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500 headlines found matching 'ICA'
Tue September 01, 2015
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Scott Walker, who has held political office since he was 25, denies being a career politician
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(56)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
More Republicans falsely believe Ted Cruz was born in America than correctly believe Barack Obama was born in America
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well if we're gonna do things the CHICAGO way, somebody's going to the morgue
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(98)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Transplant surgeons begin using machine that reanimates hearts after death, raises ethical issues. With HOLY FARK IT LIVES demonstration
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(53)
 
(Some Food Inspector)
 
 
 
The rare burger issue: diners want to look sophisticated ordering meat, but are too cheap to spring for a decent ribeye
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(118)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
How Hugo Chavez trashed Latin America's richest economy. But at least his daughter is a billionaire now
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(49)
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: redesign the Great Seal of the United States of America
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And the next must-pass budget bill will be held hostage by a Republican-sponsored amendment to "un-re-name" Mt. McKinley
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(287)
 


Mon August 31, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican congressman frightens 2nd grade classroom by changing presentation from 'How a Bill Becomes a Law" to 'Do you know what a nuclear weapon is? Do you know that there are schools that train children your age to be suicide bombers?"
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(74)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The city of Chicago is suing the operator of their red light cameras for $300 million because of a massive corruption case and because Rahm Emmanuel wants to be reelected
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The thing about Chinese chemical factory explosions is, after you have one, you're just going to want another one 19 days later
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(66)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Psychological disorder can cause you to hallucinate your doppelgänger. Article submitted by subby's evil twin
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(23)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wants to take down a fence. The White House fence, specifically
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(85)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Politifact examines Hillary's claim that no Republican has talked about the cost of college rates her as false because some have ideas on how to make college more expensive
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(185)
 
(Some Cephalopod)
 
 
 
Dana Rohrabacher (R-California), who is on the Committee on Science, Space and Technology, has discovered a plot to pollute Americans' precious bodily fluids. Oh, and Global Warming is a hoax
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(73)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Long before the Egyptians ever dreamed about building the pyramids, the Russians were tossing massive totem statues covered with intricate codes into the bogs
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(33)
 


Sun August 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out, electing the 22-year-old girlfriend of a politician accused of corruption as mayor isn't the best idea. Bonus: She lived 170 miles from town and communicated to her staff through text
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(51)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Be honest: did you ever expect to see Wall Street publications talking about spot pricing on this?
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(85)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The best family musical act you'll see today
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(17)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Doctor issued medical marijuana prescriptions to anyone who asked for them. People started getting suspicious when all the drug addicts started showing up
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(61)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Now that Erika has pretty much fizzled out, let's welcome Tropical Storm Fred to the Atlantic
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(86)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump more than doubles his favorability rating among Republicans in a single month, from 20 percent to 52 percent. "That defies any rule in presidential politics that I've ever seen"
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(358)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The hemp industry in America is moving about as slowly as a stoner on the morning of 4/21
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(60)
 


Sat August 29, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone has created a Twitter hashtag dedicated to The Bible According to Donald Trump
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(43)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Time Warner CEO says,"Netflix is good, but not that good" before heading off to a meeting with the Utica Buggywhip Company to discuss a partnership
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(58)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Mr. Trump leads among women, despite having used terms like "fat pigs" and "disgusting animals" to denigrate some of them. He leads among evangelical Christians, despite saying he had never had a reason to ask God for forgiveness"
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(180)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Joe Walsh is writing his memoir, which will detail his years spent with the greatest American rock band ever to record
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(143)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Tempers are hot and the cars turn both ways as the NASCAR Xfinity Series' road course swing ends at Elkhart Lake with the Road America 180, 3 PM on NBCSN
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(398)
 
(Daily Tarheel)
 
 
 
Seizing tax revenue from Democrat controlled cities and sending the money to Republican controlled areas is A) wealth redistribution, B) socialism C) conservative politics as usual in NC
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(146)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Tropical Storm Erika continues to lose interest, may just fall into a depression as it visits Cuba
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's fire up the Fark Wayback Machine and revisit the Katrina discussion thread on this tenth anniversary of the storm making landfall. First post: "It's a hurricane"
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(163)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Judge gives Bank of America 36 million reasons to repay their employees for overtime
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(26)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced this historic archaeological artifact with a concrete picnic table. Let's see if anyone notices
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(55)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember those super cheap American Airline fares that some lucky customers nabbed last week due to a glitch in its booking system? Well, American Airlines now says - 'Welcome aboard'
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(26)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
As if flying on one of America's toilets wasn't bad enough, United now blocks access to web sites with a clear lack of morals, such as the New York Times. Fox News and Drudge are 'A-Ok'
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(66)
 


Fri August 28, 2015
(Nerdist)
 
Video
 
Medieval screwheads at Good Day Chicago make the mistake of letting Bruce Campbell do weather and traffic live on air. Groovy
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(30)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces plans to overhaul the tax code. "Hedge fund managers won't be happy." No word yet on how much of a tax credit you'll get for each Mexican you capture and deport
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(153)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Erika doesn't have the strength to upgrade to hurricane from tropical storm, but Florida will remain in the Cone of Concern, which is also the name of my Vanilla Ice cover band
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(52)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans wouldn't know a good Mexican tortilla if it hit them in the face with a chancla
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(194)
 
(Daily News Bin)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina can't figure out why the Republican party is discriminating against her
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(151)
 
(NextGov)
 
 
 
NASA will launch drone strike on Tropical Storm Erika
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(25)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
FAA approves first commercial application of a paper airplane
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(38)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal writes letter to Obama asking not to mention climate change when commemorating the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. No word on whether or not he asked the President to stay mum on volcanoes too
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Ultrafarker Wookiemonster put together a lighthearted video about his town being annihilated by Hurricane Katrina, Containing clips from "Mr. Show," "Stone Cold," "Neighbors" and "Escape from New York"
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(8)
 
(Reverb Press)
 
 
 
