theory. Don't worry, rich guys will still be rich, as it should be. It's all that stinkin' middle class that needs to go
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michigan AG files suit to stop vote recount because it's expensive and really difficult and stuff. Kinda like fixing Flint's water problem
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's not a cop party until an Assistant Chief Constable whips one out and screams 'Look at these, look at these, these are the breasts of someone who has had three children' at one of her subordinates who just had a boob job
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As predictable as Link breaking jars, and nearly as enjoyable, it's the proper Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? This week, your old friends Civ III, Civ IV & CivCity Rome have re-appeared on GOG, eager to destroy your free time
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(The Week)
 
 
 
It's time for Democrats to shed their clean Clinton skin ...or something and start to fight dirty against the serpent Republicans. Good luck with that
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
In Space, no one can hear you scream, because it's just so bloody loud out there
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Thu December 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
UNESCO declares Belgian beer culture a treasure of humanity. Admiral Ackbar declares, "It's a Trappist"
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Concrete statue of Jeebus survives Tennessee wildfires, so OF COURSE it's a miracle
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle home prices have risen 12% since last year, because it's not a bubble if you can't pop the damn thing
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The stick shift is on death's door, and it's the electric vehicle that will kill it
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
In most countries it would be cool to make your daughter pass a gruelling obstacle course in your back garden. But this is America, so it's fine
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
There is a comic book superhero called 'E-Man' inspired by Albert Einstein. It's all relative if you'll find him interesting
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you have a "Demon-possessed house," Pat Robertson encourages you to sell it to someone else so it can be their problem. Hey, it's better than him going on about Trump
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The lasting power of skeeball and the reason it's still around
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amanda Seyfried says she is expecting her first child. It's like she has ESPN or something
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's simple; you don't want to see Trump's 3am tweets, you don't follow him. Soon, it might not be that easy
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man finds out why it's a bad idea to drink alcohol before calling up a former Indian chief so he can share his thoughts on fur trapping
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's an article about people arrested for protesting low wages, but Reuters sticks in the line "Trump, an international property developer and reality TV star with no government experience" to remind us all of the hell we're in
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats must decide if it's worth toppling Pelosi or keeping her in charge
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Celebrate Eric Thames' return to MLB from Korea by watching him hit all 47 home runs from 2015. It's well worth your time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero School of Economics: When advertisers would rather sponsor the Politics Tab than the 26th most visited site in the world, perhaps it's a little too late to grab a bucket and start bailing
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Tue November 29, 2016
(WUWT)
 
 
 
North Pole is so warm it's attracting tourists
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's official - A barrel of oil is cheaper than a barrel of beer, and a lot less fun
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Cubs win World Series, Trump wins election, now it's snowing in Saudi Arabia. Will the last one out please turn off the lights?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is not particularly fond of people, in general, so it's gonna be a tough four years for anyone who Sessions hates. I'm sorry, did you say constitution? How is that relevant to this story?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nate Silver makes Kellyanne Conway look like an idiot over her boasts Trump won in a landslide. Not that it's hard to do or anything
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New 'embryoscope' photo technique allows parents to witness the beginnings of their child's life in the first few days of fertilization. Yes, it's the ultimate 'cellfie'
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Venezuela's currency is so devalued that it's going to solve the toilet paper shortage
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The idea that there's an entire galactic supercluster we somehow missed is ridiculous. It- It's behind me, isn't it?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a battle between two mean green teams between the Packers and the Eagles. Will it be Aaron Rodgers or Carson Wentz dominating the night? Who keeps their slim playoff hopes alive? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That million-woman march on Washington that's supposed to happen right after Trump's inauguration? Yeah, it's going to rank up there with those million truckers who totes shut down the city to protest Obama
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
A new prime number has been found, and it's only 9.3 million digits long
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good News: Ivanka Trump may be moving her shoe factory out of China. Bad news: She's moving it to Ethiopia because it's cheaper labor. #makingAmericagreatagain
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is starting to realize that it's entered the "...before it went mainstream" portion of the Hipster Equation
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Sun November 27, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
What secrets does Doctor Ford continue to hold? Will Maeve talk her way out of capture? Will Dolores escape the center of the maze? Will Bernard find peace? Is everyone a damn robot? It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Carl and Enid continue their blossoming young romance? What community will Tara discover? Will Negan continue looming in the background or be used as a bludgeon? It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread 9 PM ET on AMC [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Calgary vs. Ottawa. It's not the National Energy Program again it's the 104th Grey Cup. Stampeders and REDBLACKS for all the poutine (TSN, ESPN 2 6:30 EST)
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton is really worried about me, and is so worried, in fact, that she had helicopters flying over my house." OK then, it's deputy national security advisor for you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I guess it's illegal to shop at the same mall twice in Europe?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the New York Giants keep the Cleveland Browns winless, can the Chargers zap the Texans, will the Patriots destroy the Jets and what will Seattle do against Tampa Bay? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Join us in this campaign to make this country great again," says the prime minister of India. Sweet hairy Krishna, it's contagious
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(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
The F1 championship is up for grabs, with the only contenders Hamilton & Rosberg starting 1-2. It's the season finale at Abu Dhabi, 7:30AM ET on NBCSN
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from chilly Juneau, Alaska, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKST/10PM PST
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Sat November 26, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello Canada and hockey fans in the United States and Newfoundland. Once again it's an all prime time hockey Saturday. The puck drops on the first flight of games at 7PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GOP before election: 'Obamacare is making healthcare too expensive, we have to get rid of it' GOP today: 'Making Medicare just like Obamacare will make it less expensive.'
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Studies confirm that the number one factor for relationship breakdown isn't infidelity, or whose turn it is to wash the dishes. It's money. If you're not on the same financial wavelength, you're doomed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
After 5-year study, scientists say unchecked Arctic melting may bring irreversible change. But like that's just their opinion man, it's not like it's 'real' science or anything, amirite?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You know it's your lucky day when you accidentally leave $10,500 cash in the taxi of Barcelona's most honest cab driver
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Fri November 25, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
GAO says it's time to fix 401(k) rules requiring workers to wait one year to contribute. For younger workers who often change jobs early in their career, this costs them $411,439
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
It's Black Friday, a day for shopping and digging out those old recipes for Thanksgiving leftovers. Here are 15 recipes as a start. Turkey chili, roasted Cobb salad, latkes are all there. There are no more, right?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
What better way to spend Black Friday than watching hockey players beat each other black and blue? Rangers/Flyers @ 1PM ET on NBC. 'Hawks/Ducks @ 4PM ET on NHLN. Local games start @ 4PM ET. It's your NHL Thanksgiving Showdown thread. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Another moron who thinks it's just a wonderful time to be openly racist has lost his job
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Thu November 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Colts have any luck without Andrew Luck? Will Big Ben and the Steelers rip up the Indy secondary? Will you be in a food coma after all that turkey? It's the Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tourism and commercialization are killing the Dead Sea. Although some dismiss the claim, saying it's pretty much just redundant
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Detroit claw their way to a win over the Vikings? Will the Cowboys rope in Washington? It's your Thanksgiving Day football thread starting at 12:30 ET on CBS then 4:30 ET on FOX
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(MCCLOUD)
 
