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500 headlines found matching 'ICA'
Mon February 19, 2018
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Americans do not actually celebrate President's Day. In fact, few have any real reason to remember President's Day actually exists. President's Day should a day when the practice of leadership is celebrated in the public arena
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Religious faith is no longer a virtue in America, now more of a sign that you're cray cray
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"For everyone, it was a distraction or a reprieve," said one White House official. Were they talking about A) The Olympics, B) Presidents' Day, or C) The slaughter of American school children?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you were looking for a list of the absolute worst people in America, the just released CPAC agenda has you covered
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(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
Hidden mathematical formula for writing late-night show jokes, Fark headlines
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Dear sirs, there may be just a little bit of mold on my senbei cracker. I am sending it back." "Dear customer: [multipage essay of apology and supplication accompanied by documentation and results of our FTIR analysis]. Have a free packet on us"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The Amorous Playboys of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" - What is it about the White House that take ordinary, sex-crazed, egotistical narcissists, and turns them into more of the same?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New York Magazine explains the reasonable case for the actual impeachment of a prominent Republican over sexual misconduct and lying under oath. No, not that one. No, not that one either. Nope, you're still not even warm
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House spokesman: The Russians tried to create chaos in the American election system, but the Democrats and the mainstream media created more chaos than the Russians by talking about the chaos created by the Russians. That's the REAL outrage
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
African-born leader inspires grassroots voting registration drive. No, not that one
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick ends her career in NASCAR with it still being a big story that a woman is driving in NASCAR. And a wreck
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Republicans buying gallons of lube in preparation for the 2018 midterms
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Imagine if George W. Bush saw the 9/11 attack primarily as a political embarrassment to be minimized
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm not 100% sure, but I think Trump wants an African-American billionaire to get naked so he can beat her at chess?
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Sun February 18, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
It may be the same size and shape as a van, but if it's painted blue and yellow, has blue lights on the roof, is full of medical equipment, and has the word "Ambulance" written all over it, it's probably not a van. And no, it's not moving, asshole
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(MSN)
 
 
 
How the "America First" trade policy could lead to a trade war ... and make Kentucky Bourbon and Wisconsin Cheese much more expensive. Yeah, that should go over well in Trump country
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Hockey Is For Everyone" month going poorly in Chicago
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Tragically, no. You're not
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook has been ordered to stop tracking people without consent... Sorry America, not yours. You're $uch a $exy a$$et
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States of America
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's how America's white nationalists trolled the media about the Florida Parkland shooter
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A look at how application developers mess with your brains and get you addicted to things like Facebook and Instagram
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Teen Parkland survivor tears into Trump, Republicans and the NRA in electrifying statement
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For someone who's been completely vindicated, he sure is tweeting up a defensive storm today
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
"Bloody, drunk and chronically naked" yep, sounds like someone was the highlight of the overnight ER shift
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Alert American Airlines employee saves two teens from being sold into sex slavery
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida republicans: You know what would be a good idea right now, weakening background checks for gun buyers in Florida
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio: People might break gun laws, so we shouldn't have them. Logical conclusion: Well, clearly we shouldn't any laws
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Almost four million Americans getting paid more this year due to GOP tax bill. We're going to need a lot more MAGA hats
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
For American Presidents and other people who don't like to read: Just the key lines from today's Mueller indictment of 13 Russians accused of meddling in U.S. election
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller drops a double dose of indictments to lead us into President's day. 13 Russians and 1 American are in the crosshairs. Trump says NO COLLUSION. It's FRESH HELL FRIDAY in the MSNBC Discussion Thread. Sobriety not recommended. Fun starts @ 8 EST
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Study finds chance to receive home loans in U.S. cities correlates directly with applicants skin pigmentation levels
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
7.5 Magnitude quake centered on the Mexican west coast just hit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Deputy AG Rosenstein said there's no allegation in [THIS] indictment that any American was a knowing participant in the [Russian] scheme, nor is there any allegation that the scheme affected the outcome of the election [unlike the DNC primaries]"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A significant number of Americans from both parties say that they would support a military takeover of the U.S. government. Yeah, that sound you heard was all the founding fathers turning in their graves
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another group that has benefitted from the opioid crisis: medical labs charging $17,850 for a urine test
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(The Week)
 
 
 
