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277 headlines found matching 'IRL'
Fri September 19, 2014
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: Unpopular girl subjected to cruel "homecoming queen prank." Amazing: The real homecoming queen gives her crown away to the girl in front of everyone. Damn dusty here
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(128)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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(22)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
John Elway's son found guilty of treating his girlfriend like the Broncos in Super Bowl XLVIII
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Sort of like Thunderdome, but with alcohol. And cats
 
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
School administrators use 14 year old girl as rape bait in sting. Then forget to show up to stop the crime
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Thu September 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mel B finally dishes the dirt on which Spice Girl really caused the breakup. This IS a repeat from 2000
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(51)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seeing the top 10 first-class airline cabins will definitely make you feel like a second class citizen
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(48)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Airline "Passenger Shaming" is now a thing
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(142)
 


Tue September 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines now spending less on food for passengers than ever before, and the meals and snacks you'll get on an average flight cost just $3.62 per person, assuming you get anything at all
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(45)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
When your girlfriend... and your girlfriend... and your girlfriend are waiting to 'greet' you at the airport to call you out on your cheating ways you'd better watch out
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Mon September 15, 2014
(PrankVideos.tv)
 
 
 
The only thing better than a cheating girlfriend prank, is a cheating girlfriend prank gone wrong
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Sun September 14, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Zima ztill being zold--moztly to Japaneze schoolgirlz
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(146)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This just in, Ben & Jerry's to begin airlifting ice cream to western Africa
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(21)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man allegedly feeds ex-girlfriend's dog to her. Scott Tenorman feels her pain
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(88)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(Kill Some Time)
 
 
 
Have you got a hot soccer-playing girlfriend? Now this is how you propose
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(25)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
San Diego cabbies cry foul over body odor test, say it unfairly targets people who smell bad
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(91)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama disappoints little girl, entire nation by not being Beyonce
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline boss says he would have kept his planes out of the Ukraine if someone had told the area was a danger zone
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(19)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jersey Boys' Bob Crewe, who wrote Four Seasons classic songs, died at 83. He wrote the original "Big Girls Don't Cry," "Walk Like a Man," "Dawn (Go Away)" and even "Lady Marmalade" for LaBelle
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(24)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Napoleon Dynamite records special message for young girl battling leukemia. GOSH
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(43)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
Two British girls do the chapstick challenge. Best. Video. Ever
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The hot pepper porno lady and the "I want milk" girl get their revenge
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(23)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(WJRT)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl starts successful donut shop in Virginia town. Enter conservative Christians
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Tue September 09, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Teen girls are known to try and get as close to their idols as possible as they become emotionally over-attached to stars, like Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber, ISIS, David Beckh--WAIT WHAT?
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(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
13-year-old DC girl is a child piano prodigy who has won prestigious music competitions all over the world, but since she's had to miss ten days of school to travel to these competitions and perform, according to the DC Public Schools, she's a truant
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(187)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fare cuts at Malaysia Airlines causes business to take off
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(9)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So what was it that brought Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 down? A missile or was it aliens? It could have been aliens you know
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(33)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Airlines: "If you were willing to pony up for more space, my employer would be happy to install a La-Z-Boy for every traveler. But you're cheap. You squeeze every nickel until Thomas Jefferson screams. And then you wonder why we pack you in so tight"
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(95)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
50 years later and the little girl who starred in the infamous Goldwater 'Daisy Girl' political ad still hasn't been annihilated by nuclear bombs
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(88)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A woman was so determined to not stop an underage alcohol party that she slipped an IV to a 14 year-old girl suffering alcohol poisoning
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(193)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
DC hopes to bring Supergirl back to television, because it worked out so well the last time
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(58)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"No girls allowed" is a fun rule for your clubhouse when you're 8. When you're a member of Congress holding a fundraiser, not so much
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(33)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson gives birth to baby girl, goes completely against celebrity tradition by actually finding a normal baby name
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(63)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A man is jailed after he phones and texts ex-girlfriend 21,807 times
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(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
School girl made to wear "shame suit." Selfies ensue
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Thu September 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Daily News will no longer refer to a professional football team by its unacceptable nickname. Henceforth, Giants fans are to call the team from Dallas the Cowpies and not the Cowgirls
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
If you're going to shove a toothbrush up your girlfriend's butt while she's asleep, don't record it. If you record it, don't post it to Facebook. If you post it to Facebook, well, I don't have any more advice because you're a dumbass
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(162)
 
