Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		In a move surprising no one, Saints owner jacks up the price of season tickets whose holders have paid for the last 43 years of losing seasons  (wwltv.com)	(51)

(some Who Dat)		What's worse than getting kicked off the Saints as the team heads to the Super Bowl? Getting sued by Sean Payton for alleged financial fraud after he kicks you off the team  (wwl.com)	(13)
		Time for some NBA math: the highest-scoring team + the worst defense in the league = 152 points  (google.com)	(35)

Honda recalls 400,000 Odysseys and Elements following complaints about their brakes, aesthetics  (rttnews.com)

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		Not satisfied with ID cards, pictures, fingerprints, retinal scans, body imagers and RF chips, the government is considering shoving something up your nose to verify your identity. All right, now they're just f*cking with us  (silicon.com)	(31)
		After moving the "cock soup" to top shelves over parents' complaints, supermarket now renaming their "fat balls"  (telegraph.co.uk)	(122)

		Andrew McCarthy helpfully points out that the United States was not at war with England in 1770. No, really  (online.wsj.com)	(287)
		The Daily Kos Saturday bag o' hate mail. Come for the stupid, stay for the exclamation points  (dailykos.com)	(64)

		Worker wedged between two giant rolls of paper, newspaper prints his story on page 1, 9, 17 ...  (news.com.au)	(50)
		Principal refuses to back high school students petitioning to get President Obama to speak at their graduation because he worried about student safety and parent complaints  (azcentral.com)	(65)

(Some Guy)		Montana comes back from a 20 point second half defecit to win an NCAA tournament appearance. Bonus: Montana player breaks Big Sky Tournament records for points in a game  (missoulian.com)	(34)
		Homeless man finds shelter by using hotel reward points earned when he had a high-paying job  (consumerist.com)	(102)

(Some 80s Cartoon Fan)

Thundarr the Barbarian, Dragon's Lair, Flintstone Kids, and Mister T. are among the eleven cartoons that will appear on one of the best DVDs ever  (tvshowsondvd.com)

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Indiana Governor raises $6,000 for local youth football by auctioning Saints flag flown in his office..with the stipulation that the money be spent teaching kids how to cover onside kicks    (wwl.com)

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(Lohud.com)		NJ family takes down snow Venus de Milo after complaints that it wasn't orange enough  (lohud.com)	(112)
		Noses could become the next fingerprints, with a picture of what Nicole Kidman might look like  (thestar.com)	(40)

What do you do when the host country disappoints at the Olympics? If you're Stephen Colbert, you mock the hell out of it. And if you're watching him, you laugh  (tv.gawker.com)

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(Dueling Couches)

Drew Brees is lobbying (through his twitter account) for the Saints to sign RB Ladainian Tomlinson  (duelingcouches.blogspot.com)

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(Some Guy)		FTC reports ID theft complaints drop. Fail to note impossibly long task of cleaning up your credit as primary reason  (redtape.msnbc.com)	(45)
		"We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?"  (3news.co.nz)	(80)

(Some Guy)		Australia declares "permanent terror threat," will introduce face scans and fingerprints to prevent any criminals or convicts from entering the country  (timescolonist.com)	(158)
(Las Vegas Sun)		Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid would win election if the health care bill kept the public option, according to poll commissioned by the progressive group Committee for Providing Hints to Dumbasses    (lasvegassun.com)	(38)

Worst Olympics Ever? In spite of complaints by the British Press, a quick look back at other events puts the difficulties in Vancouver well down the list  (cbc.ca)

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Federal Reserve raises discount rate 25 basis points  (msnbc.msn.com)

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		Canada drops the ball yet again, lets a mentally ill man with a homemade security pass through two checkpoints and to within feet of Joe Biden during Vancouver opening ceremonies  (ctvbc.ctv.ca)	(154)
		Some Republicans, who apparently have blotted their last televised encounter with Obama from their memories, think the upcoming televised health care summit could really help them score some points with voters  (news.yahoo.com)	(192)

Attention dumb criminals: Footprints in snow tip off cops  (wtop.com)

