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500 headlines found matching 'H'
Fri December 26, 2014
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
It isn't really Christmas in L.A. until the palm trees burst into flames
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but jihadis have likely reached 'Peak ISIS.' Apparently you can only promise "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" so many times before they start to question your ability to deliver
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hair-flipper
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Robin Thicke ended this year the same way he began it: getting drunk with a teenager"
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(Some Doctor)
 
 
 
If you're a surgeon about to perform surgery on a woman's son, don't try to assure her that everything will be okay while you're eating a jelly doughnut. And whatever you do, don't let her see you drop jelly onto the hand you'll be operating with
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Depending on how high and adventurous you are, there are at least 17 different things you can cook on a waffle iron, including crab cakes, grilled squash, and sticky rice with tofu
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Boxing Day in the UK brings us a plethora of Premier League games: West Ham away to Chelsea, Newcastle at Manchester United, Tottenham at Leicester, and of course Arsenal and Liverpool try to get back on the horse against lower teams
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(73)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh hospital sends babies home in Christmas stockings. It's the ultimate stocking stuffer
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(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Not sure what to do with your old Christmas tree next week? Feed it to the goats. "It takes less than an hour for the goats to strip the tree bare"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
And they might have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddlesome Orthodox nuns living at St. Nilus Skete
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(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
18-year-old man and his 42-year-old wife arrested for stealing Christmas decorations, his defense? "Well, this is my job"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas from everyone on the Luge World Cup tour
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you know who swapped the baby Jesus with a real pig's head the Haverhill police would like a word with ya
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(40)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One man's trash is another man's opportunity to shoot at people
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(64)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Bear that had been foiling Game Department officials for three days captured in suburban Phoenix backyard. Thank good-a-ness for bait pic-a-nic baskets
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Thu December 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Daily Mail would like to remind you that of all the dumb shiat you do this Christmas, don't drunkenly burn down the house heating up your Hot Pockets
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(28)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington DC's panda cub Bao Bao has come down from his tree. You may rest easy now
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(17)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Here are 12 places to sleep before you turn 50. No, that's not on the list
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(70)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Black Santa. White Santa. Asian Santa. Turns out, kids don't really care, as long as the fat man delivers
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(62)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A list of things lodged in people's rectums this year. "Head" mysteriously absent
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(88)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You may be high, but you'll never be Patrick Stewart wearing an animated, singing Christmas elf hat high
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll says one in five Americans have tapped into their 401(k) prematurely. The other four have sworn to leave the $106 they have saved in their account until after they've retired
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(81)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hideous, sharp-kneed, hambeast cheer mom arrested for having sex with a 17-year-old boy in a parked car
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(160)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will the Doctor and Clara go their separate ways? What terror does Santa have in store for our heroes? Find out tonight in Last Christmas. It's your official Doctor Who Christmas Special discussion thread. The ho-ho-ho-horror starts at 9pm ET
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this known landmark
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(14)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 never happened. You'll get over it
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(61)
 
(NBA)
 
 
 