There once was a time when you'd never hear "big government" and Republicans in the same article ...yet here they are
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even the worst of the deplorables, Senate Republicans, are over Trump
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hyperloop firm signs interstate deal to study Chicago-Cleveland route for high-speed pods that could ferry passengers over 300 miles in less than 30 minutes - good news for everyone wanting to get out of Cleveland as quickly as possible
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a classic case of American exceptionalism, 70 years after Charles Cohen escaped death by hiding in a closet to escape one of the first mass murders in the U.S., his granddaughter hides in a closet to escape a mass murderer and survives. Freedumb
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After yesterday's mass shooting, the U.S. has the distinction of "the most dangerous of wealthy nations for a child to be born into." Is America great again yet?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On the Eve of their Olympic debut, the coach of the Jamaican women's bobsled team has abruptly quit, and she's threatening to take the team's sled and go home
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian radio host: "God could have prevented this, if only He had known it was going to happen." God unavailable for comment for some inexplicable reason
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Ahhh tax season. Preparer busted for things like over stating charitable donations, unreimbursed meals and transportation charges...basically what 3 out of 5 of us do every year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The return of ethnic separatism, the rise of authoritarian populism, the retreat of liberal democracy, the elevation of a warrior ethos that reduces politics to friend/enemy, zero-sum conflicts. America sure looks like the Balkans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What'd you send your significant other for Valentine's Day? Subby sent his wife a giant rampaging abomination from the inky depths (see link)
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ex wants me to drop our kid from my insurance so she can get her new family on medicade. Ex has farked me at every turn, won't let me see my daughter and even proudly displays my stuff in her home. I don't have beef with the new family, should I help
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in South Africa
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Zlatan prepares to come to America and LA Galaxy this summer, is house-hunting around Bel Air and Beverly Hills because he is Zlatan
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A lock of George Washington's hair has been found in a book, and America suddenly remembers that he's not term-limited
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Great news, Millennials, now you can SnapChat your employment application to Home Depot
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
America's energy sector is proudly leading the way in something that doesn't exist
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
California blocks Native Americans out of weed business. Just as well, as if they know anything about smoking
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Toto's "Africa" would sound like when played over the sound system in an empty shopping mall, well, today's your lucky day
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(AP News)
 
 
 
LOVE returns to Philadelphia, just in time to get greased up like a pole and rocked like a hurricane
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(Salon)
 
 
 
