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Fri April 28, 2017
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: 'I had no idea being president was such a hard job to do'. facepalm and obvious tags fight it out, but asinine takes it for the win
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions' new deputy isn't a malicious bigot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
South Carolina candidate for Congress: 'Well, if'n those Politically Correct pussies are gonna get rid of our monuments to the glorious Confederacy, how 'bout we get rid of some of them slavery memorials?' That's a bold strategy, Cotton
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(Time)
 
 
 
When visiting sketchy areas, travel expert Anthony Bourdain recommends bringing credit card that doubles as knife. "It's not something you'd want to get into a serious fight with, but it might be a rude surprise should someone grab you from behind"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Despite McDonald's heralded attempts to transform itself, spending time and serious money rolling out ambitious new premium products, customer numbers continue to decline, as remaining customers overwhelmingly order value-menu crap
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Wed April 26, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spicer: Trump has rebuilt America's global standing. No, I'm serious, stop laughing, I'll run you over with my podium if you don't quit it
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It's going to be like Sleepaway Camp, but with booze and karaoke, and maybe 98% less stabbing. Come for the Bloody Mary Bingo, stay for the scotch, cigars, and burlesque lessons. Seriously, this is arts and crafts the world NEEDS
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice dares to argue that the most glorious and infallible police force should maybe not be able to claim "he reached for something" whenever they want a free pass on murdering people
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Obama's use of complete sentences is seen as a vicious attack on Trump
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Mon April 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ensuring we'll get "Die Fast und Furious Nein" and "Fast und Furious, Lola, Fast und Furious" a Honda Civic sets the new lap record at Nurburgring
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Sioux Falls man arrested for trying to run back into a burning building to save his beer. No word on what kind of beer it was
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out trying to build a nuclear reactor in your backyard gets you yearly FBI visits for life. Who knew they'd take it so seriously?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
F8 of the Furious is #1 with $38 million,The Boss Baby #2 with $13 million. Newcomers disappointed; Unforgettable was forgotten at #7 with $4.7 million, Gifted unopened at #9 with $4 million, The Lost City of Z unfounded at #10 with $2 million
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Seriously Odd Jobs
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Remember the awful 2012 NFL Draft, where Luck, Kuechly, and Kalil were the only first rounders who lived up to their billing? Consider the weird 2013 NFL Draft of total reaches and flops, aka the Barkevious Mingo and E.J. Manuel draft
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The cutest Rogue One cosplay spends her convention time fulfilling her purpose, again, in the cutest way possible. Smitty is gonna need a moment. Seriously. Where did all this dust come from?
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Universal announces the first spin-off of the Fast & Furious franchise, will focus on the characters portrayed by Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, and Jason Statham
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mysterious train scene
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sharing 19.5% of Rosneft through shell companies has nada to do with Exxon seeking a waiver to operate in 'Crimea which formerly was separate from glorious Russia', nor other shady deals for oily comrades. Deal in darkness, light a danger, nyet?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
White supremacists have taken over Uncle Sam imagery for their nefarious ends
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama: Mr. Roy Moore, your behavior was so egregious we're upholding your lifetime ban from being a lawyer. Moore: 'ok fine, then I'll run for governor, then I won't have to follow your silly laws anymore'
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Treasury Secretary: The tax cuts we plan to offer to businesses will pay for themselves: Why are you laughing, I'm being serious, seriously
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: Seriously, why are Mexicans allowed to be judges? This is America, right?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's Inaugural Committee paperwork received large donations from non-existent addresses. Feel ambitious?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about F8 of the Furious, Nine Fast Nine Furious, and Ten Fast Ten Furious
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Separation of church and state was not intended to treat religious institutions "worse" than others. They just want to be treated the same, getting the same aid while paying nothing in taxes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The first scientific evidence of a higher state of consciousness has been found in people tripping on acid. Damn straight, dude, I told you the walls could breathe
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
White House looked for *any* evidence they could spin to support Trump's "wiretapping" tweets, and the best they came with was that? OBVIOUS tag seen bailing out of an Uber, screaming, "I'm out"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The marketing blitz surrounding Deadpool 2 continues as Josh Brolin starts trolling Ryan Reynolds about his casting as Cable through various social media
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
When a 70-year-old man gets a 30-year-old pregnant, where should she work? The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, obviously
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is scheduled to rule on the contentious case of Fark You v. Pay Me. I think we all know how this one plays out
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 5 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross busts out some serious moves to Disney classics. Behold the Lady and the Gramp
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Lawmakers to FCC Chair: Look, kid, we love your ideas and like your moxie, but you're gonna have to make it a LITTLE less obvious, the FCC is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Telcos, a little lube goes a long way, we're just sayin'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Timeshifter President Obama strikes again, as Donald Trump insists the notorious Salvadoran gang MS-13 formed because of lax immigrant laws, despite being well established before 2008
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Death watch alert - Golf is seriously dying. Doesn't anyone here want to play (or watch) this game?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Leader of the "Cal-exit" movement stops his push for secession, flees back to his handlers in Russia. Seriously
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana teen finds 'ginormous' morel mushroom, with pic of teen who obviously thinks it's a magic mushroom
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Proving the slide towards Idiocracy is inevitable, F8 of the Furious shatters opening records set by Star Wars, because people want to see cars go vroom and shiat explode
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Mon April 17, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Mall shooter who killed 5 dies "mysteriously" while awaiting trial
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Moron puts racist sign in yard but discovers his racism is incorrect. Hilarious racism ensues
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Brexit voters are furious that Brexit is happening
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samuel L Jackson encourages Georgians to stop Donald Trump with great vengeance and furious anger[sic]
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Sun April 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico revives Aztec ball game Ullamaliztli, banned by Spanish conquistadors, due to its ancient cultural, religious significance. Well, except for that part where losers get sacrificed to the gods
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Eight Fast Eight Furious is #1 at the box office with $99 million, Boss Baby crawling behind at #2 with $15.6 million. Bestiality tale Beauty & the Beast is #3 with $13 million, Smurfs #4 with $6 million, Power Rangers sliding to #7 with $3 million
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Sat April 15, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
The cannon only shot about 3 feet, so the obvious answer is to double the amount of gun powder right? WRONG
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 24, Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Wilson Reis for the flyweight title. also Rose Namajunas vs Michelle Waterson. Fight Pass prelims 4pm ET, TV prelims at 6pm, main card at 8pm, both on local Fox stations
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The Fate of the Furious is on track to have the biggest global opening of all time
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
$43M found in Nigerian apartment. Up to 5% of the funds to be made available to the person who facilitated the discovery. No, seriously
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ten most hilarious thumbs-way-down restaurant reviews of the past decade. Guy Fieri is there, natch. And so is Donald Trump
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Fri April 14, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR tries to understand Trump's shifting positions. Well, Trump has no core beliefs other than "how does this help Trump" which means, as previously mentioned numerous times over the last 18 months, who the fark knows what Trump'll do?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Senator Jeff Flake holds a town hall and angrily lays out a "code of conduct" for attendees. Things quickly go downhill from there, with Flake defending Trump and a voter sighing, "Can you please take your job more seriously?"
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Thu April 13, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
World's most notorious drug dealer, El Chapo, gets his own miniseries
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian parliament to unveil pot legislation today. Why couldn't they hold this off to a more auspicious date, say, one week from now?
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(White House)
 
