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500 headlines found matching 'I'
Wed April 26, 2017
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After getting burned by the internet for the past day, flailing Virginia Gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart does the only thing he can -- reach for a gas can
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a completely unexpected development NO ONE could have predicted; a new lawsuit claims that in addition to being a sexist pig, Fox News' Roger Ailes was also a racist bigot who engaged in "pervasive racial discrimination"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
French election causes big gains in U.S. stock market. Merci beaucoup
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Mulligan gets a Mulligan, arrested
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Taking a gun to a protest and posting a promise on Facebook to crack some liberal skulls won't end well when you actually shoot someone
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After becoming the first state in the nation to enact automatic voter registration, turnout increased 20% among voters ages 18 to 29 and 26% among minority voters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"It's not teaching religion, but it teaches character and respect and how important it is to tell the truth," says Courtney Tolliver, while lying through her teeth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A new social media game called the 'Blue Whale Game' involves being given a master that will control you and make you do tasks every day for 50 days. To win the game you must kill yourself. Fark: So far there are 130 winners
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's week 6 on DWTS, and Cubs' David Ross steps up to the plate and hits it out of the park with a hot footed Argentine tango
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are the best and worst pickup lines to use on cougars?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, a lot of people have major beeves regarding this word
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Damien Lillard of the Portland Trailblazers was obsessed with beating the Golden State Warriors, the keyword was WAS
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
McDonald's shows Burger King a whopper of an earnings report
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. In this case, it's a 'I caught a python in Florida' tee-shirt
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass endangered wolf pup is the first to be conceived with artificial insemination, gives hope to other endangered species that want to rip out your neck
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How can I tell if she is faking it?
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Sales of nuclear fallout shelters and radiation-blocking air purifiers have surged in Japan in recent weeks, matching surge in North Korean rhetoric. Old kaiju shelters deemed unfit for purpose
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not news: That wasn't me who made the bomb threats -- someone must have stolen my WiFi | Fark: Truth
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
There's tough, there's playing through injury tough, and then there's playing four Stanley Cup games with torn ACL and MCL tough
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Rejoice coffee lovers and get wired, new research shows why it's okay to drink more coffee
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Forget approval ratings, you have to watch generic ballot polls to understand how much people hate Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dumb guy tries to french kiss alligator but tapes its mouth shut which kind of defeats the purpose, if you know what I mean
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Michael Flynn's lobbying on behalf of Turkey is now linked to the Russians. Because, really, what hasn't this man done in the last 5 years that a Russian didn't know about or authorize?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese beer makers agree to stop putting "gulping" sounds in their commercials. It's the sip of silence
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jim Harbaugh's Super Excellent Italian Vacation
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(Today)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt writes a touching tribute to his late wife on the 1-year anniversary of her death
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's fun with math question: How much will a $15 bucket of fried chicken cost in Australia after you run a red light?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Curiosity rover has to roam around Mars with 20 backseat drivers. And you thought driving your grandfather to the store was a chore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason Russian hackers are targetting French presidential candidate Macron and NOT Putin's lapdog Le Pen
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a time and place to snort cocaine. For Florida Man, that time and place is 'in front of the cops while a wildfire rages'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservative and Alt-right media figures say they were disappointed with their private lunch with President Trump, in no small part because he COMPLETELY failed to strangle a "liberal" with his bare hands, rip out his liver and eat in front of them
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"It ended up taking...six weeks of island hopping and questioning strangers in the street before he found his first intersexual pig." Which wasn't a big deal, until it led to the discovery of dogs with dexterity between that of a cat and a monkey
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why we need an independent counsel: Even on the rare occasions that a Congressional Republican actually tries to do his Job and investigate Trump's ties to Russia, the White House just tells them to pound sand