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines offers customers the chance to draft their very own bucket lists, presumably referring to the size of container that will be needed to carry their remains from company's next crash
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(6)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Your teenaged girlfriend dumps you. Do you A: Move on B: Write a poem about her. C: Pose as a cop, call her at her job tell her boss she is being arrested and demand to talk to her
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The family of the nine-year-old girl who mowed down an instructor at a gun range with an Uzi wants everyone to pray. Because that will make it all better
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(340)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Eleven Libyan airliners missing after Islamists take over Tripoli Int'l Airport. CNN on full alert
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(95)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Meet the girl with three biological parents. A direct result of one of her mothers going to New Jersey
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(53)
 
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Great, now there are airline reclining seat fight copycats
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(442)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A stranger lifted a girl off the swing set because he thought her time was up. Her mother called the police. What would YOU have done?
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(181)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Trying to bite a cop? You better believe that's a taserin'. Even if you are a 14-year-old girl
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(94)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Sometimes, love means hiding your federal fugitive girlfriend in a bunker under your trailer
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(47)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Sandy girl died doing what she loved
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(197)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teenage Japanese girl comes alive at Budokan to be crowned 2014 world air guitar champion
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(32)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Your airline flight number may actually be based on history, superstition, luck, or just plain old cleverness
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has a heart attack on a Southwest Airlines flight. News: The flight attendant refused to use a defibrillator on him. Fark: When asked why the attendant wouldn't use the defibrillator on the man she said 'Because his chest is too hairy'
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Sat August 30, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 6, it's Samson VS The Vampire Women, in which a Mexican wrestler battles vampires. It's also a sendoff for TV's Frank, and Mike, Servo, and Crow deliver a great episode. "It's the International Fight-Like-A-Girl Championship"
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(11)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
We've all had the roommate from hell, but has that roommate ever stolen your girlfriend's car, went on a joyride, then lied to police about it?
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(35)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines has lost contact with 6,000 jobs
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who says that Obama is going to George Clooney's Italian wedding. I guess it's pretty serious
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Airlines wonder why passengers are so upset after long delays, lost luggage, and legroom fit only for quadruple amputees
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(116)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This letter sent by an 11-year-old Guatemalan girl to President Obama sums up what it's like to be locked up in a makeshift detention center awaiting asylum papers for freedom from domestic abuse
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Passengers push train off of trapped school girl, this time in Dublin. Train-pushing trifecta in play
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(18)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl shot in back with arrow, removes it herself and suffers no serious injuries. Father, wearing horn-rimmed glasses, has no comment
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you're fairly well off and need a new thrill in life now you can pay $950 to be professionally abducted
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(18)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Apparently if the airlines lose your 85-year-old mother, she's worth a $200 travel voucher. Good to know
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(38)
 
(Mancunian Matters)
 
 
 
Man wanting to stay out partying tells his girlfriend he'll be home late and not to worry about him. Just kidding, he tells her he is being held for £50 ransom. Hilarity ensues
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(38)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The cutest little foul-mouthed girl doing the Ice Bucket Challenge you'll see all day. (Warning: Foul language)
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(15)
 
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nine-year old girl fails class. Which is bad, but even worse when it's a shooting class, according to her teacher Professor Headwound
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(228)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Old time SF fans tell young fans with their lightsabers and pointy plastic ears and little riding animals to get out of their airlock
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(55)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can Seth Meyers carry an entire awards show? Will Breaking Bad go out on top? Will Modern Family rightly be named TV's best comedy? Will Girls get shut out? Find out tonight at 8PM ET on NBC. It's your official Emmy Awards Discussion Thread
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(772)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's girlfriend claims they were lovers in 32 previous lives and he's the sanest guy on TV
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(71)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
When is the right time to move in with your girlfriend or boyfriend?
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(37)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Dad angry that Delta Airlines mistakenly gave his daughter to Jennifer Lopez
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(97)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines planes now flying on empty
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(22)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(The Bold Italic)
 
 
 
Considered one of the best meals on Earth, the $295 per person Chef's Tasting Menu at The French Laundry is reviewed... by a four-year-old girl
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(280)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Rock climber plunges to death hours after proposing to girlfriend. Some guys will do anything to avoid commitment
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(113)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
4 yr old girl goes anaphylactic from nut allergy on flight from Dublin to US. Mother requests that no nuts be served on return flight. United Airlines tells family of four that they are not a nut free airline and gives them the boot
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(418)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Economist)
 
 
 