 
 
It's not yet time for a Patrick Swayze Christmas, but you can gorge yourself and slump into a tryptophan coma while watching the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day Marathon, beginning at Noon ET on ShoutFactoryTVlive.com and YouTube
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how big the Internet is and it's pretty big: "Annual global web traffic will exceed the zettabyte this year. For those keeping score, a zettabyte is 1,000 exabytes; an exabyte is one billion gigabytes"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
It's official. Season/Series 4 of Sherlock begins January 1, 2017 on PBS. The first episode is call "The Six Thatchers"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
One good thing about about Trump's victory: it's a great dopey Republican official detector. The dopes figure they can say any ole thing (like their hero Trump) and they then can quickly be disgraced and fired. Expect more idiots to lose their jobs
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is selling Christmas ornaments in the shape and style of his iconic red baseball cap. It's great for all your relatives who dream of a white Christmas
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"It's the most beautiful traffic jam you'll ever see"
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Wed November 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
President Obama Awards the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Sure it's an hour, but it's worth it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's a long slog until Spring Training, so here's Bartolo Colon riding a scooter while wearing a Lebron jersey
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving Eve and there is a full slate of NHL games tonight starting @ 7:00 pm with NYR v PIT & DET v BUF. Kick back with some goon juice tonight before you dive into a turkey coma tomorrow
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty told us his Howard Hughes picture wasn't really about Howard Hughes. What he didn't tell us is that it's really about him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Let's party like it's 1933", inside the world of Richard Spencer, the leader of "Americans Seeking Kyle Mainly European-descended Nationalists"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're in radio and the boss wants you to do an '80s lunch show. Even though it's been done before, what do you call it?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
PETA tells volunteers they have a new style milk they want them to sample. Then they tell the volunteers it's dogs' milk
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday again, but it feels like Saturday mixed in with a good ol' helping of Tuesday boredom and anticipation of Friday. Irregardless *twitch*, it's time for your weekly "Oh god, I forgot to write" reminder. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes it's about time you fellow Trump critics try listening a little bit to the president-elect The Donald
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Latex-covered robot boobs, smashed little ships, Farmer Hoggett creating warp drive, and Jonathan Frakes figuring out how to straddle a director's chair: it's the story of Star Trek: First Contact on its 20th anniversary
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert didn't write any jokes about a Trump win for his live election night show, because it's tough to try to get people to laugh at a funeral
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's not who votes that counts, but who counts the votes: There's a plausible case that HRC won the Electoral College, too
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's always a little embarrassing to find out the stealth destroyer you built for the military broke down in the Panama Canal and had to be towed to the Pacific Ocean by tugboats
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Survey finds that spotting a UFO can stimulate your sexual appetite. It's probably the anticipation of all that anal probing
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
And Time's Person of the Year is going to be ....wait, what? It's a pick between an egotistical power hungry maniac and some guy who is about to become president of the United States
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Damn it's getting to a point that a VP-elect Mike Pence fan can't even get a cup of coffee with his racist tirade and pepper spraying in NYC without getting arrested
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you hit a deer with your car, make sure it's dead before you load it into the trunk
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman goes full Admiral Ackbar when assessing Trump's plan to rebuild America's crumbling infrastructure. "It's not about investment, it's about ripping off taxpayers. Is that implausible, given who we're talking about?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's got what plants crave
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robots now assisting in total knee-replacement surgery so that it's more of a fair fight when you run away from them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Incoming NSA Gen. Flynn illustrates the dangers of hanging out with Alex Jones too long as he says it's possible that the nerve gas attack in Syria that several investigations concluded Assad was responsible for, was really a "false flag" operation
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Flying at Thanksgiving is just not worth it. It's far cheaper to declare your own holiday"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official. The Green Bay Packers have hit the panic button
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Job interview not going well? Just steal the company president's wallet, it's not like they have your name and address on the resume you left behind
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Let's go have Taco Bell and then figure out those three shells - It's been 20 years since we put John Spartan on ice
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"When you disappear instead of dumping your date, you leave them in limbo. It's called 'ghosting' and it's unfair and cowardly"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Columbia suspends wrestlers over lewd, racist texts. It's still real to them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Wenger beat Mourinho? Can Everton bounce back against a struggling Swansea? Will Sunderland finally catch a break? Manchester City on the road, Tottenham at home, and Liverpool on the march: it's your EPL discussion thread. Games start @ 7:30 ET
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(Jacksonville Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not really a holiday parade unless there's a pole dancing entry
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Bernard continue to work with Dr. Ford, or will he pursue his own agenda? Will Maeve reveal her endgame? What is the point of The Man in Black? It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Mic)
 
