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500 headlines found matching 'House'
Sat January 20, 2018
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Labradoodle is a funny name for a life saving dog (or two)
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Fri January 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump weighing major fine on China for intellectual property theft. Although one thing is certain ... they aren't stealing any intellectual property from the White House
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Our great negotiator president negotiated a deal to avoid a government shutdown by having Chuck Schumer come to the White House and Trump telling Schumer to go back to Capitol Hill and work something out with Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell
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(The Desert Sun)
 
 
 
And you thought the Millennials were the worst part of Coachella
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Thu January 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not in my billionaire yard
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Version of NJ Senator Cory Booker's weed legalization bill introduced in U.S. House in bid to end America's destructive War on Drugs and have nationwide legalization
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Noting that it seemed be the thing that made people the most angry about the LAST shutdown, the Trump administration will keep national park and monuments open if there is a shutdown-just without any staff. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently you just have to say you're writing a flattering book, and they let you wander all over the White House
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The parents of the 13 kids kept locked up lived in two houses in the Fort Worth area of Texas before heading west. The current owners of those houses found scratch marks on doors, carpets caked in filth and closets "converted into cages"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Republicans scramble to avoid a shutdown they believe will severely damage their party in the mid term elections
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mother of children found shackled to their beds and starving was "perplexed" as to why the cops were there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon to House Intel Committee: "Screw you"
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Tue January 16, 2018
(KHQ Spokane)
 
 
 
White House says that Trump won't apologize for being a racist white supremacist
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man takes explicit pics of woman he's dating to later blackmail her, sends them to the preschool where she works, lets his identifying tattoos get caught in the images
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(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
People in Billerica are upset at the word "douchebag" despite living in a state full of them
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
For you, the day the White House obstructed justice by ordering Bannon not to speak about the transition is the most important day of your life. But for Trump, it was Tuesday
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Man calls 911 to report armed gunmen, but when police find him bloody and dead woman wrapped in plastic, they decide his claim was cheap and easy to see through
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
It takes a certain set of nads to steal a hundred pot plants from the police at a guarded crime scene
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, saying things like, "The more I study history, the more I think giving voting rights to others not heads of household has been a grave mistake" sometimes makes people angry. Who knew?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
If you're tired of your dog shedding all over the house or just want to shame the poor creature for existing: Dog leotards
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Old man with cane goes full waffle house on cops in a Dairy Queen
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Media: "What is it that they've sent us regarding the Russian probe?" House Committee: "Hope"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What Would Jesus Do? Stab a neighbour then punch him in the face, apparently
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
"The problem with NAFTA isn't our second biggest trade partner, it's our BIGGEST trade partner". So sayeth economic genius Paul Ryan
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Another virgin is selling off her virginity to bankroll her college education and buy her parents a house (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A special place in hell awaits: Parents charged after 13 abused siblings rescued from California house after 17-year-old girl escapes
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
When your kids are legally adopted by another couple, just let them go, dude
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police report many loaves and fish were confiscated
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News guy Jesse Watters succeeds in getting his listeners to show up at someone's house to threaten them and their family
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Sun January 14, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders uses the shiathole pulpit to complain about Alexa
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House: Trump said "I'd" probably have a good relationship with Rocket Man, not "I," in his WSJ interview. WSJ: Lordy, there are tapes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hawaii false alarm revealed Trump White House has no plan in place for actual attack
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gallant finds another route past the house fire so firefighters can do their job. Entitled Douchebag guns it and drives over the hoses, putting everyone at risk
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Sat January 13, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Doreen joins Annette, Jimmy and Roy in the big Mickey Mouse clubhouse
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(Central Maine)
 
 
 
Hipster Laundromats with phone apps, USB ports and bars stools to the left. Broken washers, abandoned wet piles to the right. Jenny is going to get cut if she hogs all the dryers again
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman returns home from vacation to find strange family living in her house. Then Rod Serling begins speaking
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(Some Robed Guy)
 
 
 
