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394 headlines found matching 'IOU'
Tue September 30, 2014
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former CNN anchor Piers Morgan moves up the corporate ladder with a real gig at MailOnline, will now be taken seriously
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens to someone who drinks a fifth of Jack Daniel's in 13 seconds? He's ready to assume his admin duties on Fark.com, obviously
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(Human Events)
 
 
 
ACLU and Institute for The Blindingly Obvious team up on study that finds government employees and politicians get preferential treatment from the TSA simply for being government employees and politicians and everyone else is like diseased cattle
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New iPhones are actually sturdier than 32-bit toy phones. In other obviousness, Fandroids are more likely to believe one idiot on YouTube than scientific tests
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California: 'Someone who is drunk, drugged, unconscious or asleep cannot grant consent.'
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Sun September 28, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
But seriously, who the fark takes an 11-year-old to a night club at 1am
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Super Cali so litigious, Uber is the focus. Even German judges say it's something quite atrocious"
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(52)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 5, it's Roger Corman's Gunslinger, which stars Beverly Garland & John Ireland and features catfights. Joel, Servo, and Crow deliver a memorable, hilarious episode. "You know... the BEEF ROAST in the oven"
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(18)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man charged with carrying a concealed weapon months after man filed a federal lawsuit over his original arrest in the matter. City attorney swears that the charges were in no way retaliation for the lawsuit. Seriously guys, they are unrelated
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Auto crash video site intended to promote traffic safety becomes viral sensation after being repurposed to display videos of glorious outdoor scenery. "The current big hit is footage titled the 'Dawn of Gifu'"
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Fri September 26, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Let it be known Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Marked), if the GOP wins the Senate you are in their crosshairs with your precious little Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
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Thu September 25, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pope "getting serious" about Church sexual abuse, presumably after "jokingly self-deprecating" didn't pan out
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(82)
 
(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Dreams of Gene Roddenberry's future dimmed as Commerce Department furiously refuses to accept team-building exercise between government and contract workers over a Star Trek matinee
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(9)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Geophysicists find Earth's magnetic field is weakening 10 times faster than previously thought, which may lead to magnetic north and south poles flipping, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria
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Wed September 24, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Step 1: Take Ken doll. Step 2: Dress him like religious figure. Step 3: Prophet
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(34)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court: Voter ID law is legal, vacate your previous decision Judge: Fark that, I answer to my oath not to you
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(190)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Pope takes strong stand against covering yourself with other people's various bodily fluids
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(43)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Obviously a whack job
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(20)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Photoshop this precarious path
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(23)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
CDC tells airlines to treat all bodily fluids as though they are infectious. Just like passengers treat the food
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Tue September 23, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Religious non-profits: This is the church, this is the steeple, open the doors and...ban contraceptives everywhere for everyone
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(212)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently "Don't bite the hand that (literally) feeds you" is a tough idiom to translate into Korean, or North Koreans are far stupider than previously thought as the NK coast guard seizes a Chinese fishing boat and demands a ransom for its return
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(120)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC announces ambitious new population control initiative that's going to go fully viral in West Africa by the end of the year
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Mon September 22, 2014
(ABC)
 
NewsFlash
 
US airstrikes get Syrious
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The intruder who evaded Secret Service and bolted into the White House on Friday had 800 rounds of ammunition and various weapons -- including a machete." How many rounds can you load into the machete's magazine?
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(Mark Evanier)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Popeye not having a pipe is a PC conspiracy" Comic & cartoon writer: "Let me introduce Free Market Man to another superhero: Captain Obvious"
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Sun September 21, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Crosby and Malkin to miss Penguins training camp. Crosby had a previous engagement donating sperm and Malkin will be busy blatantly violating professional standards of objectivity and fairness
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(22)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Apparently GM found 221,000 cars that escaped all previous recalls
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(20)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you behind the ape ball? Do you feel your life is nothing more than a vicious circus? Well, welcome to the world of malapropisms and mangulation of the English language
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(264)
 
(The Dispatch)
 
 
 
The cruel inhumane ingenious bastard who invented the sweet savory brain-freezing torment of our childhoods, has passed away at the way too young age of 74
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Sat September 20, 2014
(WHAM Rochester)
 
 
 
New York state officials are "hoping" this September's hunting season will help significantly drop the Canada geese population, are "open" to using small tactical nukes if that's what it takes to get rid of the obnoxious honking shiatrats
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(48)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Elitist residents of Machester-by-the-sea regret changing the name of their pretentious village of snobs from simple Manchester
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
How Nixon, Joyce Nalepka, and The War On Drugs™ saved us all from the insidious menace of the McCoke spoon
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(81)
 
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Brothers fight each other with sticks over stolen okra, landing them in deep gumbo. Okra, serious business
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Fri September 19, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
A note to parents: don't let your children drink the delicious juice inside E-Cigarettes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine foods you should never eat when you're drunk. Because you're so conscientious about following good advice when you're loaded
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(19)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"And then there are the comments about my most recent piece from the very open-minded, tolerant, and not at all religiously fanatical readers of the website Fark.com, which are incredibly illustrative". Click to see which submitters were called out
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Thu September 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC news crew attacked and has all their electronics wiped while reporting on the funerals of Russian soldiers who all mysteriously died from training accidents involving Ukrainian bullets
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin steps up to stump for the Democratic Party, leaving fourteen rising Democrats dead of various causes
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Wed September 17, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
From the "Seriously, what the fark is wrong with people?" File: women increasingly undergoing plastic surgery to remove their "boot bulge" which is basically any suggestion that the human calf is rounded in any way
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
$68 million in meth and heroin smuggled in fish shipment. Customs officials reportedly became suspicious as the frozen fillets were still twitching
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Hobby Lobby decision, answering questions from the government about labor practices now qualifies as violating someone's sincerely held religious beliefs
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(130)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Somebody seriously needs to stage an intervention for Neil deGrasse Tyson. He just keeps making stuff up
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Tue September 16, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
The most beautiful, artfully tinted picture of contagious DISEASES THAT WILL KILL YOU ON THE SPOT. Mostly
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There is a fine line between "devoutly religious" and "unmedicated." Claiming that NASA's Voyager space probe proved that homosexuality was an abomination before God probably crosses that line
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(156)
 
