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Tue December 06, 2016
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect, who famously showed off his gun fetish in a campaign ad, failed to protect his wife from three armed robbers
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(Blasting News)
 
 
 
"Are we really gonna do this?" an exasperated CNN anchor asks wormhole of ignorance Kayleigh McEnany after she tries to defend the "Pizzagate" conspiracy and would-be shooter
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
After 3,600 years, French engineer creates a redesign of the sundial to reflect digital time. Very cool
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
In true Canadian tradition, after realizing that they are signatory to the Geneva Conventions, cop offers heartfelt apology for threatening to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback. Nickelback seems even worse after reading this
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(Vice)
 
 
 
NASA wants you to design and build a 3D-printable Mars habitat. And my wife wants me to fix the toilet and figure out why the Check Engine light is on in the car again but that's not gonna happen either
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn, Trump's choice for national security adviser, claims prosecutors in New York have found "evidence" linking Clinton and her campaign staff to pedophilia. FARK: Somehow, pizza is involved
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Al Gore to meet today with Ivanka Trump at Trump Tower to discuss climate issues, new interior designs for his energy-expending mansion
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After a dozen years of negotiation the Astros finally re-sign Beltran
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Before you start losing sleep over the coming Rise of the Machines, remember that all machines are designed by people ... and the GIGO rule still holds true
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: fake Apple stores in foreign countries. New hotness: fake U.S. embassies in foreign countries
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Owners of a business with a sign reading, "We serve white's only. No Spanish or Mexicans," say it's not racist because it's really just art
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway has a shrieking meltdown after being reminded her campaign courted white supremacists and is rewarding them. Shockingly, not a repeat
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
After 11 months of making their instruments better, scientists have again turned on their gravity wave detector, hope to find more #BlackHole mergers so @realDonaldTrump will have a place to put his campaign promises that he never wants seen again
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mugabe, Maduro and a who's-who of authoritarian farkuppery among the dignitaries confirmed for Castro's funeral. Politics tab too drunk to send a delegation
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Burger King bringing back Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro for new ad campaign for BK's Cheesy Tots. Uncle Rico unavailable for comment
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Meet the guy in the cowboy hat and white beard who held up a sign of unity outside of a mosque in Irving, TX
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What in the name of Zordon have they done to Alpha 5?
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Researchers say they have found a new method to detect brain injuries in NFL players, replacing the old way of seeing who signed another contract to play with the Browns
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, 12/1/16, the FBI will be able to hack millions of computers with the sign-off from just one judge. And they can hack your computer even if you've done nothing wrong
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
First he makes you wait 5-7 seconds at a stop sign, then he flips you the bird when you honk at him. Good thing you have that .45 under the seat of the Audi you stole, isn't it, son? With mugshot of the year contender
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an open, happy woman who identifies as a lesbian. However, one of my straight male friends thinks I am sexually attracted to him and keeps bring up date ideas we can go on. He won't listen; do I drop the friendship or ignore it?"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Remember that TFer's fantasy book that Fark made a best seller in July? Fun times, fun times. Today, all sales royalties are going to St. Jude's Cancer Research. Get one for yourself or a friend, signed copies available, too. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you have a show with everyone from Mythbusters except Jamie and Adam, is it still the same show? Signs point to "yes"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"'Voting for Trump would dishonor God': GOP Electoral College member resigns to avoid backing Trump." Way to take a stand there sparky. Your nation thanks you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
On the way out the door, Obama leaves a shiat -andwich on the Resolute Desk for Trump to eat when he arrives by signing aggressive biofuels requirements that Trump can either undo and piss off everyone in corn country or keep and piss off oilmen
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
In today's WTF were you thinking moment, TV station airs segment showing beauty tips to cover up signs of domestic violence
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Sovereign citizens have some strange beliefs. Including the notion that Jesus created the X-Men
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Join us in this campaign to make this country great again," says the prime minister of India. Sweet hairy Krishna, it's contagious
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The KGB had a unique signature move during the cold war. They would always accuse their adversary of doing exactly what they themselves were attempting. That signature is all over this election
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Sat November 26, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton finally begins campaigning in the rust belt
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fascinating photos reveal that North Korea has an elite living a life of luxury, they have designer handbags and mobile phones, drive Audis and enjoy light aircraft flights over the capital
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Did the U.S. Navy steal the design for its terrible, terrible new warships? Probably
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers say most winter boots weren't designed by orthopedic surgeons keen to buy a new Mercedes or two, but might as well have been
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Bad: Chinese-knockoff designer goods. Awesome: Chinese knockoff Mad Max movies
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iran lashes out against America and warns it about breaking the nuclear accord... the nuclear accord Iran never signed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Setting a new indoor record, Trump manages to flip-flop on previous statements and major campaign promises no fewer than six times in a single one-hour interview with the New York Times
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Presidential nominee's charity received $150,000 for speech to foreign country. No not that one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Politico editor resigns after publishing an alt-right leader's home address
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Signed, Weedlord Bonerhitler
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes abolish the office of the First Lady ...before that 'illegal immigrant' Melania mucks it up with her gaudy designs
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon: "I love redesigning my wife"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Mass DOT shows why you should always double check your work, hire sign makers whose first language is English
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Philippines new trade envoy to the U.S. happens to be the man designing Trump Tower Manila. WHAT CONFLICT OF INTEREST?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign in a shopping mall parking lot? Here comes the law
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just investigating 1,000+ FEC violations in the Trump campaign, including an illegal $2 million donation
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In a unexpected display of transparency, Kris Kobach releases significant portions of Trump administration's immigration plan to the public
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why is the Empire incapable of designing things without including exploitable flaws?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fighting Trump is going to backfire when he doesn't do anything nearly as bad as what he campaigned on
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If we're going to keep accurate records of the greatest jobs president ever, we will have to start in Saudi Arabia; where he opened 8 companies during the campaign
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In a sign of what is to come under Donald Trump, recessions are more common under a GOP President
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude Vikings became Raiders due to shortage of single women, huge signing bonuses from Al Davis
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Behold the most maligned wine that gets no respect. No, not Thunderbird; we're talking about Merlot
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Behold Britain's most fattening sandwich - 8,000 calories of kebab meat, surrounded by breaded chicken and coated with cheese. In addition - Diners have to sign a form to say they won't sue in the event of a heart attack
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For £38 per month, this exorcism school will teach you how to cast out demons. Don't delay, sign-up today. Remember, the power of Christ compels you. VISA and Mastercard accepted
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Whaddaya mean, my Trump "signed" hats and books weren't penned by the Right hand of the Donald himself?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
There's an octopus in the parking garage. No sign of the valet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mainstream media surprised that outsider candidate plans to staff administration with fellow outsiders. "Wait...you mean you actually MEANT everything you said on the campaign trail?"
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
While designers are usually thrilled for an opportunity to dress first ladies in their creations, the first actual fashion model to become first lady may end up shopping off the rack as top designers say they don't want anything to do with Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn attended intelligence briefings while being paid by foreign powers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AOL to lay off 500 employees in what is surely a sign of the upcoming dot com collapse of 2001
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Missouri court rules that frozen embryos are property and not people. Usually that designation isn't given to people until they enter the work force and become employees
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
National intelligence director has submitted his resignation, since he would have nothing to do for at least the next four years
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Suns' Devin Booker gets ejected from NBA game, stops to sign a few autographs on his way off the court
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
All Trump transition team members signed a strict Code of Ethics that requires them to recuse themselves from any area they've lobbied for in the past; but at least 8 of the members are in clear violation of it. Almost as if the Code was just for show
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vengeful God signals the beginning of the Apocalypse by clogging a NY canal with thousands of dead fish. Either that or it is just some random thing that happens every now and then
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCain chastises Trump for trying to reignite the spark with Putin
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Tue November 15, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
PA is leaving the stone age as governor signs bill that will allow six packs to be sold at beer distributors
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After signing 43-year-old Bartolo Colon, Braves find room to squeeze in 42-year-old RA Dickey
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump Playbook: Campaign in Populism, Govern in Plutocracy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patriot proposes 10th Amendment solution to Trump's neofascist campaign promises. And before you nitpick, constitutionally, municipal governments are treated as subunits of state governments. So yes, this is a 10th Amendment solution
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Braves sign 43-year-old Bartolo Colon. Fans were surprised since most people his age coming out of New York usually go right past Atlanta and directly to Florida
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
2016 continues its campaign by making the Detroit Lions the likely winner of the NFC North, something not seen in decades
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Big Think)
 
