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274 headlines found matching 'HAPP'
Sat April 25, 2015
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th bjirthday to ABBA's Björn Ulvaeus, bjorn on this day in 1945. Here's the band's classic Waterloo
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when Mark Ruffalo gets questioned like female movie stars normally do
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Although his girlfriend's mom chased him with a machete, he bravely married his girlfriend soon after. They are still happily married after 72 years
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The new banking trend: Not wanting your money and giving you a negative interest rate to make it happen, possibly putting an end to physical cash
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Seven songs that will make you happy including 'Happy,' 'Here Comes the Sun', and 'Conjunction Junction'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bad news: U.S. ranked 15th on the list of the world's happiest countries. Good news: We still hold a sizable lead over Rwanda and Burkina Faso
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to the original stars of Greys Anatomy? Did they go on to play crying doctors on other series?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
As we celebrate the holiest of holidays today, it's important to remember those that came before us, and their sacrifices. Happy Administrative Professional's Day
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Have you ever reached the point in your binge watching that it's become so tedious and boring you just want to hurry up and finish? That's called purge watching, and it happens when shows dip in quality, like Mad Men, Nip/Tuck, and Sons of Anarchy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO is giving Whitney Cummings a television show to star in, because it's worked out so well the three other times it's happened
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Tue April 21, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman denied use of Facebook because of Native American name 'Happy Cloud.' Bob Ross unavailable for comment
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Walter Skinner, played by Mitch Pileggi, will reprise his role as FBI Assistant Director in the new X-Files: "Happy to announce Agent Skinner will once again be getting all grumpy and biatchy with his two wayward kids. Very happy"
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
After 40 years of efforts, scientists happily report that the humpback whale has successfully humped back their dwindling population
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Happy Patriot's Day, where three of our states celebrate the birth of our nation with a grueling marathon. Unlike Patriot Day, where we remember those who died because of misread memos
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The eight steps to happiness include hanging your washing up outside to dry, inviting a lonely person to tea, standing up straight and smiling
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Sun April 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you loved the iconic organ solo from House of the Rising Sun, wish a Happy Birthday to Alan Price, keyboardist for the Animals
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is that an FM radio in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
NASA: "What a nice little Mars mission you have there. [cracks knuckles] Be a shame if anything happened to it"
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(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to know how a heavy marble headstone made for a U.S. Army veteran buried in Oklahoma ended up in an alley in downtown Bakersfield, Veterans Affairs officials would like to have a word with you
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a cop doesn't fear for his life?
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Sat April 18, 2015
(BenSwann.com)
 
 
 
What happens in Kansas when a kid knows more about a subject than their teacher? Child Protective Services seize the kid, police interrogate the kid, then search their house and arrest parents. Take that you fancy book learners
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of those under 35 say they feel unpopular, unhappy, and wish they had more friends
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says the perfect salary for happiness is $75,000. "More money had no measurable effect on day-to-day contentment"
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Algeria re-elected its president despite opposition's warning that "Hey, folks, he's had a stroke, he won't be able to do the job and the country will fall apart." And guess what happened?
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN's Britt McHenry was not happy about having her car towed while eating dinner, so decides to launch an affluenza laden rant at woman working counter at towing company. "I'm in the news sweetheart, I will farking sue this place." w/vid
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those 'Ordinary Iowans' Hillary Clinton had coffee with just coincidentally happened to be democrat party strategists in training
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The next fight between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos will happen in space. We now live in a world where eccentric billionaires are trying to out rocket ship each other. What an amazing time to be alive
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Wed April 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats to all 50 governors: "Those are some mighty fine states you've got there, be a shame if something were to happen to them because you wouldn't listen to the EPA and now your states look like something out of a Dickens novel"
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Tue April 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do really smart people have a hard time? Why a high-IQ brings anxiety, unhappiness - and surprisingly stupid biases
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New survey finds five of the ten unhappiest U.S. cities are in Ohio. Residents of the other five said they were unhappy but at least they weren't living in Ohio
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some of the greatest album covers of all time reimagined with Marvel characters. Come for the Ultron crossdressing and stay for the Ultron crossdressing. Did I mention the Ultron crossdressing? Cause that totally happened
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Four days ago, a bunch of whales beached themselves in Japan. A week before the big tsunami, the same thing happened in the same area. Have a good week
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Sun April 12, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia to anti-vax parents: Nice welfare checks you have there. It sure would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What happens when xenophobia meets MadLibs? "Idaho lawmakers kill bill to track child support deadbeats over fears of Sharia law"
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(YouTube)
 