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts from Neil Cavuto: Kirk Cousins played really good after RGIII got hurt, therefore Hillary won't be president. Seriously
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(73)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Performers stage diving during a concert can be cool, but it's recommended to be done on purpose and while conscious
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(34)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
In defiance of Catholic Church tradition, a rebel priest marries 20 couples, some of who were already living together or had previously been married. And by "rebel priest", I mean "Pope Francis"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The person appointed to investigate corruption is being investigated for corruption. Obvious: FIFA
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
It's not surprising that there are UFO-based religious orders out there. It's not even that surprising that there are, in fact, quite a decent number of them. What may be surprising is that several of them are flourishing and gaining new members
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Religious conservatives ban teaching of evolution in schools
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
CEO of Fox News, Roger Ailes has been getting on demand police service and 24/7 security to for his home for years, regardless of whether or not he is in any obvious danger, oh and it's on your dime of course
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Mon September 15, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Prosecutors go full "Al Capone" and indict a Phoenix man for tax evasion who is suspected of killing his wife and three business associates, all of whom were mysteriously gunned down and had huge life insurance policies benefiting him
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN) wants the White House to work with local communities to prevent religious radicalization. If only the White House had someone with experience in community organizing
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(42)
 
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
"Pennsylvania trooper killed in deadly ambush now conscious, talking"
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(84)
 
(Some Warlock)
 
 
 
Woman opens a witchcraft shop in an English town and gets... a gracious welcome and support from the townsfolk
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Sun September 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"This was a vehicle owned by the National Crime Agency, the so-called 'British FBI,' put in place to fight the likes of terrorists and serious, serious gangsters - and yet they don't seem to have grasped the basics of crime prevention"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So many pedestrians are using cell phones while walking while completely oblivious to things around them that cities have begun putting lanes on sidewalks specifically for them
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Walter White she's not. High school chemistry teacher arrested for various date rape drug "recipes" as well as possession of meth, GHB, and other drugs. "She was really nice. I think she was a good teacher"
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(48)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Django Unchained actress "detained" and cuffed for kissing husband while black. Fark: That is exactly what happened. Ultra-Fark: That is exactly what happened. Obvious: That is exactly what happened (Some Not safe for work content in article)
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(916)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Woman's home invaded by mysterious blue lights: "They are not reflections, they move unrelated to the camera, they move when the camera is still. They move faster than the camera, though many seem to be straight, they're not all straight" (w/video)
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Sat September 13, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Fabulous news, everyone: Study finds religious groups now more accepting of homosexuality
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(49)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Four Crimean combat dolphins with possible kamikaze training have been relocated to therapy centers to treat serious children's diseases as "cerebral palsy, mental disorders and psychological stress"
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(48)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Guinness awards world's record to man for having the largest Doctor Who collection. Obviously, his mom's basement is bigger on the inside
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wondered how deliciously awkward Star Wars' final throne room scene would be if all the accompanying music was removed? Here you go
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(35)
 
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
2000 Ford Taurus station wagon vandalized. FTA: "This hot rod of a car of mine seems to attract petty thuggery, obviously due to envy"
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish researchers claim a major breakthrough in turning solar or wind-generated electricity into a safely store-able hydrogen-based fuel, saying the new process is 30 times faster than previous methods
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Thu September 11, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Three crew members of the International Space Station landed safely in glorious republic of Kazakhstan early this morning. Very nice
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas official freaks out over "Meatless Monday." Hey, maybe Todd just likes to eat a lot of meat. I'm sure if he saw a nice sausage right now he'd get down on his knees and praise it before swallowing some glorious, delicious meat
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(72)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Annoyed by Twitter leak, Zack Synder releases photo of the "real" Batmobile. B-man is packing serious heat these days
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(107)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
McDonald's Japan customers staying away, thanks to Chinese food scandals relating to aged McNuggets. "I don't care if I eat (expired meat), but those with smaller bodies could be seriously affected"
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(6)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
You know what else plays in Peoria? Highly contagious Norwegian scabies
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(32)
 
(DL Central)
 
 
 
Destiny players "furious over inability to explore Uranus." Yeah, we're just gonna leave this one here
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(23)
 
(Public Finance (UK))
 
 
 
This just in from the hardworking folks at the Institute of the Blindingly Obvious: "Public don't trust politicians to keep election promises"
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(23)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to land a plane in an emergency. Surely you can't be serious
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(28)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ray Rice to be unceremoniously removed from Madden '15, because even EA is too good for him
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(40)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
13-year-old DC girl is a child piano prodigy who has won prestigious music competitions all over the world, but since she's had to miss ten days of school to travel to these competitions and perform, according to the DC Public Schools, she's a truant
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(183)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The obvious answer is "everything"
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(72)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you live in Atlanta and are anywhere close to the CDC Medical Center, you might want to seriously start considering moving somewhere safer. Like Detroit
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(118)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
New emoji app will let you text pictures of delicious sandwiches to your friends
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ruben Navarrette: I know what will get immigration reform done - elect the GOP. Hey, stop laughing, I'm being serious here you know
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(77)
 