Canada is finally making witchcraft legal
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Fri January 12, 2018
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, with the team reunited they escape the Lighthouse to the shattered surface of the Earth pursued by the Kree. If you're wondering how there is atmosphere on a fragment of a planet... blame comics. (ABC 9ET)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Outgoing Virginia governor Terry McAuliffe on how he would handle Trump hovering over him in a debate: "You'd have to pick him up off the floor"
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
"Mr. President, are you a racist?" Trump's (non)answer is unimportant. What is significant is that a credentialed member of the White House Press Corps had solid grounds to ask the President of the United States that question - on the eve of MLK Day, no less
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Suspected friend of dead guy says his scratches came from a "fight club" - oh geez, it's the FIRST DAMN RULE
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
White House official on shiatholegate: "This is fine"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In the wake of Sam's Club closings small businesses in the middle of Alaska are losing their only warehouse store it's going to make it hard to get supplies. Also, there's a hot dog cart in Fairbanks, AK called "between the buns". How cool is that?
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Thu January 11, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
What has to be the most Atlanta - esque headline ever. Guess the Real Housewives, Hip Hop Atlanta, or Walking Dead crowd was too busy
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy rants about "shiathole countries", House renews FISA, and I've run out of clever things to say, because, again, "shiathole countries." MSNBC Primetime discussion thread, Thirsty Thursday Edition, Festivities begin at 8pm EST
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We've had a lot of speeches lately from politicians resigning after sexual harassment allegations but very few where they admit to crying on the floor and vowing revenge
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
New Jersey man's houseboat gets stuck in solid ice. Thankfully not a euphemism
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(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Demi-god cashier, Chee-hooo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House rejects sweeping surveillance reform. You were about to submit this, but it was intercepted via the NSA/Fark backdoor
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
White House's attempt to stop leaks with new more extensive ban on electronic devices is leaked
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic House members plan to bring sexual assault victims to Trump's first State of the Union address
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, worst places to die includes inside burning house while being eaten alive by piranha fish in St. Petersburg
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Wed January 10, 2018
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
You can't drop a large chunk of yellow ice on this woman's house and tell her it is raining
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(CNN)
 
 
 
House GOP don't think their cunning plan through, demand Comey testify before them again
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So why DID John Gruden go back to the Raiders? Well, Dick Vermeil, who'd done the same thing encouraged him, his wife wanted him out of the house more, and, oh yeah, the owner backed a dump truck full of money onto his lawn
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Meth lab busted after police go to a house to interview someone with the most redneck-sounding name in Pennsyltucky
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First look at Haley Joel Osment on 'The X-Files.' This guy went from looking 25 years younger than you to 10 years older than you
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Growing up, our drive-thru at the bank always had treats for our dog. Here's a bakery expanding on that idea a bit. Happy Woofday Wednesday
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(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Society declares Arts Program a rousing success, noting people keep coming back again and again to try it out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House staff is told they have until the end of January to decide whether they stay or go. If they stay, there will be trouble; if they leave it will be double. So come on and let them know
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats lay out their plans to save net neutrality from the horrible FCC decision. Forty senators have signed on as of now with more coming
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nobby tries Dry January out after boozing it up for the holidays, lasts only four days after asking himself: Why would anyone pick the most depressing month of the year to give up booze?
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
You know how Trump and the White House are denying that they encouraged White House staff to talk to and/or cooperate with Wolff. Since this is on fark, you can guess the subject of the article at the link
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Why doesn't Trump start work until 11:00am? Reporters asked him to slow down, so yet again all the MSM's fault
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man finds good use for his frozen pool
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump considering putz for administration. Oh, come on, everyone in the White House is a putz. Oh, sorry, that was Trump considering Puzder for administration
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ex-White House staffers reveal Bush and Obama's best jokes. As for Trump, he is the joke
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Zack Wylde says his drinking problem began when he started playing with Ozzy. No word on when his overuse of pinch harmonics began
