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Sun June 26, 2016
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mayor carjacked at gunpoint in a residential area. First guess the state. Then guess the city
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Hong Kong democracy activists defy their Chinese overlords, call for return to British rule as first step to independence from China. In related news, Subby will have whatever Hong Kong democracy activists are smoking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a way to remove up to 20% of the fat from chocolate by using electrical shocks, safely removing the main reason why people eat chocolate in the first place
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Seeking a clean slate, Icelanders elect "regular guy" historian with no political experience as their first new president in two decades
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Open wheel racing returns to Road America for the first time in 9 years. But being IndyCar, there will be no shortage of clownshoes and craziness. It's the Kohler Grand Prix (12:30pm, ET, NBCSN)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
John Carpenter's The Thing is considered a horror/suspense classic. So why did it garner such negative reviews when it first premiered back in 1982?
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A dead man has been convicted of sexual abuse by a court in what is believed to be a legal first in England
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, the U.S. is not the number one country for the super rich. The wealthy still like living here. It's just that their money now spends all its time in Switzerland, Bermuda and the Cayman Islands
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bob Barker accuses CBS of animal cruelty during the shooting of its series "Zoo." The good news is that there really aren't any witnesses since the show airs on CBS
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unless the probability for evolving a civilization on a habitable-zone planet is less than one in 10 billion trillion, then we are not the first
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News calls CNN's hiring of Corey Lewandowski "sad and pathetic." Mostly because they didn't get there first
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
While everyone was celebrating the Cleveland Cavaliers' victory, the Cleveland Indians have quietly rattled off six straight wins and are now in first place by three games over the Royals
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Tonight the Toronto Maple Leafs will draft a Mexican-American from Arizona first overall. Tune in for this and other oddities at the 2016 NHL Entry Draft (7pm EDT, NBCSN)
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The NFL is monitoring the situation in UK, plans on hitting the Scots with a £400K fine and docking them a first round pick
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time in 8 years, GOP had a walk-off win over the Democrats in this year's Congressional Baseball Game. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Meet Mosha, the first elephant to receive a prosthetic leg. Another reason to love technology
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Cleveland fans broke the NBA online store sales record. Which isn't hard to do after having all that extra money lying around from not having to buy any championship souvenirs for the past 50 years
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Yes, Minister" on why Britain joined the European Union in the first place
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink a cup of coffee first thing after you wake up, turns out that all you're doing is wasting coffee. Here comes the sweet caffeinated science
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami to welcome first nonstop flight from Asia. There's just one small problem
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
In a world first, a girl gets her tooth pulled out by a live squirrel on a park bench
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Utah gets its first porn-sniffing dog. My brother-in-law would do it for free
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne to release her first memoir in 2017, which gives her one year to actually make some sort of accomplishment that's worth reading
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Orioles reliever learns what Farkers have known for some time: chairs cannot be trusted
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(Dread Central)
 
 
 
First image of Stephen King's IT updated Loser's Club. There's the fat kid and the sickly kid and the black kid and that poor, poor girl
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Israel just received their first F-35, finally giving them something more worthless than the Knesset
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 581: "Dramatic License" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 22, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You and your teammates just won Cleveland's first championship in over 50 years. How to celebrate? With beer pong at Matthew Dellavedova's house
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"When I gave up alcohol at 35, nothing terrified me more than having sex without getting drunk first"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
TLC announce first new album in fourteen years, though at this point isn't it just TC?
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Much like their parents, millennials are buying their first homes in the suburbs ...and much like their parents' first home they're not getting what they want
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Tue June 21, 2016
(AM New York)
 
 
 
Ah the weekend. Time to open a tasty Coors Light, catch some rays and check out the red-hot mamas in the parking lot. But first some tunage with my 80 speakers, 7 amplifiers, van stereo system. WHAT? WHAT'S THAT YOU SAY? IS THERE A PROBLEM OFFICER?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google is adjusting the search results you get when you look up the symptoms you are feeling so that the first thing you see doesn't say you have ass cancer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN reveals the list of athletes in this year's Body Issue, which includes Jake Arietta, Von Miller, and the first transgender athlete
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(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Watch Dwayne Johnson eat candy for the first time in 30 years
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The first Independence Day was a great movie and no amount of revisionist history can make that untrue
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Because the first thing you want to do after being dead for three years is to go see how awesome your grave is
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your cameras out: Tonight marks the first "strawberry moon" in a generation, and we won't see one again until 2062
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Our first proof of time travel
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FDA approves first Zika vaccine for human testing. Let's hope this ends well
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the wacky world of re-scheduling MLB rain out games, for the first time in 49 years the Orioles will fly halfway across the country to play a road game sandwiched between two home games. Pack lightly
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Utah GOP chair begs Trump not to be the first Republican presidential candidate to lose the state since 1964. Trump responds that he's not concerned how people in Europe vote
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Rome elects first female mayor in MMM years
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
First interactive 360° cockpit tour of Emirates Airbus A380 has all the usual buttons and switches plus LOTS of bells and whistles
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Anyone else wondering how Brent Spiner's scientist character survived Independence Day and shows up in the sequel? Here's a video and article about Dr. Okun. No explanation on that first name, though
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will AJ Styles get tossed in the inCenarator? Will all three members of The Shield hold the world title tonight? Will anybody be watching live after the first hour? Find out at WWE Money in the Bank, 8pm ET on the WWE Network
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Restored 1898 footage of UK's first rollercoaster. Lots of thrills. No spills
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(UC Davis)
 
 
 