So few people and airlines using Pittsburgh International Airport that managers plan to turn the money-losing facility into a more lucrative fracking operation
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(28)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Where have you gone, Compaq, Eastern Airlines, and Tower Records? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)
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(78)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you've been to a hospital for any reason in the last five years, chances are fairly high that your personal data has been stolen by Chinese hackers
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Airline stowaway released from jail after serving a fraction of her sentence after police deem her not to be a flight risk
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(22)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Skeletor Spice says she isn't interested in Spice Girls reunion
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(70)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bad: You kill a guy and ask your girlfriend to help bury him. Worse: She refuses so you threaten to kill her too. Fark: He wasn't even dead, he just had a broken nose
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two girls received $47k in benefits after their father goes missing and is declared dead in 1994. 20-years later he is found alive. SSA: Uh about that money, we want it back
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(134)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
U.S. airlines report their busiest May in six years, mostly from United trying to get its passengers to their final destinations from flights that started in April
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(8)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 5, it's Girl in Lover's Lane, in which a hobo hangs out with a kid instead of courting the prostitute of his dreams. Joel, Servo, and Crow turn this schmaltz into a comedy. "I'm saving myself for the right oily drifter"
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(8)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Customers complain that if one worker is taking a nap, his co-worker shouldn't be playing on her iPad at the same time, because then nobody's paying attention to where the airliner is going
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two Amish girls abducted from their roadside vegetable stand found alive, say they can't wait to get back to doing chores
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(66)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How did $35,000 go missing from bank accounts of four passengers who were aboard Malaysia Airlines MH370? How indeed?
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(60)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Trailer park argument leads to one man throwing a car seat at his girlfriend...with the baby still inside. (baby unscathed but sure to make a Fark headline in 18 years or so)
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(44)
 
(SheKnows)
 
 
 