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Dumpster fires in Washington under investigation. This is not a repeat from every day for the last year
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Radiohead sues Lana Del Rey for copyright infringement. The Hollies did it better than both but Del Rey hits all the chords
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh Nothing, Just a June, 2016 article about a late-night interview at Donald Trump's house, between Trump and "Fire and Fury" author Michael Wolff- you know, the guy Trump claims never to have met or spoken to in his entire life?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Fire and Fury" author Michael Wolff says that, during his time in the White House, he was pretty sure Trump had no idea who he was or why he was there. But that didn't stop him from chatting up Wolff "As though we were friends"
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
19 of the top 25 competitive real estate markets are in the Seattle metro area, because it's not a real estate market until the realtors are wearing body armor to open house showings
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old boy discovers that wild pigs appear to grieve their dead, grow into trees
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Network that spent the past year bemoaning a celebrity taking over the White House endorses Oprah
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A lunatic in the White House who might cause the destruction of all humanity is still better than Hillary because she might raise taxes on rich dopes who'd rather have all of humanity die than have their taxes raised
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Sun January 07, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
U.S. appeals court rules Idaho's law against spying at farms, dairies, and slaughterhouses unconstitutional, violates free speech rights of innocents, investigative journalists, barnyard voyeurs
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CNN's Jake Tapper cuts off White House advisor Stephen Miller with a hearty "I think you've wasted enough of my viewers' time." President Trump tweets that Miller "destroyed" Tapper because of course he does
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Fatal house explosion in Montreal suburb may have been a case of champion masterminds trying to extract hash oil with flammable materials
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Woman escapes cat attack by driving over herself
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Entitled snowflakes refuse to tear down a treehouse and hope the SCOTUS will review their appeal. Here's the kicker: the article does not involved an HOA or Millennials, but the Florida tag yields to the Dumbass tag
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When seeking insurance money to renovate your house, you can light a match, or you can Airbnb it to a 23-year-old on New Year's Eve. As long as you sternly specify "No Parties," it will all look totally legit
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Want to make your pancakes the hit of the household? Most websites would make you click a link to learn the one secret trick, but here we'll just tell you: use coconut oil. (But feel free to click the link to find out why)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline of the day
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Fri January 05, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, you're saying there's a chance?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There is definitely one thing that the Trump White House has been doing better than all the Presidencies before it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
White House asks to screen Steven Spielberg's The Post this weekend. Staff too nervous to tell Trump it's not a sequel to Hook
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Online betting service Paddypower at the end of 2017 placed Mr Trump's odds of impeachment in his first term at 4/7, with it at 5/4 that he will survive the first time"
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Manatees take refuge from the cold in Florida. Wake up drunk and naked on a couch at a stranger's house
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on Trump: "I've never questioned his mental fitness". That makes subby question Tillerson's mental fitness
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Customers attack a restaurant worker because they wanted the thermostat turned down. Yes it did happen at a Waffle House down South, why do you ask?
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana may become the first one-Representative state to reacquire a lost House seat. I would have liked to see that
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The House of Martok mourns today
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oakland A's offer free admission to their April 17th game against the White Sox. So far, no takers
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So who is this Michael Wolff guy and what kind of a moron would give him this kind of access to the White House?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a vacation home in a popular tourist trap. We rent it out to people, but they get upset when we tell them they can't access Facebook, which we say in monetized narcissism. I don't need to relax my policy, do I?"
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Thu January 04, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Homeless Basement Sleepover just happens to be the name of my band. We'll be playing down at the Oasis next Tuesday evening, where the beer is cold and the cover charge is only $5
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wandering Dago food truck in trouble for being offensive. I guess this means problems for my Drunken Paddy pub and my Stinky Frog bath house. Stereotypes are fun
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Police raided the storehouse of woman who bragged she was the "Queen of Pot" in California mere days before THC legalization took effect
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(Metro)
 
