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500 headlines found matching 'ICA'
Thu October 30, 2014
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
From the research office of "Wish it was satire": Libtards are more "Eww" and Republicant's are more "Yack"
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(43)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Let's just state the obvious, all right? It was a compelling World Series, an historic seven-gamer that cements the modern dynasty of the San Francisco Giants. It was also a World Series that America mostly ignored"
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(78)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nope. Nope. Nope.... The eel in the anus that has to be surgically removed is a NOPE
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(76)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Illinois teacher wrongly identifies two Jamaican students as "African American." When informed of her mistake, she decides to call them attractive and successful
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(314)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Clown-masked thrash metal band Slipknot have the #1 album in America. Let that sink in for a bit
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(89)
 


Wed October 29, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris will liven up things on American Horror Story
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(25)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Vote Lee Terry guys, greatest Republican EVER" says convicted killer that said Republican used in his campaign ad
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News contributor calls for "American jihad" to spread US-style democracy around the world by force. Presumably this would be paid for by unicorn farts rather than raising taxes
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(128)
 
(Dispatches from the Culture Wars)
 
 
 
Next Republican member of the House of Representatives from Georgia says that Jerry Sandusky raped kids because the Supreme Court ruled against school prayer when Sandusky was 18
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(104)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arizona high school defends its nickname of the Redskins. Apparently it isn't referring to Native Americans, but rather what happens to residents who go outside for five minutes without sunscreen
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(55)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News explores the alcoholic habits of American Presidents. George Washington was a beer man and Warren Harding carried a fifth of whiskey to the golf course during Prohibition
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(48)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Unaware that the midterms mean squat for the POTUS elections and that Obama is not eligible for running for president again Joel Osteen has endorsed him just before the midterms. Boy is his anthropomorphic personification gonna be confused
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(136)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
America is now officially bored with Ebola and doesn't want to hear any more stories about it
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(120)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Finally, an article that pinpoints the five things wrong with MLB, offering logical, realistic solutions. Yes, it's a slideshow, but if you seriously follow baseball, it's worth checking out
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(157)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Chicago's police union opposes the release of misconduct records because of course they do
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(148)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Has anybody thought about how are we going to properly dispose of all the Ebola medical waste lying around the country?
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(138)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It is not effective to quarantine people coming to the United States from West Africa. Except every single one of our troops being deployed there
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Tue October 28, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
World Bank pleads for volunteers to help combat Ebola in Africa. They promise no pay, horrific working conditions, and a guarantee that you'll be treated like the bastard child of Typhoid Mary and an entire leper colony when you return
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(131)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Missing: One freshly crowned Ebola czar, if found please have him report to the American people
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(40)
 
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Congressional candidate Carl DeMaio insists he isn't allied with the Tea Party, but wants to build a 1,500-mile fence and call out the National Guard to "secure the border." That's the Mexican border; he says we don't have to worry about Canada
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(41)
 
(Axis of Logic)
 
 
 
How Ebola could lead to the end of America's Cuban embargo
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(34)
 
(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Political newspaper columnist fired after appearing on Fark's Politics tab one too many times, and not in a Pulitzer Prize-winning way
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(79)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chris Christie "won't move an inch" on the Ebola quarantine. Because physically, he can't
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Mon October 27, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The librarians first became suspicious when patrons asked if the heroin dealer was in the 540s for chemistry, 660s for chemical engineering, or 150s for addiction
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(28)
 
(Estately)
 
 
 
When people say America is #1, which part are they talking about? The part with the biggest cabbage? The most donated breast milk? Longest skid marks?
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christmas for Microsoft begins Nov. 2 when it cuts the prices on its XBox One in North America to $349 so it can try to shovel the consoles out to a public that doesn't want them even at that price
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(94)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Our national response to the Ebola outbreak has revealed the true American spirit, which is to say that there is no crisis or tragedy, no matter how bad, that somebody won't try to figure out a way to cash in on
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(55)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Kentucky is the real America"
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(18)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba takes a swing at golf, shows off her impressive form
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(37)
 
(WGBH Boston)
 
 
 
How tough is it for a Republican to win a Congressional race in Massachusetts? So tough even an openly gay, married, pro-choice Republican is having difficulty beating a war vet
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(118)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two years after hurricane Sandy, survey finds New York and New Jersey more ready than ever to be swept away to sea
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(31)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Daughter of incumbent Councilman dramatically announces during public meeting that video opponent posted of "domestic violence" was actually her father stopping her suicide attempt: "Shame on you"
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Sun October 26, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
New findings reveal that a baby's cry can indicate hunger, diaper change, cocaine use by the mother
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 20 coolest and most intricate carved pumpkins on Pinterest this year. You're still going to go with your beloved yearly "pumpkin dude barfing pumpkin glop all down the front step" design
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(1)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Museum dedicated to teaching children about Free Enterprise meets ironic end
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(38)
 
(Crawley News)
 
 
 
Police warn 67-year-old burglar on the run from prison. Well, probably a painful-looking half-trot interspersed with heaves and lots of cursing, but yeah, technically 'on the run'
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(11)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
To today's medical researchers looking for a cure for Alzheimer's, William S. Burroughs' drug diaries and novels are shopping lists for hallucinogens they need in their research. Their 'research.' Right
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(15)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Of the top seven cities in the world degenerating into "playgrounds for the rich and terrors for the poor," the top three are in America. USA USA USA
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(62)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston columnists wonders why Boston fans don't hate Chicago, given that they are tightly-wound little balls of socially degenerative hatred towards New York, Montreal and just about everybody else really, even Vancouver
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(1)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
School apologizes for chastising a student who disrespected America by not standing for the Pledge of Allegiance
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(213)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
American workers should demand shorter work weeks, afternoon siestas, and regular fikas where everyone gathers around to make small talk over pastry and coffee
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(44)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
"For the love of Pete, America, learn about good chocolate"
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(11)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
13 years, 2210 American and 453 British lives later, we've finally turned the keys over to the Afghan government to secure their own country. The combat tour is done. Welcome home
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(Metro)
 
 
 