How is Discovery's shark week goin....what? It's fake? They faked shark week just like my girlfriend? Dammit Discovery
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's all fun and games until the hot girl gets a catfish stuck to her leg (language not safe for work)
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(37)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Six months after it disappeared into nowhere, there's still a who-o-ole lot of money to be made by offering to help find Malaysian airliner MH370
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(13)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
13-year-old girl with a 70 mph fastball throws a complete game shutout, sends her team to the Little League World Series
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(90)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley showed up to Billy Joel's concert at Madison Square Garden. So, naturally, Joel went ahead and serenaded her with Uptown Girl (w/video)
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(38)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Man is arrested for choking his girlfriend, pouring hot coffee on her, cutting the back of her leg, threatening to kill her with a knife to her throat and slamming her down on a glass table. All because she cheated on him in a dream
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(64)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity responds to Twitter trolls with the brilliance and wit you'd expect from a leading conservative pundit. Just kidding, he goes full butthurt teenage girl
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(120)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's time once again for your updated Chicago Weekend Shooting Tracker. This was a fairly quiet weekend in Chiraq, with sixteen people wounded in gun violence but no one actually dying. Looks like things are looking up
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(80)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
What: "Investigators refused to say how the girl died or when..." The: "...but said that whoever killed her was likely..." Fark: "...'covered in mud' at some point over the weekend"
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(37)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you get caught using a pen camera to look up girls' skirts at a Publix grocery store
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(30)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: Police taser young person. Fark: An 8-year-old girl
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(63)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"That means the world to me, everything I went through," says Ray Rice of pre-season applause from fans. And by "everything I went through," he means "beating my girlfriend unconscious and dragging her limp body out of an elevator"
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airlines stock trading suspended by Malaysian stock exchange to prevent stock price from... well, you know
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(12)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Adult musical chairs is all fun and games until you steal the chair from the chubby girl (w/video)
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(34)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russia threatens to ban flights of European airlines over Siberia, causing a drop in the shares of their own carriers, which would lose fees paid for the use of these routes. Ta-Da
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(65)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A 29 year-old man was arrested for DUI, his blood alcohol level at three times the legal limit. And he had a 6 year-old girl in the truck with him, and it was unclear if the two were related
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Darryl Strawberry says that maybe, just maybe, the head of a cat owned by a teammate's girlfriend didn't fall off all by itself
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(23)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines cuts meals in first class on flights less than 2 hours and 45 minutes. Or as Jet Blue calls 2 hours and 45 minutes, clearing for takeoff
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(78)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Upside, the airline didn't lose your luggage. Downside, the luggage compartment was infested with maggots. (Bonus: No motherfarking Snakes on a Plane joke)
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(15)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Man burglarizes home while his girlfriend and two-year-old wait in the car. If that isn't enough for you, he stole a collection of baby teeth. Wait, people collect baby teeth?
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(43)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not news: Two girls from Kansas hold a bake sale. News: With half the proceeds going to an animal shelter. Fark: And the other half going in to a fund to have a wedding for their dogs. And they do. Bonus: Their babysitter was the minister
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(45)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend during an Arcade Fire concert, because a nice, private, non-crowded place is usually the best place to pop the question
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(20)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
The Book of Love says that after calling your new girlfriend by your ex-wife's name you should promptly throw her pet raccoon against the nearest wall
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(55)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 20-year-old model who previously lived as a boy sets sights on Miss World despite death threats: "I'd love to help other confused girls and boys who are scared to be themselves. Nobody should be ashamed to be who they want to be" (w/pics)
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(349)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parents of the year hire woman as surrogate mother of twins, take healthy girl home but ditch boy that has Down syndrome and congenital heart defect in foreign country
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(147)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
United Airlines hopes that their new 4 1/2 minute inflight safety video prevents you from freaking out when the oxygen mask drops down and the plane is heading for the ocean
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(17)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Sideshow Bob arrested for trying to burn down his ex-girlfriend's house
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(56)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man starts sexual relationship with underage girl he met at church. Apparently, God had a problem with it
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(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sexy Hula Hoop Girl has some serious competition -- Sexy Staff Girl
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(26)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides to commit suicide. News: And has the gun in his mouth, ready to pull the trigger when his girlfriend hits him in the head with the butt of another gun. Fark: Making him accidentally pull the trigger shooting her instead
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(91)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Dita Von Teese has debuted a maternity collection. That's pretty hot, girl I'm going to get you pregnant.. er
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us sells a girl doll that pees, no one cares, it's all part of the plan. Sell an anatomically correct boy doll with a penis, and everyone loses their minds (possibly not safe for work product image in article)
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(110)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
It gets annoying after a while when the Prince of Darkness keeps sending you text messages just because you performed a failed exorcism on a teenage girl
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(50)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Civilians airlines seek advice on flying over war zones, because the word "don't" seems too difficult for them to understand
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(28)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Silly White Girl or: How I learned that I am useless at foreign aid and love staying the fark away so professionals can work
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(166)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"As the death toll from Ebola rises ever higher and the incurable disease is found in an airline passenger, a dance tune called 'Ebola in Town' is supplying the soundtrack to the fast-spreading deadly new plague"
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(47)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
With airlines being fined every week for passenger rights violations, the industry has told Congress to make the DOT back off
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(43)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: Our 7 year-old daughter regularly goes to sleep over at her friend's house. On a routine Google search, I learned the girl's father was a sex offender; he says he was 18 and had a 14 year-old girlfriend. What should I do?
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Fri July 25, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Y'know how that airliner getting shot down last week was going to force Russia to re-assess their aggression in Ukraine and back off? Yeah, today they started shelling Ukraine and giving more weapons to the nuts who shot down the plane last week
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(170)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
If you're an older lady and you want to make a few nice gestures for the kids in your community, it's probably not a good idea to start anonymously leaving porcelain dolls on the doorsteps of girls to whom they hold an eerie resemblance
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(78)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Clearly all those airline baggage fees are helping profits go up -- by driving more passengers to an airline that doesn't charge baggage fees
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police confused after porcelain dolls are being left on the doorsteps of girls they hold an eerie resemblance to
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(118)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
John Walsh: "PTSD caused my plagiarism" Now, to be fair, realizing that it's 2am the day before your thesis defense and you can't even give a decent dissertation without vomiting all over the cute girl in the first row is pretty traumatizing
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(91)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Limerick/ Who stepped out back with an exposed dick/ He looked at two girls in a pool/ Which they thought was not cool/ And now a new lawyer he must pick
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(76)
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines: Complain about our service on social media? Kiss your reserved seat good-bye until you delete the complaint
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(145)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
AP: "BREAKING: Dutch military plane carrying bodies from Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 crash lands in Einhoven"
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(160)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Reporter who rifled through Malaysia Airlines crash victim's luggage says "I crossed the line." Apparently that was never covered in Journalism 101
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(82)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
12 year old girl who was attacked by friends has been receiving cards with homemade 'purple hearts,' opens one card with an actual Purple Heart Medal
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(60)
 
