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500 headlines found matching 'IRS'
Sat May 27, 2017
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher details his first solo song off his first solo album--long presumed to be vaporware--then announces a benefit for victims of the Manchester terror attack
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
US planning first ever ICBM intercept test next Tuesday. As 4th of July fireworks go, will it be a woo, a haa or a whar?
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Theme park has first "Adult night", where fights break out by people who aren't good at adulting
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Odds are good for New York State to establish the country's first universal health program, just looking for the 32nd sponsor in the Republican State Senate in Albany. Good luck with that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google's co-founder is building the biggest aircraft in the world - an airship. Why? To be able to deliver supplies and food on humanitarian missions to remote locations. Oh... the humanity
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Man hit by car. First-responding policeman offers aid and comfort while calling for prompt medical attention. Just kidding, he asks if he is an illegal alien before calling for help and has him detained by border patrol
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Snakes have started hunting in packs and we've done nothing, next thing you know they'll be taking over first-class seats in airplanes and then what?
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
I'm not saying Trump's marriage is on the rocks, but he spent his night in Belgium alone in a vacant embassy while the First Lady stayed in a hotel
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump upstages Obama on his first trip abroad, does what Obama was reluctant to do: He's picking sides
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 629: "Fire and Ice". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 24, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Pro-Tip: 'I guess you're here about the opium,' should not be the first words out of your mouth when a sheriff knocks on your door
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Winter is coming . . . this summer. The first season 7 "Game of Thrones" trailer is here
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some reporter just went to Walmart for the first time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Congratulations Donnie, hating you has won CBS late night for the first time in 22 years
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump budget will only cover first 60 miles of Mexico wall, on track to cost $50 billion overall
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
As we near the 40th anniversary of the first film's release, let's talk about the man who helped Star Wars live long and prosper
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Odell Beckham reminds fantasy football players why he should be a first-round draft pick in your All-Drama League
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The first American serial killer may have felt remorse for his crimes, after all
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seattle is going to act all cool and pretend like having the world's first floating light rail line is no big deal
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Mon May 22, 2017
(WFMY 2 Greensboro)
 
 
 
It wouldn't be summer without the first car pool story
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The most bizarre moments from Donnie's first trip to Saudi Arabia. You bet your ass that creepy "New World Order" hands on the globe pic is included
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things were certainly slower in the 19th century, even the first car ever to get a speeding ticket was caught by a policeman on a bicycle
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
The war on drugs in a nutshell: "Bust of a Fresno smoke shop will help the Fresno County Sheriff's Office buy new helicopter"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With yuuuge defense sales and closer ties to the Saudi government, Trump seeks to become the first Muslim president. Well, okay, the first Wahhabi Muslim president
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Sat May 20, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby penguin is named... Oh FFS Enough with the Namey McNameyface crap. It was only slightly amusing the first time, now it's just dumb
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(Slate)
 
 
 