 
 
There's getting drunk and stupid on New Year's Eve ...and then there's getting drunk and taking a £1,640 cab ride through three countries stupid
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Target happens to be in the middle of a war raging between Amazon, Walmart, and your lazy butt which doesn't leave the house anymore and wants everything now
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
VA Board of Elections to draw lots to decided tied VA-94 delegate election and fate of the VA House, link goes to live feed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No cellphone use by White House staff starting next week because they might be wire tapped. They can talk to their sick kids or wives who are in labor when they get home
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Whoa, this got awkward quickly
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
3 regrets you might feel after moving out of your house, including not burying bodies or evidence deeply enough
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(Journal News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bill & Hillary Clinton's house ablaze, probably not with marital passion
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley may soon be third in line for the presidency. All hail president Chuck
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Todd-truckin' Track Palin granted house arrest as long as he avoids his entire family
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Obviously the President does not believe that the entire Department of Justice is part of the Deep State"
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Tue January 02, 2018
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
British cinema-goers prefer marmalade-eating bears to Thor and Spider-Man (and have FINALLY got bored of Pirates Of The Caribbean)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Storm Eleanor now a 'risk to life' after sending lighthouses in northern Ireland into orbit, which will surely crash back to Earth as they approach England
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump taunts the dynamite monkey in 3 hot spots, Orrin Hatch is retiring, and House Democrats on the Intel Committee are sick of Devin Nunes' shiat. This is the MSNBC Discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse's dad claims her ghost visits him in the form of a blackbird like her tattoo. No word if the bird refuses rehab, either
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Egg sandwich-eating driver crashes into home after hungry dog leaps from back seat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just how terrible is the Nunes coverup? So terrible that the House Intelligence Committee Democrats are going to release a report detailing what treasonweasels Devin and his cohorts are
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House worrying about 2018 already, including the looming brain drain. Drain? I'd go with trickle. There ain't much in the sink
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man accidentally enters wrong house and falls asleep on couch. Homeowner finds him but lets him sleep, offers breakfast and sends him on his way
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Hipsters find peace and tranquility in "Tiny Houses" in the woods. Or, as the rest of us call them, cabins
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Only ONE person in both houses of Congress, Matt Gaetz (R- unning kids across the border), voted against a bill that prevents human trafficking. Care to guess which state he's from?
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Mon January 01, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teen kills his family with a semi-automatic on New Year's Eve. NRA names him teen of the year
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Sun December 31, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders triggers haters, trolls them with shotgun-toting selfie
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Sat December 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Considering painting your house with Spalding Gray color paint from Sherwin Williams, here's a little backstory about where the name came from. Hint: It involves Weimaraners
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House staff perplexed by Trump's decision to give that impromptu interview to the New York Times
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's almost as if the entire ad-supported content industry is a house of cards built on a foundation of lies. Difficulty: JPMorgan actually took it seriously, and they're pissed
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Fri December 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Turns out a 3-year-old started the Bronx fire by playing with the stove. Man, that's going to be one long timeout
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some days you feel like a superhero, then there are days when you try to hurdle the gates in the London Underground and get your penis stuck in the barriers
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Police investigate massive brawl at Waffle House. This is not a repeat of every other Waffle House story ever
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Anonymous letter: "[E]xtremely disrespectful, rude, selfish not to decorate a house ... for the holidays." Home owner: My mom always helped decorate our house for the holidays, but she just died from cancer
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Gamer threatens to send cops to other gamer's house over a bet. Second gamer gives wrong address. Cops arrive and shoot a non-gamer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
OHHHHHH / Who lives in a tanker that's smuggling oil? / LIGHTHOUSE WINMORE / Got seized due to sanctions on North Korean soil? / LIGHTHOUSE WINMORE
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
President Donald Trump appeared to know little, if anything, about international trade deals during an exchange with German Chancellor Angela Merkel in March this year. White House officials reportedly characterized the talk as "humiliating"
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A hair salon that offers butt implant surgery? That should've been a red flag right there
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Not only is corn Illinois' official state vegetable and popcorn the official state snack, but soon it will also be the official state grain and thus, will finally unite the three Houses of Corn. Corn
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hope for America: We're no longer drinking as much Icehouse, Miller Lite, Bud Light, Busch, Natural Ice, Budweiser, Natural Light, Miller High Life, Keystone Light, or Bud Light Lime as we did when we were in college
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
10 questions journalists can't believe they had to ask the White House in 2017, including "does this president believe slavery was wrong?"
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(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Woman who endured months of Detroit bus rides to medical appointments after carjacker drove her car into her house, punched her in the face and dragged her down the street gets stolen car paid off, new Jeep SUV for Christmas
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Russia claims the White House is meddling in their presidential election. Rоршок встретить чайник
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Mad About Revival
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Tue December 26, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate in tied VA State House race thinks drawing lots would be unfair, so they should just declare her the winner
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Having trouble spitting out the words to curse out your relatives this holiday season? Here's how to swear in sign language
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So far only 20 Republicans are running unopposed for House seats. As are 80 Democrats
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"In order to purchase Carmichael a bullet-proof vest, the department took donations from Bob's Market and Greenhouses Inc., Tudor's Biscuit World, and Smoke Time Sam's" -- Hard times in Rural America
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's an historic tree on the White House grounds that has been standing since before the Civil War. Naturally it's slated to be cut down
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's spiritual adviser goes on Fox & Friends and says, straight-faced, that Trump brought prayer back into the White House
