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Headlines matching 'IRS'
Wed May 22, 2013
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(CBS)
 
 
 
Zach Galifianakis met Craig Ferguson for the first time last night and the two telepathically agreed to just comedy improv the whole damn thing and create ten minutes of weird delightfulness (Zach comes on at 21:00)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Issa to Lerner: You're doing it wrong. Have a seat over there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like the IRS is targeting another non-profit group seeking tax-exempt status
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(71)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Not only is the DOJ bugging and seizing records from FOX News and AP reporters but their friends, parents, other relatives, oh and the corporate execs. First Amendment weeps
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Congress in 2010: Why isn't the IRS looking at these political groups filing for 501c more closely? Congress 2011: Why is the IRS scrutinizing these organizations? Congress now: Why can't the IRS read our minds?
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(223)
 
(VentureBeat)
 
 
 
Meet the first man to lose his Google Glasses
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Heads will roll at the IRS...what? They won't? Really? Oh come on, we got the torches and pitchforks at a discount. A discount...*grumble*
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
IRS IRS IRS (immigration bill passes) IRS IRS IRS
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Tue May 21, 2013
(LA Times)
 
 
 
IRS official refuses to answer non-planted questions under oath
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(275)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
So, apparently the GOP's chief attack dog Darrell Issa knew of the IRS inquiry nearly a year ago. So much for Obama covering up this "scandal" to win the election
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(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
Tea Party IRS protesters run the gamut of American society, from old tubby white men to old tubby white women to old scrawny white men
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(155)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Ron Paul says, Fix the IRS by Shutting It Down 'once and for all'. Ron Farking Paul
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey Playoff thread #23. Up first, from NY @7:30E, Will the B's take game 3 on the road? Will Tort's head explode if they do? Then @10E the battle of California game 4. Will the Sharks even it up at home? Will Quick snap if they do? Oh quick
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(765)
 
(WMCTV)
 
 
 
Helicopter footage follows the Moore tornado as it tears through the OKC suburbs, from when it first touched down to when it finally roped out
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Mon May 20, 2013
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sixth Seahawk since 2011 tests positive for performance enhancing drugs, will miss first 4 games. That's a nice trend you got there Pete the cheat
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(132)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sinbad shows that you can owe the IRS $8.3 million and still walk the streets
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(66)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Obama referring to conservatives by the homosexual(?) term 'tea baggers' was really a secret code ordering the IRS to audit 501(c)4 applications
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(127)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
An NFL QB ranking chart that only manages to get first and last place correct is quite an impressive feat
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(58)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lois Lerner planted the question that got her to admit the IRS's targeting. This "scandal" gets stranger every day
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And the first actor linked to Star Wars Episode VII that isn't named Luke, Han or Leia goes by Henry. King Henry
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(62)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rand Paul, defender of "truth", "justice" and the 'murican way, says that there's a damning IRS memo somewhere. Damning for someone, sure, but with the GOP's luck, it'll be damning for them
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(28)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Flower show for millionaires allows garden gnomes for the first time
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(8)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McConnell predicts that Obamacare will dominate mid-terms, as well as, 2012 election, 2016 election, 2020 election, 2080 election, the fall of mankind, the rise of the apes, the first meeting with Vulcans
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Sun May 19, 2013
(Web Pro News)
 
 
 
In a bid for the Awesome tag, here's your first look at the new Whose Line Is It Anyway? with the greatest hits of 90210. Everyone is older but the show remains the same
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
President Obama could avoid future scandals by lifting his boycott on Fox News
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(104)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
America's first legal hemp crop in 60 years planted in Colorado. America's Number One crop still marijuana, though
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gerardo Parra hits a home run on the very first pitch. That is all
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(22)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
IRS office in Cincinnati was "understaffed backwater." We knew that when we were told it was in Cincinnati
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Soldier returns from deployment and learns that half of his family is missing
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(63)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Conservative groups: "We were singled out and picked on by the IRS. This is Obama's Waterlooghazigate." Nonconservative groups: "Whoa now, sassy pants, we got picked on too." Conservatives: "....fark"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
16-year-old leaves heads spinning by being the first to land a 1080 at the X Games MegaRamp
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today in specious reasoning: The IRS is full of liberals because only Liberals want to work for the government
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(108)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Only MSNBC could somehow find a way to connect the Obama administration targeting a political group that didn't exist until 2009 on Bush
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Sat May 18, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Obama should be tested, and then disqualified from office, for using performance enhancing drugs. At least, that appears to be the gist of the article
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(64)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
For your gun grabbing pants wetting enjoyment, we present the world's first long range precision guided rifle
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(131)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"...Of course Yoko's not to blame. Any fan who thought so was just someone who couldn't accept, as John Lennon put it on his first solo album, that the dream was over"
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Fri May 17, 2013
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Conservatives: I was audited by the IRS because I spoke out against Obama. Nate Silver: Oh hell naw
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Google buys Quantum computer in hopes of researching web searching, speech recognition, "Who's on first?" routine
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(22)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Here's the trailer for 'Last Vegas,' the first film written entirely by fart robot
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(31)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
That company that let rich moms hire disabled guides to pose as family members in order to skip Disney World lines? The IRS revoked its tax-exempt status for failing to file tax records or financial reports for the past three years
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(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Not news: 9-year-old girl throws out the ceremonial MLB first pitch. News: It's the dustiest first pitch you'll see this year
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(76)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
PETA: Dude, the IRS has been harassing us for, like, ever, man. Just gotta chill and eat some of this amazing kelp and seaweed dish. It's like totally tasteless
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Politician apologizes for 'liking' a Facebook photo depicting a 16-year-old boy posing next to an older man while playing a prank commonly known as 'sneaky nuts.' "At first glance it appeared to be a harmless picture"
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(43)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"IRS Scandal: What we still haven't learned" Like how this is, you know, a scandal?
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(131)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Howard Stern vows to go to war against bullies. No word on whether he will use a time machine to take out the Howard Stern from 1993, first
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(54)
 


