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500 headlines found matching 'IRS'
Mon December 22, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British underwear thief hides thousands of pairs in ceiling until the ceiling finally collapses. That's probably not Step 2
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How bad would an IRS shutdown be?" Well let's use the household metaphor: How long do you think you can survive on the cat food in your house if you suddenly stopped getting paid? How long before you start eating the cat?
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(118)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(Oxford Dictionaries)
 
 
 
With 26 seasons and counting, it's no surprise that The Simpsons has irrevocably changed the English language itself, though true fans know they did a much better job of it in the first 10 seasons
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(48)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Want to guess the dishes on the first Christmas menu published in 1660? Take your time, there are 39 of them
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(9)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to own some of Elvis Presley's pubic hairs, today's your lucky day
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(19)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not news: Golfer hits hole in one. News: He recorded his first hole in one 75 years ago. Fark: This one came at age 103
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(7)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Hockey Discussion Thread night in Farkistan. First puck drops in Los Angeles @1pm local (4ET) last one in San Jose @7:30 local (10:30ET) Also featuring 10 other games not in California... Come cheer for your team
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(115)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Journalist on CNN: The First Amendment doesn't mean we can just piss off any old brutal dictator we want. This is not a repeat from 1780, obviously
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(77)
 
(Keloland)
 
 
 
First came "Don't Jerk and Drive" now "Party Santa." OK, which Farker is working for the South Dakota Department of Public Safety?
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(30)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Since it seems to be an annual tradition, here are the college bowl games ranked from worst to first
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First look at Neil Patrick Harris in "American Horror Story: Freak Show" (w/teaser trailer)
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(37)
 


Fri December 19, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
If Bill Clinton was the "first black president" then Obama is the "first Latino president." Republicans still in the running for "last white president"
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(23)
 


Thu December 18, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
IRS may be shutting down to save money. Yay. It may cut back on refund processing to meet its budget. Boo
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(35)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sucker pays more than $33,000 for a pair of shoes some guy with two first names already wore out
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(14)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
On the First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....toenail clippers. So what are some unusual or funny Christmas gifts that you have received?
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(14)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australia's first ever professor of poetry, Bruce, resigns after leaked emails in which he compared wines unfavorably to an aborigines' armpit
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(33)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
A wild mountain lion was spotted in Kentucky for the first time since before the civil war; state Fish and Wildlife officers work tirelessly to protect it until it can be relocated. LOL just kidding, they blew it to hell
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(261)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists create the world's first smart bike that can sense hazards on the road. Upon completion bike immediately senses itself and self-destructs
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(39)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL referees are on pace to call 4,100 penalties this season. Or as it used to be called, the first half of any Raiders game
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich believes America has lost its first cyberwar, refuses to give out A/S/L anymore
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meterologists identify first new cloud type in 60 years, and it isn't a chemtrail. Probably (pics)
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(6)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once again, a Who Wants to Be A Millionaire contestant joins the elite group of players who bomb the first basic question
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(47)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 502: "Mmm Bokeh 3: You Want Bokeh? You Can't Handle the Bokeh" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(89)
 


Wed December 17, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
CDC reports gonorrhea rates have declined for the first time in 30 years. Slow clap
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
First Black Friday spread to the UK, and now Russia. Except Russians are mobbing stores to keep from starving as their currency crashes
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(108)
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Judge who overturned state's gay marriage ban continues assault on marriage with state's first gay divorce
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WARRRRRIOORRRRS.... COME OUT AND lose for the first time in 17 games
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(21)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Wondering who the first victim of the NFL firing spree will be on December 29th? Look no further than Marc Trestman- if they wait that long
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(145)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Main Page Headline: Federal Judge rules immigration action unconstitutional. Actual: A judge issues opinion in response to a criminal case. "Article" closes with this gem: The latest opinion was first reported by the Volokh Conspiracy blog
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(70)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to become first U.S. city to equip police with body cameras. The ghost of Rodney King approves
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(81)
 


Tue December 16, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Parents a bit upset after woman indicted on two felony charges of heroin distribution is hired as first grade teacher. Background checks, how do they work?
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(71)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Four people spot a "very large black Bigfoot" along Alabama State Route 22 in Tallapoosa County: "When this first sighting occurred, I didn't know what Bigfoot was. In those days we called it a Giant Monkey" (w/eyewitness sketch of the creature)
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(33)
 


Mon December 15, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Because their feelings have been hurt, Ohio police union wants all black professional athletes to have their First Amendment rights suspended
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(115)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
For the first time in 80 years, Wofford beats NC State, after a potential buzzer-beater was disallowed after a lengthy video review
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(7)
 


Sun December 14, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
IRS considers returning $33k seized from woman who acted like a terrorist drug dealer by making bank deposits of less than $10k. IRS insists if the $22k is returned, she's still not declared innocent. Also, legal costs to be deducted from the $11k
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(72)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Pot-dining in Colorado is currently illegal, but have hope: Foodies interested in marijuana dining insist the law eventually will change. "The drug pairs well with food and acceptance will grow once people stop associating pot dining with brownies"
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(73)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
London Bridge damaged after a car accident. Inspectors making repairs to stop it from falling down, falling down, falling down
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(15)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Iron Butterfly working on first new album in-a-gadda-da more than 40 years
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
At less than $1 a shot, U.S. Navy's Laser Weapon System is the first nail in the coffin of the arms industry
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(95)
 


Sat December 13, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC is ditching sitcoms on Thursdays for the first time in over two decades, and this will be the first time in the lives of millennials that they've never been able to laugh at something in primetime on Thursdays
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teenage Slinky master does lots more than just pushing it down the stairs
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney to appear on Meet the Press this Sunday to talk about the torture report. Expect it to be the shortest program ever, ending with Cheney's first answer: "AVADA KEDAVRA"
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(133)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"His bondage kit held rolls of duct tape, four pairs of handcuffs, parachute cord, nylon rope, 107 zip ties, a set of rubber gloves, two lengths of 18-inch chain and a padlock." Wow, he's prepared for anything, isn't he
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(98)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Solo asks for charges to be dismissed, claims Greedo shot first
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(129)
 


