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237 headlines found matching 'High School'
Tue January 23, 2018
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Schools decide 8" snowfall doesn't merit a snow day, because who would possibly want their kids home before 11pm?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama high school teacher placed on leave after telling students to 'turn the n*ggr tunes off.' "After meeting with her, it's just baffling to me how someone does not understand the severity of the weight of that word"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It is with a very heavy heart that I have to inform you all that my dear, sweet friend and fellow farker, Forsythe P. Jones (Richard Sousa on Facebook) passed away a few days ago
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(WPSD Local 6 Paducah)
 
NewsFlash
 
Reset The Clock: Kentucky HS edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ex-Cavaliers coach David Blatt was coaching at Turkish All-Star Game, offered some nicely salted pregame comments on Cleveland's 148-point massacre at home. He then gave up 151 points and lost
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student shoots at a friend. The victim, a 15-year-old girl, was airlifted to a hospital with gunshot wounds. No word yet on who shot the hospital
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Girl who called you a slut in high school posts passionate Facebook status about Women's March
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
SLAYER announces it's going to "make its exit" with one final world tour. "At 35 years, it's time to collect my pension. This is a career move." \m/-.-\m/
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
The FAA has a fix for reducing noise from planes flying over some neighborhoods: have planes fly over other neighborhoods
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
32 years after the Challenger explosion, Christa McAuliffe's planned lessons will be filmed on the ISS
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Sun January 21, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I don't wanna wait for our Dawson's Creek to be twenty years older
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Judicial marshals and maintenance staff investigate a fowl smell in a courtroom.... Then things get weird
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Sat January 20, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blake Griffin and the Clippers help L.A. schoolchildren with vision issues. If that works, they'll go across town and see if they can give Lonzo Ball some glasses to improve his 35% shooting average
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Fri January 19, 2018
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
N.S. Sherlock Institute shows that cuts in school funding has led to the Tide Pod-eating generation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yellowstone is two million acres of natural resources gone to waste and other views from the oppressed ranchers of Oregon
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Thu January 18, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Mom who homeschools her daughter doesn't get why she can't ride public school buses around town. "Let's not punish each other because we've decided to educate our children in different ways"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Kids at Kosher Kush's high school told to write letters telling Donnie 2 Scoops how great a president he is. Some of their parents have a problem with this for some reason
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a male doctor in my 20s, heartbroken and depressed. My girlfriend broke up with me due to both our hectic schedules. She was my first ever girlfriend. What to do? Dear Dr. J: keep polishing your personality and your jumper
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Wed January 17, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
WSU quarterback Tyler Hilinski dead from an apparent suicide
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
When he was in high school, Brian Wilson got an F in music class. 60 years later, it's being changed to an A
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Tue January 16, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, Johnny, how was school today? OK, I guess. Tommy farted in homeroom, and we had pizza for lunch, then the cops came in and shot up the armed robber, so can you come an pick me up early?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Woodward killed Bernstein because he was getting too close to deep throat
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Mon January 15, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
School superintendent resigns over inappropriate relationship. On the one hand, the student had graduated from HS by the time it got physical. On the other hand, the dude totally has a porn name
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because of the Hawaii missile threats, Jim Carrey thought he had only ten minutes to live
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Sun January 14, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Illinois judge allows an 11-year-old girl to use medical marijuana at school. No word when Jeff Sessions will sue the girl
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bills 'still in the process' of finding a franchise quarterback. This is not a repeat from 2005
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know the officer who arrested the teacher who dared to question the superintendent's exorbitant pay raise? Yeah, he's been investigated for excessive force before
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Mother: My son told me you said he was going to get lynched if he didn't get back to work. Teacher: What? That's wrong. What I said was WAY worse than that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently forcing kids to work at your fish market for free is not legal, even if you're doing it for Jesus
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
FedEx worker discovers largest known prime number, immediately throws it against a wall
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Wed January 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronaut blames "measurement mistake" after misrepresenting his growth. Subby usually blames the cold
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Tue January 09, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
It's not so much that a HS rec league had a team called The Wet Dreams. And it's not so much that those idiot kids had names like 'Coon' & 'Knee Grow' on their jerseys. However one really should question the thinking of the adults who approved it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
42 year old has growth spurt. Not where you'd think
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Teacher: "Umm, we haven't gotten a pay raise in 30 years, why should you get one, Mr. Superintendent?" Superintendent: "Cuff her"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a single 30 year-old woman, and one of my goals has always been to be a foster parent. I want to adopt, get married, and raise a family, but my friends say being a single foster mom would make me undateable. What do I do?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Forget baby showers. How about baby bonds?
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Need an example of a successful start-up business? Two high school students are now making six figures mowing lawns and shoveling snow ... and are paying their employees more than the minimum wage
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Mon January 08, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Gallant accepts job offer from company whose motto is "Don't be evil." Goofus joins the Evil Empire
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The False Promises of Worker Retraining: Despite assurances from policymakers that retraining is the key to success, such programs have consistently failed to equip workers with the preparation they need to secure jobs
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The X-Files could only have become popular in the 1990s
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Blake Bortles became second starting QB in last 25 years to win playoff game with more rushing yards than passing. Your dog knows the first
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While it's not unusual for many teachers to work a second job, MD's Academy of the Holy Cross Catholic girl's high school decided they really could not see continuing to employ a teacher who was also white nationalist Richard Spencer's bodyguard
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So, almost 1700 suicide attempts and they're just now getting around to this?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
School asks for fifty volunteers to stand in for absent fathers for a middle school breakfast. Six hundred men show up to honor the request
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Today's teenagers are not only listening to music you don't like, wearing clothes you think look stupid, and using slang you don't understand, they're also not boinking, smoking, or using drugs like you used to, either
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Memphis mega-church pastor admits he molested a minor days before his 'True Love Waits' workshop"
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"A constant refrain among American educators who observed the Soviet system was that it seemed to take seriously the democratic values to which American schools only paid lip service." JFC the commies had more American schools than America ever has
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LaVar Ball's family circus arrived in Lithuania because he pulled his youngest son out of high school to prepare him for the Lakers, or something
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
After a high school student writes to Paul LePage, the governor of Maine, to share her concern over the loss of net neutrality, he responds in just the way you'd expect a raging asshole to respond
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who invented spacious glass hotel atrium moves to cramped wooden box
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
Eighth graders at Arizona school getting lesson on how to communicate with future workplace overlords
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Victim of homeschooling becomes advocate for public schooling
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Wendell "Chummy" Broomhall, 10th Mountain Division veteran, two time Olympian, and designer of the Nordic track at Lake Placid in both 1960 AND 1980 dies at 98. Well, schuss
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Thu December 28, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
High school girl is an expert at pinning boys down, wrestling them into submission
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "I Went A Month Without Pooping, And It'll Probably Happen Again"
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Tue December 26, 2017
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Subby's gorgeous friend makes news as modern-day Job: Lost her mom to cancer at 11, was a Columbine victim at 14, and became a war widow at 20. Now she faces stage IV colon cancer at the ripe old age of 33
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Western Star)
 
