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500 headlines found matching 'ICA'
Mon April 27, 2015
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Consumer group finds women put an average of 168 "probably safe" chemicals on their skin each day
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(36)
 
(Car Talk)
 
 
 
Buckminster Fuller changed the world by inventing the geodesic dome, and the radical Dymaxion car. Well, sort of changed the world on the first, and on the second, not so much: "You've pushed shopping carts with broken casters that handle better"
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(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's official: the hipster has become mainstream in the UK. "Rather than hipster haters, the proliferation of craft beer, pop-up restaurants and ethically sourced coffee suggests that we are now instead a nation of counter-culture conformists"
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(49)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of Kansas: The Great Conservative Experiment, a dying teenager who had been rejected by the state's recently reformed and now for-profit Medicaid system gets lifesaving surgery in Tennessee
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(76)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Startup marries the digital and physical worlds, thereby offending and confusing fundy Christians on so many levels
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(11)
 
(Fife Herald)
 
 
 
'Moronic' thief facing jail after sustaining severe burns whilst trying to steal a live 11,000 volt electrical cable
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(88)
 
(Cosmos Magazine)
 
 
 
Electrical engineers may have just solved the last hurdle in creating a full-scale silicon based quantum computer
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(21)
 
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Researchers find a way to differentiate identical twins that works even if the evil one has shaved off the goatee
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Is there any part of healthcare in America that isn't a complete fustercluck?
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(78)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Las Vegas mogul Larry Pfeifer decided to fabricate the story that Harry Reid was beaten up by his drunken brother to see how many right-wing hacks would buy it. The real question turned out to be, how many right-wing hacks didn't buy it?
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(39)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The dude who already choreographed honeybees, copyrighted his own mind to give his intellectual property a 70-year post-life extension and is part of a bid to genetically engineer God has had another wacky idea
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army investigators looking into the the deaths of three special forces soldiers in Mali in 2012, conclude they made one critical, but fatal mistake: Letting the guy with the nickname "Whiskey Dan" drive during their all night hooker and bar crawl
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(51)
 
(CityMetric)
 
 
 
Here are some of the coolest issues in cartography, from how to map Hong Kong's vertical Walled City - formerly the most densely-populated area in the world - why one-way streets increase crime and dealing with the Eiffel Tower's secret apartment
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(26)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"It is politically trendy to support body cameras on all police officers. Everyone supports body cameras in theory. But no one might support them when they need to implemented in the real world of technology"
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(41)
 
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
According to a new study conducted by a mastering engineer, Taylor Swift's '1989' is a louder album than AC/DC's 'Back In Black or Metallica's 'The Black Album'
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(48)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Ohio moves towards legalized medical marijuana to ease the pain of people forced to live in Ohio
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(33)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians were able to read Obama's emails. Republicans' admiration of Putin increases even more
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you've got an earworm you want to eradicate, ♫ double your pleasure, double your fun ♫
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(33)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The American dream is still alive and well. Outside of America, that is
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(40)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
After hitting a 5-year-old boy with her car, woman does the logical thing and tries to hide from authorities by crawling into a shallow hole and covering herself with dirt. (Bonus: 'Eyebrows by Sharpie' mugshot)
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(73)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's episode of 'Orphan Black,' does Helena still talk to scorpions? Will the Castor boys come out to play and how will Sarah's reunion with Det. Art Bell go? Tune in just to see what Felix is wearing (9PM ET on BBC America)
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(45)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Hetfield wanted to sound like Chris Isaak. And that's why Metallica recorded The Black Album. It also explains why Hetfield's vocals are even worse than usual
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(30)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ford recalls 390,000 cars because a door which suddenly springs open at 55mph is aerodynamically inefficient
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(29)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Can Brooklyn find the fountain of youth (3PM ET)? Can Bulls figure out how to use a broom (5:30PM ET)? Do Pelicans have souls (8PM ET)? Sweeps week begins in the NBA Playoffs
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(115)
 
(The Weed Blog)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana bills are "effectively dead" in Florida, because Florida man
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(46)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A river of liquid mercury beneath a pyramid in Teotihuacan, Mexico may indicate the presence of a royal tomb
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(93)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Addictive new video game replicates the thrill of a Starbucks barista misspelling your name
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(40)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Some people live their lives entirely in the third person because of a neurological condition known as lifelong severely deficient autobiographical memory
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(39)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Councilman, could you name one historical figure whom you admire and has been an inspiration to you?" "Absolutely. Just hold on a sec, I've got to, um, check this one thing on my phone"
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(83)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Koch-backed group sending 'real scientists' to school Pope Francis on the 'Biblical duty' to pollute
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(109)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
America's toughest sheriff might be looking at jail time
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(138)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Missing boater found safe after breaking into a house to survive. While there, "he drank copious amounts of alcohol... and when he was found, he was highly intoxicated and was found in one of the victims' underwear"
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(45)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
...and today's college that accidentally accepted rejected applicants is....(spins wheel)....Drexel University
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(42)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The new banking trend: Not wanting your money and giving you a negative interest rate to make it happen, possibly putting an end to physical cash
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(60)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Qaeda plotted an attack on the Vatican and Pope Palpatine back in 2010
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
High school American Pie play finale brings down the house, the stage and closes with screaming reviews
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Seven Lost American Slang Words. Come for the dingus, stay for the spizzerinctum
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(141)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Native American actors walk off Adam Sandler's Netflix western after being subjected to jokes and situations they found offensive. In other news, if you find "squaws" named "Beaver's Breath" funny, you should get Netflix
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(147)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bulls continue to bore us to death? Can the Celtics beat the Cavs in Beantown? Will the brow single handedly will the Pelicans to victory? Here is your NBA first round game thread
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(121)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Somehow, the Pete Rose / Emo Philips / James Traficant / Donald Trump / Pauly D look is back for men
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(23)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The TPP, Obama's heralded trade deal with Asia, may surpass Clinton and NAFTA in terms of screwing over American workers the most
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(20)
 
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
America's health system is number one... er, eleven
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats revolt over Obama revealing he's really a Republican
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(42)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Deputy refused to respond to 911 call because he had too much on his plate at the time... specifically pizza and wings
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(33)
 