When the conservative Heritage Foundation thinks that Republicans are bankrupting the country, they are bankrupting the country. But, hey, as long as we got to stick it to the libs, am I right?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Nobody really likes sidewalks or electrical outlets or forks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Family-focused American woman gets death threats from terrorist cells that are allowed to exist largely unchecked by federal and local authorities
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FBI Director Wray: Trump has not specifically directed me to counter Russian interference on the 2018 mid-terms....so, if you talk to him, could you maybe mention to him that he really should get on that
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Tue February 13, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Clearwater FL in process of becoming a big creepy "Vatican City" for strange people dressed like Jake from State Farm. Xenu pleased to see you come on vacation
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Americans will buy 60 million pounds of chocolate this week all because of Valentine's Day. Here's how chocolate became associated with romance
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Streets of Bakersfield, we ShowOff the Wolf, A Queen continues to quell a Riott, A Canadian Roodely challenges Americans, and A New Day of Pancaked Benjables. This is YOUR SmackDown Live Thread (8pm, USA)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"In Germany, Mr Trump also had several Karneval floats dedicated to him at the three main parades in Mainz, Cologne and Düsseldorf. In Düsseldorf he was pictured being screwed by a bear which was called 'the Russia affair'"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, that's awkward.....General Mattis admits that he has no evidence that Assad used chemical weapons
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What lessons are today's teenagers learning from online porn? Wait, teenagers are watching porn? Aren't those age verification questions keeping them off the porn sites?
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
If you really wanted to successfully ban pornography in America, here's what you would need to do
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Researcher submits paper to ten journals studying the effects of Warp 10 on human biology, referencing that Star Trek Voyager episode where Janeway turned into a lizard as its factual basis. Four of them accept it for publication
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
PA governor rejects GOP's new gerrymander attempt. GOP will attempt to classify governor as a terrorist, or clinically ill, or a deer. Or two of the three
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, the Greatest American Hero reboot is going to go all Ghostbustery reboot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Goldilocks fights back but bears still swinging." Perhaps Fark *is* your personal erotica site after all
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heart condition affects man's memory, causes him to forget wife was 9 months pregnant after he spends 18 days in a medically induced coma. Bonus: Baby was 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and he works at 7-Eleven
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You're running in a Republican primary for U.S. Senate. Your mom donates the maximum to your Democratic opponent
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
A new study finds that over 90 percent of elderly people claim their lives were improved by medical marijuana. Soon the wastelands will be threatened by roving gangs of geriatric punks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Author reviews the christian bible, concludes it is poorly written. Evangelical christians react about as you'd expect
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senators REALLY pissed that Susan Rice was smart enough to anticipate their BS and send herself an email (which could then be FOIA'ed) destroying their talking points
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Graphics error blamed for causing a Chicago news station to confuse Pyeongchang and P.F. Chang's
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Putin claims, and no one at the White House has contradicted him, that Trump "authorized him to speak" on America's behalf to the Palestinian Authority to try to negotiate a peace deal
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The film academy honors unsung innovators at the annual Scientific and Technical Awards: "Do most filmmakers really need the tank-sized 73-foot Hydrascope self-leveling telescoping crane or can we squeak by using the 32-foot model?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R) says that if Republicans said they were going to raise spending and rack up trillion dollar deficits, none of them would have gotten elected (w/video)
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
This may come as a bit of a shock, but it seems that Republican attorneys general are letting their donors help set policy via a private BBS. Which allows them to dodge public records requests. Which should piss you off
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Real humon, Ted Cruz, says the Legion of Doom will lose the November 2018 democracy if the economically anxious and desiccated do not arrive at the humon celebration of 2016 regret
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
From Metallica to murder...Hetfield tries his hand at acting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House budget admits that Republican tax bill has paved the way for a great American bankruptcy. The best bankruptcy. Bigly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement." Non Anglo-Americans can have a seat with their papers with the ICE officers over there
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some people actually thought Mirai Nagasu really loves America enough to have 'USA' tattooed on her inner thigh
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Novel 'Doctor Jeckyll/Mr. Hyde' defense based on the effects of medical marijuana collapses into plea bargain, possibly due to the fact that it involved Florida Man taking drugs and turning into Florida Man
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Banned Russian athlete gave his dope bobsled to an American athlete. Fark: American won a medal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
He's not a politician, he's a businessman. We need someone who will run America like a business. Sure, he's bankrupted a casino, but a casino isn't a country. Besides, we have Paul Ryan
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
How sad has America become that we now wish for Hollyweird celebrities to become our next President. One speck of saneness: Actor Tom Hanks tops the list
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Southwest flights out of Chicago are temporarily put on ice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I bless the rains down in Africa
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
PA Republicans, chastened by court order, redraw maps to better reflect voters' will. Just kidding, the new map is just as gerrymandered
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hydroelectric dam project in Turkey's Batman Province threatens 12,000-year-old archaeological site of Hasankeyf. In other news, Batman has his own province in Turkey
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is there anything Obama's magical time machine CAN'T do?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Another day, another Trump campaign promise broken: this time his vow to reduce prescription drug costs by negotiating lower Medicare deals.TLDR version? Trump couldn't be arsed to do anything other than tell staff to release a "strategy paper"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's an American tradition to punch a nazi, racist, bigoted piece of shiat
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I can understand walking out of a random college class because the professor repeatedly uses the n-word but when it's a class specifically about hate speech, you're just being a snowflake
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not even Obama's magical time machine could save DACA
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Hockey during the Olympics because the players and especially the NHL and IOC are all big poopyheads. And yes, that's the technical term for them. Anyway, games at 7pm, 8pm & 10pm ET
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stop popping ibuprofen like it's candy, America. Seriously, this is just getting stupid
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Europeans who hate free healthcare, free college, and long vacations are flocking to America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Pence believes a sporting event is an appropriate place for political protest
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Claim: "Locks of Love" operates illicit wig syndicate dedicated to profiteering off your donated hair at expense of cancer-stricken children. Fact: 80% of your donated hair is unusable for wigs and has to be sold
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
On this day, 105 years ago, the Great Meteor Procession flew across the North American sky like jets in formation, like a military parade, you might say
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The story of a man who tried to walk across Antarctica alone. He almost made it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'The nuclear security office was automatically alerted when two scientists tried hooking the supercomputer up to the internet, in order to mine bitcoins', proving even nuclear physicists can be dumbasses
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Chrome will mark all sites not dedicated as "HTTPS" as unsecure beginning this July
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Americans, especially young Americans, are having much less sex than just a decade ago. And the rate is dropping faster every year. Why? "Too much Netflix, not enough chill"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some inexplicable reason, white supremacist Richard Spencer can't find a lawyer to represent him in Charlottesville case
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(NPR)
 
 
 
L. L. Bean to customers who purchased items with lifetime warranty: Drop Dead. Well, that's one way to technically still honor a lifetime warranty
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You may not know that there is a Guinness World Record for most sets of twins and/or triplets in a high school class, but the sophomore class at New Trier HS in suburban Chicago just set it with 44 sets of twins and 1 set of triplets
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Professor gives student a failing grade on a paper comparing America and Australia, because Australia is a continent, not a country, and also it's the place where Hitler was born
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
At the end of the day Americans could eat healthier. They just don't want to
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Why America needs thousands of political parties, not just a R-epugnant or D-efunct party
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Mexican Olympian releases new song at the Olympics slamming Trump
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
A cancer patient has saved his local hospital thousands of pounds after he found crucial secondhand medical equipment for the oncology department on eBay
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Expect more serious convictions and indictments early in 2018 as Special Counsel climbs ladder of criminal culpability - and more panicky, preemptive attacks from Republicans." Well don't hold back there Mr. Blumenthal
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oklahoma's Republican governor wants to raise taxes to save the state from the ruination caused by Oklahoma's Republican tax cuts, but those mean, obstructionist Democrats won't let her
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A sobering statistic from Puerto Rico as 257 residents committed suicide in 2017 post-Hurricane Maria
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rob Porter, Michael Flynn, Andrew Puzder, Mark Green, Tom Marino, Sam Clovis, Daniel Alan Craig, Rev. Jamie Johnson, Carl Higbie, Kathleen Hartnett White, Monica Crowley. Extreme vetting needs some work
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
The People's Republic of Seattle wants to erase convictions for marijuana possession and believes the War On Drugs was a failure that had an intentional and systemically racist impact on brown people
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Because the early 2000s reboot wasn't good enough, V is getting a big-budget theatrical adaptation
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Thu February 08, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Weather storm Mateo to destroy all life in Chicago. Stay safe, warm, and drunk, Chicago-area Farkers
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
And here's a Fox News executive vice president slamming the "darker, gayer, and different" Olympics for subverting Trump's America First campaign
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In just a few weeks, (D)'s have flipped from shutting down the government over DACA to now begging Republicans to pass a budget without DACA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump announces his pick to be the new IRS Commissioner and, surprising many political observers, it's NOT "That weird Sovereign Citizen guy who hangs out at the used bookstore and goes on and on about how the 16th amendment was illegally ratified"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
We've all been there, when the airline won't allow your "emotional support hamster" on the flight so you logically flush it down the toilet instead
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Compared to American kids, German kids have far more freedom to explore, be independent, learn from mistakes, annex the Sudetenland
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Broadway has run out of ideas: Musical in the works based on that American treasure of a singer/songwriter and his band: Huey Lewis and the News
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(Saveur)
 
