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316 headlines found matching 'HAPP'
Fri September 19, 2014
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Six Iranians sentenced to one year in prison and 91 lashes for dancing to Pharrell Williams' song Happy. I don't know about you but that sounds right to me
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How 1991's box office nearly broke Hollywood - and what happened next
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Al Jean says that when The Simpsons kills off a character in the upcoming season premiere, that character will stay dead, unlike what happened with Family Guy. Smart money's on Krusty and Grandpa
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Farmers in Arizona are confused but happy over these strange orbs of liquid falling from the sky in large quantities
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(Brooklyn Daily)
 
 
 
"Godfather of nerdcore rap" comes up with astoundingly original idea for new LP: what would happen if we merged obscure fairy tales with rap? "There are some other stories that my English-speaking, Western audience might not have caught wind of"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police say a man used a banana to rob a store. This never would have happened if the cashier had a pointed stick or a 16-ton weight
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Despite what Fox News is always telling you, the United States is not even close to being the happiest country on the planet
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Jeff Healey to be inducted to Canada's Walk of Fame. I wish he were still here to see it happen
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
Former Google engineers develop an ethical porn search engine. This should end happy
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Tue September 16, 2014
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
What happened to the cartoon stars of yesteryear?
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(University of Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Right wing hack Charles Krauthammer claims that Obama uses the word "I" in speeches more than past presidents. Guess what happens when someone actually checks the facts?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
This is what happens when British scientists spend way too much time reading Harry Potter books
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the one member of Congress who voted against the Authorization for Use of Military Force after 9/11? She's still here
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So apparently, a fairytale 'happily ever after' means 'the Handsome Prince was booked on kidnapping and sexual exploitation of a minor charges'
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
From the "Well, Duh. That's what happens when you lower taxes on the rich and eliminate the middle class News Desk" comes the story of the year. "US wealth gap putting the squeeze on state revenue"
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Sun September 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to a-ha's Morten Harket, a band and singer unfortunately pigeonholed as One-Hit Wonders despite their nine studio albums and numerous global hits. Here's their classic smash Take On Me
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
California man held in Pyongyang allegedly had the "wild ambition" of doing hard time in a North Korean prison so he could check out the human rights situation. For the next 6 years, North Korea will be happy to oblige
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Django Unchained actress "detained" and cuffed for kissing husband while black. Fark: That is exactly what happened. Ultra-Fark: That is exactly what happened. Obvious: That is exactly what happened (Some Not safe for work content in article)
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers determine that a wife's happiness is more crucial than her husband's in keeping marriage on track. Geez, after 39 years of marriage, Subby would've told them that for free
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Sat September 13, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Is the Happy Meal dying? McDonald's seems to be losing its kid appeal to a restaurant that serves "real food"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday to Peter Cetera, the man who single-handedly turned Chicago into one of the biggest bands in America. Here's the band's 1970 smash 25 or 6 to 4
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy with incurable cancer says there is only one thing he wants for his birthday next week. He would love to receive some letters in the mail as nothing makes him happier. Come on Fark, Let's give this boy a happy birthday
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Fri September 12, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dear Prince Harry, Happy 30th birthday. Enjoy your £13,000,000. Love, Diana
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Thu September 11, 2014
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Neil Young and Daryl Hannah have been dating for months. Young's old pal David Crosby's take:"I happen to know that [Young] is hanging out with somebody that's a purely poisonous predator now....And that's karma. He's gonna get hurt"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray Rice blames hard liquor for the elevator attack. Claims it will never happen again because he only drinks wine now
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Some scents are scientifically proven to make you happy. They're called Pharrellmones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't you see what he is saying? A happy worker is a busy worker. Three cents' worth of moon cake could save us thousands of man hours in labor...Let the fools have their moon cake
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Wed September 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman high on meth yells at her disabled boyfriend, pushing him off his mobility scooter and then screaming in rage in full view of neighbors. How this didn't happen in Florida is beyond everyone
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers find liberal countries have more satisfied citizens while conservatives are happier individuals
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Take away Harvard's tax-exempt status. "Harvard is a real-estate and hedge-fund concern that happens to have a college attached"
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Happy 15th birthday to that thinking, plotting, murdering machine - the Sega Dreamcast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is what happens when British people have too much time on their hands
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Mon September 08, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your dog wants a happy ending
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The banks have just been found guilty of mortgage fraud without them even being criminally prosecuted for it. Imagine what might happen if prosecutors actually did their job
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Caption this happy Cheetah
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Airlines: "If you were willing to pony up for more space, my employer would be happy to install a La-Z-Boy for every traveler. But you're cheap. You squeeze every nickel until Thomas Jefferson screams. And then you wonder why we pack you in so tight"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a tornado meets a volcano? This happens
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Sun September 07, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Was Fred Flintstone happier than Homer Simpson?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You all be happy and maybe you won't get cancer since depression is more common in cancer patients
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Sat September 06, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's take a moment and forget about the craziness happening around the world to focus on something of utmost importance to our species: the Fark Weird News Quiz
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Fri September 05, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills coach unhappy with team management over an unscheduled, last-second Orton
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
One of Montana's crown jewels is their new railing, which is one of the most exciting things to happen in Montana for years
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Thu September 04, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
To reward their goodness and noble service, the businesses who gave $1.25 million to Andrew Cuomo's campaign just happened to receive twelve times as much in state grants - which is purely a coincidence, you cynical hater
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Wed September 03, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Fake news site puts out story about new Obamacar program; you know what happens next
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
11-year-old Arizona boy rushed to the hospital after shooting himself in the head. If only he had a gun instructor with him this never would have happened
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't need a $10,000 raise, a more understanding boss, or an office with a window to be truly happy at work. You just need a little green plant on your desk
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Tue September 02, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
There's a coup d'etat happening in Pakistan right now. Just FYI
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
Trailer rec-cut shows what might have happened if Christopher Nolan directed The Incredibles - those Pixar characters Gotham deserves
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Japan's Hayabusua 2 mission to Asteroid 1999 JU3 is being readied for launch. It is a sample return mission with bonus lander, three "rovers", five markers and just to keep Adam Savage happy: an impactor with high explosives
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Artificial Human" farms could replace medical testing on animals by the end of the decade. PETA wondering what they will protest if this happens
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Sun August 31, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Racing under the lights, Smoke's return and Happy Harvick on the pole will combine to make a very interesting race. It's the Oral-B USA 500 from Atlanta (7:30 PM ET, ESPN)
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Parking ticket director hopes to give your fine a happy face, eat more sandwiches
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Itzhak Perlman. Who became one of the greatest violin virtuosos in the world while battling polio since he was 4 yrs old. Enjoy this Mendelssohn Trio in Cm Op.66 with Yo-Yo Ma and Emmanuel Ax
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(Live From Iceland)
 
