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459 headlines found matching 'ISI'
Sat April 30, 2016
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I want to visit Brazil some day so I can see how Amazon.com gets us our packages so quickly and cheaply
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What Canada considers worthy of a constitutional crisis: 14 cases of beer
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 33 years, 1983 NCAA Champions NC State to finally visit the White House. Duke sucks
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ISIS footage reveals fighters as frightened, disorganised rabble
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Paul Ryan's position on health insurance for people with pre-existing conditions depends on how your mammogram looks. For example, here are two invisible boobs on either side of a visible boob
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rutger Hauer talks about editing and revising film dialogue down to the bare essentials. "That night I didn't sleep, so I got up and I wrote. The only line I came up with was, 'All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.'"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Pettine talks about regrets as Browns coach. Surprisingly, "agreeing to coach the Browns" isn't one of them
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
If you really want a mental health evaluation, there are better ways to get one than by ramming your car repeatedly into another car on the highway and screaming "ISIS" over and over. Just saying
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A look back at the biggest hit of the 1991 television season, ABC's TGIF smash "Dinosaurs," which arguably had the most depressing television ending in history
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(CNN)
 
 
 
ISIS suffering financially. Apparently, the life of a Islamic terrorist isn't as glamorous as it seems
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
CO2 is making Earth greener. Too bad about the rising seas
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Laugh Button)
 
 
 
How does Bill Murray play it when he visits George Clooney in Italy? He plays it exactly how you'd expect him to
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
ISIS sympathizer decides he'll help recruit more people to the cause with naked selfies. His plan, much like his junk, came up a little short
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Mon April 25, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
U.S. drops "cyberbombs" on ISIS for the first time. Soon to be followed by swagbombs, and maybe even the bass
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Roper beats 1Q profit estimates, delays raising the rent on Jack, Chrissy and Janet
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tunisian Company develops a blade-less wind Turbine based on the design of ancient Carthaginian ships that surpasses the Betz Limit of 59% efficiency that windmills are limited to. When reached for comment, the CEO of Exxon said "Cathago delanda est"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canada to attack ISIS with Nickelback, cake controversy gets a re-torte, and scientists discover something not-so-secret about Freddie Mercury: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/17 - 4/23
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Sun April 24, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Scotland's Muslim population is integrating better, and less attracted to ISIS, than in other European countries, thanks to local political culture embracing similar ideals about men in skirts killing each other over matters of clan
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Dumb Boat learned land was as dangerous as sea. Victor steers Junkie Depp, Sea Coral, and the rest to a plane crash. Is it Flight 462? Will they still make idiot decisions? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Today Is Tax Freedom Day for most of the country. It was earlier in Mississippi, Tennessee and Louisiana ... but will be later in Connecticut, New Jersey and New York
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Member of the anti-ISIS keyboard brigade ends up detained for 14 months by the FBI
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Fri April 22, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses American, Delta and United of conspiracy concerning pricing. Airlines deny allegations, say they just keep raising the prices because they know they can
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nigerian soccer might be in crisis, but appointing a dead referee probably isn't the best solution
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(UPI)
 
 
 
HBO renews two of the best shows on television. Also renews "Game Of Thrones"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Prince's ten best television appearances
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
So, ISIS is kidnapping gazelles now
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Thu April 21, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Chabon, Brian K. Vaughan, Akiva Goldsman, and Nicole Perlman will develop an on-screen connected Hasbro universe featuring G.I. Joe, Micronauts, Visionaries, M.A.S.K. and ROM
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
"Journalism has an editing crisis." EVERYBOYD PANC
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
U.S. attacks ISIS with B52's. Canada to send Bieber, Nickleback
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
RedNationRising staff: Let's take history out of context, swap Harriet Tubman for Mary Fields, and turn it into a meme. No one will ever notice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Franco says he doesn't regret his disastrous attempt at hosting the Oscars. Which isn't surprising since he still hasn't apologized for making "The Interview"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Newly released documents show the things that Bin Laden was afraid of. Surprisingly, a midnight helicopter raid by Seal Team 6 was not among them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules 6-2 to grant $2b in damages from seized Iranian funds to victims of 1983 Marine barracks bombing in Beirut. Decision upholds Obama's executive order. Republicans watching FOX to know how to feel
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Michigan attorney general announces that after much investigation and searching in the wake of the lead-tainted water crisis, they've identified the three patsies who will be taking Rick Snyder's fall
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How does Bernie Sanders raise all that money? Mostly by promising gullible Millennials he'll seed his political revolution with blackjack and hookers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This crisis is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Muslim family has gone from dodging ISIS border patrols and Russian bombs while fleeing for their lives in the war zone in Syria, to getting a ride on "Pope Force one" to their new home in the Vatican where they had dinner with Francis
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(Fars News Agency)
 
 
 
ISIS finds a way to turn its injured fighters into hard cash by selling whatever organs they have left on the open market
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Here's how to use Snapchat's Faceswap feature to liven up any visit to any boring art museum
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
We need to go ahead and make Earth invisible to aliens, just to be on the safe side
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Mon April 18, 2016
(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Jimmy's decision about Chuck may bring the rise of Saul Goodman, Mike is on the verge of breaking bad, and a familiar nemesis not named Negan may finally show up. Season 2 Finale of "Better Call Saul", AMC, 10 PM ET
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Amid the ongoing water crisis in Flint, Michigan Governor Rick Snyder threatens suicide on national television
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry is a game time decision for the Warriors Game 2 match up with the Rockets. Finally, a problem may be solved for Houston
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
I'm not saying that it's raining hard right now in Houston, but several local ark-builders were seen visiting the Houston zoo today
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
An "informal rodeo" ends in a brawl involving 400 people, whips, and spurs. Surprisingly, everyone kept their clothes on
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs guy who spurred the financial crisis by packaging garbage mortgages for sale has a brand new booming business: selling garbage homes at outrageous interest rates to people who can't get a traditional loan thanks to the financial crisis
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
How 'Settled Science' helped create a massive public health crisis
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(Chron)
 