 
 
In mammals, males also produce signals that manipulate the timing of sexual maturation of females. For example, offering to install Linux on her iPod will set it to zero
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The iconic '(NO) VACANCY' signs at old-timey American motels are dying out, thanks to smartphone technology, shifting travel habits and market forces. "There are very few people who repair neon anymore"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democrats decide to ignore the lesson they were supposed to learn
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
With record 200 million singles, China has entered fourth wave of singledom. "A significant portion of the single population in China freely spend on luxury items, as well as on entertainment such as going to bars and karaoke parlors"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"One source said a [Clinton] staffer in Brooklyn was dedicated to rural outreach, but the assignment came just weeks before the election." Well, there's your problem
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's National Pickle Day, so be sure to give one to your significant other
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Avengers: Infinity War may spare Jeremy Renner from the indignity of Mission: Impossible 6
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
10 of Best Headlines from former Breitbart Chief and now Trump's new Campaign CEO. My favorite: Birth control makes women unattractive and crazy
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Sun November 13, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you are a smart shopper, you should ignore those 40% discounts. Here is why
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"After years of taunting, spiting, ignoring and scorning the rest of us and our opinions, the liberals have now created a monster. President Trump is entirely their fault. But they blame others"
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Eleven nice words to describe the reign of Gov Pat Potty Panic McCrory. Actually George Carlin had seven nicer words that work better
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Economist)
 
 
 
Germany has its own spin on "sovereign citizens," though more organized because Germany
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Arizona finally declares a victory for Donald Trump days after the election when the truck delivering the state's returns arrived with its turn signal flashing the entire trip
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(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
Did a promo during Wrestlemania inspire Donald Trump's entire campaign?
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The NFL is "disingenuous to promote/capitalize on emotion of game but penalize the men who play for showing it." -signed, an executive who does the throat slash gesture in meetings
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Facebook will now stop advertisers ignoring ethnic consumers for housing, employment and credit ads. Because asking them nicely not to do it, surprisingly, didn't work
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest thing at the Brazilian GP is Lewis Hamilton's Ayrton Senna tribute helmet: "Designed by Bell Racing, the stunning yellow helmet has the Brazilian flag and Christ the Redeemer whilst keeping Hamilton's signature 'Still I Rise' phrase"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The NRA spent $14 million on Trump's campaign. Now it's their time to profit off of their gamble
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
An historic election is leading to an historic bubble that will lead to an historic global financial collapse on December 19th. Welcome to Trump's Balloon Economy, filled with as much hot air and as plastic as his campaign promises
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Obamacare signups spike post-election, as people suddenly realize that they are terrified of losing something they professed to hate
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Not that we didn't already know this, but the Trump campaign was coordinating with a foreign power
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"3,000 Americans register with Immigration New Zealand in a typical month. In the past 24 hours more than 7,000 have signed up"
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(Change.org)
 
 
 