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Here are the best English-language video games North America will never get to play
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Danica Patrick makes meat milkshakes. This is not a euphemism
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(17)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"It's not illegal to swim in the Gowanus Canal, arguably the most polluted water in North America. It's just not recommended on account of, among many other health threats, a heavy concentration of flesh eating bacteria" (pics)
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(34)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
"A group of researchers in Mexico have been working for four years to come up with the best way of making straight rats gay with mind-altering chemicals"
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Puerto Ricans who can't speak English qualify as disabled for Social Security. Even if they're still in Puerto Rico
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(82)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
EA wants better stories in its sports games, including FIFA and Madden. Because THAT'S why EA games suck - the historical lack of a compelling, likeable narrator and romantic subplots that have always felt forced and tacked-on
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
B'Rock "Islamic Shock" Obama is set to take home the TPP Belt. WHAT'S THAT? NATIVE AMERICAN RAIN DANCE MUSIC? BAH GAWD KING, LIZ WARREN WITH THE STEEL TEEPEE
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(122)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Five years after the BP oil spill, we've all moved on. Well, all of us except for the pelicans
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(33)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Vancouver to become first city in Canada to regulate medical-marijuana dispensaries: "For us, it's like the sex trade. We've always taken the approach of keeping it above ground so we can watch it"
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(35)
 
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Woman who won't pay taxes to judge: "Look here, old man, when I told you I AM Justice-I meant it. It took me about 1 month to study the history of the world and... American jurisprudence, literally." (LOTS of Not safe for work language)
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(108)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Man escapes from prison only to discover that he needs the free state-sponsored medical care. 40 years later. Thanks Obama
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(23)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Almost everything that's wrong with America in one sentence: Khloé Kardashian reportedly earns around $13,000 every time she tweets things like, "Want to know how Old Navy makes your butt look scary good?" to her 13.6 million followers
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(41)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
ProTip: When your group calls Dr Oz a "quack," make sure your group does not contain climate change deniers, doctors on payroll of GMO food producers, and a doctor who lost his license for massive Medicare fraud
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(116)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
"The plain meaning of the term 'medical technology' does not encompass a kitchen implement such as a turkey baster," the appeals court wrote in its decision
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(42)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good: Foreign country helps American mother reunite with missing daughter after father ran off with her years ago. Bad: It was the wrong girl
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(22)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a stroke of his gilded pen, His Imperial Majesty King Barack HUSSEIN Obama II will raise the wages of millions of Americans
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(278)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Trutherism for Birthers: We never asked to see the birth certificate anyway
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(79)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
8 million calls to the IRS went unanswered this tax season because customer service money was diverted to Obamacare and new reports required of foreign banks. If you'd just listened to Republicans, this would have been unnecessary
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(108)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to eat in one of the 44 best restaurants in America? Bring cash. Lots of it
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(88)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CNN hires 40 political reporters to boost its ratings. Critics say if they really wanted to boost their ratings they should have spent the money to hire 40 viewers
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
BOE - Religion is not being taught in our schools. Common Sense - What about these internal emails and documents that say otherwise. BOE - How dare you oppress us with facts and our own words, we specifically left all that out of the public record
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(548)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Should Republican candidates in 2016 mention the war?
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(60)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Just imagine the media outrage if a Republican had done this to democrats
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(219)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American politics to continue to be a grotesque plutocratic spectacle. ARE YOU EXCITED OR WHAT?
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(36)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman denied use of Facebook because of Native American name 'Happy Cloud.' Bob Ross unavailable for comment
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(87)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Bolts take home ice advantage back? Can the Isles get within one of their first series win since '93? Will Chicago continue to help the Leafs get a better draft pick? Will there be blood in Calgary? Pucks drop @ 7, 7:30, 9:30 & 10 PM ET
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(1355)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lost phone with 250 riffs deals blow to Metallica album. And not a single thing of value was lost that day
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(81)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't even fricking replace the CARPET in the Dome of the Rock without sparing a major political uproar, a minor religious war and half-a-dozen "Indiana Jones"-style theories about clues to lost treasures
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(78)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In what is maybe the best microcosm of the Chicago Cubs in 58 seconds, 1) female fan catches foul ball in beer cup, 2) fan chugs beer 3) Cubs give up a base hit
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(17)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
British politican: obviously we have hereditary dynasties - but unlike you Yanks we don't let them run the country any more
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: We don't need no stinkin' immigrants. Did our forefathers need immigrants? Did America? No, I say, no. We never needed immigrants. Americans are born in America, dammit
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(75)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Neil Degrasse Tyson is on the logical, superior side of the Star Trek/Star Wars debate
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(105)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It turns out that Mother Nature has been slicing, dicing and genetically modifying crops on her own before it was the cool thing to do
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(46)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Day 3 of the Not Hockey Playoffs and Fark's already stopped caring. TNT's got Bulls/Bucks already in progress, then Pelicans/Warriors at 10:30 PM EDT
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(68)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
At any moment, we may see the delicate flowering of the corpse plant
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(35)
 
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Dying CIA agent: "Marilyn Monroe was a commie spy and I assassinated her for America"
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(96)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In America, Free Speech is our most treasured right. We may not always agree with what's said, but we'll defend the right to say it. Unfortunately, it means that we also have to deal with this asshole
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(294)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Social media could be a powerful tool in tracking tornadoes and other natural disasters, except for one critical problem: Trolls
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(49)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The scene is that of a demilitarized zone; massive concrete barricades line the roads, and visitors are greeted by a desolate checkpoint with automatic gate and numerous surveillance cameras." No, it's not Mexico; it's two cities in Florida
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(75)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New spicy-hot details about Bobby Flay divorce and his side-dish emerge. "Now this girl is about to become the Monica Lewinsky of the food world"
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(83)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
The medical reporting magic 8 ball says that today caffeine is: good
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(40)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
These pre-teen sisters cover Metallica's Enter Sandman, jelly shoes and all, and will melt your damn face off
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(37)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Musical based on 'Duck Dynasty' opens in Las Vegas, complete with camo, shaggy beards, Bibles and sequins
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(20)
 
(KFVS 12)
 
 
 