 
 
NEWSFLASH: All hell's breaking loose in Iceland. LGT live volcano eruption feed with fiery goodness happening right now
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(56)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel forced to explain that the surprise "Friends" reunion was scripted and rehearsed, since such awful acting never actually happens in real life
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(21)
 
(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Sorry, ma'am, I just happened to drop these shoes right under your skirt. Don't mind me picking them up with my camera running
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Fri August 29, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Randian ubermen come together to create real-life Galt's Gulch in Chile. Guess what happens next. No, really, take a wild guess
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Thu August 28, 2014
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy bee
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Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists 'flip' bad memories into good ones in mice, which is kind of the exact opposite of what happened when you rolled over this morning and saw who you brought home from the bar last night
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(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these happy jumpers
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the world's oldest wombat, Fat Pat from Ballarat, or as the wallabies call him, "The 29 Year Old Virgin"
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trigger-happy buddy comedy Let's Be Cops called "the worst-timed movie ever," proving that Hollywood isn't out of ideas, it just has bad ones
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(36)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The only thing that can make the song 'Happy' even happier is to perform it in sign language
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(23)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This wristwatch is the best thing to happen to pianos since Elton John discovered cocaine
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Tue August 26, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Ukraine shows 10 Russian paratroopers they captures who "got lost on a training exercise". Yup, I'm sure that's exactly what happened
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
It has been nearly 7 years since Appalachian State upset mighty Michigan in football. Do you remember where you were when this monstorous upset happened?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I am a happily married woman and I find women to be attractive. I've had sex with women before. Should I start referring to myself as a bisexual? Or is that a secret I should keep?
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
News chopper covering Chicago flood zooms in on giant Hulk statue in homeowner's backyard. Judging by what happens next, it's safe to say the homeowner was watching the live broadcast
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up this morning thinking, "Man. I could go for a music video with a wicked-heavy-groove and scantily-clad, gyrating women rollerskating down a dark highway," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(103)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
What really happened during the Napa Valley earthquake? Here comes the geoscience
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(12)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Not to make you feel old, but the Chappelle Show went off the air nearly ten years ago. Here are its funniest moments. Come for the Rick James, stay for the Clayton Bigsby
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Sun August 24, 2014
(New Castle News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania may soon charge cyclists, snowmobilers, horse riders for trail use in their state. Surprisingly, some people are not happy with this
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Sat August 23, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
From the "It had to happen eventually" files: Watch a three-engine version of the SpaceX Grasshopper research vehicle auto-terminate during a test flight
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(56)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
What happens when you cross a FPS with Minecraft and throw in a dash of RPG like interactivity? You get what looks to be one of the most fun...games...ever
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(34)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's finally happened. Consumers' low wages have had a negative impact on Walmart's bottom line as well as its stock price, which is down by 6 percent since the start of 2014 while the S&P 500 is up by around that much
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(54)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
What happens when a volcano erupts under a glacier?
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Wed August 20, 2014
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
You know those movies where some guy hacks into traffic lights and turns them all green? That could actually happen
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(26)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
To be fair to the GOP, they don't want voter registration drives to happen anywhere, not just in Ferguson
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National GOP to its VA brethren: Hey, guys? You know, we've got this big national thingy happening in November, maybe you heard of it, and we were wondering if you could maybe sorta tone down the derp until then. What do you say? VA GOP: NEVER
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(46)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago is on the cusp of an Emanuel Lewis mayoral race. *Oh please let this happen*
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(47)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A few powerful corporate conglomerates? ☑ Climate Change? ☑ Wide, interconnected global trade? ☑ Millions of unhappy displaced people? ☑ Coral, prepare yourself for the next global Dark zombie Age
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Tue August 19, 2014
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
After selling 10 million PS4 consoles since its launch nine months ago, even Sony's top games executive isn't sure who's buying them or why: "We are so happy. But I for one am a bit nervous because we do not completely understand what's happening"
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(171)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Vanderbilt University has the happiest students in the country. Apparently it doesn't hurt to have the campus within easy access to all the bars in Nashville
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 49th birthday to the wife of the legend who taught an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. Here she is explaining how that great hero named Kevin Bacon first asked her out
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Scott's campaign decides that an ad where he gets the endorsement of a convicted human trafficker may send the wrong message. *sigh* This never would've happened with his father, Randolph Scott. ♫Raaaandooolph Scooooott♫
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
"In any case, neither the employee nor the store owner called law enforcement-something that would surely happen if Brown committed a "strong-arm robbery."- Video that may show Michael Brown paid for the Cigarillos
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Sun August 17, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Schatz happens
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(16)
 
