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100 headlines found matching 'House Republicans'
Mon March 27, 2017
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus member hailed as hero for stopping leopards from eating his constituents' faces by trying to make leopards eat . . . jeez, even this stupid meme can't make sense of what's going on anymore
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Every tough vote is going to suffer the same fate as Trumpcare, because even in a sleazy town like DC, the only currency in a tough vote is trust. And literally nobody trusts Trump
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Another day, another historically awful Trump approval rating poll
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How the rightwing media saved Obamacare. Wait, what?
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative media agrees: Trump is not to blame for the Trumpscare failure
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The GOP was counting on wiping out nearly $1 trillion in Obamacare taxes to help finance the sweeping tax cuts they've got planned for their next legislative act. And now it's unclear where all that money will come from." Fark needs a "ha-ha" tag
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The businessman president, who sold himself to tens of millions of disillusioned voters last year as the outsider who could tame a broken capital, ended his first confrontation with lawmakers overmatched, outmaneuvered and ultimately empty-handed"
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Will he announce his resignation on the heels of a crushing defeat? Will he blame the Democrats? Will he blame Trump and Pence? THIS is your Paul Ryan "seppuku" press conference (4pm start)
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Trumpcare debate and vote at 3:30 EST. Watch it become Failcare
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yesterday's ACA vote was delayed after threats. Will Trump's cunning stunt pay off, or will he be handed a bipartisan defeat? It's do-or-die for American Health Care as the House votes on Trumpscare. Vote Cancelled
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They don't have the votes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And just when it looked like all hope was lost for Obamacare, twin roosters tails of dust were spotted on the horizon accompanied by the throaty roar of a Trans-Am's engine going full out
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Thu March 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Will the Affordable Care Act be repealed, paving the way for Trumpscare? Will enough GOP votes flip to the other side and keep the ACA intact? Trump forced a vote without having support. It's your Official ACA Repeal Discussion Thread
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Wed March 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Evil godless medicine devils want you to believe that taking Christ out of the genetic amniocentesis results might not be in the best interests of women's health
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Republican Senator thinks that maybe, possibly, Republican voters might get mad at them for passing a bill that doesn't do anything remotely close to what they've been promising for 7 years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"If they vote against [Trumpcare] they could face the wrath of a vengeful and combative president. If they vote for it, they risk retribution from the Koch [bros.] and other powerful right-wing players whose money can be pivotal in re-election races"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP Representatives: Here we'll put $75* billion into the bill. Don't ask what it does. We won't know until the Senate passes it
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ryan goes all in on Don'tCare
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Fri March 17, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
1) Don't get sick. 2) If you do get sick, die quickly
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Thu March 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bunch of GOP senators are rooting for Republican healthcare efforts to fail because they don't want to get blamed for killing millions of people
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Breitbart loves trolling Paul Ryan. Well who wouldn't?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP is scrambling to re-write their healthcare bill after the CBO estimates show just how much it will piss off their voting base of old white people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's agenda hinges on the fate of Trumpscare
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan would like to remind all Americans that Trump had his tiny hands all over the crafting of the GOP's healthcare legislation
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Tue March 14, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Microwave catches Paul Ryan throwing Trump under the bus
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Texas congressman Joe "The Oil Gargler" Barton repeatedly insists that beating women is a state's rights issue, then yells at his constituents to shut up when they disagree with his rampant idiocy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Breitbart begins sharpening some very long knives
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
WTF in Chief Donald Trump warns republicans that by repealing Obamacare they are "putting themselves in a very bad position"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NBC Reporter: "Can we trust that what the President says is real?" Bullshiat Spice: "If he's not joking, of course"
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Sun March 12, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Could Republican bumbling have resulted in a single-payer health care system? Wait, would that mean Bernie Sanders won after all?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump White House delegitimizes anything that gets in the way of its propaganda
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Please call the atrocious Republican healthcare plan "Trumpcare". Because the White House doesn't want you to call it that
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Wed March 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing like a sitting president threatening a bloodbath if his health care bill doesn't pass
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This timeline of how Trumpcare went from fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies to putrid shiatbiscuits in just 24 hours is a perfect example of how the Trump administration is running like a well-oiled Charlie Sheen
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Tue March 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Right-wing House Republicans not happy with slow progress of Obamacare repeal so they're gonna build their own ACA repeal bills. With blackjack. And hookers
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
GOP diligently works to reform healthcare by repealing the extremely problematic 10% sales tax on indoor tanning. Maybe if the Great Cheeto doesn't have to pay such high taxes on tanning beds he will layoff the spray
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood aborts Trump's offer to fund them if they stop providing their least-used service that isn't even covered by government funding
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(Vox)
 
