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261 headlines found matching 'HAPP'
Fri July 03, 2015
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Those are some mighty fine National Parks you have there America. It would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Reporter named Sarah O'Connor tweets about the VW factory robot killing a worker. Then epicness happens
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(96)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientists say they will be able to work out when Yellowstone is going to erupt again at least 10 months before it happens. Which is plenty of time to pack up and start a new life on another planet
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(97)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kevin Love forgot how unhappy he was with his girlfriend, so he decided to go back with her after a date poolside
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(6)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Movie theater defends having sexy 'Magic Mike XXL' party where kids are coming to watch 'Inside Out' by saying it was only happening "for a couple of hours"
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(157)
 
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bottom of the ninth, two outs, 0-2 count, pitcher's got a no-hitter going. Because he plays for Cleveland, you can probably guess what happened next
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(24)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
You always need a day like World UFO Day around so you can tell the world what really happened to you in 1974 when the aliens abducted you and planted a machine in you
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Happy DOMINION Day, united-empire loyalists & British colonialists
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(57)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
For sale: Former prison with a mountain view, sleeps hundreds of people, has showers where bad things happened
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(80)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Serve up some poutine, crack open a cold Kokanee, dust off your extra "U"s, and apologize to a stranger. It's your annual celebration of all things Canuck. Happy 148th, Canada. (Sorry)
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Tue June 30, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Special Surveillance Court allows the U.S. Government to resume bulk data collections. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New airport terminal in Pyongyang opens amid reports that Kim Jong Un was so unhappy with its design that he had the architect executed. People in Denver perk up and say, "You can DO that?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you ask random Japanese people to taste Marmite for the first time. Sixty years ago, this would have been considered a war crime
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(36)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Anarchy. Lawlessness. A dystopian, Mad-Max... children's gaming forum? This is what happens when moderators get fired
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(95)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What happens when three unknown objects show-up on a space station vide***Please Standby, Currently Experiencing Technical Difficulties***
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(123)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could really go for a video of an animated mouse voiced by a major news anchor promulgating a millennial old practice that's backed by science and is only 2 minutes long," well then. Prepare to be happy
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Sun June 28, 2015
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
What happens when Mario meets the Unreal Engine 4 you ask? Awesomesauce, that's what
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(18)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
"Real conspiracies have certainly happened - Watergate, Iran-Contra etc. - but how many have ever been uncovered by conspiracy theorists?"
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you execute a high-speed turn in a Maserati to avoid a dog when you have a can of paint in the back seat. Bad dog. BAAAAD dog
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(91)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"I was actually a little worried, I even used some explicit language with the police officers, holy crap not in those words, you guys scared the --- out of me. This is the second time it has happened to me. What am I going to think," said Lamitie
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(33)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
What happens when a fighter pilot turned nudie film director starts making low-budget children's movies? You get 1969's disturbingly bad "The Wonderful Land of Oz"
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You cannot attack a police officer. Even if they are responding to an incident and happen to have the wrong address
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(28)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Rats have happy dreams about food (comes with adorable picture of a sleepy rat possibly dreaming about food)
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(36)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Fallout fan sends over 2,200 bottle caps to Bethesda to try and pre-order Fallout 4. Considering the exchange rate of 10 bottle caps to 1 pre-war dollar, Bethesda happily accepted the trade
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(41)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What happens to the minister that refuses to marry same sex couples because of his religious views?
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(135)
 
(Pix11)
 
 
 
The people who serve the food at Rikers Island prison are so fond of the inmates there they serve most dishes with blue sprinkles to keep them cheerful and happily dead
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Rainbow Pride Flag. 37 years old and still looking fabulous
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Happy Father's Day, dad. Here is a lottery ticket I got you. It is worth $1 million"
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(17)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Babe Ruth punching an umpire and getting ejected after pitching to the first batter? His reliever then getting the next 27 outs for a quasi "perfect game". Yes, it all happened 98 years ago, this week
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Mon June 22, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the wild and crazy Cyndi Lauper. Here's a 1984 clip from The Tonight Show showing that time after time girls just want to have fun. And a good time was had by all ... even Johnny Carson
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Sun June 21, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A happy 71st birthday to Ray Davies, who really should reconcile with Dave and go on tour while they still can. Here's their early 80s hit, Come Dancing
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(40)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Today's odd world record comes to us from these 66 surfers who happen to fit onto one surfboard at the same time. Hang 660?
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Sat June 20, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
In the season 3 finale of Orphan Black, will Alison win her election? Does Felix negotiate for a better plot line next season? Who is Shay really working for and WTF happened to Tony? Find out tonight on BBC America at 9PM EDT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the great Chet Atkins. Enjoy this master class on fingerstyle guitar melody. He makes it look so easy
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(18)
 


