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Thu July 27, 2017
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Google creating AI with imagination enabling machines to see consequences of their actions before they make them, help them find creative ways to stop John Connor
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Hey married gals, here are 35 things you are supposedly sick and tired of hearing. Any more to add to this list?
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
The Republicans are seeing how much they can get the public to really hate them by denying medical cannabis to veterans. Brilliant
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Wed July 26, 2017
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
"Hey, who put these legumes in my jar of mixed nuts?"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chipotle hopes that their customers will decide that the new queso sauces they are introducing are worth running the risk of shiatting your brains out for days after you eat them
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne to debut new line of wine. Surprisingly they're not called "SHAAAAAARON"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
They let him around kids again
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Who knew that Brexit would negatively impact hundreds of treaties? The experts, of course, but they weren't asked
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Breitbart and conservatives, are ready to go to the mat for Jeff Sessions - and turn on Donald Trump. Which would be cool, if it wasn't for the fact that the reason they back Sessions is because he is implementing the worst parts of Trump's agenda
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Psychiatrists did not say that they can now diagnose Trump in the media, just like every other talking head does. That will be $250, please
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Tucson brewery is going to create a beer made with recycled sewage. No word on a name yet; submitter thinks they should call it Number Tucson
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump: "They're fighting over who loves me more." Who is he talking about? A. His kids B. His wives C. The White House staff
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama was illegally spying on everybody but hey, the reality TV guy is being mean on Twitter so let's all just stay focused on what really matters here
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"If you say 'touch base' and 'reaching out' then you deserve to die." Somebody should reach out and touch base with this author to see if they want a hug. That's just a no-brainer
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Nine plagues that could wipe out human life and other life on earth with little notice. But, hey, the nightmare of Trump would be over
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"D.L. Hughley offers best explanation ever on why you can't reach Trump supporters". Clickbait headline? Sure. But he thinks Trumpers would rather America die than live in a country that they don't want to be in. And I'm not sure he's wrong
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart crashes a gay wedding reception at Pizzaria Gusto. In other news, someone booked a wedding reception at Pizzaria Gusto
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Tue July 25, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Franciscans have been making avocado toast for more than 130 years, and they can afford to buy houses
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
John McCain's no-holds-barred lecture to the Senate "Stop listening to the bombastic loudmouths on the radio and television and the Internet. To hell with them. They don't want anything done for the public good. Our incapacity is their livelihood"
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
British police post photo of attractive young officer. Sexist comments have gotten so bad they've upgraded their official response from "Oh, I say" to "Wot's all this then?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hey, it's probably nothing, but Rex Tillerson is "taking a little time off"
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(Mining Gazette)
 
 
 
Guys working on a bridge work crew are being assaulted by idiots who think they aren't working fast enough
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember how Star Trek aliens always dressed like color blind hippies? Gucci does, and they love it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate ready to vote on healthcare. They don't know what they're actually voting for, but baby steps. Baby steps
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Watch our public servants discuss taking away healthcare from millions so they can fund tax cuts to the people who donate to their campaigns. At least one of them needs to get a brain, moran. Live on C-SPAN @ 2:15pm EDT
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Fred Durst says if it weren't for Linkin' Park, Limp Bizkit would have just been another crap rock n roll act, not the cutting edge, landmark, brilliant, musical trailblazer they are today
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you're going to kill yourself, at least be considerate of others. Man calls 9-1-1 to say he's going to kill himself, so they should hurry due to his organ donor status
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Democrats don't need a "Better Deal". They need Bernie Sanders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scaramucci addresses the baseless rumors that Trump wants to get rid of Sessions by saying that they are probably correct
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(Michigan Radio)
 
 
 
