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328 headlines found matching 'HAPP'
Sat July 30, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
"If what's happening in Pittsburgh was happening in New England, there would be multiple league investigations. But because the Steelers are so liked by the media and league, they get a pass"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
All the Royal Navy's 45 destroyers are in port so the crews can enjoy the summer with their families. The same thing happens every Christmas: "They spend so much time away and this is about harmony time - getting the work-life balance right"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 80th birthday to blues god Buddy Guy...here's "Champagne & Reefer" with Buddy's backing group, the Rolling Stones. Bonus: a lovely parting gift from Mr. Richards
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Video that proves the most psychedelic thing that happens after you swallow a pill is the digestion process in your stomach
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Fri July 29, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Happy SysAdmin Day Thanks to you Farkers who keep the world running (except when you spill beer on the servers). LGT list of things to do today
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Elites, beware: What happened with Brexit is likely going to happen with Trump unless journalists can learn to communicate with the primitive, racist, and stupid people who support him. In other words, All Hail President Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After 9/11, Col Rob Maness always wondered what happened to the man burned beyond recognition who needed him to hold his leaky IV line and pray for his survival. A chance encounter at the RNC in a dusty room confirmed LTC Brian Bidwell survived
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Comcast execs are proud and happy to report that they lost 4,000 TV subscribers in the 2Q
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it looks like the intel community and military isn't happy about Trump requesting Russian cyber attacks on the US
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists made 4 clones of Dolly the sheep - and here's what happened to them all. Meet Debbie, Denise, Dianna, and Daisy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What Donald Trump meant to say -- according to his attorneys -- was that if the Russians happen to have Hillary's missing emails, then they should give them to the FBI to aid with their investigation
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Man gets double hand job. No happy ending, though
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 71st Birthday to Dame Helen Mirren, Fark's favorite GILF. Here she in her Oscar performance as Queen Elizabeth in "The Queen." You all have the Not safe for work stuff bookmarked already
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Mon July 25, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"We're a quiet village where not much happens." said Councillor Preedy after a man is murdered and others are seriously injured at a swingers' party
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Sun July 24, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you fall asleep at a cricket match. This must happen a zillion times per cricketing googlie or whatever, but this one was apparently epic (pics, video)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Argentinean president Cristina Fernandez denies corruption allegations against her and says one of her top aides trying to hide millions of dollars in gold and jewels at a convent is a routine thing that happens in all governments
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
"What would happen if the moon disappeared tomorrow?" I dunno...less howling?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It took a lot of navies to try and sink the Royal Navy throughout the centuries but it took Facebook one good kick in the nannypants to make it happen
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aberdeen resident gets surprise million pounds of curry: "I looked at the receipt and then he looked at it and he just said 'oh my god what's happened, what have you done my friend?"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you happen to know the whereabouts of a missing giant rubber ducky, authorities in Clinton, New Jersey would really love to hear from you
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For AC Milan, a much-discussed Chinese takeover can not happen quickly enough. Especially before they find out Pirlo, Kaka, and Inzaghi have been replaced with Poli, Suso and Abate
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy birthday, Danny Glover: getting too old for this shiat for 70 years now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When a 95-year-old former soldier died with no living relatives to attend his funeral, a care home worker decided something had to happen next
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Republicans may not think Laura Ingraham was giving a Nazi salute, but white supremacists sure are pretty happy about it
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So there you are, peacefully playing your flute on your paddleboard in Half Moon Bay. What could possibly happen?
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
142 lost recordings from 1951 by country legend Hank Williams unearthed, exhibiting work of happy, loose, bantering, utterly charming singer, not the "nonsense" idea of a lonely drugged-out alcoholic Hank
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(NUVO News)
 
 
 
7/20 New Comics Previews: You're Snot Gonna Believe What's Happening In Comics This Week
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel is returning to the XXX franchise and the trailer features him skiing through a forest and riding a motorcycle over ocean waves. And no, I am not tripping on acid, this stuff actually happened
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(Time)
 
 
 
New study shows that the latest group that can be defined as overwhelmingly anti-Trump happens to be Harry Potter readers, who liken Donald Trump to Bellatrix Lestrange, the crazed Death Eater who only wanted to sow death and destruction
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Chachi's comments at the Republican convention killed Happy Days creator Garry Marshall
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It happens, honestly. For years people have been posting on Fark. Sometimes similar things are posted by people
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK begins long legal process of figuring out what a Brexit actually is and who precisely has the legal authority to make it happen, with no decision expected until 2017
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
The Chinese still won't buy salmon from Norway, but they are happy to take the Opera web browser for $600 million
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
MMA fighter serious injured in match. Oh how bad can it be? Let's just look at the pictures and... Jesus Christ, what happened to his forehead?
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Axe rampage on German train leaves 21 injured, 1 shot. This never happens with Old Spice. UPDATE: Casualties now reported as 3 seriously injured, 1 slightly injured, 14 suffering from shock. Perp shot and killed by police
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
For those born well after Happy Days: a primer on who Scott Baio is, when Peak Baio was, and why it's important he's speaking for Trump
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In spite of what happened when you went out to dinner this weekend, there is not much evidence that stupid people are having the most kids
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Chris Christie not happy to be not VP. In fact he was livid. Looking forward to Chris Christie's new tell-all Trump book. "A Fat Lot of Good it Did for Me to Kiss Trump's Ass", coming out next week. Publishing industry is quick these days
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Sun July 17, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia Eagles will do anything to keep Sam Bradford happy, including benching Carson Wentz for the season
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That story Trump tells from "the Art of the Comeback" about when he was on the verge of bankruptcy in the 1990s and he used his brilliant negotiating skills to make his creditors his biatch? You'll be shocked to learn it didn't happen quite that way
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(Some Quagmire)
 