 
 
Perfectly normal man has Christmas tradition of not opening present his high school girlfriend gave him 47 years ago
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you could go back to the time you were just finishing high school), would you do things substantially differently? Subby doesn't mean "don't date that one chick" or "go to a different college". Different like "run off and join the Navy"
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mary Franson (R) says she can't meet with a group of high school students because the risk of her being falsely accused of sexual misconduct is too high. Subby agrees and advises her to stay indoors at all times. There are minors everywhere out there
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cubs Kyle Schwarber wants to be a Gold Glover.....that's the joke
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top high school football recruit de-commits from Ohio State due to university conduct violations. WTFark: Chooses Penn State
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(KTXS Abilene)
 
 
 
Community shocked to learn assistant principal can afford prostitutes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have an invisible disability and a handicapped sticker on my car. Strangers will tell me 'You don't look disabled' and think I'm cheating the system. My friends think I can increase my pain tolerance. What do I say to these people?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After Colorado man's "F*ck Nazis" sign is stolen from his yard, he rebuilds bigger and better. "The day I take down this sign is the day I take down the American flag." Can't Fark have a Hero tag for more than one kind of hero?
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Sat December 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Principal photography wraps up at Queens high school
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Stoners explain why they prefer crappy weed (shake). Because they're stoners?
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"County commissioner accused of sexual harassment was previously investigated for spanking female students while he was a high school club adviser"
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Fri December 15, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If only we could have known the New Mexico school shooter, who went by the online aliases "Adam Lanza" and "Future Mass Shooter," would become a killer
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why Millennials are facing the scariest financial future of any generation since the Great Depression (Warning: the first page might give you a seizure, scrolling through the article may give you finger cramps)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Mr. Hoffman, you're trying to seduce me"
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Apparently there is a SEC Cornhole Championship
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Wed December 13, 2017
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"As Franken left the hearing, he bumped into a group of high school students who were waiting to take a photo with him." Phrasing, people
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(Loudmouth)
 
