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Mon May 02, 2016
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do horses know they're racing? Obviously the answer is no, but here's an article trying to convince you otherwise
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Curious if you've paid too much for your airline tickets? Yes, there's now a handy formula
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain says quality of NYC restaurants is much higher now than when he was in the business, credits "frequently hilarious celebrity-chef phenomenon" for inspiring chefs to bring their A game to guests who don't just order the chicken
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Sun May 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bison burger poised to become the official US sandwich. Why isn't there a Delicious tag?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seven new animal species discovered in Bolivia. Researchers describe them as "delicious"
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Fri April 29, 2016
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
XCOM 2 is getting more content from the makers of the previous XCOM's Long War mod, including more aliens to miss 95% shots with
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
New Will Ferrell movie which hilariously focuses on Reagan's Alzheimer's condition is not going over well with the Reagan kids
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(Salon)
 
 
 
An interview with the always hilarious Larry Wilmore, who discusses the danger of Trump, the excitement of Obama, and hosting the White House Correspondents Dinner
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are some of the most religious states in the nation. Curiously, they also have the highest teen birth rates in the nation
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
School cop who obviously doesn't read Fark investigates 13-year-old for counterfeiting after she tries to pay for lunch with a $2 bill
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Chicken wings. Serious business
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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(Google)
 
 
 
Is it considered inhumane to boil a lobster? If so, why does adding butter make torture taste so delicious?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seriously, guys...I can quit goldfarming any time I want. I just don't want to
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Wed April 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I wouldn't say we are out there looking for it," says 49er GM of possible Kaepernick trade, "Not out loud. But we are obviously extremely desperate at this point"
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"One would think we could celebrate the recognition that Harriet Tubman will be given on future $20 bills without demeaning former President Andrew Jackson as a monster..." One has obviously never met a liberal
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against "malicious erections." Your inner 5-year-old approves
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chicken farm holds impromptu fried chicken dinner after 100,000 birds go up in flames. "It smelled delicious"
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
'Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh?' It's started
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Noted scientist and star of Sidekicks Chuck Norris is really sad and upset that no one is taking his nonsensical ramblings about chemtrails seriously
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ken Ham continues to prove that his religious beliefs are, at best, indefensible
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Yachts are so last year. The Mega-rich can now relax in an ultra-luxurious £1.6 billion submarine
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
It is now legal in Oklahoma to forcibly sodomize someone who is drunk or incapacitated. No, seriously, it is
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan left Live because Kelly Ripa was picking on him. No. Seriously
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
In a bid to gain legitimacy as a serious competition, professional StarCraft now has its own match-fixing scandal
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"A lot of producers are making claims about how their products were grown that are outlandish and just not true." Organic weed. Serious business
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Carlos Gomez broke a bat over his knee like it was no big deal. That takes some serious strength
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There's a question you might want to ask a woman. The question might be on the tip of your tongue and you might be dying to know the answer. But seriously, just don't
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a 100-km-long lake previously unknown to humanity
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
All of them, obviously
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Fri April 22, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Woman leading Flint water lawsuit murdered. This is also not suspicious or anything
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Thu April 21, 2016
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
Flint Water Department employee found dead. That's not suspicious or anything
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
First rule of PodShare, a new co-working and co-living space in downtown Los Angeles is: No sex in the bunks. Besides this obvious social rule the place is pretty weird, but not in a culty networking way
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(KEYC Mancato)
 
 
 