Top economists warn China biggest threat to U.S. economy. Excuse me, did I say "China"? I meant "the United States Republican Party"
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(181)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans see job prospects as the best since 2007. No one had any idea there were that many 7-Eleven stores getting ready to open this year
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brazil's Azul Airlines offers Americans all you can fly monthly passes. United Airlines already has a similar deal - Buy a round trip ticket and you might be back where you started within a month
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(5)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Remote hermitage now accepting applications for hermit. Note that this is presented for informational purposes only, as they require someone 'pure in spirit' and well, this is Fark
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(41)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sturgeon, which is a kind of fish, calls for Scotland to get a new BBC, which would technically be the SBC
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick wants to make it clear, she will never race in Formula 1. Now, back to her "not racing" in NASCAR
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(93)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
10 years after Hurricane Katrina, former FEMA head Michael Brown says "Stop Blaming Him for Hurricane Katrina"
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(110)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
It's been 3,594 days since Florida was struck by a hurricane. Can they make it 3,595?
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the strangest thing, but somehow whenever you try to replicate the results of the 3% of scientific papers that claim to disprove the existence of Climate Change, none of them ever seem to yield the same results as their authors reported
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(137)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Republicans have ditched Ayn Rand in favor of corporate fascism
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(142)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Displaying the maturity and evenhandedness so vital in a presidential candidate, Trump throws his power rangers out of the pram and vows he won't eat Mexican Oreos
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(74)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls point guard and former NBA MVP Derrick Rose accused of drugging and raping his ex-girlfriend
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(78)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
From the "A fool and his money are soon parted" department: Topps has found a way to adapt to a digital world. Specifically, charging real cash for "virtual trading cards"
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(71)
 


Wed August 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What could be more tasteless than an American dentist shooting a lion just for fun? Not sure, but a $100 Lion-Killer Dentist Halloween costume complete with a blood-spattered smock and lion head has go to be at least a close second
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(113)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
It's official: Josh Duggar has a medical condition. That was the only problem all along
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(135)
 
(WDBJ 7 Roanoke)
 
 
 
Man who murdered news crew members live on the air has shot himself, is currently in critical condition. UPDATE: shooter has died
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(1411)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
You think food snobs are pedantic now? Imagine how they'd act with Star Trek food replicators
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(62)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this FARK headline is a real pick-off: "Chicago Bears unveil George Halas statue, which is immediately signed to help out the Bears' secondary"
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(0)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
South American tire shipment yields 425 lbs of cocaine. Must have been white walls
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush puts out video highlighting his hurricane response as governor of Florida while standing next to Katrina loser Michael "Heckuva Job" Brown. Next thing you know, he'll fill his foreign policy team with pro-Iraq war neocons. Oh, wait
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When you already have "socialism", "unethical behavior" and "guy who takes his shirt off" in the race, who would vote for Biden?
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The 33 best burritos in America. TFD knows better than that
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(105)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado District Judge Martinez: "Courthouse demonstrations are forbidden." City Attorney Martinez: "Don't arrest demonstrators." U. S. District Judge Martinez: "You're overruled, Martinez." Mexican trifecta complete
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(42)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former UFC fighter Justin Wren makes his cage return after a 5 year hiatus spent trying to help free enslaved Pygmy tribes in Africa to help promote his project to free more enslaved Pygmies
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(8)
 
(Science Times)
 
 
 
Doctors play an important role in their patients' weight loss. Mostly by not leaving them any money to buy food once they pay off their medical bills
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(17)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And the most hated car in America is
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(166)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans say gun-free zones are mass murder magnets, which explains why they ban all guns from their political conventions, conferences, town halls, campaign stops, debates, and legislative hearings
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(139)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush, who speaks fluent Spanish, uses it to speak to a Hispanic audience in Texas. Trump: This is America - speak English
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(232)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
'Murica, the land where you can deep-fry just about anything
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(118)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
One-star Yelp reviews of America's National Parks will have you rolling in the campground fire
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(277)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Americans stocking up before a weapons ban goes into place that would infringe their Second Amendment rights. Specifically, flamethrowers
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(144)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Now that we've celebrated and decorated the American heroes of the French rail attack, we'd like to remind you to be afraid. Be very afraid
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(88)
 


Mon August 24, 2015
(NESN)
 
 
 
American 10,000m runner Molly Huddle started her "I just won the bronze medal at the World Championships" party a bit too early, gets nipped at the finish line, wins 4th place
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(38)
 
(Chicago Bears)
 
 
 
Chicago Bears unveil George Halas statue, which is immediately signed to help out the Bears' secondary
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(10)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia's Dominion Power would like to thank all of its captive customers who can't switch to any other companies for agreeing to rate hikes that allow them to finance politically connected charities and donors
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(49)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A scintillating look at the inside secrets behind the complicated processes hotels use to make sure strangers don't charge drinks to your room. Hint: It starts with checking your ID, and then ... well, that's pretty much it, actually
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(48)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Many people stop at Chicago landmarks like Wrigley Field and the store from High Fidelity. Others just whiz right by them
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(49)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
IceCube confirms existence of cosmic neutrinos straight outta Antarctica
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(16)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look at Washington, Pennsylvania--ground zero of America's new heroin epidemic. "I'd be glad to have the crack epidemic back"
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(125)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You may have to be at the gym in 26 minutes, but your trainer might not be working there anymore when you arrive because he couldn't get his government certification. Thanks, Obama
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(49)
 