In a small Missouri town, all but one police officer resigned after the town elects an African-American woman as mayor
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(157)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Companies now looking for critical thinking and problem solving above all else. Your English Literature degree... not so much
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(55)
 
(France 24)
 
 
 
Hermione to set sail once again for America. Harry drunk dials Cho Chang
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(37)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered passage from "A Wrinkle in Time" puts a wrinkle in long-standing assumptions about Madeline L'Engle's political beliefs
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(41)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
Just 76 people make 41 percent of all political donations. Does anyone on Team Drew have any of these people's numbers?
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(82)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Saying 'I have kids with me' allows you to park your Range Rover in a disabled parking spot and then swear at and assault the handicapped person filming you
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(47)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Japanese bullet train breaks speed record. Amtrak ups the ante by getting passengers to their destination in three days rather than the typical four days
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(19)
 
(Caribbean360)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Increase in demonic possession prompts Vatican to train army of exorcists
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(52)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
NBA Playoffs start today with 4 games actually spread out (sticks tongue out at the NHL) 1st up: Raptors/Wizards at 12:30ET, Golden State hosts the Pelicans @3:30, Bucks at the Bulls @7:00 then at 9:30 the battle of Texas
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(250)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While GOP outreach seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train, efforts to deprive 20 million Americans of health care appear to have faltered
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(71)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Is America ready for marijuana moguls who can light their bongs with $100 bills?
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(42)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Addiction In America: 14 Groovy Graphs
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton flies coach from Nebraska to New Jersey. Political analysts are stunned. What could have made her want to fly to New Jersey?
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(60)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Archie vs. Predator, Archie vs. Zombies, Archie vs. The Punisher ... who is left for America's favorite teenager to battle? Oh, of course
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(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Much like a bad penny, the Fark Weird News Quiz is back. The only quiz on Earth that has been scientifically proven to make you taller and more muscular (if you're female) or get larger, more attractive breasts (if you're male)
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(27)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans conspire WITH Obama to allow him to enact foreign agreements without Congressional modification, against Democrat objections
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(29)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Coast Guard cutter docks in San Diego with 14 tons of cocaine seized off Central and South America. Authorities plan to unload all 10 tons, ship the 6 tons to evidence, and use all 3 tons to construct anti-cartel cases
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What America and the UK can teach each other. Not on the list: dental care and dry wit
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(20)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to lose the belly when your whole family can't stop laughing hysterically because you can't get out of your seatbelt
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(19)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The GOP-led House just passed a $269 billion tax break for America's downtrodden billionaires
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(613)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Volkswagen van set to return, though the "Gas, Grass, or Ass" bumper sticker may have to be updated for political correctness
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(62)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
If you go back and look at the history, you can clearly see that Republicans were the ones who supported gay marriage, and Democrats were always the party against equal rights
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(110)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Americans love paying taxes" Well, we may not love it, but those of us who understand the concept appreciate what we get out of it
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(83)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Dear politicians running for president, stop using us flyover states as your personal feel-good political prop - then flying back to your political nests. Thank you
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(25)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago Timothy McVeigh's anti-government rhetoric was considered radical and paranoid. Today it's a mainstream belief of the Republican Party
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(204)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Dog flu outbreak discovered in Chicago is now spreading throughout the Midwest. Your dog wants Tamiflu
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(33)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Australian feral cats are eating literally all of nation's wild mammals, and they can't be eradicated. "The only place many mammal species are secure are inside cat proof fences"
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(165)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An American who suffered third-degree burns to 70 per cent of his body in a childhood accident has faced his fears by becoming a firefighter" (pics)
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(77)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 asks "how many Americans don't know how to ride a bike?" As any pedestrian or car driver can tell you, the answer is "all of them"
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(32)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton represents everything Democrats claim to despise: war, secrecy, big money and seedy political connections
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(239)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cool: Man trying to build a Time machine. Sappy: So he can go back in time and visit his dead father. Interesting: He might have a shot at succeeding since he's a Professor of Theoretical Physics at U-Conn
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(94)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best thing Obama gave Hillary? A scandal-free presidency. Well, as scandal-free as any non-American, perma-golfing, apology touring, conservative auditing, terrorist sympathizing, Muslim president could be. Better than Hillary, anyway
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(42)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans actually tell pollsters they're more loyal to Israel than they are to America, because apparently nobody told them that's a thing they shouldn't say out loud
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(70)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
As America remembers the events at Ford's Theater 150 years ago tonight, many are wondering how things might have been different had President Lincoln been able to see how that damn play ended
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(16)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The biggest growing menace to America's grocery retailers is: A: the anti-GMO movement, B: raising the minimum wage, C: Germans
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(41)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Medical professor attends son's abstinence-only sex ed class, live tweets the proceedings: "Paper babies are being handed out to EVERYONE. They have ALL HAD CONDOM FAILURE AND THE WHOLE CLASS IS PREGNANT"
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(107)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One percentage point at a time, Conservatives propose to give tax breaks to the wealthiest two-tenths of 1 percent of Americans instead of the wealthiest 2 percent of Americans
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(50)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to alter the role of Wall Street in American life and she doesn't need the kids in Congress to approve it
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(44)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
On Jackie Robinson day, let's remember when he was fired from the New York Post for being too Republican
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(126)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays didn't want to let all you American hosers have all the fun on sports scandals - get ready for Turfgate
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(35)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(77)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Convicted felon hatches brilliant escape plan which basically consisted of just walking out the front door
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(72)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
In yet another outrage, The Obama adminstration issued more than 500,000 social security numbers to "Dreamers" who came here illegally as kids, which means those lucky ducks can start having FICA withheld from their paychecks too
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(99)
 
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Republican Governor: With 17,000 children in foster care, maybe it'd be okay for gay people to adopt a few of them
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News issues a plea to mainstream media political reporters: Could we *please* concentrate on covering our presidential candidates as candidates, not as celebrities? America needs substance, not flash
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(133)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Gov. Walker also wants significant entitlement reforms" Can you really call "gutting it and burning it down with the government" a reform though?
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(102)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Top 1% control 42% of wealth. Now guess what percentage of Americans rate income tax as the number one problem in the US?
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(218)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Virgin America named top U.S. airline for the third year in a row. United, American, Southwest finish just below Kitty Hawk Airways
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(17)
 
