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53 headlines found matching 'Hoping'
Mon July 21, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sisyphus goes back to rolling the boulder back up the hill, hoping it'll stay there this time
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(16)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
R.J. Reynolds descendant takes a bite of bankrupt cupcake chain hoping to smoke some sweet profits out of the ashes of the company, swears on a stack they're not addictive
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(8)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Nature)
 
 
 
German shepherd in suicide vest sniffs out aestivating mosquitoes wearing body paint. This could be the malaria cure we've all been hoping for
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(27)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Why you should pay off your car loan ASAP (Featured Partner)
 
 
(FIFA)
 
 
 
2014 World Cup Final is here. Germany are hoping to silence the demons from the past three cups, and Argentina are hoping to win the cup in their own continent and embarrass rivals Brazil. 3pm ET, ABC
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Wed July 09, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian failed to pay a dentist for dental work, and lost a judgement to the tune of $1,605.73. And now the dentist, still waiting for her to pay, is hoping to sell off that judgement to a collector of celebrity memorabilia
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(38)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Here's hoping Star Wars Episode VII looks half as good as this fake footage
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(67)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a blow to those hoping for alien life, scientists re-examine and find: That planet is too hot, that planet is too cold and that planet nicknamed Goldilocks doesn't exist at all
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(18)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Felon running for office hoping transparency about car-focused fetish arrests will rev up supporters this November
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where all the women are strong and all the men are drunk
 
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 49th to Fark's favorite director. Here's hoping you can turn that Schindler's List franchise around
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Wed June 18, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Amazon decides to give its soon-to-be-released smartphone a 3d display hoping to replicate the success 3d TV had in taking that industry by storm
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(38)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Police say a mob beat to death the CEO of an Indian jute factory in a dispute over increasing their working hours. Nervous Wal-Mart executives hoping this trend doesn't catch on
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(62)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Pro Football Mock)
 
 
 
Argentina offers Tony Romo $10 million to cheer for Brazil in World Cup soccer
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(11)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lex Ky family business owner falls while carrying 20gal pot of boiling peanut oil. Drew's hoping folks might be able to help out (DIT)
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(148)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Managers of the Mall of America are hoping they can entice Chinese tourists to fly all the way to Minnesota to buy a bunch of stuff made in China
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(92)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug
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(27)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Community fans may not get that movie, but Hulu is hoping to give them that sixth season
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We lost a great Farker this week. Krymson Tyde passed away suddenly on Tuesday. You guys helped me get through my dad's death. Here's hoping you can do it again. I'll have some DIT in a few min
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here you go, straight guys: Everything you need to know in order to let the gay guy you're secretly hoping will seduce you after 1 or 2 more drinks whether you want to be the bottom or top (without actually saying it)
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Tue May 27, 2014
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
A 13 year old schoolgirl has climbed the tallest mountain on Earth. You're hoping your mom brings the pizza puffs down so you don't have to climb the basement stairs
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Mon May 26, 2014
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Cat cafes catching on in North America, where you can bring your own or soak up the cat fur and urine smell from the dozens thoughtfully supplied by the owners
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(24)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cavaliers defy 1.7% odds to get the 1st pick in the NBA draft again. Mock drafts already have them drafting Johnny Manziel
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(118)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
And so it Benghazis
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(264)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
20,000 bees attach themselves to a car, hoping to hitch a ride to Pollenesia
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(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lifelong Mets fan writes a sincere and thoughtful article where he reflects upon Derek Jeter's final year in professional baseball. Just kidding. He biatches and moans about all the attention Jeter is getting
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(17)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(The Week)
 
 
 