 
 
How are Maggie and the baby faring? Will Negan learn she survived when the Saviors visit Hilltop? Will Carl turned a blind eye towards Rick's seeming acquiescence? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Washington beat Green Bay or will the Packers stop their losing streak against the Redacteds? It's your SNF thread live on NBC at 8:30 PM ET
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Good: 1957 Jaguar XKSS is back in production. Bad: it's £1m. Ugly: it runs like a 1957 XKSS - A good kind of ugly
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(NFL)
 
 
 
All the NFL dome teams are playing in a dome this afternoon. Other teams such as the Patriots and the Steelers are looking to avoid embarrassing losses to lowly teams such as the 49ers and Browns. It's your NFL Sunday thread. Games start at 1 PM ET
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Since David Petraeus is being considered for Sec. of Defense, Bill "You Can't Explain That" O'Reilly says that while not being careful w/classified info is a grave sin, it's okay if you intentionally give it away. Subby can explain that
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's not news, it's Facebook
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Starting a family is important and isn't selfish or environmentally unfriendly. It's a public good and it gets a bad rap." And off we go...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It'll get out of control, and we'll be lucky to live through it
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's not really news when a teenager gets killed for his tennis shoes, but it is when the teen is the grandson of a U.S. congressman
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's day 2 of NASCAR Championship weekend, so the Xfinity Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 300, 3:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(UPI)
 
 
 
52% of Americans can't stand House Speaker Paul Ryan. Fark: It's his highest approval rating to date
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Before you open fire on somebody who just walked into your home, first make sure it's not really a friend popping in for a surprise visit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amid higher global temperatures, sea ice at record lows at poles. Oh look, it's THAT thread again
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Khaleesi run in less than 12 parsecs
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Spiffy: a country considers enshrining a right to food. Difficulty: it's the country that considers haggis, deep fried Mars bars and Irn Bru as edible
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's Donald Trump will return to SNL this weekend. Word has it it'll be yuuuge
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
No matter who you are. Not matter where you're from. This is for you. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever notice that bagged salad tastes a little different than fresh cut? Relax, it's probably just salmonella
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
The problem isn't "fake" news, it's the media trying to pass off crap as news. I think there's a website about that somewhere
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert goes off on Oxford Dictionaries' word of the year, claims it's a ripoff of his
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(US News)
 
 
 
States rights matter. Unless it's about marijuana
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White nationalists describe joy over Trump picking Jeff Sessions for AG: "It's like Christmas." A White Christmas, one might say
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie holds a press conference to say that despite being one of Trump's original supporters, it's totally cool if the President-elect doesn't offer him a top position in the White House, before going backstage and eating a pint of ice cream
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's Transition team: "Let's set the record straight. We're not making a 'Muslim Registry'. It's more of an...uhh..invite list for..umm...a party that's just for Muslims. Yeah, that's the ticket"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Rick Snyder tells judge Michigan can't provide safe water to Flint residents because it's like too hard and costs money and stuff
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man, it's getting so that you can't even have a manly fight in Tampa without somebody driving over people, into the bar
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Easier to explain to others than that "elf" folder on your hard drive, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Civ VI? Mordheim? Stellaris? Also this week, what are your recent or all-time memorable game glitches?
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Thu November 17, 2016
(PureWow)
 
