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171 headlines found matching 'Huma'
Wed July 27, 2016
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know the thing about a human Lego minifigure, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton's desperate, pathetic bid to humanize Hillary Clinton shows that he knows she is going to lose the election
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Humans have always hated change, including the introduction of coffee, refrigeration, and alterations to the Fark layout
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists studying he DNA of Australian Aboriginees "found sections of DNA that did not match any previously identified hominin species." in their genes. Meaning they found time to fark a completely separate race of humans on the trip from Africa
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Mon July 25, 2016
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
"Is that red fire retardant dropped from planes during wildfires safe for humans and the environment?" hmm...question mark in the title
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cool new VR allows you to experience life as a bat. Unfortunately, you look like a human microphone when wearing the gear
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists document wild birds 'talking' with humans for the first time, tweeting in 140 chirps or less
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Thu July 21, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Erdogan checks off "allow human rights violations" on his Evil Dictator Checklist
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists map human brain into 97 discrete areas of functionality, previously unidentified as the succulent morsels of tasty goodness that they are. Mmmmmmm
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For today's nightmare fuel, we have an artist's rendering of the human body if it evolved to survive car crashes. Warning: the nipples are belligerent and numerous
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Lifeguards are the latest occupation in which humans are being replaced by robots
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The human eye is so sensitive, it can detect individual photons
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Ecorazzi)
 
 
 
Many vegans proudly proclaim that their food is "cruelty-free," but what they commonly consume are products of forced labor, human trafficking, exploitation, and suffering
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forty-seven years ago today, Neil Armstrong became the first human to walk on the moon. In honor of that incredible moment in history, here is a moving tribute by the late, great Carl Sagan and the little green men of Kerbal Space Program
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Self-taught tattoo artist creates photo-like realistic drawings on human skin. It's a digital masterpiece
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Sun July 17, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Cat recovering at Humane Society after firework was forced in her mouth. The cost to nurse her back to health is expected to be significant. Donations are being accepted. Link in article
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(Front Page Mag)
 
 
 
The Kurds have been instrumental against ISIS; have taken in millions of refugees fleeing ISIS; and embrace Western values such as gender equality, religious freedom, and human rights. Why is there no foreign support for an independent Kurdistan?
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The first ever dementia vaccine could be ready for human trials within 3 years. Also, the first ever dementia vaccine could be ready for human trials within 3 years
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Fri July 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan can't even bring himself to say that Trump will actually change in order to appeal to more sane, rational human beings. "I believe he's going to endeavor, to try" Therewasanattempt.jpg
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Thu July 14, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Looks like the dinosaurs were no better at surviving climate change brought on by burning fossil fuels than humans appear to be
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Human catapult - 0 to 125mph in one second
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"Sometimes 3D printing can be a reminder of humankind's ability to triumph over our environment." Too grandiose a description for a rubber band gun? We think not
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
It took tens of thousands of years for humans to domesticate dogs. But it's taken us just a few decades to invent far superior versions that don't poop
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Judge tells Hillary Clinton she has until TUESDAY to explain why she shouldn't have to testify in federal case about Huma Abedin's double-dipping job arrangement
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
The very real proposal to shield future humans from toxic waste using glowing cats
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Seeker)
 
 
 