Fark overwhelmingly supports President-elect Trump. Take a moment to sign Trump on Mount Rushmore petition
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Relax everyone, many of Trump's sweeping campaign promises will be hard, if not impossible to fulfill
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Wed November 09, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
How bad a night was it for the Democrats? They couldn't even run a successful racist campaign for a congressional seat in Utah
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway becomes first woman to successfully run a presidential campaign
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton destroyed her own campaign and can only blame herself for her loss
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Brain.fm. Artificial Intelligence composer "designed with the brain of a neuroscientist and the heart of a musician". Music created with science to improve focus, meditation, and sleep. (Sponsored Link)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Walgreens sues Theranos for $140 million, but since both companies signed NDAs this is all we're going to learn about it
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
FYI in Alaska you can't post a selfie of your ballot, but you can open-carry to the voting booth *unless the property owner posts a sign
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Guardians Of The Galaxy" director James Gunn passionately opposes fans "I Am Groot" write-in ballot campaign. Subby's voting for Rocket Raccoon, because he isn't 100% a dick
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Normally taciturn Coach Belichick supposedly wrote Trump a letter Congratulating his "tremendous campaign," and remarking that he has "always had tremendous respect for you". Sure sounds like Belichick to me
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada judge to Trump Campaign: get over yourself
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
The FBI has sought and obtained a FISA warrant to look into the Trump campaign's ties to Russia. Including that email server that only communicated with the Russian server
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man sues Donald Trump for $1 billion claiming campaign caused him emotional distress
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Black smoke seen over DC signals we do not yet have a new president
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Not news: HS newspaper endorses Clinton. News: Parent & community demand expulsion of students and resignation of faculty advisor. Fark: They can't spell "president"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In a final, desperate attempt to self-implode his campaign for the White House, Donald Trump lets Sarah Palin campaign for him in vital swing states
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. pulled over for speeding, was also cited for always having his left turn signal on
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Travel writer declares that being stuck in an airport is great, as you can hit the spa, golf simulator, massage chair, electronic shop, bar, designer stores, gift shop, sushi restaurant, and business lounge for only 12x your original ticket price
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent gropes himself at Trump rally. "It's hard to imagine a more fitting bookend to Donald Trump's freudian howl of a presidential campaign than a 67-year-old in a camo hat jiggling his tiny man parts onstage at a campaign rally"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The lack of a law license isn't stopping this Congressional hopeful from representing clients while campaigning
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"The USA will have to live with the scars of this ugly presidential campaign. When arguments don't count and lies are accepted as truth, when politicians have entire teams working to spread disinformation, democracy ceases to exist"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Government prepares for Giant Meteor's hypothetical 2020 campaign
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Sun November 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump campaign CEO Steve Bannon's effort to craft the spin on Hillary's newly discovered emails was so outrageous his pants literally caught on fire
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Earlier this year a tech reporter wrote an article about the features he felt made the MacBook Pro Apple's best computer. Naturally Apple just removed those features in the new redesigned MacBook Pro
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The attack on Trump has been downgraded from "Killary Liberal Operative" to "Fellow Republican who had a 'Republican Against Trump' sign"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Researchers training in Hawaii to simulate Mars mission. Wait, Mars has tiki bars and surfing? Cool...sign me up
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Sat November 05, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
360° video of what it's like in the "media pen", where Trump confines media covering his campaign, during a rally (warning: autoplay video)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Designer of new Jacksonville Jumbo Shrimp logo apparently got his skills as an artist from Strong Bad. Look at that beefy arm, man
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Police release surveillance camera photo of the suspect who vandalized a Burlington, NC GOP campaign office. Casper the Friendly Ghost, Jason Vorhees, and all local Klansmen now wanted for questioning
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign tactics are virtually indistinguishable from the one the KGB ran in when it annexed Ukraine in 2014. A campaign that Paul Manafort also managed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A handy list of all the crazy things the Trump campaign is up to in the final days and what Republicans are publicly saying they will do if Hillary Clinton wins
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
AP investigation reveals Trump University employed convicted felons, including a cocaine-trafficker and a pedophile. "34 had personal bankruptcies, home foreclosures, credit card defaults, tax liens or other indicators of significant money troubles"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
US military sees future warfare done from computers. Lowers standards to recruit overweight, basement-dwelling, marijuana smoking nerds. Fatigues redesigned to hold pocket protectors
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As opposed to Trump's campaign of lofty ideas and noble rhetoric, Kellyanne Conway blasts "joyless" Clinton for running "the nastiest, most substance-free campaign," adding, "even sadder? Comes from a woman." Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug, kid
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The Wall Street Journal, the most mainstream conservative newspaper, calls on James Comey to resign because the FBI "must be above politics"
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
If Trump wins next Tuesday, it won't be like the election of a tyrant overlord. It'll be more like Joffrey Baratheon's reign. Born to wealth, with a child's level of sophistication, cruel and quick to anger, and missed by nobody after four years
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Nigel Farage who led Brexit campaign now leaving UK...to work for Donald Trump
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
At this point, Clinton has trumped former President Richard Nixon's skullduggery -- but without the offset of Nixon's foreign policy accomplishments
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Two Year Membership to Cudoo - a library of professional development videos teaching foreign languages, professional, and computer skills. With an international flavor - website says "wildly cultural." (Sponsored Link)
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Billboard)
 
 
 
In what must be a plot cooked up by the Clinton campaign to kill off as many Trump voters as possible before the election, Beyonce will perform with the Dixie Chicks at tonight's CMA awards
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The Trump campaign did not respond to a request for comment"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's defense attorneys in the Trump University case: So, uh, can we make ALL of his comments on the campaign trail off-limits for the trial? Plaintiffs attorneys: How about no?
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(The Peninsula (Qatar))
 