(KVOR Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
If you want to rob a bank, you should at least bring something to carry the money in because police get suspicious when they see money just falling out of someone's pants
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(9)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Religious leader claims Russian President Vladimir Putin is under Jon Lovitz's spell
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(35)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
"The great allies of infectious diseases in the world are no longer poverty or dirt, but the global anti-vaccination movement"
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(103)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What food item(s) would you solely subsist upon if you could without deleterious effect?
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(305)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Peppa Pig peeves pork proscribers, pious pinheads prepare petition, panic preemie patrons
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(40)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"The two squared off in the parking lot with their respective weapons." Bottle returns: serious business
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(16)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Army can't track spending on $4.3b system designed to track spending. Ironic tag steps in for Obvious tag, whose whereabouts are unknown
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(14)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Peter Cushing in all his British glory. Giant fake monsters. Wild sci fi sets. A character named "Jubal the Ugly One". A partridge in a pair tree. Seriously just click the link already
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Will U2 be playing Apple's mysterious event being held on September 9th? More importantly, can that much smug and pretension be contained in one confined space when U2 and Apple combine?
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(33)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
As Joan Rivers is brought out of her medically induced coma, an anxious world holds its breath; one question on its collective mind "Can she talk"?
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(39)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton and Rudy Giuliani succeeded in large part because they were curious about other people different from themselves. Barack Obama prefers to look in the mirror
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(73)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
As we near the mid-terms, let's see how the Senate is shapin-OH DEAR GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY PRECIOUS
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least 17 mysterious fake cellphone towers being used to intercept calls in US: "What we find suspicious is that a lot of these interceptors are right on top of U.S. military bases." So yeah, maybe not so mysterious (pics)
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(110)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Serious Cena continue to Serious? Is Roman Reigns going to continue playing with cinder blocks like he's Mistake Worrell? Are Stock and Aftermarket Bella going to kiss and make up and maybe have a tickle fight on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA?
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Sun August 31, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada banning Citronella based insect repellants because it killed some lab rats when they drank it. DEET on the rocks still an acceptable, and might I add delicious, summer beverage. BOTTOMS UP... *twitch*
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(74)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Government; because you sometimes rent your farm out for weddings, it's no longer "private property", but a public utility, and you must allow gay weddings in your house, regardless of your religious beliefs
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(558)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Group of fundamentalist Jews forced to leave Guatemalan village, just as they were forced to leave Canada. And by forced they mean "over stayed their welcome by acting like religious fundamentalists"
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(118)
 
(Games.On.Net)
 
 
 
"I hope you'll be part of a glorious future where a game that treats women and LGBT groups with respect won't be held up as some weird oddity"
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(448)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: International conservative Christian conference takes place in right-wing evangelical church. News: After five previous venues had withdrawn their services. Fark: Including two Catholic churches. Tag is for the conference organisers
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(148)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is a real life Groot possible? The obvious answer to that question is "I am Groot"
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(83)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Leader of the Christian homeschooling movement thinks that the Duggars and other adherents of the "Christian patriarchy" and "Quiverfull" movements are "truly dangerous" religious extremists." The Pot also had some choice words for the Kettle
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(178)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who says that Obama is going to George Clooney's Italian wedding. I guess it's pretty serious
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(39)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jake 'The Snake' Roberts hospitalized with double pneumonia. No, seriously. That isn't just a codeword for "crack overdose"
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(31)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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(53)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Seven photography tips with smartphone doesn't include the obvious one
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(7)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Is Governor Rick Perry the Miley Cyrus of the GOP? No, seriously, this guy is asking. Fark needs a "wut" tag
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arkansas pizzeria under fire after "church bulletin discount" stokes religious fires and raises important issues like where they hell can you find edible pizza in Arkansas?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl shot in back with arrow, removes it herself and suffers no serious injuries. Father, wearing horn-rimmed glasses, has no comment
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(93)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Ministry of Culture releases list of movies all Russians should watch. Apocalypse Now makes the cut, Rocky IV curiously missing
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(37)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal lawsuit claims zoning codes are discriminatory if applied to religious groups. Subby plans to open faith-based oil refinery in upscale residential neighborhood
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(101)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eight ways to impress on your first day at a new job. The "water cooler filled with gin and vermouth" trick mysteriously absent
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(10)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
IGN unveils new insta-ban feature to prevent 'toxic player behaviour' in League of Legends, such as excessive verbal abuse, racism, misogyny and homophobia. Man, EVERYBODY is jumping on this misogyny bandwagon now
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(269)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
FCC is taking seriously the overwhelming number of f*cks that were given about net neutrality
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(104)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Warner reportedly has a "no jokes" policy for DC Comics movies. Why so serious?
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(170)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google finally releases 64-bit version of their browser. When asked why it took so long they said that obviously Chrome wasn't built in a day
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pilot and his co-pilot have spotted a mysterious orange and red glow over the Pacific Ocean near the Russian peninsula of Kamchatka. "[It was] the creepiest thing so far in my flying career"
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(121)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
RUSSIAN SOLDIER: "No, seriously, this is all just a big mistake. I totally meant to go left at Albuquerque"
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember that mysterious bombing in Libya last week? No? Well we found out who bombed. Egypt and the UAE. The UAE? The UAE has their own bombers? I thought they just catapulted prisoners and had them go "BOOM" when they hit?
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC learns that people with Ebola have been lying to them about not having Ebola. CDC officials became suspicious when the supposedly Ebola-free patients started bleeding from their eyeballs
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(90)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The best part of last night's Emmy Awards was Weird Al's hilarious dance number, which parodied the past fifty-plus years of award shows. With a bonus appearance from Andy Samberg as King Joffrey
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(61)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Six obvious reasons why this will not be greenlit, not included: this is a repeat to a similar but more complex article
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(12)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cue Captain Obvious: "Hotels across America are expected to rake in a record $2.25 billion in revenue from add-ons and hidden fees - a rise of 6 per cent from last year and nearly double a decade ago"
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(61)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's girlfriend claims they were lovers in 32 previous lives and he's the sanest guy on TV
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(71)
 
(KMTV Omaha)
 
 
 
Cops close to solving armed robbery at Wet 'n' Wild after following curious trail of wet footprints and ice cream drips
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(15)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The time has come for everyone to enjoy the deliciousness of boxed wine"
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(178)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Wife reads about a notoriously stubborn MGM Grand slot machine online and tells her husband to play it, and becomes the best wife ever after they win the $2.4 million jackpot
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(37)
 
(Life News)
 
 
 
After SCOTUS says that corporations can't be forced to violate their religious beliefs with Obamacare mandates, Obama decides to go after religious Non-Profits for not going along with the same mandates
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(138)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Precious snowflakes that spend their days playing with a smartphone might not develop social skills. Report fails to ask the obvious question of "with whom?"
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(33)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
If you wanna crown their ass, go ahead and crown them. They are who we thought they were. No seriously, the Seattle Seahawks are better than last year and it doesn't take a regular season game to prove it
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(82)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Boy makes audio recording of his teacher calling him a bastard. Judge rules that this is a serious violation of civil rights. Fark: the teacher's rights
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(107)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Suspicious substance causes shutdown of Fort Lauderdale Airport, reported to be the last ounce of passenger dignity
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ukrainian separatist leader, previously a science fiction author, claims he's living in his books. Which oddly makes sense, considering the fiction coming from both sides in the conflict
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(33)
 