Who will prevail in a battle of former teammates: the Bulls' Pau Gasol or the Lakers' Kobe Bryant? Can the Warriors come out to play, or will they get clipped by the Clippers? Your NBA on TNT live discussion thread, starts at 8:00 EST
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(45)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Mistletoe could help fight liver disease in a neat reversal of last year, when it played a major part in giving you hepatitis at the company Christmas party
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they called "Gitche Gumee." The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the drunks in a hot tub go swimming
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
♫ We wish you a Merry Newsdump, ♫ We wish you a Merry Newsdump, ♫ We Wish you a Merry Newsdump, ♫ We'll surveil you next year ♫
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(42)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Ten reasons why Grumpy Cat's 15 minutes are finally up. Good
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Thank you Fark. DIT
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(145)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Jack Daniels, married by Johnny Walker, names his son Jim Beam. I'll drink to that, that, and that as well
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Design a logo for Santa's toy-making operation
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(21)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
After nationwide internet outage, North Korea now struggling to stay online. In other words, things are back to normal
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(57)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
If you woke up thinking, "Man. I could really go for a version of 'Silent Night, Holy Night' by a punk band from Düsseldorf," prepare to be happy
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Here's what a $75,000 sunrise looks like from space
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(18)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Can't get online to play your new games this morning? The reason why is not very surprising
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(65)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Christmas tradition as old as time itself: gathering 'round the tree to watch Santa Claus Conquers the Martians from MST3K season 3. Joel, Servo, and Crow give us a true Christmas treat. "Pills for breakfast? What are we? Judy Garland?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A tragedy waiting to happen." A dire threat is exposed. And yes, it is rubber bands. What else could it be?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Booze makers are putting invisible dye in their high-end spirits in fight against counterfeiters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
President Obama photographed wearing tiara, proving Republican fears that he will suspend free elections and make himself Prettiest, Prettiest Princess of America
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Muscle cars are back. Fill 'er up with high testosterone
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Here's absolutely everything you need to know before heading out to exchange some crappy presents you got for stuff you really want. Like bourbon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline passenger flips out, gets thrown off the plane because: A) Wi-Fi doesn't work. B) cabin is too warm. C) workers wished him Merry Christmas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
An increasing number of Americans are amusing themselves by building insanely complicated mazes for squirrels in their back yards (pics, vids)
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Flying United, and trying to change to another empty seat within the same cabin? That's a three day stay in jail
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rex Ryan says he believes he will one day win the Super Bowl. Apparently he's not planning on coaching the Jets much longer
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tis not the season for a stock market rally
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(2)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tis the season for a stock market rally
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(6)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"A Christmas Story" in 8-bit
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(16)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
The Grinch of Park Slope, Brooklyn has lit up the neighborhood with fear after stealing all the Christmas lights off the trees
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
60 years ago today, Bing Crosby's 'White Christmas' enters the Billboard Pop chart for the eleventh time, still the biggest selling single worldwide of all time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christmas Day "relative rage" usually kicks in at 3:45 PM... Earlier if the booze runs out
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
You can now have a beer delivered with your pizza in Pennsylvania
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(News and Star (UK))
 
 
 
"Zero alcohol limits for drivers are on the way. There's no longer any credible argument against them"
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(304)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley duet? Yes, here's your musical Christmas gift from 1960
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
You might be in Australia if you find yourself at a festival where 200 sheep wearing red-woolen socks are released into the streets
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(21)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
100 years ago today, for a few brief moments, tidings of great joy and peace crawled out of the trenches. Here's a BBC doc on the Christmas Truce of 1914. Joyeux Noel
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(25)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
The worst Christmas movies of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Basic classroom math is entirely irrelevant to the workplace"
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(Some Streetlight)
 
 
 
Unknown flying object hovering over a Colombian forest caught on tape. No, it's definitely not Santa
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what it takes to raise five biological and 29 adopted children? "Not a lot of people get to do this, and I get offended if people call us an orphanage. We are a home"
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(39)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Man enduring middle school Christmas concert has what should be a fatal heart attack, but fellow concertgoers armed with defibrillator refuse to let him take the easy way out
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denver shelters blame legalization of teh Debbil's weed for rise in homeless population, not lack of jobs and affordable housing
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(90)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you're visiting France for the first time, expect to see street protests, babies eating adult food, and the bourgeois get upset when you start talking about how much money you make
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(61)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Young Jeezy rents movie theater for showing of Annie. Sony thrilled the film finally sold out a theater
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(48)
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this canine grab
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(19)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Crack can kill you. Especially if you hide it in your crack
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(16)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Sure it did the Kessel Run in twelve parsecs, but how many G's did the Millennium Falcon pull when it looped into that cave monster inside the asteroid in ESB?
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(60)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson goes to great lengths to ruin Christmas. I didn't know he released a new album
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(75)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
If you were on the streets of Chile, would you want to buy fresh donkey milk?
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl produces FAQ pamphlet for the holidays because she's tired of answering relatives' dumb questions
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(144)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Another unarmed black male fatally shot by a white man, this time in Virginia
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(66)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mystery shopper dies mysteriously. "If it could happen to her, it could happen to all of us"
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP decides to lose next presidential election right now instead of waiting
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(274)
 
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
And the reviews are in: The Interview sucks
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(242)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Steve Spurrier admits no one wants to go to the Duck Commander Independence Bowl
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(40)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Christmas Eve on Cocoa Beach wouldn't be complete without hundreds of surfing Santas
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(7)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bush and Clinton might be squaring off in the Presidential election. This is not a repeat from 1992
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(75)
 
(Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
West Virginia state troopers: License and registration, please. Thanks, now here's your $100. Merry Christmas
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(47)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tallahassee Police to ESPN: Go Fark yourselves
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(59)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What do other countries call Santa Claus? If you believe this map, come for Yule Goat, stay for Christmas Log
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan: I'm sick and tired of being viewed as a sexual object, so sick in fact that I am going to pose nude
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FCC: We have lost 600,000 comments concerning Net Neutrality
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(73)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here is an exhaustive chart detailing the most common words used in music broken down by decade
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(39)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Rock performing a karaoke version of "Here Comes Santa Claus" complete with Elvis impersonation and a bad Christmas sweater onesie
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(16)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
We have found the Holy Grail... of shipwrecks, that is
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(64)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 503: "Seasons' Greetings 8" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(26)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The worst crime in New England in the winter? Wreath rustling
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is don't pretend to be the best friend of someone who just got shot... and never fark with Anonymous
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(118)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Sharing your bed with an infant, which used to be OK, and then became the WORST THING EVER, is now OK again
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(65)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Hey Center for Disease Control, what part of Disease Control do you not understand?
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(40)
 
(InToday)
 
 
 
Protip: Before you light the funeral pyre, you might want to make sure that Grandpa is, in fact, dead
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(59)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
911: What's your emergency? Idiot: My wife won't shut up and let me sleep in peace
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(38)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Boxer Amir Kahn lands in Pakistan hoping to deliver the most important knock of his life, a knock out of terrorism
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(9)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The FAA has released an educational video as part of its Know Before You Fly campaign that, as TechCrunch very accurately puts it, is 'the least interesting drone video you'll ever see'
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former WCW World Champion Kevin Nash arrested for fighting with his son. I bet Nash went down after one single fingerpoke
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(38)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this peek-a-boo
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(20)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Keep clucking that chicken
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors seek arrest warrant in nut scandal. Wooden slat chair wanted for questioning
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(36)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Captain Steroid presents his 5th Annual X-Mas Photoshop Contest. Theme: Drunken Santa. Difficulty: NO TFers. Winner gets one month of FREE TotalFark. Contest ends at 11pm CST tonight. Merry Christmas, one and all. :-)
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(48)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You never go for two after a miracle touchdown leaves you down by one
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(65)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
December now on track to be Chicago's cloudiest on record, making it even more gloomy than June at Wrigley Field
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(16)
 
(Pierce Pioneer)
 
 
 
But where will I carry my pet alligator?
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(20)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple started giving its security updates the U2 album treatment
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(45)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
The self described "redneck" uncle of Brittany Maynard has a new outlook on assisted suicide after getting a heart transplant proving you can never actually change someone's mind
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(47)
 
(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this flying selfie
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a scientific reason you should put booze into your pies, and here it is
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(15)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
If you took a giant Santa hat that's 27 feet long and more than 17 feet around off the head of a brick sculpture in Indiana to get it dry-cleaned, please give it back, no questions asked
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
As of now, tens of millions of people haven't even begun their Christmas shopping, and 100 percent of those people are guys
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(117)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
A true Christmas tradition and a holiday classic: David Sedaris reads his outstanding Santaland Diaries. "Standing in a two-hour line makes people worry that they're not living in a democratic nation"
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh: Idris Elba shouldn't play Bond because he's black. There. I said it
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(440)
 
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Spilled cash on Hong Kong roadway makes early Christmas for some. "They looked like school kids who knew they were being naughty, but thought, 'this is a once in a lifetime thing'. Everyone had the same look on their face"
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(KeysNet)
 
 
 
