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Headlines matching 'Happy'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Visual.ly) Video The Fall and Rise of the American Craft Brewery. Starts scary, but has a happy ending. And the hero of the movie is Jimmy Carter  (visual.ly) (12)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Wikipedia) Sad Happy 81st birthday to the late, great James Dean. Be sure to pay tribute by enjoying some of his quality sausage products today  (en.wikipedia.org) (35)
(YouTube) Cool Star Wars, nothing but Star Wars, don't let them end. Happy 80th Birthday John Williams  (youtube.com) (34)


Tue February 07, 2012
(The Sun) Sappy Hyena happy to get a hug. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (41)


Sun February 05, 2012
(MSNBC) Amusing Surprising number of Americans unhappy that North Atlantic oscillation has resulted in mild snow-free winter for most regions. "I am disgusted that golfers are golfing on my cross-country ski course," says climatologist  (msnbc.msn.com) (102)


Fri February 03, 2012
(The Morning Call) Scary No happy ending for masseuse who gave customer unexpected discharge  (mcall.com) (38)


Sun January 29, 2012
(BBC) Cool Get ready for more pills, thrills & bellyaches, the original Happy Mondays line-up to reform for tour  (bbc.co.uk) (48)


Thu January 26, 2012
(RedEye Chicago) Fail Catholic university in Chicago apparently not happy with bizarre, baseball obliterates cartoon moon sports recruitment video they asked for  (redeyechicago.com) (88)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Woman born without arms due to Thalidomide becomes the British Paralympic team masseuse. I love happy endings  (dailymail.co.uk) (62)


Sat January 21, 2012
(The Street) Fail McDonald's: let's start a #McDStories hashtag and collect the praises of our happy customers. Happy customers: "...I'd rather eat my own diarrhea"   (business-news.thestreet.com) (92)


Thu January 19, 2012
(ESPN) Hero 10 years ago today either the Patriots dynasty was born or you watched the Raiders get jobbed by the NFL in the worst way imaginable, depending on where you live. Happy 10th anniversary to the Tuck Rule game  (espn.go.com) (274)
(SFGate) Dumbass Joe Biden (D-erp) is happy to congratulate the Giants on getting to the Superbowl. Apparently, 49ers didn't have the pitching to control the San Francisco Giants big hitters, right Joe?  (blog.sfgate.com) (103)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Week) Amusing McDonald's to start putting books in Happy Meals, instead of toys. "I'll take fat and well-read over skinny and illiterate any day"  (theweek.com) (88)
(Wonkette) Obvious Log Cabin Republicans very happy with Romney/Paul/Huntsman three-way, relieved that Santorum is dropping behind  (wonkette.com) (26)
(Telegraph) Sad Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy  (telegraph.co.uk) (43)


Thu January 12, 2012
(MSNBC) Interesting Why beer makes you happy. SCIENCE  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (55)
(Guardian) Dumbass You'll be happy to know that the three-second rule also applies to human hearts  (guardian.co.uk) (35)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Cracked) Ironic Six horrific aftermaths implied by movies with happy endings  (cracked.com) (215)


Tue January 10, 2012
(ChristianWire) Obvious At least someone is happy about the GOP field: Satan  (christiannewswire.com) (60)
(BBC) Asinine Is that a pearlfish coming out of your ass, or are you just happy to see me?  (bbc.co.uk) (28)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Bronies and Pegasisters invade Manhattan for a sold out BRONYCON. Yes there are photos, wonderful fluffy happy tolerant rainbow photos  (theawl.com) (211)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Discovery) Interesting Really smart man turns 70 today. Happy Birthday Stephen Hawking  (news.discovery.com) (98)
(Canada.com) Hero Rescue group to save town's out-of-control feral bunny population, just in time for a happy Bunday  (canada.com) (86)


Sat January 07, 2012
(History Channel) Interesting Happy 600th birthday to Joan of Arc. Here are seven things you didn't know about her  (history.com) (133)
(Some Bipedal Guy) Caturday Two-legged cat finds his forever home. Welcome home Deuce and happy Caturday  (blogs.catster.com) (951)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Amusing News: Top high school defensive back throws his mom under the bus. Fark: on live national TV. IF MAMA AIN'T HAPPY, AIN"T NOBODY HAPPY  (sports.yahoo.com) (51)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Silly Buffalo Bills court jester Stevie Johnson is in trouble again, this time for writing 'Happy New Year' on his t-shirt  (sports.yahoo.com) (27)
(Daily Mail) Scary Super-volcano under German lake about to erupt and destroy Europe. Happy New Year  (dailymail.co.uk) (93)