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61 years ago today, Bill Haley records "Rock Around The Clock," teenagers to see many happy days ahead (bonus: intro by 31-year-old Dick Clark)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Hillary Clinton versus Elizabeth Warren happen. It's like fetch; it will never happen
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Just in case anyone wondered whatever happened to infamous '90s shock jocks Opie and Anthony, they've split for good and are engaged in catty Twitter drama with each other
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Sat April 11, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Don't fark with Nolan - the curse is strong. Rangers lose best starting pitcher and 2/3 of outfield in home opener, after setting a record for players on the disabled list last year. Happy now, Jon?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Even prostitutes can be very happy with their work. "We're doing things we're good at"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worried that renewed ties between Cuba and America means not having a boogie man in the western hemisphere any more fear not Venezuela is happily taking Cuba's place
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers offensive lineman Ramon Foster has caught a poop-happy baby bunny, what should he do with it?
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Happy Barbershop Quartet Day everyone. Let's all be sharp out there
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Fri April 10, 2015
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man acquitted for thinking apartment he broke into was a spaceship. Which finally answers the question as to whatever happened to the jury that found O.J. Simpson not guilty
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
What happens when you create 8 Republican presidential hopefuls as SIMS? They poop in the pool
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Thu April 09, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Is that $61,000 worth of heroin in your underpants or are you just happy to see me?
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Tom Delay reminds everyone why they should be happy he has "former" in his title
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Turns out good things can happen when you actually show up and vote
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are there any value in spring football games? Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze thinks they should not happen
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The first rain delay of the baseball season happened at a park that has a roof
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Mon April 06, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't forget to wish Microsoft a happy 40th birthday today
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Netflix says House of Cards season 4 is "officially happening"
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Will Megan follow through with the divorce? Will Roger's power play happen? How much will Don drink? Does anyone remember the first half of season 7? Grab your Scotch; it's your Mad Men Discussion thread. The booze flows at 10PM ET on AMC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you happen to notice the entire universe shrinking into a single, supermassive black hole today, here's why
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Walmart will happily sell guns, ammo, gangsta rap albums and murder mysteries, but Ronda Rousey is just too violent for them to stock her autobiography
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
♪♫ Happy 50th birthday to you. Happy 50th birthday to you. Happy 50th birthday, US-nuclear- reactor-orbiting-Earth. Happy birthday to yWAIT WHAT?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What happens when you let elementary school kids design ice cream flavors
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Fri April 03, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Check out what happened to California's snowpack in just five years
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are some photos of smiling, happy animals
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Tue March 31, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
And thus ends the most exciting thing to happen in the Santa Monica Mountains since that unfortunate Boy Scout Jamboree back in '96
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Mon March 30, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
These guys were driving around East LA taunting people. You'll believe what happens next
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Something's happening at NSA but it's real secret so don't tell anybody
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Sun March 29, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Over a million lawsuits over credit card debt are filed in Massachusetts each year. If even half of the defendants showed up in court, the system would collapse. That's about to happen
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Kyle Larson rushed to Martinsville hospital after fainting during autograph session. This would never happen to Cale Yarborough
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 tips for a happy" woman's world of wonder
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FW: FW: FW: fw: FW: FWD: FW: IT'S HAPPENINNNNG
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Thu March 26, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly to Cruz: "So what have you actually accomplished?" Well, there was putting millions of people out of work for a month, not getting Obamacare repealed, and denying any of that actually happened
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 156th birthday to England's greatest poet
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(8)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Climate change has forced the world's two most destructive termites to mate. And it's happening in a state that just made it illegal to say the words "climate change"
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Wed March 25, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
"The bottom line: Whatever happens in 2015, the Cubs are positioned to keep improving, meaning this will likely be the worst Cubs team of the next six years"
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Because you're sick of reading about Justin Bieber, here's the history of what happened to Elvis's sideburns when he was drafted
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(8)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the actress who played Samara in The Ring? Well, well, well
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hunger Games ripoff Insurgent takes the weekend box office with $49.6 million, Cinderella ticking down to #2 with $35.8 million. The Liam Neeson film The Gunman bombs because of Sean Penn, and Blomkamp's Chappie falls to #10
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out solar eclipses and Northern Lights are among the least interesting cosmic events happening in 2015, according to astrologers
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 84th birthday to Canada's greatest actor, singer, all-around legend, and Star Trek's best captain, William Shatner. From his outstanding album Has Been, here's Common People
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Sat March 21, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to someone whose highest aspiration in life is to be a hall monitor?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to one of rock's most enduring stalwarts, Eddie Money. Here's his classic duet with Ronnie Spector, "Take Me Home Tonight"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Alta Vista, GeoCities, Lycos, Netscape & other giants of Web 1.0?
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(70)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
United Nations: Today is International Happiness Day. Ireland: You're about nine days late
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Thu March 19, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops responding to report of man with gun forget to turn on their new-fangled body cameras. You know what happens next
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(Pro MMA Now)
 
