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Headlines matching 'IGN'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(MSNBC) Strange China to ban names that signal 'orphan' status. Example - Tossy McBaby  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (34)
(NewsOK) Dumbass Communications director forced to resign after learning (1) people read his emails, (2) Oklahoma residents aren't Monty Python fans  (newsok.com) (171)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The top 50 foreign language films of the last decade, which you've never heard of because the actors don't speak American  (denofgeek.com) (157)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Search Engine Land) Amusing Search Engine Land gives credit to Fark for giving a whole new meaning to "Romney" (3rd paragraph shoutout in the section "The Linking Campaign")  (searchengineland.com) (0)
(Science Daily) Obvious Microbiologist says our ignorance on role of microbes in oceans, global warming future, leads to HUGE RISKS, and calls for more research to identify and reduce HUGE RISKS caused by our ignorance of the HUGH RISKS associated with AGW HUGE RISKS  (sciencedaily.com) (68)
(Telegram) Cool 11-year-old girl designs video game, earns trip to the White House (with impressive video)  (telegram.com) (42)
(Washington Post) Obvious Why Mitt Romney is failing to close the deal with GOP voters: "Romney's campaign is the Death Star. And nobody loves the Death Star"  (washingtonpost.com) (203)
(Mother Nature Network) Spiffy Scientists discover a drug designed to fight cancer reverses Alzheimer's in mice. Still no cure for cancer  (mnn.com) (65)
(Guardian) Followup Greek MPs resigning left, right and far-right over the latest demands from EZ finance ministers. Stay tuned as the drama unfolds toward its final act on Sunday  (guardian.co.uk) (103)
(Short List) Interesting Obama releases his campaign playlist on Spotify. Fox News disappointed with the damn American-ness of it all. Everyone else disappointed with the damn U2-ness of it all  (shortlist.com) (152)


Thu February 09, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Michele Bachmann equates her campaign with her marriage  (latimes.com) (96)
(Some Guy) Obvious In a story that would have been interesting in 1987; Elton John reignites feud with Madonna  (hlntv.com) (48)
(STLToday) Ironic St. Louis man fatally shot trying to get people to sign a petition to make Missouri safer  (stltoday.com) (76)
(Salon) Obvious When articles invoking the Holocaust and urging creative destruction in Iran appear on the same day in the WaPo, WSJ, Newsweek and Bloomberg News, a skeptical observer might be forgiven for suspecting a well-coordinated propaganda campaign  (salon.com) (430)
(SFGate) Unlikely John Edwards spent $836,000 in 2011 on the primary campaign he dropped in 2008. Now that's determination  (sfgate.com) (12)
(Some Wicked Willy) Amusing The judge found Alan Berger voluntarily signed up for the beer-drinking game of beer pong, and couldn't sue Wicked Willy. The judge said Berger "consumed alcohol to the point of diminished capacity"  (wtsp.com) (23)
(Marketwatch) Scary Insiders are selling their stock at almost Gaussian proportions. This is clearly a sign that the end times are near and you should convert your 401(k) to canned goods and ammo  (marketwatch.com) (14)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Fabio Capello resigns as England soccer coach. Who would have thought an Italian would leave a sinking ship?  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)
(Washington Post) Spiffy "While Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum are making each other unelectable, the president is singing Al Green, congratulating Super Bowl winners, raising obscene amounts of campaign cash and watching his poll numbers soar"  (washingtonpost.com) (323)
(CNN) Obvious Santorum claims that the GOP race is in "No Man's Land"--you know, that thing from World War I that was the ultimate sign of despair, foreboding, and hopelessness  (cnn.com) (44)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Sort of) Obvious This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign  (thedaily.com) (509)
(The Hill) Dumbass "Our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult for me to do as I damn well please" Thank God  (thehill.com) (162)
(AP) NewsFlash Karen Handel resigns from Komen for the Cure to spend more time making decisions for your family  (hosted.ap.org) (371)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Media Matters) Dumbass Fox News contributor and Breitbart catamite: "Obama should go back to burning the taxpayer-funded incense to whatever pagan, foreign deity he's worshipping"  (mediamatters.org) (196)
(Some Guy) Strange Movies banned in foreign countries for weird reasons  (flavorwire.com) (10)
(Think Progress) Unlikely Romney campaign: The reason why only 33,000 people showed up to vote in Nevada is because everyone else is already satisfied with Romney and didn't need to vote to prove it  (thinkprogress.org) (139)
(Washington Times) Obvious As predicted in 2011, the Obama administration revises the rules on how to calculate the jobless rates, just in time to kickoff his reelection campaign  (washingtontimes.com) (299)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Canadian police determine that certain astrological signs are more likely to be Aries-ted  (inquisitr.com) (49)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Nola.com) Obvious One writer gets it right about National Signing Day. Of course his press privileges will be revoked for all LSU games  (nola.com) (44)
(Gizmodo) Photoshop Photoshop Theme: Design an over-the-top opulent gadget. (LGTI)  (gizmodo.com) (28)
(Yahoo) Dumbass New debate coach turns around the Florida election and saves the Romney campaign. Romney being Romney, you can guess what happens next  (news.yahoo.com) (145)
(News.com.au) Scary Scientists want to engineer designer babies with three parents. MU-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA  (news.com.au) (63)
(TMZ) Interesting Kris Kristofferson's son has been signed by WWE. If he's lucky, they'll put him in a storyline only half as bad as Convoy  (tmz.com) (80)
(News.com.au) Caturday Australian SPCA designs iPad app for kittens so they can play games all Caturday long  (news.com.au) (811)


Fri February 03, 2012
(BBC) Dumbass Black Sabbath drummer threatens to pull out of band's reunion unless they offer him respect, dignity, and a "signable contract". Guess he's never seen Spinal Tap  (bbc.co.uk) (29)


Thu February 02, 2012
(The Atlantic) Followup Susan G. Komen Foundation's top public health official resigns over new anti-Planned Parenthood policy  (theatlantic.com) (777)


Wed February 01, 2012
(CNN) Obvious Do you live in Wisconsin? Did you sign the petition to recall Gov. Walker? If so, the Wisconsin Attorney General has decided just how to fix your wagon real good for ya  (cnn.com) (534)
(Boston.com) Obvious Michelle Bachmann has campaign debt. Mitt Romney has lots of money. Romney wants Bachmann's endorsement. What happens next?  (boston.com) (41)
(ESPN) Cool Just when you thought college football was on the sidelines, Hope springs eternal ....It's National Signing Day, people  (espn.go.com) (94)
(Some Guy) Spiffy While you can't stab someone over the internet, science is one step closer to allowing you to robo-bang your significant other while you play Elder Scrolls  (extremetech.com) (39)
(New York Daily News) Obvious New poll names Sophia Vergara as "most desirable woman", most phallic-sounding last name in a foreign language  (nydailynews.com) (62)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Weekly Standard) Followup The Obama campaign has found at least $500,000 of the $1.2B missing from MF Global  (weeklystandard.com) (69)
(Politico) Asinine John Edwards, facing jail time for federal campaign finance violations, spends $164,000 out of campaign account between October and December  (politico.com) (29)
(Rolling Stone) Interesting Comedian from popular, news-savvy TV show launches Presidential campaign to expose foibles of the political process. No, we're not talking about Stephen Colbert. Come upon my lawn and let me tell you about Pat Paulsen  (rollingstone.com) (67)
(The Gloss) Strange Designer unveils bizarre 'boob gown' at Rome fashion week. Looks like a 'One Tit Wonder' to subby  (thegloss.com) (106)
(Fark) Survey So Newt was told he couldn't use Eye of the Tiger as music for his campaign anymore. What song do you think he should use from now on?  (fark.com) (560)
(LA Times) Sad Nurseries urged to look for signs of drug-addicted babies, such as if the babies sleep a lot, soil themselves, or speak only in incoherent babble  (latimes.com) (27)
(CNN) Amusing Top Obama campaign official David Axelrod tweets picture of the President with his dog in the presidential limousine in a jab at Romney: "How loving owners transport their dogs"  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (115)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Some Dawg) Scary SEC cheerleaders are stereotyped as Southern belles...And then there's Georgia's Anna Watson, the Lou Ferrigno of cheerleading  (lostlettermen.com) (110)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Well, here's a shock. Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer is using her "tense" meeting with Obama to raise campaign money: " I wasn't pointing at him. I was telling him, 'You have ONE more year.'"  (huffingtonpost.com) (189)
(Huffington Post) Cool The entire cast of Arrested Development has signed on to star in the Netflix continuation of the series. There's always money in nostalgia. And the banana stand  (huffingtonpost.com) (143)
(ABC) Interesting Meet the guy who turned down a founding role in Facebook to work for the 2004 John Kerry campaign instead. Things have actually worked out pretty well for him  (abcnews.go.com) (19)
(Yahoo) Obvious It looked like Obama's re-election campaign was sailing against some stiff political winds, but then hot air masses in Iowa, New Hampshire, South Carolina and Florida dramatically changed the climate  (news.yahoo.com) (71)
(IGN) Cool Epic new Game of Thrones trailer will make you wish winter was over already  (tv.ign.com) (279)
(SFGate) Interesting Newt Gingrich says his war chest is down to $600,000 for the upcoming Florida Primary, tells Callista to cancel scheduled campaign appearance at Tiffany's  (sfgate.com) (33)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, financier of Newt Gingrich's campaign, under investigation for corruption  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)