 
 
GOP districts in Texas call for a vote for secession. Most Americans approve the idea as long as it becomes a package deal and they take Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama with them
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman to finally adapt Good Omens as a television series after being given a letter written by Sir Terry Pratchett to be delivered upon Pratchett's demise
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Women who have labor induced are being told, derisively, that they are selfish nine-to-five mothers"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like someone over at CNN has been visiting the Fark Politics tab
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apple profits up on news they're have a surprisingly lucrative gold mining subsidiary now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Venezuela hopes to avert a massive energy crisis by setting their clocks forward half an hour
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Fri April 15, 2016
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Apparently back to back third place finishes in college football's ACC Atlantic division is worth 4.35 million dollars a year
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Tesla Model X windshield causes double vision, playing head games with drivers and making them hot blooded
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marines send a squadron of EA-6B Prowlers to interrupt ISIS communications and frustrate users. Operation T-Mobile has begun
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, I'm having a life crisis. DIT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP insiders to Trump: Quit whining. 'I've never been a part of a campaign where delegate acquisition is the last thing you think of'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Brooke Mueller fight over the amount of child support he owes her. The only question is - what court decided it was a good idea for either one of those two to have anything to do with raising any children?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John McCain, who has done more to embolden Tea Partiers than Samuel Adams, bemoans the deep divisions within the GOP
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
More people have gotten arrested over failure to return "Freddy Got Fingered" than have been arrested for the financial crisis
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
"My husband said, 'look, we've got a visitor' and there he was walking into the house through the garage"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Legendary 24/7 coffee shop Biff's in Oakland to be torn down, replaced by seven-story "hipster hive" of 255 units. Biff is surprisingly conciliatory
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Today's installment of "oh, THAT media bias": a) Corruption bust b) No party affiliation mentioned c) Must be a Democrat. Tomorrow's version will replace "corruption" with "rest area cruising" and "Democrat" with "Republican"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That moment when you learn you're on the ISIS kill list
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Maisie Williams confirms fan favorite is most definitely dead. No not him, no not her, no not them either. Try again
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Ninth-grade girls hire male stripper to perform at their school's synchronized swimming club's annual banquet. Surprisingly, someone has a problem with that
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Louisiana governor signs order to protect LGBT rights... that has to be a typo
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(Redline)
 
 
 
"...I see no "revolution" coming in the poll results. Bernie's support comes from educated white males, young white women, Ta-Nehisi Coates, and the Screen Actors Guild. That's not a political revolution, that's the check out line at Whole Foods"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan may have refused to run for president yesterday, but that apparently isn't stopping wealthy GOP donors from trying to drown him in a flood of cash, as he reported raising over $17 million in campaign funds in the first quarter of 2016 alone
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Michigan authorities kill black burglary suspect for exercising his right to bear arms
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Report identifies 22 German citizens who are in Syria actively fighting for ISIS, which wouldn't be so bad if it weren't the report of an investigation of active-duty members of the German military
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Chinese courts hear first same-sex marriage case, refuse marriage license. Don't they realize NCAA may reconsider hosting Division I basketball tournament games there?
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jimmy Butler, who once admitted to removing the rear view mirror on his car because he "never looks back," has been making divisive decisions in the locker room this year
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"We need to fight ISIS with comedy; when you laugh at them when they are goose-stepping down the street, you take away their power" says noted human rights activist Bono on his solution to combat terrorism
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan shows off her rock. Surprisingly not a crack rock
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And the least surprising headline after the previous few days' worth of stories: Josh Gordon's reinstatement delayed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Afghan citizens, upset at US interference with their government, criticize US during Kerry's visit for not interfering with their government
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, on the list of "most challenged books" in schools nationwide is a book that is full of scenes of incest, murder, adultery genocide, and graphic depictions of bestiality
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Mon April 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
BB-8 visits NASA's Jet Propulsion Lab and the results are suitably adorable
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
With the main series ending on a cliffhanger, fans will have to watch the idiot decision making of Travis and Madison. This season is all about boat maintenance and zombies. Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
With the table set for the playoffs, there are just two games left in the regular seasonand both can change the seating plan. Flyers visit the Islanders @7:00ET & the Ducks are in DC @7:30ET. Drunken bracket filling out begins about 10:00
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Because the Eurovision song contest couldn't get any more weird, lets make it more weird by singing on stage naked... naked with wolves. (w/video, possibly Not safe for work)
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: Photographer visits spooky rotting abandoned Alabama ghost town. Fark: Town was built 13 years ago for Tim Burton and Johnny Depp's movie Big Fish
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: First adult decision
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Invisible shiat sandwich
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Professional soccer has its own CTE crisis as hundreds of players suffering irreversible brain damage from heading the ball, back when the ball weighed 35 pounds
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Sat April 09, 2016
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Air Force wants a bomber so stealthy, even its price tag will be invisible
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(CNN)
 
 
 