Thu May 16, 2013
(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey Playoff Thread #17: Bruins/Rangers game 1 @7:30E & later, Sharks/Kings game 2 @10:00E ...Torres may be watching on the plane back from meeting with The Shanabanman. Will he play Saturday? On the ice or links? Should know by first puck drop
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All right, the IRS scandal's handled, Benghazi's going away, and this AP thing's turning out not so bad. Finally, Obama can rela--"Federal Witness Protection Program loses two suspected terrorists." Aw, fark, here we go again
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(156)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in, a poll of Americans find that most have a negative opinion of the IRS. Stay tuned for more information on this developing story right after our segment on the wetness of water
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(51)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The IRS scandal has people wondering about where Harry Reid got his supposedly detailed knowledge of Mitt Romney's tax returns
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Boehner: "Who's going to jail over the IRS?" He then went into an Irish coughing fit. *Obaugh* *Obaugh* before Rubio helped him with a glass of water
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(71)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Hi. I'm from the IRS. Can I have 10 million medical records? No, I don't have a warrant--don't need one, just give them to me, especially them CA state judge ones. Also, while I'm here, I'm going to watch the NCAA tournament
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Left-wing website spends days searching for liberal victim of IRS overreach, finally finds one. One. So that makes it all even, right?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how Obama took bold action by firing the acting IRS Commissioner? Well, he was planning on quitting anyway, so nyah
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
E. Robert Kinney, the man who invented fish sticks is dead at age 96. Plans are being made to have him buried at sea next to the bodies of the first, second, and fourth Gorton's fishermen
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(70)
 
(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
The IRS situation is a scandal. Several even, just not the one you would think
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(45)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
GOP vows to continue probe into IRS until God himself demands an Obama impeachment
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(124)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Farkers granddaughter is currently tied for first place in an art contest sponsored by Cornell with a professional artist. Take a look and vote if you'd like. It's better to encourage her in this than to smoke crack
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 419: "Farkstronomy 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(73)
 


Wed May 15, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In all the excitement over the NBA playoffs, IRS/AP/Benghazigate, and hockey, we missed the important story. Steroids made Rod Stewart's penis shrink
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(22)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
When Charles Rangel tells you to come clean, you know it must be bad
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(178)
 
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
The parties that saved Iceland after the 2008 economic meltdown were re-elected with nearly 90% of the vote. JUST KIDDING: Voters brought back the very same people that plunged the country into turmoil in the first place
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(105)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Before you jump on the "OMG IRS/BENGHAZI/OBAMA" scandal bandwagon, read the Inspector General's report on the IRS
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(172)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While the IRS central scrutinizer was singling out right-wing groups for nitpicking, they were waving through liberal groups' applications. In other news, Tea Party changes its name to Mother Gaia's Nuanced Vegans for Appeasement
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(321)
 
(US Senate)
 
 
 
2012: Senator Schumer threatens the IRS with legislative action if they DON'T target Tea Party groups
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Senators on AP phone records: THIS IS not so much of AN OUTRAGE
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(85)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says IRS is the most powerful agency in government. The FBI laughs as they arrest subby for submitting this headline without a license
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(49)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If the trailer is any indication, the sequel to Birdemic is as bad as the first one, and that's good
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(18)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
We've actually known that IRS employees love Democrats for about 25 years now
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(88)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The first rule of Russian naked fight club is don't talk about Russian naked fight club (possibly Not safe for work long-distance naked people)
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(10)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha, Nebraska elects its first female mayor, firmly planting its foot in the 20th century
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(69)
 


Tue May 14, 2013
(TSN)
 
 
 
Even though the first round ended just last night the second begins tonight. Will Iginla move one step closer to The Cup? Will the Sharks follow tradition & have an epic collapse like the Leafs did last night? Games at 7:30 & 10 EDT
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(626)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Under IRS law, political organizations cannot be tax-exempt, so all applicants who used the words "Tea Party" or "Patriot" were required to prove in great detail they were a social welfare organization to qualify. Of course, this is TYRANNY
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(586)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you picked May 13 for the first "School Security officer accidentally shoots student" story, step up and claim your prize
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(124)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
One year after winning the team's first title in 44 years, and taking the team to second place this year, Manchester City fires coach Roberto Mancini. Bonus: he had four years remaining on his contract. Also, this is your stealth midweek EPL thread
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(159)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looking for a bigger scandal than IRS, Benghazi, and the 9/11 cover-up?
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(201)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, remember when George W. Bush had the IRS target liberal organizations like Greenpeace and certain churches? No? Well, then, shut up, Tea Party and Marco Rubio
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(144)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Congratulations Boston Herald for coining the new term for the IRS scandal: "Obamagate" I just hope no one finds out about "Nixongate"
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(74)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The dirt behind the IRS scandal. What happened and who's to blame. Explained
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(104)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Yo China, we respect your first carrier landing in November, and we're gonna let you finish, but today the US is making the best unmanned carrier landing OF ALL TIME
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama is experiencing how it feels to be in reactive mode when accused of a scandal
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(45)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
ProPublica: The IRS unit that went fishing in conservative groups' business also sent us a whole mess of confidential documents from those groups. Lately it's been more difficult to reach the IRS for comment, though. Can't imagine why
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(36)
 
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Since we knew from the first thread that nobody would care about the Mother's Day shooting in New Orleans, here's some footage of the shooting and the crowd scattering
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(84)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
The first rule of gay club is... never mind, there is no gay club
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(38)
 


Mon May 13, 2013
(NHL)
 
 
 
Last night of the first round... As unlikely as it should have been, we have two games tonight... two teams move on to face each other in round two, two go golfing... Leafs/Bruins @ 7:00 Rangers/Caps @ 8:00
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(1380)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
Okay, this IRS thing actually kinda IS a scandal, and with any luck that means the GOP will focus on that and finally STFU about Benghazi
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(286)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he is shocked...no, appalled...no, horrified...no, that he is disgusted, absolutely disgusted, that the IRS got caught targeting Tea Party groups
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(283)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-userious) calls on Obama to demand IRS Commissioner's resignation. Difficulty: the IRS hasn't had one since November
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(220)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When you send a comedian the script to a sketch piece that is going to air in front of 100 million people, make sure he wants to take part in it first and doesn't post the entire thing on his blog 5 days before showtime
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(39)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Your first full look at "Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D." 'Nuff said
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(101)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Radio DJ is about to do her final show after 20 years on the air. Decides that a few cocktails are in order first. What could possibly go wrong? w/audio
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(45)
 