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night. (It's bedtime)
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City Tribune makes Senator Orrin Hatch 'Utahn of the Year' in a delicious burn. Bonus: On Christmas Day
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Now that Rusev Claus has visited your house, why not sit back and enjoy the real presents: Cena and Roman. Will anyone run over Santa with a car this year? Will we get a Miz stocking stuffer? Will Paige bring festive cheer? WWE Raw 8pm ET USA
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what living in a fishbowl would be like? Well have I got good news for you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Home Alone is made so much better if you believe Kevin is actually dead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I would rarely leave the White House because there's so much work to be done. I would not be a president who took vacations. I would not be a president that takes time off." Yeah, about that
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm bartending at the Brooklyn Safehouse, in Greenpoint, on Christmas Day. I'm opening around 4pm. Any Farker that comes in, I'll provide a free drink. I'll also provide fresh popped popcorn and other snacks
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house...Farkers speculate and argue about The Last Jedi, and the future of Star Wars here. No clinching, no hitting below the belt. GO (SPOILERS)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Whip those holiday blues: Dominatrix reveals Christmas is her busiest time of the year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"He also lost track of the number of elevators"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump leaning strongly toward cleaning house with the start of the new year, getting rid of all the people he doesn't trust and bringing in some more sycophants, er... new staffers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's see what Trump thinks about presidents who spend Christmas away from the White House. Oh dear
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The tweets are coming from INSIDE THE (white) HOUSE
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Newman finally goes off the deep end
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Contractor review: no stars. Took $41,000, didn't finish the work, hired a hit man to kill me when I complained. Would not recommend
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nine-term GOP politico is shocked to discover that dragging a lobbyist around by her ponytail is a bad idea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jill Stein says a 2015 dinner with Vladimir Putin was a "non-event." Almost as much of a non-event as her 2016 presidential campaign
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Fri December 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon and Corey Lewandowski have been informed by the House Intelligence Committee not to make any plans for early next year
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
According to polling, how much are the Democrats up on Republicans in potential 2018 House races? A lot. Like, a lot a lot
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Reason for the season? Gettysburg HOA says Jesus sign must go"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Rinsed Pubes showed up at the White House a little more than 24 hours before the Foreign Policy story broke. What's a little witness tampering mixed with obstruction of justice?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Republicans leading the attack on the Mueller investigation are coordinating with the White House. Hmmm, what would that be called?
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Thu December 21, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
That real Christmas tree that you dragged inside your house... did you examine it thoroughly?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democrats choose constitutional law expert and attorney who successfully fought Trumperdink's NY redevelopment efforts as ranking member of the judiciary committee in the house for some reason
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Zakk Wylde reading "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Because this is the way things are supposed to work, House Republicans on the Russia investigation are running a secret parallel "investigation" basically accusing the FBI of being the real criminals
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
White House counsel Don McGahn was researching the Logan Act in January. Why? No reason
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Grinch will not be stealing Christmas this year, thanks to a 5-year-old boy and 911
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Without a hint of irony or self awareness, the White House press secretary tells Democrat to "spend less time tweeting, more time doing your job"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Two Senate Republicans have had enough of the fox guarding the hen house and vote that the import export bank should not be lead by a former congressman who vowed to shut it down. VP Pence observed stuffing coal in their Christmas stockings
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
First tiny homes, now tiny communities. Tiny is as tiny do
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
The latest data breach leaked personal information, including Experian records, for 123 million American households. On the bright side, that's only 98% of households in the US, so technically, it could have been worse
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Tue December 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Jeff Flake wrote "country over party" he meant that he was a faithful member of The Country Over Party
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Congressional Office of Compliance denied Senator Tim Kaine's request to how many sexual harassment claims have been filed or settled because the number is so large they cannot be accurate
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Speaker Paul Ryan (R) answers to rumors about him leaving the House of Representatives:"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House passes - sort of - the Screw the Poor bill, and the Senate votes on it tonight. Vent your disgust and anger in the MSNBC Primetime Discussion thread. Starts at 8PM EST
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders claims President Donald Trump has a terrible approval rating because 90 percent of his media coverage is negative. In the media's defense, 99 percent of Trump's actions are negative
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For want of a vote, the seat was lost. For want of a seat, the legislature was lost. For want of the legislature, plans for a new Constitutional Convention were lost. And all for the want of a single extra Republican voter in Tidewater, Virginia
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Which raises the question: What will we find at his house?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House votes to drown America in a bathtub
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was sleeping for fear of being murdered in their beds by this hellish creature
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Mon December 18, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: calling the police to raid your own house may have consequences
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Track attacked Todd over truck. "Communication was attempted which failed due to Track yelling and calling myself and other officers peasants and telling us to lay our guns on the ground before approaching the residence"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats seep the Kool-Aid early, foresee a 40-seat pickup in the House in 2018 without remembering when they stick their finger in the unicorns butt it doesn't come out pretty like a rainbow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What do Cryptocurrencies and North Korea have in common? They're both featured in the updated White House National Security Strategy. Come prepare for the Trump speech at 2pm. BYOB
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump: 'Historic' tax bill means small business taxes will be the lowest since 1931. Wait, didn't something happen around that time? I can't quite remember, but if I did, I'd probably be depressed
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Sun December 17, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Pet monkey stolen, man with the yellow hat left devastated
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(KQED San Francisco)
 