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Bad news: Republicans might end up electing a fascist as President. Good news: Trump is only a Mussolini, not a Hitler
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(252)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump softens a bit, says his planned Great Wall of America would have a door built in for "all the good people"
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(64)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
It's not Genetic Modification, it's Genetic Editing
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(22)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Finally a practical use for those 10,000 used BIC pens you've been storing in your shed all these years
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(26)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mexicans get a dinner check with "you farking Mexicans" printed on it. Fark: in a Mexican restaurant owned and operated by Mexicans
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(140)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ISIS continues its quest to erase ancient historical sites
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(211)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British mathematician commissions elliptical pool table, invents new game: Loop (with video)
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(44)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Straight Outta Compton is #1 for the second week in a row, Mission Impossible 5: The Final Frontier remaining #2. Needless horror sequel Sinister 2 is #3 with $11 million and the awful-looking American Ultra bombs at #6 with $5.6 million
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Carson would order American citizens deported and military strikes on Mexican caves because fark bats
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(150)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
I know it's only August, but what the hell. Here are the top archaeological discoveries of 2015
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(25)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Who will mansplain to Danica they didn't mean to wreck her? Who'll throw a helmet out of anger? Could they possibly turn Bristol into a fuel mileage race? It's the Irwin Tools Night Race, live at 7:30PM EDT on NBCSN
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(617)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Chicago Med showrunner leaves before the drama flatlines
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(4)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart says Captain Picard will never engage with anyone again because JJ Abrams ruined Star Trek
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(149)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In an attempt to avoid Dodd-Frank regulations, MetLife claims that it isn't an American company
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(42)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Explosion rips through Chinese chemical plant. This is not a repeat
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(71)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
ISIS taking applications for new 2nd in command. Competitive wage, good benefits, but you need to buy your own life insurance policy
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(32)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Poisonous pol's poisonous plan is poisonous, pontificates poisonous pundit who personally profited from poisonous propaganda prior to poisonous present. Poisonous
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(55)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't be so proud of this reign of playground terror you've created. The ability to make an 8-year-old girl cry is insignificant next to the power of the Force. And the 501st Legion
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(68)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japan to build fully automated lettuce factory by 2016 that will robotically produce 30,000 heads per day, because ... well, certainly not because you demanded more farking lettuce
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(28)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Denver city attorney sides with jury nullification activists who are suing the city, putting the city attorney at odds with the district attorney who is pressing criminal charges against activists. Clear now?
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(212)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Thousands of empty skulls found, somehow not Republican
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(37)
 


Fri August 21, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former inspector inspects suspect inspection specification, suspects deception in support of rejection of nuclear inspection injection
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(60)
 
(MSN)
 
NewsFlash
 
On a train bound for France, two Americans stopped a man that opened fire on passengers. NewsFlash tag beats out Murica tag by a micrometer
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(451)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In a desperate bid to keep his Senate seat, Rand Paul plays musical chairs in his attempt to move the Kentucky presidential primary
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(80)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge accepts Mickey Rooney's will, which disinherits his biological children, and apologizes one more time for his role as Mr. Yunioshi in Breakfast at Tiffany's
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(56)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Only 12 percent of Americans sleep naked. Here's why you should join them
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(67)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Ma'am, you're being charged with disorderly intoxication. How do you plead? Boobs
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(57)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Against all odds, Donald Trump is still at the top of the GOP heap, and it appears nothing can dislodge him from the top, and media and political pundits are concerned because they have no clue how the farce will end
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(457)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News special to focus on Obama's failed response to Hurricane Katrina, 10 years later
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(82)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
You know how it is on Chatroulette. Sometimes you get the unsolicited wang, sometimes you get an intricately staged live-action Doom-style first-person shooter where you get to control all the action
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(29)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Freedom of Religion in America is on its way out, just like our freedom of privacy
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(539)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russian artist who said he saw Yeti and that it sat and posed for him while communicating telepathically makes millions selling the pictures and rights
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(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Not to panic or anything, but Hurricane Danny is headed to the Caribbean ... and being followed by three more developing storms
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(44)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Carly Fiorina knows how to solve America's problems. "It's not rocket science. We'll make a plan and vet via cellphone. Americans will press 1 for yes and 2 for no. Then we'll collect the results, fire everybody, and take our stock options"
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(92)
 
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"Free Hug Day" at High School ends with physical assault and lawsuit between student and teacher
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(72)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Vodka-infused Lucky Charm milkshakes. They're magically ... *hic* ... magically delishush
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(53)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
American Airlines Flight 1910 to ground control: "FORE"
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Hamilton", a new hit musical on Broadway tells the rag-to-riches story of Alexander Hamilton's rise from nothing to becoming George Washington's right-hand man and his epic battle against his evil, scheming political rival, Thomas Jefferson
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(58)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cops were "blown away" by massive haul of stolen weapons. Metaphorically, of course; the Sun-Sentinel headline writer almost stumbled into a bit of awkward hyperbole there
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(34)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Apparently, 80 percent of Americans think their good spellers
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(75)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jesus to horn in on Allah's action by destroying America on 9/11
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Animal rights activist beaten with a duck. Dethspicable
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(62)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: This Mexican immigrant stood up to me and my racist comments in a video, "check his file"
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(165)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
A judge in South Africa has postponed Oscar Pistorius's early release from prison. Looks like he won't be shooting through that door any time soon
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Einstein proves Star Trek right, theoretically
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(68)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Medical researchers determine that drinking daily is ... spin the wheel ... good... bad... good... bad... good... bad
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(30)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Scientists have found a way to connect quantum devices together: "It sounds boring and complicated, but it's not that complicated and it's important"
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(18)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
American history revisionism is hurting high school students because the civil war never happened
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(85)
 
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
"These are the most dangerous cars in America"
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(172)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you mistake a pukeko for a critically endangered takahe when trying to cull pukeko birds that look nothing like takahe birds?
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's 'Mech fighting time, Solaris fans. This is Duncan Fisher reporting live from the Coliseum. Today's lineup has a pair of up-and-comers who're looking to make it to the bigtime. Team America versus Japan in a matchup of heavy metal melee mayhem
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(32)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Women restroom attendants, commonly known as "Madame pee pee," on the barricades over commercialization of Paris public toilets
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(9)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teenager who posted a large sign on Facebook trying to find her half-sister is successful at doing so. And the half-sister happened to post an almost identical sign last year
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(41)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
After spending billions to build and maintain a 700mi wall on the border, Mexican rapists and drug runners swim around it
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(146)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Dr. Ben Carson says he's open to the idea of fighting drug cartels by using surgical drone strikes
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(79)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
A coalition of parents and teachers rally together in an effort to stop Arizona from legalizing marijuana. Just kidding. They're totally for it. "I'm Republican, I'm a Christian. Do I look like a stoner to you?"
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Wed August 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bad Lip-Reading presents the Republican debate. Come for "you froze a baby," stay for "wittle wee wee"
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(49)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Children show signs of stress as early as grade school, but their parents are not seeing it. Experts say the first indication is when all their finger painting is done only with their extended middle finger
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(28)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The death of pro-choice Republicans
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(166)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has sparked a Republican civil war
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(146)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick to be sponsored by Nature's Bakery next season. You submitted this with a kitchen joke. Hell, to be honest, so did I
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(42)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Top Republican consultant who sometimes appears on CNN as an analyst, sent a tweet to conservative author and columnist Ann Coulter asking, "Does Trump pay you more for anal?"
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(140)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's America's most famous poem--and it doesn't mean what everybody thinks it means
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(145)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
One thing all the 2016 presidential hopefuls on both sides of the political spectrum have in common? They're all despised by voters
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Tue August 18, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Medicare: Look, if a doctor's gonna serve on a death panel, he ought to get paid, is all I'm saying
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(47)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Is the Republican establishment losing control of the Party? Will Ted finally marry Susan? Is Billy still gay? This and more, coming up next, on Five Thirty Eight chat
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(79)
 
