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Sat February 11, 2012
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(Uproxx) Spiffy Rather than sell them to a celebrity magazine for millions, Jay-Z and Beyonce posted the first public photos of Blue Ivy to Tumblr. Pinterest has to be so jealous  (uproxx.com) (45)


Fri February 10, 2012
(ABC) Cool A first look at the Tesla model X all-electric SUV. Sweeeet  (abcnews.go.com) (82)
(msnbc) Spiffy IRS updates their smartphone app. Will now check your tax return and immediately tell how much jail time you can realistically expect to serve  (lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com) (37)
(Den Of Geek) Followup The definitive proof that Han Solo was supposed to shoot first. In the words of a book by, er, George Lucas  (denofgeek.com) (111)
(Yahoo) Amusing Mets GM Sandy Alderson finally starts a Twitter account. First tweet: "Big fundraiser tonight for gas money"  (sports.yahoo.com) (5)
(TSN) Amusing $7.5 million Scott Gomez scores his first goal in over a calendar year. So that works out to $7.5 million per goal  (tsn.ca) (41)
(Some Joe C. Sidekick) Followup Kid Rock steps out from Waffle House melee to refute his Not-Made-In-Detroit clothing line charges; "Let me first start off by cordially inviting you to go f*ck yourself"  (kidrock.com) (152)


Thu February 09, 2012
(IGN) Asinine George Lucas says it's all YOUR fault you couldn't get the Han/Greedo cantina scene right. Greedo ALWAYS shot first, camera angles just prevented you from seeing it that way the first time  (movies.ign.com) (186)
(Boston.com) Spiffy For the first time in over 300 years England once again has a Prince of Wales who is capable of leading a charge of armored cavalry- AIR Cavalry that is  (boston.com) (109)
(The New York Times) PSA Credit Suisse reports firste losse in three yearse  (dealbook.nytimes.com) (4)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 353: "Apples vs. Oranges 2: The Rematch." Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (83)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Komo) Cool Lots of rainbows in Seattle today as WA becomes the first state to pass marriage equality by popular vote  (komonews.com) (517)
(Marketwatch) Ironic Virgin's profit up 30%, and it isn't even their first time  (marketwatch.com) (10)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Mitt Romney blasts the ruling overturning Proposition 8. Not because of the social issues at stake, but because he wasted all that money getting it passed in the first place   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (311)
(Some BMX Guy with rocks in his head) Spiffy Behold The first 720-double-tailwhip. Well, I'd call it a 675-double-tailwhip, but you get the idea  (vitalbmx.com) (28)
(Yahoo) Interesting First they killed off Clippy, and I didn't speak out because I didn't need help writing a letter. Then they came for the Start Button  (news.yahoo.com) (140)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing Randy Travis doing first-person research for a new album  (blog.chron.com) (49)
(RealClearPolitics) PSA The RCP average of President Obama's job approval rating is now positive for the first time since right after Osama Bin Laden was killed. This is bad news... for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com) (114)
(Some Guy) Silly Porn stars, gay men, and serial killers gather for world's first known Mustache Film Festival  (pressherald.com) (30)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some " guy) Dumbass If you are going to claim that burglars stole your TV and took it out through a window, it's probably a good idea to take some measurements first  (thisissouthdevon.co.uk) (25)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Interesting After seeing The Grey, Ebert walks out of the next film: "It was the first time I've ever walked out of a film because of the previous film. The way I was feeling in my gut, it just wouldn't have been fair to the next film"  (rogerebert.suntimes.com) (166)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Because he hasn't said anything stupid for almost 24 hours, Jim Irsay would like to remind everyone that he remains close with...Parson? Patton? Peyote? What was that kid's name again?   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (48)
(Some Guy) Fail London's first "shared space" road is a misery for drivers, blind people, and cleaners, but at least it looks weird  (thisislondon.co.uk) (107)
(Reuters) PSA The first round of the Drunk of the Year contest will be getting underway this weekend in Wisconsin  (reuters.com) (35)
(YouTube) Video 3 to 1 odds he finishes first (mildly NSFW)  (youtube.com) (52)
(Some Guy) Amusing You can tell Valentine's Day is near, because the media has produced the first "ZOMG, PERVERTED CANDY HEARTS" story of the season  (kcra.com) (44)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Daily Kos) Florida Pro-tip: If you're going to submit legislation given to you by a shady, secretive lobbying group, then it may be a good idea to remove said lobbying group's mission statement from the legislation text first  (dailykos.com) (52)
(Slate) Stupid So, what happens if Obama wins a second term? "We will sentence [our children] to take the first step into 1,000 years of darkness." Welcome to Derpaggedon  (slate.com) (118)
(Fox News) Fail Obama: Look, Taliban. I'm a tough war president. I'll negotiate an end to war, but I'm no pushover. Taliban: Okay. Do us a favor first and release these top five leaders from Gitmo. You know, as a gesture. Obama: Super-dooper, guys  (foxnews.com) (72)
(YouTube) Amusing 13-year-old discovers an LP record for the first time, "this is huge, this is like 10 cd's in one, how many songs does it have on it?"  (youtube.com) (68)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Apple to introduce the world's first $1200 iPhone  (nydailynews.com) (170)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 352: "Go out and get some strange" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's contest  (farktography.net) (120)


Wed February 01, 2012
(PC Magazine) Interesting Survey finds that Android users are most likely to put out on the first date  (pcmag.com) (49)
(The Atlantic) Followup North Korea's transition has meant a change in hairstyles from bouffant to hipster undercut, but not a change in propaganda. Here's Kim Jong-Un, looking at things  (theatlantic.com) (126)
(Alamo Drafthouse) Cool First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours  (princessbridewine.com) (49)
(MSNBC) Interesting FDA Approves first drug for inoperable skin cancer. Still no cure for... Lupus?  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (22)


Tue January 31, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious Did you take advantage of the $8,000 first-time homebuyer tax credit? Congratulations, you've lost $16,000 so far... and counting  (usatoday.com) (135)
(TC Palm) Florida When having an amorous encounter with your mistress, check first to make sure your wife is not also in the room. That way you can avoid getting strangled and having the cops show up. With pics  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (47)


Mon January 30, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Despite his hair, Shaun White scores the first perfect score in Winter X Games history  (youtube.com) (106)
(Some Guy) Wheaton The first-ever full cast reunion of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" announced for Calgary. Vulcan too booked  (vancouversun.com) (107)
(YouTube) Cool Today's awesome highlight from 2012 Winter X Games: First snowmobile front flip ever landed in competition  (youtube.com) (19)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Bangor Daily News) Amusing Subby can't speak for you, but this is the first time he has seen 'unibrow' in a legitimate news article  (bangordailynews.com) (34)
(Denver Post) Interesting A New York inmate proves that if you have enough time, you too can figure out how to use the IRS Tax Refund system  (denverpost.com) (40)
(io9) Scary George Washington may have been America's first president, but was he nearly America's first zombie-in-chief?  (io9.com) (44)


Sat January 28, 2012
(LA Times) Interesting A history of men's hairstyles  (latimes.com) (65)
(Sarah Palin's Facebook Page) Interesting Sarah Palin rallies Tea Party to arms against the GOP establishment on her Facebook page. Lawn chairs are set up and the Jiffy-Pop is on the stove  (facebook.com) (157)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Smithsonian) Cool In 1920, world's first "portable stovepipe wireless telephone" was demonstrated in the pages of the Sandusky (Ohio) Register. Range of 500 yards, but unfortunately no apps  (blogs.smithsonianmag.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Irsay and Manning issue joint statement. "Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (57)
(Boston Herald) Obvious Lenny Kravitz goes on tour for first time in five years, is angry at modern radio for burying him. "Rock radio won't play anything with horns and pop radio won't play any guitars"  (news.bostonherald.com) (93)
(IndyStar) Obvious Jim Irsay: Peyton's a politician who should keep his concerns "in house." Translation: Peyton's done in Indy  (indystar.com) (94)
(LA Times) Interesting The newest popular hairstyle is based on Boardwalk Empire's Jimmy Darmody: Close on the sides, long and combed back on top, gaping exit wound in the back  (articles.latimes.com) (31)
(Wired) Interesting The world's first computer password may as well have been 1234 or password. Damn, now I have to update my Fark account again  (wired.com) (21)
(LA Times) Sad Minor altercation escalates when first knife, then gun pulled out. 'Minor' because it was in a 7th-grade class  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (21)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Kotaku) Sad Nintendo expects first annual loss in 30 years  (kotaku.com) (109)
(SeattlePI) Sick Feds believe Washington pharmacies gave used drugs to nursing homes. Man, I hope they at least cleaned the suppositories first  (seattlepi.com) (17)
(NPR) Stupid Substantive policy driven interview with Ron Paul. Well, the first half anyway, the rest is about the probable, not very likely, but not ruled out, 3rd party candidacy, that may or may not be under consideration that is off the table  (npr.org) (24)
(Some Guy) Sad For the first time ever a Snowy Owl migrates to Hawaii. Avada Kedavra   (hawaii.land.blogs.civilbeat.com) (64)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 351: "Stoned". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (198)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Canada.com) Weird Thai thief caught with 10,000 pairs of women's underwear. Only 10,000? Amateur  (canada.com) (44)
(LA Times) Followup The House on Tuesday approved a measure that seeks to permit religious symbols on federal war memorials; betting pool now open on how long before the first pentagram is erected for the lulz  (latimes.com) (214)