B-52's join the fight against ISIS, bringing a New Wave in the allied offense
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Fri April 08, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Netflix is raising the price on 17 million subscribers and they'll probably still pay for it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
RELAX everyone, the 'Great British Biscuit Crisis' is over
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Could this $4 Canadian hack help solve the Zika crisis? Answer: No, probably not
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Brave Iraqi Army, bravely ran away / When ISIS reared its ugly head, they bravely turned their tails and fled / Brave Iraqis turned about, and gallantly they chickened out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese architect designs invisible train, claims nobody will see that coming
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Morgan Stanley analyst upset about 'The Big Short' making it harder to separate Americans from their hard-earned money through risky loans. "I mean in that movie, the way how they depicted the mortgage crisis, they made it look like it was a bad thing"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maker of Japanese popsicles in flavors like, grapefruit, spaghetti, and corn stew airs a national ad apologizing for raising the prices of their product by about $0.10 when they SHOULD be apologizing for those flavors, seriously, corn stew? WTF?
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA soccer continues with the Europa League. Villarreal takes on surprising Sparta and Braga hosts Shakhtar Donetsk. The big match, Liverpool facing Dortmund as Juergen Klopp faces his old team. It all starts today at 3:00 PM EDT
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"Barefoot burglar sneaks in through doggy door" is surprisingly not a euphemism
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"According to Companies House there are 354 companies in the UK with an ISIS moniker but many have now changed their name - the most understandable one being a company called ISIS Recruitment, which now no longer exists"
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know how to keep it classy if you show up at an anti-circumcision rally wearing white clothing with a fake red blood stain around the crotch
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Toilet training is never easy - especially when it ends in a visit from paramedics
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Uber driver wakes up from a nap to find his fare has gotten them into a high-speed police chase. Lot of bad decision-making going on here
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Vietnam's bikini airline proves unsurprisingly profitable (w/ pics)
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(Today)
 
 
 
Actress Kerry Washington shocked to discover that a magazine for the advertising industry photoshopped her image to the point she didn't recognize herself
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in 50 men are raising a bastard and don't even know it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ISIS media department now has a publishing arm, and among the more notable titles on its spring list are "How to Handle Your Slaves" and "How Women Should Behave and Dress"
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson claims he is advising Donald Trump on SCOTUS nominations, says he is torn between Judge Judy and Judge Fudge
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Lesbos to be visited by Pope Francis in what has to be the worst blind-dating matchup of all time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Death toll is 71 and rising in Pakistan due to Dihydrogen Monoxide outbreak
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Katie Cassidy's Black Canary is jumping shows, and Earths, to visit the Flash as Black Siren
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "The Last Day on Earth," the season six finale of The Walking Dead, which left fans longing for the idiotic decision-making seen on Fear the Walking Dead [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Cops finger culprits of G-Spot shooting after long search, quick dick pic nicks chick, and the surprising comeback of exorcism is turning heads: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/27 - 4/2
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Defense secretary Robert Gates: President Obama "double-crossed" me on budget cuts to the Pentagon after promising me there wouldn't be any "significant changes"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally, our first look at Bruce Timm's adaptation of The Killing Joke, which will feature Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy reprising the definitive versions of The Joker and Batman
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Sun April 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders channels his inner Donald Trump, defends his decision not to release his last eight years' worth of tax returns
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
What happens when you rank last in something and you make it even worse? Welcome to Louisiana's sales tax system
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Sat April 02, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway advertising campaign uses Hitler, Gaddafi and Kim Jong-il teddy bears to scare parents... about dust. Because what's controversial about associating the world's worst human scum with cute teddy bears
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British police catch serial shoplifter by using the novel technique of ... recognising him
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(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
The surprising comeback of exorcism is turning heads
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Turns out that a million-dollar 25-year-old Ferrari F40 drives surprisingly well on snow. If you're Takeshi Kimura (awesome vid)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Queen of England is not amused by talk of Brexit from likes of The Daily Mail and The Sun, may provoke constitutional crisis by bypassing PM Cameron, asking Prince Philip to publicly campaign for keeping Britain in EU
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(Mountain Eagle)
 
 
 
Three people injured in head-on collision on Curry highway, naan killed
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Thu March 31, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner shocked to find out that her presidential candidate Ted Cruz (R) opposes equality for transgender people: "I just think he's totally misinformed"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Some Harvard dude: ISIS may have nukes
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
YUUUGE truck advertising Trump gets stuck on bridge. Supporters immediately start punching and pepper spraying bridge
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Columbia Missourian)
 
 
 