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung remind their customers that the battery in a Galaxy S8 is not a dog's chew toy...wait. What?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
A secret brings Elizabeth and Paige together. Oleg's secrets put him under KGB suspicion. The Morozov operation creates an opportunity that changes everything. Claudia's back in charge. See if 'The Americans' make a run for it, F/X 10PM EST
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(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
Here I sit in silent bliss... ZOMG, GTFO
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
European tornadoes are an unrecognized threat, say U.K. meteorologists who want to build a wall on the Channel
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
It really has to be uncomfortable running for president and learning your father is critical of your campaign and stance on issues; but, as it's Marine Le Pen, it couldn't happen to a nicer fascist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida International University defeats Marshall after only playing 69 seconds of baseball on Sunday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Trump made history with his election. He's been the only President to win without carrying his home state
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Woman shuts down busy airport parking lot because husband wouldn't answer her calls. Turns out, he was on a flight out of the country
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golden parachutes to be replaced by shiny metal asses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What if Hillary owned Mar-a-Lago?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Nordstrom is selling jeans covered in fake dirt for $425
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A new parchment copy of the Declaration of Independence, written in the 1780s, has been discovered and, well, read it for yourself: "We, the undersigned colonies, do declare our independence by forming the Caliphate of the US based on Sharia law"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Iron-age Viking longhouses were burned and buried in funerals. None. None more metal \m/
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Chaffetz and Cummings agree that Flynn's in trouble, Ivanka gets booed in Berlin and apparently the Trump team didn't transition to the WH so much as get crapped out. Rachel explains it to us at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In Russia, public transportation rides your ass
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Soviet-er, Russian- politician says the UK would be "wiped off the map" if it should attempt a nuclear first strike. That escalated quickly
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
L.A. Mayor declares today "La La Land Day" as dancers on ropes run up City Hall. Post "Moonlight Day" jokes to he right
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Reminder - Don't test Yasiel Puig's arm. But if you feel compelled to try, you do so at your own risk
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jake Tapper points out Donald Trump is "cramming like a college kid" in order to show he learned something in his first 100 days
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Once again, Warner Brothers and DC figure out a way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. This time by making their upcoming live action Titans series and Season 3 of Young Justice exclusive to their new DC-only streaming platform service
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is like Aqua Teen Hunger Force: He will never make sense, but if you listen long enough, you'll start to understand him
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this big forest ball
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Drew's friends' favorite website denied Capitol Hill press credentials. Guess we'll see more links to it in the future
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Want a 360° video rig consisting of 17 separate 4K cameras, but don't have the $17k to shell out? Today might be your lucky day... if you can convince Google that you are one of a hundred filmmakers deemed worthy of receiving a free one
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you can get past the first sentence of this article without breaking a rib from laughing too hard, there's some shockingly shocking information that will shock you with shocking news about who actually profits from speed cameras
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Scheduled Minuteman III launch ahead of "ridiculous" 100 day mark that Trump doesn't care about. Spicer said to be updating bullet points of accomplishments
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
What Post-it maker beat estimmmates?
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Three NBA Western Conference Game 5s tonight including Jazz at Clippers, Thunder at Rockets, and Grizzlies at Spurs. Eastern Conference teams rest up to be manhandled by Lebron. Starting at 8:00 pm ET
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: The Flash Barrys the future (CW 8ET) Later, Ravi closes in on the cure on iZombie (CW 9ET) Finally, Daisy escapes HYDRA's clutches and the rest of the team reunite and escape through the wardrobe on Agents of SHIELD (ABC 10ET)
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Woman fired from job for a: Embezzling funds? B: Stealing sensitive data? or C: Not loving Jesus enough?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bibi refusing to meet German foreign minister, which is completely unreasonable because whatever has the German government ever done to Jews
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(Fox Sports)
 
