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148 headlines found matching 'Huma'
Fri May 26, 2017
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google's co-founder is building the biggest aircraft in the world - an airship. Why? To be able to deliver supplies and food on humanitarian missions to remote locations. Oh... the humanity
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember bow hunters, when you encounter a bear that's human hunting ...be very, very quiet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump casts a wider net in search for replacement FBI director, no doubt expanding his search to include freeway underpasses, homeless shelters and possibly the SPCA and Humane Society
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Wed May 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Move over China, India is number one in total human population now
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"This 'cult' had one goal ... to rewrite history to hide the truth, which is that the Confederacy was on the wrong side of humanity." Full transcript of New Orleans mayor Landrieu's speech after taking down the confederate monuments, worth a read
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz once asked Stephen Colbert to 'humanize' him. Apparently he was sick of being mistaken for a blobfish
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Global Seed Vault, designed to preserve humanity's crops from global warming devastation, was flooded due to global warming
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Volunteer archaeologists in New Jersey find human blood on revolutionary war shrapnel. Soon my dream of mixing Colonial Williamsburg and Jurassic Park will be a reality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I would think that a bug that likes biting humans around their lips and faces as they sleep and then defecates into the wound with feces that harbor an infectious parasite that causes heart disease would have a scarier laymen name than "kissing bug"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
In Canada, raising crickets for human consumption has been increasing in popularity
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(Aeon.co)
 
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Why do humans like stories about humans living in a future where most of the humans are dead?
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Mon May 15, 2017
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
Man carrying human head stabs store employee; woman's body found in nearby home a short time later. Police say events are connected, even if the physical evidence is not
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Why is Donald Trump's selection of a human-owl hybrid as Vatican ambassador so controversial?
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Possibly the Daily Mail's only non-loathsome journalist rails against self-service tills at retail, spends whole day shopping on High Street using them to prove they waste more of your time than human-staffed tills
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Sat May 13, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What will humans look like in 1,000 years? Let's take a peek into the future
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
LSD may be a great brain-enhancing supplement that could help humanoids beat computers in games with a creative element played inside a crystal palace with flocks of ostriches hovering above the seven jesters jestering in lakes of vibrant gold eels
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New study finds humans make "suboptimal" decisions when making routing decisions. If only there was some kind of system we could use to work out the optimal route using global positions
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Kentucky Tea Party leader and former Trump campaign chair Tim Nolan faces 100 years in prison for multiple charges of rape, human trafficking of a minor, human trafficking of five adults, witness tampering, and prostitution. BUT HER EMAILS
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Taylor & Francis)
 
 
 
Welp, the academics are onto us: " I, therefore, juxtapose feminist posthumanist theories and feminist food studies scholarship to demonstrate how eastern fox squirrels are subjected to gendered, racialized, and speciesist thinking"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Primitive humans also had funerary customs, burying their dead with purpose and intent, fear of a zombie uprising
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"A human being just can't compare with that." Especially when the human greenlights Brietbart links
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Hell of a way to start an article: "Contractors ... strongly advised to brace themselves before they open the closets. They might find charred human remains or a foot-long prosthetic penis"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Sen. Cory Gardner called Kim Jong-un a "whack job." Kim Jong-un replies that Gardner is "human dirt" who has "lost basic judgment and body hair." Time to dust off the "Yo Mama" jokes
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Newly discovered, small brained species of human, Homo Redditorus, may have lived alongside their bigger brained but rarer cousin, Homo Farkerus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out James Comey misspoke when he said that Huma Abedin forwarded classified emails to Anthony Weiner. But only if you use "misspoke" to mean "totally made things up". But boy, it sure did take the focus off the real issue, didn't it?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm facing a situation where it looks like having a couple of healthy cats euthanized may be the best option. Come, read my DIT and let me know what a horrible human being I am. Or suggest something useful. Perhaps a word or two of encouragement
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Animals dressed as humans in movie scenes
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
RIP, Pepe the Frog. Donations in lieu of flowers to the Anti-Fascist Network, the LGBT foundation, or the Human Rights Campaign please
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Sat May 06, 2017
(GQ)
 
 
 
The President of the United States believes exercise is bad for you because humans contain a finite amount of energy which exercise depletes more quickly, like a battery
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We're pretty sure Artificial Intelligence and biometric data will transform politics and economics by allowing governments and corporations to predict and manipulate human desires. Now it looks like they can even transform ART. Here comes the science
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Global warming enhanced by humanity's refusal to eat pests (with picture that will remind you of an infamously gross Stark Trek episode)
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(Time)
 
 
 