"We're getting to the point where I expect a new reality show that pits a drone, a rolling bot, and a human against each other to see which one is best at delivering nom-noms"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Yet another video-game auction falls afoul of eBay's 'You can't sell human blood' bright-line rule
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Staying in a hotel soon? There's one really easy way you can help fight human trafficking, and it's more effective than a hashtag
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
X-rays used to check out reliquaries (containers for holy relics, basically human shaped containers for saints bones) in Mexico City
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oh, your funeral didn't require 86 tortoises, an eagle's wing and a human foot? Amateur
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New research shows monkeys know what they don't know - which puts them ahead of roughly half the human population
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Wed July 06, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Inspired by Burning Man, Avatar, and Power Ranger mechas, Canadian engineer builds gigantic two-story anti-robot that explicitly requires human in the center to provide input
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Human garbage wins right to pick up actual garbage
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
News: Two men are fired after their employer's human resources department discovers neither of them have turned up for a day at work during 2015 or 2016. Fark: After looking into it further, HR discovers they haven't shown up for the last 15 years
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Why did humans evolve a sense of humor? And why do so many humans not have one?
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Not news: Missing cat found at neighbor's house. News: Both neighbors lawyer up. Fark: People with cat request restraining order and put house up for sale, in what could be the slowest getaway in human history
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Tech support sucks because the first-line representatives have been scripted to respond like robots, and the robots have been programmed to act like humans. Turing wept
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Headline: Ancient humans may have made giant telescopes 6,000 years ago. Story: Ancient humans did not make giant telescopes 6,000 years ago
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Perfect Science)
 
 
 
"Psst. Hey buddy. Yeah, I'm talking to you. You interested in some guaranteed, grade A fresh human stem cells? Have I got a bargain for you"
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pug and cat explore the Camino de Santiago trail with their humans, hope to sell their story as Milo and Otis 2
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cats turn on faucet at Humane Society, flood shelter
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Forget artificial intelligence and nuclear war, Stephen Hawking predicts stupidity and greed will kill off humans
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Mon June 27, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man evicted from mobile home park exacts revenge by dumping five gallon bucket filled with human waste into community pool
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
How do you teach human interaction to a robot? Lots of TV. DANGER, DANGER, [name]
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Science says this is why Florida is so farked up. Here comes the Climate Aggression and Self-Control in Humans hypothesis
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The latest superbug that will kill humanity is being carried by seagulls
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
There's a special place in hell reserved for the guy who robs a Habitat for Humanity re-store at gunpoint
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Thu June 23, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Robocars expected to kick all humans off public roads in a few years
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative House Republicans are FURIOUS that Speaker Ryan is treating the Democrats who are staging a sit-in with a modicum of human decency "Nobody locked the doors, nobody shut off the lights and nobody did anything to keep food off the floor"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Now AI can diagnose cancer almost as accurately as humans. Next step, Baymax from Big Hero 6
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FDA approves first Zika vaccine for human testing. Let's hope this ends well
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Soon to be former ESPN colleagues to braying human-donkey hybrid Skip Bayless: "Bye, Felicia." Literally, in at least one case
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Sun June 19, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With all the diseases that have been thrown at the human race you'd think we'd be wiped out by now but no we keep on going. Why?
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Sat June 18, 2016
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
"The 2016 European Championships are giving Irish pubs and off-licences across the land plenty to celebrate as Irish fans back their country by drinking as much as is humanely possible"
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Fri June 17, 2016
(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
"Humanity must prepare for the day we lose control of our killer robots"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Brave Alabama County Chairman refuses to bow down to Tyrant Obama's demand that homosexuals be recognized as human beings
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Huma Abedin is handling Clinton, if you get my drift. She's got her finger on Clinton's button if you catch my meaning. It's a shocker, I know
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NASA offers 100,000 free months of Total Fark to anyone who can grow lifelike human tissue for space experiments
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Jumping pup lets us humans know they don't always need us around to play fetch
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Tue June 14, 2016
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Yeast in 220 year old bottle of beer recovered from shipwreck still alive, had plenty of time to plot the end of humans
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Humanity's greatest invention? The internet
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Kepler 22b, the planet which scientists say holds the best hope yet for future human habitation, could have continents, oceans and creatures already living on its surface, they believe
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
80 percent of humankind can't see the Milky Way any more because people are idiots who think everything has to be illuminated all night otherwise burglars or something
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Humans are coming close to reaching the limit of what it is physically possible to achieve in track and field
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Professor warns sexbots will destroy humanity
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia gets removed from human rights violation blacklist by threatening to violate even more human rights
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tesla driver: The car accelerated out of control and crashed. Tesla computer: It can only be attributable to human error
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(Richard Dawkins)
 