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
A Lightsaber: an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Or a suspicious object on the side of the road that draws the bomb squad, either way
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(21)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
*NEWS FLASH* RCMP make massive weapons bust, 18 arrested (with hilarious pic of what a Canadian weapons bust looks like)
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(207)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Suicide tourism to Switzerland soars. Looks like people are taking the whole "death by chocolate" thing a bit too seriously
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(53)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"Top to bottom, Cleveland boasts arguably the East's deepest, most experienced depth chart." Ha ha ha ha... oh wait, you're serious? HA HA HA HA HA HA
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(69)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The media insisted on telling the same embarrassingly fraudulent story they had told in the Martin shooting: innocent teen, academically ambitious, minding his own business, profiled by racist white vigilante --this time cop
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(476)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The REAL Aflac duck reads the speech from Independence Day and it's just as gloriously funny as that sounds
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(21)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
How many therapy dogs can you claim before the neighbors start getting suspicious?
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(76)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NFL has decided that Super Bowl halftime is such a prestigious gig that the artist should pay the NFL for the right to perform
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(115)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Digital Ecologies Research)
 
 
 
Fark announces partnership with DERP. No, seriously
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(141)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Judge affirms you have the right to record cops who enter your home. Obviously, the cop who took a woman's laptop and deleted her recording disagrees
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(77)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"Even munching tater tots at a Sonic can be an expression of manifest destiny." Behold, the most pretentious article ever written about eating a fast food cheeseburger
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(120)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Street cleaning in Vancouver B.C. is Serious business
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(36)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Me: Drew, you are obviously drunk. Drew: i DON'T CARE
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(35)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Straight-edge conservative blames drugs for Robin Williams' death, lashes out at South Park's Mr. Mackey, consarned hipsters for trivializing totally serious slogans like "Just Say No" or "Don't Do Drugs" as laugh lines
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(83)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It should be obvious that if you catch your ex in the backyard shed banging your German Shepherd you probably shouldn't eat any food she prepares
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swiss train crashes into ravine, seriously injuring five. On the positive side, it all happened precisely on schedule
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(16)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(Livestream)
 
 
 
LIVESTREAM: The "Hands Up Don't Shoot" rally in New York City is turning into a very unruly mob, mass arrests are about to occur (Not safe for work language in livestream, obviously)
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(395)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This tool will inject delicious soft liquid into your banana. No, that is not a euphemism
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
After years of Fark.com links highlighting this issue, the media finally gets serious in its PSAs: "Why power tools deserve respect: Seven tips to prevent amputation during DIY"
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(57)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
You know that sailor who stuck his tongue down that nurse's throat in Times Square on V-J Day in 1945? Turns out he was one of the day's less-obnoxious celebrants
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(53)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
"No plans for Canada invasion," Pentagon leader says after admitting they have plans to invade Canada. Obvious tag goes either way on this one
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(200)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but the universe has a lot less ultraviolet light than previously thought
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(50)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Teen dies by ingesting copious quantities of the deadly chemical compound, dihydrogen monoxide
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(69)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
So what does parenting look like in countries that aren't America, where children aren't treated like preciously fragile snowflakes who need ribbons for every half-hearted attempt and must be protected from every imagined boo-boo and meanness?
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(151)
 
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Death of the birds and the bees now attributed to pesticides and not marriage as previously thought
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(22)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Let's take a stroll through the "Hermit Kingdom" of North Korea with this film crew that the Supreme Leader has ever so graciously allowed for us to see everyday the life of its citizens
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(89)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how this guy managed to tame a vicious two-inch long Asian hornet and walk it on a leash like a dog, let him explain it to you
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(27)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Police: 'Man's body sent to recycling centre' is not suspicious
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(21)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, people are just tiny bit suspicious about those 280 Russian trucks headed to Ukraine as a "Humanitarian relief convoy" and exactly what they are carrying
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(45)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel got serious scientists to participate in their "Shark Week" pseudoscience disasters by a) lying to them about the true purpose of the interviews, b) later editing answers from unrelated questions together, c) all of the above
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(120)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Researchers who obviously have no idea how oil pricing works claim Keystone XL pipeline would lower oil prices by $3.00 per barrel
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(145)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some three letter agency tries to remove parts of public court transcript in a lawsuit over deleting evidence. Obvious tag looks incredulously at Asinine tag after it tries to redact itself from public view
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(21)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Father of PGP encryption states the obvious: The corporations giving you "free" services are gleefully in bed with every government on Earth
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(61)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The fight for Religious Freedom™ just ain't what it used to be
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(105)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh wait, you're serious
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(56)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The FCC wants YOUR input on the ATT/DirectTV & Comcast/TWC mergers. Stop laughing, they're serious and won't approve the deal unless you OK it. Also, the National Weather Service would like your input on Sunday's scheduled thunderstorm
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(55)
 
(City of Seattle)
 
 
 
Man tries to reenact Grand Theft Auto: Seattle in real life, with obvious consequences
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(11)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Science proves wine experts are the pretentious "bullshiat artists" they appear to be
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(47)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Some mysterious pilot flew his float plane underneath a traffic bridge on the Ottawa River yesterday afternoon, apparently just because he could. Tag is for you, sir (pics, video)
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(84)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"That means the world to me, everything I went through," says Ray Rice of pre-season applause from fans. And by "everything I went through," he means "beating my girlfriend unconscious and dragging her limp body out of an elevator"
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(61)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Cops find steroids after raiding home of a suspiciously muscled man
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After getting crushed 6-1 in the previous round, Celtic are through to the next round of the Champions League thanks to a technicality
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(36)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Missile strike directly in front of vehicle creates serious skid marks (w/video)
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(37)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The rich are richer than previously thought
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(48)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
"For a movie about talking reptiles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles takes itself way too seriously"
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(132)
 
