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348 headlines found matching 'HAPP'
Thu May 25, 2017
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sorry Frankenites, it's not going to happen. Al Franken rules out 2020 presidential challenge to Trump
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sentient blob of hate pudding Alex Jones says the children and teens killed in Manchester were "Liberal trendies." God help us if his children grow up as hateful and--oh, right, the judge ensured that wouldn't happen
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man run over by tractor in LaGrange. Police want to know a-how how how how such a thing could happen
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(YouTube)
 
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Things have changed, but that doesn't mean we can't wish Bob Dylan a happy 76th birthday
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Tue May 23, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Nothing says Happy Birthday like celebratory gunfire outside the Chuck E Cheese
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This happened in Colorado, so clearly Lucifer's Lettuce has claimed another victim
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Mon May 22, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
After the recent tragedy at Wrigley Field, we look back at significant tragedies that have happened at sports stadiums
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Think we should put a steel plate over this giant hole we dug for sewer work? Nah, it's just an alley, what's the worst that could happen?
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Sun May 21, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Today in alternate history: What would have happened in a Sanders vs Trump race instead of a Donald vs Hillary race?
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you happen to be a transitioning transgender person, the bad news is the Chicago airline captain who moonlights doing testicle removal surgery is currently unavailable
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(Some Fool)
 
 
 
I pity the fool that don't wish Mr T a very happy 65th birthday
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Sat May 20, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
The Trump Twittervention has happened as we all knew it would
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
What happens when a black hole's singularity evaporates?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How would the stock market react to an impeachment hearing against Trump? Let's go back and see what happened during Watergate
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Fri May 19, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
What happens when you change the formula of your vanilla ice cream and no one notices? For six months?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What happens if I watch a Google Assistant ad while wearing "THEY LIVE" glasses?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're fat and happen to like swallowing balloons, this study is for you
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Things Trump is happy to do for longer than 15 min: Play golf. Talk about crowd sizes. Watch Fox & Friends. Things he won't do for longer than 15 min: Read intelligence briefings. Keep state secrets to himself. Visit Israel's Holocaust memorial
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Wed May 17, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/17): Marvel's Generation X explores what happens to mutants with crappy powers, Batman and The Flash try to make sense of Flashpoint, and Invincible moves towards the final showdown with Evil Freddie Mercury
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No, see, what happened was, Comey didn't immediately report to the DOJ that Trump was attempting to obstruct justice, so that means Trump didn't do anything wrong and now will you please shut up and go away
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Tue May 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Many Trump voters are revolting. They are also not happy with Trump
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel leak his resignation to the press? Will McMasters Amurica everything? Will the smokebomb happen in the first 5 minutes? Seriously, i never asked for this, April. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30 start time)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
All the talk that passengers are unhappy with the performance of airlines? Well, apparently it's just talk
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Happy Mother's Day - and by the way, mom says you dads are a bunch of useless farksticks
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The common clay of the new West are discovering what happens when their anti-tax fantasies come true
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I just called to wish Stevie Wonder a happy 67th birthday
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Status of laptop ban on US bound flights from Europe downgraded from "Happening" to "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Secretary of State Rex Tillerson signed on Thursday a declaration acknowledging the threat posed by climate change to the Arctic and indicating the need for action to curb its impact on the region." *blink blink* What the hell just happened?
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(Some Folks)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy bowlers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox reporter: So, what do you think about this Comey firing? Random Guy: It should have happened earlier, but I think it's to distract us from Russian inf- Fox reporter: OOPS, so sorry, gotta go
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy washerwoman
 