Tue January 24, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Adorable girl honored for saving her mother's life, albeit a little unconventionally....."I called 911, but first I slapped her with a piece of pizza"  (mysuncoast.com) (35)
(VA.gov) Dumbass Department of Veterans Affairs responds to FOIA request by Ancestry.com by providing personal information, service dates and social security numbers of 2,200 not-quite-dead veterans  (va.gov) (62)
(The Consumerist) PSA Do you sell merchandise online? If so, prepare to meet your new worst tax nightmare, Form 1099-K  (consumerist.com) (172)
(WLSAM) Obvious Dear Mr. President, in your SOTU speech this evening, I suggest you avoid talking about your first term in office. It won't do you a damn bit of good. Sincerely, Rahm  (wlsam.com) (68)
(Huffington Post) Obvious First post  (huffingtonpost.com) (963)
(Buzzfeed) Spiffy BMW introduces first open-road self-driving car guided by remote assist. Driver's hands now free to accomplish other important front seat tasks (w/video)  (buzzfeed.com) (32)
(BusinessWeek) Followup Starbucks begins nationwide sale of alcohol, proudly introduces America's first $30 beer  (businessweek.com) (63)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your house is on fire. You are a college student. Who do you first call? C) Mommy and Daddy  (bu.edu) (70)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Gawker) Spiffy Veteran without health insurance and in need of a new kidney accidentally buys lottery ticket, wins $14.3 million. First thing he plans to buy is health insurance  (gawker.com) (90)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Paul Krugman's glass half-full runneth over in optimism for the first time in three years: "It could be worse"  (nytimes.com) (126)
(Some Guy) Scary Why hasn't the media been covering this more? This is the first I'm hearing of this; you'd think there'd at least be some questions being asked  (hiddencodes.com) (162)
(Some Hippie) Stupid First world problem: effects of organic milk shortage felt in Boulder  (dailycamera.com) (140)
(Herald Tribune) Florida Why does first-term (R) Rep. Ben Albritton, a citrus grower from Wauchula and recent chairman of the Florida Citrus Commission hate photography?  (heraldtribune.com) (59)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Spiffy Hello, possums. Barry "Dame Edna" Humphries wins title of Australian of the Year in the UK, marking the first time the award has not been won by someone named Bruce  (theage.com.au) (23)
(Canada.com) Unlikely Paul Martin calls on Stephen Harper to admit mistake. Stephen Harper calls on Paul Martin to unify quantum physics with general relativity, balance the U.S. budget, and battle his evil double from an alternate reality to the death first  (canada.com) (42)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Deadspin) Fail FOX aired an English Premier League match live on broadcast TV for the first time. Too bad lots of affiliates decided "Corky Romano" was more compelling television  (deadspin.com) (141)
(The Onion) Amusing Joe Paterno dies in hospital, doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow  (theonion.com) (55)
(Deadspin) Spiffy The amazing soccer weekend continue - U.S. beats Venezuela 1-0 on goal in 97th minute. First win over South American team in 5 years (w/video)  (deadspin.com) (28)
(ESPN) Cool Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (5698)
(Mirror.co.uk) Spiffy Pass the stuffing, Turkey has just completed the world's first triple-limb transplant  (mirror.co.uk) (16)
(CNN) Cool Dempsey becomes the first American soccer player ever to score a hat trick in the EPL  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (24)


Sat January 21, 2012
(CNN) Obvious James Carville writes an open letter to the GOP establishment: "Let me break it to you gently -- you've got a first-class disaster on your hands"  (cnn.com) (243)
(ESPN) NewsFlash For the first time in 46 games, Duke sucks at home  (scores.espn.go.com) (50)
(The New York Times) Interesting Archaeological discoveries in the Amazon show extensive urban development, which is complete nonsense since we know Columbus created the first cities by burning down all the natives and exploiting them for oil  (nytimes.com) (35)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Chicago celebrates no shootings or murders in a 24-hour period for the first time in a year. Tourist brochures immediately sent out to be updated  (suntimes.com) (99)
(Fark) Survey Random Question of the Day: You've just been crowned Supreme Dictator-for-Life of the Entire World. What is your first official act, your Excellency?  (fark.com) (474)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Man tells IRS he is a resident of 'heaven,' owes no taxes. Let's see how this one works out for him  (floridatoday.com) (60)
(MSNBC) Obvious Colts owner Jim Irsay says they will be picking the best player in the draft who can pound a ten inch spike through a 2x4 with his neck  (msnbc.msn.com) (68)
(Some Guy) Video The first clip from the "Manos: the Hands of Fate" restoration project is up; Torgo has never looked clearer or creepier  (manosinhd.com) (22)
(USA Today) Spiffy Good news, pasty basement dwellers. If you can walk two flights of stairs without wheezing, you're healthy enough for sex  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (55)
(CNN) Dumbass Look, people. Stop repeating the lies. The Concordia's captain did *not* flee his ship right after the crash. He ordered a nice dinner with his girlfriend first while supplies were falling off the kitchen shelves. Michael Brown nods approval  (cnn.com) (104)
(NPR) Followup Iowa Republicans: OK, you know, maybe Santorum didn't win after all. Fark it, stop asking us, there's still another 47 states to go WE DON'T NEED THIS PRESSURE. Oh, dibs on being first in the nation next time, too  (npr.org) (51)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Washington Post) Obvious Wealthy Americans showing their love of country by renouncing their US citizenship before anti tax evasion law takes effect  (washingtonpost.com) (370)
(Some Guy) Asinine Costa Cruise Exec blasts survivors for 'sensationalism,' says they should have just tripped into a lifeboat like the captain and first officers  (news.sky.com) (103)
(TMZ) Followup Model Lauren Scruggs leaves the hospital for the first time since her accident (w/ you'd still hit it like a propeller pic)  (tmz.com) (121)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 350: "Straight Out of Camera". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (205)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Fark) Sappy What was the name of your first crush? How did you know them? Did you ever tell them?  (fark.com) (225)
(Some TFette who wants a greenlight) Silly WETF*G - Posts ending in 2 or 6 pick the next word. First word: SOPA  (food.sndimg.com) (279)
(Yahoo) Scary Boing Boing did it first  (news.yahoo.com) (22)
(Discovery) Dumbass Hey check it out, it's the first mainstream media Alpha Quitter of the SOPA/PIPA protest  (news.discovery.com) (63)
(Some Guy) Strange Not news: Small, furry mammal discovered on NYC subway. News: It's an oppossum, not a rat. Fark: Officials say it's the first time a wild animal has ever been found on the subway  (democratandchronicle.com) (24)
(YouTube) Cool I can has first submission approval evar? No not yours  (youtube.com) (13)
(Chicago Tribune) Sad Study finds that the US economy is losing its competitive edge, citing complex taxes, ineffective politics and lagging schools. Fortunately, US still strongly in first place in political theater and generating annoying reality TV stars  (chicagotribune.com) (177)


Tue January 17, 2012
(National Post) Obvious Male hairstylist's excessive junk in the trunk sparks flaming drama  (news.nationalpost.com) (28)
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Budget crisis has delayed school repairs and halted the purchase of new laptops and buses at a Florida school. Do they save money any way possible? Or do they debate on spending $111,000 for a new scoreboard  (sun-sentinel.com) (72)
(Salon) Sad In last night's Republican debate in South Carolina, on Martin Luther King's birthday, Newt Gingrich mocks Juan Williams for being black and having a Spanish first name. *sigh*  (salon.com) (335)
(Daily Mail) Followup First look inside the partially submerged cruise ship, Costa Concordia (w/photos & videos)  (dailymail.co.uk) (143)


Mon January 16, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Eddie's isolated guitar track from "I'm The One" off Van Halen's first album. This should spawn a rational discussion  (youtube.com) (84)
(WTSP) Asinine Delta flight forced to land after two unruly first class passengers demand food and champagne  (wtsp.com) (113)