Thu December 11, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
GOP: Forced rectal feeding is not torture. Torture is having the IRS ask the Tea Party a question
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(99)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two police officers will face no charges for deleting Internal Affairs files, because "sometimes it just happens"
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time since the last time a Clinton ran for President, Americans poll in favor of gun rights
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(1109)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst joins the cast for Fargo season 2, which will take place in 1979 Sioux Falls, South Dakota and follow the story of a young Lou Solverson
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(41)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 501: "Goin' to the Dogs" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(96)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not content with losing its first head coach choice to the Raiders, Michigan now set on losing its second choice to Duke
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(22)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Delta announces new 5-tier seat pricing because after First-class, No-class, Economy and Sit-on-the-wing classes they would like to offer - "Hobo-in-luggage class"
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(68)
 
(Brooklyn Daily)
 
 
 
TGI Friday's Mobile Mistletoe drones draw first blood
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(45)
 
(Fox Soccer)
 
 
 
After requiring emergency resuscitation on the field, and four heart surgeries, a German soccer player was told he'd never play again. This past Saturday, he became the first German with a pacemaker to score the winning goal in extra time
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(12)
 


Mon December 08, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Columbia University football coach resigns after players claimed that he had made them play through concussions. Of course,the first sign of a concussion is signing a letter of intent to play for Columbia University
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(14)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Finally, our first viable third party. Meet the future KNC
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(78)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Barack and Michelle Obama romance film coming. First movie based on a presidential marriage since Hillary considered "Kill Bill"
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(40)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Family of a man who choked to death while eating at Applebee's is suing the chain because no employees were trained in first aid
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(221)
 


Sun December 07, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Liberia tries to return to normal by allowing businesses to reopen their doors, but no one wants to be the first person to restart the Ebola crisis
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(30)
 
(New England Revolution)
 
 
 
MLS Cup - Who will be first to Five? LA Galaxy could make it their 5th MLS Cup win and the New England Revolution could make it their 5th MLS Cup loss. Coverage begins at 3pm on ESPN
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(38)
 


Fri December 05, 2014
(FastCo Labs)
 
 
 
The first thing to be made on the 3D printer on the International Space Station will be a buckle. A buckle. Not a space blaster photon gun or something more interesting. You're losing us, NASA
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(57)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Supreme Court hears the case of a pregnant UPS driver forced to go on unpaid leave. First time that UPS was ever concerned about the consequences of an early delivery
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(86)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Second verse, hopefully not same as the first. A little bit louder and a first. Orion test flight. Coverage starts at 6 am EST
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(301)
 


Thu December 04, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Because Fark.com likes maps, here's a 10-foot-long eclipse map for Aug. 21, 2017, which will be the day of the "Great American Eclipse," the first total eclipse visible in the continental U.S. since 1979 and the first to cross both coasts since 1918
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(85)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The world's first fully automated home-brewery is now a reality. Hipsters everywhere die a little inside
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(37)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Breast-shaped building could be torn down. No word on what will be the first post destruction plan
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(37)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Yea, these emails contain taxpayer info we released to the White House. That's why we can't share them with you... it'd be illegal to release them"
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(102)
 
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Ever see two NBA teams forget which direction to go after the opening tipoff? Behold this season's first NBA do-over
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(37)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'd never been to a strip club before, but I made a quick decision that there is probably no better way to experience one for the first time than by taking a water taxi to a floating crab boat"
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(32)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 500: "5 for 500" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(154)
 


Wed December 03, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
All eyes on the goalies for Rivalry Night as the Blackhawks lose their red-hot starter while the Blues sign some senior citizen from Jersey. Plus, Habs @ Wild, Oilers @ Winnipeg, and Flyers @ Ducks. First puck drops at 7 PM ET. IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(78)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
On the 22nd anniversary of the first text, here are nine of the most famous text messages
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(33)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
India ranked as less corrupt than China for the first time in 18 years, yet both combined remain less corrupt than Illinois
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(58)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
CIA condemns Katherine Heigl's awful new show State of Affairs, says that isn't how the organization or the president conducts business. A CIA spokesman said they tried to consult with the show but Heigl was impossible to work with
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(82)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that the names they have chosen for their children are suddenly popular. "Five years ago, there were no Masons. Now, it's overtaken Mike. It's wrong." First world problems, apparently
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(372)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
NASA plans to launch its first crew capsule capable of Apollo-levels of distance, thereby setting up for a run at sending the first humans to Mars. That feeling you have is something you've not felt since you were a wee little tot. Embrace it
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(95)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Fiat 28.5 liter engine being started for the first time in over 100 years
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(68)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Obama Administration takes a timid first step towards demilitarizing police forces by making the modest proposal that perhaps cops should have to be trained in how to actually USE the military hardware they request BEFORE getting it
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(106)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Mystery Monkey 2: "At first I thought it was a cheetah. It was that color, with a long tail. Then, I said, 'Wait a minute, that's a freakin' monkey'"
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(38)
 


Mon December 01, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, observers on Earth have found a Super Earth. It's like our Earth, but with magical powers
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(25)
 
(Canada Journal)
 
 
 
Researchers unearth new clues about an ancient Greek computer. Since it needed bright sunlight and had to be placed near a wall opening - it's now called the first computer to operate by windows
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(90)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Idi Amin's son wishes to register a complaint with the Guardian about his dad's obituary...from 11 years ago. First of all, when the dictator engaged in cannibalism he did NOT use mornay sauce. Are we clear?
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(24)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
As the legal marijuana business expands into a multi-billion dollar industry, state banks don't want their business. Store owners forced to stash their cash from hash
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(60)
 


Sun November 30, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt is now the first defensive lineman since 1944 to have at least five touchdowns in a season
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(40)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Government flier uses manga to warn teens about dangers of underage campaigning. At first you get into retweeting your candidate's tweets, then it's retweeting his speeches, and then listening to his speeches, and soon you become total policy wonk
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(16)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People across the UK from London to Glasgow, fear not about the loud explosions going off everywhere, merely backyard fireworks. Nothing to do with super secret drones or Russian airships causing sonic booms ... or aliens
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(22)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Three bears struck and killed on highways in twenty-four hours. The first accident was too hard, the second accident too soft, but the third was just right
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(13)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Facing $330 million budget shortfall, Massachusetts lawmakers want to hold first emergency session in decades to raise state workers' pay before a Republican takes over as governor
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(104)
 


