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500 headlines found matching 'ICA'
Thu May 26, 2016
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Is it dangerous if your dog eats a cicada? Only for your carpet
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Meet the Iowan Donald Trump turns to for 'Make America Great Again' gear. Ok Trump, we'll give you a pass on this one
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(Fark)
 
 
 
T|F: A job applicants' education and experience are equally as important as how well the fit into an organization's culture? Discuss
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi to experience the Sports Illustrated cover jinx, just like so many American sports legends before him
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The 100 best American movies in film history - a definitive list with no need for debate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party, 25 JUNE, 8-11pm, Lincoln Tap Room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While you were sleeping last night, a volcano in Costa Rica flipped its top
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
You donated some clothing at one of those large donation bins. Did it go to support A) hungry kids in Africa B) a local homeless shelter or C) a Danish collectivist cult led by an international fugitive?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How is Jim Harbaugh like Humpty? He wants black people, white people, Puerto Ricans, and Samoans to --well, not dance, so the analogy breaks down there
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There was a time once in America that patriots could find an unused patch of city land across from the Dunkin' Donuts and put up 80 handmade crosses to honor the war dead. But no more. No more
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
FX's 'The Americans' to end in 2018. Could outlast actual America depending on election outcome
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Republican congressman explains why he's against a ban on selling guns to people on the terrorist watch list. "Like many liberal solutions, they are only skin deep"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Wrestler + Million Dollar Baby + Rocky + A Musical + India = SULTAN
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(PBS)
 
 
 
There's a new upper class that's completely disconnected from the average white American and American culture at large. Are you part of it? Take this test
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mary Lou Brunner, the woman who believes President Obama to be a former gay prostitute, loses her bid to be the Republican candidate for the Texas State School Board. In other news, even East Texas has a limit to batshiat craziness
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"Sweden tops the new EU Statistics on physical and sexual violence against women, sexual harassment and stalking. The conclusion is that the results are a consequence of Nordic alcohol culture"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans used 10 billion gigabytes of mobile data last year, not including AT&T wireless customers who were able to download as much as 3 megabytes
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
...all Metallica albums played simultaneously?
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(Lynn Daily Item)
 
 
 
Is the Lynnway in Lynn, Massachusetts the ugliest street in America? Surely Farkers have pictures of uglier streets to share
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hyundai will build an electrical vehicle with a 250 mile range by 2020. As opposed to Chrysler which is still working on building a vehicle with a life expectancy of 250 miles
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Mathematicians say they've developed a model that can effectively predict how human skin will react to almost 30,000 chemical compounds, end animal testing
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(AOL)
 
 
 
In China, you can get Angry Bird-themed sandwiches at McDonald's, and quite frankly Subby would not mind if America tried them out
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(Android Headlines)
 
 
 
Americans are still not excited about self-driving cars, as they like the feel of the accelerator beneath their feet, the control of the steering wheel in their hands, the thrill of getting lost and being too stubborn to ask for directions
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps says he is off his training 12,000 calories a day diet. Or as most Americans call 12,000 calories a day, a hunger strike
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR examines Trump's political platform and concludes he must be a "false flag candidate, one that benefits his good friend Hillary Clinton and the Democratic party"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, sell lemonade to pay the medical bills for your leukemia treatment
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Mitt Romney, defeated Republican candidate. New hotness: Mitt Romney, defeated third-party candidate
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you plan on celebrating Memorial Day in the desert wilderness of Pinal County, Arizona, the sheriff there wants you to have fun, be safe, and watch out for Mexican cartel assassins
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Tue May 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eight of the greatest optical illusions in art
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Dear economist: I traveled across the country to attend my friend's wedding but didn't bring a wedding gift. Is it OK if I value my attendance as the gift, and economically, does it pencil out vis-à-vis paying for an actual gift? Dear cheapskate: No
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So who is buying America's pewpewpewpewpewpewBOOM products?
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa may have similar chemical balance to Earth and has "the right conditions for life." Oh sure, of ALL the places in the universe humans could move to, we pick the ONE place we were warned to avoid
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Theoretical physicist on GoT time travelling: "It's complete and utter craziness." Warning - may contain spoilers. But in a closed time loop that doesn't really matter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Are you #NeverHillary or #NeverTrump? A comprehensive guide for confused Republicans
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If somebody tries to sell you the biggest American flag in Maine, the Trenton police would like a word with you
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Mexican American Heritage" textbook approved by the Texas Board of Education is exactly what you would expect
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Study determines there are around six chemical compounds that make your dirty laundry smell like Satan's anus, and hope to invent detergent to exorcise them from your socks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Relations between America and Chechnya have never been worse, and John Oliver is solely to blame
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Medical problem plaguing Farkers everywhere: Dormant Butt Syndrome
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Korea rejects Trump's offer to meet with Kim Jong Un, citing the ancient law that allows for only one egotistical dictator with a god complex in the country at a time
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Three people play Metallica's "One". On one guitar... at the same time
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Could the 'Goodfellas' be back in NYC after 10 sophisticated NYC bank heists since 2011 match a very similar pattern?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee offers GOP voters and politicians the complete history of how Republicans manufactured the abortion issue
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently loud mouthed braggart Trump does not appeal to Asian Americans. So, Asian Americans are not just good at math, they are good at recognizing a giant monster who just wants to lumber around and kill people
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mexico sends their worst to America to become med students who get their doctorates
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The political establishment has provoked the ire of the political establishment
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Appeals Court throws out a $1.3 billion penalty against Bank of America's Countrywide mortgage subsidiary finding there is no evidence that its "Hustle" program constituted intentional fraud, ya know, other than ITS VERY NAME
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(LAist)
 