My first big boy trip, by Donald J. Trump
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The National Security Council will have heartburn these whole 9 days praying Trump doesn't ruin relationships. "You can't say what not to say," the source added of Trump, "because that will then be one of the first things he'll say"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Thinking of setting up your first 401(k)? Here's a handy step-by-step guide of everything you need to know
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Fri May 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert gives CBS its longest late night winning streak in 7 years. First time since the 1960s that anyone has written a sentence that contained the words "CBS" and "winning streak"
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Fifty-five years ago a huge, green, rage-monster made his first appearance in Marvel comics. So here are the top ten strongest Hulk stories
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time in the better part of 100 years, China has begun using expansionist rhetoric toward its neighbors. Did I say rhetoric? I meant outright threats. China just threatened to invade the Philippines and depose Roberto Duterte
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worldwide effort now underway to prevent a Trumper Tantrum over the next nine days as the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos takes his first presidential trip abroad
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"After Chris Cornell's death: 'Only Eddie Vedder is left. Let that sink in.'" I've never seen a headline that was my first immediate thought before, but here we are
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
5-foot-8 Marcus Stroman is the first Blue Jays pitcher in 14 years to homer since 6-foot-9 Mark Hendrickson. "'Stro does it all"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A 64 year-old liberal's first foray into an NRA convention: "The common thread among the conventioneers I met was fear. Real, genuine fear. But that's no accident. Protecting yourself from crime, real and imagined, is what the NRA is all about"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Black Lightning | First Look Trailer | The CW
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the first time since 2000, there will be no Mike or Mike at the mic
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district apologizes for inappropriate comments that inadvertently ended up in a high school yearbook. This is not a repeat from every graduation season since the dawn of the first high school yearbook
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 628: "To the Moon and Back". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 17, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
CBS proves they are really making a Star Trek series by revealing the first trailer and yet another look for Klingons
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's about time for some serious, hard hitting questions around here. When you get your sandwich at a diner, do you eat the pickle first or save it for later?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
First lady leads meeting in White House while Trump is away
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's GOP wall of protection just cracked big time as first Republican congressman floats the idea of impeachment
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Another First World problem has been solved now that somebody invented an air conditioned backpack
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
US ambassador to Israel to have a very awkward first day of work
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New PPP poll: For the first time, more Americans want Trump impeached than not, 49% wish Hillary was president, 55% wish Obama was still President and 41% of Trump voters believe he could have stopped the Civil War
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel leak his resignation to the press? Will McMasters Amurica everything? Will the smokebomb happen in the first 5 minutes? Seriously, i never asked for this, April. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix producing first Australian series. Features lots of roos and shrimp on the barbie. Music by Split Enz
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
First ever McDonald's opened its doors 77 years ago this week. This is what its original "amazing menu" looked like
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders seeks to divide the Democratic Party again because his nefarious scheme worked so well the first time
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1929, the first statue of limitations is presented
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Curtis Ellis, a former WND columnist, is favored to run the Department of Labor's Bureau of International Labor Affairs. You may know him from his various beliefs, which include "satanic elites run the world" and "Islam is creating a mongrel culture"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Meet Amazon's first customer 22 years ago - and this is the book he bought
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(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
The first true color images of the hexagon storm at Saturn's north pole....turn out to reveal it's an awesomely beautiful cerulean blue
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Another day, another SpaceX launch, with the heaviest payload they've attempted to GEO yet. No first-stage landing attempt, however. Live video starts at 7pm EDT, launch window opens at 7:20
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walt Disney's first hand drawn map of Disneyland to be auctioned. Even back then Disney was a visionary, making room for 20 park rides and 600 miles of pathways to accommodate all the people waiting in line
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Sun May 14, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Well, the first clue was that they were nachos bought from A GAS STATION
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: First the bushes...where else has Spicey been hiding?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
France's new First Lady is being assaulted by Right Wing trolls because she's a cougar
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Vogue.in)
 
 
 
"I am dismissive and (sometimes) contemptuous of food that is made with a narrow world view as its first priority. This is not the case in India, one of the few places on earth where eating vegetarian is not a burden"
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(Some Graduate)
 
 
 
College grads in their first post graduate job: "I think coming from a world of compassion and fostering talents made it a bit of a shock to see how petty and conniving people can be"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
France's new president is a Keeper of Secrets. Which complements Britain's Lord of Change, Russia's Blood Thirster, and America's Great Unclean One
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Fri May 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The first domino falls
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
All the TV shows broadcast networks deservedly canceled this week, and why (but not why they were made in the first place)
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
United flight delayed after 'scorpion reportedly emerged from a customer's clothing' First words reportedly 'Here I am'
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Meet the mysterious upstairs tenant in that creepy house-for-sale listing
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch Manny Ramirez smack his first home run for the Kochi Fighting Dogs. Just Manny being Manny
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Broncos season-ticket holders outraged over being 'weeded out' by team" in the first headline ever involving Colorado and weed that doesn't have anything to do with marijuana
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(bdnews24)
 
 
 
Clinton threatened IRS audit if Bangladesh didn't ease up on a particular investigation
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cuba opens its first luxury mall. Cubans get to see items they've only dreamed about. Like socks
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 627: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 12". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Burr threatens to subpoena presidential aides who fail to turn over the documents his Intelligence Committee requested by the end of this week. The President's aides vow they'll see him in Weehawken first
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Seven-foot python found slithering down a street in France. Unverified and untrue reports claim locals first regarded it with snooty indifference, then ate it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Frat bros who let their brother die after falling down the stairs are asked what they did before the fall. "Uh. I'd rather confess to the murder"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
And the first Republican Senator calling for a special investigation has hit the White House
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The question isn't can we contact aliens in our lifetime, but will aliens give a sh*t about us in the first place?
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
For the first time, You Can Track Every Dollar The Government Spends. Prepare thy anus
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Somebody had better get a handle on Lord Trump, because he's on the path to outspend former President Obama's entire eight years in office, within just his first year. So says left-wing publication Red State
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
HOUSE FOR SALE: 2,656 sq ft, 4Br 3Ba, as-is/no warranty. Upstairs apt can't be shown under any circumstances. Occupant has never paid rent and no sec. deposit is being held but there is a lease in place. *Great diamond in the rough investment.* $130K
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
After shopping for gifts at the feminist bookstore and sparring at the cruelty-free gym next to the old-time barber shop, treat yourself at Portland's first ever all-vegan artisanal doughnut shop
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Handheld screen use by toddlers now linked to speech delays. Parents should become concerned when their child's first words are "Super Mario Brothers"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL experts say that the Patriots' first pick (72nd overall selection) - the longest such wait in franchise history - may have been the steal of the draft
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The rabbit died and now United needs to pay which I believe was the plot of Shirley Temple's first movie after she reached puberty
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri GOP continues its 'jobs first' agenda by approving a bill that makes it virtually impossible to sue an employer for workplace discrimination
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Trump's security and travel costs now reach $40 million, making him the most expensive president in US history, Secret Service protects him, the first lady, five children, their three spouses and eight grandchildren. And four separate residences
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
Physicians unveil the world's first colonoscopy robot, showing that great medical advances sometimes really are just pulled out of someone's butt
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Austin Chronicle)
 