World's first 1,000-processor chip
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what the first meal an International Space Station crew wants after spending six months in space?
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
New Browns QB Robert Griffin III "looked shaky" in first practices with team. Old QB Johnny Manziel is shaky, every morning usually until about 10 or 11 o'clock
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently Americans Against Insecure Billionaires with Tiny Hands PAC is a real thing and their first campaign ad is glorious
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First you could use it as a prison wallet and now you can use it as a prison jewelry box. Is there anything the rectum cant do?
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Why does the IRS need so many guns?
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
To honor the French for their sacrifice during the first world war, EA and Dice are making them a DLC faction in Battlefield 1. And don't ask about the Russians
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
After trailing 3-1 in the NBA Finals, the NBA realized they don't want to respect Stephen Curry and eject him from his first NBA game ever
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Philadelphia becomes the first major city to pass a soda tax, which the funds will be used to provide money for things like schools and parks
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Shanghai Disneyland has glitches on its first open day, including two foreigners in politically incorrect Mickey Mouse hats and parents allowing child to take dump in public: "The only improvement: They used a plastic bag to catch it"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Activision is producing a video game show on Netflix. The second season will be the same as the first season, the third season will only be available as paid DLC. And three different studios will take turns filming it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fresh on the murder of an MP, Britain First threatens all Muslim elected officials
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family learns lesson about bigotry after attending a Trump rally: "Once you witness discrimination first hand, it's a totally different experience. I was in a state of shock"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gun-wielding assailant puts Britain First by murdering pro-EU member of Parliament
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And we now have the first MLB player to hit for the cycle in 2016, with only having had nine career triples in seven years. And in three of those seasons, he had zero
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
This isn't the first time Donald Trump claimed President Obama was a secret Muslim and terrorist supporter; there were seven other times, and here they are in one handy article
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Alabama's governor say impeachment probe can't include first-term acts because he's been re-elected. Clinton family seen taking notes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Panama Papers result in first arrest. Of Mossack Fonseca employee
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hiring a $5,000-per-week glam squad, including wardrobe stylist, hairstylist and manicurist is not unusual in Hollywood, unless it happens to be for a 3-year-old toddler
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
David Allan Coe must pay IRS $1,000,000 in back taxes to avoid having to drive his pickup truck through the rain to prison
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 580: "All Your 2000 Parts" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 15, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Prince William becomes first member of the British Royal Family to appear on the cover of a gay magazine, getting there ahead of his uncle Prince Edward
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(Techly (Australia))
 
Weeners
 
"When he first started his noble campaign he would 'dash off a single penis and call it a night', but recently, he's upped the dicks-per-night count to around six"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Toho Productions have made it official: It'll be the third time that Godzilla has attacked Japan for the first time
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Flea says his snowboarding injury meant he had to relearn how to play the bass, fueling rumors he knew how to do so in the first place
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
As much as the markets liked the first three rounds of quantitative easing, the reality is that we can't do a fourth round. We have an alternative, but because "helicopter money" polled so poorly, why don't we call it "fiscal QE" instead?
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The origin stories behind 11 uniquely strange baseball terms. "The first thing to know about the walk-off: you've been saying it wrong"
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
The GOP loves the troops so much, they're on the brink of cutting the GI Bill for the first time in the bill's history
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Mon June 13, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
When would presumptive nominee Trump declare his first unnecessary war? 1) Before the end of his first term. 2) Before the end of his first year. 3) More than a month before the Republican national convention
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Strip's first high-rise, the Riviera Hotel and Casino, to be imploded tomorrow. Michael Corleone unavailable for comment
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Six ways to avoid burning out at your first job after college. Step 1 is not 'Get a liberal arts degree', but turns out that would have saved a lot of trouble later
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(Football 365)
 
 
 
"English hooligan induction class: #6. The chair is your main choice of weapon, so you really must locate and be close to a good source of chairs at all times"
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(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Brandon Flowers can't stand to listen to The Killers' first album
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(The Drinks Business)
 
 
 
America's first cat wine bar to open in Denver. Subby was told the cats are great but whoever served the wine did a pour job
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Fully-restored 1973 E-type Jaguar no match for 2016 light pole on its first drive: "We've seen a lot of vehicles damaged on our roads, but I can honestly say that I haven't seen anything quite as nice as this one in a long time. It's a great shame"
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
UC Santa Barbara, trying to earn its first berth ever in the College World Series, down 3-0 in the 9th to Louisville with the bases loaded against the best closer in college, goes to their bench for a miracle
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
It has begun: the world's first robot that decides on its own to make someone bleed or not
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Hamilton" producers raise ticket prices in order to thwart scalpers. Apparently they feel they can put the scalpers out of business by being the first to take their customers for everything they have
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First the good news: automobile crashes are no longer the leading cause of accidental deaths in America. Bad news: because we've drugged ourselves to the point where we can't even get in the car in the first place
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pitcher Wily Peralta clubs 429-foot homer, tosses bat like a pro. Not bad for your first career homer
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Is Kansas about to vote Democrat for the first time in more than 50 years? Zogby poll shows Kansas turning dark blue. Thanks OTrumpa
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
English fans waste no time in starting the first riot of Euro 2016
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Physicists just quantum entangled 10 photon pairs and set a new world record
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do you hate romantic first dates? Guess what? Restaurants hate them even more
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Half of all unemployed Americans have given up looking for work. The rest were hoping the first group would find a job, and then take it when they were inevitably laid off
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"The refined, sophisticated art of dipping your dick in wine". But do I have to pop it out and let it breathe first? (Not safe for work)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The first person Jared Fogle will try to have sex with after being released from prison is probably being born as we speak
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Thu June 09, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the first Stanley Cup elimination game. Can the Pens continue to school the Sharks or have the Sharks learned a new trick or two? Coverage starts @8PM ET. Let's hope NBC doesn't have a Maya & Marty re-run they need to cut away to before it's over
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg throws out the first pitch at a Padres game and does not disappoint
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Rockies accidentally tried out the two first basemen shift and it didn't work out very well. Who's on first?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 579: "B's" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 08, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
As relationships improve between the US and Cuba, St. Petersburg Yacht Club brings back the Havana race. For the first time since 1959, boats are racing TO Cuba
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
England puts together the most expensive side that ever washed out of a Euro competition in the first round
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(Astronomy Now)
 