Sat January 28, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Strange Newt Gingrich's campaign to show his softer side publishes "Newt with Animals" appears to be going after the I can haz cheese burger vote  (theatlanticwire.com) (139)
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Fran Drescher says aliens implanted microchip in her to help her find her future husband, berate Spinal Tap for album cover design  (huffingtonpost.com) (49)


Fri January 27, 2012
(TheFW) Amusing 11 Signs That Pat Sajak Is Always Drunk  (thefw.com) (51)
(Some Sleazeball) Dumbass Perry claims the $1.1 million in Texas taxpayer-funded security expenses from traveling the country during his disastrous and embarrassing Presidential campaign should not be reimbursed because he was "Promoting Texas"  (wfaa.com) (74)
(Washington Post) Followup Ron Paul signed off on racist newsletters. I assume in All-Caps  (washingtonpost.com) (113)
(Yahoo) Obvious Meanwhile, in Florida, Romney's lying about Obama's foreign policy record, Santorum is lying about the record of Romneycare in MA, and Newt Gingrich is lying about the record of .. Newt Gingrich  (news.yahoo.com) (58)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NJ.com) Sad Dear Mister Kotter, Juan Epstein is dead. Signed, Epstein's Mother  (nj.com) (67)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Newt Gingrich slams San Francisco for its "strange fantasies". San Francisco to use this in their next ad campaign  (huffingtonpost.com) (37)
(Space) Spiffy Remember when "Made in the U.S.A." was a sign of quality? Turns out it still is  (space.com) (58)
(The Daily Beast) Strange Fashion designers have their annual runaway fashiongasm, and the results are...well...um...people actually pay money for this crap? (w/pics of hot women in ugly clothes)  (thedailybeast.com) (26)
(Fox News) Fail "The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been." This is obviously false because Fidel Castro said it  (nation.foxnews.com) (70)
(Google) Interesting The billionaire that's almost single-handedly funding Gingrich's campaign isn't doing so because of what he thinks he will do for America so much as what he expects Gingrich to do for Israel  (google.com) (91)


Wed January 25, 2012
(TheSpec.com) Obvious Civil liberties professor says maybe, just maybe, the BBQ restaurant owner with signs saying he doesn't serve halal or Korean duck is making fun of kneejerk multiculturalism, and is not necessarily a racist monster  (thespec.com) (212)
(The New York Times) Followup NYC amputee-diabetic campaign features man who had his leg 'shopped off  (nytimes.com) (29)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Asinine Prized football recruit cannot sign with University of Georgia because (a) He didn't make good grades, (b) He started a fight at school, (c) his parents are undocumented Samoan immigrants  (ajc.com) (107)
(National Review) Interesting "The notion that this nation is one big team that acts collectively toward shared goals would be completely foreign to the men who founded it. But that is Obama's concept of America"  (nationalreview.com) (236)
(Yahoo) Obvious Since the beginning of the recall effort against him, the people have rallied around WI Gov Scott Walker, donating almost $4 million to his campaign. And by "the people" I mean millionaires in TX, MO, and AZ  (news.yahoo.com) (107)
(Some Guy) Fail Amusement park orders experts to redesign its new rollercoaster after dry runs smash limbs off dummies  (news.sky.com) (152)
(io9) Interesting The 10 most undignified deaths in science fiction. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHNNNNNN  (io9.com) (151)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Think Progress) Sick In a stunning display of rational discourse, Arkansas conservatives hold a productive town hall meeting with a local Democratic campaign manager about their concerns. Just kidding; they kill his cat and scrawl LIBERAL on it (warning: graphic)  (thinkprogress.org) (497)
(RealClearPolitics) Florida Romney campaign soils its magic underwear after new polls show Gingrich leading by 9 points in Florida  (realclearpolitics.com) (85)
(Mediaite) Amusing Governor Chris Christie says Newt Gingrich "has been an embarrassment for the Republican Party." Oh, the Romney campaign's going full scorched earth now, baby  (mediaite.com) (75)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Scientists say falling asleep right after sex is a sign you're deeply in love. Best. Wingmen. Ever  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)
(Yahoo) Interesting Russian scientist claims signs of life spotted on Venus. Wal-Mart immediately plans opening of store #8403  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Sat January 21, 2012
(NJ.com) News Joe Paterno signs deal to coach Devils  (nj.com) (846)
(WABC) Cool New app cracks one of the most unbreakable codes on earth: a NYC parking sign  (abclocal.go.com) (124)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Think Progress) Hero Obama signs off on forcing health insurers to almost universally cover contraceptives in their plans. Insurance carriers to announce premium hikes to cover the high cost of women getting not pregnant  (thinkprogress.org) (398)
(Ohio.com) Obvious Record liquor sales of $794 million in 2011 called a "good sign for Ohio economy". Which is a nice way to say that your state is 5.3% drunker than last year  (ohio.com) (68)
(The Hill) Obvious Just so you know, the Democrats have accepted more campaign money from Bain Capital than the Republicans have  (thehill.com) (171)
(Daily Mail) Strange Designer unveils G-string wedding dress, entire congregation sees what the groom is looking forward to (mildly NSFW)  (dailymail.co.uk) (31)
(Fox News) Dumbass MPAA's Chris Dodd threatens to cut off Hollywood's campaign contributions if Obama does not change his position on SOPA  (foxnews.com) (479)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy In a sure sign that 2012 is truly the end-of-times, Rick Santorum gets behind ACLU effort to make it easier for blacks to vote   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (58)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Obama political ad claims that Politifact certified as "Promise Kept" his campaign promise to clean up ethics in the White House. Politifact: "Um, well that was actually for one specific item back in 2009"  (politifact.com) (65)
(Ohio.com) Unlikely Homeowners: After company started drilling for oil nearby, our water smelled like rotten eggs, contained concrete slurry and gas bubbles that could be ignited with match. State: Coincidence, because we make sure drilling is safe  (ohio.com) (239)
(CJDS) Obvious "Three co-sponsors of the bills... announced their shift in support in light of a viral campaign... that included the voluntary blackout of Wikipedia, Reddit, Fark and thousands of other websites." Behold the power of Fark   (criminaljusticedegreeschools.com) (12)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting How Republicans killed their 2012 campaign centerpiece, investment portfolios   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (53)
(BBC) Fail Where to put a sign that reads: "Please do not attach or affix any structures or objects to the park furniture and trees at Highbury Fields including the benches and lamp posts."?  (bbc.co.uk) (44)
(Prague Monitor) Sick Man convinces healthy 22-year-old woman he can look through her eyes and can see a malignant tumor inside, persuades woman to provide $10,000 for treatment. After the young woman runs out of money, he starts to accept sex as payment  (praguemonitor.com) (123)
(Daily Mail) Followup David Beckham signs two-year extension with L.A. Galaxy, squashing rumors of transfer to Paris St. Germain. Better luck next time, Los Angeles  (dailymail.co.uk) (20)
(NewsBusters) Dumbass Andrew Sullivan claims that tax rates are at 50 year lows, which is true provided you ignore the past 50 years of data. Why are Obama's cheerleaders so dumb?  (newsbusters.org) (165)
(ESPN) Interesting Terrell Owens signs w/Dallas. Get your popcorn ready  (espn.go.com) (43)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Fark) Scary I just saw that today is the 10th anniversary of the day I signed up for a Fark account (after lurking for a year or so). Come and tell me how much I suck and/or need to get a life. How many of you other 10+ year oldtimers are still around?  (fark.com) (607)
(SLTrib) Asinine Religious leaders sign letter opposing gay marriage because if it were legal, they'd be seen "as bigots, subjecting them to the full arsenal of government punishments and pressures reserved for racists"  (sltrib.com) (143)
(NHL) Cool Nick Foligno does to Dion Phaneuf what everyone wanted to do to Drew for not getting the SOPA trolling, and I want a cheap greenlight for a hockey fight video  (video.nhl.com) (24)
(Fark) Survey I confess, I've been ignoring this SOPA drama, and now I find myself confused. Can someone give me a breakdown on why Drew and Wiki are at odds over SOPA? Also, why should I care about SOPA? I just wanna fark THAT MAKES ALL OF US  (fark.com) (151)
(Miami Herald) Asinine Perry trying to revive campaign using faith but doesn't realize God is only helping Tebow  (miamiherald.com) (63)
(Think Progress) Stupid Santorum's campaign, on why Bachmann's campaign failed, says that a woman cannot be President as it is against God's will - YEAH NOW WERE TALKING  (thinkprogress.org) (120)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Reuters) Cool One million, ah ah ahh, one million signatures to recall Gov. Walker  (reuters.com) (398)
(Some Unemployed Guy) Interesting A sign of the times. Employers are having a hard time finding people to work for them  (lifeinc.today.msnbc.msn.com) (219)
(Jalopnik) Interesting Why the check engine light in your car should be banned, as opposed to completely ignored like it is now  (jalopnik.com) (377)
(ESPN) Stupid Arsenal spot talent in their star striker Robin Van Persie's 5 year old son, attempt to sign him to a long term contract. No, seriously  (soccernet.espn.go.com) (23)
(Palm Beach Post) Obvious Sign of the times: Justifiable homicides on the rise. "We have guns for protection, and now we know why"  (palmbeachpost.com) (208)