Sun January 15, 2012
(SFGate) Fail Did you miss the first two weeks of ABC's new sitcom 'Work It'? Don't worry you weren't alone  (sfgate.com) (71)
(Philly.com) Amusing The economy is tanking, so naturally, your first thought is "I need more guns"  (philly.com) (149)
(ESPN) Cool Can the Texans defeat the Ravens to play in their first championship game? Will the Giants send the Packers packing? Will anything beat the Saints/49ers game? It's the NFL Divisionals Day 2 thread, games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting How to roast your own coffee beans: First, buy a roaster. Then buy some coffee beans. Next roast the beans for ten minutes at 383-degrees if you want cinnamon roast, but 410-degrees if you want... awww, screw this, I'm going to Starbucks  (mnn.com) (129)
(Space) Silly Lord British creates the first sci-fi movie filmed entirely in space, but NASA won't let him show it to anyone. Someone summon Shamino and Iolo  (space.com) (80)
(Anathemaguild) Spiffy Gaming site Anathemaguild picks its very first Headline of the Day by selecting one from the FARK Geek tab  (anathemaguild.guildlaunch.com) (0)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Morning Call) Dumbass ♫ Spider-Man ♫ Spider-Man ♫ Gets stuck in a vent 'cause he can ♫ He is drunk off his ass ♫ No, his skills aren't first class ♫ WATCH OUT ♫ We caught the Spider-Man ♫  (mcall.com) (33)
(CBS News) Interesting Ron Paul says he and his supporters are "nibbling at the heels" of Mitt Romney, making Romney the first candidate in US history to be in danger of being nibbled to death by dicks  (cbsnews.com) (58)
(Reuters) Obvious Japan's sixth prime minister in the last five years shuffles cabinet, deck chairs  (reuters.com) (7)
(IGN) Interesting Are first posts bad for videogames?  (games.ign.com) (112)
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail The CW is still going forward with their musical chairs game show and are now calling it OH SIT  (insidetv.ew.com) (39)


Thu January 12, 2012
(The Sun) Cool Beyonce and Jay-Z want to be the first to shoot a video while in outer space. Courtney Love still claims to be the first to make a video while spaced out  (thesun.co.uk) (34)
(TC Palm) Florida Man calls 911 while in taxi and claims he's being kidnapped to avoid paying cab fare. Because this is Florida, he makes seven more 911 calls when the first fails and gets his drunk self thrown in jail  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (4)
(USA Today) Interesting Colts hire ex- Philadelphia Eagle director of player personnel Ryan Grigson as new GM. Will immediately report to Jim Irsay, Peyton Manning  (usatoday.com) (47)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Protip: After stealing baseball and sports memorabilia, don't offer to sell them back to the person you stole them from in the first place  (tampabay.com) (9)
(USA Today) Spiffy You always pay full price for the first. The second's just a little bit cheaper. But after that...hey, bargain city  (usatoday.com) (51)
(NBC New York) Scary First they came for the smokers and I didn't speak up because I don't smoke  (nbcnewyork.com) (231)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 349: "Bacon". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (83)


Wed January 11, 2012
(CNBC) Amusing The IRS: Master baiters  (cnbc.com) (12)
(BBC) Scary First they came for the nail clippers and I didn't speak out. Then they came for the sippy cups and I was silent. Then they came for the virus tainted civet cat and I said nothing because I like Chinese restaurants  (bbc.co.uk) (11)
(Fox 4 KC) Amusing Tonight on Real Churchwives of Kansas: Pastor Joe marries second wife while still married to first, after first wife used online cheating site to profess love for another man. Jesus  (fox4kc.com) (40)
(Fox News) Scary Has the Mayan Apocalypse claimed its first victims?  (foxnews.com) (66)
(AP) Interesting North Korea rejects "we'll give you food if you don't make nukes" offer, thus marking the first time Kim Jong-un ever turned down an offer of food  (hosted.ap.org) (98)
(CNN) Amusing When you're the Jacksonville Jaguars and you have a head coaching vacancy, of course you'd watch the first 2-points-only playoff performance and hire the beautiful mind responsible for it  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (54)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Fox News) Followup Steven Tyler schools the Supreme Court on the first amendment, broadcast regulations, and how to do a line of blow off Justice Ginsburg's ass  (foxnews.com) (49)
(Boston.com) Amusing The voters of Dixville Notch, NH are famed for being the first town in the country to vote. So who got the most votes this morning? Barack Obama  (boston.com) (136)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Early polling rumors indicate that Romney will take first place in New Hampshire, and second place will go to RON PA--sorry, wait, it will go to...Jon Huntsman. Who?  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (96)
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine In case anyone cares, Newt Gingrich gets the all-important "former first dude of Alaska" endorsement   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (42)
(Nuke The Fridge) Hero Two-fisted hero of viral video "Star Wars Nerd vs. Punk" bounces back from Stage 3 brain cancer, seeks tax-deductible donations to run Disney World marathon. Still no cure for Han firing first  (nukethefridge.com) (93)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Kansas GOP Speaker of the House sends emails praising The Obamas. LOL, Just kidding... He sent emails asking friends to pray for Obama's death and calling the First Lady "Mrs. YoMama"  (www2.ljworld.com) (226)
(TSN) Cool Congrats to Shane Doan for getting his first NHL hat trick. It only took 1100+ games to do, but at least he got it out of the way  (tsn.ca) (59)


Sat January 07, 2012
(BBC) Spiffy Mae Jemison, America's first black female astronaut and famed for her cameo on ST:TNG, named to head DARPA's 100-year starship project  (bbc.co.uk) (65)
(LA Magazine) Strange Trying to find a parking space is driving people insane. Pulling in to a parallel space front first is stealing. It's how you park when you're pulling a bank job  (lamag.com) (64)
(Fox News) Interesting India gets its first supercar. But do they have a Supertrain? Or a Manimal?  (foxnews.com) (94)
(TSN) Followup NHLPA rejects NHL's realignment plan, firing the first shot in the upcoming CBA negotiations  (tsn.ca) (307)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup After Texas school shooting where police killed a 15-year-old eighth grader, many questions loom--the first of which is, what is a 15 year old doing in eighth grade?  (news.yahoo.com) (192)
(northwestohio) Cool Ugly ass tiger cubs greet visitors for the first time at the Toledo Zoo. (w/ video) Ugly assfecta in play  (northwestohio.com) (19)
(SF Gate) Cool Giants fans, if you ever wanted your very own Brian Wilson garden gnome, be one of the first 20,000 people at the May 20 game at AT&T Park  (sfist.com) (22)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool First look at "Star Trek: The Next Generation" in high definition. THERE ARE FOUR VERY WELL-DEFINED LIGHTS  (insidetv.ew.com) (187)
(Yahoo) Ironic MA Senator Scott Brown comes out in support of Obama's appointment of Cordray to run the CFPB. If he'd done that with Obama's first choice, he might not be about to get his ass kicked in the next election  (news.yahoo.com) (46)
(Great Falls Tribune) Interesting Montana population reaches 1 million for the first time. Big Sky Country will soon change to Brown Sky Country  (greatfallstribune.com) (41)
(CNN) Sad Kirstie Alley: "I'll date ugly men." Ugly Men: "No thanks"  (cnn.com) (40)
(Techzwn) Asinine Not News: News industry forms RIAA-like group. News: Says lawsuits won't be part of starting playbook, but will be added eventually. Fark: First salesperson starts next week  (techzwn.com) (29)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Tapir Baby Daddy) Florida Ugly ass baby Tapir the first new year baby at the Tampa Zoo. With ugly ass pics  (southtampa.wtsp.com) (37)
(Yahoo) Asinine Apparently having never heard of the states of "Ohio" or "Wisconsin"; Indiana Republicans try to force through a union-busting bill on the first day fo the legislative session  (news.yahoo.com) (125)
(IT World) Interesting FDA approves first self-sanitizing keyboard. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED  (itworld.com) (22)
(wmal.com) Strange Federal judge says Maryland's redistricting boundaries look like "a broken-winged pterodactyl, lying prostrate across the center of the state," which may mark the first time a judge has likened district boundaries to a dinosaur  (wmal.com) (34)
(Buzzfeed) Amusing Twitter reactions of 25 people who just googled "Santorum" for the first time  (buzzfeed.com) (142)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 348: "Desolation". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (188)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The New York Times) Hero Despite the best efforts of the GOP to block him, Obama recess appoints the first ever head of the Consumer Financial Protection Agency  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (516)
(TMZ) Interesting Judge rules that Darryl Strawberry's ex-wife can't touch the $800,000 she got in their divorce settlement until the IRS gets their cut, she hits at least one pinch-hit grand slam, and appears in at least four All-Star games  (tmz.com) (18)
(EITB) Ironic Holders Real Madrid scored three times in 10 minutes to fight back Malaga 3-2 in their King's Cup last 16 first leg, sparked by a furious dressing down from Jose Mourinho  (eitb.com) (12)
(MSNBC) Followup Romney comes first, followed by Santorum  (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (278)