 
 
White House special counsel Ty Cobb denies rumor that Trump plans to fire Mueller before Christmas. "As the White House has consistently said for months, there is no consideration of firing the special counsel"
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Sat December 16, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The owner of the DC townhouse listed as the primary residence of a certain "Steve Banon" requests a security fence. DC officials respond promptly: How about "no"? Does "no" work for you?
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Fri December 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort to be released from house arrest. Someone should tell Donnie that he turned state's evidence against the whole thing just to light the fireworks. Or maybe not. I'm a little drunk right now. Eh, screw it. HE FLIPPED ON YOU DONNIE
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
No longer news: Two men get married in Ireland. Fark: neither is gay
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Major Republican legislation on the brink of failure at the 11th hour
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Thu December 14, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
So this is what Christmas in America's biggest house is like
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Speaker Paul Ryan's (R) office denies reports that he's considering retiring, says he is not done farking over America's 99% yet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Asked about what can be done to protect the American people against gun massacres, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders says "I'm not aware of anything that could prevent them." Another precious "White House imitates The Onion" moment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson on Wednesday: We're ready to sit down and talk with North Korea. White House & State Dept on Thursday: Not so fast, Rexy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to leave the sinking ship that was the GOP, will instead focus on getting swole, asking questions about John Gault
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Omarosa was "profoundly disturbed" by what she saw inside White house and will tell all about it once her deadline at the white house ends because she's afraid of repercussions if she talks while still legally working there
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In hindsight, maybe having the audience at the opera house chanting "Alice loves Dick" and having John Barrowman fondling a co-star's breasts might have been a bit much for children at a family show
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, should the President and VP get impeached and removed from office the Speaker of the House is next in line of succession. just because the GOP wants to replace Paul Ryan with someone more 'presidential' means nothing at all
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(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Police were looking for a 40-year-old suspected in a stabbing. They couldn't find her, but since they were there, figured they'd handcuff an 11-year-old girl at gunpoint
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Doug Jones (D) invited by President Trump to visit White House. Admiral Ackbar shakes head
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FFS
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Omarosa: I'll be resigning on January 20th, and demand to speak to Trump right now. Secret Service and Kelly respond by firing her and tossing her out Roadhouse style
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy, head of House Oversight Committee: "Sorry, I can't hear your pleas to investigate the president for sexually abusing women over the sound of all these Benghazi investigations I'm leading"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That time George Clooney gave 14 of his best friends $1 million each
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Meat may soon be taxed to fight greenhouse gas emissions. You'd think they'd go after cabbage first
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Omarosa announces she's leaving her job in the White House Office of Public Liaison on January 20th, leaving the White House and the nation bereft of the valuable services she performed such as... well, no one is really sure, actually
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Stamos about to have a 'fuller house'
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies before the House Intelligence Committee on Robert Mueller's Russia Probe (LGT C-SPAN @ 1000)
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(CNY Central)
 
 
 
House from 'A Christmas Story' might become a Lego set. Shut up and take my money
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandma used to buy me original American Girl dolls every year. I left the dolls at my mom's house when I went to college. I graduated, got my own place, and found mom gave them away. She won't tell me who got them. Should I sue?"
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
You know, it's almost as if they didn't think this thing through
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Those three "eyewitnesses" the White House provided to disprove Trump's accusers weren't present when any of the sexual misconduct supposedly happened. Therefore they didn't see it. Therefore it didn't happen. Checkmate, libs
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Apparently thinking he has a say in this Donald Trump Jr wants House Intel Committee probed for leaks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House is now threatening reporters in the White House Press pool with revoking their access should they ask questions the President does not want to answer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kentucky lawmaker molested his daughter's friend, cops closed the case, press did some digging, lawmakers from both parties want him to resign, but Gov. Matt Bevin (R-epulsive) says "hold on there"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Bagpiper concert raises money for wounded police officer. Hasn't he suffered enough?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
White House releases list of eye witnesses who prove Trump never harassed any women. It's about what you expected
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
50 Cent causes $1,000 in damage
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
PSA: Looting houses in empty, fire-evacuated neighborhoods is sure to draw someone's attention. Especially if you're doing it while under the influence
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Mon December 11, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
China announces plans to recreate Shakespeare's birthplace of Stratford-upon-Avon. Next: will announce plans to recreate Charles Dickens' birthplace, Walt Whitman's birthplace, Stephanie Meyer's birthplace
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old and busted: People using credit cards to buy Bitcoin. New hotness: People mortgaging their houses to buy Bitcoin
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Huckster claims that the White House will provide eyewitnesses that prove that all 12 women accusing Trump are lying. Expect John Miller to make a reappearance
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Social scientist who studies liars perplexed at the lying sack of sh*t occupying the White House right now
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Fri December 08, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
If you happen to find the perpetrator of one of the largest Ponzi schemes in U.S. history, the Federal Bureau of Prisons and U.S. Marshals Service would appreciate a note about where he might be. And yes, they already know where the White House is
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Without a Democrat in the White House to frighten customers gunmaker's stock drops
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Meet deputies at the door with a loaded shotgun when they come to arrest you for a road rage incident and you can bet they'll also find the marijuana grow operation in the rest of your house
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guess who wasn't invited to Trump's official White House Hanukkah party this year? Go on, guess
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just because my boss owns my blog doesn't mean giving him the keys to my house was a good idea
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(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort's article he worked on with a Russian intelligence agent while on house arrest? It's published in Ukraine now
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Introducing Lord Buckethead's idiot cousin, Squire Microwave-Cementhead
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to undergo annual physical next year at Walter Reed and will release details to Ronald McDonald
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Trump administration to start offering "MAGA - NO F**S ALLOWED" signs on their campaign website
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House blames Trump's slurring of words during yesterdays's speech on Jerusalem on "a dry throat". Which is apparently what the kids are calling "a cognitive impairment brought on by occluded cerebral blood flow" these days
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It only took four days after big announcement to help house homeless veterans for the Trump administration to gut the program
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Wed December 06, 2017
(WGNO)
 
