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500 headlines found matching 'I'
Thu June 30, 2016
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Gynecologist appearing on morning show to talk about 'dry sex' solutions has memorable finish
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
RNC loses Coach Ditka as a guest speaker because he's angry the team hasn't come together and supported Donald Trump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Arrow is one step closer to having the Green Lantern appear
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal wants his son to play at either LSU, Michigan State, or Kentucky. Duke Sucks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Canada's House of Commons members loved President Obama's speech so much, they gave him several standing ovations and started chanting "Four more years." If only.....if only
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri man embezzles $480K; spends most of it on internet strippers; squanders the rest
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(Time (Images))
 
 
 
Photoshop this adorable baby
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(Komo)
 
 
 
The most American pic of a collision with a corner grocery you'll see this week
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has only 1% of black voter support in latest poll, the lowest number among Republican presidential candidates in recent history. A one-percenter, indeed
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(Relix)
 
 
 
Ron Wasserman is collaborating with everyone in Heaven now
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The latest casualty from Brexit? Pakistani bagpipe makers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ron Paul: The End Is Coming
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man spotted driving a sinking boat in circles, bow high, while dragging a drunk passenger in a life jacket hanging from the stern of the boat is arrested for BUI and not having the 'Benny Hill' theme song playing in the background
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton "accidently" (wink wink) meets with Lorretta Lynch. And they talked about their grandchildren. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's something you can share with your Facebook friends who like to tell you Trump is self-funding his campaign
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alvin Toffler got future-shocked
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, the UK's equivalent of Donald Trump, announces he will not agree to lead the Tories through the Brexit, especially in light of the buyer's remorse sweeping the country
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Mock the tiny house movement all you want, but you have to admit it forces the owners to get creative with their sex lives - even if "nobody is getting pegged in a low-ceiling loft"
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
The numbers are in, and the worst drivers in the country are...
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
"Leave Lionel Messi alone!"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rhymin' Simon considers retirement timin'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now we can't eat raw cookie dough. Thanks, Obama
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
David Cameron misquotes the lyrics to a Smiths song. Heaven knows he's miserable now
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toyota Recall. If you are the owner of one of the 1.4 million Toyotas recalled for bad airbags, get your ass to a dealer
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(Truth Revolt)
 
 
 
New York Congressional candidate recalls how Alexander Hamilton once be-bopped in his hip-hop days of the American 1700's. Kanye blasts Hamilton as a "poser"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're driving down the road and you're a little buzzed and you swerve to avoid hitting an animal and you crash into a light pole and the cops show up and that's how they end up finding the dead body in your car
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
More bad news for Da Bears fans: the Fridge is now a penniless 450-lb man who spends all day drinking in his car. "I'm home and I'm happy"
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
J.T. Barrett is the best QB in the Big Ten when he plays for Ohio State. But would he be the best QB if he played for Rutgers?
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Brad gave it up for a grizzly. My neighbor Brad. The tag would be SAD, but the f'ing bear is still out there, near
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Has conservative radio host Laura Ingraham solved the bathroom/gender debate? Depends
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Is that the Norman Foster building on your penis, or are you just happy to see me?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton outspent Donald Trump on campaign ads in June $26 million to $0. It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Next on 'America's Slowest Pursuits'
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Speciation directly observed proving evolution exists in the London Underground
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 582: "Nuts & Bolts 2" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed June 29, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Having solved all of America's other problems, Congress introduces bipartisan legislation to restrict the earning power of minor league baseball players
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oregon TraIRL
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
If there is one thing Peter Chiarelli is good at it's trading the top picks from the 2010 NHL Draft
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Chipotle announces new menu items, now with 35% less E. Coli
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In the mirror universe, Paul McCartney and Gene Roddenberry teamed up to create a competition starring bands from outer space
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Cool snowboarding trick, says the algorithm
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China says Mexican judges on International Court reviewing South China Sea case can't be impartial because they've built a wall
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
What took them so long? Introducing the the cutest skeleton robot salamander you'll see all day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
God on Donald Trump, Kanye West and... "Bang bang into the room"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis create Google Chrome app to "sniff out Jews," but hactivists promptly go all Blues Brothers on their ass, reprogram app into old Mount Prospect police car
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Three pitchers played left field for the Cubs, and it worked. It's a Maddon, Maddon world
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Use Symantec or Norton AV protection? Better worry, because your computer is saying, "Hey sailor" to the world
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Shockingly, deaths of drug dealers have jumped sharply in the Philippines ahead of the innauguration of a president who threatened to have all drug dealers murdered
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Band trainer for THE OHIO STATE will be be spending the next three years in THE PRISON
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old man yells at clouds, threatens to vote for Trump, maybe later he'll SHOOT THOSE FARKING PUNKS WHO WALKED ON THE GRASS FOR THE LAST TIME
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck becomes newest overpaid NFL quarterback with best contract we've ever seen
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(AutoGuide)
 
