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500 headlines found matching 'IRS'
Tue September 23, 2014
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese police confiscate hundreds of pairs of camera shoes, effectively ending sexual perversion in the country forever
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(36)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama's time machine strikes again, this time attaching food stamps to the farm bill for the first time...in 1973
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(77)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 13 years and 1095 games in the minors, Texas Rangers 31-year-old rookie gets his first MLB hit. Never say never
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(21)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
US airstrikes get Syrious
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(600)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a MLB rookie and hit your first home run, it's nice to get the baseball back, especially after an 8-year-old girl has written a cute message on it for you
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(9)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rockefellers trust divests out of oil companies. Tag is for how they made their money in the first place
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(70)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
This just in: everyone's first college roommate is a terrorist
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(94)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Space X Falcon 9 successfully blasted off to the ISS, carrying the first 3D printer ever sent into space
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(76)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Arizona Cardinals take another solid step in becoming the first team to both host and play in a Super Bowl in the same year. Hop on the bandwagon folks, there's still plenty of room
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(58)
 


Sun September 21, 2014
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, the first CD printed in the United States was released and it was, fittingly, Bruce Springsteen's Born in the USA
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(101)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Americans believe (a) Obama's foreign policy is better than Bush's, (b) Republicans' foreign policy is better than Democrats', (c) America should mind its own business, (d) America should play an active role in world affairs, or (e) all of the above
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you guessed Sept. 18 for Derek Jeter to finally hit his first home run at Yankee Stadium this year, pick up your lovely gift basket on the way out
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(16)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
100-year-old woman training for her first, last 5k walk
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
France fires the first shots in war. This is not a repeat from Waterloo or Dien Bien Phu
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(97)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Get ready for Tom Cruise to star in Jack Reacher: Round 2, because the first one was so memorable
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(79)
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The first Australian in Perth to buy an iPhone 6 promptly becomes the first person in Perth to drop the iPhone 6. Bonus: On live TV
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(92)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First Scottish Referendum results are coming out. UPDATE: It's official. Scotland votes NAE
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(334)
 


Thu September 18, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Archeologists unearth ancient Egyptian woman who had 70 hair weaves when she was buried, making her the first scientifically confirmed yummy mummy
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(11)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This handcrafted and high-tech Apple Watch charging stand almost makes us forgive that you'd charge a watch in the first place
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seeing the top 10 first-class airline cabins will definitely make you feel like a second class citizen
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(48)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
First thing to do after buying a new car? A) call your friends, B) proudly take a short drive, or C) take off that dealer license plate frame
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(195)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 489: "Challenge Accepted". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(66)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
"First rule: Don't burn the driver's armpit hair, especially when the vehicle's moving"
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(11)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If only there were a word to describe Charles Barkley's first pitch at Wrigley Field on Tuesday night. I'm sure there is, but it's not coming to me
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, Republican-supported political action committee airs ads bashing person who isn't running for election
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(129)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How we botched the first predator mission." Damn cloaking devices
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(55)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
First in war, first in peace, and first place clinched in the NL East
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(24)
 
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
First date ends with man dead, woman hospitalized, pick-up truck crashed. Mama and dog inconsolable
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(84)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'mma perform a delicate throat surgery on Joan Rivers, but first, lemme take a selfie
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(79)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Clive Davis announces Arista Records has cracked open their vaults and will release Whitney Houston's first live album this fall
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(20)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Formerly cute young French lady loses fight with high-pressure hydraulic line, it would seem based on the first photo
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(204)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Female First)
 
 
 
20 first date do's and don'ts. Have any of your own to add?
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(64)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Seahawks cede the top spot for the first time since last November and the Bills sit just outside the top 10. Meanwhile, playoff hopefuls continue their freefall in this week's ESPN's NFL Power Rankings
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(318)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
First Australian mosquito to be seen in North America found in L.A. county, seemed to find itself in a variety of cultural misunderstandings leading ultimately to a heartworming ending
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You've seen New Zealand rugby teams performing the haka, but you've never seen it done by a team in wheelchairs
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists take the first step towards a real life "Pinky and the Brain"
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(32)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The first rule of Fight Church is no one talks about Fight Church
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(48)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
If you thought your taxes were confusing, try getting IRS approval for pods in a bond-funded facility with 3% dirty use during zombie hours
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(14)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Let's all read Mark Sanford's divorce files. First up: why he wasn't allowed to "fly airplanes at (yes, AT) his children"
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(54)
 