Mon January 16, 2012
(The Weekly Standard) Sad Wacko fringe fundies are flaunting the tax exempt status of churches to campaign outright for their candidates from the pulpit  (weeklystandard.com) (168)
(Guardian) Dumbass Politician forced to resign after creating Downfall parody attacking opponent. Wait until Hitler hears about this  (guardian.co.uk) (86)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious New 20 mph sign with radar speed display has one question on driver's minds: will the sign blow up if I hit 100?  (lancashiretelegraph.co.uk) (143)
(ABC) Sappy Romney gives unemployed women money from his pocket in what surely wasn't a staged campaign event  (abcnews.go.com) (193)


Sat January 14, 2012
(USA Today) Weird If you've been wanting to buy a tractor owned by Jay Leno and signed by George W Bush, you're in luck  (content.usatoday.com) (45)
(Network World) Obvious Obama on SOPA: I kind of oppose it....well, certain parts of it at least. And if it passes I shall give it a thought of whether to veto it or not.....but I will most likely sign it  (networkworld.com) (366)
(LA Times) Stupid In yet another sign that the Mayans were onto something, it's possible that there will be more Twilight films made after Breaking Dawn Part 2 is released, or even a Twilight TV series  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (25)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Atlantic Wire) Asinine Lamar Smith on SOPA opponents: "Do they profit from selling advertising to these foreign websites? And if they do, they need to be stopped. And I don't mind taking that on"  (theatlanticwire.com) (52)
(News4Jax) Florida There's one state where even Ron Paul won't campaign for Ron Paul, and his grassroots staff aren't even sure Ron Paul will show up for the CNN debate  (news4jax.com) (88)
(WMCTV) Fail Memphis man ignores ages old rule, brings sledge hammer to gunfight  (wmctv.com) (40)


Thu January 12, 2012
(NME) Cool Johnny Marr designing his own line or Ray Ban sunglasses. Meanwhile, Morrissey is busy designing his own line of lettuce strainers  (nme.com) (27)
(Some Guy) Interesting The number of employees who claim they have witnessed improper contributions to campaigns and parties has gone up since 2010. Fark: By 400%  (rollcall.com) (22)
(CNN) Obvious In a dark world where the Vulture King of a secret cult is poised to begin his unholy reign, only one man can now stand against him. He is humanity's last hope. He is Newt Gingrich  (cnn.com) (71)
(Daily Mail) Sad Another sign of the Apocalypse: Sales of Crocs hit the $1 billion mark  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)


Wed January 11, 2012
(The Times of India) Obvious Dear Mr. Kotter: Please excuse Juan for being absent from class. He was busy helping the National Investigation Agency bust a fake note gang. Signed, Epstein's Mother  (timesofindia.indiatimes.com) (37)
(CNN) Sad Cash strapped parents ignore lump on kid's neck. "It was painless and didn't bother him". In other news, apparently lymphoma is painless  (cnn.com) (221)
(Some Silver Haired Guy) Obvious Forget the economy, foreign policy, social issues. Nope, more important factor to consider in the presidential race is who has the best hair  (mcsweeneys.net) (42)
(CSMonitor) Unlikely Head of Russian Space Agency isn't blaming its recent string of accidents and failures on foreign sabotage. He's just asking questions  (csmonitor.com) (34)
(Slate) Obvious This just in: Campaign signs no longer work  (slate.com) (103)


Tue January 10, 2012
(The Atlantic) Amusing "A sign language interpreter glove that links to your smartphone." If only there was some other way that deaf people could text on a smartphone  (theatlantic.com) (26)
(MSNBC) Unlikely The Huntsman campaign gets its worst headline of the cycle: "Is Huntsman the new Santorum?"   (nbcpolitics.msnbc.msn.com) (50)
(Yahoo) Interesting A surprisingly well-written list of 12 Wall Street morons you should be ignoring  (finance.yahoo.com) (29)
(Some Guy) Amusing Japanese department store loses its copy of the 7 words you cannot say on television just in time to start a new advertising campaign, w/Not safe for work language poster results (Language is NSFW)  (guyism.com) (75)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Boston Herald) Spiffy What has two thumbs and just raked in $8.5M for his Senate re-election campaign?  (bostonherald.com) (80)
(New Zealand Herald) Sappy Just a typical love story of boy meets girl, girl gives boy wrong number by mistake, girl finds boy with the help of nationwide internet campaign, girl finds out boy already has a girlfriend and needs to get to the gym in 26 minutes  (nzherald.co.nz) (91)


Sun January 08, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Speeding tickets increase after DOT puts bags over speed limit signs  (wtsp.com) (113)
(Some Guy) Stupid In the United States, there are more raped women than smokers of both genders. In other news, there has been a significant increase of apple tree growth, but the shortage of oranges continues  (significancemagazine.org) (595)
(Detroit Free Press) Interesting Parents are breaking the age rule to sign their kids up to Facebook. What could possibly go wrong?  (freep.com) (171)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Rick Perry's campaign death-knell continues on as he announces that he would put troops back into Iraq  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (91)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Vancouver Sun) Spiffy Vancouver's world-famous "Japadog" expanding to NYC to take on city's classic street hot dogs. Whose wiener will reign supreme?  (blogs.vancouversun.com) (61)
(Mediaite) Amusing Actual headline: RuPaul Is 'Campaigning' In New Hampshire To Spread Awareness That He Is Not Ron Paul. "Any time a man leaves the house in a wig and a pair of cha cha heels, he's making a political statement." RUPAUL  (mediaite.com) (74)
(TSN) Followup NHLPA rejects NHL's realignment plan, firing the first shot in the upcoming CBA negotiations  (tsn.ca) (307)


Fri January 06, 2012
(LA Times) Unlikely Poet launches campaign to stamp out 'awesome'. Duuuuude  (latimes.com) (66)
(Discover) Unlikely No, astronomers didn't detect alien signals from space. Now, if you'd please just look into this neuralyzer   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (12)
(Politico) Followup Herman Cain says he will torpedo someone's campaign on January 19th  (politico.com) (61)


Thu January 05, 2012
(LA Times) Fail David Beckham bewildered about why people think he is a secret homosexual. In other news, Mr Beckham stars in a new underwear campaign that proudly exhibits his groin bulge  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (66)
(The New York Times) Interesting Let me posit a hypothetical of why Perry is still campaigning : Rick Perry has discovered he's the evil son of Jor-El, destined to fight his half brother Obama for control of the universe. Otherwise, it's over dude   (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ron Paul's version of "Joe the Plumber" is Jessie the Soldier, whose habit of campaigning for Paul while in full uniform may soon earn him a new title: "Jessie the court-martialed"  (news.yahoo.com) (180)
(Huffington Post) Followup Benedict Cumberbatch LENSFLARE has signed LENSFLARE on to play LENSFLARE the villian in Star LENSFLARE Trek II: The Search for LENSFLARE  (huffingtonpost.com) (113)
(MSNBC) Obvious After I finish updating my Facebook page with precise details on my location and actions, and Tweet about what I just did in the bathroom, remind me to tell you about the seven signs that show we're living in the post-privacy era  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Interesting Interesting designs for the (almost was) anime-inspired Justice League  (tencentticker.com) (55)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Fox News) Scary Fox News explores whether every musician except Kid Rock is part of a secret conspiracy to keep all the really good campaign songs away from the GOP  (foxnews.com) (251)
(Canada.com) Ironic Auxiliary Bishop of Los Angeles resigns to spend more time with his children  (canada.com) (63)
(Gizmodo) Cool Lost world discovered under Antarctica is full of weird alien-looking species. Still no sign of Elvis  (gizmodo.com) (103)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Survey finds two thirds of British drivers are confused by basic road signs, 100% still drive on the wrong side of the road  (dailymail.co.uk) (75)
(CNBC) Scary Are consumers out of money? *shakes magic 8-ball* signs point to yes  (cnbc.com) (73)
(Reuters) Spiffy Total signs $2.3 billion shale deal. You would have to sign 500 Kellogg's shale deals to equal the shale dealing power of Total  (reuters.com) (17)