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Indianapolis Colts president congratulates the Saints on winning the Super Bowl. Just kidding, he threw his offensive line under the bus  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(Some Who Dat)		Drew Brees drops in at local bar, teaches locals the chant that lead the Saints to the Superbowl  (wwl.com)	(54)
(Some Who Dat)		Not news: flight cancelled because pilots were 2.5 hours late, News: and drunk, FARK: because of the Saints Super Bowl Parade  (wwltv.com)	(39)
		800,000 people brave hell freezing over to throw the Saints a victory parade  (nola.com)	(50)

(NBC Sports)		Nike dropped New Orleans Saints LB Scott Fujita from an endorsement contract he'd had for seven years because they didn't like the way he taped over the swoosh logo  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(53)
		Why was this Super Bowl the most-watched TV program in history? The East Coast snowstorm, the Saints' story, CBS's endless promotion, and the public's unquenchable thirst for crappy ads for diet rice beer  (blogs.wsj.com)	(68)
		T-shirts for the New Orleans Saints' championship are busily being cranked out this week at an Adidas factory in, of all places, Indianapolis  (indystar.com)	(41)

		Peyton being criticized for walking off field immediately after loss without congratulating the Saints. Cuz you know, he should hang around and help them celebrate  (sports.yahoo.com)	(107)
(Sports Media Watch)		It's official: Saints/Colts Super Bowl is most watched TV program in American history, dethroning finale of "M*A*S*H" with humongous 45.0 national rating  (sportsmediawatch.blogspot.com)	(197)
		MVP Drew Brees declares that celebrating the Saints win with his year old son was meant to be and is PRICELESS. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com)	(125)
		In honor of the Saints Super Bowl victory, it's JJ Cale and Eric Clapton with "Call Me the Breeze"  (youtube.com)	(10)
		For absolutely no reason whatsoever, here's Louis Armstrong playing "When the Saints Go Marching In"  (youtube.com)	(24)

		The Saints geaux marching in  (nbcsports.msnbc.com)	(756)
		NFL may ban the 3-point stance for safety. Also, field goals will be worth 5.75 points, instead of tackling, players will say "sir, I implore you to cease running", and at halftime the teams will join hands and sing Kum Bah Yah  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(62)
(NFL.com)		Colts. Saints. Manning. Brees. The matchup we've all been waiting for has finally arrived, and this is your Super Bowl XLIV thread (CBS, kickoff approx. 6:25 ET)  (nfl.com)	(5255)

		Don't bother watching, the Saints have already won the Super Bowl  (espn.go.com)	(70)
		When the Saints cheerleaders battle the Colts cheerleaders, everybody wins [47-pic slideshow]  (nydailynews.com)	(46)
		5 reasons why the Colts will beat the Saints in Super Bowl XLIV  (nmsn.foxsports.com)	(29)
		5 reasons why the Saints will beat the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV  (msn.foxsports.com)	(26)

		Singer Jose Feliciano says he's received harassing phone calls telling him to "get out", says he never saw it coming. You know, Jose Feliciano, ya got no complaints  (abcnews.go.com)	(70)
(Some Guy)		Sorry Saints fans. A psychic nun has picked the Colts by 9...and God is on her side  (gambling911.com)	(27)

		Pluto attempts to regain its lost fame by publicly releasing blurry photos with tantalizing hints of more detail soon to come  (cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com)	(48)
		The Super Battle of the Significant Others: Kim Kardashian (Saints) versus Kendra Wilkinson (Colts). Who is the real winner here?  (670thescore.com)	(75)
		The Saints are giving Drew Brees a raise, presumably on the theory that if they don't, he can very easily find someone who will  (sports.yahoo.com)	(35)
		So, Caribou Barbie: do you plan to call for Limbaugh to be fired, or did you just use Trig to score political points (again)?  (mediamatters.org)	(166)
		Madden NFL, the video game which has correctly picked 5 of the last 6 Superbowl winners, picks the Saints to win. The Colts go "Who Dat?"  (videogames.yahoo.com)	(91)