 
 
Trump's campaign is great news for gold bugs: "What usually happens is the candidate with the most momentum at the end is the one who wins and Trump definitely has the momentum. That uncertainty is making people buy gold"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump campaign denounces KKK endorsement. *Wink*
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Paul Rand's classic book, A Designer's Art, is back in print. PAUL RAND
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
When it comes to politics, evenhanded Fark will tell you about a man whose Trump sign was getting so many complaints he took it down...then he put up a jail cell display with Hillary inside it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Android named Erica has lifelike skin and facial gestures, uses AI to listen & respond. Designed to work as a receptionist, find Sarah Connor
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets' closer and anti-domestic violence campaigner Jeurys Familia raises awareness of domestic violence by committing domestic violence
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Clinton campaign tweets Election Day guide that says she's one of 'the most corrupt, least popular candidates of all time' - but she's still not as bad as Trump
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
October surprise, meet War on Christmas: Starbuck's holiday cup design leaked
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"It's like he's the Manchurian Candidate crossed with an idiot." A summary of the Trump Campaign disaster
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Fox signs a deal with the devil (entertainment tab Fox, not politics tab Fox)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German police probe their own ranks for extremism after Reichsburger killing, no doubt tipped off by the 'Arbys Macht Fries' signs (Some Not safe for work ads in article)
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
While at CNN, Donna Brazile shared more than just that one debate question with the Clinton campaign
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Flip-flopping Dems, once big Comey fans, now piling on." Unlike the GOP, who accepted the closure of the email investigation with dignity and grace
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump campaign flips it collective toupee, has nervous breakdown after Comey letter fails to swing the election
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Geek Fuel Mega Pack. Another entry in the "crate of the month"-type offering. Exclusive t-shirts, geek toys, and games. Especially excellent for stocking your future vintage t-shirt collection and eBay shop. (Sponsored Link)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The D.C. Metro has a plan designed to reverse its current death spiral: Reduce service and raise fares. In all fairness, though, they're planning to have fewer passenger deaths and train derailments, so it's a win-win for everybody
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump stiffs pollster for $750,000 after refusing to produce results showing his campaign had the momentum of a runaway freight train, leading him to question why he is so popular
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Knock knock, who's there? Just us white Republicans coming home to Donald Trump. Trump campaign headquarters: Oh goody, you're coming home at just the right time
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sorry Trump campaign, no post-Comey FBI email news bump in the polls for you. Not yours
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Sony finally puts the PS3 out of its misery: "There's no sign that Sony will stop giving PS3 owners free old games through PS+, but without first-party support for new titles, owners of the legacy console don't have much to look forward to any more"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secondary-colored, rodent-coiffed, feces-primate who complained his campaign was being waterboarded wants to know what's so bad about waterboarding
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE: More than 100 Justice Dept officials sign letter slamming Comey and FBI
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Sun October 30, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Sasha Banks or Charlotte do an insane leap from the cell? Will Chris Jericho find his way into the Universal Title match? Will Roman Reigns get cheered? Find out on WWE Hell in a Cell, 8pm ET on WWE Network, kickoff show at 7pm
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sixty-one percent of Americans say they would reject any ban on assault weapons in survey vehemently attacked as "ignorant and uninformed" by gun nuts, who point out there is no such thing as an assault weapon
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Human Rights Campaign, a leading national gay-rights organization, and a gun-violence prevention organization revoked their endorsement of Mark Kirk over his questioning of Tammy Duckworth's family heritage and military legacy
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Sat October 29, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
"Your personal information could be on a foreign website" Awww, that is so adorable that they think that "could be" is the right phrase to use there
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The origins of why black cats are maligned as 'witches' on Halloween and why they need to be kept inside during this holiday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American and Russian jets get dangerously close over Syria. Details are classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Let's just say the pilots were communicating. Keeping up foreign relations
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
None of Trump's kids have donated to his campaign
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Thu October 27, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
On the campaign trail with former KKK leader David Duke:"When I'm speaking in front of a large crowd I imagine them wearing bed sheets. That usually helps with my stage fright"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Yet another way the 90s show "Dinosaurs" was ahead of its time: it foresaw the Trump campaign
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Surely Julian Assange meeting in person with the editor-in-chief of Russia Today at the embassy for special projects is just a coincidence and not at all a sign that Wikileaks is working with the Russian government
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Evan McMullin: Who is this Presidential contender, terrorizing Trump campaign out West?
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(Open Culture)
 
 
 