 
 
The Toyota Camry is still the most American car you can buy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing says we're ready for the Olympics quite like a mutilated body washing up on the volleyball beach venue
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Police want help identifying man unable to identify himself. Right now it looks like he's having enough fun not being identified
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel: I'm going totally sober ... starting July 1 after vacation
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
We're going to need 105,000 cases of 'Coexist' stickers, stat
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
2006: The year that Philly learned you don't boo Bill Burr (Not safe for work language)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'll start my own Labour Party... With blackjack, and hookers
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Chris Martin: "Rihanna is the Frank Sinatra of our generation"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
China to soon teach liberals why requiring your real name online is a bad idea
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Ser Cavanaugh of Canandaigua thwarted by Lord of Taser
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New Quinnipiac poll shows Gary Johnson and Jill Stein are picking up enough disillusioned Republicans and Sanders supporters to ruin things for either Clinton or Trump...or both
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can you tell someone's personality just by the type of underwear they wear? Are brown underwear a sign of evil? What about those mesh ones where you can stick the buckle pin anywhere?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
After nearly two years, the Starship Enterprise has boldly gone where it's never gone before: The front entrance of Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum in Washington
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cher: "If I could turn back time, I probably shouldn't have used a bomb emoji in my tweet about Turkey airport attacks"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Miss Teen USA removes swimsuits
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling is going to run for office. "I'm gonna be exactly like Donald Trump with more f-bombs"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Mugshots from "Father & son underage drinking party" could be mistaken for "before & after"
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Man's chickens' cackling wakes him up to a fire and he saves his father's life. Chickens hailed as heroes, rewarded with Sweet Baby Ray's and beers for all
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
As a reminder for drunken boaters out there during this coming holiday weekend, as tempting as they may be, children do not make good boat ramps
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nate Silver predicts Hillary Clinton wins election against Donald Trump. Disclaimer: You still have to go and actually vote on November 8th 2016
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Female praying mantises have a habit of killing and eating their partners during sex, but a new study shows this sacrifice actually gives the males a distinct reproductive advantage
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street violation
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Man rapes his buddy's girlfriend, agrees to be tied up and beaten as punishment. Then they all go smoke some meth. Then things get weird
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, you thought the Benghazi committee was done? LOL
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cut the Cord: Puerto Rico is $70 billion in debt, the U.S. Congress in all its wisdom is coming to the rescue
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
German man flips his car after slipping on a snail trail, has weird fetish even by German standards
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you thought Trump University was a scam wait until you see Trump Institute
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(IntelliHub)
 
 
 
Hey look, another Clinton adversary just died before giving testimony in court. This one just happened to have a heart attack. No, wait, his throat was accidentally crushed. Yeah, that's it. Let's go with that
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Good news everybody, Apple's invented a way to stop everyone from filming and taking pictures of things they don't want you to see. Wait, that's not good news at all
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The Brexit might trigger a steep decline in the quality of British food, as if that were somehow possible
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
James Dobson: "When I said Donald Trump had converted to Christianity, I didn't mean Donald Trump had converted to Christianity"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston would agree to appear as Walter White in 'Better Call Saul' if asked by show creators
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
That romantic cruise to Istanbul that you've been dreaming about? No mas
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Large snake spotted having its way with a beaver on a Maine river bank. But enough about my day, how you guys doin'?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tripe? Yeah or Nay? It's cheap and offal is the new good, right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's a strange and paternalistic idea: make the U.K. our 51st State
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(Civilized)
 
 
 
It's Gary Busey's birthday. Let's celebrate by remembering that time he cock blocked a goat
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
De Beers gets okay to flood underground Arctic diamond mine, and no SIMPERING super-dweeb can stop them NOW, MWA HA HA HA HA, MWA HA HA HA HA
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Heterosexual Pride Day declared a flaming success
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Nearly all the financial damage from the Brexit vote has been recovered, with one main index only 8% lower than it was last week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
World's largest diamond to be auctioned off at an estimated £52 million, or about $10 USD
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign sends emails asking for donations to elected officials in multiple countries. This is a) brazen, b) tacky, c) illegal, d) all of the above
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sales of butthurt cream skyrocket as newest Disney character is criticized for being "obese"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Put on your metal hat everybody, tomorrow is world asteroid day
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Darren McFadden denies breaking his right elbow in an all-out effort to save his new iPhone; claims he slipped on swimming pool cement after a funeral, but admits phone was in the area
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 releases its first 2016 General Election forecast and, wow, is Trump even running?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
To swallow the price tag on Macallan's $35K whisky, you need at least a $19 bottle of Wild Turkey
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
For a limited time only, you can find out if you're a terrorist as far as the banks and authorities are concerned
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
European Council head Donald Tusk responds to charges that he didn't do enough to ask the UK if they were going to stay, if they were going to go away, and not telling other EU nations what's going on, or who's on the phone. TUSK
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(UPI)
 