 
 
'I have slept with 5000 men' says Nairobi, Kenya's oldest prostitute. She also happens to never miss church
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Sat July 16, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
So we've built LED lightbulbs that can last 100 years. What happens to the LED industry in 10 years when every home comes equipped with a lifetime supply? The incandescent bulb industry had a solution for that, but you're not going to like it
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Citizens Voice)
 
 
 
"I think we found the problem with your car, this big boa happened to be there"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican experts expect the RNC Cleveland Convention to be a violent, slap-happy shiatstorm of utter f*ckery
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chris Christie appointee tied to travel/transit related corruption. This is not a repeat of the last six times this has happened
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Ever witness a disaster waiting to happen that was averted with basic food safety considerations? Share your stories and how best to keep your cooking environments/meals safe
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Man with AK-47 goes to Waffle House to do one of the only two things that happen at Waffle House
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Wed July 13, 2016
(USA Network)
 
 
 
Is Tyrell Wellick alive? What happened in the three days after the hack? Is it just farking with us? Mr. Robot Season 2 premiere tonight at 10 PM on USA Network HEADLINE PWNED BY FSOCIETY
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Hillary: If Trump wins he'll use the IRS to go after his political enemies. Which has never happened before. Ever. Srsly
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ravens center changes his wedding plans so one more member of his family can attend. Fark: His pit bull, who also happened to be a member of the wedding party
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nursing home hosts internet dating service, happy hours, lemon parties
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Will he endorse? Well, yeah, he's most likely going to endorse... But what if he doesn't? What if SHE endorses HIM? It could happen... Anyway, watch it live at 12pm EST
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(Twitter)
 
Weeners
 
This cloud is happy to see you
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Leader of the New Black Panther Party argues for a Black "country within a country" across multiple southern states. It's not like the last time the country was split into the North and South anything bad happened
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Mon July 11, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bakersfield California longs to be great again. Subby also longs to be in his 20s and 50lbs lighter but that ain't happening
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl's assignment to research 'notorious crimes in her hometown' leads to interesting results. For example, she discovered the identity of the infamous Soham Killer and in the process she found out what ever happened to her dear old dad
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit-backing politician decides she'd rather not be the one to actually have to make Brexit happen. This is not a repeat from last week, or the week before that
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
So I just look at my bank account and saw a $222 credit from my Dr.'s office that I wasn't expecting. What cool thing has happened to you today?
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Sat July 09, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey if you happen to win that Mega Millions jackpot, it might actually end up being Mini Millions in the end
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy family portrait
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
"I just wanted a steak and cheese melt. I really wanted one, I wanted one so bad, and look what happened." Woman who filmed sleeping Subway staff left heartbroken after he calls police on her
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Dallas sniper attended a "self-defense and personal protection gym" in Fort Worth that happily trains civilians to conduct urban warfare
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Make three outrageous predictions about things that will happen in the world in the next three years
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Because someone still needs to fix your squeezebox, there's still this guy in Manhattan that can make it happen. Protip: He goes by such nicknames of 'the Sultan of Squeezeboxes', 'the Master of Music Row' and the 'Horse-shiatter'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A world with trillionaires is inevitable. Here's how it'll happen
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Wed July 06, 2016
(3ders)
 
 
 
New Rule: every scientist and engineer needs to take a class called "what's the worst that could happen?" where they watch dystopian sci-fi movies. BAE creates a 3d printer that chemically "grows" military drones in an artificial womb for killer robots
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uber passenger pro-tip: What happens in an Uber does not necessarily stay in an Uber
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nice aerial view of what happens when your fireworks mortar tube tips over. Sorry, neighbors
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One-third of all Africa's installed power generation belongs to China, and not everyone is happy about that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nate Silver is happy to be wrong because he has learned from his mistake. That being said, Trump is going to get his arse handed to him in November
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(National Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Happy National Bikini Day everyone. Let the festivities commence... to the right
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Tynwald day, on which the Manx celebrate the 1013th anniversary of the world's oldest continuous parliament. Sit down, Iceland, I said "continuous"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
We've seen it unleashed in all its terrifying glory in the UK and the US - and now the protest "up yours vote" is finally happening in Australia. Rage against the machine
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Awesome surprise video of John Cena talking about patriotism to the left. Drunken response from your many Fark uncles to the right. Happy belated 4th Y'All
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
These minor league baseball emoji jerseys are the craziest thing to happen in minor league baseball since that one club started serving hotdogs with donuts for buns
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A father and his 14-year-old son go for a day of shooting at "The safest gun range ever designed." I think you know what happens next
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(JSTOR)
 