Tue June 16, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how much Keith Hernandez makes each year from his "Seinfeld" royalties? Well, they're a lot bigger than Jerry's Super Terrific Happy Hour checks
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Mon June 15, 2015
(The Whiskey Reviewer)
 
 
 
What happens when the Japanese buy an American bourbon company? You wind up with bourbon and scotch in the same bottle
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Sun June 14, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the document that laid the foundation of our entire legal system. No, Kansas, it's not the Bible
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New study reveals which states have the happiest employees. Moral of the story: Move to the West Coast
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(55)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"It's just been a nightmare," he said. "The system is broken and I'm afraid if it hasn't already happened, it's gonna happen to someone else. It may happen to you, to anyone"
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Sat June 13, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It turns out millennials are actually strong-willed, resourceful individuals who favor happiness and a strong work ethic over greed and laziness. You know, the complete opposite of baby boomers
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
So you took your fishing boat all the way out to an island that happens to be another country, poached a bunch of marine life, and got caught? Well, enjoy the swim home
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Well, I hope you liberals are happy. Your lack of faith has made Kansas Governor Sam Brownback cry
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Write down today's date as the day a Democrat asked for the teaching of the entire United States Constitution to our children," he said, "and a Republican rose up and said they don't want that to happen"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember last year when Miss Zimbabwe was stripped of her title after nude photographs emerged? Well, guess what happened to this year's contestant? Yup, you're right
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's rare to get a score of zero from judges in competitive diving. It's ultra rare when it happens to two divers. From the same country
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Thu June 11, 2015
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
New study says that crying at work is becoming more acceptable. Mostly because it's something happens every payday
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Russians were there to drink milk and kick ass. And guess what happened when they ran out of milk
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(13)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, Dante's Inferno only lists the top nine levels of hell, and doesn't continue down to #347 where we'd find out what happens to people who steal church donations meant for a toddler with leukemia
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(55)
 
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you mix coke and molten lead. It's beautiful
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Tue June 09, 2015
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
If you happen to encounter a man with a 48 inch cock please inform El Jimadores Restaurant
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(22)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson to mother who lost her three-year-old child: Be happy the child is dead. He could have been the next Hitler
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(222)
 
(Big Think)
 
 
 
"When you put shelter animals in pet stores, something amazing happens"
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(63)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when an unmovable asshole meets an irresistible douche? Neighborhood battles like this, mostly
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(129)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I lost $100 million - and I've never been happier"
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sam Brownback to Kansas Supreme Court: "Nice judiciary you've got here, it'd be a shame if something happened to it"
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Mon June 08, 2015
(BroScience)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to bodybuilders who put down the syringe and the weights?
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
IT'S HAPPENING: RON PAUL won't stump for RAND PAUL. All hope now rests with RU PAUL
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(29)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
This is what happens when a train and a bus fall in love and make a baby
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(65)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lightning doesn't strike twice, unless it happens to be an outdoor German music festival. Then it leaves thirty-three hospitalized
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(26)
 


Sat June 06, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So, you think you know the rules of baseball? What happens when the first switch pitcher in the modern era of baseball faces a switch hitter? (video answer at 2:40)
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(48)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A new blood test reveals every virus you've ever had. And you thought what happens in Mexico actually stays in Mexico
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(13)
 