 
 
Hot Dr Pepper: not as gross as it sounds. "On a blustery day, Hot Dr Pepper pairs very nicely with a bowl of queso and extra-oniony enchiladas"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nashville's WSMV: "PREDS HEAD TO STANLEY CUP FINALS" First of all, no. Secondly, it's "Perds"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Does Boro get relegated today or put off the inevitable? Does Chelsea take the first of two steps needed to clinch the title or do they stumble and keep Spurs' hopes alive? It's your EPL MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 PM EDT on NBCSN
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Olympic champion Eliud Kipchoge falls 26 seconds short of world's first 2-hour marathon
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Emma Watson receives first ever "genderless" acting award. As for her gender, only The Rock knows for sure
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Trump's using North Korea as a ruse to launch nuclear first strike on China. Well, since it's Trump, one needs to consider the potential reality of such a looney idea so sleep well everybody
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The first national satanic monument is in...Minnesota?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
John Daly wins his first PGA tournament since 2004
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
4:14 p.m: A Columbia Falls man reported that his neighbor's dog is a jerk
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Fri May 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The IRS should rely on tattletales and not collection agencies to fix the tax gap
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While most gamers are waiting for any kind of news about Half Life 3, the Germans are content to finally get an uncensored version of the first Half Life, 17 years later
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(Freedom From Religion)
 
 
 
The ACLU may not be filing suit over Trump's latest Executive Order, but the FFRF damn well did
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
This year marks the 39th anniversary of the first spam e-mail. To mark the occasion, millions get special deals on Viagra, subprime mortgage loans, and a job making big money working from home
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An exploration of the "born sexy yesterday" trope in sci-fi, in which an impossibly sexy woman wakes up in a strange, unfamiliar place and falls immediately in love with the first schlub she meets
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republican members of Congress cheering the passage of their revised health care bill is like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter"
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Netflix airs version of 1996 Bill Nye episode that remoed a segment claiming chromosomes determine gender
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
She's accused of extramarital affairs, unprotected sex with several partners, hiring female prostitutes for threesomes and her own selfish pursuits, and smoking the weed confiscated from a kid by her bailiff. And they shall call her Your Honor
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Just like old times, Vin Scully returns to Dodger Stadium and throws out the first phrase
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Boba Fett actor on being inspired by Clint Eastwood - and the time he tripped up Darth Vader on the stairs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump getting ready to make his first diplomatic trip as President, where he will visit the golf courses of Saudi Arabia, Israel and Rome
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(CBC)
 
 
 