 
 
"Roller coasters provide so many examples of basic principles that they are a staple of physics lessons. What makes it go? Why does the train stay on the tracks? (Or maybe you're happier not knowing)"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Happy 240th anniversary of the original Brexit
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Happiness was the dominant emotion in 59 percent of the mug shots examined...only 21 percent were 'sad' and seven percent had a mood best described as 'contempt'"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby says happy 4th of July to you all, have any patriotic moments, stories, or memes to share?
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
It was on this day in 1890 that Idaho became the 43rd state. Nothing much of interest has happened there since, but hey - 43rd state, right?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Little Wayne is publishing a memoir about his time in prison. This, despite the fact that Key and Peele already showed us what happened to him in the big house
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
This is what would happen if that King Solomon baby were a golf prodigy
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy child
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Fear not Republicans and Democrats for your political animosity towards each other, once November has come and gone we'll all be one happy family again. *rolls eyes*
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(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
More bad news for Da Bears fans: the Fridge is now a penniless 450-lb man who spends all day drinking in his car. "I'm home and I'm happy"
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Is that the Norman Foster building on your penis, or are you just happy to see me?
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Wed June 29, 2016
(IntelliHub)
 
 
 
Hey look, another Clinton adversary just died before giving testimony in court. This one just happened to have a heart attack. No, wait, his throat was accidentally crushed. Yeah, that's it. Let's go with that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute For Advanced Studies comes a new report that shows that, amazingly enough, couples without kids are happier than their child-producing peers
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Tue June 28, 2016
(DW)
 
 
 
It's good to be the king, even at 90. Happy birthday, Mel Brooks
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Mon June 27, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The Brexit happened so the rich could get richer. Duh
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin says his relationship with Kate Gosselin and their kids is "bad right now." In other words, it's a rerun of Season 7 of their show but he's hoping to get it back to the happier times of Season 3
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Centers for Disease Control says risk of female genital mutilation is on the rise for women in the US, and as for the reason this is happening they cite hey, would you look at the time, gotta run
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Sun June 26, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Patridge starts a family. Come on, get happy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fun fact: Brexit, the United Kingdom's narrow vote to exit the European Union, is not actually legally binding, and may not actually happen. Here comes Article 50
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Crying grandpa at the NHL draft goes viral. I'd be happy at the prospect of moving out of North Dakota, too
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Here's everything that happens on the internet in a single second. The numbers are staggering
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
An undercover look inside the private prison industry: "The only thing that's important to us is that we go home at the end of the day. Period. So if them fools want to cut each other, well, happy cutting"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After commending Britain for taking their country back, Trump blames Obama for allowing it to happen because of course he does
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, that happy marker: the Fark Weird News Quiz, reminding you that yes, it's Friday and yes, it's beer-thirty
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New poll shows Clinton leading Trump by 4 in Arizona and everyone is shocked. Shocked, I tell you. Nobody has any idea how that could possibly have happened
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of Hillary's personal 'Yoga' emails she deleted just happened to be a 'Key' State Department e-mail; but the other e-mails she deleted were 'personal'....you can take her word on it
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Reminiscing about what happened when Maxim magazine decided to rub its dick on feminism
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mystical forces take you on a [choose your own adventure] for a month. Upon returning and being found, you have no memory of where you were or what you did. Do you try to figure out what happened or move on with your life?
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You might not have noticed this, but over the last few days many, many people on the internet in China have been talking about watermelons because of something weird that happened in Italy"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Kim Jong-Un has pretty much nailed the 'looking evil while watching evil things happen' look"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
Unhappy with your sentence? Why, just let the judge know by flinging feces, maybe he'll reconsider that 40 year stretch
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(Photo.net)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy dancer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the Overly Attached Girlfriend, who-- damn, sorry, can't finish the headline. She's calling me AGAIN
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Why are extremely rare events happening all the time? Ask my wife, Kate Upton
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy little mushroom
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Lebron has officially replaced Jordan, who couldn't be happier
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What happens when you schedule an F1 race to overlap with the 24 Hours of Le Mans? The winning driver interrupts his own post-race press conference to ask who won Le Mans
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the fark happened at the Democratic National Convention in 1968 and why your grandparents won't stop talking about it? Please, allow us to explain
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Lawyers who successfully got "Happy Birthday" into public domain now sue over "This Land". Another bogus copyright goes to court
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
does not always mean happy
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Happy Friday, everybody. The Fark Weird News Quiz is back, just in time for...well, nothing I guess
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Civil War upgraded from "just a couple dozen delegates" to "It's Happening"
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Remember when Justin Lin announced Paramount was going to drop its lawsuit against Star Trek fan filmmakers and everyone was going to live happily together in universal peace? Yeah, about that
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Full moon during solstice--something that has never, ever happened over the course of Earth's natural history--to destroy same. Film after it happens
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, what happens when you promise free pizza to 60 million people? Well, people will jump on it like a bunch of starving wolves
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hiring a $5,000-per-week glam squad, including wardrobe stylist, hairstylist and manicurist is not unusual in Hollywood, unless it happens to be for a 3-year-old toddler
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg reveals the one thing that won't happen in Indiana Jones 5: "I think this one is straight down the pike for the fan... The one thing I will tell you is I'm not killing off Harrison [Ford] at the end of it"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not News: Kendrys Morales hits into 4-6-3 out. Sorta News: Notice, only one out on the play. FARK: Exactly like it happened 10 days before
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
AMC sends DMCA letter to a fan group for speculating about what might happen in their favourite shows
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Want to feel old? Happy 30th birthday, Olsen twins
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(Time)
 
