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426 headlines found matching 'ISI'
Thu September 18, 2014
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS captures sixteen villages. Duchies, Hamlets on high alert
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News is becoming unhinged, getting outraged over President Obama's vow to destroy Ebola, which they're starting to believe is a militant Islamic group like ISIS or Scotland
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The state by state results of ESPN's poll on if people agree with the Viking's decision to ban Adrian Peterson from playing basically plays out how you would expect
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
The most batshiat insane precision driving demonstration, set to the tune of "Mr. Sandman", that you're gonna see today
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Wed September 17, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Parent Television Council has watched hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of naked people on television in order to come up with the conclusion that there are way too many naked people on television
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Stop equating Republicans with ISIS, Republicans don't want to behead their opponents. Today: challenge accepted
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(127)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK jobless rate falls to lowest level since 2008 as more and more citizens are finding employment with ISIS and Al Qaeda
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(Al-Monitor)
 
 
 
Secretary of State walks into a bar in Tel Aviv and orders a beer. The bartender brings him ISIS
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Hobby Lobby decision, answering questions from the government about labor practices now qualifies as violating someone's sincerely held religious beliefs
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Vikings have switched their decision on Adrian Peterson, sending a blow to his ability to play and guaranteeing that it will be difficult to beat those little saints this weekend
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Texas judge cited Walter Sobchak in a legal decision, also adding, mark it zero
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
A visit to "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" locations 40 years later. You can now enjoy blackened salmon on Leatherface's killfloor. No headcheese, though
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Uninsured rate drops to lowest lev--ISIS ISIS BENGHAZI PUTIN
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Brain structure of kidney donors may make them more altruistic, as well as more likely to wake up in a tub of ice with an incision in their side
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that there are UFO-based religious orders out there. It's not even that surprising that there are, in fact, quite a decent number of them. What may be surprising is that several of them are flourishing and gaining new members
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
It's confirmed: the upcoming WKRP DVD set will have all music restored. Looks like Herb managed to sell some advertising to cover the costs
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The rise of ISIS explained in 24 maps and a few graphs
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, pop star admits to drug abuse and lying to media
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Sen Lindsay Graham (R-Tennesee Williams play) manages to simultaneously War- and Fear-monger as he warns that Americans will be "killed here at home" unless Obama sends US ground troops into Iraq and Syria to defeat the ISIS
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(AP)
 
 
 
New study, surprisingly not done by oil industry, blames leaky wells rather than fracking for groundwater contamination
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Initiatives raising the minimum wage have made it onto ballots in four states, and activists on both sides say they have a good chance of passing in the liberal bastions of Arkansas, Alaska, Nebraska, and South Dakota
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(Politico)
 
 
 
2014 voters don't give a damn about Obamacare or ISIS or whether John Boehner's shade of orange would look good on their walls. It's the economy, stupid
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Flowing Data)
 
 
 
Map shows the rankings of the seven deadly sins across the US. Not surprisingly, Southerners have a lot of pride and Californians are greedy bastards
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Sat September 13, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ISIS turns the rare triple-header play
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
When you see former administration officials and generals on television arguing for war and a stronger national defense, it's helpful to know who is paying them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The fight we're having with ISIS which is not a war according to Kerry, is a war which we are fighting according to Obama. Hope that clears everything up
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Fri September 12, 2014
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Kidnapped by ISIS: a rare survivor describes his 40 days in Hell
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news bed-wetters. Your constant fretting about Ebola and ISIS and the knockout game have convinced people that civil liberties are for suckers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Congress finally comes together in bipartisan harmony to bash the President for sidestepping them in the ISIS fight
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Thu September 11, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Your advertising dollars at work: Google buys maker of $300 e-spoon
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Republican man-fantasy Putin steps up to be the guy that sides with ISIS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cheney's ideas for handling ISIS are pretty much identical to Obama's, but with less "disengagement," more leadership, and none of the blackness
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US counterterrorism chief Matthew Olson: "there's no credible information" that the Islamic State (Isis) is planning an attack on America and that there's "no indication at this point of a cell of foreign fighters operating in the United States"
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(World Review)
 
 
 
Gazprom's historic US$400 billion gas deal with China could leave Russia wildly out of pocket. Ironically, Russian taxpayers could end up subsidising Chinese consumers. Still, it's probably worth not depending on European markets, is it?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Okay Mr. Presidentin' smrt guy. How do you plan on beating ISIS without sending in troops? You'd need some sort of flying machine that can be controlled from all the way over here and still blow them up. Check and mate, Lib lib libby lib lib
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you can't commit yourself to watching a complete, 10-hour Amish barn raising, here one is in four minutes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New Texas history textbooks teach that Moses was a Founding Father, segregation wasn't all bad, affirmative action applies to Martians, and that society has not visibly improved since the Great Depression
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama: ISIS is about to become WASWAS
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
News: The Senate is voting on legislation to reverse the Citizens United decision, and of course Ted Cruz is against it. Fark: Because SNL
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS declares war on Twitter: Whoever loses, we win
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(World Review)
 
 
 
The Ukraine crisis may have re-energised Nato's interest in Europe, but its future lies in closed-off cliquey meetings between key players, rather than grand self-congratulatory summits
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If the President's words are telling so far as to what he will say in his national ISIS speech on Wednesday night, the liberal Dems are not going to like it
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(ITV)
 
 
 
With free food, showers, laundries and gyms offered at work, a surprisingly large number of Google employees are living in company's parking lot
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hmm. Be out of work two weeks with a higher probability of encephalitis and other horrible side effects, or get vaccinated. Decisions decisions
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen girls are known to try and get as close to their idols as possible as they become emotionally over-attached to stars, like Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber, ISIS, David Beckh--WAIT WHAT?
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(Short List)
 
 
 