 
 
As the California wildfires consumed houses, five friends grabbed garden hoses and went to work
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy and Bibi are trying to kick off armageddon, the Tax Fraud bill is stalled out, the Silence Breakers are the people of the year and WHAT THE %^&$ DO YOU MEAN IT'S ONLY WED?? MSNBC primetime livethread, festivities start at 8pm EST
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Want a 10 bedroom, 18 bathroom mansion with a chipping green, batting cage, bowling alley and basketball court? Good news... In-N-Out hamburger heiress just listed one
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Dark Prince really did propose a secret police force allied to Trump and only Trump, confirms U.S. official, countering the White House's denials that such a proposal even took place
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
McConnell is really worried the House and Senate won't be able to reach an agreement and the GOP won't be able to pass their tax plan
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Was NYU's Scott Galloway right to say "Break them up?" Google blocks Youtube on Amazon Fire devices in retaliation for Amazon blocking sales of Google devices (but Amazon felt China's knockoffs of a "Segway" that could burn down your house was okay)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Lighthouse keeper learns what not to do in a wolf encounter
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought Santa Claus could fly
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese urban planners switch to plan B with ten lane thoroughfare after stubborn apartment block owner halts progress by refusing to sell
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(Metro)
 
Boobies
 
You can now decorate your Christmas trees with boob baubles
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In his college days, when his Frat tried to throw an "Animal House"-type party Mike Pence played the role of "Greg Marmalard" the suck-up to Dean Wormer, and ratted out his whole house. Let's hope he faces a similar "where are they now?" fate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Media screws-up again
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mueller is going after Trump's bank records, White House says pedophilia is OK if you are a Republican, and Two Scoops is going to do something monumentally stupid in Israel. And it is only Tuesday. MSNBC Discussion thread starts at 8PM EST
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Today in "that's some fine spending oversight, Lou": UK government sends £300 winter heating assistance to poverty-stricken pensioner Robert Plant
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me, but I was bent over some boxes in the storeroom of my LA shop looking for a hoodie for Kevin Spacey when he thrust into my pelvis and said, "Everyone is gay for pay in LA at some point.'"
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Tesco Vee is up to his old tricks, again. This time in West Virginia
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(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
"The big difference in Watergate and now is that the heroes of Watergate were by and large Republicans who had the courage to say this is not about ideology, this is about illegality"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump lobbied a GOP delegate to change the GOP platform to water down support for the Ukraine. Senate Intelligence Committee to hear more from this delegate this week. House Intelligence Committee will try to jail delegate
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Special Russian agent, code-named "Mental Gymnastics", to testify before the House Intel Committee and explain his connections to WikiLeaks, noted GRU intelligence distributer
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Mon December 04, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Well, would you look here... House Republicans are already shooting down the promises made to wavering GOP senators Flake and Collins for their yes votes for the 2017 fark the Poor Act
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan almost stripped the House Appropriations committee chairmanship from a Congressman for daring to represent the views of his constituents
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you have to Google "how to burn down a brick house" and your only alibi is "a random black guy did it" you might not be up for a life of crime. Or life
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Losers invited back to White House
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
House of Cards to resume production with Robin Wright as the lead, and thus killing Danny DeVito's hopes of becoming President
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Edmonton Oilers owner Daryl Katz is rich. So rich that he just bought the most expensive house in Los Angeles history
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The administration of Donald "The fightin' populist" Trump is now coming for the wages of waitresses, by undoing an Obama-era rule that forbids employers from pooling tips and using them to supplement the wages of back-of -the-house employees
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Sun December 03, 2017
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Jacksonville residents concerned over lack of streetlights, possible UFOs
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
House Republicans ready contempt of Congress action ... against the FBI and DOJ
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McMaster: "The Potential for war with North Korea increasing every day," adding "mainly because of Trump's leadership"
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Sat December 02, 2017
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Melania Trump observes a traditional Slovenian Christmas, hangs decaying badger carcass over White House fireplace mantle
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man runs out of woods, tries to abduct 2-year-old boy in front yard while his dad is standing next to him
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this festive White House winter hallway
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when someone drives off with your house?
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Man goes completely overboard with Christmas display, feels "religiously persecuted" when the HOA tells him to knock it off so he takes them to court
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Six (more) takeaways from the Flynn deal. "The White House response, at least so far, seems to be that Mr. Flynn is a lying liar who lies"
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(WRBL Columbus)
 
 
 