Mon January 02, 2012
(BBC) Interesting Google trials search page redesign. You'll get over it  (bbc.co.uk) (40)
(Yahoo) Amusing Bachmann admits to supporters that it will take "a miracle" to save her campaign. Apparently she figures that since God isn't busy with Tim Tebow anymore, maybe he's got some spare time  (news.yahoo.com) (23)
(WorldNetDaily) Silly It's time for World Net Daily's "Most ignored stories of 2011." Why yes they all have to do with disproved Obama "conspiracies" and other ridiculous stretches of the imagination  (wnd.com) (154)
(Huffington Post) Stupid Ron Paul reminds us that the Civil Rights Act destroyed private property as part of his "Ok guys, I'm gonna tank my campaign" final push  (huffingtonpost.com) (180)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Obama's NDAA Signing Statement: I have the power to detain Americans...but I won't  (infowars.com) (288)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Newt Gingrich is back to his old tricks, demanding people resign and whatnot. If he keeps this up, he's going to lose his Speakership for sure  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (46)
(NPR) Obvious Midwestern manufacturing industries have enjoyed 28 straight months of increasing revenue and profit, mostly because the 1% have figured out how to more effectively squeeze the balls of the significantly reduced workforce  (npr.org) (142)
(ljworld.com) Cool "It wasn't just local readers who were drawn to this story; the website Fark.com, which specializes in weird stories, sent significant traffic our way." Our traffic *is* very significant. (shoutout appears in Item #6)  (www2.ljworld.com) (1)


Fri December 30, 2011
(NPR) Weird Sales of beets are up, and more restaurants are serving beets than ever, all of this another sign that we are running out of food  (npr.org) (122)
(Boing Boing) Asinine This just in: US Congress clueless, ignorant about SOPA  (boingboing.net) (111)
(Some Guy) Obvious Anonymous hacked Stratfor using account Information stolen from porn sites -- expert says If you're going to sign up for a porn site, use a throwaway email account like everybody else  (nextgov.com) (34)
(Politico) Asinine Meet two campaign finance loopholes the size of Iowa  (politico.com) (32)


Thu December 29, 2011
(MSNBC) Sad With little to no American auto industry left to destroy, UAW turns its sights to ruining foreign industry as well  (msnbc.msn.com) (75)
(Investors Business Daily) Interesting Jon Huntsman most closely aligns with American's self-reported political views, so that means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to change his name to "Rodrigo" and become a ventriloquist  (news.investors.com) (80)
(Weekly World News) Silly Thousands of alien metal balls falling onto planet Earth. Experts say remain calm: "The balls seem to be designed to avoid striking any humans. They are friendly balls." If it's the Weekly World News, you know it's true  (weeklyworldnews.com) (60)
(Des Moines Register) Fail The Iowa chairman for Michele Bachmann's presidential campaign has left his position and signed on with RON PAUL. This is the biggest blow a Bachmann has taken since Marcus realized he didn't have $500 on him for that transvestite hooker   (caucuses.desmoinesregister.com) (21)
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Asinine Today in "I'm fairly certain this is illegal" news: The Virginia GOP will make Republican primary voters sign a loyalty pledge to back the nominee, regardless of who wins, or they won't be allowed to vote  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (243)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Winning: Twice as many 18-year-olds signed up to Facebook than are registered to vote in the UK  (dailymail.co.uk) (31)
(USA Today) Interesting Fashion designer makes gown out of Ford Focus parts . As expected, most women want bigger headlights  (content.usatoday.com) (19)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Catholic archbishop compares Gay Pride parade to Ku Klux Klan -- possibly because the KKK has started using designer sheets  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)
(The New York Times) Fail Rick Perry: "Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don't have to buy from a foreign source"  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (234)
(Some Guy) Scary Anti-whaling ship signals for help after its hull is seriously damaged by a rogue wave. Where is their pod now?  (couriermail.com.au) (167)
(Torrent Freak) Ironic Over 800 IP addresses assigned to the U.S. House of Representatives used for illegal torrent sharing  (torrentfreak.com) (88)


Wed December 28, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Callista Gingrich makes rare campaign remarks. And I quote: "ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (173)
(Some Guy) Obvious As Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and others fall out of fashion, so does the trend of 'designer handbag dogs'. This brings up the question, what do you do with these annoying little furballs?  (environmentalgraffiti.com) (78)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Deadspin) Obvious MLB's new security chief used to work for the Secret Service. When assigned to White House security in 1995, he denied Monica Lewinsky access to the Oval Office. Guess what happened next?  (deadspin.com) (24)
(My Fox Boston) Cool Subway dispatcher will not be fired for displaying "deck the halls" lyrics in between boring messages on electronic signs on Christmas  (myfoxboston.com) (24)
(CBS News) Obvious Newt breaks his "positive campaigning only" vow by attacking Mitt "the Massachusetts Moderate," says Mitt wanted him to and it was totally amicable  (cbsnews.com) (56)


Mon December 26, 2011
(National Journal) Scary Ron Paul's foreign policy is "sheer lunacy"... but you already knew that, right? Right?  (nationaljournal.com) (205)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail It's never a good sign when your employer begins advertising your job while you still occupy it, particularly after you just made your employer $10.8 billion   (eye-on-college-basketball.blogs.cbssports.com) (9)


Fri December 23, 2011
(CNN) Followup Obama signs Boehner's extension  (cnn.com) (92)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Gingrich campaign on Calista: "We're waiting to unleash her". Complete with creepy Calista waiting to be unleashed pic  (huffingtonpost.com) (118)
(Daily Mail) Silly Cafe owner posts sign of himself threatening Santa with a knife, saying "Eat here or the old bastard gets it". Surprisingly, some people have a problem with this  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)
(Some Guy) Obvious News: Sign most sought after QB in the offseason. Dumbass: Can't win a game when he's actually playing. Fark.com: Play his backup instead, actually win games  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (46)
(MSNBC) Stupid TSA launches "TSA Cares," a helpline designed to help prime senior citizens and the disabled for their groping  (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (53)


Thu December 22, 2011
(IndyStar) Silly Is it proper football etiquette to continue to wear the NFL jersey of a player who has signed with another team? "Two-beer fine"  (indystar.com) (179)
(Huffington Post) Stupid A Girl Scouts troop's decision to admit a 7-year-old transgender child this fall has prompted three leaders to resign and dissolve their troops. Guess they'll all forfeit their tolerance badges  (huffingtonpost.com) (560)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Harrison Ford signs on for "Ender's Game." He belongs in a museum  (insidemovies.ew.com) (110)
(New York Magazine) Stupid Candy store Sugar & Plumm Purveyors of Yumm learns the hard way the Upper West Side doesn't like cute store names, bright layouts, or fun. "The whole thing needs toned down. The coolest places in New York have no signs"  (nymag.com) (163)
(MSNBC) Fail Bradley Manning's Klinger photos ignored by army, now hotlips on prison radar for hawkeye pierce  (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com) (112)
(Google) Photoshop Photoshop challenge: design a band's next album cover  (images.google.com) (28)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Yahoo) Sappy Boy: I'm concerned that the chimney on our new house is too small for Santa. Builders: Too small you say? Well we will redesign it and test the new design with a Santa Claus impersonator just for you  (news.yahoo.com) (80)
(Politico) Obvious Conservatives and Republican elites in Iowa want voters to ignore Ron Paul win because it might kill the first-in-the-nation caucuses, not realizing that one does not simply ignore RON PAUL  (politico.com) (117)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid If you're having sex with another man under the "Welcome to Caseyville" sign, you're probably not going to get off with a warning. Not even you, Sheriff. (with creepy mugshot)  (bnd.com) (105)
(The New York Times) Sad In 1948, six Boeing engineers checked into a hotel with slide rules and balsa wood. They emerged three days later with the B-52, which is still flying after its last designer died this month  (nytimes.com) (178)
(wmal.com) Amusing Newt Gingrich can't seem to get enough signatures to have his name on the Virginia ballot while Mitt Romney shows off video from his smartphone of alllllll his signatures. Bonus: filmed in Mitt Romney's kitchen  (wmal.com) (67)
(Yahoo) Fail "I am as broken hearted as others about having to pull out" Herman Cain said to one of his mistresses as he blamed the 'liberal media' for his failed presidential campaign  (news.yahoo.com) (113)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Study shows significant numbers of teenage girls are having group sex. Somehow this is supposed to be a bad thing  (dailymail.co.uk) (191)
(Yahoo) Sad You can't say that this should end well if it shows no signs of ending  (news.yahoo.com) (43)
(Gallup) Obvious It's not even 2012, but the majority of America wishes the presidential election campaign was over with  (gallup.com) (120)