At Green Day concert in Chicago, fan holds up sign, "I can play every song on Dookie." So what does Billie Joe Armstrong do? He calls him up on stage to play "When I Come Around." The fan does not disappoint
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On the record, Trump campaign lays out their final election strategy: "We have three major voter suppression operations under way"
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New York looks at signing Colin Kaepernick or Johnny Manziel to replace the injured Geno Smith #whynotboth?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While the media is obsessing over Wikileaks, and doctored O'Keefe videos, reporters from an ACTUAL newspaper got an official from a Eric Trump's PAC to admit on tape that it's running a voter suppression campaign aimed at blacks and suburban women
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign manager: Well, sure we'd be totally screwed if we lost Florida , but really how likely is THAT to happen?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's campaign has spent more money on hats than on polling
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Tue October 25, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The latest revelations from Wikileaks: Someone with the Clinton Campaign wanted to throw a staff party for Hillary campaign workers in September 2015 as appreciation for their hard work. No, seriously, that's the revelation
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Things ain't exactly gonna be sunshine and roses after Hillary gets elected either, as Warren and her allies are going to push hard for a crackdown on tax-avoiding tech giants like Google and Apple-otherwise known as Hillary's major campaign donors
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michelle Obama is not like her husband, she doesn't like the thrill of campaigning or going out and stumping for a candidate. Then Donald "Grab 'em by the p*ssy" Trump showed up, and the game changed entirely
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
"Billionaire" Donald Trump is so broke, he's using campaign money to buy his own books so that he can get a few measly royalty checks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump promises he has nothing to do with Russia, despite all his campaign workers cashing paychecks from Russia, his wife vacationing with Putin's girlfriend, and him bragging about meeting with Putin
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A helpful breakdown of third parties and what they stand for, starting with ignorance and working its way down from there
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Man runs over Trump sign. Man posts video of the act on Facebook. Reporter covers the story. Reporter's Facebook page becomes political dumping ground for the best Florida has to offer
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Investigative journalists pose as Chinese trying to illegally donate to Trump and Clinton. Clinton's people ignore the overture. Take a guess what Trump's people did
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AT&T CEO promises to not mess with the "culturally significant" journalism of CNN if its acquisition of Time Warner goes through. Well, that's the easiest promise in the world to make
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders, responding to the Clinton emails about him: And? This is how campaigning works. You should have seen the stuff in our emails about the Clinton campaign
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Well, lookee there. It wasn't Hillary's campaign that made a $700,000 payment to the FBI Director overseeing the email investigation. It was Virginia Governor McAuliffe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Latest Wikileaks bombshell shows that Crooked Hillary's corrupt campaign had something called an "Opposition Research" division that apparently combed public records looking for bad things Trump said and did to use against him during the campaign
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Belgium says they cannot sign an EU free-trade pact with Canada because of staunch regional opposition from its Walloons. The rest of Europe accuses Belgium of making those guys up, and says they should create a more convincing name next time
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Don't be too proud of this polling technology you've constructed. The ability to mislead voters into thinking that Hillary is going to win is insignificant next to the power of the derp
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wikileaks completes turn towards villainy, issues threats to breach privacy of individual Clinton campaign employees
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Katherine Kane will be sentenced today for perjury and obstruction convictions stemming from a contentious political campaign that resulted in her humiliation and put an end to her career as Batwoman
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Sun October 23, 2016
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Drunk ignores flashing lights and hits squad car at accident scene. New hotness: Drunk hits helicopter at accident scene
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary: Hey, wait a minute. I can just ignore him
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
SHOCKING PROOF that Hillary was relying on a secret hidden TelePrompTer in her podium at all three debates. This is finally the evidence we have all been waiting for that will spell doom for her campaign once and for all
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Store owner displays 'No Clowns Allowed' sign. Naturally, some clowns have a problem with this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hacker calls himself "The Jester"; takes down Russian Foreign Affairs website. The FBI, apparently having never seen Batman, calls him "the Batman of the internet"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Lindsay Lohan leads a life of excess and luxury? Apparently it's easy when you just ignore paying bills
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apparently, Homer Simpson has been advising Mercedes Benz design engineers
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(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Here's how ignorant the average 18-year-old is. They can't even complete the chorus "I feel like chicken tonight..." and they've never seen an ice cube tray
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thanks for your service, your sacrifices will never be forgotten. P.S., that signing bonus and student loan money we contractually signed for was by accident. Pay it back, or we'll garnish your wages
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists design the ultimate UK pub crawl and with 25,000 stops along 28,270 miles, it's longer than circumnavigating the globe so you better get started
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So what if Trump really does ignore the election results and won't concede? Team Hillary is preparing for it
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Fear of violence and vandalism is resulting in fewer political lawn signs and bumper stickers this year. Which means there may be some good coming out of this election after all
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Due to the result of having to campaign in Florida, Clinton and Trump are now campaigning in parallel universes there
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Clinton tries to run up the score, sends MVP Michelle Obama to campaign for her in Arizona. Don't get cocky, kid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Mexican architecture studio has designed a bright pink version of Donald Trump's promised wall between the US and Mexico to highlight the "perversity" of his plan (pics)
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Hillary campaign chairman seems to have 75,000 shares in a Russian company which also slides his daughter nice checks. Bonus: Why yes the company is Putin connected
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Your honor, the defense requests that the defendant's comments about the judge being quote "biased against him because they are a mexican" unquote be struck from evidence on the grounds of it being just normal campaign rhetoric
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Finally, the scandal that will bring the Trump campaign down
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump laments "wasting" over a year of his life on his campaign
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign is so confident of their upcoming victory that they're making a play for the 51st state
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Rejoice younger generations: The selfish Baby Boomers' reign of electoral terror is finally coming to an end
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(Netflix)
 
 
 