Video
 
Guy bowls a perfect 300 game before you could come back with the nachos and beer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The media bubble is real and terrifying
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
300 pounds of illegal Nepalese yak meat seized at JFK ... relatedly, Nepalese yak meat is apparently illegal
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Automotive News forms MADD: Magazines Against Dodge Demons. Pearl necklaces clutched in response
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Judge allows Tomi Lahren's legal team to get to the bottom of the mystery of which cheeky Blaze staffer revealed Lahren's butt warming pad demands to The Daily Caller
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Just how bad at your job do you have to be if an actress says she feels sorry for you? Alison Janney opens up to Colbert about Sean Spicer
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Now-unclassified document reveals the NSA had been spying on American citizens with a blimp, saw what you did there, and there too. Well, at least that part of the government listens to the people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1) Create YouTube channel; 2) Abuse your kids as "pranks"; 3) Profit 4a) Hire PR firm and apologize; 4b) Begin family counseling
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Shareholders punish Wells Fargo for its recent corruption and scandals by re-electing the entire board of directors
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Facehugs for everyone tomorrow as we celebrate 'Alien Day'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tony Gwynn Jr. continues dad's legacy with .394 -- not a batting average, but a pale ale
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
In 1932, Australia Declared War On Emus-And Lost
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer has completed his transformation into the new Baghdad Bob
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Today is ANZAC day - so here's an American flag for you Kiwis, Aussies, and Poms honouring your heroes today
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Flynnghazi isn't going away, libs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Those apparently non-existent donors and fake addresses that appear in the Trump Inauguration Committee FEC filing? Just 'Technical glitches" and they'll file an amended report just as soon as they get the list faked...er, they mean FIXED, fixed up
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson is now a Saint
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "Why are Dems happy when Trump drops unpopular positions?"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Pseudoscientific babbling takes a big hit as 107 studies published in cancer journal have been retracted
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How far off the map is the NRA? Even 67% of gun owners think the NRA has "been overtaken by lobbyists"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Give me a C. Give me an A. Give me an S. Give me an H"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump doesn't like to be called her father's 'accomplice' because "it isn't productive". How about 'colluder', 'complicitor' or 'nepotistic cheeto-crumble'? Would that be more productive?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senators: Yeah, Donnie, we're not gonna be part of some photo-op to make it seem like you actually accomplished something in your first 100 days
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice dares to argue that the most glorious and infallible police force should maybe not be able to claim "he reached for something" whenever they want a free pass on murdering people
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New restrictions added to Florida's medical marijuana law, adding a 90-day waiting period before a sick person can get pot they're not allowed to smoke, vape or eat
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 100th birthday to the First Lady of Song, Ella Fitzgerald. To celebrate, here she is singing "All that Jazz"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Does Iceland really have the best hot dog in the world? Here are the findings of two people who have sampled them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Plastic bag-eating worms may be the key to fighting pollution. Beverly Hills goes on high alert
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After only 3 weeks, Brewers' Eric Thames now has 10 home runs. Fark: 7 of them hit against Cincinnati pitching
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
No, it's not just your imagination, they really are fascists-in-waiting: according to a new ^0 Minutes polls , 36% of Republicans say that freedom of the Press "does more harm than good"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Barbie's got a bun in the oven. Ken demands paternity test. fb- quietly skulks away
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Here we go again: Federal judge blocks Trump's order denying funding to sanctuary cities
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People who pick their noses and eat their boogers are healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies... so feel free to go for it, you disgusting heathens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For some reason, the White House isn't cooperating with the Flynn investigation and is refusing to hand over requested documents
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Student finds earworm in school lunch. Not hears, finds
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Almost 100 days into his presidency, we still don't have a really good idea of how to define "Trumpism." Actually, subby has a really good idea of how to define it, but the Fark filters won't let me use most of those words in my headline
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these high-flyers
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(LA Daily News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Fiery freeway pileup in Los Angeles leaves one dead, nearly a dozen injured and causes traffic chaos
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says the Muslims are going to take over, and the only way to be safe is to buy his food buckets
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Well, someone's Kentucky Derby celebration is going to be a little short on party favors
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why larger clothes fit so badly? It's not you - it's strictly math
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Larry Bird in an Indy car. The only thing to make this more Indiana-like is if basketballs were being dragged from the car
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The road to Hell is paved with means-testing. Meanwhile, the road to Heaven is covered with single-payer health care, tuition-free college, and puppies for all
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Police who removed United passenger: Coming right for us, furtive movements, fear for my life, etc
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can falsely accuse companies of promoting child rape and tuberculosis, but you may have to pay for it
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Central Florida town to fly Confederate flag at half-mast. I guess we need to send the army back down there
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Taissa Farmiga will become 'The Nun' in 'The Conjuring 2' spin off
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(Monkey Guy)
 
 
 