New ad campaign from Dan Gilbert proclaims "See Detroit Like We Do". Apparently, they have a really good ability to not see 85% of the city
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina church accused of bringing hundreds of teens and young adults from its sister congregations in Brazil to the U.S. and forcing them to work for free and beating them when they disobeyed. Umm, didn't we fight a war about this already?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who do you think will get the axe? Will they do the fandango? Or will Scaramucci start the purge?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now it looks as if Republicans will be unable to pass a Defense Budget because of rules they put in place to hurt Obama. Cunning plan, guys
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Broncos and John Elway agree to new five year deal. Jeez, they can't be THAT desperate for QB help, can they?
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Chest with Nazi gold found. They know it's Nazi gold because each bar has a little mustache on it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The moon's interior may contain water. Nestle corporation already asking SpaceX if they do drilling missions
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Apparently some men have giantess fetishes, and they hope virtual reality can make it happen (inline video is Not Safe for Work)
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bosses reveal worst job interviews they've sat through, including the girl who wanted her mother to sit with her and the guy who dropped his meth. Oops
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good: You're on a boat in the ocean. Bad: Your boat sinks. Good: You set off a distress signal. Bad: You're 40 miles from shore Good: A rescue helicopter finds you. Bad: They can't send somebody down to rescue you because sharks are in the water
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey steak hey
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man leading the largest poker tournament in the world assumes he has a winning hand with the pot at $156 million. Well, you know what they say about the word 'assume'
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey aircraft nerds: NASA is making you very happy by uploading 500 videos full of cool historical footage to YouTube
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Defenders trailer is here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and they're all out of bubblegum
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It used to be that married people were healthier because they were married, now they're not only miserable but also less healthy
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Teen protip: if you're going to egg cyclists from your car, try not to pick competitive mountain bikers who might chase after you. Especially if they're cops on their lunch break. And FFS not if you have weed in the car
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Panorama pics are really cool, until they're freakishly scary due to someone or something moving. (Not a slideshow, thankfully)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Heads up liberals, you might not even survive the millennial left's war against you as they are hardcore even for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study concludes that If someone is looking at your feet, they're interested in friendship, and not romance. Either that or you've got some butt-ugly feet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky must pay attorney fees for couples who sued Kim Davis. If only they'd just fired her
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Ark Encounter's selling themselves to a shell ministry to avoid taxes just happened to breach their agreement with Kentucky for $18 million in tax incentives, so they just lost most of their free money from the government
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip for when you win the lottery: Don't hang up the phone when they call you saying you've won the lottery
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
CIA Director Mike Pompeo: Why is everybody flailing their arms because Russia hacked the 2016 campaign? They have interfered in US campaigns before that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN concerned and confused over Trump's use of the English language, admitting it makes no sense and they're waiting for him to say "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hannity: "I am proud to accept this award." *award withdrawn* "Awards are stupid and petty, I certainly don't want one"
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(CNBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump Administration says they have full confidence in Sean Spicer
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Researchers may have found the tomb of King Tut's wife. Asked if it was a rare find, they said it was very Tut-uncommon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump and Putin apparently liked each other so much at the G20 meeting that they went into the men's room together for a super secret meeting just between themselves. Oh my
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In America we're supposed to burn the flag if it touches the ground. What's the penalty for a Canadian Governor General touching the Queen's elbow? Do they lose Labrador? Ritual flogging by the Archbishop of Canterbury?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Republicans might just do the right thing this week. Once. Other than this one thing though, they are still gawdawful and incompetent. For which we should all be grateful
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Parents of Aurora Theater shooting victim sue ammo merchant. They were warned they would lose and end up paying the plaintiff's legal bills, but they sued anyway. Now they're bankrupt. Sad tag still applies because no one really wins
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
Voters hand government to the Republican party, get angry they're not more liberal
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Department hits Exxon-Mobil with a $2 Million fine for violating sanctions against Russia while Rex Tillerson was CEO. But don't worry, the company says they've taken steps to ensure THAT never happens again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
OMB director Mulvaney blasts the CBO estimates that the Repeal Only bill would leave 32 million Americans uninsured. Points out they are using a methodology developed by an MIT professor of economics so "it's almost like it's not a fair analysis"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man mistakes cemetery for farmer's market. "They were already having a horrible day, and this just made it more tragic"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple claim they can orgasm for up to 18 hours just from hugging. Little man in the boat unavailable for comment
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After discovering that the nostalgia for their old systems is basically a pass to print money, Nintendo may be looking to release a N64 Classic. The key question is will they cough up the dough for the GoldenEye license?
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Remember the Trump server that was talking to Alfa Bank in Russia? The Senate Intelligence Committee sure does. They specifically called out Alfa in a letter to Half Scoop, in advance of his testimony, requesting he turn over all data related to it
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Angry Florida man shoots out tires of AT&T trucks because they are parked too close to his home. Seems reasonable
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
U.S. military wasting over a hundred grand a month on Trump Tower even though Trump hasn't been there once. Oh, I know, they're laundering money. Trump Tower's good for that
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 sampled 78 margarita recipes for science. Results forthcoming after they find their clothes and return the donkey to Tijuana
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How do Congressional Republicans really feel about Donald Trump ? They think he's too stupid to be as corrupt as the democrats claim he is, so leave him alone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump at Republican lunch. Sen. Heller, he opposed the healthcare bill, wouldn't it be a shame if something happened to that Senate seat of his? I know Nevada, and they support me
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
SNL writer replies to Trump tweets as if they're personal texts. You think that is stupid, but you are going to comment on the right
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump hosts Republican senators for lunch, tells them there will be no dessert unless they bake some health care pie
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Head of the clean-up efforts at the Fukushima nuclear power plants, says the recovery from the disaster will nearly be complete once they dump nearly a million tons of radioactive waste into the Pacific Ocean
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." ― Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Well, then; this is your Fark Writers Thread
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Crackdown proposed on bikini baristas. Look, if they're showing that, the bikini isn't doing anything
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
RedLetterMedia predicts plot of the Han Solo movie, with guesses so stupid they're guaranteed to be correct
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Putin had a secret second meeting at G-20. Wow, they really want to get those kids adopted
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox host says, I don't wanna say that Senate Republicans who didn't vote for Trump are dirty traitors to America but they are
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists 'resurrect' ancient proteins to provide clues about molecular innovation, are hoping they can cut the process down to less than three days
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Should domestic violence offenders be banned from professional sports? It's not like they are trying to preserve integrity in sports or anything like that
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"The person you chose to play my sister is too ugly," says Sharon Tate's sister. Fark: They had chosen Jennifer Lawrence
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(WABE Atlanta)
 
 
 