 
 
How a poisonous and toxic plant become a staple on the American South's dinner plate
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(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
A teacher who was fired for having sex with a student is now challenging the law and says her firing was unconstitutional. Fark: She may technically be correct
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not News: Republicans are going to build a wall. News: Republicans on the intelligence Committee, that is. Fark: To separate their staffers from Democratic staffers in the committees' secure spaces. Yes, it was Nunes' idea, why do you ask?
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
People with red hair, curly hair, and no hair at all will finally get representation in the emoji universe. This message brought to you by one of the most respected business publications in the world
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Pelicans-Pacers game postponed because of leaky Smoothie
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The country is a political omnishambles but hey, Maine's senator is celebrating a lobster emoji
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Driver arrested after traveling 237km/h east of Toronto, judge releases suspect based on how every American reading this headline is Googling just how fast 237km/h is
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Grateful Dead lyricist, political activist and co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation, John Perry Barlow has passed away
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler says her goal in 2018 is to voluntarily sleep with a Republican. Apparently if you sleep with the right one, it could net you $130,000
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"The U.S. official in charge of protecting American elections from hacking says the Russians successfully penetrated the voter registration rolls of several U.S. states prior to the 2016 presidential election"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
In case anyone is still wondering or holding on to this belief: No, Republicans never really cared about the deficit, they just wanted to use it to score political points while Obama was in office
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's the Season 2 Jessica Jones trailer. Some NSFW language and -- oh, holy shirt ... is that Killgrave at the end?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
White House Staff Secretary Rob Porter resigns after interviews with ex-wives, legal documents and photos surface alleging physical and emotional abuse which Porter says is "outrageous" and "simply false" because resigning is what innocent people do
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman with rare debilitating disease loses disability payments because she A) Used the payments for personal use? B) Lied on her application? or C) Has a degree?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"America first" is actually putting China first
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
College Republican group sues school after being asked to pay for security costs for rally, because nothing says 'free speech' like making other people pay for it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since Trump's inauguration, groups vowing to fight him have sprung up like weeds and received a LOT of money from pissed off Americans. Unfortunately some of these groups are spending 80% or more of those donations on ... themselves
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He's basically saying that I'm wide open as a book. I've done absolutely nothing wrong and I'm willing to say so under oath"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Celine Dion shakes a bronze replica of her dead husband's hand just before she goes on stage... for good luck. This is all entirely normal but what she rides just before she goes to bed is inappropriate
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
America used to be a brave, bold, country full of chocoholics. What happened?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Move over, North Korea and America; India and Pakistan are ready to start World War III (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Today, I feel betrayed and deceived-as if President Trump used my pain, and the pain of working class America, simply to win political points." Well, DUH
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can't let the youth of America participate in their future: Age requirements sought after six teens run for governor of Kansas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scary: School bus driver suffers a medical emergency while driving. Cool: 13-year-old boy was able to steer the bus to safety and stop. Fark: He very seldom rides the bus but decided to this day
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's been a pretty rough week for Republican talking points. First the Nunes memo flops, now their Uranium One bombshell is debunked by the DOJ
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(Listverse)
 
 
 