Sat November 29, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Two WWII veterans, best friends as children, see each other for the first time in 71 years
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This day in 1996, Tiny Tim died on stage singing his signature song, 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.' Here's his historic first appearance on Carson in 1968
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ayy.... Vegemite, Kellogg's and Cadbury fund terrorism through Kingpin Freddo the Frog. You tell anyone I told you and you'll be the first one to croak capisce?
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(21)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
It's the most abundant mineral on Earth, and scientists have just found the first known specimen of it. In a meteorite
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(22)
 


Fri November 28, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Research finds that babies filter out negative memories and remember the positive ones. Which means Alec Baldwin's kids should have their first memories sometime after reaching 17
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(7)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The top 400 taxpayers claimed $7.3 billion of deductions for charitable contributions which seems impressive until you learn that they had an average tax rate of 18%
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(92)
 


Thu November 27, 2014
(Eater)
 
 
 
Minneapolis is home to the world's first vegan butcher shop
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(80)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
For the first time in over twenty years, vinyl sales crossed the one million mark in the UK, and it's all thanks to... The Arctic Monkeys?
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(17)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 499: "Wat?" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(69)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Champion's League continues with Atletico Madrid hoping to pull ahead at home to Olympiacos, while Arsenal and Dortmund try and shrug off their domestic woes, and Leverkusen looks for revenge with a group win over Monaco. First match at 12 ET
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(145)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year again when hockey fans speculate on which coach will lose his NHL job first, and there are a lot of good candidates
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(50)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Shakespeare First Folio discovered in French library. It's always in the last place you look
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(29)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The world's first computer has finally been resurrected
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(50)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China constructs airstrip on disputed island so tiny it doesn't even have a hill for future U.S. Marines to dramatically raise a flag over in front of news cameras
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(73)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years since Tofurky first came to market. If you look carefully, you'll realize that most of that original batch are still sitting in grocery store freezers waiting to be bought
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(44)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Drew Brees be able to beat the Ravens for the first time in his career or will Joe Flacco and the Ravens tell them Ain't no way. It's your MNF thread starting at 8:30 eastern on ESPN
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(1105)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Venus Williams could become the first legitimate two-sport professional athlete since Bo Jackson if her curling career catches fire
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(36)
 
(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
Indystar pulls cartoon showing brown people invading white family's turkey dinner. PC libs have finally fired the first shot in the "War on Thanksgiving"
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(213)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Constantine's first season will cease production after 13 episodes as NBC debates whether or not to bring the supernatural drama for a second season
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(196)
 


Sun November 23, 2014
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
If you had Prince Jackson as the first of Michael's children to start following the path of arrogance and insanity laid forth by the late singer, claim your prize
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(45)
 


Sat November 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: The IRS is going after another overseas tax dodging U.S. citizen. FARK: It's the Mayor of London
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(115)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
And after the first three weeks of the NBA season, the teams with the best records are...Memphis and Toronto. NBA Ratings Defense Team moves to DEFCON 4
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(33)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Fans of the Rangers, Jets, Ducks and 'Nucks - you're out of luck 'cuz they ain't playing today. BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS. 13 games today including two Original 6 showdowns. First puck already dropped, but 12 more drops coming... IT'S HOCKEY TIME
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(100)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember those 30,000 IRS Lois Lerner emails that were 'lost' forever? Yea, about that
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(176)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Mia Love, the first black Republican woman elected to congress, is a strong opponent of immigration. She was also an anchor baby. Well that's awkward
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Astronomers believe they've detected the first black hole to have been kicked out of its galaxy
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(9)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
Here's a first-person look at what it's like to skydive into a packed football stadium
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CERN releases raw data from Large Hadron Collider to the public for the first time, which could be a handy thing to have as you build your time-travelling DeLorean
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is the first photo ever taken showing what happens to uranium fuel during a nuclear meltdown
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(38)
 


Thu November 20, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former En Vogue singer Dawn Robinson says that if Lifetime airs a biopic about the group that doesn't include her character in it, she'll sue them for millions. But she's never gonna get it
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you're the first victim in a mass shooting, the NRA would like to thank you for letting the good guys with guns know a bad guy with a gun is on the loose
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(138)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Janice Dickinson says her publisher redacted parts of her book for fear of retaliation from Cosby. Fark: To Howard Stern. When the book was first published
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(278)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When 90 pounds of marijuana positively has to be there overnight, you may first want to verify the delivery address
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(28)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Zipline rollercoasters are a thing now and they're huge. Literally: "Starting 18 metres above the ground, the zipline zigzags through 40 obstacles and completes 360 degree-loops as well a 540m-circle around a tree" (first-person video)
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denmark announces its first national dish: stegt flæsk med persillesovs og kartofler. And it's as tasty as it sounds
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(48)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Guess what state is claiming the first Thanksgiving actually happened there
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(46)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Faith No More has released its first single in 17 years and are streaming it for free
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(97)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 498: "Just a Geek". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(27)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If the words "Holy Fark" don't escape your lips in the first 35 seconds of this video, you may be dead
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(70)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Before calling a TV station to report long strings of a mysterious fiber are falling from the sky after military planes flew overhead, first make sure they aren't gauze coming from the nearby cattle farm
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today marks 10 years since the first Ron Artest Interactive Fan Experience
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(57)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The new college football rankings keep undefeated FSU at number 3 after Bama leaps everyone to take the top spot under the 'SEC must be ranked first' rule. In other news, the committee didn't even rank the nation's other undefeated team
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(105)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
First a climate-change denier will chair the senate environment committee, now the post office will be overseen by a man who wants it to go bankrupt. Elections have consequences, folks
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(125)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The first full book on the neuroscience of zombies has been published
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(22)
 
(Re/code)
 
 
 
How do you convince regular people to buy Google-owned surveillance device and install them in their homes? First, don't mention Google in your nationally televised ads. Next, make those ads pretty funny
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(43)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
USA takes on Guinness-swilling surrender leprechauns in Dublin. Will Jozy score? When will the first drunken fan rush the pitch? Will Jurgen play a goalie as a striker? Find out at 11:45 PT ESPN2
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(73)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Deaf couple becomes first in UK to have their baby registered with a sign name
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(102)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
First trailer for upcoming 'Peanuts' movie released. Click on the link to watch your childhood die
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(146)
 