Need to give your employees a bonus but don't want to pay cash? Obviously, the clear choice must be meth
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Forensic hair analysis found to be on par with phrenology when it comes to scientific accuracy: "Since 1989, 74 people have been sentenced to hard time for serious crimes as a result of hair analysis, only to later be exonerated by DNA analysis"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
During the kisscam at the Atlanta Hawks vs Boston Celtics game, one girl gives her true love, her pizza, some serious affection
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Bad: Teaching 10-year-olds to behead their enemies. Fark: In Australian public schools. WTFark: Christian religious education
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
If you're an artist and the Governor's Office of Highway Safety gives you a grant to make comic books for school children about bike safety, the obvious thing to do is make graphic comic books with gruesome, twisted stories
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Serious defect found in Chrysler vehicles: They're Chrysler vehicles
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Rare medieval plainsong unearthed at Norfolk Cathedral behind cover of religious text. Musicologists say it's got a beat and you can do the St Vitus Dance to it
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert delivers stunning takedown of North Carolina's bigotry, giving a serious, impassioned speech on tolerance while Robert E. Lee and Abraham Lincoln make out directly behind him
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Florida, AKA "America's Australia" has a serious dragon problem
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mitsubishi says fuel economy figures are an aspiration only, and you really shouldn't take them too seriously. Nothing to see here
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren to Ted Cruz: "Oh, wait. You're serious? Let me laugh even harder"
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rebellious baby
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
New Netflix time travel series, created by SG1 series creator and starring Eric McCormack. Characters travel through time by sending their consciousness' into people. Not at all like Quantum Leap. (Just hire Scott Bakula and get it over with)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Invertebrate consciousness: Would you like to know more?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a success rate of 1%, the 100-mile Barkley Marathons in eastern Tennessee is considered the world's hardest race. "You don't come here to be victorious, you come here to be humiliated"
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
On the "Never Suspicious" list of voter suppression: 44,000 Democrats who were moved from active to inactive voter status and 70,000 Democrats removed from the inactive voter list in Brooklyn
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Well now that our illustrious New York presidential candidates have both voted it's off to races for some good old donkey/elephant poo flinging
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Professor: Welcome class to Mountaineering 101, Mountaineering here in Alaska is a very dangerous pursuit where we face dangers like rock-slides, avalanches, and of course ..Bear: OM NOM NOM NOM... Professor: well, that obviously
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's cofounders arrested for seditious activities, prep new flavor "Jailbird Crunch"
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(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Religious group sues San Francisco to remove outdoor urinals at public park. What a pisser
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rap musical wins a Pulitzer Prize. Not to put down "Hamilton" but subby thought the Pulitzer was a serious award. Broadway musicals can get Pulitzers?
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Mon April 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Realizing his last shot at a life of wealth and fame as an NFL quarterback was slipping away from him, Johnny Manziel gets serious, sober, and buckles down with a QB coach to improve his game. Just kidding, he's playing in the ball-pit at Coachella
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mysterious rider
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Millions of bees live on hotel roofs in San Francisco. Obvious tag says well duh, there's no way they could afford an apartment there
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Sappy and delicious headline of the day: Rescued calf becomes companion for blind cow who lost pig best friend
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp learns swimming is a mistake, so the boat heads for land. Alicia trusts the voice on the radio, Victor is mysterious, and Madison and Travis remain boring. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Here's an actual video of a Hillary Clinton speech to Goldman Sachs. Obviously it will destroy her candidacy because she sucks up to...wait...what...oh...it's actually really good
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Sat April 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dropping oil prices have helped return North Dakota to its previous state of being a desolate wasteland devoid of civilization, habitable land, or hope for the future. Raider and deathclaw attacks are said to be on the rise as well
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Other than the obvious -- Lord of the Rings, A Song of Fire and Ice, Harry Potter -- what other epic fantasy books should everyone be reading? It's your Saturday Book Thread, with a heaping dose of dragons, wizards and more
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The NBA's second season begins today with a furious foursome of games: Pacers @ Raptors, Rockets @ Warriors, Celtics @ Hawks, and Mavericks @ Thunder. Playoff action gets underway at 12:30 ET on ESPN
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
How do you save America's endangered black-footed ferrets? Obviously, it involves deploying UAVs to carpet-bomb Montana prairie dog colonies with peanut butter-flavored plague vaccine bomlets
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mysterious Chinese firm builds billion $ maybe electric car plant in Nevada. Plans to roll out mysterious vehicles in 2018
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Medium)
 
 
 
Before Portland became cool, it took civil defense seriously and implemented rock-solid plan to survive global thermonuclear war with USSR - by successfully evacuating 29,423 vehicles and 101,074 people from city core in less than one hour in 1955
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
All those "religious freedom" laws and "Bathroom Bills" that seem to have popped up simultaneously across the country? Turns out they've all been written by Kim Davis' lawyers
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
Most litigious man in the world sues Trump. No this is not about Kanye West
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There's cautious optimism, and then there's "we've already constructed a celebration room"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Kobe is putting the final touches on the least efficient high volume season ever. Previous holder of that mark was retirement year of Michael Jordan, so KB is one-upping MJ right to the end"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry is the obvious MVP, but I have a deadline to make
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
And the least surprising headline after the previous few days' worth of stories: Josh Gordon's reinstatement delayed
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Group of distant black holes are mysteriously aligned to spell out message. Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
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Mon April 11, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams cancels Mississippi concert over new religious law
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
Video
 