 
 
It took 63 years to restore train service from L.A. to Santa Monica. Fark: and a mere 63 hours for a Cheesecake Factory employee in a Toyota who allegedly blew .21 BAC to shut it down
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
From the "Grasping at Straws Dept" Evangelical leaders have convinced themselves that thrice-married, serial adulterer Donald Trump who has stated he has never asked Jesus for forgiveness, expresses his devout Christianity with a secret hand gesture
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chicago Cubs fall back to earth as they lose two series in a row. EVERYBODY PANIC...except the Cubs clubhouse
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Four hot sisters, one cool Metallica cover
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered "super coral" could survive climate change, refuse to stay in the house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA to hire 768 full time screeners to help with security delays at airports. All job applicants have to wait in line three hours for an interview, after taking off their shoes and being limited to three ounces of water
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Sun May 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey aviation geeks: Video of the replica Spirit of St. Louis landing at Old Rhinebeck Aerodrome on the 89th anniversary of Lindbergh's landing in Paris
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The future of American politics is here, and...boy, does it look f*cking terrifying
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Donald bravely refuses to meet with evangelicals in public
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Being fiscally conservative means that America can't have nice things, like the Internet speeds enjoyed by much of Europe and Asia"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Harry Reid, channeling his inner Bono by wearing sunglasses inside, says Donald Trump is "the worst and it's scary Republicans love him so much"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Are jets secretly spraying chemicals into the upper atmophere to reverse climate change? Here come the kooktrails
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What's America's last jaguar worth against plans for a multibillion-dollar copper mine? Probably not much
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Matt Shoemaker showed off his secret soccer moves to get the out at first base. Maybe he's just really excited for the Copa America
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Several large Republican donors refuse to contribute to Trump's candidacy which means they'll be the first ones audited when Trump is President
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Drake inexplicably has two things at #1 on the Billboard charts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fears for recluse Leonardo DiCaprio. Ever since he had that thing with the bear, he's been acting strange
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New data indicates 33% of American malls are doomed to shutter permanently
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unsold clothing inventory taking up valuable space on American retailers' shelves, but that's good news for those willing to set foot in the cesspools that are TJ Maxx, Marshall's, and Ross's
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Other than Lost and possibly X-Files and Fringe, are there any other tv shows that have a complicated plotline?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New Mexican beer from Anheuser-Busch to take on Corona. No lime needed
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(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the state of our political system 6 years after Citizens United. Yes, everything seems to be in order here. Perfect, just as we'd planned
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Johns Hopkins University says its medical school will no longer use live animals to train students. Hopefully they'll go back to the old way of training students using qualified professors
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Fri May 20, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War. One billion and countin'
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Benson, owner of the Saints and the Pelicans, says his family wants to kill him. The Saints and the Pelicans can't be that bad
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(Tucson Farker)
 
 
 
County Official's Communications staffer caught creating fake news site under fake name and trolling other candidates. Donald Trump will definitely want to hire this guy for WH Communications Director
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(National Review)
 
 
 
US Army Lt. Colonel who runs the US Army's small arms development at Picatinny Arsenal, NJ can't get a New Jersey concealed carry permit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In America: "Do not bring this gun to school." In Russia: "Do not bring this gun to school. It's filthy. Strip it down and clean it now or you'll fail"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning his campaign around the belief that American voters are idiots, halfwits, and morons who have the memory span of goldfish and the reasoning ability of a rhesus monkey. Crap
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nest cams are a growing fad among Americans who love watching awe-inspiring birds like eagles and ospreys in nature. Right up until nature stops being all Disney, that is
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Before he ran for president, Donald Trump was never accused of being a racist. Well, except for that time. And that other time. And that other time. But Pablo Picasso's record of never being called an asshole remains unblemished
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Thu May 19, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
While Helena is still out camping, Cosima teams up with Susan and Evie at Bright Born. Is Kendall in danger? Det. Art Bell & Felix experience an attack of the clone. Tonight, 10PM EDT it's Clone Club Time with Orphan Black on BBC America
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(Next Big Future)
 
 
 
From we knew this was going to happen one day dept. Govt creates "Tactical Cloud" because the name "Kill Web" is scary and Skynet was taken
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The District of Columbia is a hot place to live, because (1) it's where all the political action is (2) from June to September it's like living in a steam bath (3) its Metro catches fire four times a week, or (4) all of the above
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican Party of Texas just stated in its official party platform that homosexuality is ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our Founding Fathers, and is a lifestyle shared by most Texans
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver statistically isolates the effect of Bernie Bros. This is bad news...for Clinton
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(Network World)
 
 
 