When the aliens come -- and they will -- they will probably come in peace and not eat us tasty humans
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Thu May 04, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking warns that we must leave Earth in 100 years if humans are to survive. Scientists protest, saying geologically speaking we just got here
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robot brain surgeon can do complex procedures 50 times faster than humans, help arrange the funerals as early as the next day
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Defence Minister on visit to India says he was responsible for the winged Afghani human female with living venomous snakes in her hair then changes his story
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists could have synthetic human DNA within 5 years. Didn't some already escape from the lab and get into the White House?
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Human bones? Nah, not us mate, we're just badgers. Look, I'm badgering. Not digging up graves. No sirree Bob
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Not news: Viral infection spreads from one tick species to another. Fark: The new species is the deer tick, and the infection can cause fatal brain inflammation in humans. OMFG: The virus can be transmitted in as little as 15 minutes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Okay, human. What stupid thing are you going to involve me in now? Do I have to move? No? Fine"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of the series premiere of American Gods, which showed the dangers of sleeping with Gods who like a human sacrifice
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
As practice for his planned human head transplant, doctor adds a mouse's head to the body of a rat - all the while laughing maniacally
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Sat April 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unhinged hate buffet Alex Jones holds press conference so he can complain about Chobani yogurt and caution his viewers about "animal-human chimeras" because scientists are putting human cells into pigs
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists argue the human brain is constantly in a state of hallucination which would mean our perception of reality is actually a hallucination. There is no spoon
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Tue April 25, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists bring us one step closer to a future where humans are grown in bags
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Fark all this mamsy-pamsy humane execution bullshiat. If we're gonna do this, let's do it right with firing squads and guillotines. And live stream that shiat." -- 9th Circuit Federal Judge Alex Kozinski
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
You think it's going to be bad when the bots take over us humans ...wait until they start hacking themselves
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Messi scores in injury time to give Barcelona the victory over Real Madrid in El Clasico and announcer Ray Hudson calls it like it's the peak accomplishment in all of human history
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Sat April 22, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Plants are not only trying to reproduce in the spring--pollen raises the suicide rate in humans. I, for one, welcome our new angiospermian overlords
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple has developed fake human sweat. Don't you idiots know that's the only way we could spot first generation terminators?
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Some Squid)
 
 
 
US military now recognizes 'Humanism' as a valid belief system like any other religion, paving the way for Pastafarian chaplains and lay leaders
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/19): Deadpool teams up with Spider-Man to stop his demon queen wife from ditching him, marrying Dracula, and leading an underground monster revolution against humanity. And it's probably only the third-weirdest book out this week
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Protein in young human blood makes mice smarter. Just what we need: super-intelligent vampire mice
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Tue April 18, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: Harry Reid did something useful for humanity. Granted, it took two decades for the law to be used. But still
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Mon April 17, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Pizza Rat gets tired of pizza slices, now has a hankering for human flesh
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Creationist says there is proof dinosaurs lived with humans but the "truth" is being covered up
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Thu April 13, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's office makes no response after investigators find privatizing prisons to save money actually ended up costing the state more. To be fair, he could be answering in an inaudible pitch way above human hearing
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(CNN)
 
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This morning's segment about the U.S. "Showdown with North Korea" is basically just a press release from the Defense Department. Are people really stupid enough to think this is journalism? Can humanity survive, or are we doomed by our own stupidity?
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Ice monsters on Zao mountains are totally real, guys. We have photos taken all the way back in 1921 that prove they existed and uttered snappy one-liners whenever they met humans
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Terrifying monument to toothache, made of real human teeth, installed at St. Petersburg dental clinic
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Tue April 11, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
WANTED TO BUY: Human skin. Paying $400. Really
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
It turns out that the human brain doesn't think the way we do
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Sat April 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney looking to patent humanoid robot for its noon robot parade. If it's not approved on time, we'll have to wait for the 12:05 parade
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The dumbest farking human being ever just got put on the National Security Council
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Tue April 04, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
The end of the world is near: We humans will lose control of artificial intelligence, it's just a matter of time
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Mon April 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Trusting Donald Trump is like putting your faith in a human IED." But at least the IED will kill you whereas Trump would have you commit treason
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Brewers reliever sent to Triple-A declines to go. "I'd rather have a 9-To-5 job where I get treated like a human"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today in BizarroWorld: FoxNews grills Scott Pruitt, gets him to admit climate change is caused by human activity
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fish, like humans...even political flamewarriors, are sentient beings that form friendships, and experience positive emotions
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(Idaho Statesman)
 
 
 