It's almost like someone wrote this listicle specifically to get it greenlit on Fark
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Historically, gun control works
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Banks have closed 1,700 branches in the past year, the fastest pace ever. Mostly because they don't feel they need to have an entire building dedicated to holding accounts with a $5 balance
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's proposed immigration plan could end up extending the duration of whites as the majority race in America by five years. Hey, what's that razor called? Ox ham or something?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Journalist who has apparently been in a coma the last three years is shocked at the cowardice being shown amongst Republicans in regards to standing up to Trump, calls it "staggering"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Black lung is back in alarming numbers. Fortunately we live in an age of medical miracles, in the greatest country in history with the best healthcare in the world
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who better to deliver 30 million meals to hurricane-ravaged Puerto Rico than a contractor with a single employee?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Organizers of a "networking party" at the North American Bitcoin Conference defend their decision to hold the event at a strip club, pointing out that, for most Bitcoin enthusiasts, this was probably their only chance to see a live human female naked
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Imagine if Hillary's excuse for not testifying before Congress was that her advisors were afraid she would lie and subject herself to perjury charges during the Benghazi investigation, because that is basically the argument Trump's lawyers are making
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's evangelical adviser says you don't need flu shots when you have Jesus. The faithful can ward off the infection by repeatedly saying, "I'll never have the flu. I'll never have the flu"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If you're interested in America's hottest real estate markets, then you should go to California. Don't go to Seattle. Please, stay away
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who says these political sports bets can't be hilarious?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Help wanted: New White House Deputy Press Secretary. Qualification include experience with public speaking and not calling the President a deplorable
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
"Moneyball"-era Oakland A's outfielder/MLB Network host Eric Byrnes graphically recreates all those times he sacked Tom Brady back in the South Bay's Western Catholic Athletic League. This is what happens to Gridiron Gods who lose to the Eagles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This may shock you, but the guy who didn't read the FISA application is completely wrong about its contents
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Owner of Picasso's Girl with a Red Beret and Pompom renames the painting Annabel after the club he owns. Some art historians have a problem with this
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Regulatory capture is when a regulatory agency, created to act in the public interest, instead advances the commercial or political concerns of special interest groups that dominate the industry or sector it is charged with regulating
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Schiff slaps back, Bachmann hears voices still, but not the one she expected, SCOTUS no sells the PA GOP and the stock market pulls an Icarus, crater included. Welcome to manic Monday, it's all on fire. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, 8pm EST
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ho hum, NBD, just the President of the United States saying anyone who didn't stand and clap during his SoTU speech is guilty of "treason" and is "un-American" (w/video)
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic calls out the entire GOP as an anti-constitutional threat, recommends Americans "vote mindlessly and mechanically against Republicans at every opportunity"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You Know that Trump Winery that's owned by Eric,and Trump has repeatedly said he has NO CONNECTION to? Yeah, for some reason the National Republican Campaign Committee is raffling off an all-expenses paid weekend trip there in exchange for a donation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Antarctica is conclusive proof the Earth is flat. Some people actually believe this
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Step down, NYC & Chicago. Britain wins the best pizza contest by combining it with Yorkshire pudding
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Center For Medicare and Medicaid Services, vehemently deny reporter's claim that they threatened to bar him from press calls unless he altered a story they didn't like. Unfortunately for CMS, they sent the threat to his editor, in an email
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Dumbass tests unproven medical treatment in front of a live audience. Fark: on himself
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This opinion piece is a nice concentration of many of the current right wing talking points. Try not to judge until the end. Let the full flow wash over you. Then you can make yourself feel better by posting something technically correct
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump: "The Nunes memo 'totally vindicates' me." Republicans: "Ummmmm"
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Yet more proof that no good deed goes unpunished in America
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: Giving everyone in America health care would be a nightmare
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who doesn't start the morning off attacking their political rivals on Twitter out of fear?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fear not, America - the FBI will be looking into the Trump situation with the same urgency and competence they brought to the Nassar investigDAMMITSOMUCH
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Sun February 04, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are saving energy by staying at home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy just Benghazied his political career
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, bring on the partisan politics: Eagles, Patriots seem to be on opposite sides of the political spectrum at gametime. Bring it ON
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
NFL neatly sidesteps the kneeling for the National Anthem by performing "America, the Beautiful" before switching to PINK belting out one verse of the "Star Spangled Banner". No time to kneel. I thought athletes had quick reaction times
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The reality of being poor in America that the 1% will never recognize
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"A targeted 11-day information operation ... amplified by computational propaganda techniques and aimed to change both public perceptions and the behavior of American lawmakers"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Best bet to slow global warming is for a massive volcano to spew millions of tons of crap into the atmosphere, blocking out the sun and plunging us into dark, cold despair. So basically Wisconsin
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(Time)
 
 
 