Oblivious snowboarder records big bear chasing her down the slopes
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Mysterious shake rattles North Carolina coast. Scientists say it could be earthquakes, fracking disturbances, or out of state businesses leaving town because of the new Religious Freedom law
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
You won't be taken seriously as a tiki bartender unless you have a fistful of cocktail umbrellas, a grass skirt, and a bottle of falernum
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The North Dakota Fighting Sioux, er Hawks are once again the kings of college hockey
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
They take their wine seriously in Spain. Like, guerilla war serious
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Sat April 09, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Bad Yelp reviews of churches are as hilarious as you'd expect--One Brooklyn church received two stars for turning into 'hipsterland.'
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Panama Papers reveal the previously public fact that Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman's brother's company does some lobbying work for a bank which is owned by the Bank of Russia. Save Ferris
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Carolina Governor Haley on the "Religious Freedom" bill the legislature is putting forward: "Who is this for, because no one in our state is asking for this"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
USS Gerald Ford set to join the fleet in September, when it will be promptly eaten by the USS Seawolf, the Connecticut, and the Jimmy Carter because it is delicious
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence reveals that she doesn't have a normal body and if she stays up too late she vomits. Oh she also reveals some serious cleavage
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Maker of Japanese popsicles in flavors like, grapefruit, spaghetti, and corn stew airs a national ad apologizing for raising the prices of their product by about $0.10 when they SHOULD be apologizing for those flavors, seriously, corn stew? WTF?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
They're crazy and they're kooky / Mysterious and spooky / They're all together ooky / Two escaped mental patients
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"There is still time for a serious third-party presidential run," claims The Atlantic, who fails to remember the Kang/Kodos incident of 1996
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Mysterious Planet Nine is giving NASA's Saturn probe a tug job
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Baseball stadiums race to make the most outrageous hot dog (w/ pics). Today's main bout features Sports tab vs. Business tab, the undercard is Obvious tag vs. Sick tag. There will be no true winners
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
School says religious freedom exempts male Muslim students from having to shake female teachers' hands in greeting. Difficulty: Switzerland
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's soft balls cause litigious father-daughter strife throughout New England
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Curious how Villanova's NCAA Tournament-winning buzzer-beater was called by announcers in Spain and in Russia?
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(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
There are ways to fix all your dog's obnoxious habits. Unless he tends to lick his junk and then give you kisses right after. Science still has no solution for that
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(India.com)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-un dead or seriously injured. Sounds legit
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Mon April 04, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Pizza Squirrel, previously found in Chicago, has now been spotted in Ann Arbor. Difficulty: rage-inducing vertical video presented even more rage-inducingly sideways
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Walmart revenue drops from the previous year for the first time ever. Apparently it's not a good economic sign when people can't go to Walmart because it's become too upscale
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Sun April 03, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Reporters: We have confidential reports that Clinton is going to be grilled by the FBI, this R serious scandal. Clinton: News to me, FBI hasn't said shiat about setting up an interview
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Husband obviously got his inspiration from Kathy Bates and the movie "Misery" when he tied his wife to a bunk bed and smashed her ankles with a hammer so she wouldn't escape
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Arizona may redo its primaries due to massive fraud as thousands of voters from both parties were mysteriously purged from the voting rolls
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
91-year-old man is a member of his Texas neighborhood citizen patrol, says his main job is to look for people who exhibit suspicious behavior. Like being out on the streets after 7:30 at night
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
News: Woman seriously hurt by hit-and-run driver while riding bicycle. Fark: One of her son's classmates admits in class that it was his father who hit her
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Fri April 01, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania affirms dubious proposition that Ted Cruz is a human
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Packers cornerback Damarious Randall attacks alma mater Arizona State on Twitter and really shows the true benefits of a college education
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Everything we see from a cloud of smoke to a solid rock takes that specific form because of the collective behaviour of the atoms that make up that object. However, how do atoms choose how to behave? And which choices do they have?"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
New test can predict death in patients with serious liver disease, although so can most doctors: "You have serious liver disease? You're going to die." That wasn't hard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Best Korea continues their furious attack on their most hated enemy ... the sea. Victory is assured. We will prevail
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A brief history of some of most notorious, successful and truly cringe-worthy April Fools day jokes. Come for the washing of the lions, stay for the Swiss spaghetti harvest
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mississippi Senate approves scariest anti-LGBT "religious liberty" bill yet. Because unlike Georgia and North Carolina, Mississippi doesn't have anything of value for outsiders to boycott
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
How do you get a drummer off your porch? Give him this predictable and obvious ranking of Rolling Stone's 100 best drummers
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago Police Union needs a janitor, so the obvious choice is a suspended cop facing murder charges for shooting someone in the back 16 times
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
MI Gov Rick Snyder named one of "The World's Most Disappointing Leaders." Obvious tag missing due to lead poisoning
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hobbit became extinct earlier than previously thought, say paleoanthropologists who suspect Homo Sapiens had a hand in slaying every one
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(Morning Ticker)
 
 
 
New blood test could confirm whether a person had suffered a concussion or similar brain injury. Previous method of waiting to see their voting record was just too slow and unreliable
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(Dealbreaker)
 
 
 