 
 
Lavar Ball says he's criticized because he's black, not because he's an asshole
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Teach Me How to Dougie" brought to you by C-SPAN 2
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There is a new Hastert rule
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandma used to buy me original American Girl dolls every year. I left the dolls at my mom's house when I went to college. I graduated, got my own place, and found mom gave them away. She won't tell me who got them. Should I sue?"
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Tue December 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
LaVar does take his sons to the hood and join Lilwaynia
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Well, that's a new way of getting fired from a teaching job
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Father rebukes Roy Moore in the most plain, obvious, effective way possible
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Alabama votes today if Roy Moore, Doug Jones will be its next US Senator, on 60th anniversary of when Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13-year-old first cousin Myra Gale Brown. Oh, the huge irony
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Son of Sam needs emergency heart surgery. No word on whether his dog is his healthcare proxy
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(Time)
 
 
 
The ten best places in America to raise a family
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Surfline)
 
 
 
The Endless Summer has ended
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
How to introduce a modern teenager to the glorious teen movies of the '80s. Just avoid "The Breakfast Club" if you think they'll identify with the unruly teenagers and not the sensible principal
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
LaVar Ball has a plan for making LaMelo the best basketball player ever. "I can get him the best game every day. I just gotta go down to the hood and say, 'Who wanna ball with my son?'"
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
What in the mother fark is a hit-skip in OHIOTUCKEY? Are these the same assholes who call soda, "pop" instead of Coke?
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Sun December 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
KROQ really thought that Morrissey would headline their annual Christmas concert and never dream of canceling
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A dad pens a brilliant letter to his daughter's school asking why they were still living in 1968 after she was sent for a makeover with the other girls while the boys got a field trip to a hardware store
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
St. Norbert's women's basketball team suspended 10 games for an alcohol-related incident. Apparently it had to do with the players having to spend all their college years in De Pere, Wisconsin
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
In his career he amassed 300 wins, 3 National Championships, and created an offense still used from high school to college programs today. Coach Tubby Raymond has passed away at age 92
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In which young people learn that actions have consequences
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Fri December 08, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former Breitbart spokesman: GOP's embrace of Roy Moore has turned me into a Democrat
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The world might be better off if everyone didn't go to college
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Thu December 07, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Today's winners and losers in the GOP Tax Scam: Public schools vs expensive private schools. You'll never guess who comes out on top
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Wed December 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Radical authoritarian clergy to begin forced conversions of local student population while US authorities do little to stop the spread of sharia law in the region
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missing 17-year-old girl found with 27-year-old coach after multi-state search. Situation could have been cleared up quickly if only the coach had asked the teenager's mother for permission to date
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Tue December 05, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
If you can read this headline, please step forward. Not so fast, Californians
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In his college days, when his Frat tried to throw an "Animal House"-type party Mike Pence played the role of "Greg Marmalard" the suck-up to Dean Wormer, and ratted out his whole house. Let's hope he faces a similar "where are they now?" fate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The high school where 100% of graduates got into colleges is also the one where 50% missed more than 30 days of classes, 20% missed more than 90 days, and the average SAT score was 782/1600
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(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Maybe if you find applying to college confusing it's not for you
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Roy Moore accuser produces a scrapbook of evidence showing that they dated when she was 17 and he was 34
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you have to Google "how to burn down a brick house" and your only alibi is "a random black guy did it" you might not be up for a life of crime. Or life
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Text messaging turns 25 years old. OMG
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Fri December 01, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida woman wants book about book-burning burned
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel tells GOP Senate candidate Roy Moore he'll meet him in Gadsden, AL mall, man-to-man with high school cheerleaders. "And ... if you can somehow manage to keep little Roy in your little cowboy pants ... we'll talk about Christian values"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
And this is why you don't go forging swords in your back yard on a windy day
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump wants to make school lunches just like the ones he eats every day. If you're unclear, this is not a good thing
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Thu November 30, 2017
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Charges dropped against mom who put recorder in daughter's backpack to catch bullies
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 5 year-old daughter means everything to me. She thinks she is a great singer and sings at the top of her lungs, which annoys me; even dogs howl. She's terrible. My husband says we should encourage; I want her to stop. What do?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The reason why Trump doesn't like Doug Jones is because Doug Jones has locked up creeps like Roy Moore and Donald Trump
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
Finally finished Stranger Things 2. What did people think about it? (Spoilers, obviously.)
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Tue November 28, 2017
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
High school morans decide a cancer awareness rally is the perfect place for a rape joke
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We regret to inform you that your son committed suicide. It was the only thing he could do after he was raped and murdered
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
You would think the Alliance Defending Freedom would have more important things to deal with than where people pee, but they don't
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is it weird when fathers name their sons after themselves? Doesn't that seem a bit egotistical or arrogant? Now your child has to spend the entirety of their life as "junior." On every official form they fill out, ever. "junior" It's bullsh*t
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Vegans get their feathers Ruffled
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Fri November 24, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It's Mighty Morphin' Porno Making Teacher show. Today, we learn that if you put a kiddie face in a porno image it becomes kiddie porn. Fark: Done by Teacher of the Year 2015
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How reef researchers are dealing with the death of Coral. THE REEF IS DYING, CORAL
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Thu November 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you are having trouble getting those pre-Thanksgiving grass stains, head injuries, and even give you a reason to have your kids throw the football to their least favorite brother so that they get tackled on by their fat uncle Frank, look to ESPN
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Wed November 22, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher deregistered after screening a TED talk on orgasms. "I didn't see it coming", says one schoolboy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Science experiment at all-girls Catholic school causes multiple students to burst into flames, suspiciously just like witches. Why, yes, alcohol was involved
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School faces controversy over teacher's take on the "Zombie-Based Learning" curriculum, in which students were asked to choose which three people get eaten first
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(AOL)
 
