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Headlines matching 'INTs'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(Yahoo) Followup Paul says GOP result opens up door, hints at getting on floor, may lead to walking of dinosaur  (news.yahoo.com) (54)
(The New York Times) Asinine RIAA CEO, in a thoughtful op-ed on SOPA opponents, fairly points out that they were probably all criminals  (nytimes.com) (585)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Sun) Cool Disabled artist paints beautiful landscapes with his mouth. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (36)
(With Leather) Cool With Leather gives points to Fark for drawing their attention to a story about "Glee" and the NFL  (withleather.uproxx.com) (1)
(WWL) Spiffy Years later, Michael Irvin makes New Orleans Saints fans cry  (wwl.com) (31)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Fail Orlando Magic defense finally rises to the occasion by holding powerful 76ers to season low 74 points. Unfortunately, Orlando Magic offense again takes the night off and dials in a horrific 69 point performance  (orlandosentinel.com) (34)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LiveLeak) Cool Girl paints with Basketball, scouted by Lakers  (liveleak.com) (11)
(Mirror.co.uk) Asinine Pub landlord suspended for serving pints "too full" of beer  (mirror.co.uk) (167)


Fri January 27, 2012
(USA Today) Fail Orlando Magic take revenge on injured Celtics after Wednesday's embarrassing 31 point loss. Just kidding - they lose again by blowing a 27 point lead and scoring only 8 points in 4th quarter  (usatoday.com) (20)


Thu January 26, 2012
(The Blaze) Obvious Only on the Blaze would a story about Boy Scouts of America endorsing a "No Name-Calling Week" generate such controversy, as it would presumably strip conservatives of all of their talking points  (theblaze.com) (80)


Mon January 23, 2012
(RealClearPolitics) Florida Romney campaign soils its magic underwear after new polls show Gingrich leading by 9 points in Florida  (realclearpolitics.com) (85)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid House Republicans are set to engage in a meaningless gesture to score cheap political points. It's a good thing they shelved SOPA, because meaningless gestures to score cheap political points is copyrighted by Democrats   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (33)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Breitbart.tv) Amusing Ted Baxter interviews SC Dem Chairman, who's offended that GOP chose MLK day for their debate, dies on live TV after Baxter points out that Dems did the same thing--way back in 2008  (breitbart.tv) (100)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine 49er fans intercept two bullets when a Saints fan shoots them at a Georgia Applebee's  (sports.yahoo.com) (80)
(ESPN) Cool Can the Texans defeat the Ravens to play in their first championship game? Will the Giants send the Packers packing? Will anything beat the Saints/49ers game? It's the NFL Divisionals Day 2 thread, games at 1 PM on CBS, 4:30 PM on Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup Will The Broncos and Patriots top the sheer WTF of the Saints/49ers? It's part 2 of the NFL Divisionals Day 1 thread  (nfl.com) (2251)
(ESPN) Cool Can Tebow's pony friendship magic take the Broncos past the Patriots? Will the Saints prove that the 49ers aren't yet a championship-caliber team? It's The NFL Divisionals Day 1 thread, games at 4:30 PM on Fox and 8 PM on CBS  (scores.espn.go.com) (3073)
(ABC) Silly US Department of the Interior agrees to change quote on the MLK Memorial after Maya Angelou points out he never said it  (abcnews.go.com) (153)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Asinine Rolling Stone writer who broke the McChrystal scandal paints a charming picture of petulant then-candidate Obama in Iraq: "(sigh) Pictures? With the troops? Again? But I already got my photo-op (pout)"  (buzzfeed.com) (125)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Uproxx) Followup Upon learning that he's polling at 5% in South Carolina, Stephen Colbert hints that he may join the race for the GOP presidential nomination because why the hell not?  (uproxx.com) (147)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Slate) Hero Supreme Court to ABC attorney arguing FCC case: "Can you prove that public nudity isn't always indecent?" Attorney points upward, to impressive collection of bare asses carved into frieze ringing Supreme Court chamber  (slate.com) (253)
(CNN) Amusing When you're the Jacksonville Jaguars and you have a head coaching vacancy, of course you'd watch the first 2-points-only playoff performance and hire the beautiful mind responsible for it  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (54)


Tue January 10, 2012
(LiveLeak) Cool Japanese artist paints the most amazing 3D goldfish you'll honestly probably ever see, by building them layer by layer out of paint in liquid resin  (liveleak.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Bobby Hebert, former Saints QB and father of a LSU player, berates Les Miles because. A) They played lousy. B) They played lousy. C) Hebert's son T-Bob was benched  (thepostgame.com) (72)


Mon January 09, 2012
(LiveLeak) Amusing The finer points of hockey explained, including the shame of going in the box  (liveleak.com) (23)
(Yahoo) Amusing You're a rookie pro bowler with 129 points going into the ninth frame, and that's not the worst of it. Let's cut to the video  (sports.yahoo.com) (78)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Etroit lacks the D against Brees and the Saints  (sports.yahoo.com) (124)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing Britons' top health complaints include being "bald and toothless", according to census. This is a repeat from 1911  (mirror.co.uk) (17)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Obvious Jim Harbaugh tells Bay Area radio station he's spending "the greater share" of his time preparing to face the Saints. Lions now stompin' mad  (freep.com) (88)
(The New York Times) Hero Despite the best efforts of the GOP to block him, Obama recess appoints the first ever head of the Consumer Financial Protection Agency  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (516)