 
 
In case you watched Ronda Rousey's 14-second demolition of Cat Zingano last month and wondered "WTF just happened?" here it is in super slow-motion
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Wed March 18, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jon Cryer on Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth tour: "His first few dates resembled exactly what happens when a bunch of assholes throw money at a drug addict to make him dance like a monkey"
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Tue March 17, 2015
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Einstein. Here's your 7 billion year old gift
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"Defined as the point where computers become more intelligent than humans and where human intelligence can be digitally stored, Singularity hasn't happened yet, but is expected by 2045"
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Mon March 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest." Behold the Welsh reboot of The Crow
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alex Winter says Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3 is "really close to happening," and Keanu Reeves is incredibly expressionless about it
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(77)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, what would happen if Putin actually died? Believe it or not, there is actually a Russian constitution
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(27)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beach Boy and FARK nemesis Mike Love turns 74 today. Here's a look back at the happier times
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a particle accelerator? Hint: No superpowers resulted, unless the ability to survive your brain slowly burning away over a period of years is a superpower
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(42)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Olaf the one footed cat found a human to wrap around his remaining paw and gets a happy home
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Fri March 13, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Active meth lab found in Indiana Walmart bathroom,' officially the most Midwestern thing to ever happen
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If it had happened on his watch, Ronald Reagan would have beaten climate change
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Italian village sets a global record after getting 8 feet of snow in 24 hours. Boston happily surrenders the title
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(39)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Things you don't expect to happen when out skiing. Number 1 - Get hit by a plane
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(34)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Blade Runner: The Final Cut is getting a theatrical release that it is only happening in the U.K. I'm so mad about this I'm going to remove my top hat and clean my monocle in ferocious discontent
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Wed March 11, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
What happens when you rearrange the letters in "President Barack Obama"? The truth is revealed
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember when Eddie Murphy ruled the world, could do no wrong, and then Beverly Hills Cop 3 happened and all that changed? If only we knew what made that movie so bad. Wait, is that George Lucas? It all comes together now
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Yo, I'm really happy for you, Godzilla, but The Addams Family is the best movie based pinball machine of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
You may not know his name, but you know his famous drum solo on "Wipeout". Happy Birthday to Ron Wilson, drummer of The Surfaris
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Things not to taunt: (1) Dynamite Monkey, (2) Happy Fun Ball, (3) Ronda Rousey
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy gnome
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(26)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Warp in spacetime lets astronomers watch the same star explode four times. How does that happen? It's scientific, and involves a jump to the left. And then a step to the right
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you leave a garden hose on all winter
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tasty animals, yeah they look cute and happy, but you carnivores will still eat about seven thousand of them in your lifetime. Mmmm... tasty animals
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(108)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you let your 10 year old eat 20 pieces of licorice every day for 4 months, something bad just might happen
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(34)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Chappie takes a weak weekend box office with $13.4 million, with Kingsman: The Chav Service somehow staying at #4 with $8.4 million. The new Vince Vaughn/Dave Franco comedy Unfinished Business bombs, debuting at #8 with $5 million
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYPD: We don't kill innocent people. They just happen to walk into the path of our bullets
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times happily admits it has no defense against FARK's winning NFL headline (2nd section)
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So... what exactly does happen when the Queen of England dies? Holy shiat, really?