 
 
New algorithm could construct first images of black holes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Donald Trump proves he has the hugest, most luxurious coat-tails anyone has ever seen, as the only candidate he has personally endorsed so far, Rep. Renee Ellners (R-NC) has become the first incumbent to lose their seat in the 2016 election
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Tue June 07, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman quits her job to breastfeed her boyfriend every 2 hours. Your Mom can't even bring the pizza downstairs while it's still hot
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Studying ancient bison DNA provides more support for the theory that North America was first settled before the northern glaciers melted
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kirk. becomes. the first. Republican. to rescind. Trump. endorsement
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Newspapers not going bankrupt without looking like idiots first: Newspaper Association of America files FTC complaint asking agency to ban ad blockers, proxies and anything that allows readers "to evade metered subscription systems and paywalls"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jose Mourinho translates the English phrase "thanks for the excellent and dedicated support you provided as First Team Doctor and I wish you a successful career" into the Portuguese phrase, "you're the daughter of a whore"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So remember, when Hillary explains the terribleness of income inequality to you poor people, she's telling you about it in an Armani suit that costs more than your first year's rent w/ utilities
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Don't laugh, but you might have an Atari in your home again for the first time in 30 years
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The current state of political affairs in the US has hit a new low with Republicans promising if Trump is elected, they will "curb his authoritarian impulses." Look, if someone really wants to be a dictator, they'll find a way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Being a good non-biased government agency apparently means it's okay to target 426 conservative groups for extra scrutiny by the IRS and have everyone turn the other cheek. Thanks Obama Administration
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To celebrate fifty years since Björn and Benny first met, ABBA performs for the first time in thirty years
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will the Sharks up the intensity in the first period? Will the Penguins complain about the ice again? Will Pierre spontaneously combust? All this and more. Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Final, 8:00pm EDT, NBC
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
First effect of "Supergirl" on CW? Superman will appear on the first two episodes this upcoming season
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taking a look at the first 30 days of Sadiq Khan as mayor of London
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Astronomer wraps his whole body in tinfoil to shield himself from the "second" sun, then rises with the first sun and goes full KOOK by exposing NASA's coverup... or something
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman waiting for the UK's first double hand transplant says she's okay with man hands
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze knocks X-Men VII:Apocalypse out of first with a dismal $33.7 million, Me Before You #3 with $18.3 million, Alice II: Electric Boogaloo #4 with $11 million, Pop Star a soft #7 with $4.6 million
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Novak Djokovic becomes the first tennis player in history to make $100 million in career winnings. All net profit
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch will most likely stink up the show, Black Koch is present, but we will be Jebless as the NASCAR Xfinity Series makes their first trip to Pocono Speedway for a hopefully rain-less Pocono Green 250, 1 PM ET on Fox
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The First Order has a hiring pamphlet now
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scottish police officer: We're just going to remove this drunken patron from your pub ....but first I'm going to sing you a karaoke song to calm everyone down
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Summer of Soccer begins tonight with the first match at the Copa... the Copa América Centenario: USA vs. Colombia (930 PM ET, Fox Sports 1.)
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"A jockey has been jailed for 21 months after he drove a stolen car at 87mph head-on into a vehicle being driven by a woman he was due to meet for a first date"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump would be America's first Atheist President says man who apparently knows nothing about Thomas Jefferson
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(Google)
 
 
 
Okay so Easter is on the first Sunday following the first full moon after the Vernal Equinox. Why isn't it on the same day every year like Christmas?
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton could become the first president ever to hold the office from prison
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says upon his first day in office, he will inform his allies he will not defend them until they pay up. So, extortion in advance; good to know
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia hits Peak Hipster with cafe serving "deconstructed coffee". No word if consumers have to forage through civet cat droppings themselves first
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never, ever buy a freezer if it is taped shut and the seller says you can't open it or look inside until they come back and take something out first
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Man who received world's first penis transplant is released from hospital. Will be returning in a few months to be treated for tennis elbow
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mookie Betts is now the first player in MLB history to homer in each of the first two innings of consecutive games. His totally absurd home run pace (5 in two games) is keeping statisticians up at night
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Remember how you first learned about the WWII interment camps and thought that that was the worst America had to offer that had been "forgotten" by history? The Tulsa Race Riots would like to have a word with you
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 578: "What You See Is What You Get" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 01, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Death rate in America rises for first time in decades. U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Greenpeace discovers that maybe RICO lawsuits aren't as much fun as they first seemed to be
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at Harry Potter and the Mid-Life Crisis
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd: "(The Ghostbusters reboot) ...has more laughs and more scares than the first 2 films combined." before adding "Does anybody remember me?"
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mid-Day (India))
 
 
 
Alastair Cook becomes first Brit to score 10,000 lifetime runs in cricket. Not bad for a guy who was running back and forth between episodes of Masterpiece Theatre the whole time
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
For the first time since record-keeping began in 1749, Sweden now has more dudes than women: "The tipping point in Sweden happened in March last year, when population statistics showed 277 more men than women. The gap has grown to beyond 12,000"
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(City A.M.)
 
