| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Wall Street's top four banks pay out $100 BILLION in bonuses. You got a $5 gift card to Dunkin' Donuts and a 1.5% pay increase (business.timesonline.co.uk) | (122) | ||
| Abu Dhabi to buy Dubai debt (news.yahoo.com) | (51) |
| And so castles made of sand fall in the sea, eventually. Abu Dhabi agrees to bail out Dubai (cnbc.com) | (25) |
| (The Argus) | Goth leather pagan robs bank, gives the money away, turns himself in. Ta-WTF? (theargus.co.uk) | (51) |
| (Brisbane Times) | World markets would like to thank Dubai for royally farking everything up (brisbanetimes.com.au) | (55) |