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Fri March 06, 2015
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Guy busted with 10 pounds of WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIS EAR?
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(95)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ninja of Die Antwoord talks about his dream of working with Neill Blomkamp, turning down Elysium, and CHAPPiE: "It's punk as f*ck" (Not safe for work language, and lots of it)
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man, laughed off dance floor, rescued by Twitter. Happy dance
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(74)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Short film attempts to answer what happened between Mad Max and the Road Warrior, manages to feel like a warm, gasoline powered post apocalyptic hug until Fury Road arrives
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Thu March 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
"There are no laws in existence that protect the rights of people whose photographs have unwittingly become internet memes." Well, that's what happens when you huff gold paint or look like you're a crazy stalker
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(838)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
It is not everyday you go hunting and you happen to stumble upon a 10,000-year-old baby rhino frozen along your path
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you ask homeless people if they just dropped some money. Their answers are probably more honest than yours would have been
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(43)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Russia is planning to build a new giant aircraft carrier, but it will never happen because Soviet aircraft carriers were built in Ukraine
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(153)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
To all the Jewish Farkers; Happy Purim. To all the Gentile Farkers, Purim is the Jewish Holiday that is a cross between St. Patrick's day, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Thanksgiving, April Fools, and the Jewish tradition of tons of good food
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Wed March 04, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when a fighter pilot has diarrhea in the cockpit? Hint: It's a crappy day
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(59)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As politically correct as our nation has become, I never thought I would see the day when American flags would be banned from a barbecue competition. That's something you would expect to happen at a vegetarian cook-off"
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(148)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
What happens when your iPhone overheats in your pocket and spews lithium lava? 'They smelled my body burning'
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(137)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Karen Carpenter, who would have been 65 pounds today
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(125)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens if you die on a plane? Besides no more beverage service, presumably
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(76)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Thanks to a slow news weekend News.com.au decides to ask the hard hitting question: What happened to Shia LaBeouf's hair?
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(16)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of International Polar Bear Day, let's give a polar bear a ball, a big stick, and a bucket, and see what happens
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(19)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to own your own big city tabloid newspaper, have we got a deal for you. Seriously, make an offer. Any offer. They'll be more than happy to listen
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cop lied about a marijuana arrest, failed to report how he tormented a suspect with his Taser, got a massage illegally that was just a happy ending, and, worst of all, claimed a three-hour lunch break lasted only one hour
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(89)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
IRS says that the average tax return so far is $3,120. For everyone else who has yet to file, $3,120 also happens to be their average yearly income
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(53)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
The cream-filled Cinnabon Delights at Taco Bell not rough enough for the roof of your mouth? Company decides to coat them with Cap'n Crunch. Happy now?
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(10)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're ever in Wendover, Buckinghamshire and run into the world's oldest bartender, buy her a drink and wish her a happy 100th birthday
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(27)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
How bad is this winter in Canada? "For the first time, an an entire calendar month has been below freezing in the Kitchener and Toronto areas, the first time this has happened since February, 1978"
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(84)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed is happy to see all you plebes paying more for your stuff, even if you did get an undeserved break on oil and gas
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(9)
 
