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Headlines matching 'Homeland Security'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(Some All American Guy) Followup The official list of words that get the attention of Homeland Security when you chat with your BFF Jill on FB  (blog.alexanderhiggins.com) (248)


Tue May 22, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine The Iowa GOP officially endorsing the birther movement is probably the least crazy part of their party platform  (thinkprogress.org) (115)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Three Delta employees decide that the TSA shouldn't have all the drug-smuggling fun. Bonus: They're foiled when their checked bag actually arrives on time  (ajc.com) (7)
(Salon) Amusing "An influential group of skeptics rejoined that cybernetics had not advanced to the point where it could create lifelike humanoids, even ones as unconvincing as Romney"  (salon.com) (19)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad The US Navy is considered the master of six oceans. But Russia, Canada, and Demark have the upper hand in the seventh  (adn.com) (118)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Some of the Secret Service Agents did not have sex with the hookers because they were too drunk. Also, Secret Service Agents on Bill Clinton's detail went to a Brazilian strip club, though that was part of their protective duties   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (64)
(Talking Points Memo) Ironic Karl Rove is trying to be the Conservative voice of reason, warning fellow party members trying to link Obama to the Secret Service Scandal and GSA was a bad idea  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (128)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Ron Paul backs CISPA, believing the cybersecurity bill will protect his medication from robots   (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (147)
(Baltimore Sun) Stupid Deep down in places you don't talk about you know. You want the Department of Homeland Security on that wall. YOU NEED THEM ON THAT WALL. Protecting us from counterfeit NFL jerseys  (baltimoresun.com) (85)


Thu April 12, 2012
(AlterNet) Scary By the way, here's the dystopian surveillance state that's crept into our lives while we were busy watching clips of kittens frolicking with baby penguins  (alternet.org) (47)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Boston Herald) Fail TSA set to surpass Catholic Church for child porn and pedophiles  (bostonherald.com) (91)
(My San Antonio) Amusing Gun shop that Rick Perry once praised for "entrepreneurship and service to the state of Texas" raided by the Department of Homeland Security for knowingly selling guns and ammo to smugglers  (mysanantonio.com) (111)


Mon April 09, 2012
(Bloomberg) Scary American Universities are being infiltrated by foreign spies says FBI, plan to train American students in paintball to defeat them  (bloomberg.com) (73)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some DHS Rascal) Asinine Federal judge eviscerates the Department of Homeland Security with an opinion that scores somewhere between Airplane and Ghostbusters on the "density of quotable lines" scale  (powerlineblog.com) (180)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass MIT researcher provides yet another example of why Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate dice rolls  (dailymail.co.uk) (278)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Wired UK) Interesting Researchers at the DHS finally perfect your Mom's new line of tampons  (wired.co.uk) (20)


Tue March 27, 2012
(SFGate) Interesting Apparently FEMA made a study to see if Fallout could happen. "If you are thinking about (a city) being wiped off the face of the earth, that's not what happens"  (sfgate.com) (194)


Wed March 21, 2012
(MSNBC) Dumbass Drug smuggler with license plate SMUGLER staying at the Smuggler's Inn discovers that cops don't have much of a sense of irony  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (53)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid Goose bumps and yawning? You might be a terrorist  (dailymail.co.uk) (59)


Fri March 16, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious That lucrative public speaking gig you landed after your career as a public servant might not look so great after your agency books you to speak to a terrorist group  (openchannel.msnbc.msn.com) (10)


Mon March 05, 2012
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Pregnant drug mule caught at JFK. Customs agents expecting $20,000 worth of heroin  (nydailynews.com) (30)


Fri March 02, 2012
(Some Not Worried Guy) Unlikely Surprising everyone who lives there, everyone who's passed through & pretty much anyone who's ever heard of it, Cincinnati, OH is considered a 'hotspot of terrorism'  (wcpo.com) (129)


Wed February 29, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely US Secretary of homeland security says the War on Drugs in Mexico is not a failure, presumably while sitting in a pool of water so her pants don't spontaneously combust  (cnn.com) (36)
(Yahoo) Sad The Most Dangerous National Park in America: Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, where the Park Rangers take you on tours armed with M14 rifles, Yogi  (news.yahoo.com) (98)


Tue February 28, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano says the war on drugs in Mexico "is not a failure." Sort of makes you wonder what she's smoking  (cnn.com) (268)


Mon February 20, 2012
(610 WIOD) Amusing US border facing Mexican billboard: "No more weapons"; Mexican border facing US billboard response: "No more drugs". Billboard wars begun, they have  (610wiod.com) (187)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Gramer Nazi sues government for conspiring against him in the slam-dunkiest case of backwards correct syntaxing modification fraud you'll ever see   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (81)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com) (81)


Mon February 06, 2012
(CNN) Hero Amtrak to TSA: How about no  (cnn.com) (210)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing When you buy a hotdog near the Super Bowl over the next few days, you will be buying from an unofficial undercover Homeland Security Agent  (infowars.com) (110)


Thu February 02, 2012
(AP) Silly 10000 people placed on the No-Fly List in 2011. Take that, really lousy terrorists who didn't have a backup plan  (hosted.ap.org) (14)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Sun) Asinine Tourism tip: If you're planning a visit to the U.S., don't tweet about your plans to "destroy America" or dig up Marilyn Monroe  (thesun.co.uk) (131)

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