Sun January 01, 2012
(LA Times) Fail If you live in California, you just got 760 new laws today. Happy New Year  (latimes.com) (165)
(YouTube) Cool Happy New Year, everyone. Once again, here's Dan Fogelberg's classic, heartwarming tune Same Old Lang Syne...reenacted by Legos  (youtube.com) (10)
(Some Guy) Strange Happy Ending: Illinois Motorcycles, Bicycles can run red lights under new law  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (143)
(Fox News) Scary Iran produces its first nuclear fuel rod. Happy New Year  (foxnews.com) (190)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Fark) Florida Happy New Year everyone -Drew  (fark.com) (1137)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Google) Followup Cheetah death story hoax. Tarzan happy  (google.com) (50)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Flickr) Spiffy Happy Hanukkah from Afghanistan TFer is here for a few more months, ask me any questions you might have in this thread  (flickr.com) (189)
(Some Guy) Obvious Falcons aren't too happy the Saints were still chuckin' the ball left and right in junk time so Brees could break his precious little record   (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com) (166)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Discover) Sappy Happy pareidolidays   (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (4)


Fri December 23, 2011
(ABC) Silly According to the Mayan Calendar, today is the first day of the end of the world. Happy Apocalypse everybody  (abcnews.go.com) (129)
(Talking Points Memo) Sad Happy holidays from Fox News, where President Obama is a "skinny, ghetto crackhead"   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (235)
(Yahoo) Spiffy 21-year old man emerges from a coma just as doctors were preparing to turn him into spare parts. Reportedly told doctors he felt happy, felt like taking a walk  (news.yahoo.com) (95)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Even when it comes to sending cards wishing people Happy Holidays, Fox News can't resist being a dick about it  (news.yahoo.com) (69)
(YouTube) Amusing Warning: Do not taunt Happy Fun African Bull Frog  (youtube.com) (49)


Wed December 21, 2011
(YouTube) Video Happy Chakakhanukkah  (youtube.com) (18)
(YouTube) Cool Happy 21-12 #OccupySyrinx  (youtube.com) (12)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Philly.com) Weird Heather Donahue of The Blair Witch Project fame is alive and well and selling marijuana. And best of all according to the article, "And you might be happy to know that her PMS is now under control"  (articles.philly.com) (116)


Sat December 17, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious California tells motorists that changing the oil in their car every 3000 miles is unnecessary. In other news, Chrysler owners just happy their new car reaches 3000 miles  (latimes.com) (60)


Fri December 16, 2011
(YouTube) Cool A how-how-how-how about we wish ZZ Top's Billy Gibbons a happy 62nd birthday  (youtube.com) (45)


Tue December 13, 2011
(ABC) Misc Turns out that Toronto Zoo's gay penguins were really just "Happy Feet" curious, not gay gay  (abcnews.go.com) (29)


Mon December 12, 2011
(MSNBC) Obvious New study says that enjoying the misfortune of others makes people feel better about themselves. In other news, NFL fans always happy when the Colts are playing their team  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Sun December 11, 2011
(NPR) Obvious Obama: "Happy holidays everyone." Congress: "For hate's sake we spit our last breath at thee"  (npr.org) (130)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Google) Weird Tis the season for the school nativity play: The happy smiling kids, no room at the inn, Jesus born into a manger, three wise men, parent having his finger bitten off, peace and joy to all men  (google.com) (51)


Tue December 06, 2011
(CBS Sports) Cool Apparently, signing Jeff Garcia as the third-string quarterback is what Houston needed to do to get a thread. Happy now, Texans fans?  (cbssports.com) (52)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Dude. Next time try the happy meal  (tampabay.com) (32)