		Saints coach tells players to deliver "punishing blows" to Manning. Colts respond with, "Act like you've been here before...like we have"  (news.yahoo.com)	(304)
		If you are the police department and can't lower the crime rate, there's a simple solution: record felonies as misdemeanors and refuse to take complaints from victims. Problem solved  (nydailynews.com)	(65)
		"I put it on the hood, I put it on my momma, oooh dem Saints don't want no drama" - to temporarily help us forget "Super Bowl Shuffle" (video)  (bareknucks.com)	(22)
		The New Orleans Saints made sure Brett Favre's ankle and hamstring matched his jersey  (content.usatoday.com)	(111)

		"In summary, you must've either had your heart removed by corn tongs or be in the Manning family if you're not pulling for the Saints. Betting on them? You must've had your brain removed. "  (sports.espn.go.com)	(196)
		Wall Street says that Burger King is suffering because addicts have abandoned the chain in favor of other, better burger joints, such as Hardee's or Culver's. In other news, there are Burger King addicts  (consumerist.com)	(127)
(Some Guy)		40 years later, Pistol Pete still holds the record at a whopping 44.2 points per game. Here's a highlight reel of some of the most AMAZING basketball you will ever see  (vids.myspace.com)	(137)

New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees may have all day to throw passes as Indianapolis Colts DE Dwight Freeney has a torn ligament in his ankle and may miss the Super Bowl  (sports.yahoo.com)

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ESPN ranks all 106 players on Indianapolis and New Orleans. Not only is Manning #1, but 5 of the top 6 are Colts. Good luck, 'Aints  (sports.espn.go.com)

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(Who Fark)		The Saints will get a parade in New Orleans two days after the Super Bowl, win or lose. Ah, it also doesn't hurt that it's in the heart of Mardi Gras  (wwl.com)	(88)
		"How many points does a 3-point field goal account for in a Basketball Game?" and other mind-numbing questions, courtesy UGA's Phys Ed final exam  (thesmokinggun.com)	(83)

NFL to Saints fans wanting "Who Dat" tee shirts - Not Yours  (nola.com)

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		What was it like to be in a Vikings fans living room when Brett Favre threw that last pick against the Saints? Here you go (Not safe for work language)  (youtube.com)	(171)
		The Saints' victory last Sunday leaves only four teams that have never reached a Super Bowl. Yes, the Detroit Lions are one of those four  (content.usatoday.com)	(87)
		What was it like to be in the Superdome when the New Orleans Saints won the NFC Championship? Here you go  (youtube.com)	(86)

		Syracuse spots Georgetown 14 points to start the game, still kicks their asses by 17 points. Duke sucks  (rivals.yahoo.com)	(21)
(TV Squad)		The president is black, the New Orleans Saints are in the Super Bowl, and the History Channel just gave Larry the Cable Guy a TV show. We are through the looking glass here, people  (tvsquad.com)	(90)

		Bourbon Street after Garrett Hartley hits the game winning field goal to send the Saints to the Super Bowl  (blog.nola.com)	(188)
		Which franchise spent $85 million this year and still fell by 50 points today in midtown Manhattan? Hint: the stock exchange was closed  (sports.yahoo.com)	(39)

		Ten NBA players to donate $1,000 each per point scored on Friday night to Clinton Bush Haiti Fund. Antawn Jamison, averaging 22.2 points a game this season, puts up 8 against Miami  (sports.yahoo.com)	(34)
		Peter King picks the New Orleans Saints over the Minnesota Favres  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(101)

New Orleans' Prytania Theater is booked to show Oscar-nominated director Jane Campion's "Bright Star" the same day as the Saints' NFC Championship Game against the Vikings. Solution? Fark Jane Campion  (nola.com)

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		Ric Romero wannabe: "For Colts, the best defense is a good offense." And the more points you score, the better your chances of winning are, I bet  (nbcsports.msnbc.com)	(20)
		How did the SEC drop the ball so badly on Madoff and other scammers? Maybe because their system for managing whistleblower complaints makes an Applebee's suggestion box look like state of the art  (washingtonpost.com)	(133)