Tue January 03, 2012
(The New York Observer) Stupid James Franco has sold his first novel to Amazon.com's publishing arm. It will basically be a story about how James Franco became James Franco and got famous by playing James Franco and no one else  (observer.com) (32)
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Today's NYC has got you by the short hairs for unknowingly violating its gun law brought to you by the Empire State Building  (dailycaller.com) (485)
(Some C130 Guy) Cool The coolest video of a C130J performing at an airshow you'll see today  (patricksaviation.com) (33)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool Captain Picard would feel right at home in Quantas' Airbus first class section (w/ pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)
(Wikipedia) Photoshop Photoshop Challenge: Photoshop the first big scandal of 2012  (en.wikipedia.org) (15)
(Want - Want - Want - Want) Cool They are auctioning off the first 10 prototype Raspberry Pi boards on eBay, but more importantly, the auction indicates they will be selling them retail in a month  (raspberrypi.org) (30)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Iran produces its first nuclear fuel rod. Happy New Year  (foxnews.com) (190)
(USA Today) Interesting Officials believe the seismic activity in Ohio may have been triggered by man made interference. No, not your mom falling down, but that was my first thought too  (usatoday.com) (76)
(NJ.com) Fail The first rule of gunpoint carjacking club is, don't choose a cop. The second rule of gunpoint carjacking club is, choose a getaway driver who can drive  (nj.com) (24)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy McDonald's in California to offer free coffee for first two weeks of 2012. Starbucks restaurants annoyed, now doing a slow burn  (dailymail.co.uk) (41)
(USA Today) Amusing Prison inmates have registered with the IRS as tax preparers. Will take payments in cash, candy bars, cigarettes  (usatoday.com) (27)
(Daily Mail) Cool Century-old colour photographs that were taken around the world are to be shown to mass audiences for the first time thanks to a BBC Documentary (One NSFW photo)  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)
(ESPN) Interesting Alistair Overeem defeats Brock Lesnar via first round TKO. Brock immediately retires and challenges The Undertaker to a match at WrestleMania XXVIII. Well, he didn't do the second thing, but you know that's coming  (espn.go.com) (106)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting For the first time since your grandpa was a kid, the US exported more fuel than it imported this year. Let's take a victory lap  (old.news.yahoo.com) (93)
(Some Guy) Obvious Sam's Club, home of the 40 gallon mayonnaise drum, enormous barrels of pickles, and 50 pound sacks of deep-fried frozen meat substitute nuggets, will now offer health screenings. First recommendation from doctors will be STOP SHOPPING HERE  (wfaa.com) (75)
(NYPost) Hero Hiker and his dog rescued from California cliff after he slid down to get his dog when the dog went over the edge first. Hero tag is for all involved except the father who threw the bottle that the dog went over for  (nypost.com) (41)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Wired) Cool If you've ever wanted to read the long-out-of print, incredibly awesome Blade Runner sketchbook, someone has graciously uploaded it to the internet so you can see firsthand the greatness of what could have been  (wired.com) (80)
(NYPost) Followup Hal Steinbrenner to IRS: Thanks for the $670,000 refund. IRS: Yeah, about that  (nypost.com) (4)
(Hollywood Tuna) Fail Someone needs to tell Maria Menounos that when you tweet hot tub bikini pictures, crop out your parents first  (hollywoodtuna.com) (36)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool A Kings of Leon rocker and his Victoria's Secret spouse are going to be first time parents. There's no obvious baby bump to showcase just yet but there are a couple of Angel poses worth viewing  (bittenandbound.com) (13)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely "They met for the first time at a party and within minutes, one had offered to donate her kidney to the other"  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 347: "Farktography Classic: B-Sides and Unreleased Tracks 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (100)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Huffington Post) Silly Bon Iver making the first workout DVD targeted exclusively at hipsters. Exercises will include intense plaid shirt buttoning, repetitive beard stroking, and coffee cup curls  (huffingtonpost.com) (46)
(Google) Spiffy Golden State Warriors' Mark Jackson gets first victory as NBA coach, now only 1334 behind Don Nelson  (google.com) (14)
(Some Guy) Strange The first Hello Kitty restaurant in China features pink tablecloths and lamps, waiters in white shirts with red bows and blue rompers, and a Christmas tree in the middle of the room, surrounded with Kitty balloons  (asiaone.com) (33)


Tue December 27, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Carolina Hurricanes goalie Cam Ward gets the first goal of his career via another hell of a goof from New Jersey's Ilya Kovalchuk  (youtube.com) (32)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Stairs temporarily escalator  (news.yahoo.com) (61)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Victoria Principal planning on being one of the world's first space tourists, still looks out of this world at 61  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)
(LA Times) Amusing The LA Times review of Gov. Jerry Brown first year back in office: "His biggest achievement is essentially overlooked: He didn't screw things up worse"  (latimes.com) (169)


Sun December 25, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy Merry Christmas everyone. Here's The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl with the timeless classic Fairytale of New York  (youtube.com) (14)


Sat December 24, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Seahawks troll their way to victory over the 49ers? How badly will the Bills lose to the Teebuses? Will the Cowboys and Giants wind up tied for first in the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 16 thread, games start at 1 PM on CBS and Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (2127)
(Some Guy) Sad Had I known that I wouldn't be getting a first gen back, I would have never sent mine in. Greed got the best of me. I should have kept my first gen, it was fine  (appleinsider.com) (96)


Fri December 23, 2011
(ABC) Silly According to the Mayan Calendar, today is the first day of the end of the world. Happy Apocalypse everybody  (abcnews.go.com) (129)
(Some Guy) Unlikely A slide show of Michelle Obama so you can decide for yourself if the First Lady has a 'large posterior'  (usnews.com) (224)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass A man has been charged with attempted murder after throwing a bowling ball at a woman's head. The Sphinx says that before throwing the bowling ball, you must first let the bowling ball throw you  (charlotte.cbslocal.com) (54)
(BBC) Cool For the first three nights of Hanukkah, we are all given the gift of midweek EPL matches. Unfortunately for subby, Hanukkah and Drogba don't rhyme. But here's your thread anyway with the first match at 2:45pm EST  (news.bbc.co.uk) (255)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 346: "Farktography Classic: Season's Greetings 5". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (83)


Wed December 21, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine If you talk to people about jury nullification, this prosecutor will seek to have you jailed for six months. Subby wonders what the prosecutor might do to anyone who talks about the First Amendment  (nytimes.com) (307)
(Some Guy) Spiffy A Navy tradition caught up with the repeal of 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' today when two women sailors became the first to share the coveted "first kiss" on the dock after one of them returned from 80 days at sea  (wtkr.com) (489)
(CNN) Obvious Kim Jong Un issues first order as president. I bet it was for a banana split  (cnn.com) (134)
(Mercatus Center) Interesting #Occupy Their Lawn might be the move, what with the bluehairs soaking up half the federal budget in two decades' time  (mercatus.org) (45)
(MSNBC) Weird Scary: boy gets flesh eating bacteria. Interesting: on the face. News: survives. Fark: so the Vatican canonizes a dead 17th centry Native American. Cool: first American saint. Silly: unless you're Mormon, I guess  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (111)
(Washington Post) Cool 'Sensitive Santas' are providing their services so that children with autism can make their first ever visit to the Jolly Old Elf  (washingtonpost.com) (31)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Coming Soon) Cool The first trailer for "The Hobbit" is finally online. Peter Jackson has done it again  (comingsoon.net) (343)
(Warming Glow) Sad HBO cancels three shows you probably weren't even watching in the first place  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (99)
(LiveLeak) Amusing How many monkey butlers will there be? One at first, but he'll train others  (liveleak.com) (7)
(Slate) Amusing One woman's quest to obtain the hairstyle of Callista Gingrich  (slate.com) (98)
(Politico) Obvious Conservatives and Republican elites in Iowa want voters to ignore Ron Paul win because it might kill the first-in-the-nation caucuses, not realizing that one does not simply ignore RON PAUL  (politico.com) (117)
(Gizmodo) Hero YouHaveDownloaded.com outs its first major offender: The RIAA  (gizmodo.com) (144)
(USA Today) Spiffy Super Bowl to be streamed online (legally) for first time  (usatoday.com) (18)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Salon) Dumbass Cheney urges "quick airstrike" against Iran, to be followed by a "swift invasion" that will pay for itself when the teeming masses rise up to embrace their American liberators  (salon.com) (259)
(Economist) Spiffy For the first time in forty years America's prison population has actually decreased. Either the costs of locking up non-violent offenders is to blame, or Obama is releasing them to rape your women and children  (economist.com) (69)