(Patch)
 
 
 
Can there be a happier day than the day you save a baby's life? This one might be
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(12)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Two controversial calls happen on the same play, challenge ensues. Since it's the Red Sox, you can guess the outcome
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(26)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Happy 35th birthday. You're fired. All of you
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(21)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Couple look forward to a long and happy marriage after husband gets court order to make his wife take down their honeymoon photos from Facebook
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(35)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 24th brithday to Jennifer Lawrence, who graduated 2 years early from high school with a 3.9 GPA, has acted in 18 films, won 4 Critics' Choice Movie Awards, 2 SAG Awards, a Golden Globe, a BAFTA Award and an Oscar, and looks good blue and naked
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swiss train crashes into ravine, seriously injuring five. On the positive side, it all happened precisely on schedule
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A good citizen will help the police track down and apprehend violent criminals, even if they happen to be that criminal
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(15)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists studying unhappiness start with 'career disappointment' first, move on to 'rejection' and end up with 'how your mom feels about you still living in her basement'
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(28)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
If you watched baseball on ESPN in the late 1990s, you heard about Tom Emanski's back-to-back-to-back national titles and series of instructional videos. Whatever happend to that guy?
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(31)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought Steve King (R-eally farking stupid) couldn't find a way to inject MORE hate into what's happening in Ferguson, he stepped up to prove you wrong
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Mesa, Arizona named the most conservative city in the U.S., narrowly edging out whatever city Rush Limbaugh happened to be in
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(99)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Atlantic looks at what would happen if someone in America contracted Ebola and didn't know about it, failing to realize Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo covered this in Outbreak
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(45)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
One of the great Robin Williams clips from a USO show, a show that happened to be going on at 5pm. If you were in the military you know what happened next. The Huffington Post however has not a clue
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
I feel happy that Michael Bay is passing on the baton for 'Transformers 5' but I also feel sad that there's going to be a 'Transformers 5'
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Mon August 11, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
Here is some BS about how to be happier. Or whatever. I'm too angry to read it right now
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(52)
 
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Think Penguins are small, cute, cuddly creatures? Well thousands of years ago, 7-foot tall 250 pounders roamed the Antarctic. Try Happy Feet on THAT one
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Sun August 10, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Amidst all the random speculation and armchair "experts" on the Interwebs, Slate's John Swansburg hits the proper note, asking the right questions about what happened and who was ultimately responsible for the tragic death of Kevin Ward Jr
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 67th birthday to Ian Anderson, front man for the Grammy Award winning Hard Rock/Metal band Jethro Tull. Here's a rocking live rendition of the classic Aqualung
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to Rosanna Arquette, who is NOT the subject of the Toto song and hates when being asked if she is, but no one cares because the much hotter Cynthia Rhodes stars in the video. BONUS: Patrick Swayze is the dancer in the red jacket
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pessimists are happier when things go well. There's no way this is getting greened
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(29)
 
(WUSA9)
 
 
 
TV News Crew tries out the new App that tells you where the "Sketchy" neighborhoods in DC are. What do you think happened to the crew when they got to said "Sketchy" neighborhood?
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Sat August 09, 2014
(Parade Magazine)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday, Smokey Bear. Hey, did you ever notice that he and Sam Elliott are never in the same room?
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman at yoga studio spots her husband going into the happy ending massage parlor across the street. Hilarity ensues
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(64)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
One of the burglary suspects appears to be very confused about what is happening to him
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(12)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til you enter a doughnut eating contest at an anti-crime event packed with police who happen to recognize you as being wanted for felony break-ins
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(15)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you wear a glove made out of bullet ants. As a bonus, here's what idiots look like
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(16)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
MOVIE PRODUCER: "I've got it--a heist movie, where the heroes dress up as Indian chiefs with headdresses to steal twenty tons of copper." WRITER: "That's the stupidest idea I've heard, no one's going to believe that could happen"
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(34)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never set your expectations too high
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(90)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when an elephant gets an itch and your car is the most convenient thing to scratch it on
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(44)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And what happened in Tuesday night's GOP primaries? It's all here including the President's cousin who compared Obama to Hitler losing his Kansas GOP primary and other assorted crazies
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(65)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Short List)
 
 
 