With daylight savings time kicking in next weekend in North America and today in Britain, here are some awesome slideable photos showing how much better major cities look in the dark
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(68)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Will Danny Pink help Clara meet the Five Satins? Is the Doctor going to hold someone with all of his might in The Forest of the Night at 9 PM on BBC America?
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(77)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Latinos organizing early voting in Arizona? Voter fraud. Republicans organizing early voting in Arizona? Democracy
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(76)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
While Republicans complain about Obama's response to ISIL, Syrian Kurds are naming their children after him
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(106)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Tar sands oil producers are still desperate to export their oil anywhere except America
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maximum 401(k) plan contributions to increase to $18,000 in 2015. Which is good news for the few Americans whose job pays more than $18,000 a year
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(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more cities outlaw free food for the poor because it makes them dependent. 47% of Americans seen hemming and hawing in the corner
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
JK Rowling will give Harry Potter fans a special treat this Halloween with a new short story surrounding the most despicable, evil villain in the series
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In one Amazon tribe, a boy does not become a man until he can put his hands into gloves lined with angry bullet ants. Meanwhile in America he just has to learn how to work a washing machine before going to college
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(93)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Americans need to be more productive during their morning commute; all they do is sit mindlessly behind the wheel in traffic"
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(144)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Al Capone's home is on the market in Chicago. Geraldo Rivera seen packing a camera and an axe
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Fri October 24, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
What are your qualifications for mayor? "Well, I was arrested once for beating a drag queen with a tiki torch while dressed as a member of the Ku Klux Klan"
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your MONTHLY L.A. FARKER MEET-UP happens FRIDAY, NOV. 7th @ TRiP SANTA MONICA, ~8:00-ish
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(7)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Tell me what it was like the first time that you laid eyes on Angelina. Was it like one of those classical love stories like when Ross first saw Rachel? - Zach Galifianakis interviews Brad Pitt on Between Two Ferns
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Americans fail at even the most basic knowledge of the Affordable Obamacare Act
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Liverpool named first-line ebola treatment center in the UK owing to its first-rate medical facilities, access to research and the fact that if the virus gets loose, they were all just a bunch of Scousers anyway
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(12)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When Lorne Michaels saved America: how five minutes on SNL saved the country from a decade of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson and their family dominating the reality TV airwaves
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(104)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Republican Governors to save Democratic asses. It's all a giant donkey show
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(17)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC Networks to buy 49.9% stake in BBC America for $200 million. Doctor Who to begin cooking meth in the TARDIS within a fortnight
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(54)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
When the Mona Lisa was stolen from the Louvre in 1911, the authorities pursued a shifty foreigner who already had other stolen artworks from the museum in his possession: Pablo Picasso
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(15)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
More Americans have married Kim Kardashian than contracted Ebola
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(124)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's deputy chief of staff tweets that there were no cases of Ebola in the United States before Obamacare. Well, he's technically correct
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Thu October 23, 2014
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Obama has governed as a moderate conservative says the noted liberal website, The American Conservative
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(98)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
School superintendent cancels football season, specifically citing crotch-grabbing as the primary reason
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(38)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John McCain has one of his lucid moments as he tells his daughter on her talk show that he thinks voter turnout this election will be incredibly low because "people don't like Republicans and they don't like Obama"
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(112)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Unused time-off hits a 40-year high as American workers leave nearly 170M vacation days on the table each year. I'll get back to the beach in a second, but first I need to submit this headline
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(113)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Republicans catch Latino voter not committing voter fraud
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(75)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While likely Democrat voters sit this one out, Republicans taking over Congress next year draw up agenda that benefits energy industries, guts revenue and regulations, and repeals the Affordable Care Act. Suck it, economists
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(154)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Movies like Outbreak and The Walking Dead fuel America's fear of global pandemics and cause us to botch our responses to viral containment. Or something; this is Slate and their deductive powers are always in question
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(60)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Someone goofed; it was miscommunication," says spokesperson for a Fort Lauderdale hospital that nearly sent the entire state of Florida into a panic over Ebola
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did TR in American English shift to CHR? The answer is in your lazy mouth
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(74)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Perfectly cromulent Tom Cruise action thriller "Edge of Tomorrow" bombed this summer. Did marketing mess it up because they're marketers? Did fans reject it because it wasn't from a puerile American comic book?
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(209)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
The next Titanfall update adds a mode that is basically 'the floor is lava' with giant mechs
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In what only SEEMS like an Onion article, former GOP presidential speechwriter writes a book outlining a plan for the south (except Texas, because it has too many Mexicans) to secede from the union and form a new country called--wait for it--Reagan
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(195)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Study indicates that vaccines have gone airborne
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an attempt to clog the average American's remaining good artery, we now have deep-fried candy corn
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(49)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Calibration error" in Illinois voting machine changes Republican votes to Democratic ones. Hey, at least they're using live voters for this one
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(140)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Americans will spend $350 million on Pagan rituals this year
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(115)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newest poll shows that more women want Republican control of congress than want Democrat control
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(231)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Behold the mythical Tunacorn
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(24)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Pew study discovers America's least-trusted news source. Real surprise is the most-trustworthy one
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(75)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Monica Lewinsky talks about cyber bullying: "I was patient zero." Yeah, that sucks
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(101)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For $113,000 you can buy a Zombie Fortification Cabin, complete with barbed wire, an escape hatch, and a flame thrower inside the garage
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(66)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
And now, a few words from Chris Kluwe about #GamerGate. Specifically, "You slopebrowed weaseldicks"
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(519)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study from the Rick Romero Institute: Conservatives watch Fox, Liberals follow MSNBC, Independents browse CNN, and Anarcho-syndicalists turn to Fark
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(142)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
The GOP is Light Years ahead of past campaigns technologically speaking said Reince Priebus
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(90)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If CNN has not scared you off from traveling or interacting with anyone for fear of catching the Ebola plague, here are the 12 best cities in America for meat lovers
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Former televangelist and neckless-American Ernest Angley, 93, covers up abuse by flock members and urged vasectomies and abortions for Jesus
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(71)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Singing nun covers 'Like A Virgin.' The Vatican enjoyed the performance so much, they're making plans for her to sing the song again, this time accompanied by a boys' choir
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This year, Democrats refuse to talk about Obamacare, and Republicans won't shut the f*ck up about it
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(162)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Much like the 2011 Virginia earthquake, Britain gets a hurricane that does the same devastating damage
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(22)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well, if it means the next Blackberry will have a physical keyboard AND a cli-umm, I mean, "trackpoint-style pointer," then by all means let Lenovo buy them out
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(22)
 