 
 
You, too, can help reorganize the Executive Branch of government. Bonus: not only do you get to select what departments to reform or eliminate, but you can write in your own helpful suggestions; something no doubt Farkers will take seriously
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Police in Jerusalem have arrested a 33-year-old homeless man with ties to religious extremists. The man has a troubled history and may be mentally unstable
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(Vox)
 
 
 
11 questions about the Fast and Furious movies that you were too embarrassed to ask, assuming you're not too embarrassed about having questions about the Fast and Furious movies to begin with
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man pleads mental illness on charges the he committed home invasion armed with dagger, because obviously no one sane goes on a crime spree with only a 1d4 damage weapon
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Western Hemisphere at night. Lights in the U.S. suspiciously line up with Blue voting districts
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Gorsuch will go through some rookie hazing at the Supreme Court, faces dreaded swirlie from Notorious RBG tomorrow afternoon
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Fate of the Furious doesn't open until this weekend, so while you're waiting around for mindless action, try the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz (updated with results)
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House budget director says Trump promise to eliminate debt was just 'hyperbole.' You shouldn't take the President seriously or literally
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump healthcare plan failed due to a deeply divided GOP, no support from Democrats, and seriously fuzzy math. So, guess what three things are waiting for the Trump infrastructure plan?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' deemed a miss: tiresomely long with plot and characters recycled from The Matrix and Brosnan's Bond films, padded with many self-serious leaden monologues, and directed by guy who can't do suspense. Yeah, you'll see it
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Tired of her neighbor's curious dog leaping over her fence to see what's in her yard, woman creates peep hole for 'nosy' dog
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Bayonetta comes to PC nearly eight years after console gamers played it and moved on, once and for all proving the superiority of the glorious PC Gaming Master Race™
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on iZombie, a fatal car accident may not be accidental. Meanwhile, Major finds that the previously frozen zombies have been shipped to Georgia. (CW 9ET) Later, on Agents of HYDRA, Daisy and Simmons hunt for an exit to the Matrix. (ABC 10ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
'Fate of the Furious' cast missing Paul Walker. If only Paul Walker could say the same about that lamp post
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
NASA announces mysterious press briefing for April 13. I'm not saying it's aliens, but yeah, it's aliens. Maybe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That attack on the Syrian airfield that was an epic failure may have actually seriously degraded Syria air power. Or not. You'd think that if Syria had lost even one plane, CNN would be all over it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who knew that adults wearing makeup like the Joker is apparently against Virginia law? Apparently not this guy. Y SO SERIOUS? (with mugshot goodness)
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(Crave Online)
 
 
 