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop a better Bullet Girl
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(30)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man drives four hours to meet 18-year-old teen for sex. Discovers he found an actual 13-year-old girl on the internet
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(328)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Five Russian girls - simple harmony, pure singing. Infectious joy
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(50)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
A roundup of the more insane conspiracy theories that people believe happened with the Malaysian Airlines "crash" in Ukraine
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(178)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airline passenger attacked with a bottle of bourbon. Police immediately check the proof
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Cannibalism fetish nurse guilty of trying to meet girl." None. None more Fark
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(85)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sixth-grade girl makes actual scientific discovery while working on school science project. With "you know I'm gonna be the freaky science chick in college" pic
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(224)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Pregnant woman is attacked. News: By almost a dozen robbers, three girls and seven boys between the ages of 17-20 while waiting at a bus stop. Fark: All the robbers were wearing bathing suits
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Russia forgets that Wikipedia edits are all logged by IP address. Starts changing information on Malaysia Airlines Flight 17
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(232)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
Apparently, paying an 11 year old girl $100 to kick you in the balls is a felony in New Hampshire. Who knew?
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(50)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street shoots down Malaysia Airlines stock
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(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airline offers full refund for any future flights during the next seven days. No questions asked. Difficulty: Malaysia Airlines
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(13)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ball girl at Fenway Park makes a nice play. Fark: On a fair ball
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(31)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know the passengers on that Malaysian airliner were already dead, right? And had been attacked by vampires?
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(84)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17: What we know so far"
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(126)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rush takes time on his show to discuss today's airline crash -- and how its all a ruse to distract America from the invading South American kids
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(177)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The world's 59 biggest airlines collected $31.5 billion in passenger fees and charges in 2013, a 1,200% increase since 2007
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(27)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
What every girl wants: A 3000 square foot, three story 'she-cave'
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(109)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nigerian President accuses #BringBackOurGirls of psychological terrorism, proving that the hashtag campaign has at least accomplished something
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Parents of baby girl born without a nose tell others not to give up on children with rare conditions, claiming a life is a life and a rose by any other name smells as... well, maybe not that, but you know
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(106)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amoeba found guilty of murdering young girl, to spend life in single cell
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(56)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank to pay for girlfriend's engagement ring. Hopes to propose in 7 to 10
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(21)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scottish mayor steps down after a month on the job, a period in which he and his girlfriend managed to get banned from all 36 pubs in his town (pics)
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(39)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
SJ Sharks fans are upset about A. Lax attitude by team after humiliating playoffs B. No major free agent signed or trade or C. Sharks' ice girls outfits. Down south, LA Kings fans await another ice girls bikini calendar featuring the Stanley Cup
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(39)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Remember the kidnapped Nigerian schoolgirls we were gonna save with hashtags? Well, it has been more than 90 days, and yes, they are still kidnapped
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(189)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Ten brands that will disappear in 2015. Some spoilers: TV will suck more, things may no longer plump when cooked, time to sell those virtual turnips, DUH, and beware the wrath of fat girls in yoga pants
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The only person hotter than German World Cup hero Mario Goetze right now is his girlfriend. Wow
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(52)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Barbara Turf, former CEO of Crate and Barrel, is dead at age 71. Early reports say she will be buried in... Well, probably a fairly nice casket of some type. What, were you expecting her to be buried in a crate and/or barrel?
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(22)
 
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines becomes the first carrier to offer larger overhead bins. Passengers bringing their entire wardrobe on board to begin in 3...2...1
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(36)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
But I got a good deal on the airline tickets from Craigslist
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(31)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(MTV)
 
 
 
Batgirl's new uniform might just be the best damn superheroine outfit EVER
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(80)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Never mind the Disney princesses, a Japanese artist has drawn the World Cup teams as anime girls
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Remember all those jokes about airlines charging an oxygen fee?
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(20)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Here's a bunch of history's unfairly overlooked scientists not named Nikola Tesla
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(77)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
An eleven year-old girl scored a perfect on the FCAT
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(80)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
A comparison of airline service now with that of the Golden Age of Flight in the 1960s, when you could smoke and drink on planes, bring on what you wanted because no one checks the bags and die five times as often in crashes
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(55)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Selfies are primarily taken by teenage girls who like to show themselves off in the mirror, often making the dreaded 'duck face.' Then there's Ringo Starr
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(23)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Aviation Week)
 
 
 
How airliners are prepared for the scrap heap. Like cars, sometimes they're worth more as parts than as a whole
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(24)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Things you don't expect to see on a Monday: video of Oscar Pistorius re-enacting shooting his girlfriend
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(9)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Nerds fail to lure girls to enroll in engineering and tech schools with sparkles, pink flowers, pantie raids
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(218)
 
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Ian Curtis's girlfriend Annik Honoré, the inspiration behind Joy Division's classic "Love Will Tear Us Apart," has died at age 56
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(46)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New invention for airline passengers hopes to put a peaceful end to the arms race
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(51)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(WRCB)
 
 
 