Mon October 20, 2014
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists build world's smallest electrical generator and it's one atom thick
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(28)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama jails systematically denying medical care to inmates to save costs. Come for the 19-year old who shoplifted DVDs and died of gangrene, stay for the 61-year old accused of harrassment who died of a broken leg
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(141)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New poll numbers show that Democrats probably won't even bother to show up for the midterms, leaving Republicans to win by crushing landslides. You hear that, Democrats? Crushing landslides, might as well not bother coming out. Hey, you tried
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(175)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A major musical and anthropological mystery is finally solved as Billy Idol comes clean on all the dirty lyrics the crowd sings whenever "Mony Mony" is performed. We can now all move on with our lives
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(118)
 
(Open Democracy)
 
 
 
"What's wrong with gerrymandering in American politics?"
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(158)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Nineteen of the coolest historical photos you didn't know existed
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey: "We will not allow American weapons to be brought to the Kurds in Kobane." USA: "Good thing turkeys don't fly, because we're airdropping them in"
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reaching a deal and potentially normalizing relations with Iran? Why won't our Dicatator-in-Chief let Congress f*ck that up?
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(50)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Russia comes to the only logical conclusion in regards to the submarine spotted in Swedish waters: It belongs to the Dutch
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Ohio State Marching Band rocks you like a hurricane
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(19)
 


Sun October 19, 2014
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Sir Patrick Stewart surprises fans by coming out to support his favorite American football team
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Ben Carson wants you to know that the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire had nothing to do with economics or religion or barbarians and everything to do with Political Correctness. TMYK*
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(177)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cruise ship with "potentially" Ebola-infected health care worker docks in Texas, which is now officially America's Ebola colony
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(130)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another great moment of "It's on, baby," coach Gregg Popovich of the San Antonio Spurs jabs at Phoenix Suns owner Robert Sarver for his critical comments and said he should have worn a chicken suit while saying them
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(12)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the city with the cheapest beer in America is ____________
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(80)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pat Quinn is so terrible that the (historically left-leaning) Chicago Sun-Times reverses course on endorsements after three-year hiatus and endorses Republican candidate for governor
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(58)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Maine teacher suspended for three weeks because, A) She was a volunteer treating Ebola patients in West Africa, B) She had close contact with someone with Ebola, or C) She stayed in a hotel less than ten miles away from Texas Health Presbyterian?
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(134)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
How political corruption caused one Southern California town to mortgage the health of its residents so that everyone else can buy cheap trinkets on Amazon
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(44)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at why Americans love Costco-sized portions
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(51)
 


Sat October 18, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
When the Doctor gets separated from Clara and she has to face the monster of the week alone with a sonic screwdriver, will ratings Flatline? Find out on a new Doctor Who, 9 PM EDT on BBC America
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(96)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
"Whadda we got here, Lou?" " The usual Chief, homemade basement firing range full of guns, drugs and a former NBA player. Typical Friday night"
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(39)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Childhood obesity dropping in preschool-age kids. Pharmaceutical companies immediately cut production on Flintstones high cholesterol pills
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(12)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Jon Stewart is no longer providing the satire America needs"
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(90)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Karl Rove was the one responsible for hiding the discovery of the discarded chemical weapons in Iraq, presumably by just sitting on them
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Saturday Cinema - Blacula, 1972 - After centuries of slumber, an African nobleman cursed with vampirism awakes in 1970s LA to find himself surrounded by polyester, platform boots and lots of lovely necks
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(12)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Twenty five photos of people from Chicago eating pizza (submitted by a New Yorker, obviously)
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(153)
 
(Human Events)
 
 
 
Conservative talk radio is dying not only because its listeners are dying, but because shows have up to 27 minutes of commercials an hour to pay extortionate fees demanded by big-name syndicated hosts. B-b-but greed is good
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(210)
 
(PESN)
 
 
 
Alexa cooking the books politically?
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(34)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since the start of the "War on Poverty," we have spent over 22 TRILLION dollars on it. Apparently, $22 T buys a lot of poverty. Currently, 48 million Americans live in poverty, a new record. Yay, US?
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(119)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Just your typical small town police blotter - a few petty thefts, a few disorderly conduct incidents, a clarinet mistaken for a shotgun ... Wait, what?
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(38)
 


Fri October 17, 2014
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Hurricane Gonzalo threatens Bermuda, forcing travelers to seek alternate destinations. THANKS OBAHAMAS
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(42)
 
(Strange Beaver)
 
 
 
Star Wars mashed with the opening theme song from Greatest American Hero = Awesomeness
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(31)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Syrian Ambassador calls ISIS "an American myth" s apparently those armed guys occupying half his country are just over exuberant tourists or rowdy frat boys or something
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(57)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh for f*ck's sake. If we keep getting any more waves of House republicans, we're gonna have to put the Capitol out to sea.... Actually, I'm okay with this
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Obama appoints an Ebola Czar, choosing a highly-esteemed medical professional specializing in the containment of contagious diseases. Just kidding, he's a lawyer
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(186)
 
(Bermuda News)
 
 
 
Hurricane seminar postponed by hurricane? Well blow me down
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(20)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Americans decide to ruin another great British comedy, wonder if you've tried turning it off and on again
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(118)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The guy without the hazmat suit holding the clipboard while escorting ebola nurse #2 was the medical protocol supervisor because of course he was
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(147)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Since Ebola treatment is free in the U.S., vomiting and bleeding Africans will immediately pay thousands to get on the first plane here, says noted sane person Ann Coulter
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(210)
 
(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
Why someone would want to leave West Africa for Lubbock Texas is unknown but the (possible) results are the same
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's now time for subby to fill out his ballot. Colorado candidates for governor. Republican: Bob Beauprez. Democrat:John Hickenlooper. Green:...oh you have got to be trolling me
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(56)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rino Rove is what's wrong with the GOP. We need to go Balls to the Wall Conservative in order to win over America, say weird looking Ginger who would probably be more believable if he wore a kilt
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(110)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Hellview Cemetery - Haunted by ghosts of Tocobaga natives washed out to sea by hurricanes, serpent worshiping homesteaders, elderly shuffleboard players shuffling
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(21)
 