(Stylist)
 
 
 
Lonely Planet reveals "world's top ten most intoxicating sights" even though the Great Barrier Reef is as close as they get to a bar
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(4)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's some nightmare fuel in time for the start of the school year: Head lice are becoming genetically resisted to treatments used to kill them
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(104)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Illinois basketball player Darius Paul suspended after being arrested in France for public intoxication, vandalism and resisting arrest, says he was just trying to assimilate into the local culture
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Who among Republican presidential candidates has the courage to assemble six of the government's most persecuted citizens on a single stage and allow them to speak out against the tyranny they've experienced? Ted Cruz, that's who
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(111)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
You go American footballer, shake it if you've got it... and you have got this whole cheerleading gig down
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The guy who coined "death tax" and "Job Creator" on Trump: "'F-- you' doesn't make life any better. 'F-- you' makes you feel good, but it doesn't get you where you need to go. 'F-- you' doesn't make America strong"
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(72)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Satirical website ClickHole claims to have raised $2,000 to send Bob Dylan a nice bed
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(13)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the Mexican food capitals of each state. Now who wants to eat the whole enchilada with subby?
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(26)
 


Mon August 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NLRB rules against the formation of a union by a bunch of undereducated interns who get physically and emotionally abused by their bosses, are forced to live in dormitories, and have to sign highly restrictive non-compete agreements
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(78)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
One dedicated vault dweller has completed what was thought to be impossible: A YOLO run of Fallout: New Vegas and all its DLCs
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(51)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kasich to pick up major endorsement...from Alabama's governor? Come now, the last time Alabama was of any significance was because Wallace stood in a doorway
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(40)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michigan Tea Party Republican who was going to smear self as gay to hide his affair invokes Bible on Facebook to defend himself. Commenters rain holy hell on him
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(86)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's been 10 years since Hurricane Katrina. Share your most vivid memory, pics, stories, whatever
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans are becoming increasingly concerned with the role of big donors in politics
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(103)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fox Sports suspends Donovan McNabb "indefinitely" after he rear-ended a car at a stoplight while driving intoxicated. Former colleagues expressed astonishment that McNabb did not somehow manage to stop the car 3-4 yards short of the collision
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guardian Angels reunite to resume patrols of Central Park as the re-sleazification of NYC continues. City media watches for return of other city legends like blackouts, squeegee-men, and Billy Martin rising from the grave to deck somebody
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(155)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Christian Fundamentalism is really good at betraying Republicans
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(175)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles Fire Department helicopter suffers mechanical failure while fighting a brush fire and has a hard landing in the Rose Hills cemetery. They are still recovering bodies into the night
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(28)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart says his dreams of a classless and equal American society were destroyed once he found himself in the syndicated sci-fi TV show gutter
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(67)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The bad news is that the birther movement has descended on Rubio, Jindal and Cruz. The good news is that a Republican not named Trump is saying the worst bigoted drivel of the week
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Sun August 16, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spanish woman takes a picture of police car parked in a handicapped spot and posts it to social media with the caption "park where you want, you won't get fined". Police promptly fine her $900 for "impugning their honor"
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(156)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Staggeringly high beef prices fueling revival of rustling in American West: "Any time you see the price of any commodity go up, you see the theft of that commodity rise"
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(27)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Should this summer's lackluster franchise movies--specifically Mad Max, the Terminator, and Fantastic Four--continue on, or should they all be put to rest in unmarked graves, forgotten for all time?
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(240)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Maine on track to dethrone Wisconsin as cheesiest state in America
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(18)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"We've long used music to tell stories-now we also use music to explain science. In fact, a whole new related genre has arisen: the science music video, which brings accessible, fun, musically enriched science to a wide audience"
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican presidential candidate comes out against the Bible, thereby ensuring he'll end up in last place rather than second to last place
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(144)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Move over theremin, THIS is the weird musical instrument that has been in the soundtrack of your nightmares
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Crisis averted: neither Hillary nor The Donald had a corndog at the state fair. America breathes a sigh of relief
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(131)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
"First. Safest. Best." is the motto of the paramilitary group whose instructor was critically injured by shrapnel from an exploding target
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(159)
 
(Daily Rogers)
 
 
 
Study says the magnetic pole was activated underneath the Core of the Earth in the African Region
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(31)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
America has Comcast as its evil cable company, and Britain has Sky; "I moved to Florida and Sky still wouldn't let me cancel"
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Sat August 15, 2015
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Man in critical condition after fall from high-rise apartment building in Chicago. If only there were a device which could slow a fall... oh, yeah, he was already wearing a parachute
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China denies it made a nearly identical copy of Chicago's "Bean" sculpture, claiming that the original version reflects the sky, while theirs reflects the ground
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Yup, Real Americans. Patriots. True Believers
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(77)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Sit back and enjoy a brief history of practical effects in cinema in just 10 movies (that cover a 113 year period)
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Want to sell medical marijuana in New York? No problem as long as you've got $30 million to cover operating costs
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(17)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
There are loyalty oaths required to teach children in Hastings, Nebraska, good American. #freedom
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yosemite still most majestic, most plague-infested American park
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(44)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the chemical warehouse fires
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(33)
 


