Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Conan's "Legally Prohibited" tour set to be filmed for a documentary feature. Because the Masturbating Bear's onboard, let's hope they don't go 3D on this one  (examiner.com)	(39)

Neil Gaiman thinks a Sandman TV series on HBO would be a great idea. And it would be, but you know how hard it is for a comic book to become a multimedia franchise  (io9.com)

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Good neighbor: Operates noisy equipment indoors, with the windows closed. Dead neighbor: It's a portable generator  (nj.com)

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(WTAE)		Guy gets arrested for trying to break into neighbor's house and steal her panties. Decides that going on local news and showing where he lives and works is a good idea Bonus: He lives in Beaver County  (thepittsburghchannel.com)	(36)
(Some Guy)		Finally, a way to stop your neighbor's dog from keeping you awake all night, and it only costs $0.44  (timeslive.co.za)	(154)
		Cynthia Nixon receives award from gay organization, no word from PETA on her years spent on HBO working with horses  (abcnews.go.com)	(19)

		Brietbart downgrades Tom Hanks' condition from "Un-American" to "Unhinged"  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(101)
		Tom Hanks gives a preview of "The Pacific." If it's ¼ the mini-series "Band of Brothers" is it will be the second best thing HBO's ever done  (starpulse.com)	(156)

The British couldn't silence USS Constitution's guns, and a bunch of stupid angry neighbors won't either  (thebostonchannel.com)

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Luck, the new show on HBO from the creator of Deadwood, is going to have the most acclaimed cast in TV history. Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Farina already signed on, and it's just added Nick Nolte  (slashfilm.com)

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If this Haitian family moves into your neighborhood, you might want to update your earthquake insurance policy  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(Some Guy)

It's Official, HBO says "Winter is Coming"  (thrfeed.com)

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(CentreDaily)

"...the worst we saw yesterday was a drunk young man pooping (in broad daylight) in the front yard of our neighbors across the street - he had to use snow as toilet paper which is a bit of a consolation I guess."  (centredaily.com)

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Comedian Rush Limbaugh applies smackdown to whiny ingrates who can't afford dentures. Go gettum, Rushbo  (crooksandliars.com)

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Our great northern neighbors graciously invited the world to see everything they have to offer and now are watching us eat all their food and drink all their booze  (sports.espn.go.com)

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David Cross stars in "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret", a TV show so funny, you just know it won't be shown in America. Here's the first episode, in all its not-safe-for-work-language glory  (examiner.com)

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Chapter 9 no longer limited to your deadbeat neighbors. Cities look for an easy way out in this great American story  (finance.yahoo.com)

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NPR says we love vampires because of morality, not sex. NPR obviously hasn't seen Anna Paquin's nude scenes  (io9.com)

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(Liquid Metal)

James Cameron says he will not return to the Terminator franchise, will instead focus on Avatar-related projects, including the development of the Na'vi's evil neighbors, the Ga'rg'am'el's    (digitalspy.com)

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Neighbors, armchair psychiatrists have field day with Alabama university shooter. "I believe men are from Mars and women are from Venus, but some women are from Mars"  (abcnews.go.com)

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Woman breaks into neighbor's house and claims to be a "Messenger of God". Judging by the gun in her hand, the message was Ezekiel 25:17  (palmbeachpost.com)

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		Dancing, pumpkin-headed news anchor from Omaha pulls off a sneak-attack return for Valentine's Day  (examiner.com)	(3)
		Kate Winslet's breasts will make a triumphant return to TV later this year on HBO  (contactmusic.com)	(48)

Woman dies after elderly neighbor unexpectedly drops in for a visit  (news.com.au)

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		Pete Doherty voted "Worst Neighbor Ever" by a poll conducted in Britain, apparently only in Doherty's neighborhood  (contactmusic.com)	(3)
		Can indie movies survive in the era of "Avatar"?  (defamer.gawker.com)	(110)

