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87 headlines found matching 'Homeland security'
Tue October 17, 2017
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Apparently top Trump bootlicker John Kelly instructed ICE agents and officials across the country to portray immigrants as criminals to justify raids
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Mon October 16, 2017
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
EMP attack could kill 90% of all Americans in a year. However, it would also defeat the robot rebellion, allow Sarah Connor to keep her job
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats demand investigation on the water situation in Puerto Rico after reports of residents drinking water from Superfund Sites. Yeah, I'm sure the Republicans will get right on that
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump administration does have very savvy political operators. Unfortunately, they are evil
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump to nominatje Kirstjen Nielsen as homjeland sjecurity sjecrjetary
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico relief bill cancels $16B in debt ... just not Puerto Rico's debt
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Wed October 11, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Then what exactly makes it a deal, numbnuts?
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Puerto Rico's hurricane problems, Trump will not extend Jones Act waiver
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
John Kelly finds out why his phone is acting weird
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Leaked memo from Homeland Security advisor Tom Bossert shows the Trump administration knew how bad things were in Puerto Rico before Trump Twittered away his last remaining shreds of credibility
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Sat September 30, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
Trump on the deaths of Puerto Rican U.S. Citizens: It's been incredible the results that we've had with respect to loss of life. People can't believe how successful that has been
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico continues to become Trump's Katrina. Trump is still America's Katrina
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"This is an island. Surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water." No, not a 4th grade book report, it's Trump's Puerto Rico remarks
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: Fine, I'll waive the Jones Act for 10 days. We cool now? John McCain: No, we're not
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump authorizes waiver to loosen shipping regulations for Puerto Rico
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
So NYC's MTA spent $100m constructing new pylons, and when asked what they were for, the Zerglings could only answer "No kekekekecomment"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump refuses to allow more aid to Puerto Rico after devastating Hurricane Maria because it would be bad for American businesses. UPDATE: They can have the aid, but only for ten days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House capping refugees at 45 thousand next year because that's more than enough to accommodate those fleeing northern Europe
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
So the House Science Committee apparently had a classified briefing yesterday on Russian cyber security firm, Kaspersky Labs. Time to find a new anti-virus software
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A magenta alert? Activate the cone of silence
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Contractors begin building prototype walls along the Mexican border
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Church that beats the gay out also keeps slaves and helps members commit unemployment fraud, as long as they kickback, excuse me tithe
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Sun September 24, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
Here we go again
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
So remember last night when we learned our election may have been tampered with? The guys who were supposed to fix it were blocked from doing so
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Sometimes, a puppy's just gotta howl...but what happens when a puppy hasn't quite figured it out yet? Better get some insulin ready
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Fri September 22, 2017
(PBS)
 
 
 
Russians attempted to hack into the voting machines of 21 states. "Most" were unsuccessful. Aaaaand my stomach just dropped
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Thu September 21, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Are federal employees ordered to attend anti-leaking classes? Depends
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Fri September 15, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After a court orders the Trump administration to release the names of all visitors to Mar-a-Lago, the White House claims that the only people to visit in the last year were all part of the Japanese president's entourage
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions might change a rule in leak investigations that would utterly decimate the free press
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. bans Visas in three countries that refuse to take deportees. MasterCard, American Express still OK
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
NATO Chief: "North Korea requires a global response." Putin: "Good. Good. Just send all of NATO to deal with that little twerp. I'll just be over here...in Ukrainian wheat fields. Don't mind me"
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Sat September 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
People who haven't yet evacuated the Keys, "You're on your own"
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Wed September 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's face it, if Democrats actually cared about Dreamers as opposed to making it a political football, they would make a deal with Trump
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Allowing people to die in your jail and comparing BLM to ISIS is a bridge too far for some, apparently
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
No one trusts our voting systems and Republicans refuse to pay for upgrades. Wonder why that is
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dreamers need not panic over Trump's decision to end DACA as Congress will step up to the plate to protect them
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
What do you expect from an agency created on April Fool's Day by history's greatest monster?
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Fri September 01, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hoo boy. Mueller visits the IRS & has the draft Comey firing letter, old man yells at clod, Russians burn docs to keep warm in SF, Trump hates his babysitter, and a 3-day weekend news dump. This is your Friday evening MSNBC thread, 8pm EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to Trump: Look I keep a secret shrine to Ayn Rand in my house complete with sacrificial altar, but even *I* think that kicking out the "Dreamers" who were brought here as children is a total dick move
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Thu August 31, 2017
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
NewsFlash
 