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Okay. Mr. Happy Lollipop Man, maybe the children are JUST a little freaked out by you NOW. Please stay away from the schools
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(58)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hhmmm...give a recovering drug addict $25 million a year for 5 years, whatcha think would happen?
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(79)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Oregon State library girl to make another public appearance this week. Happy ending not anticipated
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(81)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Seven actual ways your metadata can be used against you, in case you wondered how that could happen, what exactly your metadata IS and why people go to the trouble of collecting it anyway
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(41)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
He's still not dead. Happy 94th Birthday to Abe Vigoda
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(111)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
A toddler in Germany has died of measles. Good thing he wasn't vaccinated or something terrible might have happened to him
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(102)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Will Mike tell Jimmy about his past? What happens to the money? Only a "Hero" can save us in tonight's Better Call Saul, 10 pm EST on AMC
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(48)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans would never ever mislead us by saying Net Neutrality will mean billions and billions in new taxes. Never happen
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(108)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
What happened to you Amsterdam? You used to be cool
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(88)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out the five coolest NASA missions that have never happened. Subby would have liked to see a giant moon truck be a reality
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(17)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when a $400,000 McLaren supercar smashes into a Saab. The Saab suffered dozens of dollars of damage (pic)
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(64)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man so unhappy with new haircut that he trashes salon in 'irate' rampage rather than just wearing a hat for three weeks like the rest of us (w/ pic of haircut)
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(36)
 
(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Woman arrested while masturbating to 50 Shades of Grey in crowded theater. Put the cuffs on her boys, I'm sure that was the last thing she would have wanted to happen
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(55)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens when your hubby throws you under the bus, then backs up a few times to make real sure he got you. But hey he was big on family values
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is more than happy to back medical marijuana initiative if the doctor that started it would apologize for hurting her feelings
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(65)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British politician: "What happens when renewable energy runs out?"
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(87)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"It's happening." - RON PAUL
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(382)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cyberstalker busted after 6th graders start receiving creepy-as-hell messages from anonymous sender who turns out to be ex camp counselor-in-training. This wouldn't have happened under Tripper's watch
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(80)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Who amongst us can honestly say they've never had a little too much at Happy Hour, gone into work hungover the next morning, and accidentally wrote a headline that said "Kill All the Jews"? Be honest
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(80)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Happy Chinese New Year. Here are some goats in trees (slideshow)
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(31)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
68-year-old man accused of assaulting a massage therapist at a casino hotel room. There was no happy ending
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(10)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A Christian football team in Devon says it's happy even though it's lost all 16 games and conceded 120 goals this season. The club says it's 'the nicest', because its players never abuse the referee and haven't received one yellow or red card" (pic)
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tonight, on "Why Couldn't That Happen To Me?" man buys Goodwill watch for $5.99, sells it for $35,000
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(68)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
"So, are couples really happier than singles?"
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(21)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Here's something you've never thought about -- what happened when Kenny G met Katy Perry?
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(78)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Happy Fat Tuesday - Let's see your favorite Mardi Gras pics. (Link goes to one of my personal favs.)
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with attempted robbery with a snooker cue. It's the most exciting thing to happen to snooker in years
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens if you load a shotgun shell with live .22-caliber bullets? Besides the inevitable Xzibit references, that is
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(51)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times thinks FARK really scores with this winner: "Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos meet, but nothing happens. So, just like the playoffs"
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(2)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you give a baby a virtual makeover. With eyes that will haunt your dreams
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ebola virus found to still be lethal a week after it kills whoever happened to be hosting its dinner party
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(8)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Is that a telescope on your eyeballs, or are you just happy to see me?
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(4)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's okay Washington Monument, things just get shorter the older you get. Nothing to be ashamed of. Happens to all men
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(38)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what would happen if West Coast ports shut down? Imagine having to wait a couple days to get your new iPhone. It would be that bad
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(20)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos meet, but nothing happens. So, just like the playoffs
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(63)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Not happy with harassing people over game ethics, one major GamerGate figure has decided to graduate to federal crimes like harassing a federal judge
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(159)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why eyewitness testimony should never sentence anyone to... well, anything actually. Fuel for the "Pics, or tit didn't happen" crowd
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(90)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama judge Roy Moore: Hey, I don't hate the icky icky gays. I have plenty of gay friends I just don't like them enough to see them happy, that's all
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(136)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: Police stop you while you're carrying a bunch of cash. What happens to it?
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(147)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists say Spanish is the world's happiest language. ¿Por qué? Porque
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(59)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
WiFi enabled sheep seen as a boon to rural farmers who are happy to be rid of the terrible screeching of the dial-up sheep
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(34)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is that $105 worth of pork loins in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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(20)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
I'm very happy for you, and I'mma let u finish, but Beck just pulled the classiest move of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(103)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Weird Al: "I'd love to play the Super Bowl, but that's never gonna happen"
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(97)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell quits 'The View,' splits from her wife - this is not a repeat from, no, wait this is a repeat - it's happening again, it's all happening again
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(37)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you enjoy those cool sax solos on the Coasters' songs like "Yakety Yak" and "Charlie Brown"? Well, wish a Happy Birthday to the late great King Curtis
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(19)
 