 
 
The numbers for the first episode of the new Top Gear are in, and host Chris Evans can't get ratings and drive a car at the same time: "It was the lowest debut of a Top Gear series in at least a decade"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Emilia Clarke wants to be the first female 007
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Royals sweep White Sox, reclaim first place in AL Central, drive sabermatricians to suicide. All is once again right in the world
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Sun May 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders gets Dick Van Dyke to support him; the first time the actor has tossed his hat in the political ring since Eugene McCarthy in '68. Millennials and Bernie Bros thought a Dick Van Dyke was a pubic hairstyle or slang for Dutch transgender
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(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
Shimon the robot will provide soothing relief when the machines take over, and not by pushing your wheelchair down the stairs. In fact, forget we mentioned the wheelchair thing. Relax
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The holodeck is invented, which fictional character do you sleep with first?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
While most NFL rookies waste money on silly things with their first paycheck, Ezekiel Elliott buys his parents a home with his
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(9 News)
 
 
 
"I wanted to try the new experience. I've never been a mascot before. Not much people taking pride in North, why not take the opportunity? It went pretty good. First game versus Kip Peak, we kicked butt"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(never yet melted.com)
 
 
 
In 1892 the first topless duel between female combatants was fought in Verduz, Lichtenstein and you've already clicked the link, haven't you? (probably Not safe for work)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump wants to hold his acceptance speech at either FirstEnergy Stadium or Progressive Field. Well these places do have a history of hosting a losing team with a rabid fan base
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about the iconoclastic Harlan Ellison (The first being that he's still alive)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Lines are out the door at Seattle's first Steak 'N Shake. "Yeah pretty excited about it, and they have booze so that's a plus"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rocket's-eye view of today's SpaceX first-stage landing, compressed into 30 seconds, is beyond cool
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jennie Finch will become the first female manager of a professional men's baseball team on Sunday. "I have Tommy Lasorda on speed dial"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
For the first time in a real situation, 97-year-old Dr. Heimlich got to use his maneuver
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
When you are moving to impeach the director of the IRS for misconduct that happened when he wasn't even there, where do you get your evidence? If you're Issa, Chaffetz, and Gowdy, you get it from an open source website
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
First pictures of Cecil the Lion's 'grandcubs' who walk close to the spot where he was shot and DAAAWWWW
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's weaknesses overshadow Clinton's weaknesses. What? Affairs, bankruptcies, non-stop lying about everything is somehow worse than having emails on the wrong computer?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida students throw out the first pitch at a MLB game ... by catapult. And it was a strike
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For the first time in 6 years, Costco sales go from family size to single serving
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Chinese military plans to send submarines armed with nuclear weapons to patrol the Pacific Ocean for the first time. Surely no one will have a problem with this
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How can you have a naked blue Jennifer Lawrence, Olivia Munn in a crotch-grabbing leotard and a world apocalypse and still make a dull movie? First, hire Bryan Singer
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Indian woman gives birth to the heaviest baby girl (15 pounds) in history. Hospital places bets to see if mother or child walks first
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First-class train service in Britain offering free in-train entertainment for first class passengers. Today's piece was an impromptu version of 'Two Clowns Throwing Coffee'
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 577: "Onion Belt" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Senators block Obama Administration rules making financial advisors put customers' interests first because the elderly don't really need retirement savings
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Memo to French Open officials: If you're going to announce the career retirement of a player, you might want to check with her first
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Five arrested for (badly) impersonating the IRS, demanding payment via iTunes gift cards
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
The first reviews are in... and it's World of Warcrap
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(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
Casey Anthony paid her lawyer with sex, which is kind of how she got in that mess in the first place
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know, if we don't actually intend to monetize the data, why are we keeping it in the first place?
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Tue May 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
First Indian space shuttle test is successful. Shuttle built large enough to accommodate dance numbers
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(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF Game 6: The first elimination game of the Conference Finals has the Bolts looking to put the screws to the Pens who hope to scribble out that advantage. Elimination hockey is best hockey. Puck drops at 8PM ET, Hot dogs drop for Kessel every PK
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Thirsty and hungry lions: Guys if you think licking this rainwater from this tent is cool ..wait until we taste the campers still inside
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NYC's Second Avenue Subway is finally scheduled to open on December 30, 2016 - an astounding 96 years after it was first proposed. During that same time period, NYC built 2 1/2 Yankee Stadiums
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Gold-medal gymnast throw out an amazingly acrobatic first pitch, and the crowd flips
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mildly attractive English girl enjoys her first ever alcoholic drink on her 18th birthday. IT'S NEWS TO US, DAMMIT
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So what did the first ASCII art look like and when was it published? No, earlier than that BBS you used to dial into. Earlier than that line printer your dad let you use at work, too
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In worldwide first, humans are now farming more fish than they catch in the wild
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(CIO)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds declares victory over desktop -- by first changing meaning of 'Linux' and 'desktop'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman who can hear for the first time after being deaf her whole life discovers to her dismay that she's married to Loud Howard
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(iTechPost)
 
 
 
