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99 headlines found matching 'Homeland Security'
Thu June 22, 2017
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Trump, in an attempt to change the subject, created an anti-fraud panel to look into voting fraud. Now two members of the panel want to look into allegations of Russian interference with the US election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Heads of the FBI and DHS Cybersecurity divisions, under oath, to Congress: We have hard evidence that Russian Hackers tried to penetrate the election systems of at least 21 states. Trump on Twitter: Russian election hacking is "all a big Dem HOAX"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Have you noticed what a genius I am? I mean, who could have thought of solar panels on my wall, other than me? You people are so lucky to have business genius Donald J Trump as President
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I tell you what: I think this shooting is going to win this election for us" he said out loud in front of people
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
David Clarke rescinded his acceptance of a Homeland Security job. Guess one leopard doesn't want his face eaten
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Esquire)
 
 
 
It's starting to look more and more like Russia affected actual vote totals and that Donnie "Two Scoops" Babyhands may be an illegitimate president. Which, funny enough, is kinda what Putin wanted. Way to go, 'Murica
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
I'm sorry ma'am, but the dog ate my Executive Order
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOLD PLATING THE SWAMP: Trump Treasury pick took 4-week course on Dartmouth campus and called it a degree
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you thought Sam Brownback was as bad as Kansas could get, Kris Kobach wants to run for governor
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
"I never dreamed I would be standing outside a Homeland Security office in Utah with a bullhorn, but that's exactly what Trump's policies have made me do." Mormon women are revolting against Trump's restrictive policies
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Wed June 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has decided to cover his imaginary border wall with solar panels that would generate electricity to be sold on the grid, taking care of illegal immigration and renewable energy. Checkmate envirotardos
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I can't stop laughing at the Trump administration"
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(Cracked)
 