 
 
How boring is it to live in Eastern Tennessee? So boring that a guy playing a violin while riding a bicycle is considered major news
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
CW may let Netflix stream new shows two weeks after you've already downloaded them via Bittorrent
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this manual scoreboard
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New study shows big breasts and ease of use of cell phones has caused the increase of cleavage pictures on the internet
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they've discovered a habitable world outside of Earth - in our own back yard
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Federal government announces plan to require terrorists to create a fake Facebook profile before entering the country
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Supplemental draft prospect Ra'Zahn Howard expects big turnout at July pro day due to his Drow racial traits and unmatched skill with Icingdeath and Twinkle
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(NEXT Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
The world's largest furry convention starts tomorrow. Rare Pennsylvania trifecta in play
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For fourth straight year, Chinese consumer goods brands increase their sales and market share compared to big-name Western brands. "They heed digital trends, adapt to regional tastes and respond to customers' increasingly sophisticated demands"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A small collision can ruin your day. This goes double when your are the MIR SPACE STATION (with video of the historical event)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama Administration: For-profit colleges are horrible - investigate them. [Stock price plunges for Phoenix U] Obama Administration insiders: "We'd like to buy this college"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While vacationing in Spain, Harrison Ford looks to audition for Most Interesting Man in the World beer commercial
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Some English businesses are already threatening to flee UK following pro-Brexit vote. Brilliant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US gives Iraq $2.7B credit to buy military equipment that the US will destroy sometime in the future
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Time to act like you have money. IMAX will build you a home theater for about $400,000. Mere pocket change for the job creators and the real Americans
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers take volleyball to the next level by using a 10-pound medicine ball. Spike that
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(Google)
 
 
 
Farker moving for the first time soon. Has most bases covered, but was wondering how much he should save up beforehand for "surprise/unexpected" expenses. Any tips?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy drinks himself silly for eight hours, plows into concrete wall, sues bar because what a bunch of irresponsible jerks
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(Seattle Met)
 
 
 
As Seattle transit experts prepare ambitious proposal to build light rail everywhere, emails reveal they were being flexible (aka guesstimating) on the formula for needed parking. One source was literally "I found it on the Internet"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley could not help falling in love with her fourth husband, files for divorce
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(Google)
 
 
 
Anyone know where that great video of the nutsack squirrel and other FARK players is doing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"? LGN
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Phoenix considers banning hiking in hot weather. The ban will presumably be enforced by having people hike around Phoenix in hot weather looking for unauthorized hikers. Or perhaps by ticketing their desiccated corpses when they are eventually found
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ted Nugent won't show up for Trump's convention. Either he's on tour or has blood coming out from his wherever
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FSU spent over $73k on participation trophies for their football team. Smart players will sell them in order to pay for a nice crab leg dinner
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sure, China's first homemade commercial jet looks like a Boeing 727 from the '60s, but it's a start
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pick any decade or decades, and list what you think is the most stereotypical song for that decade
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Cosplayer Cara Nicole Trujillo's next costume project is "Arizona State Legislator"
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Stanford Rapist's judge sentencing a man for the same crime as RapeySwimmer: "I sentence you to only six months and...wait...you're Latino?"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Lady Vols great Candace Parker shows handwritten recruitment letter she received from Pat Summit
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders explains the difference between "endorsing" and "voting for" Hillary Clinton
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese man spends a small fortune for special 'lucky' license plate, immediately gets pulled over by police 8 times in one day
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Manziel parties in Mexico wearing Josh Gordon jersey, mocks dad with hashtag (pic), still believes a comeback is possible
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(Mic)
 
 
 
It's been nine years since the original iPhone shipped, and around 500,000 people never upgraded
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: The NRA is spending $2 million on ads attacking Hillary. WTF?: about Benghazi. Was Libya declared a gun-free zone or something?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Kellogg's opening an all-day "premium" cereal cafe in Times Square because of course they are. And people will likely flock to it because of course they will
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(The Local)
 
 
 
He went into a wardrobe to find lions and witches, and came out with $166K instead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So, it says here your state would like to learn how to compete better. Well, for starters, how about tearing up all those "agreements" your employers made everybody sign where they "agreed" not to compete?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a video of GWAR doing a cover of Cyndi Lauper's "She-Bop"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Melvin Upton, Jr. robs a 400-ft. homer and throws out a runner for a double play. But only after he hit a 465-ft moonshot. Atlanta Braves on suicide watch
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "Get off my lawn" New and improved: "Get off the sidewalk in front of the grocery store And I am not racist" Tag for rational adult intervention
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton narrows her VP search down to nine probable candidates. Christ, this whole election year is like a Buzzfeed article
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(KRCG New Bloomfield)
 
 
 