Google partners with Levi's to make a 'smart denim jacket' that can be used to control the wearer's cellphone, making it the first time anyone would be seen in a denim jacket that was described as "smart"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you want to make money selling software to IT professionals, you could start by dumping the commissioned sales force that ate half your revenue without writing a single line of code, but you'd have to clear it with Marketing first
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Looking to do nothing to reduce the ever growing costs of hosting the Olympics, Japan may kick theirs off with a man-made meteor shower
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jesus: Son of God. Savior of the Christian Faith. The first transgendered man, The light and the...wait, WAT
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Either Adrian Beltre really wanted to get back to first or he ran into a terrifying ghost. *cartoon feet-shuffling noise*
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Shoemaker showed off his secret soccer moves to get the out at first base. Maybe he's just really excited for the Copa America
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Several large Republican donors refuse to contribute to Trump's candidacy which means they'll be the first ones audited when Trump is President
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(Mic)
 
 
 
"Astronomers just captured an image of the faintest galaxy we've ever glimpsed, and it could help us unravel the mystery of how the universe got started and what made the first stars visible"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian elections may result in EU's first far-right head of state, sparking worldwide fears of kangaroo Holocaust
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Astronomers trying to figure out how they will eventually announce a first contact with an alien species without freaking everybody on Earth the hell out
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Sat May 21, 2016
(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has fallen to its lowest level since it was first filled in the 1930s
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
2016 Preakness is turning into a bloodbath, with winner of first race dropping dead after leaving winner's circle, and a horse in the 4th race being euthanized on the track after a leg fracture. #horselivesmatter
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(USA Rugby TV)
 
 
 
There's a ton of rugby to be played this weekend. The USA Rugby Men's and Women's Club National Playoffs streamed live from Arizona and Pennsylvania. LGT USA Rugby TV landing page with schedule and links. First match @ 1 PM ET
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Before you pat yourself on the back for waddling out of bed this morning, meet the college hurdler who ruptured her Achilles tendon in the first turn but still finished the race to help her team
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart editor sues Cal State LA for violating his First Amendment rights after delivering, as written, his scheduled talk described as a "Free Speech Event"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Hey, remember the first 'Neighbors'? Then you've already seen the second 'Neighbors.' There, saved you 15 bucks
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Mob in Venezuela burns man over $5. "The mob didn't know at first what Roberto Bernal had done, but he was running and that was enough"
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Thu May 19, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman grabs her shotgun and makes a Facebook post warning the would-be burglars who tried to break into her home not to come back, because obviously the first thing the burglars will do is check her Facebook page
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant's new shoes from Nike are called "The Black Mamba." He declines to actively market them, making it the first time in his career that he's actually going to pass
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(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Morley Safer's first week of retirement gets off to a bad start
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
In a first for Wisconsin, the state Supreme Court actually takes a stand against a portion of the infamous Act 10, handing a rare defeat to Scott Walker. Conservative reaction was swift: How DARE they not do what we paid them to do
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors avoided their first two game losing streak of the season by striking the Thunder with a Super Sonic boom. Western Conference Finals tied at 1
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 576: "Let's Get Personal" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 18, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF GAME 3: After splitting the first two, the Bolts look to take advantage of home ice tonight. These teams are pretty balanced, I guess the only question is which will Kessel find first, the back of the net, or the hot dog stand out front? 8pm ET
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
How crazy is this election going to be? First, voters in the Deep South are thinking about not voting for the (R) candidate. Now, voters in New England are reconsidering voting for the (D). Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Idris Elba is the Gunslinger: The first look at Elba as Roland in The Dark Tower
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
First-ever clinical study reveals that it's hard to be depressed when -- oh man did you ever notice how many colors are in this water bottle?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York could be the first state in the nation to outlaw cat declawing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump denies dating "third-rate hooker," insists he only dates first-rate hookers like his three wives
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(NHL)
 
 
 
West Final game 2: After the first game Elliot has a 4-0 playoff record against the Sharks.. You know the ice didn't look that tilted, will it continue to be or can the Sharks win one for all the Lloyd Christmas' out there? Chance begins at 8:00ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits losing their minds over latest budget cuts to BBC. Not over the millions of pounds slashed from its news, current affairs or overseas bureaus but because its recipe page is being closed down
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary super-PAC unleashes its first salvo of anti-Trump ads portraying him and his attitude as against women ...no mention of Bill Clinton being a consultant for truth
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Megyn Kelly's primetime showing be gold? Will her interview with Donald Trump occur in the last half hour and not the first so people watch? It's your official Awkward Trump Interview with Megyn Kelly Discussion Thread, 8PM ET on Fox
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
KFC opens its first restaurant with no human workers
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines offers bug bounty -- 1,000,000 miles for verified security flaws -- then reports the miles to the IRS as income at $.02 per mile if you actually succeed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
First successful U.S. addadictomy performed
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Basking in the overwhelming success of their first foray in the movie business, Nintendo is considering doing it again. Are we ready for the grittier, darker reboot of Super Mario Brothers?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what will surely go well, the Philadelphia 76ers is the first team to sell an ad on their jerseys when StubHub bought a spot on their uniforms
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Pick your favorite element of this story about the first successful penis transplant: Doctor's name, age of recipient, or wild card
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again: "Emergency workers said the same car and the same woman crashed through the same crossing arm two weeks ago"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
The first part of the article is pretty standard "things go wrong for BASE jumpers sometimes." The last paragraph is pure "WTF?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight is your chance to interact with Homer Simpson LIVE... Yes, it's still on... Yep, Sundays... I dunno, some kind of gimmick or something. Episode airs at 8pm ET, gimmick starts around 8:25 or so
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The quest not to touch the Clarence Campbell Bowl begins tonite. Can the Sharks draw first blood on the road? Will Hitch guide the Blues on to the Stanley Cup or is he looking for work in a few games? It's the West Final Game 1 at 8pm ET. GAME ON
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
First it was ginger ale. Then it was root beer. And now Big Liquor is trying to corrupt your favorite childhood drinks by figuring out how to spike milk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Donald Trump acted like a massive perv while running his beauty pageants. But remember, Bill Clinton had some affairs and that is way worse, although Trump had affairs too. But, somehow Bill Clinton is worse
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you had Donald Trump on the board for "First Modern Republican to use a racial slur on live national television," you're out a few bucks
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Study to reanimate dead people given clinical approval, Catch-22: "There is a small problem with the study. Brain death is defined by the irreversible end of function. If it is curable, then the patients were never really dead in the first place"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Senior citizen loses possession of £400,000 empty house to squatter, and he now has to sell his apartment to pay his losing legal bills: "The law is an ass. It's like someone getting in your car then saying it's theirs because they're sitting in it"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first ever group of lesbian gorillas after following the tracks of Subarus deep into the jungle
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Fri May 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of ever, a story about East Tennessee, redneck vigilantes, and guns shockingly ends with no-one maimed or killed, and a legitimately happy ending
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eastern Conference Finals start tonight as the Tampa Bay Lightning travel to Pittsburgh to take on the Penguins. Will Sidney Crosby and his boys prevail? Or will Lightning strike the first time? Puck drops at 8:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drumpf: We shouldn't be talking about things that happened 25 years ago. Let's talk about Bill Clinton's affairs from 19 years ago instead
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(NBA)
 