Why Beastie Boys Fight For Your Right Revisited is the greatest long form music video ever
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While it's not technically illegal to have a sex dungeon in your attic across the street from a school, police really don't like to find teenagers in it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
NBC realizes Powerless is viewerless
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
2 1/2 ton creature joined Tinder, right-swiped your profile
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Diehard O'Reilly fans boycotting Fox for firing O'Reilly. They would run out and protest but most of them aren't allowed out of the care home
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists bring us one step closer to a future where humans are grown in bags
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mexico builds wall around blindness-causing disease
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Panera hiring 10,000 workers to bring your $16 sandwich and soup even quicker
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Purple Jesus decides to switch it up and go all in on killing the head
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just like they did with Iraq, the American media is getting everyone ready and comfortable with the idea of war with North Korea
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why no one respects science: "Being "pro-science" has become a bizarre cultural phenomenon in which liberals engage in public displays of self-reckoned intelligence as a kind of performance art, while demonstrating zero evidence to justify it"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I'm going to have dinner with SCOTUS." SCOTUS: "You never formally invited us to have dinner with you, what gives?" Donald Trump: "I have to be at the Mar-a-Lago golf course in 26 minutes"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Author says NASA photo of Mars shows ventilation roof of underground city. Fark: He also claims to have seen a squirrel, ground hog and monkey hanging out on the Martian surface
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Crime fighting robots may be coming to a mall near you. You have thirty seconds to put down that Cinnabon
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scott Baio gets caught being stupid but says it's really all Trump's fault. Scott and Donnie are so much alike, like two pea-brains in a pod
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Korea is now holding live-fire exercises in preparation for World War III
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Mid-week action has ramifications for the top of the table. Tuesday, Chelsea get Southampton. Wednesday sees Foxes at Gunners, Spurs at Palace. Thursday is the Manchester Derby. Coverage starts at 2:30 pm EDT on NBCSN. EPL Discussion is here
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Wife's Fitbit logs steps after husband says she died
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New ant species named after Radiohead because all dung beetle species have been cataloged
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Rite Aid looking healthier as the US gets sicker
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Germany: Why is our leader meeting with the mistress of some NYC flim flam artist?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel contradict his boss? Will he champion Hitler's execution policy as a model for Arkansas? I mean really, the effectiveness ofmmmphhfhhe (go to ssssssssleep) THIS is your daily Spiceweasel press briefing thread (2PM start time)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
100 days of gibberish - Trump has weaponised nonsense. Beware the power of the bullshiat pulpit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US special forces end 6 year search for warlord Joseph Kony, who still remains at large. So be prepared for Kony 2017 reboot release this summer, with Kony 2023 and Kony 2030 also in the pipeline
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Klingon edition of Monopoly is now available, k'plah
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt on what went wrong with Suicide Squad. Probably Jared Leto and literally everything else
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Just like Trump's head, Trump Tower in Chicago is abnormally empty
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Macron is already acting like victory is in the bag, draws widespread criticism from left and right for shallow, arrogant behavior after visiting brasserie. No word if he recommended citizens eat cake
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
In the Spanish language version of T2 of course the terminator doesn't say "hasta la vista baby"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Disney is not going to release the original cuts of Star Wars' A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, or Return Of The Jedi
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Disposable lighters come in all colors, but the white ones are considered bad luck. How did this superstition ever come about?
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(Economic Education Foundation)
 
 
 
You are richer than John D. Rockefeller
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
CDs, which replaced tapes, which replaced 8-track, which replaced records, which replaced 45s, which replaced phonographs, are being replaced by streaming services
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress needs the Rooney Rule as much as subby needs a crowbar to the base of his skull
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
So, how does China's first aircraft carrier stack up against other military powers?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
News: Trump voters think Donald Trump is a lying sack of shiat. Fark: Trump voters don't care that he's a lying sack of shiat
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Note to Americans: You can't just walk around Canada with a loaded gun. Sorry
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Supreme Court to General Motors: No, you can't use bankruptcy to avoid lawsuits over deadly ignition defect
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Antivirus company Webroot confirms something that most of us have known for a very long time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants to balloon the national debt, and the Republicans will not only rubber stamp it, they'll blame it on the Democrats...who have no actual power to do or prevent any of this shiat
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Daily Beast investigates "Red Pill," a subreddit dedicated to MRAs who blame feminism for all of their self-inflicted problems, and discovers that it was created by New Hampshire congressman Robert Fisher
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Put aside the ACA debate, the majority of Americans really need health insurance literacy
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly: "I am sad that I'm not on television anymore"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says she threw out the first pitch to A-Rod
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is the Senate dragging its feet investigating Russia and the election?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to McDonalds. This is Grand Moff Tarkin. Would you like to try our new all-day breakfast menu?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to nuke Australia. Australia threatens to mail them a box of local wildlife
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"My sex drive disappeared after having kids"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump slashing Obamacare subsidies would cost taxpayers billions
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Clapper & Yates to testify at Senate Hearing on Russian hacking on May 8. How will they "accidently" die between now and May 7th?
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
India's 68-year-old "Mother of Orphans" has raised over 1,400 abandoned children. "I am there for all those who have no one"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
For Matt Drudge, Hell is a world where Rachel Maddow has top ratings
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The "Manta Queen" is not in comic books. She's real, and even more badass
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Can't read people? It's your amygdala's fault
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Goth girl becomes Barbie. There's no Cure for that
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
College students "scare away" Donald Trump's counterterrorism advisor by asking questions. Sad
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After one superpower invades Afghanistan a rival superpower arms insurgents. 1980? No. Today
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
President Baby Trump brings his largest bathtub toy to South Korea as China agrees action MUST be taken concerning Kim Jong-un and his nuclear toys
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Giant dinosaur eggs found intact. They've been put in an incubator and everyone's waiting to find out what kinds of dinosaurs will emerge. Here's hoping for a T-Rex baby
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I knew I was trans as a child; mom didn't listen; my aunt, however, let me wear dresses and play with dolls. My aunt died; she left me a huge inheritance and my mom demands I split it with my half sister, who never liked her. What do I do?"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Pirates rookie Dovydas Neverauskas pitches two innings - thus making MLB history as the first player ever born and raised in Lithuania
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Obama's use of complete sentences is seen as a vicious attack on Trump
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman banished from community after attacking her former lover with a sword. This is not a repeat from 1465 England
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Good: Oakland residents attempt historical reenactment. Bad: Train robbery
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(Madison Daily Cardinal)
 