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
Fatburger tosses the buns goes all-meat with new.... MOTHER OF GOD those buns look delicious
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(50)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Mmm. They're so moist and tender. They melt in your mouth. Because no one can resist the delicious taste of Schweddy Balls, now available online
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Double amputee soldier from Georgia, seriously injured while serving in Afghanistan, sets a world record for planche push-ups
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(8)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
CDC raises Ebola outbreak alert to Level One. Everybody panic. No, seriously. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(256)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Researchers make fruit flies perform aerobatics like victorious Spitfire pilots
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(13)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since it's obvious that Republicans are going to re-take the Senate, do we even need to bother with elections?
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(123)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Humans discover, accidentally kill, previously unknown species of dolphin
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(38)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researcher discovers delicious churros and sopapillas, finds diabetes related mutation in Mexican population
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA once used Nichelle Nichols to recruit female and ethnic astronauts, because seriously, who could resist Uhura in the mirror universe costume?
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(73)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Here is a guy who apparently just figured out Republicans prefer talking points to actual legislation. Obvious tag sprains eyeballs from rolling them so hard
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(37)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Nebraska is refusing to re-issue a woman's driver's license because they will not accept her IA marriage certificate to another woman as valid. Also say they are suspicious of anyone who would come BACK to Nebraska voluntarily
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(174)
 
(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Dustin Johnson suspended from the PGA Tour after positive cocaine test. Apparently golf officials became suspicious after he finished a round in under five hours
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chrissie Hynde says she used to smoke pot with John McEnroe when he played at Wimbledon. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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(70)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Old news: Google spend millions on huge mysterious barges. New and exciting: Google scrap barges without ever saying what they were for
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(62)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Man who accused Bryan Singer and several other men in Hollywood of sexual abuse gets served with a malicious prosecution lawsuit while using the bathroom at a casino. You can't evade process servers forever
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(45)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
From the Dept. of Holy Crap in the College of Religious Studies, Professor Irwin Corey, the world's foremost authority on everything, is still alive and just celebrated his 100th birthday. Abe Vigoda will be watching this thread closely
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(16)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 20-year-old model who previously lived as a boy sets sights on Miss World despite death threats: "I'd love to help other confused girls and boys who are scared to be themselves. Nobody should be ashamed to be who they want to be" (w/pics)
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(349)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hey guys let's go test our new ferry in seriously big waves with the front loading ramp down, 'cause that would be uncontrolled bowel evacuationy fun
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(20)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
California GOP candidate decides to live a week as a homeless man. Daily Kos diarist has a problem with this because obviously Jerry Brown should be unopposed for re-election
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(154)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Obvious: Grand Wizard of KKK chapter calls for the shooting of refugee children coming across the border. Fark: He's asking for black people to ally with the KKK to get this done
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(102)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Question raised whether North Carolina restaurant's discount is a violation of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 by discriminating against Christians who take the admonition of Matthew 6:5-6 seriously
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(88)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mysterious lake that suddenly appeared in a drought-stricken region of Tunisia last month is being hailed a miracle by locals. Tests now show the lake is radioactive
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(97)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches delicious orange and blue lobster. The odds? 1 in 50 million
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(30)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Notorious R.B.G. loves it when you call her big Justice
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(23)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon and Tom Hiddleston have a serious bromance going on
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Judge tells world's worst pot grower to find a job he's better at than the drug trade: "I think you should seriously consider taking up another occupation because you are not very good at this one"
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(46)
 