Fri August 14, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American military has quietly begun training for all-out invasion of Mt. Midoriyama
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(68)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The best home video of the Tianjin explosions yet (warning, Not safe for work language, vertical video)
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is sullying what otherwise would be an impressive and most talent-rich Republican nominee field ever
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(84)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Parked your BMW in a handicapped space? Wanker
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(102)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Some of the people who were in the theater are upset at the lack of repercussions for those in the back row who revved a leaf blower to replicate the sound of a chainsaw during a tense moment during the thriller 'The Gift" (pics)
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(47)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Al Gore is not planning to put America to sleep. Stop taking Buzzfeed's drunken fantasies as fact next time, America
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(30)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Cybergroup admits to hacking into University of Miami mail servers, no doubt to determine why it is everyone buys bleach when a hurricane threatens landfall
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(43)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tim Kring tries to explain the lack of certain returning characters on Heroes Reborn via plot justification instead of the whole "career suicide" explanation
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook rewards Harvard intern who exposed serious security flaw in its Messenger app by rescinding his internship because his actions didn't meet their "high ethical standards"
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(111)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Art aficionados get their noses out of joint as U.S. returns long-missing Picasso painting to France
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(4)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Neuroscientists have discovered how an animal's biological clock wakes it up in the morning and puts it to sleep at night
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(8)
 


Thu August 13, 2015
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Upset with the game results, Costa Rican head coach loses his temper while trying to go down to the field, throws a punch at steward. Steward shows that they don't put up with that crap in Panama
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(15)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Musical genius with mad skills reproduces Super Mario Bros. 3 music and sound effects with old-school instruments
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(20)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate's leaked emails show a pattern of using political connections to benefit friends and business partners
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(71)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pining for the Fjords? No; this African parrot is pining for its own identity
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(7)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba really doesn't need to work in Hollywood anymore now
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(60)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dozens of men found in boat just off Greek island of Lesbos. Lesbos typically good at finding the man in the canoe
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You don't see fish complaining about how global warming is melting Antarctica
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(39)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
The "Center for Medical Progress" putting out those anti-Planned Parenthood videos consists of no doctors, no scientists, and two PO boxes in Irvine and Sacramento. Seems legit
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(197)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Newest set photos from Captain America: Civil War give us our first look at Black Panther
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(60)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
America's uninsured rate is below 10% for first time ever thanks to the historical failing of Obamacare
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(130)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We can all agree that vertical videos deprive us of important peripheral cues and are antithetical to how our horizontal field of vision works right? Well, tough luck: the unwashed masses have spoken
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(87)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson, who is whiter than the Pillsbury Dough Boy, is playing a Native American hitman in an upcoming movie, which will also star Ving Rhames as Hulk Hogan and Queen Latifah as Larry Bird
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Psssst.. this is newsworthy: Republicans take money from fat cat donors with fossil fuel ties in the fight against climate change.. Yes the fainting couch is over here
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(51)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Some golfers have a handicap. Others have wolves
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(47)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Things are so tough on America's family farms that young people are being forced to take off-season jobs playing professional football for $39 million just to survive
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(16)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
Most Americans still think genetically modified foods are dangerous in latest proof that most Americans are idiots
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(318)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Native American tribes continue to win back this country from the illegal immigrants first by casino, and now by weed
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(55)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French McDonald's apologizes for ban on feeding homeless, says everyone should have the right to eat nasty American food
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(23)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
French malaria victim outraged after government bills him €87,000 for medical flight and treatment, claims he never set foot anywhere near America
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(27)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If the British build a $2.9 billion replica of Minas Tirith will the people stop on their way to Mordor?
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(39)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Beer evolved to be delicious: "Lager yeasts did not just originate once. This unlikely marriage between two species, genetically as different from one another as humans and birds, happened at least twice"
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(15)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
NFL draft will be held in Chicago for the 2nd year in a row; prompting speculation that maybe Chicago will eventually get an NFL team
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(27)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In one corner we have one of Fark's most hated groups: the evil HOA. In the other corner, we have the self-entitled homeowner who can do what he wants because this is 'Merica. (ding ding)
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(130)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
On the eve of the NFL pre-season, let's break down the stats of your favorite teams. Looks like the Vikings lead the league in felonies, while Denver and Tampa Bay edge out the 49ers in assaults. Meanwhile the Texans are practically angels
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Jets actually improved with that sucker punch, as Ryan Fitzpatrick and his giant homeless nutcase beard are both better QBs statistically than Geno Smith
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(45)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Los Angeles wants to relive the greatest American Olympics performance of all time
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(23)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Analysis of Hillary's loudly touted student loan reform proposal shows it will be a sensible, practical way to put more money in the pockets of the well-to-do
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Tue August 11, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
One sure way to end your promising rugby career is to call up your female club coach and make creepy obscene noises as a practical joke
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(4)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The rise of Bernie Sanders is worse for Democrats than Trump is for Republicans, notes respected political columnist Jonah Goldberg
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(142)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Republicans cut funding for government services, then blame underfunded government service for failing to do its job. TA-DA
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(91)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former minister warns that UK is becoming a one-party state dominated by the Conservative Party. For you Americans, the Conservative Party is just slightly to the left of your Democratic Party
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(62)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts wants a state agency to set drug prices, presumably by comparing pharmaceutical and insurance lobbyists' campaign donations
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(8)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese residents in the city of Sichuan forced to pick between the outside air and the toxic ammonia liquid leaking from a chemical fertiliser plant
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(46)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: make election day a holiday. Republicans: but that would mean even more poors and minorities voting... we can't have that
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(123)
 
(Fkn Brilliant)
 
 
 
Nothing screams 'Steal my lunch money' quite like a bike helmet with built-in indicator lights on both sides
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And your ethical question of the day: Is it okay to breastfeed a friend's child?
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA study finds that 2 in 10 air traffic controllers had committed significant errors in the previous year and that schedules worked by 76 percent of controllers in the field study led to chronic fatigue
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(68)
 