 
 
How many 6-year-olds could you take in a fight? Well, if you want to find out, the Pennsylvania school system is hiring teachers
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Tue November 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Teacher on FB: Ten years ago, when kids failed to stand for the Pledge, I failed their asses. School system: You know the Supreme court said that was illegal back in 1945 right? So you get a vacation while we figure out whether you really did that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
H.S. footballer kicks 86 yard punt with 50 yard bounce and roll. Patriots wondering how he got the gerbil inside the ball
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man who doesn't drink receives 3rd OWI
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dude, you're just not as good at multi-tasking as you think you are
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Today's school bus driver accused of driving drunk on the job is brought to you by Indiana
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The problem with trying to defend someone like Roy Moore is that there is a LOT of evidence proving he's a pedophile
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
RIP - Warren 'Pete' Moore. He no longer believes in Miracles, nor is one
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's nice to see Oklahoma education system functioning the way the GOP would like it to function
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Fri November 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends turn on Roy Moore
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(NPR)
 
 
 
80's punks where are they now
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There may not be a one-and-done thing in the NBA anymore
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Four more report on Moore on Wednesday, and the punchline's a doozy: he used to hang out near the girls' bathrooms at the mall, fulfilling the 'Methinks he doth protest too much' challenge
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Singer hits A above high C for the first time at Metropolitan Opera. For reference, that's an octave above the note you hit this morning when the cat jumped on the bed and clawed your nads
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Apu was a tool for kids to go after you'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A high school principal would summon girls by intercom to his office, so PedoMoore could hit on them over the phone
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Roy Moore has a sixth accuser. While he hit on her when she was 17, he at least waited until she was 28 to grope her. Progress?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It turns out Roy Moore's wife was in the same high school class as one of his victims, though he had the decency to meet this one when she was very mature 24
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Tue November 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cost the state $3 million because you conducted a mass warrantless strip search of 900 high school students (and found nothing)? Well Mr. you'd better believe you're getting suspendin'... at least until the outrage dies down
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Cool headline of the day: They built Alaska on whiskey and dynamite
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Give me a P Give me an E Give me an N Give me an I Give me an S WHATSTHATSPELL?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How young is too young for cell phones in school?
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Stranger Things season 3 sounds intriguing. No word yet on whether Steve and Dustin will be teaming up to fight crime though
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Mon November 13, 2017
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Where can you find answers such as "boy toy" and "trophy wife"? If you answered Carter Woodson Middle School worksheet, you're on the short list for school administrator
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"OK, going out for some smokes." *42 years later* "I'm back"
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(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Good news if you're hoping to go to college in Virginia: Colleges are waiving their application fees for "College Application Week." So that's a good $30 or $40 off the six-figure debt you'll have later in life. Go chase those dreams, young ones
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yet another person associated with the Clintons is an abuser, but I'm sure it'll be better than before, because yesterday's gone
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Sat November 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A farewell to WWII assassin, saboteur, courier and all-around badass Irv Refkin
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"We wondered why someone his age would hang out at high school football games and the mall"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I refuse to believe it's a lifelong imprint, yet, with age 70 in clear view, I admit to wondering whether I will ever entirely heal that young girl who was pinned down"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Smoking hot substitute teacher arrested for heavy petting in Kettering and soaking wood in Oakwood
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Seniors try to decode millennial dating slang"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's Senate office to display the Nine Commandments
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Wed November 08, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Dick says goodnight moon
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Mon November 06, 2017
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
And I will always love you... Chicken Farmer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pedophile [✔], animal abuser [✔], sexual harasser [✔], domestic abuser [✔] It's starting to look like this latest church shooter guy was kind of a d-bag
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
California high school students rebel against a confederate mascot
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If Movember had a Hall of Fame, Einstein, Yosemite Sam, Billie Dee Williams, and Teddy Roosevelt would all be enshrined in it (slideshow)
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Today's privacy violation is brought to you by Colorado, in which a high school installed cameras in a bathroom
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Fri November 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Oregon teen was excited to join her high school dance team. Then she learned about the maple syrup wrestling"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texas renames Robert E. Lee High School to Legacy of Educational Excellence High School. LEE High School, if you will
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Sports Illustrated predicted the Houston Astros would win the World Series this year ... back in June 2014. I wonder what they have to say about the Mets? ... Oh dear
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Is Tyrod one of the most underrated QB's today?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
Boobies
 
