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26 headlines found matching 'Hoping'
Tue May 05, 2015
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man hoping to become the world's first vegan to scale Mt. Everest arrived twice at the mountain only to be turned away both times because of devastating acts of God. Which gives some insight into what God thinks about vegans
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Sun May 03, 2015
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Are you hoping Hillary Clinton will be in favor of legalizing marijuana or at least decriminalizing the drug? Um yeah, about that
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Fri May 01, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos launches rocket into space, hoping to start delivering Amazon products to Mars
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Wed April 29, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Some midweek EPL games on tap with Liverpool hoping to steal some points on the road, and boring, boring Chelsea hoping to lock up three more points against tough basement-dwelling Leicester. Also, Bayern/BVB in the Bundesliga
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Senate Lynches Obama, John Hinckley Jr. hoping to raise some Foster children, and apparently Mama June will eat ANYTHING: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/19 - 4/25
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Some have suggested that Sandler movies are going downhill, but his movies were never on a hill to begin with. Sandler's movies exist on a sprawling plain deep beneath the sea, ignorant of heights or valleys, only hoping to hit oil"
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
For those Democrats hoping for an alternative to Hillary, Bernie Sanders is here for you
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Sat April 18, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Mattel hoping to engineer a Barbie comeback, presumably by adding a new hat
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Thu April 16, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Always hoping to find new ways to screw, Ashley Madison looking at an IPO
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Collector's Weekly)
 
 
 
A Chicago auctioneer is hoping to get $50,000 for a chair the Grateful Dead's Jerry Garcia once sat in
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Wed March 18, 2015
(San Francisco Globe)
 
 
 
Scientists who have never seen a horror movie are hoping to incubate the lung disease found in the body of a young girl sacrificed to ancient Incas gods
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Tue March 17, 2015
(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
"Internet security experts have set up Project Honey Train with an online model railway as bait, hoping to get inside the heads of cyber criminals "
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists at CERN are hoping to beat the hell out of some WIMPs
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Mon March 16, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
As the Barclay's Premier League winds down, the battles for the Champion's League spots and the relegation fight are in full swing. Liverpool wants to overtake Man U, Arsenal is hoping to keep form, and Tottenham hope to score upsets
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Sat March 14, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the 6 Nations sees Ireland looking to move closer to a Grand Slam against Wales (10.30am ET), Scotland hoping to recover some dignity against England (1pm ET) and Italy aiming to take advantage of France's erratic form (Sun 11am ET)
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman goes for a job interview, can't remember where she parked, goes to the Internet for help finding it: "I'm hoping someone will see it and let me know as I just can't find where it is" (pics)
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Sun March 01, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Premier League returns with Man U hoping to regain form against Sunderland, Newcastle hosting Villa, Everton at Arsenal, Liverpool hosting Man City, as well as Chelsea and Tottenham battling for the Capital One Cup
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Mon February 23, 2015
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Killing your cellmate to get your own cell will technically work, but probably not like you were hoping
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Fri February 20, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Politicians and lobbyists can now legally have sex with each other in NC. Constituents still just hoping for a reach-around once in a while
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Sat February 14, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you live in Los Angeles and are hoping that the new MLB Commissioner will get the Dodgers back on television, don't go warming up your big screen TV just yet
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Tue February 10, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Since the dawn of the space age, we have sent our best and brightest into space, but now we're recruiting weirdos and hoping they don't come back
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Care2)
 
 
 
Most shelter cats wait patiently, hoping to find a home. Then there is Fancy - who escaped from a shelter and traveled for over a month searching for the only person he wanted to be with, just in time for Caturday
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Sun February 01, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man charged in necrophilia case, is hoping for the death penalty
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Sat January 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And they're off. Two dozen Republican politicians descend on Iowa, hoping to best each other to the coveted position of coming in second on November 8, 2016
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Wed January 14, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama's Approval rating has jumped 5 points in the last month as apparently being in a position to not have to give a fark has freed him up enough to do the things people were hoping he'd do all along
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Mon January 05, 2015
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you've been hoping to find a job as a giant monkey impersonator protecting Indian politicians, I have some bad news for you
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