Fri June 05, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Friday, everybody. You know the drill. Prepare for the shaming. Behold, the Fark Weird News Quiz is upon you
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(44)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Paleontologist Jack Horner says Jurassic World's imaginary made-up dinosaur is "scientifically more plausible" than anything that happened in the first three flicks
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(42)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is your workplace master constantly trying to make you happy at your job? Don't trust them a bit, the sneaky bastards are up to no good
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Thu June 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Montana man saves adorable baby moose he found next to the body of its dead mother. You'll never believe what happens next. Seriously. Dynamite is involved
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(73)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Marijuana consumers in Colorado looking to stock up their stash should mark their calendars for September 16th this year: "This one-day break from pot taxes will likely never happen again"
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(23)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A few parts of Angelina Jolie turn 40 today. Happy birthday, lungs, liver and spleen
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(102)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can a spinster ever be truly happy or fulfilled without a man or children in her life? Controversial new book says women who've never wed should treasure their freedom
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(349)
 


Wed June 03, 2015
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy friends
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Renly Baratheon is not happy with current events on Game of Thrones, and he's still rooting against Stannis
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(64)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
While Louisiana's economy burns, Bobby Jindal asks Twitter followers to wish Duck Dynasty a "happy birthday" by donating to his presidential campaign
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(56)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Say, didn't Paul Krugman tell us that ObamaCare rate shocks would never happen?
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(149)
 


Tue June 02, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Happy hours may soon again be legal in Illinois
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(21)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to Heidi Klum, who is 41 kilograms today
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(22)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Half of us tell funny stories we've heard as though they happened to us. That reminds me of a hilarious thing that happened to me when I was inventing Fark in 1999
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(26)
 


Sat May 30, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The cult leaders of the Duggar family will grant Megyn Kelly an exclusive interview in hopes she'll be okay with them letting incest happen under their roof
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(134)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
What happened to you Paul, you used to be cool. You've changed, man
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(47)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Even if you are a self-proclaimed expert on the happiest place on Earth, here are eight secret things you didn't know about Disneyland
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(58)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"We asked pilots what happens when a jet loses both its engines"
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(41)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
The Pentagon: Yeah, about that live anthrax we sent out... turns out we sent them out to more laboratories then we first thought. But there is no need to panic, this was our bad and we will investigate until we know how it happened
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(34)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Watch the corruption happen live at the FIFA Congress as Israel gets booted out and Sepp Blatter gets reelected
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(327)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Winnipeg Sun)
 
 
 
What happens when ISIS conquers you? Well that depends, women are sold into slavery. Men and teenage boys? Executed
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(116)
 


Wed May 27, 2015
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists continue to taunt the world with their hubris. The latest "let's poke fate in the eye and see what happens" news: they've just made a brand-new ancient human mummy leg for reasons
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(6)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law acts like she's the mother to my kids. She wrote a story for my daughter where a girl's parents died and she went to live with the grandparents and said it was a happy ending. Should I fear for my life?"
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(73)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Pot-friendly hotel finally opens in downtown Denver: "Other hotels will fine you crazy amounts and kick you out. I've been kicked out of a hotel for smoking pot, it was a few years back, but that's the kind of stuff that won't happen in our hotel"
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(58)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're smug when people can literally smell the happiness wafting off from you
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(9)
 


Tue May 26, 2015
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's a self-parking car. What's the worst that could happen? Well that, I suppose
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(42)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy politician
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(35)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Power Line Blog)
 
 
 
Republicans have found their new angle in the wake of the release of HRC's emails: She worked to overthrow a dictator with absolutely no thought to what would happen after, which of course no Republican would EVER do
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(152)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greece: "Hey, nice economy you have there, Europe. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it"
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(70)
 
(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Happy Towel Day, everyone
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(45)
 