Mon November 17, 2014
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Giancarlo Stanton snared by Miami for 13 years or until Marlins win the World Series, whichever comes first
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(30)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Elizabeth OBVIOUSLY isn't running for president because history teaches us that a first term senator and former law professor has absolutely no realistic shot at actually getting elected president
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(87)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The queen of grunge has returned. Babes in Toyland to play their first show together in 18 years at The Roxy
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(26)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Attention, masochists: the "new" version of Do They Know It's Christmas is here, and you can now see it for the first time. WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU takes on a new meaning since it's about Ebola
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(126)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sean Bean set to star in new six-episode series based on the Frankenstein mythology. No word if Bean's character will survive past the first episode
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Two guys in wheelchairs get into fight on bus. One is suddenly miraculously cured
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(30)
 


Sun November 16, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After 35 races and a brand new Chase format, 4 drivers all have the chance to be a first time champion. Will it be Hamlin, Harvick, Logano, or Newman? It's the Ford EcoBoost 400 from Miami-Homestead (1:00PM ET, ESPN)
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(1030)
 
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Paleontologist aims to re-create the dinosaur age using chickens: First step: breed a chicken with teeth
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(30)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson's new hairstyle is as awful as his acting
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(43)
 


Sat November 15, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Wrong first job may hurt entire career, assuming you can find a first job
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(39)
 
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
In a first, a man experiencing a severe burning sensation walks INTO a Taco Bell to seek help
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(12)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Americans watch hurling for the first time that doesn't involve the Raiders offense
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(10)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Feds ask Louisiana officials to keep a close eye on $14.5B in FEMA grants for post-Katrina repairs. Louisiana: Wait, what? We were supposed to what now? Hell of a party last night, I can tell you that much. Vitter broke out the diapers again
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(28)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
China forbids display of pornography featuring extramarital affairs or one night stands. Cable men, Pizza guys, and plumbers everywhere saddened
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(24)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
First rule of camel teasing with food in a car when on vacation is roll the friggin' window up
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(4)
 


Thu November 13, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientist successfully transplants rabbit penises, claims first transplants for humans could be within 5 years - which is fine if you want a rabbit penis
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(26)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
First Kurt Warner turns a segment on NFL Network into a chance to promote creationist babble, now Curt Schilling has taken to Twitter to show that he missed biology as well as the part of health class that suggests you don't do chaw
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(52)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 497: "And Not a Drop to Drink". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(92)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron fires off the first salvo in the War on Christmas™
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(291)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
First picture from the comet
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(130)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver recommends NFL expansion plan after running fan-interest numbers. Although London probably could support small-market-type franchise, Los Angeles, Mexico City, and Toronto deserve first chance to host team
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(99)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
For the first time in years Sheriff Joe Arpaio didn't get to ride through the streets of Phoenix in his military tank on Veteran's Day because the Feds took it back. "That's all right. I'll get another one"
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(126)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
This is your live feed for the Rosetta comet landing, scheduled for 11am ET (8am PT). First photos should arrive one hour later
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(433)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Some people are wondering why it's a federal crime to invade Mickey & Minnie's airspace
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(119)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The history of how the first wildcats living on the outskirts of human camps evolved into LOLcats is a fascinating story
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(43)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(KTVQ Billings)
 
 
 
Cool: experiencing your first snowfall after moving from Florida to Montana. Really cool: you're a tiger
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(21)
 
(Livestream)
 
 
 
The European Union Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft will launch attempt at first-ever landing on a comet beginning at 8:35 EST (LGT live coverage, and surprisingly relaxed music)
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(123)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Oscar the Grouch used to be orange, R2-D2 once fell in love with a fire hydrant, Snuffleupagus' first name is 'Aloysius,' and other things you never knew about Sesame Street
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(28)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New technology free trade deal between the US and China could pave the way for first major breakthrough at WTO in 17 years
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(15)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An uplifting story about the first black senator from the South since....nope, its a racial hit piece. Thanks Scott
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(146)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
The first Allied troops to reach the Rhine at the end of WWI were the Harlem Hellfighters -- African American troops who, after they'd won the war, returned home to a country that treated them like dirt. And so it goes
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(71)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
China builds a computer network impenetrable to hackers. It's the first technology from China that outsiders have have been completely stumped by since the abacus
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(38)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
If "the world's first bungee jumper" and "in England" makes you imagine a guy jumping off of a bridge wearing a top hat and tails while holding a champagne glass, you are absolutely correct
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(24)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The ACLU points out that Pennsylvania's new "STFU, Mumia" law might run afoul of a wee tiny legal technicality called the First Amendment
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(121)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Chairwoman of the Russian Parliamentary Commission on Woman's Affairs proposes mailing every Russian citizen a vial of Vladimir Putin's semen to breed an elite master race of supersoldiers. Russia denies the story, which proves it's true
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(50)
 
(Collective Evolution)
 
 
 
The Netherlands opens the first solar road for public use
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(51)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Happy 100th birthday to Hedy Lamarr, the ultra-hot actress credited with simulating the first on-screen orgasm and who invented a "frequency-hopping" technology she hoped would help the Allies win WWII. Tag is for the orgasm
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(75)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone Magazine publishes its first issue in San Francisco this day in 1967, and immediately begins its 47 year descent towards irrelevancy
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(29)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Very first website ever is now available again. Come see what life was like before popups, auto-play videos, and one weird trick some mom discovered for losing weight
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the weekend so it must be the Football thread. First up mid table 'pool face runaway leaders Chelsea, Man Utd vs Palace and Man City vs QPR on Saturday with Arsenal and Spurs both play on Sunday. Who can stop the Chosen One?
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(444)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Write-in candidate for county sheriff loses election by 90 votes--after 238 votes for him are thrown out because voters don't know his first name
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(54)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A US airstrike may or may not have taken out the head of ISIS along some of its other top leaders
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(112)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Will Chase Elliott become the first rookie to win a championship? Who names their child "Dakoda"? Can John Wes Townsley slaughter the competition at the DAV 200 at Phoenix International Raceway, 4 PM EST on ESPN?
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(123)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"Woo Woo, this is my first shower after spending all that time in the chimney. Woo Woo" (Some Not safe for work content on page)
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(13)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before you marry somebody, you need to sit down and come to an agreement over how often the bedsheets will get changed and if you're allowed to go to bed without first showering
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(94)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Behold, the first man in history able to say "Yeah, my space ship exploded, but I'm all right"
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(89)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
And the first clown to come tumbling out of the Volkswagen for the 2016 presidential election cycle is:
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(128)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC subway performers collaborate to form first "Wi-Fi Orchestra," complete with Theremin and electric saw ... and it's pretty awesome
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(19)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(E! Online)
 