Sun December 18, 2011
(USA Today) Amusing Carnival Cruises to sponsor first "horror convention" at sea. No word if this is just a clever rebranding of the standard norovirus and suspicious shellfish on a regular cruise or if this costs extra  (travel.usatoday.com) (28)
(BBC) Dumbass Romney attacks Obama over US troop withdrawal from Iraq, forgets which President brokered the withdrawal in the first place. Next up: Attacking Obama for TARP bailout  (bbc.co.uk) (133)
(Houston Chronicle) Cool When Harvey Stewart first went to prison 60 years ago, gasoline was 20 cents a gallon, a postage stamp cost three pennies and Harry Truman was president. After parole all he wants is "a good easygoing meal and a rootbeer"  (chron.com) (112)
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Redskins QB Mark Rypen's daughter threw three TDs in her first lingerie league start. It looks like Dan Snyder has found Sexy Rexy's replacement  (lostlettermen.com) (41)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Politico) Hero "Total appropriations - emergency and non-emergency - in 2012 are expected to be no more than $1.181 trillion, about $30 billion less than 2011 and an estimated $94 billion below fiscal 2010 when Democrats controlled Congress"  (politico.com) (305)
(Yahoo) Scary South Carolina woman has first human rabies case in 50 years. Kentucky dissappointed  (news.yahoo.com) (114)
(Pensito) Amusing As America's first male First Lady, Marcus Bachmann says his number one cause will be hating gays  (pensitoreview.com) (118)
(CBS News) Followup Just when you thought you've completely wiped out the memory of the the last one, Madonna to release first album in five years  (cbsnews.com) (22)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Slate) Interesting "It's reshaping the pattern of demand in the economy, redirecting production into goods that are complementary to Skyrim, like more comfortable chairs and surgery to correct vision problems associated with excessive Skyrim-playing"  (slate.com) (68)
(Space) Sad NASA pulls the plug on Space Shuttle Discovery for the last time Friday, Dec. 16, more than 28 years after the NASA's retired fleet leader first came alive. A faint, "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave" was heard  (space.com) (112)
(Starpulse) Fail Katy Perry tops Adele to become MTV's first Artist of the Year. MTV would like to thank the deaf community for their votes  (starpulse.com) (124)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup At last night's debate, Mitt Romney's biggest challenge was proving he wasn't flip-flopping. He was successful at first, then he managed to prove his critics right, then wrong again, and then right again  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (67)
(CBS News) Spiffy The world's oldest stockbroker still trading at age 105, fondly remembers his first job with Smith Barney Rubble  (cbsnews.com) (27)
(YouTube) Video First trailer/look at G.I. Joe sequel is pretty PORKCHOP SANDWICHES  (youtube.com) (176)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Short List) Asinine So guys, what shall we wrap our 204kgs of cocaine in so as not to draw the attention of the law? Adolf, your hand was up first  (shortlist.com) (24)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 345: "Mandatory Procrastination". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (98)


Wed December 14, 2011
(SeattlePI) Scary If you like drinking Mountain Dew, Squirt, Fanta Orange, Sunkist Pineapple, Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Powerade Strawberry Lemonade or Fresca congratulations: You're drinking flame retardant  (blog.seattlepi.com) (263)
(Break) Video Want to add some excitement to a women's tennis match? Announce that the first person to kiss Yanina Wickmayer will win a car  (break.com) (35)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Philly.com) Interesting On New Year's Day San Francisco to become first U.S city to top $10/hour minimum wage. Movie ushers can now afford that double wide fridge box  (philly.com) (104)
(YouTube) Video First official trailer for Men In Black 3 looks better than expected. If nothing else it proves Josh Brolin does a damn good job of channeling his inner Tommy Lee Jones  (youtube.com) (277)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Nola.com) Asinine David Stern's requirements for a successful trade: One of the seven wonders of the world; the Hope Diamond; a Bugatti Veyron; a first round draft pick; and a player to be named later  (nola.com) (110)


Sun December 11, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Colts pick up their first win of the season? Can the Bears maul Teebus? Will the Giants defeat the Cowboys to tie up the NFC East? It's the NFL Week 14 thread (games start at 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(ABC) Ironic Chuck Schumer thinks that all the TSA needs to fix itself is a "passenger advocate," position to be filled by the agency that's needing help determining "right" from "wrong" in the first place  (abcnews.go.com) (98)
(SLTrib) Strange Before you start tearing down the walls of your home because you hear your girlfriend calling for help behind one, first make sure she's not actually vacationing in Texas  (sltrib.com) (33)
(Gizmodo) Cool The face of atomic death: the first millisecond of a nuclear explosion looks like a horribly deformed skull  (gizmodo.com) (97)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Wired) Cool Meet the world's first flash supercomputer. I guess it's impressive and everything, but it doesn't show up at all on my iPad  (wired.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Spiffy UFC 140 discussion thread. Jon Jones and Lyoto Machida. Plus big Nog, little Nog, pour yourself a glass of eggnog, the Hairrow and many more great fighters will take to the octagon. First fights start at 5:50pm ET  (ufc.com) (667)
(TMZ) Obvious Hugh Hefner shocked by Internet leak of Playboy's Lindsay Lohan spread. This is the first time the word "shocked" has been used in connection with either Playboy or Lindsay Lohan in years  (tmz.com) (136)


Fri December 09, 2011
(New Scientist) Cool "Matrix Multiplication", a key theoretical mathematical tool for solving problems in physics, economics and science, makes first major discovery in 24 years. I was told there would be no math  (newscientist.com) (61)
(Daily Mail) Strange GoldenPalace.com deemed pictures of heavily pregnant Anna Nicole Smith wearing only a thin layer of gold paint too unremarkable to publish, so you're seeing them now for the first time. Now _that's_ remarkable. Not safe for work  (dailymail.co.uk) (39)
(Washington Post) Obvious Coca-Cola moves its secret formula (water, sugar, brown food coloring) to a different vault for first time since they removed opium from the recipe  (washingtonpost.com) (135)
(Tulsa World) Dumbass Meth: now so easy to make, you don't even have to leave Walmart first  (tulsaworld.com) (93)


Thu December 08, 2011
(ESPN) Dumbass First baseman from Los Angeles baseball team in the news today. No not that one. James Loney arrested for DUI after hitting three cars on the freeway  (espn.go.com) (26)
(RTV6) Obvious Colts owner Jim Irsay sees no reason to string along Indianapolis fans any longer, admits Manning probably won't play in 2011  (theindychannel.com) (103)
(Burlington Free Press) Spiffy Not news: armed robbery. News: caught on security camera. Fark: world's first "photobong" (w/ pic)  (burlingtonfreepress.com) (33)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 344: "Let's Go Shopping". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (129)


Tue December 06, 2011
(STLToday) Fail The first clause in the first sentence of the article is a proper noun, the second clause is comedy gold, and the final clause is pure fail. Whew, it's been a while since Subby had to diagram a sentence  (stltoday.com) (51)
(Detroit News) Amusing Detroit Tiger Brandon Inge has his first ever multiple hit day  (detnews.com) (16)
(Pitchfork) Asinine In what will undoubtedly go down in history as the first time Fark defends hipsters, Bon Iver attacked for endorsing alcohol  (pitchfork.com) (88)
(Slate) Asinine In Virginia, the first day of school is determined by: a) Your local school board, b) the school's principal, c) the PTA, or d) the state's theme park industry?  (slate.com) (93)
(Boston Herald) Asinine Instead of scoring the game winning TD, delivering his school its first ever championship, QB flagged for illegal celebration for raising his hand before scoring  (bostonherald.com) (223)
(Trending Media) Spiffy Trending Media runs the first five posts featured on the main page of Fark at 7:22 p.m. Monday, Nov. 28, 2011. Why? Why not?  (trendingmedia.blogspot.com) (0)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Congratulations to the first NBA player to come out, unless he was just Twitterjacked  (huffingtonpost.com) (48)
(BBC) Cool Kepler-22b or not to be? Or, in other words, should we attempt to rationally analyze the first habitable planet confirmed to possibly have water, or should we just start launching whatever the hell we can at it?  (bbc.co.uk) (142)
(CNN) Interesting The United States is on track this year to be a net exporter of refined oil products for the first time in 62 years  (money.cnn.com) (125)
(Fark) Sad A few more Headline of the Year nominees that didn't make the cut (first quarter)  (fark.com) (28)
(ESPN) Fail Jason Garrett becomes first head coach in years to successfully ice a kicker. Fail tag appears because it was his kicker  (espn.go.com) (87)
(Daily Mail) Hero Army medic becomes first female soldier to kill in combat. "It was him or me"  (dailymail.co.uk) (174)
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting UK paper Daily MIrror opines that the US will likely hit Iran within two weeks with massive airstrikes. Then again, they also have a story titled "Two drivers still on road after eight drink-drive convictions EACH", so... let's see  (mirror.co.uk) (64)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Who should pay for the aging water infrastructure? Baby boomers whistle and point out that they got theirs, so f*ck you  (theatlanticcities.com) (206)
(The Sun) Amusing Kanye West says he expects world leaders at his funeral. "Ones that say, 'Kanye gave me my first shot, he told me to believe in myself'  (thesun.co.uk) (79)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Fark) Cool It's the first anniversary of the greatest Fark holiday of all. Merry Biatchmas to all, and to all a good fight  (fark.com) (72)
(jezebel.com) Scary Xeni Jardin live-tweets her first mammogram, is diagnosed with cancer  (jezebel.com) (132)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ultrasound of baby "Tebowing" is first time anything having to do with Tim Tebow was inside a woman  (athlonsports.com) (124)
(Some Guy) Scary North Carolina man cannot collect damages from first responders who declared him dead, body bagged him and placed him in a refrigerator drawer  (thejobmouse.com) (53)
(AZCentral) Obvious Before you stab your husband in rage because you discovered he belongs to an online dating service, first make sure it's not an old account he opened before meeting you  (azcentral.com) (40)
(Starpulse) Obvious First trailer for next year's Dallas reboot on TNT has arrived, and it looks like... well, it looks like 90210 with oil  (starpulse.com) (23)
(SportsGrid) Amusing Red Sox fans react to the hiring of "the first Eye-talian managah" by hitting the local airwaves. Cahl Crawwfid, you've been warned  (sportsgrid.com) (38)
(ABC Action News) Florida Police arrest 29 during a raid on a homeless shelter; take food, literature and first amendment away from occupiers  (abcactionnews.com) (46)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing It's Damn You Autocorrect's first year anniversary. Let's have a look at the top 25 entries  (damnyouautocorrect.com) (292)
(truTV) Asinine When designing a bikini lap dance contest, don't place flimsy lawn chairs on the edge of the stage, or else drunk college kids will fall over and be further humiliated...Okay, on second thought, do  (trutv.com) (124)
(New York Daily News) PSA Boring parts first so you'll read the whole thing: public service announcement for spaying and neutering debuts, featuring topless Katherine Heigl...see? You CAN do delayed gratification  (nydailynews.com) (40)
(Some Guy) Amusing Ways to know a first date has gone wrong: 1. You fall asleep on her couch. 2. You wake up bleeding. 3. She's from a town called Bumpass  (newsleader.com) (35)
(NYPost) Interesting For the first time in 40 years of Nielsen Research, the number of households with TV sets has dropped. Community was worse than we thought  (nypost.com) (77)
(CNN) Unlikely Facebook COO says that Facebook was 'the first innovator in privacy'. No, really, she said that. Stop laughing  (money.cnn.com) (39)
(Washington Post) Amusing If elected, Jon Huntsman would be the first U.S. president with an Emmy  (washingtonpost.com) (14)
(Chicago Tribune) Cool In his first move as Cubs GM, Epstein signs DeJesus to a 2 year deal. This is not a repeat from 1977  (chicagotribune.com) (36)
(CNNGo) Cool World's first chocolate theme park travels through China. Though it still lacks all-you-can-eat live chocolate puppies, it's nice to see Homer Simpson's greatest vision one step closer to being realized  (cnngo.com) (40)
(Daily Mail) Interesting First photo of Daniel Day-Lewis as Abraham Lincoln. Why am I even clicking on this? I always thought he'd make a better John Wilk-- HOLY FARK  (dailymail.co.uk) (281)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 343: "Dungeons & Dragons". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (120)