All nine 'Fast and Furious' movies ranked. Yes, there are nine of them
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
A review of The Fast and Furious 8: Why Is This Franchise Still A Thing
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A restaurant review of surpassing viciousness...for a €600 dinner at a restaurant run by a Michelin-starred chef. For example, the gratinated onions dish: "It is mostly black, like nightmares, and sticky, like the floor at a teenager's party"
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Sun April 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democrats are ecstatic about Joel Ossoff's "Make Trump Furious" campaign that may propel him into a House seat and spell the beginning of the Democratic revival. Local Republicans, meanwhile, view him as the second coming of William T. Sherman
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: While on the air, being handed a breaking story to cover live about a serious car crash with fatalities. Heartbreaking news: Realizing one of the deceased is your husband
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Sat April 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl found in forest was likely abandoned by her family and not raised by monkeys as previously thought. Nooo, really? Apparently only dumb people first encountered this girl
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Because when you're looking for sensual delights, obviously you want a prostitute named "Soul Snatcher." Includes mugshot goodness of ... what's the opposite of MILF?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reports from inside the White House say Trump is seriously considering firing BOTH his chaotic evil Berserker Steve Bannon AND his lawful evil Cleric Reince Pribus, leaving only his neutral evil gnome Thief son-in-law running things
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
From your mid-30s your quality of sleep fades, and the consequences are more serious than just yawning the next day
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Thu April 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
BREAKING: CNN reports that Trump says "Something should happen" regarding Assad and Syria. Seriously, this was breaking news on CNN
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Think that there is only one obvious purpose for a condom? How wrong you are
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a rare instance where Photoshop makes things better, a guy takes his three-legged dog and gives him cartoon arms in various photos
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
A guide to classic Doctor Who for newbies and curious NuWho fans. If you start binge watching now you might get through them all before you die
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Democrats force Republicans to blow up the filibuster on SCOTUS nominees, what nefarious deed will they force the Republicans to do next? Destroy the filibuster on legislation? Those monsters
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
BLM: Pay no attention to this mysterious hole in the middle of the Arizona desert that was built in the 1950s and nobody knows what it was for. You go on your merry way and we'll take care of back-filling it
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Some Back Pain)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of the Florida market for oxycodone was suspiciously dominated by one foreign manufacturer, and they may escape billions of dollars in fines because apparently everyone is on drugs
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Consciousness is an illusion - it's robots, all the way down
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Mon April 03, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at some border wall proposals. Oh jeez, are they serious?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Laziness at work can be contagious. Congress declared Ground Zero
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Some of Donald Trump's former campaign hands are rushing to sign lucrative deals with foreign clients, shrugging off their own pledges to avoid foreign lobbying and the president's vow to "drain the swamp."-Obvious tag explodes
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham: If democrats filibuster Gorsuch, that'll be the end of bipartisanship on judges. What? I'm being serious. Stop laughing
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The American Pastors Network says the "religious left and progressives" cannot be true Christians
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
By doubling down on drama rather than facts, leaders of the Democratic Party show disdain for nearly half the country who voted for Trump and a seditious inclination to destroy his presidency
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Sat April 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Shinsuke Nakamura end the Glorious title reign of Bobby Roode? Can Ember Moon dethrone the "Empress of Tomorrow" Asuka? Will Andrade "Cien" Almas feel tranquilo after facing Aleistar Black? Find out on NXT TakeOver: Orlando, 8 PM ET on WWE Network
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
As clouds of smoke billowed above the crowd of thousands at the Ann Arbor Hash Bash, a pair of white doves were ceremoniously released and flew higher than they ever had in their entire lives
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Camping World Truck Series is back after a month off to teach the kids how to use the chrome horn for short track racing at Martinsville Speedway, 3 PM ET on Fox. No, seriously, Fox. This isn't an April Fool's joke
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In honor of the day, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the books that make you laugh out loud everytime you read them. Other than Drew's book, of course, as that one is obvious
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Come show us your pets. Even better, show us your pets with beauty or other filters. (LGT precious angels)
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Netflix announces that it will start streaming "Final Fantasy XIV: Daddy of Light" later this year. Yes, that is the actual title. Seriously. It is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin very sorry you misconstrued "you should all send your kids to Lego Batman" as a product endorsement as obviously that was not his intention
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us Flynn is part of a deep state conspiracy to get our phenomenal, precious bodily fluids? Will *he* flip on Trump too? Can anyone contain the utter chaos of it all? THIS is your Friday News Dump WH Press Briefing (1pm start)
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's AF Sec. Nom kept dodging Senator questions about consulting work she did for Sandia National labs which they're curious about since the company refunded $443K of the $464K they were paid after the GAO couldn't find any work they'd done
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Spiceweasel says "obviously we don't want a government shutdown over spending cuts". Most likely because they are concerned it would become too obvious that there isn't much of a difference anymore
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Apparently putting 'In God we Trust' on state-issued license plates could be considered unconstitutional, who knew? Obviously not the Tennessee State Legislature
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Wed March 29, 2017
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Oakland: "You still owe $90 million to the public from the last time you moved" Raiders: "Oh you were serious about that? Let us laugh even harder"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember when Mookie Betts surprised everyone by showing some impressive bowling skills? Well, he also takes his ping-pong pretty seriously
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
It seems New York Governor Cuomo is practicing to be a good Republican, the billions in subsidies he's poured into corporations upstate have produced precious few jobs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How Reince Priebus is handling being one of the top White House yes-men. Says Priebus, well, I find myself saying "oh you're serious" a lot whenever President Trump says something
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Nobody is going to believe it but this is NOT fake news. The Edmonton Oilers have made the playoffs for the first time in ten years. I repeat, this is NOT fake news. Guys I'm serious, they really made the playoffs. Guys?..?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A-Rod sends a serious tweet, and the internet doesn't quite see it that way
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White, straight male whose first script was produced as a Tom Cruise movie shocked to discover some people have more trouble than others getting Hollywood to take them seriously
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(Sports Climax)
 
 
 
Raiders owner Davis "We'd seriously consider playing in Oakland for two, maybe three seasons". Oakland City Council President Reid "I plan to consult with attorneys to see if there's a loophole to force you out of our stadium lease"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Russian bank: Oh f*ck yes, we met with Jared. It was glorious
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You. Pretentious. TWATS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A quick update on farker soosh, host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show (LGT previous thread)
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
"Knowing everything is priced by the pound, I thought I was being smart and conscientious when I filled up the smallest container with mashed potatoes"
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
The loneliest person on the right in Donald Trump's Washington is: a) a free-trader, b) an immigration lover or, c) a conservative Republican who believes climate change is a serious threat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Ted Poe (R-TX) resigns from the Freedom Caucus saying "some of its members would vote against the Ten Commandments if it came up for a vote". Hard to tell if he was being serious or just trolling
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(AOL)
 