 
 
For some reason, Hillary's now "happy" to say radical Islam. Thrilled even
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass shootings continue to be the best thing that can happen for gun manufacturers as Smith & Wesson and Ruger stocks soar Monday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yorkshire firefighters use saw and chainsaw to rescue cow stuck in tree, call it "happy ending for all"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are 10 days to go before the Brexit vote, and if you want to know what's going to happen, ignore the pundits and ask the bookies
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Sat June 11, 2016
(World Gin Day)
 
 
 
Happy Gin Day, everyone. Make sure you take it sloe today
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
People who value time over money are happier, never wear a watch
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol advocates a delegate revolt at the convention, in an effort to stop Trump. Could such a thing actually happen? Subby is ready with the popcorn
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Much like the clownfish holocaust that happened after Finding Nemo, Disney's latest sequel will ultimately lead to thousands of blue tangs being flushed down America's toilets
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am going to divorce my wife of five years. All we did was fight. The problem is that she just had a baby. My friends and family say I'm horrible; but my wife hasn't been the same for a year. Isn't my happiness important?"
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
'Happiest job in the world' identified, and it's being a stay-at-home parent
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali is being laid to rest at the cemetery where Colonel Sanders, the guy who created the Kentucky Derby, the woman who wrote Happy Birthday, and the original Fark Squirrel are all buried
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sad: Mom dies of cancer. Happy: Her best friend takes in her kids, Fark: All 6 of them
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Sadistic son tortures his father every day by shooting him and recording the grisly outcome' would be the headline if this happened in America
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fortunately, all this happened before women deserved to be heard, believed, and supported
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump used Queen's "We Are The Champions" at his speech last night and the spinning of Freddie Mercury in his grave powered London for half the night? Well, Dr. Brian May wants you to know that probably won't be happening anymore
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What happens when you release a film in the same genre with a similar theme as two previous films within a three-month span? Ask the producers of X-Men: Apocalypse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just to bring you up to date on Richard Simmons, he has been castrated and is now living as a woman named Fiona, taking hormones and has had breast surgery, but not much else is happening in his life
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Oh, you're thinking of running against Trump? Well, that's a nice family you have here. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Teen accidentally dies taking selfie with a gun. Yes, you have read this before but this just happened
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee takes Paul Ryan to task for letting Donald Trump happen, stating that "Trump isn't what the GOP stands for; it's what they bend over for"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Happy VCR day, for those of you still stuck in the 1980s
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
State Department: "We'd be happy to get you those Clinton emails, RNC. How does early 2081 work for you?"
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Sun June 05, 2016
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
He had just finished watching 'Field of Dreams' and thought, 'Maybe if I make a Craigslist ad about a sex party at Tina's.' Nothing bad could possibly happen ... Oops, guess those New Orleans cops are serious
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Sat June 04, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Dozens injured from lightning strikes at German rock festival. This is not a repeat from last year when the same thing happened at the same event
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Fri June 03, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Rangers in the middle of the Central African Republic have very low bandwidth connections and are not happy with Windows 10 downloading itself in the background. - "blood could literally be on Microsoft's hands"
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
Happy 13 baktun 0 katun 3 tun 9 uinal 0 k'in everyone
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis voters to consider referendum requiring police officers to carry professional liability insurance so cities don't get stuck with paying the tab for bad apples. Bonus: guess what happens when your insurer has to pay multiple claims?
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
IDW Publishing will create a shared universe based on their licensed Hasbro Properties. Snake Eyes riding on Rainbow Dash as they charge into battle to take out Deceptions disguised as Cobra Rattlers might just happen
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(Great Big Story)
 
 
 
CNN's hot news today: a sandwich caused problems on a spaceflight. In 1965. Bonus points: they claim it "nearly destroyed" the spacecraft, when in fact nothing bad happened
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(Nerdist)
 
