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Headlines matching 'Hamm'
Sun May 13, 2012
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(Washington Post) Obvious Pity the poor professional voice-over actor, who's getting squeezed between high-priced celebrities and Internet amateurs  (washingtonpost.com) (96)


Fri May 11, 2012
(Boston.com) Dumbass Josh Beckett contrite and apologetic with the media after getting hammered in his first start after Golf-Gate. Haha, just kidding, he's a robodouche  (boston.com) (81)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Asinine French billionaire who's married to Salma Hayek is hammered at second day of trial in which Linda Evangelista is seeking child support for the kid he fathered with her. Can we just take this ungrateful bastard out and shoot him?  (chicagotribune.com) (148)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Myrtle Beach Online) Amusing News: Woman assaults boyfriend with a hammer. Fark: Did we mention it was an inflatable hammer?  (myrtlebeachonline.com) (112)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Take away a 15 year old's cellphone? That's a Teen Sledgehammer Rampage. You just read that in Don LaFontaine's voice  (wcax.com) (74)


Mon April 23, 2012
(Political Wire) Obvious Charles Krauthammer: "If Rubio passes the vetting process, I think he's the obvious choice. And if he says he doesn't want the office, he'll find a horse's head in his bed. The next day he will accept"  (politicalwire.com) (83)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool Coolest photos you'll see of a one-off, porcelein-bodied Bugatti supercar parked casually on a Paris street you'll ever see. Try not to drool. Or wish for a hammer  (dailymail.co.uk) (80)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Uproxx) Cool If Instagram is worth a billion dollars, then this Instagram photo of MC Hammer, Snoop and Tupac has to be worth at least a million bones  (uproxx.com) (22)
(Reuters) Obvious Polish car production falls on euro zone worries, shortage of claw hammers  (reuters.com) (12)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Boston.com) Photoshop Photoshop this sledgehammer swinger  (inapcache.boston.com) (23)


Mon April 02, 2012
(Telegraph) Sick How to commit the perfect murder; watch soap operas and TV crime dramas then take hammer to mother  (telegraph.co.uk) (30)


Sat March 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Games Workshop cancels the Warhammer 40k MMO and decides that it will no longer support Warhammer tournaments, the main way it promotes its overpriced products  (theback40k.blogspot.com.au) (88)


Fri March 23, 2012
(CNBC) Obvious General Mills' Wheaties dying a slow death in cereal marketplace, thanks to sports superstars like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan no longer getting the eaties for their Wheaties  (cnbc.com) (46)


Tue March 13, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Dumbass Kim Kardashian rubs two brain cells together and seizures a response to Jon Hamm: "We're all working hard and we all have to respect one another." Prostitutes everywhere unite in solidarity  (thedailybeast.com) (67)


Wed February 29, 2012
(YouTube) Spiffy Only Mal can rescue Clark Kent. Or is it... Only the Green Lantern can rescue Joe Hackett? Or maybe... Only Lex Luthor can save Capt. Hammer and Superman?  (youtube.com) (11)


Mon February 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Vatican asks to borrow 1,500 year old copy of the Bible in which Jesus predicts the coming of Muhammed in order to burn it...STUDY, I meant to study it. Yeah, that's the ticket  (dailymail.co.uk) (175)


Sat February 25, 2012
(Discovery) Cool 25 years ago today Warhammer 40k began ripping off Starcraft and Gears of War  (news.discovery.com) (254)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious "Doofus" atheist in 'zombie Muhammed' costume is assaulted  (abc27.com) (176)
(Fox News) Dumbass FBI forced to dump hundreds of pages of "training documents" on Islam after discovering that they were training gems like "Mohammed was a cult leader" and "devout Muslims have been violent for hundreds of years"  (foxnews.com) (121)


Tue February 21, 2012
(Life.com) Interesting Recently discovered photographs suggest that, decades ago, Mardi Gras was a refined, subdued, elegant affair ... uhm ... can someone ask those obviously hammered dudes in bras and garters to move it along?  (life.time.com) (81)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Daily Mail) Scary Ladies and gentlemen, Frontier Airlines regrets to announce your flight maybe slightly delayed for technical reasons-namely that the pilot is hammered  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)
(Digital Spy) Spiffy "Breaking Bad" star Giancarlo Esposito to appear on "Community." If this means that Gus Fring teams up with Evil Troy and Evil Abed, I'm all for it  (digitalspy.com) (60)


Sun February 12, 2012
(The Daily Caller) Obvious Fox News Channel, Washington Post columnist Charles Krauthammer: Israel 'will strike' Iran to 'prevent a second holocaust'. From the video, it's almost like he's cheering for it  (dailycaller.com) (329)

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