And for my next trick, my car will disintegrate at high speed and I will be completely fine
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Pete King urges Obama to act on ISIS without Congressional approval: "If this goes good, I'll give the president the credit, and if it goes bad, I'll take responsibility." Adm. Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"I just flew in from ISIS controlled Iraq, and boy are my arms tired." *Badoom-tish* "Take my wives, please." *Badoom-tish* " Remember, try the hummus, and I'll be here all week unless I get martyred"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS is paying $50,000 for the identity of any American entering Syria
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Americans overwhelmingly support what Obama is doing against ISIS... until you tell them that he's doing it
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Mon September 08, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Hiddleston performs as Hank Williams at music festival in Michigan. Results are surprisingly good
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' face dies at 25, Josh Gordon becomes a dealer, and a visit to Lake Flowbegone: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/31 - 9/6
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Republicans say that gas prices are rising, which is true since in the past two years they have risen by -$0.40 per gallon
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(Big Telecoms vs. The World)
 
 
 
Add your voice to those demanding net neutrality on the Internet, with your input going to the decisionmakers before th...[BUFFERING]...ey go t...[BUFFERING]...CARRIER LOST
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
WTFark's roller coaster video gets a shoutout from Inquisitr: "Produced by the always amusing Fark.com, this video compiles the highlights of quite a few viral videos that have revealed women riding the Slingshot, all experiencing the same reaction"
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(2)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"I think this is the first time Republicans are upset about disenfranchising Democratic voters." OH SNAP
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(49)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
The utter incoherence of President Obama on ISIS catalogued here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to defeat ISIS- Step 1. Stop giving them weapons
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(89)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are in sole possession of last place in their division for the first time since 2000
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
DC hopes to bring Supergirl back to television, because it worked out so well the last time
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(58)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reclusive author Thomas Pynchon rewrote the Simpson's episode he starred in so he wouldn't have to make jokes about the size of Homer's ass: "Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I won't speak ill of him" (w/ script revisions)
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
What does ammonium nitrate do when the truck carrying it rolls? It disintegrates the truck, destroys two firefighting vehicles and two bridges, and blows a hole in the Highway. With pics
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Sat September 06, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend" proves true once again as Iran's supreme leader is said to have approved of military co-operation with the US over ISIS
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(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
Turns out one of the American ISIS fighters that was killed had a job with unfettered security clearance to commercial airplanes. Enjoy your flight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you can afford airfare to South Africa, you can go visit a site where scientists are digging remarkably complete skeletons of man's early relatives. Subby can't, but he can excavate australopithecines denying evolution in the right link (Not safe for work)
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Fri September 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After ex-Navy chaplain, noted loon, and GOP CO statehouse candidate Gordon " Klingenschmitt said that an openly gay Rep was "going to join ISIS and start beheading Christians," even the local GOP was rushing to declare "not one of ours"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The big problem with ISIS is that, aside from the crucifixions, beheadings, and mass executions, they really know how to run a country better than past regimes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NATO members United States, Britain, France, Australia, Canada, Germany, Turkey, Italy, Poland and Denmark are going into Iraq and Syria to totally destroy ISIS. Come for the massive bombing campaign, stay for the kick-ass menu
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you guessed three days before a company used the nude photo hacking story in their advertising campaign, you've definitely got publicity Spirit
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(17)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
If you're tired of Ferguson, ISIS, Gaza, Ebola, and all that stuff, there are still places on Earth where the headline-grabbing trial of the year involves two SCUBA divers who had an underwater fight over a tropical fish
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Of all the calls to receive from your 19 year-old daughter, the one where she tells you she's leaving Scotland, moving to Syria, and joining ISIS to marry someone has got to be the worst
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Ynet)
 
 
 
Former head of Israeli intelligence: calm down about ISIS already. It has no significant military ability
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(79)
 
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
Louisiana on track to become the first U.S. state entirely underwater by 2100 (w/ pics)
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The main takeaway from the recent rise of ISIS? Even GOP isolationists are hypocritical douchebags
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(183)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand tourist visiting North Korea answers the age old question: "What does dog soup taste like?"
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(13)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The collapse of Obama's foreign policy" Well, aside from the complete destruction of Iraq and neighboring states as they get swallowed up by ISIS and the total invasion of Eastern Europe by the Russians, this is totally true
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(57)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
ISIS now threatens Putin, still not thinking their cunning plan through
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(51)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
British ex-boxing champion Anthony Small defends ISIS beheadings, showing he really does have severe brain damage
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Wed September 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Where is the public Muslim outrage over ISIS targeting non-Muslims? You're looking at it
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(177)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
From the squeal of his not-so-street-legal slick tires to the roar of his 350 cu V8, ISIS knew this could mean only one thing - Uncle Joe was coming, and he was PISSED OFF
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gay marriage suffers its first defeat in federal court since the Perry and Windsor decisions. Don't suck it, libs
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(327)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Rand Paul is saying that President Obama should convene Congress, get a declaration of war against ISIS and then "Destroy them militarily", which is gonna make for some awkward conversation with his dad the next time they meet
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(278)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Well everyone was distracted by ISIS, Crimea, and celebrity nudes, the cows rose up against Austria
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(63)
 
(InToday)
 
 
 