Sun May 12, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Air Asia isn't the first airline to have a drag queen stewardess, but it might be the first to have one who neglected to shave. And has been knighted
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
IRS to Snoop Dogg: Your tax lien is $546,000. Snoop Dogg: Would you like a check or cash?
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(44)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
First the economy came for teachers, and I did not speak out because, meh. Then the economy came for government workers, and I did not speak out because, meh. But when the economy came for brothels, I knew it was time to take a stand
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(69)
 


Sat May 11, 2013
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at Paul Giamatti as The Rhino
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(95)
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
AP: And by "low level employees" inappropriately targeting conservative groups, what the IRS meant was "the commissioner" - but this is okay because your guy is in charge. Heckuva job you're doing keeping a straight face while you tell yourself that
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(413)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Guatemalan military ruler Efrain Rios Montt becomes first former head of state to be convicted of genocide by his own country's courts
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(48)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Survey reveals the greatest hairstyles of all time. Apparently those who responded didn't take a lot of time to mullet over
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(101)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Texas sheriff: Yes, we've arrested a much interviewed first responder to the West plant explosion for owning bomb components, but it's probably just a coincidence
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(155)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Slow motion video of little kids tasting different foods for the first time. Olive girl for the win
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(39)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
FBI tracks down identity thieves thanks to their continued posting of "food porn" on Instagram
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(27)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The twenty-one most common lies told on a first date
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(193)
 


Fri May 10, 2013
(Twitter)
 
 
 
First look at wheelchair bound James McAvoy as Lieutenant Dan from X-Men First Class
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Atmospheric CO2 reaches 400ppm for the first time in two million years. Probably nothing to worry about. I'd ignore it, personally
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(478)
 
(Maximum Fighting)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: MFC 37 from Edmonton, Alberta, featuring Benoit vs Birchak. Prelims include Mike Treadwell vs Thomas Treadwell in the first ever pro MMA fight between brothers. Prelims stream on Facebook at 8 PM ET. Main Card at 10 PM ET on AXS TV
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(146)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The IRS says it's sorry for targeting conservative groups in 2012 for tax audits. And now that Obama has been re-elected, we can all be friends again, right?
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(253)
 


Thu May 09, 2013
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
How competitive are school Science Fairs? Here is a clue: second place was a 14 year old who discovered a significant defect with the iPad that could actually kill people with pacemakers
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(61)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Not News: Indie Author rewrites her first novel to fix plot holes and structure based on reviewers feedback. News: Instead of making you buy it again, she's offering it for free to people who have already purchased
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Moss poses nude for ad, and Farkettes, now that most of the male Farkers are gone, what kind of present should I buy my wife for her first mother's day?
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(102)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
First Sanford, now Wiener. HEY EVERYONE. WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID
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(41)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 418: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 8". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(100)
 


Wed May 08, 2013
(Reuters)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jodi Arias found guilty of first degree murder - headed for LMITA prison
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(294)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods got blackout drunk and fell down a flight of stairs at a Met Gala after-party
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(74)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first set photos from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles involve Megan Fox bouncing on a trampoline because reasons
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(90)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet William Hornaday, who after spending the first part of his life traveling the globe and killing just about every exotic animal he could find, helped found the American conservation and environmentalist movements
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(138)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
China's CCTV airs Jon Stewart clip trying to insult the USA, has it backfire spectacularly: "At least they are free [in the US] to criticize their president openly on television,"
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(60)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So, how hard hit was the ball that struck Blue Jays pitcher J.A. Happ in the head? Well, it ricocheted beyond first base and up the right-field line (w/video)
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(54)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
You've seen the first trailer for the movie adaptation of Ender's Game - now it's time to pick it apart frame-by-frame and uncover the secrets hiding in each second
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(73)
 
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Carl "horse pr0n" Paladino elected to the Buffalo public school board. First thing added to the curricula: how to Photoshop African tribal clothing onto the Obamas
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(35)
 
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
First trailer for Edgar Wright's The World's End. Most epic pub crawl ever
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(53)
 


Tue May 07, 2013
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. The rich are getting richer as the DJIA closes above 15,000 for the first time ever
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(38)
 
(The Atlantic Wire)
 
 
 
CNN, showcasing the sort of no-nonsense journalism that continues to earn the trust of cable news viewers, airs a split-screen remote interview between two pundits who are actually in the same parking lot
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(87)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris joins Michelle Bachmann in calling for 9/11 prayer day to "crank up the spiritual warfare." Wait, didn't 9/11 start with "spiritual warfare" in the first place?
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(352)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"I've played basketball a million times in my life and I've never elbowed anybody. So the first time I do this, it's to the President of the United States?"
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(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tactical Response would like you to know that just because the Ohio shooter had their training material, doesn't mean he was a student or a customer of theirs. He just....fark, I dunno. WE'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tyrann Mathieu picks up his first sponsorship deal
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Waste some time watching four attractive British women try American junk food for the first time
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(52)
 


Mon May 06, 2013
(MSN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this airstrip artist
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(19)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The first 3D-printed gun successfully fired, plans put online. This will surely end well
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(388)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
When men were men: 50th anniversary of the first American expedition to summit Everest, which reached the top by not one but two routes, a climber lost all his toes but lived, and the whole thing was sponsored by Camel and Rainier beer
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(24)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Every week, some loon wants to give up on the euro. This week, it's the guy who got it started in the first place
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(97)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
World's first Bitcoin ATM unveiled in San Diego to facilitate purchases, redemptions, trade for Chuck E. Cheese game tokens
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(35)
 


Sun May 05, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Nine years after they first met, Honey Boo Boo's parents are finally getting married
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(38)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
The Miami Heat & San Antonio Spurs can't win the NBA title this year, because teams that sweep through the first round of the playoffs never go all the way. This is your NBA Playoffs discussion thread
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(30)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will Will Power power his way through the field to win his fourth race in a row on the streets of São Paulo? Can the field make it through the first turn with EJ Viso on the front row? 11 AM ET on NBCSports
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(114)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
First, the good news: Scientists have found a cure for baldness. Now the bad news: The cure involves extracting your blood, feeding it into a machine, and injecting it back into your scalp
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(103)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Forty-nine words in the English language first appeared in a book that may not exist. How perfectly cromulent
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(78)
 