21% of Americans would rather give up sex than lose Wi-Fi for a month; 10% would give up a friend
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Memories flow as students pen musical tributes to seniors with dementia. Ummm
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
White Sox turn second triple play of the year, are now averaging one per month. It was a bit less complicated this time
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot employee receives death threats and criticism for wearing hat critical of Trump that reads "AMERICA WAS NEVER GREAT." It's hard to take political discourse seriously when it comes from someone who wears a bull-like nose ring
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China is *definitely* NOT taking dead bodies, marinating them, putting them in cans and then selling them in African supermarkets. Cue the Jennifer Lawrence "Yeah, O.K. thumbs up" gif
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
66% of Americans are so in debt that a $1,000 emergency would make them destitute
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is why no one takes right-wing Evangelical preachers like Joel Olsteen, Billy Graham, Donald Trump, and the like seriously anymore
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oakland mayor says the most dangerous place in America is Trump's mouth. Subby likes the sentiment, not sure about the logic. Definitely wouldn't want to get between Trump and a taco salad
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain's Express wants to get ahead of CNN, immediately says Egyptair Flight MS804 was "swerving erratically" and was "probably attacked by terrorists"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you a dedicated RV person, or do you despise them and all they stand for? For some reason, I can't see much middle ground
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
RIP, Bob Bennett. "I'd love to go up to every single [Muslim] to thank them for being in this country, and apologize to them on behalf of the Republican Party for Donald Trump"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Scientifically created champagne is the biggest innovation in the alcohol world since boxed wine
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
DARPA uses ACDC to neutralize chemical weapons. We salute you
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this outer space medication
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After 9/11, it felt like the Republicans would reign in America for a thousand years. Now the party [is] effectively dead as a modern political force, doomed to go the way of the Whigs or the Free-Soilers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Finally you envious minions can now find out what Donald Trump is really worth thanks to him finally disclosing his personal finanical income
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie (Harley Quinn) does American Psycho in new ad
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Last night's Jeopardy, which featured three DC "power players" as contestants, was a horror show for America
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Netflix has acquired the rights to Moon Knight, Ghost Rider, and Blade; because apparently Jessica Jones, DareDevil, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Punisher weren't enough. Also, apparently in talks to option that comic you drew that time in 3rd grade
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Republican National Convention, Florida becomes the testing ground for the GOP alternative to Obamacare
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Forget it Hillary, you're done .. the Donald has finally hired a top pollster and veteran political strategist to handle the Magic 8-Ball after declaring all pollsters nothing but a waste of money. Wait, What?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Welcome to America's modern day ghost town in the making
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Next up on "Political Action Theater" we have a thrilling video of Hillary Clinton lying for 13 minutes straight
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
People please take it easy on the Republican wingnuts that are fleeing to "redoubt" states, they're just scared and looking for a safe place to shelter themselves from the future
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: I missed the call on Trump's chances because I gave the GOP and the American people too much credit. I won't make that mistake again
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Did you root for Captain America in Captain America: Civil War? Thanks for hating America, you fake American
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Soviet Cleveland welcomes comrades to Communist hotel hosting Republican National Convention
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Atlanta Braves show real class in firing manager Fredi Gonzalez by having the airlines send him a flight notification email
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And just like that Trey Gowdy ends the GOP Benghazi witch hunt with an admission that it was all political theater
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
First-ever clinical study reveals that it's hard to be depressed when -- oh man did you ever notice how many colors are in this water bottle?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen sued by American Express over $287,879 in debt. #Winning
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The latest "optical illusion" that supposedly has the internet all abuzz. Took me a while to see it, and it really wasn't worth the time
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Supreme Court refuses to hear case of evangelicals marching around Dearborn with a severed pig's head, telling Muslims they would burn in hell. To be fair, I wouldn't want to hear that, either
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC changes new 'Fattest Housewife' series to 'American Housewife,' then tries to explain why
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Corporate America can't get enough stupid advice about millennials. At least cocaine was cheaper and had some material benefits
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Walmart theft suspect tells cops she was "too lazy" to pay for Trojan personal massager, K-Y lubricant, vibrating penis ring
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Latest SpaceX Falcon 9 booster landed on May 6th suffered significant damage due to high reentry speed and will likely be used for ground tests rather than flown again
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When it comes to creativity, Indian political commercials put American ones to shame
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As yesterday's contraception ruling shows. the Supreme Court is moving away from the ideological battleground that has turned out 5-4 decisions and more towards the consensus based approach of the Warren Court. Hmm..wonder what is suddenly different?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Scientists have basically proven there is no such thing as free will, which helps explain why Drew greenlit this headline even though it wasn't very funny
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Republicans on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee blast White House adviser Ben Rhodes at a hearing and demand Obama fire him, seemingly forgetting Obama has to give exactly zero farks about what they want anymore
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A major political party in the U.S. is on the verge of unraveling and it's not the party you think it is. Unless you think it's the Democrats, in which case, ding, ding, ding
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Trump will be greeted at the RNC convention by 100 naked women. This is apparently a protest against him and not something he specifically requested (Not safe for work)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump renounces necrophilia... technically
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
To the delight of everyone except corporate America, National Park Service prevents the Pepsi Grand Canyon
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Subby has checked off 19 from this all-American bucket list
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines stops announcing gate info during flights, because you're not listening anyway
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
See you liberals, always complaining about Reagan this and Reagan that, now the Republicans finally come up with an anti-Reagan and you still flail your arms
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any Americans here who have ex-Pated to the UK? Stories or advice you'd like to share?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
To prove conspiracies American businessman bizarrely wants to raise $1 million to stage a dramatic recreation of the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, is now looking for an abandoned building and an old aircraft to buy
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
You'd think it would be impossible for James Hetfield to ruin a Metallica song even further, but he did so by performing a country version of a forgotten track off of "Kill 'Em All"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a grad student. I did a search for my adviser's name to see his publication history. Instead, I found his Pornhub profile; I saw his recently watched videos, favorites, and achievements. Do I tell him? Blackmail him? Suggestions?"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Thailand, worried about ecological damage, says Phuket and closes an entire island to tourists
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Just because your neighbor won't illuminate the American flag on his mailbox at night according to federal code doesn't give you the right to steal it and hand it over to the Veterans of Foreign Wars to give it a proper retirement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The recent spate of London Underground delays have been caused by: A) mechanical failures B) CHUDs C) 'Excessive sunlight'
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Mon May 16, 2016
(The Debrief (UK))
 