Mon December 05, 2011
(UPI) Florida Is that a candlelight dinner in your pants or are you just happy to see me?  (upi.com) (8)
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Some ex-wives are happy for your new dating life. Others, pour boiling water on you while you sleep and then pummel you with a baseball bat  (dailymail.co.uk) (93)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Fail Right wing Christians accuse Happy Feet Two of "pushing a sinister liberal agenda" about gay marriage and adoption   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (97)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Cambridge News) Amusing Runaway cat 'happy to be home' after 18-month vacation. Happy? Really? Check out the look on his face  (cambridge-news.co.uk) (134)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Northwestern) Misc Firefighters respond to call about a body floating in the lake, happy to find out it's just some dummy  (thenorthwestern.com) (7)
(The Daily Beast) Strange So the Israeli government is happy to take American money, but American Jews aren't good enough to marry  (thedailybeast.com) (130)
(Daily Kos) Silly Romney was not happy with Fox News' confrontational, hardball interview from Tuesday  (dailykos.com) (36)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Rasmussen Reports) Obvious A new Rasmussen poll finds 70% of American adults prefer stores that use signs with Merry Christmas over Happy Holidays  (rasmussenreports.com) (377)
(Some Hamburglar Guy) Obvious San Francisco's regulations on the sale of Happy Meals has actually led to an increase in sales  (blogs.sfweekly.com) (49)
(YouTube) Cool We're all cynical this time of year but Neil Diamond and John Lennon remind you to have a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year with a pretty cool video. WAR IS OVER IF YOU WANT IT KIDS  (youtube.com) (20)
(YouTube) Cool Happy Birthday Mark Twain: In celebration, here's Hal Holbrooks Mark Twain Tonight. Timeless  (youtube.com) (11)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy The world's first nuclear-powered aircraft carrier turned 50 this week, and all 250,000 who've served aboard the USS Enterprise would like to wish the Big E a very Happy Birthday  (wtkr.com) (124)
(YouTube) Amusing Chuck Woolery: "I urge you to call or email your congressman or woman, let them know that as Americans we want sober hookers, happy male prostitutes and clean genitals"  (youtube.com) (18)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Reuters) Fail "Happy Feet Two" studio sends 1200 soles to unemployment line  (reuters.com) (29)


Sun November 27, 2011
(News.com.au) Unlikely Hot Australian author encourages infidelity to keep relationships healthy and happy. Many dismiss it as a silly, counterclockwise theory  (news.com.au) (118)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail ♫ Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy soul, 'til the cops, alas, came and beat his ass, and then threw him in the hole..... ♪  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)
(Canoe) Stupid Raw milk crusader fined $9,150. His wife isn't too happy about this, but I wouldn't put it pasteur to forgive him  (cnews.canoe.ca) (252)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Guardian) Dumbass If you get your penis stuck in a ring, be reassured that the fire department are happy to help. Testicles in a chair? Sorry, you're on your own  (guardian.co.uk) (75)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Happy sneakily update your parent's browser day  (winnipegfreepress.com) (103)
(YouTube) Cool Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Here's Alice's Restaurant by Arlo Guthrie  (youtube.com) (27)
(Hulu) Amusing Happy Thanksgiving from Les Nessman and the crew at WKRP  (hulu.com) (22)
(TheFW.com) Interesting It turns out that everything having to do with Thanksgiving, from the first dinner to the pumpkin pie on the table, is total and utter bulls*#t. Happy Thanksgiving  (thefw.com) (79)


Tue November 22, 2011
(My Fox DC) Fail Happy Thanksgiving, have a piece of grampa's deep-fried leg  (myfoxdc.com) (17)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Some Bad Sweater) Stupid "They're just cheery little numbers, you know. They've got bells and bows, sometimes they have Santa with a puppy dogs or kitty cats, they put you in a happy mood"  (wtsp.com) (15)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Quad City Times) Sappy Woman has worked at McDonald's for over 40 years, starting when she was 36. Instead of being depressed, she seems happy about her career; "You give a little kindness, you get it back"  (qctimes.com) (226)


Sat November 19, 2011
(The Sun) Spiffy World's oldest dad: "I'm up, down, up, down, through the night. I don't stop. She loves it" (w/pic of happy family)  (nla.thesun.co.uk) (51)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Toronto Star) Obvious Couple marry as the resort hosting the ceremony burns to the ground. The divorce should be spectacular. (w/pic of happy couple surrounded by flames)  (thestar.com) (59)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Metronews.ca) Cool Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music....So happy b'day XBox  (metronews.ca) (59)
(Daily Mail) Fail NC couple sues AirTran for $100,000 from the airline for mental and emotional distress due to cockroaches on the plane. AirTran was just happy to have a full flight  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Sat November 12, 2011
(NYPost) Cool Yankees manager happy to have Sabathia back. You know, they *do* make an ointment for that  (nypost.com) (3)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Photoshop Photoshop this relaxed skydiver and his happy client  (i.imgur.com) (26)
(The New York Times) Silly Happy Corduroy Appreciation Day, hipsters  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) (60)
(Some Guy) Cool Happy Nigel Tufnel Day  (inquisitr.com) (38)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Huffington Post) Dumbass Bachmann expresses her new tax plan in Happy Meals  (huffingtonpost.com) (91)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Life.com) Cool Is that a computational fluid dynamics image in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  (life.com) (13)
(Discover) Hero Happy birthday Carl Sagan, who would've been on this Pale Blue Dot for 77 orbits now  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (69)
(Yorkshire Evening Post) Dumbass Man unhappy with his purchase of the new iSpud  (yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk) (103)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting Karen Gillan wants Amy Pond to die, which would simultaneously make roughly half the Doctor Who fan base happy, and inconsolable  (mirror.co.uk) (128)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Slate) Silly The National Restaurant Association hasn't realized that NRA belongs to another, even more gun-happy fringe group. This and other abbreviations that are shared by two very different groups  (slate.com) (74)