 
 
Seven reasons why it's actually better to let your dog sleep in your bed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert addresses the Trump cabinet idiocy: "It's like Game of Thrones, but no one wants to watch them have sex"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon interview transcript on Buzzfeed? Huh. I bet it's full of crazy. It's not? What is this world coming to??
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will James May continue to be Captain Slow, will Richard Hammond keep showing his love for American muscle cars and who will Jeremy Clarkson insult? It's the premiere of The Grand Tour on Amazon Prime starting at 7:01 PM ET
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(FanGraphs)
 
 
 
In these trying times, it's good to know that Major League Baseball is in great health and in its third decade of labor peace. The season will surely start in 2017 without any work stopp--
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"He watched her passport rise gradually out of the back pocket of her jeans in time with the rhythmic bobbing of her buttocks ...." It's the Bad Sex In Fiction awards for 2016
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hillary makes her first public speaking appearance since the political equivalent of the Buttfumble, having gotten sick of Bill mumbling "it's the economy, stupid" every time he walks past her at home
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Apartments changing its name to Hitler Apartments. Residents say it's less offensive
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's first meeting with a world leader, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, is set for today, and it's been just as meticulously planned and carefully thought-out as you would expect from the Trump team
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats call for investigation into allegations of Russian tampering with U.S. elections. Or at least I assume it's Democrats. Lindsey Graham is a Democrat, right?
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh lordy, oh lordy. It's Wednesday and I haven't submitted the Fark Writer's thread yet *delete* sonofab-
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The supercut nobody asked for, every use of "It's some kind of..." in "Star Trek: Voyager." Or, as some people call it, 90% of Voyager
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(Onion AV Club)
 
Video
 
30 years ago, the aging cast of M*A*S*H reunited to flog IBM hardware and software in series of TV spots, now stitched together into 6.5-minute megamix. "It's like the entire 4077th has been copied and pasted into Dilbert"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home" said the woman who blew a .33 on the Wednesday afternoon after the election. It's going to be a long four years. Y'all need to pace yourselves
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
'Soul Patch Bandit' robs another bank, seen on the run with 'Landing Strip Lizzie'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pete Carroll knocks Patriots fans as unenthused, sitting-on-their-hands, prawn-sandwich-eating grumps compared to insanely wild Seahawks fans. "It's because they're so used to winning"
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(Chick)
 
 
 
Sav(i)or this one: It's Jack T. Chick's final tract
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
It's now official: Hillary won New Hampshire. Well this changes everything. Oh wait
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's been a couple of weeks since Kayleigh McEnany looked like a complete idiot on national television for supporting racism and sexism, but the drought has ended
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There's a scandal in the Ukraine, as nude pictures emerge of the 24-year-old minister in charge of integrating them into the EU. Bonus: She is HOT and it's (Not Safe for Work)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's unfair to call Trump a snake oil salesman. The health benefits of snake oil are possibly greater than the economic benefits of his policies
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Well, I'll be damned. It's a series of tubes after all
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"It would be incredibly difficult for California to pull off a 'Calexit' and secede from the US"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the election causing hell to freeze over, Satan too busy to notice the Cowboys climb to #1. It's your week 11 Power Rankings
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's nice to look back, on the eve of his trial, at a politician's vow to end corruption
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(Variety)
 
 
 
When you're a studio executive, you make a series starring Morena Baccarin. It's what you do
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It's not certain what Level of Losing you're on if you get owned by Cris Collinsworth, but Bill Simmons is there now
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Mon November 14, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Coolest Cam in the NHL is back. Ref Cams show what it's like to be in the middle of an NHL game with Crosby, Malkin, Anderson and JVR. Bonus: Video has music overlay so you don't have to hear Crosby whining
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Flipping off the audience for booing your Anti-Trump material? It's the Wanda Sykes way
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(EU Observer)
 
 
 