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
The jumbo-trons of the Chicago Bears and the Miami Dolphins address that age-old question: "How could a bear defend itself against a dolphin''s blowhole-triggered bazooka attack?"
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(30)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How they do it in Ohio: residents living near coal-burning plant complain about air pollution. Solution: coal company buys the entire town for $20 million, tears it down. Complaints? They drop dramatically
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
John Grisham goes to bat for child porn. "Is that a Pelican Brief" jokes to multiply
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(312)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Republicans are back to a 60% chance of taking the Senate in Nate Silver's latest number crunching. This means that you can go back to either loving, then hating, then loving him, or hating, then loving, then hating him
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(197)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News expert doctor: Obama let ebola into the US because "his affinity, his affiliations are with [Africa], not us"
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(221)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday night is Rivalry Night in the NHL: The long-standing conference foes Red Wings and Bruins will face off in the Motor City while Chicago hosts Calgary. Then it's off to the desert for Edmonton and Arizona. Games start at 8pm, EST
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(67)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google Glass user treated for internet addiction, smugness intoxication
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(15)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
If you're a Republican running for office, it's okay to host a fundraiser where guests get to fire off a variety of firearms. Just don't call it a 'Machine Gun Social.'
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(281)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dedicated doctor
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(32)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Glastonbury Festival bans Native American headdresses. Village People appearance in jeopardy
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(158)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chris Rock will host Saturday Night Live and Prince will be the musical guest on this special episode from 1995
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(44)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that weather phobia is a thing, a big swirling thing of wind and rain, filled with roof tiles, tree branches, farm animals, and, in general, going to get 1 in 10 Americans
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(38)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Old News: Americans don't work out enough. New News: We work out too much
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(95)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Millennials are the least patriotic generation ever. Okay, they love their country, they can just understand the difference between "we have the means to do a great deal of awesome in this world" and "'MURICA, F*CK YEAH"
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(224)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Republican elected official from Missouri meant "no ill intent toward the president" from calling for military coup of "our domestic enemy" or calling him "supposedly the commander in chief"
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(92)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Republican US Senate candidate: 'Tens of millions of white people are receiving slavery reparations'
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(108)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
102 years ago today - Teddy Roosevelt (Bull Moose-NY) gets shot in the chest, shrugs off the wound, gives an hour-long speech, then swims to Africa to strangle a wildebeest bare-handed. But remember, voting for a third-party candidate is a waste
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(221)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Discovery of ancient storm god cult complex in Israel shows that George W. Bush's hurricane machine wasn't man's first attempt to control the weather
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(13)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The real problem with Ebola? Whiny Americans and cable news
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(98)
 
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
When you rob women of their cell phones you might want to make sure that you don't take any pictures before checking to see if they are automatically uploaded to the owner's account. Especially posing with the weapons you used in the robbery
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(31)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Problem: Americans think the federal government are a bunch of heavy-handed Vogon thugs and it's hurting the Census Bureau's ability to do their jobs. Census Bureau's solution goes "O freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me"
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(58)
 
(White House)
 
 
 
Now here's a petition that every patriotic American can get behind: replacing Columbus Day with Federal Election Day
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(279)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Storm chaser takes photos of hot wife with thunderstorms, tornadoes and hurricanes as backdrops
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(35)
 
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
On news that Robert Downey Jr. is starring in Captain America 3, here's what you should know about Marvel's Civil War
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(139)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Thanks to America's shale boom and less need in Europe, OPEC is divided and bickering like girlies as oil prices continue to fall. "This is not your garden variety autumn price decline"
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(40)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers synthesize ferromagnetic superconducting compound amenable to chemical modification. Uhhh .... everybody panic?
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(15)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
'Bring back our girls' campaign in Nigeria to return classes of schoolgirls kidnapped six months ago by Boko Haram becomes the least-effective slogan in Africa since "Why wear a condom? When are you ever going to come back to the Congo?"
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(111)
 
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Arizona man adds headstone for Barack Obama to his extensive Halloween display on his lawn: "I'm a Republican, I don't make no hiding of that"
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(254)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Best brother ever shares his $1 million lottery winnings with his brother after making a promise to share any winnings when they were kids. "Sure, I could have headed for Costa Rica, but I kept my promise"
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS may be using chemical weapons against the Kurds. And just where did ISIS get these chemical weapons? You guessed it, _________________
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(182)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Vatican: Gays bring ''gifts and qualities" to the Catholic table and are welcome to bring their own green bean casserole too
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(102)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes will once again portray Jackie Kennedy in a new miniseries about America's Kennedy Dynasty
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(62)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
There may not be a company in North America that faces so many accusations of extortion as Yelp in any given day
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(46)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
One in four Americans see Ebola as a major U.S. public health threat. The other three are still more frightened by Obamacare
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(45)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada. Here are four reasons why Americans should celebrate that instead of Columbus Day
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(74)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Man on tracks gets intense physical training, Ferguson police participate in #tbt, and bare bones burglar bones bear: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/5 - 10/11
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(0)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
The good news is that Nebraska police have curtailed home-grown meth. The bad news is that Mexican cartels are filling the void
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(71)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Officials evacuate Harvard Vanguard Medical Center citing Ebola protocol. And so it begins
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(242)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Are you a Brogrammer or Millennial Martha? Research firm offers 12 unique classifications of the millennial generation to help marketers distinctly target your weakness for niche areas of expertise and social oversharing
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's not uncommon to find obscure music genres named in jest only for the title to enter common music parlance. Nintendocore metal began as one of those gags, where a playful jibe at the very concept of niche genres rose up as a musical term proper"
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Italy legalised marijuana for medical use last year, but the high cost of buying legal pot in a pharmacy meant few people signed up. Now, the government has found a solution: get the army to grow it"
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(14)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Thanks to ISIS, there are a lot fewer severed heads on display this year in haunted houses across America
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Recently discovered American military dossier busts myth, reveals Hitler had two perfectly working balls. However, he was into crystal meth and roughly 70 other medications
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(79)
 


Sat October 11, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
If the Doctor thought dealing with mummies squishing people between their manboobs was bad in Pyramids of Mars, he's going to hate dealing with the Mummy on the Orient Express on tonight's Doctor Who at 9 PM on BBC America
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(85)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Contender round continues with 12 nations still in the Chase, and yes, the points are just as made up as last week and still don't matter. It's the Bank of America 500 from Charlotte (7:30PM ET, ABC)
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(865)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: Republican Party hasn't 'tried hard enough' to reach out to black voters
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(227)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wanna watch Republican Congressional Candidate Carl DeMaio play his horn?
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(60)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The American health care system is still based on the model of "give us all your money if you want to live"
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(50)
 