 
 
There's now an app that will tell you if it's time to break up with your significant other. You should download it before they do
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
America now has more legal weed businesses than craft brewers
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What a silly thing to ask of America about what to do with 1.19 billions pounds of surplus cheese ... of course we would want to stick it between our toes
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Steve Pearce conquers the Tropicana Field catwalk and catches a ricocheting popup ... despite the architectural feature's best efforts of denial
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC chair, Priebus: Third Party run would be terrible for America, it would be ruined for many generations... unless Bernie Sanders does it, then, we're all for it
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(The Week)
 
 
 
See what happens when you totally screw up your party, conservative Republicans, you end up with Donald Trump totally rebuilding it ...without you
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's a gallery of digitized car crash photos from the 1930s in case you thought Americans were ever able to drive correctly
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After concluding their readers wouldn't "get over it," Ars Technica bails on site redesign after two days
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump touches evangelicals "in an awkward place"
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Google might have to dig into their pocket changes as the EU is set to fine the company €1.1 billion, the equivalent of $3.4 billion in real 'Murican money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans rescind a resolution to secede from the U.S. Apparently the tipping point was when the federal government ordered them to install transgender bathrooms at the Alamo
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Sun May 15, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Who says you need ten fingers to play Bach? Or even 9, or 8, or zero? At 1:33 this guy shows up any harmonica player
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why yes, the CIA did help South Africa arrest Nelson Mandela. It also was behind Bill Buckner's bobble
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House: referring to criminals as "felons" or "convicts" is not what America is all about. From now on, were calling them "justice-involved individuals"
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(Public Radio Tulsa)
 
 
 
Woman critically injured by cool name for a band
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eurovision Song Contest winner is an Ukrainian Crimean Tartar who sang how Stalin ethnically cleansed the region. Gee, I wonder how Russia is going to feel about this
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Identity theft and online security issues drive increasing number of Americans to shun internet commerce. Duh
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in the alternate reality that is Wisconsin, Republicans at the state convention are all, "Donald who? Never heard of him"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo bar offers Portland theme with Oregon craft beers, salads topped with PNW fruit, and scrap of PDX carpet on wall. "The current appeal of American cities to Japanese diners highlights a shift in what type of U.S. cool gets the most attention"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FIFA's dedication to rooting out corruption and ethical breaches is so successful that the Chairman of Audit and Compliance decided that he's not necessary anymore
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
Microsoft is now automatically scheduling upgrades to windows 10
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you had Donald Trump on the board for "First Modern Republican to use a racial slur on live national television," you're out a few bucks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
150 scientists met at Harvard last Tuesday to discuss creating a human being that has no biological parents
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Study to reanimate dead people given clinical approval, Catch-22: "There is a small problem with the study. Brain death is defined by the irreversible end of function. If it is curable, then the patients were never really dead in the first place"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Piano virtuoso takes you on a trip back through the history of phone ringtones. And people say classical music is inaccessible
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
The Brazil impeachment controversy continues to rock Brazil as the newly installed President Michel Temer moves forward with what is viewed to be a Right-wing, economically liberal agenda that goes against the democratic outcome of the 2014 Election
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump Republicans want Mark Cuban to run as a third party candidate. No way he's going into that Shark Tank
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(Eurovision.TV)
 
 
 
Take 5 tons of glitter and sequins, add a drop of political controversy, and a heaping helping of "what the f*ck did I just watch", and you have your 2016 EUROVISION SONG CONTEST THREAD
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Specialized summer camps across the US are introducing children as young as nine to practical shooting, a controversial sport that mimics combat situations, and some people have a problem with this
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gay Army secretary blocked by Republican senator because of course he is. Also, apparently we have a Gay Army now, though the Marines would argue that we've ALWAYS had a gay army
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
How incompetent were these robbers? Well this video was shot by a guy standing 10 feet away watching the whole thing if that's any indication
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you're going to put on your disability application that a workplace accident has left you blind, then you just can not be caught on video: 1) Reading something that isn't in braille; 2) Holding the door open for someone; or 3) Driving a car
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Remember when Kid Rock was cool and didn't perform at the Republican National Convention?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After not learning of what might happen when introducing cane toads, red foxes, rabbits, camels, buffaloes, cats and feral pigs, somebody wants to fly 80 South African rhinos to Australia
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Fri May 13, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Newly found archaeological remains prove Florida populated by crazy people, retired Jews for much longer than previously thought
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember those caricature athlete T-shirts in the 1980s? Well this is their story
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man pleads guilty to tearing off hijab worn by fellow Southwest Airlines passenger. Had demanded that woman, "Take it off. This is America"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Long time political party battles for its soul in a face-off between an establishment elected official and an unhinged billionaire outsider. This is not a repeat from the past 365 days
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham sceptical of Xenu's ability to save her son from epilepsy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The difference between how Japan and the U.S. remember WWII: The Japanese ignore everything before Hiroshima and the Americans ignore everything after Nagasaki
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Two Republican delegates drop out after they hear the job requirements
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New game show will be sort of like The Voice or American Idol--but for amateur porn performers. Hey, not everybody has a good singing voice (Not safe for work)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Never Trump" voters reaffirm their opposition: "Trump taking over the GOP is like Germany invading and occupying France in World War II. Those who support him are collaborators or Vichy Republicans. The rest of us are free Republicans in exile"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Buffalo NY. America's favorite city
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gov of Mississippi is mystified as to why the ACLU is suing to overturn the "non-discrimination law" his state passed. You know, the one that lets people deny housing, medical treatment and government documents to LGBT people on religious grounds?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
After a year of testing, LAPD finds Tesla impractical as a police cruiser, returns all cars at no charge
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Man films yesterday's TSA security line at Chicago Midway airport. Forever and ever. Amen
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The last American born in the 19th century has finally died
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate approves $602 billion defense bill. Well, we may not be able to feed the hungry or provide medical care for the sick, but goddammit we can bomb the shiat out of any country we want
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Government tells partially paralyzed man with part of his head missing he is fit for work. Ironically, he's probably over-qualified for a government position
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(640K of ram)
 