(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Paranoia invades the happy halls of the White House. Priebus and Spicey deliberately kept out of loop on Comey firing to catch the leaker. Nobody leaked, so. . . which one is it?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the original 1970s Wonder Woman? Wonder no more
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 627: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 12". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 10, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Sinclair Media signed a private deal with Trump to give him nothing but positive coverage during the election. Let's see what's happened since then
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
What's gonna happen on the Senate floor? This is your Democratic Insurgency thread #1. Action kicks off at 9:30AM EDT (link fixed)
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone left a pineapple at an art show and it got mistaken for art. "It's the funniest thing that has happened all year"
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Take Care)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: We're not discriminating against a group unless we discriminate against all members of the group. Lawyers: Stop trying to make this argument happen. It's not going to happen
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(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
Let's flip & sell Ted Bundy's house, what's the worst that can happen?
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Vermont may be the next state to legalize recreational THC, make some cows really happy
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Sat May 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man sets fire to smoke possums out of his house. This is Fark so you know what happened
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Fri May 05, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Renting in California sucks for everybody and it's getting worse for the poor. Surely, California will make some affordable housing happen, right?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"The governor asked me, 'I'd like you to burn more coal.' Well, we don't have any more coal plants. We're not going to build any more coal plants. That's not going to happen"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The fifty funniest people in the world RIGHT NOW. Assuming you think Dave Chappelle is funny
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Thu May 04, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
MST3K and Rifftracks' Kevin Murphy makes an appearance as a singing doctor on today's Cyanide & Happiness short
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess what happens if you take a drug called "Gray Death"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is broke but happy after manager who had one hand in her pocket sentenced to 6 years in prison for theft
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Wed May 03, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Hideo Itami put Kona Reeves to sleep? WHO will be the #1 Contender to Asuka's title? DOES ANYONE CARE what happens on Total Divas? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT at 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
America's most hated mom was out and about in Florida, hitting up happy hour
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the late great James Brown. It doesn't get any better than his 1982 performance on Letterman
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
What happens when 12% of Twilio's gross revenues come from Uber? And what happens when Uber decides they can do customer support cheaper in-house? For starters, demand for their stock gets about 30% cooler after hours
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the father of the Power Chord, Link Wray
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Do not taunt Happy Fun Jeff Sessions, because the Justice Department will prosecute you
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Every now and then, these things happen," zoo spokesperson Janeway says after coyote escapes, finally fulfilling subby's Road Runner/Star Trek Voyager mashup fantasies
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what would happen if you accidentally over-inflated a 3 ton tire, today is your lucky day
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(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption this happy turtle
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Sun April 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What would happen if we killed all the mosquitoes?
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Sat April 29, 2017
(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
"My neighbor was happy thinking that Tessa is in good hands, but I don't need a dog"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Howard Stern predicted this would happen
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Fri April 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to NRA: That thing that wasn't happening is over. You're welcome
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NFL Draft. Are you happy with your team's decisions so far? What big names will be selected and also left out of Rounds 2 and 3? Will there be additional trades? The Draft resumes at 7:00 PM ET
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Happy 20th coming out day anniversary, Ellen DeGeneres. Tag for doing it in front of a live studio audience
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In an attempt to spy on Russia, the CIA implanted microphones into cats. But that's not what my microwave says happened
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Thu April 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally, the NFL Draft begins with the First Round for Thursday. Will the Cleveland Browns go with Myles Garrett as their top pick? Will anyone from your favorite college be drafted? Will any surprising trades happen? The fun starts at 8pm ET
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
For 7 minutes yesterday, a whole lot of the world's financial internet traffic went through a Russian Government controlled telecom. Nothing to worry about, it happens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you happy to see me or are you carrying 23 pounds of cocaine in your pants?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
From Frankie Muniz to Abigail Breslin, find out whatever happened to your favorite millennial child actor
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Gentleman Jack Gallagher dethrone the UK Champion Tyler Bate? What happened at Rusev and Lana's Bulgarian wedding? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9pm
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Utah: 'Come for vacation, leave on probation.' Not quite as snappy as 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Happy Chernobyl Day, keep those glowing faces going
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
It really has to be uncomfortable running for president and learning your father is critical of your campaign and stance on issues; but, as it's Marine Le Pen, it couldn't happen to a nicer fascist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "Why are Dems happy when Trump drops unpopular positions?"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 100th birthday to the First Lady of Song, Ella Fitzgerald. To celebrate, here she is singing "All that Jazz"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
People who pick their noses and eat their boogers are healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies... so feel free to go for it, you disgusting heathens
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Mon April 24, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank plays two hours of songs beginning with the letter "K". For some reason, King Kong songs happened to be fairly popular
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(Tablet Magazine)
 
 
 