Will Charlie Brooker bring the pig farking, Trump predicting, justice park awesomeness of the original series or will we see the Be Right Back android shadow that we end up ignoring? This is your Black Mirror Season 3.0 binge thread (3AM, Netflix)
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Thu October 20, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann is quite put out with Trump's vow to ignore the election results, and goes on an epic seven minute takedown of Donald, the RNC, GOP, and every American who thinks he's a viable candidate
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNC to members: Please refrain from undertaking any "poll watching" or "ballot security"actions on election day, See back in '82 we were caught blatantly trying to suppress the minority vote and we signed this little Consent Decree with DOJ and...
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's national political director decides it's not too late to rip himself out of the campaign
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well you have to give it to Joe Scarborough, once he hops aboard a crazy train, he ain't gonna let something like a few flashing red lights and a "warning Bridge out ahead" sign make HIM hop off
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
"If you talk to the Trump campaign, they think that Trump is going to win Maryland"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Crooked Hillary should resign because she stole the questions to the test before we took it. That's not fair
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Tourists in Iceland, wanting that perfect photo of the sea, are risking death at an alarming rate, with several paying the ultimate price. "Despite the new signs, something is clearly not getting through, as you see in the video," she lamented
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"There were two candidates on the debate stage Wednesday night - and both were intent on demolishing Donald Trump's campaign for the presidency"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you were to come up with a manual for foreign tourists about to visit America for the first time, what advice would you include?
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Japan wishes to mandate all broadcast TV networks stream their programming live and online by 2019, believes "the decline of the broadcast TV industry could significantly affect the government's Cool Japan strategy"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bad News: Skynet is real and in use. Good News: It was poorly designed and relegated to retweeting douche canoe and orange orangutan tweets
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton finally responds to the Wikileaks dump "As our intelligence agencies have said, these leaks are an effort by a foreign government to interfere with our electoral process, and I will not indulge it," wait, sorry that was Marco Rubio
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager says that Malik Obama and the mother whose son was killed at Benghazi are "just the appetizer" for tonight's debate (link fixed)
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Women unleash some creative signs in protest at Trump tower. With Hell Hath No Fury slideshow
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
China is about to launch stealth fighter designed to counter the USAF's weaknesses, which are reliance on tankers and the fact that the F-35 is only a threat to enemy aircraft if they hold still long enough for us to drop one on them with a crane
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: The head of Trump's transition team when asked if he's "proud" of Trump: "Durrr, it's not my campaign." Fark: The head of Trump's transition team is Chris "Bridgegate" Christie
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Here's where the candidates actually stand on the issues. For Fark politics tab users, 'issues' are matters of policy that might actually have an impact on your life but you choose to ignore anyway
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Financial services company hide 10 "lucky" pennies in San Diego, each redeemable for $1,000. Not to be confused with 'ass pennies', which cost your dignity
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Half the fun of running over a Trump sign with your vehicle is recording it and posting it to Facebook. The other half is being arrested for it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cartwright pleads guilty to leaking critical military intelligence to foreign political enemies, conspiring to assassinate Chancellor Gorkon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
James Carville declares the Trump campaign dead in a fundraising email, then asks if people want tacos or enchiladas
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Australian senator and construction magnate Bob Day resigns to spend more time with his liquidators
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Additional charges filed against foreigners who walked on Yellowstone hot spring to include taking commercial photos without permits, excessive dumbassness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In most years, being on a glide path to the White House would make a campaign staff giddy with excitement. 2016 is not most years
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Long-time Florida GOP strategist and senior adviser to Rubio's re-election campaign says that in his state , "Donald Trump is on track" before adding "to totally and completely melting down"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tell America It's Great campaign starts in Canada to cheer up Americans: "As their closest friends and neighbours, we should remind them no matter how bad things might seem now, there are lots of reasons why we think they're still pretty great"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Latest proof the Clinton campaign is acting underhanded: they're talking to their voters in some kind of strange code that no Republican can possibly understand
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Something good has come out of the Trump campaign: the number of calls to sexual abuse hotlines is way up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton takes five days off the campaign trail for unspecified medical problems
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign demonstrates its loyalty to its demonic lizard-person overlords, launches synthetic false-flag inside-job ad campaign (with gold fringe) to tie Trump to FEMA crisis actor pretending to be Alex Jones. Chemtrails not included
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Step forward if your campaign is competent enough to get their candidate included in Alaska's voter guide. Not so fast, Donald Trump
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 biggest issues a voter has to hold their nose and ignore before they vote for Hillary
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you ignore the polls that were accurate and look at the ones that were inaccurate, it proves that polls are bunk. therefore Trump could still win
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Airplane windows aren't always aligned with passenger seats, and here is why
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
With just 24 days to go before the election, the Trump campaign releases a public letter blasting the chairman of the Ohio Republican Party and formally cutting ties with his office. Good thing Trump doesn't need to win Ohio or anything
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Sat October 15, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's latest campaign zinger: Hillary Clinton? Total hambeast. Awful figure. Not attractive. Knees are too sharp. Terrible
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since Trump likes to grab vaginas, woman sends Trump a handful of her pubic hair in lieu of a campaign donation. Try to pay for commercials with that
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
How do you protect political lawn signs from being stolen? One person uses dog waste but that is putting **** on top of ****
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Just like his poll numbers, Gary Johnson's signs are mysteriously disappearing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Dialed In" The first original theme pinball machine since 1998 is finally unveiled and it's designed by Pat Lawlor of "Addams Family" and "Twilight Zone" classic pin fame
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys tell Trump to stop using one of the finest pop songs ever crafted at his campaign rallies
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The American Psychological Association says the majority of nation now suffers from 'significant election stress.' Oddly enough, one of the therapies they suggest is to simply go out and vote
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Only 12 of the 22,450 people that work for Trump contributed to his campaign. Either he doesn't pay them enough or they hate his guts
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Halloween's 2016 costumes that want to signal "sexy fox" but actually just say "sexy weirdo"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign descends further into madness
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you were a fighter pilot, what would your call sign be?
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Space Nation needs your help to design a flag and insignia. It also needs a national anthem
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The possibility of exposing further evidence of a conspiracy between the Times and the Hillary campaign is intriguing
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign is going to "go buck wild" on Bill Clinton's sex scandals, including a 1-hour special hosted by Hannity. Now I'm on the fence about Bill, too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton interrupted by rape protestor. Clinton responds, "Give that guy a hand. They've had a very bad week in the Trump campaign. Maybe we oughta stage an intervention"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway exists in some sort of alternate reality where she can willingly ignore facts as she tells CNN anchor she "took it literally" when Trump said Hillary Clinton belonged in jail, then balks when reminded he literally meant it
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Leaked emails prove that Hillary Clinton campaign hates Catholics, southerners, needy Latinios, cut throats, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers and Methodists
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's longest reigning monarch, Thailand's King Bhumibol Adulyadej, dies. Queen Elizabeth II nervously duct tapes crown to her head
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New Clinton site lets you pick any year to compare what she and Trump were each doing. Example: 2008 - Clinton introduces legislation to reign in CEO pay; Trump fires Stephen Baldwin and Gene Simmons on Celebrity Apprentice
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Wed October 12, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Restaurant chain's "Grab her by the Taco" campaign ends badly
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(The American Spectator)
 