(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Some Rutgers fans wear "Beat Ped State" shirts during their first Big 10 game. Penn State fans wish the Rutgers fans had kept those shirts covered up. For 14 years
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(110)
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
World's first 3D printed car unveiled in Chicago, immediately declared inferior by lovers of New York style 3D printing
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(39)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Obama plans major Ebola offensive that involves airstrikes but no ground troops
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(35)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Oculus Rift gamer builds first post grabbing simulator
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(40)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Browns win their first home opener in a decade. To put that in perspective, back then there was unrest in Russia, beheadings during the war with Iraq, same-sex marriage was gaining steam, and Peyton Manning was your NFL MVP. Times have changed
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(28)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
20 years later, Montreal Expos back in first place. In other news, local sports writer unable to let go of the past and realize the Expos are now the Washington Nationals
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(4)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
For their first mission, Al Qaeda's new branch office in India mistakenly stormed a Pakistani frigate thinking it was a U.S. aircraft carrier. In other news, Al Qaeda in India is looking for a new branch manager
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(138)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS adds gay marriage cases from IN, OK, UT, VA and WI for consideration, first time the justices have had issue in front of them. Guess those poor justices don't get out much
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(81)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
This is the first race in the Chase for the Cup. Which nation will prevail? It's the Geico 400 from Chicagoland Speedway (1:00PM ET, ESPN)
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(465)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
MLS tells FIFA it will volunteer to be world's first pro soccer league to use challenge-based in-game video review, cites success of NFL and MLB in using challenges to resolve officiating mistakes and speed up games
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(17)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Taking a flight? Here's how to break free of the cattle class and land in first class ... without paying
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American Horror Story will feature its first returning character this upcoming season. Who? Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Normal-level Kanye douchebaggery: Kanye West stops concert to demand that two fans stand up and dance. Newsmaking-level Kanye douchebaggery: Two fans in wheelchairs
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(78)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Scientists able to hear an atom for the first time. After talking to one for awhile, the lead scientist described it as a bit quarky
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(17)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
It's nice to be the CEO of your company and make $150,000 in your first year. Especially when you're 12 years old
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(33)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the age old question: When constructing a crossword puzzle, which do you write first, the clues or the grid?
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(27)
 
(WVEC)
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a bad day at the auto center when your first customer's car is on fire and holding a dead body
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(27)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
First it was onions and now it's pumpkins. What's next? Quince?
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(42)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The music industry is out of ideas, as Bob Marley's greatest-hits album - you know, the one that came out back when your dad was spilling bong water on his Jordache jeans - is set to reach the top 10 in the US for the first time
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(97)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
So, how DID people discover wine in the first place? Did someone just say, "We'll let this juice rot and see what it's like to drink"?
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(58)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 488: "I Tawt I Taw a Puddytat Numba Tree". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(135)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Bill Murray will crash the season premiere of 'Saturday Night Live,' returning as host for the first time in 15 years. Not so cool update: Bill Murray will not be hosting the SNL season premiere
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(58)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Get a cup of coffee from the office break room. Inhale the aroma. Anticipate that first taste. Bring the mug to your lips. Pause for a scintillating moment before swallowing the coffee and all the office germs that came with it
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand would like to apologize for that part in her new book where she calls one of the Washington D.C. metropolitan area's largest suburbs "soulless"
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, the Ferguson City Council held their first public meeting since the "recent unpleasantness." Let's see how that went.... Oh, dear
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(350)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
The first planets ever discovered beyond the Solar System turned out to be a lie
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(11)
 
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds U.S. banks have a positive image for the first time since 2007, the same year customers had any money to put in a savings account
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(17)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The AP poll released their new rankings. Oregon Ducks move ahead of Alabama for the No. 2 spot. Virginia Tech rises into the poll for the first time. Both teams beat Big 10 schools
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(63)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Famous George Washington painting to be restored, edited to show Greedo shot first
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(20)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Extra leg room in the first-class cabin is appreciated by men, women, centipedes
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"I think this is the first time Republicans are upset about disenfranchising Democratic voters." OH SNAP
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(49)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are in sole possession of last place in their division for the first time since 2000
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(86)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
"At first, we thought our wedding cake had broken in two when it was being brought to the reception. But then we realised one of the two pieces was missing and the other was covered in claw marks and dog hair" (pics)
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(69)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd goes through the fluffy motions with President Obama on Meet the Press for their first interview. For about thirty seconds; then, he started pressing the President to answer questions about his lack of immigration reform
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(160)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There's no denying it: when seen for the first time, poutine looks like a culinary catastrophe. But thick, gloopy pile of chips, meat gravy and squeaky cheese curd which originated in Quebec in the early 1980s, is having a worldwide moment" (Not safe for work)
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(93)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these men in chairs
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you like insane roller coasters, you're going to love Dive Loop Ultra Twister Roller Coaster at Rusutsu Resort, Japan. First-person segment is awesome in fullscreen
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(25)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
$70/hr workers' union in tiff with $92/hr workers' union over who gets to screw the $9.50/hr taxpayer first
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(112)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
K-Mart airs Christmas commercial in September
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(41)
 
(Slooh)
 
 
 
If this thing really is going to obliterate us, wouldn't you want to be the first to know? Link to the live feed from the Slooh Community Observatory, tracking the hopefully near-miss of Asteroid 2014 RC "Pitbull" - Goes live at 10:00 PM Eastern
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(68)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US opens first commercial plant that converts corn waste to fuel. Well, the second if you include the Jack Daniels distillery
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(17)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Newbie pilot's freshly assembled mini-WW2 fighter plane combined his first and last 'sortie': "Like somebody was like a bomb"
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(153)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
The IRS has lost more emails of employees under investigation for some non scandal. But they still have your tax returns from 20 years ago and you owe them money, which is nice
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't read the article just yet. First, enter the thread, and write down the very first most iconic shot in movie history that comes to mind. For subby, it's a Lockheed Electra on a foggy runway in Casablanca
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(97)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Somali PM confirms US airstrikes shish kabobbed al Shabaab leader
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(70)
 