 
 
A regular season NBA record of 67-15 means nothing if your team only scores 31 points in the first half of the Western Conference semi-final ... and is eliminated
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
For the first time in 10 years, the global alcohol market is down a pint
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you plan to do the first week or so after your demise?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rancher finds first wolverine in North Dakota in 150 years, promptly kills it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook says it's sorry that conservatism doesn't match up with reality, and that those blood thirsty liberal hackers will pay dearly
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(Bicycling.com)
 
 
 
Pro mountain biker suffers injury, blows out bike derailleur during first stage of Tour de Gila. Avoids elimination by borrowing fan's 80s-era Stumpjumper, complete with book rack, for final 4000-foot climb, passing competitors all the way
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
...and now for the first time in two years, climbers have reached the top of Mount Everest
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A 'tsunami' of unemployment is washing over the United States as millions are caught in the first wave
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 575: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 11" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Raptors and Heat take their slapfight north of the border and Golden State tries to put Portland out of their misery in Oakland. First tip at 8 ET, both games on TNT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In his first interview since being fired by ESPN Curt Schilling says his salary had been $2.5 million each year, meaning the network had been overpaying him by roughly $2.5 million each year
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Guess what? For the first time since 2003 the NL is finally winning interleague play. For now
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Colorado students attend first pot-focused education course. Which is the first time "pot" and "focused" have ever been used in the same sentence
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Here is someone new to sue now. Will GOOG choose to sue Sue Googe now? Or will Google see the Seussing of the Sue Googe? Suessers do, sirs. Mix the fonts, Sue? I won't do it. I can't say it, I won't sue it
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
First negligence lawsuit filed against Denver marijuana edibles company and its retailer for failing to warn man that edibles might make him want to murder his wife, and improve his aim
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First the good news: Scientists have discovered the ultimate pesticide that kills unwanted bugs without harming humans, pets, birds, fish and beneficial insects. Now the bad news: You have to harvest it from the venom of the deadly funnel-web spider
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Tue May 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lebron James is no longer the King of the NBA; please pass the crown over to the first unanimous MVP
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The first rule of Medieval Fight Club is get some cool armor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 30 game suspension, Aroldis Chapman makes his long awaited NY Yankees debut. First four pitches are clocked at 100, 100, 101, 101
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Please post a song title.. Any song title and its performer. Just make it a single title and performer. The very first to enter you think of upon reading this. Thank you
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Probably the first obituary ever to feature the phrase "exotic lotions and inflatable partners (puncture repair kit extra)"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Can the Heat get back on track or will the Raptors continue to ride Kyle Lowry to victory? And in the late game, will the Trail Blazers force the Warriors to activate a less-than-100% Curry? Find out tonight: first game at 8pm ET, both on TNT
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(Fragmented)
 
 
 