 
 
Collection of famous last words in underestimating the competitor. "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share," said Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in 2007, speaking to the USA Today. "No chance"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
The prayers of every F5 key in America have been answered, as you can now track your UPS package on a map in real time. Your move, FedEx
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's Orphan Black: Krystal is back and she's on a mission. Cosima meets her maker. Sarah and Ferdinand become best frenemies forever and we find out more about Adele. 10PM EDT on BBC America
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican biatches are rolling over and taking it from their master, Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Head of Vatican Bank says it is now impossible to launder money through the bank, totally don't send your billions through the bank expecting it to go undetected, don't even try, it won't work, don't do, please don't try it, no chance, just don't
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A national Election Day holiday, proposed by Sanders, supported by Obama, wherein citizens are automatically registered to vote, and lower income voters with inflexible schedules can make it easily to the polls, is sure to pass without debate
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan made this writer a Republican. Donald Trump, if he is nominated, will make him an independent
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Enjoy your cheap oil and gasoline now as the big glut in supplies may shrink dramatically by the end of this year
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
It's becoming pretty clear that, like their Democrat forefathers, today's Democrats are convinced that America is entirely too free and that they must take their blue states and secede
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"People with lower education and low incomes eat more fast food and are more obese. Clearly, fast food caused them not to go to college. Presto, an American Journal of Clinical Nutrition article is born"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Legendary Chelsea FC midfielder Joe Cole, 34, comes to America, signs with Tampa Bay Rowdies. Given that legendary but aging English midfielders have such an impressive track record in America, what could possibly go wrong?
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado city's social media exercise fails massively by accidentally tweeting to the public about the fake train carrying toxic chemicals that didn't crash into the school
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter, Loretta Lynn, Kid Rock, Azaelia Banks, Wayne Newton and Ted Nugent are the musical headliners for Trumpella 2016
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Well the seeds are in the ground America, now it's time to sit back and watch our new crop of homegrown terrorists sprout. Bonus: Obama Administration says it's at the ready with a gardening hose
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Volunteers battle to save baby whale stranded on Spanish beach, fighting heat, tides and constant "I'm an American Citizen" complaints
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan uses the fact that the news media was in full frenzy mode about his "summit meeting" with Trump to speak out about the opioid addiction epidemic, an actual problem affecting America that we need to fix. Are we SURE he's a Republican?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The fires in Alberta have done more damage to the Canadian economy than Katrina did to America's
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
The last time the Chicago Cubs started out a season this hot, a 6-pound bag of flour cost 15 cents, your milk was delivered to you for the same price, and the Chicago Cubs won the World Series
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Evangelical leaders tell Trump that sure, he may be a vain, profanity-spewing, serial adulterer who only goes to church to get married and made his fortune peddling vice, but if he chooses a Veep who herps sufficient derp, all is forgiven
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Comedian Ted Nugent posts video of Bernie Sanders shooting Hillary. Yep, Ted's about as funny as he is musical
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Flint mayor diverted water-crisis money to political PAC, suit says
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
"The Republican Party is not engaged in a policy argument; it is debating the purpose of politics"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Republican Senators think it's the government's job to worry about what you read on Facebook
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MXC to acquire medical cannabis company, hopefully keeping Guy LeDouche fully engaged in his work
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: HDR Projects 4 Pro software. Create 82 versions of your photo automatically and edit from there. For those of us needing more fuel for our OCD. (Sponsored Link)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dude, I think I had way too much America last night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend is clinically depressed. I wanted to end our relationship at Christmas, but he proposed in front of his family. I felt I had no choice but to say yes. I still want to end it; can I ask his therapist to break up for me?"
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War writers explain why you-know-who didn't die at the end of the movie (Spoilers)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
From NS Sherlock Monthly: new study reveals that Americans are a bunch of uptight religious kooks, especially when compared to the rest of the world
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(Blunt)
 
 
 