Hey mom, here's a Snap of the porn they are showing during lunch
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Topless schoolgirls on dirt bikes injure student in end-of-year prank (NSFWish)
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a shocking twist, Betsy DeVos is completely ineffective at a job she was completely unqualified for, but instead of resigning she's hunkering down and mapping out where she can maximize her impact
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Despite magic underwear, more Utah high school seniors drinking alcohol
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband is very sweet to me, our families, and service people. But a bicyclist who runs a stop sign, a driver who cut him off, or a teen who bumps him? He's a complete dick. Did I marry an asshole? How do I make him calm down?"
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Tue October 31, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Hostage situation at an elementary school in Riverside, CA, as reports say parent has taken a teacher hostage
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Vigilantweets
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Mon October 30, 2017
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
NJ High School football ref walks off field because some players took a knee. In a development that should surprise no one, he made racist comments on FB about the Obamas last year. Also surprising no one, claims his account was hacked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texas school district gets shamed over corporal punishment stance by the Church of Satan
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman says Deshaun Watson was the best quarterback his team has ever faced. Take that, Tom Brady You, too, Rodgers. Even though you both beat us
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Sun October 29, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Girl uses her public Instagram account to make threats against her school
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a strange coincidence that could only happen on Fark, 'Bathrobe Man Cave Sex' is also the name of subby's Jonas Brothers cover band
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Fri October 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's sad the only collegiate league handling this anthem business properly is the one nobody cares about
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
School counselor has "sex romp" with 2 students. College. Nope. High school. Nah. Um, Junior High. Nuh-uh. Oh no. No no no no no
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You're not allowed to dye your hair, so you must dye your hair. Sorry, I don't make the rules
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools kill 'To Kill A Mockingbird' ban
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Yes, they did really bad - but we're not going to name them or fire them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Roy Moore was considered a doofus in high school and his professor even nicknamed him "fruit salad"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The anti-daylight saving time revolution has begun on time ..as usual
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Thu October 26, 2017
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
North Carolina teenagers may or may not be in trouble for acting like their parents and grandparents
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Girl playing on boys high school golf team told she won't be eligible for trophy, plays anyway and posts top score
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The new Karate Kid Series takes place 30 years after the 1984 movie. Johnny still upset that the crane kick counted as a point
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Suddenly, yellow jackets
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's okay if high school boys are shirtless as they cheer on their school's football team. But fetch the fainting couch and pass the smelling salts if a high school girl in a sports bra wants to take off her shirt to cheer on the team
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Tue October 24, 2017
(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Is there a better ad for a show than "Banned By ESPN"?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My dad remarried when I was 16; my stepbrother was 18, and after the divorce we stayed close. We ran into each other years later, hooked up, and are dating. I have no cruel intentions but am clueless how we tell our families." What do?
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Sun October 22, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Yes
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Dolly knows it isn't her music we love, and she's cool with it
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Thu October 19, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Kid brought butterknife to school. For lunch. So, obviously the kid needed to be taught a lesson
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis elementary school in Jackson, Mississippi, is being renamed. Care to guess whose name will now grace the institution?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kentucky, see what happens when you handcuff 8- and 9-year-olds? ACLU lawyers kick your ass
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Tue October 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
High school cheerleaders in Utah proclaim their support for interracial sex. Oh, wait. Nope. Just racist-ass brats
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Another day, another teacher putting it where it doesn't belong
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Puerto Ricans displaced by hurricanes and insulted by Trump are moving to Florida, a swing state
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mississippi town finally joins the 20th century and looks forward to joining those of us in the 21st century by desegregating its schools
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman writes about her experience living in a haunted dorm room while in college. Share your haunted living experiences here
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your savior or we'll ruin your life, you ignorant little brat . . . er, sorry, we meant graduating AP Honors student
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
High School runner helps struggling opponent cross the finish line
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Murica
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools ban "To Kill a Mockingbird" because, um, it uses the N-word, yeah, that'll do for an excuse
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Thu October 12, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Richard Branson invests in Hyperloop, which is being renamed the Virgin Hyperloop. Coincidentally, "virgin hyperloop" is also how I referred to my sophomore year of high school
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Wed October 11, 2017
(GQ)
 