Mon August 10, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rare white whale spotted off Australian coast. American dentist and one-legged sea captain back slowly out of the room while giving each other the side eye
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(19)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study says out-of-home activities may promote older persons' physical activity, kill "Matlock" residuals. Jessica Fletcher says more research needed
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(8)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"There's a reason why American public transportation is so terrible. European, Asian, and Canadian cities treat it as a vital public utility. Most American policymakers - and voters - see transit as a social welfare program"
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(166)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
On Tuesday Africa will mark its first anniversary of being polio-free, just in time for Kenya's Conference of Catholic Bishops to declare a boycott of the polio vaccine because they think it'll sterilize the populace
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(77)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
One-legged golfer succeeds in lowering his handicap
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(6)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
American Psychological Association bans members from taking part in CIA interrogations. If their members want to experience torture they'll just have to stick with weekly therapy sessions
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(30)
 
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Vatican chief astronomer believes in ET life and the Vatican has a chief astronomer
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(87)
 
(TV.com)
 
 
 
For those who suggested we needed to watch all of True Detective's Season Two to judge it, now we can. "No qualifications, no considerations of Season 1, no bullshiat; It was absolutely not good"
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(186)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
BLM activist who commandeered Bernie Sanders rally is a "radical Christian" Palin supporter
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(210)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
American team wins DOTA 2 International tournament, making $6.6 million and a new generation of insufferable online teammates who rage at you for holding their awesomeness down. U-S-A, U-S-A
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(68)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Minions crosses the $900 million mark at the global box office, bypassing Despicable Me 2. That is BANANAS
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(56)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scotland to ban genetically modified crops, which presumably includes every strain of corn from the past thousand years
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(330)
 
(DeadState)
 
 
 
All you Republican candidates whose grandfathers didn't help found Planned Parenthood, take a step forward. Not so fast, Jeb Bush
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(154)
 


Sat August 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rand Paul opens fire on Trump at campaign stop. I knew the Republican nomination process was cut throat, but this is ridiculous
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(106)
 
(Making Star Wars)
 
 
 
First set pics of "Star Wars Anthology: Rogue One" show original trilogy Stormtroopers and an imperial shuttle on a tropical beach
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(18)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama goes off for two weeks of golf and the good life at a multi-million dollar estate on Martha's Vineyard and nobody's complaining anymore. He's trained Americans well
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(113)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's comments about Megyn Kelly get him dropped from a significant event
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(344)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The newest addition to the list of invasive species we're all encouraged to eat in order to eradicate the population is the brown anole lizard. "Brown anoles taste like bacon"
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(71)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If every B1G team was a republican presidential candidate. And yes, you already know which team is The Donald of the Big Ten
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
2013: outrage over non-existent IRS targeting of political opponents. 2015: campaign promise to use IRS to target political opponents
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you love to fly, here's an awesome video of a plane taking off from Chicago in a massive thunderstorm. If you hate to fly, here's a video that will ensure you never fly again
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Benefits of weight loss surgery diminish after five years. Mostly because a doctor's skill with a scalpel can't keep up with Americans' dexterity with a knife and fork
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(40)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
CEO of home health care conglomerate charged with fraud. As should every single CEO in charge of an American insurance agency; the whole thing is an overpriced scam that bankrupts the middle class
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(42)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Summer motoring tip: An airport runway is not a safe place to drive. Intoxicated, or not
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(7)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"When it comes to _______, the Republican Party's presidential candidates are shockingly ill-informed"
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(106)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
So, just why the hell is America losing the Planned Parenthood battle to closed-minded right-to-lifers?
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(189)
 


Thu August 06, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Shake Shack credited for revival of retro font Neutra, which is being adopted by Washington D.C. as official font of our nation's capital. "More legible than Futura, less overused than Helvetica, Neutra gets a lot of love from designers"
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(46)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Will all of America watch? Will Lewis Black rant? Will Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert return in character? Who will be the surprise guest? It's your Official Daily Show Discussion Thread: Farewell, Jon Stewart edition. The fun begins at 11 PM ET
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(318)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Get your booze ready as nine conservative warriors battle a hairdo to save the soul of America . It's the GOP debate discussion thread. Watch it on Fox News at 9 PM ET
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(1836)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a mathematically correct way to cut your bagel. No advice on how to cut the cheese
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(41)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Leave it to a professional comedian to perfectly sum up the absurdity of the current political landscape. D.L. Hughley " taking Donald Trump seriously in a debate, is like Flavor Flav winning a spelling bee"
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(110)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Dedicated dad gets a One Direction tattoo to win tickets for his daughters. Forgets to read the fine print and gets DQ'd
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(109)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer who left gun on road has suffered "administrative ramifications". Let that be a lesson to us all
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How to answer a rude question about your sex life if you're handicapped
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A musical tribute to Steve Jobs? There's an opera for that
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(8)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
It's always embarrassing when you and a friend are both arrested for having heroin wrapped in condoms hidden inside your vaginas, but your friend needs medical help withdrawing it from her vagina while you can easily pull it out from yours
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(36)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(Matador Network)
 
 
 
Good news, America. You're no longer the most obnoxious traveler
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(124)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man charged with 7 felony counts of jury tampering for informing potential jurors about nullification. If only there were some way to invalidate those charges
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(155)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Nothing runs like a Deere, especially if you're frantically trying to get it to stop
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In the worst sales pitch to congressional Republicans ever, Obama says rejecting the Iran deal is a vote for war
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(304)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
50 years ago, William Buckley and Gore Vidal brilliantly castigated each other on air in a fight that changed political TV forever. It's been downhill ever since
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you left your newborn baby with umbilical cord still attached on an LA sidewalk, police would love to chat with you about your amazing parenting skills [but don't worry; the baby is alive in spite of this]
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(91)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart pioneered The Daily Show to mock the media; the media nevertheless fell in love with what eventually became the only unvarnished news program in the world where no side of the political spectrum was safe
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(203)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How did American beer become so bland? Blame the Germans
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(163)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Pierson of the B-52s marries her longtime love Monica Coleman in Hawaii, it will certainly be a love shack where they are all right
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(112)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Catholic diocese in North Dakota severs ties with Boy Scouts of America after Scouts permit gay scout leaders. Because if anyone is looking out for the best interests of our young boys, it's the Catholic church
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(88)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I consider myself a classical liberal" said a) Bernie Sanders b) Jon Stewart or C) Charles Koch?
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(140)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Nine facts about breasts that we can discuss in a mature and clinical way
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(255)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Red Stripe beer sued by consumers who really thought it was brewed in Jamaica, mon
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas public school district paints pro- Christian "historical" quotes on its walls like "It is impossible to govern a nation without God and the Bible,"- George Washington. Difficulty: Washington never actually said anything like that
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(247)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi praises papal climate encyclical, whatever the hell that is but probably has to do with the apocalypse
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Okay fire up Google Maps and try to follow along: An Israel human rights group, who won a $330 million judgement against North Korea in a US District Court is trying to get a Mexican court to issue a writ to seize a NK freighter docked there
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Chris Wallace has some "doozies" planned for the Republican debate, including gotchas like "Which one of you loves America more," "Will you allow Obamacare to bankrupt America," and "How many Democrats could you beat in a fight?"
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(217)
 