(DIVA Magazine)
 
 
 
Gays can't even get married at sea because the oceans are Republican or something
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Stossel is the voice of reason for Bill O'Reilly, informing him that, no, Christians are not going to be persecuted in America, and no, not all "secularists" are pushing for unlimited abortion. O RLY? YA RLY
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Who would have thought a pension "fix" developed to shaft state employees and unions developed by a rich Republican governor would backfire?
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(23)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio is the lipstick, the GOP is the pig." Fark may not be your personal erotica site, but TPM certainly is trying to be
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things you learn being nude in Jamaica
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(120)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Obama to remove Cuba from the list of state sponsors of terrorism - which it was on only because it had some dealings in the '80s with Central and South American drug gangs who were trying to overthrow their governments
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"When Republicans leaders are presented with a conflict between a Democratic president and a foreign government, they often side with the foreign government"
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(132)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
Colorado launches nation's first radio station dedicated to coverage of the legal marijuana industry, attracts advertisers and hundreds of followers on social media: "Most people don't get a response like this on radio, let alone for an AM station"
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(25)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now you can buy the same tactical undergarments worn by the Avengers
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(78)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Government sets aside millions of dollars for victims of police torture in the corrupt tin-pot republic of Chicago
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(38)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Porn star runs for political office. Photo suggests that his movies were not huge at the box office
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(57)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
'Our American Cousin' stages comeback 150 years after Lincoln's assassination. Critics suggest you reserve a booth and give it a shot
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(43)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, how many of Obama's lobster dinners, golf outings, and Air Force One jaunts will YOUR contribution to the Medicare Doc Fix pay for? Fox News has a handy online calculator to help you study it out
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(89)
 
(Chicago Magazine)
 
 
 
No one knows what to do with this 76-foot hole in Chicago. Suggestion: Leave it the way it is as a monument to Illinois politics
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(65)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Subby submitted this link in Hillvetica
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan for Hillary is to make her uncaring, robotic, obscenely rich and out of touch with most Americans. Hillary expected to win the Republican primary shortly thereafter
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(267)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
American teens are more stressed today than adults. Especially trying to figure out how to eventually pay off $100,000 of college loans with only minimum wage jobs
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(228)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
A chart about how Obamacare is working that has Republicans dumbfounded. You can't explain that
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(242)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol: If the Democrats nominate Hillary Clinton, why can't Republicans nominate Dick Cheney? Democrats: Please proceed, Mr. Kristol
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(126)
 
(Some Scanner)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but medical labs offer bonuses to doctors for running unnecessary tests. On second thought, you may want to lie down for this and hold very still
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(42)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Americans often look upon British food as bland and stodgy, or just plain weird. This item will do nothing to change that. Behold: Breakfast in a can
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(142)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
TV syndication pioneer dies, funeral to be televised at 12:05 a.m., after the 2,388th re-run of the Friends episode where Ross & Rachel first kiss
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly half of America's seniors also live at or below 200 percent of the poverty line - less than $23,000 a year. No wonder they're so crabby
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(110)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A vote for Dickbutt is a vote for America
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists planning to drill into the core of the asteroid crater that killed off the dinosaurs, which is a Syfy series that practically writes itself
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(33)
 
(Some Georgia Walmart)
 
 
 
A religious freedom bill at work: Woman's doctor prescribes drug to avoid invasive surgical procedure after a miscarriage. Pharmacist tells woman that she "couldn't think of a valid reason why you would need this prescription" and refuses to fill it
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
As the Montana Historical Society celebrates its 150th year, an anonymous envelope arrives in the mail--containing the original hand-written 1865 document creating the Historical Society. Staffers' typically dry, bureaucratic response? "HOLY SH*T"
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(38)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Rogue microwave ovens are behind the mysterious radio signals plaguing astronomers. So if you're burning popcorn in the microwave at work, you're technically committing two crimes against the universe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why you should stop laughing and take Marco Rubio seriously as the best contender for the 2016 Republican nomination. Seriously, damnit, stop laughing
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(163)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Money in politics is bad. Oh wait, Republican money in politics is bad
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(71)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Automakers to further trim the weight of their cars for better gas mileage, plan to limit occupancy to only two adult Americans
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(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From praise to derp, the political reactions to a Hillary announcement
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(77)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
New not-at-all-biased host of "Face the Nation" advised Obama to "destroy the Republican party"
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(146)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman returns from shopping to find nasty note chiding her for parking in handicapped space when she is clearly not handicapped. Yeah, you pretty much know where this is going
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(443)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
If you're one of the few people in America who thinks Marco Rubio would make a great president, this should change your mind
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(90)
 
(Principal Sayof)
 
 
 