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Neighbor: Well, you know, now that you mention it, we did hear a lot of screaming for help and violent banging around upstairs and I guess in retrospect it was kind of odd that she always wore a black leather collar
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(99)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Czech President Milos Zeman: "What evidence is there of a Russian presence in Ukraine?" Swedish Foreign Affairs Minister: "Is there a Czech intelligence service? Maybe you should ask them"
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(54)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd's first interview as host of Meet the Press will be one with the greatest American president of the 21st century and second greatest of the last hundred years after William Clinton
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(42)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale holds first Bacon Bash on Yom Kippur. אוי ווי (Oy vey)
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(40)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama farked up Afghanistan and got lucky in Pakistan. Okay, so we're back to "Obama should keep America involved in every country's affairs" mode today
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(137)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Need more proof about parity in MLB? None of the teams that were in first place on July 1 are still in first place
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(24)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Note to the NYPD: if you are going to rough up and arrest a woman for "loitering" while her kids are inside a restaurant using the bathroom; make sure she's not a prominent human rights lawyer and former NYC public advocate first
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(218)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Gay marriage suffers its first victory in federal court since its first defeat in federal court. Suck it, libs
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(271)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The first rule of day care toddler fight club is, you do not talk about day care toddler fight club
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(47)
 
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
Louisiana on track to become the first U.S. state entirely underwater by 2100 (w/ pics)
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(44)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canada opens North America's first Cat Cafe. Customers say they haven't seen this many cats in one coffee house since the beat generation
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(51)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Reporter asks how likely are you to be arrested for a hidden gun in Alabama. If you're smart the answer in 0% because you wouldn't be in Alabama in the first place
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(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Han Solo kissed first
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(58)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 487: "Over the Edge". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(59)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
"And they're whisper quiet as they go into the first turn... you could hear a pin drop out here, folks" - the exciting world of Formula-E electric car racing
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(36)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gay marriage suffers its first defeat in federal court since the Perry and Windsor decisions. Don't suck it, libs
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(327)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Teen, who was shot in the foot, first told police he was the victim of a "random act of violence." Later admits that he shot himself in the foot when checking to see that the gun was loaded. The gun he "found" in the street
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(52)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mo'ne Davis throws out the first pitch at the Dodgers game. Yes, it was a fastball strike. (bonus: as called by Vin Scully)
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(38)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Free food for Silicon Valley employees stirs up the appetite of the IRS
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(49)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Skipper arrested on DUI suspicion after boat runs aground at Venice Beach. Assault charges may be added as witnesses claim he struck his first mate several times with his hat after the incident
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(48)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Colts' Jim Irsay suspended six games and fined $600k, forced to suffer the indignity of watching games from his giant mansion rather than his suite
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(44)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Faith No More to independently release first album in 18 Years, first single titled "Motherfarker"
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(76)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The first clumsy hijacking of the ice bucket challenge comes from a cancer charity that wants people to celebrate the Whipped Cream Pie in the Faces challenge
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(92)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If there's a car crash, odds are that nine out of 10 times it's caused by someone in the medical profession, with surgeons and GPs ranked first and second
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(47)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kate Bush becomes the first woman in UK history to have eight albums in the Top 40 simultaneously
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(83)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Congratulations on the first MLB team to be mathematically eliminated from winning their division. The team from the great state of Texas... Hold on Astros, not so fast
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(57)
 
(Cairo Scene)
 
 
 
Video footage shows beautiful wedding aboard a Nile felucca in what is the first documented gay marriage in Egypt. Other than the guy who supports gay rights but suggests killing them, local social media seems supportive
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(14)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
First pictures from Digital Globe's super high-rez commercial satellite are, well, astonishingly high-rez. They have even better ones, but the US military won't let the company release them (pics, of course)
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
10 American children try Vegemite for the first time, immediately swear to exact revenge upon Australia
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BBC announces first female network controller. Take THAT, R.J. Fletcher
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(13)
 
(Motorsports Talk)
 
 
 
Will Power wins first Indycar championship. Green Lantern approves
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(9)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's only the first week, but Jordan Westerkamp just won the College Football Catch of the Year contest
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(10)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
A 93 year-old woman is preparing to skydive for the first time, because "she has nothing to lose"
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(28)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
The New Doctor is examining those angry little pepper pots for the first time, so snap on your rubber gloves and prepare to go Into the Dalek at 9 PM ET on BBC America
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(87)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
California leads the way on one of the most important issues of our time becoming the first state to institute a plastic bag ban
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(170)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas opens first 4D rollercoaster where the seats spin independently of the car, making throwing up on yourself rather than the person behind you easier
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(65)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kenny Hill dropped passes, a hammer, a GigEm and a 12thman on South Carolina in the first SEC game of the season. Jadeveon Clowney's fault
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(62)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Woman dies at Burning Man after being run over by a large "art car." Surprisingly enough, for a festival that features people playing with fire and takes place in a desert, it is the first fatality in the festival's 28-year history
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(124)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When it's raining chairs and beer bottles from a 16th floor balcony, it should surprise no one when the culprit turns out to be a naked man on a cocaine binge
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(20)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eight ways to impress on your first day at a new job. The "water cooler filled with gin and vermouth" trick mysteriously absent
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(10)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese woman gives birth to 14 pound baby. Doctors eagerly await to see who will walk first
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(72)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's your child's first day of school and you have a decision to make: Do you want to send him off with a bowl of cheerios in his belly or do you want to make him the coolest pancake he has ever eaten?
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(70)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 486: "These Hallowed Halls". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(51)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The first rule of cinematography is you don't talk about cinematography. Wait, no, that's Fight Club. You can talk about cinematography. That's fine. Especially if you're David Fincher cause he's, you know, real good at it
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(34)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Second tallest man in the world moves up to first
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(46)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
'Pairs well with music festivals, house parties, and riding through the clouds on the back of a mythological beast' Best ad for new cannabis drink on sale in US
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(15)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Top IRS ethics lawyer facing possible disbarment for lying and stealing client funds. I've got the tag for that right here
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(47)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Library to exhibit world's first image of Frankenstein's monster, from 1831 printing of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Instead of bolts and scars, he had ripped abs and tree-trunk thighs
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(44)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your travel advice for an American visiting Europe for the first time. Bonus points for being country specific
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(76)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
First Major League Baseball game was televised 75 years ago today. 3000 people get to watch the action from two different camera views
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(11)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The test flight of a military hypersonic glider designed to fly so fast it can reach anywhere on the globe in about an hour went great. For the first four seconds
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FBI receives audio of gunshots from Michael Brown shooting. Spoiler: Cop shot first....and often
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(435)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes there are crocodiles in Florida, and for the first time in the state's history they attacked a pair of late-night swimmers
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(23)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Arizona Christian University player botches punt return, runs it back 109 yards for a TD. Bonus: It was Arizona Christian University's first football game in history
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(25)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Aw, hell naw, it's the first edition of the Fark newsletter
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(102)
 