(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
The Mormon church will be releasing more historical documents to keep Trey Parker and Matt Stone going for a few more years
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(73)
 
(My Fox Houston)
 
 
 
More proof that Donald Trump is irrevocably changing the direction of the Republican primary race: Ted Cruz releases a video where he cooks bacon by wrapping it around the barrel of a machine gun and then opens fire
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(191)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
American B-52s bomb Australia
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(58)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Singer dies after killing it in American Idol audition
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(37)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Americans new to having health insurance learn what millions of people that had insurance already knew: health care still costs too much money
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(109)
 
(Washington Post)
 
Video
 
AP uploads over 500,000 historical videos to YouTube. Here are 19 that illustrate key historical moments, as well as cats on whirling record players and women in goofy wedding dresses
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(5)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Python on the loose in Sweden. This is not a repeat from-well, technically it is, since the damn thing escaped again
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want a peek at Window 10's 'Blue Screen of Death'? As expected, it's a comically unhelpful failure
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(124)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A mafia boss on the run since 1993 communicated with fellow criminals using a code based around sheep, Italian police say" (w/ pics of sheep)
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(65)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
New poll shows that Obama has practically no chance of winning a third straight term as president
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(138)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Researchers have designed a worm that would allow a Mac firmware attack to spread automatically from computer to computer, without the need for the Macs to be networked"
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(67)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The ACA is denying Americans their hard-won freedom to skip out on their hospital bills
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(77)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Obama has neglected blacks, and the country would not see another black President any time soon. 'He has done nothing for African Americans'
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(98)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the award for Most un-American police force on the planet goes to:
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(138)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
One of the 18 republican presidential candidates received numerous promotions and special treatment for light duty service in the Air Force
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(43)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
War On Science continues as ultrasound technology is declared heretical
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(57)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The American Psychological Association is torn between sweet, sweet defense dollars, and acting like human beings. The dollars are winning
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(54)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Average American family pays $231 a year renting cable TV boxes. Mostly because they feel it's important to watch the financial news channels to find ways to quit wasting all their money
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(91)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist does an in-depth investigation on whether or not the U.S. economy will ever truly recover. Just kidding. The Economist does an investigative report on why Mexicans like Morrissey so much
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Be careful removing the film wrapper off of your Kraft American Cheese Singles. It could kill you. The wrapping, not the cheese, to be precise
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(123)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Frankfurt Airport creates wider parking spaces specifically for women. Amazingly, some females have a problem with that
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(33)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You Americans are so yesterday when celebrating the 30th anniversary of "Back To The Future", Japanese fans go full live orchestra to party with Marty
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you've got a cool $5.7 million lying around doing nothing, Jim Craig's 1980 'Miracle on Ice' Olympic gold medal is for sale ... and he'll even throw in the famous American flag he draped over his shoulders
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Think you're saving money buy purchasing generic medication rather than the name brands? CVS is faced with a lawsuit that claims otherwise
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(24)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen joins U2 on stage for the greatest musical performance of all time
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Investigators using "sophisticated technology" to determine if debris is from MH370. Apparently "sophisticated technology" is double-speak for "checking a serial number". 24 hour coverage NOW on CNN
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(77)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
US government seeks to create supercomputer that would totally never be used against political opponents 30 times faster than today's fastest computer
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(57)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Turns out American workers really are becoming less productive. The reason why, however, is a bit more complicated than you might think
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(74)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your brain's ability to dispose of key Alzheimer's protein drops dramatically with where am I
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(14)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jesus vs. Aliens: political battle in Roswell or next Syfy hit?
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(28)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Crypto-Nazis and damn queers: Where political punditry began
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(50)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Boy grows second row of ribs, but cannot receive medical aid because his parents are busy picking mushrooms in the woods
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(37)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is giving the Republican establishment a political lesson, as the GOP elites are only making The Donald stronger
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(64)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump trademarks Trumpocrat™ and Trumpublican™. Trumpmoron and Trumpidiot still up for grabs
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(92)
 
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
New research has discovered just why tea and coffee taste better with a spoonful of sugar. Here comes the statistical thermodynamics
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(43)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Once again, critics say Obama is soft on guns. "There's plenty he could do to control firearms in the U.S. All he needs is the political nerve"
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(266)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Public relations firm announces that they're cutting ties with the most hated dentist in America. Swear they're not lion
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(160)
 
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
The Kentucky gubernatorial race is shaping up to be a barn burner with the Democratic and Republican candidates separated by less than the margin of error, and the young fellow named Drew Curtis polling at a respectable 8% and rising
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(35)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
New York Giants frustrated that they've had no direct communication with Jason Pierre-Paul regarding his ability to play football, add that there's something fishy, but can't quite put their finger on it
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(23)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republicans threatening to shut down the government to punish Planned Parenthood for complying with the law
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(311)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Just like the rest of America, Justin Bieber feeling depressed about his musical comeback
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(36)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Scottish researchers find drinking may ease fibromyalgia pain. "The Scottish researchers could not be reached for comment, but in the study they note that a significant number of participants were drinking more than the recommended limit"
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(43)
 