(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Jefferson Parish, Louisiana isn't saying it's Ebola, but a patient who recently came in contact with someone from west Africa was just dropped off at the hospital by people in hazmat suits. Again, they aren't saying it's Ebola, but
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(129)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Scott Brown, currently running for US Senate seat in NH, tells Americans to elect Republicans "and we will set this country on a better, safer path," because that worked so well in 2001, 2008
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(85)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
One in four of Americans think poor people don't work hard enough. The other three were unavailable from working at their three jobs
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(130)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When Republican lawmakers in Arizona start talking about the merits of legalizing marijuana, you know the end of prohibition is just around the corner
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(130)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
#WakeUpCall selfie fad called "just another egotistical celebrity stunt for 'charity'. A picture of Jeremy Clarkson in bed first thing in the morning does not make me want to give to Unicef's Syria appeal. Far from it"
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(22)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
There's a perfectly cromulent reason why Oregon Senator Jeff Merkley was enrolled into Medicaid: he accidentally told the state he had over 97,000 kids
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(88)
 
(Bravewords)
 
 
 
The Who plans to tour North America next summer to celebrate their 50th anniversary as a band. If only they had written a lyric that could express the undesirability of this
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(89)
 
(ENE News)
 
 
 
"At this point winds are at 285 kph, roughly 180 mph...this could be a hypothetical Cat 6... Cloud field would stretch across the entire US, from WA State to Washington DC... Among the strongest storms we've ever seen" Goodbye Japan
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(153)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Pat Buchanan advises Americans to resist black-robed dictators legalizing gay marriage with all the dignity and honor that they resisted the same dictators orders to end segregation
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(158)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Man receiving free steroids through Medicare for his dwarfism arrested after selling them online. In other news, someone prescribed steroids for a 6'3", 450-pound guy claiming to have dwarfism (yes, really)
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(42)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conservative icon Phyllis Schlafly: "Obama wants Americans to die from Ebola in order to make US more like Africa"
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(227)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I think we've found the doctor who was last in his class at medical school
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(62)
 


Thu October 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee threatens to leave Republican Party unless they push harder against gay marriage. Harder. What, are you a wimp? Harder. Damnit, HARDER, I SAID, PUSH HARDER
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(277)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when your wife blames minorities for the downfall of America in a Facebook post and you have to take out a full-page ad in the local paper to apologize? Yeah, me too
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(182)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
We're Democrats and we hate 'Citizens United' and big money in politics and, wait, we can use it to kick Republicans' asses???
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(190)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Good parents know how to say "no" to their kids, with a helpful picture of a skeptical child
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(35)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New Stanford research has found that Americans are increasingly divided along political party lines - and those sentiments are stronger than racial biases
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(164)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A photographic tribute to some of America's coolest people: diner waitresses
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Days of Our Lives star injured and his girlfriend airlifted to hospital in critical condition after his car lost control on bend and flipped over. At least that's what his evil long lost twin wants you to believe
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(29)
 
(MTV UK)
 
 
 
Six of the weirdest musical collaborations that looked like a disaster on paper but were a hit in real life
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(135)
 
(US Department of Defense)
 
 
 
CDC: "By the end of the year, there's supposed to be 1.4 million people infected with Ebola and 62 percent of them dying,.. there is no way we can keep Ebola [contained] in West Africa"
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(431)
 


Wed October 08, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News says young people shouldn't vote unless they know the issues well enough to vote Republican
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(221)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder: "My Native-American friend, Mark One Wolf, loves the name R*dskin." Native-Americans: "THAT GUY IS WHITE YOU F*CKTARD"
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(98)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Inside exotic dead stars are piles of waffles" (w/ scientifically integral photo of waffle)
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Republican: Muslims can't be trusted if they practice Islam
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(154)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chicago burglar takes a break from pillaging to try on homeowner's panties
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(36)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Puppy burning man shot in crotch, proving that for every dick, there's a bigger dick. Well, maybe not technically anymore, but you get the point
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"If your idea of a fun afternoon is watching YouTube videos of unremarkable clouds accompanied by hysterical voiceovers, then chemtrails is the conspiracy theory for you"
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(109)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
World's youngest female billionaire is a medical genius ... and a college dropout
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(65)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ryan Murphy's next project for FX will be American Crime Story, a ten-episode series that will finally go where numerous news magazines, books, and interviews have gone before: the OJ Simpson trial
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(23)
 
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
AFC Wimbledon knocks Milton Keynes out of cup competition. For Americans, this is like if Seattle basketball fans put together a team, went to Oklahoma City to play the Thunder, and won
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(70)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Noted virologist, reality show star, duck call manufacturer, and beard-yeast cultivator Phil Robertson claims you can't get STDs from "Biblically Correct Sex"
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(96)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
She's a scientist. She's an evangelical Christian. And she is right on target about Global Warming
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Can you say hurricanes? Many hurricanes?
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(91)
 
(Daily Star (Lebanon))
 
 
 
Syria: Hey UN, we just found another 4 chemical weapons facilities that just popped out of thin air. Oops, our bad
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(19)
 
(Live 105)
 
 
 
There's an rock musical about yeast (yes, yeast) happening in SF and apparently it's quite good
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(42)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
ALEC exodus: Microsoft, Google, Facebook, Yahoo, Yelp and now eBay? More than 80 organizations on Tuesday will urge eBay to end its affiliation with the conservative American Legislative Exchange Council
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NH is best state to live in, MS is the worst overall, worst internet, worst for employment. TX is the worst educated. Hawaii is the worst place to find a home, but is the healthiest. DC is the dirtiest "state" & the most politically engaged
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(91)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There is exactly one American newspaper that would use the phrase "hung like a cashew" in a headline
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(44)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
You know a political race for a seat in the House is getting serious when the Republicans air an ad that includes an ISIS beheading clip
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Going off on an unhinged, hysterical rant in a public restaurant and putting it on YouTube is apparently a vegan activist tactic now
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(121)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize in physics goes to inventors of blue LED. Will be shared with the inventor of black electrical tape everyone uses to cover those bright farking things
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Regular books outsold e-books last year by more than a 3:1 margin and the margin is increasing every year: "E-books have developed a share of the market but every indication - certainly from America - shows the share is already in decline"
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(96)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After studying the drug for 20 years, medical researcher publishes findings on recreational and medical cannabis, demolishes pretty much every argument in favor of the drug: "If cannabis is not addictive then neither is heroin"
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(147)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
"There's never been a better time to be a media-savvy expert in America, it seems. Cable networks want to put you on TV, publishers want to give you a book deal, and newspapers desperately want your quote. The only thing missing? Actual clout"
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(14)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Native American boy spots Bigfoot, snaps three photos: "He came halfway across the river, then he went back and he saw me, then he went straight back that way" (w/pics)
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(122)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Raven-Symone doesn't want to be called gay or African American despite being a black lesbian. That's so Raven
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(82)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chicago's Robert Norris University university becomes first to recognize video gaming as a varsity sport, and even offers 'athletic' scholarships for them
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(38)
 