 
 
'Religious Left' emerging as a political force in the Trump era, raising the hopeful image of a weed-smoking Jesus in dreadlocks throwing the money changers out of the temple
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The latest trend in fashion is to throw glitter on your butt, 'cause that's what guys want: glitter butt. Seriously, ladies, guys don't need this. You're doing this for yourself
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This handy quiz will tell you how much you know about global pandemics and infectious diseases and whether or not you'll survive the next plague
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
People with straight hair are taken more seriously than those with curly hair, and those with long hair look less professional than those with short hair. For women - Brunettes are indeed perceived as more serious than blondes
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Why so serious
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
While being an NFL GM is viewed as a prestigious position, for some reason, no one wants to do it under owner Dan Snyder
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lost tourist is saved after nine days in the Amazon rainforest after monkeys dropped food to him from the trees and led him to water. It's a good thing he avoided the Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers and Vermicious Knids
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
The dreaded Baby Boomers have teamed up with the Silent Generation and are laying a vicious beatdown on GenX, but wait... Bah Gawd King, that's The Millennials' music, what are THEY doing here?
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Mysterious robot seen hitching a ride on SpaceX drone recovery ship, "Of Course I Still Love You" because of course it is
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Remember the Canadian college student who mysteriously vanished and died in an LA water tank a few years ago? Genre movie directors do, and they're working hard to develop a horror flick based on this true story and give her a supernatural motive
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Don Trump Jr praised Jimmy Fallon for not being "vicious and pushing a political agenda like everyone else on TV." Wait, who does that?
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Wed March 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover previously unknown crustacean fossil: Shrimpy McShrimpface
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devil populations, decimated by a contagious cancer for decades, are finally showing signs of fighting back. Still no cure for "BBTH WHUFF ATHWICK GNARP THP"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad about eating butter, it's not that bad for you. Delicious butter on everything is what life is all about
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Brain might be more powerful than previously thought, able to experience even more pain
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff says there is "more than circumstantial evidence" tying the Trump campaign to Russia. This should make for a delicious "The Rachel Maddow Show" tonight on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The first trailer for the return of Mystery Science Theater 3000 has dropped, and it's deliciously cheesy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You're a serious parking violator when your tickets total 17 times the value of your car
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rainbows - serious business
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Top 30 NFL games of all-time provide lots of debate after the obvious #1 and #2
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice: Come on guys, obviously the President was having some fun with recalcitrant GOP members who refuse to back Health Care bill, he wasn't actually threatening them...no, really. Trust him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA has a serious problem with a particular performance enhancing substance, with virtually every player in the league having tested positive for "PB&J"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The breakthrough of the 2016 election lies in the fact that the religious right, in its support for a thrice-married, self-confessed sexual predator, finally dispensed with the fiction that it was concerned about abortion or 'family values'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police claim woman not wearing gloves tried to shoot them without leaving any fingerprints or DNA on the gun. In a terrible coincidence, all six body cameras mysteriously failed at the same time
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Think that flying a commercial airliner is an easy gig? Cockpit footage of a pilot battling turbulence and intense winds shows some serious skill that very few have
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know those packets of wildflower seeds Cheerios gave away to help grow flowers for honey bees? It turns out in some states the seeds are considered noxious, invasive, and illegal
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Mon March 20, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank continues Swinging Through the Alphabet highlighting songs beginning with the letter "F". And in various points through the show a DMCA-compliant mini-tribute to Chuck Berry. Starting at 8 PM EDT
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is the best ACC basketball conference in history... Oh wait, you were serious. Let me laugh even harder
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(ArtNet)
 
 
 
Another tale of executives cashing in while regular employees are on food stamps, this time from those rapacious right-wing capitalist monsters at the Metropolitan Museum of Art
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Trump's Budget Will Make America Weak, Sick & Stupid. Obvious tag is really getting a workout this morning
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Seriously, this gigantic chicken is scaring the hell out of people on the internet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reality star found dead at 28. Surprisingly he did not die of shame from being on a show called Jerseylicious
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric and Donald Jr. run daddy's businesses and are continually Tweeting about his policies while trying desperately not to violate various ethics laws. More than they already have
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sovereign astride a glorious equine
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump makes hilarious wiretap joke with Merkel to which Merkel responded, I don't understand, I was actually wiretapped while you just made it up. So, how is that funny?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Help Anyone in K-W, Cambridge or Guelph On? I trapped a stray/feral cat. Not very sick, but would be put down if sent to KWHS. Looking for low cost or free TNR options. Various organizations haven't returned my calls. What now?
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Thu March 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There are few things as vicious as a pack of hungry tortoises, thankfully they don't move very fast
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
AMD: Performance problems? Look, if you buy a Ryzen, you'll get 3 more for free. Seriously. We're just giving them away. What do you need 4 processors for? Hell if I know. Give them to friends, shower your neighbors with them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michelle Malkin says judges are tyrants for not allowing constitutionally dubious travel ban to go through. Good thing Malkin doesn't have a murky immigrant background which might include her parents immigrating on employer sponsored visas
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump puppetmaster Steve Bannon is a fan of notorious French anti-semite philosopher, because of course he is
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump plan to cut foreign aid comes just as the threat of famine is surging in various places around the world, fomenting unrest and destabilizing regions the US is trying to stabilize to prevent ISIS from making inroads
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Wed March 15, 2017
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
There once was a big SpaceX rocket/Whose previous launch try, winds blocked it/Tonight will it fly?/I guess it'll try!/Though it won't have a landing to brag "Stuck it!". Webcast starts at 1:15AM EDT/10:15PM PDT
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Banned motorist with 50 previous road offences tilts his battered old Ford Mondeo onto TWO WHEELS to squeeze between vehicles during a 12-mile police chase. Ta-da
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of a good offense: Climate change is real. It's happening now and we need to take it seriously. Trump's future reply: Well kiss my grits
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Can the glorious Bobby Roode defend the NXT Title against Kassius Ohno? Will the Ealy Brothers get revenge against the Authors of Pain? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans tell Steve King that he's being a little too obvious with the dog megaphone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Morning Joe" host Mika Brzezinski looks into camera and says directly to Trump: "It's a very serious allegation. And it questions everything that you're about. And it questions whether we can ever believe you, and whether Americans can believe you"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Obviously, the reason no one can find any evidence that Obama ordered Trump wiretapped is because he asked James Bond to do it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FTFA: In what can be described as journalistic malpractice and a gross dereliction of duty, the alt-left radical propaganda press continues to insist there is some nefarious connection between President Trump and Moscow. Evidence? They don't need any
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
A brief update on Farker soosh (host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show), who is still undergoing rehab at Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle (LGT previous thread)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's game changing episode of The Walking Dead, "Bury Me Here," which puts [redacted] on a new path and was one of the highlights of the last few seasons (obvious spoiler alert)
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Human Rights Campaign)
 