 
 
There is another. Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson welcome their first child
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(36)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Life expectancy for Australian men rises above 80 for first time in early indication that nature in Australia is gradually losing
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(16)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Always be cautious when the woman you've been chatting with on the internet wants to meet you in person for the first time in an Arby's parking lot
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(101)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The toys you give your children this Christmas will have more computer power than the rockets used in the first mission to the moon
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(101)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The first polar vortex of the winter will be here from Canada any day now
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(130)
 
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Be the first on your block to get in on the Queensryche IPO
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(51)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Texas teacher and part-time peace officer attacks school bullying problem by telling students that shooters are roaming the halls to hunt and kill bullies first. "If y'all have ever bullied somebody else, you're going to be the first ones to go"
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(132)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Scott Brown becomes first Senate candidate to lose twice to women, angrily blames 'ethics in political journalism' in his concession speech
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(66)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
97-year-old gets US citizenship is 'honored' to vote for the first time. It's stories like this that make you proud to be part of the most democratic--wait, she voted for WHO? BURN HER
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(87)
 
(UEFA)
 
 
 
Champions League group stages continue today with Real Madrid taking on Liverpool, Anderlecht hoping to get one back on Arsenal, Dortmund trying to recover domestic woes against Galatasaray and more. First match at 12 EST, all others at 2:45
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(165)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
An astonishing first-person shoot 'em up movie trailer. It almost makes up for the wait on the Oculus Rift
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(75)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"It has emerged today that Phil Collins, the Genesis drummer/singer and the butt of oh-so many jokes about being uncool, was in fact the first ever hipster" (pic)
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(61)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Attention all doubters and haters: There is still plenty of room on the Arizona Cardinals band wagon as they continue their forward march towards being the first team to both host and play in a Super Bowl
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(149)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
More and more Christian pastors are refusing to surrender their first amendment rights to the secular tyranny of Washington
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(144)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
We have only bits and pieces of information but what we know for certain is that at some point in the early twenty-first century all of mankind was united in celebration. We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI
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(34)
 
(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Best Korea has its first ballistic missile submarine... based on a 1950s Soviet design that the Russians scrapped in 1990
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(149)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The first trailer for the Grumpy Cat Christmas movie has been released. Damn you, British Grumpy Cat, now I may have to watch a Lifetime movie
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(74)
 
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey releases details of Ebola protocol that will inevitably be struck down by the first person intelligent enough to challenge it in court
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(94)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Finland's first suspected Ebola patient confirmed to have the same strain of Ebola as everybody else suspected of having Ebola
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(38)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The first annual Breaking Bad Festival will be held Nov. 7-8? You're goddamn right
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(34)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scared of the dark? Terrified of heights? Spiders make you scream? For the first time, a person's lifelong phobia has been completely abolished overnight. Unfortunately, it required removing a tiny bit of the man's brain
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(44)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sweden becomes first EU member to recognize state of Palestine. Israel: "Stop interfering with the peace process, we know how to establish a settlement"
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(138)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
"For a first grader to have to do their homework by the Internet, I just don't think it is right"
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(242)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man sues Obama over airstrikes against ISIS. No word on when he'll be sent to the Ebola camps
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Proud of your new job and first paycheck? Sure, take a photo of it and post it on the web. What's the worst that could happen?
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(72)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 495: "Hallowe'en 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(30)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The first rule of Russian Football Fan Fight Club is... well, there aren't many rules in Russian Football Fan Fight Club
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(13)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Now it's official: IRS says Ebola is a qualified disaster
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(14)
 
(Autocar (UK))
 
 
 
"Did my first ever AutoSolo last weekend. It wouldn't be too much of an exaggeration to say that this simple event was the most carefree and enjoyable day's motorsport I've had in 40-odd years of racing"
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(22)
 
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
Nintendo turns first profit in approximately forever thanks to sale of new Super Smash Bros. game
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(22)
 


Tue October 28, 2014
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Two items from the US Forest Service: Firstly, please stop getting close to bears so you can take selfies with them. Secondly...actually that's pretty much it
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(92)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"The one thing this election will decide." That some people will be going to Congress and Senate for the first time, some will be going home and some will stay. All of them won't do a damn thing after that, though
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(21)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Tesco, still in charge of Fukushima, would like to continue removing the explosive spent fuel rods but is going to try to freeze the ground first
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(46)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Good Old Games will be releasing X-Wing and Tie Fighter. Hmmm...did I need to load HIMEM.SYS or EMM386.EXE first?
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(169)
 


Mon October 27, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The librarians first became suspicious when patrons asked if the heroin dealer was in the 540s for chemistry, 660s for chemical engineering, or 150s for addiction
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(28)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
What does Bray Wyatt have in store for Dean Ambrose? How did Brie's first day as her sister's assistant go? Are you ready for three months of "Cena/Lesnar III" buildup? Live from San Antonio, it's WWE Raw (8 EST, preshow 7:30 on 9.99)
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(1106)
 
(MBL.is)
 
 
 
First Icelandic-made car looks like it was made in Iceland
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(42)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"To fix LA, we first must fix Skid Row." Sebastian Bach unavailable for comment, but he remembers yesterday...and he remembers you
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(105)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What happens when the chairs for the two parties show up on CNN together? Chaos. Pure, unadulterated chaos
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(88)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Industrial robots being reprogrammed to act as companions to senior citizens, helping them with everyday chores such as cooking and dressing and keeping them active until it comes time for the robot to push their wheelchair down the stairs
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Sun October 26, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Letter John Lennon wrote begging someone to listen to Yoko Ono's first album sells for $28,000 at auction
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(20)
 