Happy 75th birthday Barbra Streisand
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukushima plant sufficiently cleaned up so that 95 percent of site can be traversed without protective clothing, and cafeteria and convenience store are now open. "I used to eat cold rice balls. Hot meals make me happy and motivate me to work"
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"I want everyone to be happy. A goal in my life is to touch other people's lives and we're touching other people because of the Dum Dums bringing them happiness and joy and just having a piece of candy"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Freddie Mercury biopic Bohemian Rhapsody is finally happening. Bryan Singer will direct and Rami Malek will star
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you suddenly charge for an app that was once free (hint: it's not pretty)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Over 3000 years ago, civilization around the Mediterranean collapsed leaving only Egypt as its sole remaining but weakened power. History, archeology, geology, and other sciences show us what happened and how it could happen again. Worth a watch
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy Record Store Day, everyone. Share your rare finds and successes as well as misses here
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Having built a 74-49 halftime lead, the Pacers looked like they were on track to win their first game of the series against Cleveland. And then Lebron James happened
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are marriages happier when women control the money?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mean Girls star tries to make her boobs happen. She needs to stop trying to make her boobs happen
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New research shows that being skinny leads to depression, which is why Farkers are some of the happiest people on Earth
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Botox being tested to help with depression and anxiety. If nothing else, it gives people the appearance of being happy
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
All those satellites colliding in that movie "Gravity"? Apparently that will be happening a lot in the very near future. Sandra Bullock has retired from the satellite fix-it business, so she'll be fine
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donny gets his 100 day report card. Let's just say that it's a good thing today happens to be 4/20
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So what happens when you go undercover with Neo-Nazis marching in Berkeley? Oh dear. Fark: And the police shrug
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Tye Dillinger finally overcome Eric Young in a steel cage match? What happened when Maryse accidentally sent nude photos to the wrong people? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network, then Total Divas on E at 9pm
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if Trump has put racist authoritarians in charge of law enforcement and given them carte blanche to do whatever. But, who among us could have guessed that might happen?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
University of Kentucky pulls off the very rare 7-2-6 triple play ... which has only happened one time (1923) in MLB history
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
It has been 22 years on April 19 since the Oklahoma City bombing. Where were you when it happened? Any additional thoughts on this wanton terrorist act?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
The latest Congressional failure to repeal Obamacare may happen as early as next week
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Happy 50th birthday to the home microwave. Hot Pockets salutes you
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Tue April 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
With all this sudden "chatter" about Russia possessing kompromat on both Senator Fratbro and Senator Wax Bean, let's all take a stroll down memory lane and reflect on how that might have happened. Or didn't happen. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember last week when Trump and Spicer claimed the USS Carl Vinson had been sent to the Sea of Japan to deter the North Koreans? Either that never happened, or the carrier just went full "Philadelphia Experiment" and teleported thousands of miles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Skydiver goes to hospital after "accident" which is better than going to the morgue which is what usually happens when a skydiver has an accident
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix says those 'sexist' Dave Chappelle specials and 'racist' Iron Fist series are both big hits
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(Seeker)
 
 
 
When we finally get our arses to Mars, forget about terraforming it to make it look like Earth. Not going to happen
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Your dog has never been happier, all you cheap SOBs
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
The AI has analyzed your life and attitudes and determined you are at high risk for futurecrime, so I sentence you to an additional 15 years in prison. Is this A) a scene from a Gibson novel B) a nightmare future? C) happening right now?
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(Some Woundwort)
 
 
 
Because nothing says "Happy Easter" like sitting down as a family and watching that timeless classic "Watership Down" with all the cute little bunnies... OHMYGOD
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Brexit voters are furious that Brexit is happening
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Happy 70th to Kareem-Abdu.....oops, I mean Roger Murdock
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
None shall pass: residents near the Hollywood Sign happy to see littering, urinating-in-the-bushes tourists gone, but protesters will rally Saturday to demand access at closed gate
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight agonizes over Starlight's future, so goes on a road trip with the main 6 while locking Starlight out of the castle. Find out what happens in the two-part season return of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Researchers determine people happiest when they are 23 and 69. Personally, I've never tried the first one but I'd be willing to learn
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(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Happy Good Friday. What goes onto the table for your Easter spread - ham or lamb? Special must-have sides? Put some new life into food threads with your tasty favorites
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Report on elite private school reveals extensive sexual abuse involving students and a dozen former staff. Luckily all this happened long ago and all those involved are no longer employed so everything is just fine, nothing to see here
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global economy slumps as Trump proclaims the US dollar is too strong and China is super awesome happy funtime
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Remember Charlie Murphy as he would want you to: By watching this supercut of all his Chappelle's Show "True Hollywood Stories"
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Now teeing off on number one, Happy...er John Daly
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A totally badass horse just attacked an alligator. Of course, it happened in Florida
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
John Madden is not too happy with the Oakland Raiders leaving for Las Vegas. "I would hate to be a coach to take a team in there"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Ivanka begs her father to fire Bannon so they can protect the Trump hotel brand. And before you think it won't happen, remember, Ivanka asked for daddy to bomb Syria and now we're staring down the barrel of World War III
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Wed April 12, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday to David Letterman. Here's the infamous 2007 Paris Hilton 'jail' interview
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You've seen that Ragnarok trailer? Wonder what happens after Thor and Hulk hit each other? Physics gives us the answer, not the Hollywood answer of course
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Two entries in Yanukovych's little black book happen to match amounts deposited into Manafort's accounts, through defunct companies in Central America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump seems to think "Armadas" are still a thing the Navy has. Also doesn't seem to be aware of what happened to the most famous naval force bearing that designation
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Attention confused liberals: You are the punchline. Trump voters love him because it makes you upset. That's it. It's that simple. They hate you, and they will happily let Trump kill them because they know it makes your eyeball twitch. The End
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Nine fairy tale-like destinations you can experience in real life. The happy, stable, fulfilling relationship you were promised on your wedding day not included (slideshow)
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Mon April 10, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
3 arrested after breaking in to a jail. I wonder what they thought would happen
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
If you like weird MLB records, Yankees Matt Holliday drew 5 unintentional walks in all 5 plate apprearances against the Orioles. Only the seventh time it's happened in the past 17 years
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(Gossip Cop)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey gives her boyfriend $25,000 a month so he can buy presents ... for her. Although it's better to give than to receive, Mariah Carey is happy to do both
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Happy Inception Day to Blade Runner replicant Leon Kowalski
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's Syria bombing is apparently throwing a monkey wrench in Putin's current political machinations in both Russia and Syria. What may happen at this point is anyone's guess which means Trump could get lucky
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Sat April 08, 2017
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Analysts say they expect prices for PCs and mobile devices to rise this year. Which would be bigger news if hasn't already happened every year since 1992
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bear and two cubs show up in back yard of one Gold E Locks. They are suspected to have eaten some porridge and slept in some beds. Expected to live happily ever after
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(CNN)
 
