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94 headlines found matching 'House Republicans'
Fri January 19, 2018
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but the 'top secret' memo may in fact be fake news meant to discredit Mueller's investigation
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump hosts $100,000 per person celebration party for his destruction of the United States of America at glorious Hotel Sh*thole. Poors need not attend
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Thu January 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump denies he has gotten informed about the border wall
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Wed January 17, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is a "No" on the continuing resolution until Dreamer legislation passes
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(Time)
 
 
 
Claim that Paul Ryan has the hardest job in Washington to the left. Claims of who really has the hardest job in Washington to the right
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There may be no elected Republicans from California after November
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Republicans scramble to avoid a shutdown they believe will severely damage their party in the mid term elections
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is the guy at the office who eats all the pink Starbursts and leaves the yellow ones in the bowl in the break room
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rats, sinking ship
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, Orrin, when a shiathole becomes president, sometimes he says the quiet part loud and the loud part louder
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Thu January 11, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know what will really drain this swamp? Pork
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"You get just enough money to make a "border wall" blanket fort, and we get permanent DACA/TPS? Well ok, but you sure drive a hard bargain"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP is more anxious over the 2018 midterms than that stoner kid in your Humanities class who came the first day and skipped every class after learning no attendance would be taken
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House rejects sweeping surveillance reform. You were about to submit this, but it was intercepted via the NSA/Fark backdoor
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: Let me tell you the Immigration Story of Bill Left Hand and Bill Right Hand. Good and Evil, love and hate. Pass a law letting the Dreamers Stay Bill Right Hand, "Bill of Love" and another building a big wall, Bill Left Hand, Bill of Hate
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wondering what the Government will do with all that excess revenue generated by the GOP tax plan? Paul Ryan has a solution. Let's bring back earmarks
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders to Republicans: FFS, stop saying I support your tax bill
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Tue December 26, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A tree is getting pulled down, a GOP Rep is calling for a Purge of the FBI, and Trumpy's Muslim ban just keeps getting slapped down. It's your MSNBC PrimeTime livethread. Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In Pennsylvania special election, the Republicans are running a studly Marine and the Democrats a spudly crank. Wait ... reverse that
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Deepthroat 2.0
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and Corey Lewandowski have been informed by the House Intelligence Committee not to make any plans for early next year
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Thu December 21, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yertle wants "bipartisanship" in 2018, Liftbro wants to gut the poor even harder, and Trumpy evidently wants a parade. The rest of us want out of this godawful timeline, but will make do with the MSNBC Primetime thread. Festivities begin @ 8pm EST
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Because this is the way things are supposed to work, House Republicans on the Russia investigation are running a secret parallel "investigation" basically accusing the FBI of being the real criminals
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Wed December 20, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GOP passes the Fark the Poor act, proposes a Net Neutrality bill to double-kill NN, and sweet FSM why the hell isn't it Friday yet? MSNBC primetime thread, festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell: "If we can't sell this [tax bill] to the American people we ought to go into another line of work." Sounds like a plan, Sparky
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's head of the Office of Comptroller of the Currency thinks that Dodd-Frank needs to be tweaked to do away with some of its more burdensome regulations...like those pesky ones designed to prevent money-laundering
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen Collins: "Stop reporting that the tax bill doesn't actually include the stuff I 'negotiated' in exchange for my vote". Media: "Why should we?" Collins: "Er..." *spins wheel* "...sexism. Because of sexism. You're sexist if you report on that"
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Tue December 19, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
GOP: "Corporate tax cuts to grow economy, GDP totes magotes asplotes." Corporations: "Well, no. We're going to do stock buybacks. Thanks though." GOP: "LALALALA CAN'T HEAR U OVER STUNNING GROWTH ESTIMATES MAKING BOOMY NOISES"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Quiz: Whose rules are more complicated, the NFL or the US Senate?
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Let's not start sucking each others' donors quite yet
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Fri December 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal watchdog says Trump administration has violated anti-lobbying laws. Good boy
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Democrat plans to use little-known power that allows minority party to force a Congressional vote on Net Neutrality
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to leave the sinking ship that was the GOP, will instead focus on getting swole, asking questions about John Gault
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Show your text messages during Benghazi," Joe Scarborough demands of GOP "jackasses" undermining Mueller
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News shifts its position on Trump collusion accusations: "Collusion isn't a crime"
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CBO/reality/empirical evidence: Tax cuts won't pay for themselves, quit bullshiatting us
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The next five days could derail the tax cut
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Susan Collins's Obamacare gambit pay off? Because now is the true test to see if her own party will betray her after getting her much-needed vote on the tax bill
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Wed December 06, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy and Bibi are trying to kick off armageddon, the Tax Fraud bill is stalled out, the Silence Breakers are the people of the year and WHAT THE %^&$ DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY WED?? MSNBC primetime livethread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(Politico)
 
 
 