		Jim Cramer: "Markets will rally if Dems lose Massachusetts senate race." He then clarified: "By 'rally,' i mean 'plummet by more than 150 points."  (huffingtonpost.com)	(220)
		Shaq becomes fifth NBA player to reach 28,000 career points, infinite wisdom. "I've missed like 5,000 free throws. If I had at least hit half of those, I'd be at 30,000 right now" "  (sports.yahoo.com)	(70)

(some Yat)		Governor Bobby Jindal thinks he's bad luck for the Saints, won't attend NFC Championship game  (wwl.com)	(59)
		No, by law you can't root against the Saints this weekend, and other silly NFL playoff questions answered  (online.wsj.com)	(180)

For the New Orleans Saints, the Deuce is once again on the loose  (content.usatoday.com)

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		New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton wins his second Coach of the Year award and fourth straight Lee Harvey Oswald lookalike contest  (espn.go.com)	(37)
		This explains why the Packers defense gave up 45 points; Defensive coordinator caught sleeping in press box  (bareknucks.com)	(33)

Paul Krugman points out that Europe has far higher taxes and unemployment than the US, which proves that social democracy in Europe works. Wait, what?  (nytimes.com)

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Today the House of Representatives' Wheel-O-Graft points the needle at Rep. Gary Ackerman (D-NYC) and his conveniently timed success in the stock market  (nydailynews.com)

(29)

Scientists unearth 6,000 year old footprints  (dailymail.co.uk)

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		Tony La Russa hints that if the Cards make the playoffs next year, hitting coach Mark McGwire will be on the active roster to occasionally fly out  (mercurynews.com)	(46)
(Rivals)		News: High school basketball team scores 100 points. Fark: In the first half  (highschool.rivals.com)	(41)

After giving up over 80 points the last two weeks, Giants defense finally gets a sack  (nydailynews.com)

(47)

		Vultures facing extinction from A: Global warming B: Habitat encroachment or C: Gamblers smoking joints made from their brains, in order to see into the future  (guardian.co.uk)	(88)
		New York Giants give up (at least) 41 points in a game. This is not a repeat...from last week  (espn.go.com)	(31)

		Up two points with four seconds to go, Sacramento reaches deep into their defensive playbook and pulls out the one where they leave Kobe Bryant wide open in three-point range  (nba.com)	(63)
		While some teams are content to act like the geldings they are, New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees says he will not sit out Week 17 in order to preserve what would be the best single season pass completion percentage ever  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(72)

(federal times)

Obama directs agencies to classify less, reveal more. GOP shuffles through talking points, looks for the file marked "Obama Administration TOO transparent'  (federaltimes.com)

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Can the Jets with their #1 defense and #1 running game spell disaster for the perfect Colts? Will the Ravens and Steelers score any offensive points against one another? It's your week 16 NFL discussion thread  (sports.espn.go.com)

(lots)

Female PhD student gets sick of hearing complaints about women parking, decides to do scientific study to prove them wrong (with bonus feminist reaction in last paragraphs)  (dailymail.co.uk)

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Using a police car for your getaway vehicle, +200 bonus points  (nj.com)

(33)

Bowl season starts today at 4:30 ET with Fresno State @ Wyoming in the New Mexico Bowl followed by UCF @ Rutgers in the St Petersburg Bowl. Top that off with the Saints facing the Cowboys. Your Saturday football thread is here  (cbssports.com)

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		Dallas Cowboys LB DeMarcus Ware officially listed as questionable and a game time decision for their game against the Saints tomorrow. Let's be real, at this point Wade Phillips would start Chris Henry if he thought it'd save his job  (cowboysblog.dallasnews.com)	(74)
(Some Cow)		Dallas coach says Cowboys won't "cow down" to Saints  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(39)
		Tens of thousands of Australian washing machines to be recalled after a series of shocking complaints. Generally you don't see that kind of behaviour in a major appliance  (news.smh.com.au)	(100)
		Players freebasing cocaine, locker room brawls, fans punching players, and little Peyton Manning asking if he can boo his dad. Meet the 1-and-15 Saints of 1980  (nola.com)	(58)

(Times Gazette)

Shelbyville Times Gazette points out they've popped up on Fark, for good or ill  (t-g.com)