Farker downstairs just released a best-of album for his band Fragmented. Kind of ambient/industrial/strange. Chill-out music yet discordant. Check it out
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Okay, first of all, you don't eat anything involving a drill
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
You think Bartolo Colon's first home run in 19 years was great? You haven't lived until you've heard the Mets' Spanish radio team call it. It's about to get so, so much better: "Hasta la vista, baby"
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Jowy has vibrated his way into Matt Kenseth's head and taken up residence as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Kansas Speedway for the first absurdly named race of the year, the GoBowling.com 400, 7:30 PM ET on Fox
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Toronto looks to right the ship against Miami, while Golden State looks to miss Curry for another game (though they aren't really worried) as they try for a 3-0 lead over Portland. First game at 5pm on ESPN, second at 8:30pm on ABC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
First up on your NHL Saturday: Dallas and St. Louis look to gain an edge. Then the Caps try to start a comeback against the Pens (hey, it could happen). And in the nightcap, the Sharks look to rebound after a 3OT loss to the Preds
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sadiq Khan elected mayor of London, making London the first Western capital city with a Muslim mayor. Unless you count Istanbul, or Madrid. Or Lisbon. I'll come in again
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Obama says Trump's record needs to be examined. Well, that first album sucked so bad, the record company wouldn't even put out his second. Let's face it, Trumpy and the Wall Climbers was just not moving any units
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Pls let ppl with connections off the plane first, I got a connecting flight #KingsLanding wit continuing service to #TheWall
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Hawks man up and quit whining or will the Cavs continue to bring the rain in Atlanta? And which OKC team will show up tonight against the Spurs? It's a Jekyll & Hyde Friday in the NBA. First tip at 7pm ET, both games on ESPN
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time in MLB history, one city played host to four first place teams battling each other, and amazingly it wasn't New York City
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Watch Out, Hillary: George Washington and the Founding Fathers would have loved Trump's "America First," ... and they might have been right
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Thu May 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like Clint Eastwood will be addressing a lot more empty chairs this year
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
How much older than another person should one person be before telling the first person to get off the damn lawn? LGT only the coolest Wikipedia article EVER
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Stars overcome the superhot offense of the Blues? Can the Sharks avenge their first road loss of playoffs against the Predators? Find out tonight starting at 8PM ET (first game on NBCSN, second on CNBC)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China shows first footage of construction on disputed island, featuring Ginger's new dance troupe
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Starting a new job can be scary the first day, especially when you fall into a wood chipper
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sixteen years ago, Donald Trump said he would be the first celebrity president and even laid out his plan to hijack the media and...just read it. It's eerily prescient and terrifying
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The first rule of Abortion Club is never mention Abortion Club
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Fire up the Wayback Machine and set it for Edina, Minnesota in 1956. Why Edina, you ask? Simple: It was where the very first mall, the Southdale Center, opened in America (w/video)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson is pregnant at 49 with her first child, and her husband looks...ambivalent
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Faced with an easy throw to first base, ball gets stuck in John Lester's glove. What to do? It's man versus the web
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 574: "Silhouettes 3" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 04, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Big deal London, so you're set to elect your first Muslim mayor. We here in Murica have already elected a Muslim president. TWICE
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Just one game tonight as the Hawks try to win a playoff game against Lebron for the first time, uh, ever. Tipoff at 8 PM ET on TNT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sits down with The New York Times and details his first 100 days in office should he win in November
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Preview of first Presidential debate
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Family's first girl in 101 years breaks a four-generation run of male babies
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
A third Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War game is coming, and it will combine the massive armies of the first game, the heroes and cover system of the second, and add titans for more mayhem
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Can the Raptors take the Heat or will they be shut in the refrigerator? Can the Warriors stay Golden or will Portland blaze a new trail? Round 2 of the NBA playoffs, first tip @ 8pm
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those stupid first class passengers with their free drinks and leg room make me want to punch somebody
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
For the first time since Bill Clinton was president, Tim Couch was the first pick in the NFL Draft, and there were only about 150 million internet users, IE is not the top web browser
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Manny Machado and J.J. Hardy find an inventive new way to get an out at first. Now THAT'S how to spice things up a bit
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Smith or Keanu Reeves as Neo? Would The Matrix have done as well with the first pick?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Edge makes history by becoming the first rock musician to play at the Sistine Chapel
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Sun May 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Duchess Kate shares photos of Princess Charlotte on her first birthday. Charlotte, sometimes you're just too damn cute
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Stars maintain their home ice dominance against the Blues? Can the Sharks continue to ride their black cat magic against the Predators? It's Hockey Time. First game at 3PM on NBC, nightcap at 8PM on NBCSN
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Comet named after a cat makes its first appearance. Hello, kitty
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(Society for Science)
 
 
 