 
 
"Oh we got both kinds. We got country AND western," say UW Madison bar owners
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be funny. One day you're on a reality TV show catching fish off the coast of Alaska and the next thing you know you're being arrested on meth charges in Phoenix
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wikipedia founder coming out with new site that is all about fighting fake news. They'll hire and pay actual journalists which is the way you stop fake news. I know, you're saying, but what about Fox News?
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
File under "better late than never": here's your Better Call Saul discussion thread
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR Enters Stage 3 of Panic Mode
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
$100k/yr is considered low income in parts of the Bay Area. Sad and Scary tags fight over a crappy two room apartment for $5k/mo
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you really care about the environment, you won't replace your microwave the next time it breaks
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This is your brain. This is your brain on art
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man denied lung transplant by University of Utah because he had THC traces in blood dies
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Mall employees panic when topless female runs amok in shopping center splash pad. A 3-year-old topless female
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Japanese female MMA fighter set to fight a girl half her age. She is 24. Her opponent is 12
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember Abba's "When I Kissed The Teacher"? It's the RL story of the likely next French president. Fark: he was the student, she is now his wife ... 25 years older than him
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Proof that not all members of the GOP are worthless farking pieces of shiat. Republican judge retires so that a Democratic judge can take his spot before the seat is eliminated. Fark: NC Judge
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Robert Pirsig has discovered the meaning of quality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All and all, Trump won't insist on the wall
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
39 non-Disney animated movies you should watch. No Watership Down, but other than that, a solid list
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(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
Earthquake hits Lancaster, Pennsylvania, not a manure pit was harmed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Batman writer David Goyer and Buffy thesp Eliza Dushku to bring Game Of Thronesesque books The Black Company to TV
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Chinese automaker gets ridiculed after unveiling the Trumpchi car. "We saw people were laughing at this and took pictures looking only at this detail"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Scott Baio is a dick
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Nemesis Didier Drogba keen to 'haunt' Arsenal again in FA Cup Final
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany cheers on Macron's victory, citing that they're sick and tired of invading France just to deal with this shiat
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Attendees at the annual Denver 4/20 marijuana event turn the venue into a sh*thole. But, like, we didn't hurt anybody, man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA says lethal injection drugs imported by Texas must be destroyed or exported within 90 days. Which is ironically the exact same guidelines Texas uses for illegal immigrants
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Italy's credit rating downgraded to one notch above junk due to large debt, a stagnant economy and divisive politics. Also known as the U.S. business model
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. barista champion says the secret to a great cup of coffee is a blend of timing and presentation. Plus the nerve to look the customer in the eye while charging $8
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Trump is President, We're at the brink of WWIII and the country is divided more than ever. Is there any good news out there?" "Ed Sheeran may be quitting music." "Ahhhh, life is good"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
French presidential election plagued with fake news. Which can be easily identified as any reports that describe the French as polite, helpful and with good personal hygiene
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alexander Dugin, the Steve Bannon of Russia, says Trump has betrayed Putin and the alt-right with his actions on Syria. But Bannon's still cool and wait is this a conflict of interest?
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently Russia has its own version of Disneyland. Although in place of Mickey Mouse they've got dead Nazis and instead of the Magic Kingdom they've got a German building on fire
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Shoemaker Jimmy Choo put up for sale after realizing that $1200 footwear in this economy is not a good fit
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(Business of Fashion)
 
 
 
Ivanka's clothing manufacturer: Discount retailers, we heard you don't want any more Ivanka products. That's ok. We have this new designer, her name is Adrienne Vittadini. No, we totally didn't relabel Ivanka's clothing line. Why do you ask?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
X-rated sex toy washes up on beach during filming of Bear Grylls show, startles him into drinking own urine. (Probably not safe for work)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Elton John no longer still standing
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(MLB Blogs)
 
 
 