Woman claims her 40 cats are trained to provide therapy. With helpful pic of a "trained" "therapy" cat
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Physics is shipwrecked and only philosophy can save it. We all knew it would come to this
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
If you get angry enough to shoot people because you didn't get sour cream on your taco you may want to reexamine your life choices
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Crazy hail storm delayed the Blue Jays-Rockies game as weather pummeled Coors Field. Would you like a little ice in your beer?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A group of three young men decided to conduct a social experiment on a British train wherein one of them pretended to be an anti-LGBT bigot as the other two posed as a gay couple to see if people would intervene. And they did
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
If you're traveling during this holiday weekend make sure you have a full tank and lots of empty water bottles. Or you might be screaming FARK
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(Time)
 
 
 
Veep lead-in Game of Thrones sets huge ratings record for HBO
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(Last.FM)
 
 
 
What 5 songs have you discovered and loved this year? They don't need to be recent or pop songs; soundtracks and everything is great too
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(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
What three years post-Brexit might look like for both the U.K. and Europe. A hellscape reminiscent of V for Vendetta on one hand, and a prosperous super nation on the other
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN's Dick Quest had an interview with pro-Brexit pseudo-Trump Nigel Farage, and it is quite possibly the Most British Interview Ever
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(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute For Advanced Studies comes a new report that shows that, amazingly enough, couples without kids are happier than their child-producing peers
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: SEO for webmasters eLearning course. Because you need good SEO when you design a website. As a webmaster. Because the right SEO makes sure more people see your website. Search. Ranking. Keywords. Traffic. SEO.(Sponsored Link)
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
(Checks mug shots) Yep, that's definitely a couple arrested for having sex on the island in the middle of a busy intersection
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN angrily demands to know why the hell Republicans went full-bore on the Benghazi investigation, and the committee member they interview sputters and can't give an answer other than "Hail Hydra"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maria Sharapova says she will spend part of her two year ban at Harvard pursuing an MBA. The good news is her $125 million net worth is just enough to cover the cost of tuition
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump responds to Istanbul bombing with renewed calls for torture, because of course he does
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Donald doesn't berate SCOTUS for siding with women, conservatives have a problem with that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Hey, we haven't written any articles about sexism in the upper middle class lately. Quick, think of a strawman argument about a 'lifestyle trend'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What's your major? New chart shows the true cost vs. return of your college degree. You want to re-think that Art History degree?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders agrees with Donald Trump on something. At least with something Trump said on Monday
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oklahoma votes to vaccinate against Kansas flu
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Super Grand Canyon" discovered on Pluto's largest moon. And just like with the Grand Canyon on Earth, scientists looked at it for ten minutes before saying "OK, let's go home now"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The next state to make recreational marijuana use legal could be California. In related news, Snoop Dogg considers running for Governor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even with good health insurance, the average stay at a hospital costs patients $1,000. Although they can drop that figure by as much as $500 if they bring their own aspirin and Band-Aids
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The pharmaceutical industry has bribed 8/10 doctors in New Jersey and the South but needs to send more cleavage to California and Maine
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Brexit fallout continues as David Cameron tells Jeremy Corbyn to immediately resign, and two more Shadow Cabinet ministers leave the party and their jobs in disgust with the Lafarge/Corbyn/Johnson hate triangle
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
First Cannabis Church of Logic and Reason opens in Michigan. It's the church that meets on Tuesday because that's when everyone finally is able to get there in time for Sunday services
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Unsatisfied with mere victory, Nigel Farage attended an EU summit just to taunt other leaders. He danced around the floor yelling "Scoreboard Scoreboard," sang Queen's "Another one bites the dust," set off firecrackers, and torched the security desk
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother is single and 66. She has been seeing a man lately, but he is slightly younger than she by a whopping 36 years. And now she wants to move in with him. Pretty sure he's using her for her money. Should I stop this?"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Would you describe yourself as a voyeur or an exhibitionist?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Like a broken Amy Grant album, Pat Robertson just keeps repeating "God will punish America for the Supreme Court's abortion ruling." Keep f*cking that chicken, Pat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you now or will you ever acheive true Greatness? Difficulty: Not just something you accomplish at a bar one night
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With the deadline passed for submissions for Heart of Farkness, we look now towards the impending Fark Book Fair. I hope you have your books ready to sell to Farkers in need of a good tale. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The ten most popular wedding songs of all time have been unveiled, though it seems a bit too sanitized; how many idiots out there have queued up Billy Idol's White Wedding or U2's One thinking they were romantic?
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Pro tip: The police do not call you on the phone to enforce tax payments to the IRS, and even if they did they would not demand payment in the form of numerous prepaid iTunes gift cards from the dollar store
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Hell." "Whoever comes here will not be safe." "We are in a meltdown." Wow, strong words from Rio protesters. No, wait, sorry, just misread that. Police. That's all from the Rio police. So, uh, everyone just relax and enjoy themselves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the cutest old man to ever live
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google +@5 is still alive? Johnny 5 says the cake is a lie
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Leah Remini making new sitcom on the horrors of Scientology, apparently really anxious to get on the 2016 death list
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Meet Celeste Guap, the 18-year-old prostitute who slept with more than 30 cops-- street cops, sergeants, captains, even a police dog handler. No, go on... meet her
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Boy in Arizona shot by the driver of a horse-drawn carriage. This is not a repeat from 1886
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency thinks the best way to make sure astronauts get along before sending them into space is to make the crew spend a week together in a deep, dark, uncharted cave
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(Make Use Of)
 