(Splitsider)
 
 
 
When did Mel Brooks consider Spaceballs 2? NOW. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Go back to then What? THEN I can't Why not? We passed it When?Just now When will then be now? SOON
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(58)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
It had to happen: Fifty Shades of Grey - the Lego edition
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(23)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Possessed" man steals police car and taunts officers over radio while driving around city. Sergeant says "it has happened before"
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clearly unaware of how the internet works, Coca Cola set up a Twitter bot that took "negative tweets" and converted them into "happy tweets" as part of its Super Bowl marketing. It ended up causing quite a fuhrer
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(93)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Taking two shots during a basketball game is not newsworthy, unless they happen to be bullets
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(17)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Employees feeling unhappy and suffering low morale? Forget the raises and bonus, don't even think about a pizza party. Real solution? Make them work harder
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(48)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"What happens if I walk down the street and walk through someone's (marijuana) smoke, and then I have a reaction and heaven forbid hurt someone? Who is responsible?"
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(103)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Atheist parents who raise atheist kids do a better job at it, and produce happier, more well-socialized children, according to article which I predict will result in a calm, thoughtful dialogue (dons flak jacket, fireproof suit)
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(249)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well son, babies happen when a Daddy and a Mommy and another Mommy and some scientists get parlimentary approval to love each other very much
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when a writer confronts her biggest online troll. The results, yeah, they might surprise you (w/ pics)
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(73)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know privatized prisons are a horrible idea when even Sheriff Joe Arpaio is concerned about the inmates in them. "I would be happy if no one came back to jail, but I don't think a private prison would be happy if no one came back"
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(54)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Five bizarre cases that prove time travel is actually happening
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(54)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A screaming comes across the event horizon. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now
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(37)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when you turn your horn section to a percussion section? Chicago answered that question on July 21, 1970
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(19)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Thing happens. Details to follow
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop what's really happening here
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(19)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guy who has been to Best Korea 140 times and is totally not an agent for their government would like you to know its a wonderful, happy place with religious freedoms and everything
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(156)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man fired from Ford after denouncing "sodomites" and saying "homosexual behavior leads to death" in the company newsletter. Area Man asks: "What ever happen to free speach?"
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(170)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The dying art of the last song on the also-dying art of the "album." Includes an extensive playlist of happy(-ish) endings
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(121)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What's happened since Republicans took full control of Congress has been ... the legislative equivalent of a banana peel, flailing arms, an upended bookcase, torn drapes and a slide across a laden banquet table into a wedding cake"
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(285)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Six dead in Christmas tree fire in 16,000 sq ft home. Don't let this happen to you
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(64)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Divorce happens for all sorts of reasons. Sometimes spouses grow apart. Sometimes they fall out of love. Sometimes they're possessed by a genie
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(38)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Brent Grimes' wife is not happy with the NFL. At ALL
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(47)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Guess what happens when you hit the new aluminum body Ford F-150 with a sledge hammer? It dents
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(141)
 
(Some CIA Conspiracy Guy)
 
 
 
Remember 9/11? Nope. Never happened
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(287)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How happy was Bryan Cranston to see Breaking Bad get its final SAG Award? He felt "happier than Tom Brady feels when he wraps his fingers around soft balls"
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(31)
 
(Korea Herald)
 
 
 
Millions of genetically modified mosquitoes to be released in Florida because it's only Florida. Let's have a beer and watch what the hell happens
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(115)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
TSA tries the "if it's not in the report, it didn't happen" game again
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(48)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
The best thing to happen to KY since jelly
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(118)
 