141 years ago this week, America's first modern sports league, the National League of Professional Base Ball Clubs, began playing games under regime of no drinking, no gambling, and no jumping from team to team for more money. Go Cubs go
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
'The Guardians of the Galaxy' are back -- with a kick-ass Nebula, baby Groot and Kurt Russell's massive Ego -- and we've got the review
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix CEO Reed Hastings made $23.2 million in 2016
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Still putting two spaces after a period in a sentence? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
You can live in Laura Prepon's house for $15,600 a month (Laura not included)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here I thought the causes of poverty included stagnant wages, increased prices, limited advancement opportunities, and corporate greed. Thanks, Mayor Taylor, for setting me straight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner's going back to their roots for a 20th anniversary episode, and they are using Mario Paint? Also Fark gets a big nod
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Guy who convinced George W. Bush to invade Iraq is "optimistic" about Trump and his foreign policy. Sweet Dreams
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Entire senate called to White House for briefing on NOKO, oh no
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Why 4 out of 5 dentists recommend Fark
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times: People whose views we don't like shouldn't have the right to free speech - for that they are free to create a blog
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(Google)
 
 
 
I'll see your four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot and raise you 10 mattress stores within .6 miles of each other
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is antagonizing Iran, which is always a good idea
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Joe Montana requests to share the streetlight
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If online retailers are constantly fiddling the price you see on the basis of your browsing history, how do you get the best price?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this red fox, you big dummy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man arrested over elaborate plot designed to get him out of a vacation with his girlfriend
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Totally not racist, and most assuredly not speaking from his rectum Attorney Jefferson Davis Beauregard III says the wall can be paid for if the Treasury cracks down on improper EITC payments since they are going to "mostly Mexicans"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, the new Unicorn Frappuccino isn't Starbucks' most sugar-filled drink
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(The Awesomer)
 
 
 
Remember the knife game performed by Bishop in Aliens? Would you let a robot try to recreate that using YOUR hand?
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Authorities in the NY Metro Area begin "Gotham Shield" nuclear response drills. FEMA is involved. You know what that means
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Kalisto overcome the odds and defeat Braun Strowman in a dumpster match? Will Bray Wyatt explain what a House of Horrors Match is? Will Sheamus and Cesaro cause the Hardy Boyz to get a little more cracked? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Still deep in the throes of "funemployment" Kara attends a product demonstration by Lena's ex. However, when his discovery threatens National Cities dairy production it's up to Kara to stop him. (CW 8ET)
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Riddle me this: What show about Batman doesn't have the Goddamn Batman? After a long hiatus, Ed Nygma breaks bad, Dr. Bashir and Court of Owls exert their power, and heroes rise. "Gotham" finally returns with its Spring Edition, "?", FOX, 8 PM
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump uses Melania's speechwriter Never Again becomes Oops I did it again
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(BNO News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Chile hit by 7.1 earthquake, still nowhere close to what the Chili's bathrooms get every night
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oregon teen sells $1 million in custom socks. In related story, subby's teen kid managed to get out of bed this morning
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank plays two hours of songs beginning with the letter "K". For some reason, King Kong songs happened to be fairly popular
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A new poll shows that fully 73% of Americans want an independent investigation into the Trump campaign's ties with Russia because they do not trust Congress to handle it. Or, in Trumpmath: nobody cares about this issue at all
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Games of Thrones' Hodor says performing as a drag queen helped him to come out of his shell
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
High school student wears prom dress with faces of those who inspired Black Lives Matter
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Whew, what a 1st round, 2 game 7s tonight to finish things off. Will the Seals do a reversal & skewer the Whalers? Will the Thrashers .. er .. thrash the Maroons? Both games start at 7pm ET so you'll have to choose. And as always, SHUT UP PIERRE
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Celebs find new way of flaunting skin: hip cleavage - the worst cleavage of all
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 3 starts, Pirates Ivan Nova finally issues his first walk of 2017 .... and it's to an AL pitcher making his first major league at bat
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump budget chief: Don't worry about the millions of poors who will lose healthcare after the ACA is repealed, our glorious border wall will protect them. Wait, what?
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(Some Korean Guy)
 
 
 