"This might be the first time in history where we can distinctly point to something and say, 'One thing happened in this galaxy 13 billion years ago.'"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs get even more interesting today: Game 7 between Hornets @ Heat at 1pm on ABC, first game of conference semis between Trail Blazers @ Warriors at 3:30pm on ABC, and then another Game 7, Pacers @ Raptors at 8pm on TNT
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
China creates world's first graphene electronic paper, which is kind of a big deal since graphene was only discovered in 2004
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that the nice weather is here again, here's how not to fark up three of the most common handyman DIY jobs. Or you can drink five beers, watch the first half of a relevant YouTube video and grab the chain saw, like always
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Sat April 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sure, the first round isn't even complete, but since the Thunder and Spurs are ready, why not start the Western Conference Semifinals today? OKC at San Antonio: Durant vs. Leonard, Game 1, 8:30pm ET TNT
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Best Korea stepping up security after their very first bank robbery. In other news, someone actually had the stones to rob a bank in North Korea
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover first "uncooked asteroid"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matt Szczur clubszcz his firszczt career grand szczlam in Cubszcz win over hapleszczszcz Braveszcz
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
First you get sucker-punched for looking like Shia LaBeouf, then you get a loving voicemail from the man himself
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Pentagon has decided that its 2015 airstrike on the Doctors Without Borders hospital was not a war crime. Also, the F-35 is a smashing success, its budget should be increased 50 percent, and it's not sexual harassment if you thought she wanted it
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
First leaked set photos reveal that someone is actually, really, finally making a Dark Tower movie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Two years ago Johnny Manziel was drafted in the first round of the NFL Draft. Now he is at a bar watching this year's selection show before going to a Justin Bieber concert
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kittens doing things for the first time is way cuter than you can handle this morning
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Meet Melania Trump, the possible next First Lady. "She's smart for the things she's interested in, like jewelry. She's not stupid, she's not a bimbo, but she's not especially clever"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists discover what causes pigment to fade. No longer will women see the first strands of gray hair and think they'll just dye
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Noah's Ark replica now complete, will tour across the Atlantic. Tickets now being sold in pairs
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs TV schedule and Live Stream: Since the New England Patriots don't have a first round pick, all of New England will have their eyes on the Boston Celtics elimination game against the Atlanta Hawks. Tip off at 8 PM ET
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Dennis Hastert to be reconsidered as an honoree at National Wrestling Hall of Fame; still expected to be first-ballot lock for National Child Sex Abuse Hall of Fame in Sandusky, OH
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
It's the UEFA Europa League Semi-finals, first leg. The best not AM, RM, or Barca side Villarreal faces giant-killing Liverpool. Shakhtar host Sevilla, a rematch of a 2007 last second win by Sevilla. It all gets going at 3PM ET on FS1 and FS2
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
All it takes is one bad day... but until that day arrives, here's the first trailer for DCAU's R-rated The Killing Joke. Conroy and Hamill at their finest
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(Time)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in the Philippines, frontrunner candidate Rodrigo Duterte has said his first act as president will be to pardon himself for mass murder
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
New Russian space base launches first rocket. No further details, everything's perfectly fine
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you sometimes enter a room then realize you've completely forgotten why you went there in the first place? Not to panic. Science says you're not losing your mind
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chinese continue to steal ideas from Americans. First they did iPhone knockoffs, then exploding hover boards, and now they've copied the genius of Bostonian Charles Ponzi
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oxford, AL, becomes the first city in the US to threaten criminal charges against people who don't use bathrooms that match the gender on their birth certificates. Thanks, Alabama
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 573: "Tangled Up 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The ambulance industry's first rollover test is pretty impressive
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors trail for the first 44 minutes of Game 5, ignite the afterburners, reach Mach 1
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Thousands of online gamers get their first glimpse of a vagina
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Wednesday Interlude: Autistic boy sees first concert with his dad
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you've got $8,000,000 you could buy a whole Nevada town, which comes with an airstrip, a diner, a casino, and a waitress named Debbie
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
US Air Force nominates the first Jew to ever become a service branch Chief of Staff. His mother would like you to know how proud she is of his brother the doctor
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Only you can prevent forest fires. First make sure to change the batteries in your birdhouse fire alarm
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First pot farming, then cock-fighting. What else was happening at Ohio site where eight were killed?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
First Curry. Then Paul. Now Griffin
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods says he "feels good" after the first few holes this year. That's all good and fine but, what about his golf game?
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Sorry, my first kill was clumsy"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Here are the 66 most interesting stats from the NHL's first round, starting with, '0 Canadian teams in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, for the first time in 46 years'
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
China debuts anti-riot robocop. Just stand really close and don't run off down the stairs
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
First Curry. Now Paul
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules in favor of First Amendment free speech rights for public employees. Guess which two Justices dissented? Come on, guess
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Bobby Knight to campaign for Donald Trump. Event will feature flying chairs and one continuous bleep
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Reconstructed Medieval song performed for the first time in 1000 years. Behold the Middle Ages unplugged
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Mon April 25, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood has some new strategies to overcome issues it has had in the past with producing successful films based off of video games. First strategy - Make movies that suck less. Second strategy - keep Uwe Boll away from it
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(Man's Life)
 
 
 
First impressions of the new "Ghostbusters" have leaked - looks like they crossed the streams
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Chinese third-graders hold the country's first modern classroom election - hilarity, cuteness, and chaos ensues
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
U.S. drops "cyberbombs" on ISIS for the first time. Soon to be followed by swagbombs, and maybe even the bass
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reanimation firm looks for ways to bring brain dead people back to life. Their first suggestion is to stop watching the E channel
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
America's Thirstiest Senator finally finds a reason to show up to work: fighting in the Florida-Georgia water wars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Now that Peak Beard has passed, it's time for men to refocus on traditional hairstyles. Should you do a Johnny Depp, a Don Draper, a The Weeknd, or possibly some other definitive hair statement? "Instagram, of course, has had a big impact"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
DC didn't learn from the first disastrous Green Lantern film; they've gone ahead and given the Green Lantern to Green Lantern Corps, which will have three Green Lanterns. No word if Ryan Reynolds is aboard for the flop. Tag chosen because it's yellow
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Four more today for the NBA, with the Spurs & Cavs looking to advance, and the Warriors and Hawks looking to get back to winning form. First game at 1pm ET, Spurs vs Grizzlies, followed by Warriors vs Rockets, Hawks vs Celtics, Cavs vs Pistons
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A perfect way for idealistic teenagers to learn firsthand how society actually works
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Skydiver delivers game ball to cricket match, becomes the first to pass out from boredom
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Man buys armchair and finds an old photo album in it, reunites lost photo album with the man in the pictures. In related news: Who keeps photo albums in their armchairs?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Under Armour throws shoes, apparel at UC Berkeley hoping to get them past the first round of NCAA March Madness
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Fri April 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will it keep raining threes for the Cavs in Detroit? Can the Celtics break free of Atlanta's D? Will the Grizzlies get mauled again by the Spurs? It's your Friday night NBA playoff thread: first tip at 7pm ET
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince fans flock to downtown Minneapolis in impromptu dusk-till-dawn street party in front of First Avenue, before leaving en masse to purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka (w video of crowd singing Purple Rain)
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
First rule of kindergarten fight club is not to let the teacher organize it in the first place for the kids to burn off their energy
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
EVE Online developer's newest project is a First-Person Spreadsheet set in the EVE universe
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