"Trust me. I'm qualified to discuss reproductive health because I was once an embryo myself. Also, with my single history prerequisite, I can say that abortion and slavery are like 99.2% the same thing"
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Remember all the Fark derision aimed at the Change.org petition looking to allow guns at the GOP convention in Cleveland? Turns out it was started by a George Soros backed Hillary$ supporter
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You know who else really hates ethnic diversity on American television? International audiences
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett increases his stake in Wells Fargo to 10%, after increased interest in their mortgage departments, banking divisions, stagecoach deliveries
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Trump/Cruz Louisiana delegate fight is a harbinger of things to come
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Tue March 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
When the battlefield meets social media: Iraq soldiers are now letting people vote on Instagram if ISIS fighters they capture should be executed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
11 things Germany does better than anybody else. Trying to take over Europe surprisingly absent
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Recipe to becoming an ISIS supporter: start with a little lonely Midwesterner, sprinkle in some anti-vaxxer conspiracy theories, and add 97 twitter accounts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Luckily for archaeologists ISIS isn't as good at destroying ruins as it is at making them
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(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
ISIS now has merch
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out ISIL are pretentious trend-chasing farkwads in addition to international terrorists, with manuals like "How to Make Artisanal Bombs in the Name of Allah"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Voter ID Law is more of a crisis and it's a bigger problem them Arizona's, and it's the worst thing to happen to Wisconsin since the Packers hired Aaron Rodgers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Within minutes of the shooting at the Capitol Visitor's Center, Fox News was already calling for increased police patrols of Muslim neighborhoods across the country. Then they learned the shooter was a Christian terrorist
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors allege a defender of an ISIS suspect is preaching jihad. Meanwhile the defender, an imam, admits to going to Mogadishu in 2013 to issue a fatwa...against violent extremism
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man shot by police at Capitol Visitors Center is ID'd as prophet of God. Awkward
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The much-anticipated CBS/CW crossover is here -- no, not "My Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" meets "Two Broke Girls". Barry Allen visits National City and ends up helping Kara Zor-El with some annoying ex-coworkers on tonight's "Supergirl", CBS, 8 PM ET
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Capitol and White House on lockdown after reports of guns saving lives in Capitol Visitor Center
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro thanks Obama via letter for his great visit... a great visit to poop on
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man kidnapped and robbed while visiting *exotic dancer (* Tulsa)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Cruz denies Cuban Mistress Crisis, shaking the butthole paradigm, and LeBron James striving to win the 2011 NBA title: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/20 - 3/26
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When apprehended for bank robbery, telling the police that you are a member of ISIS and left a bomb in the bank isn't going to help your case
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
California further devolves into a Hellscape by raising the minimum wage to $15 per hour
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Five things you never knew about chickens, including the chances of a chicken uprising
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro defends his decision to show a "documentary" about the nonexistent link between the MMR vaccine and autism
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ISIS hates the word Daesh so much it's cutting out the tongues of anyone using it. Daesh. The word they hate is Daesh. Daesh. D-A-E-S-H, don't call them Daesh
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cruz denies Cuban Mistress Crisis
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
ISIS bravely ran away away, they bravely ran away. When Obama reared his ugly head, they quickly turned tail and fled, Brave brave ISIS quickly ran away
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
ISIS no. 2 reportedly killed. This is not a repeat of when we used to do the same shiat to Al Qaeda
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Palo Alto considers subsidizing housing for people making up to $250,000 a year. Which isn't surprising in a place where even the local soup kitchens require a jacket and tie, reservations and happily validate parking
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything" - Ted Cruz just snatched Louisiana's delegate slate away from Trump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Has ISIS started using bacon bombs, and might this mean that our bacon-based offensives are no longer effective against them?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
ISIS members threaten to behead people who criticize their leader and "gas Jews" who talk about him. And by ISIS members I mean "Trump Supporters"
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Tunnel Vision, an examination of the future television habits of America was "the funniest film of 1985″ when it came out in 1976. (Not safe for work)
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Steve Spurrier visits Florida Gators spring football practice. Fark: He brings Gene Hackman along
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Good Friday, the day that ISIS traditionally crucifies a kidnapped priest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After President Obama's visit, Cubans are beginning to understand what most Americans have known for the past 7 years
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Co-founder of a Gay Republican group gave Donald Trump a chance to talk at CPAC years ago, and now regrets the decision because he is taking the blame for Trump's presidential run
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
When questioned on his policy toward ISIS, President Obama said he had more important things to worry about
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says Hillary Clinton could be considered a founding member of ISIS
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS mocks Europe after Belgium attacks: "What color is the Eiffel Tower going to be this time?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's getting harder for companies to go about Union busting, presumably because, like gutting a Bald Eagle on national television, it's a little tough to do with endangered species and *not* have people notice
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In 1969 Hillary Clinton moved to Alaska to work the salmon 'slime line.' Bill Clinton visibly aroused
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
What does Burt Reynolds regret? Surprisingly, posing nude on a bearskin rug. Funny, I'd have sworn he would have said "Stroker Ace"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HR types ask when it's OK not to give someone a job because they have visible tattoos
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible terror attack at Brussels Airport and subway station, two explosions so far, smoke rising from the terminal building. At least 28 dead, many wounded
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Toshiba forced to sell off consumer electronics unit and medical division in order to help cover slight $1.9 billion accounting scandal
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two brothers visit a couple in the hospital after accidentally receiving a birth announcement text... and they bring gifts
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
While on his visit to Cuba, Troller in Chief President Obama poses for a photo in front of Che Guevara mural. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Mathematically-eliminated Presidential candidate who looks surprisingly like Garry Shandling insists he's still viable, says everyone needs to "take a chill pill", Hail Hydra
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
As bad as the water crisis in Flint is, at least it's a completely unprecedented problem that's occurring nowhere else. I mean if, say 350 schools and day cares nationwide had elevated lead levels in their water, we'd have heard something, right?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Slurpee turned 50 last weekend, so let's see what kind of containers enterprising customers used on "bring your own cup day"... OH LAWD