 
 
Dear Speaker Ryan, and now the end is near. You're facing your final curtain. You've stated your case of which you're certain ....and failed. Time to resign
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Burt Ward signals he is totally ready to be on Gotham
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Comedy Central's Roast of Donald Trump was even more chaotic and subject to insane levels of micromanagement than Donald Trump's presidential campaign
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's clear the Trump campaign is training its media surrogates in a new debating tactic: when appearing on panel discussions onTV, Talk as loudly as possible, over everyone else, and, no matter what, DO NOT let ANYONE else get a word in edgewise
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(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Al Gore is in south Florida to campaign for Hillary, quietly weep in the courthouse closet next to a dusty box of 16-year-old ballots
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Mustang sales are down in the US which may signal an end to the powersliding madness (Powersliding into curbs. Powersliding into drive-thrus. Powersliding into parked cars. Powersliding into divided highways. Powersliding in front of freeway traffic)
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Evangelical Pastor: "I won't quit Donald Trump's Advisory Board unless he does something even worse." Expected to hand in resignation by Thursday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump campaign CEO Stephen Bannon releases the hounds upon Paul Ryan
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign has finally crossed a line that may be unforgivable...his surrogates have gone after Beyoncé
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Luke Harper eat the pinfall against Kane and Randy Orton? Will Dolph Ziggler's title reign last more than twice as long as Zack Ryder's? Will Curt Hawkins just light a match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Gingrich seen feeding on the corpse of Trump's campaign for both attention and life force
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Rape." "What are you in for?" "Murder." "What are you in for?" "Cops found stolen Trump campaign signs in my car"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump's talk is indefensible. But Hillary Clinton's actions as Secretary of State, carrying out the Obama administration's foreign policies, have cost many lives in many places, including the American ambassador and others killed in Benghazi
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"In the 50 year history of Foreign Policy, the editors have never endorsed a candidate. We fiercely protect its independence and objectivity. It is for these reasons we are breaking with tradition to endorse Hillary Clinton for the next president"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Spy pigeons caught before they could plot coo, the first campaign ads for Giant Meteor 2016, and smokin' ain't allowed in schools: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/2 - 10/8
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
U.S. campaign against Columbus Day is growing in many cities, although most Americans aren't sure if they want to replace it with a day honoring Cleveland, Cincinnati or Dayton
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Foreigner will play their hits--unplugged--at Carnegie Hall
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Sun October 09, 2016
(RedState)
 
 
 
Leaked emails show that Trump supporters are tools the Hillary campaign used from day one
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
For all the Republicans suffering buyer's remorse this weekend, sorry, you're stuck with the car you bought. There is no lemon law in politics. Next time, do a vehicle history check before signing the sales agreement m'kay?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Designing a new perfume fragrance is a strange amalgamation of modern science, ancient alchemy, creative artistry, and a lot of common scents
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"...Campaign finance records from the 1990 effort showed that Pence, then 31, had been using political donations to pay the mortgage on his house, his personal credit card bill, groceries, golf tournament fees and car payments for his wife."
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Sat October 08, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Doomed public health campaign of the year: British fish and chip shops urged to offer extra small portions
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(ITV)
 
 
 
British police advice for civilians with clown reports? Ignore them: "Firstly I'd like to stress that it isn't against the law to dress up as a clown"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"Incidents in states from Virginia to Pennsylvania to New York show that too many election officials are ignoring or even covering up the systemic problems brought to their attention"
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Krauthammer's advice to Trump: Lie about everything you've ever said, ignore facts, and pretend you're Michelle Obama so people will think you're smart
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Clinton's latest campaign ad goes full Daisy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After writing an article critical of Trump, Newsweek reporter, who has publicly written about his struggles with epilepsy, received a Tweet from someone who called himself "Mike Deplorable AF" containing an embedded video designed to induce a seizure
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With 31 days to go, the Trump campaign officially surrenders
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Want to volunteer for Trump? Too bad. The listed campaign office is probably abandoned assuming you can actually find the address
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In news that will positively shock, SHOCK I SAY, you: Trump campaign was being advised by a Russian lobbyist not named Paul Manafort
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
As we enter the final month of the campaign, Donald Trump makes history as the first Presidential nominee to run 100% free and clear of the corrupting influence of major newspaper endorsements
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(National Post)
 
 
 