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Confucius say: Man who lies on tracks undergoes intense physical training
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(30)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Signifying NBA basketball is a dying sport that Americans are tired of watching, league can only convince ESPN and TNT to triple their spending on NBA TV broadcasting rights, totaling $24 billion over 9 years. Imagine if it were popular
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(87)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US Supreme Court rules that all God fearing Republican Christians in Indiana, Utah, Oklahoma, Virginia, and Wisconsin divorce their spouses and immediately gay marry the nearest homosexual they can find
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(477)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Boehner raises money for openly gay Republican. Where is your propaganda now, Democrats?
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(191)
 
(Blue Hog Report)
 
 
 
News: Uproar after GOP voter suppression laws result in candidate being purged from Arkansas ballot. Fark: The candidate is a Republican. Obvious and Fail tags rejected after refusing to pay a poll tax
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(107)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
With the Ebola patient hospitalized in Dallas in critical condition the drug Z-Map which cured two who were hospitalized in Atlanta is no longer available. "There were a very small number of those doses in the world and they are all gone"
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(328)
 


Sun October 05, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"She was using some vulgar terms, so I kind of leaned out the window and said, 'You can't do that'. She proceeded to drive forward; that's when she hit me the first time, laughing hysterically,"
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(71)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"These 2 clowns are up to something": American Airlines tech to Logan Airport Police as 2 guys were surveilling their security checkpoint on May 11, 2001. 4 months later we'd all wish Logan Airport brass were just as curious as Mohammed Atta was
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(103)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef John Besh joins forces with American orthodontists, unveils orthodontia-friendly cookbook. Hope he got paid a retainer
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(13)
 
(Neomatica)
 
 
 
Nanograss, a nanoscale bio-mimick of grass, significantly increases efficiency of organic solar cells, causes craving for tiny Funyuns and Doritos
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(23)
 
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Taste of Africa Dallas? Too soon?
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(50)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mitt has a smart 2016 plan? And it may not include the Republican Party?
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(132)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago clearly isn't going to worry about Ebola or even give it consideration, as twenty-two were shot this weekend and three were killed in the plague of constant weekend gun violence that would make even ISIS embarrassed
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(130)
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
How NASA could put astronauts on Mars missions into deep sleep - that's therapeutic torpor to you - using medical technologies that have been around since the 1980s
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(59)
 
(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
American whiskey company blends what it calls "a gateway drug for Scotch haters" to try and expose Americans to alcoholic drinks that aren't sweet and involve being blended with white Gatorade and ice at some point before serving
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(45)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
American eats 15 pounds of poutine to win the World Poutine Eating Championship, says the fat build-up will help with his upcoming winter hibernation
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(6)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
American propaganda posters from the First World War, when propaganda was cool
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(5)
 
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
While North America is fixated on high-def, high-rez and high refresh-rate video, Japan is quietly inventing a high-quality audio standard that will blow MP3s and FLACs away
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(100)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Cornell West isn't an Obama fan anymore: "The state of Black America in the age of Obama has been one of desperation, confusion and capitulation"
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(185)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(WILX Michigan)
 
 
 
Michigan political mailer that included a phone number for the mother of a Democratic state House candidate is a direct line to his mother who is in long term hospice care for congestive heart failure. Stay classy GOP
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(107)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Doctor is finally listening to the sage advice of his potato friend, Strax, and has decided it's time to Kill The Moon on the latest episode of Doctor Who (9 PM on BBC America)
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(125)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Domino's Pizza is not only better-tasting than Pizza Hut, but it's also a better value. Though to be fair, it's not like either sells Chicago-style casserole
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(167)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Today is National Taco Day, and here's a list of all the places giving out free food or cheap deals in celebration of the event. So go and get yourself a Mexican sandwich and join in on the celebration
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(54)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
It is mathematically impossible for a company to make money by paying its workers more so that the workers can afford the products they produce
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(105)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Final call for World Fark Party IV - Chicago, Illinois: October 4. Now with tacos
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(435)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Doctor to expectant mom and husband: You might want to lay down for this news, you're having two, TWO sets of identical twins. Just a mere 1 in 70 million occurrence
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(63)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's good to see small towns like Walmart grow with the times into a big metropolis. Progress is good for everyone in America
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(105)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio to take a lengthy break from acting, spend more time banging supermodels
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Inexplicable front-runner in the Iowa senate race told Ron Paul's PAC in 2012 that she would support state legislation to "nullify ObamaCare and authorize state and local law enforcement to arrest federal officials attempting to implement {it}"
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(121)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ebola virus causes decline in airline bookings. Passengers brace for new $25 communicable disease fee
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tom Delay tells WND that he is returning to Washington to "save America" from the "radical Marxist agenda" of Barack Obama. So it's either that or he intends to fleece conservative rubes by living off their donations to his new PAC
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(99)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
In 2003, half the mercury in U.S. waste water came from your dentist, which caries significant repercussions
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(44)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After contentious school board meeting, Jefferson Co., Colorado, decides that it's ok to teach about "civil disorder" - you know, like the kind that led to the founding of the United States of America
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(120)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Larry Ellison apologizes for winning the America's Cup
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(15)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
As Jeff Foxworthy once said, "If you exhibit glib and superficial charm, have a grandiose sense of self-worth and engage in pathological lying, you might be a psychopath"
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(82)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
An Australian wonders why Americans are so damned happy all the time. Surprisingly, "Because our ecosystem doesn't consist of nothing but deadly murderous insects, snakes and sea creatures" is not the answer
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(115)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma man charged with statutory rape after tattoo on penis IDs him, now regrets taking the money from Tiny's Delicatessen for ad space
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(42)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
ALL FARKERS INVITED Friday, 10/3, TRiP Santa Monica (2101 Lincoln Blvd.) @ 8 PM
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(28)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Rapper Akon performs in bubble to avoid Ebola in Africa
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(31)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The Great Socialist State of California is moving towards requiring all new housing and parking lots have wiring and electrical systems that can handle EV charging
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(207)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Environmental Research Web)
 
 
 