David Brent The Movie is happening in 2015 - expect Steve Carell's Michael Scott movie reply sometime in 2017
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9/11 conspiracy nutjobs are still demanding to know what happened to all the gold that was supposedly in the World Trade Centers
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(60)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Ever wonder what happens if a Jeopardy tournament ends in a tie?
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(31)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
By Grabthar's Hammer, "Galaxy Quest II" might actually happen
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(118)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Here's what will happen when California runs out of water, like the mystics and statistics say it will
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(315)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
When a third party enters a market that used to have just two "competitors," remarkable things happen
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(70)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The closer a country finds itself to the genetic makeup of Denmark, the happier that country is likely to be. After all, who isn't content after starting the day with a little Danish?
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(31)
 
(Rappler)
 
 
 
Spain to crack down on Magaluf, coastal resort famed for sex and booze crawls that lure downmarket tourists from UK and Ireland. "This has always happened, it happens now with these kids and it happened with their parents when they came in their day"
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's not news when two boxers get into a fight with one another, but it is when it happens at an Italian restaurant over a plate of spaghetti
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(50)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Remember that three-story "she cave" closet house? Turns out on the same night the owner happened to forget to arm the security system and even lock the door, burglars arrived and spent 40 minutes stealing $800K - $1M worth of stuff
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(123)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Florence Henderson wants to guest star on Law & Order: SVU. Maybe we'll finally learn what happened to Alice
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(36)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
This broadcast booth is just waiting for you to photoshop something happening
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate takes his son to the zoo and records it for memories as he lets him climb over a safety barrier to pet a tiger. Since this is Fark you know what happened next
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(174)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Someone has taken out all of the jokes from classic sitcoms because the world is far too happy right now
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(64)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Argentina defaults on its debt for the second time, here's what's likely to happen
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(47)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Given the state's terrible economy, failing schools, looming budget deficits, Kansas Democrats think they have hit upon a winning message to re-take the Governor mansion this fall: "We TOLD you this was gonna happen"
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(211)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
"Hey General, is that a 3D printed warhead in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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(15)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying Tara Reid is dumb, but she does believe a sharknado could happen in real life. "Like, I don't think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornados. There could be a sharknado"
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(76)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Q: What happens when a beer snob is forced to drink fruit beer? A: He discovers he's not as much of a beer snob as he thought. Not as much of a man, either
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For you soccer fans: a nifty breakdown of a near-perfect setpiece goal by Luke Mulholland of RSL; for you non-soccer fans, oh look, something almost interesting nearly happened in a soccer game
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 61st birthday to Canada's greatest musician and member of Canada's greatest band, Rush's Geddy Lee. The man can still rock, but at his age, he's still getting duped by salesmen. SALESMEN
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(45)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when One Direction's Zayn Malik Tweets #FreePalestine? Well, we learn that there are lots of losers out there reading One Direction's Zayn Malik's Tweets, for one thing
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(179)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
British police to start confiscating drivers' cell phones after all car accidents, no matter how minor, to check whether either one was on their phone when the accident happened
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(69)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(KOLO TV Reno)
 
 
 
Think baseball is boring? You're right, but if this happened more often it wouldn't be
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(34)
 
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Lack of sleep may lead to increase in risk of false memories, though subby swears the jello-wrestling bout with Scarlett Johansson and Olivia Wilde really happened, pinkie swear
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(56)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Coming soon to your dim in-laws' facebook walls-- this totally not fake video of a homeless arm-wrestling contest. You'll never believe what completely unscripted and not artificially viral thing happens next
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(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
R.E.M.'s "Out of Time" is the most politically significant album in US history, but only because of its packaging and not because of the Cold War satire Shiny Happy People
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(67)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog can't handle the happiness at reuniting with a loved one who has been away for two years, passes out (warning, VERY loud whining at beginning of video)
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(21)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets pulled over. News: And calls 911 to report a fake murder happening nearby to try and get out of getting a citation. Fark: Which upgrades a $209 speeding fine to a third-degree felony charge
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(31)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana nets 6 of 10 "Happiest U.S. Cities." Suck it, Libs
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(95)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Amateur video: The best thing to happen to the GOP's minority outreach efforts since, well, ever
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(94)
 
(Future Structure)
 
 
 
In this episode of Things That Are Totally Doable But Will Never Happen: Citywide personal rapid transit maglev pods
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(23)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In celebration of Detroit's birthday Farkers Ticker and Entropy put together this little video and it's pretty damn good. Happy 313th. Keep on keepin on
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(31)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
"You Dutch? You want to know what happened to the plane? I tell you. It fell out of the sky. Just like that shiat happens"
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(61)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Motorcyclist gives an interview about avoiding crashes. Do we need to explain what happens next?
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(19)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Picture your favorite object in the Universe: an asteroid, planet, star, white dwarf, neutron star or black hole. What happens if you merge it with itself? Here are ALL the answers
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(17)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Gunman barricades himself in adult novelty store. Hopefully this story has a happy ending
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(54)
 