(News West 9)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to write book about his father. Tentative titles include "50 shades of no new taxes", "Curious George and the Japanese Prime Minister's Lap" and "In the Shadow of Alzheimer's"
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I told my mother I was joining a dating website. She was curious and started checking it out. She is now pretending to be a 28 year-old woman and is catfishing a guy. And I'm not getting a single message. What do I do?
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(61)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sexy Hula Hoop Girl has some serious competition -- Sexy Staff Girl
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(26)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
68 of 71 Market Basket store managers formally demand reinstatement of the previous CEO or they'll walk
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(60)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"I love you more than all the world and have no hope of reward on earth or hereafter, so precious as that in your dear arms, in your thrilling lips, in your matchless breasts, signed, Warren G. Hardon
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(25)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
I'm a lesbian marrying a man. I'm not a heterosexual. I am not a bisexual. I am still a lesbian. A pregnant lesbian. And marrying the man I fell in love with. Stop oppressing me. Seriously. You're doing it again
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(275)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
Five obvious principles of human nature that baffle liberals
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(178)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Serious drinker lists 18 overrated beers that survive only on their cult status
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(85)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Columnist believes the GOP is now the "party of reform." Oh wait, he's serious
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(181)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Giving oral sex to your boyfriend in a parking lot at Walmart in Louisiana is obviously okay, as long as you don't leave your kids locked in a hot car while doing it
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(153)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't know what illegal grilling is, but apparently it's pretty damn serious in New York
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(111)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Dad furious after Wal-Mart refuses to sell him beer because he was shopping with his 15-year-old daughter
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(296)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Here is the only negative review of Guardians of the Galaxy (so far), but what's even stranger is this critic claims Marvel movies are built on "an unshakeable foundation of self-seriousness"
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(84)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Hilariously accurate food slogans. Really, are Lay's potato chips anything but flavored air?
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(38)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
China's military has been weakened by corruption, bureaucracy and political indoctrination, and their lack of experience and discipline is a serious danger to the Asia-Pacific region. However, what the PLA lacks in training, they make up in numbers
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(101)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The reason why milk is located in the back of the grocery store? It's not as obvious as you think
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(190)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mysterious, repeated bursts of radio waves from space are baffling astronomers. "Nothing has been ruled out at the moment - not even the kind of outrageous claims you'd expect to see in tabloid headlines"
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(50)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese newscaster, who previously admitted to not knowing what PowerPoint was, suggests that residents facing power outages during heatwave use electric fans to stay cool. This guy is like the anti-Romero or something
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(42)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
River in China mysteriously turns blood-red overnight
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(91)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Seriously North Korea, that's what you think a hamburger looks like?
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(181)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Please note: there are several useful things one can say when running into a convenience store while billowing smoke and flames, but "I'm on fire" is really just stating the obvious
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(37)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann: Mark us down for the glorious whole experience of 2016
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(163)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
A flock of 400 quail, 21 pheasants, 19 partridges, seven chickens, two pigeons and a parrot sounds delicious until you realize they were being kept in one house
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(39)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
A rather laborious thing to go through just to save the bride's wedding day, ya think? (Some Not safe for work images on article page)
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Five Russian girls - simple harmony, pure singing. Infectious joy
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Open Table names 30 best BBQ restaurants and, well, bless their poor, dear, sweet little hearts, they do try so very, very hard. (Southern FARKers: uninstall this app if you have it. These people are obviously idiots.)
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(432)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Why Parents of Young Children Can NEVER Sleep In...No, Seriously
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(44)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Woman hospitalized in serious condition after attempting to park
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(20)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Experts say social media can feed into Munchausen by proxy syndrome. I hope this goes green, because my son is mysteriously sick and we can't figure out what's wrong, and seeing his old dad get a greenlight full of sympathy would really help
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(65)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
IRS-gate, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, birth certificates, teleprompters, Syria, Libya, White House gardens, $250 million fleet deployments, lobster dinners, endless vacations: Will we ever know the truth about all the Obama scandals?
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(198)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pro-Gaza protest in Paris unexpectedly turns into anti-Semitic rioting by youths of studiously omitted nationality and religion
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(214)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland unveils plan to use bicycles to deliver supplies after Cascadia earthquake destroys bridges and roads. FARK: They are evidently serious
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(176)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Horrifying video of huge dog locked in a life or death battle with a vicious cat. There can be only one cute pet
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(33)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Obvious: Fighting breaks out over Gaza. WTFark: In Calgary?
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(69)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dealing a serious blow to their postseason chances, the San Diego Padres trade their closer to the Angels
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(20)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
This just in: Kids from religious backgrounds have a hard time differentiating between reality and fiction
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(287)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Police were called to the Wal-Mart when loss prevention saw a suspicious man lunge to the ground, take out his flip phone, and lunge underneath a woman wearing a skirt. He then continued following her and taking upskirt photos"
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(49)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Director announced for The Ring 3. Plot expected to revolve around mysterious videotape that no one can watch because no one knows what a VCR is
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(20)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Pull up your fainting couch, apparently the U.S. Supreme Court is not comprised of scientists, as is evident in these hilarious useless comments as they've handed down tech decisions over the years
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(92)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Silly Putty - Serious stuff. Hardly silly
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Radio host calls Erin Andrews 'a gutless b----' after allowing Adam Wainwright to backtrack on Derek Jeter remarks. "How is that social media's fault? I seriously hate her so much. Social media is the reason she has a big house"
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(103)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Arena Football League stalwart franchise Orlando Predators forgot to renew OrlandoPredators.com. The obvious happened, and visitors now see Orlando predators
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(21)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If Richard Branson's massive wealth, luxurious golden locks, or devil-may-care grin can't persuade you to give up meat, nothing will
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(146)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Re-education camps for smokers are the next obvious step
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(263)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Fort Worth TX greenlights distillery on old golf country club grounds amid complaints from neighbors that the area will become overrun with noisy, obnoxious drunk assholes who hang around for hours
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(50)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
No matter how drunk and obnoxious your buddy is, if he falls off a cliff you have a legal obligation to call authorities for help
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(55)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Which league will win home field advantage? Will this be a four hour Derek Jeter Lovefest? Why do I still ask obvious questions when I submit these headlines? It's your official MLB All Star Game Thread (7:30pm est on Fox)
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(521)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Archaeologists say massive elephant ancestor once roamed free in North America where early inhabitants found it intimidating, delicious
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(22)
 
(WSBT Mishawaka)
 
 
 
New ruling in Indiana allows for non-religious weddings. In other news, apparently it was illegal to have non-religious weddings
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(22)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
26,000 British children ages 5 to 9 have been hospitalized in the past year for a) rotten teeth b) seriously, it really is rotten teeth c) fark's sake, these kids' teeth make Shane MacGowan look like an Osmond
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(93)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russell Stover about to have a serious Lindt problem
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(35)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Best Korean advances to World Cup final. Most Glorious Exalted Leader Kim Jong-un has already scored 32 goals in the first 2 minutes over the capitalist dogs
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(28)
 
(ACLU)
 
 
 
Latest cybersecurity bill: poses serious threats to our privacy...yep. Gives the government extraordinary powers to silence potential whistleblowers,... oh hell yeah. Exempts from transparency laws..... stop, drop and roll baby, it's in there
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: "I can beat Hilary Clinton." Oh wait, you're serious, let me laugh even harder
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(61)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Canadian high school student files complaint over a sex education class that teaches only abstinence, saying it is a "slut shaming course" that comes from a foundation of religious ignorance and fear
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(98)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fast 7 Furious 7 cuts a racing scene because they didn't want anyone else to die. So to recap, a movie about speedy cars will feature none
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(26)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For a few glorious years in the mid-1960s, the Green Monster showed the world what six wheels and the engine from an F-104 Starfighter could do
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(18)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Costco and Google, in a nefarious conspiracy, are out to get poor old Dinesh D'Souza
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(179)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your food probably contains delicious, tasty wood pulp
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(118)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Hobby Lobby ruling may have been terrible in that it set a precedent for giving companies the religious freedom to freely shove religion down your throat, but the Democrats see this as a way to save their asses in November
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(392)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Germany's 7-1 destruction of Brazil with Jim Ross WWF wrestling commentary - so hilarious it's suprising David Luiz didn't use a steel chair
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Terrorists in Iraq have chemical weapons, according to--wait, no, come back, I'm serious this time
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(73)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but following the Hobby Lobby ruling, some religious organizations are openly campaigning to make it legal to openly discriminate against gays. The good news is their next target is the reinstitution of slavery
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(320)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB tries to improve the Home Run Derby by changing the rules, ignoring obvious solution of eliminating Chris Berman
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(45)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(IT World)
 
 
 
Here's why economists should learn C++, aside from the obvious social benefits
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(77)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Religious bakery tells customer it won't bake a Bert and Ernie cake because something.. something about gay marriage
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(650)
 
(Slicing Up Eyeballs)
 
 
 
The final four Siouxsie and the Banshees albums will receive the deluxe treatment and be released this fall, claims bassist Steven Severin
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(41)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Man from New Hampshire goes to Kansas, manages to make it onto Fark with a seriously impressive police chase. Fark judges give this one a 9.7
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(61)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
There's only ONE option to take the place of an airheaded anti-vaxxer beauty queen *and* an avaricious flat-earther on "The View," you betcha
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(82)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Police cite Flavor Flav over a fireworks display that was more obnoxious than his clock necklace
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(15)
 