Mon January 02, 2012
(3 News New Zealand) Weird Advert points out that men don't wear tampons. Outrage predictably ensues  (3news.co.nz) (383)
(ESPN) Cool Yo yo, 2000 St. Louis Rams, I'm gonna let you finish, but the 2011 New Orleans Saints have the greatest offense of all time. OF ALL TIME  (scores.espn.go.com) (116)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Boston Herald) Interesting Missing drug evidence points to rogue cop. In other news, there are a lot of rogue cops in Massachusetts. In other other news, police departments are not allowed to test officers for drug use  (bostonherald.com) (53)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Falcons aren't too happy the Saints were still chuckin' the ball left and right in junk time so Brees could break his precious little record   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (166)


Mon December 26, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will Breesus lead the Saints to victory over the Falcons... again? It's another year, and another post-Christmas New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons game on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN  (espn.go.com) (1181)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Think Progress) Fail McConnell, hoping for extension, disappoints and deflates Boehner  (thinkprogress.org) (98)
(Some Tiny Violin) Interesting According to etiquette experts, holiday restaurant tipping varies widely among cheapskates, tightwads, and skinflints  (vancouversun.com) (74)


Wed December 21, 2011
(msnbc) Obvious Biggest complaints by holiday shoppers: narrow aisles, wider customers   (lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Microsoft: Alright, look we tried to be nice and give you little hints, but you're going to stop using IE6 even if we have to come down there and break your knee caps  (winsupersite.com) (84)


Tue December 13, 2011
(WWL) Amusing Saints Coach Sean Payton reveals what was behind the "phantom whistle" at the Titans game  (wwl.com) (106)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Is Manchester Utd's season as over as Vidic's? Can Spurs snatch points at the Brittainia? All this plus a huge Chelsea v Man City clash with bonus "THURSDAY NIGHTS CHANNEL 5" smack in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (340)


Sat December 10, 2011
(CBC) Dumbass Two dogs on Toronto-Beijing flight chew through restraints, terrorize passengers, have to be physically subdued as flight diverted to Vancouver. Did I say dogs? I meant drunken RIM execs  (cbc.ca) (81)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Tubefilter TV) Weird "Similar programs would comb Fark and Google Trends for talking points to recite in front of a camera." Look out, everyone, we're being groomed against our will  (news.tubefilter.tv) (51)
(SlashFilm) Obvious Lionsgate executive hints that the Saw series will continue for as long as moviegoers are stupid enough to keep shelling out money to see the same damn movie again and again and again and again and again and again  (slashfilm.com) (29)


Tue December 06, 2011
(MLive.com) Stupid Jim Schwartz says some Detroit Lions players "may" face punishment for their actions during their game against the Saints, but says he saw nothing warranting suspension. Yes, even the guy who put his hands on a ref  (mlive.com) (60)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing 10 year veteran of pizza deliveries petitions Congress for a minimum pay rate of $20 hour. Bonus: He points out no one has a Constitutional right to pizza delivery and no tip? Then you need to buy frozen pizza at the supermarket  (petitiononline.com) (250)


Thu December 01, 2011
(New York Daily News) Sad Wayne Gretzky's smoking hot daughter Paulina deletes Twitter account after tweeting racy pics, probably due to complaints of high sticking among recipients (borderline Not safe for work)  (nydailynews.com) (87)


Wed November 30, 2011
(CNN) News Dow finishes up nearly 500 points on word that the Bush recovery is finally picking up steam  (money.cnn.com) (240)


Tue November 29, 2011
(IndyStar) Fail After allowing 327 points in 11 games, Colts fire defensive coordinator. In other news, the Colts had a defensive coordinator  (indystar.com) (51)


Mon November 28, 2011
(ESPN) Cool The New Orleans Saints vs. the New York Giants. Who Dat? vs. What The Fark Are You Lookin' At? Monday Night Football, right here (8:30 PM ET, ESPN)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Sun November 27, 2011
(C|Net) Dumbass Sam's Club has decided that the Lego Bible is just too racy to be sold at stores after massive complaints. Well, only one person complained. Loudly  (news.cnet.com) (144)


Thu November 24, 2011
(MSNBC) Weird Taiwanese study says having your partner taking multivitamins can lead to casual sex. Friday night now becomes a case of beer and a bottle of Flintstones chewables  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Discover) Obvious The introduction of boobies can drop a man's IQ by as many as 20 points  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (156)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Lions-Saints game Dec. 4 moves to Sunday night. Lame ass Colts don't deserve prime time  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Mon November 21, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Which Tom Brady will show up tonight: the Super Bowl winning legend, or Jake-winning 4 INTs in one game Brady? Great Googly Moogly, it's the New England Patriots vs. the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN  (espn.go.com) (775)
(NewsBusters) Silly Democrats rewrite their MadLibs talking points, replace "Koch Brothers" with "Grover Norquist" under the [Scary Boogeyman] listings  (newsbusters.org) (175)