 
 
SD governor signs bill forbidding LGBT couples from adopting if the adoption agency's religious beliefs go against having gay couples as parents. In other news, more SD children to be sent to orphanages, which would obviously be better for them
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Coming off an episode so bad you expected to see Charlie Rocket and Denny Dillon appear, can host Scarlett Johansson and musical guest Lorde bring Saturday Night Live back to its previous heights, Live from New York at 11:30 PM on NBC?
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Fri March 10, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sen. Murphy says what many of us are thinking, Wikileaks timing for releasing this info on the CIA is suspiciously timed, almost as if they were trying to deflect attention from something else, but what could that be?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So Trump's lawyers took Conway's illegal plugging of Ivanka's shiat a bit more seriously than Trump did
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Thu March 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brexit backer and Trump supporter Farage stops by Ecuadorian embassy housing Wikileaks' Julian Assange. Asked by reporters what he was doing there, he replies that he doesn't remember. Not suspicious at all
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since they've jumped everything else, the Fast & Furious franchise decides to jump the shark in film #8
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Grandpa Munster says the Trumps were "gracious and warm" during dinner at the White House and everything was fine, just fine, and there is no reason to suspect otherwise
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Please call the atrocious Republican healthcare plan "Trumpcare". Because the White House doesn't want you to call it that
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The guy in charge of getting Trump surrogates interviewed by the various news outlets is so bad at his job that he recently got into a screaming match with the booker from FOX NEWS
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
It's hard to take a list of the most important bars in women's history seriously when it includes Coyote Ugly
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Japan Trends)
 
 
 
In preparation for hot summer, new $85 Japan-made T-shirt conceals ugly see-through nipples on guys. Because, seriously, no one wants to see those
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
122 "vicious" Gitmo detainees released by Obama have gone back to terrorism, tweets the Trump. Give or take 113 who were released by George W. Bush
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obvious: 61% of survey respondents said they weren't being compensated enough for their work. LOLWUT: Survey respondents were hedge fund managers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's new strategy is to make up a conspiracy to deflect from the seriousness of the Russia ties. Yeah, we've been over this, CNN; you're late to the party
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
You know that's some serious toxic waste when it starts killing robots
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
A model of the National Archives is found in the basement of the National Archives. No word if it was found in the preservation room with delicious jams and jellies
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The serious case for Oprah 2020
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump's choice for Commerce Secretary holds a top post with a mysterious, Russian-controlled Cyprus bank
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Sat March 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ready for the some college hoops action? On the hardwood today: UNC vs Duke(sucks), Kansas at OK State, Louisville vs Notre Dame, Florida at Vandy, FSU vs Miami, the bubblicious Ga Tech at Syracuse, and so much more
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Fri March 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican politician claims to be against Trump's wall but it's obvious he's still on the fence
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Thu March 02, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Investor is convinced America hungers for professional cricket, touts ambitious pro T20 league as the icebreaker. "After India, the second-highest viewership of cricket in the world is the U.S. From a viewership standpoint it's a no-brainer"
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(The Daily WTF)
 
 
 
Yo man I heard you liked dates so I put dates in your dates so we could double date. So, what atrocious recoding projects are you working on these days?
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, Darrell Issa wasn't actually serious about calling for investigations into the Trump administration
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Wed March 01, 2017
(France 24)
 
 
 