The Court-ordered monitor who is supposed to ensure HSBC is not laundering money..again..is just a wee bit suspicious of the loans it made to a company exporting mini-skirts to Iran, and the customer who used a garbage bag of cash to open an account
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
But, seriously. Shouldn't we all just assume at this point that *all* retention ponds have at least one body in them?
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seattle's 'Man in Tree' charged with malicious mischief and assault: "He's being held on $50,000 bail. If he makes bail he's ordered to have no contact with the tree"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Man charged with selling pot from wife's daycare center. Cops became suspicious when the kids giggled all the time but never cried
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
In a desperate attempt to get their own Fark tag, Georgia senator Crane calls for an override of Governor Deal's veto of the religious liberty bill
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turns out ISIL are pretentious trend-chasing farkwads in addition to international terrorists, with manuals like "How to Make Artisanal Bombs in the Name of Allah"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know what would be hilarious? If Hillary got an embarrassing loss in NY. Really show off the power of all that Wall St. money
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Because hangovers and the Internet are serious business, now there are emojis for when you're too hungover to type
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Your Official Vegetable Power Rankings. And no, cabbage obviously didn't make the list
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Last week's "death by gentrification" story wasn't entirely accurate. Subby knows this because he's one of the principals in the story (LGT previous article)
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Seriously, how can somebody not realize they have been stabbed?
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia's governor decides he'd very much like Marvel and The Walking Dead to continue filming in his state, vetoes "religious liberty" law
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Authorities intercept sub heading for the U.S. carrying $200 million in cocaine. Apparently officials became suspicious when another submarine arrived ahead of it carrying a mirror and 15,000 straws
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine loosens up the rules on what words can appear on vanity plates, meaning you might soon see previously-banned plates reading "HOTDAM," "HOTS," "IDIOT," "IDIOTS" and "MCDUDU"
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Bride agrees to appear in show about wedding dresses, is shocked and litigious to find herself in show about wedding dresses
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Winning the prestigious Cliburn Prize for piano comes with a free lifetime Cliburn Curse
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Saturday Book Thread: What are the best books about the fall of civilization and/or the end of the world? (LGT to R.E.M. for obvious reasons)
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Police spend four days looking into mysterious hole in north London park
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Shanghai senior in high-rise apartment complex, who obviously has a kid's intuition, invents evacuation slide that takes elderly residents 26 floors in 90 seconds during an emergency. WEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee that's BRILLIANT
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Aldi will change the name of its 'rape yellow' paint after complaint from abuse victim. No word yet on the fate of its 'genocide purple' or 'felonious assault green' colors
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Wed March 23, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Doesn't it just bug you when you find a parcel at your post office "behaving" in a mysterious way only to find out it's a package of 300 live cockroaches?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan: When it comes to terrorism, isn't it time we started listening seriously to Trump? No, really
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Millennials have the highest rates of anxiety of any previous generation. Mostly because of the prospect of trying to pay off $100,000 in college loans with the minimum wage job they'll get after graduation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Feeling the weight of delegate math, Sanders campaign manager goes full Rove on Arizona: "There's obviously something wrong with the numbers"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 asks the obvious question. "Why Donald Trump?"
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Tue March 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump promises to bring "luxurious thick granite walls" to the US capital and endless war to the Jewish capital
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago tries an ingenious solution to combat its "beach butt problem," but sadly we're not talking about the one that's caused by overindulging in Italian beef sandwiches and pączkis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon charges fans $1500 to hear how to become more ambitious in business. Like charging $1500 per person for a one hour lecture
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
11-year-old dies playing Hangman. Man, kids really take their word games seriously these days
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Mon March 21, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
Goodness gracious trash cans on fire
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Here's a tale from the first Whole Foods in Georgia. "Their previous grocery options being 'OK Kroger, sketchy Kroger, terrifyingly sketchy Kroger, Piggly Wiggly, or a Publix'"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Texas man, who was previously caught having sex with his mistress in a Ferris Wheel before his wedding, was just killed in a carjacking
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Although it's hilarious in a teen comedy, in real life it's not so funny if you're on Spring Break and get caught stealing the beach patrol's personal watercraft
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
NFL decides that if Georgia passes its "religious liberty" bill making it legal to discriminate against gays, they'll use their own "liberty" when deciding to not have the Super Bowl there
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Fri March 18, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
News: Covered California wants to ban the obvious Medicaid scams. Fark: insurance companies don't want them to
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Curious how much the creator of 'Modern Family' makes each month? Pick a number. Double it. Double it again
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones said that he, with the help of his pal Donald Trump, is "trying to save humanity" from an attack from Satan and his minions who plan on stealing space travel to spread the devil to the stars. No. Seriously
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Explosion at Hawaii energy research laboratory leaves researcher seriously injured, anxiously awaiting new super powers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mom has a great job that pays well but is incredibly dangerous; at any time, she can come under fire from religious extremists who want to kill her for her beliefs or terrorist bombers. My mom drives women to and from abortion doctors in Texas"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
♫ Ring, Ring, a product without clientele / Ring, Ring, an internet-of-things doorbell / Ring, Ring, $60M in capital / Richard Branson's funding so graciously / The investors hold on tenaciously / Ring, Ring, it's flushing his cash straight to hell ♫
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Wed March 16, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump voters make sure to not give any jobs to obvious terrorists, like two of Trump's delegates with nine-eleveny names
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dumbass Christian frat-bro sentenced to hard labor for trying to steal sign from glorious Best Korean hotel
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Tue March 15, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner comes out as Hillary curious. NTTAWWT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The most contentious issue in today's NC primary? Barbeque
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 89 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious frack
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The Yugest most luxurious charges of inciting a riot in the entire country
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
After canceling her appearance at a Trump rally to fly home to be with her seriously injured husband, Sarah Palin changes her mind and decides to attention whore at the rally after all
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
DEA agent who has previously been name checked by rapper Scarface appears to be living in his own personal Training Day
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Pornography declared "public health crisis," and furthermore an "infectious, fatal epidemic." Well, last night subby nearly stroked out so who knows?
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova: I was unaware I was taking a banned drug. John McEnroe: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
While praising Nancy Reagan, Hillary shows serious signs of Alzheimer's
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What does a 4-clawed lobster look like? Delicious
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
New report shows Maria Sharapova ignored five warnings that she was taking an illegal drug for the past ten years. Which shows that at least tennis is every bit as serious about drug violations as Major League Baseball
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Americans are too religious to vote for Sanders. Or any other socialist for that matter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bud + Breakfast: Where wake and bake is a serious business
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Authorities report suspicious substance found at Ted Cruz Houston campaign office, tests show the foreign matter was deemed to be likability
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Only one country would ever seriously ask whether you're a terrorist. Only one country would seriously believe the answer. Stay safe, 'Muricans
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Some Hometown)
 
 
 
Drunk man knocks himself unconscious after fight with brick wall
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
President Obama to write the foreword for the final collection of Peanuts comic strips. Republican leaders are reportedly furious, were quoted as saying "Wah Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
South Carolina is urging Mississippi to stop being so rebellious
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Turns out the finest, most luxurious steaks in the world are just bushmeat
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Tue March 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Great tits in Japan use syntax. (Seriously, though, aren't they ALL great?)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers return from fact-finding trip to Colorado anxious and paranoid about legal marijuana. Apparently they were doing it wrong
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You would think that if your company is under investigation by the SEC you would avoid doing anything that looked suspicious. Well it's thinking like that is why you're not the CEO of a multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical company
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Curious what America's only Muslim-governed city thinks of Donald Trump?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The psychologists who did the meta-analyses about the theory of ego depletion obviously haven't been visiting the Politics tab lately
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Mon March 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Serious Cybernetics Corps
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
John Kasich gets the coveted Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsement. "When he went to Washington, he kicked some serious butt"
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologists are starting to diagnose "Trump anxiety" in their patients, which totally shouldn't confirm any previously held beliefs you may have had about psychology being bullshiat
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sanders takes his chances with an obvious trap
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG drops the mic
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is this Republican or Libertarian humor? Or is he serious? Subby can't even tell anymore
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Thu March 03, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Georgia's GOP governor uses passages from the New Testament to reject a sweeping, bigoted anti-LGBT "religious freedom" bill. WE HAVE GONE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, PEOPLE
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News says there's "no credence" to reports that they've quit on Marco Rubio, says they're just revivals of fictitious rumors meant to muddy the waters
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(The Local)
 
