Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		The role of Captain America is now Chris Evans' to lose. Well, at least it's not Channing farking Tatum  (chud.com)	(34)

Remaking Overboard, really? Well I guess it wasn't a horrible movie, oh and Goldie Hawn was in it, so you could get Kate Hudson to do her mom's role and....Jennifer Lopez? That's the stupidest farking thing I've ever heard  (cinematical.com)

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Jason Segal will star in the next Muppet Movie. No word if it will be as himself or as a muppet, but really, it'll be hard to notice a difference  (contactmusic.com)

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(Some Guy)

Our long national nightmare returns - Geffen may not be the "You're So Vain" guy  (showbiz411.blogs.thr.com)

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Even M. Night Shyamalan would blanch at the twist ending of Edward the Sparkly Vampire's new movie "Remember Me" (um...spoilers)  (gawker.com)

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		Kate Bosworth may be the new Barbarella? She needs a whole lot of sammiches before she'll properly fill Jane Fonda's ... shoes  (cinematical.com)	(53)
		It looks like 80's nostalgia didn't die with John Hughes; there are plans to make movies from recently discovered scripts in the late writer/director's home  (blogs.suntimes.com)	(38)

Coming soon to an island near you: Lost: The Theme Park. The trick will be finding the ticket salesman  (pastemagazine.com)

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(Some Guy)

It's Official, HBO says "Winter is Coming"  (thrfeed.com)

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Hollywood's most prestigious trade paper dumps negative review of some movie you've never heard of, but whose producers paid them $400,000 for less variety than that  (chud.com)

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(Some Whiplash)

For some reason, a casting director thinks Mickey Rouke would make a great addition for the new Conan movie. Well, at least Rourke's a little funnier than Leno  (digitalspy.com)

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		Warner Brothers to add political correctness, subtract humor from upcoming George Lopez-voiced "Speedy Gonzalez" movie  (nydailynews.com)	(82)
		MTV Prez: Generation Y is less cynical, more civic-minded than Generation X, citing "Jersey Shore" as an example  (thrfeed.com)	(85)

"American Idol" does to the Winter Olympics what ice dancing does to the whole concept of "sports"  (thrfeed.com)

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		Penelope Cruz may be joining Johnny Depp in "Pirates of The Caribbean 4". Meanwhile, Orlando Bloom will come to your house in a pirate costume for $20 and a case of Zima  (examiner.com)	(50)
		Details of Conan's "Tonight Show" contract exposed, revealing a morass of a quagmire of a mess of legalese that neither he nor NBC lawyers wanted to test in court  (thresq.com)	(48)

(Some Sinestro)

Tim Robbins signs on to Green Lantern, where he will portray Hector Hammond's father, guaranteeing that six or seven minutes of the film will be watchable  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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One of the most amazing PSA's you'll ever see  (thrfeed.com)

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		Following in the steps of Jessica and Ashlee, a third brain-dead blonde Simpson gets a TV show  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(24)
(Some Guy)		Once upon a time, James Cameron directed Kathryn Bigelow and half the cast of "Aliens" in a mid-80s music video  (heatvisionblog.com)	(12)

Producers of "Avatar" complain that their motion-capture alien stars were snubbed for Best Actor and Actress nominations  (news.yahoo.com)

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From the Why-The-Hell-Not dept.: "Caligula" director to make his return with "38 DDD - In 3D"  (avclub.com)

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		George Lucas is working on a 3-D film about fairies  (contactmusic.com)	(43)
(Pita Wilson Ruled)		Apparently not realizing that the USA network did it in the mid-90s, the CW has ordered a television adaptation of the classic thriller La Femme Nikita  (digitalspy.com)	(56)

(Some Guy)

It just might be possible, maybe even plausible, that CoCo acted in his own best interest  (thrfeed.com)

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Conan's Thursday night Tonight Show gets astonishing 2.6 rating, over 1 point higher than Leno's primetime show. Looks like NBC finally found themselves a late-night ho-- whoops, it seems they didn't  (thrfeed.com)

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(Billboard)

Musicians performing at the Grammy Awards will stay after the ceremony in order to record a single entitled "We Are the World" to benefit victims of a recent tragedy. This is not a repeat from 1985  (billboard.com)

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Fox readying U.S. version of "Torchwood": Meh. Written by Russell Davies: Well that's cool. Starring John Barrowman: My pants are completely off    (thrfeed.com)

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(Some Guy)

Free to a good home: one eight-foot grizzly with compulsive self-pleasure habit, one automated pimp, and one sharp-tongued miniature Pinscher  (thrfeed.com)

(93)

(Sci-Fi Wire)

Country-by-country breakdown of Avatar's $1.3 billion gross. Apparently, the French and Russians really love giant blue cat people  (scifiwire.com)

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Producers say there's no way Walt Disney will just let "Lost" end this year. "We just made a commitment to this group of characters whose stories are coming to a conclusion this May"  (popwatch.ew.com)

(62)

		Shania Twain...journalist? No matter how many times I read that, it still doesn't make sense  (contactmusic.com)	(53)
		"Lost" producer and co-creator Damon Lindelof: "We ran out of ideas"  (starpulse.com)	(293)

		The the only good thing about "Twilight" just signed on to star with Seth Rogan and James McAvoy's comedy.....about cancer?  (cinematical.com)	(47)
		ABC orders sitcom pilots starring Cedric the Entertainer and Carlos Mencia, and lo, did the seas boil with blood and the sky rent with fire as the last trumpet sounded  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(72)

Yeah, you know that movie with all the singing and dancing? No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Yeah, it's getting pulled from theatres because no one gives a damn  (movies.yahoo.com)

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Ricky Gervais headed back to HBO with animated series "The Ricky Gervais Show". Well, that's good, innit?  (examiner.com)

(47)

Bryan Singer says that X-Men: First Class will supercede the Magneto movie, which, unlike First Class, might have actually been good  (splashpage.mtv.com)

(31)

(Some Guy)

Roundtable with James Cameron, Peter Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, Kathryn Bigelow, Jason Reitman and Lee Daniels (3-part video goodness)  (nyccine.com)

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Because "Old Dogs" did so well at the box office, Disney is greenlighting another Robin Williams buddy comedy. Well, maybe in an alternate universe  (contactmusic.com)

(10)

Quentin Tarantino's top eight movies of the year. He makes a bold choice in his #1 pick, going where no top movie list has gone before  (slashfilm.com)

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In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the batshiat insane district attorney that sees French Liberalism ruining Law & Order  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

(51)

Assuming he'll still get funding after Avatar bombs, James Cameron says his next project is "The Seven Samurai in space"  (io9.com)

(97)

Silent niiiiight, Holy niiiiight, all is -- ♫ KILLING IN THE NAME OF... ♫  (news.sky.com)

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