For no reason whatsoever, Sheriff Clarke just resigned
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
No, Mattis did NOT freeze the transgender military ban
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently Matt Damon's is five inches most of the time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sec. Mattis freezes Dr Evil's--er, Trump's--military transgender ban
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Tue August 29, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston: "It can't get any worse, can it?" Nearby chemical plant: "Hold my beer"
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Diploma mill pioneer and wife found shot to death. "The claim that he once certified a cat appears to have particularly annoyed him"
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Fri August 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump signs military transgender ban
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
White House realizes they can't get the stench of Bannon out of the cushions or the racism of Bannon out of the administration
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
This one photo explains all the chaos in Trumplandia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The more Kelly tightens his grip, the more supporters will slip through his fingers
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Wed August 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Russian hacker is a cooperating FBI witness in the Russia probe. No word yet on whether he weighs 400 pounds
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There are not one but two Gorkas in the White House, the second just as evil as the first
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Mon August 14, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
NewsFlash
 
White male arrested for plotting to blow up Oklahoma City building. This is not a repeat from April 19th, 1995
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress has the power - and the responsibility - to protect the dreamers
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Four top cybersecurity officials decide they have no intention of being Trump's fall guys
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Hedge-fund manager hired as Homeland Security CIO quits once he realizes governmentin' is some hard shiat
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Worst timed article: New chief of staff Kelly moves quickly to tame Trump's tweets
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New Chief of Staff John Kelly reins in White House staff: Country first, president second, your own needs and priorities last. Spoken like a true Marine
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Some Coastie)
 
 
 
Happy 227th Birthday to the United States Coast Guard. And while it's confusing for all the other Armed Services to read 14 U.S. Code 1, if they could read, they would have joined the Coast Guard
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump reportedly wants to make Mike Pompeo National Security Adviser and ship H.R. McMaster as far away as possible, like, um, Afghanistan
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Media outlet confuses the Nazis he nominates with the Nazis they wish he'd nominate
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf Jeff Session's job is safe. Sad tag is because he's actually trying to accomplish horrible things
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Homeland Security Secretary replacement suggestions for Kelly include...Rick Perry. Thanks Putin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House waives environmental laws to allow border construction. Subby wants to know if he can "waive" public intoxication laws
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump: The President of Mexico called me to say how beautiful my new wall, I mean OUR WALL, is looking. POM: LOL que, D2S
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Tue August 01, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump says a war with North Korea will be ok, since only people over there will die
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Mon July 31, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's no WH chaos, but Mooch has to go, Venezuelan president faces sanctions, Arpaio is guilty of contempt, and it's only Monday, folks. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starting at 9PM EDT
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New White House chief of staff John Kelly almost quit when Trump fired Comey. For some reason, he's still working for Donnie dumb-ass anyway. Why work for a turd you hate?
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Sun July 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're one of those Americans hoping to get rid of President Trump, there's a bunch of Canadians who would be happy to take him
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump may be able to fire Sessions without actually firing Sessions by pulling a double switch. We wouldn't be having this discussion if the Executive Branch would just adopt the designated hitter already
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Let's all be grateful to the Senator who interrupted very important cancer treatment to rush back to D.C. over considerable distance to cast a vitally important "No" vote saving health care for millions. No, not that Senator. This one
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Fri July 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Made in America week does not apply to the Weekend White House
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Tue July 18, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Republicans shutting down Federal agency that ensures election security
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Administration decides courts are overrated, and that from now on, unless a suspected illegal immigrant can prove they've been here more than 90 days, ICE can deport them without giving them an immigration court hearing first
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Fri July 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jr's Russian meeting has now been upgraded to 8 people
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump told denying visas for the Afghan robot girls was bad. So Trump orders Trump's State Dept. & DHS to rethink Trump's policy...and Afghan girls are still denied visas. But they will be allowed in on "parole." With cute Hello Kitty ankle monitors
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Wed July 12, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-Epugnant) says it may not actually work to have Mexico pay for Trump's border wall, so we should make American poors and American sluts who want to have sex without getting pregnant pay for it instead
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Tue July 11, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The lawyer talks, the plane crashed and the Turtle wants to hold up recess. It's time for Rachel at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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Fri July 07, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nuclear plant operators, including Wolf Creek Nuclear Operating Corp. in Kansas, hit with cyberattacks
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Thu June 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Travel Ban 2.0 starts today. Are you ready for the next step towards isolationism and global mockery?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scientist says EPA asked her to change her testimony to Congress to fit their agenda
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Several major Russian, European and U.S. companies report massive attack on their IT systems. They're working to resolve the issue, but it's tricky
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's claim that the Supreme Court ruled in his favor is, to the surprise of no one, wrong. Of course, that never stopped Donnie from claiming victory before
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Sat June 24, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Press now resorting to courtroom-like sketches of White House briefings. Which is likely not the last time several of these people will be the subject of courtroom sketches
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump to dismantle program that would bring money and jobs to the US because Obama thought of it first
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Trump, in an attempt to change the subject, created an anti-fraud panel to look into voting fraud. Now two members of the panel want to look into allegations of Russian interference with the US election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Have you noticed what a genius I am? I mean, who could have thought of solar panels on my wall, other than me? You people are so lucky to have business genius Donald J Trump as President
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