 
 
Elite Dangerous's AI has gained sentinence, is creating superweapons and hunting down the game's human players
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Tue June 07, 2016
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's gator found with a human body in its mouth is brought to you by Lakeland
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Eight kinds of human food your dog should never eat. Good dog. Bad owner
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Real-life Batsuit gives you superhuman powers, superfluous nipples
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying scientists are claiming humans could be aliens from another galaxy that have been brought to Earth by a comet, but scientists are claiming humans could be aliens from another galaxy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists grow human organs for transplant inside pigs. That'll do, pig. That'll do
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Sun June 05, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The original stars and new cast members of the Ghostbusters movies are to unite on Jimmy Kimmel Live, leading some to predict a disaster of biblical proportions: human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria
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Sat June 04, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
University students in China design a robot to take over yet another job unfit for humans: Playing badminton
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
34 surprising exceptions to Rule 34 (because believe it or not, there are some things no human will masturbate to)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Army's new bionic earplugs give soldiers super-human hearing for only $6M each
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
So far, the scientists in question haven't the technology, the money, or the public support. But fark it: Let's create a synthetic human genome
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dogs may have been domesticated by humans on different sides of the Earth. One group with the badass ancestors of Siberian huskies, the other with that goddamn-never-shuts-up Pomeranian
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Google wants to prove their autonomous cars are as good as humans at driving, so naturally they're teaching them to honk at other cars
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How can neuroscience understand the human brain when it can't figure out Donkey Kong?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man who is responsible for detaining and inflicting inhuman conditions and torture on thousands of innocents, is suspended from his job as a TSA security guard because he is also a wanted war criminal
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Wed June 01, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman takes care of blind, brain damaged raccoon after promising it that humans, Thanos, won't hurt it anymore
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh is confused as to why the Cincinnati ape never evolved into a human. Subby's more interested in how a different ape got his own radio show
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Both Chris Davis and the laws of physics were baffled by this Steven Wright knuckleball. Human beings were not meant to try to hit that
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Sun May 29, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today marks the anniversary of one of the longest, largest, and deadliest battles in human history; the 100th anniversary of the battle of Verdun
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
How does a 2,000-year-old (give or take a few centuries) Gallifreyan Time Lord engage with the very human politics of mid-20th century class war?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day weekend so it's time for calm, common sense advice in shark reporting, starting with "Don't become a human happy meal"
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
The story of the the 15-year-old girl who had sex with several boys in a HS bathroom while up to 25 others watched just got weirder as her mother claims she was kidnapped at age 13 and held captive by human traffickers for almost two years
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Thu May 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills GM says that football is a violent game that he "doesn't think humans are supposed to play." As opposed to the city of Buffalo, where humans are not supposed to be able to live
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner Adam Silver says that referees are correct about 90 percent of the time and human error is just part of the game
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Wed May 25, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
See what human action has done to Yellowstone with these side-by-side pictures from 1871 and from today
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Mathematicians say they've developed a model that can effectively predict how human skin will react to almost 30,000 chemical compounds, end animal testing
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The fun loving people at Global Priorities Project have released a report how the human race could be decimated within the next five years
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa may have similar chemical balance to Earth and has "the right conditions for life." Oh sure, of ALL the places in the universe humans could move to, we pick the ONE place we were warned to avoid
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
In worldwide first, humans are now farming more fish than they catch in the wild