		Iowa man arrested for possession of methamphetamine and steroids. Neighbors became suspicious when they noticed him lifting his car off the ground to vacuum his driveway at 3 AM    (press-citizen.com)	(43)
(TV By The Numbers)		Science Channel reports excellent ratings for first full month of 2010, as science fans increasingly tire of ghosts, UFOs, fishermen, and non-sciency crap on their usual channels  (tvbythenumbers.com)	(97)

(Some Observer)

Fighting naked on the neighbour's lawn is probably a good sign the relationship is over  (theobserver.ca)

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An "American Psycho" play with music by Phil Collins, Whitney Houston and Huey Lewis? "Really, what could be more subversive fun than murderous bankers breaking into song?"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

(41)

(wmur.com)

There can be only one dumbass who gets arrested for threatening his neighbor with a sword  (wmur.com)

(43)

(freedoMedium)		Tin Foil Hat Alert: Martial law coming to a neighborhood near you  (freedomedium.com)	(130)
		Residents of Mattapan neighborhood of Boston asked for library to give teenagers something to do. Years and $17 million later they're afraid to go to new library because it's full of teenagers  (boston.com)	(83)
(Some Hulu Guy)		NFL signs agreement with Hulu to air NFL Network, HBO's "Hard Knocks," and classic NFL Films programming online. Better than sex, not quite as good as the Super Bowl  (tvbythenumbers.com)	(32)

In the mid 80's, scientists transmitted the sounds of vaginal contractions towards neighbouring star systems. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect, but it's sure to come hard and fast    (newscientist.com)

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Michael Ironside on his new web series and why he can't help but be anything but a bad guy on screen  (iheartchaos.com)

(53)

'Terror-pisser' killed neighbour's garden with night-time golden showers  (thelocal.de)

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(Motive Mag)

Twelve digital dashboards from 1980's automobiles (w/video of dashboards)  (motivemag.com)

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Ricky Gervais could appear on the US version of The Office, which means the show could actually be funny for once  (ausiellofiles.ew.com)

(98)

U.S. housing market has no signs of life. In fact, the zombies have taken over. Eat your neighbors before they eat you  (marketwatch.com)

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(Some Guy)

The Obama's are donating the food they've grown in the White House garden to a neighborhood soup kitchen. Somewhere, some Republicans will find fault with this  (mnn.com)

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		A GOP view of gay marriage: "Confining some of our neighbors and friends who share these same values to an outlaw or second-class status undermines their sense of belonging and weakens their ties with the rest of us"  (hotair.com)	(213)
		Eighty-seven percent of Americans oppose an Internet computer in a car's dashboard. The other 13 percent think that life without constant access to Russian midget tranny porn is just not worth living  (rasmussenreports.com)	(53)

Man sues neighbor who has that new iPhone app that lets her listen to his thoughts even with the tinfoil on  (theregister.co.uk)

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		Crabby neighbors complain about Norah Jones' home-improvement plans, including windows and a swimming pool. In other news, some people have a problem with Norah Jones in a swimsuit  (nypost.com)	(32)
		After ruining music, MTV is set to destroy one of the best horror movie of all times by turning it into a PG watered-down TV series  (slashfilm.com)	(71)

		Neighbor demands swing set back, won't let it slide  (sltrib.com)	(25)
		I'm submitting this headline from the dashboard of my Internet-enabled 6000 SUX, and I'm getting a kic..... SCREEEEEEEECH........ **KAWHUMP**  (nytimes.com)	(90)

		Obama has talked tough about intelligence community "screw-ups" regarding the crotchbomber, but hasn't fired anybody yet, since they're doing a heckuva job  (thehill.com)	(200)
		The crotchbomber's visa has now been revoked, thanks to the US Department of Face Palms and Retroactive Competence    (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(66)

(Thin walls)		Why not use your Wi-Fi router to send a message to your neighbours?  (dizzythinks.net)	(187)
		SLC Mayor: Let's put bars in neighborhoods that people can walk to. Mormons & MADD: Think of the children  (cnn.com)	(157)

(Sphere)

The job market is so bad that even the man with the world's biggest penis can't find work, presumably because no one wants to have a giant dick working for them  (sphere.com)