Apparently Carter page liked to brag about his close ties to the Kremlin, In letters, that for some reason just magically appeared in the hands of Time Magazine reporters
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Usually you don't trade a top rated pass rusher in division for a net of basically nothing. But this is the CFL
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
There is a lot of political mishmash to mine for humor this week; will the writers go all-in? Will Portman rap again? Is there a Baldwin embargo over his insane defense of Woody Allen? Natalie Portman hosts and Dua Lipa sings. SNL, 11:30 ET on NBC
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
For just $36, Subway Japan sells off-menu Giant Sub party sandwich 8 times larger than typical foot-long. Is it any good?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Got a spare $50,000? You could own one of Prince's musical instruments
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mittens Romney already being considered for Republican leadership position ....and he hasn't even officially announced his candidacy for U.S. Senate yet
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Look, it totally vindicates "Trump", believe me
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We're Fully Completely in for hockey. Will the Leafs find a 50 Mission Cap? Are the Rangers At Transformation? Will Boston be a Nautical Disaster? Don't get stuck at the Lonely End of the Rink, have Courage, Fireworks in Bobcaygeon @ 1pm ET. GORD
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
1 in 4 Americans believe God will listen to their prayers and not those loser fans' prayers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nunes admits he didn't read the FISA applications summarized in his own memo
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Headline: Study links cell phone radiation to cancer in mice. FTA: "The negative results clearly indicate that cell phone RFR is not carcinogenic"
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Fri February 02, 2018
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Dems: "Know who else ought to be charged with obstruction of justice? Every farking Republican in the House of Representatives." Let the fireworks begin
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Trump transgender military ban that was on, then off, is on again as the RNC supports the ban as being transgender is a "disqualifying psychological condition"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressman who worked with Nunes "When it comes to exercising good judgment and discharging his duties in service of the Constitution, he's just not up to the task"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stephen King apologizes for calling Republican train wreck "karma"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The radical right has created a significant number of "Alt-Americans" who live in an upside down world. Presumably, a flat one
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(Cullman Times)
 
 
 
After trying to run for town sheriff, gay Republican cop learns the party just barely tolerates him
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Some African countries are using Trump's sh*thole comments to boost tourism: "We would like to invite you to come to sh*thole Namibia, one of the best sh*thole countries out there"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Smoking in a van full of volatile chemicals, surprisingly a bad idea
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says the liberals have "seized the fact-checking industry" but assures republicans that the American people are in possession of their own facts. Fact is, that doesn't make sense
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a supervisor in a very hierarchical field. I have a new subordinate fresh out of college who will ask me questions. Later, in meetings, she'll ask my supervisor the same questions; we both give the same answer. How do I stop her?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
14 million Americans will miss work Monday. Or, you know, the NFL could move the game to Saturday
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnesota Republicans have collective meltdown after seeing Muslim voters are registered republicans and want to enter precinct caucuses, believing they are "trying to infiltrate the party"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Chuck Todd: Democrats Now Are 'Just Like' Republicans With Obama. Thanks Obama
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Thu February 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police say the streaker who took over the 17th hole of Tournament Players Club "showed signs and symptoms of alcohol intoxication" (w/mildly NSFW video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RNC is heading into the 2018 midterm elections with a YUGE financial edge. In related news: The DNC is basically broke
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Bill of Rights has become a bitter parody, and Americans who believe they are protected by the Fourth are deluded
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And here's the first call from a Republican to kickstart the Purge
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian offical warns that the World Cup is headed for a disaster of Biblical proportions
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Fark off, court. We're Republicans
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC says Democrats must applaud Trump if they love Jesus and be united under god. Because mindless obedience to authoritarian theocracy is what's going to Make America Great Again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
American evangelicals not welcome in Bethlehem
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a typical day at Goddard Space Flight Center: Tracking satellites, developing Mars landers, uncovering one of the world's premier sets of dinosaur tracks
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Publix would like you to know they cover HIV medications but not the drugs to prevent infection
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Article on how the GOP's FBI memo strategy is straight out of the Trumpian playbook. Bonus: Written by a Republican
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All but 3 current head coaches in the NFL have some link to either Bill Bellichick and/or BIll Parcells. Take that Bill Walsh Warning, animated slide show, (but with cute caricature drawings of the coaches)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The FBI Agent that Pro-Trump Republicans are claiming has a "treasonous" anti-Trump bias not only favored reopening the Clinton investigation in October 2016, but helped draft Comey's now-infamous memo
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump's SOTU address where he talked about a "new American moment" was cribbed from a speech given by Hillary Clinton
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Inspector General blames "human error" for the missing data on the progress of the Afghan war..and in the sense that it was a stupid mistake to invade in the first place, they're technically correct
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
60 years ago today the United States launched Explorer 1, the first American satellite
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(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
GOP lawmakers provide live demonstration of their plan for America
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Despite claims made by Trump, immigrants commit fewer crimes than native-born Americans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McDonald's latest strategy confirms the death of the American middle class as we know it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
He worked with the White House to fabricate the memo
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Alex Smith gets traded from one Native American-themed team to another
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
If you make a laser that produces 10,000 times the energy in all the world's electrical grids, you can pull electrons out of the vacuum. Or you could get a AAA battery, your call
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
An 11-year-old girl is sewing handbags to help the hurricane victims in Puerto Rico which still 10x more than what the president has done
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressman elected despite assaulting a reporter will lead "communications" workshop for Republican group
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels denies having an affair with Donald Trump. Evangelical leaders offer Trump another Mulligan
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
During Hurricane Irma, a private weather station on St. Bart's lived long enough to record a 199MPH wind gust before succumbing to the inevitable
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Depending how you look at it. Tucson, Arizona is #1 when it comes to the worst football fans in America. Or they're 243rd when it comes to the best football fans. Is Arizona Stadium half-full or half-empty?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orange, cold-blooded, dangerous predator might actually be a new species. Also a new crocodile has been found in African caves
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man attacks roommate with Legend of Zelda replica sword, fails to lock on targeting
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Washington Post headline from summer 2020, Trump poised to reset presidency at Republican Convention: Pundits expect more presidential tone from Trump's speech
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How many times will Trump say ' Fake News? How many times will Trump say 'Make America Great Again'? How many times will he blame non-white immigrants? It's your official 2018 State Of The Union discussion. 9pm EST
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(WEEI Boston)
 