George W. Bush's top tax official on reading the new GOP tax 'reform' bill: ""The more you read, the more you go, 'Holy crap, what's this?'"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump already blaming Democrats for Saturday's upcoming government shutdown. You know, since Democrats are in charge of Congress
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Women in Alabama support Roy Moore because "the Republican party has gone too far to the left"
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Tue December 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Gop is following up the Fark the Poor tax Act of 2017 with the Screw You Middle Class, Screw You Right in the Eye Education Bill that eliminates the program that forgave student loan debt when people worked a decade or more in public service jobs
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Mon December 04, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, would you look here... House Republicans are already shooting down the promises made to wavering GOP senators Flake and Collins for their yes votes for the 2017 fark the Poor Act
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan almost stripped the House Appropriations committee chairmanship from a Congressman for daring to represent the views of his constituents
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
House Republicans ready contempt of Congress action ... against the FBI and DOJ
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican Tax bill described in six self inflicted mistakes
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
House Republicans once again show their commitment to small government and states rights by advancing a bill that would let you carry a concealed handgun in EVERY state just so long as you had a permit from ANY state
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While everybody is doing their Mike Flynn Victory Dance, the Senate GOP will pass the Fark The Poor tax bill
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Hackers" seized information on more than 200,000 donors from the National Republican Congressional Committee's by breaking into its computer system. Weird: the hackers were working for the National Republican Senatorial Committee
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Tue November 28, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The "Fark The Poor, Because Millionaires Need More Pallets of Franklins to Burn in Mansion Fireplaces" tax bill passes along party lines to advance out of committee, setting the stage for a bloody floor vote
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Mon November 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump tweets that the Tax bill "looks good" except for a FEW tiny tweaks he wants added: 100% deductibility for toupee expenses, tax amnesty for anyone who "accidentally" laundered Russian mob money through their condos, stuff like that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pauley?" "I think so Mitch, but how would Roy Moore go back in time to molest those women when they were teens?" *Pauley slapped* "No, you dunderhead, this December is going to break our fragile bodies." "NARF"
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nude Joe Barton (R-TX) selfies surface on the net, proving that that is not dead which can eternal lie, and that with strange aeons even death may die
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Here are the seven Republicans who could kill the tax bill"
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember that IRS "Scandal" that the Tea Party and other Republicans have been whining about for years? Just like the rest their made-up scandals, it was never real
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
A Democrat said something false about the tax bill. Hello? Is this thing on?
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and the GOP have gone beyond alternative facts. They're constructing an alternate reality
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Thu November 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. House just passed the Fark the Poor and Reward the Wealthy Tax Act
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House will win today on taxes, and we'll all lose. We should probably discuss it because things will never be the same
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today's "Fark you, I got mine" reveal from the GOP is that stock options will be taxed when they mature instead of at sale time
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Sat November 11, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Imagine three sad-faced clowns sitting backward on a drunken mule and trying to march it sideways through a coin-operated carwash without any money and you'll have a pretty good idea where the Republican tax-cut plan is right now"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Roy Moore (allegedly) loves little girls. MSNBC evening block, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
All the ways the Republican tax bill will screw over the middle class
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(NPR)
 
 
 
By stripping the healthcare from a mere 13 million people, Republicans can give an additional $338 billion to the rich over the next ten years. Think of all the jobs that will create
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Wed November 08, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
The one headline including the words 'Show Trump's Crack' that you actually want to read
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Metro US)
 
 
 
GOP fact sheet about tax cut plan refers to Americans earning $450,000 a year as "low- and middle-income" (link fixed)
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican's new tax bill raises the highest tax bracket to 46%. No, really, it does
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Thu November 02, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clovis is out, the Bigly BS Tax Plan is unveiled, and Sessions admits that he lied about that pesky Russia thing. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
GOP tax plan calls out one person by name. Is it A: Barack Obama? B: Hillary Clinton ? or C: Golden State Warriors' guard Stephen Curry?
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mnuchin seen preparing his bags for one last publicly chartered flight to go see the Northern Lights or something
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Look, subby left his phone at home today and has no idea what's happening, other than Sarah the Huck-A-Bee seemed to be worse than normal, is it Friday yet? This is your MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities begin at 8pm EDT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tax reform rests on Paul Ryan's shoulders. Atlas prepares to shrug
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Think of the dumbest name for a tax bill possible. Nope, dumber. Keep trying
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GOP braces for "all hell" to "break loose" when they reveal their attempt to rewire the entire U.S. economy tomorrow
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Sun October 29, 2017
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Literally the tens of millions who voted for Hillary Clinton
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Heartbeats matter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP narrowly passes $1.5T spending bill
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
On the same day that Jeff Flake abandoned the bad ship GOP, the Pew Research Center released a 152-page report on the nation's political typology which reveals that the GOP civil war is bigger than Trump
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
CBO: No, seriously, this healthcare bill will actually keep people from losing healthcare *and* lower the deficit. GOP: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
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Tue October 24, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Congress figures if they ignore the problem, the people will stop caring. Today's bit of forgetfulness? Bump-stock ban
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
California Republicans go all-in for Trump
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Sat October 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's about time someone restored respect for constitutional limits. Thanks, Trump
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Soon our long national nightmare will come to an end as the Senate votes to finally give rich people a break
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin says parts of the income tax overhaul will be temporary. Like the part that assumes most Americans will still actually have an income
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Sorry Democrats, but even after a year of total incompetence and inaction, the GOP Congress is well-placed to defend itself in the 2018 midterms. Thanks to your inaction
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's time we had an adult conversation about raising taxes...possibly across the board
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico relief bill cancels $16B in debt ... just not Puerto Rico's debt
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Wed October 04, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
To the surprise of everyone not named Pelosi or Schumer, the greatest dealmaker is weaseling out of his DACA deal with the Democrats
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Tue October 03, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Republicans angry at economists for finding their tax cuts go to the rich. Satire tag no longer surprised to be left on the bench for articles like this
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats, please get ready for exactly what happened in the last midterm elections
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican Congressmen are extremely annoyed to discover they are part of a bicameral legislature
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP: "Tax cuts pay for themselves." Reality: "No, they don't." GOP: (sticks fingers in ears) "I can't hear you, lalalalalalalalala"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama managed to replace Jefe Sessions with an even bigger jackass (somehow), Hirocheeto's in a huff that the guy he backed lost, and Puerto Rico's still in the dark. It's time for the MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities start at 8PM ET
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