(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
Happy 78th birthday, Tom Robbins. Here are 41 quotes proving you know everything about love and life
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(72)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
He's a 90 year old sex advice columnist. Come for the sarcasm. Leave after a happy ending
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(25)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans pause their complete distaste of everything Obama to confirm one of his appointments. Republicans CAN put aside partisan politics when really bad things happen
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(60)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott approves natural gas pipeline to be built by company he just happens to own stock in
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(99)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
A roundup of the more insane conspiracy theories that people believe happened with the Malaysian Airlines "crash" in Ukraine
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(178)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Just in time for Lucy, here are eleven other movies that tried to show what happens when someone uses 100% of their brain
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(80)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 25th anniversary to UHF. We still don't need no stinking badgers
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(58)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when you have a city fill of Millennial halfwits willing to pay $2,000 a month to rent an apartment the size of a shoe closet? Articles like this, mainly
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(186)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Atlantic City, New Jersey is on the downward trend, but here is what it is doing to keep its reputation as a top casino resort town. Wanna bet it will happen?
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(57)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when Slate goes full First World Problems? You get someone wondering why she and her friends don't put pictures of their nannies on Facebook
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(104)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Five police officers opened fire on a driver who tried to run down a bicyclist that just happened to be a police officer
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(74)
 
(Newcastle Evening Chronicle)
 
 
 
Soccer supporters look to raise £100 in memory of two rival football fans who died aboard flight MH17 while going to watch their team. Then the internet happens (Tag's for those who've proven what soccer fans can do when they put rivalries aside)
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(20)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guess what happened when Rhode Island accidentally legalized prostitution (and kept street walking and pimping illegal). Go on, guess
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(144)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Astronauts on the ISS wish John Glenn a happy birthday as only astronauts can
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(22)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Latest Snowden bombshell; Guess what happens when you have a room full of 20 somethings looking into everyone's personal data and they come across your secret nude or sex pics?
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(152)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when 38 white dudes from Kentucky try to do an a capella rendition of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"? It doesn't suck quite as much as one might expect
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(22)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods happy with his 69
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(15)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
What happens when you blast a diamond with lasers, compressing it as much as if you had dropped a large planet on it? Subby is betting she calls off the wedding
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(28)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Arena Football League stalwart franchise Orlando Predators forgot to renew OrlandoPredators.com. The obvious happened, and visitors now see Orlando predators
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(21)
 
(Phuket Gazette)
 
 
 
The best photo of "Happy Chinese tourists" pointing a finger at an apprehended "unemployed bag snatcher" that you will see today...or ever
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(21)
 
(MPR News)
 
 
 
What happens if you don't pay your garbage bill? You get a refund...on your lawn
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(58)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
This is what happens when men get pregnant
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(71)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Tired of bullshiat, sparkling vampires that are excuses for showing softcore, and fueling teen angst? Prepare to be happy with Guillermo del Toro's latest TV series
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(91)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Is North Korea's trigger-happy, rocket-launching hand twitchy because China's top leader is visiting South Korea?
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
ATTENTION: This announcement is to inform all citizens of the internet that the Harlem Shake is officially over. So it's only fitting that the last one you will ever see happens to be the best
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(39)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Penal institution graduates pushing to have the question "Have you ever been convicted of a crime?" dropped from job applications because they fear it immediately blacklists them. No word what will happen when they learn of background checks
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(154)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"If print media dies, what will happen to the crossword puzzle?" asks columnist who has never heard of digital crosswords
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(89)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Target security spots repeat shoplifter on video -- is the security guard fired for A) chasing down the thief and tackling him, B) grabbing the man's arm, or C) reporting it to the police? Hint: thief happens to be a cop
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(225)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 71st birthday to Fleetwood Mac's Christine McVie, who has the distinction of giving the band its first top twenty single, 1975's "Over My Head"
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(32)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Dear Ms. Phillips, Happy belated 98th birthday and thanks for being our tenant for 50 years. Please vacate the property in 30 days. Best wishes, The Management
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(99)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Is that a rocket on your launch pad or are you just happy to see me?
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(7)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Slave gets his right hand chopped off with an axe as punishment for trying to escape. No, this isn't a repeat from the 1840s but happening right now in the world's largest democracy
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(186)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Drought now covers more than 35 percent of the United States as global warming continues not to happen
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(72)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Cloud that looks like giant penis forms over highway. "My reaction was that it must be God - that couldn't happen by accident" (pics)
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(65)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Regardless of what happens on Sunday, the real winners of the World Cup have been the women of Brazil, who have had their pick of hot guys from across the globe for the past month
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"WARNING: Inhaler may become flying projectile if dropped into fire and may become lodged between your liver and diaphragm. You may feel a burning sensation and need to seek medical attention." Yes, it happened and yes, they want a warning label
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(54)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Star Trek's five-year mission to cover what happened between The Motion Picture and Wrath of Khan. Even diehard Trekkies never knew this existed
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(35)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's the first thing you think of as a favorite food from growing up? Special treats or meals that you look back fondly on... it's nostalgia time. Show us your happy food memories
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(299)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bicycle Face. Don't let it happen to you
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(24)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Coed)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a clerk accidentally tacks on the authorization code to your credit card charge?
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Buzz Aldrin backs #Apollo45 Twitter campaign to commemorate the moon landing. No word on what happened to Apollo 19 through 44
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(78)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Guess what happened to the author of "How to Survive the Running of the Bulls"?
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(48)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Man complains his summer house in Romania was stolen piece by piece and gradually replaced with a cornfield, which is what happens in Romania if you just leave houses lying around in the open
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(18)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The shocking thing about the financial collapse is not that Wall Street excesses pushed us into the worst economy crisis since the Depression. It's that most of the aftermath happened while a Democrat was in the White House
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(43)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Could it be that the romantic comedy is dead-and that I didn't notice until it was too late? How in the name of Meg Ryan did this happen?"
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(78)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides he wants to divorce his wife. News: After her ex-lover gave him a memory stick with intimate pictures of her with her ex. Fark: And this all happened on their wedding night
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(95)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Finnish couple wins 19th World Wife Carrying Championships. Husband happy to finally get her off his back
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(4)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kids raised by same-sex couples are healthier and happier than kids raised by heterosexual couples or single parents
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(218)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bill Haley born this day in 1925. Even he couldn't predict the happy days ahead
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(5)
 