The latest fad in Facebook trolling? Posting announcements for fake concerts and having LOLZ at the morans who actually show up. Really, who would turn down the chance to see Metallica with Sum41 at a local Sonic drive in
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cylon Ted Cruz will no longer hide his true self and will use his influence to manipulate the Republican agenda at the convention in a bid to finally destroy the humons
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pentagon reassigns whistleblower who leaked critical ISIS intelligence. Not for jeopardizing national security as if she were Edward Snowden, but for her continued swearing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most accurate predictor this primary season so far has been (a) 538; (b) the unskew the polls guy; or (c) a political parody account
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judith Miller, the former NYTimes reporter who more than anyone else made the Iraq war possible by uncritically "reporting" all the "intel" on Saddam's WMD programs that Dick Cheney fed her, criticizes reporters for "drinking the Trump kool-aid"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Evangelicals are now Milhouse playing alone on the teeter totter
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not just that practically no one qualified wants to be Trump's running mate, the real problem is no one qualified wants to even work in his administration, should he win
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let a mechanical engineer show you how to cut your lawn like a boss
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US 'surgical strikes' in Afghanistan keep on hitting surgeries and surgeons
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
There's a 'Sikh Captain America' now, and he's battling hate, intolerance and Donald Trump
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"This woman thing has gotten way out of control," says Jan Brewer, who demands fewer female political candidates because it's no longer making her special
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's episode of "Things Donald Trump doesn't understand": Congress, specifically the Speaker of the House
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals did not have an official at-bat Sunday against the Chicago Cubs, not because he was benched but because he was walked 7 times
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Mexican Congresswoman wants to ban internet memes, internet responds by making memes out of her
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: If America did sweets like the Japanese. Barbecue Pork Butt Pocky? Lutefisk Kit Kat? Show us what your hometown would foist upon us
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War tops the box office with $174 million, easily overtaking Batman V Superman, which thuds to #10 with $1.2 million. Zootopia's #5, $3.3 million just put its gross higher than DC's stinkfest. And Mother's Day bombed at #3
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Australia braces for grueling 8-week election campaign. American Farkers laugh, go back to week 170 of Benghaziemailtrumpgate
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland: "Tear down the gazebo where Tamir Rice was shot? Well, we'd love to but...uh...umm...OH, the Smithsonian wanted to preserve it for African-American history." Smithsonian: "Wait, what?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck, still reeling over the overwhelming rejection of Ted Cruz, says God has "no choice but to punish America for rejecting Cruz, because Cruz ain't a bad dad"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Photographer's suggestive shoot of fireman playing "whimsical woodsman" in different poses becomes international sensation (pictures safe for work, but not your sanity)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's time once again for the annual list of most popular U.S. baby names. This year, boys go biblical while girls go Hollywood
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
East African Coral reefs struggling, now harder to see shells in Seychelles by the sea shore
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In Mother Russia, we celebrate a WWII anniversary that Americans don't even think about
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Huge trove of fossils found in Antarctica, including remnants of plesiosaurs, mosasaurs, a Siberian husky, multiple humans, and a detached head with eight spindly legs
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The Resurgent)
 
 
 
In an alternate universe, Eric Erickson demands that House Republicans apologize to Bill Clinton for impeachment. Correction: make that the All-New, All-Different universe
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(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
How dare America arrest my family members who were carrying drugs? I am leaving out of protest
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Congressional Research Service produces a report showing that Judge Merrick Garland is basically Antonin Scalia in glasses. Still won't get him confirmed however because stigginit
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(EarthSky)
 
 
 
U.S. Geological Survey reports earthquake swarms at Mount St. Helens. This is a repeat from 1980
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Car dealership sends cease and desist letter to area man forcing him to take down satirical news article that makes fun of their plans to bulldoze a neighborhood. It would be a shame if this backfired on them
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Multiple tornadoes attack an oilfield in Iraq. Vertical video orientation actually makes sense. Nobody calls out to the great God, Akbar. Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria
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(Vice)
 
 
 
For Americans who have an ill feeling of who to vote for in the presidential election, here are some people not named Trump or Clinton
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A never-ending chemical reaction that's gross and disgusting ... but you can't look away
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ryan Murphy is doing yet another anthology hourlong drama at FX, and he's corralled Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange to star in a show that will feature the rift between Joan Crawford and Bette Davis
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After more than 100 years, American Indian children buried in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, begin a journey home back to areas like the central United States. How slow are they?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Watch Out, Hillary: George Washington and the Founding Fathers would have loved Trump's "America First," ... and they might have been right
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Number one reason Americans will vote for Trump? 'To stop Clinton'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Media greed deserves much of the blame for Trump's success. "It may not be good for America, but it's good for CBS"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How America started giving a crap about which bathroom you use
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Boaty McBoatface' to be renamed RRS Sir David Attenborough. Because sometimes the public votes for something totally asinine and you just have to put your foot down and say NO. Your move, Republicans
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme launches doughnut dispensing machine in England. The most American thing ever, and it's in England. WTF Krispy Kreme, WTF?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today's Alpha Quitter Award goes to: the one guy who just had to help keep 'Captain America: Civil War' from getting a 100% 'fresh' rating (who also submitted this link and would no doubt like to chat about it in the comments)
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Thu May 05, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Felix's long lost sister for real? What future is Kira seeing? Will Sarah's sestras light her on fire? Does Ira have a plan? Find out on tonight's episode of 'Orphan Black' on BBC America at 10 PM EDT
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(National Post)
 
 
 