Fri May 03, 2013
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
US officials report Israeli airstrike hits targets in Syria
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(370)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
For the low, low price of only $69 you can be the first on your block with a drone detector
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
First season of Big Brother Canada ends in major controversy when jury member accidentally votes for the wrong person. Bonus: When she casts her vote, she claims to be "150% Confident"
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(23)
 
(KIKN 100.5 Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
In case you wanted to be the first inventor of the chicken diaper...you're too late. Oh, and chicken mating accessories...because roosters can get quite aggressive while getting cocky
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(8)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia's first statewide virtual school to close down, finally producing the state's first class of virtual dropouts
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(23)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Remember the first half of The Stand? Yeah, now put that lab in China. What is Captain Trips in Mandarin?
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(70)
 


Thu May 02, 2013
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's a no-brainer. We just need to take it to the next level to turn this into a win-win situation. The best practice is to get rid of the low-hanging fruit first. Ping me with an agenda so we can go flag up on this thing
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(50)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Navy unveils its first full drone squadron, three of which are already on suspension for buzzing the tower
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(89)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 417: "Back Alleys and Laneways". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(69)
 


Wed May 01, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Giving five-year-old "My First Rifle" yields predictable results
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(613)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman violates the first commandment to get her hands on the other nine
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia rejected the Boston bombers' entrance to Mecca; warned US in writing. Guess we need to frisk 90-year-old ladies in wheelchairs even more
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(183)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good news: U.S. Treasury to pay off $35 billion of debt for the first time in six years. Bad news: That's about the same effect on your mortgage as finding a nickel in your living room sofa
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(26)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
France cuts taxes to become more start-up friendly for businesses. First time ever that "France" and "friendly" have ever been used in the same sentence
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(4)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fleetwood Mac release their first new studio material in ten years exclusively on iTunes, forgetting that the majority of their fanbase still uses CD players
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(79)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
A reminder to all you thirsty people out there: Please do not call 911 and ask them to bring you Kool-Aid
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(34)
 


Tue April 30, 2013
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Stereoblind dude sees in 3D for the first time in his life- on the world's dustiest Nintendo 3ds
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(51)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
First world problem: Suing the person who sold you a defective pony
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(126)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It turns out Mark Grace has been a model inmate and quality first baseman in the Arizona Penal League
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(75)
 
(Parity News)
 
 
 
CERN restores first ever web URL to celebrating "Twenty Years of a Free, Open Web"
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(24)
 
(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
Lauryn Hill signs a $1 million recording contract after the deal is approved by her manager, her agent, her IRS legal representative
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(34)
 


Mon April 29, 2013
(NHL)
 
 
 
The NHL Draft Lottery is tonight (8pm EDT, NBCSN). Tune in to watch the age-old, annual tradition in which the Oilers win the chance to pick first overall
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(84)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Maybe the negative folks are more active online in general," says researcher looking into this whole "internet" thing for the first time
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood says it would be great to be 105 and still making films, running trains off cliffs in Hill Valley, talking to empty chairs and ... uh .... I forget where I was going with this
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(48)
 
(Monday Note)
 
 
 
Apple to buy Intel. You heard it hear first on Fark. It's posted by Failmitter98, so you know it's gotta be true
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(56)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists study rare dinosaur skin fossil to determine for the first time actual skin color after Joan Rivers and Burt Reynolds shoo them away
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You know all those GOP efforts to supress the black vote in 2012? They failed-spectacularly. New data shows that for the first time ever, black voter turn-out rates exceeded those of whites-and provided Obama his entire margin of victory
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(238)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A-list moms prefer the $1200 Bugaboo stroller, which is $1000 more than subby's first car
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(63)
 


Sun April 28, 2013
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you guessed 'April 28th' as the first day Phoenix would see triple digit temperatures, congratulations. You're a winner. But you're still living in Phoenix
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(139)
 
(Some Angry Doctor)
 
 
 
Not news: CPS removes a baby from his parents. News: After the parents sought a second opinion from another hospital and the first hospital called the cops. SCARY: Subette is scheduled to have her baby at the same hospital
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(200)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Nothing memorable here, just your typical 4 hour, 142-134 triple overtime NBA first round playoff game. Bonus: Nate Robinson scores 23 points in the 4th quarter
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(28)
 


Sat April 27, 2013
(ABC)
 
 
 
You are a bus driver. On your first stop you pick up 5 people. On your second stop you pick up 9 and drop 2 off. On your third stop you lose 30. Now real quickly, what is the eye color of the bus driver?
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(43)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Columnist complains the White House has added another "digital distraction tool" to its arsenal by starting a tumblr account. Subby is disappointed that the digital distraction tool wasn't historical First Lady nudes. Mmmmmm... Jane Pierce
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(44)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Because the first one was so successful, there may be a second Everglades python hunt
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(37)
 
(Piedmont Triad / WFMY News 2)
 
 
 
Cool: If you're a redhead, you're a direct descendant of the very first redhead. Not cool: Your family tree now contains Carrot Top
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(326)
 


Fri April 26, 2013
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Mom tells school to remove all potential nut threats to allergic son, which is silly since most schools don't even use slatted chairs
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(287)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Manti Te'o Informed He'll Go First Overall To Nebraska Pioneers
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(28)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Your first look at a clip from the new season of Arrested Development featuring Lucille and Buster
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(81)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop a Farker's co-worker getting to first base
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will all 2013 first round NFL picks please step forward. Not so fast, Manti Te'o
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(123)
 


Thu April 25, 2013
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
John Hirschbeck takes strike number three to the little ump
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(23)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rihanna becomes the first person to ever have ten #1 songs on the Billboard charts. Surprisingly, not one hit was from Chris Brown
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(45)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jets have concluded six may be the magical number when it comes to quarterbacks; first round pick would get them there. Matt Millen struggles to contain his excitement
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(25)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 416: "I Went to ___ and All I Got Was This Lousy ___". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(51)
 