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
John Steinbeck's surviving heirs are fighting over control of movie rights after hearing Hollywood wants to ruin "East of Eden" and "The Grapes of Wrath" by remaking them
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(24)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago today, the Rolling Stones appeared for the first time on The Ed Sullivan Show singing 'Around And Around' and 'Time Is On My Side.' Watch the commanding stage presence of a confident 21-year-old Mick Jagger
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(32)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
ABC cancels Manhattan Love Story, making it the first freshman casualty of the fall season
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ACLU of Delaware director Richard H. Morse claims first amendment right to flash headlights in a coded sequence must be upheld. Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only please
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(62)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Before removing the mote from thy neighbor's eye, first remove the beam from thine own. But do not remove the beams from the church, because that's a dick move
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(15)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Tell me what it was like the first time that you laid eyes on Angelina. Was it like one of those classical love stories like when Ross first saw Rachel? - Zach Galifianakis interviews Brad Pitt on Between Two Ferns
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(28)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Liverpool named first-line ebola treatment center in the UK owing to its first-rate medical facilities, access to research and the fact that if the virus gets loose, they were all just a bunch of Scousers anyway
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
India has Love Commandos, and they protect young upper and lower caste couples having forbidden affairs that could be punished by death if discovered. That's right, baby. Love Commandos
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(58)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Watchmen" co-creator Dave Gibbons named U.K.'s first-ever comics laureute
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(34)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lexicographer answers the question: Which came first, the word 'chicken' or the word 'egg'?
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(9)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Adults who grew up in Detroit all fondly remember the day they found their first human bones in the woods
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(24)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Domino's pizza is hot. Well that's a first
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(37)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Unused time-off hits a 40-year high as American workers leave nearly 170M vacation days on the table each year. I'll get back to the beach in a second, but first I need to submit this headline
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(113)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
National Science Foundation's "Project Truthy" awards its first grant to monitor speech in social media. What could possibly go wrong?
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(208)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
So here's the first look at Johnny Depp's Big Bad Wolf from "Into the Woods." Or it's a photo of a Furry on a budget who just woke up in an alley somewhere
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(53)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 494: "Up Close 3: Macro". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(78)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky becomes first state in U.S. to grow Chia seeds. Can a new factory for The Clapper be far behind?
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(59)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will the Royals wake up for tonight's game or have they simply awoken a sleeping Giants team? It's game 2 of the World Series, it's Peavy vs Ventura tonight on FOX first pitch at 8:07 PM ET
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(674)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner and Jay Leno both appeared on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," and 19 other facts about the show you didn't know
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(38)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Another one-fifth of Detroit residents could lose their homes in coming months, bringing the population of Detroit into negative numbers for the first time
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(94)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
WWF says only six northern white rhinos left in the world. Rest have died due to poaching, getting hit with steel chairs
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(66)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
For the first time in seven years, whiskey finally defeats vodka in the War of the Spirits
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(55)
 
(The Space Reporter)
 
 
 
Scientists discover first ice giant outside our solar system, perfect for marooning pesky first officers
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
MMA Fighter with Down Syndrome prepares for first fight, will be facing a fighter called "The Cerebral Assassin." Sometimes, the jokes write themselves
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(68)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient Scottish fish was the first creature to have sex, but it didn't like to brag. Bonus: named "M. dicki," and it had "bony claspers"
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(45)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
IRS comes after Octomom for earnings she obtained from filming a porno. No word on how they think the $400 will help them
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(31)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wrigley Field bleacher demolition begins. First collapse at the stadium that didn't happen during the regular season
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(21)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Over $100 million in "dark money" has been spent on mid-term elections by groups like Kentucky Opportunity Coalition. How about that?
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(34)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
2014 is first year ever with zero certified platinum records. This comes as a surprise to zero people who have heard any music in 2014
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(72)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Red states are more generous than blue states: the 17 states that gave the most to charity voted for Romney; 15 of the 17 states that gave the least voted for Obama
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(229)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More Star Wars leaks. This time, it's the first name of Emperor Palpatine. And it's... Steve. Steve Palpatine. I'm sorry - make that *Sheev* Palpatine
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(59)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
New Hampshire town records first homicide in literally forever
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(51)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Bad: Ebola nurse was in Ohio to plan her wedding. Good: Fiancé gets his first taste of married life in quarantine
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(66)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GOP: We need hearings on Ebola. Dems: Ok, how about we schedule them for six months ago when we first asked?
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(50)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
"Making the first season, we set a rule: No prophecies, dreams, or flashbacks. We already failed the first two, and this season we broke the third. So yes, this season will finally have flashbacks"
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in killing your wife by running her over with your SUV, try, try again. And again. And again, if need be
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(52)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Since Ebola treatment is free in the U.S., vomiting and bleeding Africans will immediately pay thousands to get on the first plane here, says noted sane person Ann Coulter
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(210)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
First rule of Breakdance Club with Brad Pitt is: you do not talk about Breakdance Club with Brad Pitt
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(28)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Britain's first 'iPub' allows drinkers to pull their own pints (pics)
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(30)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
FDNY tells 911 dispatchers to not use the E-word when sending first responders to pick up an E-patient. What the E could possibly go wrong?
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(57)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 493: "Autumn 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(94)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Attention, this is the captain. We've just lost 60% of our potable water on this flight. But if you're thirsty, it's now coming through the ceiling in the main deck
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(28)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Oregon's first lady adds green farm scandal on top of green card scandal
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(33)
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Polar bear breaks into Alaskan home. No word on the quality of porridge, chairs, or beds
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(28)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Discovery of ancient storm god cult complex in Israel shows that George W. Bush's hurricane machine wasn't man's first attempt to control the weather
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(13)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can St. Louis get their first home win of the season or will Colin Kaepernick and crew hand the goats their third consecutive defeat on Monday night.? It's time for your MNF thread on ESPN starting at 8:30 PM ET
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(819)
 
(Inventorspot)
 
 
 