 
 
BREAKING: CNN reports that Trump says "Something should happen" regarding Assad and Syria. Seriously, this was breaking news on CNN
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Wed April 05, 2017
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrant who is the caretaker for her disabled veteran husband and four children, one of whom has cerebral palsy, will not be deported for at least another year. There, are you libs happy now?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Malibu officials are not happy about the "prank" sign some jerk-off left in their nice, quiet little beach community
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kids, don't get drunk and then try to enter the house two doors down from your house. Bad things can happen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: I now have responsibility for Syria. I mean, starting now. What happened yesterday is still Obama's fault
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Your Debbie Downer story of the day: What happens when you eat too much bacon
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Sandy Hook school board asks Donald Trump to denounce truthers that claim the attack never happened, or was a false flag operation, particularly his long time ally, Alex Jones. Trump: crickets
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dear Geophysical Research Letters: I never thought this would happen to me, but there were columns of electrical discharge that fanned out above cloud tops and disappeared after a few tenths of a second
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
In the wake of North Carolina's championship, let us pause a moment and laugh our asses off at all the dumb stuff that happened during March Madness 2017
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Happy 95th birthday to the beautiful Doris Day, who doesn't look a day over 90
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Public is asked to name a new ferry. What happened next was inevitable
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Standing between Trump and his wall are people like NM rancher William Hurt. "The best way to just absolutely get no cooperation is tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make you happy"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why the hell would Democrats want President Trump removed from office? It's probably the worst thing that could possibly happen for them
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Everything you heard about lonely, unhappy single people is wrong"
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Biography Channel)
 
 
 
Happy 74th birthday Christopher Walken. Fark really needs to bring back the 'Walken' tag for at least one day a year
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Things you can't look at without something bad happening to you: Cthulthu. Medusa. Rex Tillerson. Yog-Sothoth. Hey, waitaminute
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Thu March 30, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you take good old fashioned road head and crank it up to Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Comey: I'm fine with the fact that I handed the White House to a Russian puppet. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
NBC (commercial break) will (tragic backstory of athlete) broadcast (plug for NBC shows) the (history of host country) Olympics (talking over opening ceremonies) live (you already know what happened) next (edited, tape delayed events) year
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Playbill)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to those guys who did "Video Killed the Radio Star"? Me neither, but just in case, they're doing a musical based upon an interpretation of Shakespeare's 'The Tempest'
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Tue March 28, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Is that a gun in your rectum, or are you just happy to see me?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Happy Oberon Day, Michigan. Wait, that was yesterday? Farking hell, how much did I have?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Chicken lays egg bigger than an apple and heavier than a major league baseball. "When I was in there it seemed like one chicken was all light and happy" and possibly smoking a cigarette
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Mon March 27, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
What will happen when Goldberg and Brock Lesnar face off one last time before Mania? Will Seth Rollins sign the contract for a match against Triple H at Mania? How will they hide Xavier Woods this week? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So how much does it cost to keep our bathrooms safe from something that never happens? For North Carolina, it comes to $3.76 Billion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study finds that all men are unhappy with their relationships
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The time-honored and genteel tradition of a conservative changing social views when things happen to someone in their family, South Carolina marijuana edition
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Sun March 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA to slam a spaceship into an asteroid for practice, so they'll know what will happen when they inevitably do it accidentally
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What would happen if ISIS members learned their preferred text of the Koran was actually translated by American women?
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Sat March 25, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Giving your child a day-old, cold McDonald's Happy Meal to take to school for lunch? Expect a letter from the principal
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon wins $1.5 billion tax dispute with IRS. Many happy returns
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
UK court refuses to let wife divorce husband because "unhappiness is to be expected in marriage"
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Will the hex be on the USMNT as they have another not really a must win but yes a must win match? Will Honduras spoil Bruce Arena's night? Does anyone really want to go to Russia for the 2018 World Cup? It all happens tonight 10:30 PM EDT on FS1
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
A 3 billion solar mass black hole has rocked out of a galaxy at 8 million kilometers per hour. EVERYBODY PAN....oh wait. This happened eight billion light years away. Nevermind
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hey, remember Rudy Giuliani? His comments about Russia hacks and whatnot? Whatever happened to him?
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Peyton Manning. Possibly the smartest QB to ever play the game and not consistently win the big ones
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The healthcare vote hasn't even happened yet and already Republicans are accusing each other of epic blunders, drinking fetus smoothies, and loving communism
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
12-year-old boy carrying wooden sword and toy gun confronted by police in a public park. Guess how it ends (Hint: happened in Canada)
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Thu March 23, 2017
(WUWT)
 