It's time to shed off the 'German guilt' and create an EU Army. Thanks Trump
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's National Pickle Day, so be sure to give one to your significant other
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The most profitable and successful casino in the world is run by a Trump-protege on the island of Saipan. Its board members include former CIA Director James Woolsey and FBI Director Louis Freeh, so you know it's totally legit
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
In Iowa, it's front page news when a new Mexican restaurant opens
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Sun November 13, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Maeve sets her endgame, giving an ultimatum to Sylvester. Elsie has learned the secret of who's pulling the strings, but will she escape danger? Only 3 episodes before the season finale. It's your Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Negan and his forces visit Alexandria for their tithe. Will Darryl join them to further inflict mental torture? Will Dwight continue becoming the most compelling new character? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Will the Seahawks be able to beat the Patriots on their own or will Belichick and Brady ask for a definsive strike from President-elect Trump? It's your SNF thread on NBC starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So how did Trump win? Arrogance and hubris. How did Clinton lose? Arrogance and hubris. It's almost as if there was some subtle difference between the two candidates, though we can't quite put our finger on it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump's probably only gonna stay in the White House part time. It's a little on the small side
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat November 12, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hello out there, we're on the air, it's hockey night tonight. Will Austen score or will Toronto bore? Will Lightning strike when the Sharks take the ice? The puck drops on the "early" games at 7 PM ET. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Pizza Day. Arguments about who has the best pizza to the right. (Hint: It's Chicago, haters)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
79-year-old father (who's battling cancer) says it's time for assisted living. What should subby be on the lookout for when visiting various places? All tips and advice welcome
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you liked Netflix's original series Stranger Things it's even stranger with an all lego cast
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Taiwanese Animators take on the Presidential election and it's a resounding victory
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Sperm whale vomit is kind of like your cat's hairball, except it's worth three million dollars
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It's tradition for him to have his guns brought to him around hunting season so he can get them out and go through the whole process of cleaning them and getting them ready. And then the guns are put away until the next year." Not anymore
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
China reacts to the results of the presidential election with censorship and mocking of the U.S. Or as it's otherwise known in China, Wednesday
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's raining men in Glasgow
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I recorded an anti-Trump protest on High Street in Columbus, Ohio. It's very up-close and personal. Thought you folks might like to see it. It was peaceful and the cops did a nice job of keeping things kosher
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not quite the White House, but Barack Obama's new digs post-presidency aren't too shabby
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
It's not really a question of if Trump will build his glorious wall, it's really a question of can the wall even be built it all. So let's check in with a structural engineer to see. The short answer: nope
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Dutch are torn about whether it's okay to celebrate Christmas in blackface as they traditionally do
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(Hold the Front Page)
 
 
 
British consumers introduced to naga pepper pizza: "One bite and I was in pieces. It's the hottest thing I've ever tasted. My tongue was on fire, my face was boiling and my hair was soaking wet. I will never eat anything with chilli in it again"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The NRA spent $14 million on Trump's campaign. Now it's their time to profit off of their gamble
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Sneakier than a greased up gnome, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Mordheim: City of the Damned as an Undead warband? Catching up on some old favourites? Working your way through your queue? Let us know
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
HBO drops 'Beware The Slenderman' trailer and it's freaking wicked
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Public sector worker who didn't show up to work for more than 10 years appeals decision to freeze his salary because he is 'quite upset about it'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If any company is getting hurt by Donald Trump being elected President, it's Amazon
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Henry Rollins shares his opinion about Trump winning. "The veil of civility has been shredded and maybe it's about time"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Recycling International)
 
 
 
The Navy is having a hard time getting rid of the mothballed USS Independence because it's too fat to fit through the Panama Canal
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(HeliHub)
 
 
 
FAA says pilots are overwhelmed by weather data in the cockpit and it's often wrong: "Latency in transmitting data like NEXRAD means information presented as real-time may be 15-20 minutes old. That's a lifetime for a flight crew relying on it"
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Damien Darhk has insinuated himself in the Reagan White House and it's up to Sara and the rest of the legends to keep him from damaging history itself. (CW 8ET)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"And now it's their turn"
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(Mic)
 
 
 