Sun December 18, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine Trend: designer firewood. Subby gets his firewood from old-growth forest. It's independent woodland, you probably haven't heard of it  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (52)
(CBS News) Sad Legislators resigning since they can't fundraise during legislative sessions. Cue the tiny violins  (cbsnews.com) (58)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Philly.com) Amusing Comcast is signing up new customers now that they're pretending not to be Comcast  (articles.philly.com) (49)
(The Sun) Silly Nursery school bans children from making "diamond in the sky" sign while singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", because vagina  (thesun.co.uk) (118)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Strange 5'10'' Division III white collegian who became YouTube sensation for his mind-boggling dunks signs contract with Harlem Globetrotters, hoping to attract fans who like a little vanilla in their jam. Duke sucks  (sports.yahoo.com) (19)
(Detroit News) Cool Out of ideas to save his failing state, Michigan governor signs law allowing residents to just blow the place up. Salute  (detnews.com) (60)
(Salon) Scary Glenn Greenwald discusses three myths about the Detention Bill (NDAA) that Obama has agreed to sign off on. And yes, it's much worse than we've been led to believe  (salon.com) (298)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida And the sign said "The next salesman, Jehovah's Witness, will be greeted with a loaded shotgun. Ring my door bell or knock on my door at your own risk. If I blast you, you have nobody to blame but yourself" Hilarity ensued  (tampabay.com) (136)


Thu December 15, 2011
(NPR) Followup No, Obama did not j/k on his promise to veto the defense bill if it included language to incarcerate without due process. Language of the bill was changed to exempt US citizens before being signed  (npr.org) (259)
(Bloomberg) Obvious Chinese haxxors are stealing petabytes worth of proprietary data from foreign countries and corporations. In other news, the US just passed legislation to put you in jail for stealing photoshop  (mobile.bloomberg.com) (56)
(Some Guy) Interesting Freedom From Religion Foundation: "If the county can put a Nativity scene on the courthouse lawn, then we can hang a sign saying there are no gods." County officials: "YOINK"  (kltv.com) (475)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Unlikely Mitt Romey's campaign slogan "Keep America American" also happens to be the slogan of the Ku Klux Klan. I'm sure it's just a coincidence  (americablog.com) (153)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ohio landlord fights 'White Only' pool sign ruling  (news.yahoo.com) (370)
(Starpulse) Obvious Black Keys won't sign up for streaming sites because it's not fair to the suckers that actually paid for music  (starpulse.com) (91)
(Fox News) Obvious "In the dozen swing states where voters will decide the 2012 presidential election, a new Gallup/USA Today poll shows President Obama losing to the current Republican frontrunners by significant margins"  (foxnews.com) (236)
(Talking Points Memo) Strange Romney campaign announces endorsement from Christine O'Donnell. Witch they believe will help with his conservative credentials  (talkingpointsmemo.com) (92)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Remember "Slut Walk"? That's old news. OWS? Soooo yesterday. Today's outrage is brought to you by the "Muff Walk"...a march in protest of designer vaginas  (newswire.xbiz.com) (581)
(Daily Mail) Scary Beware of fake "designer" gifts this holiday season, in particular these exploding candles  (dailymail.co.uk) (44)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Huffington Post) Amusing Mitt Romney decides to shmooze with a Vietnam veteran on a campaign stop; a gay Vietnam vet dining with his husband. Fabulous hilarity ensues  (huffingtonpost.com) (265)
(MSNBC) Caption Montana launches winter tourist advertising campaign. Suggest some slogans (Voting Enabled)  (msnbc.msn.com) (236)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Yahoo) Followup "Invented people" respond that Gingrich is a 100% authentic ignorant, racist, cracker  (news.yahoo.com) (279)
(Village Voice) Ironic The music in Rick Perry's now famously mocked campaign ad? Yeah, it was a knock-off of composer Aaron Copeland, creator of some of the most iconic and beloved American music ever composed. Who was also Gay, Jewish, and a Communist supporter  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (96)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy 204 tech visionaries sign a letter decrying the Stop Online Piracy Act  (moviecitynews.com) (43)
(Scientific American) Scary The crazy weather of 2011 was just a sign of things to come  (scientificamerican.com) (57)
(Some Greasy Guy) Strange A sign of the times: Thieves are now stealing used cooking oil from restaurants. Bonus: The used oil is worth about $1,000  (boston.cbslocal.com) (49)
(CNBC) Ironic New laws designed to protect consumers from credit card fees actually costing them more  (cnbc.com) (42)
(Bloomberg) Spiffy S&P's chief credit officer downgraded from "employed" to "fired". This leaves him at "junk" status and available for assignment to the Chicago Cubs  (bloomberg.com) (7)


Thu December 08, 2011
(UPI) Strange Man wears Chewbacca mask during shooting, cops assign case to their new wookie  (upi.com) (37)
(C|Net) Spiffy The redesign is coming out  (news.cnet.com) (56)
(Seattle Times) Interesting Starbucks' general counsel retires to help Obama campaign's chances grow from Tall to Venti  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (25)


Wed December 07, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Protip: When submitting a bigoted political campaign video to Youtube, remember to disable like/dislike ratings for the video  (youtube.com) (432)
(TwinCities.com) Cool Governor Walker signs bill that says lawyers shouldn't get paid more than three times what they win for their clients. In other news, Bar Association backs recall  (twincities.com) (121)
(TwinCities.com) Amusing Signs on your car that might attract cops: Exhibit A  (twincities.com) (105)
(NJ.com) Obvious Chris Christie heads to Iowa to put some weight behind Mitt Romney's campaign  (nj.com) (37)
(Daily Mail) Followup Remember the former Miss USA arrested for drunk driving in Michigan who claimed she was going to be the designated driver? Her story is about .20 percent accurate  (dailymail.co.uk) (38)
(Boing Boing) Spiffy Petition circulated to get a pardon for Turing. Please enter the characters in the box to prove you are human and sign the petition  (boingboing.net) (26)


Tue December 06, 2011
(CBS Sports) Cool Apparently, signing Jeff Garcia as the third-string quarterback is what Houston needed to do to get a thread. Happy now, Texans fans?  (cbssports.com) (52)
(NYPost) Followup MFers ignored several warnings from chief risk officer about firm's bet on European bonds. Stupid MFers  (nypost.com) (5)
(RealClearPolitics) Obvious We Americans are fooling ourselves if we ignore the parallels between Europe's problems and our own  (realclearpolitics.com) (73)
(NHL) Cool Norris, Adams, Patrick, Smythe: NHL Realigns  (nhl.com) (250)