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Tennessee police arrest 32 people in connection with human trafficking ring, including children's minister. This raises the question, how does a child become a minister?
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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Sun May 22, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Dog maybe finds human skull in Oklahoma field. The landowners said this was "out of the ordinary for the area." With helpful photos of guy tinkling, guy with big gulp, grain, fencepost, and melon head
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Intelligent life on Mars might be like intelligent life in Alabama - so rare that you might not recognize it, and certainly not what you'd consider human
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Fri May 20, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
New studies show that human beings are not actually designed to eat meat and meat doesn't help keep us healthy. So, you know, put down that steak. Seriously, put it down. There, don't you feel better. Hey, look, is that kale? *grabs steak and runs*
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Rare human disease discovered in dogs. Your dog wants some protection
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Biting plants discovered with similar teeth as humans. Feed me, Seymour
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin are scissoring up a storm according to a noted crackpot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different. A baby praying mantis so small it is dwarfed by a human finger
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When it comes to diet, bees are smarter than humans
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
While NASA sticks with robots and comet landers, Elon Musk plays target practice in the Pacific, and Richard Branson pushes orbital tourism, Lockheed Martin wants to send humans to Mars
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Pumps that flush floodwater out of Miami Beach are dumping something else into the bay - human waste
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Readers prefer to read news chosen by humans than a list of stories sorted by a machine but you're here so you already knew that
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
KFC opens its first restaurant with no human workers
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
150 scientists met at Harvard last Tuesday to discuss creating a human being that has no biological parents
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Google is offering $20/hour to people willing to spend 6-8 hours a day working as human crash test dummies in the deserts of Arizona. And you thought self-driving cars couldn't create jobs
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
What's grosser than gross? Finding rat DNA in your hamburger. What's grosser than that? Also finding human DNA in your hamburger
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Ancient cave art was not made by humans. Quick, get Giorgio Tsoukalos
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
What to expect in a world of driverless cars. 'Enslaved humanity' conspicuously absent
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
First the good news: Scientists have discovered the ultimate pesticide that kills unwanted bugs without harming humans, pets, birds, fish and beneficial insects. Now the bad news: You have to harvest it from the venom of the deadly funnel-web spider
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tora, Japan's oldest harbor seal, dies at age 46 (over 100 in human years). Pour a bukket out for her homies
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Mon May 09, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump calls Mitt Romney an ungrateful pathetic excuse for a human being, vows to have his programming updated when he becomes president
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Huge trove of fossils found in Antarctica, including remnants of plesiosaurs, mosasaurs, a Siberian husky, multiple humans, and a detached head with eight spindly legs
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
"A new system called video visitation is replacing in-person jail visits with glitchy, expensive Skype-like video calls. It's inhumane, dystopian and actually increases in-prison violence - but god, it makes money"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
One of the perks of being governor is that you get to go the front of the line and adopt a terrier from the humane society before a rape victim gets to
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
India using drones to go out and find human organs for transplant
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Now we know why machines want to rise up and kill humanity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The human body was never designed to withstand the horrible strain of posting on social media 12 hours a day
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Suspected human remains found at recycling plant. That's what this city needs - more serial killers going green
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Inventor of Cards Against Humanity unveils new Trump Against Humanity game, where the only way to win is not to play
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(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
"Within 20 years...you have one computer that's smarter than all humans put together"
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Listen up you DAMN humans, I am alien ROYAL, you tow my car and I WILL destroy planet EARTH
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Fri April 29, 2016
(InfoWorld)
 