Some humans believe in love at first sight. In the case of Tres and Lilly, you could say it was love at first sniff, just in time for Caturday
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Every robot will cost six humans their jobs. Mostly because robots work a full eight hours without stopping for coffee breaks, checking online dating sites and posting on Facebook
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Thu March 30, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
A Republican just admitted climate change is real, but it is due not to human action it is caused by the Earth moving closer to the Sun
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Wed March 29, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A 13-second MMA video clip shows how humanity can bring fighting with each other to a complete halt
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Skynet zombies or duplicating human sentience?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers conclude cats prefer spending time with humans over eating food
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Elon Musk (and Bill Gates and Stephen Hawking) believes A.I. is a direct threat to humanity, and that his quest for space vehicles is aimed at Mars colonization so humanity has a place to escape when the machines take over
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you like to use the self-checkout line it's because you're an introvert who will go to great lengths to avoid interacting with fellow humans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Despite his super-human strength, extreme martial arts training, and utility belt full of gadgets, Josh McCown won't stop us from drafting a QB, cackles evil Jets GM in a villainous manner
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Garrison Keillor believes that the children of privilege like Donald Trump missed out on digging in the dirt when young and are now incomplete human beings because of it
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"If you want to see how humans behave naturally, you don't go to a Manhattan high-rise or a vegan co-op or even a small farming village. You go to a hunter-gatherer community in the wilderness"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
With a human organ shortage in the world, we ask ourselves "Is it time to treat a human-pig chimera as a person?" Manbearpig wants to be part of this as well
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Now that the humans have conquered aging, we have all of eternity in which to try to take over the world"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
India declares the River Ganges is now legally a human being; they insist it's not because all the garbage and pollution has caused it to mutate and become self-aware
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(NOW Toronto)
 
 
 
Hermaphrodite frogs and feminized fish, as well as low sperm counts and reproductive problems in humans. Not my Toronto
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria... Woody Harrelson quits smoking pot
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Sun March 19, 2017
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple advocates that Texas schools not use corporal punishment with billboard. Human sacrifice they're OK with but no spanking
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick launches humanitarian mission to fly a plane packed with 60 tons of food and water to Somalia. He sounds like a stand up guy
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh man indicted for hate crimes committed at Red Robin. Crimes against humanty charges notably still absent for bottomless stale fries and dried out beef
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Thu March 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Human nose shape evolution linked to regional climate conditions, sharp-toothed snails
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Google expert says that by 2029, human brains will fuse with robotics to create super humans. Well, only in some people. Adding robotics to the brains of most people will create super-idiots
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Writing is the answer that evolution has devised for the problem of human loneliness." Which is why shy people are drawn to it, and are the best writers
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Erdogan accuses Merkel of supporting terrorists and human rights abuses. That's the joke
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Human-pug hybrid Kellyanne Conway pulls another alternative fact out of her rectum, says the Trump campaign was monitored in other ways
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Like a regular everyday Joe, George Clooney hauls his own luggage through the airport. Like a regular everyday Joe movie star married to a beautiful and glamorous European human rights lawyer
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos sticks his foot in his mouth again, for dehumanizing vulnerable people with cruel comments.....again
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Marvel's Inhumans' to include a 2,000-pound teleporting bulldog
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Time to fold, humans: poker-playing AI beats pros at Texas Hold'em 100% of the time
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Hey, guess who was all hawkish about the Russian threat until he got himself stitched into the Trump human centipede and started perjuring up a storm?
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies have featured zombie pirates and human/octopus hybrids. But sharks with elongated rib cages? That's a bridge too far
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists predict that in distant the future humans will have evolved into two separate sub-species
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity creator sends a copy of new game Secret Hitler to each senator, so they can practice helping/hindering the rise of the next great dictator
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists at the What Could Go Wrong Center for Humanity-Ending Research create robot that wears human skin
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Marvel casts its star for ABC's 'Inhumans' series that will surely have us all wishing it was made by Netflix instead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists say that a permanent human colony on Mars would evolve into a new human species, causing the skin to change color, bone density to increase, eyes enlarge due to lower light and women to have three breasts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientist discover method for growing human ears on apples. Bill Bailey was right - research scientists are just well-financed stoners
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Mon February 27, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
52 seconds is what it took two 'bashful' pandas at the Tokyo zoo to mate after a four year hiatus. Which is probably 30 seconds longer than most human males can take after four years of no nookie
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
WHO names 12 bacteria that pose the greatest threat to human health; is on first, playing "Boris the Spider"
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Robots now coming with fluffy tails so they can communicate how they're feeling to humans (pic)
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The U.S. should withdraw from the UN Human Rights Council. Because, human rights, what does that mean? It's very vague
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Here's Donald Trump's epic CPAC speech, translated into human: "We're ahead of even our most ambitious estimates for driving America into the ground"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Today's cage match: the First Amendment vs Basic Human Decency
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Remember the third guy shot by the racist in Kansas? "I was just doing what anyone should have done," Grillot told the newspaper. "It's not about where he's from, or ethnicity. We're all humans." (Hero beats followup.)
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
And here we see Israel banning foreign staffers of Human Rights Watch, insisting they are merely tools for Palestinian propaganda
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
In another sign of how libby-lib the Church has become under Pope Francis, and a probable sign of the end times, Catholics are given permission to eat meat on Fridays during Lent. But only if you are a drunken, subhuman Irishman
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Milo Fanbois are starting to realize that they are just pawns in the game of life. Racist, Nazi, bigoted, subhuman pawns
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dog joins bike race, blows away the mechanically assisted humans, wins our hearts
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While Trump was busy patting himself on the back for being the least anti semitic human this world has ever seen, American Muslims were quietly raising money to repair Jewish tombstones in St.Louis
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Hold the Front Page)
 