The musical has no plot. The music is terrible. The costumes are humiliating
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The Donald threatening to stop America being World Police has the rest of the world losing their collective minds
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Political incorrectness: Republican National Comittee tells staff if they don't support the presumptive nominee by the end of this week, they're out of a job
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla shoots for the moon, vows to deliver 1 million electric cars per year by 2020, blows away Wall Street analysts with enthusiasm at giving more Americans that sweet electric-car tax break
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh no this leading investor didn't just call out Corporate America's recklessness concerning short-term financial gains. That would be 'reckless' and uncorporate
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
New TL;DR research indicates people will in fact read long thousand-plus-word articles on their smartphones - for about two minutes, and longer if it's true crime-y
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the company behind most of the embarrassingly tasteless pre-shredded "cheese" in a bag sold in America
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel and St. Vincent helping out with medical music project which is attempting to understand how music may help in some medical treatments in the place of drugs
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Which Donald Trump did Republicans just hand the nomination to?
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
There are more appropriate places to make hand signs supporting a political movement than in a photograph in your Army uniform
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Fire up the Wayback Machine and set it for Edina, Minnesota in 1956. Why Edina, you ask? Simple: It was where the very first mall, the Southdale Center, opened in America (w/video)
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
C160 airplane hits the road, still sticks the landing, gets a generous 9.8 from the American judge
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It was the saddest room in America -- and then Ted Cruz showed up
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary opens campaign of whoopass on Trump. Best part: she quotes only Republicans to do it
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Wed May 04, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Big deal London, so you're set to elect your first Muslim mayor. We here in Murica have already elected a Muslim president. TWICE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're gonna fake up a resume to land a hospital job, under 'experience' don't list County General Hospital in Chicago, where you worked with Dr. Doug Ross
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN anchor basically asks a despondent RNC Chairman Reince Priebus if he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
Nonprofit site ProPublica tries to change its reputation of being broccoli of journalism sites, adds new columns and newsletters that promise to lure more readers, such as how to do background checks on your Tinder matches
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Top doctor recommends giving dying patients whiskey. And technically, we're all dying
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Status of Fort McMurray updated to no longer on fire: "It's just blocks and blocks of soot, basically"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
A surprisingly coherent Erick Erickson: If Republicans are unwilling to refuse to support Trump with what we know about him, it's not plausible that the GOP would reject another David Duke should he ever advance this far
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(RedState)
 
 
 
The day after Donald Trump becomes the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, Republicans are suddenly keen on confirming Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Fight AIDS in Africa with Abstinence" worked about as well as expected
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nobody--and I mean NOBODY--is quite as acrobatically drunk as Eastern Europeans
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Trayce Thompson's majestic moonshot was the latest victim of Tropicana Field's catwalk rule. Behold the disappearing home run
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Palin-Americans attack Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter for his education on climate change, come up with their own brand of "scientific explanations" including "Global warming? Ha, give me a break. Look at the north and south poles. Seems pretty cold to me"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Not even a week ago, GOP chairman and Satan's apprentice Reince Priebus assured republican voters that there would be a contested convention. After Indiana, he's referring to Trump as the presumptive nominee and calling for unity
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Humon Ted Cruz indicates that he will not seek revenge on the humons for failing to make him king by initiating the hug
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A year ago, political experts said that Donald Trump was a joke and he would never win. Today, they are as quiet and ashamed as the audience at Batman V Superman. Sanders fans, meanwhile, are as excited and proud as an audience at Ant-Man
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Political cartoonist loses his 21 year long job just because he told the truth about some major corporations. What can you expect from that leftist commie rag, Iowa's Farm News?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel helps some scientists explain climate science to Palin Americans
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Do establishment Republicans hate Trump enough to vote Hillary instead? Even the headline question rule is not a sure thing this year
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Tue May 03, 2016
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Now that most of you have health insurance (thanks, Obama) you might want to know that the 3rd leading cause of death in the US is medical error
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
New animated message from the Jehovah's Witnesses' Watchtower Society tells kids struggling with same-sex attraction that God is basically like the TSA, or something like that
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Overcrowded and underwritten, 'Captain America: Civil War' is the sort of Marvel movie only Deadpool would love. To make fun of
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz calls Donald Trump "utterly amoral" and a "pathological liar." That's the joke
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you think the tone of American politics will improve at some point, or is this the new normal? If you believe things can change, what do you think has to occur to get there? Or are we headed toward another civil war?
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
McDonald's is one of America's biggest welfare queens
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
The Rude Pundit reminds New York Magazine's Andrew Sullivan that the majority of modern Americans are just too lazy to be reliable brown shirt types
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Whatsapp? After a judge cuts off the communications method used by a tenth of a billion Brazilians, a million Brazilians sign up for Telegraph. That's about a brazillion Brazilians
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Mon May 02, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
John Oliver tries to explain the last 17 years to the next wave of cicadas. "The Internet no longer screams in agony as you dial into it"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Americans drink out of 'the worst thing that ever happened to beer'
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts made a boat load of money for "Mother's Day", probably more than the movie's likely to gross considering the critical reaction. Good for her
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
If you've ever lusted for reading the words "loudly fornicating" in the news, wait no further
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Eating a small amount of chocolate can fight diabetes and heart disease. The only problem is that a small amount of chocolate is what most Americans call "breakfast"
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Taking a break from discovering unmeltable chocolate & how herring communicate, scientists actually make a major breakthrough in determining the cause of breast cancer
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Seeing no epidemic of men entering women's restrooms at Target, the American Family Association decides to create one
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare trailer proves cigars are still cool, Switzerland and spaceships are so hot right now, and David Bowie's musical legacy is ripe for pillaging
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Though it has yet to hit any major markets, Captain America: Civil War has nevertheless hit $200.2 million internationally, easily bigger than Batman V Superman, which didn't have Ant-Man. Or good acting. Or good dialogue
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Dude from Greenville, NC saves America from Amy Schumer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump has announced he doesn't need to "heal" the GOP and reach out to his vanquished primary foes. Nope, he can win without those losers...and without women, Latinos, Muslims, young people, and much of the Republican Party as well
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck in Dearborn with nothing to do? Roll up to the Henry Ford Museum for a magical history tour of the largest traveling collection of Beatles' memorabilia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary's strong numbers against any probable Republican opponent now pose a paradox: She might win the presidency but lose the country
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
If you don't stop kickin my chokeslam then I will be forced to apply a sharpshooter on your face. This illogical headline was brought to you by WWE creative. WWE Payback, 8PM EST on the booty network
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump clearly feels threatened by Secretary Clinton's qualifications to be president so he's attacking her for being a woman. That's what weak men do." Elizabeth Warren drops mic
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz goes on Meet the Press and blames his staggering, humiliating loss on "a vast media conspiracy." Chuck Todd reminds him that it's actually because Republican voters are rejecting him
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Be forewarned, Americans: Lyme disease is a... ticking time bomb
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Hey, who wants to be part of the yuuugest and most awesome presidential ticket in political history? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?"
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hawaii denies Woody Harrleson a medical marijuana dispensary license. Probably a good move
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's almost as if there was a political motivation behind the investigation
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
When confronted about your phony chiropractic and health supplement services being practiced out of a hotel room, shouting "cancel cancel cancel" won't magically turn off the camera or dissuade the reporter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Identical twins are now 100 years old and still going strong. They are inseparable and when asked about being famous they say "I don't think we're famous. I just think we're old"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
American Airlines apologizes to concert musician for preventing her from bringing her violin on board, says next time she will be allowed, with no strings attached
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Fri April 29, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
Video
 