Wed November 30, 2011
(IOL) Cool World's first sex school opens in Vienna. Subby applying for a need-based scholarship  (iol.co.za) (100)
(truTV) Interesting Kate Middleton is pregnant with a bloodthirsty Dracula Antichrist reptilian cannibal, if all the rumors in this slideshow are true  (trutv.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Interesting First there was porn-porn. Then there was food porn. Now the hottest new trend is property porn. "Scenes that capture explosive tempers and despair are property porn's money shots"  (couriermail.com.au) (49)
(ESPN) Interesting New Jersey Nets to offer Brook Lopez, two first-round draft picks, and an autographed vinyl copy of Bruce Springsteen's "Live/1975-85" album to the Orlando Magic for Dwight Howard  (espn.go.com) (38)
(The Journal Times) Stupid You're at your girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving and her friend sits in your chair. There are many possible outcomes to this situation, but attempted first-degree intentional homicide is generally not one of the results  (journaltimes.com) (48)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy The world's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier turned 50 this week, and all 250,000 who've served aboard the USS Enterprise would like to wish the Big E a very Happy Birthday  (wtkr.com) (124)
(Bitten and Bound) Ironic Kelly Preston shed 39 pounds after giving birth at 48. Her secret weapon .... Kirstie Alley  (bittenandbound.com) (28)
(Uproxx) Obvious Anyone who can watch this video of pharmaceutical research dogs experiencing sunlight and grass for the first time and do it without producing tears is simply not human  (uproxx.com) (334)
(BGR) Cool Siri's first real competition hits Android phones today  (bgr.com) (129)
(Short List) Obvious If you're going to forge a doctor's letter and hand it to the court, make sure you can spell first  (shortlist.com) (8)
(Some Guy) Silly First look at Spider-Man's nemesis The Lizard from upcoming new movie -- in tasty Pez form  (comicbookmovie.com) (31)
(My Fox DC) Fail When donating clothes to the needy, always remember to take your life-savings out of the pockets first  (myfoxdc.com) (26)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Blah Bethany) Fail TLC's new promo for their show Virgin Diaries, featuring virgins kissing for the first time on their wedding day, receives early Emmy nod for Most Hawkward Promo Evar  (blahbethany.com) (100)
(Some Guy) Followup The first operating U.S. nuclear plant shut down because of an earthquake has reopened to glowing reviews  (wtkr.com) (40)
(My Fox DC) Sad Always remember, when washing your kid's clothes - first take your kid out of them  (myfoxdc.com) (83)
(Stuff.co.nz) Spiffy Drew's twin brother claims prize for world's first amateur photograph of another solar system  (stuff.co.nz) (68)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Sick First they took away in-flight meals, then they added checked baggage fees. Now Delta airlines won't even let you watch child porn on your flight  (ksl.com) (97)


Fri November 25, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Silly The First T. Hanksgiving  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (13)
(The New York Times) Scary Finally, the secret is uncovered at last: Mitt Romney's hairstylist says that despite never losing its shape, he uses "no product" on Romney's hair. "It's natural"  (nytimes.com) (82)


Thu November 24, 2011
(News 10 ABC Sacramento) Obvious UFO lands in Nevada desert. First encounter is with a hunter from Auburn holding a shotgun. Hunter shoots UFO repeatedly (includes video of UFO trying to escape)  (news10.net) (143)
(TheFW.com) Interesting It turns out that everything having to do with Thanksgiving, from the first dinner to the pumpkin pie on the table, is total and utter bulls*#t. Happy Thanksgiving  (thefw.com) (79)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 342: "Triptych Portraits". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (88)


Wed November 23, 2011
(BBC) Amusing Even if she lives to be 110 years old; even if she discovers a cure for cancer; even if she is the first human to set foot on Mars, one photo will follow this young woman to the grave  (bbc.co.uk) (154)
(Houston Chronicle) Amusing Brian Ching : "I'd rather retire than play for Montreal if I'm selected by them in the expansion draft" Montreal : "With the first pick of the expansion draft, we select Brian Ching"  (chron.com) (77)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Kirstie Alley weight loss regimen includes low carb eating, cardio training, cigarette butt lift  (dailymail.co.uk) (26)


Tue November 22, 2011
(The Tennessean) Ironic First there was the dot.com bubble, then came the housing bubble, now prepare for the mega-church bubble  (tennessean.com) (148)
(YouTube) Sappy Blind kitten plays with toys for the first time. It's dusty as hell in here  (youtube.com) (43)


Mon November 21, 2011
(New Scientist) Interesting Palaeontologists discover first evidence that dinosaurs ate birds. Those stone buckets from Pangaea Fried Chicken were a big tipoff  (newscientist.com) (10)
(Gizmag) Cool Shackleton Energy Company plans to establish first lunar base and gas stations in space. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*  (gizmag.com) (26)
(Hollywood.com) Obvious Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part One earns $139.5 million its first weekend. Stop it, America  (hollywood.com) (138)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Spiffy Metro Atlantans line up to buy beer for the first time ever on Sunday  (ajc.com) (68)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Malicious cyber attack by foreign hackers (looking at you Russia) that targeted a water plant in Illinois appears to be the first of its kind on a critical computer system in the United States  (washingtonpost.com) (92)
(New York Daily News) Followup First person to pitch a tent at Zuccotti Park also buried his spike for the first time there  (nydailynews.com) (184)
(Some Guy) Interesting The holiday season is officially here now that cops have made their first arrest of someone carrying gift-wrapped packages of marijuana  (kitsapsun.com) (45)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass This college professor says the First Amendment guarantees your right to A. Free speech. B. Be on the news. C. Convince everyone your opinions are correct. If you answered B and C, you can probably guess which college he works for  (huffingtonpost.com) (99)
(Some Guy) Interesting Boeing delivers first batch of 30,000-pound bunker-busting bombs to Air Force. Iran busy photoshopping new underwear for nuclear scientists  (wtkr.com) (161)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 341: "You Can't Fight City Hall". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (138)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious The IRS, lawyers, Paris Hilton, and the US becoming a communist nation are all more popular than Congress  (washingtonpost.com) (142)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool In a fight that's sure to last longer than their first bout shown on Fox, UFC sues New York in an effort to overturn ban on live MMA fights  (hollywoodreporter.com) (51)
(CBC) Fail If you're going to secretly place motion sensitive cameras in trees to spy on someone, make sure the flash is turned off first. Also, deleting crime photos from the memory cards of previous stakeouts won't hurt either  (cbc.ca) (62)
(Short List) Amusing So how much of their $18bn budget did NASA spend on their first ever recruitment video?  (shortlist.com) (21)
(I Heart Chaos) Amusing Before Colbert was Colbert, he was the FirsTier guy in Nebraska. You're first here  (iheartchaos.com) (27)