ISIS growing faster than ever on social media. Sorry not ISIS, it's the white nationalist movement
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over. Now it's time to heal, to work together, and to taunt liberals
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
So which country drinks the most alcohol anyway? Hint: it's not any country that starts with "The Islamic Nation of "
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boorish representatives who can't compromise, inappropriate comments, celebrity appearances, explosions & gunfire. No, not the US election. It's much more important. Eight days to go until The Grand Tour starts. Details of the first four episodes in the link
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's new $1.5 million presidential limousine is ready to be delivered. "It's a Caddy, basically on a tank frame"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Palcohol is exactly what it sounds like: powdered alcohol. Founded by Mark Phillips, it's set to become the first commercially viable product of its kind, and is expected to hit the markets in 2017"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's probably for the best that Ralph didn't know who would end up as President
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Eric Bolling gloats in front of Megyn Kelly, who snapps "It's not about you"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Maybe it's time to consider whether there's something about shrill self-righteousness, shouted from a position of high social status, that turns people away." - Thomas Frank's new opus, 'What's the Matter With Chappaqua?'
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's National Scrapple Day. Do you know what it is? Do you like it? Anything you would like to add about this intriguing food?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Mike Pereira thinks it'd be a mistake to make his job unnecessary
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I moved departments at work; my previous one had a masculine, bro attitude. My new department is mostly women, and the two men want to befriend me and say it's nice to have testosterone around. How can I distance myself from them?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"It's a hard night to be a parent. How do we explain this to our kids? It was a whitelash against a black president. Donald Trump has a responsibility to assure people he will be the president of all those he insulted and offended," said Van Jones
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Canadian Immigration website has crashed, but we haven't. It's your 2016 election thread #8
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Tue November 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin sighs, pulls out the wig and make up, asks Lorne if he can broadcast from Canada. It's your Election Thread #7
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Not a Damn Horse Race is a horse race again, as Americans start wondering how easy it is to sneak into Canada without being noticed. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 5: Don't stop drinking
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
"Trumpy, you can do stupid things." It's a compilation of MST3K Trump references
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton threatening to grab defeat from the pussy of victory. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 4
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Australia likes the idea of gay marriage. They just think that it's too soon for the country and that there are more important issues, like taming all the animals and plants trying to kill them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The first waves of polls are closed, the weak livers are failing. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 3: It's Time
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The most important question to have answered before entering your polling place: Is it legal to take a selfie with my ballot? This guide will tell you whether or not it's legal in your state
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's Godzilla, but it's Godzilla
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
New study says it's as healthy to eat bugs as it is steak. Which apparently is just a coincidental finding after the introduction of the new Taco Bell grilled steak soft taco
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The pregame is over, the server hamsters are warming up, Subby's on his second pack of smokes and third bottle of gin, and the polls are starting to close. It's the Election Day Discussion Thread Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, they're releasing a special Deadpool Holiday Edition Blu-Ray, complete with Deadpool in a Christmas sweater? With bonus commentaries and gag reels? DAMMIT SO MUCH all it's missing is a chimichanga
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Nick Mason says even people who hate Pink Floyd should buy the band's massive new boxed set: "If you can carry it up and down stairs, you'll find it does you a world of good. It's a cardiovascular workout in a box. Like granola, but bigger"
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
It's your election day drinking game "If the news channel you're watching uses the breaking news banner to announce every state, drink"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's Election Day so here's Arcadia
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Author says no matter who wins the election, the next President will be a self-promoting, conspiracy-obsessed narcissist. In other words, almost like it's a contest involving two politicians
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
While Podesta's hacked email failed to dent Clinton in any real way, it's safe to say it has ended the career of longtime Clinton aide Doug Band, who called Chelsea Clinton a "spoiled brat" and accused her husband of impropriety in leaked emails
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's finally here
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
We've got our gold ingots, survival bars, a case of Thunderbird, and whatever the hell a Patriot Privy is. Live from the Fark Bunker it's your pre-election warm-up
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(WWE)
 
 
 
While Ziggler awaits his challenger, Raw looks to finish its Survivor Series teams and JeriKO checks their list. Plus, find out how to say moss covered three-handled family gredunza in Gaelic. It's WWE Raw is Scotland. (8pm ET, USA/7:30p pre-show)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent gropes himself at Trump rally. "It's hard to imagine a more fitting bookend to Donald Trump's freudian howl of a presidential campaign than a 67-year-old in a camo hat jiggling his tiny man parts onstage at a campaign rally"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's digital director responds to question about projecting turnout in way that would make Donald Trump tremendously proud: "It's like predicting your wife's mood. You have no idea what you're going to get until you get home"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says we will eventually need "universal income" because, well, he's not saying it's robots...but it's robots
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Sun November 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chris Boswell's hideous onside kick attempt? It's beautiful when it works. Bonus: Boswell himself made it work
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Will Maeve's plans come to fruition? Will The Man in Black and Teddy find the maze, or are they hunting for a MacGuffin? Will Ford spend more time with the mystery boy who looks like him? It's your Official Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
With Daryl at the mercy of Negan and Dwayne, will Rick and crew mount an escape? Have Carol and Ezekiel found common ground? Will Carl manage to stay focused on the goal? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Broncos are 6-2 & trying to stay on track toward their 6th consecutive division title. The Raiders are 6-2 at the season's halfway point for the first time since 2001, so which team will prevail? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Thomas the Tank Engine candy container is so creepy it's even freaking out the Japanese
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Week 9 of the NFL season. Will the Steelers defeat the Ravens or will Baltimore pull through? Will Cleveland get that elusive first win against the Cowboys? Will Cam Newton have a big day? What games are you watching? Kickoff is at 1 PM ET
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's not news when a couple adopts four needy children. However, it becomes very unusual when it's in less than 24 hours
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"People are freaking out over this girl's photo of her manicure." Sigh...more clickbait. **click** JESUS CHRIST--IT'S A MANICURE. GET BACK IN THE CAR
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Guy Fawkes weekend. Will London still stand after home games for West Ham and Chelsea, or the North London Derby? Who will see fireworks? Can Sunderland get a win? It's your EPL discussion thread. Games start Saturday @ 11 AM EDT Sun @ 7 AM EST
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Daylight Saving Time/Gain an hour of sleep edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents (9PM AKST/10PM PST)
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Sat November 05, 2016
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
It's a dead end job for 200 casket makers
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a turkey. Get in the car
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
360° video of what it's like in the "media pen", where Trump confines media covering his campaign, during a rally (warning: autoplay video)
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
If Bret Easton Ellis says the script to Ben Affleck's Batman is a mess, then you know it's a damned shiatfest
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With all the stress and strife in the world, what are your comfort books, the books you go to to chill out and take a mental break from the insanity? It's the Zen edition of the Saturday Morning Book Club
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's almost Election Day and this Farker have no booze in the house. What should I get to survive Tuesday?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Canada posted its largest trade deficit ever in September and it's all the fault of this one ship from South Korea
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, class. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Guaranteed to be John Stamos free for at least one more week
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Remember the forest fire that damn near destroyed Fort McMurray, Alberta? It's still burning six months later
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(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
The Gen-X kids had USA for Africa's "We Are the World." The Grunge Generation got a remake of "Do They Know It's Christmas." And now, Millenials, you have your own epic anthem: Rachel Bloom & Friends' "Holy F'ing Shiat, You've Got To Vote"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
It's not that Hillary Clinton's lead has shrunk in the polls, it's just that her appeal has become more selective
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
This time it's Chasing under the lights when the NASCAR Truck Series kids head to Texas for the Striping Technology 350, 8:30 PM ET on FS1. Wait, "striping technology"? Why not call it the Paint Brush 350?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not News: FBI director James Comey accused of "acting like J. Edgar Hoover" and using his office to try to sway the election against Hillary. News: By uber-conservative Fox News legal commentator Andrew Napolitano Fark: and it's NOT a compliment
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Mysterious "Alaskan Ice Monster" filmed by BLM. Comments say it's maybe a massive sturgeon, a zombie salmon, a wayward shark, a scabby whale, a "beavergator," but it definitely has tentacles. Surely Fark can do better
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
News media reports white man, who waved Confederate flag, harassed blacks at high school game, then killed two cops, had "family troubles," "struggled with erratic and volatile behavior." So guess it's all OK then
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's confirms that a restaurant recession has finally arrived. Apparently it's really time to panic about the economy when Americans start cutting back on how often they go out to eat
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(Enjoying the Spirit)
 