Lithuanian phishing scammer scammed over $100 million from two big US tech firms. How big are they? Let's just say that he's being extradited to the US despite the President not knowing where Lithuania is
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
SpaceX is on fire. No, really, they're on fire
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hello... person. How are...things?
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Will Kurt Angle reveal that Chad Gable is his love child? Will Roman get a title shot after losing at the last PPV? Is Braun still roaming the wilderness with a concussion? Did they book Finn? What is the storyline for the women? WWE Raw 8pm ET USA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And the latest "Representative" who has announced that she has no intention of meeting with her constituents to find out what THEY want her to do, IS: Rep Kay Granger (R-Deep in the heart of TX)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets fans want Tim Tebow called up before September, say they need him to give the team last rites
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe the reason we haven't found any aliens yet is because they're sleeping
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate Dem to McConnell: You know, since we've got to wait a week to vote on the healthcare bill anyway, seems we have time to hold a public hearing on it. Let's invite the AMA, the AHA and AARP to tell us what THEY think of the bill
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has all the pricks on the outside. That, and they don't fall out of the sunroof while car surfing
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prison inmates are outraged that they can no longer smoke
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Yankees-Red Sox rivalry get ugly? Will the Dodgers and Astros show that they will be the two favorites to reach the World Series? Is your team in contention for anything? It is your Sunday MLB thread, first pitch at 1:05pm ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush have been BFFs for awhile ...mainly because they got over their politics and grew up
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Milo deserves money from Simon & Schuster because firing him was the correct business decision and the company would have lost money if they printed his book
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(Optometry Today)
 
 
 
Not news: 67-year-old woman finally finds those 27 contact lenses she lost. News: they were all still in her eye, Fark: at the same time. UF: Possibly the first ever link to Optometry Today?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Visa: "Hey, we'll give you $10,000 cash if you stop accepting cash"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's not that Senate Republicans don't *want* to be covered under their own health bill, it's just they want to make sure there's enough for everyone else
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thousands sign up to clean sewage because they didn't read the wifi terms and conditions
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because they're spelled alike does not mean 'baseline' rhymes with 'Vaseline'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Harvard committee proposes Groucho Marx rule for students: that they don't join any organizations that would have them as members
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(Salon)
 
 
 
B52's may be quirky but they were also trend setters. Rock Lobster is quite insane if you really listen ... and you're high, of course
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Administration decides courts are overrated, and that from now on, unless a suspected illegal immigrant can prove they've been here more than 90 days, ICE can deport them without giving them an immigration court hearing first
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you have to call the cops to your house 55 different times, then yes, on the 55th time they are allowed to use pepper spray
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Porn site Kink.com is holding another prop sale. Get 'em while they're still warm
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Fri July 14, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Never, Republicans have never loved America, they only love power and money
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Suspect arrested for setting fire to tool store. Apparently, they were out of him
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Dogs can't be ring bearers, Italian judge decrees. True, they'd probably get distracted by cats on their way to Mordor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If the GOP has lost Moran, they've lost the health care fight
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
People who have never had to worry about getting in trouble for the crimes they commit still don't understand how truly f*cked they are? No shiat?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Coffee consumption in Italy is governed by strict set of unofficial rules and customs, so if you visit and order a half-caf no foam soy latteccino with extra cinnamon and a twist of lemon, don't be surprised if they dismiss you with a wanking motion
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Trump was clearly in NYC the day that Half Scoop, Jushner, and Manafort met with the Russian attorney. There's video proof. So why would Donnie Sr. send someone on MSNBC and say they were both in Florida that day?
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Minor League team asks the internet to rename the team. I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA: "Yeah, about that manned Mars mission plan...um...does anybody have any spare change laying around they could donate?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DMX arrested on tax fraud charges. Seems that bike sales aren't what they used to be
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Virginian-Pilot)
 
 
 