4 New England states ponder swapping time zones. This is the first step in their move to Canada
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the trendiest hairstyles the year you were born. Let's just say the 1980s were just well... unique
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
T-Mobile to be the first to offer nationwide 5G service by 2020. As opposed to AT&T which is still hoping to go national with 2G service by 2018
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average American received a tax refund this year of $2,763. Was yours higher or lower?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 626: "Gardens 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Johnny Cueto get his workout in on the stairs of Dodgers Stadium. Looking at the stands, it's probably in the 1st inning before anyone showed up
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Failing" New York Times adds more than 300,000 digital subscriptions in first three months of 2017, higher than any other quarter in history
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to 13-pound baby in natural delivery. Doctors await to see who will walk first
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says his IRS audit could end soon, after which he could release his tax returns. He'll also start embracing the media, vacation with Nancy Pelosi and give Kim Jong-un the Medal of Freedom
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's longtime nemesis marijuana now three times more popular than he is. Other enemies of Christie far more popular than he is are diets, IRS audits, and root canal treatments
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oh no, Vasily, all these suicides from people falling several flights of stairs onto waiting piles of bullets is making Putin seem suspicious
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump's re-election committee blasts CNN for refusing to air their Trump campaign ad which labels CNN as "Fake News". In other news, barely 100 days into his first term, Trump is actively running for re-election and airing campaign ads
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Princess Leia's Stolen Death Star Plans - sing it like the first track of a certain fifty-year-old Beatles album and it will all become clear to you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The first day I became President, they set me down at the desk, big chair and dark wood, lots of beautiful things. I'm thinking "how much better can it get?" Then I get a gorgeous silver bowl, from the Republican Party, and they want me to do what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS terrorist found with James Bond style spy cufflinks sentenced to eight years in prison, or until he breaks out with his laser belt buckle, whichever comes first
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time in MLB since 2014, New York Yankees allow the rare 2-run sacrifice fly
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
First he stole her heart. Then he stole her gaming consoles
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Mon May 01, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
No arrests made at the NFL draft in Philly. I mean, that's great and all, but they haven't even played their first game yet. Give em time
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Forget about President Trump's first 100 days, let's look at his first 683 days
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
SpaceX NROL-76 launch and first stage landing from this morning. SPOILER ALERT: It all went as designed. LGT stream time stamp at end of countdown
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In honor of the US entry into World War I in April of 1917, lets take a trip down memory lane... and read about the first officially sanctioned Ministry of Propaganda in American history, the Committee on Public Information
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hasbro passes Mattel in revenue for the first time in 17 years after the game "Toilet Trouble" leaves them flush with cash
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're born in another country's airspace does that give you automatic citizenship?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dish Network loses 143,000 customers in first quarter 2017 as people realize even cable is better than satellite
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The White House defends Trump's decision to invite Rodrigo Duterte for a visit; after all, will anyone notice if another racist, bloodthirsty, unhinged narcissist unqualified for his job is walking around the White House?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo's Fact Checker tallies up President Trump's first 100 days: 488 lies with four days having 20 or more lies
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Trump releases 'First 100 days' campaign ad, as he continues to campaign for the position he already has
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What was it like meeting your partner's parents for the first time?
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX breaks the ULA monopoly on military launches by launching NROL-76 from Cape Canaveral Launch Complex 39A, with a landing for the first stage at Landing Zone 1 at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled to Monday at 7am ET due to sensor issue)
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dow Jones rally from election to Trump's first 100 days is a postwar record. Making America rich again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In my first hundred days I kept my promises": An op-ed by Donald J. Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Can a candy bar really "satisfy"? Are there times when you feel like, and times you don't? Does it matter if you eat the left or right one first? All this and more as Snack Food Sunday is searching for the best candy bar
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Frustrated by lack of promised progress and change during his first 100 days, President Trump lays the blame squarely on the shoulders of the US Constitution
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Ferrari locks out the front row for the first time in 8 years with Vettel on the pole relegating Mercedes to row two with Hamilton starting 4th. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Russia discussion thread on NBCSN at 8am EDT
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
American Airlines gave its workers a raise. Wall Street freaked out. "This is frustrating. Labor is being paid first again. Shareholders get leftovers"
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The first oval race of the 2017 IndyCar season is upon us, but does that mean less of the famous clownshoes we've come to expect? Find out at the Desert Diamond West Valley Phoenix Grand Prix (9:00PM ET, NBCSN)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
When civilizations collide: Irish people try food from New Jersey for the first time. "Do they just put cheese on everything?"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Meet Republican legislator who is blocking state's first memorial to black slaves because he doesn't want "to celebrate defeat"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sloppiest, most half-assed landlord repairs. Tell us your stories
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Trump's first 100 days have changed you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
White House reporters recall the bizarre first 100 days of the worst president in history
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Statistics indicate that restaurant visits in the United States declined in 2016 for the first time in years, showing the supply of eateries has outstripped demand
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FDR set the benchmark for a President's first 100 days, which created such a high standard that few since then have measured up. And then there's DJT, who hasn't fulfilled ANY of his First 100 campaign promises, or anything else for that matter
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Congratulations, America, for surviving Trump's First 100 Days--even if Bill O'Reilly didn't"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What have you learned from Trump's first 100 days in office?
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Fri April 28, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump was 'psyched' to kill NAFTA," thereby fulfilling a campaign promise before the end of his first 100 days, until advisers, with props, explained to him that such a move would hurt States he won in 2016
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Reagan era is dead; even the Bush era is a forlorn memory. Now, the Republican Party is a party of Nationalism and America First, whether they like it or not
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Dad puts up huge "Danger! Child molester lives in first house on the right." sign despite the fact that it's legal in Arkansas for his 16-year-old daughter to have sex with his 21-year-old neighbor
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Thu April 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally, the NFL Draft begins with the First Round for Thursday. Will the Cleveland Browns go with Myles Garrett as their top pick? Will anyone from your favorite college be drafted? Will any surprising trades happen? The fun starts at 8pm ET
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass bison calf born on Earth Day is first one born in Banff National Park in 140 years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
David Dao settles with United, regrets settling for United in the first place
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
What do you do when you see an avalanche coming at you on Mount Everest? You turn on your camera first then find something to clean your soiled pants
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway's first 100 days of alternative facts
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
IRS raids offices of Benny Hinn Ministries. No word if he tried to escape by flailing his jacket or patting the head of short, bald old man
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 625: "On the Border". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Theo Epstein has a history of breaking curses, first with the Red Sox then the Cubs and now maybe the Democrats
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I can't lose in court if I get rid of the courts first
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wall Street makes a collective wanking motion after Trump announces his tax plan, "This was about ticking a box ahead of the first 100 days"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Colbert gives us a rundown of Trump's first hundred days
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Do you know any bars at least 100 years old where you can still grab a drink today? Here are some in Pennsyltucky that will allow you to quench your thirst in style right where George Washington slept
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
These first 100 days of Donald Trump's presidency are the best opening 14 weeks of any presidency since I've been alive
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After becoming the first state in the nation to enact automatic voter registration, turnout increased 20% among voters ages 18 to 29 and 26% among minority voters
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass endangered wolf pup is the first to be conceived with artificial insemination, gives hope to other endangered species that want to rip out your neck
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"It ended up taking...six weeks of island hopping and questioning strangers in the street before he found his first intersexual pig." Which wasn't a big deal, until it led to the discovery of dogs with dexterity between that of a cat and a monkey
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper points out Donald Trump is "cramming like a college kid" in order to show he learned something in his first 100 days
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you can get past the first sentence of this article without breaking a rib from laughing too hard, there's some shockingly shocking information that will shock you with shocking news about who actually profits from speed cameras
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senators: Yeah, Donnie, we're not gonna be part of some photo-op to make it seem like you actually accomplished something in your first 100 days
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 100th birthday to the First Lady of Song, Ella Fitzgerald. To celebrate, here she is singing "All that Jazz"
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
So, how does China's first aircraft carrier stack up against other military powers?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says she threw out the first pitch to A-Rod
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pirates rookie Dovydas Neverauskas pitches two innings - thus making MLB history as the first player ever born and raised in Lithuania
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Robert Pirsig has discovered the meaning of quality
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Mon April 24, 2017
(MLB Blogs)
 
