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Headlines matching 'ISP'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Abc.net.au) Unlikely Female displays non-standard interests. Scientist (male) prescribes a boyfriend and some hot boinking to cure her. Bonus: Pics of said female with pointy knees  (abc.net.au) (6)
(Some Guy) Hero Not news: American flags displayed for Memorial Day. News: At Arlington National Cemetery. Awesome: 260,000 of them  (fortstewart.patch.com) (77)


Thu May 24, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Mitt Romney speaks to a group of Hispanic businessmen and politicians. When asked about immigration, his Avoidance Subroutine kicked in  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (71)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Slate) Silly "I have a Cuban grandparent. Why does the census count me as Hispanic." Well, either way you get some great college tuition breaks  (slate.com) (56)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Fark) Obvious I'm feeling really elitist with my $2 words and arugula right now. How do you enunciate your displeasure with the unwashed masses?  (fark.com) (138)
(Washington City Paper) Scary You're the nation's capital. How do you dispose of personnel files? A) Retain, then dispose of securely, B) Retain indefinitely, or C) Cram an abanoned car full & set it on fire. And some dumpsters. At the fire academy  (washingtoncitypaper.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Amusing Vince McMahon figures out the reason WWE Films aren't doing so well; there just aren't enough three-foot penises on display  (411mania.com) (74)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Marketwatch) Fail Krispy Kreme continues to go stale  (marketwatch.com) (45)


Fri May 18, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy Pretty much the coolest Star Wars Lego toy store display ever  (youtube.com) (10)


Thu May 17, 2012
(AP) Interesting Majority of US Children now being born to minorities. EVERYBODY HISPANIC  (hosted.ap.org) (271)


Wed May 16, 2012
(CNN) Cool New MacBook Pro includes slim design, new retina display. Voight-Kampff testing capabilities still unknown  (cnn.com) (78)
(Gamma Squad) Strange All the toaster strudels will look up and shout, "Frost us" and I'll look down and whisper, "No"  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (14)


Tue May 15, 2012
(NBCMiami) Followup How you like that? Miami fire captain demoted for disparaging Facebook post about Trayvon Martin  (nbcmiami.com) (141)
(Taste of Country) Spiffy Taylor Swift fans miss concert because of drunk driver. Weeping messenger bluebirds dispatched; Swift's woodland headquarters immediately goes on Rainbow Alert  (tasteofcountry.com) (31)


Mon May 14, 2012
(Townhall) Obvious As we have sanitized our public schools from prayer, from displays of the Ten Commandments, from any teaching that can be associated with biblical sources, we've put government monopoly power behind moral relativism  (townhall.com) (179)


Sun May 13, 2012
(LA Times) Sad Dear Los Angeles Farkers, If you're hiking this weekend in the hills above Burbank, and you come across an armed and suicidal FBI agent, give me a call, I seem to have misplaced mine, thank you -- Janet  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (96)


Tue May 08, 2012
(LA Times) Dumbass Man stabs party-goers after cake dispute. No lie  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (79)
(WCPO) Sad Absolute, indisputable, irrefutable evidence that there is no God: Professional food eater and human oil slick Guy Fieri has been tapped to drive the pace car at the Indianapolis 500  (wcpo.com) (118)
(KTLA) Dumbass If a reality show is filming your arrest of an alleged car thief, it's easy to disprove your false claim you read him his rights  (ktla.com) (66)
(610 WIOD) Interesting Judge: "Perhaps you can display 60% of the Ten Commandments at school?"  (610wiod.com) (115)


Mon May 07, 2012
(Breitbart.com) Cool Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx says he no longer supports Obama, so that means Lemmy Kilmister is automatically president and Obama is demoted to Minister of Misplaced Umlauts  (breitbart.com) (175)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting ABC, Univision to create Hispanic news channel. Prime-time dream-team lineup would include 1970's Charo, that guy from the Dos Equis commercials, Bumblebee Guy from the Simpson's and Glenn Beck  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (153)