 
 
Last remnant of North Atlantic ice sheet to vanish in 300 years, or sooner if the ice is tasty. This has never happened before, except twice before
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump and pals just rewrote the Trumpcare bill to appease the right-wingers and you'll never guess what happened to the support from the moderates
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
How about a Liter selfie thread? C'mon, Mods, make it happen
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump invokes David Chappelle's "If George Bush Were Black" strategy
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
George Clooney makes 87-year-old fan happy by visiting her at her care home. Right afterward, Trump shows up and takes away her health care and then boots her out on the street. Another promise kept
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's always embarrassing to lose a fight but when you get beaten up by Eeyore it's downright shameful. Good thing what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How will Chris Jericho expose the real Kevin Owens? What will happen to Mick Foley after his actions last week? Will Roman Reigns settle matters with Braun Strowman? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM EDT on USA
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway unseats Denmark as happiest country. I'm assuming this makes Denmark unhappy. See how that works?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Monday is International Day of Happiness. Note - the beatings will continue until morale improves
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Scripted TV shows are confronting social issues like never before. As opposed to the 70s when the biggest problem addressed on "Happy Days" was Richie having to deal with a pimple on prom night
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Sat March 18, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hendrix family not happy about your local weed store's Purple Haze Indica. Apparently they are more of a Sativa sort of family
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
What happens when your regional aircraft loses a propeller in mid-flight? Let's ask the passengers
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Fri March 17, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump claims he is holding a big meeting on how to overhaul the VA at Mar-a-Lago because it was "the most convenient place" and "everybody wanted to go there". Also, Donald? Stop trying to make "The Southern White House" happen. It's embarrassing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR won't penalize Kyle Busch or Joey Logano for an altercation during a race in Las Vegas. Apparently NASCAR bylaws clearly state "What happens in Vegas stays in 'Vegas"
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Happy Paint Satricks Day from new poll indicating that 9 percent of the nation will be drunk today
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're at the airport and attack an employee, shouting "[expletive] Islam, [expletive] ISIS, Trump is here now. He will get rid of all of you. You can ask Germany, Belgium and France about these kind of people. You will see what happens," that's a crime
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Possibly the most Asian thing to happen on mainstream TV
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is what happens to your penis when you take Viagra - minute by minute. (Your results may vary)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reposted for evening folks - What is one of the best, weirdest, funniest, and/or most unexpected things that's happened to you as a result of reading Fark? Top ten posts will receive one year of TotalFark. DIT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, let's hang a tetherball in the forest and see what happens
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother and I were raised in an extremely conservative evangelical household. He came out as gay at 18, but my parents tried to reprogram his sexuality. He has a girlfriend and is unhappy; she's talking marriage. Should he tell her?"
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(Tucson News Now)
 
 
 
Is that a can of spray paint in your pants or are you happy to see the police? (With mugshot goodness)
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's Secretary of a good offense: Climate change is real. It's happening now and we need to take it seriously. Trump's future reply: Well kiss my grits
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Today we learn how the revolving door between the government and Amazon.com use your tax dollars, make Bezos a happy guy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Pi Day everyone...enjoy a slice and remember that pi are square
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With many political and diplomatic crises happening can Europe hold it together, or is it the final countdown?
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Turns out not living in a Mad Max-esque hellscape makes people happier. Who knew?
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Mon March 13, 2017
(GoMN)
 
 
 
Brave Minnesota liquor store opens on Sunday several months before it becomes legal. What's the worst that can happen? Something like a $2,000 fine and being unable to sell liquor for 30 days starting on the first Sunday when it would be legal
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just because it's Monday, let's see what happens when you put 20,000 joules into a watermelon
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Because when you have a collection of antique cars worth about $3 million, why would you have insurance? What's the worst that could happen?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee set today as the deadline for Trump to provide evidence he was the victim of an Obama "wiretapp." Will Trump follow through? What will happen if he fails to provide the evidence? Either way, things will get crazy today
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's something about watching nature documentaries that make you happy and it has nothing to do with all the weed you're smoking
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration makes up an accusation against Obama with zero proof offered. Shockingly, this is not a repeat of the last 20,343 times this has happened
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
If you laid awake at night wondering why Batman 3 with Michael Keaton and Tim Burton never happened, well here's your answer
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Did you know an alien was shot and killed at McGuire Air Force Base? Because IT TOTALLY HAPPENED
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Sat March 11, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
US Customs officials: is that ten pounds of cocaine in your pants or are you just happy to see us? (with pic goodness)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
The science is in. Mona Lisa's smile means she's happy. OK. What's next? The Scream guy is upset?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Why does this keep on happening to me?
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Fri March 10, 2017
(Joe My God)
 