(WPTZ Burlington)
 
 
 
"I respect her religion and her right to believe what she wants but I'm pretty sure the first amendment extends to bacon and the selling of it"
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(217)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Massive robot brain currently downloading the entire Internet so it can tell other robots when it's time to push us down the stairs of our retirement homes
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(22)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Some people just want to watch the world burn. If this describes you, please contact any first responder in the city of Barre, Vermont
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerian article explaining Ebola stays sane for the first sentence, then spends seventeen paragraphs showing why it's a bad idea to surf Pravda's web site, listen to AM talk radio and read too much Dan Brown
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(93)
 
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
Do you need a baby name that's nowhere near the top 10 - or even the top 1000? Be the first on your block to register your little Cassiopeia Amandine for school
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(13)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Diamondbacks rookie hits his first MLB home run, gets the silent treatment in the dugout, so he high fives imaginary teammates
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(38)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
LinkedIn product chief departs, becomes the first person to actually get a new job using LinkedIn
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(14)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's the 50th Anniversary of the Ford Mustang and everybody says they own the very first one
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(127)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema, Popeye 1980 - Robin Williams's first film was a children's fantasy musical about the world's most famous spinach-eating sailor. Shelley Duval stars as Olive Oyl, his sweetheart
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Europe's first two GPS satellites have taken a wrong turn, need to recalculate their routes
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(29)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
2.2 million bean bag chairs recalled over shocking .00009% fatality rate
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(71)
 
(No Film School)
 
 
 
Watch or Download Orson Welles long lost first film "Too much Johnson" for free
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ice Bucket Challenge claims its first victims. Shocking
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(163)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
For the first time since 2007 there will be an American racing in Formula One this weekend
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(47)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Pastor claims prayer brought a man back to life during his church service, while conveniently failing to mention it had been his sermon that had bored the man to death in the first place
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(39)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
In October, Alzheimer's patients in California will become part of the first human trials to test the effectiveness of blood transfusions from young donors in reversing both dementia as well as potentially the aging process itself
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(59)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 485: "Celebrate". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(39)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Phil Collins will headline a charity concert in Miami, his first live performance in four years
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(53)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
John Carmack's 9 year-old son has released his first video game; it's like Pong but with a lot more blood
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
South Carolina: Maximum sentence for beating a dog: five years. Maximum sentence for a first-time domestic violence charge: 30 days
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(352)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
First of all, you can't pay for your cab ride with a fake $100 bill and second, you can't pay the cabbie by choking him with a phone cord either
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mo'ne Davis becomes first Little Leaguer to make the cover of Sports Illustrated, and becomes youngest target of SI cover jinx
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(75)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
We must also go back and read the Constitution, including the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of religion. It says nothing about freedom from religion
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(502)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
New York Magazine calls Fark a trailblazer, the first time we've been called that in a non-fart related capacity
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US troops now have personal air conditioning units, are still slightly less of a threat to the ozone layer than the average New Jersey woman's hairspray cloud
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 49th birthday to the wife of the legend who taught an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. Here she is explaining how that great hero named Kevin Bacon first asked her out
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(42)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Finally, some good news out of Detroit: Bob Seger is releasing his first new album in eight years this October. LIKE A ROCK
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(88)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Michael Sam: "When I first met my boyfriend, he was dressed as a rabbit and throwing up"
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(42)
 
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Forget riots and coups and airstrikes. Canadians are mourning a white squirrel
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(43)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba threw an impressive first pitch at this past weekend's Dodger game
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(48)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And the first MLB player to hit for the cycle this season is ______
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(41)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video of SpaceX Falcon 9 R first stage water landing as recorded from chase plane
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(16)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miss Texas does not want to be runner-up in the "Worst First Pitch Ever" contest. 50 cent, you're now off the hook
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(37)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
After their first major battle in their plan to take over the world, seagulls (flying rats) enjoy their spoils from the Ice Cream War
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(51)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First off, there is such a thing as an ice mine. Secondly, this one only makes ice in the summer
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(25)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Star Wars Underworld)
 
 
 
Han shot first, again
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(99)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
The EPL doesn't start til tomorrow and we've already had the first coach sacked. Young stars, volatile assistants, the rebirth of Man Utd, new formations and a seven-way title fight all lie in store over the next nine months
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(71)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New police chief in charge of Ferguson spends his first night meeting with protest leaders and walking the streets and -- surprise -- no riots. "I'm not afraid to be in this crowd"
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(173)
 