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're in your work truck with your cell number on the side, and you unexpectedly drive by an anti-Trump protest that's being broadcast on cable television and you get threatening calls from people who think you're anti-Trump?
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
By USMC invitation, Imperial Japanese Navy veteran, 90, visits Iwo Jima for first time since 1945 to remember doomed soldiers his ship used to resupply with food and ammo
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nepal honors royal visit by presenting Prince Harry with five of its finest virgins. Prince Philip heard joking that it was a shame Harry doesn't have five penises, or his trousers would fit him like a glove
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(Grand Junction Daily Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sovereign Citizen tells judge "I own the land" and can't be arrested. Land is slow raising bail for its owner
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How much would it cost to colonize the moon? Surprisingly, the figure is not out of this world
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Watching Michigan Gov. Rick Snyder testify before Congress about the Flint water crisis was, for all the world, like watching everyone trying to explain what happened to New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina"
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Sat March 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada's most dangerous woman has once again been released from prison, and now she's coming for YOUR grandpa because he's lonely since you don't visit
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sixteen television characters who were replaced mid-series
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
McDonald's hikes wages, and surprisingly the sky has not fallen. Instead, employee turnover is down and customer service is better
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Ryan Dildonian shows those weeks in jail have had no effect on his finely developed decision-making ability
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How a journalist got FARC to greenlight a visit to one of their camps
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders on wife's visit to Sheriff Joe's jail: "He had no right to turn this into a photo op." Sheriff Joe: "She agreed to talk to me, and we had some fun"
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Man posts photo online showing two children duct taped at their hands and mouth with caption, "Kids for sale, 45% because they bad" and then claims it's just a joke. Unsurprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A genetic mutation gives some women a superhuman rainbow vision. Still not as sensitive as your wife's bionic sense of smell that kicks in every time you enjoy a cigar with your buddies
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scottish cuisine hits another one out of the park just in time for Easter: "The Cadbury's Creme Egg comes wrapped in pork sausage meat which is then mixed with herbs and spices followed by the obligatory breadcrumbs"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dude, you joined ISIS for a chick?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Step inside the factory that pumps out 100 million people a year. Surprisingly, it's not a Beijing maternity ward
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Federal judge quotes famous stripper in decision about whether exotic club dancers are employees or independent contractors. Damages will be paid in one dollar bills
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Thu March 17, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Come visit Philly, home of Independence Hall, the Liberty Bell, and our executive who steals about $200,000
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The very first Honda built for America is, unsurprisingly, in better shape than your 2011 Chevy Malibu
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kerry describes ISIS killings as "genocide", which all right-thinking nations will honor as a clarion call to immediate action in the form of a 15% increase in the amount of clarion calls to immediate action
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Lytro Gen 1 Camera. Records light waves so you can revisit the scene and change the perspective later. Farktography folks, other Farker photographers and cameraphiles, this... is kind of cool, right? (Sponsored Link)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly Claims Univision And Jorge Ramos Can't Cover Trump Fairly... That's the joke
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Visitors to NYTimes, the BBC, MSN, AOL, NFL, and pretty much anywhere else on the web today, please remember to support your malware providers by turning off your ad blockers
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New survey of people's dream job finds photographer and musician are most popular. Fark admin surprisingly not included
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The danger of bringing a random Donald Trump supporter onto your television program is that you won't know until it's too late that he's a crazed birther who will rant about the eligibility of Cruz, Rubio, and Obama
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Tue March 15, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Newly-leaked documents reveal just how much Judge Judy makes per year - and of course someone now wants a piece of it. Court decision pending
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
ISIS military commander who was killed, then wasn't dead yet, is definitely dead now. Maybe
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
God has apparently decided that he and Louisiana are cool now, but he's still pissed at Mississippi
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
With a moldy, urine-soaked Cheeto possibly rising to the highest office in the US, China asks, "So, how's that whole 'democracy' thing working out?"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Intelligence advisers "secret" visit to antipodes announced by Prime Minister, who apparently does not know the relevance of the word secret. Or intelligence
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Pornography declared "public health crisis," and furthermore an "infectious, fatal epidemic." Well, last night subby nearly stroked out so who knows?
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Sun March 13, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Are you one of thousands complaining about expensive housing prices? It turns out buying a house may not be the best decision
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
After looking at an edited YouTube video posted on his Twitter page, Donald Trump's 'internet people' are pretty convinced the guy who rushed the stage on Saturday is possibly connected to ISIS
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Sat March 12, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ISIS is forcing birth control on its captives to maintain their supply of sex slaves
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
While praising Nancy Reagan, Hillary shows serious signs of Alzheimer's
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
The Pentagon's new secret weapon against ISIS are two 50-year-old planes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guantanamo, where people were illegally detained, tortured and stripped of all human dignity. Cruz/Rubio:"Why not keep it for (alleged) ISIS fighters?"
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Thu March 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Former airman found guilty of trying to go Pugh Pugh for ISIS
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Koch Bros. produce video praising Bernie, causing the politics tab to explode in a haze of pot smoke and vaporized 1982 Château Latour
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas Open Carry advocates will be at SXSW during Obama's visit, parading around with their assault weapons, and their leader promises that "Things will get interesting" which means in non gun-nut speak "Enjoy your Secret Service cavity search"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
ISIS personnel files leaked. DAMMIT PAM
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Booze, check. Boom Box, check. Stretch pants, check. Your non-stop, drunken, mid-air brawl of a flight has just reached cruising altitude (w/ video)
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(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
Four-legged chicken born on Chinese farm, raising immediate ethical question, "Can we eat it?"
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Wed March 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Hillary attempt to soothe the Bern after last night's surprise loss? Will Sanders come out fingers swinging? This is your Official Democratic Debate thread, direct from FARK's favorite state. 9PM ET on CNN and Unvision
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(Shields Gazette)
 