 
 
Uber-Christian TN lawmaker who sponsored "Don't Say Gay" bill, has been doing the satanic shuffle with a married woman, who just so happens to also be his cousin
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(CBC)
 
 
 
$300,000.00 McLaren + Drunken idiot. Bet you'll never guess what happens
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt, new head of the EPA, just comes right out and says what we all know he believes: climate change is not happening and if it were it is most definitely not being caused by people
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened after surgeons were told to stop prescribing so many painkillers? Go on and guess
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Facebook's pre-crime division is working on teaching computers to predict what happened next
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
FIFA: 'Nice World Cup bid you've got there, US. Real nice. Be a shame if your president were to happen to it'
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
Video
 
Police tell Uber driver it's illegal to film them while he is pulled over. Man happens to be attorney making a few extra bucks. Then things get all ACLU-y (with video of entire traffic stop)
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Wed March 08, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Something is straining the relationship between President Trump and President Obama. They used to be BFFs; I'm not sure what happened
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(WWE)
 
 
 
What happens when Shinsuke Nakamura makes his return to in-ring competition? Will Peyton Royce, Billie Kay, and Ember Moon clash? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that Women's March Strike that's supposed to happen today? It's being coordinated by an organization whose leadership is all male
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle plays his local city council meeting and kills (with video)
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Octogenarian learns to code, develops elder-friendly iPhone game where player must correctly arrange set of 12 dolls for Hina Matsuri on a four-tiered stand. "I will be happy if elderly women beat their helpers, feeling a sense of superiority"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Right-wing House Republicans not happy with slow progress of Obamacare repeal so they're gonna build their own ACA repeal bills. With blackjack. And hookers
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head. Happy National Pancake day and free pancakes for all - IHOP
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Study says Floridians are happier and healthier than you. Let that sink in for a minute
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's see what happens when you replace The Big Bang Theory's laugh track with Ricky Gervais
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Most Americans think climate change is happening, just not to them
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old people back racist party. This is not a repeat of the last 203,324 this has happened
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
So what happened to all this worry that Tillerson was going to sell off chunks of Ukraine to Russia for some of that sweet sweet oil money? Probably would help if he showed up to work once in awhile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Happiness is not a default state. News: Science may finally be catching on that depression is a default state for those with an IQ higher than a rock
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Sun March 05, 2017
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
What happens when you sync your camera's frame rate to that of a helicopter's blades? Why you get a magical floating copter, that's what
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Sat March 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Midwesterners made Trump the President, now they want him to invent a new reality where automation never happened so they can have a $14/hr job soldering the same wire onto the same contact 3,000 times a day. You know, the American Dream™
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you grant bail to motorized grocery cart thieves
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the state that makes bad news fun
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
McMaster to NSC: You know what, it'll be like that Flynn guy never happened
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The Randolph County (Indiana) Sheriff's department would like to reassure you that there is absolutely NO zombie outbreak happening right now. None. Not at all. Nothing to see here, move along
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Tron: Legacy's" director opens up about what "Tron 3" would have been about. Also, "Tron 3" isn't dead, feels happy and thinks it'll go for a walk
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Wed March 01, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of Campari wants to see what would happen if we got President Trump mind-bendingly drunk: "I think a Negroni would do him very good." Thus began WWIII
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(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
You know what would happen if you were dumb enough to try some Dukes of Hazzard driving in real life? Something like this
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Tue February 28, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will go on to face Bray Wyatt for the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania? What will happen when John Cena goes on Miz TV? Will Becky Lynch beat Mickie James in a Two out of Three Falls match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM ET on USA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Harvard Law Review, for the first time in its 130-year history, has elected a female African American president, just 27 years after it elected the first African American man to lead the publication. But nobody knows what happened to him afterwards
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Q: What happens when Steph Curry goes a career worst 0-for-11 in 3-point shots? A: Golden State only wins by 11 points
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minnnesota legalizes Sunday liquor sales after 100+ years. Coincidence that It happened shortly after Trump became POTUS? Subby thinks not
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Three days ago, HuffPo posed the hypothetical question, "What would happen if a presenter announced the wrong winner at the Oscars?"
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Sun February 26, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ice chunk from a WestJet plane crashes through Canadian couple's roof. And yes, they were watching hockey when it happened
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Developers of affordable housing are awaiting anxiously Trump's tax moves. Well, since Trump really cares about poor people, these guys should be incredibly happy with his genius moves
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
So what happens if you take a stock Corvette Z06 and put the engine in the back where it's supposed to be on a supercar? The Fast Eddy, that's what. "It's a very real and exciting suggestion to what may be in store for the future of supercars"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Evangelicals are happy with Trump. So far they're the ONLY people happy with Trump, but they're ok with that
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Remember all the transparency that was supposed to happen when we gave our police body cameras? Well the police can only be transparent when the footage justifies their side, if not...well, you know
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oprah says, I didn't have kids because I wouldn't have been a good mom. I mean, I had an empire to run. I tried to get Gail King to do it but Steadman just couldn't make it happen. People can be so selfish
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
It's been 26 years. Whatever happened to Generation X?
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Thu February 23, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Qantas' new reclining seats could finally stop the midair rage caused by the person in front of you - and even make you happy for once to get the middle seat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former leader of the Orangemen and Lord High Derper, John Boehner tells a conference of health care executives that a repeal and replacement of Obamacare is "not going to happen" adding under his breath "I told those dumb farks that years ago"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today is National Toast Day simply because, 'Toast makes people happy. Whatever age you are, everybody loves toast.'
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Wed February 22, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Since a recession could not possibly happen again, Missouri legislature votes to cut available unemployment benefits down to 13 weeks
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, something happens on Legion. Or not. Either way Subby won't understand it at 10pm ET on FX
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I can't help but think that if we'd let Donald Trump host the Oscars just once, none of this would have ever happened
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The good news is that YouTube's unskippable 30-second ads will go away. The bad news is that it won't happen until next year
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What happens when you refuse to pay federal taxes for 40 years? Meet the NYC man who continues to do so, with surprisingly little hassle from the IRS
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sorry, Norway. At $9 a beer, you can keep your world-class democracy, large social net, low economic inequality, high happiness index, hot women, and politicians that actually work together to better their country
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny violins: Goodall and NFL execs not happy with the Patriots and their post-SB antics
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Hellboy 3 won't happen
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(National Review)
 
