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64 headlines found matching 'Houston'
Mon January 23, 2017
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(Today)
 
 
 
Luke Bryan to sing the National Anthem at Super Bowl LI, plans to somehow work in Budweiser, Ford Pick-ups, tailgating, and objectification of women to make it into a traditional Bro Country song
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Sun January 22, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four teams are vying for the chance to go to the Super Bowl. Will the Pack go back to Texas or will the Falcons soar to victory to advance to Houston? Will it be Big Ben or Tom Brady leading his team to victory? The fun begins at 3 PM ET on FOX
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Fri January 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he's a douche, has plans to get a job as the Consumer Reporter at KABC 7
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Dallas Cowboys being eliminated and the fact that the game is being played in Houston, the price for the cheapest Super Bowl ticket is now down to $3349
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Wed January 11, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Since he's no longer playing for the NFL, it's a good thing Johnny Manziel wisely invested his money so he doesn't have to resort to cheap stunts like charging people $50 to take a selfie with him
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Mon January 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are 14.5 point favorites against the Houston Texans, making them the biggest playoff favorites since 1998
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Sun January 08, 2017
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having less than 13 lbs of kitty litter
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Sat January 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 2016-17 NFL playoffs begin today with the #5 Oakland Raiders at the #4 Houston Texans starting at 4:30pm ET on ABC/ESPN then we get the #5 Detroit Lions at the #3 Seattle Seahawks starting at 8:15pm on NBC
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Fri January 06, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's Texas. Of course you can rent a cowboy boot-shaped house
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Man tired of the wait in the ER shoots to the head of the line
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Before his hair flew away; what was your favorite Nicholas Coppala performance?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the most cowardly thing you've done?
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(NESN)
 
 
 
Bill O'Brien has won the AFC South twice and never had a losing season in Houston despite having to start more QBs than the Browns. So naturally, Houston wants to fire him
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
In praise of the Omega Speedmaster, the "holy grail" of watches that was developed in top secret labs for astronauts to wear in outer space. But your Casio is nice too
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Sat December 31, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
USPS gives woman 7 canaries to replace smashed package of dead birds it delivered before Christmas. Pet owner sends out numerous tweets with the happy news
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Kera News)
 
 
 