That barricade didn't stand a chance against the anti-Trump marching band protesters
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Dweezil Zappa threatened legally for using the Zappa family name by the Zappa Family trust. Ahmet and Dweezil only communicate through lawyers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican and Democrat insiders say Clinton will destroy Trump in the swing states. Said one Republican: "He couldn't find enough xenophobic, angry white Floridians to beat Hillary in Florida if he tried"
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump supporters handle critical article about Melania Trump exactly the way you expect
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Core Media Group, the company who unleashed American Idol on the world, has filed for bankruptcy
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
When Clyde "The Funky Drummer" Stubblefield found himself 90K in the hole with medical bills due to cancer, local Madison musicians stepped in and raised 10K for him. Prince raised the other 80K
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama's hypocritical drug policy is his Iran-Contra, which was Reagan's Watergate, which was Nixon's Waterloo, which was Napoleon's Battle of Hastings, which was King Harold's Calvary, which was Jesus' Troy, which was
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Korean-American gets ten years of hard labor after North Korean court finds him guilty of something or other
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Noah's Ark replica now complete, will tour across the Atlantic. Tickets now being sold in pairs
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Writer decides to literally follow her horoscope advice for a week and at the end of the experiment she had a newly created piece of art for her home, fresh henna on her arm, and enjoyed a meaningful encounter with her harmonica
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia has legalized same-sex marriage, making it the fourth Latin American country to do so
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(Violinist.com)
 
 
 
American Airlines pilot refuses to let concert violinist bring her 1742 Guarneri violin on board "because I say so." Sad trombone
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Warnambool Standard)
 
 
 
As positive reviews pour in for Captain America: Civil War, one review sums the movie up in one sentence. "I feel sorry for DC fans"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
What the Hell is in Sarah's cheek? Hello, Mrs. Hendrix and I thought Rachel was dead. All this and more on tonight's episode of BBC America's 'Orphan Black' at 10 PM EDT
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Perimeter Institute creates new $8 million chair in theoretical physics. Maybe. It's not really known if it exists at all yet, much less where it might be
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Wondering if the country is going crazy? Before answering keep in mind that Tampa is now considered "Normal America"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
University of Washington cheer squad advertises 28 appearance requirements, 1 physical attribute for tryout wannabes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican audit of their bank identifies nearly 5,000 "suspicious" accounts that they will be closing. Unclear if the money will be returned to the account holders or whether the Little Sisters of the Poor are about to have a banner fundraising year
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(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a biatch in my life"
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(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
"The CIO of Naughty America says gamers and porn connoisseurs are an overlapping demographic"
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Cops find a naked woman and a half naked man sleeping in the passenger seat of a car parked in a handicap spot. "When asked why he was parked, the man said, 'When the mood hits.' The man smelled like alcohol"
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(Herald Standard)
 
 
 
Spain's king says no political party has enough support to form a government. World leaders immediately ask: Was he talking about Spain or the U.S.?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keysmart Key organizer. Made in Chicago. Gatekeeper not included. Wait. Chicago? (Sponsored Link)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly addresses the idiotic elephant in the room and asks shambling succubus Carly Fiorina how she expects to win when Cruz has been mathematically eliminated from contention
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Europe's Strongest Man eats 11 times a day, consuming 8.3 pounds of food. Or as most Americans call that, seconds at the Old Country Buffet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chinese continue to steal ideas from Americans. First they did iPhone knockoffs, then exploding hover boards, and now they've copied the genius of Bostonian Charles Ponzi
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
CDC says that most Americans now drink the recommended amount of water each day. Unfortunately most comes from the ice cubes they put in their soda
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oxford, AL, becomes the first city in the US to threaten criminal charges against people who don't use bathrooms that match the gender on their birth certificates. Thanks, Alabama
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Wed April 27, 2016
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm an undercover police officer. We're recruiting agents for an undercover prostitution sting, and we'd like you to help. If you're willing to have sex for money, I'd like to check out your qualifications, if you know what I mean
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Rick Scott takes to Facebook to tell Republicans to unite and stand behind Donald Trump. Hilarity ensues
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later' set for 2017 on Netflix and still tastes like a burger
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