 
 
7 reasons you don't need a tablet anymore (submitted from my tablet)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Today marks the tenth anniversary of Superman Returns. Soooo, what went wrong?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The Brexit vote had nothing to do with racism, and a 57 per cent rise in hate crime since that vote is just coincidence
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
"I helped start the Moral Majority. Trump is the opposite of what we wanted"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The water in office buildings for the House of Representatives is tainted with above normal levels of lead. Now it makes sense
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private school in Yorkshire fires teacher for posing in lingerie to raise money for injured soldiers, being British hot
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you've got the cool teacher if over the summer she was arrested for threatening a strip club bouncer and drove the getaway car as her husband fired a shotgun at the establishment
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Thing shows up for Victorian photo, gives woman a pat on the back
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
I know, I know. I asked myself the same question: WHY did it take SO LONG for SOMEONE to combine livestock auctioneers and hip-hop beats?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
G'night, sweet Prince, Vigoda and Bowie. In 2016 how does Last Post keep going? Ali's KO'd, Summitt did fall, yet LP 900 is here for all. From Boobies to memes to gifs never ending, there are no winners, No Exit, forget a referendum. LGT #800 RIP 899
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Beer run. To Vietnam. During the war. Greatest bar story of all time
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Scotty Moore is playing guitar with Elvis now
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Why yes, your morning train commute is being held up because of vegetables in the tracks"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cleveland Indians' winning streak has now reached 11 straight games. Once again, fans hope that the best players do not defect to Miami
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
First they took our atomic chemistry sets. Then they took our yard darts. And now they come for our children's bicycle helmets
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Disney ponders whether Rogue One should have the traditional Star Wars opening crawl
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see dinosaur feathers trapped in amber then today is your lucky day
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(PBS)
 
 
 
"Could the USA finally adopt the metric system?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican lawmaker to mother struggling to pay for daughter's diabetes supplies: "Have you thought about buying the supplies with money that you earn?"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Very cool homemade MLB standings boards are the newest trend in baseball DIY projects
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Hey Harrison Barnes, we know you kinda stunk it up in the NBA Finals, but we want to sign you to a max deal with us anyway. Because here in Philadelphia, we don't have to worry about things like the Finals
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrate blowing up stuff with people sounding like blowing up stuff
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Five things you need to know to prepare for the coming of Nationals super-prospect Lucas Giolito: #4 - His grandfather appeared on "Seinfeld"
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(Some Bock)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dog shaming. New hotness: Chicken shaming
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
"Hail Hydra"? No, I was saying "Fail Hydra"...[Spoilers]
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
FBI, lobbyist, U.S. Senate candidate, donkey child porn. Now THAT'S a party
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
St. Reagan's son plans on trolling the GOP convention with Reagan's own words
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember the Icelandic soccer announcer who shattered glass in a three block area with his victory howl after Iceland's last win? Watch a former England manager's heart break as he comments through the second goal
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
It's a holiday weekend, so we would just like to remind beachgoers not to pick up baby seals and put them in shopping bags or put them your bathtub
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Israel and Turkey patch things up after Israel apologizes for killing 10 Turkish activists. Armenia: "Apologies and recognition after a mass murder must feel nice"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Wherever the Saints go, torrential rains and floods follow. So maybe it won't be that much of a loss for Chargers fans when they visit San Diego in October
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Giant helium deposit discovered in Tanzania. It holds 54 billion cubic feet of helium: Enough to supply 1.2 million MRI scanners, or to make everyone in Congress talk in a high-pitched voice for almost two days
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Airbnb accidentally sues itself
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate getting a brain freeze? Well so does this cat
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another house explodes in Mississauga
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
If the guy riding shotgun next to you is unusually quiet, you might have a drinking problem
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
That's a nice float. Looks relaxing. I think I'll just lie here and contemplate the world for a while
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
With the trade deadline approaching, is your favorite MLB team looking for a platoon-hitting DH? He can only hit lefties, he's available now and he's under contract through next season at only $21m a year
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada lifts requirement for Mexican visas effective December 1. Ha, good luck getting here with that wall in the way
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Imam finds himself in a pickle after pieces of cucumber are found in his rectum
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
ISIS releases new propaganda video naming targets in San Francisco, Las Vegas, and other cities that threaten to take sports teams from Oakland
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Medical Association warns of imminent danger from UFOs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tweet claims author Cormac McCarthy is dead; media runs with it but McCarthy is very much alive. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto's fugitive capybara captured after a month on the lam. Lam said to be a bit sore but quite satisfied
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Yo-yo tricks are already a miracle of physics... but this guy specializes in a type of yo-yo with an unattached string
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Salvation or your money back
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This free chatbot lawyer has overturned 160,000 parking tickets on two continents, is relevant to your financial interests
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Former Colts RB accidentally kills himself at Mike Riehl's Roseville Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram Dealership on Gratiot Avenue, where they have an absolutely huge new vehicle inventory with hundreds of new vehicle models for sale at competitive prices
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(The Local)
 
