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95 headlines found matching 'Human sexual behavior'
Mon January 16, 2017
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I had drunken sex with two of my exes because I want a baby and was annoyed that my current husband's seed could find no purchase. I don't know what I was thinking of, and feel very guilty about my escapades. What should I do?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Hundreds of students seeking "sugar daddies." Nihil sub sole novum
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Sun January 15, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thanks Internet ... for giving us too much sex
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Go to Jakarta for a good time when the night gets late, randy Indonesians get busy, especially the Muslim ones because it's so naughty
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
High school students given homework assignment containing math problem asking which family member sexually assaulted 8-year-old girl
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Lawyers warn students to think twice about having sex with drunken women which pretty much eliminates having sex while in college. At least that was subby's experience
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Wed January 11, 2017
(WHAS 11 Louisville)
 
 
 
In an upcoming bill, pets will not be allowed to service their owners. That doe in the woods though is going to take the brunt of this new aggression
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man accused of pulling gun on woman, attempting to sexually assault her after she turned down grilled cheese. Rare grilled cheese gunplay trifecta in play
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson used to be president of the Boy Scouts USA, and during his tenure he ignored the sexual abuse scandals plaguing the young boys under his charge
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Fri January 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Duane Johnson arrested for the murder of a D.C. yoga teacher, Monday Night RAW
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, SOME people will be glad when Uber goes driverless. Tag for driver
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Fri December 30, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are you on the hunt for a man who is guaranteed to give you an orgasm every time you have sex? Here comes the science... and you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just so you can plan ahead - If you live in the U.K. "National Baby Making Day" is January 2 at approximately 10:36pm
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for ten years; my husband and I have always been mismatched sexually, and we may have sex once a year. I don't want a divorce, but I need to have sex. Can I have sex with a friend? Or will that be cheating?"
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Science says your grandparents are having the kind of mindblowing sex you could only dream of. Now you have something to talk about over Christmas dinner with the family
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
Man fakes being an adult film talent scout, takes nude photos and has sex with multiple women, apparently this is a crime
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Remember how Listerine is supposed to cure the clap? You might want to read this before you go out and and buy an entire pallet to fill your bathtub with
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Listerine may cure gonorrhea, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase "The Burn Means It's Working"
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Death by Snu-Snu is on the horizon
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Scientist invents spider killing vacuum cleaner. Oh, and lectures about sex robots
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Sat December 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over, University of Minnesota football is great again
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Thu December 15, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In the footage, Gillard then waved a pair of scissors and asked the others, 'Put in his bum?' before parting his bottom cheeks
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Cosby gets blasted by DA, offered a tissue to clean up
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Knock knock? Who's there? Bill. Bill who? Bill Cosby and his terrible attempt at being a comedian again
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Women in St Louis are having more sex than anywhere else in the country. Further investigation may be needed
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I want to ask my girlfriend for a purely physical open relationship as she is not interested in sex and only wants to do it every few weeks. We both get jealous and I'm committed to her, but I have needs. Good idea or great idea?"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
17 goes into 32 one too many times
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what having sex with Channing Tatum is like, today is your lucky day
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Julian Assange Wikileaks his own rape testimony. Apparently he thinks this will help him
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Showrunners and writers of prestige TV are shocked that every wannabe writer includes shocking rape scene in their spec script, blame viewers for demanding shocking rape scene that totally explains the female character in every prestige-TV series
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Tue December 06, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip for "groomers": The problem with going full Brazilian is you have a higher risk of getting a sexually transmitted infection than "non-groomers." Never go full Brazilian
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The next time you're at the movie theater buy a tub of popcorn and a box of cookie dough bites. Dump the cookie dough bites into the popcorn. Eat, enjoy, say 'Yum' frequently
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
From going topless in a tropical fish store to appearing in a bathing suit without an escort, behold the world's weirdest sex laws you've probably never heard of
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Mon November 28, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The latest contestant on Celebrity Sex Tape: Rose McGowan
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California considers ban on lawyers farking their clients in the literal sense, figurative sense still OK
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Several Texas Rangers prospects might be in deep shiat for rubbing pine tar on another players personal bat
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Wed November 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Totally not gay Republican Louisiana politician with a wife and kids apologizes for sexting 17-year-old boy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Guys, there's NOTHING worse than posting dick pics to try and impress women. Okay guys, there's ONE THING worse than posting dick pics to women
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Damn it, Meg Ryan
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having sex in a McDonald's parking lot as 6-year-old watched. Don't they know that's what Burger King bathrooms are for?
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I just found out my girlfriend was an escort and I'm jealous. Don't know if the jealousy is because she was with other guys or the fact that she was making more money than me
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Just because you are in the middle of an 8-year land dispute with your neighbor is no reason to accuse him of luring one of your pigs over with doughnuts and having sex with it
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New study from Romero Institute of Sexual Health reveals that 88 percent of elderly women report low sex drive and most of them are not distressed by it. "Low desire is not an issue if you are not bothered by it"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Feds ok butt secs. Suggest using maple syrup as lube
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Five helpful tips to keep in mind while having sex in the 80's. Shouldn't we have heard about this back then?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I've been having secret scissoring sessions with my mate's super hot mom. Should I tell him the truth?