Video
 
So just what would happen if you put a can of silly string under a hydraulic press?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
2016 could make 2000 look like a walk in the park because of something which hasn't happened since 1800
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
PA voters say judges should retire at 70. Lawmakers dismiss public decision and rewrite question and put new misleading question on November ballot.This will keep happening until the voters get it right
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, you'll never guess what happened during our ghost hunter graveyard tour (Some Not safe for work content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 42nd birthday, Alanis Morissette
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Tue May 31, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Saaay, nice newspaper you got here. Sure would be a shame if anything happened to its revenue model, wouldn't it, see?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today is the 100th Anniversary of the largest naval battle in WWI with over 250 German and British ships involved; happy Battle of Jutland day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
As summer is upon us, we ask ourselves: Whatever happened to America's mini-golf courses?
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
For the first time since record-keeping began in 1749, Sweden now has more dudes than women: "The tipping point in Sweden happened in March last year, when population statistics showed 277 more men than women. The gap has grown to beyond 12,000"
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So what would really happen if we ran completely out of fossil fuels? Besides Tesla drivers being even more smug than they already are
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
At introductory press conference, The Special One encourages MU fans to do as he does, and forget the last three years ever happened. "Giant clubs must be for the best managers"
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(Time)
 
 
 
The next industrial revolution is happening in southeast Asia
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
You are having a horrible nightmare, involving some of your greatest personal fears, but which does NOT involve any of your loved ones (so no kids/family in danger). What is happening in your dream?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Live Science)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you give Schrödinger's cat a ball of string to play with
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day weekend so it's time for calm, common sense advice in shark reporting, starting with "Don't become a human happy meal"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Golfer Gary Player is happy to show his $7 endorsement check, even if it is from 1959
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Netherlands considers ban on using mobile phones whilst cycling: Fark: this happens often enough to need a new law
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A look at what happens when you mock the Scripps Spelling Bee on Twitter and they take you down in the most humiliating fashion possible
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
When you are moving to impeach the director of the IRS for misconduct that happened when he wasn't even there, where do you get your evidence? If you're Issa, Chaffetz, and Gowdy, you get it from an open source website
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
John Hinckley, the man who shot Reagan, has a Virginia drivers license, shops for cat food at PetSmart, and stays with his mom, who happens to live by a golf course where presidents have played. What could go wrong?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nasvhille's series finale was one big country music cliffhanger, and the show's dozens of fans aren't happy about it [Warning: Spoilers, but it's doubtful anyone watched it]
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Dems openly discuss sending Debbie Wasserman-Schultz back to Florida, which is the worst thing that could happen to anyone
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton, speaking in Detroit, says that Donald Trump is a "disaster waiting to happen." As opposed to Detroit, which is a disaster that is currently happening
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lewis Black admits he wakes up happy, but then he reads the newspaper and he gets angry--and hilarious
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you try and get through a normal day while wearing a full suit of armor. Don't pretend you haven't thought about doing this (pics)
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Happy 43rd birthday to folk hero and fark favorite, Big Sexy
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A teenage bear is on the loose in Orlando and it looks REALLY happy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Draft mom Annie Apple joins ESPN, says she's "happier than a Kardashian in an NBA locker room"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sooo... Looks like Trekkers will get the happy ending they probably paid for anyway
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The cast of Happy Endings reunited, once against teasing fans with the prospect of a reunion. Hey, it worked for Arrested Development
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Sun May 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Some dude crashed his golf cart into a fire hydrant at a PGA Tour event and it was the most interesting thing to happen in golf this year
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Austin Powers 4 could still happen for some reason
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Casper mattress and Parachute sheets - enter to win contest. What's your favorite mattress and / or sheets? What happened to waterbeds being an option? How about being encased in custom foam on a nightly basis?(Sponsored Link)
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
I pity the fool who don't wish Mr T a happy 64th birthday
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(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Fake letter informs Cincinnati students of mandatory genitalia inspections. North Carolina lawmakers happy to finally have a template
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Fikra)
 
 
 
What happens when an Arab-Muslim Journalist from Egypt decides to visit Israel to see what it's really like? Ohhh, that's what happened
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Next Big Future)
 
 
 
From we knew this was going to happen one day dept. Govt creates "Tactical Cloud" because the name "Kill Web" is scary and Skynet was taken
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this oh-so-happy policeman
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
You know how sometimes you pull some jeans out of the dryer and put them on and the back of the button goes SSSS against your bellybutton? I hate it when that happens
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of the problems with Chinese authorities so brutally suppressing the memory of what happened in Tienanmen Square during the student uprising is that it can't serve as a warning to new groups of demonstrators attempting the same thing
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Delayed: Court Martial of U.S. Army Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl for desertion will not happen until after the Presidential Election
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Burlington College in Vermont closes after Bernie's wife ran it into the ground; in response, Hillary's husband promises to open the Chappaqua Institute For Wayward Cheerleaders in early 2017
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Mon May 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Most road rage incidents happen around 6:00 pm on Friday. Especially in Los Angeles, where people tend to get angry after not moving from the same spot on the 405 since 10:00 am on Wednesday
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(The Week)
 
 
 
See what happens when you totally screw up your party, conservative Republicans, you end up with Donald Trump totally rebuilding it ...without you
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(Kingston Whig)
 
 
 