50 years of photos of us staring into the Korean DMZ--and the North Koreans staring back
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Your Presidential quote of the day: "I gave Face the Nation highest ratings since the World Trade Center came down"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New U.K. speeding fines begin. Starting today it's really going to cost you
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Woman gives birth by the bear exhibit at the Omaha zoo. Name the Zoo Baby contest in 3,2,1
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Five lies the March for Science refused to spread
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Fark prototyping. The Model 3 production version will be our prototype, because think of all the time and money we'll save
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In new twist on 'Florida man' meme, Florida Monkey now running wild
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(US State Department)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the US embassy in the UK is promoting Mar-a-Lago as the "Winter White House." I love the smell of emoluments in the morning
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Erin Moran succumbed to complications from stage 4 cancer
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese drifter lived undetected above public toilet for 3 years until surprised electrician discovered him and his crawlspace. Aaaand his 300 plastic bottles of urine
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Why is Ivanka needing to hold Donnie's hand when he calls the space station? Dementia or afraid he is going to sexually harass a lady astronaut?
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
When Dr. Carla Valentine isn't dissecting corpses, she runs Dead Meet (a dating website for "death professionals"). She holds someone's heart in her hands every day. And her forthcoming dissertation is called "Putting the ROT into Erotic"
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
MTV is looking for Farkers
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Frito-Lay announces partnership "in spirit" with Chipotle Grill, promptly recalls products nationwide
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Le Pen le quits being le head of le party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
United beats you up. American hits you with strollers. Delta violates the Geneva Convention
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop um, whatever the heck this is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Edvard Munch's "The Scream" was about weird meteorological effects. Huh
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle sets its second all-time fall/winter rain record in two years. "This year, it's been spread out to where dry days were about as rare as getting through two green traffic lights in a row"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
And today's weird sport comes to you from Finland - Competitive hobby horse jumping
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
An approval rate of 40 per cent? That means Trump has 40 approvers for every cent, and he has like 10 billion dollars, so that means 40 trillion Americans approve of his job performance. Suck it, libtards
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(9 News)
 
 
 
New billboard day causes multi-car pileup
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump approval rating falls to record lows. This is not a repeat from basically every day since January 20
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Philippine president Rodrigo Duterte vows to skip the fava beans and chianti, will just eat ISIS fanatics 'with vinegar and salt' if they are captured by his troops
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars and load up on the blue paint- the first of five Avatar sequels officially arrives December 18th, 2020
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If the Presidential Election were held today, Hillary would still lose
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
You know you waited too long to mow the lawn when you find a man dead from an overdose in it
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ensuring we'll get "Die Fast und Furious Nein" and "Fast und Furious, Lola, Fast und Furious" a Honda Civic sets the new lap record at Nurburgring
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Active Shooter reported near Dallas book suppository building. This is not a repeat from 1963
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Smart credit card company Plastc closes, files for bankruptcy without shipping any orders. Apparently the only credit cards they made were the ones they used to finance themselves
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(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Happy 75th birthday Barbra Streisand
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Historians describe and rate Donald Trump's first 100 days as president. Let's see what they've said about his term so f-OH LAWD
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Two things you'll learn from this story. One: You can fit some surprisingly large objects in women's underwear. And two: There's a prison called Isis
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(Mr. Grass)
 
 
 
Farker has TV News crew coming by today at Noon MDT to film him ... mowing ... his ... lawn. Two giant inflatable HULKS add to the comedic excitement. Link is to Live Webcam. And you thought it was a slow news day
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chainsmokers show in Pittsburgh, PA ends with "Thank You Pittsburg" message on video board
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
That list of things he promised to get done in his first hundred days? Overzealous campaign staffer
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Bam...some son of a biatch gives you a hug
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Fark all this mamsy-pamsy humane execution bullshiat. If we're gonna do this, let's do it right with firing squads and guillotines. And live stream that shiat." -- 9th Circuit Federal Judge Alex Kozinski
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Terrorist planned to kill seven random Australians a month, not realising that's nothing compared to the death rate from drop bears, platipi, and mollongogoolachucks
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cheddar, brie and parmesan contain a compound that could improve life expectancy by 25%, the taste of pasta by 100%
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bananarama is back. Some brown spots but still quite tasty
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
It's the gift that keeps on giving nightmare fuel: in divorce proceedings, Alex Jones claims that by the age of 16 "I'd already had over 150 women"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Freak accident can mean a lot of things, being killed by Thor among them
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
The day after tomorrow: when ad blockers stop all martech platforms and no one is tracked online. Good luck, subby is still behind seven proxies
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And we now have MLB's first Little League "home run" of 2017. Total distance - 40 feet
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sean Bean's favorite death? Orcs and arrows FTW
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Conservative blogger reminisces about bashing Obama for golfing so much, totaling the millions of taxpayer dollars Obama spent on family vacations, counting how often he said "I" or "me" in speeches. Then a miracle occurs
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need some cuteness to cure the Monday blues? Here are a bunch of guinea pigs eating Brussels sprouts, where the white one might have a massive fart attack. Feel free to post any other animal feeding videos
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel be tripping balls? Will April ask him a question he doesn't want to answer? Are these still entertaining? Who let in the f*cking mongoose? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30pm start)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
About two-thirds of Americans think that the Democrats are out of touch with the country, a little more than what people think of the Republicans with the same statement
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
London bar serves a $23 whisky cocktail alongside a virtual reality headset. Which the customer can use to pretend they didn't just spend $23 for a shot of whisky
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1982, Jane Fonda's first Workout video released
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Monster Flood Cup Series is at Bristol Motor Speedway this weekend, however, the forecast is saying so is rain. So tune into Fox on Monday at 1pm ET for the rescheduled Food City 500
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(Google)
 