(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
First pictures of the newly designed Stormtroopers for Star Wars Episode VII emerge
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(125)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The first mass-produced 200mph family car will soon be available. What could possibly go wrong?
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(59)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Market Basket board decides to go ahead and ignore First Amendment rights since they're already ignoring labor laws anyway
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(82)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists studying unhappiness start with 'career disappointment' first, move on to 'rejection' and end up with 'how your mom feels about you still living in her basement'
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(28)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Bond villain like accent? Check. Former martial arts champion? Check. Former stunt woman? Check. Current well known female director? Check. Ok, it's time for Lexi Alexander to become the first woman to direct a Marvel movie
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet "184," the first test-tube baby penguin. It is unknown on if he will join a physically-deformed villain plotting world domination
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(20)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Man dies after being kicked in the face by the donkey he was allegedly trying to sodomize. No joke is needed to end this headline, I think the first line speaks for itself
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(94)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police say the woman "hiked up her dress and engaged in an intimate act with several lawn chairs"
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(80)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 484: "Silent Improvement". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(22)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
World's only two surviving airworthy WWII Lancaster bombers fly in formation together for the first time in 50 years
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Comcast: Of course we won't charge you for the repairs caused by our screw-up. *Comcast sends bill*. Comcast: Of course we overcharge for this stuff....oh wait you have a recording of us...um, Ok, it's free, just joking, ha ha
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(42)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, a woman has won the Fields Medal in mathematics
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(39)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Royals were eight games out of first place on July 21st. Let's see how they're... oh, my
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(96)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
And the first celebrity to call Robin Williams "selfish" for committing suicide is... Todd Bridges
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(330)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Facebook)
 
 
 
First entry in to this year's best corn maze (or maize maze) is here
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US begins arming the Kurds, making Obama the first US President to not completely fark them over
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(160)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
New FICO formula to help millions of Americans improve their credit scores. Apparently, it gives a pass on the first three home foreclosures
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(63)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In a gallant act of heroism and bravery, John McCain volunteers to be the first soldier to go back to Iraq with his plucky sidekick, Lindsey
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(141)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Great news for guys with 'moobs' - the world's first man-bra has gone on sale. The special garment, available in Japan, promises 'round-the-clock protection against the effects of gravity'"
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The exporting of US-style democracy to the Middle East gains its first major success, as the Iraqi prime minister is suing the president for violating the constitution
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"That's my boy," said father after his son: A) Hit his first home run, B) Was accepted to Harvard, or C) Held aloft a severed human head
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(64)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Last week: US airstrikes in Iraq won't accomplish anything. Today: The Kurds retake two towns from ISIS with US air support
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(169)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Want a historical piece of property around Philadelphia? It will cost $20 million and may need about $50 million in repairs and even then would have limited uses
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(31)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Arizona Cardinals take their first step towards becoming the only NFL franchise to both host and play in the Super Bowl at the same time
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(54)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's oldest bank in Italy, dating back to 1472, reports heavy losses. Still awaiting repayment of first business loan to Cristoforo Colombo
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(8)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Aunt Jemima heirs are suing Pepsi and Quaker Oats for $2 billion
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
First tropical storm in 22 years makes landfall on Hawaii. Damage to plastic lawn chairs estimated in tenths of cents
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(36)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
First giant jellyfish spotted in Adriatic since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor
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(19)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
"My first thought was, 'Hey, let's go get some ducks out of a sewer'" (pics)
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(7)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
UCLA undergrads are first to build an entire satellite on campus, will turn their focus to a giant Jiffy-Pop next
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Africans are dying of Ebola. Kurds are dying of thirst in Iraq's mountains. Putin is about to declare war. Before getting caught up in those distractions, consider this-- a new pizza app is forcing DC residents to enter "VA" as their state
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(53)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The design evolution of cartoon characters between their first episode and their last one
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Obama announces new airstrikes on Iraq in a bid to distract the world from the release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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(259)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Russia penetrates US 16 times, doesn't buy dinner first
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(114)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
In a historic first, two members of the brutal Khmer Rouge regime have been tried for crimes against humanity and sentenced to life imprisonment, which, given the age of the defendants probably means about six months or so
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(57)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Adult musical chairs is all fun and games until you steal the chair from the chubby girl (w/video)
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(34)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"I am suffering from the constant banging of a bed on the wall at all hours as my upstairs neighbors have sex. How do I tackle this problem? Ask my neighbor to their face, or leave a note?"
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(24)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
What's better than a hot swimsuit model throwing out the first pitch? A hot swimsuit model drunk on margaritas throwing out the first pitch
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(58)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner debuts new hairstyle that's right out of...1988?
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(40)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 483: "Build it and They Will Come". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(43)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
News: Police called when woman found drunk and pantless. Fark: On her first day as a high school teacher. (With hot mug-shot goodness)
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(168)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines cuts meals in first class on flights less than 2 hours and 45 minutes. Or as Jet Blue calls 2 hours and 45 minutes, clearing for takeoff
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(78)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bring me your poor, your tired, your shell consulting firms that you funnel charity money to
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(46)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Despite all logic and reason America's thirst for bottled water continues ... at $1.22 a gallon
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(59)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Representative Todd Rokita(R-IN) is first to link Ebola to Central American refugees based on likelihood of morons believing it and blaming 0bama
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(431)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for all Farkers out there with blossoming rap careers, as judge says your violent lyrics cannot be used as evidence against you in your first murder trial. Still no word from the bench about your Fark headlines though
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(34)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
How can we trust this administration is telling the truth about Ebola? What if they use the scare to arrest Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh the first time they cough on the air?
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(130)
 