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Mon November 14, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm having sex with my boyfriend and my ex-boss. Boyfriend treats me well and wants marriage, but I'm hesitant to commit, as ex-boss is a hot 41 and I'm addicted to his fantastic lovemaking skills. What should I do?
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby still thinks he has a future in showbiz. RIGHT
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
All aboard the Twilight Express
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wikileaks founder is looking forward to clearing his name, which he could have done any time in the last four years if he felt like it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man faces jail after police find octopus porn on his computer. SUCKERS
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Neuroscientists, after a long arduous and sometimes enthusiastic study, determine that sex feels good because it induces an altered state of consciousness
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Thu November 03, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
DEAR DEIDRE My penis is so big, I'm worried girls just use me for one-night stands... it's wrecking my life (not safe for work)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The reason millennials are catching STIs quicker than they catch Pokémon? Many are simply not using condoms"
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Wed November 02, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
I plead guilty of using duckduckgo
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Tue November 01, 2016
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
We coulda overlooked that black guy you killed, but we gotta fire you for this gay sexual assault stuff, officer
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Billionaire with no political experience, a hatred of the press, and a dislike for women's suffrage may be getting ready to run for politics. No, he's not like Trump: this guy has normal-sized hands
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about old people boinking. Not on list: It's gross
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Fri October 28, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
A jury hears more rhythmic slapping sounds at Penn State
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Bisexual Church of England vicar sacked over orgies and prostitutes after wife exposes his double life
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Groups of conservatives are largely influenced by parasites. This is not a repeat from the Politics tab
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
After hearing of cyber-groping in their VR, companies create an anti-pervert force field
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Tue October 25, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Mom, I think my friends like you more than me." "Aww, don't say that dear. Why?" "Well, you're blowing them and buy them booze, for starters"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Remaining 49 states catch STDs, possibly from California. That slut
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Mon October 24, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
California caught the STDs. All of them apparently
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle's ex-wife sues Subway claiming they knew for years about his problem, yet kept sending him to elementary schools
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Coincidence upon coincidences, porn star Jessica Drake launched an online sex shop one day before making Trump allegations
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Former archbishop admits he probably deserves criticism for that time he covered up child sex abuse. If only there were a lake of fire burning eternally somewhere to show him what he really deserves
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Fri October 21, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's teacher arrested for sleeping with multiple students and posing for nude photos with them is from Pennsylvania
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
America's definition of sexual consent will probably be decided by this legal group . EWWWWWWW, penal code loving legal types
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
National media is "complicit in character assassination" of Donald Trump. Or at least they would be, if he had any character to assassinate
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has so many sexual assault victims his own lawyer can't tell them apart, even on live television
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teacher charged with sexual exploitation of a minor claims that she's the real victim, because of the student's "elevated vocabulary." So that's what they're calling it these days
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Howard Stern says Trump's hot microphone comments were definitely "not just locker room talk." In related news: It says a lot about how deep deep down you have fallen when even radio shock jock Howard Stern has the moral high ground over you
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Something good has come out of the Trump campaign: the number of calls to sexual abuse hotlines is way up
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Sun October 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
American voters are increasingly like a six-year-old in the back seat of the family car: "Are we there yet? Is it over yet?"
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Fri October 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
PA youth pastor tells his wife he doesn't love her anymore and he wants to be with a 15-year-old girl from his youth group, who he's impregnated. 85 felony and 84 misdemeanor counts later, he learns why that was a REALLY bad idea
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Howard Stern: "You know about sexual predators? You are one" Trump: "It's true." Ha, ha, ha
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway tapdances around questions of Trump's pervy history. Says, it was in the bylaws of the pageant. Owner of pageant can barge into the dressing room at any time, even if it's full of nude 15 year-old girls. Trump wrote that himself
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
And I would have gotten away with it too, if not for you liberals and your pesky rape police
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
CNN's John King stopped an interview with Republican blowhard Jeff Sessions to explain that yes, grabbing genitals without permission is, in fact, the textbook definition of sexual assault
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Good news, athletes. You can bang all you want before the big game
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Pussy" is not the problem. "Grab" is the problem
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Sun October 09, 2016
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Producer of the first two seasons of The Apprentice: "You ain't seen nothing yet"
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Sat October 08, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
And the October Surprise Advent Calendar gives us another treat
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Fri October 07, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I am having mind-blowing sex with married coworker who is now pregnant. She assures me I am NOT the father, but I am dubious since she is allergic to condoms, If the child is mine, I want to step up and be a dad. Help
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Jezebel asks what it would take for a sexbot to pass the Turing test, rise up against the patriarchy, and find Sarah Connor
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Sat October 01, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my best friend got me to sleep with her fella just for fun, but now the joke's on her because I'm falling for him for the fabulous sex
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Police hunt woman pictured 'having sex with dinosaur' at children's playground. Jurassic Fark
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Tue September 27, 2016
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman walks in to find two burglars in her house. Fark: Having sex on her couch
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Sat September 24, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in high school and your teacher beat you up because he gave you four thousand dollars for some weed but you just took his money and spent it?
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Fri September 23, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Once again Farkers are below average
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctor who tested various trousers on rats to see how they affected their sex lives has been named a winner of the Ig Nobel Prize
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
A drunk, passed-out club hopper is not an anatomically-correct sex toy you can just take home
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having sex with a horse fears he'll never again have a stable relationship
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