Virginia Republicans face the largest number of contested elections in a decade. It's almost as if a lot of people just looked up and realized what happens when they don't get involved in politics
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"France is America's first and oldest ally, a lot of people don't know that" . Of course, most of the people who didn't know that will learn all about it when they enter 4th grade in September
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democratic NYC Councilman demonstrates that the GOP does not have the exclusive supply of smug, insensitive assholes,as he tells a crowd the rich have much harder lives than the poor and they are paid whatever they make because of their "capacity"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Christmas eve, 1971: A 17-year-old high school girl fell 2 miles from a plane that was hit by lightning and disintegrated. That is when her ordeal began. Kids were tougher back then. They could pour gasoline on their wounds and get the maggots out
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Scientists, who apparently have cured cancer and solved all the mysteries of the Universe, decide to insert a GIF of a horse into living bacteria because of course they can
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Yertle tells his caucus they'll vote for huge Medicaid cuts and they'll like it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Healthcare bill now includes the "Cruz Amendment" which will allow insurers to sell cheap, unregulated, insurance plans so long as they also sell Obamacare compliant ones. Because surely insurers will make it easy to tell which is which
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers are desperately trying to control the flow of information and disinformation, but they can't stop the president himself. "We tell him not to do anything. Then he's on Twitter making it worse"
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Top official at the Vatican says gay sex has never been worse. Maybe they should ask the bottoms
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House trying to MacGyver a strategy to put out the Russian fire using only gasoline, thirteen bottles of Russian vodka (they were a gift), a warehouse of Chinese fireworks, and a dozen whoopee cushions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump told denying visas for the Afghan robot girls was bad. So Trump orders Trump's State Dept. & DHS to rethink Trump's policy...and Afghan girls are still denied visas. But they will be allowed in on "parole." With cute Hello Kitty ankle monitors
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy fumes at White House. To be fair, it's hard to cover up your buddies' crimes when they won't stop confessing about breaking the law
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSheyIA RUthisSSIA RUSSIseemsA RlikeUSSIA RUSaSIA RgoodUSSIA RUSStimeIA RUtoSSIA RUSSItryA RUStoSIA RpassUSSIA RUSStrumpcareIA RUSSIA RUSSIA
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As only he can, Sen Al Franken demolishes the "b-b-but Hillary and the Ukrainians" defense of Don Jr. "Did Ukraine hack the RNC's database? Did they hack Kellyanne Conway? Did the Clintons want to build a hotel in Kiev?"
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Having a party and want to serve the world's largest hamburger? Detroit restaurant will make you a 1,793 pound burger but it will cost you $7,799 ... and they need three days advance notice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former MI6 chief said in July 2016 that the Agalarovs were the pipeline between Trump and Putin. Also that Manafort was orchestrating a lot of it on this side of the pond
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
So, apparently Texas with its pro-gun policies had an "illegal knife" law. Which it decided to finally repeal. Fark: also lifting the ban on sales of edged weapons to minors, just as long as they don't bring them to school
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
High school students file first amendment lawsuit after their anti-abortion club is denied. Fark - they named it 'Trojans For Life'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
After fighting Obamacare for nearly a decade, why aren't conservative groups drooling for its repeal being they're so close?
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Russians updating their passports so they can visit A: Cuba? B: The US? or C: Pornhub?
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan agency to host 3 bear hunting clinics in Cadillac. No word how they'll fit the bear in there, maybe the trunk?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Open-carry dorks convicted "on the silliest of technicalities" according to attorney. Because they're technically douches?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New book argues humans started agriculture not to make food but to make fermented drinks from the grain so they could get drunk and invent religion
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Hey guys, you're never going to believe this, but the LCS program has been such an unmitigated success that the Navy has decided it needs a full size frigate
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(FML)
 
 
 
"Today, I saw a child being kidnapped while at work. I called the police who told me to follow at a safe distance and they ended up saving the child. I went back to work and got scolded and then fired. Thanks, Home Depot. FML"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm a bisexual grad student dating a married couple. I live with them and we're polygamous. Now they're expecting a baby. Things are getting weird and I don't know what my status is. Should I bail now or see how it plays out?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex "Jabba the Hate" Jones says he's prepared to shoot minorities in a race war but promises he "wouldn't like it"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the midseason finale of Fear the Walking Dead, which proved the spinoff is now officially as aimless and meandering as the main series. But hey, Junkie Depp is back [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man proposes to two sisters and it looks like they're all going to be a happily-ever-after threesome
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Valve surprises fans by releasing Half-Life...patch. Okay, now they're just messing with us
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban says that if the Dallas Mavericks were in the Eastern Conference, they would not be rebuilding. That is the joke
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Hey, look -- British conservatives are racists too
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A roundup of what we know so far about "Star Trek: Discovery" to the left, people talking about how they're not going to fork over the cash for CBS All Access to the right
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump gives a speech which the neo-Nazi "Daily Stormer" summarized as "Trump used his speech in Poland to declare the global supremacy of the white race." Asinine: They are not wrong, it might as well been cribbed from David Duke
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger go troll hunting after they announce their engagement
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former NBA players say they could beat current NBA players
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Democrats figure they can beat Trump by running a New York politician with a famous name and ethics issues, because that worked so well in 2016
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So how do they celebrate Canada Day in Finland? By crushing all kinds of Canadian stuff in a hydraulic press, of course. And yes, Tim Hortons is there
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Sun July 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well of course they do
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(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
"I love people, they're crunchy and go well with ketchup"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The residents of Tangier, Virginia -- a tiny fishing village on an island that's being swallowed by the rising ocean -- are desperate for someone, anyone, to help them. Oh, and guess who they all voted for. Go on, guess
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Forget coal mining jobs coming back to West Virginia---they can't even get Walmart to stick around
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That "adoption" meeting with the Russians was about adopting Russian information that would sink Killary. They would have gotten away with it too, if not for the fake New York Times
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bill Murray opening Caddyshack-themed restaurant near his hometown of Rosemont, Illinois. So they got that going for them, which is nice
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hey, it's kind of warm in the back of this cop car ... do you mind turning up the A/C?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What would happen if you gave a Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist monk magic mushrooms? Would what they experience be unorthodox?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
United damages 37,000 Euro custom computerized wheelchair. When owner refuses to sign a waiver absolving United of all responsibility, they further damage it, including ripping off one of the wheels and smashing the computer. Link goes to video
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Outlawing guns leads to knife attacks. Outlawing knives leads to acid attacks. Now they're going to outlaw acid, and see what horror follows that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Subby had no idea there were this many Spider-Men. And what the hell was up with "Spider-Cat"? Did they pass on drug testing at Marvel Comics that year?
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(Some Cartoonist Guy)
 
 
 