Just in time for the "do your due diligence" presidency: Blue Bell requests easing of bacterial testing following deaths due to Listeria contaminated ice cream 2 years ago
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Houston Rockets rookie brings back the old-fashioned underhand free-throw to the NBA and nails both of them in a real game. Let the revolution begin
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Sat December 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Texans and backup quarterback Tom Savage tame the Bengals or will Andy Dalton show the rookie how it's done and defeat Houston at NRG Stadium? It's your Saturday Night football thread starting at 8:25pm ET on the NFL Network
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines will now accept your word that you are a doctor. What if I'm not a doctor, but I do speak Jive?
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Major accident in Houston leaves Vodak bottles broken and scattered everywhere, I bet the Russians rigged this
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Being a rookie in the NFL is all fun and games. Until you get stuck with the team's $16,000 dinner tab
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Tue December 20, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
Just in case you haven't noticed, the Houston Rockets have quietly ripped off 10 straight wins, including setting a recent NBA record with 24 made 3 point shots on 61 attempts
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Mon December 19, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Texans name Tom Savage, whose contract includes just over $300,000 guaranteed compared to Osweiler's guaranteed $37 million, starting QB vs. Bengals
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Sat December 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We start the 2016-2017 bowl season with five bowl games between mid-majors. Will the UTSA Roadrunners outrun the New Mexico Lobos? Who is the victor between the Houston Cougars and the SDSU Aztecs? All this and more with kickoff at 2:00 PM ET
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Wed December 14, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If former reality television host Donald Trump can become president, then why can't former professional wrestler Booker T become mayor of Houston?
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Bengals release Nugent; plan to pick up Tommy Shaw off waivers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NFL no longer gives a damn about breast cancer
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"OK, who the hell ordered the sushi pizza?"
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Sun December 04, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey cancels remainder of his US tour, ranks his audiences, remains pretentious
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
City okays payout in case where police shot and killed naked teen. Fark: To officer who killed teen
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Lawyer sues college student for bad Yelp review, asking $100,000. Judge biatch-slaps lawyer and orders him to pay $26,831 to the pro bono lawyer who defended the student. Tag is for the lawyer that sued
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Thu December 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clay Matthews says shoulder injury caused by cheap shot......That's the joke
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Out of my way, peasants; I don't have to wait for offboarding like the rest of you lowlifes
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Sun November 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The University of Houston loses another football coach to the Big 12
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Fri November 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After you get finished with all of your Black Friday shopping, sit down and watch some college football. Top games include Nebraska-Iowa, the Apple Cup, and Toledo-Western Michigan. All this and more with the games beginning at Noon ET
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"James Harden went for 26/12/14 with 3 steals in 32 minutes. Ho hum. He's only the best player in the NBA right now"
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
The No. 5 Louisville Cardinals try to get more respect by defeating the Houston Cougars. What is this, the 1983 Final Four?
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Thu November 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Spygate and Deflategate. New Hotness: Playgate
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
This may come as a shock to those of you who don't live in Texas, but old white judges in Houston don't give a fark about poor black people
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The New York Times apologizes for biased coverage during the election, saying they "can't provide journalism without the support of subscribers." Translation: We promise to start doing our jobs if you start buying the paper again
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
News anchor shreds the media's last vestiges of respectability by saying she prayed for a Trump victory and as much as she hates to say it, the number of African Americans killing one another far outweighs the number of them being killed by whites
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Fri November 11, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Fernandez wins comeback player of the year award. The waves get an assist as they helped bring him back to shore
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Subby hates lists, but relented because Trump. Pizza Hut. WWE
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Sun November 06, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Chris Boswell's hideous onside kick attempt? It's beautiful when it works. Bonus: Boswell himself made it work
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Hershey stuffs 6,500 Kit Kat bars into the car of a student who got his stolen. Sweet
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Mon October 31, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos defensive coordinator Wade Phillips got to experience being in a football game
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Andre Johnson, who is probably better know for kicking Cortland Finnegan's ass than for his catches, decides to hang up the cleats after 14 years in the NFL
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Sun October 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sources say Osweiler lacking confidence, ability, leadership. Not money though, so that's nice
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Wed October 26, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
How bad is it in Houston? There is now a GoFundMe page to buy out the contract of quarterback Brock Osweiler
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Tue October 25, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Eminem writes a letter to Texans owner Bob McNair pleading for a quarterback change
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Sun October 16, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Indy be doomed or will Houston have a problem? Will Andrew Luck have a field day or will the Texans defense dominate? How many players will protest the National Anthem? It is your Sunday Night football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston police searching for burglary suspect at car dealership who left his homework behind. Larry Sellers unavailable for comment
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Texas students show off football throwing robots. Dolphins and Chiefs immediately offer generous contracts
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Chron)
 
 
 
After yesterday's game in Minnesota, the only question is how long until the Texans dethrone the Browns for saddest team
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby got the bike back out over the weekend and rode for the first time in several months. 48 hrs later he is still very saddle sore. Any suggestions on how to avoid this? Difficulty: only rode 10 miles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you were to become king or queen, would you be a good ruler?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Navy sinks Houston's national championship hopes
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Tue October 04, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Titans fire special teams coordinator Bobby April. Expected to interview candidates Chris Pike and Jim Kirk tomorrow
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Sun October 02, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Tired of the endless coverage of Paris Fashion Week? Here are the hot cars from Paris Motor Show week
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Fri September 30, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Because nobody embodies the brutal, sweaty, violent essence of the NFL quite like Lady Gaga
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Tue September 27, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Houston mall shooter was a white guy with Nazi ties, so, not terrorism then
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Police report Houston shooter was disgruntled ambulance chaser, didn't think he was this desperate though
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(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gunman injures seven at Houston mall. Gunman shot by police. Not this shiat again dude on scene
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