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(FTUWD)		The Unknown Who Dat has been found - his name's Bill and he's from Maryland. More important - his rewards for keeping the faith and inspiring Saints fans everywhere  (findtheunknownwhodat.com)	(69)
(WWL)		Bob Griese says the Saints should lose at least one game so that they, um, will have a better shot at the Super Bowl. Yea, that's the ticket  (wwl.com)	(69)
(Some Guy)		US News and World Report sees the writing on the wall, prints new article: "How to Live Happily on 75 Percent Less"  (usnews.com)	(60)

		So, apparently Indiana has a football team; and that team broke the record 21 wins in a row yesterday. Boring, I know. Can we please get back to what the Saints and Vikings are doing?  (sports.yahoo.com)	(78)
		"Toyota's first foray into social media has backfired when it was forced to pull a film from its website after being inundated with complaints that the video was sexist and even incestuous"  (business.timesonline.co.uk)	(50)

		Neither traffic tickets nor possession with intent will stop Babineaux from losing to the Saints this weekend  (ajc.com)	(37)
(Some Guy)		Lin Rong had the fingerprints from her left hand grafted on to her right to help her fool biometric scanners and sneak into Japan. She got caught anyway, proving you still need at least one right to make a Rong  (insidetech.monster.com)	(35)
		Full bodied, with hints of blackberries and oak and a subtle overtone of blackmail  (smh.com.au)	(11)

Guy bets his Redskins won't blow lead against Saints, if they do his friends can shoot his 60 inch TV  (barenucks.com)

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		Woman spraypaints message on her house that wishes Hitler was her neighbor instead of her homeowner's association, offending Hitler  (clickorlando.com)	(196)
		Saints coach getting fed up with the poor play of overhyped bust Reggie Kardashian  (fannation.com)	(131)
		Michigan police on the hunt for "Bad Breath Bandit." The Scope of his crime wave? He a-Certs himself, hints that there's a gum in his pocket, then makes off with a mint  (news.sky.com)	(33)

		"We're going for it." - New Orleans Saints coach Sean Payton on whether the team will pursue 16-0 or rest starters down the stretch  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(852)
		This week's NFL snap judgements: The Colts and Saints endure, the Chiefs have a quarterback controversy, and the Steelers couldn't close a game if you gave the defense shotguns  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(172)
		Two men make 28,000 fake hotel reservations for points to make not-so-fake hotel reservations  (examiner.com)	(83)

		Running out of ideas, GM appoints new head of North American Union. Subby wonders how many Ameros it'll cost for a new Corvette  (news.yahoo.com)	(44)
		Sports Guy attempts to jinx the Saints and Colts into losing  (sports.espn.go.com)	(46)

(Some Guy)

There's a compelling national security argument in favor of alternative energy. But the main "green energy" proponents don't want to make it because it also points to developing nuclear power and "drill, baby, drill"  (justoneminute.typepad.com)

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		Who waints to see a chimp in a potty training video?  (youtube.com)	(26)
		Saints to dump Reggie Bush next year in favor of a cheaper third-down back. Maybe the Texans can pick him up for the veterans' minimum  (fannation.com)	(125)

ESPN's Power Rankings show, once again, that the Saints are the undisputed #1 team in the NFL  (espn.go.com)

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It's the game of the year, or at least the game of the year of the week. It's your Pats at Saints MNF thread  (cbssports.com)

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(My West Texas)		1284 total yards and 164 total points scored. No, this isn't an individual's statistics for the year, it's the numbers for a single game. Welcome to Texas 6 man high school football  (mywesttexas.com)	(34)
		IAEA sends strongly worded memo to Iran, U.S. hints at larger font sizes to come    (telegram.com)	(90)

Britain opens official inquiry into Iraq war, appoints insider to run it. Expect hard-hitting answers like "Iraq is in the desert," "soldiers fought there," "pie tastes good"  (nytimes.com)

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After blowing out Tampa Bay to bring their record to 10-0, New Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees says "we haven't peaked yet"  (usatoday.com)

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Senator McCaskill points out that if the healthcare reform bill was printed with regular size font, columns and spacing it would be about the same length as Sarah Palin's book  (thehill.com)

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