Norwegian scientists argue that climate change models are all wrong because they focus too heavily on soot particles in the atmosphere known as black carbon, which are actually pretty insignificant compared to the effects of manmade CO2
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(113)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Veterans' Day 2014 "Concert for Valor" lineup: Bruce Springsteen, Eminem, Rihanna, Dave Grohl, Metallica, Carrie Underwood, Zac Brown Band and appearances by Jamie Foxx, John Oliver, Meryl Streep, Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks. So no one big
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(59)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Watching three political ads every five minutes seems like one of the punishments in the 9th circle of hell. Or, Iowa
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Will Tennant be oh so so so sorry for his American Accent? Will Anna Gunn channel her inner Hank Schrader? Will they have any new scenes from the original? "Broadchurch" gets Fox-ified as "Gracepoint", tonight at 9 PM EST
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(44)
 
(Campus Reform)
 
 
 
College Republican chairwoman goes full voter suppression. Fark: on a conservative grassroots org
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(88)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Charles Manson: The Musical
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(25)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Basically, the problem with Common Core is the total lack of Common Sense
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(207)
 
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
"Why America has millions of cars on the road with unfixed safety recalls - and Germany has none"
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(65)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Medical researchers believe they may have figured out why a respiratory infection could cause an asthma attack, which apparently was considered a mystery
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(19)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Doctors say Tracy Morgan may never be able to perform again. Wal-Mart still blaming him for not wearing a seatbelt that would magically repel an 80,000-pound tractor trailer
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(109)
 
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews feels that Obama has gotten lazy, which is a dog whistle for "black"...if Chris Matthews were Republican
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(224)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And the most ticketed car in America is the ____________
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(133)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Are you heading to the World Fark Party IV in Chicago? Well here are 26 things you will never be able to explain to a Chicagoan, well besides Kanye
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(43)
 
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Japanese Bullet Train turns 50. America celebrates by spending another $30 billion in feasibility studies to gain initial insight into possibly spending more money to determine if it's worth spending even more money to do more feasibility studies
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(358)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
College Republicans have finally figured out how to close that gender gap and get the gals on board with the GOP: Just compare voting to trying on wedding dresses and imply their candidate is more pretty and stylish,.. the girls will "get it"
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(231)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Round one of America's Ugliest Accent Tournament is about to begin. Time for youse to choose
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(73)
 
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Usher having trouble giving tickets away to his current North American tour
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(54)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A review of the official Republican response to questions related to women, birth control, contraception, or gays: Cringe, wince, mumble, duck, deflect
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(59)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dinosaur wrists may have turned into bird wrists through a speculative and theoretical process that some are calling evolution
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(19)
 
(The Daily Banter)
 
 
 
Republicans can't find a black woman who supports them, so they steal one from the internet
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(207)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Fark Party - Official Agenda (re-posted for the folks who missed the one last night)
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(59)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Hey mon. Didya 'ear that Jamaica is goin' to legalize it? Yeah mon
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(50)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Where is the last place you would want displays which are susceptible to interference from Wi-Fi frequencies, transmissions from mobile phones, weather radar, and mobile satellite communications?
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(59)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Huh, who would've thought that publicly urging generals to resign to slight the president politically would backfire so spectacularly? Congressman, I believe the generals would call this "blowback"
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(84)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Historian finds no mention of Jesus Christ in 126 historical texts, concludes Jesus was a purely fictional character, like leprechauns or Eskimos
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(1011)
 
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Why elephants are "critical" to US national security
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(13)
 
(Neowin)
 
 
 
Internet Explorer inexplicably continues to be the most popular browser in the world
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(86)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Could you and your significant other commit to having sex every day, for 30 days? Well, that's the challenge taken by 40,000 Australian couples
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(108)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Chicagoans: Hot Doug's is closing, and George Wendt is angry about that
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(12)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Mark Udall (D-CO) quotes a 9/11 Truther, before dismissing the conspiracy as nonsense. GOP: Well, he did technically say it out loud
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(121)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Baby elephant will never forget the park rangers who risked their lives to save him from drowning in South African river
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Virus expert warns Ebola could spread beyond West Africa, plans to release a solution on the second Tuesday of next month
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why One Percenters are so overrepresented in politics? The super-rich and crazy demographic is WAAAY more politically active than you
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(155)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Five weird tricks to make the most of your Republican Senate majority
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(88)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
America's booming nuclear weapons facility sits next to a seismic fault line. And isn't built to withstand earthquakes
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(43)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Man makes an online pledge to eat Olive Garden's "Never-Ending" pasta every day. No word if Olive Garden will cover the medical expenses or funeral
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The world's top peer-reviewed medical journal has declared fluoride a neurotoxin with properties that turn people into Communists and homosexuals or even homosexual Communists
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(129)
 
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Look on the bright side Attorney General Eric Holder, you're only the third most reviled Obama Cabinet official that the American public hates
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(95)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich finally reveals why Metallica have sucked for the past twenty years. Still no explanation for the ten years prior to that
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(110)
 
(Answers.com)
 
 
 
30 child actors who tragically died too young...usually from heroin...or from being in Our Gang
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(80)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What? You're telling me that the "registered Democrat" that Kobach magically found out about didn't show up to his own hearing to force Democrats to pick a senate nominee? Are we sure he's not...you know, made up?
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(121)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans are looking to win a game of "Flip a Legislature" which is arguably the worst Parker Bros. game, even after Jar-Jaropoly
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(11)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats, Republicans, Fark politics tab discover that doom-porn makes for great fundraising
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(33)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For example, according to Forbes, Robert Downey Jr. is the highest-paid actor in America, making $75 million last year. According to the same publication, in 2013 the top 25 hedge fund managers took home, on average, almost a billion dollars each
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(50)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
90% of young adults say their phones never leave their sides. The other 10% still communicate the old fashioned way, face-to-face
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator RAND PAUL's best window for winning the 2016 Republican presidential nomination increasingly looks like it has passed. RAND PAUL is over
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(34)
 
(RedEye Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago issues September demolition permit for Wrigley Field bleachers. As opposed to the Cubs, who self-implode between May and August
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(7)
 


Mon September 29, 2014
(State of Illinois)
 
 
 
You smug right-wing farktards think Illinois is a ridiculous cesspit of incompetence and corruption? Well, suck on THIS, haters - the governor himself is announcing that Chicago is getting...wait for it...an Olive Garden (drops mic, walks off stage)
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(77)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Let's fact-check this ad that makes the farcical claim that Michigan's Republican governor has raised education funding while the Democratic one before cut it. *Pause* Well, then
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(42)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What did China learn from Ferguson? Well, nothing other than Americans have a confusing tendency to not run over rioters with tanks
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(44)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
10% of Americans consume over 74 alcoholic drinks on average weekly, keep beverage industries, their livers afloat
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(186)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The Good2Go sexual consent app encourages sex partners to assess their mutual interest in sex and record their intoxication levels before getting busy"
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(94)
 