Sun May 24, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's wish Bob Dylan a Happy Birthdamgrmphms
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(27)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A veteran's thoughts on why we shouldn't say Happy Memorial Day: "It's the one day on the American calendar meant to exemplify what it costs to be American and to be free... and we've turned it into a day off work, a tent sale and a keg of beer"
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Sat May 23, 2015
(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Bowling alley robbery reported, woman struck over head with ball. Police watch video surveillance, ask "Are you sure that's how it happened?"
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(89)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama's brilliant Chief Justice explains the "pursuit of happiness" means if you don't follow God's law, you'll never be happy
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(146)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Robert Moog. Stand up and give him a sine wave
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(26)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
When Irish hearts are happy, all the world seems bright and gay
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What happens if the PATRIOT Act expires?" Dancing in the street? Dogs and cats living together? National Security wankfest? Japan falling into the sea?
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Wed May 20, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
I know what you're saying: where can I get these fine new airbags? Well that's the gag. Chances are, you've bought 'em already. So, remember, spread a little sunshine, and put on a happy face
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(26)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If one of those Roman Candles should happen to fail, 91 Roman Candles on the wall
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(16)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Some Kentuckians celebrate Primary Day by choosing who they want to run against Drew in November. Others are just happy they can buy liquor today. Except in those counties. You know which ones they are. Maybe Drew can fix that. Drew 2015
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(37)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
So, we've all been told it's not a good idea, but what really does happen if you drink saltwater? It's a bit involved, but the upshot is...don't
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(14)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
The most controversial thing to happen to skateboarding since Tony Hawk used a cuss word
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(12)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A mysterious wealthy businessman paying a porn star $10 Million for a 15-year "exclusive services" contract is not the premise of the latest "50 Shades" knock off, but something that actually just happened
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(160)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man takes baseball bat to friend's car to resolve vendetta--then realizes it's his friend's neighbor's car. YOU SEE, LARRY? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS
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Sat May 16, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
FDA: you wanted a GMO food label? Fine, here is your GMO food label. Happy now?
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up today thinking, "Man. I could go for some trance, EDM, oontze-oontze intermixed with visceral, archetypal Native American imagery, leaving me feeling like I took some mescaline," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(51)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Thirteen insane things that happen in Salma Hayek's new R-rated fairy tale movie
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(73)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"My dad asked me to eat McDonald's for 10 days. This is what happened"
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(156)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Man spends $10,000 to acquire three of Steve Jobs' old business cards. Which is amazing, because [computer printer whirring] subby just happens [computer printer whirring] to have found ten more
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(47)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 523:"Happy Farktography Anniversary 10". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(213)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man claims to have witnessed what happened to Natalee Holloway. CNN hoping MH370 was involved
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(24)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Seven reasons Mad Max: Fury Road almost didn't happen
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(54)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds having too much sex can make you unhappy - another bullet Farkers have dodged
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(45)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Go Dan River)
 
 
 
Woman shoots father on Thursday then returns to shoot him again on Friday. Police then locate woman in her car having been shot twice, but they say it was not self-inflicted. What the hell just happened?
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(29)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th Billy Joel. Betcha Ray Charles never saw it coming that you were good just the way you are
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(31)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In the opposite of deflategate, watch what happens when you keep inflating a tire until it pops
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(35)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yeah, I've seen this porno before. Oh wait, this happened in real life
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(100)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jade Helm from Texas. No, really. Al Nino unavailable for comment but is happy the attention is off him
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(68)
 


Thu May 07, 2015
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Mellowing star Australian rugby player happy to be rid of 'Captain Cranky' nickname, even though that's like one of the best ones evar, as are his quotes: "In the past, we lost a game I used to have the shiats and not talk to anyone"
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(4)
 
(WSFA)
 
 
 
This is what happens when the pathetic school bully becomes the pathetic adult bully
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(190)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Most football concussions happen at practice. Except for the Tennessee Titans who need to raise their locker room doorway about six inches
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(17)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones 4* is finally happening
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(99)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
That scary-looking guy loading bags onto your flight, the one they hired yesterday? You will be happy to know he isn't inconvenienced by security scans or checkpoints. Meanwhile, the TSA has confiscated your shampoo
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(54)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian provocations in Transcarpathia worries locals, who still remember what happened the time a different guy named Vlad got angry
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(40)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Fifteen things we'd like to see in the new Star Wars movies." Well, you don't have to wish for lensflares or eschewed canon; that's already happened
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(89)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Researchers claim kids don't care if you swap out french fries for fruit in their "happy" meals. Of course, researchers also claim aliens live on the moon, Bigfoot exists, and lizard people have secretly infiltrated the government
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(87)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
James Brown would have been 82 today. Singing a duet with Luciano Pavarotti? Yes, it happened and it was amazing
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(21)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Say you will wish Foreigner's Lou Gramm a happy 65th birthday
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(59)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Hartford police paid for 485,000 rounds of ammunition per year, fired 180,000, and have no idea what happened to the rest or if it ever existed at all
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(83)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(North Platte Bulletin)
 