"Man chases cab driver with pots & pans after trying to buy his girlfriend's cats." You have to click on the story to find out who wanted to buy the cats and who had the pots and pans
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(20)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who tried to recreate the classic Coppertone girl pose with her own daughter at the beach is shocked, SHOCKED that Facebook would ban her for 24 hours and remove the photo saying it was considered pornographic
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(73)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Every Kate Upton fan out there will see these pictures of her and fellow model Lily Aldridge hanging out in SoHo and immediately forget the name of... uh, that first girl I mentioned
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(60)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Before devouring 61 dogs in 10 minutes Joey Chestnut asked his girlfriend to marry him
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(33)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Runaway marmots are fairly common in the Bay Area"
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(29)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Turns out that Ben Stein, 69, of Ferris Bueller fame, is really creepy. "My main obsessions in my life are my wife, my dog, my son and his family, my secret GF from Mississippi, and any beautiful girl I meet. I am like a teenager. I get mad crushes"
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(90)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The science behind sparklers, to give you something to think about this evening when you're dancing around with eight of them and giggling like a little girl
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(6)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Airline passengers brace for extremely busy July 4 weekend, as United customers finally make it home from their Memorial Day getaway
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(4)
 
(Hawaii Tribune Herald)
 
 
 
Hawaii's alien spaceport opens for business. Apparently "first contact" is less about warp drive, and more about hippie girls in white dresses
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(69)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
One guy - two girlfriends = enormous banner on the bridge over the highway that says "You're Dumped"
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(64)
 
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Three-year-old girl says she saw Jesus after nearly drowning in pool. Jesus too busy appearing on toast to comment
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(88)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines begins international flights to Aruba, Jamaica, Bahamas, according to spokespersons Brian Wilson and Mike Love
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(26)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
'OMG, I just f***ed my boss' State lawmaker reads girl's crude text on live TV
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(59)
 
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Police bring stabbing victim back to life, promptly arrest his girlfriend. So, win win
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(52)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris convicted of having young girls tie his kangaroo down
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(50)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Delta Airline employee embezzles $22 Million, or about one day's worth of checked bag fees
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN takes a break from its 24/7 hunt for Flight 370 to devote time to hard-hitting investigative journalism, asking the probing questions no other media outlet is brave enough to tackle: "Does Oscar Pistorius scream like a girl?"
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(28)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
If you really need to call someone, 1-800-COLLECT is still in business. On second thought, it is probably cheaper to just buy an airline ticket to their house
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(45)
 
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
United Airlines Flight 1463 makes emergency landing in Wichita, KS. after dumbass passenger opened the emergency door mid-flight
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(138)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Girlfriend of a 20 year-old man who was shot and killed outside a hospital doesn't understand graffiti and nuisance laws on private property, gets upset that a memorial to him was taken down
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(85)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's sweet when you're dating a girl and you want to bring her to where you work so she can meet your work friends. Unless you're a Green Beret working in Afghanistan
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(51)
 
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Attorney who received "Austin Under 40" award wins FBI's "Girls Under 18" award
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(39)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy public utilities pay their executives fairly, and by fairly they mean it's secret and if the public found out it would be very bad
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You submit links #LikeAGirl (trolling girl modmins who greenlight links #LikeAGirl)
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(39)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Isla de la Munecas, a macabre 50-year collection of dolls enshrined to honor the spirit of a girl found floating in the canal. Locals say the dolls can be heard whispering to each other at night. With nightmare-inducing pics
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'Sexy Schoolgirl 5K' canceled. OH THE HUMANITY
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(68)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I think Tim Cook is fairly open about the fact that he is gay at the head of Apple, isn't he?" I'll take Facts That Should Be Vetted Before Going On the Air for $200, Alex
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese man has spent £24,000 on hundreds of tickets for the new Transformers film - just to prove to his ex-girlfriend how rich he has become. They broke up seven years ago when he was poor
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(32)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airline CEO says the search for flight 370 could take decades. In related news, CNN announces its programming lineup for the next ten years
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you like green slave girls, you might like this NEW episode of OLD Star Trek
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bindi Irwin: Crikey, dress your age, girls
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(102)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Rays take batting practice against a 17-year-old high school girl. Or as the New York Mets call it, a chance at making solid contact
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian singer offers her virginity to Boko Haram to return kidnapped schoolgirls. Of course she has also offered her virginity in exchange for a jet, so take it for what it's worth
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(42)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
There is only so much White House spin a girl can take
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(40)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
When trying to explain how your girlfriend literally got shot in the foot, get your story straight - otherwise you'll figuratively do the same to yourself
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(23)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
So, that girl who was kicked out of KFC for being disfigured in a dog attack? Well, brace yourselves: the grandmother lied about the whole thing. No word if the family will return the $30,000 pledged by KFC
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(165)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fourteen things you didn't know about the greatest NBC sitcom of the mid-'80s to early-'90s, The Golden Girls
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(36)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Let's just pick up this mom-of-the-year story from "drove her 14-year-old daughter and two other girls, to the Cow Flop on Washington Avenue on May 23 for the sole purpose of having a fist-fight with a 12-year-old girl" and take it from there
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(48)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines wants to kill their passengers in a fiery wreck because they serve beer on the plane, says columnist that spends way too much time worrying about other people's drinking habits
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(176)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Little girl gets her dad a week-long vacation by appealing to Google's tiny remaining shred of common decency
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(80)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
I have a plan. You aim a laser at an airliner. I'll turn you in. We'll split the $10,000 reward. Deal?
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(154)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jason Biggs is one lucky man: Two girls at once for a birthday present. Damn, that's a good wife
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(91)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even hot girls like the one pictured can't open bank accounts if they bounced a few checks years earlier. so NY State is going after the much abused use of ChexSystems by banks. Because somebody has to protect hot girls, like the one pictured
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(78)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
While you are still trying to get the slice out of your driver, an 11-year-old girl just shot a 78 at the U.S. Women's Open
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(60)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the soldier that had his dog, Baxter, sold by his girlfriend while he was deployed? The family that bought Baxter have agreed to return him to his rightful owner
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(178)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Why video games are meant to be played at your house with friends and not online with strangers. For you hardcore gamers, 'friends' are complicated NPCs with whom you can interact over long periods of time, engaging in barter and missions
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(106)
 