 
 
Pats, Eagles, Radio Row all at the Mall of America
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
US Military releases video of Russian jet passing within 5 feet of an American aircraft. Article includes the term "jet wash", but did not indicate if anyone was flipping the bird
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
Video
 
Come for Toto's "Africa" played by antiquated computer equipment, stay for Yes, Metallica, AC/DC, and the Cranberries
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
POTUS' pick for most violent city in America tops best cities poll. Coverage by Daily Mail raises doubts as to the existence of Donald Trump
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So how much are you betting on the Super Bowl? America will bet about $4.76 BILLION on it
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Redditors enthusiastically post Before pics of their 401k
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Headline: Republicans must pick a side in the Mueller investigation. Reality: They already have
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Naked and intoxicated burglar in Pennsylvania breaks into a building, and also accidentally called 911 on himself. Your move, Florida Man
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to Republicans in a closed door meeting on "the Memo": Look, we all know Nunes' fanfic is going to fall apart sooner or later, so let's not oversell this as the Rosetta stone of an X-files level conspir-DAMMNIT Gaetz what did I JUST say?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Subby's not saying Sam Kinison was a genuine prophet, but research shows a shocking rise in obesity levels in urban Africa over the past 25 years AS PEOPLE MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's the "Oligarch's List" of Putin's allies, released after Trump refused to impose sanctions on his political master
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Republicans might want to remember how the Steele Dossier got started in the first place
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wanted criminal and self-described genius unable to properly parallel park calls the Nunes memo "100 times bigger than what caused the American revolution"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Evangelical christians who spent the late 90s condemning Bill Clinton from allegedly getting fellatio from an intern are now spending the late 2010s supporting Donald Trump for cheating on his pregnant wife with a porn star
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have an autoimmune disease causing me to suffer from a brain cloud. I'm 50, own a home and a car, saved for retirement, but can't work. I had to apply for Medicare; I feel doctors and friends look down on me. Should I be ashamed?"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that thing where social media was gonna make everything better because people would communicate one-on-one with everyone else, and we'd all be connected and there'd be a new age of peace and understanding? LOL
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In a new poll, many Americans say they've received a bump in pay or a bonus as a result of the new Tax law. And by "many" we mean around 100...out of about 5,200 people surveyed, or roughly just around 2%
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Kerry wants to see Trump's "girth certificate". Careful, Trump might get mad and run for President
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Half-Scoop doesn't think "the American taxpayer" should have to pay McCabe's pension, has a terminal case of irony
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I think we should spend $1.7 trillion to rebuild the nation's infrastructure. Dems: Fine by us, but, "America(ns) First"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News wants to know when Democrats are going to return donations to disgraced ex-Republican National Committee Finance Chair Steve Wynn (Link changed to correct tweet)
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(Morocco World News)
 
 
 
Wait, you guys actually expected China to build you a new African Union headquarters, for free, and *not* put microphones everywhere? And you accepted free computer systems too? Hahaha oh wow
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Less than 4 in 10 Americans can afford to have a minor emergency. In other news, is there really such a thing as a 'minor emergency'?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: Chrysler is leaving Mexico and coming back to America because of me. Chrysler: Errr, what?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Meryl Streep just got nominated for Best Application by the U.S. Trademark Office
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Anyone, anywhere, could be murdered by an illegal immigrant." No, that's not hyperbole, that's an actual political ad from Florida Man
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Pink Pearl emerges from the big tent to continue her everlasting circus of lies. Can the press summon their inner Captain America and disrupt her vile plans? Find out at 1:15PM EST
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
The German plundering of America's beverage industry continues as JAB Holding owned Keurig blitzkriegs Dr. Pepper Snapple
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It cost the American taxpayers $675,000 to shuttle Melania "Antionette" Trump on Air Force Jets the 200 miles between New York City and DC 21 times in just the first 90 days of Trump's Presidency
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Three Dutch banks and the Dutch tax authority were all hit with DDOS attacks after it's revealed that Dutch intel services witnessed Russia meddling in the 2016 American election. Purely coincidence no doubt
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Grammys censored Bono's bold proclamation "Blessed are the shiathole countries, for they gave us the American Dream"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are America's most hated companies. Do you hate them as well? Which ones do you actually like?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 10 greatest American winter Olympic athletes of time, as they are the masters of the cold
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What America looks for and needs in a strong U.N. Ambassador is somebody that whines about a comedy routine at The Grammys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Red-blooded Americans all happen to say exactly the same thing at exactly the same time. You can't explain that
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ten Westerners face up to a year in a Cambodian prison after being arrested for "singing and dancing pornographically"
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Sun January 28, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
I mean really, who hasn't gone for a naked backyard swim with your dictatorial boss implicated in the mass murder of civilians... right Paul Manafort?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago's "Serial Stowaway" arrested again at O'Hare airport less than two weeks after her previous arrest. Judge decides to put her on an United flight as punishment
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
How America fell in love with vodak
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention, Americans: You need to have $1.5 million saved for retirement
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns find the juice to win the Rumble and burn Philly to the ground? Will either top title holder lose? Who will historically win the women's historic first royal rumble match? WWE RR Kickoff Show 5pm ET, main card 7pm on PPV, WWE Network
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(Inc)
 