 
 
A child falls from a window every three weeks in Austria. Seriously, someone needs to close that damn window
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Amazing violin player wins NPR's "Tiny Desk Concert Contest." Seriously, you have to see this
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(Streetwise)
 
 
 
Annual Wall Street Decathlon will crown the fittest workers in finance. Previous winners have been the ones who have been able to jump through enough hoops to keep prosecutors from sending them to jail
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Fox News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dr. Ben Carson will not participate in Thursday's GOP debate, which is not a change from any previous debate
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch: Look, the real reason why Trump didn't denounce the KKK was because he's just inexperienced in expressing himself. What are you doing? Stop laughing, this is serious
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Mike Rounds (R-eally StupiD): Even if Trump was serious about the KKK, he's still a better choice than the Democrats
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Oh, Rafael Cruz, you silly little religious whackjob zealot, saying that your son Ted is the only one who can spare us from "God's Judgement," just like King Josiah. Whoever that is
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have a 4-year-old daughter, and I have a 10-year-old daughter from a previous marriage. My husband's family does not send gifts to my 10-year-old; they act like she doesn't exist. What should I do?" This one sounds real
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
The Christian Post urges its readers to "back away" from Donald Trump, noting his distinctly unChristian attitudes and language. Come for the article, stay for the glorious trainwreck that is the comment thread
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Mon February 29, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Waffles ... serious business
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(Barking Carnival)
 
 
 
"What four grown men, two suspiciously eager women, and a free-range emu consent to do in a San Francisco high-rise is their business"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Rubio has sewn up this crafty endorsement from a well known religious Lobby
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Chris Rock didn't count on this much blowback from hilariously original 'Asians are good at math' joke
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Here's why chimpanzees throw rocks at trees when they aren't masturbating furiously
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Sun February 28, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Scientists see a coronavirus' infectious bits for first time at four angstrom resolution
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(The Roar (Australia))
 
 
 
"The Oscars are upon us. To help us judge the various Best Picture nominees, the Australian cricket team were consulted and they unanimously agreed that the best movie they'd seen all year was Anchorman"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's how to turn an ordinary 1995 IBM Aptiva into a serious gaming machine
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
What do a kidnapped Pikachu, a hotel orgy, a series of mysterious Polaroids (that have nothing to do with the orgy), and a science-fiction convention all have in common?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"The best thing we could have hoped for was, like, a small victory, which would have been a 30-point loss. A victory would have been a 20-point loss. Obviously it didn't seem to work that well"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Even if you don't have any sort of criminal record, don't steal stuff from the race car drivers' personal infield trailers at the Daytona 500. They take that shiat seriously down there
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
While everyone waits for Super Tuesday, the Democrats are having a primary today in South Carolina ... that no one really seems to care about, since Hillary has it completely in the bag. But in case you're curious, polls close at 7 pm ET
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Fri February 26, 2016
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Car burglar arrested for the 28th time obviously not very good at crime
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Air Force: So development of the F-35 continues. Price has reached nearly $6 billion though. GOP: Yeah yeah, what else is on the docket. Air Force: Also, we've spent $380 to ensure Pagans had equal religious liberty. GOP: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
"Fear mongering works, in other words, not because we're especially gullible or misinformed, but because stress is especially contagious"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Romney: I did think of that, and an audit is no excuse for not releasing tax returns. Seriously, my dad really screwed us rich folks on that one
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kohl's to close 18 stores as shoppers have apparently gotten wise to discounts off fictitious regular prices
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Hockey Fights)
 
 
 
Surprisingly there was only one fight in all the NHL games last night. Leave it to the notorious bruiser, team goon and Big Bad Bruin.. wait what, Landon Ferraro?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
One of the weirdest trade shows in the world is for Italy's $5-billion a year religious paraphenalia market
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Myrtle Beach Online)
 
 
 
Victim tied up with phone cords as three men rob his room. Raising the obvious question...what's a phone cord?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jeb spent $32.5 million per delegate won. Obviously, we need to allow MORE money into politics
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio Super PAC gets serious about his presidential campaign, says he is the Harry Potter to Donald Trump's Voldemort
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Tue February 23, 2016
(Longview News Journal)
 
 
 