News: Turns out Conservatives were right, there is a mysterious billionaire spending millions around the world to implement his nefarious agenda. Fark: He is also conservative and had a hand in Brexit and Trump's victory
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Send help, Charlize Theron is being attacked by several ink blots. No wait, sorry, it's just hilariously bad censorship by Iranian TV
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
One of the most elegant and ingenious cheats in motorsport history
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith thinks it's hilarious the White House gave Fox News some "anonymous sources" after Trump just criticized the media for using them
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Worst baby names of 2016. Come for "Elizabreth" and "Meldor," run screaming for brain bleach when you get to "Little Sweetmeat." Seriously, don't go past that one, it gets worse
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One surprising beneficiary of Sunday night's Oscars flub? Marisa Tomei, previously the subject of conspiracy theories for her win for "My Cousin Vinny"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who is the current director of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office? That's not a memory test, it's a serious question: nobody knows whether the USPTO director is still in charge, and the Agency is refusing to say
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(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Inventor of a portable toilet, the P-Pod, has obviously never heard of something called "the bushes"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Moo. I'm a cow. Seriously, don't look at the antlers, I'm a cow goddammit, just trust me on this
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't see a lot of Americans voting for the party of illegal immigration and religious war
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Who stabs a Hippo, seriously?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trekkies furious that Star Trek Beyond lost the Oscar to Jared Leto
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Remembering Buzzwinkle - Alaska's most notorious drunken moose
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You may think you're tough, but are you tough enough to survive the Notorious RBG's workout?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump transition official: Executive Order allowing you the freedom to discriminate based on your religious beliefs against LGBT is coming, because you can't be American unless you piss on someone else. #MAGA
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration to drug everyone during his speech to Congress Tuesday in the hopes we all forget the hilarious failure that is the Trump Administration thus far
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 9 things you really need to stop bragging about. Seriously
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's definitely not a Muslim ban, but here's what you have to do to get back into the U.S. if you have a suspicious name
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to do some serious Mario Kart cosplay and tool around Tokyo in a street legal go-cart, you'd better hurry, because the company that's renting out the costumes and carts is being sued by Nintendo
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker soosh, host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show, continues to recover from his auto accident that occurred on February 5th and is undergoing rehab at Queen Anne Medical Center in Seattle. Updates within (LGT previous thread)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Developers of affordable housing are awaiting anxiously Trump's tax moves. Well, since Trump really cares about poor people, these guys should be incredibly happy with his genius moves
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Here's Donald Trump's epic CPAC speech, translated into human: "We're ahead of even our most ambitious estimates for driving America into the ground"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If religious leaders are organizing networks to hide people from you, you might be in the wrong
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(NBA)
 
 
 
It's not news when the Golden State Warriors score 40 points in a quarter. It's not even news when they put up 45 points in a quarter. But, it's seriously off the charts when they put up 50
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Fri February 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If MLB is serious about wanting its games to go quicker, they should shorten commercial breaks between innings by 30 seconds
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Miyazaki once again coming out of retirement. This is a repeat of the previous 5 times
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(Northumberland News)
 
 
 
If you abandoned a live chicken in the bathroom at the Cobourg McDonald's in Northumberland, Municipal Animal Services would like to tell you that unlike McNuggets, it was delicious
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump is going to build the yugest, most luxurious ice breakers that you've ever seen. You better believe it
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(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Headline: 'Glory Hole brings curious visitors to Whiskeytown Lake'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt's emails released yesterday raise serious concerns about his ties to the energy industry and how he worked to try block environmental regulations. Imagine how embarrassing it would be if the Senate had already voted to confirm him
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Bojangles' restaurants to phase out chicken raised on antibiotics. Sweet, delicious antibiotics
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are five restaurants that are seriously overrated
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In 27 previous years since 1945 this bullish stock signal has never been wrong - and it's about to flash for 2017. Caveat: Past performance is no guarantee of future results
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Gamer dies mysteriously during 24-hour charity gaming session playing World of Tanks. Apparently, you can't respawn from that
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Let's check in on former PSU President Graham Spanier, who will avoid the most serious charges against him and is refiling his lawsuit against the school. It's been 5 years and he's faced no jail time and could make 5 million for covering it all up
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
While filming one-hour special in Mexico, Conan O'Brien made guest appearance in telenovela as American businessman Joseph Robinson, not his usual Conando character. "They let me turn into this mysterious man that sells cheese"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Obi-Wan Kenobi didn't lie to Luke when he told him about his father's death in "Star Wars: A New Hope". He was giving religious alternative facts (spoiler alert)
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Despite anecdotal evidence of Detroit recovering thanks to wave of hipsters moving downtown and starting innovative new businesses, the data still shows serious problems for Motor City, highlighted by increasing inequality
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(Wimp)
 
Audio
 
Lady Gaga's isolated vocal tracks from the Super Bowl halftime show are yet more evidence that she has some serious pipes ... even while running around and doing flips for 13 minutes
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Mon February 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis unexpectedly visits Iraq, says the US isn't there to steal its precious, precious oil
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So what happens to an eating establishment after being awarded a prestigious Michelin star? Let's check in on a French roadside cafe that was given one by mistake
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever had a serious conversation with someone about the "Phoenix Lights," have we found the conference for you (tinfoil hats not required, this is serious conference)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
WH chief of staff wants America to "Take seriously" Trump's threat to the Freedom of Speech
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Joe (UK))
 
 
 
Two outstanding reasons to go see Fast & Furious 8 were just announced: Helen and Mirren
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 172: All-Time Great Fedor Emelianenko (and the Glorious Sweater of Absolute Victory) vs Matt Mitrione. Also Patricky Pitbull vs Josh Thomson, Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Airports are cautiously evaluating the impact of switching from 130 year old tech to 40 year old tech
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump administration denies that it considered calling up National Guard troops to aid in deportations, so obviously here is the 12 page memo written by DHS Secretary Kelly suggesting it (PDF)
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Psychological Association's "Stress in America" survey has set new highs. Can't imagine what trumped the previous high
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man who's been seriously forked
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bank that was fined more than $630m for failing to prevent $10bn of Russian money laundering, also continues to lend money to Trump despite his having defaulted on previous loans. Nothing to see here comrade, move along
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Will fashion finally take Kanye West seriously? Listen, if a dress made of paper plates and ping pong balls is considered serious, you might have a shot
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Since President Donald Trump was elected in November, various measures of economic confidence have increased, some hitting record highs." You haters must be pretty embarassed right now
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(World News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's erratic behaviour causes US politicians to review procedures for removing Presidents
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus and Stephen Bannon embrace one another tightly as the setting sun warms the room through the translucent white curtains. "We are one," Priebus whispers gently into Bannon's ear. He replies, "Yes, my precious, we are"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In response to the explosive Trump/Russia revelations and the dangerous dysfunction in the White House, a refocused Congressional GOP promises to get serious, tackle the situation head-on, and finally investigate how to repeal the ACA
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Pfft, who needs GPS? In glorious nation of Kazakhstan, just land on highway and ask directions from truck driver
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Nature)
 