 
 
If you saw one police car chasing another for 45 miles along I-80 in Nebraska, blame meth. Or thank meth for giving you the most exciting thing to ever happen in Nebraska
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(28)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what happened to the girl who texted her boyfriend "Driving drunk woo." No peeking at the tag
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(95)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happened to all the people who thought law school was a great investment and then couldn't find jobs when the bubble burst?
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(103)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
"At the time I was like, 'I'm just happy to be alive. I got run over by a jet.' You don't think - there are people who get hit by cars and that's it. I got hit by a plane"
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(20)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Thousands of years ago on Mauritius, something happened that left most of the living things on the island dead in a pool of their own feces. Researchers have uncovered several empty cases of Natty Light, which they believe may be related
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when you mix molten aluminium with watermelon? Well, thanks to science, wonder no more
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(42)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Re: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Queen SHrillary unvayles her plans for 1984-style surveyance state. This happening people
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(127)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Want to be happy? You just have to be female, over 65 live in Denmark. That's not too much to ask
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(60)
 
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
What happens when a college president shows up at a loud off-campus party to wish everyone a good time?
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(43)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"When a lithium-ion battery begins to overheat, it can get caught up in a vicious cycle known as thermal runaway - causing it to explode and catch fire. Now, researchers have imaged what happens inside and out the battery to understand the process"
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(24)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"Smileys make kids eat more healthy food" No word on whatever happened to "Mr. Yuk"
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(21)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(PBS)
 
 
 
Happy....Confederate Memorial Day? Really? Who celebr----oh, I see
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(152)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk teen stole stepdad's van, crashed it and threatened to 'blow his head off' with shotgun. The only surprise is this didn't happen in Florida
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(15)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember when Exxon was determined to be the next Apple? Us neither, but it happened
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(6)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th bjirthday to ABBA's Björn Ulvaeus, bjorn on this day in 1945. Here's the band's classic Waterloo
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(35)
 
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when Mark Ruffalo gets questioned like female movie stars normally do
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(50)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Although his girlfriend's mom chased him with a machete, he bravely married his girlfriend soon after. They are still happily married after 72 years
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(20)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The new banking trend: Not wanting your money and giving you a negative interest rate to make it happen, possibly putting an end to physical cash
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(60)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Seven songs that will make you happy including 'Happy,' 'Here Comes the Sun', and 'Conjunction Junction'
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(210)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bad news: U.S. ranked 15th on the list of the world's happiest countries. Good news: We still hold a sizable lead over Rwanda and Burkina Faso
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(74)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to the original stars of Greys Anatomy? Did they go on to play crying doctors on other series?
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(6)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
As we celebrate the holiest of holidays today, it's important to remember those that came before us, and their sacrifices. Happy Administrative Professional's Day
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Have you ever reached the point in your binge watching that it's become so tedious and boring you just want to hurry up and finish? That's called purge watching, and it happens when shows dip in quality, like Mad Men, Nip/Tuck, and Sons of Anarchy
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(93)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
HBO is giving Whitney Cummings a television show to star in, because it's worked out so well the three other times it's happened
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(52)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Woman denied use of Facebook because of Native American name 'Happy Cloud.' Bob Ross unavailable for comment
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(87)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Walter Skinner, played by Mitch Pileggi, will reprise his role as FBI Assistant Director in the new X-Files: "Happy to announce Agent Skinner will once again be getting all grumpy and biatchy with his two wayward kids. Very happy"
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(38)
 
(NOAA)
 
 
 
After 40 years of efforts, scientists happily report that the humpback whale has successfully humped back their dwindling population
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(36)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Happy Patriot's Day, where three of our states celebrate the birth of our nation with a grueling marathon. Unlike Patriot Day, where we remember those who died because of misread memos
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The eight steps to happiness include hanging your washing up outside to dry, inviting a lonely person to tea, standing up straight and smiling
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(68)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you loved the iconic organ solo from House of the Rising Sun, wish a Happy Birthday to Alan Price, keyboardist for the Animals
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(42)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is that an FM radio in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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(196)
 