Mon December 05, 2011
(truTV) Scary Maybe the reason the Russian Mars probe wasn't designed well for space travel is that it wasn't actually designed for space travel  (blog.trutv.com) (53)
(Fox News) Obvious The EU says that chocolate doesn't help children grow, ignoring the obvious horizontal inches  (foxnews.com) (15)
(National Review) Fail Why do European banks hold so much toxic sovereign debt? Because EU rules told them to  (nationalreview.com) (153)
(Yahoo) Hero After Herman Cain suspends his presidential campaign, his former opponents attempt to court his base by basically saying, "If you were crazy enough to vote for him you are crazy enough to vote for me"  (news.yahoo.com) (77)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Mediaite) Obvious George Will calls Herman Cain an 'entrepreneurial charlatan' who used his campaign 'as a book tour.' Why won't the liberal, mainstream, MSM, in-bed-with-Obama socialist Muslim media leave Cain alone?  (mediaite.com) (98)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) NewsFlash Herman Cain suspends campaign to spend more time with your wife  (chicagotribune.com) (672)
(The Raw Story) Asinine When Alabama arrested one foreign car executive under its new immigration law, that might have been a fluke. But now they've gone and done it again  (rawstory.com) (176)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Google) Photoshop Photoshop theme: Move a street name sign to a more appropriate, or inappropriate location  (images.google.com) (38)
(TwinCities.com) Obvious "Across the country the court systems and particularly the Bankruptcy Court in Minnesota, are composed of a bunch of ignoramus, bigoted Catholic beasts that carry the sword of the church"  (twincities.com) (73)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup When asked if his candidate would participate in the NewsMax debate moderated by Donald Trump, Huntsman's campaign adviser responded, "lol." Seriously   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (173)
(G4TV) Interesting Minecraft creator steps down as lead designer, fans weep blocky tears of sadness  (g4tv.com) (45)
(Slashdot) PSA FCC approves body-borne medical device networks. No word on who gets to assign I pee addresses  (science.slashdot.org) (30)
(Starpulse) Obvious Kim Kardashian placed on Australian immigration watch list after introducing foreign species "Khloe Kardashian" to the ecosystem  (starpulse.com) (13)
(BBC) Interesting Headlines about fighting against capitalism, foreign wars, deadbeat fathers, strange lights in the sky and a cow that swallowed a snake: It's not Fark, it's England in 1811  (bbc.co.uk) (7)
(Abc.net.au) Followup Dear Fark, Thanks for the sweaters, signed NZ penguins  (abc.net.au) (34)
(Some Guy) Fail In what may be the biggest load of crap since the whole "If you've ever smoked a joint, you caused 9/11" campaign, a legislator compares copyright infringement to child porn  (techdirt.com) (22)
(Yahoo) Unlikely In a sure sign of Barbara Walters' future battles with dementia, the Kardashians make her list of the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011  (news.yahoo.com) (32)
(Some Guy) Asinine TSA detains 17 year old girl at Norfolk airport, over the design of her purse. It had a replica gun on it. TSA This is a federal offense because it's in the shape of a gun. Girl, It's not real  (news4jax.com) (247)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting YouTube redesign launches, prompting a huge yawn of outrage. You'll get over it  (mashable.com) (61)
(truTV) Asinine When designing a bikini lap dance contest, don't place flimsy lawn chairs on the edge of the stage, or else drunk college kids will fall over and be further humiliated...Okay, on second thought, do  (trutv.com) (124)
(Reuters) Fail Australian Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd said in an interview that he backed the creation of a trilateral security deal and that the response from the Indian government had been "positive." India: Uhhh WTF are you talking about?  (reuters.com) (8)
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Herman Cain has not talked to his wife about the campaign, everything else  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (34)
(Chicago Tribune) Cool In his first move as Cubs GM, Epstein signs DeJesus to a 2 year deal. This is not a repeat from 1977  (chicagotribune.com) (36)
(PhysOrg.com) Interesting Throwing poop is a sign of intelligence in chimps; inner workings of Congress remain inexplicable  (physorg.com) (11)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Herman Cain's campaign has taken a finanical hit after the allegations. YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING YOU WILL REGRET THIS  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (70)
(Some Guy) Photoshop Ohio is redesigning their license plates. Let's help them design one that accurately depicts the state  (dispatch.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Stupid So what you are saying is that Pedo Bear works like the bat signal, the sword of omens, and promises of free beer  (therepublic.com) (110)
(Rasmussen Reports) Obvious A new Rasmussen poll finds 70% of American adults prefer stores that use signs with Merry Christmas over Happy Holidays  (rasmussenreports.com) (377)
(Google) Interesting Researchers design robot for brain surgery that's ten times more steady than human hands, is less likely to sneeze when the scalpel is next to the parietal lobe  (google.com) (5)
(MSNBC) Asinine "Sheriff Joe" Arapaio endorses Rick Perry, will campaign for him him in NH. Says he was on the fence about who to endorse until he spent a lovely weekend at the Perry family hunting lodge  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com) (51)
(Yahoo) Amusing FL Congressman attacks reporter for being "an advocate" after the reporter couldn't help laughing in his face when the Congressman made a pants-on-head-stupid comment about foreign policy  (news.yahoo.com) (201)


Tue November 29, 2011
(NewsOK) Strange News: diverse resumes help in these tough economic times. Fark: sex toy engineer, hoverboard designer, and arsonist may be a bit much to land that new career  (newsok.com) (20)
(Denver Post) Interesting To bolster safety ... Unusual signs go up ... New York tries haiku  (denverpost.com) (45)
(Some Guy) News Herman Cain reassessing his campaign. If only he'd waited until his wife was sick to have an extramarital affair he'd be leading the GOP race  (933flz.com) (282)
(MacWorld) Cool Sotheby's to auction Apple's founding contract, complete with signatures of Steve Wozniak, Steve Jobs--and Ron Wayne, whose $800, 10% share he sold back to the Steves days after signing would be worth a cool $3.5 billion today  (macworld.com) (17)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you want to stop cars from speeding down your street, should you A: Install speed bumps? B: Erect speed limit signs? or C: Throw bricks through car's windows as they drive by?  (tampabay.com) (87)
(Green Bay Press Gazettee) Cool In just 12 days, over 300,000 out of the 540,000 signatures required to recall Gov. Scott Walker have been collected  (greenbaypressgazette.com) (155)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Obama campaign strategery to focus on the downtrodden who think that government will help them and the intellecutal elite who think government can help   (campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com) (183)


Sun November 27, 2011
(The Atlantic) Interesting Why do liberals ignore the fact that Obama has not kept his campaign promises? Bonus: Written by a liberal  (theatlantic.com) (428)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Paste Magazine) Interesting Paste Magazine ranks 11 Christmas ales. Santa might need a designated sleigh flyer  (pastemagazine.com) (66)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Packers linebacker makes his case to be signed by the Minnesota Vikings  (fox11online.com) (39)
(Some Guy) Hero Protip: Cheat on your boyfriend AFTER you sign a consent form allowing him to tattoo anything he wants on your back  (veryweirdnews.com) (439)
(Daily Mail) Scary Put on your tin foil hats, friends, because malls are starting to track where and how long you shop by using your cell phone signal  (dailymail.co.uk) (114)


Wed November 23, 2011
(USA Today) Spiffy Ignore that other story, cocaine won't keep your uterus cancer-free. For that you need Juan Valdez and his donkey  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (18)


Tue November 22, 2011
(UPI) Obvious Romney hits Obama in new campaign ad...which completely misquotes Obama. Wait...a dishonest politician? Shut the front door  (upi.com) (76)
(CBS News) Dumbass South Korean legislator respectfully dissents...by firing tear gas at the Speaker. Subby is going to sign-up for C-Span Korea  (cbsnews.com) (31)
(The New York Times) Interesting Good news: Scientists may have found a legitimate way to significantly slow the aging process. Bad News: It won't help much until they find that cure for cancer we're always talking about  (nytimes.com) (13)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass While running aroung like a chicken with his head cut off squawking about creating jobs, Obama fails to notice that his signature health care law is doing the exact opposite  (blog.heritage.org) (190)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass UC-Davis chancellor won't resign, claiming "the university needs me"  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (239)


Sun November 20, 2011
(io9) Followup Twenty zombie safe house designs for the inevitable apocalypse  (io9.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Scary "If social workers and judges can take your child away without due process, the Constitution is nothing more than a piece of paper the powerful can continue to ignore with impunity"  (washingtonexaminer.com) (316)
(Telegraph) Sad Study designed to illustrate just how effeminate Britain has become says men take longer to get ready than women -- including more time cleansing, toning and moisturizing  (telegraph.co.uk) (98)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Salon) Amusing The two OWS counter protestors, with the "Get a job" and "Occupy a Desk" signs, turn out to be nothing more than professional attention whores  (politics.salon.com) (65)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Malicious cyber attack by foreign hackers (looking at you Russia) that targeted a water plant in Illinois appears to be the first of its kind on a critical computer system in the United States  (washingtonpost.com) (92)
(Boston Herald) Ironic Elizabeth Warren: I support Occupy Wall Street. OWS: So you'll sign this petition for Occupy Harvard? Warren: Get that thing away from me, you damn dirty hippies. Mama bear don't crap where she eats  (bostonherald.com) (326)
(CBS News) Followup Newt Gingrich's campaign staff flip flops  (cbsnews.com) (23)
(Deadline) Interesting Se7en screenwriter signs on to 20,000 leagues project. WHAT'S IN THE SCRIPT?????  (deadline.com) (25)
(Salon) Cool An amazingly detailed look at the design, sales and marketing of one of the most maligned cars in history--the Ford Edsel  (salon.com) (63)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Man places signs reading "Car Bomb" and "50-Foot Clearance I.E.D." on woman's car. Cops don't appreciate his sense of vigilance  (ajc.com) (16)
(WorldNetDaily) Ironic Lobbying scandal leaves a black mark on Newt Gingrich's campaign, leaving him in a kettle of trouble, according to a pot-shot taken by Jack Abramoff  (wnd.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Asinine Samsung redesigns the edges of its Galaxy Tab to escape the Apple banhammer  (v3.co.uk) (66)
(YouTube) Amusing Miami's Channel 6 reporter signs off, screen fades to blue (language Not safe for work)  (youtube.com) (29)
(London Free Press) Unlikely The team owner "says the connection to Jack the Ripper never came up when the logo was designed"  (lfpress.com) (70)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing In one of the ballsiest political maneuvers ever, Herman Cain says that the President simply shouldn't be expected to know things, especially things like foreign policy, because knowing things leads to poor decision making   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (203)
(Deadline) Dumbass Cast and crew of The Expendables 2 caused significant damage to a protected bat cave. Sure, Bruce can afford to fix it, but it's the principle of the thing  (deadline.com) (50)
(ABC) Sad Tired of the Pedo State football program getting all the press, new accuser comes forward claiming the university ignored his abuse claim against a former professor. Just the tip...of the iceberg  (abcnews.go.com) (201)
(Daily Mail) Followup Kris Humphries finally decides to sign divorce papers after realizing his marriage was a big ass failure  (dailymail.co.uk) (18)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Slate) Obvious NPR's Michele Norris voluntarily stepped down after her husband took a job with the Obama campaign. What does George Will do after his wife goes to work for Rick Perry? Repeatedly bash Romney in his columns  (slate.com) (119)
(Local10) Florida If the boyfriend you're picking up from jail immediately attacks and strangles you, it may be a sign your relationship has some unresolved issues  (local10.com) (80)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Denver Post) Amusing Broncos' fans go full Tebow, demand Denver sign him to a 20+ year contract (comments)  (denverpost.com) (140)
(Short List) Cool If buying a Porsche is a sign of a mid-life crisis, then Brad Pitt's got issues  (shortlist.com) (27)