 
 
No one likes Ryancare because it's either A) too evil or B) not evil enough
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Finally, House Republicans have released their plan that will replace Obamacare. No, you don't need to know its cost yet, just enjoy the plan. What's that? Who's covered? I SAID JUST ENJOY THE PLAN
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Welcome to the post-truth presidency
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Another day / another leak / another way / to take a peek / at RyanCare version 10.5
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And Jeff recuses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"We won't know what's in the healthcare bill until after it's been voted on." Of course. Typical libe-what? Rand Paul? RAND PAUL
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Wed March 01, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
A healthcare plan only republicans can see? We are really taxing that "Emperor has no clothes" parable to the limit
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Six critical reactions to keep an eye on during President Trump's first address to Congress: Shock, denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance
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(AP)
 
 
 
Divided Republicans await clarity from Trump on key issues, because clear communication and clarity is totally something he does
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Time to talk Trump impeachment"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Key House Republican to oppose GOP healthcare bill because it allows people to receive healthcare
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Mon February 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The next six weeks are a "Do or die" moment for the GOP as they need to prove they can transform from a "chest thumping opposition party" into one that can be trusted to actually govern. In other words, in six weeks the GOP is done for
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Thu February 23, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
How Trump is getting away with corruption
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican lawmakers plan on derailing inquiry into Manchurian President's ties to Russia because of course they do. They do acknowledge that it may make things awkward with their constituents
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Wed February 22, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Since a recession could not possibly happen again, Missouri legislature votes to cut available unemployment benefits down to 13 weeks
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump month two: talking about things he swore to do on day one
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Trump isn't going to terminate the EPA," says increasingly nervous columnist for the seventh time this week
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The biggest beneficiaries of the welfare state want to abolish the welfare state
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump "wrestles with a crush of crises". Why if only...wait a sec, IS THAT LINDA MCMAHON'S MUSIC? BAH GAWD KING
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Wed February 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP: We'll never bring back so-called 'earmarks'. Now, let me tell you about this new feature we like to call "congressionally-directed spending"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The tax plan that Donald Trump has is based off of one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy
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Tue February 14, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri lawmaker holding hearings on rolling back discrimination protections decides he only wants to hear from white people
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP frets over the fact that people expect them to do stuff and fix things
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(AP)
 
 
 