 
 
141 years ago this week, America's first modern sports league, the National League of Professional Base Ball Clubs, began playing games under regime of no drinking, no gambling, and no jumping from team to team for more money. Go Cubs go
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 3 starts, Pirates Ivan Nova finally issues his first walk of 2017 .... and it's to an AL pitcher making his first major league at bat
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars and load up on the blue paint- the first of five Avatar sequels officially arrives December 18th, 2020
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Historians describe and rate Donald Trump's first 100 days as president. Let's see what they've said about his term so f-OH LAWD
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
That list of things he promised to get done in his first hundred days? Overzealous campaign staffer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Bam...some son of a biatch gives you a hug
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And we now have MLB's first Little League "home run" of 2017. Total distance - 40 feet
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1982, Jane Fonda's first Workout video released
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(Crave Online)
 
 
 
Need some good vodkas that will quench your thirst without breaking the bank?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newly released documents reveal the sordid 20 year history of the first active duty admiral in U.S. history to be convicted of a felony. Come for kickbacks, stay for the sex with Vietnamese prostitutes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump 3 months ago: Oh, the first 100 days I'll get so much done you just won't believe it. There'll be so much winning. Trump now: The first 100 days? Really kind of meaningless when you think about it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Le Pen win? Will one of the candidates not named Le Pen win? Do you know the names of the other candidates who aren't named Le Pen? It's your France election thread. First results of this first round of voting expected at 2pm ET
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heirs James and Lachlan Murdoch are shaking things up at Fox, making it a place where blonde women can say bad things about brown-skinned people without fear of sexual harassment
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode continue 30-year tradition of selling out stadiums in Los Angeles, add fourth Hollywood Bowl date to their October calendar after first three nights sell out. "They actually could have done six nights"
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
There are already 11,000 women talking about running for office in the 2018 mid-term elections. "First we marched. Now, we run"
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Straight)
 
 
 