East Texas religious conservative Republicans say Louie Gohmert (R-evelation 20:7-15) is too batshiat even for them
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(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
A new Republican-backed bill would allow religious schools to be accredited by a Christian organization that has defended the institution of slavery, called for the execution of adulterers, and has said LGBT people should be exiled
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
If you hire a hit man, who turns out to be a hit woman, and this hit woman is named "Joanie Pepperoni," it's still going to be an undercover cop. It's always an undercover cop. Seriously, you bought "Joanie Pepperoni"?
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Mon February 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CDC: Due to calculation error, the risk of cancer from Lumber Liquidators Chinese flooring is three times greater than previously thought
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Bacon spill closes highway for 9 hours, 9 delicious hours
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"While there is no sign of an imminent threat, several recent papers suggest that the eventual emergence of a contagious human cancer is within the realm of medical possibility"
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge: "You have been accused of committing a very serious crime. How do you respond?" Defendant: "What's up, y'all? You can follow me on Twitter follow me on Instagram, Snapchat"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That shooter in Kalamazoo last night? Yeah, he was driving for Uber and picked up fares in the midst of his spree. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Who's advising Trump on policy ideas? Top men, obviously. Who exactly? TOP. MEN
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Georgia wants to pass a "religious freedom" bill that could protect the Ku Klux Klan if applied a certain way. Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this mysterious man
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas officials became immediately suspicious of town's water when they realized it was black
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund founder Kenneth Griffin just dropped half a billion dollars on two paintings, one by Jackson Pollock the other by Willem de Kooning, surpassing his previous most expensive art acquisition, a performance art piece called "Romney 2012"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sorry ma'am, we can't violate our religious directives so we'll just wait 18 hours for you to develop sepsis to remove your miscarriage
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Emily Blunt in talks to star in Mary Poppins sequelcalifragilistic expialidocious
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Texas mayor arrested again, adding resisting arrest, assault, and disorderly conduct to the previous corruption charges. Bonus: New charges arise because of calls for his resignation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Feds newest member suggests breaking up banks that are too big to fail. Obviously his first check hasn't cleared yet
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama to GOP: Seriously, do you guys even constitution?
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
"In the late 19th and early 20th centuries, asking for a corpse reviver was equivalent to telling your friends you'd spent the previous evening out on the town"
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Dutch claim to have opened the world's first poop bank. They obviously haven't heard of Wells Fargo
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Nothing says someone loves you like mysteriously getting a potato sent to you in the mail
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There may be something suspicious about Scalia's death after all: He was staying in the presidential suite at a luxury resort on a trip with a bunch of "friends" from DC, free of charge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Church of England trolls Richard Dawkins. And it is hilarious
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Sun February 14, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you don't think this is funny you might be taking things too seriously
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NBA Slam Dunk Contest exceeded all previous competitions by leaps and bounds. Apparently, men CAN fly
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Sat February 13, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Football's done, pitchers & catchers are 6 weeks out, basketball is All Star weekending, and It's too cold to do anything outside. You should watch Hockey, here is it's thread. 10 games today, various starts from 1pm ET through 'til 10:30pm ET
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your obnoxious all-organic, non-GMO, vegan friend now has a wine he can feel superior drinking
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists x-ray potato chips as part of ongoing efforts to make the world's most perfect snack food even more addictive ... er, delicious
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fraudster offering "Free & Clear Real Estate System" bilks customers out of $267 million. Facing $113 million judgment from FTC, mysteriously goes free and clear, prompting 60-person search party
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Fri February 12, 2016
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Have opiate abusing friends or relatives? Several states now sell narcan a previously prescription only antidote over the counter. You still have to call 911 but it beats being dead
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Thu February 11, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Venezuela could be facing serious fiscal issues soon, and gasoline prices could double, skyrocketing up to as much as $0.04 per gallon
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Fast and Furious 8 wants Mad Max's Furiosa
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon.com's newest feature actually comes with a zombie apocalypse clause. No. Seriously
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon suspends Titus O'Neil for playfully grabbing his arm because the WWE needs to stay committed to seriousness and proper decorum at all times
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(Classic FM)
 