Look, this is America. You can't just let your kids run around freely and be kids. And to think they were almost a third of a mile from their home, the horror, the horror
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(267)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Secret Service acts heroically by not tackling, tazing and beating 4 year old who climbed under White House fence
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
An archaeological dig has discovered that Canada's parliament buildings were built on top of a dump full of wine bottles, beer bottles, champagne bottles, tumblers and glasses. That sounds about right
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It was a good and a bad night for Oklahoma City player Russell Westbrook, where he scores 54 points but got his 16th technical foul for the season, so he will be suspended for it
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Sun April 12, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
NRA President Wayne LaPierre actually goes there: "Eight years of one demographically symbolic President Is enough"
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(317)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado program cuts teen pregnancy rate by 39%, abortions are down 42% and Medicaid birth-related costs dropped by $49 million. Naturally, Republicans are trying to kill it
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(90)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige explains Ant-Man's significance in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. No word on how a hero whose greatest enemy is a magnifying glass can make an impact on The Avengers
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(61)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Senate GOP: That's a nice National Park system you have there, America. Would be a shame if we privatized it all and sold it to the lowest bidder
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(189)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Optical illusion of the day - Is the cat going up or down the stairs?
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(159)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The best places for flan in Los Angeles. That hole-in-the-wall Mexican restaurant by your casa and your abuela's not on the list
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(26)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
CEO of medical marijuana company who was suing the state of Illinois unexpectedly dies. No word if it was an overdose on his own wares
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch pledges $1 million prize to the first person that can live to be 123, who will turn around and spend it all on medical procedures needed to keep them alive for another year
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Sat April 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slanted "whackjob" questions for Republicans: "Do you believe creationism should be taught or that gays should be discriminated against?" Democratic "whackjob" questions: "Do you think we should raise Social Security benefits?"
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(106)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans are anti-immigration if you are looking to escape genital mutilation or fascism. But if you want to homeschool? Bring us your hungry, creationist masses
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(44)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel welcome the world's most posh baby boy
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(18)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Here's a list of the top 13 science books for the non-technical reader. Book thread: What would you recommend?
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(20)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Much to the delight to gun and ammunition manufactures Ted Cruz tells NRA members that Hillary will be going after their guns. Wait, you mean there are guns left in America after Obama took them all?
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(269)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The typical home now remains in the same hands for 23 years - three times as long as in the 1980s, according to an analysis of transaction data carried out by specialist mortgage lenders. Fark: because no one can afford to move
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(62)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Starbucks Japan introduces five "American-style" sandwiches, hopes Japanese will enjoy an Elvis with their gourmet coffee just as Americans do
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(4)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worried that renewed ties between Cuba and America means not having a boogie man in the western hemisphere any more fear not Venezuela is happily taking Cuba's place
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(34)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former soldier hopes his "22 push ups challenge" becomes as popular as the ice bucket challenge, forgetting that push ups are more painful to most Americans than a bucket of ice water
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(44)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
His Royal Roundness, Japanese celebricat Maru goes shopping for high fashion, gets delivered to Caturday in a shopping bag
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Fri April 10, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
France: Hi Vatican, can you approve our new ambassador? BTW he's gay. Vatican: .... *tumbleweed*
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(81)
 
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
These are the electrical equivalent of anti-vaxxers: "I've had more headaches and a nosebleed since they've installed the smart meters"
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican senator and Independent governor is exploring a run as a Democratic president. Will then retire as a Commie-Nazi just for good measure
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(65)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists find that strategically plucking hairs leads to increased growth of new follicles due to "quorum sensing"
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(26)
 
(Brick Underground)
 
 
 
$675/mo luxury apartments in Manhattan available. Submit your application along with a $10,000 contribution to the political party of your choice
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(36)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dedicated cycling coach brings mile-long bike path to unlikely place. What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ICANN.sucks
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(16)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ocean acidification, caused by excess CO2, responsible for Permian mass-extinction event. Good thing for us our excess CO2 is in the atmosphere, right?
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(69)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Penn Jillette magically drops 105 pounds in 4 months. Presto, change-o
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(118)
 
(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
How will your state rank economically in 2015? It's simple, if you're in the Bible Belt, you will prosper; but if you dwell in some liberal hellhole, you'll be celebrating New Year's Eve drinking Listerine and dining on ketchup packet-flavored ramen
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(188)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
What happens when you create 8 Republican presidential hopefuls as SIMS? They poop in the pool
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(41)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Small-government Texas Republicans pushing a bill to regulate companies like Uber. Fark: With Uber's support
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(30)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Republicans pick up a nice chianti and fava beans and start feasting on their own
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(54)
 
(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain announces list of ten summer tour dates, starting in Nashville and hitting nine other foodie cities across North America. With all-new material, tickets expected to sell like artisanal hotcakes
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(25)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here are the most perfect GIF loops of machines that don't exist, but their creator says if you want to know how they work, "seek out a mechanical engineering student or graduate, buy them beer, and have them explain stuff to you"
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(41)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Prominent mouth breathing Republican stooge claims that vaccinations are the new holocaust. Wait, did I say Republican?
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(185)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Americans' view of the economy hits an eight year high. Mostly because we are eight years away from 2007 when the economy was at an all-time low
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(22)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Couple who lost everything in hurricane Sandy wins $255,000 lottery. If they thought Sandy took all they owned, wait until the IRS finds out they won a quarter million dollars
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Over half of Americans aren't involved with the stock market, say they prefer something more reliable, like lottery tickets
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(55)
 
(Marina City Online)
 
 
 
Chicago condo owner sues over having to share elevator with dogs
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(118)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt is basically Star-Lord in the first clip from Jurassic World
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A leading facial surgeon repeatedly punched a patient in the face to try and correct a fracture, a medical tribunal has heard. The doctor later wrote that the patient's face had been 'digitally manipulated'"
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(34)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kathy Bates is returning for the fifth season of American Horror Story
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
America, explained in one headline: "Nearly one in ten U.S. adults have impulsive anger issues and access to guns"
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(607)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Only one real game with playoff seeding implications tonight as the Bruins look to not fall in the playoff ladder. Two other games as well. It's your Wed Night Rivalry NHL thread. Game starts on NBCSN @8pm EST
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(119)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
American politician accused of supporting Middle Eastern theocracy as a necessary prerequisite to bringing about the End Times
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(90)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
President Obama apparently found the one secret service agent who wasn't drunk, stoned, or getting blown by some South American prostitute and made him teach his daughter how to drive
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(166)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The lion, the witch, and the Mexican drug tunnel
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(14)
 
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
College cancels screening of American Sniper because it made the snowflakes feel unsafe
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(204)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
"More than six percent of American synesthetes, especially those growing up in the late 70s or 80s, have color associations that perfectly match a particular Fisher-Price fridge magnet set"
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(60)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
40 best college bars in America make you want to stay in school past the age of 21
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(64)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 10 of America's fastest-growing restaurants. Have you eaten at any of them? What is it like? Tell us to the right, please
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(115)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
WWE Smackdown moving to USA Network in 2016 after SyFy decides two hours a week not dedicated to ghost hunting is too much
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(33)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House says Obama is the "greenest President" ever, which is what Republicans have been telling us all along
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(31)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An in-depth look at the ways Congressional Republicans can blow up any nuclear deal with Iran
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(290)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
I could do more than smell the flowers. Copulate for hours. Fornicate with a sock. Make your skin start scratchin'. 'Cause we been a sexin'. If I only had a cock (probably not safe for work language)
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(52)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Here are ten geological forms we still don't understand - even after years of studying them
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(27)
 