Tue November 15, 2011
(ESPN) Strange Is any team in the AFC West still using its first-string RB and QB?  (espn.go.com) (56)


Mon November 14, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Tablet computers are being used for game film and playbooks in the NFL. Which will happen first: A) Player tweets himself naked in the locker room or B) Belichick misinterprets the rules on hacking?  (cnn.com) (28)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Komo) Cool Nine year old girl's first words after being able to speak for first time: "Thank you for giving me a voice." Dusty in here  (bellingham.komonews.com) (51)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Engadget) PSA If you still have a first generation iPod nano, Apple will replace it with a non-explodey version for free  (engadget.com) (42)
(Some Blood-Sport Fan) Cool Velasquez vs Dos Santos airs live and free on FOX at 9pm ET / 6pm PT. Beginning at 4:45pm ET / 1:45pm ET, viewers can watch nine prelim bouts for free on Foxsports.com or on Facebook  (ufc.com) (443)
(MSNBC) Interesting A giant planet may have been kicked out of our solar system. Man, first Pluto, and now this? These astronomers really are going too far  (cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com) (25)
(Some Guy) Amusing A look back at the first days online in your parents basement  (guestofaguest.com) (30)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Researchers in Britain to build 1830s Babbage Analytical Engine to answer the question: Did an eccentric mathematician named Charles Babbage conceive the first programmable computer?  (nytimes.com) (72)
(Orion) Interesting ''As we gazed into each other's eyes, Athena encircled my arms with hers, latching on with first dozens, then hundreds of her sensitive, dexterous suckers''  (orionmagazine.org) (47)
(Huffington Post) Weird Look, if your fraternal lodge's initiation pranks didn't involve hitting someone on the head with a hornet's nest or pretending to run a person head-first into a spinning sawblade, then your lodge was a bunch of straight-up pansies  (huffingtonpost.com) (34)
(TMZ) Amusing Porn star Sasha Grey was invited to read to first graders. This article is brought to you by the letter A, The number 2, and the letter M  (tmz.com) (226)


Thu November 10, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Scary Everclear-fueled Tennessee woman cuts up her first cousin with scissors because she doesn't want to be his "booty call," but rather wants a real relationship with him. Cue up the banjo  (thesmokinggun.com) (114)
(Collect Space) Cool The first & last astronauts to fly on the space shuttle meet for historic photographs  (collectspace.com) (19)
(Some Guy) Dumbass What do you do on your first day back at "work", after being suspended for refusing to "work"? If you're Carlos Tevez, you head out on vacation to the other side of the planet  (goal.com) (8)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 340: "Purely Film" Difficulty: no digital nonsense. Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (138)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ABC) Dumbass JoePa says he'll retire at season's end. He'll be lucky if he isn't fired first  (abcnews.go.com) (1987)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your FIRST mistake was hiring Danzig to play something called the 'Fun Fun Fun Fest'  (metalunderground.com) (63)
(Spinner) Strange Roger O'Donnell says he felt "sick" after he returned to play with The Cure for the first time in over two decades  (spinner.com) (26)
(io9) Sad For the first time in 75 years, an entire genus of mammal is on the brink of extinction. Bon appétit  (io9.com) (75)


Tue November 08, 2011
(The Mighigan Messenger) Followup First amendment scholar on Michigan's "License to Bully" bill: "WTF am I reading?"  (michiganmessenger.com) (59)
(Guardian) Obvious Of course the Koch brothers secret Tea Party database is named for the Greek goddess of divine order on human affairs  (guardian.co.uk) (92)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Reporters paint picture of newest Cain accuser as suburban mom with strong values, a lot of legal experience and goes on 72-hour first dates  (chicagotribune.com) (337)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Boing Boing) Fail Police shoot First Amendment in the kneecap at Occupy Oakland, for no ostensible reason  (boingboing.net) (121)
(Yahoo) Sad Herman Cain was America's first truly "post-racial" candidate-someone for whom race was truly never a factor in his campaign. Until he got accused of sexual harassment anyway  (news.yahoo.com) (199)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail All Nippon Airways discovers why you should not buy a new Boeing plane in its first model year  (chicagotribune.com) (29)
(BBC) Obvious Russia thinks out loud that an airstrike on Iran is an excellent way to push oil over $150 a barrel  (bbc.co.uk) (82)
(NPR) Interesting A leering toothless guy alongside a toddler sitting on a bartop in a Montana saloon may not be the most iconic image from LIFE magazine, but it was among the first  (npr.org) (65)
(Scotsman) Amusing Scotland's first Whole Foods to open in Glasgow this month. "Like a real cult, it has one eye on your holistic welfare and both hands on your wallet: no wonder the chain is known as 'Whole PayCheque' in America"  (scotsman.com) (44)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious Woman who had her first child at age 57 thanks to in vitro fertilization now realizes she made a huge mistake  (dailymail.co.uk) (282)
(YouTube) Spiffy Admit it. If you ever watched Night Court, it was because of episodes like this. The first appearance of Bob & June Wheeler  (youtube.com) (143)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Star Trek episode banned for 43 years in Germany finally airs. Ya, you know what one  (dailymail.co.uk) (156)


Fri November 04, 2011
(New York Daily News) Cool Conan caps first anniversary on TBS with a gay wedding in NYC. "I now pronounce you husband and husband. You can kiss the groom"  (nydailynews.com) (72)
(CNN) Sad Less than a week after throwing out the first ball at Game 7 of the World Series, former Cardinal great Bob Forsch dies at age 61  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (22)
(io9) Spiffy X-Men: First Class is getting a sequel. A sequel to a prequel, what sort of quel is that?  (io9.com) (109)
(ESPN) Amusing Floyd Mayweather: "I'm fighting Manny Pacquiao May 5." Manny Pacquiao: "That's the first I've heard of it"  (espn.go.com) (70)
(The Register) Followup China outraged by US cyberspying fingering, would have preferred to make out for a bit and engage in some heavy petting first  (theregister.co.uk) (24)
(My Fox DC) Sick An engaged couple, expecting their first child, have found out they are actually brother and sister. Relax West Virginia...not this time  (myfoxdc.com) (157)
(ABC) Spiffy Cain's popularity with Republicans has actually increased after his recent spate of controversy, and with less than two months left till the first primary  (abcnews.go.com) (150)


Thu November 03, 2011
(CNNGo) Amusing Eight random Americans asked what they think about Korean girl group Girls' Generation, whose first U.S. album dropped this week. 30-year-old guy: "Midriffs are always appreciated"  (cnngo.com) (93)
(Daily Mail) Asinine World's first 'halal whisky' made without alcohol goes on sale in time for party season. To halal with that  (dailymail.co.uk) (102)
(Salon) PSA Here's proof that politicians who say corporations pay the highest amount of taxes are, in fact, lying  (salon.com) (256)
(UPI) Dumbass Protip: When fleeing from a store after stealing an iPad, be sure to first gather up all your belongings ... including your debit card  (upi.com) (1)
(Wired) Interesting Stephen King explains the rules of time travel; Stephen Hawking working on pulp novel about haunted wheelchairs  (wired.com) (88)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 339: "State Fair". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (125)


Wed November 02, 2011
(ESPN) Fail Question: How the fark did UGA actually manage to beat the Florida Gators for the first time in eternity? Answer: *  (espn.go.com) (60)
(YouTube) Cool World's first manned electric R/C multicopter flight. And yes.....It will blend  (youtube.com) (19)
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Computer nerds belatedly realize Guy Fawkes masks don't protect from beheadings, abort plan to take on notoriously bloodthirsty drugs gang  (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious TN agrees to stop arresting "Occupy" protestors at the state capital after realzing the curfew ordinance they were arresting them under violated a minor legal technicality called The First Amendment  (news.yahoo.com) (97)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Female couple named nation's first same-sex HS homecoming king and queen; proving that either we are entering a brave new word of increased tolerance and acceptance, or simply reaffirming the age-old truth that HS boys find lesbians hot  (news.yahoo.com) (321)
(Dayton Daily News) Spiffy Ohio may not seem like a workers' paradise of social justice and equality, but at least they're doing something about the scourge of millionaires. Bonus: You only need to earn a little more than $250,000 to be a One Percenter in Ohio  (daytondailynews.com) (75)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Please push me down the stairs  (dailymail.co.uk) (32)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Famed British broadcaster Jimmy Savile, first DJ in the world to use two turntables, finally scratches  (news.yahoo.com) (24)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Google's first move after acquiring Moto? "You get a pink slip. You get a pink slip. And you get a pink slip. And you get a pink slip. Everyone gets pink slips"  (electronista.com) (88)
(Science Daily) Obvious Scientists record dream content for first time, find of course that you're at a meeting and you forgot to wear your pants and the boss is asking you to go to lunch and already the marshmallow spider monkeys are laughing at you  (sciencedaily.com) (42)