Wed April 24, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The very first YouTube video was uploaded eight years ago yesterday, and they haven't gotten any better since. (link goes to video)
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(16)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The season doesn't start for almost 5 months; the draft hasn't even occurred yet; and yet here's your first NFL power rankings for the 2013-14 season. The #1 pick is indisputably incorrect, so surely nobody here can disagree with any of the others
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(95)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Bills are afraid the Jets will take Ryan Nassib in the first round, which probably goes a long way towards explaining the Bills drafts the past few years
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(29)
 
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
EA releases first major patch to fix some of SimCity's biggest issues, and it goes about as well as you'd expect
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(93)
 


Tue April 23, 2013
(Newser)
 
 
 
Second child dies after parents pick prayer over medicine. Guess how the first one died? Go on, guess
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(354)
 
(OutSports)
 
 
 
Alan Gendreau, the former Middle Tennessee State placekicker, all-time leading scorer in Sun Belt Conference history and devout Christian, wants to be the first openly gay NFL player
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(78)
 
(Accounting Today)
 
 
 
IRS: What do you want from us, anyway? We only improperly paid out 1 out of every 4 earned income tax credit claims, and that's like a piddling little $11 billion annual ripoff so quit your biatchin'
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The population of Spain falls for the first time ever due to ongoing financial uncertainty. No-one expected the Spanish demographic decomposition
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(28)
 
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Karma manufacturer Fisker fails to make first payment on federally backed loan, expects to be reincarnated as Yugo
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(43)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
First black bears spotted in Anchorage. White bears immediately fear decline in den value
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(32)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Don't let your kids watch Disney's TV show "Sofia the First" or it will turn your preschooler into a single mom, says Christian entertainment review site MovieGuide
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(100)
 


Mon April 22, 2013
(Some Songwriter)
 
 
 
Subby's band's new single/music video commemorating first responders, soldiers, and all those who are "running in when everyone runs out" was released today. Portion of proceeds from MP3 downloads go to our fallen Everyday Heroes in West, Texas
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(7)
 
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Antares rocket successfully completes inaugural test launch, will take cargo to the ISS this summer. Coolness: the largest launch ever from Wallops Island, VA. Ubercoolness: first stage powered by refurbished Soviet moon rocket engines
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(79)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS to close offices for five days this summer due to the sequester, leaving only 360 days this year to track down the people who actually still have an income
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
And the award for being the first media outlet to blame the Boston Marathon bombing on watching shows like Breaking Bad and Game of Thrones goes to... TMZ
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(90)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Protip: If it's your first newscast straight out of broadcasting school, don't lead with "Gay Farking Shiat"
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(138)
 


Sun April 21, 2013
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
"I've been a labor and delivery nurse since 1982, and I've been at Saint Vincent's for 18 years now, and this is the first time I've had this many twins in that short a period of time,"
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(53)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glee renewed for two more seasons of never again capturing the magic they had in the first one
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It may not be Caturday anymore, but it's never too late to watch a cat and baby goat play on the stairs while 'Kung-Fu Fighting' plays in the background
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(11)
 


Sat April 20, 2013
(YouTube)
 
 
 
David Ortiz drops the most awesome f-bomb of all time in a speech before the Red Sox' first game in Fenway since the Boston Marathon bombing (Not safe for work language) (video link replaced)
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Big Pharma titans GlaxoSmithKline and Astellas in competition to produce world's first high-altitude anemia pills, desperately needed by both suffering anemics and win-at-all-costs Lance Armstrong-like bastards
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(10)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
10 once-great TV shows (and the exact moments they started to suck) Missing from the list: The opening credits from the first episode of Star Trek Voyager & Enterprise
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(180)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
You only THOUGHT it was over - Glenn Beck threatens to expose the REAL Boston Marathon bomber Monday unless the government does it first. END IT OBAMA OR I WILL
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(82)
 


Fri April 19, 2013
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Florida may become first state to regulate drones, sadly putting a preemptive stop to many future Fark greenlights
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Balzac drank fifty cups of coffee a day, which could explain his tendency to be too hyper to sit down in slatted wooden chairs
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(46)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
And now a report from a guy who knows a guy who saw some of the first Ender's Game trailer
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(72)
 


Thu April 18, 2013
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Help a program that pairs at-risk teens with rescue horses fix their ranch truck (named Bessie) so we can get kids to horse shows this summer. Total repair bill is $2600, we still have $830 to go before we can spring it from the shop. DIT
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(12)
 
(MMA Junkie)
 
 
 
Nike makes Jon Jones the first MMA athlete with his own shoe and clothing line under their banner
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(43)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NBA first-round playoff series ranked in order from eyebleach-required to fascinating. Bucks-Heat: "The gap between these teams will still make for some vaguely entertaining basketball at times"
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
North Korea to the US: We'll stop acting like biatches, but first you need to remove the sanctions you imposed on us for acting like biatches
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(132)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twelve-year-old boy injured in Boston wakes up between surgeries. First question: Did Mom Finish?
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(59)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 415: "Textures". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(102)
 


Wed April 17, 2013
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
School for Deaf and Blind is putting on their first musical. Anne Frank to be thanked repeatedly in program notes
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(129)
 
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
NewsFlash
 
Doubling down: U.S. Capitol Police evacuating first floor of a Senate office building because of a suspicious package
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(284)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Billy Dee Williams causes fender bender, tells police it wasn't his fault because his car had gotten there first
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(36)
 


Tue April 16, 2013
(Daily Motion)
 
 
 
Russia opens the first ever performing cats theatre
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(13)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Actor who played Admiral Motti, Darth Vader's first force-choke victim in Star Wars, apparently underestimated the power of the force
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(60)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
First "unofficial" look at Jamie Foxx's 'Electro' costume in the "Spider-Man" sequel
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(130)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
At last, blessed bipartisan cooperation - to make sure you'll always be paying somebody to figure out your taxes, unless you have an advanced degree in postmodern tax accounting
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(79)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What most women do before a first date is not nearly as sexy as you were just thinking
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(149)
 


Mon April 15, 2013
(Salon)
 
 
 