 
 
French lifeguards get guns for summer beach patrol. David Hasselhoff nods approvingly
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(Google)
 
 
 
Thinking about getting plastic surgery: A/B to C or A/B to D?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt demands polling that puts Trump ahead, retraction of polling that says otherwise
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(PBS)
 
 
 
It's time for everybody's favorite game, Is This Police Conduct Illegal?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama administration says 'lone wolf' terror attacks will persist. 'Sociable gerbil' attacks still considered unlikely
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Study of obvious things finds resold hard drives on eBay, Craigslist are often still ripe with leftover data
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kris Bryant's historic 5-for-5 night sent baseballs 1,756 feet, taller than Chicago's Willis Tower, or the sixth tallest building in the world
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(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
Five times Hillary has been caught up in a big scandal. We could do more, but we'd run out of Internet
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning wants to take his two Super Bowls and ride off into the sunset, but the NFL needs to know about his PED use
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Gene editing can end disease, fight hunger, and create an army of mantis-men
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
In order to avoid actually answering serious questions Team Hillary keeps the media on a short leash
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Texas Supreme Court rules home-schooled kids waiting to be raptured don't have to learn anything
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(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Cops illegally arrest man. Man's son videotapes that arrest. Cops then beat and illegally arrest son for videotaping father's arrest. Another man videotapes that arrest and beating. Cops then seize steal his phone and edit the video. Yo dawg
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Florida man invented the iPhone in 1992 but forgot to pay the required application fees
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump turns his back on his supporters during latest campaign stop
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(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this unconventional tennis match
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cats turn on faucet at Humane Society, flood shelter
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
When California proposed a high speed bullet train it said it would not be subsidized by taxpayers. A winning bidder noted that was not realistic. State officials scrubbed that analysis from the official records
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, the Tetris movie is now going to be a trilogy
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Father manages to recreate daughter's selfies with perfect duck face pouts & fake tattoos by trolling her social media pages. He drops the mic. She will never date again
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
In a move considered to be like your younger brother saying "I'm telling mom", Russia will tell the world where all U.S. military satellites are
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
The slimy history of the Ghostbuster theme. Who ya gonna sue? P.S. The new Fall Out Boy/Missy Elliott remix is really, really awful
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In a story that comes as a surprise to absolutely no one on planet Earth, Jamie Lynn Spears found out she was pregnant in a gas station bathroom
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
By his own executive order, Kentucky's governor can appoint his own members to the ethics board. This is going to end well
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian robbery: "Gimme your wallet, please." "OK, here. Have a good day" "Thanks, you too"
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
What do you mean brand confusion? You're University of Houston Law Center, we're Houston College of Law. Your colors are red and white, ours are scarlet and bone. You serve sesame seed buns, our buns have no seeds
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Led Zeppelin's Court Victory vs Spirit Over "Stairway To Heaven" Will Be Appealed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
GOP committee presents 2016 Republican National Convention stage...which will apparently will be a convention for ants
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Parents are so worried about protecting their kids from boobies and weeners that they failed to hide self-immolation and other stuff that's actually f**ked up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie appears to be super mad now that his girlfriend prefers chicks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NC: Wait, you're actually serious about moving the NBA All-Star game? Well, maybe we can afford to protect the children just a tiny bit less
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(LA Kings Insider)
 
 
 