 
 
Psychologists find that Internet trolls, PolTab commenters seem impervious to any efforts to change their behaviour
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The Left's latest talking point "what did the President know and when did he know it?" It's the same question the boot-licking propagandists in the media refused to pummel Obama with, when it came to Benghazi and Operation Fast and Furious
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
An Australian designer has broken down all 128 kills from John Wick 2 in an awesome graphic (spoilers, obviously)
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-unaway) claims paid agitators protested at his town hall. Should have been worried about masked, armed people who rushed guards to try getting in. "They exercised their open-carry right. But it's obviously a challenge for us"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
RT sends tweet congratulating Ambassador to Glorious Motherland a happy retirement
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A curious addition to Rey and Kylo Ren's official biographies could be the key to Star Wars' future
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well now, this could get interesting: The tribes opposing the Dakota Access Pipeline are back in court, but this time not just arguing that the pipeline could contaminate their drinking water, but that building it violates their religious freedoms [link fixed]
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After a rocky first month as President, Donald Trump has done some serious soul-searching and deep introspection...and concluded HE'S awesome, it's just that his staff sucks and he needs a new one
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Sun February 12, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing much to see here, just an air hose powered spinning top with razor blades pitted against various objects
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former SNL cast member Joe Piscopo is "seriously considering" running for Governor of New Jersey
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Sat February 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
College Basketball Saturday features the game of the weekend: #1 Gonzaga at #20 Saint Mary's in the Zags' most serious challenge until March Madness. Also, #2 Villanova at #25 Xavier, #15 FSU at #24 Notre Dame, and a bunch more. Action starts at Noon
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Harbin zoo blames bad camera angle for making their ferocious tigers look 'chubby'
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
For those who took the "we're five weeks behind" quote from Belichick seriously, he's been off golfing at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The 'Cash Me Outside' girl is obviously from Florida and shockingly also has a father. He speaks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "Hey losers, my Muslim ban is totally amazing and luxurious according to lawyer.bligshiat.com"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Children's behaviour at school "vastly improved" by staffing classrooms with goats
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
OPD officer who mistook delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze for meth simply disciplined after it was found she was not properly taught to use the notoriously bad issue test kits. No word about her training officer or superiors
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
According to a former editor at Infowars, Alex Jones is a snake oil salesman. Obvious tag taken out in what was OBVIOUSLY a false flag operation conducted by those secret liberal Muslim aliens, so 'Murica
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will interrupt Bobby Roode's glorious celebration? Who won when Prince Puma and Johnny Mundo faced off in an All Night Long match in season 1? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground on El Rey
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After 2016 raised serious concerns about outside governments trying to influence or even hack our elections, House Republicans have swung into action: to advance a bill to eliminate the Election Assistance Commission which oversees ballot security
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Pentagon admits they have carried out a few more airstrikes than they have previously publicly disclosed over the last few years. And by "a few," they mean "a few thousand"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Consumers outraged, OUTRAGED, to learn that Domino's charge more for their end product than they pay for the various ingredients, after driver is spotted buying bags of potato wedges at Asda. They're even threatening to go to *gasp* Pizza Hut instead
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers to our friend and host of the Livingston Stapler Company Presents radio show who was in a serious car accident on his way home from the station this morning. LGT first responders' report
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"We have an excellent chance of clearing the deck of all the vacancies that we inherited from the previous administration, and there are quite a number of them"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Newscasters try to explain what various emojis mean without having a clue
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Sat February 04, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bright yellow car notorious for photobombing pictures of photogenic village vandalised. Police seeking tourist with poor photoshop skills
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Watch various scared Swedes on top of a 10 meter board, stay for the last woman who totally kicks ass
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
El Chapo annoyed that American jailers take keeping him in jail seriously
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Is the USAF Finally Serious About Fielding a Light Air Support Aircraft?" Given the Air Force's actions over the last 15 years, Subby's not holding his breath
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Thu February 02, 2017
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Judge Doody drops the puck on gold digger that smuggled precious metals in his Canadian starfish
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Draft of Trump's "Religious Freedom" order protects "any act or refusal to act that is motivated by a sincerely held religious belief, whether or not the act is required or compelled by, or central to, a system of religious belief." -ANY- -ACT-
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Tyson: U.S. science illiteracy a serious threat. Man, he's come a long way from his day's as a boxer
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Climate change scientists are religious fundamentalists," says a confused Pat Robertson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Local workers and Sioux begin massive cleanup at pipeline protest site to prevent environmental damage caused by now-vanished protestors
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fearless praying mantis vs. the curious cat
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
DHS Secretary says border wall should be finished in two years. Stop laughing, he's serious. Really
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After decades of suspecting that annual outbreaks of a mysterious medical condition in India were due to seasonal pesticide use, researchers from the Institute of Pesticide Use can finally conclude that the blame lies with unripe lychee fruit seeds
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your problem is obvious, if we're gauging the situation correctly
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Tue January 31, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The 2016 election allowed scientist to discover a previously unknown species of invertebrate: Paul Ryan
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to build a cool 20-foot tall snowman? There's actually some pretty serious construction tips needed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is why nobody takes you seriously, PETA
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Mon January 30, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Here, have some 'phoenix claws'. Don't they look delicious?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a week, Steve Bannon has amassed a serious amount of power. What's his secret? Bloodless coup...all smotherings
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Sun January 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump issues statement saying religious ban on Muslims is "not about religion"
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The horrifying moment a truck slams into the side of a bus is caught on video. Fark: No one was seriously injured
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the NXT Title match between Bobby Roode and Shinsuke Nakamura be GLORIOUS? Will the Authors of Pain close the book on DIY's title reign? Will the mean girls dethrone Asuka? Find out tonight at NXT Takeover: San Antonio, 8PM ET on the WWE Network
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Earth like planet orbiting Proxima Centauri B may in fact be the mysterious clone factory world of Kamino
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Fri January 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Road to North Korean ski resort kept open by an army of children with homemade shovels. Trump seen furiously taking notes
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(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
Election chief says there is no evidence of any voter fraud in Louisiana. Officials only become suspicious of possible inappropriate poll activity when someone actually cast a vote for a Democrat
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Coach K bans his sucky Duke basketball team from their own locker room and from wearing Duke apparel. Also, he's seriously mulling over taking away their fruit cups at lunch
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump administration announces plan to fast-track Christian refugees entering the United States. Mysteriously, number of Christians fleeing persecution in the middle east increases 5000% overnight
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(Autostraddle)
 