Millennials have realized that the stock market is a sucker's bet designed to enrich Wall Street middlemen and the super-wealthy at the middle class' expense- and that is freaking out this boomer columnist who was hoping to cash in his 401(K) soon
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
One company is by far the largest filer of copyright-infringement lawsuits in the US and it's pretty much who you figured it would be
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(131)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is country music dead? "There appears to be not even the slightest attempt to "say" anything other than to repeat the tired, overused mantra of redneck party boy in his truck, partying in said truck, hoping to get lucky in the cab of said truck"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
We don't know exactly how Tara the Cat is going to throw out the first ball at a minor league game, but we've seen how she handled that dog and saved the boy, so we know she'll get it done
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Most minor league baseball players make less money than a fast-food worker, but they're FOLLOWING THE DREAM
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(36)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Do you like bananas? Not for long, you won't
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Mon May 12, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Swing and a miss, strike one. Swing and a miss, strike two. Difficulty: Pro golf
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(29)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just like the passenger pigeon, .22 caliber ammunition could be easily found in every state in the Union. But these days it's extremely rare to find and nobody really knows why for sure
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Sun May 11, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 21-year-old molecular biology student experiments with beauty competitions, wins coveted title of Miss Wales: "My first love is genetics and the theory behind it. I'm hoping to go into medical research someday" (w/pics)
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
It's one thing to get a game-winning, overtime goal in a playoff game to keep your team in the running to win the series. It's something else entirely to do all that after being brought up from the minor leagues that morning
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(17)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Six ways to escape children on a cruise ship. Flinging yourself overboard after departure conspicuously absent
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(54)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Starbucks barista has to be special and give his 'cup art' that takes him 40 hours to make, to lucky customers. So che'che'
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(68)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(NESN)
 
 
 
The 2014 NFL draft picks get to choose their own walk-up music; submitter can't wait to hear "Thick Booty Hos" 30 times Thursday night
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Fri May 02, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kentucky Derby horse "Dance With Fate" is on Twitter; he Tweets about his gallops, his baths, visitors, posts awesome selfies, and has funny quips like, "LOL wut up fillies I'm hung like a...well....me LOL"
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(17)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills Cop reboot gets a 2016 release date, and it will be starring...Eddie Murphy?
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(48)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For some reason Adrian Wojnarowski thinks that Derek Fisher should be the next coach of the Lakers. Personally, I'm hoping they consider well sought-after candidates like Rick Fox, Mark Madsen, and Luke Walton
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Wed April 30, 2014
(insidesources)
 
 
 
"American citizens aren't our customers-about 400 junk mailers are our customers. Your service hurts our ability to serve those customers."' - US Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Job applicants these days are lazy good-for-nothin' rotters. Yeah the article doesn't say that but you know the author wants to
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(76)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Apparently there's no such thing as a barber/customer confidentiality agreement
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(60)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, of the class of '97
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(45)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The Canadians have found out aboot Cosplay and are pretty darn good at it, eh
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(65)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: If you make $200,000 worth of silicon masks for a 'Walking Dead' arena tour, you might want to get that part about them actually paying you in writing
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(24)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
A woman cleaning out her desk at Goodnight Middle School found a photo of a World War II soldier. Since then she has passed the photo around to veterans groups, trying to find out who the man is so they can return it to its rightful owner
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(42)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The end is in sight, can Liverpool keep going to secure their 19th league title, can Man City stop choking, will Chelsea still stalk the leaders, can Fulham pull off the great escape? All this and more in your Weekend EPL Thread
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(537)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Which state is most likely to follow Washington and Colorado with pot legalization?
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(61)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco 49ers tie the Baltimore Ravens for the most player arrests in 2014. Here's hoping there's no sudden death needed to break the tie
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(50)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Is your favorite TV show on the bubble? Find out the expected status of all endangered shows to the left. Spoiler: Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. will continue to disappoint fans who keep hoping maybe the next episode will finally get good
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(75)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(UEFA)
 
 
 
The second round of the Champion's League quarterfinals begins today with Dortmund hoping to stop the bleeding and Chelsea looking for a comeback, continuing Wednesday with Bayern at home and the Spanish stalemate
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two Orlando-area entrepreneurs develop smartphone application that disables the texting function on phones when they are in motion, hoping to put an end to dangerous driving, walking
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