 
 
It just so happens that President Trump 'the hated' is a lot like President Lyndon Johnson whom liberals still love
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
This just in: Grammar is now racist and if you happen to use good diction, well, congrats... you are now a Nazi
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Was Triple H behind Kevin Owens' attack on Chris Jericho? How will Bayley celebrate winning her first Women's Title? What happens when Braun Strowman and Big Show collide? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So what happens to an eating establishment after being awarded a prestigious Michelin star? Let's check in on a French roadside cafe that was given one by mistake
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your Happy Place
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(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
The March for Science is set to happen on Earth Day
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago members who pay a lot of money to be members get locked out every time Trump shows up, and they are not happy. Quick, let's break out our tiny violins just for them
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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Ozzie and Butter, two identical feline brothers who were separated when they were adopted from the shelter by different people have been reunited 2 years later - because their respective owners met and fell in love. This could only happen on Caturday
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Michael Jordan. Enjoy these old photos of MJ looking really cool at MLB Spring Training
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens when you insert Trump quotes into Red Skull's speech bubbles? Nothing really, since you can't tell the difference
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
This is what happens when Seth Rogen discovers Donald Trump Jr. is following him on Twitter
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
God to Earth: "Nice, stable magnetic filed you got there. It'd be a shame if anything happened to that"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eternal Football Truth #24: When a Jets player makes the sports pages in February, it won't be for anything that happens on the field and it won't be for anything good
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens when the Larsen ice shelf breaks off Antarctica? I'll tell you what happens when the Larsen ice shelf breaks off Antarctica: We don't know, but you better panic
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
She "is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable" would seem like an odd way to describe a former model, who married a billionaire who, oh yeah, is now also President of the United States, but, here we are
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're a Democrat, the idea that Hillary Clinton might run for President in 2020 should fill you with dread and horror. Don't let it happen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Jaromir Jagr: To celebrate, here are a few sports figures sporting mullets
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(ACSH)
 
 
 
"Though Americans probably will be too repulsed by the idea of legalizing organ sales, it is a debate worth having," say libertarians who won't be happy until we're living in a mix of Hunger Games and Blade Runner
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Tue February 14, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Want to see what happens to the Golden State Warriors when Steph Curry shoots a dismal 4 out of 18 from the field and only 1 out of 11 from the three point line? It's not pretty
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(MSN)
 
 
 
RT sends tweet congratulating Ambassador to Glorious Motherland a happy retirement
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Burger King is offering an adult "Happy Meal" for Valentine's Day with adult toys and a happy ending
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
You know what happened the last time someone tried to create a new world order because of American aggression? Okay maybe you didn't
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bob Kraft: It's totally normal for players to refuse to go to the White House. This happens all of the time
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(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Happy International Condom Day. Those who forgot to write it down still have time to mark their calendars for the upcoming Mother's and Father's Days
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Doctors can now read a comatose patient's mind and they want you to know they're doing pretty much okay, all things considered: "The locked-in patients were able to reliably use the system to tell their loved ones they're generally happy"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump: "It won't happen" - Kim Jong Un: "It just happened"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Happy 50th birthday to the 25th Amendment
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(Joe (UK))
 