Man hit with bear spray and it turned out not to be the worst thing that happened to him that day: "The victim testified the fumes he'd carried in on his clothing got into the toilet paper in the bathroom with painful consequences later"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Voters overwhelmingly favor legalizing recreational and medicinal marijuana, which, if it were to happen, would inevitably result in ten times as many Florida tag submissions
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Farker's younger brother wrote a book about his year running an independent league baseball team. It's an interesting and fun read on what can happen in a small-time league. Help him out by reading and reviewing it
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Sun May 15, 2016
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Of course you want to see what happens if one pound of solid sodium is thrown into a river
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Death of an Indian Disco Dancer. Well, it happens a lot around there
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Billy Graham's daughter says God caused the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks because he was angry about Democrats accepting transgender people as equals in the bathroom. Which happened in 2016, not 2001
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British transit systems installing stealth cameras to catch passengers putting their feet up on seats. Maybe some other crime if it happens to occur, but mainly feets on seats
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After not learning of what might happen when introducing cane toads, red foxes, rabbits, camels, buffaloes, cats and feral pigs, somebody wants to fly 80 South African rhinos to Australia
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Fri May 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of ever, a story about East Tennessee, redneck vigilantes, and guns shockingly ends with no-one maimed or killed, and a legitimately happy ending
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drumpf: We shouldn't be talking about things that happened 25 years ago. Let's talk about Bill Clinton's affairs from 19 years ago instead
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Fox is trying to make Fantastic Four 2 happen
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump-Corgan '16. Don't laugh, it could happen
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Today we study what happens to penguins when you sing opera to them
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when a creationist tries to debunk science using science? Pretty much exactly what you think
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Zimmerman has penis pulled and isn't happy about it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering what happened to the Fort McMurray beer-loving pig, fear not he has been found safe and sound
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
This company tried to create happy endings on the go
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump-Gingrich '16. Don't laugh, it might happen
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(PayPal)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter whether we know them personally, or what we think of how this happened, or how many miles separate us - there are people and pets who NEED us. Please donate to the Alberta Fires Appeal. The Province is matching donations. DIT
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Wildfire that started in Mexico has now crossed over into the US. This kind of thing won't happen once Trump is president
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(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Trump-Christie '16. Don't laugh, it might happen
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Trump-Brewer '16. Don't laugh, it might happen
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 575: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 11" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Happy 11th birthday LEEEERRRROOOOY JEEEEEENNNNKINSSSS
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
"Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." -- Happy Feynman Day
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember that story from earlier this week that Netanyahu had taken money from the Saudis? Well maybe if journalists didn't copy their stories from the Arab version of the Onion, this wouldn't have happened
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(IFL Science)
 
Video
 
If you've ever wondered what would happen if you fired potassium bullets into water, then today is your lucky day
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy ray
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It happens; you forget a suitcase on the side of the road. Then all of London goes into a panic, thinking it's a bomb left by ISIS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One month until something - or nothing - happens. Erring on the side of something happening, how do you plan on spending what could be the last month of life as we know it?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Anti-drug activists predicted that legalizing weed would lead to huge increases in crime, car crashes and children going mad. None of that happened of course - but there is one big problem in the city of Denver: the stench of high-grade weed
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Bono. With only known pre-eye surgery photo
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
A day in the life of an F-35 pilot... 1000, get ready to start the jet. 1200, after two system recycles, and a complete reboot, get it started. Turn around, land, and reset the computer that won't talk to weapons. This happens 30% of the time
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you put Johnny Carson, Robin Williams, Walter Lantz and an animated Woody Woodpecker on the same stage in 1979 for the 51st Academy Awards
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not News: Grover Norquist tweets support for Donald Trump. News: Says the Donald is what Happy Gilmore is to golf, and "different works sometimes". FARK: Norquist is married to a Palestinian Muslim
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A kayak ride, a girding for death, a poem ....a story from one of Subby's mother's best friends' daughter that just happened to get into the New York Times yesterday. Enjoy
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(Consumer Affairs)
 
 
 
So what the hell happened to JC Penney's 'recovery' anyway?
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's all join together and wish the House Select Committee on Benghazi a happy second birthday. We're sure they'll find something criminal to report any day now. Any. Day. Now. (just remember to blow out the candles, Gowdy)
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(Sharon Herald)
 
 
 
What do Holocaust survivors, a Tuskegee airman and a floor full of people with advanced dementia have in common? They were all told to GTFO of where they live. Five stand their ground, unarmed. This is not a feel-good movie. It's happening right now
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Happy 90th birthday, Boaty McBoatface
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The sexy, happy apes we might have been
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if we were all the size of ants, and then someone shoots you from a bow? Science has, and it would be a pretty crappy experience for you (Warning: Article contains spoilers)
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(NHL)
 
 
 