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
NASA: "What a nice little Mars mission you have there. [cracks knuckles] Be a shame if anything happened to it"
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(36)
 
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to know how a heavy marble headstone made for a U.S. Army veteran buried in Oklahoma ended up in an alley in downtown Bakersfield, Veterans Affairs officials would like to have a word with you
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(29)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a cop doesn't fear for his life?
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(236)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(BenSwann.com)
 
 
 
What happens in Kansas when a kid knows more about a subject than their teacher? Child Protective Services seize the kid, police interrogate the kid, then search their house and arrest parents. Take that you fancy book learners
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(241)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of those under 35 say they feel unpopular, unhappy, and wish they had more friends
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(116)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New study says the perfect salary for happiness is $75,000. "More money had no measurable effect on day-to-day contentment"
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(124)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Algeria re-elected its president despite opposition's warning that "Hey, folks, he's had a stroke, he won't be able to do the job and the country will fall apart." And guess what happened?
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(13)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN's Britt McHenry was not happy about having her car towed while eating dinner, so decides to launch an affluenza laden rant at woman working counter at towing company. "I'm in the news sweetheart, I will farking sue this place." w/vid
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Those 'Ordinary Iowans' Hillary Clinton had coffee with just coincidentally happened to be democrat party strategists in training
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(59)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The next fight between Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos will happen in space. We now live in a world where eccentric billionaires are trying to out rocket ship each other. What an amazing time to be alive
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(27)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats to all 50 governors: "Those are some mighty fine states you've got there, be a shame if something were to happen to them because you wouldn't listen to the EPA and now your states look like something out of a Dickens novel"
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Tue April 14, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do really smart people have a hard time? Why a high-IQ brings anxiety, unhappiness - and surprisingly stupid biases
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(285)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New survey finds five of the ten unhappiest U.S. cities are in Ohio. Residents of the other five said they were unhappy but at least they weren't living in Ohio
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(173)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some of the greatest album covers of all time reimagined with Marvel characters. Come for the Ultron crossdressing and stay for the Ultron crossdressing. Did I mention the Ultron crossdressing? Cause that totally happened
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(55)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Four days ago, a bunch of whales beached themselves in Japan. A week before the big tsunami, the same thing happened in the same area. Have a good week
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(66)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australia to anti-vax parents: Nice welfare checks you have there. It sure would be a shame if something were to happen to them
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(329)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
What happens when xenophobia meets MadLibs? "Idaho lawmakers kill bill to track child support deadbeats over fears of Sharia law"
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(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
61 years ago today, Bill Haley records "Rock Around The Clock," teenagers to see many happy days ahead (bonus: intro by 31-year-old Dick Clark)
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(16)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Hillary Clinton versus Elizabeth Warren happen. It's like fetch; it will never happen
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(101)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Just in case anyone wondered whatever happened to infamous '90s shock jocks Opie and Anthony, they've split for good and are engaged in catty Twitter drama with each other
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(70)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Don't fark with Nolan - the curse is strong. Rangers lose best starting pitcher and 2/3 of outfield in home opener, after setting a record for players on the disabled list last year. Happy now, Jon?
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Even prostitutes can be very happy with their work. "We're doing things we're good at"
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worried that renewed ties between Cuba and America means not having a boogie man in the western hemisphere any more fear not Venezuela is happily taking Cuba's place
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(34)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Steelers offensive lineman Ramon Foster has caught a poop-happy baby bunny, what should he do with it?
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(6)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Happy Barbershop Quartet Day everyone. Let's all be sharp out there
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(26)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man acquitted for thinking apartment he broke into was a spaceship. Which finally answers the question as to whatever happened to the jury that found O.J. Simpson not guilty
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(24)
 