(Alan Colmes' Liberaland)
 
 
 
What happens when Teabagger Extraordinaire Victoria Jackson encounters a satirical article about President Obama celebrating the Fourth of July at a mosque? ARM THE DERPEDOES
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(124)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Happy 79th birthday to the Dalai Lama, or as it would be said in his native tongue, "Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga"
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(64)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pootie-Poot calls Obama to wish America a Happy Birthday. And wonder if they can be, like, friends again, because he really missed the WH cookout with Joe manning the grill and beering him
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(28)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Steve Miller's Livin in the USA is still relevant. Happy 4th
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(15)
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday America, tonight we swap fireworks in the sky for fireworks on the track, the Firecracker 250 presented by Subway at Daytona International Speedway Coverage at 7:30pm on ESPN2
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(222)
 
(Charleston City Paper)
 
 
 
50 writers & editors select 23 of "America's Worst Politicians" - all the sex, drugs, and corruption you would expect from our elected leaders. Happy 4th
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(69)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tanned, rested and ready: Romney 2016. Let's make this happen, everyone. Everyone? Hey, where did everyone go?
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(146)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This is what happens on the 4th of July when your social media manager was born after 1986
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(155)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Binary star system may hold Frozen world. See what happens when you don't tell the hero it's your sister all along?
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(5)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scholar alleges Declaration of Independence has punctuation error that causes routine but serious misunderstanding of document. If you thought Jefferson simply wrote all men have right to life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness, you're wrong. Period
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(113)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
How to keep your dog happy during 4th of July when fireworks go off. Your dog wants you to apply the science that comes here
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(66)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Happy 35th birthday to the Sony Walkman
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(44)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
WWE Diva Emma arrested for shoplifting an iPad case. What ever happened to the good old days when wrestlers like Ken Patera were arrested for throwing a boulder through a McDonald's window? Damn kids today
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(67)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Happy 10th anniversary, Cassini. You don't look a sol over a third of a Cronian year old
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(22)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day you crazy, Canuckistani Farkers. For those of you who have no idea what a Canada Day is, here's a handy primer from Mental Floss
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(75)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
These minimalist baseball stadium prints are the most exciting thing to happen to the sport since Moneyball
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(17)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
It would be a real shame if something happened to the State Department employees investigating Blackwater
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(125)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bad: Seattle manager getting in the way of his catcher trying for a foul ball in the dugout. Worse: What happens on the next pitch
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(20)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Concept art for Ron Howard's adaptation of Stephen King's "Dark Tower" makes you wonder what sort of studio Crimson King keeps it from happening
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(46)
 
(India.com)
 
 
 
Happy 88th birthday to the man who can still jump the queen
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(41)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
You know all those e-mail fwds and movies like "God's Not Dead" where a religious student owns a university professor? This is what happens when someone tries it in real life
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(65)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Science finally answers the question, "What happens when you play music through a squid?"
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(19)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Happy 40th birthday to the Universal Product Code. You don't look a day over 0 0204 9273 4
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(18)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight habits of happy people. 'Avoiding Fark's Politics Tab like the plague' surprisingly absent
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(3)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Man with enormous sack really not happy about it
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(92)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Relationship expert who has been happily married 25 years offers advice to make long-term relationships work, and it's slightly more constructive than your strategy of 'marry someone you hate and buy them a house'
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three new t-shirts are being released to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Tales From The Crypt, even though that actually happened in 1975
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(10)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 49th to Fark's favorite director. Here's hoping you can turn that Schindler's List franchise around
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(12)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Emails Show Feds Asking Florida Cops to Deceive Judges." Well, color me shocked, SHOCKED, that such a thing could happen in such a fine state
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(94)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Is that 172 baggies of heroin in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me? (w/ milf mugshot goodness)
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(23)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Grumpy, angry, negative people are more efficient at their jobs than happy people because they don't care about your ugly children or planning the next office party
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(148)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Going to church regularly found not to make you happier at work, although it does give you something to talk about with the godless heathens in the elevator or break room
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(25)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Experts say the Church of Scientology and the City of Clearwater should learn to live together happily, like proper clear thetans
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Anti-gay rally happening on National Mall RIGHT NOW, Conservatives estimate turnout in the 3-6 million range. Uh, no wait. 3-6 thousand. Uh, hundred? OK, OK dozen
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(222)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What happens when you hit a ball back into the pitching machine? Let's ask Matt Joyce
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"On one hand, I felt happy because when your daughter becomes god, having a god in the home is a delightful thing"
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(86)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Utah Daily Herald Extra)
 