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		Mark Wahlberg is upset that David and Victoria Beckham moved into his neighborhood, 'cause now it's wicked loud all the time and the paparazzi pak their caz all ova the place  (starpulse.com)	(58)
(Some Guy)		Arsonist sets 22 fires in Houston neighborhoods in an apparent attempt to beautify the city  (apnews.myway.com)	(80)

Nigerians blame the Crotchbomber's radicalization on his foreign education  (reuters.com)

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		Britain's shortest thug slapped with court order to obey the law after drunkenly terrorizing neighbors, who say the 3'9" yob has a short fuse (pic)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(99)
		Civic-minded citizen decides to help city authorities by using a front-end loader to plow the streets of his neighborhood after a snowfall, and is promptly arrested by police. The fact that he's 7 MAY have had something to do with it  (news.yahoo.com)	(79)

(PhillyBurbs)		Man visits neighbor twice asking for beer and later breaks into the neighbor's house to steal more beer, proving that Farkers can be pretty persistent when the need arises  (phillyburbs.com)	(38)
(Some Annoying British Singer)		Man murders neighbor for constantly playing same song at top volume for more than a week  (weinterrupt.com)	(249)
		Ricky Gervais headed back to HBO with animated series "The Ricky Gervais Show". Well, that's good, innit?  (examiner.com)	(47)

Blizzard forces nude bicycle protestors to roll on Shabbos bundled up from head to toe through Hasidic neighborhood  (npr.org)

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Neighboring bingo halls battle for customers. "It gives people something to do that's not the bar scene"  (nwfdailynews.com)

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(NYMag)

The artistic legacy of the last decade is not movies or music or literature. The first 10 years of this new millenium will be remember as a revolution for television, when the idiot box turned into high culture  (nymag.com)

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"Flight of the Conchords" grounded  (artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com)

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		Neighbors beg a woman to stop feeding the vultures. Wish she would just carrion with her life  (azcentral.com)	(91)
		Woman spraypaints message on her house that wishes Hitler was her neighbor instead of her homeowner's association, offending Hitler  (clickorlando.com)	(196)

Man says neighbor's cows caused $100 in damage by licking his house  (kansascity.com)

(50)

Unlike "Everybody Loves Raymond," Ray Romano's new show "Men of a Certain Age" will actually be worth watching  (latimes.com)

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Comcast: "We really like what NBC has done with Hulu." Translation: "We're killing that biatch as soon as we can"  (pcmag.com)

(48)

The cheesification of the Wall Street Journal is complete, with this utterly vapid article on male cleavage...heavage, if you will  (online.wsj.com)

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There is only one response when your neighbor is chasing you with a lawnmower blade and asking you if you've ever seen 'Sling Blade.' Mmm hmm  (clickorlando.com)

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(Some Guy)

Toyota "Urban Cruiser" fails European crash tests after leaving testing center and offering candy to neighborhood children  (autospies.com)

(26)

Academics hold conference to discuss social science underlying The Wire, proving once again that some people can't enjoy the simplest things without being thrown into frenzies of analysis  (guardian.co.uk)

(44)

Tired of Wasilla getting all the mockery, Juneau couple break neighbors' window, taunt them, then have sex in front of them  (fdlreporter.com)

(38)

Crack open your neighbor's skull and feast on the goo inside: Since the Kyoto treaty in 1997, "climate change has worsened and accelerated beyond some of the grimmest of warnings made back then"  (malaysia.news.yahoo.com)

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Poncho Claus, an entertainer known for leading a caravan of low riders through neighborhoods and passing out Christmas presents, has been hospitalized. Bueno suerte, señor  (khou.com)

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(Pajiba)		"It's Baltimore gentlemen, the Gods will not save you." This and 99 other of the top quotes from The Wire in one amazing video compilation (language not safe for work)  (pajiba.com)	(49)
		Michael Moore snubbed by Oscars, Old Country Buffet  (oscar-watch.ew.com)	(50)

"What's really depressing to me about TV isn't so much that we haven't seen another Wire-quality show as it is that we haven't even seen a serious effort to produce another show that'd be as good. "  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)

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