Sun November 13, 2011
(NYPost) Followup Michele Bachmann's campaign manager apologizes for letting the [REDACTED] hit the fan  (nypost.com) (30)
(Deadline) Followup The Immortals hammers the competition to take the box office with $33 million, and once again America proves its collective ignorance by making an Adam Sandler movie #2 with $27.5 million  (deadline.com) (88)
(LA Times) Obvious The Obama administration just awarded a $433-million smallpox drug deal in a no bid deal. Never mind that it costs about $255 per dose, or that they were a major contributor to his campaign. So, there's always that  (latimes.com) (196)
(Some Guy) Misc Vehicles have crashed into Kathy's fence over 30 times, so she redesigned it to be safer. This is how women are different from men  (www2.ljworld.com) (219)


Sat November 12, 2011
(CBS News) Followup CBS and the National Journal will host another Republican Debate tonight, where they will discuss national security, foreign policy and... uh... uhm... oops  (cbsnews.com) (328)
(Some Guy) Amusing How can you tell Rick Perry's campaign is toast? This is how  (i.imgur.com) (162)


Fri November 11, 2011
(UPI) Interesting Exxon signs oil deal with Kurds, Iraq says no whey  (upi.com) (33)
(Miami Herald) Florida Survey finds Florida GOP voters would rather fix the economy by eliminating tax loopholes or foreign wars than cutting Social Security or Medicare. Florida tag seen recoiling in amazement  (miamiherald.com) (151)
(USA Today) Amusing Asked about campaigning, the President replied "I don't think it requires us to go negative [...] We may just run clips of the Republican debates verbatim. We won't even comment on them, we'll just run those in a loop"  (content.usatoday.com) (600)
(Some Guy) Misc In an effort to ward off tourists, Malibu residents begin erecting signs alerting world of their dickishness  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (84)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Boston.com) Spiffy Sun will align with MIT's Infinite Corridor on 11/11/11 at 4:20 pm. I wonder what students will do to mark the occasion?  (boston.com) (51)
(Some Guy) Followup Man who submitted online petition to stop Nickelback from playing at a Detroit Lions game is shocked when it received 50,177 signatures in a matter of days  (annarbor.com) (104)
(CBS News) Asinine Donate to my campaign and make a small loan to Solyndra and you'll get paid back. Those stupid taxpayers will never know  (cbsnews.com) (116)
(AZCentral) Amusing Annual Professor perk is to give your freshman in Human Sexuality assignments to masturbate, draw their breasts, describe their orgasms. 60 year old freshman Karen though had a problem with that  (azcentral.com) (439)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida You served your country. Then your country ignored you, so you turned to crime. Good news: Florida has designed special prisons painted with American flags just for you  (orlandosentinel.com) (24)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Politico) Fail Cain campaign confirms claim that sexual harassment accuser's son works for Politico, which the media is trying to cover up just because it is not true  (politico.com) (118)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Obama to sign executive order to reduce government waste. Fraud, abuse inconsolable  (huffingtonpost.com) (73)
(Some Guy) Fail Apple's "walled garden" is so well supervised that they approved an app solely designed to exploit code and send all your personal data to anyone  (tgdaily.com) (85)
(Some Guy) Interesting Former Apple UI designer explains why touchscreens are the worst idea ever  (worrydream.com) (61)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Salon) Asinine When director of Mississippi campaign to make "personhood" begin at conception--which would effectively ban in vitro fertilization--is reminded he owes his kids to IVF, he replies, "Nothing's fair," and walks away  (salon.com) (492)
(Weather Channel) Cool Tornado chasers designed "The Tank" to be able to watch tornadoes up close. This is what it looks like when a tornado nearly passes right over them  (weather.com) (83)
(The Age (Melbourne)) Fail Woman gets called names on the internet, starts public campaign to complain about it. You can see where this is going  (theage.com.au) (89)


Mon November 07, 2011
(TMZ) Scary Avril Lavigne looks *so* punk after bar fight  (tmz.com) (99)
(NewsBusters) Obvious Kathleen Willey: Hey when I came forward against Clinton, I had evidence, but the media ignored it except when they wanted to smear me to protect Bill, but with Cain, two anonymous women are considered ironclad facts. There is a double standard  (newsbusters.org) (527)
(Yahoo) Sad Herman Cain was America's first truly "post-racial" candidate-someone for whom race was truly never a factor in his campaign. Until he got accused of sexual harassment anyway  (news.yahoo.com) (199)
(USA Today) Interesting Neil Armstrong's Defecation Collection Device is among the items NASA's new guidelines are designed to protect for their cultural, historical and heritage value  (usatoday.com) (23)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Some poor victims) Sad Now that Ghaddafi has been removed from power, pictures of the cruelty that reigned during the rebellion are starting to filter through. These images of cruelty inflicted to 12 and 15 year olds will tear your heart out  (israellycool.com) (138)
(Some DOT Guys) Photoshop Photoshop this snapped signal   (latimesphoto.files.wordpress.com) (22)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Arrests of illegal immigrants down 43% on Arizona border, a significant drop that indicates the Arizona illegal immigration law is working  (suntimes.com) (191)
(asahi.com) Obvious Japan's sovereign debt balloons past 1 quadrillion yen barrier, thanks to currency market interventions and disaster reconstruction. Time to go back to the rice standard  (ajw.asahi.com) (30)
(MSNBC) Spiffy Dutch graphic artist designs font for dyslexics to reab detter  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (36)
(NYPost) Spiffy How rich is New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg? This year alone he spent $5.64 million on a personal public image campaign and he's not even running for office  (nypost.com) (41)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Scientific American) Hero Meet Allison, creator of the Jenny McCarthy Is An Ignorant Biatch foundation  (scientificamerican.com) (261)
(SFGate) Interesting Speaker Boehner (Marxist-OH) signals willingness to consider tax hikes if the Super Committee puts them forward while "reforming" Social Security and Medicare  (sfgate.com) (106)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Boston.com) Stupid Facing outrage over $360,000 pay to run housing project for families making $20,000, director resigns to collect $278,842 pension  (boston.com) (54)
(Kickstarter) Plug Old-school Farker is launching a Kickstarter campaign for a new game. Come check it out; if you like it you could help a fellow Farker out  (kickstarter.com) (75)
(WorldNetDaily) Scary 11/11/11 protesters call for resignation of Obama, VP Joe Biden, the Fartbama cabinet, staff and the unelected czars, as well Supreme Court justices chosen by Taxbama  (wnd.com) (223)
(BBC) Followup Greek PM resignation imminent. The pic says it all  (bbc.co.uk) (95)


Wed November 02, 2011
(MLive.com) Stupid Lions fans have suffered enough. Please sign petition to keep Nickelback out of half-time show. PLEASE  (mlive.com) (52)
(Fox News) Spiffy Montreal signs midfielder Ubiparipovic for debut season. That is--until someone tricks him into saying his name backward and sends him back to the 5th dimension  (foxnews.com) (28)