Newspapers are dropping editorial cartoons because they can't find any who are supportive of Trump or something
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(Quora)
 
 
 
Yes, yes; we know the Apollo Moon landings were fake. But what you didn't know is that they hired Stanley Kubrick to film the fake landings and he insisted on filming on location for realism
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans successfully argued in court that a sitting president could be sued? Yeah, well, for some reason now they are changing their tune. Gee...wonder what's changed?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Songwriter claims Fallout 4 used his song without permission and he might have persuaded them to make a non violent game had they not. I'd drop that argument before trial, snowflake
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nevada dispensaries shocked at popularity of legal weed. Were they drinking alcohol when they made their restocking decisions? Luckily, a state of emergency has been declared and bales of pot are being airlifted in
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Latinas to watch inside the White House. White House says, of course they wash the White House and some of them cook in the kitchen, too
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Oregon loses track of whether they're supposed to tax things that move or things that don't move, figures "why not both?" and slaps a $15 tax on bicycles
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lack of growth potential causes GE's stock to fall towards 21-month low. Analysts conclude they need a better idea
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(WCSH 8 Portland)
 
 
 
Hey grandma, how did you live to be 100? Wine
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans will spend $100 billion on summer vacations this year, not including the cost of medical bills for being dragged off flights they booked on United
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The guilty secret of every ambassador in DC is that the first thing they do in the morning is check the president's Twitter feed." Welp, we're boned
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Polish crowd loves Trump because... must resist obvious dumb Polish joke... oh, I can't do it... because now they can repurpose all the old Polish jokes on to Americans because those dopes voted for Trump. OK, not a joke, but unfortunately true
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the silliest dealbreaker you have for prospective relationships? Are you trying to get over them?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
DeVry to pay $49 million to students for misleading ads about the chances of finding a job, says they were only copying colleges in the SEC who have been doing the same thing for years
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(The State)
 
 
 
South Carolina voting officials deny Trump's request for voter data, says that is only available to registered SC voters for a fee. SC GOP Chairman: "Hey, I'm a registered SC voter", plans to buy the data and hand it to Trump's commission
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
CNN is apparently to compete with United for bad public relations: Now they've been caught editing video to make it look like Poland's first lady snubbed Trump when in fact she didn't
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
This person has written code to do their job for them. Should they tell their boss?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Need more reasons not to trust your co-workers? New survey finds half of all workers would snoop at your salary and personal info if they knew they wouldn't be caught
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois governor's budget veto so popular, people are throwing mysterious substances into his office. Bonus: they had to turn off the air conditioning in the whole capital building as a precaution
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
McDonald's uses this one neat trick to prevent late-night drunk fights. Or they could just change their name to White Castle and embrace late-night drunk fights
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What's worse for the world: If Trump and Putin get along, or if they don't? It's like Schrodinger's Realpolitik
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(Some Comic-Book Guy)
 
 
 