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
What happens when you create 8 Republican presidential hopefuls as SIMS? They poop in the pool
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(41)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Is that $61,000 worth of heroin in your underpants or are you just happy to see me?
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(6)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former Rep. Tom Delay reminds everyone why they should be happy he has "former" in his title
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(184)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Turns out good things can happen when you actually show up and vote
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(132)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are there any value in spring football games? Ole Miss coach Hugh Freeze thinks they should not happen
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(20)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The first rain delay of the baseball season happened at a park that has a roof
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(25)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Don't forget to wish Microsoft a happy 40th birthday today
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(59)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Netflix says House of Cards season 4 is "officially happening"
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(66)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Will Megan follow through with the divorce? Will Roger's power play happen? How much will Don drink? Does anyone remember the first half of season 7? Grab your Scotch; it's your Mad Men Discussion thread. The booze flows at 10PM ET on AMC
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(66)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you happen to notice the entire universe shrinking into a single, supermassive black hole today, here's why
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(49)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Walmart will happily sell guns, ammo, gangsta rap albums and murder mysteries, but Ronda Rousey is just too violent for them to stock her autobiography
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(30)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
♪♫ Happy 50th birthday to you. Happy 50th birthday to you. Happy 50th birthday, US-nuclear- reactor-orbiting-Earth. Happy birthday to yWAIT WHAT?
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(25)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What happens when you let elementary school kids design ice cream flavors
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(24)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Check out what happened to California's snowpack in just five years
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(73)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are some photos of smiling, happy animals
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(13)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
And thus ends the most exciting thing to happen in the Santa Monica Mountains since that unfortunate Boy Scout Jamboree back in '96
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(41)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
These guys were driving around East LA taunting people. You'll believe what happens next
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(90)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Something's happening at NSA but it's real secret so don't tell anybody
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(204)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Over a million lawsuits over credit card debt are filed in Massachusetts each year. If even half of the defendants showed up in court, the system would collapse. That's about to happen
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(64)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Kyle Larson rushed to Martinsville hospital after fainting during autograph session. This would never happen to Cale Yarborough
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(12)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 tips for a happy" woman's world of wonder
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(64)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FW: FW: FW: fw: FW: FWD: FW: IT'S HAPPENINNNNG
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(145)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly to Cruz: "So what have you actually accomplished?" Well, there was putting millions of people out of work for a month, not getting Obamacare repealed, and denying any of that actually happened
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(167)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 156th birthday to England's greatest poet
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(8)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Climate change has forced the world's two most destructive termites to mate. And it's happening in a state that just made it illegal to say the words "climate change"
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(112)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
"The bottom line: Whatever happens in 2015, the Cubs are positioned to keep improving, meaning this will likely be the worst Cubs team of the next six years"
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Because you're sick of reading about Justin Bieber, here's the history of what happened to Elvis's sideburns when he was drafted
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(8)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the actress who played Samara in The Ring? Well, well, well
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(83)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hunger Games ripoff Insurgent takes the weekend box office with $49.6 million, Cinderella ticking down to #2 with $35.8 million. The Liam Neeson film The Gunman bombs because of Sean Penn, and Blomkamp's Chappie falls to #10
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(45)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turns out solar eclipses and Northern Lights are among the least interesting cosmic events happening in 2015, according to astrologers
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 84th birthday to Canada's greatest actor, singer, all-around legend, and Star Trek's best captain, William Shatner. From his outstanding album Has Been, here's Common People
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(55)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens to someone whose highest aspiration in life is to be a hall monitor?
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(88)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to one of rock's most enduring stalwarts, Eddie Money. Here's his classic duet with Ronnie Spector, "Take Me Home Tonight"
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(54)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to Alta Vista, GeoCities, Lycos, Netscape & other giants of Web 1.0?
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(70)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
United Nations: Today is International Happiness Day. Ireland: You're about nine days late
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(31)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Cops responding to report of man with gun forget to turn on their new-fangled body cameras. You know what happens next
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(107)
 
(Pro MMA Now)
 
 
 
