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30 headlines found matching 'Homeland Security'
Fri May 06, 2016
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple shootings at shopping centers in Montgomery County MD, person of interest is a Homeland Security officer who allegedly murdered his wife yesterday
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Thu May 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Terrorists work overtime, so shouldn't we be able to?"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
ISIS has released a hit list of 3,000 New Yorkers whose names they seemingly pulled at random from the phone book
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out that people stopped going to terrorist entries on Wikipedia once Snowden revealed the government probably had people on a watchlist for that
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"107-year-old who danced with president can now fly." Thanks, Obama. UP, UP, AND AWAY
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just two possible North Korean EMPs hovering over the continental United States
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
If you enjoy the TSA screening before your flight you'll be thrilled to learn that the TSA wants to probe you after your flight too
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
And what's the deal with bottled water having an expiration date? It's water. And it's bottled. How can it expire?
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Fri April 01, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trooper who was shot in that Virginia Greyhound Bus station shootout has died
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Tue March 29, 2016
(MPR News)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors allege a defender of an ISIS suspect is preaching jihad. Meanwhile the defender, an imam, admits to going to Mogadishu in 2013 to issue a fatwa...against violent extremism
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Sat March 26, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sorry Sanctuary Cities, you can't follow federal law, you get no federal dollars
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
While the GOP frontrunners call for oppression of Muslims, U.S. law enforcement has quietly recruited Muslim communities nationwide to assist with extremism, and they feel that anti-Muslim rhetoric lands squarely in the "Not Helping" category
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Sun March 13, 2016
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
You are charged with human smuggling for kitchen help, how do you plead? I need to go skiing in Switzerland, your honor. OK, have fun on the slopes. (Article has been updated to show judge denied request to go skiing in Switzerland)
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Not an Onion headline: Philly hospital teaches residents in violent areas gunshot wound first aid
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
U.S. concludes that the cyber attack on Ukrainian power grid was highly sophisticated. Possibly much more sophisticated than the Ukrainian power grid
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security keeps secrets like a sieve holds water. Like a freezer melts ice. Like a Philadelphia 76 finds the rim. Like the politics tab breeds respect
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Sun February 14, 2016
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to scam a free drink at Golden Corral by impersonating a cop, you should know that the real cop in front of you in line can tell the difference between a genuine police badge and a Kentucky concealed carry badge
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Hankering to gamble on the next Supreme Court nominee? Here are the odds. Also, you clearly have a gambling problem. Seek help
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Fusion)
 
 
 
The Free State Project has finally reached 20,000 signatories, and now they're obliged to actually move to New Hampshire. Somebody get the popcorn
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
If you crossed Sarah Palin and Dolly Parton and sent the result on tour with Cliven Bundy what would you get? Find out thursday Thursday THURSDAY
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security now combing the Bay Area for unlicensed Super Bowl merchandise, immediately confiscates 500 Brancos and Ponthers jerseys
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Best late-for-work excuses include "my hair caught on fire", "I was detained by Homeland Security" and the ever popular, "a Vaseline truck overturned on the highways and cars were slipping left and right"
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Thu January 28, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New survey finds that Americans hate their government more than ever. Especially when the government is late with checks for Social Security, unemployment, disability
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Mon January 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is ready to answer the question of whether Obama is a tyrannical tyrant tyrannizing tyrannically, or merely the most incompetent empty suit president America has ever had
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Thu January 21, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obama really did seize a record number of guns last year
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Department of Defense no longer recognizes Minnesota, Illinois, Missouri, New Mexico and Washington. Texas, you're still good. For now
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Tue January 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton didn't have Top Secret emails on her private email server -- she had emails that were even more secret than Top Secret, the most secret secret that secret can get, the secretest secret of any secret ever secreted
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Sat January 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark thread #9,000,000. Enjoy
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police, Homeland Security raid six strip mall massage parlors after hard, year-long investigation
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
TarpMan's new novel features good ranchers, bad gubmint, guns, killing, cannibalism, guns, killing, the Constitution, a rampage against raw milk, and a cowboy lynching a mayor. And guns and killing
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