Weeners
 
Remember when Cracked used to be about dick jokes? Now they are writing articles about terrorism that are arguably better than 90% of what the MSM writes about terrorism
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Remember those Dakota Access Pipeline protests? Well, when the only tool a company has is a mercenary army of contractors who came home from the sandbox, every problem looks like "an ideologically driven insurgency with a strong religious component"
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Fri May 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
PSA: Asking Sheriff David Clarke if he is Sheriff David Clarke will get you harassed from his officers, and could land you in jail, or knocked out. Oh yeah, you can also sue, provided he doesn't carry out his threat to disappear you forever
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Trump budget will only cover first 60 miles of Mexico wall, on track to cost $50 billion overall
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
David Clarke will do the impossible: Make the Trump Administration even worse
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What does the rise in immigration arrests mean for prisons?
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke Melania'd his master's thesis on homeland security
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man duct-taped to airplane seat after attempting to breach cockpit, as apparently Adam and Jamie are now working as Air Marshals
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Add using a cell phone anywhere in America to the list of things the undocumented shouldn't do
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke, up for deputy Homeland Security job, has uniform festooned with BS medals and decorations. "You see all that sh*t pinned all over his dress uniform jacket? That's not supposed to be there"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The controversial Milwaukee County sheriff, David Clarke, who has compared Black Lives Matter to the Ku Klux Klan, has said he is joining the Trump administration because of course he is
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
If Trump is impeached and removed from office, and some of his Cabinet goes with him, who would you like to see end up in the Oval Office? Subby's hope is for President Mad Dog Mattis
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Tue May 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is Orange Nero *allowed* to spill our top secret info to random people who own his ass? Short answer: no. Long answer: noooooooooooooo
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
So wait, did I get him? Is it over?
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Sat May 13, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"DHS reports you can come on board with your antlers, artificial skeleton bones, adults toys, balloons (uninflated), body armor, Harry Potter wands..." Wait, what?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Look, I know it's the weekend and all, but the time has come for a special prosecutor. Possibly several. Do your part, call or write your Representative and tell them to call for a special prosecutor. (LGT House Directory) Find your Rep. Get involved
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Status of laptop ban on US bound flights from Europe downgraded from "Happening" to "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
ICE agents detained a deaf woman at Honolulu International Airport, denied her a sign language interpreter during questioning and then...wait for it...they handcuffed her behind her back
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Thu May 11, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's probably time we honestly ask ourselves if we're truly prepared to survive a national emergency
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Wed May 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Congrats, Mexico. You are the second deadliest nation on the planet
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently getting Trump officials to click on a fake link in email is as easy as giving candy to a kid
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Rape Table" was part of training for Customs officers at Newark Airport. No word on if they had a "rape tower" also
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Rest easy, America: the Trump administration is keeping you safe from Haitian earthquake victims
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Flying over the Atlantic? Better bring a good book, because the carry-on electronics ban might be about to expand to cover ALL flights to the U.S.
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House fires Usher, which is what you get when you introduce Justin Bieber to the world
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is dismantling his shadow cabinet by exposing it to sunlight
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House launches "Hugely Bigly Computers and Phones and Stuff Task Force", and Trump appoints himself leader but will really just be a puppet of shadow super hacker Barron von Trump, who is an expert at cyber
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course Trump wants David Clarke at Homeland Security
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal authorities run nuclear response drills at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Which means next week you can look online for autographed game-worn army helmets
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Homeland Security director John Kelly admits he doesn't have a clue how to stop domestic terrorists
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Thu April 20, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: Seriously, why are Mexicans allowed to be judges? This is America, right?
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if Trump has put racist authoritarians in charge of law enforcement and given them carte blanche to do whatever. But, who among us could have guessed that might happen?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Head of U.S.Homeland Security to politicians: You don't like immigration enforcement? Change the law or "shut up," and support the men and women on the front lines
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Mon April 17, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
For some crazy reason that I can't quite get my finger on, undocumented workers in America are more reluctant to file their tax forms than they have been in the past
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Sat April 15, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Don't say he's a hypocrite, just say he's "flexible"
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump creating army of federal shock troops to patrol the country demanding citizenship papers from all sufficiently brown people. But don't worry, this is all just campaign talk
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Tue April 11, 2017
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Now would be a great time to verify if those two North Korean 'weather satellites' hanging over the continental United States aren't EMPs. Just sayin'
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Terry Gilliam be mackin'
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Sun April 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats are winning the war against the Wall
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Sat April 08, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Gov't: "On second thought, maybe we don't need to know this information after all." Twitter: "Yeah, that's what we thought. Now go run along and play with your toys like a good boy"
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is all for unmasking when it comes to twitter accounts critical of the president
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Homeland Security would like to see proposals for a border wall. Photoshop a proposal that trumps all others
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Remember that administration blueprint that Kansas Sec of State Kris Kobach accidentally leaked to the public by having it visible during a photo-op? It's now about to become evidence in an ongoing lawsuit against him
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Tue April 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
This one group gets 70 percent of high-skilled foreign worker visas. Maybe not for long
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Russiagate? It's all Obama's fault. Jeez, what's this guy's problem?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Intelligence says ISIS has developed undetectable laptop computer explosives. Samsung immediately sues for copyright infringement
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Thu March 30, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Homeland Security chief says mothers and children won't be separated at the border. Dads can GTFO though
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Comey tried to warn us
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"The Rio Grande, what side of the river are you going to put the wall? We're not going to put it on our side and cede the river to Mexico." -current Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke
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Wed March 22, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Trump tries to shame Seattle and King County by putting them on his 'naughty' list, apparently forgetting that a city of people who worship the Seahawks probably can't be shamed by anything
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Tue March 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At this rate, future air travel security will necessitate flying naked, without luggage, anesthetized, and being revived at your destination. On the plus side, you'll never know you spent 9 hours next to a fat slob with B.O. that could kill a horse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Nixon White House Counsel John Dean: The actions of the Trump White House in response to the Russia story seem AWFULLY familiar to me...wait, don't tell me, it'll come to me any second
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Creative insults in world politics. Conspicuously absent: Tiny hands jokes
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
TSA starts banning all electronic devices larger than an exploding Samsung Galaxy 7 on airlines from 13 countries
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Homeland Security publishes list of 118 terrorist occupied cities. Bombing begins in five minutes
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out the best way to radicalize people is to strip them of their nationality. Not that this administration would know or anything
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John Oliver tries to explain the Trump budget but realizes it's impossible as he doesn't speak "fluent toddler psychopath"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
New report shows immigrants commit fewer crimes than people born in the US. To be fair, some of us, I assume, are good people
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
President Trump wants the Mexican border wall to be higher than two double-decker buses, and have an "aesthetically pleasing color" on the U.S. side. Hmm, could that mean white?
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Fri March 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP to Trump: No, you can't have a wall
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
President Trump's budget would turn the US into a heavily-guarded shiatpile
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Donald J. Trump)
 