(The Moveable Fest)
 
 
 
Justin Lin talks about the four-hour-talk it took to convince Vin Diesel to come back to the Fast & Furious franchise, but only after looking at Vin's Dungeons & Dragons collection
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(48)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Budapest has learned that people will actually pay you to lock them in a room with no obvious way out
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(38)
 
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
For now, a corporation's religious beliefs don't count when it comes to contraception coverage in California
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(53)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Body language faux pas in business: Urinating on the person's desk to mark your territory like an Alpha wolf is suspiciously absent. Seriously, who writes this crap?
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republican governor of Maine met with a domestic terrorist movement to discuss hanging his political rivals for treason. No, seriously
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(54)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Braves, the Kansas City Chiefs, and the Washington Insensitive Name for Native Americans all have stadiums on land that was dispossessed from various Indian tribes
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(52)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
New York Jets quarterback Geno Smith: "I feel good about our team making a Super Bowl run". Everyone Else: Oh wait you're serious? Let me laugh even harder
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(58)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What company should be the one liberals love the most, for being socially conscious, paying amazing wages, etc. That's right the Hobby Lobby
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(273)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(BenSwann.com)
 
 
 
Albuquerque Police officer's lapel camera has its third malfunction, but this time during a shooting instead of the previous two times where he only beat people up. Coincidence?
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(91)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Hoarder who previously had 636 cats confiscated by the humane society, defies court order and you can probably guess the rest from the Florida tag
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(34)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
To prove pet food is as nutritious as human food, woman will mange to live on it for a month
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(54)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"It should be obvious that flying a drone through a July 4th fireworks display is unsafe and illegal." With video from people with drones who obviously didn't get that memo
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(91)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
New study claims kangaroo first animal to use its tail as a leg. Obviously they've never seen subby in the shower
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(11)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Staggeringly hot, dresses like a '50s model, bakes some seriously freaky-ass pies - I think we've found Fark's perfect woman
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(81)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Brits praise the 8 foods they are glad Americans gave them like they were sliced bread. Link includes Fluffernutter and American Cheese, much like the previous list containing foods they hate
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(70)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scholar alleges Declaration of Independence has punctuation error that causes routine but serious misunderstanding of document. If you thought Jefferson simply wrote all men have right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, you're wrong. Period
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(113)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Prepare for even more obnoxious video ads in the Facebook newsfeed, doing away with computer speakers once and for all
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(24)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists discover consciousness on-off switch, eager to test it out in Washington, DC
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(42)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Airplane!" turns 34. Surely you can't be serious
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(183)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten questions to help you determine if your religious liberty is being threatened. Don't have time to answer 10 questions? Fine, here's the cheat sheet: It's not being threatened
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(172)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Female celebrity who went to rehab is suing the makers of GTA V. No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one - look, it's really obvious they were making fun of her
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(54)
 
(Chasing Green)
 
 
 
15 Uses for a mysterious substance called "leftover beer"
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(22)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"You mean you ate bug poop bee vomit honey?" my husband asked incredulously. "Yes, yes I did," I replied, "And, it was delicious"
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(41)
 
(Forward Progressives)
 
 
 
I see your Hobby Lobby and raise you Maurice's BBQ who refused to serve African-Americans due to 'religious beliefs'
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(277)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Great, now we have to revisit the whole "religious liberty" thing since Hobby Lobby is getting us one step closer to violating the establishment clause
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(98)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Isis leader calls for judges, doctors, engineers and people with military and administrative expertise to come help him form an Islamic state. Because everyone knows that educated people just LOVE moving to a desert religious hell hole
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(120)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court decision will cause the repeal of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act
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(158)
 
(The Dish)
 
 
 
Why does "religious freedom" only have to do with policing the sex lives of everyone other than straight men?
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(199)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
UFC Fight clips with commentary is the funniest thing on the internet. Seriously
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(46)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
NASA chief visiting California rocket factory today in theatrical bit about how the US is supposedly serious about sending people to space again
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(60)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fresh calls to lift US ban on that most delicious of foods, chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach
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(83)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Arsenic has been found to be 17 times more carcinogenic than previously believed. The EPA wants to tighten exposure standards. Naturally, a single Republican congressman has been able to derail everything
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(97)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton has serious money problems. Like most Americans, she has too much of it
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(92)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police became suspicious when they discovered a stripper pole in the middle of the barber shop
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(55)
 
(NPR)
 
NewsFlash
 
Supreme Court rules for-profit companies can have religious beliefs
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(1850)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Mike Myers to be featured alongside his various characters on CanadaPost stamp sheet this summer. No, "The Love Guru" won't be on there
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(30)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Sonic gets serious about competing with McDonald's and Burger King
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(124)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Prestigious private school provides morning-after pill to students. FARK: They run out of pills after one weekend
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(100)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Why you should feed your children organic food. Having a far lighter wallet is suspiciously not listed
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(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You cannot be serious
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(8)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Director Roberto Orci says Star Trek 3 will boldly go where the previous two movies haven't: Outer space
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(202)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You know that religious couple who hand out bibles instead of candy on Halloween? Apparently the bible wasn't clear on if it's wrong to beat your children and keep them chained in a basement dungeon for years
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(92)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know all those e-mail fwds and movies like "God's Not Dead" where a religious student owns a university professor? This is what happens when someone tries it in real life
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(65)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Supreme Court justice caught 69ing. Yes, seriously
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(54)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Police from four departments shut down the St. Thomas More Festival in Munster, IN, after a brawl breaks out . But what else do you expect when you have an event that caters to the notoriously rowdy fans of 16th Century English dynastic politics?
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(38)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If the apartment you rent over a garage is only designed to hold six people, don't cram forty people inside for a religious celebration
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(68)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The most insidious thing about trickle-down economics isn't believing that if the rich get richer, it's good for the economy. It's believing that if the poor get richer, it's bad for the economy"
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(273)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Teachers will be protesting Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's meddling in their business. You know they're serious because they're doing it during summer vacation
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(137)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Catholic church realizes that no one takes their teachings on sex seriously, despite priests being such positive role models
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(67)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
What do you do when 911 won't help after you lock yourself out of your car? Start a bakery fire, obviously
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP divided on Export-Import bank. Seriously? This is what they first get divided over post-Cantor?
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(71)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Endless looping math gifs are seriously trippy
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(35)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nine of the most expensive things you can find on Amazon. Monster Cables suspiciously absent
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(91)
 