And the award for first moronic "false flag" comment from a media figure in the Boston Marathon bombing goes to (drum roll) Alex Jones
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(236)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Capitals enter the Top 10 for the first time this season, while the Sharks continue their roller coaster ride. It's the NHL Power Rankings, Week 13
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(49)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Since it's tax day for some of us, let's take a look at where the highest tax cheats reside. I'm looking at you, Atlanta, LA and...DC? Well that's not surprising at all
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(28)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
15 ways to invite an IRS audit. #16- Claiming FARK as a business expense
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(7)
 


Sun April 14, 2013
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One of the great things about being Hugh Jackman is that random female fans will throw electric razors filled with their pubic hairs at you while you're at the gym
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(49)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Maria Tallchief, one of America's first great prima ballerinas and an Osage Indian, dead at 88
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(16)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC premieres "Crowd Rules", where audience gives 1 of 3 businesses much-needed money. First episode features a landscaper in Houston, a baker in Albany, an NBC station in Burbank
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(11)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rare prayer hymnal, the first book ever printed in North America, expected to sell for more than $15 million. Nervous owner admits to having sweaty psalms
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(8)
 
(Bob Vila)
 
 
 
Ten clever alternatives to a traditional home office. Immunity from an IRS audit not guaranteed
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(20)
 


Sat April 13, 2013
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police foil cocaine stash house robbery, marking the first time in history that coke dealers were happy to see the police
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(13)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Once you've got over your mid-life crisis you have a later-life crisis to look forward to. Symptoms include buying ridiculous wheelchairs and shacking up with cougars
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(26)
 


Fri April 12, 2013
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's just a wasp nest. Go in there, squirt some Raid on it, have ten million wasps come out, pick you up and jam you headfirst into the nest AAAAAAGGHHHHH
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(123)
 
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Breakthrough allows researchers to actually map brain activity associated with pain. Researchers used an MRI and the complete first season of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which seems unnecessarily cruel
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
Video
 
And we have this year's first bench clearing MLB brawl. Bonus: Called by Vin Scully
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(172)
 


Thu April 11, 2013
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Which team will win their first Frozen Four title? Puck drops at 4:30pm EST today for the UMass-Lowell vs. Yale Semifinal
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(52)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
If you've been in a coma for 5 years and suddenly come out of it, the first thing you'd say is: A.) "What did I miss?" B.) "What year is it?" or C.) "I want to go to a Bob Seger concert"
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(84)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today is 8-Track appreciation day. Quick when you remember what 8-tracks you had, what's the first one to come to mind? For me, it's Jethro Tull's Aqualung
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(81)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
China pulls Django Unchained from theaters across the country on the first day of its edited release
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The annual Hair Wars in Detroit showcases hairstyles you have to see to beweave
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(17)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 414: "Enter (or Exit) Here". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(53)
 


Wed April 10, 2013
(C|Net)
 
 
 
IRS decides, despite court rulings to the contrary, that there is no expectation of privacy in email and they can read yours whenever they want, citizen
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(103)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Wife goes over a cliff, falling 120 feet in 2.74 seconds. If she landed 52 feet from the base of the cliff, did she stumble or was she pushed by her husband, who was philandering at a rate of 20 affairs per marriage?
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(88)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Farker's first attempt at light painting cherry blossoms results in an article being written in The Atlantic. Article to the left, harsh critics to the right
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(108)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona lawmaker demands to know who leaked to the media an email he sent from his public e-mail account. Bonus: The second email he sent complaining about the media leak of the first email is also given to the media
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(23)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
America welcomes its very first Legoland hotel
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(12)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Newspaper circulation revenue rises for first time in more than a decade. Media experts suspect people are becoming nostalgic for the days of reading the morning paper, or a lot of puppies have recently been adopted
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(15)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trailer for "Elysium", Neil Blokamp's first film since "District 9"
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(159)
 


Tue April 09, 2013
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ welcomes its first professional Ultimate frisbee team, the NJ Hammerh... wait, did that just say "professional Ultimate frisbee"?
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(52)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Nothing to see, just another tax season article on IRS deductions that .... Wait, beer is deductible?
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(6)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Surprising no one (except possibly Bill Maher), The Bible miniseries sells really really really well in its first week on shelves. Amen
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(71)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
First Listen: The Flaming Lips, "The Terror"
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(26)
 


Mon April 08, 2013
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
Richard Brooker, the first actor to portray Jason Voorhees with a hockey mask, has died
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(28)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Native American hairstyles from the 1900s (gallery)
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The catapult, which was first described in the 4th century BC, will finally reach its full potential as it launches a stealthy unmanned aerial vehicle from a nuclear powered, mobile forward air base for the first time next month
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(64)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Greek student decided to express his not so positive opinion of the greek Parliament written on a piece of paper, "First time in a brothel". Shared it on Facebook, got a 5 day suspension and now is asking for vindication from the online community
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(23)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Replace any word or phrase in a well-known literary passage with the phrase "your mom." Example: "Theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do your mom." Voting enabled
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(377)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's silent disaster. Schwarzenegger smelt it first
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(77)
 


Sun April 07, 2013
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Marlins run out of first basemen due to multiple injuries, let random outfielders and catchers audition for job on short notice. Coach: "There's a lot more to it than running over and putting your foot on a white thing"
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(56)
 


Sat April 06, 2013
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
John Lackey reinjures arm in first start for Red Sox. This is not a repeat from 2011
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(26)
 
(Some Chi-Town Bound Guy)
 
 
 
Subby going to Chicago for the first time. You say your food is the best. Where should I go for Pizza and Dogs?
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(80)
 
(Take Part)
 
 
 
Seattle to build nation's first food forest. Finally, a place where you can make your own trailmix by hand
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(45)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Footage of first F-35B nighttime take off and landing tests looks like something straight out of a sci-fi movie
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(255)
 


Fri April 05, 2013
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but RAND PAUL is starting to do the exact same things Obama did three years before his first presidential bid
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(157)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Rare turtle species, driven to extinction by human activity, suffers even more by being driven to having never existed in the first place
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(47)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Pro Bowl likely to shift to 'draft' format in 2014. Looks like Tom Brady will finally be a first round pick
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(54)
 
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton talks about Farking up some beer with Drew Curtis at Stone Brewing. Which one of you Farkers made the first comment under the video?
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(5)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
They're all going to laugh at this first Carrie remake trailer
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(164)
 