Sat November 19, 2011
(io9) Cool A list of 2011's best books on science. Drop a few hints, maybe you won't end up with another one of your Aunt's homemade Snuggies this holiday season  (io9.com) (33)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious "One of the Republican weaknesses is that they rely too much on consultants and too much on talking points, and they don't rely enough on actually knowing things," says noted hippie socialist Newt Gingrich  (blogs.cbn.com) (75)


Sat November 12, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Good: Children under 11 now being tested for high cholesterol. Difficulty: Scores are 200 points higher than IQ  (msnbc.msn.com) (20)


Fri November 11, 2011
(IndyStar) Strange Although he might not be the smartest Wal-Mart pharmacy robber in the world, you've got to give style points to the guy who robbed one while draped in a blanket and wearing socks over his hands  (indystar.com) (13)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Lizard) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: If other types of businesses were run like fast food joints  (3.bp.blogspot.com) (26)
(News.com.au) Dumbass If some crazy points a loaded gun at you and demands you hand over your brand new Call Of Duty game, it's probably not a good idea to grab the barrel  (news.com.au) (42)


Wed November 09, 2011
(MSNBC) Scary Vladimir Putin finds Soviet-era weather-control machine, points it at Sarah Palin's front porch, and flips ALL the switches  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (84)


Mon November 07, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Fail Florida man whose girlfriend announced her intention to break up with him does the logical thing: tries to commit suicide with Flintstone's vitamins  (thesmokinggun.com) (62)
(Starpulse) Sappy Emma Watson spotted with new boyfriend. THREE POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR  (starpulse.com) (35)


Fri November 04, 2011
(RealClearPolitics) Fail Michael Moore gets butthurt at a OWS event when a reporter points out that he is in the 1%  (realclearpolitics.com) (487)


Thu November 03, 2011
(USA Today) Obvious Uptick in tainted ads hurts consumers, advertisers, taints  (usatoday.com) (25)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Starpulse) Obvious Reese Witherspoon's python skin handbag draws complaints from PETA, Hulk Hogan  (starpulse.com) (40)
(Deadspin) Silly IF YOU SMELLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA... what Fred Flintstone's COOKIN'  (deadspin.com) (23)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic The Onion prints article regarding study from California Parents Institute, which says: every style of parenting produces disturbed, miserable adults. Some disturbed, miserable adults at the CPI have a problem with this  (pressdemocrat.com) (76)
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Broncos' Christian be sacrificed to the Lions? Can the Colts manage to lose by less than 60 points? Who will the Cowboys pitch it to with Tashard Choice gone? It's the NFL Week 8 thread (games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox and CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3838)


Sat October 29, 2011
(E! Online) Followup Thanks to numerous Farker complaints, FCC will now investigate Nancy Grace's Nipplegate  (eonline.com) (73)


Wed October 26, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing There's an epic NFL matchup coming this Sunday. No, not Patriots at Steelers, Colts at Titans. This will be only the second meeting in NFL history between two teams that lost by a combined 89 points the week before  (espn.go.com) (44)
(some scoring machine) Strange Football team scores 49 points in 5:24 using only two offensive plays, without playing the Colts  (catholicsportsnet.com) (20)


Tue October 25, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Week 8 NFL power rankings. Grumble grumble grumble The Patriots, grumble grumble grumble 62 points, grumble grumble grumble Tom Brady  (espn.go.com) (547)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Pope names three saints. Man disrupts mass. Promptly floats off planet  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man reports UFO to police and points out that he isn't drunk or crazy, just concerned "it might be aliens or something"   (fairfieldcitizenonline.com) (32)
(ESPN) Stupid Beat a winless team by three points in overtime? If you're Tim Tebow, that makes you "legendary"  (espn.go.com) (248)
(ESPN) Cool The New Orleans Saints score 62 points in thrashing the hapless Indianapolis Colts. The St. Louis Rams have scored 56 points total this season. Next week, the Saints play the Rams. That's the joke  (sports.espn.go.com) (150)


Tue October 18, 2011
(ESPN) Unlikely Saints drop to a mere seven places above the team (with the same record) who beat them last Sunday; 49ers have their highest ranking since before Steve Young's very first concussion. It's your Week 7 NFL Power Rankings  (espn.go.com) (241)
(Some Guy) Sad On this day in 1814 more than one million pints of porter was lost. Also, eight people died  (wjla.com) (12)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Huffington Post) Followup Alec Baldwin starts a podcast, hints at the unfortunate end to 30 Rock  (huffingtonpost.com) (35)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly Seth MacFarlane talks about his new "Flintstones," why he really wants "Family Guy" to end, and he wants to reboot "Star Trek" for TV  (hollywoodreporter.com) (103)


Wed October 12, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Experience the Derplights of last night's debate in this 100 second mashup courtesy of Talking Points Memo  (youtube.com) (83)

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