After decades of being snubbed, Rogie Vachon, an all-star goalie in the '70s who raised the LA Kings from total mediocrity, is given Hockey Hall of Fame honors. "It's very frustrating ... a lot of people thought I was already in the Hall of Fame"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Donald Trump seems to be having an elaborate conversation with no one on Twitter, and nobody seems to notice
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Forget artificial intelligence and nuclear war, Stephen Hawking predicts stupidity and greed will kill off humans
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
How bad is traffic in Houston, TX? A horse at full gallop can keep up with the cars
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
JAL flight cancelled due to: A) Lightning strike; B) Bird strike; C) Co-pilot getting arrested for striking cop after drunken fight with captain
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man trying to replace light in swimming pool filled with water "likely electrocuted." Also, sky is "likely blue," grass is "likely green"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news for the British parliament: Somebody would still like to be their friend after the Brexit.The bad news for the British parliament: It is the GOP's presidential candidate Donald Trump...asking them for money
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. Well, I'm about to. Can you absolve me of my sins before I attack you?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Patient 0 for Zika in the US will likely bite Congress in the ass. In related news "Patient 0 for Zika" is name of my grunge-rock/salsa fusion band
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are on the lookout for a mystery bomber targeting people walking past his Manchester city center home. Fark: He's dropping water bombs
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court reminds pill jockeys their job is to count to 30, not to impose their religious beliefs on customers with valid prescriptions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn receives an overwhelming vote of no confidence, sparking Senator Palpatine's rise to power
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: New J.K. Rowling story reveals origins of American Hogwarts
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kroger cake-drop-kicking customer was recently sent to anger classes. Can't wait to hear about her next homework assignment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A Mythbuster meets a Farkgiver
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
I'm not sure why someone would want to get pinhole camera photos of Chernobyl, but they're pretty cool
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why is there a hole in the middle of your pasta server? Hint: It's not for what you think it is
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Headline: Loose cows invade Connecticut dairy bar parking lot. Interesting but I'm not sure what their morals have to do with anything
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nobody can track down the millions of dollars Donald Trump claims he donated to charity. Mossack Fonseca unavailable for comment
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
UNITED STATES CODE, TITLE 36, CHAPTER 10: §176. Respect for flag: (b) The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise, except for water entries from a kick-ass Olympic-sized slip 'n slide ski jump
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama: Thank God we're not Mississippi. Oh, wait
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(I Heart Radio)
 
Video
 
An amazing take-down of muggers targeting tourists in San Francisco is caught on camera
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Billionaire who financially backed Brexit loses £400m in the British stock market meltdown following the vote, insists he doesn't mind the taste of them apples
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Clinton & Warren tag team Trump: "He's getting stomped by two women - in his world that is the ultimate, catastrophic indignity." That's my fetish
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(GMX (Austria))
 
 
 
Photoshop this surface area
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New Clinton plan on student loans looks to help those who are the most vulnerable: wealthy entrepreneurs
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple explosions and gunfire reported at Ataturk Airport in Istanbul. Air traffic through Constantinople is unaffected at this time
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones only has 15 episodes left
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two campers presumed dead have their condition downgraded to 'In West Virginia'
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Group of skinheads that got all stabby in Sacramento over the weekend plan on attending the GOP convention. Guess which candidate they support. Go on, guess
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman's impromptu performance of the Star Spangled Banner at the Lincoln Memorial gets a well deserved reaction
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
People get their best sleep on a Tuesday night: "That night's slumber is less likely to be interrupted by alcohol, rich food or other excesses that are more common later in the week"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Recapping the entirety of Game of Thrones season six from start to finish, a season that set up the last twelve episodes [Warning: SPOILERS]
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
And the worst US city to live in is ______ (yes, it's a lot to click through, but I had to know what could possibly beat Detroit)
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Center for Investigative Reporting discovers interest makes the amount you borrow go UP over time
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
It's time for the anti-smartphone. A dumbphone, so to speak
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi is complaining about how crews handled the weather-related issues and the 2:44 am finish. Would he like some cheese with his whine?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It is absolutely true that San Francisco has flipped for Bernie," This was not true
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The GOP's version of Nate Silver predicts a new season of Celebrity Deathmatch
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who wants to read some more of Hillary Clinton's emails?
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
Ausxit
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's David Tennant reading Scottish responses to Donald Trump's Brexit tweets. Have a nice day
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Run little girl, RUN
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
John Cusack turns 50 yet kickboxing still the sport of the future
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
After the failure of the initial program to train "moderate" Syrian rebels, the US military has revamped the program. This time it has so far trained 100, at a projected cost of $416 million. Weapons, sales taxes, and title not included
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistani clerics issue fatwa against North Carolina
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The DEA continues to think long and hard about whether maybe, just maybe, marijuana should be considered a less dangerous drug than heroin
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery sheen in Lake Ontario identified as oil leaking from a nuclear plant, which at least isn't as terrifying as the first explanation, which was 'Charlie'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When they came for the Mexicans, I said something. When they came for the Muslims, I said something. When they came for the Jews, I bought a gun cause I'm Jewish and I don't play that shiat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Welp, so much for that whole "no, really, we'll change, we promise". Progressives get farked over once again
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
B.C. parrot refuge set to close in August, hundreds of birds pining for forever homes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Portland Police Chief was NOT DRUNK when he shot his lifelong friend and then lied about it. Does that make it better or worse?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel's lawyer Bob Hinton withdraws after 'accidentally' texting the truth
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Sega wants to make Sonic the Hedgehog an entertainment icon. Shall we consider him one or does he still play second fiddle to a mustached plumber?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If that ex-Secret Service agent's book about the Clintons is true, then the author lied to government investigators in 1998
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(BBC)
 
 
 