Tue November 01, 2011
(movie fone) Fail Engines on a Roman chariot, disappearing signs, careless film continuity ... Yes, it's the 15 worst movie mistakes in history  (blog.moviefone.com) (184)
(Marketwatch) Unlikely Gold and silver show signs of a bottom. PULL UP YOUR DAMN PANTS, YOU LOOK LIKE FOOLS  (marketwatch.com) (61)
(YouTube) Amusing Channel 7 reporter covers her final Halloween assignment  (youtube.com) (14)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Fox News) Fail Fox News claims President Obama's use of executive orders is a means of circumventing Congress, despite the fact that he's on pace to have signed about as many as George W. Bush  (foxnews.com) (196)
(Think Progress) Silly Herman Cain compares foreign policy to making pizza. So the Iraq War is flinging your uncut pizza on the roof of your house and refusing to get it down?  (thinkprogress.org) (67)
(JSOnline) Obvious Cain's smoking ad campaign manager, who was previously busted for multiple campaign violations in Wisconsin, may have committed campaign violations in Wisconsin  (jsonline.com) (151)
(TC Palm) Florida Police ignore blonde woman's bumper sticker that reads, "If this van's a rockin,' don't come a knockin.'" With I'd hit it photo  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (93)
(Deadspin) Amusing "An intrepid Gameday sign-maker decided to provide visual proof that ESPN is surrounded by a bunch of penises"  (deadspin.com) (58)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Las Vegas Review-Journal) Obvious Design unveiled for memorial to 14 non-existent soldiers who didn't die during crash of non-existent plane that didn't crash on flight that didn't happen to non-existent base. Nothing to see here, move along  (lvrj.com) (41)


Sat October 29, 2011
(YouTube) Dumbass Foreign man taunts crab. The only word I understand is "OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW"  (youtube.com) (45)
(CNN) Amusing James Carville rates Rick Perry's campaign performance: "It's gotten so bad, people in Louisiana are actually starting to make Texas jokes...If this thing gets any worse, the people in Mississippi will be making Texas jokes"  (cnn.com) (105)
(Some Guy) Stupid Of all of the words on this interstate sign they could have misspelled  (wmur.com) (73)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Feds say emails prove the redistricting maps signed by Texas Gov Rick Perry had the effect and intent of limiting the voting power of Hispanic voters. So much for Juan man, Juan vote   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (156)


Thu October 27, 2011
(My San Antonio) Amusing Major cosmetics company courts Latinas. Next up: designer Sharpies  (mysanantonio.com) (31)
(CNN) Stupid The European economy faces collapse. The American middle class dream is dying. Ice caps are melting. But ignore all that, and check out this page full of laughing baby and penguin videos. THIS is CNN  (news.blogs.cnn.com) (45)
(CNN) Followup Remember all that money that went missing at the beginning at the Iraq war? Turns out, the receiver signed box 34A instead of 36B  (security.blogs.cnn.com) (94)
(Quad City Times) Fail For the last time, if you are going to drive your semi under a bridge, make sure you read the signs posted for miles and miles about the height restriction (w/pics)  (qctimes.com) (51)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Washington Times) Stupid The State Department has spent $70,000 to stock all its foreign embassies with hundreds of copies of Obama's memoir from 1995. Change we can believe in  (washingtontimes.com) (204)
(UPI) Interesting Gold prices climb. Please ignore any ecstatic moans and gelatinous sounds emanating from Glenn Beck  (upi.com) (45)
(NJ.com) Obvious The NYPD is shadowing two types of people: Those with American-sounding names, and those with foreign-sounding names  (nj.com) (54)
(The New York Times) Obvious Obama's foreign policy failures aren't his own fault. They're America's fault  (nytimes.com) (144)
(CNN) Scary Oakland PD to OWS: We'll help solve that problem of the media ignoring you  (cnn.com) (lots)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Weird Herman Cain debuts a 'smoking' new campaign video  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (250)
(USA Today) Stupid How the word "artisan" has been co-opted by marketers, enabling Dominoes to charge you $7.99 for a $5.99 pizza just because the guy who took it out of the oven signed the box  (usatoday.com) (201)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass If you were wondering just whose jobs the GOP is worried about, here's the head of the GOP Job Creators caucus leaving his own job fair early to go to a campaign fundraiser   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (66)
(Boing Boing) Amusing The most wonderfully insane shop-window sign you'll see all day  (boingboing.net) (83)
(NewsBusters) Interesting Herman Cain's ignorance is not cute, according to so-called conservative Joe Scarborough  (newsbusters.org) (108)
(SeattlePI) Stupid Step one: Inform federal marshals that your Sovereign Citizen movement intends to arrest local mayors. Resulting arrests and investigation means we never get to find out what steps two or three are  (seattlepi.com) (76)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Law enforcement to drug-dealing gang members: We see what you did there. And by "there" we mean your Facebook page. The one with all the comments about drug dealing and the photographs of you flashing gang signs under gang graffiti  (mobile.washingtonpost.com) (48)
(Reuters) Photoshop Photoshop this enlightening campaign discussion  (blogs.reuters.com) (28)
(Yahoo) Stupid Harley to recall 300,000 motorcycles. Noted not for the number, but for the fact that HD finally broke down and issued a recall for an embarrasingly obvious design flaw  (news.yahoo.com) (95)
(Daily Mail) Asinine British car makers forced to redesign vehicles to adapt to the population ... wider and heavier  (dailymail.co.uk) (21)


Sun October 23, 2011
(The Day) Dumbass Newt Gingrich shows off his understanding of the structure of American government by saying that as President, he'd order one of his advisor to ignore Supreme Court rulings  (theday.com) (193)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Scary Tim Burton designs balloon for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It looks uncomfortably similar to the Joker's poison gas balloon in 1989's "Batman"  (avclub.com) (43)
(Computerworld) Interesting Google slips a sneak peak at Gmail redesign. You'll get over it  (computerworld.com) (62)
(Slate) Followup Herman Cain is poised to win Iowa. So why is he wholly ignoring the state? Presumambly, because it's Iowa  (slate.com) (134)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Boston.com) Interesting Report: WVU to the Big 12. Closest would-be opponent is Iowa State, 871 miles away. Finally, some sanity in this realignment mess  (articles.boston.com) (64)
(SeattlePI) NewsFlash Obama eliminates thousands of American jobs and hands them to foreign nation  (seattlepi.com) (1236)
(Some Guy) Interesting Women are more likely then men to be seriously injured in a car crash because crash test dummies are designed to look more like men. Mmm Mmm Mmm  (heraldsun.com.au) (133)
(WXII) Strange Daughter to undergo transplant of Mom's uterus, leading to significant womb for speculation  (wxii12.com) (74)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Clarion Ledger) Dumbass Police officer tried to ignore the woman who called him to sell drugs, but man, she just wouldn't stop calling  (clarionledger.com) (35)
(Life.com) Interesting How does one get into the strange and wonderful business of designing and crafting prosthetic limbs? Seriously. I'm stumped  (life.com) (29)
(Fox News) Interesting Fox News runs Op-Ed piece in support of Obama's foreign policy. Seriously. Sign of the Apocalypse?  (foxnews.com) (78)
(Topless Robot) Interesting The ten most significant, lasting, and non-retconned changes in The Simpsons. Can I buy you a feeling?  (toplessrobot.com) (88)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Deadline) Ironic Minnie Driver signs a talent deal  (deadline.com) (33)
(Uproxx) Obvious The Pentagon has launched a campaign to educate soldiers about a new terror threat: kittens  (uproxx.com) (57)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Off-duty cop robbed of his wallet, badge, dignity  (chicagotribune.com) (41)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Architecture firm sponsors contest to design a zombie proof house and attracts over 200 vote-able entries. Farkers to skew the voting in 3,2,1  (zombiesafehouse.wordpress.com) (79)
(The New York Observer) Stupid First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you become a part of a reality series: MTV seeks OWS protesters for "Real World: Occupy Wall Street"  (observer.com) (58)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine Dear US Govt: sorry we defrauded you out of billions in mortgage insurance, can we have another bailout please? Signed, Bank of America  (finance.yahoo.com) (74)
(Huffington Post) Obvious And to the surprise of absolutely no one, Gov Scott Walker of Wisconsin broke his campaign promise to pay for his own pension  (huffingtonpost.com) (108)
(CNN) Obvious In the 2012 presidential campaign, there's only one question that really matters: Who does God want in the White House?  (cnn.com) (147)
(NPR) Obvious Ron Paul releases his own budget plan: trim a trillion dollars his first year in office, end the departments of everything, end foreign wars, kill social security, let States decide everything. RON PAUL  (npr.org) (266)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup The Bears, who have been dragging their feet about resigning Matt Forte, may want to move quickly, as at least two teams have expressed an interest in him. But that would require a Chicago sports team to be smart, which is impossible  (chicagotribune.com) (71)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Reporter in desperate need of a story says the Raiders should consider signing Brett Favre  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (47)
(Some Guy) Ironic Obama, the biggest recipient of Wall Street campaign donations, is now "fighting for the interests of the 99%"  (businessinsider.com) (406)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Unlikely "Is Rob Pattinson punk enough for a Green Day movie?" He's probably punk enough for an Avril Lavigne movie  (popwatch.ew.com) (54)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Park Record) Amusing Don't like the speed limit? Order some signs and post your own  (parkrecord.com) (80)
(Some Derp) Scary The real reason for the rollout of HDTV: The Defense Department's subliminal programming only works on digital TV signals  (beforeitsnews.com) (149)

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