 
 
Another day, another GOP survey. You would think that if they wanted to get feedback from voters, they would hold townhalls or something
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Thu March 09, 2017
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Have flood insurance? Congratulations, you're now paying for the border wall
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
We're paying for this new travel ban by cutting coastal and air security. I'm sure this makes sense to someone, but that someone shouldn't be anywhere near the reins of power
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Mon March 06, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
Handed out with a photo of him signing it, Trump doubles down on Muslim ban
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Sat March 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you ever said to yourself, "I wish my TSA agents wouldn't be shy about really getting intimate when they feel me up" then today is your lucky day
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the memo from Homeland Security that said country of origin is an unreliable indicator of terrorist threat to US so Muslim ban unlikely to work? Well, they still think it's crap, and said most US based terrorists are radicalized while in US
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
File this under "It's totes okay when we do it"
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Thu March 02, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
As if "alternative facts" weren't bad enough, "alternative intelligence" will lead us straight to war. Again
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The Randolph County (Indiana) Sheriff's department would like to reassure you that there is absolutely NO zombie outbreak happening right now. None. Not at all. Nothing to see here, move along
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Are you ready to hear the V.O.I.C.E. of America?
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Mon February 27, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Need more proof that Trump is creating American jobs? Just ask these AP writers tasked with fact checking the President
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
White House now calling out our intelligence services for providing the President with fake intel, and seeks alternate facts that are more in line with his world view
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Alright Mr...'Smith,' you're going to have to show us more than your driver's license if you want to get through this TSA checkpoint." "But, I was born in PA and have lived in Maine and SC all my life." "Nice try, Akmed. NEED A PATDOWN HERE"
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
You can mess with their heads, you can mess with their polls, but never, ever, mess with a statistician's data
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump finds Dept. of Homeland Security report on travel ban pointless, says it failed to include data supporting the ban. "This is not the intelligence assessment the President asked for"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dept. of Homeland Security finds Trump's travel ban pointless, says we need to stay focused on the real threats like nail clippers at airports
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. You can get Trumped, even if your name's Ali
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(GOP)
 
 
 
Take the OFFICIAL "President Trump's First Month Approval Survey" from the GOP
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Looks like the Dept of Homeland Security will be getting some angry tweets tonight
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Border Patrol at JFK refuse to let passengers arriving on domestic flight deplane without showing their papers. Move along citizen, nothing to see here
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Thu February 23, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Homeland Security chief John Kelly wonders why the press brings up questions about military force being used in immigration operations. This might be a crazy thought, but maybe they keep asking because the President of the U.S. said exactly that
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(Slate)
 
 
 
An analysis of Donald Trump's first month in office reveals that, aside from enabling racists, jingoists, bigots, and anti-semites, he's accomplished almost nothing
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Newly elected Latino democratic sheriff informs the federal government that their deputies will no longer serve as deputies for ICE
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That fear of Rex Tillerson being Secretary of State may be unfounded, as he's already been pushed to the margins by the Trumperdome
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