Thu April 04, 2013
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
House prices are going up: that's good. But only because investors are scooping them up as rentals making it hard for first time homebuyers to get them: that's bad. But rent is going down: that's good. Which could cause a second crash:that's bad
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(122)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Jobless claims rise for the first time in 4 months, which I'm sure has nothing to do with the sequester
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(265)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland becomes first state in the union to pass gun control law mandating fingerprint checks for buyers, magazine and assault weapon bans, and purchasing restrictions based on mental health
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(339)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Brand new documentary about North Korea is best documentary. You get to see North Koreans play Angry Birds and watch Youtube videos for the first time
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(30)
 
(Smh.com.au)
 
 
 
Good news frequent flyers - modern airplanes have a crumple zone that absorbs the impact in a plane crash. Bad news wealthy frequent flyers - it's called "first class"
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(77)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 413: "Ghost Towns". Details and rules in first post. LGT cache with next week's theme
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(56)
 


Wed April 03, 2013
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Do you recall Macon, GA's first integrated prom? I can't believe it... Hasn't happened yet
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(204)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The first mobile phone call was made 40 years ago today, immediately dropped
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(40)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Penguins learn the first rule of the wild: you can't fight a buffalo
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(76)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Before you squirt pepper spray into the face of the teenager you say molested you as you walked to your apartment, first make sure it's not a case of mistaken identity
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(29)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Online Dating Horror Story 1,043; San Dimas guy tries to impress chick on their first date by crashing into car ahead of them & attacking the driver...who bearhugs guy, then lets him go
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(83)
 


Tue April 02, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
The league leaders in France, Germany, Italy and Spain play on Tuesday. Some other kinda good teams play Wednesday. It's your UEFA Champions League Quarterfinal First Leg thread
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Obama's family is always photogenic, first dog Bo is always well-behaved and the vegetables in the South Lawn garden always seem succulent. How Obama is blocking out reporters so he can exercise ultimate control of his public image
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(167)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's always a good sign when your manager starts his first week in charge with the 'but some of my best friends are black' defense
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(10)
 


Mon April 01, 2013
(Discover)
 
 
 
"Here, we test the hypothesis that masturbation, or Firsthand Autonomous Pleasure (FAP), when performed on a daily basis, can directly lead to weight loss"
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(137)
 
(KSOO Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Deer Fight Club: The first rule of Deer Fight Club is get it on video
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(22)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
For first time in history, shogi computer defeats active professional shogi player. Unlike Kasparov, this guy did not flounce around whining about a fix
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(12)
 


Sun March 31, 2013
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It may be springtime in the US, but Winter is coming. Get your imp hands ready and prepare your desire to slap Joffrey. Who will get naked or killed first this season? The Return to Westeros begins at 9pm ET
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(121)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
It's been 80 years since the crash of the USS Akron and this article makes clear just how dangerous those airships were
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(70)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Rangers compete for the division crown without Josh Hamilton? Will the Astros win their AL debut? Is this the most unintriguing Opening Day matchup in history? It's your official MLB Opening Day discussion thread. First pitch at 8 pm
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(152)
 
(Dine 909)
 
 
 
Watch out, In-N-Out, Steak 'n Shake breaks ground on first California restaurant
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(132)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India's first zombie movie hopes to curry favor with audiences worldwide
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(28)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
When is it socially appropriate to start wearing white again? Is it after the first day of spring, the day after Easter, or Memorial Day? And if you live in Arizona, do you even have to follow the rules? Yes, some writer really asked these questions
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(53)
 


Sat March 30, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
For no good reason, here's all the swearing in the first two seasons of Game of Thrones.. Not safe for work obviously
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
56-year-old convicted drug dealer made millions off his nine pot dispensaries, forgot the little detail about reporting income to the IRS. Has it already been long enough for people to forget how Capone went down?
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(30)
 


Fri March 29, 2013
(SmugMug)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Photoshop a "PROBLEM - SOLVED" icon set. Difficulty: Black & White only, Silhouette only. LGT example, Blank in first post
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(124)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US international soccer player Robbie Rogers gives his first interview since coming out as gay. He walked away from the sport after realizing he played for Leeds
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(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The first two seasons of Game of Thrones summed up in a single nine-minute video
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(65)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs' first boss: "Very few companies would hire Steve, even today." Especially after October 5, 2011
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(45)
 


Thu March 28, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Government says 80% of scooters and electric wheelchairs Medicare buys go to lazy fat people
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(187)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Judge gives convicted rapist time "to get his affairs in order" before sentencing. So he takes 35 years and raises a family
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(113)
 
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will AJ Styles finally speak for the first time? Which member of the Aces and Eights will Jeff Hardy call out for open fight night? Has Kurt Angle recovered from his beating last week? Will Sting show up? It's TNA Impact Live 8 pm
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(233)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 412: "The Onion on Your Belt". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(87)
 


Wed March 27, 2013
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why, out of 90 jurisdictions in the US, is Chicago dead last in prosecuting criminals with guns yet first in murders?
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(135)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The first MLB Power Rankings are out. This is bad news for the Yankees
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(214)
 
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
Will Jordan Spieth become the first teenager to win on the PGA Tour in, well, forever?
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake's new CD movies almost 1 million copies in its first week, overtaking his superiors David Bowie and Bon Jovi in the Billboard charts
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(95)
 
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Notre Dame Cathedral installs new bells for the first time since the 19th century, finally alleviating disfiguring back problems for their bell ringers
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(28)
 


Tue March 26, 2013
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Who keep the metric system down? Who keeps tax self-filing around? Intuit and Grover Norquist, "We do, we do"
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(153)
 
(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Thieves cause a hairy situation, steal $35,000 worth of hair extensions. Authorities unsure if this is their first brush with the law
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An altercation over whose dad is richer takes place between two: a) Harvard undergrads, b) heirs to oil tycoons, or c) Canadian skiers
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(24)
 
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
George W. Bush Presidential Library set to open on the 10 year anniversary of the Mission Accomplished speech. And you thought Obama was the first troll President
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Maroon 5 becomes the first band in nineteen years to land three #1 singles off the same album. The last band to do so was Ace of Base. Let that sink in
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(86)
 