First up on your NHL Saturday: Dallas and St. Louis look to gain an edge. Then the Caps try to start a comeback against the Pens (hey, it could happen). And in the nightcap, the Sharks look to rebound after a 3OT loss to the Preds
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ilitches formally announce succession plan for Detroit-area pizza empire, in which control will pass to their son if anything happens to their phylacteries
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The RNC may not go for it, but it's starting to look like a GOP mounted third-party run could happen. Or they just all vote for Hillary: the blood god, the greatest evil of all mankind, Satan incarnate
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Unhappy Israeli man asks court to issue a restraining order against God. No word on how they plan to serve the papers
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"Is that a python in your pants or are you just unhappy to see me block your exit from my pet store?"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Bad: your steering wheel comes off while you're driving. Worse: you're Dale Earnhardt, Jr., and it happens while you're doing 190 at Talladega
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Roboman Hakaider is what happens when a Power Ranger takes too much acid and goes on one of those Vegas style binges, except this binge is in a dystopian society ruled by robot things. Don't ever change, Japan. Don't ever change
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Americans drink out of 'the worst thing that ever happened to beer'
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens in the beginning of a bicycle race when the pace motorcycle suddenly stalls?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Dodgers celebrate the end of their losing streak by -- what else? -- doing the Running Man challenge. Six games without a win would make anyone happy to dance
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Join us all in wishing a happy 45th birthday to AMTRAK, the paste-eating second-grader of the train transportation world
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Society for Science)
 
 
 
"This might be the first time in history where we can distinctly point to something and say, 'One thing happened in this galaxy 13 billion years ago.'"
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy abduction
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
'Gigolo' star insures his penis for $1M. Because you never know what will happen when you shake your moneymaker
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has built a 'gym' to train artificial intelligence. Uh, guys, remember what happened when Tony Stark created Ultron
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
A no-holds-barred look at what *really* happens when you take that fateful dance with Mary Jane (Mary Jane is a secret code for marijuana, for those of you who don't keep up on drug lingo)
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
What can happen when you have sensible gun laws, or how to piss off gun kooks just by mentioning Australia or Port Arthur
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Baby goat in Malaysia born with human face. Gee, wonder how that happens
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
This year's long anticipated epic showdown between Clayton Kershaw and Giancarlo Stanton finally happened. Can dominant pitching beat dominant hitting?
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Happy Day After Chernobyl Day. Boy, don't I feel just radiant this morning
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First pot farming, then cock-fighting. What else was happening at Ohio site where eight were killed?
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Tue April 26, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Homeless man with gag reflex calls 911 to report bomb threats, hurls in back of cop car...then so much more happened because it's Florida
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Mon April 25, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Happy Confederate Memorial Day all you traitors to the nation
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
All of the weirdness that happened during the Pirates' 12-10, 13-inning win over the D-backs in one place, for handy viewing
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Sat April 23, 2016
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Who was happiest about Prince George staying up late in order to meet the Obamas? The manufacturer of his bathrobe, since it instantly sold out, which happens to just about every piece of clothing he wears during photo ops
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anyone wondering what it would look like if Ted Cruz were a woman and a porn actress? No? Well, tough, it's gonna happen anyway
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Well, it's a river, what's the worst that could happen if we put a lighter to i- JESUS FRACKING CHRIST
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That's a nice state delegation you have there. Be an awful shame if something bad were to happen to any of them. An awful shame
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the world's oldest tree, which turns 4,847 years young. Good luck finding it, though
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Fri April 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Earf day from the Earth Space Defense
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Eight dead in O-hi-o. Late to posting because of inherent humor/tagline difficulty. Happy Friday
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
In Europe, it's pretty common to see cars with 'Country of Origin' bumper stickers like DE, CH, A, F, and so on. Guess what happens when someone slaps Iceland's sticker on their car and drives around Belgium
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(Time)
 
 
 
Relive the Chappelle's Show skit that inspired Prince's single "Breakfast Can Wait." So enjoy some pancakes and laugh at the True Hollywood Story of Prince
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
If you happen to be in downtown Denver before Monday, you can take a selfie in the Iron Throne from "Game of Thrones" with pretty good impersonators of Daenerys Targaryen and Melisandre
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
New study shows what happens in the brain to cause people to lose... uh... hm
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"The most terrifying part about getting struck by lightning is what happens afterwards"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Please return your seats and tray tables to their original upright and locked positions as we watch what happens when an airliner is intentionally crashed
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Apparently the Expanded Universe doesn't exist anymore. And Star Wars fans are not happy about that
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Chevy Camaro shows up at 50th anniversary celebration for Ford Mustang. You can probably guess what happened
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So what WOULD happen if a jet aircraft collided with a drone? Short answer is no one really knows. Yet
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"To what degree does the excess death rate in people with alcohol use disorder (AUD) happen because of a predisposition in the person who develops AUD compared with the effects of the AUD itself?" Or what comes first, 'hold my beer' or 'watch this'?
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Inside the strange, retro world of Russian "womanhood schools" where they are teaching women to be happy by finding a man to support them. Сделать меня бутерброд и принеси мне пива
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police arrived at an elementary school to charge and arrest 5 students, ranging from 6 to 11 years old, for not intervening and stopping a fight that happened off school grounds
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Tue April 19, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Behold the ultimate geek marriage proposal that includes a R2-D2 engagement ring and two Time Lords as witnesses. All that's missing is a spoken word rendition of "So Happy Together" by William Shatner
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the only actor to appear with both John Wayne and Arnold
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 70th birthday to Tim Curry. I think this calls for a cele-
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
New study finds that a person's happiness is tied to the amount of money they have in their checking account. Which is why no one ever picks the smiley face to be the background design on their checks
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Gamers force ROCKSTAR Entertainment to admit Red Dead 2 is real the old fashioned way, by finding leaked info and sharing it on the web. This means Half-Life 3 is definitely happening
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Jamaica considers ousting Queen Elizabeth II as their official head of state. Apparently that's what happens when she forgets to end any of her sentences with "mon"
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(London Free Press)
 