(Some Married Guy)
 
 
 
Man gives everyone on the plane a flower to give to his girlfriend who's waiting inside the terminal at the airport. They pour out of the plane one-by-one and give her a flower each, then he comes out and gets on his knee and proposes. Ta Da
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(91)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Passengers complain about arbitrary rules for carry on baggage. Airlines say it's just consistent with their arbitrary policies on ticket prices, delays, cancellations
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(71)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network to reboot the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, great, another cartoon for little girls with an inappropriate adult male fanbase
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(105)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fact: Flinging foul fowl flora fairly frequent
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Shirley Fire burns near Sequoia National Forest. Shirley, you can't burn cypress
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(61)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Girls, guns and a bike...what could go wrong?
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(29)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Feminists to protest tech company who advertised for a "Girl Friday." I agree on how that is offensive... a man could do that job just as well as a woman. Where's the equality?
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(279)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Airbus tries to persuade Americans to buy its huge double-decker airliner. One analyst says the problem is that airlines just aren't cramming enough seats into it
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Second teenage girl and her mother open up about being duped by 'molester' who posed as Twilight star. Still a better love story than Twilight
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
53 year old man steals 600 high school girl's uniforms from 50 different schools
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(51)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
James Franco offers online screenwriting class. Buy for $120 and you'll get a free class on 'How to Pick Up Girls on Instagram'
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(14)
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this girl and her scooter
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(24)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
8-year-old British girl diagnosed with terminal brain cancer becomes the first person in the world to beat the illness
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(91)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In honor of its 10th Anniversary, Cinefix remakes "Mean Girls" into an 8-bit (and 16-bit) video game
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(8)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Monarch butterflies are vanishing. Dr. Girlfriend distraught
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(23)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Nobody cares if you're a 70 year-old woman who likes to watch porn and rub one out in bed. Unless you're a daycare provider and do it while you have a 4 year-old girl in bed with you, then people start to care
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(28)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil Young's Twitter account was hacked and filled with porn, mostly of Southern Men and Cinnamon Girls
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(20)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Somebody murdered someone in a strip club over...a) sleeping with somebody's girlfriend...b) they owed them money...or c) they were asked to move so someone could make a pool shot
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(74)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This week in "Getting Smarter and Better at Cocktail Parties with John Oliver," Mr. Oliver takes FIFA to the woodshed just in time for The World Cup. Complete with Two Girls One Cup metaphor, of course
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(120)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, we're supposed to fear: African-Americans, women, LGBTs, Latinos, public school teachers, the poor, unions, zombies, Girl Scouts, Ivy League graduates, pot smokers, scientists...(okay...not enough room on a Fark headline.)
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(137)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Girl tries out for football team as kicker. New hotness: Girl tries out for football team as defensive back. Redundant statement of the day "She doesn't take no very well"
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(31)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Pro-tip for you aspiring pimps - keep your business cash only. And calling your girls "clowns" isn't the brightest move, either
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chargers Softball team. It's official, Rivers throws like a girl
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(7)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kansas City Chiefs' fifth round pick Aaron Murray says it like it is in response to comment about his smoking hot girlfriend: "Thank god I can throw a football"
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(6)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Former tennis champion's lawyers may argue it was love, but accusers find fault with him, claim girls he coached were too young to be good matches for him, and the racket where they played with his balls was clearly over the line
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(6)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Dumbass Daily)
 