 
 
It's time for Fark to create a scary meme. Insert something scary into a regular picture. (Link goes to real(?) examples)
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Bulletin at Catholic parish calls Hillary Clinton satanic, says Democrats are "going to hell." Then it reminds parishioners that it's a polling place on Tuesday
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's not unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking. However it is unusual to fall asleep right after a passionate bout of lovemaking while your car is still in traffic and your children are still in the back seat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It's a faaaaaake
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Once again, enjoy the final out of the Cubs' World Series victory as it's called by announcers around the world ... from Chicago and Cleveland to Korea and Russia
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed would like to suggest that you cut a hole in a bar of soap and fark it. I guess it's better than another Trump article
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man returns home after vacation in Belize but can't overcome memories of the trip, it's really eating him up (Warning: graphic pics)
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(Tickld)
 
 
 
Twenty one lies porn teaches people about sex. IT'S REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If Trump wins next Tuesday, it won't be like the election of a tyrant overlord. It'll be more like Joffrey Baratheon's reign. Born to wealth, with a child's level of sophistication, cruel and quick to anger, and missed by nobody after four years
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a bout in the south as the Falcons take on the Buccaneers. Can the Bucs sweep the Falcons or will Matt Ryan air it out for a road win? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
DEAR DEIDRE My penis is so big, I'm worried girls just use me for one-night stands... it's wrecking my life (not safe for work)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When your new sports car is described as "ludicrously fast," you know it's got to be good
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Wed November 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
It's getting to the point where schools can't even have mock presidential elections because kids start parroting racist rhetoric
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(Newser)
 
 
 