Thu November 03, 2011
(MSNBC) Dumbass Not news: Unhappy with wedding pictures, man sues photographer. News: Six years later. Fark.com: He wants to recreate the images 6 years later, after he's already divorced, and after his wife has moved to Latvia  (msnbc.msn.com) (117)


Tue November 01, 2011
(SF Examiner) Asinine The Oakland Information Ministry is happy to report that whoever fired the tear gas cannister at the now critically injured former Marine, it was almost certainly not the police  (sfexaminer.com) (263)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Fark) FarkBlog Happy Halloween from Drew - and some scary new features  (fark.com) (516)
(Life.com) Spiffy Leave it to the bloody-minded folks who invented the guillotine to devise the world's sickest house of horror. That it was back in 1947 only adds to the stomach-churning Gallic goodness. Happy Halloween, y'all  (life.com) (33)


Sun October 30, 2011
(YouTube) Video HAPPY HALLOWEEN -- A tribute to horror films. Not safe for work (contains graphic/disturbing images)  (youtube.com) (30)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Some Banker) Amusing Some people are happy if they find a few coins in their couch cushions, Germany just found 55 billion Euro hidden by an accounting error  (moneycontrol.com) (30)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Life.com) Misc Happy 125th birthday, Statue of Liberty. You're like America's very own huge green Orion slave girl ... but, you know, without the "Come do me, captain" smolder  (life.com) (61)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Silly Last night everything you hate about the internet showed up at one bar. Happy Hallowmeme  (buzzfeed.com) (140)
(Bangor Daily News) Dumbass Man repeatedly calls 911 from down the street from his house, claiming to be lost and demanding a ride. Cops are happy to oblige  (bangordailynews.com) (11)


Wed October 26, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Johnny Depp isn't very happy with Ricky Gervais  (youtube.com) (58)
(CNNGo) Spiffy Travel makes us happy. Here comes the $cience  (cnngo.com) (72)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Wired) Cool Happy birthday iPod  (wired.com) (50)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Happy birthday Earth, 6015 years old today. Hey, she's legal in Europe  (weblogs.marylandweather.com) (172)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Sad Frank Oz unhappy with new Muppets movie. Hate leads to suffering  (avclub.com) (76)


Thu October 20, 2011
(My Fox DC) Interesting Happy Halloween. Here's your annual "decoration hanging from a tree causes racial controversy in small town" story  (myfoxdc.com) (264)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Gizmodo) Caption Caption these very happy dinosaurs   (fastcache.gawkerassets.com) (79)
(Onion AV Club) Spiffy The best unhappy endings from film, literature, and music. Yes, Carpenter's The Thing is on here. (Warning: there are obviously spoilers)  (avclub.com) (159)


Fri October 14, 2011
(YouTube) Cool Happy Birthday to Thomas Dolby - She blinded me with science, biatches, yo  (youtube.com) (14)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Bitten and Bound) Fail Hilary Swank, of 'Happy Birthday Mr. Chechen President' fame, had no idea Kadyrov was a bad guy. (pic, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (28)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Nola.com) Strange People are not happy that the frat houses in their neighborhood keep burning down. "The proof is in the pudding, and in this case, it's a flaming figgy pudding"  (nola.com) (46)
(Short List) Sick You know times are tough when you're an Oscar-winning actress that has to wish happy birthday to an evil dictator just to pay rent  (shortlist.com) (67)
(Fox News) Cool Fonzie's motorcycle from "Happy Days" to be sold at auction. Potential buyers encouraged to sit on it  (foxnews.com) (74)

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