Sat May 05, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Victorian-inspired Star Wars artwork goes on display  (mirror.co.uk) (28)
(Panorama.gi) Silly Gibraltar very very angry Spain is to hold three bull fighting confrences in Gibraltar. Possibility of very rarely seen British Overseas Territory Sports/Border Dispute Related Trifecta  (panorama.gi) (6)
(Gizmodo) Followup Obama plans to veto CISPA. That's good. He's supporting an alternative with similar language proposed by Joe Liebermann. That's bad. Everyone gets a Frogurt with their lost online privacy. That's good  (gizmodo.com) (47)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious "The entire Obama campaign is a slice-and-dice operation, pandering to one group after another, particularly those that elected Obama in 2008 - blacks, Hispanics, women, young people - and for whom the thrill is now gone"  (washingtonpost.com) (169)
(AZCentral) Amusing In one of the most passive-aggressive displays ever, man paints colorful polka dots all over his home as a protest statement against the city  (azcentral.com) (183)
(EITB) Cool Swiss jetman Yves Rossy stunned onlookers with an amazing flying display over Rio de Janeiro on Wednesday  (eitb.com) (10)


Wed May 02, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting It's been forty years since the American workforce had benefits and salary that ran parallel to economic growth, and those forty years have been full of pay disparity based on both race and gender  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (199)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Pleasantville Patch) Dumbass Another grueling night for police in the Westchester suburbs: "3:58 a.m. - A dispute between neighbors was reported on Schrade Road. Police reported one neighbor was complaining the other was snoring too loud"  (pleasantville.patch.com) (36)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Des Moines Register) Dumbass Police officer crashes his patrol car, drives away, then calls dispatch because he can't change a tire. That's when his fellow officer saw the pot and meth  (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) (46)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Ron Paul backs CISPA, believing the cybersecurity bill will protect his medication from robots   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (147)
(Some Neuter) Scary Common: Parking lot dispute settled by a fight. Not common: To the death. Fark: By "squeezing his testicles"  (arbroath.blogspot.com) (82)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Doubtful News) Cool Doubtful News thanks FARK for the tip about a telepathic horse whisperer  (doubtfulnews.com) (0)


Sun April 22, 2012
(Boston.com) Fail Town that spent $1 million last year to switch to multispace parking meters will spend $100,000 this year to switch back to traditional meters  (boston.com) (107)
(Toronto Star) Silly Local horse whisperer telepathically communicates with animals. With picture of said person and horse thinking "Get this freak away from me"  (thestar.com) (96)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Hindu God Ganesh, minus two of his arms, mysteriously turns up in museum parking lot after owner pays some guy to dispose of it. The Simpsons did not do this one yet  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (43)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool HispanicBusiness.com thinks a headline at Los Fark es Muy gracioso  (hispanicbusiness.com) (0)
(WISHTV) Dumbass Man steals woman's purse at funeral, puts items in his underwear (with 'he was obviously on drugs' mug)  (wishtv.com) (9)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Click Orlando) Florida Man tells 911 dispatcher: 'I am your father" ... soon the (police) force is with him  (clickorlando.com) (27)
(Some Guy) Fail AMBER ALERT: missing children last seen ...wait, they're Hispanic? Never mind  (1035superx.com) (132)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Uproxx) Amusing They'll look up and shout, "Save us" and he'll look down and whisper, "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have"  (uproxx.com) (24)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Big 1059) Followup Teacher loses battle to display "In God We Trust" and "God Bless America" signs in classroom after SCOTUS refuses to hear case. FARK: They've been hanging there since 1982  (big1059.com) (534)
(Some Guy) Unlikely In another sign Steve Jobs is dead, Apple's online store goes down to update the "We'll be right back" image displayed when Apple's online store goes down to update... whoops, divided by zero  (macrumors.com) (17)


Mon April 09, 2012
(PennLive) Dumbass Woman accused of setting fire to apartment over domestic dispute with possible Mugshot Of The Week  (pennlive.com) (113)
(Fox News) Interesting Thomas Jefferson created his own 'cut and paste' version of the Bible by removing what he felt couldn't be substantiated. The two page document is currently on display at the Smithsonian's Museum of American History  (foxnews.com) (225)