"I on holiday from Switzerland. I drunk"
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
"U.S. Customs and Border Protection has designated Santa Claus as a low-risk traveler"
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why there are so many kooky conspiracy theories about petroleum. We're talking about you, Mr. Peak Oil
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(65)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
76ers are once again failing at failing. Their 4th win of the year puts them on pace for only 70 losses, 3 short of the record
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Monkey 'A' saves Monkey 'B' after shocking fall from electric high wires, only does what Monkey 'C' would do
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(47)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The USDA has some helpful holiday food advice to make sure you don't accidentally kill your family this Christmas
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(39)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sexy Rexy Grossman refuses to unleash the dragon for the Cleveland Browns
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(56)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A look at how National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, the greatest Christmas movie of all time, came to be. "Merry Christmas. Sh*tter's full"
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(100)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
You can't kiss other players in professional soccer. That's a yellow card (pics)
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(7)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Caught short trying to buy Christmas presents? Well, how much have you spent on your daily caffeine fix this year? And yes, there's a calculator for it
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(13)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Vlade Divac hits halfcourt shot at Staples Center, Lakers win. This is not a repeat from 1989
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out, there's really no need for you to avoid tequila after what happened last time
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(90)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The only reason Alaska's tallest mountain is named Mt. McKinley and not something like Bulshoe, Densmore, or Denali is because in 1897 a prospector there wrote a letter to the New York Sun
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman adopts new dog. Unfortunately, he can't name it 'Lockjaw' due to rights issues
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(20)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Yes, celebrities do get ashamed of their children when they do bad things, like Jackie Chan's son for sheltering others to use drugs. Tag is for his son
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are a lot of 'Best Of' lists going around this time of year, but I bet you haven't yet seen the Best Aurora Borealis videos of 2014
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A novel idea to solve McDonald's ongoing sales problems: go back to the basics. Who really has 15 minutes to read the entire menu while sitting in the drive-through anyway?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
I've had with these motherfarking farts on this motherfarking plane
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In a standoff between a French poodle and a Hitler cat who will surrender first?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Now more than 300 theaters have lined up to screen The Interview. That total includes most major cities-New York, Los Angeles, Houston, Cleveland, Phoenix and Dallas among them-and is far more theaters than anyone expected. Suck it, Best Korea
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is your brain. This is your brain on 36 litres of ketchup. Think about it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Video gaming could be most exciting addition to Olympics since synchronized swimming
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Kanye West outraged that a Kanye West impersonator released a Christmas parody album of Yeezus called Kreezus. And yes, it sounds better than West's original, though admittedly a choking weasel would sound better
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
100 years ago tonight: The Christmas Truce
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(53)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Award for most ridiculous American lawsuit in 2014 goes to Utah goblin toppler's personal injury filing for claiming "serious and debilitating injuries from a car accident" before being filmed later destroying ancient rock formation by hand
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
You've just won this year's eggnog chugging competition. Congrats, here's your $50 gift card to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse and your bill for a three-day hospital stay. Merry Christmas
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Now that he's done making pretentious unsubstantial music with Pink Floyd, Roger Waters is making pretentious, uneducated statements about Guantanamo Bay and the US's policy on detaining terrorists
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know who else hated "It's A Wonderful Life"? Ayn Rand, of course. Who were you thinking we were talking about?
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(50)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Jews eat Chinese food on Christmas? Here comes Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan to explain why
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(122)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
R.I.P. - The Christmas card: 1843 - 2014
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(30)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Where's the best place to play football in December? The Bahamas Bowl in Nassau or the Hawai'i Bowl in Honolulu? Central Michigan vs Western Kentucky kicks off Noon ET, followed by Fresno State vs Rice at 8pm, both on ESPN
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(29)
 
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Wall Street stunned after Taser stock reaches a 10-year high
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(12)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kurds weigh the value of independence
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(39)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
New app shows what 200 calories of different Christmas food looks like. Condensed version: Not enough
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
GOP comments on the latest economic news:
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(211)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
Now that Star Trek 3 has a director, it's time to starting speculating about who should direct Star Trek 4. Because obviously
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(74)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Christmas Eve, Fark. It's time once again to enjoy the greatest Christmas song of all time, The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl's beloved ode to holidays and love lost, Fairytale of New York
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(28)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Ben Carson has no shot to win the Republican nomination, but he can win Iowa, because Iowa
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(128)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Historians say Jesus was not born in A. D. 1, there was no magically bright star in the skies at that time, and there is no way Joseph would be hanging out with a pregnant Virgin Mary unless he was already bonking her
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
LA football fans still waiting for the Rams or Raiders to return so, just like last time, they can fail to ever go see a game
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(37)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin weighs in on how the GOP should spin the good economic news. And she only uses the phrase "repeal and replace" once, so you know it's one of her better efforts
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(110)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
18 Santas who killed, from TV and film. Do not watch any of them unless you're sure your childhood is completely over
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My daughter lives at home, a 22 year-old Ivy Leaguer going to law school. One day, I looked on her computer and found sexually explicit pictures of her with men and women. Overlooking the violation of privacy, what should I do?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Man invents a high-speed machine to sort M&Ms by color. Sure, it's goofy and useless but the science behind it is actually quite advanced
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(36)
 