 
 
After a few years in an Ashkenazi nursing home, the Lyrical King from the Boogie Down Bronx is back to burn
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Man hit by foul ball at Wrigley Field suing the Cubs and Major League Baseball for his inability to pay attention
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, while Kara focuses on work, Lena makes a bold move into the dairy industry. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Caitlyn and Eclipse hunt for a macguffin and Bill Compton faces a difficult choice. (FOX 9ET)
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Sun October 08, 2017
(The State)
 
 
 
Delicate snowflake in South Carolina outraged after officials at the private school he sends his children to objected to the hate symbol flying on his truck
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Cool: High Schoolers launch weather balloon to 32 km above Earth. Video: Fark Yeah. Spiffy: Launch during the August eclipse to see the Moon's shadow. Obvious: Buzz Aldrin's fist is ready for the first idiot who asks why there are no stars
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Fri October 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GA Middle school history teacher gives her class a homework assignment to create a "Colorful Mascot" representing the Nazi party. Needless to say parents are Fuherious
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha... it was only a matter of time
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Because there is not enough work for lawyers, a Georgia sheriff decided to order the warrantless frisking of 900 minors
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Thu October 05, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Spirit week canceled after students wave Confederate flag on 'culture day.' Told to wait until 'Loser Day'
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman critically injured in Las Vegas shooting immediately fired by soul-sucking corporate suits whose only concern is the bottom line . . . wait, what? They sent a dedicated HR person to help the family? What strange devilry is this?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter is 15 and she's dating a black teen a year older than her. They are both star students and athletes. Should I warn my daughter about what to do if he's stopped for driving while black? Or does that make me sound crazy?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
District sues middle schooler and his parents after he caused over $19,000 to a classroom. As it should be; take some damned responsibility, parents
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Wed October 04, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
POTUS and FLOTUS meet with Vegas first responders, and Trump will give remarks. Uh oh. (3:15 PM EDT)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Morrissey emerges from douche chrysalis, appears on Jools Holland and performs one of his new songs, "Spent the Day in Bed"
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
We must destroy these statues of oppression and hate. Take that, Virgin Mary
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
If you're a CEO on Undercover Boss and promise on-air to pay for an employee's wedding, you better not get cold feet
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
High school students chant 'Build the wall' at football game. No word from Twitter if any of the players took a knee
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sure it's an older article, but since Fark likes to keep recycling old fear-inducing click-bait, let's set the story straight: "No, There Has Not Been a Mass Shooting On Average For Each Day of the Year"
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Under Betsy Devos, college freshmen who report civil rights violations can expect to have their cases heard and resolved sometime during their doctoral thesis defense
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
University of Tennessee: Can't believe we embarrassed our state with that performance out there. Tennessee Titans: Hold my beer
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
No, Ceiling Teacher is not watching you cheat
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is going to the dogs. And the cats, horses, pigs, chickens, rabbits, and pretty much the entire animal kingdom as we search for the best books every animal lover should read
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No Ragrets
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Wed September 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"My son was racially bullied and turned into a meme by his classmates all because he wore a confederate sweatshirt to honor California's confederate heritage"
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore doubles number of speed and red light camera systems, doubles profit. Submitter successfully installs red lights onto all of his headlines, waits for payout
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If it ain't bent that way, keep pushing
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lingerie-clad Miami high school cheerleaders .... and you're gone. I have 184 characters remaining. Anything you want to talk about? How's the weather? it's a hot one for the first week of fall here.... Jeez, still have 40 remaining characters
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