After 44 years, Mile-High Comics withdraws from San Diego Comic Con, saying they can't afford $18,000 to reserve booth space. In other news, they still sell comics at SDCC?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump displays his mastery of the arts of statecraft and diplomacy by declaring that North Korea is in for some "severe things" if they "keep doing mean stuff" like "building all the big boom booms"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Men also have a biological clock when it comes to having children. Although it can easily be reset at age 60 with an attractive spouse if they have enough money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Writer claims millennials need to get "an education, a job and a spouse before begetting children" in order to be successful. No word on how they're supposed to pay for the education, find a job, or meet a spouse
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Air Force to retired A-10 pilot: Hey, remember the Distinguished Flying Cross we gave you in 2003 for that CAS mission you flew through a hail of AA and a sandstorm? Yeah, we're upgrading it to the U.S. military's third highest decoration for valor
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson wins lifetime achievement award. Who knew they gave out awards for being evil?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS admits they couldn't pay Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park the same salaries as their white costars
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our neighbors are a young religious couple; they told the kids Santa isn't real, Halloween is devil worshiping, and dancing is sinful for older girls. Can I get them to cut back on their religious rhetoric without pushing them away?"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This comic that needs support on kickstarter makes Brazil's future look bleak. It's controlled by mega corporations, has open steroid abuse, and a non stop news cycle. So they've basically turned into us. Damn shame, really
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently Hobby Lobby used all that money they saved on contraception coverage for their employees to buy illegal Iraqi artifacts on the black market...you know, the ones ISIS was selling to fund their operations? Yeah, those
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
United Airlines extends its record of exemplary customer service: After reselling toddler's seat they allowed mother to fly with him on her lap. "My hand, my left arm was smashed up against the wall. I lost feeling in my legs and left arm"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
All their money got me wearing fly, Whether I ain't askin', They say they love mah ass in Seven jeans, True Religion has filed for bankruptcy and I say no, and they not givin'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Reporters: We'd really like to have a gander at the documents filed in the lawsuit alleging Trump used illegal workers when building his first Trump tower. Court: Sorry we threw those away years ago. Lawyer: Oh, hey, looks like *I* still have copies
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since Universal Soldier hit theaters like a round house kick to the throat. Let's take a look back and discuss how they don't make top secret assassin hit squads like they used to
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've been playing No Man's Sky lately and thinking to yourself, "Man, if they'd only take out all the spaceships and aliens and combat and technology and just let me name rocks all day long," have I got some good news for you
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kurt Warner to be inducted to the NFL Hall of Fame by the only person they could find to be worthy of the honor
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
US troops reassure allies that they'll be fine when Trump abandons them to Russia
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Quantum sensors may eliminate the need for tin foil as they herald new generation of wearable brain imaging systems (with helpful pic of what your next hat may look like)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Would Russia have been so successful in their election meddling if they didn't have help from Americans? Riddle me that, Mitch
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Have you heard the news? A former Indianapolis Colts lineman said they used an illegal 'hearing aid' to deal with crowd noise
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Protip for animal rights organization PETA: Don't ask people on the Internet why they eat bacon
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"How can I keep the driver's awareness of the situation high while they search for something to listen to on their new infotainment system? How can I cue them to look at the road once in a while?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers accuse CNN of blackmail after they identified the Reddit user behind the graphically violent video Trump Tweeted in a veiled threat to CNN earlier this week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot. New report says Saudi Arabia has 'clear link' to UK extremism. But this is very delicate politically at home AND they're also your partners and have lots of oil. What do you do, old chaps? What do you do?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China says India is violating their border agreement. US wants to know where this disputed area is so they can drive a tank through it
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chicago students no longer allowed to graduate without showing they're prepared for their immediate future after school. Brought to you by the mayor who gave us the largest school closure in American history
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
25 family photos so American they come with an extra side of freedom at no additional charge. Call now, foreign outsourced operators are standing by
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hawaii requests clarity on Trump's new partial travel ban. Trump administration says sorry, they've never provided clarity on anything and never will
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park left Hawaii Five-O as they were not going to be paid the same as their white co-stars. So much for liberal Hollywood
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dr. Seuss Enterprises tries to block a Star Trek parody entitled "Oh, The Places You'll Boldly Go" because they think Seuss is beyond parody
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Head of Fox Sports unceremoniously fired due to sexual harassment allegations. Or maybe they just realized he's Jewish
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article advises parents to give their kids stocks instead of toys. When subby was young he had some sticks instead of toys. They never paid off dividends but they were good enough for him
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Oreo grants the internet full power to create whatever flavors of sandwich cookie they want. What unholy concoctions will you develop for Nabisco?
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
EPA: So those methane emission rules? We're going to put a two-year delay on those because...industry didn't have a chance to comment on them..yeah, that's the ticket. Federal Judge: They totally did, you even mentioned their comments in the rule
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Judge tosses out Florida's updated "Stand your Ground" law which required prosecutors to prove a defendant WASN'T acting in self defense before they could charge them because A) that's insane and B) only the FL Sup Ct. can set evidence rules
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Young men are working fewer hours yet they are happier than ever. The reason, they are too busy playing video games to worry about working
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(White House)
 
 
 
On this 4th of July weekend, help remind Secy. Dr. Ben Carson and Secy. Betsy DeVos that the Constitution actually requires that they help right the ship. (Clearly nobody told them of this during their confirmations)
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami official are urging residents not to engage in celebratory gunfire this Fourth of July, reminding them that "Bullets don't have eyes". And how creepy would it be if they DID?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What can communities do with the Confederate monuments they're all tearing down? Article has 3 ideas worthy of the Romero Institute --- I bet Farkers can come up with some more interesting plans. Maybe even a pic or two
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. From Va. tells CNN they are getting "played" by reporting on what the White House has confirmed are official presidential statements. Everytime they cover a Trump tweet they are "playing into his hands". The hell of it is...he's not wrong
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You mean aside from, "Hey, boss, am I doing okay?"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Therapy animals are very common nowadays, but do they work? Do you or somebody you know have one?
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Sun July 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do you say, "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." in French?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey. Remember the judge who sentenced the Stanford swim team rapist to 6 months (out in three?) The judge is up for election. Go for it, California
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP is into the politics of Erasure sometimes, not always. And they're not concerned with the drama they cause or how they may break the chains of love, not realizing if they showed us a little respect it doesn't have to be like that
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
First California complains about not having any water, then they complain they're getting so much that Lake Tahoe is overflowing
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Black student named valedictorian of her high school, the first time in her school's history a black student had the honor. Then the school decided a white student with a lower GPA deserved it, so they both became co-valedictorians
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I'm President and they're not"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
Marvel reveals legacy renumbering for ongoing titles. Betting on how soon they get relaunched/renumbered (again) begins in 5 minutes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Licensed prostitutes in Nevada speak out against the Republican Health Care Act, say they're looking for some help from Congress ... if for no reason other than professional courtesy
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(Newstalk 1010)
 
 
 