Fri October 28, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Fail Plot synopsis for the new Evil Dead movie released, and it's a bold, creative and gutsy story. Just kidding, it's the same damn movie as the first one, only without Bruce Campbell  (iheartchaos.com) (36)
(Reuters) Followup If you plan to buy securities from Goldman Sachs, first have your head examined  (reuters.com) (11)
(Deseret News) Cool Utah's first dental class begins. This is a crowning moment  (deseretnews.com) (9)
(Washington Post) Interesting Catholic Mass liturgy to change for the first time since the 60's; will now include segment where the faithful say "Pie Iesu domine" and hit themselves in the forehead with a board  (washingtonpost.com) (173)
(Some Guy) Asinine Small-town Texas gun store airs an eloquent radio ad promoting responsible weapon safety. Nah, just kidding, the radio ad states they will deny service to Muslims and socialists  (kvue.com) (500)


Thu October 27, 2011
(STLToday) Strange A point of contention at The Clan of the Barbarian as to whether or not they were the first permitted sadomasochism club in the state, is offset by becoming the fist sadomasochism club in the state to be stripped of its permit by the city  (stltoday.com) (36)
(Wired) Unlikely Old Brooklyn bowling alley converted to indoor hydroponic greenhouse, called "the first commercial-scale urban operation of its kind in the United States"  (wired.com) (39)
(Houston Chronicle) Dumbass Protip: When writing a book about the 'cheapest places to retire' you should really visit those first instead of using GIS. Who knew South Houston did not have "a ski lift gondola soaring above a snowy pine-studded landscape"  (chron.com) (146)
(MSNBC) Fail Nintendo to post $1.3 billion first half loss as consumers put company on pause  (ingame.msnbc.msn.com) (84)
(Washington Post) Spiffy Judge extends restraining order on a Missouri college's plan to drug screen all first year students  (washingtonpost.com) (173)
(Some Guy) Dumbass If you're going to display a pro-atheist billboard with a quote from Thomas Jefferson, first make sure Jefferson actually said the quote. "I should have done the research before I put my billboard up"  (ocregister.com) (299)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 338: "Graves 3: Return to the Land of the Dead". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (220)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Kansas City) Unlikely If you had "Chicago" as the first team to make an offer to TO, come collect your prize  (kansascity.com) (51)
(Washington Post) Sappy Bruce Willis and wife expecting first child. Yippie-ki-yay, mother, father  (washingtonpost.com) (41)
(Yahoo) Sad In 2006, multimillionaire Barack Obama failed to pay $8,558.46 in state income taxes, forcing the state of Illinois to file a tax lien that he fought until 2008. This would be an outrage, if it were actually Obama, and not Herman Cain  (news.yahoo.com) (125)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Vimeo) Video To the left: Subby's first attempt at a time lapse. To the right: Farkers probably making Subby cry  (vimeo.com) (69)
(Trebuchet) Fail Beatles first manager still waiting for his percentage - or even £9 would do  (trebuchet-magazine.com) (33)
(Glendale News Press) Dumbass L.A.'s "Love Ride" Grand Marshall Jay Leno joked about the fundraiser's untarnished safety record, and his desire to see "somebody go down". Guess what happened for the first time in the ride's 28 year history?  (glendalenewspress.com) (103)


Mon October 24, 2011
(SeattlePI) Stupid Step one: Inform federal marshals that your Sovereign Citizen movement intends to arrest local mayors. Resulting arrests and investigation means we never get to find out what steps two or three are  (seattlepi.com) (76)
(Science Daily) Obvious The first step to a perfect drug combination is to get a suitcase. Then fill it with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, plus pills and booze  (sciencedaily.com) (59)
(Morning Sentinal.com) Spiffy A Maine man is the first to be documented to have driven a Honda to the million-mile mark, according to a company spokeswoman. "Thankfully, not many people do it, or we'd be out of business"  (kjonline.com) (98)
(Bloomberg) Cool Swiss banks drop the "secret" from their bank accounts. Let's see if the Top 1% in the U.S. notice, because the IRS sure as hell will  (bloomberg.com) (25)
(SFGate) Cool Statue of Liberty gets her first webcam for her 125th birthday, will let you see down her toga  (sfgate.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Interesting 150 years ago the U.S.'s first social network opened. Status: ...--...--.-.-..--..-..- stop  (dailymail.co.uk) (83)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Reuters) Spiffy While Americans are still arguing amongst themselves over whether they think muslims are sophisticated enough to handle democracy, Tunisia just held their first actual free election  (reuters.com) (85)
(Gothamist) Fail First #Occupy came for Wall Street and I said nothing. Then they came for Hersheys and YOU GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY CHOCOLATE  (gothamist.com) (149)


Fri October 21, 2011
(NYPost) Obvious Madison Square Garden shows off the first round of their renovations just in time for the start of the Knicks season. One little problem  (nypost.com) (11)
(Daily Mail) Scary Catwoman claims her first innocent victim  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)
(Some Guy) Scary First look ever at "The Lorax"'s villainous Once-ler, a beast so horrible even Dr. Suess refused to draw it  (veryaware.com) (76)
(BBC) Fail Britain hands over its first set of prison keys to the private sector, who promptly loses them  (bbc.co.uk) (61)
(Some Guy) Weird Christina Hendricks wanted to play the first zombie you'd ever want to bang  (primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk) (92)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Washington Post) Dumbass Protip: If you're going to promote your new website on Twitter, you should probably register it first  (washingtonpost.com) (12)
(Google) Spiffy NFL Films digs through frozen tundra of its entire DVD back catalog, issues 115 titles via digital download for first time ever  (google.com) (25)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Carla Bruni-Sarkozy gives birth to first French presidential baby. Immediately makes paparazzi surrender all photos  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)
(Farktography) Farktography Theme of Farktography Contest No. 337: "That's No Moon...". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme  (farktography.net) (182)


Wed October 19, 2011
(SacBee) Interesting First Mexican truck to enter US this week. 1,000,000,000th truck full of Mexicans to follow  (sacbee.com) (197)
(Life.com) Hero Republished for the first time in four decades, the single greatest piece of photographic reportage from the war in Vietnam, though the lens of a man who didn't make it out of the war alive. Hero tag is for him  (life.com) (137)
(Team Coco) Followup Conan shows first video of Obama without his TelePrompter  (teamcoco.com) (166)
(The New York Observer) Stupid First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you become a part of a reality series: MTV seeks OWS protesters for "Real World: Occupy Wall Street"  (observer.com) (58)


Tue October 18, 2011
(ESPN) Unlikely Saints drop to a mere seven places above the team (with the same record) who beat them last Sunday; 49ers have their highest ranking since before Steve Young's very first concussion. It's your Week 7 NFL Power Rankings  (espn.go.com) (241)
(NPR) Obvious Ron Paul releases his own budget plan: trim a trillion dollars his first year in office, end the departments of everything, end foreign wars, kill social security, let States decide everything. RON PAUL  (npr.org) (266)
(Some Guy) Scary First grade class is having issues with too much kicking, scratching, punching and choking. And that's just from the teacher  (wusa9.com) (15)
(YouTube) Fail Forget about the interception - safety comes first  (youtube.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Sad You may be a sellout if you're a rock and roll band named Tea Party and you agree to sell your domain name to the political Tea Party in exchange for an Airstream full of cash  (vancouversun.com) (142)
(Komo) Silly After a stroke members are welcome to practice strokes at nation's first golfers-only cemetery  (komonews.com) (25)


Mon October 17, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing Here are your NHL week 3 Power Rankings, because ranking teams the first two weeks is just silly  (espn.go.com) (86)
(Discover) Amusing Yeah, that guy from Fark.com. No, everyone knows Reddit came up with it first  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (50)


Sun October 16, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Lions suffer first loss of the season. Subby has been submitting this link every week as a force of habit  (sports.espn.go.com) (101)


Sat October 15, 2011
(NASCAR) Cool Saturday "Save the Admins some time" motorsports discussion thread. Will Ron Hornaday beat Sebastian Vettel into the first turn, or Will Lewis Hamilton wreck Tony Stewart? Trucks at 3:30 PM ET, Cup at 7:30 PM, and F1 at 1:30 AM  (nascar.com) (889)
(St. Petersburg Times) Sad Yet another tale showing that the IRS is all heart  (tampabay.com) (99)

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