Video
 
Naked ballet dancers ingeniously censored by flying drones. Cleverly impressive (still not safe for work)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cannibal admits to eating lover with sprouts. Seriously, who willingly eats sprouts?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
DMX found unconscious in a hotel room, depressed that kids aren't buying bikes like they used to
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman hopes to overcome her "crippling fear of cakes" prior to her wedding, is upset that no mental health professionals take her phobia seriously and keep desserting her after one session
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Tue February 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
All you need to know about Faschingskrapfen, that glorious Austrian day when you can take as many Krapfens as you want
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Notorious drug lord and escape artist "El Chapo" Guzman says he is willing to stand trial in the US-on one condition, that he get to do his time in a medium-security or lower prison
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Cat, obviously not happy, sucks it up and wears protective cone with tremendous courage (picture of courage)
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Mon February 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London traffic engineers experiment with removing white centerlines from roads, based on theory that "element of uncertainty" will reduce rate of serious accidents. Critics label theory absurd, barmy and mad
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo judge sentences architect of Costco parking structure to eight months in prison for ramp collapse during 2011 earthquake that killed two, says he obviously went to Kirkland School of Architecture
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
New study says that men are less likely to yawn contagiously than women. Unless they sit down and actually try to read this entire study
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China extends their ban of politicians having religious beliefs to include former officials. Hey, they might be on to something there
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Sat February 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
5-O Captures one of Hawaii's most notorious, Wo Fat moves up the list. Tag for facial tattoo
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Oh, good, the evolutionary science is settled. It's parsimonious
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Popular Science tries to understand why politicians get the science wrong, eventually concludes that pandering to idiots appears to be the reason. I hope a lot of time and effort were not wasted in reaching this most obvious of conclusions
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Fri February 05, 2016
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Maine's highest court rules that a prosecutor pretending to be asleep during the defense's closing arguments may have been some seriously childish bullsh*t, but it 's not enough to overturn a murder conviction
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Still mystified by how Trump got so popular? Just a take a look at his illustrious career in the WWE. It was all right in front of us the whole time
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tensions rise as Mount Dora searches for a new city manager, but so far only a purple monkey, felonious fox, and a talking backpack have expressed interest
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman claims elusive "goat rapist' is attacking her stock and everyone thinks she's nuts: "I have had the police out here a few times. I don't think they are taking me seriously"
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Thu February 04, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
7 ways the Iowa Caucus made pundits look hilariously out of touch with reality. #8 is Chris Matthews taking pride in finding the Iowa minority voter
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When the husband cometh into his wives chamber, he must entertain her with all kind of dalliance, wanton behaviour, and allurements to venery
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember how the BBC and Chris Evans said Top Gear would be "totally different" and unlike the previous series? Well, that's because Matt LeBlanc will be there for you as co-host. *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There is a contagious disease in America that happens on Monday, and it is called Super Bowl Fever
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The origins of one of the most iconic movie lines of modern comedy. "Surely, you *can't* be serious" I am serious...and don't call me Shirley
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Last year saw a record number of exonerations, with 149 wrongful convictions being reversed nationwide, with 54 in Texas alone. Not sure whether that means TX is the most serious about getting justice right or they wrongfully convict a LOT of people
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony sets release date for Eight Fast and Eight Furious, Nine Fast Nine Furious, and Ten Fast Ten Furious. The trilogy will feature Vin Diesel taking on a gang of sinister trees that target speeding celebrities
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver officials release 28,000 pesticide-contaminated marijuana products back into the market despite Colorado governor's executive order to destroy them. "Obviously we looked at (the XO), and it's good to see that information out there"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch "Yertle" McConnell grows weary of contentious 2016 election battles, says he may spend the rest of the year hiding in his shell
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thanks to various changes in food production in recent decades, green leafy vegetables are 4 times more likely to cause multi-state contamination epidemics than they were 40 years ago
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Mon February 01, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the Front Page of the Bangor Daily News: "Mysterious intruder means it's time to start locking my front door"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Popular "legalize it" Movements : Marijuana? Sure. about damned time Heroin?: Yeah sketchy, but it is your body after all. Rape? WTF is wrong with you? No, Seriously, W-T-F?
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(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
Man at Walmart arrested for assault with a delicious weapon
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Sun January 31, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boston police arrest over 50 members of notorious MS-13 gang. Still no progress in rounding up remaining members of the MS IE death cult
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Sat January 30, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel under investigation for altercation with ex-girlfriend. Authorities take the allegations seriously, though they find it hard to believe a Cleveland Brown could beat anyone
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Woman found dead in hotel room, with an incoherent man and two monkeys. Police are calling the death "suspicious"
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Fri January 29, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study shows that psychiatric disorders increase among smokers, especially the ones constantly being bothered by obnoxious ex-smokers
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now, a sober and serious celebrity PSA on testicular cancer. By, uh...Deadpool
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Man reunited with prized canoe after serious oar deal
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Thu January 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Six brokers put on trial in connection with the LIBOR-fixing scheme have been acquitted by juries in what is seen as a major setback to the UK's Serious Frauds Office that prosecuted them. The Silly Frauds office may now take over the case
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Heroes of the Storm's new two-player character definitely won't lead to toxic behaviour in public games. Definitely
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The trick to cooking a more delicious hot dog in the microwave
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Wed January 27, 2016
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
You can have a civil discussion with your child's assistant principal, or you can simply knock them unconscious
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(The Tab)
 
 
 
PETA argues your Canada Goose jacket isn't just pretentious, it's giving you cancer
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Tue January 26, 2016
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Going on a quick overnight stay? No need to pack a bag, all you need is a pair of socks. No, seriously
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
10-hour film of paint drying which director submitted to UK ratings board is a protest against government censorship, better than Furious 7
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican chairman for Cruz's WA campaign gets called out for lying about his military achievements, begins quietly "scrubbing" his various online biographies. Because there are no records of what he used to have up, right? There, problem solved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz admits the obvious, says Trump might just be unbeatable
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I'd vote for Hillary if I lived in a swing state." says notorious warhawk and Wall Street shill Noam Chomsky
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka holds a religious ceremony to apologize to elephants, in the hopes that even though they never forget, they might forgive
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Mon January 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Possible piece of MH370 found in Thailand. That or just a random chunk of metal. Regardless, CNN has already started masturbating furiously
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Sun January 24, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever used Google Earth and noticed a number of areas mysteriously blurred out? Ever wonder why? Put on your pixelated conspiracy hat and take a look
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Sat January 23, 2016
(Slightly Warped)
 
 
 
Glorious gallery of servers and cable routing done right. Bonus: not a slideshow
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Animals more capable of empathy than previously thought. Your dog wants you to want steak
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(Zogby Analytics)
 
 
 