 
 
American Airlines decides air travel wasn't stressful enough, adds a touch of Thunderdome and the Hunger Games to new coach seating plans
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 20 most outrageous themed restaurants in America. Have any of you eaten there? Any other places with a theme that you would recommend?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"People accusing him of bias are liars, flat out liars. I've been a Republican for 30 years, but I'm not going to put up with scumbags in my party attacking a good man like Robert Mueller ...a loyal American, a patriot...a Marine"
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Three days until the Head Cheeto tells us how great he's been doing. Without an Official FARK(tm) State of the Union Bingo card, I'm sitting it out. Let's do this. For Murica
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Deplorables tell Native American to go home
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Owner of SUV involved in hit-and-run death of bicyclist says she sold it to some "Mexican or Somali" guy she couldn't understand for $3,000 4 days before fatal incident. Fark: She had $5,000 lien on SUV, and those pesky texts and security cameras
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: cultural appropriation of food. New hotness: gentrification of food
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Fri January 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you discovered an entire political party was in cahoots with a mafia-owned state, you'd want to keep what you know close to your chest too
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctors say Julian Assange's health is in a dangerous condition. At least that's what his medical reports say that were all made available on WikiLeaks
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Boy falls from treehouse onto six-inch screw, cheats death by one millimeter. With X-ray film goodness. Bonus: Link submitted by an X-ray tech, who will be available throughout the day to answer all of your radiological questions
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fallout from the attempted Mueller firing, RNC fundraiser Steve Wynn loses, and Trump uncharacteristically whines about the media. Welcome to FRESH HELL FRIDAY in the MSNBC Discussion thread. Fun times begin at 8PM EST
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How math can help unravel the interactions of microbes, from behavioral shifts to engagement in chemical warfare
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump again reveals a remarkably unsophisticated understanding of ____________
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey republican tries to introduce legislation that would allow churches to select a "qualified person" to carry a concealed handgun during services
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
20-years ago today Bill Clinton denied having "sex" with Monica Lewinsky since foreplay doesn't count
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Due to the vagaries of life and the intricacies of NFL contracts and state tax laws, Jimmy Garropolo to earn more than Tom Brady in Superbowl
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donnie tells the world "America Is Open for Business." Look at what he's already done for coal, porn stars, and the legal industries
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Police found that the law firms' receptionist email account received an email ... with a notification that a purchase for a $250 Seducer luxury rabbit vibrator and other sex toys were purchased with the stolen credit cards
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After the State of the Union the news organizations typically have some kind of news analysis with a pundit roundtable. After the SOTU on ABC Jimmy Kimmel will interview Stormy Daniels
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP is going to lose control of the House and the Democrats will impeach Trump, says a lefty leaning hate face lib....uh, actually that's the REPUBLICAN view of what's coming and not the Democrats speaking. never mind then
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Typical New York Times"
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
The most underrated city in America is...Baltimore. Tag is for *BLAM BLAM* **Sirens wailing** "Red tops" "Red tops" ***Subby OD's***
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Canadian and Mexican NAFTA negotiators say that they are having some trouble negotiating revisions to the agreement with the US because the US has refused to negotiate from its opening position
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Limbaugh on Trump: "If I were Trump's lawyer, I wouldn't let him get near Mueller if he was a strapping 7 year old Dominican named Rafael with well tuned calves and I had a bottle of...wait what were we talking about?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a move that breaks decades of precedent, Trump's economic team including the Treasury Sec., attack rather than boost the dollar, touting the benefits of its recent inexplicable decline. Guess Goldman sold some serious "calls" on the Forex market
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Zillow shows typical US house value is 5% higher than at the height of the housing bubble. Of course, that's a zestimate so we're probably talking about a buck thirty in real money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO: Fares are too low, given current fuel prices. Also, you can upgrade this headline to Green Class for only $99
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Bad: The Economist actually thought there was a chance that Steve Bannon would make America better. Worse: The horrifying cartoon included in the article
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: $100 bills that say 'replica' or 'motion picture only' may not be legal tender
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Republicans stay in power through the unholy triumvirate of voter suppression, obscenely partisan gerrymandering, and bigly amounts of untraceable dark money funding their campaigns
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