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
South America facing a financial crisis not seen since the 1980s. Only needs the CIA to depose a few countries' leaders to really get that authentic '80s flavor
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(63)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Cementing Florida's status as "America's Australia," park rangers capture and remove an 18-foot python, that likely fed on alligators, from an area of the Everglades known as "Shark Valley"
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(64)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Top Republicans push to replace dollar bill with dollar coin. As history has shown, it's worked so well in the past....oh wait
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(270)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
15 percent of Americans still do not go online, says newspaper hoping to sell them subscriptions
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(68)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hey, so remember that town in Colorado who tried to change AP history to be more "Murica, F*CK YEAH"? Well those board members that pushed it are gonna get a total recall soon
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(138)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Medicare and Medicaid At 50: One Is Going Bankrupt, the Other Is Bankrupting States
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(136)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Americans would be a lot less fat if we brought back the public water fountain
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(90)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Action Park's newest waterslide is the world's longest and basically never ends
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(75)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jack Donaghy endorses his friend Trump, says he's just what America deserves
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(55)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Fresh off his gig as Hedwig in the Broadway revival of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" Michael C. Hall is set to play the lead in "Lazarus" a new "sci-fi musical" written by a relatively unknown but up-and-coming musician named David Bowie
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(14)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Just in time for the national political convention, Federal charges against PA Rep. Chaka Fattah
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(51)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
We're very sorry our bias-free language guide offended you, loyal American. Lo siento
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(205)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders to Clinton: That's an okay environmental plan. I mean, you're not really accomplishing much, and you still support Keystone XL, but you made it look like you're not a poll-hungry political machine. So there's that
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(166)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Study shows that the ACA is good for indigent people. That's not surprising. Study doesn't explore whether it's good for the rest of America to give freebies to indigent people. That's not surprising, either
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(171)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Phamaceutical giant releases wonder drug that is 90% effective against Hepatitis C. Side effects include severe wallet deficiency and significant risk of raising the US healthcare spending rate
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(60)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
A landslide loss by Trump is the Republican moderates' best chance to take back the GOP
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(163)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Farker Meet-up TODAY (7/29), 6:30-?, Santa Monica
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(12)
 
(Ms. Magazine)
 
 
 
Hey heterosexists, the gender gap in science is worse than you thought because it privileges male mice in clinical studies over female mice
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(44)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Sixty-three years ago the Melbourne Argus became the first newspaper to print in full color. For our younger Farkers: A "newspaper" is a serial publication containing news printed on relatively inexpensive, low-grade paper
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Major archaeological find at the site of the Jamestown colony suggests that the founder of the first Protestant church in North America may actually have been a secret Catholic. Dammit, Archer
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(21)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Why Republicans hate climate change theory: the changes the Earth is going through now do not necessarily threaten human existence, but rather human capitalism
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(108)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee has plans to become America's third black president
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(35)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what 'Authentic American Food' is? Apparently, it's TGI Fridays
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(59)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Federal judge hearing men's bathroom case decides case before hearing lawyer's arguments, complains about attorney's lack of medical training, fits in rants about marijuana and sanctuary cities before expressing concern that "things are changing"
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(136)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
Rare Indonesian "corpse flower" blooms at Berkeley's UC Botanical Garden, just in time for everyone to not go to Berkeley's UC Botanical Garden
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(27)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Musical "The Book of Mormon" opens in Sal Tlay Ka Siti today, or more commonly known as Salt Lake City
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(37)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're ever traveling abroad, don't be an stereotypical Ugly American by blowing your nose in public, opening a gift in front of the person who gave it to you, or wiping your butt with your left hand
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(67)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
According to retired U.S. Army General Russel Honore, America remains in denial about its: A) yogurt culture; B) lack of culture; or C) gun culture
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(299)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers discover sixth taste, which basically means you're now five tastes back from being even remotely cool
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(62)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Komo)
 
 
 
East Portland unhappy at being locked out of 'Portlandia' world of flighty white hipsters, wants representation for their non-cool diversity. "There's a magical line around the city, and the core gets all the money and all the special stuff"
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(76)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio wants a day off from the Senate, so he talks his friend Cameron into taking his father's prized Ferrari and with his girlfriend Sloane head into Chicago for the day
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(29)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"But let's recall [Hillary Clinton] is running for the presidency of the United States. The bar for that must be more than "didn't do enough to justify prosecution." For starters, she has misled the American people over and over again"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The BBC releases a list of the 100 greatest American films of all time -- and not only did only 12 of them win Best Picture, 60 of them weren't even nominated
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(169)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Not counting initiatives for industrial hemp or non-plant medical marijuana or low-THC cannabidiol oil, there are at least 20 efforts going on in 8 states nationwide to legalize medical and recreational access to cannabis in 2016"
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(50)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Man calls out Starbucks customers he thinks are wrongly using the handicapped space. Starbucks responds by banning him from all stores for life
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(187)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A day after getting no hit by the lowly Phillies, the Chicago Cubs are proving that they are playing in late season form. Book it, done
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(13)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Do we really want to watch this match? Does El Tri have the fix in? Do the Reggae Boys even stand a chance? It's Jamaica vs. Mexico for the CONCACAF Gold Cup, Live from Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia at 7:30 pm. Tune into FS1
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(123)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
"Anyone unwilling to engage in productive, open, mutually critical conversations with people they disagree with under the moral protection of liberalism and social justice...are not social justice advocates...they are social justice bullies"
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(766)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 62nd anniversary of Fidel Castro's guerilla assault on the Batista regime has organizers at a loss, as the tried and true anti-American theme is no longer relevant
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(39)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Ordinary fail: Banned from entering local Walmart. Queen of all fail: Banned by the courts from entering any Walmart in America, forever
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(107)
 
(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
One of North America's oldest distilleries is having a Job Fair. In other news, Fark.com announces its entire staff has resigned en masse
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(16)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
VA Secretary asks union prez to tell him who the bad managers are. Response: 39 pages described as a "guide to terrible management for the purpose of systematically destroying the ability of the United States government to function effectively"
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Sat July 25, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Some of my critics back home might be suggesting I'm here to look for my birth certificate," Obama said while making a toast at a state dinner. "That's not the case; I'm just returning it to the Kenyan authorities"
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Here are 10 things you didn't know about the funniest movie ever in honor of the 35th anniversary of its theatrical release. That wasn't really a Baby Ruth after all
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