ISIS apologizes for releasing latest beheading video ahead of sweeps week
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(89)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Doctors Without Borders says the world is losing the battle against Ebola. ISIS seems so quaint in comparison
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS goes two for two
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(339)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michael Sam invited to fight sweaty men on television. Not football this time
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's American Gods coming to US television in 2016. Maybe
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Sun August 31, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Looks like ISIS is about to get some... *puts on sunglasses*... Kurds in their way
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(120)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Congratulations on the first MLB team to be mathematically eliminated from winning their division. The team from the great state of Texas... Hold on Astros, not so fast
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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Sat August 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fort Hood shooter Nadal Hasan has written a letter to ISIS asking that he be made a citizen of the Islamic State. That means we can drone strike him now, right?
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS may have learned a thing or two from the CIA. Thanks guys
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(80)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In today's 'news we should be terrified about': Isis planned to release the bubonic plague on everyone
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(106)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As if the USC Trojans don't get enough bad press already, RB Anthony Brown quits the team and calls coach Steve Sarkisian a racist
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ISIS is supposedly threatening to kill the Pope, forgetting that the last time Catholics got pissed at Muslims it pretty much sucked for everybody
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Thu August 28, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies at Burning Man after being run over by a large "art car." Surprisingly enough, for a festival that features people playing with fire and takes place in a desert, it is the first fatality in the festival's 28-year history
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(124)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ISIS says it's burning marijuana fields in Syria. Plans to burn a little at a time until it's all gone
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(109)
 
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Visiting Louisiana? Don't drink the water
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pakistan's opposition leader Khan looking isolated as crisis reaches crossroads, has so far heeded calls not to enter the Mutara Nebula
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(44)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and and endless supply of expendable labor
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(34)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Will America cross the "red line" this time with Syria in its conflict with the ISIS? You know, not like the other time
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(138)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's your child's first day of school and you have a decision to make: Do you want to send him off with a bowl of cheerios in his belly or do you want to make him the coolest pancake he has ever eaten?
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(70)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell caught on tape promising Koch group he won't waste time raising that gosh darn minimum wage
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast hasn't even finished its acquisition of Time Warner, but that isn't stopping them from attempting to make it illegal to compete with Comcast
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(81)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the guy who managed to set his head on fire doing the ice bucket challenge was waving a confederate flag
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your travel advice for an American visiting Europe for the first time. Bonus points for being country specific
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(76)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
ISIS is still very active in Iraq, but at least we ran them out of Florida
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(48)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Begun the US drones over ISIS areas In Syria have
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(39)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The "problem" with bombing ISIS. Well, not a problem for the US, per se, but someone nonetheless
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(153)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Little-studied Vitamin A2 could give you Terminator-like infrared vision, allow you to search for Sarah Connor
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(36)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The staff of the LA Times rates each MLB park. Surprisingly Dodger Stadium not in the top 5
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(67)
 
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
"Hey ISIS, your flag is awesome... for me to poop on" (Not safe for work)
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(156)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The thing about "reality" television is, no matter how dumb it is, there's always a dumber concept waiting in the wings
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boko Harum declares northern Nigeria as the Islamic Caliphate, just like ISIS has done in Syria and Iraq, and since Caliphates are kinda like Highlanders in that there can be only one, you know what that means: CALIPHATE FIGHT
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(96)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey Assad, I know we made you look like the next Hitler and all, but would you be up for teaming up with US and the UK to form a Voltron of Assholes to take on ISIS? Please?
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Sun August 24, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sam Bradford out for year with torn ACL. Seahawks, NIners now have chance to win division
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(174)
 
(New Castle News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania may soon charge cyclists, snowmobilers, horse riders for trail use in their state. Surprisingly, some people are not happy with this
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(117)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five creative ways to lower your medical bills. 'Don't get the ebola' surprisingly not among them
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(33)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Self-help guru who served prison time for the deaths of three people in an Arizona sweat lodge returns to Arizona to host several motivational seminars on how to deal with a personal crisis
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(44)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Television's twenty-five greatest spies
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(13)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Psychologist describes current parenting trends as "crap" and raising a generation of spoilt brats
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(49)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Perry: It's possible ISIS terrorists have crossed our southern border: Press: Do you have proof? Perry: *smoke bomb*
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(233)
 
(Clash Daily)
 
 
 
ISIS fighters fear nothing. Except possibly being killed in battle by a woman
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(118)
 
(MainStreet)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court says it is okay to lie to employees, as long as it is to cut their pay and steal their retirement after promising you won't
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(204)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
If Westboro Baptist wants to protest something, they should go to Iraq and protest ISIS. What's that? they are? Oh, carry on then
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(130)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Argentina's peso weakening at fastest pace since January, will soon explore the effects of division by zero
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(55)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
McDonald's is testing McMozzarella sticks with McMarinara sauce that will taste McDisgusting and leave you McRegretting your McDecision to ever eat them
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(203)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
What can Brown do for you (besides compromising your personal data)?
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(4)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Think you got a good deal on those jorts at TJMaxx? Well guess again, also your jorts just disintegrated and we can see your butt
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(105)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
$230 per year per person for an advertising-free internet? SOLD
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(109)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Russian authorities shut down 4 Moscow McDonald's locations for health code violations, making Russian cuisine almost look edible in comparison
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(40)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Kanye West's Yeezus Tour sneakers are now available to buy - and made from pony hair, unsurprisingly
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(11)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda decides to hitch a ride on ISIS's coattails
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(75)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to ask yourself: is visiting my healthcare provider worse than having Ebola?
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch's NY Post decides to do ISIS a solid by showing a graphic photo of journalist's beheading on its front page (Warning: Graphic image content)
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(268)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Hezbollah lowers minimum age for fighters to 16 so it can better fight ISIS. Whoever wins... we lose
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(84)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Got a Tumblr account? Congrats on your new advertising career
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(36)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Muslims think mental illness is caused by invisible jinn, whereas we in the enlightened West know that mental illness is caused by vaccines
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(58)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Former Republican presidential candidate does the "robot" at celeb-filled Hamptons party. Surprisingly, not THAT candidate
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(54)
 
(Al Bawaba)
 
 
 