Thu April 05, 2012
(Ballpark Digest) Cool In innovation for Thirsty Thursdays across America, new stadium beer dispensing system breaks 50-bpm barrier  (ballparkdigest.com) (20)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting School dispute over 'Jesus is not a homophobe' shirt goes to court  (wisconsingazette.com) (187)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Slate) Amusing The Rolling Stones once created a jingle for Rice Krispies  (slate.com) (26)


Wed March 28, 2012
(Yahoo) Sick Lorax statue lifted and taken away from home of Dr. Seuss's widow. Anyone with knowledge of the perpetrators' identities is encouraged to contact San Diego police; confidentiality is guaranteed if you use Whisper-ma-Phone  (news.yahoo.com) (51)
(USA Today) Dumbass Former abortion doctor caught disposing of remains of his practice in recycling bins  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (86)


Tue March 27, 2012
(truTV) Asinine Very brilliant kid's dad invents Mentos-powered soda dispenser, it seems  (blog.trutv.com) (17)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Engadget) Obvious Two in the pink: OS to support retina displays. One in the stink: It's Windows 8  (engadget.com) (75)
(My Fox DC) Scary Fed up with local children pilfering candy from your Easter display? You should a) talk to their parents. b) move the decorations closer to the house. c) lace a batch of chocolate bunnies with ammonia and hang them from a tree in the front yard  (myfoxdc.com) (69)


Wed March 21, 2012
(BBC) Hero "Two hours after [he was dead for 78 minutes] I whispered in his ear, 'What's your name?' and he said, 'Fabrice Muamba'. I said, 'I hear you're a really good footballer' and he said, 'I try'"  (bbc.co.uk) (48)
(Daily Mail) Obvious "The Hunger Games" producers realize that nothing sells $10 movie tickets better than putting your new hot 21-year old star's assets on display  (dailymail.co.uk) (195)


Tue March 20, 2012
(NYPost) Asinine A-Rod treats his niece to a $17,000 day of clothes shopping, then disputes the AmEx charges. Store immediately cries foul  (nypost.com) (83)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Marijuana grow lamp sparks house blaze, firefighters able to knock down the flames once they dispersed the large crowd that had gathered downwind  (wdsu.com) (35)
(Digital Trends) Scary RIAA says major ISPs set to turn into copyright police by July, throttling bandwidth and cutting off internet access to customers who are suspected of downloading copyrighted content illegally  (digitaltrends.com) (254)


Tue March 13, 2012
(WebProNews) Interesting "Websites such as the indispensable Drudge Report, Times 24/7, Real Clear Politics, Digg, Fark and Reddit collect news from sources spread across the Web." Wait... are we indispensable now? (4th paragraph)  (webpronews.com) (15)
(Yahoo) Followup Revealed: what Dennis Kucinich whispered to President Bush, just before the 2007 State of the Union. And no, it wasn't "You may be President, but I get to tap THAT every night"  (news.yahoo.com) (42)


Mon March 12, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Morgan Stanley executive William Bryan Jennings pleads not guilty to stabbing a cab driver in a dispute over a fare, wonders if that Clarence Darrow fella from the Scopes trial might be available to defend him  (nypost.com) (66)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Donald Prothero) Amusing Old news: Scientists laughing at the so-called Creation "Museum." New hotness: A paleontologist visits. Finds the first fossil display is a fake. Many of the real fossils are incorrectly identified and the docents don't know jack  (skepticblog.org) (224)


Thu March 08, 2012
(TMZ) Spiffy Hopeful to dispel the 'butch' rumors that have been going around, Bieber decides shows off her snake, Johnson  (tmz.com) (30)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Pre-kids: My snowflakes will have no TV, no fast food, no disposable diapers, and no temper tantrums unlike YOUR unruly kids. Post-kids: LOL J/K  (huffingtonpost.com) (236)
(Discover) Interesting Does the new iPad 3 really have a "retina display"? Yeah, kinda. Here comes the iRithmetic   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (90)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this doggy display  (scottwitterblog.com) (22)


Mon March 05, 2012
(KTLA) Asinine Assemblyman (D-umbass) believes food trucks should be farther from schools than pot dispensaries  (ktla.com) (195)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Riverfront Times) Spiffy MO Rep. Stacey Newman (D-ispleased) has the balls to turn the contraception debate around  (blogs.riverfronttimes.com) (309)