US team develops fighter pilot AI which successfully defeats 2 attacking enemy jets in a simulation. Reports that the AI subsequently developed an interest in loud rock music and Jessica Biel bikini pictures were swiftly denied
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher and a school board member witness and fail to report sex abuse of minor. How many degrees is this removed from football? Consider it's Pennsylvania, and then click the link
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(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Did Game of Thrones predict the Brexit vote? Maybe
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(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
GQ would like to tell you guys how to be attractive. Why is this here? Reasons
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man has a heart attack on a plane that Tim Tebow is flying on. Tebow leaps into action and... prays for the man. The man dies, obviously, because prayer doesn't do a goddamned thing, but Tebow is being lauded as a hero for some stupid reason
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tour de France officials will utilize thermal cameras to detect so-called "mechanical doping," or hidden motors on bicycles. Who knew Lance Armstrong made bicycles?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo finds a way to combine the two loves of his life: drinking and driving his restored Pontiac Firebird in illegal street races
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Ludacris is playing a Fourth of July "Freedom" concert at Guantánamo Bay. Haven't those prisoners suffered enough? Surely this violates the Geneva Convention
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ancient Scottish silver found. Call us when you find the old Scottish dishes
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Previously unknown global mass extinction discovered, but it was just plants
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Meet Pillo. He's a home health robot that poops out your pills
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(Middle East Online)
 
 
 
"Following concerns over poor quality pitches at Euro 2016, Qatar has employed a high-tech solution to avoid similar criticisms of its World Cup in 2022 -- 3D printers and wind tunnels"
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(Newark Advertiser (UK))
 
 
 
I turned up for the match and, er, ended up playing for the Cook Islands under-20s team
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell pushes for a Senate vote on the House "F*ck over those Puerto Ricans" bill
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Teacher overpaid quarter of a million euros. No one notices... including her
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having told Europe to fark off, Brexit mastermind Nigel Farage bashes "disgraceful" Obama and praises Vladimir Putin's "statesmanlike conduct." Enjoy your new allies and trade partners in Moscow, Brits
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Chief Justice John Roberts draws apt comparison between grifters and unions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In a most revealing study, women wearing low-cut tops are almost TWENTY times more likely to land a job interview
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want to see a Scottie Pippen sub shop commercial from 1989? Of course you do
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(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Man, you'd think that if there was one place in a foreign country where you could openly carry all the guns and ammo you want, it would be the grounds of the US Embassy in wherever
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Livestream of the NASA Nextgen booster set for 11:05 Eastern
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(Neowin)
 
 
 
Microsoft says it will stop trying to give you Windows 10 every 10 goddamn minutes
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
James Van Der Beek and his fivehead are headed back to television
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
With yesterday's 5-3 ruling in favor of abortion, conservatives prepare to triple-down the derp for this election season
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
MLB home runs are being hit at a pace not seen since 2000. Good hitting or terrible pitching?
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
What type of lowlife tries to steal his Nana's frozen dinners?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The plummetting continues in the polls as Trump stumbles and trips his way to the largest clusterfark in American presidential history
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe has reached the "return to the franchise that made him rich" stage in his career, but "only if the script is right"
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth wants the world to know: "I'm still alive"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
48-year-old Tony Hawk lands a 900. 17 years to the day after his first
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Who knew helium was a non-renewable resource, and Tanzania is sitting on hundreds of years of global supply?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When I was young, I accidentally got pregnant and against my wishes I gave birth. I hated motherhood and when the girl was 2, I divorced her father and paid child support. I thought she was out of my life; she wants to meet. What do?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU: So...what *exactly* do you mean you're "leaving"?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Buddy Ryan dies at age 82. Batteries at Lincoln Field to be lowered to half mast
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Merkel: Yeah, Boris honey, you can get into my single market, but if you want to enjoy access to my goods you gotta do exactly what I tell you. No special favours. Now get on your knees and beg me for more migrants
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(DW)
 
 
 
It's good to be the king, even at 90. Happy birthday, Mel Brooks
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Germany's worst driver is this 79-year-old. Just watch
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember the Icelandic soccer announcer who shattered glass in a three block area with his victory howl after Iceland's last win? He was even more awesome at the end of the England game
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Crowd impressed with man's performance on new "Duckling Catch" game at Busch Gardens
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many Republicans marry Democrats?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Smithsonian Museum is putting the USS Enterprise in for a complete refit before sticking it in the V'ger exhibit
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls 27 million top-heavy dressers. That's a lot of allen wrenches
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So if VW is going to pay diesel car owners $5,000 to $10,000 in penalties and buy back their cars for an average of $13,000, does that mean I should quickly buy all the cars I can as long as they're under like $18,000?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Just when you think the Cubs are looking like the Cubs, Kris Bryant hits 3 homers and 2 doubles in one game
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans release their Benghazi report, claiming Obama and Clinton Benghazied the Benghazi operation, failing to realize they were Benghazied in the Benghazi by the Democrat Benghazi report from yesterday. Let us never say Benghazi again
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB almost has another Randy Johnson moment as a bird narrowly avoided disaster after flying in the path of an Adam Wainwright pitch
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