(KMTR Eugene)
 
 
 
High school student testifies before Senate Finance Committee, tells them the obvious: "Higher education is only for the privileged, and that needs to change right now"
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(307)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Solving all its other problems, Malaysian Government claims religious trademark on God ©
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(83)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Wife of "dreamy mug shot man" furious about his Internet fame. Fark agrees, points Internet to hundreds of way hotter mug shots
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(82)
 
(Some Daily Planet)
 
 
 
Bemused newspaper dutifully reports on the rise of a new crimefighter in Gays Mills, Wisconsin. Someone took their Champions character a little too seriously
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The biggest corporation (by revenue) in each state is obvious for Arkansas, Texas and Michigan. Now try and guess Washington, California and New Jersey
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(59)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Didn't we learn ANYTHING from Poltergeist? (Besides never make a Poltergeist III, obviously)
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(56)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Corpus Christi Caller-Times)
 
 
 
Mass graves discovered in desert hellhole, known for its religious extremists. Is it: A) Iraq? B) Syria? C) Texas?
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(170)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tree-hugging, animal loving activist and member of various pro-animal groups admitted to feeding black bears in his neighborhood, including the one who viciously attacked his neighbor. Sadly, he received no prison time for his idiocy
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police arrest 25 people against goodness and normalcy at suspicious, drug-fuelled ceremony
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(24)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Article reminded subby that it's time for Florida's long overdue revamp of its state flag to the silhouette of a man bearing down on two pit bulls with nun-chucks as the dogs viciously attack another man
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(59)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mysterious sea creature in Gulf finally identified after 2 years thanks to unusual sex organ. After confirming it wasn't your mom, they found it to be a placental jellyfish usually found in the Antarctic that was checking what warm water feels like
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(34)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
Three amateurs decide to move alligator off the road, ends exactly like you'd think. Obvious tag trumps dumbass
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(43)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New study contends that fish are tool users, feel pain, have long memories, deserve better treatment from us, are absolutely delicious when drizzled with olive oil, lime juice, grilled for 3-4 minutes, and served with a side of pineapple salsa
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama has issued the fewest executive orders of any President since Grover Cleveland in the 1890s. Obviously, this means he can't even be a lawless, power mad dictatorial usurper correctly
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans think George Washington would support marriage equality since he never doinked his wife and raised her kids from a previous marriage as his own
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(55)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, competitive fishing is serious business, as evidenced by this man who used bleach to kill off $20,000 worth of his competitor's bait fish
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to distract from his distraction from Benghazi, Obama takes custody of one of the guys who killed a border patrolman during Fast and Furious, which in hindsight was also a distraction from Benghazi
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(49)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The green movement has become a "combination of extreme political ideology and religious fundamentalism rolled into one." says Green Peace founder
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(90)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan and Dan Savage agree: Antigay activists are 'worried that dicks are delicious'
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(115)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Wedding bands suck, and wedding DJs are just as bad. So what's the alternative? It's more obvious than you think
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(135)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A sample of entries in the National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest 2014. And yeah, there are some seriously awesome pictures here
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(48)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rachel Maddow: Dick and Liz Cheney descend into self-parody with 'obnoxious' Iraq advice
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Licensed figurines released by Mattel ahead of 2016's 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice' movie reignites ultimate nerd argument: who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman? Spoiler alert: Batman. Obviously
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Harley Davidson is introducing an electric motorcycle, so you'll just have to make those loud, obnoxious noises with your mouth to show everyone how cool you are
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Wed June 18, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight ways to make your morning more pleasant and productive. This list can't be right because it says nothing about drinking a bloody mary to take the edge off of the previous night's activities
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(25)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie still fapping to the War on Drugs. "That picture of Christie sucking up to The Imperious Pig Nixon is enough to make me puke"
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The FBI has a hilariously outdated glossary of internet slang words. ROFL
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(96)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Here is an updated outlook for the US after defeating Ghana. Detailed descriptions of each possible scenario to the left, rants about how your drunken explanation in a previous thread was better to the right
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(63)
 
(Uganda Independent)
 
 
 
If you know someone who knows someone who knew someone who had numbers appear on their skin, and died after that number of days... doctors say you're a superstitious idiot in a third-world country
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(29)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man tells cops he was "only joking" when he doused his wife with gasoline and tried to set her on fire, then threatened her with knives when he couldn't get a spark. Yeah, that's hilarious
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(55)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California salmon migrating by truck this year, say all that swimming is too hard and uncomfortable compared to the luxurious climate controlled American made cab of a Ford F-150
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(31)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Utah has rejected 995 vanity plates for various reasons, including perceived obscenities and overt obscenities. Here's a look at what they found offensive
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(109)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky town, tired of higher gas prices than surrounding areas, turns to the only obvious solution: socialism
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The ten most religious states in the U.S. are also the ten states that have the worst schools, highest rates of obesity, lowest life expectancy, lowest overall health, lowest minimum wage and of course highest consumption of online pornography
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(110)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Yo' cousin's so fat he stores all of his marijuana in his stomach fat rolls. No, seriously
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Sun June 15, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
News: Search for missing kayaker called off. Good news: Because they found him, alive and well. Fark: At home, oblivious to the search
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(8)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Leftiest POTUS ever obviously in the pocket of Big Labor after ordering end to Pennsylvania transit strike
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan feels envious of Vietnam as role model, mostly over how Vietnamese stand up to Chinese provocation over territorial claims while Japanese hesitate to confront China
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Sat June 14, 2014
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 174, with Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson vs Ali Bagautinov for the flyweight title. Also Rory MacDonald vs Tyron Woodley. Early prelims at 7 PM ET on Fight Pass. Prelims at 8 PM ET on FX, main card at 10 PM ET on PPV
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches one in 30 million delicious yellow lobster
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(19)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cougar hides in Mountain View neighborhood for nine hours. Young men urged to be cautious in case it returns
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