In case you watched Ronda Rousey's 14-second demolition of Cat Zingano last month and wondered "WTF just happened?" here it is in super slow-motion
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(89)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jon Cryer on Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth tour: "His first few dates resembled exactly what happens when a bunch of assholes throw money at a drug addict to make him dance like a monkey"
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Tue March 17, 2015
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Einstein. Here's your 7 billion year old gift
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(21)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"Defined as the point where computers become more intelligent than humans and where human intelligence can be digitally stored, Singularity hasn't happened yet, but is expected by 2045"
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Mon March 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest." Behold the Welsh reboot of The Crow
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alex Winter says Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 3 is "really close to happening," and Keanu Reeves is incredibly expressionless about it
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(77)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, what would happen if Putin actually died? Believe it or not, there is actually a Russian constitution
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Sun March 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Beach Boy and FARK nemesis Mike Love turns 74 today. Here's a look back at the happier times
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Sat March 14, 2015
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what would happen if you stuck your head in a particle accelerator? Hint: No superpowers resulted, unless the ability to survive your brain slowly burning away over a period of years is a superpower
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Olaf the one footed cat found a human to wrap around his remaining paw and gets a happy home
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Fri March 13, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Active meth lab found in Indiana Walmart bathroom,' officially the most Midwestern thing to ever happen
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If it had happened on his watch, Ronald Reagan would have beaten climate change
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Thu March 12, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Italian village sets a global record after getting 8 feet of snow in 24 hours. Boston happily surrenders the title
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(39)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Things you don't expect to happen when out skiing. Number 1 - Get hit by a plane
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(34)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Blade Runner: The Final Cut is getting a theatrical release that it is only happening in the U.K. I'm so mad about this I'm going to remove my top hat and clean my monocle in ferocious discontent
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Wed March 11, 2015
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
What happens when you rearrange the letters in "President Barack Obama"? The truth is revealed
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Tue March 10, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Remember when Eddie Murphy ruled the world, could do no wrong, and then Beverly Hills Cop 3 happened and all that changed? If only we knew what made that movie so bad. Wait, is that George Lucas? It all comes together now
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Mon March 09, 2015
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Yo, I'm really happy for you, Godzilla, but The Addams Family is the best movie based pinball machine of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
You may not know his name, but you know his famous drum solo on "Wipeout". Happy Birthday to Ron Wilson, drummer of The Surfaris
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Things not to taunt: (1) Dynamite Monkey, (2) Happy Fun Ball, (3) Ronda Rousey
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy gnome
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(26)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Warp in spacetime lets astronomers watch the same star explode four times. How does that happen? It's scientific, and involves a jump to the left. And then a step to the right
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you leave a garden hose on all winter
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(89)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tasty animals, yeah they look cute and happy, but you carnivores will still eat about seven thousand of them in your lifetime. Mmmm... tasty animals
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(108)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
If you let your 10 year old eat 20 pieces of licorice every day for 4 months, something bad just might happen
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(34)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Chappie takes a weak weekend box office with $13.4 million, with Kingsman: The Chav Service somehow staying at #4 with $8.4 million. The new Vince Vaughn/Dave Franco comedy Unfinished Business bombs, debuting at #8 with $5 million
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYPD: We don't kill innocent people. They just happen to walk into the path of our bullets
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(167)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times happily admits it has no defense against FARK's winning NFL headline (2nd section)
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(2)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So... what exactly does happen when the Queen of England dies? Holy shiat, really?
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Fri March 06, 2015
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Guy busted with 10 pounds of WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIS EAR?
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(95)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ninja of Die Antwoord talks about his dream of working with Neill Blomkamp, turning down Elysium, and CHAPPiE: "It's punk as f*ck" (Not safe for work language, and lots of it)
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(31)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man, laughed off dance floor, rescued by Twitter. Happy dance
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(74)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Short film attempts to answer what happened between Mad Max and the Road Warrior, manages to feel like a warm, gasoline powered post apocalyptic hug until Fury Road arrives
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Thu March 05, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
"There are no laws in existence that protect the rights of people whose photographs have unwittingly become internet memes." Well, that's what happens when you huff gold paint or look like you're a crazy stalker
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It is not everyday you go hunting and you happen to stumble upon a 10,000-year-old baby rhino frozen along your path
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(29)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you ask homeless people if they just dropped some money. Their answers are probably more honest than yours would have been
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(43)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Russia is planning to build a new giant aircraft carrier, but it will never happen because Soviet aircraft carriers were built in Ukraine
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(153)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
To all the Jewish Farkers; Happy Purim. To all the Gentile Farkers, Purim is the Jewish Holiday that is a cross between St. Patrick's day, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Thanksgiving, April Fools, and the Jewish tradition of tons of good food
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