Pope Francis implores people to seek peaceful resolution with ISIS as he.... wait, what did he say? Attack ISIS? The Pope said that?
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(146)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've suspected that the most annoying humans on the planet are unintelligent, unanalytical, unreflective, uninquisitive, unimaginative, uncreative, unsophisticated extroverts, here's your scientific proof
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(48)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
Oregano immediately recalled over Salmonella risk. Finally, a sage decision that didn't take much thyme
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(21)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pope Francis I to visit Philadelphia in September. City officials suggest October since it won't conflict with any Phillies games once the MLB playoffs start
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(38)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The long term causes of the ISIS caliphate can be traced all the way back to Obama's shooting of the Archduke Franz Ferdinand and his ambush of the Roman legions at the battle of Teutoburg
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(14)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
In a case of knowing her role woman steals a bottle of MD 20/20 to visit boyfriend in jail where she put him earlier in the evening. Stay weird Austin
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(35)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Apparently, among the highlights to be found at Albuquerque's zoo are puddles of visitor urine
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(20)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Harry Shearer wins a Creative Arts Emmy for his portrayal of Homer Simpson, and Bob's Burgers receives a statue as well because it is, quite simply, the greatest animated show on television that isn't named Archer
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(55)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alibaba may have had forty thieves in their film division
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(9)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The producer of 'The Brady Bunch' tested child actors by putting toys on his desk during interviews with them to see if they could stay focused on him and have the necessary concentration it took to be in a television show
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(34)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising: Altered alcohol labels that tell the real truth about alcohol and what it does to you
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(48)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Many individuals seeking wellness will visit this clinic because it nurtures mind, body and spirit. Farkers will want to stop by because the doctor in charge lets you motorboat her breasts
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors set to sign affiliation agreement with D-League basketball team, surprising Toronto fans who thought the Raptors were playing in one
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows that Americans see President Obama as a rampaging Imperial tyrant, subjugating America with his iron fist. Except when they see him as a bumbling and incompetent fool, imperiling the nation with his sniveling indecisiveness
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(122)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Oil prices drop despite rising tensions in Iraq and Ukraine. As strange as this seems, its only possible when a super consumer as China drops its demand
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Due to the U.S. troop withdrawal in 2011 and the rapid advance by Islamic militants, Iraq has been declared a humanitarian crisis. You know who to thank
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(209)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Hospital staff pro tip: There are many ways to ease a woman's pain while she is giving birth. Injecting a strong neurotoxic disinfectant directly into her nervous system is not one of them
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(80)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Stylist)
 
 
 
"A quirky contraption from Argentina is raising the game of the world's most popular fruit. DestapaBanana stuffs bananas with your filling of choice - from nutella, caramel or marshmallow, to healthier options such as natural yogurt"
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(6)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you cut internet, television and telephone connections to 160,000 homes by vandalizing 400 fiber optic cables you might want to know that the Berlin police have an arrest warrant for you...and AT&T a job offer
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(21)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fatal shooting of unarmed teen Michael Brown in St. Louis leads to a) community meetings with Metropolitan Police Department to solve crisis, b) spontaneous candlelight vigils for peace, love and understanding, c) 50 percent gun sale increase
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(451)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Putin apparently wore a tank top to receive visiting Egyptian president
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(38)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Even ISIS apparently liked Robin Williams
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(72)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Fish exposed to anti-anxiety drugs found to live longer. Still no help for those eaten because of lackadaisical self preservation
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(7)
 
(JihadWatch)
 
 
 
ISIS planned to blow up beer brewery. YOU REALIZE THAT THIS MEANS WAR
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(47)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Attention tourists: If you're visiting the United States there are some things you can do to blend in, including adding ice to every drink, call football soccer, and brag about being dumb
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(331)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
US weapons destroy ISIS weapons, which were US weapons before they were Iraq's weapons after US weapons destroyed Iraq's weapons. Weapons
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(111)
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Bills fans are drunkest in NFL, says author who visited every stadium last year. If your team didn't make the playoffs for 14 years, you'd drink a lot, too
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(37)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Contrary to revisionist history, the Iraq War was far from a discretionary "war of choice"
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(174)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Kenya's proposed new 'stone the gays' program is not the fun sort of 420-themed event that you're envisioning
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(61)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Xstream Cleanup volunteers in the Illinois and Iowa Quad-Cities area filled 937 trash bags full of cigarette butts, food wrappers, cans and other items, grabbed 237 tires, 14 appliances, 13 pieces of furniture, 29 televisions and 10 mattresses
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(83)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Last week: US airstrikes in Iraq won't accomplish anything. Today: The Kurds retake two towns from ISIS with US air support
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(169)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
John McAfee makes a surprise appearance at a Vegas hacker conference and unveils his new website, which he described as "a website to give people a place online to vent their anger." Looks like he's never visited any website ever
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(33)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The surprising history of movie kissing will leave your mouth open
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(19)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Bombing ISIS is like saying "bring it on"
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(185)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disneyland visits plummet after price raise. Just kidding, attendance is higher than ever
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(37)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
ISIS wants to "raise flag of Islam over the White House." Um, guys, you're six years too late
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(214)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant's decision to withdraw from Team USA is because of fatigue, and is absolutely in no way at all due to OkC looking at Paul George's horrific leg injury and saying "Yeah, you're pulling out of that shiat"
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(14)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Round 2: ISIS vehicle convoys vs. laser-guided bombs
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(131)
 
(Philadelphia Eagles)
 
 
 