 
 
"The message contained in Sainsbury's latest Valentine's product, a pair of hugging bear mugs, isn't 'Happy Valentine's Day, here is a cute bear with a gigantic farking schlong' but it might as well be"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Those working in The Wall Street Journal newsroom are not too happy that their editor-in-chief has told them to go soft on Trump and not hurt his feelings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My coworker and I get along quite well, but he tends to sleep with married women who are unhappy. He's started dropping hints my marriage is unhappy and has upped the flirting. What's my best course of action here?"
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Happy Meat Day
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago the NHL doubled in size. Happy birthday, LA Kings, Minnesota North Stars (now Dallas Stars), Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins and St. Louis Blues; San Jose Sharks fans, pour one out for the California Golden Seals
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spicer has referred to a non-existent terror attack in Atlanta three times. This is what happens when you're staffed by the Breitbart comments section and not national security professionals
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 614: "Happiness Is...(2)". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed February 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Bowling Green Massacre was so last week, White House now pushing narrative of terrorist attack in Atlanta that never happened
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, the Swedish discover that the less you work, the happier you are
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army once again poised to violate treaty obligations to Native American tribes. All of this has happened before, all of this will happen again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's random thing social media users are unhappy about: Alyssa Milano's hair
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says some terror attacks did get "wall-to-wall" coverage. Yeah, the ones that actually happened for example
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Since all of Boston is going to be at the Patriots' victory parade, the Bruins decide it's a perfect time to fire their head coach. Happy Duckboat Day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House unhappy with SNL Spicer sketch. Trump doesn't like it when his people look weak, especially unhappy that Spicer was portrayed by a woman. Some female cast member really needs to dress up as Bannon
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
There were 24 records broken in Super Bowl LI and Tom Brady owns 8 of them. Or 1/3rd of them. Or 33.3%, which happens to be the exact percentage of air let out of the footballs in deflate gate. Coincidence?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Place your bets on what happened when two guns rights advocates walked into a police station wearing body armor and ski masks, carrying a rifle and handgun
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the sixth consecutive year, Hawaii is the happiest state. Alaska finished second. Apparently the two happiest states just happen to also be the ones farthest away from Washington, D.C
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
You think Falcons fans and Brady haters are pissed? Try Vegas bookies who got hammered by bets on the Patriots' comeback, Edelman's pass and the 11-2 odds on an OT happening
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
When I asked a climate change denier for evidence for his position, he told me, "Jesus wouldn't let it happen"
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Senate is tearing itself apart. Didn't this happen in Attack of the Clones? Isn't that how Palpatine rose to power?
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Neowin)
 
 
 
British telecoms ask customers nicely to uninstall all their torrenting and downloading software voluntarily in case they accidentally download and view any copyrighted material, which believe it or not, can happen
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
The biggest economic disruption robots will cause will happen once they learn to sew your clothes; "Since the 1980s, hundreds of millions of dollars have been spent trying to automate garment sewing, with no success until now"
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(Digg)
 
 
 
So what would happen if you never got up from your seat? Here comes the science
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Daycare asks parents picking up their children in the afternoon to put down their phones and at least pretend like they're happy to see their kids
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Fri February 03, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Shut the hell up and look at how happy this wiener dog is to be reunited with his favorite toy after almost 5 years
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Imagine mistakenly wandering across the Indian border in 1963 and not being able to go home to China to this day? Happened to this poor sod
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man who repeatedly insists in divorce court that he's unable to pay his ex-wife's attorney fees because he's broke and unable to find work shows up to court one day driving a brand new car. You can guess what happens next
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Japan has a word for "literally worked to death." It's "karoshi" and it happens pretty frequently
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal judge halts enforcement of Trump Muslim ban. This is not a repeat from the numerous times this already happened in the past week. Dear God, it's only been a week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga promises to inclusion the shiat out of her Super Bowl appearance. She plans on flying three people from each of the banned countries just to see what will happen at the airport
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
White House says Russian sanctions being lifted is not really happening. Nothing to see here. Please move along
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Here's what happened that time the Dutch secret service tried to recruit a Tor admin. Hilariteit? It voortgevloeid
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
Topless women leave Buenos Aires beach peacefully but state "To make the tit-phobes happy, we're leaving this fascist beach, but we'll be back another day and there will be many more of us" (Not safe for work video in article)
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The dean of students said the incident was "not a big deal," adding that players peeing on each other "happens all the time." "Even I got peed on in high school"
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Wed February 01, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
What happened after NXT Takeover: San Antonio ended? What will No Way Jose say about The Drifter's music? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(KRMG Tulsa)
 
 
 
Mother, father, and baby all have the same birthday, a 1-in-48 million odds of it happening (Edit: more like 1 in 133,225)
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