 
 
Britain's national cookie shortage crisis is finally at an end, thanks to two planeloads of cookies
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen discusses his decision to abandon his passion project, the Freddie Mercury biopic
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
World's first water bar is set to open its doors in Minneapolis, bringing local tap waters to visitors in both leaded and unleaded varieties
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Taiwanese Animators have released a surprisingly informative video explaining the US Presidential nominating process
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali's Parkinson's disease so bad that he is confined to a chair where he watches his old fights on TV all day; could still beat anyone in the current heavyweight division
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton pledges to never let Donald Trump become President. Whoa, back up a step there. That's an important decision that affects all Americans. Maybe we all should like vote on that or something
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mayor of Central Florida city planning to visit Cuba and then return home on a makeshift raft because Florida
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Soccer player arrested and charged for assaulting a referee. Surprisingly, not Hope Solo
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The psychologists who did the meta-analyses about the theory of ego depletion obviously haven't been visiting the Politics tab lately
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Mon March 07, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Wild otter visits California aquarium to give birth. D'awwwww
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Researchers claim they've found Confederate shipwreck. Surprisingly, the article is not about the Republican CPAC at all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Rick Snyder deflects criticism of his handling of the Flint water crisis, instead blaming a massive error of bureaucracy. He vows to find out who heads up the state's bureaucracy and fire that guy
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
City Planning Commission to soon debate how many strip clubs is too many in New Orleans, will consider the imposition of a "soft moratorium" on new clubs. Hard moratorium to come later after commision members have visited all the clubs
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Now's the time of the collision vhen ve dance
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
This Alabama Supreme Court decision on gay adoptions was so bad the U.S. Supreme Court reversed it without even hearing the case
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Scientists devise the "perfect road trip" - a big loop through all 48 continental states, visiting 50 different landmarks. It doesn't really matter where you live, so just hop on the path in whatever state you live in
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New report says the Flint, Michigan water crisis could cost the U.S. $300 billion, or we could just buy the entire state of Michigan for $300,000 and call it a done deal
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Americans make 11 million visits to the doctor every year because of obesity. Which would be unnecessary if it weren't for the 500 million trips every year to McDonald's
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Sun March 06, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump takes Kentucky and Louisiana, Sanders gets Kansas and Nebraska, Rubio gets NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR
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Sat March 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cruz, Rubio, Trump, and that other guy facing three caucuses in Kansas, Kentucky and Maine while Louisiana holds a primary. Clinton and Sanders have the Louisiana primary and the Kansas Caucus. It's your Super Saturday Discussion Thread
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Who hasn't broken into a Sikh Temple, decided it was an ISIS lair, stripped naked, and torn it apart with a sword? "Intoxication/impairment are possible factors"
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Snopes)
 
 
 
After Trump went there, Snopes revisits old saw about hand size
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
ISIS officially endorses Donald Trump for president
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nearly one-third of the American families on food stamps still need to visit food pantries each month to properly garnish their steak and lobster
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GOP last night "committed suicide on national television"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Forget ISIS, border walls, the stagnant job market and the decline of civil discourse. THIS is the most important crisis on Earth
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Guy claims that being a wrestler gave him herpes. Surprisingly, this story doesn't involve Chyna, Sunny, or Missy Hyatt
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Canada's new Prime Minister Justin Trudeau admittedly doesn't read newspapers or watch the news on television but he thinks Americans need to pay more attention to the world
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
20,000 ISIS uniforms intercepted before delivery. Terrorists have uniforms?
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gov Snyder: Well, the good thing about the Flint water crisis is that it allowed us to create 81 new jobs distributing bottled water. No, really. That's a thing he said
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How much does it cost to run for President? Surprisingly, not much. To win? That's another story
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
We present to you today's dose of video game graphics porn: Tom Clancy's The Division in 60 FPS (sfw)
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Russian church gets away with a $11,500 debt by promising to pray for the good health of the creditors. Amen
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Wed March 02, 2016
(RedState)
 
 
 
RedState wants Conservatives to disinvite the GOP's presidential front-runner from this weekend's CPAC
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Despite all the cliams that Donald Trump is "dividing the Republican party" an analysis of the Super Tuesday voting results show that the party is actually remarkably united--just behind an incredibly divisive candidate
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ice cream-stuffed doughnut cones are surprisingly NOT an American invention
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Tue March 01, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff's captain on mission from god which includes hunting "animals" and "heathens" but doesn't include following police rules or being a sheriff's captain any more
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can now visit the multiverse. It's in Scotland (pics)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett to offer a new March Madness challenge, this time promising $1 million a year for life
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado Republican voters will have no say in the caucus tomorrow - the state GOP has eliminated the Presidential Poll and the decision goes straight to the Delegates. Demokracy
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Attn: We have found the perfect job for Farkers. It involves nothing more than watching television and making notes (and recordings) of all sexual and inappropriate activities. Apply now to the Parents Television Council
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: a double week of EPL matches, including the Bournemouth gynecologists at the Watford Long John Silver impersonators. The penguin atop your television set explodes at 7:45 am EST. Nobody wants an argument
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Sat February 27, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Boy not allowed to return to the school he has attended since kindergarten because of the color of his skin. Not surprisingly, someone has a problem with this
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
"Fear mongering works, in other words, not because we're especially gullible or misinformed, but because stress is especially contagious"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
If you're leaning on the 'intelligence' of the American people to make good decisions, consider that some of them actually believe- and are willing to attempt to prove- that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton once had a cat named Isis? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE ANSWERS
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Glasgow fathers facing a crisis: Do they cover up their obscene tattoos before their kids learn to read?
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(Hockey Fights)
 