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Cop: "Please blow into this breathalyzer." Driver: "Sure, lemme pound this first. I want to see how high that thing goes"
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(53)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today, Barack Obama says he's 53 years old. But yesterday, he said he was 52. If we can't trust him saying how old he is, how can we trust anything he says about Benghazi, immigration, the IRS, Obamacare, or even his birth certificate?
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(87)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Jeff Bridges bowls the first pitch at a Dodgers game, confirms his place as "dream uncle"
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(20)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get charged with second-degree disorderly conduct and first-degree criminal trespass
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(14)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The first weekend of August is here, and Chicago only had nineteen people wounded by gunshots and only two dead in gun violence. Looks like gun progress has come to Chiraq
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(128)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
With Larson on the pole, will the second Pocono parade be any more boring than the first, or should we be doing what the sponsor of this race wants us to? It's the GoBowling.com 400 (1:00 PM ET, ESPN)
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(614)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Raiders' Ray Guy gets a kick out of being the first full-time punter to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame
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(25)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Not news: Tigers win at home against the Rockies. News: By scoring in all 8 innings. Mega news: First time since 1912
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(25)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Spandau Ballet teaming up with Trevor Horn, will release their first new album in twenty-five years. Ha ha ha ha ha, I know this much is truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue
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(29)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Blogger calls the office of Fark favorite Sheila Jackson Lee to get a comment regarding her prevarica...misspeak regarding articles of impeachment against Dubya and is promptly threatened with IRS action
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(217)
 
(Football Perspective)
 
 
 
How modern sports journalists would have reacted to Joe Montana's first year starting for the 49ers
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(35)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome back to your late-summer episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Remember your answers, so you can do well on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me when it airs
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(20)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Tribe emerges from Brazilian jungle for first time ever. Hears about Kardashians, runs back into jungle
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(37)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ken Ham wants NASA's search for extraterrestrial life defunded so more creationist museums can be built, because Jesus wasn't a Klingon. Well, duh, Klingon Jesus was Kahless The Unforgettable, who slew the tyrant Molor with the first bat'leth
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(133)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Networks looks to acquire half of BBC America. So, a channel called American Movie Classics that doesn't show any movie classics wants to buy a British channel that hardly airs any British shows... sounds like a perfect match
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(43)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
3.9 million viewers plunged headfirst into Sharknado 2: The Second One, a new ratings record for SyFy
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(59)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Between 2009 and 2011, armed IRS agents fired their guns accidentally more often than they fired their guns on purpose
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(118)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Woman golfer takes 38 years to get her first hole-in-one, likes it so much she gets another one just an hour later. The odds? 1 in 67 million
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(26)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 482: "Distant Horizons". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(83)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Olympic figure skating pair throw out Tampa Bay Rays first pitch in gold medal style
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(18)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lois Lerner criticized GOP as "Crazies," "Assholes" in emails. Is it a scandal if it's true?
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(213)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Watch a cocoa farmer try chocolate for the first time
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(145)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will David Ortiz be the first steroid user to be voted into the Hall of Fame?
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(147)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Throwing out the first pitch at a Detroit Tigers game, Jack White shows why he picked up a guitar instead of a baseball when he was a child
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(63)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Corporate America gets told that since everyone only watches first five seconds of YouTube preroll ads, they shouldn't simply rerun TV commercials. "It's like we're NASA and we're only using the Hubble Telescope to look at our neighbor's boobs"
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(109)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cute Japanese martial arts star throws out the first pitch ... after breaking 10 stone blocks with her head
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(18)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
For the first time in history, except for all the other depressions and recessions, the US is getting poorer. Obama's role in this can be clearly seen in this graph, which begins plummeting in 2007 before leveling off in 2009
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(76)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
After Freddie Prinze Jr. trashed Keifer Sutherland over the weekend, the masses awaited Sutherland's blood-thirsty response. Unfortunately, Sutherland's response was nothing as expected
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(62)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Please check out our podcast. The latest one is our best so far. We're just getting started so please go easy. Itunes store link in teh first post
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(17)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the first time in 40 years Mediterranean anchovies are thriving in UK waters. Fishermen, pelicans, pizza lovers celebrate
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(60)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
When even Popular Science mocks your offer to observe climate change firsthand via cruise ship, it's time to reconsider it
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(43)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Disney's official canon will finally tell us how the Empire's biggest failure became so important in the first place
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(99)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Well, here's the first trailer for "Mad Max: Fury Road" -- the latest remake no one asked for and... actually, this looks pretty good
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(96)
 