People who ignored the hurricane evacuation warnings are now calling for help. Authorities are telling them that they have to stay put until things calm down. Or in other words, "You should have listened and evacuated, you dumb farks"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans trying to reduce Chris Christie's presence on Donald Trump's campaign. Talk about an impossibility
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Mr. Trump, your campaign has all the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Years-old, iconic road sign "Go to church or the Devil will catch you" rebuilt after act of God blew it down. Jesus, they never listen to Me
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The first campaign ads for Giant Meteor 2016 finally arrive
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
After days of silence, I will now address my under-age sexting scandal and demands for my resignation. I absolutely ... have been deployed by the Navy Reserve for Hurricane Matthew service. See ya in a couple of weeks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan buries the lede, along with his dignity
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sign-holder
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Following you-know-who's offensive comments about the city, Chicago boss Rahm Emanuel supports Alderman's proposal to remove honorary Trump street sign bordering Trump Tower. "We'll put the sign back up when he releases his tax returns"
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Not news: Republican wife won't let her husband put a Trump sign in their yard. Fark: Wife of the chairman of the Ohio GOP
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says Hillary Clinton's pneumonia collapse at the 9/11 memorial was a "sign from God" society was collapsing so everyone needs to order his survival products
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former accountant: Genius-schmeanius, this scam was MY idea not his: "I did all the tax preparation. He never saw the product until it was presented to him for signature"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Literally at the same time that Mike Pence was denying Trump has run "an insult-driven campaign" Donald Trump was tweeting "Kaine looks like an evil crook out of the Batman movies"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Op-Ed piece: "Republican obstruction is undermining The Supreme Court, enough is enough." Signed, Barack Obama
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Foreign country steals 25 American jobs
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Sorry Farkers, looks like the Sports Tab's case of Boston Fever is showing signs of spreading to the Entertainment Tab. I wouldn't worry about the Geek Tab though, it's not a big college town
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Today's scandal that would sink any other candidate but won't even dominate one news cycle: Trump used money from his charitable foundation to grease the wheels for his Presidential campaign
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
CNN interviews man who played key role in the Brown v. Board case... while a Trumpster holds up a white supremacy sign right behind him
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe Biden really doesn't think Trump is necessarily a bad man, it's just that "his ignorance is so profound"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sign outside church in North Wales: 'Forgiveness is swallowing when you want to spit'. Vicar claims ignorance
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
American Neeb stuns South Korea by being first foreigner to win Starcraft 2 title in sixteen years. North Korea announces preemptive attack on Zergs
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(Digital Music News)
 
 
 
Did Kim Kardashian's robbery really happen, or is she just attempting to cover her enormous, fake ass? 13 flags that signal something ain't right
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Attn: Humans: You'll still be necessary after DC's new food-delivery robots roll out--they need your help pressing the walk-signal button
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence can't even tell the truth about why he stopped negative campaigning
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign continues its week of successful outreach to women voters by sending out Giuliani to assure us that Trump is better for the country than "a woman"
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Sun October 02, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
That Wikileaks email drop that Trump's favorite goons have been telling us is going to destroy Hillary Clinton's campaign next week? Cancelled. Cue the "Who got to Assange?" InfoWars freak out in 3... 2... 1
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times writer received Trump's tax records 9 days ago, notes that it was postmarked NYC with a return address of Trump Tower. Subby doubts Trump knew where his 1995 returns were located. So was it a disgruntled employee or his own campaign?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you are trying to watch a football game and a big sign advertising nuts get in the way?
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at the worst NFL contract ever signed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may have had the worst week in Presidential campaign history
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Sat October 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
Audio
 
Sound designers have been competing this week for the honor of "Worst Sound in the World," organized by See Space Labs. Here are three of the submissions, if you can stand it
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(Today)
 
 
 
Teen bullied and ostracized by the cool kids creates app that ensures no student ever has to eat lunch alone again. On a totally unrelated note, TotalFark signup is only $5
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another Saturday of college football is among us, so who will win the battle of the varmints between the Badgers and Wolverines? Will Tennessee or Georgia prevail? Who will reign supreme between Louisville and Clemson? The games begin at Noon ET
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: "How many days since Hillary's last press conference? I thought this was an open and transparent campaign." New Hotness: "How many days since Donald's last press conference? I thought this was an open and transparent campaign"
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
In another sign humanity is a cesspool...estranged parents who threw out their gay children going to court to claim payoffs from Orlando fund for them dying in the Pulse shootings
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When Jack Nicklaus designed the Skyhill Country Club in South Korea, he forgot to put in missile battery sites around the bunkers, but that's been rectified
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fashion designer makes a "statement" with a runway collection that dissolves when exposed to water. Fascinatingly not safe for work
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Scientist say hiker's video of Arkansas spawned cold-blooded serpent taking on slithering orange-colored twisting viper marks a first. But enough about the 2016 campaign
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Homeowner builds a wall of electricity to electrocute neighbor who has been stealing his Trump signs
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Young Dodgers fan brought a 'Will do push-ups 4 a bat' sign, so Yasiel Puig took him up on it. Yes - the power of negotiation sometimes succeeds
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Thu September 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lewandowski's attempt on CNN to deflect questions about Trump's dealings in Cuba using the EXACT strategy outlined in the campaign's talking points memo goes awry when one of the other panelists has a copy of the same memo, and calls him out on it
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: Yeah, we violated the Cuban Embargo, but we didn't end up buying anything, so what's the problem?
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams Directing a Portal Movie? This better not be a cake
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Perhaps a more suitable campaign slogan for Trump would be "Seriously, ladies, you could lose a few pounds"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign picked up $18 million in post debate donations. Most of those earmarked for NyQuil to rid him of those sniffles
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
As far as desperate, absurd, attacks in presidential campaigns go, you'd probably have to reach back to the early 1800s to top Trump's shot at Hillary today for failing the DC bar exam the first time she took it 43 years ago
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
'Who's your favorite foreign leader?' 'Ummmmm..... Aleppo?'
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(Adventures in Poor Taste)
 
 
 
NECA toy designer/sculptor David Silva attempts to make feathered dinosaur toys that look cool; succeeds
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Friday morning the Rosetta spacecraft will crash land onto Comet 67P in a sorrowful milestone. "The ESA isn't waiting to receive a triumphant victory signal from its spacecraft. It's waiting for the phone line to go dead"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Virtual reality has 'hit the reset button' on game design, says PlayStation VR specialist
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
The Bureau of Land Management replaces "Negro Bill" trailhead sign with one reading "Grandstaff Trailhead." "Injun Joe's Cave" still okay
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anti-Defamation League designates Pepe the Frog a hate symbol. Feels awkward man
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