 
 
Surprisingly there was only one fight in all the NHL games last night. Leave it to the notorious bruiser, team goon and Big Bad Bruin.. wait what, Landon Ferraro?
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: US companies out-sourcing call-center jobs to India. New and Scary: ISIS out-sourcing bomb-making jobs to India
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ten CEOs that need to go this year. Not surprising: Twitter. Surprising: the CEO for Bed, Bath and Beyond makes HOW MUCH per year?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Michael Moore puts blame for Flint water crisis where it belongs - on Canada
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Victim tied up with phone cords as three men rob his room. Raising the obvious question...what's a phone cord?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Life under ISIS was hard. If only I had some way to find this out before I traveled from Sweden to Syria
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is supporting tornado victims with food and supplies. Please consider a donation -- our overall admin & fundraising costs are less than 5%. Link goes to donation page, more DIT
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The people who read Harry Potter as teenagers are now raising their own little Voldemorts and Snapes
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
"Think about the Angry Birds. No, really, think about them. Now ask yourself if they're not the bird version of ISIS"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This was the first personal photograph ever uploaded to the internet. Surprisingly, clothes are being worn in it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Utah Lawmakers: We need to classify porn as a health crisis
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The next DSM revision will have an entry for high flyers who suffer from Global Services Maintenance Anxiety Disorder
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So in 1892 an Austrian princess and a countess fought a topless duel in Liechtenstein over floral arrangements. Surpisingly, neither drugs, nor alcohol, nor Hapsburg insanity were involved
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton visits the set of Scandal while in LA
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what foreigners who visit the U.S. think about America's fascination with guns? "Visiting some of these gun-loving towns is like stepping onto another planet with residents surprisingly hard to argue with"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sanders' small donor fundraising has been inspirational this election season and... Oops, we're out of money
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rather that continue fighting a losing war on drugs, a New York mayor wants to allow heroin addicts to be able to shoot up, provided they do so on government property and under supervision of medical doctors
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seas are rising at the fastest rate in the past 28 months. Check that, 28 centuries
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
1 in 5 U.S. adults visit the ER yearly. The other four avoid going by not riding their hoverboard while being distracted by their cellphone on their way to lunch at Chipotle
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
A real connoisseur of liquor enjoys cocktails at room temperature and doesn't need any artisinal ice to alter the flavor (slideshow)
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Esquire)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can still buy a ticket for Best Korea's first-ever air show: "Only 636 spaces for international visitors are available and North Korean citizens are not allowed in"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who's advising Trump on policy ideas? Top men, obviously. Who exactly? TOP. MEN
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's a veritable crap shoot in Nevada as both Democratic candidates gamble on a decisive win. It's your Nevada Caucus Discussion Thread
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Georgia wants to pass a "religious freedom" bill that could protect the Ku Klux Klan if applied a certain way. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Saturday, time for some NHL hockey, but Schedule Guy is at it again.. Lightning visit the Penguins at 12:30PM, then a 3.5hr 'chore doing' window until 8 starts between 7:00 & 10:00PM (all times ET) GAME (& chores) ONNNNN
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesper the cat likes to go skiing, pigeon-watching in public squares and visiting TV show sets. He does not like taking baths though, especially on Caturday
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 149, with Ken Shamrock vs Royce Gracie in the Geritol division and Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000 in the back yard division. Plus some legit fights before the circus. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund founder Kenneth Griffin just dropped half a billion dollars on two paintings, one by Jackson Pollock the other by Willem de Kooning, surpassing his previous most expensive art acquisition, a performance art piece called "Romney 2012"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US forces drop some much needed bombing supplies on ISIS camp in Libya
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(IGN)
 
 
 
DC Comics finally admits the Nu52 was a huge mistake, has started blatantly begging the old farts they decided they didn't need as readers anymore to come back by promising to restore the original numbering to Action Comics and Detective Comics
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If there's a better reason to visit Norway than learning how to drift a 62-ton tank around a bend, I haven't heard it
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Wed February 17, 2016
(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
 
 
Take a morning dip in the bay, swim the channel, flee the police, unmoor a boat, visit a restaurant and it's not even 7AM? And you're still naked? Screw coffee, booze is the new morning beverage of the go-getters
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Keeping Up Appearances named BBC One's best exported television show. Wait, what about Monty Python? Fawlty Towers? Blackadder?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Cool Celebrity: thanks you for the letter and box of snacks you sent him. Conan: he visits you in Korea to thank you
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
ISIS: Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have eliminated our 401K, cut health benefits, froze salaries, and limited your after-death virgins to 10
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
In a preview of the Stanley Cup Final, the LA Kings visit the Capitals, and in the West, the Ducks experience the destructive force of a fully armed and operational McDavid in Edmonton. Plus 6 other games. First puck drops at 7pm EST
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Mon February 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
America, we're a lost country and we're headed for a constitutional crisis, we'll be lucky if any of us survive
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman goes on British television and says you can't tell her apart from her teenage daughter. Viewers: Ummmmm
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The CIA had crucial intel about the Paris ISIS attack days before it happened
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sniper bullet decapitates ISIS executioner as he teaches recruits how to behead prisoners. It's like BRAAAAIIIINS on your training DAAAAAYYY
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"NBC reported in error members of ISIS were shaving bears to disguise themselves; they have actually been shaving their beards. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused"
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Chinese cinema sends message to moviegoers suggesting they not see a movie because it's a "scam". Surprisingly, not sent for Adam Sandler movie
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
F-16 pilot discovers his plane will only take 15 minutes worth of fuel while refueling over ISIS-held territory. KC-135 Stratotanker crew says no worries, we'll keep nursing you with gas until you get home safely
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Adidas adds clause to all its athlete contracts promising not to fire them if they come out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LSU could get the death penalty- not from anything they did but because the funding for higher education in Louisiana could run out
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(Spiked)
 