Birds visit Soldier Field for 1st 2014 preseason game vs Chicago Bears
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(15)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Acute psychological stress promotes skin healing, so the next time you get a cut or scratch you may want to visit the politics tab
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(33)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
So it turns out the population center of the SEC isn't too far from Tuscaloosa. Which shouldn't be surprising when you consider how many bandwagon fans they they have
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(10)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
You might not know, but beneath the EPL lie another three divisions of soccer, packed with overweight players, crazy chairmen and nasty coaches - and the new season starts tonight
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(33)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-Lion's quarterback Scott Mitchell will be reprising his career on The Biggest Loser this season
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(20)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Architect who has never been outside North Korea designs futuristic buildings to accommodate tourists visiting their country. MY EYES
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(69)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The most shocking television and movie deaths of the past fifteen years. Well, maybe shocking if you didn't read some of the books
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(110)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ISIS acquires weapon of mass hydration
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(112)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Republicans design fundraising pamphlet so racist that local Democrats assume it's a hoax
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(177)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Playmobil Joy Division, complete with Ian Curtis's epileptic marching dance
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Insurance company gets $21,000 worth of terrible advertising and bad publicity
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(27)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Oh, you're a Jihadi with Isis? That's cool. I used to Jihad with them, too, back before they got so mainstream. I'm running with a more radical group now, you probably haven't heard of them
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(93)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Between Obama's time machine and Reagan's invisible bridge, American politics turns into Warehouse 13
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(27)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann finally slips her last sprocket and slides completely off the rails as she calls for confiscation of private land along the US border, and a tax rate of 100% on all money transfers or remittances to solve the immigration crisis
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(129)
 
(The Hollywood News)
 
 
 
Douglas Adams' Dirk Gently novels could soon be made into a TV series: "Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul is one of the best books ever and Adams was a visionary who forever changed the way science fiction and actual science is written and talked about"
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(65)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You may be a god, but you still can't swipe the Raisinets
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(39)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Man who claims to be totally non-ironic Kenny Loggins fan has $30K Kickstarter effort underway to get Kenny and his band to play all-acoustic concert in his 1BR condo. "We're almost in the 'danger zone' fundraising wise"
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(22)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson on Sunday drive crashes into '68 Ford Mustang in what police are calling the "most midlife crisis collision" ever
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(59)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"What I tried here was a visionary balance for the community. It wasn't all about trying to create any kind of military machine or mind-set..." says police chief who acquired two Humvees and two APCs for his staff of four full-time officers
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(137)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo water crisis day three jubilee: the mayor says, "fark it go ahead and drink the water, farmers are bad, and our system sucks. Oh, and by the way we're going to raise your rates"
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(64)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Jewish visitors arrested at Auschwitz for singing "the song of hope" that Jews in the camps sung to defy the Nazis. Is it 1943 again?
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(192)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo water crisis, day two bugaloo: still can't consume city water, but healthy adults can shower provided they have a healthy liver. Whew, that was a close one. LGT water distribution information
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(125)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ginny Weasley arrested for vandalizing a car with $3,000 worth of mascara damage. Somehow she could afford a little extra mascara for her tear stained cheeks. Surprising for a Weasley
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(102)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
European gardeners forced to buy collision insurance before they are allowed to use ride-on lawnmowers on their own property
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(38)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 8, it's Riding with Death, which features the elusive Robert Denby and a secret agent with a watch that makes him invisible. Mike, Servo, and Crow make this one of the funniest episodes. "I sure hope he remembers to pick up death"
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(24)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(The Noobist)
 
 
 
Heads up, everyone: Game of Thrones is ruining television
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(85)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton prepares for the Democratic primaries by not visiting Iowa for 2,401 days and not visiting New Hampshire for 2,397 days
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mysterious lake that suddenly appeared in a drought-stricken region of Tunisia last month is being hailed a miracle by locals. Tests now show the lake is radioactive
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(97)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
At the last minute, the GOP has pulled their own bill on the border crisis, as they didn't have the votes from their own party
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(99)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Computer program correctly predicts SCOTUS decisions 70% of the time, has more empathy than Scalia
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising almost no one, almost every fact the federal government relies upon to argue against legalizing marijuana is completely wrong. What the hell are they smoking?
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(223)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Last fall, Obama did nearly everything he could to be thrown into the briar patch of a government shutdown in order to denounce the Republicans for shutting down the government." Helpful analysis of the GOP's decision to sue the President
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(177)
 
(Small Wars Journal)
 
 
 
In a way, ISIS has solved Iraq's constitutional crisis
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(57)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Karl Rove: How dare the Democrats use the stupid crap we Republicans stirred up to appease our stupid base for their own fundraising
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(207)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Oil company applies for state approval for its plans to save one of its plants from the effects of rising sea levels and shoreline erosion. But Climate Change is a totally fake liberal-created conspiracy
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(103)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Stewart-Haas and Joe Gibbs Racing planes collide at North Carolina Airport. Eyewitnesses say they hadn't seen a NASCAR-related jet engine collision like that since Juan Pablo Montoya at Daytona
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(17)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Giving oral sex to your boyfriend in a parking lot at Walmart in Louisiana is obviously okay, as long as you don't leave your kids locked in a hot car while doing it
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(153)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nothing like 'White Pride' tattoos for eyebrows to show how good you are at life decisions
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(111)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The risks of circumcision: Loss of sensitivity, mutilation, herpes... wait, what?
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(234)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple plans to use Hobby Lobby decision to exempt women from anti-abortion laws. Hail Satan?
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(221)
 
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Remember the magical warlock who convinced kids to have sex with him by promising to bring their dead parents back to life? Well, he got his ass kicked in jail today
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(120)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
In a decision so outrageously wrong that even the ancient Romans said "AH, HELL NO" to in their time, Governor PerfectHair plans to give National Guard soldiers the powers to arrest people
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(334)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man wanted for passing four fake $100 dollar bills at 7-11. In other news, it's possible to spend $400 at 7-11 in one visit
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(51)
 
(Vile Reviews)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith's TUSK finally gets a trailer, and it's surprisingly awesome
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(43)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Freddy Adu, anointed savior of American soccer 10 years ago when he entered MLS at age 14, signs deal with first-division club in Europe. Oh sure, a Serbian SuperLiga club, but still, he looks pumped to be in Jagodina
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(29)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Senator Harry Reid almost never visits his home state....not that Nevada is complaining or anything
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(36)
 