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Caption these two happy penguins
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(25)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Sixteen things that will happen to you while you're supposed to be studying for exams, and all of them are counterproductive
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(7)
 
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
It's difficult to believe that a story with the headline 'We're Gonna Teach You About Great American Sex' doesn't have a happy ending
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What happens when you revisit 50-year-old TV science programs to check their predictions for the future? Well we never got floating bikes, robot snooker players or paper pants, although we're pretty good without that last one
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I don't always get upstaged by a dead squirrel, but when I do I prefer it happen on Squirrel Appreciation Day
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(20)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bad Lip Reading is back with its 2015 NFL roundup. "I think...my face is happier fuzzy"
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(38)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to a $1,500,000,000 unsecured loan when the recipient goes bankrupt? J.P. Morgan has the answer
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(58)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if Fallout 3's Vault Dweller took on Skyrim's Dovahkiin? Well wonder no more
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when a dog goes after a ball that fell into a pool?
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The state of Iowa has three teams in college basketball's Top 25, making this easily the most exciting thing that has ever happened in Iowa
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(11)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump thinks he can fire Mitt Romney, isn't too happy with JEB either
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(64)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this happy couple
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ignored in the "war against terrorism" is Barack Obama's global assassination campaign targeting people suspected of perhaps intending to harm us some day, and any unfortunates who happen to be nearby
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(83)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Happy MLKKK Day
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(79)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Snap, crackle, pop - or - What would really happen if you put a human in a microwave?
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(41)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The directions were clear: Bring one pizza to the Sheraton Hotel in Ann Arbor at precisely 2:20 p.m. What happened next was "a life-changing delivery"
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(59)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when you scratch a capybara's back? (w/video)
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(26)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(KXRO Newsradio)
 
 
 
"Is that a 30-inch TV under your jacket, or are you just happy to see me?"
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(8)
 
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
La Verne middle school volunteer busted for having sex with minor. Surely, La Verne has seen happier days
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(47)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yeah... Sharknado 3 is happening
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(36)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The Archie vs. Predator crossover everyone was begging for is finally happening. Archie has to figure out how to please two women AND stop an intergalactic hunter killer. I'm sure he'll discuss it with Jugghead over some burgers and ... oh God no
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(68)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One day after meeting his favorite musician, Eminem, a teenage boy suffering from cancer has died. At least he went out holding on to a happy memory
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(38)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dyslexic Largo Sheriff takes a couple months to notice that new rugs say "In Dog We Trust." Hey, Florida happens
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(57)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl feeds six pit bulls and... nothing happens. Naturally, some people are Very Upset about it
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(35)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up thinking, "Man. I could sure go for some intense, dystopian, virus-cyber-zombie themed, German, industrial EDM," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(40)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Here's what happened while you were blackout drunk last week
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(40)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Judge: "It is the opinion of this court that we have no goddamn idea what the hell happened here"
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(35)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Transgender woman who injected glue and tire sealant into flats still unhappy with bond
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(109)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Of course you want to see what happens when you jump on an icy trampoline
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(35)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
What will happen to Oregon's pot-detecting K-9s when marijuana becomes legal?
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(99)
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
"It's as though you are handing out hand grenades as party favors. It's a disaster waiting to happen"
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(103)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
♪♫♬ I feel the earth move under my feet / I feel the sky tumbling down, tumbling down ♬♫♪ Welcome to The Clink, where earthquakes happen. It's Seahawks vs Panthers, 8:15PM EST on Fox
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(1778)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop the happy cotton candy man
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(14)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
Parents question a TX mall's policy of having the police escort out any teen accused of "excessive loitering" inasmuch as a) walking around aimlessly is kinda the POINT of shopping malls and B) it only seems to ever happen to BLACK teens
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(99)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The main reason I couldn't locate my 'arsehole cat' was that 'he has bright yellow eyes but happened to be dozing when I did a scan of the room'
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(67)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(Cyanide & Happiness)
 
 
 
Cyanide and Happiness now has a random comic generator. Y'all have fun now
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(206)
 