Tue February 28, 2012
(NBC) Strange Virgin Atlantic's cabin crew gets a 'whispering coach'  (nbcnewyork.com) (37)


Sun February 26, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Pamela Anderson proudly displays Spring's latest look - eyebrows painted on a snare drum  (dailymail.co.uk) (66)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine R&B singer noted for his even-tempered disposition has playful encounter with a fan taking his picture  (miami.cbslocal.com) (32)
(Michael Geist) Strange Canada disputes annual US report that it's full of pirates, beer-swilling hockey nuts, frostbitten hose-heads. Okay, only the first one  (michaelgeist.ca) (23)
(NewsBusters) Interesting When trying to claim Newt lied, please make sure the link you put up actually doesn't disprove your claim  (newsbusters.org) (95)


Wed February 22, 2012
(The New York Times) Spiffy Google to sell heads-up display glasses by year's end, allowing you to see information on things around you, find Sarah Connor  (bits.blogs.nytimes.com) (47)
(Some Guy) PSA Keep your medicine out of reach of your pets. Bonus: Pet pig named "Crispy Bacon"  (fox5vegas.com) (21)


Mon February 20, 2012
(Miami Herald) Florida Federal lawsuit against family of alleged psychic swindling gypsies may be cursed after victim says he's very happy with their ability to dispel his evil spirits  (miamiherald.com) (11)
(MIT) Interesting Radio-controlled implantable chip will dispense medication whenever the CIA... I mean, whenever you need it  (web.mit.edu) (7)


Thu February 16, 2012
(EITB) Interesting All the Champions League goals of Wednesday's goals, including Ibrahimovic's brilliant display setting up two goals for Robinho and scoring a third  (eitb.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Interesting Apparently CPAC was full of trollops and whoors and is called 'The Mardi Gras of the Right'. Well, there were a lot of boobs openly displayed, so bring beads next year  (damndirtyrino.com) (57)


Sat February 11, 2012
(NPR) Amusing The best "recycled art" you will see all day. Come for Rice-Krispyhenge, stay for "Cauliflower Hindenburg"  (npr.org) (13)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Engadget) Spiffy Microsoft developer feels bad for leaving his dog home alone all day long, creates DarwinBot with Skype, a ball launcher and a treat dispenser. Your dog wants privacy  (engadget.com) (36)
(Think Progress) Asinine As the money from the Foreclosure settlement is dispersed to the states, homeowners across the country can expect to see some financial relief at last...unless you live in Wisconsin  (thinkprogress.org) (138)


Wed February 08, 2012
(MSNBC) Spiffy The devastating effects of contraception are on display today, as the teen birth rate and abortion rate have both dropped to their lowest levels in nearly 40 years  (msnbc.msn.com) (243)


Mon February 06, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Dispirited Arsenal kicks off a desperate claw for fourth place, Suarez returns to Liverpool, with lots of action culminating in a Sunday morning finale between Chelsea and Manchester. It's your weekend EPL thread  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (497)
(Washington Post) Fail Susan Komen foundation hiring Ari Fleischer to rebuild trust, dispel charges of partisanship. What a bunch of boobs  (washingtonpost.com) (187)


Sun February 05, 2012
(io9) Cool Largest collection of BRAIIIIIIIIINS on display in Peru  (io9.com) (7)


Sat February 04, 2012
(The News & Observer (NC)) Cool Want to go out on a five-mile run and come back fatter than you were at the start? Head down to Raleigh for this year's Krispy Kreme Challenge  (newsobserver.com) (18)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Washington Post) Followup Mitt Romney says he "Mispoke" when he said that he "wasn't concerned about the very poor" and that what he meant to say was "I want to grind them up and use them for foodstuffs, no..wait..do over"  (washingtonpost.com) (138)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Fark) FarkBlog Dinosaurs that can't hit a chip shot, a note from Epstein's mother, and the crisp, refreshing taste of donkey semen: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week 1/22 - 1/28  (fark.com) (19)


Mon January 30, 2012
(American Thinker) Obvious There are six primary methods of eliminating potential challengers with the tacit cooperation of the mainstream media, and they have been in full display this primary season  (americanthinker.com) (167)

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