 
 
Shovel Girl + '80s Pop Ballad = Pure Genius
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(25)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix's ex-girlfriend and the inspiration behind the songs The Wind Cries Mary and Foxy Lady lets everyone know what she thinks of the movie made about his life. Spoiler: She is considering taking legal action
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(33)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Protip: If you live with someone, you might want to regularly check their browser history. If you see searches for "Human anatomy," "Human dissection," and "airline schedules," that is a big old red flag, and you should GTFO
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hey girl, how you been? I just broke out of my cell and was gonna go make a phone call but i got a better idea. You're looking good, girl. How about you come back to my cell, drink some toilet wine and i show you how much I've missed seeing you"
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(37)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stop texting your girlfriend for hours in the dark, kid, you'll pop your retina out
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(53)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Hey, sorry your little girl disappeared without a trace in our resort town seven years ago. But would mind awfully not looking for her body for a few more months? It really bums out the tourists. Kthnxby
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(64)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember that girl from the 5-hour energy pink lemonade commercials? Well turns out her name is Allison, she's pretty down to earth, and she likes singing Taylor Swift in her bathroom. In fact, here she is now
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(45)
 
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Airline travel tip: If you want to arrive at your destination on time, please don't charge the cockpit
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(16)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot has heart attack during flight with 130 passengers. Luckily for him one was a USAF B1 pilot, and another one was a nurse who saved his life. Twin Hero tag beats Scary tag this time
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(135)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Wendy's girl not real redhead, burgers not real beef
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(177)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man admits to 20-year obsession with instructional VHS that came with DragonStrike board game he got when he was 10. "I've watched this at least once a month. I've pulled this tape out at parties. God help me, I've shown this thing to girls"
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(93)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco has been plagued for several years by "rat girl," a 43 year old woman who breeds rats and lets them loose into the city
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(105)
 
(Quad Cities Online)
 
 
 
School refuses to allow an epileptic 8 year-old girl's service dog to accompany her in class because "it could be a distraction" to other children and one teacher complained. So let's put her life at risk
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(219)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines fined $200,000 for deceptive advertising. Apparently the ads implied that fliers would have a seat with leg room
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man kidnapped by insurgents tells his girlfriend to move on thinking he is going to die. News: He gets released after 5 years. Fark: She has moved on and now doesn't know what she should do
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(169)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's amazing what being Bradley Cooper's girlfriend can do for your movie career
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(29)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Man grabs girl; dog bites man; man stabs dog; police taser man
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(22)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Duchess of Cambridge tells Prince William that if he can't man up and drink his dram of whisky to take one of "the girly ones" at distillery tour
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(43)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
9-year-old girl skateboarder lands a 540 on vert. "My goal is to do 100 of them before this Saturday. I'm up to 75. I still can't ride a bike, but I can do a 540"
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(20)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♬ 223 Nigerian girls in the camp. 223 Nigerian girls. ♬ Four see a break, make their escape. ♬ 219 Nigerian girls in the camp. ♬
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(59)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Fark food thread: Don't throw out that old smelly cheese, let it grow old gracefully. Here's some tips from Cowgirl Creamery in California
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(41)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Josh Harnett explains why he turned down roles in Superman, Spiderman and Batman. For one thing, he was busy getting back together with his high-school girlfriend in Minnesota
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"This is the formula for every Disney movie ever: girl with anomaly - like a tail, or basic intelligence - breaks free from the life she knows in search of adventure, only to become neatly redomesticated by a man by time the credits roll"
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(153)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
A 13 year old schoolgirl has climbed the tallest mountain on Earth. You're hoping your mom brings the pizza puffs down so you don't have to climb the basement stairs
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(67)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man arrested with underage girls, condoms and a book on pimpology. Big daddy Kane was right
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(78)
 
(Boarding Area)
 
 
 
Noting that there are still plenty of chumps with blind slack-jawed faith in the goodness of the federal government (at least until 2017), the IRS sets its eye on taxing what you've got in your airline and hotel loyalty programs
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(38)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Two members of Japanese girl band AKB48 are slashed up at a meet and greet by a saw-wielding fan
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(57)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
10-year-old Canadian girl who scolded McDonald's at 2013 shareholders meeting is unmoved one year later. "Kids are getting obese and have disabilities, and companies like McDonald's need to do their part and stop marketing their gross food to kids"
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(61)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Cracked)
 
 
 
You know that one thing you wanted your girlfriend to try that one time? Turns out that it can cure your hiccups, too. Who knew?
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(40)
 
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Trader Joe's recalls 7 tons of listeria-tainted hummus, hopes to quickly end the fear of whirled peas
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(12)
 

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