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
A Chicago auctioneer is hoping to get $50,000 for a chair the Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia once sat in
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Rahm Emmanuel has made life worse for Chicago residents. Which raises the question: How can they tell?
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Original American Pie screenplay sells for $1.2 million, or approximately $2.78 per dick joke
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(37)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Like basketball? Congratulations, modern-day slavery in America is your fault
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And on the right, children, you see the hippos, which are native to Africa and actually have a common ancestor in whales. And on the left, you'll see local favorite Melvin the Giraffe, who OH MY GOD LOOK AWAY
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(226)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
On the one hand: A republican admits to "man-made" climate change. On the other hand: They blame environmentalists for starting it. And on the third hand: It's Carly Fiorina
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(121)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
BB King hospitalized due to diabetes-related complications. Eric Clapton immediately becomes the greatest blues guitarist in the world for the duration of King's stay
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(99)
 
(IBC World news)
 
 
 
American tourist goes for a leisurely drive down busy road in Thailand. It went well, apart from driving down the wrong side for 30 minutes, hitting thirteen cars, injuring two people and having her wheels shot by police
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(64)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Attention well-intentioned people of Florida: There are some significant biological differences between the turtle and the tortoise and one of them is that tortoises can't really swim so please stop releasing baby tortoises into the ocean
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(53)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona signs law allowing people to receive medical lab tests without doctor consent. What could possibly go wrong?
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(121)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Controversial Chinese chemical plant explodes again, despite official assurances it would "definitely never" do such a thing
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(42)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangest end to a cricket game ever is further proof that Americans should stick to baseball
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(32)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Iowa evangelical pastor: "We control the Republican party pretty much"
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(104)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R-adical) wants to remove the ability of SCOTUS to hear challenges to Sharia law
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(240)
 
(Salem Statesman-Journal)
 
 
 
Get out of the water: Radiation from Fukushima has finally arrived on North American shores
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(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott, who opposed Medicaid expansion, then supported Medicaid expansion, now opposes Medicaid expansion again
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why ants don't have a successful space program, a free-range artisanal toast home cost calculator, and Picard struggling with a new dialect of Tamarian: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/29 - 4/4
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(2)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
What does it say about your city when your main tourist attraction is pelicans fishing in a river?
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(57)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
The always relevant Gary Hart says America should be frightened by a Clinton campaign that's going to spend a billion dollars, because the Democrats should be spending way more than that
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(121)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's how to play breakfast Jenga. All you need are some thick-cut fries, stacked and then drizzled in melted American cheese and bacon. Then, you top it off with a fried egg (pic)
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(29)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these technical experts
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(17)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Can the Cardinals win the NL Central for a 3rd straight season? Will the Cubs be mathematically eliminated from the playoffs before the bleachers get built? MLB kicks off the 2015 season tonight at Wrigley Field. 8pm ET on ESPN2
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(293)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Jihadist traveling from Norway to Syria to join IS. News: More than one in ten come from the same street in a sleepy little backwood town. Fark: They used to be the town's potheads until they found radical Islam
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(89)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
As if there were not enough upper class twits to choose from in their fair city, there's a powerful group of Londoners who want Bloomberg to run for mayor. TRIVIA TIME: Who was the first American mayor of London?
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(51)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Truly astounding is the diversity of visions for fixing Chicago: you can go the polls and select either Obama-acolyte leftist gibberish or Detroit-style leftist gibberish. Authentic frontier gibberish remains strictly an Indiana/Wisconsin thing
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(92)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Urban food deserts disappear as American supermarket brings affordable fresh food to inner cities. Fark: Walmart
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(42)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Okay then. Off to the big match. Have we got everything? Scarves: check. Flag: check. Lion: check. Replica shirt: check. Pies: check......... Wait What?
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just in time for Easter, UK prisoners at one jail are receiving Kinder eggs filled with surprise drugs from the Easter drugs bunny sent over the fence from magical tennis ball launchers
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Sat April 04, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Residents of a small southeast Alaska town no longer have nighttime access to emergency medical care because the border with Canada is now closed at midnight"
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(81)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado House passes bill allowing transgender people to get new birth certificates
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(268)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
South Carolina student suspended after photo of her writing racist epithet goes viral. No punishment announced yet for vertical photo taker
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(210)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Britain's Isles of Scilly is seeking a new constable for the world's most cushy police posting. Qualifications include knowing how to deal with wandering sea pups, catching speeding golf cars and saving goldfish"
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(23)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientist says he keeps finding aliens in the upper atmosphere but no one will believe him: "These organisms are biological, have a definite structure, and are not related to organisms on Earth"
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(29)
 
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Morning MMA: The UFC holds a rare U.S.-based morning/afternoon event, with Fight Night (?) 63 featuring Chad Mendes vs Ricardo Lamas. Prelims at 11 AM ET, main card at 1 PM ET, both on Fox Sports 1
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(100)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
After nearly a year, the wait is over. Now, with a magical castle and a mysterious map, Twilight and her friends will embark on their biggest adventure yet. It's the two-part season 5 premiere of My Little Pony: FiM (11 ET, Discovery Family)
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(332)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
More than half of all packaged grocery store foods have too much salt. The other half just have too much sugar, fat, chemicals
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(58)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
Georgia residents are both staunchly Orthodox Christian and fans of American culture, which is why they have deemed Dunkin Donuts "fasting doughnuts" permissible for Lent
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(48)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
7% of Americans say their smartphone is their only link to the Internet. The other 93% use their smartphones as their only link to their friends, the outside world, any sort of contact with other humans
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(45)
 
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
America's only gay gang is in Washington DC, and Steve Buscemi wants to make a movie about them
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(91)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York chapter of the Boy Scouts of America becomes first in history to hire gay adult employee, immediately earns a merit badge of defiance
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(124)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Groundhog Day musical to open on Broadway in 2017
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(30)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Groundhog Day musical to open on Broadway in 2017
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(18)
 
(Press TV)
 
 
 