 
 
If you thought that taking an alcohol induced nap at the drive-thru only happens at McDonald's, well apparently DUI doesn't discriminate when it comes to fast food
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(17)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Has the United States become a soccer nation? You bet it has, and here is how it happened
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(152)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hey, remember George Zimmerman, the trigger-happy, racist neighborhood watch captain that shot and killed an African American kid who was eating Skittles and wearing a hoodie? Well, today is the first day of his trial against NBC
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(518)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aaliyah's family is trying to block Lifetime's upcoming film about the dead singer. Maybe they could get Donnie Iris to do the score and that would make everyone happy
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(58)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fitness instructor's $8,000 over-sized breasts explode. It happens sometimes. Boobies just blow up. Natural causes (Not safe for work photo of aftermath)
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck admits that liberals were right about something. No, this has nothing to do with something happening back in 1994
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(52)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What would happen if the earth suddenly stopped spinning? Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria, right?
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(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Boy in special-needs school points rolled-up paper "gun" at classmates. You can guess what happens next
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(86)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Juvenile idiot of the year candidate decides to hold a lighter under a .22 caliber bullet just to see what would happen
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(98)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I believe that the current limits on press freedom and excessive government secrecy make it impossible for Americans to grasp fully what is happening in the wars we finance..." - Chelsea Manning
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(102)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
What happens when the LAPD decides to fly a camera-mounted drone over crazed LA Kings fans after their Stanley Cup victory? Pretty much what you would expect
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(47)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
If Baghdad falls, today's gas prices will "look like a bargain in a couple weeks". Happy vacation season, everyone
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(261)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem is still alive, but his family is arguing over what will happen to his corpse
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(17)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Own a 2010-2014 Camaro? GM would like you to know it has an ignition issue, it happens to be the same issue of the other GM ignition system, however, it is in no way related to the earlier issue, but they recalling it because safety 1st
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(22)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
89 inmates escape from Ford open prison in Sussex, England; an incident that would never have happened if they'd been kept in Chevy prison
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(54)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th and a full moon, the last time this will happen until 2049. Here comes the superstitious math
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(46)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 475: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 9". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(73)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
Over the past decade Morrissey has canceled 96 concerts. Finally, there's a petition to make sure it won't happen again
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(54)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 81st birthday Gene Wilder
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(65)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Stephen King reveals that nobody who worked on the first season of CBS's "Under the Dome" planned on it being renewed. "I said, "What's going to happen? ... He said, "I have no f***ing idea"
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(75)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Parents: Our daughter has been randomly tested for drugs five different times in three years and it always comes up negative, so we're not letting it happen again. School: Fine. We're kicking your daughter out of Honor Society
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(189)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Yarn bomber hits Edinburgh, adorning controversial streetcar stops in fuzzy, unhappy blankets (pic)
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(17)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
What happens when you apply for an immigration visa for your daughter to enter the U.S. the correct way? She waits on line for 21 years only to get turned away for being too old
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(143)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Singapore consulate tells its citizens it will not get involved in cases such as them being unhappy with sexual services received from overseas prostitutes, racially-motivated buckets of fried chicken or to translate phrases for new tattoos
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(21)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless it's during a layover at the Vegas airport. Then it gets turned into a music video
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(16)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Pope prays for peace in the Mideast. Subby's praying for a three-way with Christina Hendricks and 1980's Teri Garr while wearing a chicken costume. Let's see which one happens first
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(77)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bet this guy has the happiest servers EVER - the solution to tipping?
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(151)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til cops catch you at a gas station after you burglarized a home and you just happen to be wearing the items you stole. Bonus: Was also wearing a stolen woman's swimsuit under his clothes
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the great Les Paul - guitar inventor, innovator, overdubber, looper. Here's a jaw dropping TV clip from 1953
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(38)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
"We're very happy to have collaborated again with NASA's experts to celebrate the two year anniversary of Angry Birds Space"
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whatever happened to OJ's White Bronco?", asked no one, ever. But here's the answer anyway
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(37)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"That's when the light bulb went off - maybe I could buy a family." She went home with a brooding male mannequin she named Chauncey, and ginger-pigtailed Mary Margaret (with pictures of the happy family)
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(73)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Helena's baby bump begining to show? Will Vic get over being molested by an elf? Is it truly a happy reunion for Rachel and Ethan Duncan and how did Dr. Leekie know a maenad, all on tonight's even numbered episode of 'Orphan Black'
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(45)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"What happens if I ignore my student loans?" For one thing, better get used to being bitten by federal dogs as you run for through some swamp at night when the feds come to collect. Pro tip: Urine is sterile and can be used to treat puncture wounds
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(109)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Son follows through on childhood promise he made when 8, gives his dad a '57 Chevy on his 57th birthday. Happy dusty Father's Day
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the ultra cool Dean Martin - Tonight with his special guests Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Johnny Carson, all performing live with the Count Basie Band. Required viewing for all of today's entertainers
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(9)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, what happens when the ground crew improperly secures a $130 million aircraft? Let's ask Ryanair
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(42)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man shot when neighbors catch him peeing in their yard. Wait, it was the guy who was peeing who shot the neighbors complaining about him peeing in their yard? Oh, this happened in Florida, never mind
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(38)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Man dies after shooting himself in leg while driving. This would have never happened if the other thigh would have been armed
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(71)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can anyone explain exactly what happened here
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi sheriff would like you to know that it's completely legal to be "locked in" a courthouse with a bunch of uncounted votes when you happen to work for one of the campaigns
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(92)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Samui Times)
 