(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
Sure our fertilizer plant blew up but hey it's not our fault people died because you have poorly-trained first responders
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago, Prince's "Purple Rain" opens in theaters. Here's the story of the first "Parental Advisory" sticker which adorned the soundtrack and 9 other things you probably didn't know
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(64)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time this season in MLB, an overturned challenge call at first base ends an extra inning game
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(21)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
55 years ago America launched NS Savannah, Earth's first nuclear-powered ocean liner / merchant ship, with mission of persuading the world that atoms could be used for peace. It didn't work
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(59)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder reveals first look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman
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(151)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Freddy Adu, anointed savior of American soccer 10 years ago when he entered MLS at age 14, signs deal with first-division club in Europe. Oh sure, a Serbian SuperLiga club, but still, he looks pumped to be in Jagodina
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(29)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The MD location for restaurant/arcade chain Dave and Busters, once the site of an unofficial perpetual tech job fair during the first dotcom boom, to close its doors after losing a court fight to stay open
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(27)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
GOP Rep: IRS scandal led to the downing of flight MH17. Obama might as well have been the trigger man
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(112)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Deep Breath, Peter Capaldi's first Doctor Who episode, is going to get a cinematic release
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(36)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
IRS Investigators now claim Lois Lerner's hard drive was merely scratched - you know, like your old Alanis Morrisette CD - and then shredded, like a piece of paper, apparently. Because hard drives work like that
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(253)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Storing men in manholes sounds reasonable at first
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
John Walsh: "PTSD caused my plagiarism" Now, to be fair, realizing that it's 2am the day before your thesis defense and you can't even give a decent dissertation without vomiting all over the cute girl in the first row is pretty traumatizing
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(91)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Choice of hairstyle makes the man. What does your hairstyle say about you?
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(45)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a bank, don't wear a shirt with your first name on it
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(33)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 481: "The Path Less Taken 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(101)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Deep fried Doritos debut at Southern California fairs. The junk food Singularity approaches
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(62)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
First trailer for Ethan Hawke-starring Predestination looks like Timecop minus the groin-defying antics of Van Damme
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(13)
 
(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Police seek men who stole 144 pairs of lingerie. Gross
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(53)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This? Oh, this is no big deal. It's just the FIRST FULL REVIEW OF THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY. Yep, nothing to see here. Move along, move along
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(198)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Canada to air TV's first transgender sitcom. What, Bosom Buddies doesn't count?
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(35)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today in First World Problems: A man's endless quest to find the "perfect" earbuds
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(15)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
New super 3D Noah's Ark game commended as being 'the best Christian game built on the Wolfenstein 3D engine', which is probably the first time THAT phrase has ever been written
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(32)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first rule of Fight Club 2 is don't talk about Fight Club 2
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(60)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians hurler does his best "Carly Rae Jepson first pitch" imitation. During the game
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(24)
 
(Orange News)
 
 
 
Seventy-five residents displaced after apartment fire caused by couple's misuse of My First Meth Lab Kit
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(22)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS-gate, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, birth certificates, teleprompters, Syria, Libya, White House gardens, $250 million fleet deployments, lobster dinners, endless vacations: Will we ever know the truth about all the Obama scandals?
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(198)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
First they came for the chickensuit sign spinners, and I did not speak out, because I was not a chickensuit sign spinner: "You can't forget about the little guy who has served his country who has limited economic opportunity as far as employment"
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(51)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when Slate goes full First World Problems? You get someone wondering why she and her friends don't put pictures of their nannies on Facebook
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(104)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So, let's not forget this year's Japanese All-Star Game, especially when Wily Mo Peña hit the first pitch almost out of the stadium
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(22)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Weird Al is set to have his first #1 album on the Billboard charts with "Mandatory Fun." About time
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(91)
 
(PopCrush)
 
 
 
The Week of Weird Al charges into the weekend with "First World Problems." But it takes so long to load
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(24)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New law says employers must provide "roly-poly" employees with reinforced office chairs, priority parking (link currently has some not safe for work photos promoting other stories)
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(170)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens its first store in Colombia. Coffee bean farmers can now pay $5 for a cup of coffee made with the beans they were paid five cents a day to pick
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(54)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
As Colorado's Supreme Court prepares to rule on same-sex marriage, let's visit the first clerk to issue a marriage license to a gay couple...in 1975
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(27)
 
(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Top 5 "First" Discoveries In Astronomy (Along the History)
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(19)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first clip from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is about as reassuring as you'd expect
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(67)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Is it just me, or does everyone in the Obama administration get everything from watching TV news. Does anyone there know what is even going on
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(119)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
105-year old woman to throw out first pitch at Padres game, then order them all off her lawn
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(12)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a video of disabled dogs in canine wheelchairs able to play fetch with their owners again, and if that doesn't make you click, you're a flinty-hearted asshole
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(32)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today in Epic Obituaries: "I thought I was just going to get high and get laid, but found these incredible, magical drag queens in giant wigs wearing 12 pairs of false eyelashes at once; when they blinked you would hear it"
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(20)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
It's about time a Senator from Alaska goes the Mexican border to get a firsthand look at the humanitarian crisis developing there
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
First trailer for 12 Monkeys. This is not some weird time-travel paradox
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(75)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 480: "Money Shots 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(23)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Marvel gives us the traditional first glimpse of its bad guy for Avengers 2 and you can just hear Joss Whedon laughing all the way to the bank
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(146)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The House GOP slashes the enforcement budget of the IRS by 25%, plans to make them spend the other 75% finding lost hard drives of auditors who tried to actually do their jobs and investigate tax cheats
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(120)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Arizona man objects to immigrant kids being housed in his town because "We don't know who they are. We don't know their health conditions."; unlike every other kid in his community who he knows on a first name basis and got a stool sample from
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(106)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
SNL has fired its first cast member this summer. Five guesses who it is. Just kidding, no one knows this guy's name
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(52)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Weird Al's first video release from his new album is in horribly poor taste
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(144)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tracy Morgan speaks to fans for first time since the wreck. He looks good. I want to take him behind a middle school and get him pregnant
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(75)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants become the first MLB team in history to have their catcher and pitcher each hit a grand slam ... in the same game
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(27)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines becomes the first carrier to offer larger overhead bins. Passengers bringing their entire wardrobe on board to begin in 3...2...1
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(36)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Burglar dives out first floor window after run in with Texas homeowner. "I have a tattoo of the grim reaper, my hair is sticking up all crazy and I'm naked. I'm not sure if he was more afraid of me or the gun"
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(46)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
NBC has cast a replacement female lead in Constantine just three months before the show airs. These last minute changes are enough to drive a man to smoke
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(33)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
First it was satire, now it's a hoax, and tomorrow the story of Orange is the New Black being canceled will probably be libel
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(46)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best Korean advances to World Cup final. Most Glorious Exalted Leader Kim Jong-un has already scored 32 goals in the first 2 minutes over the capitalist dogs
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 71st birthday to Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie, who has the distinction of giving the band its first top twenty single, 1975's "Over My Head"
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(32)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Judas Priest on track for their first top ten album
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(48)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Extent of former US President's extramarital affairs revealed in letters his family tried to keep hidden out of fear it'd be as scandalous as his having "Gamaliel" for a middle name
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(42)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
"Usually the first symptom of swimmer's itch is when you get out of the water and start to itch"
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(22)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The first time an American living in poverty got to testify before a House panel went pretty much as expected
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(188)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BC First Nations: "We want our land back". Canadian Government: "Okay" BC First Nations: "Um, okay then. Get the hell off our land and take your crap with you"
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(86)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cheetah and dog celebrate first birthday at Dallas Zoo and... you already clicked the link for spotted cat and labrador cuteness
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
TSA: Sure, we missed a loaded gun and a knife on London bound flights, but we found 400 pairs of nail clippers
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(51)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Vulture)
 