 
 
Born to a Quiverfull family and raised to fight in the culture wars, ex-homeschooler breaks down the religious right's playbook
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The headline should could have stopped at: Religious leaders, groups are appalled by Trump
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pakistani game-show host turned religious presenter is banned for inciting violence after accusing activists of insulting Islam, because apparently that's how they roll on The Wheel of Blasphemy and The Price Is Jihad
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Year of the Cock starts Saturday, January 28, not January 20th as previously thought
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The women's march everyone is talking about? oh yeah, that was totally witchcraft - at least that's what the religious right is saying anyways
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And in court news, the most senior British officer to face court-martial in more than 50 years is accused of financial impropriety. And the previous record-holder? Buggery
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Ollie fears he's more "The Hood" than "Green Arrow" as Prometheus continues to zipline about Star City spreading chaos. Meanwhile, Quentin discovers a mysterious skull which is more than it seems. (CW 8ET)
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Mysterious booms heard in San Diego; Natrone Means unavailable for comment
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida lags behind in mental health funding. Obvious tag so outraged it ragequit Fark and went to Pets.com to work for their sock puppet
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Only now is the press upset at being lied to. That's your problem, Donald - you were never serious about the craft
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Notwithstanding that atrocious De Niro movie about interns, middle-aged mums are re-entering the workforce as part-time "returners" with aim of once again being full-time employees
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Current polling on California seceding? Oh, well, it's only 5%, you're going to have some crazies, right? It's....32%? Holy shiat. And President Cheetolicious hasn't even done anything irrevocably stupid yet
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toronto Police: If your illegal weed shop is robbed, you should totally report it to us for your own protection. No, seriously. What? Why are you laughing?
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway states Trump will release his taxes after previously stating he will not release his taxes, in stunning display of Alternative Tax Facts
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What will improve my already delicious hoagies? How about deep-frying the whole thing and calling it a Zoagie?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
After mosque is destroyed by arsonist, neighboring LDS church invites them to use their church. "It's just neighbors helping neighbors. Jesus said, 'Love your neighbor.' They're right next door. How can it be more obvious than that?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Robert Reich says he has it confirmed the GOP doesn't take Trump seriously and will only use him to push through their tax cuts, religious bills, and then when he missteps, they will impeach him because it's Pence they really want
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy starts a Change.org petition saying Cracker Barrel's name is racist and should be changed to "Caucasian Barrel," thinking no one could possibly take it seriously. If you can guess what happened next, your Fark Fu is strong
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
With the inauguration of Trump mere hours away, what should be the theme song of such an auspicious event? Subby will give away a month of TF (Or a donation to a charity of your choice) to the top 3 best suggestions
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
Meet the former Microsoft typograhic engineer behind the famously contentious Comic Sans font. Yes, that guy
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who killed Seattle Police Officer found mysteriously dead in prison. Well, there's probably not a big mystery here
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop Admiral Benbow and his luxurious locks
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Apparently, a furious Clark Griswold now drives for UberEats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump will receive the standard briefing on how to order a nuclear attack before being sworn in. With previous presidents, this is a sobering moment. Outlook unclear for Trump's sobriety
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Seriously, who would want to steal a concrete buffalo? FARK: He was too weak to carry it back to his vehicle
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Bombshell CBO report indicates ACA repeal will preserve coverage of 2 million more plans than previously anticipated
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gov Paul LePage declares that John Lewis should be more respectful of white people and needs to understand Civil Rights history. Seriously
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Billy Corgan: "I hate to make the most obvious point: if you've got 10 billion dollars, you're not hiring hookers"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
For reasons that have absolutely nothing to do with record breaking low approval numbers and tanking approval data, trump's inauguration will be a low key affair. Because that's Trump alright - low key and not ostentatious/gaudy at all
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An enormous anomaly has been spotted on Venus. This is not to be confused with that equally enormous anomaly on Uranus. Seriously, get that thing looked at
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Sun January 15, 2017
(CNBC)