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Larenz Tate, from USA Network's Rush series, racks up nearly $58,000 on an American Express card but decides not to pay the bill
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Seven cases The Supreme Court refused to hear that have pretty much screwed over America
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(38)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Thinking of taking a road trip this fall? Don't forget to stop at one of these 14 iconic American diners
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(9)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Disabled student denied handicapped parking because she drives a hearse
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(80)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Somebody's boots have to be on the ground" How about yours, John? When the f*ck are you going over there? Don't insist American soldiers have to fight a fight that the president doesn't want to put them in unless you're volunteering
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(121)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Why do homosexuals not like me? I merely think that they should be limited to second-class marriages, not be allowed to raise their own children, and that African-Americans enjoyed full and equal civil rights as soon as they could no longer be sold
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(105)
 
(AATTP.org)
 
 
 
If the #IAmARepublican campaign were a person, it would be a man in an immaculate suit... with a "KICK ME" sign taped to his back
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(154)
 
(PackersNews)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears and the Green Bay Packers: "Punts? We don't need no stinkin' punts"
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(44)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
The first genetically modified humans will graduate high school this year. We don't know who any of them are, so here's a helpful picture of what a teenager might look like
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(47)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The new fad in America...Silent Soccer. Wouldn't want the little snowflakes' feelings getting hurt while playing a game
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(124)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ed Sullivan born this day in 1902. Sure, we all know the most famous musical performance on his show, but what were the other 9?
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(48)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Is The Doctor hanging out in I.M. Foreman's junkyard again? Has Ian Chesterton become a crusty old dean? Are there still Daleks in the basement of Coal Hill School? Find out on Doctor Who, 'The Caretaker', 9 PM on BBC America
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(102)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
The British get Domino's Stuffed Crust pizzas that Americans can't get, such as Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Crust variety. In return, Americans will have to accept fish and chips stuffed with bacon and cheese and spotted dick
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(9)
 
(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Former Ohio Congressman Jim Traficant dead at 73. His hairpiece now looking for a new host
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(71)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Billy Joel's ode to American history, excess, and success, "We Didn't Start the Fire," turns twenty-five. It was arguably one of the best songs of the '80s and a fitting end to the decade that doesn't deserve the scorn it gets
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(204)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Pith helmet-wearing Brit, not content to pedal his penny-farthing around the world, continues with a grueling tour of America, including a leg-searing ascent of Glacier Park's Going-to-the-Sun Road in snow and rain. Pip pip cheerio
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(63)
 
(ESPN Scrum)
 
 
 
It's been a while since the sports tab has had a rugby thread. Let's fix that while watching the Wallabies as they try to sweep South Africa's Springboks
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(13)
 
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Restaurant that kicked out a blind man because he brought his service dog with him learns about a little thing called the Americans with Disabilities Act
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(143)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When will Democrats try to replace Eric Holder? Will it be before or after Republicans stamp their feet and hold their breath and vow to refuse all nominees?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about the most despicable place on the Internet
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Fri September 26, 2014
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Most people would welcome a job transfer to Hawaii. This guy didn't, and decided to torch a Chicago ATC center
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
After putting on his smart man glasses, Rick Perry praises Sam Brownback for turning Kansas into, "one of the bright and powerful economic engines of America"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Earlier in the week, back-up Washington Redskins QB Kirk Cousins very diplomatically said "this is still Robert's team " when asked by reporters. Last night, he proved that by throwing five picks in a 45-14 prime time loss to the woeful Giants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Bill Simmons has no license to [call Roger Goodell a liar] without more justification than 'I'm just saying it,'" writes ESPN Ombudsman, who is legally wrong about that but is just saying it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A look at why liberals are only opposed to bombing when the missions are ordered by Republicans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you thought that condoms had basically one purpose then you should know there's a cookbook
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(36)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
International Space Station's 42nd crew dedicates the mission to Douglas Adams. What a bunch of hoopy froods
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(55)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The Charlotte Hornets have submitted an application to join the NFL
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Former Rep. and ferret hair enthusiast Jim Traficant maybe brain dead after suffering heart attack and being ran over by a tractor
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(73)
 
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
Obit of the day: "With his trademark white, v-neck t-shirts and strategically coiffed comb-over, his comfort far outweighed any interest in the latest fashion trends"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
FSU continues to handle their Jameis Winston problem with delicacy and grace. Just kidding, they served crab legs at halftime of the Clemson game to recruits
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(Moultrie Observer)
 
 
 
Woman banned from store after being arrested for shoplifting does the logical thing and returns to that store for a bit more shoplifting
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Republicans are just like you and drive Priuses, grow beards and get tattooed
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Major Republican donor admits that GOP politicians are "somewhat lower in IQ" than Democrats and that the GOP really needs to get more people like Ted Cruz
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Oh, just Christopher Walken dressed up as a transvestite Captain Morgan, er, Hook for the Peter Pan musical
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly's hand-picked guest tells him that his plan for the US to raise a mercenary army to fight ISIS is a "a terrible idea. .. not just as a practical matter but as a moral one,. we're {not} going to solve by creating an army of 'Avengers' '"
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Putin foe Khodorkovsky 'ready to lead Russia'. Subby ready to ride his unicorn through Narnia on the way to his polygamous marriage to Kate Upton, Jennifer Lawrence, and Jessica Rabbit
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck calls convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza a political prisoner, even though convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza isn't going to prison for the felony convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza was convicted of committing
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Wed September 24, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to not doom the human race, scientists release Brazilian genetically modified mosquitoes into the wild. Man, that's a lot of mosquitoes
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Yankees mathematically eliminated. Which is the best kind of eliminated. Happy Yankees Elimination Day y'all
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(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Republican Street of Dreams
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Finally, you can agree with your Republican father about something: "Fark you, Kennedy"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Are you a sitzpinkler? If so you are Destroying America, you godless heathen. Don't laugh--it's the in the Bible (mildly Not safe for work)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: is destroying America one family at a time
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(All Africa)
 
 
 
Well, we all knew it was going to happen. Ebola victims reported to be reanimating in Africa
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