With siblings forbidding him from touring as "Zappa plays Zappa," Dweezil changes name of his tour to "50 Years of Frank: Dweezil Zappa Plays Whatever the F*CK He Wants-to celebrate the 50th anniversary of his father's first album, Freak Out"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Number of Subway locations shrinks for the first time ever. Not to say they may have had too many stores, but even Starbucks is asking if they weren't overreaching a bit
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
LeBron James passes Kobe Bryant for third place on the all-time NBA playoff scoring list. First time that "passes" and "Kobe Bryant" were ever used in the same sentence
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Romero Institute of Political Science wonders if Obama's first 100 days were better than Trump's
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
For the first time in 90 years, new car design forces MG to change its front badge. "I don't want our cars to look angry with this (old) badge, I want to make it look more like a friend"
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Your first look at the copyright-infringing mashup "The Jurassic Games" which is--you guessed it--Jurassic Park meets The Hunger Games
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama to make first public appearance since the inauguration. Grab your seats, the show is about to start
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Remember the awful 2012 NFL Draft, where Luck, Kuechly, and Kalil were the only first rounders who lived up to their billing? Consider the weird 2013 NFL Draft of total reaches and flops, aka the Barkevious Mingo and E.J. Manuel draft
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Universal announces the first spin-off of the Fast & Furious franchise, will focus on the characters portrayed by Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, and Jason Statham
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not having accomplished anything of note during his first 100 days, Trump decides to tear down what minimal reform Obama achieved via Dodd-Frank, because Fark you, that's why
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Having built a 74-49 halftime lead, the Pacers looked like they were on track to win their first game of the series against Cleveland. And then Lebron James happened
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan talks to avoid unnecessary government shutdown were going fairly well until Trump came in with demands for at least one win in his first 100 days, farking everything up bigly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch's first vote on the supreme court is to kill a man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell says he had sex with Goldie Hawn on their first date and it was interrupted by cops investigating a robbery
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple has developed fake human sweat. Don't you idiots know that's the only way we could spot first generation terminators?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump lawyers argue that protesting violates Donald Trump's First Amendment right not to hear dissenting views, citing 5 USC § 6103 establishing today as Opposite Day
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
German company completes a successful test flight of the world's first vertical take-off and landing (VTOL) electric jet. Behold the future of personal transportation
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Just how little has this Congress achieved in its first 100 days? We do the math
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After yet another strikeout, angry Orioles Chris Davis put the first bat of 2017 on the permanently disabled list
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New United Airlines commercial runs at Radio City - "At first, the 6,000-strong crowd at the 16th Tribeca Film Festival sat in stunned silence. Then the laughter began"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russell Westbrook made history....at the cost of the Oklahoma City Thunder pulling off a first-round playoff upset
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tennis star Coco Vandeweghe serves up a first pitch at the Rays game ... and it was a smash
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Looking at this guy's mugshot, we could have figured out the first part of the headline
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump's claim that "no administration has accomplished more in the first 90 days" than his earns him yet another four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Four games on tap Thursday night. Pens & Perds can close things out if the hockey gods so choose. First pucks drop at 7PM ET
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Thirsty Beaver telling grabbers to keep their hands off
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The GOP's newest "healthcare" plan is out, and it does reflect some major changes - that make it even worse than the first one
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wes Bryan celebrates his first PGA Tour win by going to Taco Bell. Fart joke goes here
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MLB umpires to consider using microphones to explain their rulings. Which Cardinals fans have been waiting for since 1985 to hear Don Denkinger explain his call at first base
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The first trailer for Cloak and Dagger has arrived
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 624: "Simply Beautiful 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 19, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman saves man's life on their first date, earns second date invite
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hide the salt shaker - Salt causes hunger, not thirst
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The Obama political spying scandal that keeps on giving: Trump associates were not the first targets, a Democrat was
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The first scientific evidence of a higher state of consciousness has been found in people tripping on acid. Damn straight, dude, I told you the walls could breathe
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New research finds first graders are better at reading than children a decade ago. Unfortunately, only in abbreviations, acronyms and emojis
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MSNBC airs live segment where they traveled with an ICE agent to capture an illegal immigrant leaving his home
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines in the running to be the first to lose an airplane despite satellite tracking
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Economist)
 
 
 
The case for Donald Trump's first move to restrict legal immigration. Huh, admit Trump is actually right about something, or be forced to train a H1B visa holder on how to do my job . . . decisions, decisions
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
"Reports ALSO claiming that Capaldi's quick 2013 appearance will be revealed to be part of his Doctor's final moments before he regenerates into his next incarnation, making Capaldi's first appearance in the series also technically his last"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Air Force scrambles fighter jets after pair of Russian bombers slip past Sarah Palin to buzz Alaskan airspace
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Given the GOP's criticism of Hillary Clinton over the lax security at Benghazi, which resulted in the death of 4 Americans, you would think the first thing Trump would have done was appoint an official to oversee diplomatic security. You would think
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Look out drug-sniffing police dogs, Arizona has just sworn in their first drug-sniffing lizard
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Who needs sleep? The first time in 32 years that four games go to OT on same day in NHL postseason
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Cool: ULA is launching an Atlas V today with a resupply payload for the ISS. Cooler: The launch will be live broadcast. Coolest: For the first time ever in full 360º in most browsers. 30min launch window opens at 11:11ET
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Trolls brigade IMDB to critique new Armenian genocide film before first showing. Apparently online mobs are a problem now
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Mon April 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump's first 100 days have been better than you think...well, maybe than you feared
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will Braun Strowman destroy this week? Will tonight be The Drifter's first live performance? Will anyone be safe from Nia Jax's path of destruction? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(NBC)
 
 
 