 
 
Flushed with success after their recent coup, Thai military junta to "return happiness" to society via road cleaning, army-band concerts, and free haircuts and desserts for all
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(26)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
Team Obama: Holy shiat What just happened?
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(478)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Politicians scurry to delete tweets expressing happiness at the return of an American soldier held captive by the Taliban
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(266)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hungarian Prime Minister wants to know if this whole "annexing parts of Ukraine that just happen to have enclaves of people who speak your language" is a private Russain party or can anyone play?
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(67)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Broncos Super Bowl Championship T-Shirts headed to Africa. Young boy in seen happily dancing in streets in anticipation of Friday's delivery
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Big Tobacco looked into selling marijuana in the 1960s. Why didn't it happen? Blame Nixon
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(26)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama: Look, we talked to Congress about doing prisoner swaps to get our boys back and get rid of our Gitmo prisoners. Ya know what happened? They did nothing and we had a closing window. Why does Congress hate American soldiers?
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(210)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(CBS 3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Police slobbered with kisses after rescuing woman's dog from under the car. The dog was happy, too
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So what happens now to those 1300 Atari E.T. games dug up in the New Mexico desert? THEY BELONG IN A MUSEUM (and that's where a lot of them are going)
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(47)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens inside a dishwasher? A guy with a GoPro camera just found out for you (video)
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(77)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 40th birthday to Alanis Morissette
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(48)
 
(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
One year ago, The Chicago Sun-Times fired 28 staff photographers and told the reporters to take pictures with their iPhones. Let's see what happened to those photographers. Next please let's compare the past year's photos with the shots taken by pros
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(101)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dear John Bonham, Happy Birthday. With a whole lotta love, Your fans
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(30)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you wake up regularly and think "Sure, I want a Twinkie for breakfast but I'll be good and eat this yogurt", you'll be very happy with the quality newsiness of this fine article
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
113-year-old cougar marries 70-year-old toyboy, admits her parents aren't happy about it
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(23)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Hawks-Kings Game 6 from LA, If you missed the last one you should make time for this game, and if you can, check out the CBC feed for what could be Bob Cole's last call. "Everything is happening" at 9 eastern "OH BABY... Oh baby for sure"
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(660)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Open-source encryption darling TrueCrypt has mysteriously gone out of development. Speculation on what happened to the right
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(140)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens if you crack open an egg underwater? The result is cooler than you might think
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(35)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In Best Korea, it's so happy being a totalitarian dictator for life that sometimes you have to channel Pharrell Williams when you're stylin'
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(54)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Remember when nobody knew what would happen to their computers in the new millennium? It's sort of the same, nobody knows what will happen to Robert De Niro once he works with Robert Pattinson
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(32)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Six patients suffering from one of the world's most deadly contagious diseases have been "rescued" from a hospital by their relatives. What's the worst that could happen, right?
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(77)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
LGBT group demands apology for Utah Governor's "hate speech". This never would've happened with Randolph Scott ( ♫Raaaaaandoooolph Scooooott♫ )
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(72)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(The Onion)
 
 
 
'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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(417)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to the woman who took Fleetwood Mac from backroom blues bars to arenas around the world, the amazing Stevie Nicks. Here's the singer from her 2011 Chicago concert with a rollicking rendition of Stand Back
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(40)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pop quiz: A man jumps off a 100 foot cliff into a body of water 17 feet deep. What happens next?
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(98)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Best friends Mr G, the goat, and Jellybean, a donkey, separated after officers seize animals from squalid home, take them to separate animal sanctuaries. Mr G get depressed, stops eating, missing his friend, Jellybean. Then, something amazing happens
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(35)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
When 70 years old you reach, look as good you will not. Happy birthday to Frank Oz
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Incontinence frequent malady of female runners. "Maybe the reason there aren't so many videos showing runners voiding their bladders is because it's harder to see urine on TV. But I'm sure it happens more than is acknowledged"
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(28)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 73rd birthday to one of music's most legendary singer/songwriters, the incredibly talented Bob Dylan. From his 30th Anniversary Tribute Concert in 1992, here's Dylan joined by several friends for an awesome rendition of My Back Pages
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(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
James McAvoy is ready to bring the pain should X-Men vs The Avengers ever happen
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(64)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
With the statute of limitations long past, man who bombed the Trans-Alaska Pipeline in 1978 brags about it. Feds happily point out that, although they can't put him in prison for the bombing, they can still charge him with lying to investigators
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(39)
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop McDonald's new Happy Meal mascot
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(29)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Artist illustrates what happens when somebody we don't know approaches us
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Restaurant puts up "No Concealed Firearms Allowed" sign in front window. Guess what happens next?
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(424)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
What happens when you are disorderly on the train? They kick you off in the middle of goddamn nowhere of course
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(87)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On May 20, 1899, the first speeding arrest happened - for traveling at 12mph
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(60)
 

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