Trump is lonely in the White House. Awwww
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After 2016 raised serious concerns about outside governments trying to influence or even hack our elections, House Republicans have swung into action: to advance a bill to eliminate the Election Assistance Commission which oversees ballot security
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
House Republicans face opposition to their plan to overhaul the way corporations pay federal taxes from a powerful group of lawmakers - other Republicans. The call is coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
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Fri February 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress is not advancing Trump's agenda
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Okay I get that things are crazy in America right now, but what if we let schizophrenics buy guns again?
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Fukumoto may leave GOP. Trump last seen trying to figure out which Japanese island that was and where it was located
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Jason Chaffetz withdraws his bill to require the Dept of the Interior to sell off millions of acres of publicly held land after discovering there is such a thing as going too damn far even in the eyes of Utah voters
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House to repeal Obama's Coal Ruling which prohibits polluting streams. #DAMMITDONALD
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Remember yesterday when WH sources claimed that Capitol Hill Staffers wrote Trump's executive Order on immigration? Staffers claim they never saw the damn thing let alone worked on it. Popcorn and lawnchairs available to the right
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
House set to rollback 5 Obama regulations, but, they are nothing to worry about unless you like clean air or water, think federal contractors should obey labor laws, or that those getting social security for a mental disability shouldn't buy guns
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and his media-facing flapping heads don't actually understand how the border adjustment tax they are advocating actually functions which is why everyone freaks out when they talk about it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice walks back on the Wall Tax
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
He's going to do it. He is actually going to do it. Trump is planning executive orders to drastically reduce the role the U.S. has in the U.N.
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
South Carolina legislator's wife gets her cellphone stolen during a bloody assault in front of her children. Luckily, she had an Apple Watch and proceeded to call for help. Did we mention that the husband was the perp?
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Wed January 18, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump opens mouth, dollar devalues
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Mon January 16, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump promises healthcare and unicorns for everyone
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
As a sign of their continuing and relentless efforts to become the most ethical administration in US history, Republicans decide to attack the Office of Government Ethics for questioning Trump's ethics
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Although he doesn't officially become President until he's sworn in on his Jan. 20 Inauguration Day, here's eight ways Trump has already made America greater
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Things have taken a turn for the strange when the nation's hopes for keeping Obama care rest on the shoulders of Senators Susan Collins (Fark-ME), Rand Paul(Jelly-KY), and Bill Cassiday (Oohla-LA)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The federal government now has a dollar menu
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yesterday's abrupt reversal of Monday's surprise action by Congressional Republicans to gut the ethics process reveals Paul Ryan is carrying on an important tradition of John Boehner's speakership: being really bad at his job
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
While you and the rest of the world was gushing about the ethics office snafu, House Republicans quietly brought back a rule that will make it easier for Donald Trump to purge the federal government of any employees who disagree with him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is indifferent to the GOP's agenda, your suffering
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dems organize against GOP ethics scandal. Media covers story. Trump sends out a tweet. GOP caves under public pressure. Media gives full credit to Trump. Media then writes articles like this one wondering how Trump got all the credit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kids, there is a time and a place for dabbing. While your father gets sworn into Congress is not one of them
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Tue January 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway tries a novel twist on a tried and true Washington excuse saying the changes the GOP tried to ram through were the fault of "overzealous" constituents filing too many ethics complaints against lawmakers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House Republicans so dedicated to draining the swamp they're gutting Congress' independent ethics watchdog
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Mon January 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says the "ball is in the GOP's court" over the Obamacare repeal, tries to gain points by using a sports metaphor
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
House Republicans get cold feet about winning their ObamaCare lawsuit. Something about responsibility
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it anyway, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp
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Tue December 27, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
GOP to tell libs to "get over it" by fining anyone who records video while Congress is in session
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Fri December 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Obama helped revive the economy. So naturally, voters chose the shiatgibbon who plans to undo the progress that has been made
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and his Deplorables are basically browbeating and intimidating moderate Republicans into doing their duty or face unconscionable consequences
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Tea party caucus agenda for Trump's first 100 days: 'Fark you, burn down everything'
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says if Democrats want to save Obamacare they need to mobilize and inform the people about it. Which would have made more sense if they would have actually tried that back in 2010
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: Actually Obama's economic policies are all great now that Trump likes them
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Wed December 07, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
So if the Affordable Care Act is destroyed, what will the health insurance companies want?
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Fri December 02, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
It's time for Democrats to shed their clean Clinton skin ...or something and start to fight dirty against the serpent Republicans. Good luck with that
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Thu December 01, 2016
(The Fiscal Times)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Obamacare, you outlived Abe Vigoda ....but not by much
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the man who wants to make you watch as he slowly tortures and kills your parents while stealing their money. And then you, even more slowly and deliciously impoverished
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