The Voice premiers tonight with the first live shows, get ready to watch and vote for your favorite artist. 8:00pm EDT on NBC
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Skee-Ball in the 21st century? Company has big plans to expand out of county fairs and family entertainment centers and into your daily life via pro Skee-Ball leagues and - wait for it - a Skee-Ball app
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: "President Trump can't show his tax returns because he is still under audit." IRS:"An audit still does not bar any U.S. taxpayer from releasing his or her tax returns"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just like the president who appointed him, Neil Gorsuch may spend a good portion of his first day on the job not actually working
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's cool when a rookie ties a MLB record, especially one that was first set in 1913
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On the 50th anniversary of being the first woman to officially run in the Boston Marathon, Kathrine Switzer will run it one more time at the age of 70
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The IRS has emptied bank accounts belonging to Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott over unpaid taxes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelsey Plum, who broke NCAA scoring record, is drafted first by the WNBA, will now decide if that will be a more lucrative career move than using her college degree to land a minimum wage job
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Bottas nips Hamilton for the pole followed by Vettel. The first two races have brought us two different winners, will we get a third? This is your Formula 1 Bahrain Grand Prix discussion thread. Lights go out at 11am ET on CNBC
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Science says your musical tastes are locked in during your early teens. This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club: what triggered your first "aww yeah, now THIS is what I like" musical moment ?
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With the Indians already losing 10-4, Michael Martinez becomes this season's first position player pitcher and he couldn't stop laughing ... even more than the White Sox
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are eight old-fashioned manners that you can comfortably leave behind. Now let the guest order their meal first, then we shall follow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers determine people happiest when they are 23 and 69. Personally, I've never tried the first one but I'd be willing to learn
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is the story of the rise and fall of America's first sports-only college, which is sort of kept alive today at most Division I schools
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I only know one truth- The first "Last Jedi" trailer is here
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Reality television couple Heidi and Spencer Pratt expecting their first child, who will spite its parents by growing up to be a teacher or doctor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Kickboxer won 64 gold medals last year, is multiple British and European champion, has been undefeated for 2 years and just bought his first house. He's also 9 years old
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
WWE star CJ Perry, aka "Diva Lana" said she was "violated" by a TSA agent at Boston's Logan Airport. Sadly, since there were no folding chairs available nearby, she was forced to ask for police assistance to resolve the matter
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A GBU-43 is dropped on ISIS-K, the GCHQ raised the first alarm on the Russians and Trumpers and the Mar-a-Lago health inspection score hits "an all time low". Time to watch the roundup on The Rachel Maddow Show, 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Cubs first-ever World Series rings have 108 white diamonds, surrounded with rubies and sapphires, and are worth $70,000 each
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Comey greenlights TV series to improve the FBI's public image. First episode to feature gripping, edge-of-your-seat tension as field agents race through Manhattan after a laptop Hillary Clinton may have once sneezed on
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Before tonight's performance of Lord of the Dance, a warning: People in the first 14 rows will get covered in blood. And end up in jail
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Girl signs with Division II Adams State to be the kicker, becomes first woman on scholarship to sign with a Division II football team or higher
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Body of Sheila Abdus-Salaam, first U.S. female Muslim judge, found in Hudson River. Tag is for the judge for overcoming so much
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tony Romo yet to file retirement paperwork; may continue to play for Mavericks despite 18-point loss in first game
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 623: "Nature Photography 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is a 38 year old male and is starting to get some gray hairs. What products do you recommend for eliminating this problem? Just For Men? Or should I use hair coloring products meant for women? #PrayTheGrayAway
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(Some space dude)
 
 
 
On this day in 1961, the first man was launched into space. Being a Soviet program, he almost died
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's your Champions League first leg quarterfinals thread, featuring Juve v. Barca and Dortmund v. Monaco on Tuesday, followed by Bayern v. Real and Atletico v. Leicester on Wednesday. Dortmund match is on at 12:45 pm EDT
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The judges' scores are in, and Gymboree becomes the first kid-oriented brand to file for bankruptcy in 2017
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1861, Yankees begin to suffer first major home loss
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
For the first time since Fawlty Towers, John Cleese is heading back to the BBC to star in a sitcom
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirsty? EAT this water bottle
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Oleg and Ruslan are set to ambush their first suspect. The Kansas honey traps get sticky. Gabriel lies to the Jennings while Philip's shocking past is revealed. Come see if Martha can complete her shopping list on F/X's 'The Americans,' 10PM EDT
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New study says we were wrong about sea sponges being the world's first animals. Say hello to your new ancestors
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
White House grapples with how to sell Trump's first 100 days. Yuuuuge branding suggestions to the right
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Positive buzz sends first marijuana-themed exchange-traded fund sharply higher in opening days of trading
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After yesterday's less than successful launch, The NHL's Bracket Challenge© is finally actually working, which is good, because all your brackets need to be set before first post season pucks drop tomorrow. GAME ON HOCKEY FARKERS
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA says earth is a liter. OK then, the first earth in this thread that makes me laugh gets a month's worth of TF
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mexican Church reveals Captain America was not the first but the second avenger. The first one was Jesus Christ. No word on if Pope Francis will join the Marvel Canon revision process
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The first ever Canadian Juggalo Gathering occurred this weekend. Does orange Faygo pair well with poutine?
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
First preview of Star Wars Ep. VIII: The Last Jedi that is being released this week will be more like a full trailer than a teaser
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Online dating site matches people by their credit scores. Apparently so people with a score of 400 know that their first date will be taking the bus to McDonald's and then walking to the dollar store
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
" . . . He was scared because this was the first time he was shot" Because after a half-dozen times or so, I guess you get used to it
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Financial Conduct Authority makes Great Britain great again, post-Brexit, by approving the first fintech firm that operates under Sharia law. The UKIPpers are gonna love this one
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bryan Bickell scored his first shootout goal in his last game
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Here it is. The first trailer/teaser for Thor: Ragnarok
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russia blinks first
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Jarid Lukosevicius scores the first hat trick in a NCAA championship hockey game since 1993 and sets a record in the process. Fark: The guy who scored the hat trick in 1993 is his coach
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(NHL)
 