 
 
If you thought that Starbucks-on-every-corner was bad, here are four Mattress Firms in the same mall parking lot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women express concern over the rise of "stealthing," a new trend in which men remove their condom mid-intercourse without the woman's consent. And by "new trend," of course, we mean someone online heard of someone doing this once
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(Crave Online)
 
 
 
Need some good vodkas that will quench your thirst without breaking the bank?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day: Harry Styles denies that he contracted chlamydia from a koala
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Kenny G plays his saxophone on Delta flight from Tampa to LA. Passengers sorry he didn't fly United
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Okay gang, you're a Red Sox pitcher and a totally legal slide by Manny Machado accidentally injures your star second baseman. What to do? Throw a 90 mph fastball at his head, of course
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Professional gaming set to pass baseball and basketball in popularity. New PED testing to check for Mountain Dew and M&Ms
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Can a "marriage sabbatical" work? Or is it just delaying the inevitable?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
And leading the fight to strip us of our ability to legally own things is...John Deere? Really?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm planning more Star Wars spin-off films. Jar Jar Binks bio coming soon followed by Jabba the Hutt porn starring Roger Ailes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Dear 'Attorney General' Sessions: You are a racist and a liar. Actually, just joking. Oh wait, your record shows you are a racist & a liar." Sincerely, California Congressman Ted Lieu
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Everything science taught us about eating healthy may be wrong. This is not a repeat from every other time we've been told this
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump confirms that he won't be firing the Spiceweasel any time soon thanks to all the people who watch to see what stupid thing he'll say next
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's Confederate Memorial Day y'all. Roll Tide
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro to receive an honorary fine arts degree from Brown, hopes the ceremony takes place before the regents have a chance to see a showing of "Dirty Grandpa"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sound smart with your friends - #28: Why do catfish have whiskers?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Offering to kiss state trooper who pulled you over for DUI doesn't help, especially without breath mints, luv
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(Economist)
 
 
 
OK, Google, my voice is my passport. Verify me. Then have a truckload of beer delivered to my best friend's address. Who is totally not me
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
If you're planning to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2 in theaters, don't leave before the credits, or you'll miss the entire movie after the main feature
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump may not have accomplished anything during his first 100 days but he has done something no other President can claim: give Americans the impression that any ole lunatic can do the job
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
How administrative incompetence and bureaucratic blunders spun the story of the USS Carl Vinson missing a single port of call into an international incident
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Kushner and Ivanka: "I don't know enough about them to eviscerate them, you don't know enough about them to justify putting any real hopes in them. If they are the reason you are sleeping at night you should probably still be awake"
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Old: The Burning Man. New: The Bombay Beach Biennale, which features a drive-in, art shows and other eccentricities in the ghostly landscape of abandoned Salton Sea resorts -- as if you tried to make art houses in Fallout: New Vegas
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump continues to rattle his saber and play with his shiny bathtub toys, as Chinese leader urges restraint on Best Korea - all on this episode of "He said, Xi said"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not news: Uber's app lies to users who are working near regulatory agencies. News: It also lies to suspected Apple employees about continuing to track them after they uninstall it. Farked: The guy explaining this to Tim Cook, CEO of Apple
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Sioux Falls man arrested for trying to run back into a burning building to save his beer. No word on what kind of beer it was
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Hello. My name is Sergio Montoya. I kill people's faith in teachers. Prepare to cry
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Sentient Dessert Cart predicts Trump impeachment...in the middle of his second term
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The US tobacco industry is climbing back after it almost died off in a puff of smoke
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Is Lumpy next in line to take his lumps? Fox guest says anchor tried to pressure her into hotel room sex
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Carl Sagan ruined science
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AP releases transcript of their latest Trump interview. Come for the early onset Alzheimer's, stay for the early onset Alzheimer's. While we're on the topic, did you hear the AP released the transcript of their latest Trump interview?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Comey tried his best, but her emails
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who's your go to business oriented motivational speaker?
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
"The most dangerous person in America isn't a terrorist, it's the person who's president of the United States"
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