(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Owner of youth shelter defends her decision to require parents to pay if they wanted their children back
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(31)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana nets 6 of 10 "Happiest U.S. Cities." Suck it, Libs
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(95)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Reports of ISIS ordering genital mutilation in Iraq have been greatly exaggerated. Maybe
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(38)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Crockpots revisited - What new recipes or tweaks have you tried out to make a good family meal without a lot of fuss? Are your classics too good to change? Make sure to share the wealth to the right
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(180)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Do you have Computer Vision Syndrome? Watch this video on your screen to find out
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(35)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sad news for Zonie Farkers - Wallace of "Wallace and Ladmo," the longest-running live children's show in television history, has gone to that big Ladmo Bag in the sky
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(45)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The blue and gold penis was visible from satellite imagery"
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(77)
 
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Surprisingly the record holder for the Guinness Book of World Records for the most teeth extracted from one person is not British
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(31)
 
(FoodBev)
 
 
 
It took a decision by a government tribunal to make it official, but now it is: pyramid-shaped tea bags are actually better than square or round ones
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(82)
 
(Daily Star (Lebanon))
 
 
 
Well, great... Now ISIS controls the spice in Iraq
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(68)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
After being declared the cause of a massive collision in the German Grand Prix, Felipe Massa apologizes. Just kidding, he says everyone drives too farking fast and back in his day morans knew when to STFU
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(22)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of "Impending Visit by the Secret Service," we consider a think tank analyst who informs a sympathetic audience that drawing and quartering President Obama would be "too good for him"
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(134)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iraqi Catholic leader says ISIS is "Worse than Genghis Khan," which if you know the history of that region is the local equivalent of saying he is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot formed into a Voltron of Evil
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(89)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(The Big Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Farker Mactheknife is raising funds to launch a new community radio station. News: his group's received FCC approval. Fark: and they've granted it the call sign "WKRP"
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(18)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
"A 44-year-old man visited a hospital with stomach pains and blood in his urine only to discover he is really a woman and menstruating." So how's your day going?
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(112)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
EPA moves to block a mine worth at most a few million dollars that would destroy a salmon industry worth $1.5 billion (plus kill all the fish). Not surprisingly, the Tea Party has a problem with this
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(272)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch, apparently the U.S. Supreme Court is not comprised of scientists, as is evident in these hilarious useless comments as they've handed down tech decisions over the years
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(92)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
As Colorado's Supreme Court prepares to rule on same-sex marriage, let's visit the first clerk to issue a marriage license to a gay couple...in 1975
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(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Meet Jadav Payeng, the man who has single-handedly planted a forest larger than NY's Central Park. It now has visiting elephants, tigers and rhinos. Subby questions his life completely
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(24)
 
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Having solved all the states other problems, Oregon decides to go after the makers of 5-Hour Energy because of their deceptive advertising
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(92)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Elaine Stritch, darling of Broadway and television, has died at age 89
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(35)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Someone finally invented a good reason to visit Philadelphia: Pop-up beer gardens
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(41)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Arena Football League stalwart franchise Orlando Predators forgot to renew OrlandoPredators.com. The obvious happened, and visitors now see Orlando predators
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(21)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It's about time a Senator from Alaska goes the Mexican border to get a firsthand look at the humanitarian crisis developing there
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(45)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Tokyo science museum unveils toilet exhibition, inviting visitors to muse over ideas for recycling our waste and modernizing sewage systems, and tell poop jokes to one another
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(9)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans respond to the Hobby Lobby decision by introducing a bill to decriminalize the purchase of birth control
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(186)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic faces something of a crisis in his career: by the time he can get an album out the old-fashioned way, a thousand amateurs have posted their own song parodies to YouTube
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(141)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Who do we blame for the immigration crisis? Ourselves, for making Central America a violent drug fueled post-apocalyptic setting
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(247)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Suck it, NYC - when it comes to exciting places to visit in New York, your ass gets whupped by...Ithaca?
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(16)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(AFP)
 
 
 
WHO says HIV infections are rising among gay men. I don't know. THIRD BASE. Though they probably shouldn't go that far with all these HIV infections popping up everywhere
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(174)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Is North Korea's trigger-happy, rocket-launching hand twitchy because China's top leader is visiting South Korea?
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Aphrodisiac apples, all four Jesuses recaptured, and Brazilians waxed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/6 - 7/12
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(5)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research from Institute of Least Surprising Findings Imaginable finds men are more likely to brag about their talents - and lie about their shortcomings - than women
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(30)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast's latest customer retention policy: one free Spanish Inquisition with every cancellation attempt by phone
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(247)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salvage crews to begin raising the Concordia this week. Admiral Tolwyn hopes to finish the operation before the Kilrathi can attack again
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(69)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Your etiquette guide to summer vacation-house sex. Biggest takeaway: if you are the noisiest, then you must make pancakes in the morning
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(56)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Here are 27 television actors you may not have known were gay. Subby was going to mock this list, but didn't know Horshack from Welcome Back, Kotter was gay. You win, list. You win
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(145)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Panda Express is now selling orange chicken burritos, finally bridging two cuisines that have no business meeting: terrible Chinese fast food and terrible Mexican fast food
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(128)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"A vast majority of child migrants are fleeing not poverty, but violence. As a result, what the United States is seeing on its borders now is not an immigration crisis. It is a refugee crisis"
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(115)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taliban: So, ISIS, we need to talk about this whole "Caliphate" thing. I mean sure we're down with placing the whole world under the rule of the Holy Prophet's word and all, it's just...well.. we really didn't see YOU guys being in charge
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(118)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman can't decide whether she should take her baby suffering from pink eye shopping with her in Publix on a hot day or just leave the baby in the car where its cries won't disturb her or the shoppers. Guess what decision won out
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(61)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Caption sad-face Rick Perry at Obama's Texas visit
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(94)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Soft drink maker fined .000002% of sales for advertising its product cures cancer, diabetes. They're really sorry but pretty sure you'll like their "Makes you invisible and immune to sharks" campaign
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(16)
 