You know times are tough when burglars have to find creative ways to break in to houses
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's a list of how every senator voted in the great "how should America get f*cked?" debate. If yours voted for it, you have a moral obligation to get them the hell out of office
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Fri December 01, 2017
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Man cooks his own breakfast after Waffle House rolls our their new self-service business model
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Remember when "We have to pass it to know what's in it" was a bad thing? Mitch McConnell doesn't
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The Mooch is cut loose from his wife's dog house
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
House Republicans once again show their commitment to small government and states rights by advancing a bill that would let you carry a concealed handgun in EVERY state just so long as you had a permit from ANY state
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(Komo)
 
 
 
In this uncertain age, it's good to know that solid citizens will stand up to do drug-fueled battle with the lizard people on President Trump's command
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The White House is infested with vermin. It also has a mice problem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
At this point, we should just have a short article that includes the names of all the White House staff not planning to leave within a year of Trump's inauguration
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Apple to design power chips in-house as early as 2018 in its effort to beat Skynet to the punch
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions meeting with House Intelligence Committee today, if he remembers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So, the Whitehouse's response to the Opioid Crisis? A Faces of Meth 'After' posterchild
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(NPR)
 
 
 
GLORIOUS Red Party Tax plan would lead to grad students being taxed on free tuition as if it was income, giving them an income tax head start of $40,000 or $50,000 a year on a lifetime of unbearable debt even if living in mom's attic, eating garbage
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The post-season parade permit has been approved. Difficulty: Cleveland
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(AOL)
 
 
 
CNN to boycott the annual White House Christmas party, further reducing the chances of us getting to see Trump unmanned by the steely grip of Christiane Amanpour
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
White House: It doesn't matter what is real
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Stores are selling $1,000 upside down Christmas trees. You'll need to burn your tree to heat your house this winter
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"The rise of the "micro-unit" indicates that politicians have given up on affordable housing." This just in: No political party gives much of a fark about the poor or the at-risk; market forces uber alles; praise social darwinism
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation hires former White House adviser, Fox News national security strategist, and Hungarian knight squire Sebastian Gorka as independent contractor
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Becky Lynch is off being betrayed by a Marine. Sami is in the doghouse while Owens is in the bags. Let's just enjoy that cool new The Bludgeon Brothers theme. Smackdown Live 8pm EST USA
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
"There must be something about Indianapolis Waffle Houses'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah on the Pocahontas comment made at a Navajo honors ceremony: "We have to give credit to the president. Because at least he did the right racism; he could have said, 'Thank you, come again'"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eric Trump Tweets something stupid. So now they're taking turns?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You have your car key safe and sound in your house? Too bad it emits a signal that people can clone and use to drive your car away
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fine. Let it pass. Let it puff-puff-pass. So long as it's taxed like my whiskey, so that their weed taxes can pay for my future liver operation, like my booze taxes can pay for their future lung cancer treatments, then fine
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
This year's White House Christmas theme is "Time-Honored Traditions" with white as the supreme color standing for purity and power. And here comes the First Lady to decorate the Christmas wall with festive silver razor wire
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Sorta news: 10-year-old steals truck and crashes into house. Holy Fark: Tells police "I did it to kill people"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
White House memo justifying CFPB takeover was written by payday lender attorney
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frank died on the way back to his home planet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wait, this White House had an ethics lawyer?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans worried White House has already doomed tax plan with tone-deaf rollout
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Detroit residents who cannot get ISPs to provide internet service are building their own network infrastructure, house by house, building by building
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Sat November 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump appears in ad for Doug Jones
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Why pay for a Swiss trip when you can get paid to move there?
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Eater)
 
 
 
In time for an upcomin Fark Party in LA, here's the 23 best dive bars in the City of Angels. No. 24 is passed out in an Uber stuck on the 405 and No. 25 is stark naked partying solo thinking this is his house in Malibu
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
What to do when drunk, in a random house alone? Set a fire, tell arriving firefighters your wife and dog are in the house and then steal the fire chief's car. YAHTZEE, with mugshot goodness
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Thu November 23, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada is number one... in terms of household debt. Take that, America
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Not news: kids play ding dong ditch. News: over 80 times on the same house. Fark: homeowner chases them through the backyard in his Jeep
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Wall Street billionaires, corporate lobbyists and far right conservatives flooded the White House almost immediately after Trump's presidential victory, newly-released White House visitor logs reveal
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Wed November 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former cabinet member discusses how White House ignored complaints of sexual abuse and went after the women accusing the President
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
You know what, it's not like anyone cares what your finances are as you get shiatcanned from the White House. Probably. Oh, wait, hold up, Bob's at the door
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(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: When selling marijuana out of your house, Facebook is not the best place to advertise. A police spokesman gives them "10/10 for entrepreneurial skills - 0/10 for intelligence"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The problem with your son-in-law might be that you feel your daughter could do better; maybe he's an asshole or