The current list of Republicans shiatting themselves in rage over the Iran deal
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(278)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Groundhog Day musical to open on Broadway in 2017
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(7)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Doctor claims that he was driving drunk because he had dislocated his shoulder at a party and needed to get medical help. Fark: Judge agrees, lets him off
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(34)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Poutine Pizza, because nothing will bring Chicago and New York together like a common enemy
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(66)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is reporting that the moon will disappear over North America just before sunrise Saturday
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(52)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Those reports that Monica Lewinsky would co-host The View? Close, but no cigar
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Replica pirate ship breaks down and has to be towed to port. Crew members heard saying they should have been ninjas
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(24)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
After losing $20 million in fraud scheme, NFL linebacker Dwight Freeney tackles Bank of America. Bet on Freeney and take the points
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Republicans trying to repeal Obamacare were still accepting money from the program. Hypocritical Republicans? I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED
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(77)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin James looking to return to TV, because we just don't have enough Oafish Fat Guy/Inexplicably Hot Wife sitcoms these days
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(74)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez will no longer be able to vacation in the Dominican Republic after being indicted for conspiracy to commit bribery and wire fraud
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(69)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
ISIS in Yarmouk near Damascus. Picard confused
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(47)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken to play a mystical pet shop owner who helps Kevin Spacey's "trapped in the body of a cat" businessman in new movie
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(45)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Early humans didn't grunt to communicate - it's only us that have worked out how to do that
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(21)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man has fathered 40 children by 20 women. Degree of difficulty: not an American professional athlete
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(93)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a promising career as a biomedical engineer, and I work with my brother, who is a janitor. I'm now being referred to as The Janitor's Sister by higher-ups. Should I pretend I don't know him for the sake of my career?"
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(86)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans once again warning the world that the United States cannot be trusted so long as the GOP is in charge of Congress
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(91)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, on the other side of the looking glass, Republicans vote to preserve education while Democrats screw teachers, leaving Scott Walker unsure which party's primary to run in when he gets to New York
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(29)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
A GOP pollster who gets the gay issue for those under 30 years old that are Republican
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(84)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hannity: Why are American gays angry with laws that affect them directly, rather than say Sharia law?
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(197)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I am from every continent in Africa except for one
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(62)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
U.S. mercenary syndicate Blackwater: Screwing missions up and taxpayers over since 1997
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(56)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese company advertises great shipping service with the logical, yet creepy, giant cat head (Scrimshaw guest hosting)
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(5)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
For Windows 10, the applications formerly known as Windows 8 apps, Metro apps, Metro-style apps, Modern apps, Windows Store apps, and Universal apps will now be known as Windows apps. Tomorrow, they may be P-Diddy apps
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(62)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
"Most" Young Republicans favor birth control, 18 to 34 years after it might have made a difference
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(111)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop yourself into a historical photograph
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(114)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
And thus ends the most exciting thing to happen in the Santa Monica Mountains since that unfortunate Boy Scout Jamboree back in '96
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(41)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Dear parents, When giving medicine to your kids, a spoon for tea is not the same as a teaspoon. Sincerely, American Academy of Pediatrics
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(151)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Mayor tells legislature to repeal their stupid law, make LGBT a protected class, and quit acting like assholes. Not bad for a Republican
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(402)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats, Republicans join in glorious bipartisan harmony to provide a tax credit for the long-suffering yachting community
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(37)
 
(My Fox Orlando)
 
 
 
"A public library is not a suitable place to have a shrine to the Confederate States of America"
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(71)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kid receives a joke "cry baby" certificate from his youth centre basketball team, and predictably, social media goes nuts. Not so predictably, the kid is fine with it and his mom says everyone needs to relax
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(58)
 
(TV.com)
 
 
 
NBC set to ease on down the road with their next live musical production
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(26)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medical scientists discovered that a medieval eye salve containing onion and garlic can cure MRSA. See? The onions on their belts were there for a reason
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Syrian leader Assad claims that ISIS has gained quite a following since they provoked America into fighting them. It's almost like there's a history of "provoking America = more recruits and added legitimacy"
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(38)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Republicans view Obama as biggest threat to America, ahead of North Korea, terrorism and the Dutch
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(339)
 
(Americans United)
 
 
 
After allowing Ted Cruz to make his announcement to run for President, Liberty U is saying it wasn't a political event and please don't strip us of non profit status Mr. IRS man
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another baseball writer attempts to explain to the world why SLG and OBP are important while batting average is basically worthless. Fark: in an article from 1916
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(36)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary Clinton musical to make its off-Broadway debut. Will be called "Clinton: The Musical", only because the working title of "Kill Bill" was already taken
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(18)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus discusses the major implications for Daryl in season six of The Walking Dead in the wake of "Conquer"
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(120)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
America's pets are as obese as their American owners, and that's the problem: "95 percent of owners of overweight dogs and nine out of ten owners of fat cats think their pets appear normal"
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
England's new council bans propose bizarre laws against buskers, pigeon feeding, and the sale of lucky charms, contending such bans are magically judicious
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(25)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Avengers once fought with (and later against) the Church of Scientology. Of course it was when Marvel was nearly bankrupt and the CoS was named The Triunes, which is Aquaman's band that covers Bohemian Rhapsody for competitive musical chairs
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Polio eradicated but still no cure for cancer. Wait, reverse that
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(98)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Singer Norman Greenbaum critically injured in fatal traffic accident but expected to survive. There sure is some spirit in this guy
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(58)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
House Republican leader posts on her facebook page, asking for Obamacare horror stories on the five-year anniversary. It goes about as well as you'd expect
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(224)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like all those lost jobs, backlash, and global outrage have made Indiana's Republican governor demand clarification of the pro-discrimination bill he just signed into law
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(204)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After 51 years, world's longest-running musical to close. It was a Fantastick off-Broadway run
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bank of America cuts CEO pay by 7%. Which is exactly the same percentage of people with home mortgages who still haven't gone through foreclosure
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(21)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Read all about the U.S.'s least-visited national park (19 visitors last year). And then enthusiastically agree that it'd make an awesome place for a Fark party, provided you don't mind aggressive man-eating bears
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(47)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Trove)
 
 
 
NYU snowflake is outraged to find out it's $71K to go to school for a year instead of the totally reasonable $66K, is nonetheless relieved that she doesn't have to go to community college with the proles and Republicans
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(26)
 