First world problem of the day: wondering which wine goes best with bagged popcorn
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Size eight lady becomes the first one to beat the monster 8000-calorie breakfast
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(35)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
When you jack a semi, you might want to find out what's in it first. What exactly does one do with 18 tons of Crisco?
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(80)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Another SEC team has moved into the No.1 spot. This time Mississippi State jumps the Seminoles for first place. Florida State has won 21 straight games, but they didn't get a chance to beat an overrated SEC team
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(61)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Poland defeats Germany in soccer for the first time ever, perhaps Oktoberfest had too much of an effect on the Germans
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(14)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Ben Fowler first player ever sent off in Rugby Super League grand final after cold cocking rival player he had already knocked down
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(21)
 
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Mississippi State AD asks fans to practice "cowbell etiquette" when they play Auburn. First time ever that the words "cowbell" and "etiquette" have been used in the same sentence
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(14)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
#WakeUpCall selfie fad called "just another egotistical celebrity stunt for 'charity'. A picture of Jeremy Clarkson in bed first thing in the morning does not make me want to give to Unicef's Syria appeal. Far from it"
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oregon's First Lady disconsolate at the revelation of her youthful indiscretions. Cheer up, little miss: whom among us HASN'T entered into a fraudulent green card marriage with an Ethopian teenager for laptop money?
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(142)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The circumstances behind George W. Bush's drunk-driving arrest revealed for the first time by someone who was there. Apparently he was dumb enough to try to go mano-a-mano in a drinking contest at a pub with a pro tennis player--from Australia
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(95)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you want to start your own vineyard, the first thing you need to do is buy some land on an earthquake fault zone
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(21)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
In Lincoln, Nebraska, teachers told to call the student purple penguins because calling them boys or girls identifies their gender. No, don't read that again - you read it right the first time
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(287)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney's pledge of 6% unemployment and 11 million new jobs by the end of his first term in office has been accomplished
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(213)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
Houston's first FM all news radio station decides that news is stupid, LET'S PLAY ALL BEYONCE
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(91)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leafs kick off regular season in style with their first goal of the year against Montreal being a blatant offiside as they go on to lose 4-3
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(15)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
"I love the first [Ghostbusters] so much I don't want to do anything to ruin the memory of that" says the guy ruining it by making a new film that ignores the original
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(119)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
♫Rollin' rollin' rollin', Keep those Islamists goin', Rollin' Rollin' Rollin', AIRSTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES♫
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Green Day, Sting, and Bill Withers are among this year's first time Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees. I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know Withers will make it in
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(118)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky: Hiring only employees that sign your faith statement? No state money for you. Ark Encounter theme park developer: You're violating my First Amendment right not to hire heathens
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(221)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
From the files of "Why didn't I invent that first?" - a travel suitcase with foldout seat
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(31)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 492: "Hobbies". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(70)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(National Post)
 
 
 
North Korea publicly acknowledges existence of Happy Fun camps for first time
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(108)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
These paintings from plane windows really are first-class. Or business at the very least
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(7)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
IKEA's new furniture assembles in five minutes with no tools. Otherwise known as bean bag chairs
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(29)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ohio police say a female suspect was so upset by the unflattering photo detectives posted to Facebook that she called them and demanded that it be removed, leading to her arrest. "This was a first for us," say detectives (w/ mugshot)
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Article asks "how does a spider decide where to build its web?". Surprisingly, "by finding a guaranteed spot where subby is going to run into it face first" is not the answer...but should have been
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(49)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If you're impersonating a doctor and ask a cop for directions to a hospital in a nearby town, first make sure there really is a hospital in the nearby town
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(30)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The 30 best first novels ever, just in case you want to feel even more worthless about your failed literary ambitions
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(84)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Somalia's first-ever cash machine opens in Mogadishu, baffling pirates who can't seem to get the thing to accept AK-47s as withdrawal requests
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Former CIA insider Robert David Steele warned during a September 18 appearance on the Alex Jones Show that a staged Ebola false flag attack was on the horizon two weeks before the first case was confirmed in the United States"
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(114)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge rules Ferguson police violated U.S. Constitution but upheld Newton's First Law of Motion
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(153)
 
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Dudley Castle Grey Lady ghost caught on camera for first time. I want to bereave
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(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
C-Span airs reporter's open mic commentary from White House ebola briefing: "We're screwed"
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(24)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chicago's Robert Norris University university becomes first to recognize video gaming as a varsity sport, and even offers 'athletic' scholarships for them
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(38)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The greatest and most powerful Super Hero in comic history is getting a second first chance at fame
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(92)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Los Angeles could have an NFL team within two years. Leading candidates are all teams who failed to make it in LA the first time around
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(64)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"She was using some vulgar terms, so I kind of leaned out the window and said, 'You can't do that'. She proceeded to drive forward; that's when she hit me the first time, laughing hysterically,"
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(71)
 
(Air & Space Magazine)
 
 
 
Today is the 100th anniversary of the first air combat victory. It was by a Frenchman. Bonus: the cape
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(37)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
American propaganda posters from the First World War, when propaganda was cool
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(5)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(IMSA)
 
 
 
This is it: the first season of the United Sports Car Championship ends here, with Prototypes and both GT titles still on the line. Petit Le Mans, streaming live at 11:00 AM Eastern on imsa.com, with Fox Sports 2 supposedly picking up at 3:00 PM
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Marketing legalized marijuana in Colorado. First thing's first, "Cannabrand" has got to go, it's too corporate and makes us sound like a freelance dog food cannery. From here on out we are "The Doobie Sisters"
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(48)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The monsters of our childhood have all grown up. A slideshow comparing the first D&D Monster Manual with the new 5th Edition
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(113)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB umpire Paul Nauert goes from first bass to second soprano
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(14)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Space.com)
 
 
 
First came deadly infectious disease, now prepare yourself for... BLOOD MOON
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(27)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Remember when Chirstianity was all about compassion and helping those less fortunate? This megachurch pastor masquerading as a homeless person to raise money and awareness does
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(87)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
Memory loss associated with Alzheimer's reversed for first time
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(77)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
I know you're about to be sentenced for assault, resisting an officer and a few other felonies.. but how about you go stretch your legs for a bit, first?
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(14)
 
(Purdue University)
 
 
 
To the left, a fascinating "robotic fabric" technology for future use in clothes and "soft robots." On the right, explanations of how it will be first implemented in porn
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(9)
 