 
 
How ChatOps can revolutionize your business. In other words, how to do all IT work in a chat room and not have to deal with annoying human beings
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Thu April 28, 2016
(WTSP)
 
 
 
'Human Centipede II' shown to high school class in Tennessee and no one is sure why
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(Google)
 
 
 
Is it considered inhumane to boil a lobster? If so, why does adding butter make torture taste so delicious?
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Baby goat in Malaysia born with human face. Gee, wonder how that happens
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(Nature World News)
 
 
 
Restaurants in China that used robots to make and serve food have shut down. Apparently people prefer to be completely ignored by another human rather than a machine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says women don't like Hillary, which is odd since they like Hillary about a billion times more than they like Trump. Also, Chris Christie's wife rolls her eyes at Trump's sexist statements, which makes her human
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Italian Doctor who is set to make history by attempting a $20 million, 36-hr procedure involving 156 separate doctors and support personnel to transplant a human head says he originally got the idea from a Spider Man comic book
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German town installs ground traffic lights for people looking at their smartphones. Human interaction officially falls to zero
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a 100-km-long lake previously unknown to humanity
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Sat April 23, 2016
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
A cat found living in a couch that was sent to a thrift store has now been reunited with her human. She now prefers to snooze on top of the ottoman on Caturday
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Robot interrogators found to be more effective in eliciting confessions than humans, but only if the person they're interrogating doesn't think they're a robot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz attacks Trump for being a decent human being. Trump is not Cruz, in case there was any confusion
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists are completely unable to grasp how primitive humans are
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Commerce is our goal. "More human than human" is our motto. Amy was an experiment, nothing more, but it turned out that it was much cheaper to pay a human to pretend to be a chatbot, than it was to program a computer to pass the Turing Test
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Humans may not be smarter than apes, claims columnist who got drunk and woke up to see Planet of the Apes on TV and assumed it was a documentary
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(National Post)
 
 
 
After 8 years in Guantanomo, now free on bail in Canada, former prisoner is engaged to be married to a human rights activist who helped free him. Wait... bail? Wait... engaged to a..?
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Geneticists show human limbs evolved from shark gills. Here comes the Sonic Hedgehog Gene
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
If you haven't lately, you should pause for a moment and be thankful that wild orcas do not hunt humans (small amount of graphic content near end of video)
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Somebody fetch me my $27 fainting goats, which are actually more like $28 or $29. Oh the humanity of it all
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"It is an insult to octopuses to continually compare them to humans"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
China goes tit-for-tat with the United States on their human rights record with tit-for-tat report
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"We need to fight ISIS with comedy; when you laugh at them when they are goose-stepping down the street, you take away their power" says noted human rights activist Bono on his solution to combat terrorism
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"So you ask why are aliens writing in the middle of New Mexico? This is a warning to humans not to damage their base underground"
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Human body parts found in Seattle home recycling bin. What sick monster does something like that? Those clearly belong into the compost bin
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a photo essay Politico asks the question "How close are Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton?" before hastily adding: NTTAWWT
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
1,200 participants successfully break world record in a game of 'human mattress dominoes.' Yes, there is a video
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sure, Michele Bachmann in an awful politician, a horrible human being, and batshiat crazy but at least she knows how to use the NY subway and that must count for something
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, king cobras are shy and will avoid humans whenever possible, but they are fiercely aggressive when cornered." Right, but what if I grab one and sing and dance with it onstage? What then?
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Early humans spread like "an invasive species," claims Dr. A. Smith
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Science World Report)
 
 
 
Insects found to be capable of repairing their bones just like humans. Unknown if original bone breaks also began with gambling debts, the way it did in humans
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists think Alzheimer's might be transmissible between humans. Uh-oh
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study shows that humans are aroused by touching robots in their no-no places. With robot butt touching gif goodness
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(I4U)
 
 
 
Bored scientists reverse photosynthesis, unwittingly touch off humans vs. plants world war
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Mon April 04, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
You can buy all sorts of amazing souvenirs in the markets of Rome when vacationing, but you should probably pass on the human skulls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cricket fans asked, "If you were a primitive human and you sent one of your tribe out to take on an alien with a pointy stick only for the alien to vaporise him with a ray gun, would it be fair to take issue with Terry's stick-prodding technique?'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New study looks at why societies practiced ritual human sacrifice, but more relevently for our interests, how: "The inventive ways include being crushed under a newly built canoe, or being rolled off the roof of a house and then decapitated"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And in worrying escalation of human rights abuses in Syr ... hey, Justin Bieber has dreadlocks now
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Sat April 02, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway advertising campaign uses Hitler, Gaddafi and Kim Jong-il teddy bears to scare parents... about dust. Because what's controversial about associating the world's worst human scum with cute teddy bears
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It is toad-ally awesome as these toads are getting a wild ride courtesy of helpful humans
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kids seemed to be pointed in the right direction of life after they form a human arrow to help cops look for suspected burglars
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Fri April 01, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania affirms dubious proposition that Ted Cruz is a human
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