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Before Disney Cruise Lines, there was the jaw-dropping "S.S. Disney," possibly the most incredible floating theme park humanity has ever envisioned
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(31)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Boston Red Sox DFA'd A.J. Pierzynski yesterday, and unsurprisingly today's their wonderful tradition of smearing the exiting employee through friendly media outlets
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS, who may not be real clear on the concept of "not biting off more than you can chew" have started offensive operations against the Kurds. You know - the guys who fought Turkey and Saddam simultaneously for 3 decades and won
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(88)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: You know, I think it was the great Daniel Lawrence Whitney who said it best with regards to our immigration crisis: "Git R Dun", you pantywaists
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(81)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Airplane crashes into American Paint & Body Collision Center in Titusville. Does anyone have Alanis Morissette on speed-dial?
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(39)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Dear FIFA, since Qatar will be part of our Islamic Caliphate in 2022 we suggest you select an alternative location for the 2022 World Cup, otherwise we'll blow you up with our SCUD missiles. Love, ISIS
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(49)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bloods deny that Chris Brown is a member of their organization, but they respect his decision to flash gang signs supporting their criminal enterprise
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(37)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man adds "identity theft" to the long list of bad decisions in his life, a list that includes having a Bentley tattoo on his forehead
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(44)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Germany's 7-1 destruction of Brazil with Jim Ross WWF wrestling commentary - so hilarious it's suprising David Luiz didn't use a steel chair
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(42)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Submitter's friend is a pancreatic cancer survivor. Now he's raising money to help fight this plague. Help if you can, drink a beer for him if you can't
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(5)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ray Nagin, former Mayor of New Orleans, enters the Louisiana Political Hall of Fame: Federal prison
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(81)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
World's tallest water slide to open in Kansas City, Kansas. Finally a reason to visit Kansas
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's herpy derpy Texas Repugnican saying the southern border crisis might become B-Rawk's "hurricane Katrina moment" and calling for him to visit the region is Henry Cuellar (D-Laredo)
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(35)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A man visiting his son at Cook County Jail was trapped inside a maximum security visiting area for 31 hours
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(63)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig is likely to become a billion dollar toy brand and is surprisingly not a recipe
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(120)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Today's "restaurant employee finds the word 'GOD' spelled out by seeds inside a sliced eggplant" story brought to you by Baton Rouge, Louisiana
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(126)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Deep fried soup. Surprisingly, not a midwest fair food
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Darwin visits South Dakota hot dog eating contest
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(46)
 
(AARP)
 
 
 
AARP lists 25 essential albums. Surprisingly awesome, surprisingly Pat Boone free, not surprisingly a slideshow
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland chosen to host Republican National Convention in 2016. And when they fail to win the White House that year, they'll host a prime-time television show to announce that they're taking their convention to Miami
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(89)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Why men lose their sex appeal at age 39, a phenomenon known as 'Invisible Man Syndrome'
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(86)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The shocking thing about the financial collapse is not that Wall Street excesses pushed us into the worst economy crisis since the Depression. It's that most of the aftermath happened while a Democrat was in the White House
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(43)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Costco pulls Dinesh D'Souza's book 'America' from shelves. Costco's CEO is a big Obama donor, and apparently the anti-progressive narrative struck a sore spot; the removal is the best advertising ever. Burn cream is near the pharmacy
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(230)
 
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Isis, the mobile wallet company, changes its name to avoid any terrorist confusion. They should sue ISIS to make it change its name
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(38)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Having to constantly tell people that whatever the current crisis du jour is isn't Obama's Katrina is Obama's Katrina
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(148)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Audi finds slapping a badge on a VW Jetta and raising the price over $10,000 is a bad business plan. Just kidding. Audi can't keep its rebadged Jetta in stock
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(113)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Al Arabiya)
 
 
 
ISIS now issuing passports for their new nation, threatens to deploy army against anyone who harms their citizens. Subby considers joining just for the privilege of deploying an army against all those who beat him up in high school
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(100)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese railway unveils next-generation Tokyo commuter train design, featuring LED lighting, more space for strollers and wheelchairs, and 100%-digital advertising on 20" LCD screens
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(27)
 