 
 
Well, what did you expect to happen?
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Tiny bubbles / On the block / Make me happy / Make me feel Fukuoka
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Today the only people who drink RC Cola are Bears fans, nonconformist Southerners, Filipinos, hipsters, and accidental hipsters. How did that happen?
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Sat April 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Any golf fans around? Third-round play in the Heritage on Hilton Head Island gets underway at 1:00 ET on the Golf Channel. Jason Day is tied with Kevin Chappell and Charley Hoffman, all three at 2-under to start the day
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
So what would happen if we just started paying poor people for being poor? You know, made it their actual job? We're about to find out
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
What happens when the Donald Trump Facebook Superweapon targets you
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is what happens when The Jungle Book is given the narration from a ridiculous movie from 1982
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
And what happens after Avengers: Infinity Wars comes to an end? Well Phase 4 begins, of course
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Wed April 13, 2016
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
In happy harmless news that should concern absolutely no one, two empty containers labeled "Guided Missile" found floating offshore southeast Alaskan island
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Brothers take their sister in to get wisdom teeth removed; convince her there's a zombie outbreak happening on the way home
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fresh from their Happy Birthday song victory, lawyers try to overcome the copyright for "We Shall Overcome"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"How Fox News Destroyed the Republican Party." You know, in case you noticed the Republican Party doesn't exist anymore and are wondering what happened
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Emojis were supposed to be language's Great Equalizer, something we'd all interpret the same way. But that's not happening, partly because the same emoji can look different depending on the phone. Is it time for an Emoji Regulatory Agency?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(History Channel)
 
 
 
What really happened to Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
"For Good Men To See Nothing": Stories of blatant sexism in modern-day gaming, and how our collective inaction allows it to happen
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Bill & Ted's 3' closer then we thought according to star Alex Winter. It's happening
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This is what happens when an official spokesman just gives up
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Photo District News)
 
 
 
What happens to image quality when you open and save a JPG 500 times? I'm not sure but I can tell by some of the pixels
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Author who made her name detailing her swinger's life and loved threesomes, foursomes and bondage tells why she is happy to lose her sex drive." Sounds more like she burned it out
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian publisher tells women that dildos are a "direct path to Satan," and an integral part of demon summoning rituals for thousands of years. I mean just look what happened to Ammon Bundy and his crew after they even just TOUCHED one (Not safe for work images in article)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is not happy about that fake front page with fake stories about his not-fake ideas
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Men, it's not marrying an ugly wife that will make you happy for the rest of your life, it's marrying an intelligent one
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Homeowners living next to golf course are not happy the owner decided to convert it into a tree farm
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
So what really happens to the plane when you don't put your phone in airplane mode? Uh...nothing. Maybe a few beeps, but otherwise, nothing
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Sat April 09, 2016
(PGA Tour)
 
 
 
Can Spieth maintain momentum? Will McIlroy make his move? Can an amateur actually stay in the top ten? And what the hell happened to Lefty? It's a tradition unlike any other. The Masters, Round Three. Bubba Watson leads off with a 9:50 ET tee time
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Fri April 08, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Following NASA's high-altitude, heavy-lift super pressure balloon test, Internet asks what would happen if you dropped 1,000 cats from altitude, and how many would land on their feet
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Refreshingly logical marijuana policy from Vermont's Governor, who happens to really dislike marijuana
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Things not to post on Facebook after you kill your girlfriend in a car wreck: "Shiat happens"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The most 2010's thing ever just happened. Woman gets into a Twitter fight with another woman, take an Uber to her house to get into a real fight with her, livetweets that she got her ass kicked, and then took another Uber home
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
WVU fraternity finds out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Woman refuses to be vaccinated against whooping cough during pregnancy because she is a "healthy, fit, organic woman." You know what happens next
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Happy with your purchase? The company has been bought by Google, and not only is google not going to support it anymore, they are going to brick your devices
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
If you are wondering why there are so few American names in the "Panama Papers" creating sleazy shell companies, it's because states like NV and DE are all too happy to do it for them, with even less transparency
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
It's 4/4/16. Happy Square Root Day, everybody
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Muslim lawyer who spoke out in support of unity and peace from his fellow Muslims after condemning the murder of a Muslim who wished Christians a happy Easter is now receiving death threats from his fellow Muslims
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
What happens when you rank last in something and you make it even worse? Welcome to Louisiana's sales tax system
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Fri April 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nate Diaz says his rematch with Conor McGregor is happening because his win was an accident
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple awakes to 400-pound bear licking their bedroom window. Same thing happened to me last time I got drunk at a pride parade
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