Mon March 25, 2013
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Portland high school creates gender-neutral bathrooms in a first for K-12
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(80)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Nerds, start your boners: Game of Thrones season 3 is even better than the first two seasons
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(216)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
US Pentagon, unaware of all science fiction ever written, plans to build a computer that can teach itself. First question: "Sarah Connor?"
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(73)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
First pic of Porn star Kimberly Kane as Wonder Woman makes everyone ask why the hell a porn studio gets the look of Wonder Woman and the costume right yet no one in Hollywood can seem to do it?
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(182)
 
(New York Sun)
 
 
 
Despite the sequester, Joe Biden rang up a $585,000 bill for one night at the Intercontinental Hotel in Paris. Which also raises the question, "Why the hell was Biden in Paris in the first place?"
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(614)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "FBI joins search for missing Brown student". There's a first time for everything, I suppose
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(66)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
John Kerry Can't believe that Iraq is allowing Iran to fly weapons to Syria through its airspace "after all the American People have done to liberate" Iraq from Hussein. Also wants to know why Iraq keeps hitting itself
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(80)
 
(TV Geek Army)
 
 
 
The fantastic first season of The Real World premiered 21 years ago, making the show old enough to buy the liquor so that the kids on sucky Season 28 can get blitzkrieged in the hot tub
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(58)
 


Sun March 24, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the first Indycar race of the 2013 season. Lotus is gone, Randy Bernard is gone, and whatever force that was keeping a good team from hiring Simona de Silvestro is gone, too. Power on pole. Noon ET on NBCSports
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(149)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
F1 Malaysian Grand Prix Discussion: Vettel on pole, Massa second - out qualifying Alonso again. Mark Webber to start 5th, which really means he'll be racing from 10th after the first lap
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(57)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Farker vincent_blackshadow is on the mend. Not only has he charmed nurses into stealing bacon for him, they've also turned a blind eye so he could have his first beer since he was admitted to the ICU on Feb 7th. DIT
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(161)
 


Sat March 23, 2013
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US Senate passes budget resolution, after "herculean" effort. News: For the first time since 2009. Now it turns to the House, where it will take an act of God
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(168)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
IRS spends $60,000 for a Star Trek-themed training video. And if that wasn't bad enough, they had people dressed in Next Generation era uniforms on the bridge from the Original Series
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(81)
 


Fri March 22, 2013
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Days before the Michigan GOP primary, Gingrich and Santorum were about to launch a 'unity ticket' to destroy Romney. Why was it scrapped? Because neither could agree on whose name went first
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(82)
 
(IT World)
 
 
 
First came baseball stat nerds then basketball stat nerds and now we have MMA stat nerds
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(38)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Subby learned two things from the article. First, there is such thing as a 'Sandy Hook Truther' and second, that subby has fusion paranoia
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(182)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Harvard wins first NCAA Tournament game. Still doesn't make up for the Vietnam War
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(69)
 


Thu March 21, 2013
(Journal News)
 
 
 
NY assistant DA becomes first Republican official to hit every single box on the hypocrisy/crime checklist simultaneously, as his live-in illegal-immigrant personal trainer is charged with raping a 12-year-old girl
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(97)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Thursday Night MMA: Bellator 93 with the lightweight tournament final featuring Marcin Held vs. Dave Jansen, heavyweights Travis Wiuff and Ryan Martinez, and Marcus Davis fights Waachiim Spiritwolf. First fights start at 8pm eastern
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(241)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth to baby on highway during rush hour, marking the first time a project on the PA Turnpike was completed in nine months
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(53)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How will your brackets get broken? Why do they insist on calling the first round the second round? Where is Kentucky? Better late, than never, it's your official March Madness discussion thread
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(827)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Straight A student fails first chemistry test
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(194)
 
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
High-dive wannabe forgets the very first, very important rule of high-dive: don't miss the pool
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(43)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 411: "Silhouettes 2: Inanimate Silhouettes". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(96)
 


Wed March 20, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
50 great "Doctor-ish" moments from 50 years of Doctor Who? Why bother making the list if you're not going to include the Sixth Doctor's first line after regenerating on the list?
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(15)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bridgeport, Conn: 'Firster in Flight'
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(25)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Overall top seed Kentucky losing to Robert Morris in first round of the NIT? PRICELESS
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(90)
 


Tue March 19, 2013
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Think you're having a bad day? At least you didn't fall feet-first into a giant tire shredder
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(129)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In a case likely to have major implication for those Russian websites selling $0.10 Mp3's, as well as online sellers of used CDs, video games and textbooks the US Supreme Court says the "first sale doctrine" applies to copyrighted works
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fresh on the heels of approving laws that ban abortions based on fetal birth defects or after the sixth week of pregnancy, ND lawmakers apparently decide to try to go "all in" and ban any abortions occuring after the first picosecond of pregnancy
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The assault on the First Amendment continues as court rules that you can't falsely yell "Bingo" in a crowded bingo hall
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ten years ago today was the first day of the Iraq invasion. Farkers debated whether it was a good idea or not. See what we were saying here in the original comment thread from 2003
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Mon March 18, 2013
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Building a new society in space will be vastly different than the Star Trek version - first off it won't be run like some quasi-military dictatorship
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
EA CEO steps down, will drive home to the first available unoccupied house
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do schools keep using suspension as a punishment when all the little bastards want to do is go home in the first place?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police unsure how a convicted sex offender, who was taken into custody after being charged with murdering a woman and raping her ten year old daughter, could show up to his first hearing with a broken nose
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Carnival Cruise Lines says it will spend double on repairs in 2013. Of course, anyone doing the math knows that two times nothing is still nothing
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Video mash-up imagines world where Pope is two hours late for first address
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Sun March 17, 2013
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
David Bowie's The Next Day becomes the fastest-selling album of 2013 and becomes Bowie's first album since 1993's Black Tie White Noise
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Although the sequester forced Obama to cease White House tours for the first time in history, his PAC wants to make sure access to the president is available at the grassroots level for a measly $500K
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Mississippi just gave a gigantic middle finger to the First Amendment
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
A nearly 2,600-year-old clay cylinder described as the world's first human rights declaration is being shown for the first time in the United States (link replaced)
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