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Ian Curtis's girlfriend Annik Honoré, the inspiration behind Joy Division's classic "Love Will Tear Us Apart," has died at age 56
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(46)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Univision needs to stop exploiting women by having them talk about sports in skimpy outfits, have them appear on variety shows in nothing but bikinis, and treat them as people instead of objects." Because FEMINISM
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(446)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Here's Arizona's version of a hot television reporter trying to do a live shot in the middle of a hurricane
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(37)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
ISIS declares reconquista of Spain
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(149)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Think you've seen it all with this season's MLB replay reviews? Well, Toronto asked for a replay review to have its runner called out. Umps reach a decision after the lightning fast time of 11 minutes. FARK: Oakland protested the game
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(48)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision might have inadvertently pierced the "corporate veil" and made it easier for the owners of a corporation to be personally sued for the corporation's debts and other responsibilities
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(158)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Border crisis: "If fences don't work, why is there one around the White House?" Checkmate, Libs
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(340)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Starz to produce Neil Gaiman's American Gods series for television, since they require a show by a British writer and already made sure Torchwood would never see the light of day again
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(42)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Great, now we have to revisit the whole "religious liberty" thing since Hobby Lobby is getting us one step closer to violating the establishment clause
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(98)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why the Civil Rights Act couldn't pass today" Because half of Congress are a bunch of uncompromising, backward hicks?
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(38)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Decision by U.C. Davis botanists could put strawberry growers in a jam
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isis leader calls for judges, doctors, engineers and people with military and administrative expertise to come help him form an Islamic state. Because everyone knows that educated people just LOVE moving to a desert religious hell hole
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(120)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
As if poisoning children with Visine isn't frightening enough, this mugshot certainly is
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(65)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court decision will cause the repeal of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act
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(158)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Those "narrow" decisions the Robert's Court is famous for? Yeah, it's all a ruse to fark you over next year
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(53)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Most people think that yesterday's Hobby Lobby decision was a big win for social conservatives, but maybe they shouldn't start sucking each other just yet
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(241)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
NASA chief visiting California rocket factory today in theatrical bit about how the US is supposedly serious about sending people to space again
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(60)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Jealous of ISIS taking over Iraq and the Israelis bombing Gaza getting all of the headlines, Ukraine ends cease fire agreement with pro-Russian rebels
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(55)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Yet with this decision, the Court has made it clear that it's perfectly fine for those opposed to abortion to harass people, but not perfectly fine for those receiving legal medical care to do so without getting harassed"
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(465)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Good news: ISIL no longer exists as an organization. Bad news: Because it dropped the "IL" and anointed its leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi as Caliph of the Muslim world. This should end well
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(169)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frank Lloyd Wright's 1927 vision of a luxury gas station is equipped with two fireplaces, an observation deck, and.... wait, FIREPLACES in a GAS STATION? He might want to rethink that
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(48)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 8, it's Overdrawn at the Memory Bank, an awful PBS production starring Raul Julia. Mike, Servo, and Crow make turn this dreary mess into a laugh fest. "So this is public television. Suddenly I feel like beating up Fred Rogers"
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(11)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Over 60% of the restaurants featured on Kitchen Nightmares are now closed. Surprisingly Amy's Baking Company continues to roll in the dough
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(99)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democrats have best fundraising day of the year after Boehner announces his intention to sue President Obama
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(98)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michigan man has vision restored with a 'bionic eye,' immediately puts his home up for sale after realizing that he was still living in Michigan
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(19)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
"Following on from the likes of Surgeon Simulator and Goat Simulator comes Rock Simulator 2014. Promising to be a realistic rock-viewing experience, the single-player game will allow players to watch rocks from anywhere in the world"
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(63)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, there is no Food and Drink Museum in America. That greenish-black bowl of god-knows-what slowly evolving into sentient life at the back of your fridge begs to differ
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(49)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Yokohama ramen museum celebrates 20th year in business, paralleling noodle's rise from cheap fuel for students and bachelors to high-status gourmet cuisine for all tastes
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(20)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of incompetence to fail at running a gun store in TEXAS, about the same level it would take to blame Obama for the bank's decision to foreclose now that you've been in default on your loan for more than a year
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(192)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight habits of happy people. 'Avoiding Fark's Politics Tab like the plague' surprisingly absent
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(3)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook looks to block sale of ISIS merchandise. Cherlene's country album still available through MySpace
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(47)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TSA stormtrooper thugs arrest innocent birther patriot Joseph Farah for exercising God-given Second Amendment right to bring a loaded pistol through airport security. THANKS, OBAMA
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(133)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Louisiana needs a Florida tag
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(41)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why the US can't just deploy special forces soldiers to Iraq to solve the country's problems on the cheap: "What are they going to do? Host a dinner party? It's 300 guys to stop ISIS from taking over Baghdad"
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(115)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
ISIS forgets the seven habits of highly effective terrorist groups
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(61)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Nineteen moments established television characters met their Bizarro world dopplegangers
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Republican running for U.S. Senate seat, considered a rising star in the party, picks up the endorsement of Sen. Ted Cruz. So, everything is good and ... wait, this just in, apparently he's just a wee bit too tan for the Tea Party types
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(121)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News host complains that "it's just not fair" to hold Fox News accountable for misinformation, half-assed conspiracy theories and biased commentary made on-air by the network's hosts and contributors. LEAVE FOX NEWS ALONE
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(274)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Basketball player who overcame the loss of vision in one eye to star at Baylor is diagnosed with career-ending disease just days before he was projected to be an early 2nd round pick in the NBA draft
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal says a "rebellion is brewing in the U.S. with people ready for a hostile takeover of Washington D.C. and the Obama administration." So now the Republicans are making terrorist threats against America
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(425)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US Park Service decides to start removing trash cans from national parks so that visitors will "take their trash with them" when they leave instead of throwing it away. Your cunning plan, I do not think you thought it all the way through
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(104)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate decides to ruin everyone's summer by making people feel bad about visiting the zoo. "It's terrible for animals; it's a prison for them and causes sociological problems for them"
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(107)
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
If you've never wanted to move to Australia, they're enticing visitors with up to $10,000 per person to not stay
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(66)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Network World)
 
 
 
NASA bolsters Pluto-bound spacecraft for 2015 visit
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
One million Iraqis have fled from ISIS. Number expected to rise once civilians are counted
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not aware of what fate befalls royalty on the show, Queen Elizabeth II will visit the Game of Thrones set
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After visiting Colorado, British reporter predicts there would be suicides, killings, and toddlers in the hospital if England legalized marijuana
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thad Cochran gets an indecisive drama queen with a history of substance abuse and sending dick pics to make ads for him. I don't think he thought his cunning plan all the way through
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fitness critique of ISIS terrorist workout video. "Lots of good training basics but too much dust and guns in workout area"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
GOP outreach to women continues at breakneck speed, as Bob Jones University tells rape victims that their sinful nature brings on unsolicited penising
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why Californians Will Soon Be Drinking Their Own Pee." Surprisingly, "because most of the good microbreweries have already moved east" is not the answer
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Does internet advertising work at all? We don't know, but people will give you $5 a month anyways
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