Latest poll shows Trump out to his yuuugest and most luxurious lead yet
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Massive 27-pound Maine Coon cat named Spock mistaken for an illegal wild animal would like the good Caturday people of San Jose to know he's just a precious domesticated pussy cat
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Fri January 22, 2016
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
James May denies reports that Jeremy Clarkson has a drinking problem: "He's fat, obviously, and rather ugly and he's deranged, but he's not an alcoholic"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obvious: Many African American youth see sports as a way out of poverty. Cool: Ice hockey
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race is not amused by your shenanigans
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
NFL plans U.K. franchise in 6 years. Which is pretty ambitious considering it took them more than 20 years just to get another team into Los Angeles
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
NFL plans to seriously expand Thursday Night Football in 2016, pressures NBC and CBS to pay $600 million for 10 iffy games split between both networks, with best games exclusive to NFL Network, and streaming not included. Sounds like a deal
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Thu January 21, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
In Brooklyn, they walk among us. Not always obvious, but they're there, blending into the crowds and trying to look inconspicuous while they bring the sensibilities of their native country with them. Of course, I'm talking about the French
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Sick of her waitstaff getting stiffed by holy rollers, restaurant manager speaks out against "tipping" with religious tracts disguised as $20 bills
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Obama's 'Fast and Furious' scandal rises from the grave
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Having solved all other serious crimes, the Idaho State Police finally starts cracking down on movie theaters
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Wed January 20, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Previously, astronomers thought it should take thousands to millions of years to funnel enough gas to a supermassive black hole for it to spawn a quasar. It definitely shouldn't take less than ten"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Novak Djokovic says he was offered $200,000 to throw a match in 2007. Authorities became suspicious when the match he was supposed to throw was against Serena Williams
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Not content with domestic illness, anti-vaxxer takes their kid overseas to bring back a highly infectious disease
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alabama + mobile home + Civil War replica sword + alcohol = obvious conclusion
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
LITTLE ROCK. What is Little Rock??? Seriously? None of you? On MLK Day no less? Maybe the Final Jeopardy question should have been "What did I do the day I cut the lesson on civil rights in my history class?"
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Mon January 18, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
House for sale complete with man-cave. No seriously, it has a cave
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wikipedia turns 15 years old. Although at various times it was listed on Wikipedia as being either 20 or 25 years old and had reportedly died earlier in the week
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Boston mobster Enrico Ponzo who posed as an Idaho rancher is now set to go on trial. Apparently, authorities became suspicious after learning there was an Idaho rancher named Enrico Ponzo
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first hilarious live news interview of 2016 is finally here
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Thu January 14, 2016
(The Day)
 
 
 
Two accidents, one fatal, occur along notorious stretch of Interstate 95 in CT in 2 days. DOT spokesman: The highway is fine. Maybe if you people didn't suck at driving
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish farmer who thought he came up with an ingenious way to pay off his debts comes up short handed
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Elderly woman previously arrested for driving drunk while wearing only a bikini arrested again--for the same crime
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Why the increased attacks against Sanders lately? "I think her campaign realizes they're in some serious trouble now"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Hollande: "It is unacceptable that in our country citizens feel so frightened and assaulted because of their religious choices." Muslims? No, Jews
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oh, it just keeps getting better. A self-appointed "U.S. Superior Court Judge" has arrived at Camp Freedumb to charge local authorities with various crimes
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(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Researchers say that humans are programmed to overeat during the cold winter months. Which goes along with previous studies that show we're also programmed to overeat during the spring, summer and fall
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(Del Norte Triplicate)
 
 
 
Prosecutors move to exclude hidden video evidence in a drug raid that shows various officers pocketing cash from the suspect and property that mysteriously disappeared and was found being sold on craigslist because it hurts their case
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Tue January 12, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
If you've been curious as to why you haven't heard anything from Bowie's ex-wife Angela on his passing, it's because she was apparently a contestant on the UK edition of "Celebrity Big Brother" and so didn't even get the news until last night
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Rescue dog attempts to do cartwheels with hilarious results
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Economists: What? Trump has an economic agenda? *reads economic agenda* No, seriously, where is it? This is just the ravings of a lunatic from the local state hospital
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Sun January 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After seven contentious years in office, Obama and the GOP can finally agree on something: Sean Penn is a massive douche
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Remember when 'Furious 6' was touted as a way to donate to Paul Walker's charity? Yeah, about that
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
The Japanese take their highballs very seriously. "Proper preparation requires a very precise number of stirs - thirteen and a half stirs of the whiskey"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Here's the story behind Ted Cruz's horrifying religious beliefs
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Sat January 09, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
For sale: One giant mansion, used for hosting parties and housing young, attractive models who will sleep with men to get famous. Includes roommate, and elderly man with a super-charged libido. $200 million, serious inquiries only
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Fri January 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"You may have video of me harassing muslims during prayer and throwing coffee at them, but trust me when I say that I'm the real victim here. I'm totally serious. Why are you all laughing?"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Winners of the 2015 Marine Life Photography competition prove that there's some seriously weird and disturbing-looking shiat living in the oceans
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Seriously, Maine? *This* guy? Really?
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Get a load of these precious snowflakes
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
"If you're drinking your beer in a chilled shaker pint, you might as well be drinking water," says glass artist Matthew Cummings, adding, "This is pretentious as sh*t"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Drug sniffing dog finds $415,000 of marijuana hidden inside a shipment of broccoli. Police say they plan to burn the noxious weed, but keep the pot as evidence
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Wed January 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vietnam's investigation into mysterious 'Space Balls' moves into ludicrous speed
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former TX School Board member and current Liberty University employee and Ted Cruz's VA campaign co-chair says Christians must take over public schools to prevent "deception of the seed". Unclear if our precious bodily fluids are also at risk
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pack of 12 wolfdogs viciously attack and subdue woman
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Okay, so Ken Griffey Jr looks like a unanimous Hall of Fame inductee. However, the legacy of the remaining nominees gets VERY suspicious
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