 
 
So... All's aboard that's getting aboard the 2017 Post Season.. Full speed ahead, just have to hit the ice one last time, rearrange the deck chairs as the band plays on, Jack. First pucks drop at 5 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
What's worse than losing one of your best players to injury in the top of the 1st inning? Giving up 12 runs in the bottom of the first en route to a 17-3 loss
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(Some Drunken Brawler)
 
 
 
Sheffield student darts competition gets out of hand and requires police intervention. "Chairs, drinks and punches were reportedly thrown." Why yes, alcohol was involved. How did you guess?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl found in forest was likely abandoned by her family and not raised by monkeys as previously thought. Nooo, really? Apparently only dumb people first encountered this girl
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
The first round of endurance races are over, now it's off to the concrete canyons of Long Beach for a 100 minute sprint race. It's the Bubba Burger Sport Car Grand Prix, starting at 4 PM ET on Fox
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
For the first time in 28 years, American Apparel starts making clothes outside the U.S
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Craft beer. New thirst-quenching beverage for hipsters: Gazoz, an old-fashioned soda made from simple syrup and soda water
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Adidas' first mass-produced 3D-printed sneaker looks like it had a problem with oozing and stringing
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Liberals now confused as Trudeau gives his full support to US airstrikes in Syria
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Syria airstrike sends a "critical message," namely that Trump will engage in expensive and ineffectual military strikes to distract from domestic problems
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Earth-sized telescope named after a shiatty movie will be powered up for the first time soon. It's so powerful, it may actually be capable of detecting people who admit they saw the movie in a theater 2 decades ago
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"And yeah, on the first at-bat of the Resurrection, Teebus did clear the wall and go yard. And the multitudes rejoiced, shouting his name"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The entire House Intelligence Committee was invited to attend a briefing from an FBI double agent to learn the techniques Russians use cultivate traitors. Only the democratic congressmen showed up, presumably because the GOP already knows first hand
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Madonna reminds Pepsi this isn't the first time they've stirred controversy with an ad. Bonus: while drinking a Coke
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Thu April 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton uses her first post-Election interview to tell us about how losing the election was totally not her fault
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Astros fan makes the first barehanded catch of the season without dropping his beer
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Texas masturbation bill is now in the hairy hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Down to the short strokes, there are still four teams in play for just two post season spots, one team can lock and sort the other three tonight. Wait. Leafs? Oh shiat. First pucks at 7:00 PM *THE GAME* at 7:30 ET ..12 games in all
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago today, the greatest episode in the history of Star Trek aired for the first time. No, not the one where they steal Spock's brain; the other one
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Augusta National will bare her teeth early with big wind for Day one. Feature pairs streaming starts at 9:15 EDT, Broadcast coverage at 3:00 EDT
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
In the middle of the night Trump changes the line of succession in the DOJ to make it possible for him to appoint who will lead the investigation into his Russian affairs
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
First teaser for the new season of 'Preacher' on AMC will not absolve you
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(Politico)
 
 
 
And at the end of the first inning, the Swamp is up, 1 to nothing
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 622: "Vice Vice Baby 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
"Golden shiners at center of bait debate" Not QUITE as interesting as it appears at first glance
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
The potato cannon was first used to launch beer for Winston Churchill
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The post-Brexit "global Britain" is emerging: a desperate, morally bankrupt country cuddling up to bloodthirsty tin-pot dictators in hopes of winning arms deals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Almost 68 years ago, the first de Havilland Comet changed aviation forever when it soared into open skies with aluminium fuselage, pressurised cabin, hydraulic controls, and four jet engines. "There were few flights that were without incident"
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
The first week in April means the azaleas are blooming in Augusta. Par 3 Tournament streaming coverage begins at 3 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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