Canada: Hey, we can do high-speed pursuits too, and our police SUVs also disintegrate when they clip another vehicle
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jay-Z and Beyonce have either went on a trademark binge or they're naming their twins Sir and Rumi
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lincoln police are appealing to members of the public who may have seen this man around the time of the robb - hey! Stop laughing!
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(Time)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no limit to how long humans can live. Other than the proximity of how close they live to the nearest Taco Bell
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Update on how states are replying to Trump's request for voter info. Somehow the best response is from Mississippi: "My reply would be: They can go jump in the Gulf of Mexico, and Mississippi is a great state to launch from"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British woman convicted of using a using a fake penis to have sex with her friend by convincing the victim she was a man but needed her to wear a blindfold when they were together. Huh?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hey, pardon me for asking, but who's the little old man?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Nike dumps its own digital marketplace, announces they are "partnering" with Amazon on direct-selling Nike shoes and apparel instead of letting third-party sellers just do it and steal their profits
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Just another night in MLB - Corey Kluber pitches a gem, Clayton Kershaw gets his 12th win, and for the 13th time this season the Nationals' bullpen can't hold a lead. Oh, and they also lost Trea Turner to a wrist fracture
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Trump ran around the West Wing yesterday asking staff what they thought of his tweet as he threatens North Korea
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House: Crime is directly related to morality. Since Chicago has a lot of crime, they're not moral
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit police looking for bald Rogaine thief. Well, wouldn't they all be bald?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will WaPo one up the WSJ and drop the story they've been sitting on? Will Trump have an even better Twitter meltdown? Will we have a happy mood going into the weekend? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (5pm shoe drop)
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(Gothamist)
 
NewsFlash
 
Multiple people shot inside Bronx-Lebanon Hospital as NYPD searches for shooter. Victims taken to... well, I guess they just stayed there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence quietly replaces chief of staff after resignation. Nothing to see here, folks. Oh hey, my boss just made an inflammatory tweet about some woman's bloody facelift. +++END COMMUNICATION+++
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration shutters the White House Council on Women and Girls, reportedly after Trump found out that no matter how many times he pushed that red button on his desk they wouldn't deliver a single one to his office
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't throw away your toilet paper rolls, they have many many uses and ways to spread e-coli
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If I'm happy with my job is it rude to ask what a recruiter means by "competitive pay" if they don't know what I make?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe and Mika were supposed to be off today and enjoying their vacation. For some odd reason they've decided to delay their vacation and go to work on Friday. It's your Morning Joe discussion thread. Show starts at 6 a.m. ET
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The strange reason why a police 'precrime' AI system thinks that car washes are crime magnets (they're dumb)
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Warning: bears in mirror may be closer than they appear
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Your deadbeat relatives aren't the only ones spending money they don't have on things they don't need
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Big Brother season 19 premiered to record low ratings. Will episode two continue the trend? Will the house guests fall for the next temptation, or will they avoid it? Who will be HOH? It's your Official Big Brother Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CBS
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(AP)
 
 
 
Hey Jeff Bridges, that's just like, your opinion
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Former U.S. and Europe government officials say Trump and Putin should declare that a nuclear war should never be fought. After that all they need to do is also convince North Korea, China, Iran, Pakistan, India
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half of all Americans spend their entire paycheck or more every month. The other half are wishing they just had a paycheck to spend
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senator Pat Toomey of PA, which, purely coincidentally, happens to be where the Hershey Corporation is headquartered, attacks Trump's new deal with Mexico that will raise the price and limit the amounts of sugar imported from that country
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Vestigial spine discovered in Congress as they move to rescind presidential power to wage endless war
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Will Carter Page's discussions with the feds get leaked? Will WaPo get off the story they're reportedly sitting on? Will Donnie Two Scoops flail around like a toddler in a ball pit? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pier 1 Imports posts 1Q loss of $3 million as consumers finally realize they really don't need another set of wicker napkin rings
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: and I'm juuuust about to get my Nevada battery factory up and running and... Excuse Me, Mr Musk? China's at the door, they want to know how many million electric car batteries they can sell you
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(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bison have the right-of-way, they don't care about your vacation photos
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Have you ever broken up with someone because they did not share your love of a particular piece of pop culture? Subby just found out his wife doesn't like Airplane, but that's not worthy of divorce
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Haven't they been ever since Trump won the GOP nomination?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Na Na Na Na... Na Na Na Na... Hey Hey Hey... Goodbye
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Court decides wrongful imprisonment doesn't do any harm. Besides, these things can always be turned over in appeal. Hey, it's not like accidentally being placed on a sex offender registry ever hurt anyone, right? Technology is hard
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Bang The Book)
 
 
 