 
 
"Social media is everything that is wrong with the world, and I wish we could turn it off. I think it is de-intellectualized us. I think it has robbed us of introspection, which is the most important thing a human being can have"
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Fri February 17, 2017
(La Migra, I swear)
 
 
 
Just in case your faith in humanity hasn't been completely destroyed, there are now people pretending to be ICE agents in order to extort money from immigrants
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Tue February 14, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Humans engage AI in translation competition
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(Daily Snark)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow may not be a great quarterback, but he's a great human being
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Here's an updated list of the 10 threats capable of wiping humanity out courtesy of the Centre for the Study of Existential Risk, and in the 2017 edition, "tyrannical leaders' and 'nuclear holocaust' are getting a lot of play for some reason
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hermit crab using a human skull for a shell
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Has China beaten NASA with an 'impossible' warp drive engine that will get humans to Mars in mere weeks?
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York public schools doing very well just in time for Devos to try and privatize them all and bring an end to humanity. Is she not man? She is Devos
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A bizarre training exercise saw zoo staff prepare for a chimpanzee escape by chasing a human in a chimp costume while he bit them and hit them with a stick. Why yes it was in Japan, why do you ask?
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amazon to open a store that is staffed with only three human workers, hopefully not to be confused with Sears
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Ancient earthen mounds prove humans flattened the Amazon rainforest thousands of years ago, but it recovered just fine
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Tue February 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CEO and owner of 84 Lumber says she is a supporter of President Trump, and his proposed border wall, which totally explains why her company just spent millions of dollars on a Superbowl ad depicting the wall as inhumane and Un-American
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Biohacker" pursues lifelong quest of becoming a human vibrator. "It was just a low hanging fruit"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Scientists weaponize human skin
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Child rapist arrested with this chilling quote from the story: One detective said that the human race hasn't invented words yet to describe what they found in the trailer of 57-year-old William Charles Thomas. (with mugshot timeline)
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Mon February 06, 2017
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Flight attendant saves child from human trafficking: "I left a note in one of the bathrooms. "She wrote back on the note and said 'I need help.'"
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
1,941 people break the world record for most humans simultaneously floating in the water, topping the old record set in NYC's East River
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Fri February 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump is never getting his wall. Never. Not for any altruistic or decently human reasons, mind you, but because business owners and the Republicans they control are addicted to cheap labor
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The spitting archerfish is an assassin that can tell your face apart from every other single human in a heartbeat
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Thu February 02, 2017
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Christopher Columbus evicted from Pepperdine University over genocide and racial oppression and cultural acceptance and personal experience of marginalized students and painful reminders of loss and human tragedy etc
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
Photoshop this human furball
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cat eats corn on the cob just like a human and as predicted in the Book of Revelation. Boy, those portents of Armageddon are just flying around this week
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
UN says refugee ban is mean-spirited and illegal under human rights law, will send strongly worded letter Trump won't read
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Sun January 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon personally overruled DHS decision not to include green card holders in travel ban, overruling lawyers and other people who understand things like The Constitution and laws and human rights
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
We're in the midst of the biggest humanitarian crisis since World War II, so First Lady Ivanka Trump wants everyone to know she looks good for her date night
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The real reason for today's self-inflicted humanitarian crisis was to distract from noticing Steve Bannon giving himself power over the National Security Council
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Sat January 28, 2017
(JSTOR)
 
 
 
"Pets are a recent invention, no older than the 18th century. The pet is the ultimate indulgence in humanity's history of using animals only for food or work and in the West, they may now be our only remaining contact with animals"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stunned Pittsburgh museum workers find a REAL human skull inside the 148 year old plaster head of a diorama figure
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