 
 
"To win a bet on how cheaply a feature film could be made, Harold P Warren, a part-time Hollywood extra, gathered a group of friends to shoot Manos: The Hands of Fate. Every decision turned out to be ill-judged, poorly executed and underfunded"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Imagine a federal government that protected the privacy rights of every American. To find out more, download the Cruz '16 app and give it your contact list and facebook data, which we totally won't use for fundraising or sell to our donors"
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Thu February 11, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Death of tourist in Thailand hotel room surprisingly does not involve alcohol, drugs, or any ladyboys. We think
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: It is never a good idea to wave a gun behind a news reporter on live television
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(The Local)
 
 
 
700-year-old Danish Civil War coins uncovered. South Denmark reportedly considering rising again
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Judges scorecard: 10-9, 10-9, 10-9, Kane wins by unanimous decision in three rounds
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(Glasgow Evening Times)
 
 
 
Advertising regulators green-light posters for Phat Phuc noodle bar
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
ISIS ups their game by producing and unleashing their own special brand of stink
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp will somewhat be seen in the upcoming Invisible Man reboot, but unfortunately he'll still be heard
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Surprising: Ted Cruz's main national security advisor has a PhD. About as surprising as the plot twist in every M. Night Shyamalan movie since "The Sixth Sense": It's in art history and she has almost no national security experience
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
17 aphrodisiac foods to spice up your Valentine's Day. Turn up the heat in the bedroom by starting the fire in the kitchen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Flint's water crisis should result in some manslaughter charges for the Governor and his cronies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HP flunky emails Financial Times columnist, threatens to pull advertising if she doesn't retract snide, biased comments about Meg Whitman's recent speech. Response: snide, biased takedown of said flunky
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Tue February 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
James Clapper warns ISIS will begin attacking the US sometime this year. Panic futures up 8% in early trading
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good: New Star Trek series will be run by former DS9/Voyager writer. Shut up and take my money: Who went on the be the creator, head writer, or showrunner of Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies, Heroes volume 1, and Hannibal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL returns from Superbowl hangover with 12 games on tap today starting with Kings visiting the Bruins and ending with the newly Phaneuf-less Leafs taking on the failing at tanking Flames. Puck drops @ 7PM EST
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MD legislator votes on bill, gets immediately appointed to upper chamber, prepares to vote on bill again, creates constitutional crisis
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Germany, even the train collisions run on time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Starbucks found guilty of discriminating against dyslexic employee, surprising many people who've looked at the name on their cup and assumed all Starbucks employees were dyslexic
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Gourmet chef takes pride in fooling foodies by creating appetizing taster menu out of McDonald's ingredients, letting them praise sublimely experimental cuisine and Instagram it as #atasteofsocal, then dropping irony bomb on them
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Key & Peele visit Stephen Colbert and show off some of their favorite excessive celebration dances from the stars of the East/West Bowl
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush goes full RINO, says if elected president he'll eliminate the Citizens United decision, and also won't blame Obama for anything
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey ISIS, there's an old saying: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." Learn it. Know it. Live it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lionsgate blames ISIS and "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" for the underperformance of "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2" forgetting to mention the asinine trend of splitting one book into two movies
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Television's funniest sitcom will air its 200th episode later this month, featuring guest appearances by Adam West and Christine Baranski
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican senator from Utah declares pornography a public health crisis. Many of his fellow conservatives are expected to join his cause in, say, five to ten minutes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bad: ISIS supporter in Dearborn planned to attack a church. Good: He was turned in by his own father who discovered his stash of weapons and intent
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Benzinga)
 
 
 
We could be entering a 1980's style debt crisis. Sadly, this doesn't also mean a return of Garbage Pail Kids and a dearth of hipsters
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods profits rising faster than a speeding pullet
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do Millennials love Bernie Sanders so much? I mean, besides the fact that he keeps promising them all the free stuff they want without working for it? Well, mainly because they're all misogynists
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rubio: You can be Muslim or American but not both. And what's the deal with Obama's divisiveness?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Surprising absolutely no one, there are Zika virus Truthers
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Babies are born with super vision
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson takes the scalpel and makes an incision to his campaign staff
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump nominated for Nobel Peace Prize in recognition of his "vigorous peace through strength ideology, used as a threat weapon of deterrence against radical Islam, ISIS, nuclear Iran and Communist China'"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After FA Cup matches over the weekend, the EPL returns with some midweek fixtures, including Liverpool at Leicester, Saints at Gunners, Villains at Hammers, & Stoke visiting Old Trafford. Matches start at 2:45PM EST. Happy Groundhog Day, Yanks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN broadcasts location of "secret U.S. airstrip in Syria" that is the "key to success to repelling ISIS"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Visit Tokyo zoo where today you can see a panicky pantomime zebra being poked with a stick
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Microsoft to start pushing Windows 10 as a recommended update, thereby guaranteeing that you will be visiting your mother soon
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Some Po)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a video of black and white Teletubbies set to Joy Division
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The amount of "good debt" you have is linked to how good your children will be, which basically means you're going to be raising a small litter of anti-Christs
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