Chris Paul can't lose a 3-1 lead to the Houston Rockets if he joins them. And James Harden can't get embarrassed in the second round if they lose in the first round
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the story about Seattle's minimum wage hurting low-paid workers? Yeah, they're actually doing quite fine, thanks for the concern
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
New cars are now unaffordable for most Americans. Which is no surprise as they found the same thing about food, rent, utilities, taxes, health care
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There's no time like the present to announce that you're running for president in 2020, Uncle Joe. There's no downside to it and hey, you get to be the de facto opposition leader right now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump: You know who doesn't need overtime pay? American workers. They're the best, I talk to them all the time, they tell me, gosh, I want to work more but feel bad taking money from my job creator. And I hear them. I'm a great hearer, the best
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fallon overtakes Colbert for a week. Man, these French elections never end, do they?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin sues New York Times because they implied her rhetoric may have had something to with Gabby Giffords being shot. It is hard to believe anyone would be incited to do anything by the word salad coming out of Sarah Palin
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
In berating CNN for their (not quite) false Russia story, Fox News host asks if you could just imagine the reaction if Fox News had the audacity to push a bogus story about the president's birth certificate just for ratings (which they did)
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
If you reported a sexual assault to the Austin, TX PD any time in the last 26 years, they'd like you to know they're finally getting around to running the DNA from the rape kit
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Our bill doesn't "strip" millions of people of medical care, millions of people will simply choose not to get medical care because they can't afford it, and that's their problem
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michigan to give $5000 to Amazon for each $25,000 a year job they create
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Topless Salma Hayek -- Hey, are you reading this?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The story of how a celebrity site turned political and into one of the biggest cheerleaders for Donald Trump. They came for Kendall Jenner and the Kardashians, and were constantly peppered with pro-Trump fluff
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Digital to analog convertors generate bipolar voltages when coupled to a polarity switchable double flux amplifier." Of course, they're assuming you're already generating the 1.21 gigawatts needed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Several major Russian, European and U.S. companies report massive attack on their IT systems. They're working to resolve the issue, but it's tricky
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The good news: US Senate wants to supply states with money they can use to invest in their infrastructure and projects like sport stadiums. The bad news: Technically those are Medicaid funds but isn't a bridge in need of repair kind of "sick" too?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the wake of numerous allegations of sexual assault of athletes, USA Gymnastics has completed an audit and concluded that they should have realized there's something creepy about grown men hanging around with young girls in leotards all day long
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats are torn between thanking Nevada Senator Dean Heller for having the courage to publicly break ranks with his party and oppose the AHCA, or to crush him while he is weak and alone so they can take his seat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just look at the Obamas, ex-presidentin' around the world like they own the place
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(KOAA)
 
 
 
Colorado schools offer firearms training to teachers in case of school shootings. To keep things safe, they're apparently issuing Glocks with no magazines (see first photo)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The technologies that power and cool the Parker Solar Probe are considered revolutionary. BONUS: they even work at night
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The internet fell for a fabricated story about Radiohead fans applauding three minutes of guitar tuning at Glastonbury. They're dumb, but they're not that dumb
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffet admits he's part of the problem. "If you go to 1982, when Forbes put on their first 400 list, those people had [a total of] $93 billion. They now they have $2.4 trillion." Offers no solutions
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(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Florida man sits in jail for 3 months because that's how long it takes Florida to determine if a white powder they found in your car is sheet rock dust or cocaine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump-branded businesses are paying Trump so that they can remove their Trump branding. In other news, Trump is the prostitute of the business world
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell issues an urgent warning to the White House, staff, and colleagues that unless they pass the healthcare bill this week, he will have to do the unthinkable: "be forced to work with Chuck Schumer" and *gasp* COMPROMISE
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
WH: Hey everyone, look over there. Syria's about to start some trouble and you should all pay attention to that instead of Russian hacking. Military: Huh?
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Hot mic catches Montana's PSC discussing how they likely killed solar power projects for individuals and communities
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was on his Twitter soapbox early this morning; "Wow, CNN had to retract big story on 'Russia,' with 3 employees forced to resign. What about all the other phony stories they do? FAKE NEWS"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos thinks school vouchers work. They don't
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Trump: US intelligence agencies are incompetent because they have thus far been unable to secure the tapes of Team Trump colluding with Russia
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Saints say they're ready to kill the head, one more time
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders is a guest on Meet the Press, and no one bothers to ask him about being under FBI investigation
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver takes on anti-vaxxer idiocy: "Should you vaccinate? Should you eat the placenta? Should you let kids cry? The answer is yes, no, and yes, because the more they cry now the more they'll be prepared to watch This Is Us when they get older"
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Milwaukee is the 5th fastest growing city, yet #6 on the list of worst cities to live in. But hey, beer
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Ron Johnson [R-WI] says people with pre-existing conditions deserved to pay more for insurance because they were like cars that had been involved in an automobile accident
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
It's probably easier to say you're trying to cheat the carpool rules when they find a mannequin in your passenger seat. Oh baby, they don't understand our special relationship
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Boris Said is back and it's going to be Alon Day when they have to make right turns in wine country as the NASCAR Boone's Farm Cup Series comes to Sonoma Raceway for one of the best races of the year at the Toyota/Save Mart 350, 3pm ET on FS1
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Penske locks out the front two rows in qualifying, can they keep the clownshoes behind them? It's the Kohler Grand Prix at Road America, 1pm ET on NBCSN
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hey, who wants to hear the fascinating story of Led Zeppelin's infamous backward masking? There's Alistair Crowley, outraged evangelists, and well known advocates of evil Styx even stops by to praise Satan. No mudsharks this time, sorry
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
London calmly and efficiently evacuating citywide blocks of apts with flammable cladding. Just kidding, it's utter chaos and residents don't know what's going on unless they see it on the news
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Wait, didn't we already have a Watchmen adaptation? Why is HBO trying this? Should they?
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Insiders working on the Han Solo movie say directors Lord and Miller were let go because they were filming it as a "screwball" comedy portraying young Han Solo like Ace Ventura
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Sat June 24, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Remember the "random wheel of oil price increase reasons" we used to have here? Well ... *spins wheel* ...hey, this thing must be broken
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Two particular government employees about to be reassigned, say they did not see this coming
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump throws tantrum over Democrats' refusal to help him destroy everything they've done for the past decade. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the President of the United States of America
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Fri June 23, 2017