(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
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(61)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 Qualifiers Day 2: Bulgaria hosts Italy, Andorra takes on Bosnia, Belgium look to bash Cyprus, and Netherlands face off against Turkey. All matches at 3:45 ET, with Central/South American friendlies following at 4:20 and 9:30
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(58)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a list of eleven things Americans do that annoy the fark out of everyone else in the world. Though a more honest article would have started with "Everything" and been done for the day
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(24)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Marijuana is irrevocably changing the American workplace for the worst, say the totally harsh buzzkills at Slate
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(228)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Not news: All-time high temperature. News: All-time high temperature for an entire continent. Fark: Antarctica
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Burma planned capital city is now 10 years old, with 20-lane highways, golf courses, fast WiFi, reliable electricity, and no citizens - "an eerie picture of post-apocalypse suburban America; like a David Lynch film on location in North Korea"
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim both the cereal cafe and the owl cafe OVER, are taking their talents to artisanal toasties, aka "melts." At £4.50, the grilled cheese offers Londoners "a gourmet American-inspired version of this much loved snack"
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(24)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
America has a new #2 soda, and it's not diet
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(43)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Next up in RFRA debacle roulette. NFL 'studying implications' of Indiana religious freedom bill
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(110)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
A totally coincidental declassification of Israeli nuclear secrets, I'm sure
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(121)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Birther who has stated for years that if an American mom and a foreign dad has a kid in another country that person can't become president courageously raves over just such a person announcing a White House run
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(102)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Her ticket to hell has been upgraded to first-class. This 'mom' physically abused her baby, and faked cancer for people to show sympathy to her
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(61)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Even the GOP thinks Ted Cruz is too crazy for the presidency, which means that Ted Cruz is the only person willing to stand up to the fall of America and fight for truth, justice and Jesus riding on an elephant with Saint Reagan, blessed be his name
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(95)
 
(Blackmore Vale Magazine)
 
 
 
If you thought rap videos about nautical safety were uncool, well then just wait until you... er... see... *trails off*
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(23)
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist recalls Terry Pratchett: "Soon after his diagnosis it was rumoured, mostly in the Daily Mail, that he had found God. He thought this unlikely, since he could not even find his keys, for the existence of which he had empirical evidence"
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(57)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Politicians denounced Rep. Klingenschmidt's comments about a baby being ripped from a mother's womb as "disgusting" and "reprehensible." And that's just the Republicans
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(89)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
South Miami Vice Mayor Walter Harris wants to be America's mohel
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(27)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gov. Mike Pence to right-wing radio host: There's no practical justification for the bill I just signed
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(156)
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Monkey gets loose at University Medical Center, bites security guard. And so it begins
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(44)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Creators' Syndicate drops Dr. Ben Carson, noted neurosurgeon and possible token black GOP presidential candidate, as a columnist. Apparently they finally got around to reading one of his columns
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Half of all American families are now living paycheck to paycheck. The other half are living government assistance check to government assistance check
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(68)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Chinese restaurant bans African customers. Difficulty: Restaurant is in Kenya
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Wed March 25, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sounds like the Germanwings crash may have been another pilot mass-murder suicide. "The audio indicated that one of the pilots left the cockpit and could not re-enter. You can hear he is trying to smash the door down"
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
While Pete Rose waits for MLB to consider his application for reinstatement, MLB is busy investigating Marlins pitcher Jarred Cosart for alleged ties to gambling
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(15)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Really... Who shoots a pelican?
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(57)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Most Americans hate the tax code, but for the wrong reason, Pew survey finds
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After a 50 year run, there are now but two Howard Johnson's left in America. Isn't somebody going to help that poor chain?
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Just when you thought America couldn't get any fatter at baseball games, the Milwaukee Brewers begin offering deep-fried nachos on a stick
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Tue March 24, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Shiat just got weird, y'all: Flight 4U9525 crashed in the same spot as another plane in 1953 where 44 perished in nearly identical circumstances
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(119)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Proving he ain't all that smart after all, Neil DeGrasse Tyson slams Florida for banning the words "climate change" in official state communications by saying, "I thought as a nation we were better than this"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Improv Everywhere's Beer! The Musical!
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why most American Jews vote for Democrats, explained
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(187)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Since 2003 the TSA has toyed with the idea of placing "behavior detection officers" in airports across America-part of a $1 billion counter-terrorism measure known as SPOT (Screening Passengers by Observation Techniques)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not content with getting nothing done with the Obama Administration, the Republican Congess now can't get along with itself
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Number of uninsured drops by 11 million since passage of Obamacare. Republicans vow to find a way to make sure those 11 million are once again uninsured after 2016
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Face of Jesus appears in South American landslide. Local land owners immediately start charging people to see it, just like Jesus would have wanted (w/pics)
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(54)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ex-Dukes of Hazzard star: "Confederate flag license plates are part of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s vision for America." No, that's not General Lee accepted, Cooter
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Mon March 23, 2015
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
It's the 1st semifinal of the Cricket World Cup from Auckland. How will Guptill follow his record setting batting performance in the tight confines of a rugby stadium? It's New Zealand v South Africa, starting at 9pm EDT
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(52)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will JBL give Bill Simmons a clothesline from hell? Will Snoop Dogg rap with R-Truth? Can Brock or Roman speak a single sentence? Will Cena beat Rusev down again for AMERICA? It's the RAW before Mania. (8 PM ET on USA/Pre-show 7 PM ET)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Many doctors in America find that the most difficult patients to save are themselves
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks typically don't perform well during March Madness. Or was that college basketball teams from Texas?
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(6)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Survey finds that many acne patients don't take their medications. Apparently the study was done at the front counter of McDonald's
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Free bassist, Monica Lewinsky says a mouthful at the TED conference, and what the founder of Upworthy shared at a media summit will BLOW YOUR MIND: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/15 - 3/21
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Never forget that Rudy Giuliani once held widespread respect among people of all political stripes until he decided to zero in his focus on the ultra-right wing audience. "He's no longer interested in wide appeal"
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
"One in three households in the U.S. contains a collector, one in ten Americans rents storage space, and one in twenty is a pathological hoarder. And hoarding can kill you"
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