(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
Memory loss associated with Alzheimer's reversed for first time
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(32)
 
(Neuroscience News)
 
 
 
Memory loss associated with Alzheimer's reversed for first time
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
When your own hand just won't do: The Handie, the world's first all-in-one 'finishing tool for men' (Not safe for work)
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Let's evaluate the patients of Obamacare after its first year: For some it has been a good shot in the arm, for others it's been like getting a shot in the arm and crying like a 5-year-old
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(214)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Last night, for the first time since 1997, Christie McVie performed an entire concert with Fleetwood Mac. TUSK
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The new Left Behind film is so bad that the first review focuses on why in the world Nic Cage is in it. Bonus: TFA also contains two Sharknado references, and not in a good way
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(110)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Crime statistics show that kids in Britain are racking up their first drunk-driving charges around the time of their 12th birthday. They grow up so fast these days
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(29)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 491: "Can't See the Forest for the Trees". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(96)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
For the first time, Ontario beer drinkers can get Delerium Tremens from a bottle
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(27)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"In what might be the first mathematics paper to include a spoiler warning in its abstract, Vale, who teaches statistics, attempts to predict which characters will live and which will die in the next two George R. Martin books"
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(21)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Batman V Superman set photos show either anti-Superman protestors or real fans reacting to the first movie
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(114)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Austrian pilot becomes the first person to fly a hot air balloon ... underground
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(29)
 
(Gloucester Citizen)
 
 
 
Today is the first of Stoptober. Are you planning to quit smoking? Share your tips, ideas and ways to cope with sudden homicidal rages here
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(23)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Fearing that Netflix may be planning to bring new movies to consumers without first showing them in theaters, theaters refuse to show Netflix's new movie
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(176)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
California becomes first state to ban plastic bags. "Real Housewives of Orange County" braces for cancellation
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(155)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
California hockey arena becomes the first to have playing surface made from recycled water. Now yellow ice isn't just a Pacific Rim rapper
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(15)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
US company that makes vegan meals stops shipping to Canada because before company can prove that its fake meats are safe for people to eat, they must be tested on animals first
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(37)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
Nothing says autumn is here quite like the first Baby Jumping Festival of the season where ordinary adults dress up like devils and threaten people with whips before jumping over babies in the street
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(15)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
One supposes you'd be 'lucky' to be alive after first getting hit by a truck which then threw you under the bus
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(19)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baby is more likely to survive her first year in A) Alabama or B) Lebanon
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(124)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obama: Yes, my airstrikes against the terrorist group I ignored despite warnings are helping Assad stay in power. Can we talk about Benghazi now, please?
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(116)
 
(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Preserved forever online for future generations, may I present the perfect crystallization of the term "first-world problems"
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(36)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
It would be great for all if the Arizona Cardinals became the first team to both host and play in a Super Bowl. Except for all the local hotels and restaurants counting on the business of fans from both teams
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(33)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The first genetically modified humans will graduate high school this year. We don't know who any of them are, so here's a helpful picture of what a teenager might look like
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(47)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bye, bye, Mr. Fantasy Guy / Your favorite player's sitting later / It's the first week of byes / Trust them good old boys in Fark Fantasy Land / saying "Today is time to go the the wire" / "Yeah, who is on the old waiver wire?"
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(89)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
3D printed vehicles to be available in future car showrooms. Auto analysts predict first GM recall will be for running out of toner
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(21)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
First person looter convinces kids there's a happening party in the park
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(15)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Woman who was denied her first choice lottery scratcher stuck with a mere million dollars
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(25)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Heirs of Jack Kirby receive lump sum payment for winning the genetic lottery
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(32)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
By printing random names on bottles in a ridiculous marketing ploy, Coca-Cola saw its sales increase for the first time in ten years
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(38)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Boko Haram leader reportedly killed in an airstrike. For the third time
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The first pairings are set for the most civilized, jingoistic, kick em in the balls golf you ever saw. It's Scootland, GlenEagles, it's USA and Europe. It's the Ryder Cup. First group goes off at 2:35 a.m. ET
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(35)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
For $265, British Airways offers airplane crash survival course. Or you can experience it firsthand by booking a flight on United
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(13)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let it be known Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Marked), if the GOP wins the Senate you are in their crosshairs with your precious little Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
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Thu September 25, 2014
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
In world first, mom successfully donates lung segments to her two-year-old son as part of "segmental lung transplant"
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(11)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Airport parking company apologizes for using guy's unexplained death in O'Hare parking lot as opportunity to offer $5-off coupon, making this the first time ORD has been associated with "too soon"
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham opens first retail store in London offering fashion for women as large as a size zero
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(16)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
What are the chances that Tyler Perry, who is expecting his first child with Tyler Perry's girlfriend, will name Tyler Perry's first child Tyler Perry?
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(50)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
How important was it to Suck for Luck in 2011? It now seems that the entire 2012 NFL first round talent base consists of Luck, Luke Keuchly, Matt Kalin, and a collection of Weeden-esque busts
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(64)
 
(Feministing)
 
 
 
Canada's first-ever survey of sex workers finds that most of them have more job satisfaction than you do
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(12)
 
(IT Pro Portal)
 
 
 
World's first affordable robot butler to go on sale next year. Affordable robot butlers. Aren't you glad you lived this long?
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(93)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Yusef Islam cancels first New York concert in forty years in protest of "ticket tours." Cat Stevens unavailable for comment
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Promising: Water discovered in a small, warm exoplanet's atmosphere for first time could reveal signs of life. Not so promising: Exoplanet is a ball of gas, its surface temperatures are 600C and it is 120 light years from Earth
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(16)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen's first seven albums are getting remastered and will be released in an elegant boxed set much like The Eagles boxed set from a few years ago
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(94)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 490: "Software Hootenanny 4". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 24, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors will be in the crapper before they even play their first game in the new stadium
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(18)
 
(Machines Like Us)
 
 
 
"For the first time, scientists have discovered how to produce ultra-thin 'diamond nanothreads' that promise extraordinary properties, including strength and stiffness greater than any of today's strongest nanotubes and polymers"
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Family celebrates arrival of their first baby girl. FARK: In 101 years (w/pics)
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(45)
 
(CNN)