It's election crunch time, so let's see who Florida Man is voting for
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
LifeWay stores will not be selling Amy Grant's new Christmas album because it's not Christian enough. Admittedly, "Christmas With The Devil" is a little over the top, but hey, who doesn't like the occasional Spinal Tap cover?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If you only notice one astronomical event this year, make it the November supermoon, when the Moon will be the closest to Earth it's been since January 1948
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
'I'm a single 23 yo trying to get rid of a car. It needs just a little work to run but doesn't run now. It's an 86 Chevette. If you haul it or fix it to drive away it's yours. I will offer a blowjob to get it off my property. Serious inquiries only.'
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Here's some of the most useless crap you can buy these days, from fashion batteries to farting teddybears, decaf energy drinks to Justin Bieber duct tape. It's like the Fark Store catalog in there
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I gave my male partner a pair of my panties to wear; it was hot. He started wearing lingerie in the bedroom. It was hot. He has started to wear it around the house and under his work clothes. It's not hot. What do I do?"
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's now official: If you're over 53, stop wearing jeans. Now
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it is like to see the world like someone who is colorblind? It's interesting but will probably get gray-lit
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Patriots are on top again, and the Cowboys become the new team in second place. Even the ESPN writers admit their rankings make no sense in their comments on several teams. It's your Week 9 Power Rankings thread
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CNN dumped Donna Brazile, now it should keep going because the problem isn't one corrupt act. It's the whole ecosystem of paid partisan yakkers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was having lunch with my aunt; she asked to see photos on my cell phone; I warned her that some might be risque, and of course she found two pictures of penises and won't stop talking about it; I worry it's the tip of the iceberg"
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
For the LAST TIME, it's an urban myth that people find razor blades and nails and syringes in Halloween candy, so -- *clicks* --- Well, I'll be damned
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Don't move. Don't even breathe. It's right behind you... it's the Fark Halloween Stories thread. THE STORIES ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE COMMUNITY
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Mon October 31, 2016
(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's not news
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"It's like he's the Manchurian Candidate crossed with an idiot." A summary of the Trump Campaign disaster
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's a classic division rival game between the Vikings and Bears. Will the Bears summon the magic of the Cubbies and win this game? Or will the Vikings sail their way to victory? It is your Monday Night football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comey didn't want to publicize the fact that the FBI has evidence that the Russians are meddling in the presidential race because it's too close to the election. That and it would hurt Trump, obviously
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro has a plan designed to reverse its current death spiral: Reduce service and raise fares. In all fairness, though, they're planning to have fewer passenger deaths and train derailments, so it's a win-win for everybody
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia plans to respond to a Clinton win by starting World War 3: "If the Americans vote Hillary, it's war. It will be a short movie. There will be Hiroshimas and Nagasakis everywhere. 80 percent of Americans will be dead"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
It's like putting your testicles into a vault
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(Jack O. Lantern)
 
 
 
It's the Annual Fark Halloween Pumpkin Carving Photoshop Contest. Virtual knives not included
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says Clinton has a "scandalabra." No, with Hillary it's scandalghazi
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Some parents, frightened by scary clown stories, will go trick or treating packing heat. "I'm terrified of clowns already and if one messes with me or my kids it'll be to the hospital or morgue they go.''
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Construction crews in Toronto under bombardment by bags of poop and they would like it to stop: "It used to be once a month. Now there are multiple piles. Everyone's been complaining. It's disgusting"
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
No, it's not your imagination; horror films are a lot scarier than they used to be. Here's why
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Dolores and William head for Pariah while The Man in Black has a meeting with Doctor Ford to try and discover the secrets of the the maze. And just who is the young boy? It's your Official Westworld Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How will Rick, Maggie, and Carl deal with the aftermath of Negan's head games? Will Darryl escape his captors? Will the gang face a lady or a tiger? Find out in The Well. It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can Carson Wentz step up and show Dak Prescott why he was picked in the first round and not the fourth, or will the Cowboys simply clip the Eagles wings? It's your SNF thread starting at 8:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Man breaks world record for most rounds of golf walked in a year, and it's only October: "Ten-point-three-million steps, 1.25 million calories and just over 5,200 miles. That's New York to L.A. and back and then some, to put it into perspective"
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
As The Chase drags on and Jeff Gordon re-retires, the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series hits Martinsville for short track racing that will make Happy wish he'd waited a week to punch teammate Kurt Busch. It's the Goody's Fast Relief 500, 1 PM ET on NBCSN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Andy Dalton prove to be more worthy than Kirk Cousins or will the [redacteds] outplay the Bengals on the pitch? It's your early morning NFL game live from Wembley Stadium starting at 9:30 AM ET on FOX
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"FBI director James Comey set his ego above the good of the country. That's not illegal, but it's certainly not right"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NFL ratings are plunging this season and TV and league executives blame climate change. Ah just kidding, they say it's entirely Colin Kaepernick's fault
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Halloween Spectacular edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Tune in IF YOU DARE! (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Irish 'king of carboard tubes' to be buried in one: "You can use a boring drill to make the hole and bury people standing up, which is usual in some religions. You can bury them facing Rome, or Mecca or whatever way they want. It's very practical"
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi thinks there is a conspiracy to keep him out of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah, sure, it's a conspiracy, riiiight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With the 'world's worst director' announcing his retirement, it's time to reappraise five of Uwe Boll's 'worst' titles
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(Allteresting)
 
 
 
It's not news, but after the last year you have had, it's good to be reminded there are some nice people out there also
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's quickly becoming clear the real loser in the whole email mess is FBI Director Comey. Or rather, come January, former FBI Director Comey
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
In the spirit of the spooky season, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for recommendations on a little light reading ... as in, books you always read with all the lights on in the house. It's a Halloween of Horror, literary style
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about old people boinking. Not on list: It's gross
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 71 years, the World Series returns to Wrigley. Cubs have 108 years of failure and a goat to overcome. Will Hendricks out-pitch Tomlin? Why can Kyle Schwarber play? It's your Game 3 World Series Discussion Thread, 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Legal wizzes to determine which bathroom it's legal to whiz in
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