(Wall Street OTC)
 
 
 
Baby orca born in dwindling killer whale pod, which happens to be the latest product release from Chinese tech giant, Abble
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(4)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Have a peanut butter and banana sandwich, shoot out your TV and wish Elvis a happy 80th birthday
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(15)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Hey Elvis fans, want to own his first ever record? It will be going up for auction and it will bring you happiness
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(11)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby has "wonderful time" in first show since November although no one else remembers it happening
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(144)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here at Fark.com, we don't tell you not to do dumb things, we just amass huge amounts of information about what's likely to happen if you do. Today's topic: how not to shoot fireworks out of your ass
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to everyone's favourite Olympic gold medallist, hacker, and Nobel Peace prize winner, Kim Jong-un
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(35)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Why the IRS is the major beneficiary of those massive tips to waitresses and other minimum wage workers that made people feel all happy when they read stories about them a month ago
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(130)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This is Happy Three Kings Day for Latinos. Just tell your boss that you're Latino when you call in this morning
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when your meme dies? Here comes the science
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(86)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Albini on why the Internet is the best thing to ever happen to music: "Once we release music it's out of our control. I use the verb "release" because it's perfect. Consider what happens when you release other things, say a bird or a fart"
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(64)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is what happens when your tires are 1.5 psi low, or when you drive like an idiot (not safe for work language)
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(85)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 59th birthday to Bernard Sumner, whose four-decade career saw him with Joy Division, New Order, Bad Lieutenant, and Electronic. It is with the latter band he collaborated with Johnny Marr. Here's 1989's Getting Away With It
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(18)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Remember that FL CEO who said he'd fire everyone if Obama was elected? Guess what happened (hint: he didn't fix the cable)
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(60)
 


Sat January 03, 2015
(Liquor.com)
 
 
 
Nine of the greatest things that happened to booze in 2014. Is this a great time to be alive or what?
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(30)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if every volcano on earth erupted at once? Well, no work that day for starters
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(49)
 
(Cyanide & Happiness)
 
 
 
Cyanide and Happiness expands Depressing Cartoon Week in to a depressing episode of their new show. Yayyy
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(27)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"Sometimes you have the world's largest Gummy Bear, some liquid nitrogen, and a 12-gauge shotgun all in the same place at the same time, and you're just crazy enough to see what happens when you combine the three"
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(62)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For what it's worth, Happy Birthday to Steven Stills
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(15)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One lucky cat begins his New Year by being reunited with his person - after being missing for over seven years - just in time for a very happy Caturday
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(1015)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Man unhappy with weak fireworks decides to make his own, promptly blows off his hand
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(33)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Most metal detector users are happy to find a few coins, quarters and dimes if they're lucky. This guy found over 5000 coins dating from the 10th century in a lead bucket
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(49)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Eerie and overlooked pictures from National GeoOMGWTF IS HAPPENING TO THAT CRICKET?
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(24)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(MTV)
 
 
 
Kanye West does a duet with a Beatle. Have you had that happen yet, Vince Gill?
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(55)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Earthquakes continue to happen California, ergo frakking is not responsible for Frakking. Unleash Frakking in California
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(43)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
BANG.... Oh, sorry, let me help you h - BANG - dang it, that keeps happening
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(61)
 


Tue December 30, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Smithsonian acquires collection of early balloons of flight, plans to tie them to an old man's house and see what happens
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(8)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Is that a basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets, or are you just happy to see me?
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(17)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 68th birthday to rocker Edgar Winter, whose long, storied career has seen him work solo and alongside such luminaries as Todd Rundgren and Ringo Starr. Here's his classic tune Free Ride
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
U.S.: "Nice internet you have there, North Korea. It'd be a shame if something happened to it again"
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(90)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Personal Injury Lawyer: Google's 'driverless car' is a lawsuit waiting to happen
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(169)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Can traffic in China get any worse? Let's add a runaway ostrich and see what happens
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(19)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
This guy thinks he'd make a better drummer than Jason Bonham for the Led Zeppelin reunion that's never going to happen. Good luck with that, man
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(50)
 

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