 
 
For the first time in twenty years, The Simpsons did not get an Emmy nomination
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(67)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alex Jones is just asking questions about the First Lady. And that would be about the "lady" part. Or parts
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(136)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's the first thing you think of as a favorite food from growing up? Special treats or meals that you look back fondly on... it's nostalgia time. Show us your happy food memories
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(299)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin says the first men to land on Mars should just stay in that studio
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(29)
 
(Northwest News (Seattle))
 
 
 
Security guard gets fired from job due to news footage of him being the first person to buy legal recreational marijuana in the State of Washington. That's some fine bud there Lou
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(159)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 479: "Into the Woods". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(110)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson's second marriage to Rick Salomon lasts four months longer than the first time. Yes, we're gradually making progress
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ray Nagin, former Mayor of New Orleans, enters the Louisiana Political Hall of Fame: Federal prison
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man dead for over 200 years gets American citizenship. First stop will be Chicago to register to vote
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(44)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Taiwanese "Yoga goddess" takes two minutes to throw out the first pitch, but oddly enough no one complained
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(46)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Relationship experts say that having sex on the first date is often like two Dickens novels - Great Expectations and Hard Times
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(25)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Wayne's Heirs sue Duke University over trademark rights to the term "Duke", sucking
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(136)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British Film Institute imposes diversity criteria on filmmakers. All films must now be about gay black men in wheelchairs
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(66)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Moaning moguls, whining winners, fretting firsts, malcontent masters, and lamenting leaders
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(16)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
"Somehow I lived in Wisconsin for the first 17 years of my life, was a Brewers fan for many of those years, and never realized the old Brewers logo contained the letters "m" and "b" hidden in the ball and glove"
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(49)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Navy admits they spent $36 million in the last nine years flying a plane around Cuba every day to broadcast an anti-Castro TV channel the Cubans figured out to block on its first day and whose nickname in Cuba is 'the channel that cannot be seen'
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(88)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Charlotte Hornets draft pick P.J. Hairston comes out swinging
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subaru GMs 660,000 cars, why the Triceratops needed Cialis, and porcupine wheelchairs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/29 - 7/5
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(3)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will Montoya in the first position set the Tricky Triangle en fuego? How successful will Fark's race fans be in switching between two races at once today? It's the Pocono IndyCar 500 (1:00 PM ET, NBCSN)
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(138)
 
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd to release first new album in 20 years titled 'Endless River'...apparently a reference to the amount of money they expect to generate from sales
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(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Los Angeles's first ever pot farmer's market opens after high anticipation. Cannabis pizza, waffles or lollipops, anyone?
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(21)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese railway unveils next-generation Tokyo commuter train design, featuring LED lighting, more space for strollers and wheelchairs, and 100%-digital advertising on 20" LCD screens
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(27)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Every Kate Upton fan out there will see these pictures of her and fellow model Lily Aldridge hanging out in SoHo and immediately forget the name of... uh, that first girl I mentioned
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(60)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
New study claims kangaroo first animal to use its tail as a leg. Obviously they've never seen subby in the shower
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(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Two ugly-ass snow leopard cubs make their first public appearance at the Akron Zoo
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Well if Americans won't provide 79,000 Detroit residents with water then that leaves it up to us Canadians. It's our first step in annexing southeastern Michigan
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
MLB's wacky season continues as Rick Porcello becomes the first pitcher in 25 years to throw a 9 inning shutout without walking or striking out a single batter
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(107.3 The Brew)
 
 
 
Man's testicles removed from his throat after first ride on World's Tallest Waterslide
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Here's the first picture of Superman in Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice. Yep, that's Superman all right
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(Newser)
 
 
 
After 10 months, first unstaffed coffee shop "on the honor system" is still in business. "The thing that's amazing is that people have been extremely honest"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World's first all-electric Formula E championship kicks off in Beijing on September and will allow racing fans around the world to thrill as they watch electric race cars plod around a track trying to limp to a finish before they run out of charge
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before MLB gets its first double challenge of two separate calls ... on a triple play
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's a little known fact that on the nation's first Fourth of July our Founding Fathers gathered together in celebration and raised in hearty cheer mugs filled with cucumber dill fizz
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