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Photoshop this shopping friar
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(24)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The former treasurer for the Paedophile Information Exchange has been jailed for 13 years for... ah hell, you fill in the rest
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(84)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
More proof that god made us. Rods and cones found in ancient fish. So eyes couldn't have evolved; they must have been created exactly the way they are now
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(62)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Sony hack was an INSIDE JOB
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(275)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Six bulls wiped out three matadors, a fat banker won a 100k race, a soccer club was accused of bribing the other team with wine during halftime, and other great sport stories from 2014 you never heard about (maybe not safe for work)
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(5)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL announces the Pro Bowl rosters, still believing that someone somewhere really cares
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(67)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sony may sell off its music publishing division, the only part of the company that's actually making any money
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Former President George H.W. Bush hospitalized for shortness of breath
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(134)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Think your daily commute is bad? Virginia man travels 7 hours round trip to work. "I literally go through 11 counties, cross four rivers and three major cities"
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eric Garner's daughter attends memorial for slain NYPD cops and says, "It hit my heart because I know what it feels like with this upcoming season and you don't have your father around, I know firsthand what you're feeling"
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(293)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hello Kitty... motor oil?
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(43)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
School decides to eliminate bus stops in areas that are deemed within a walk zone of the school. And shockingly someone has a problem with this
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(151)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
The old Christmas stories are the best; like the one where two friends have a fight, one bites the other, and the bruise looks like the face of Jesus
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(17)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The Man, The Myth, The Legend," were among the applicants for the Wisconsin Badgers football position. He claimed being "ridiculously good" at NCAA football for XBOX 360 qualified him to be the head man in Madison
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(29)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Pharrell Williams threatens to sue YouTube for $1 billion dollars. Someone's not happy
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(89)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Who was the whiniest whiner that ever whined in 2014? (Some not safe for workish pics)
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(102)
 
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Wow. Such panda. So dog
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(17)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
You are an ambulance driver transporting a dog owner to the hospital and notice his dog chasing after you in the rear view mirror do you c) pull over and let the dog get in
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(30)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
If you had "a day" in the "How long until someone went apeshiat over the Satanic display in the Florida Capitol," collect your winnings
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(202)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
While the TSA was confiscating your nail clippers last week, rest assured that airport employees were only able to smuggle a few dozen loaded firearms in carry on luggage
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(50)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The 10 best 'SNL' sketches of 2014 that weren't aired
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(32)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
One of the SEALs who claims he shot bin Laden may have revealed classified information to the media, and the Navy isn't super thrilled about it
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(86)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Check out these guys using a Portal gun to do some impossible basketball trick shots
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(29)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Remember when Republicans filibustered Obama's cybersecurity bill because reasons? Good times
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(94)
 
(DW Akademie)
 
 
 
Yeah hello, I was wondering if my renter's insurance covers the theft of my bird. Yeah, it's a $180,000 pigeon. Hello?
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(45)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brave wave rider
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(19)
 
(Dinosaur Dracula)
 
 
 
Relive your youth with toy ads from the 1985 JCPenney Christmas Catalog
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(134)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
Hello, ma'am, this is the police. Do you want your 1967 Mustang back? You do? Darn
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(91)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jimmy the War Donkey was born in a trench in no man's land. Take that, Jesus
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(17)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tim Burton divorces Helena Bonham Carter in order to spend more time with Johnny Depp
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So it turns out that you can plead guilty to federal tax avoision and still be seated in Congress. What? Yes, I don't say "evasion", I say "avoison". *finger on earpiece* Yes, it's a word. Look it up
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(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Star of television's The Voice does a Doctor Who inspired song. Fark: It doesn't suck
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Listen unemployed lady, you can't just use Airbnb to support yourself with an extra $78,000-a-year income using your four bedroom apartment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"When is it okay to racially profile?" Never. Does 'never' work for you? DoJ: "Actually yes it does" Oh....well okay then....carry on. DoJ: "We will"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why every guy would love a train set at Christmas
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(13)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man "accidentally" sells his girlfriend's cat before he moves in with her
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
STUDY PROVES THAT DRINKING AT WORK IS GOOD FOR YOU. ..To be fair, that's not the actual finding of the ...I KNOW WHAT I HEARD
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(32)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In yet another front in the war on Christmas, government tells Ohio man to take down his Nativity display
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(99)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Rand Paul has a lot of problems with you people
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(92)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
And I don't even know why, the truth seems like a lie. In my cab there is no fee, when I was reporting in Shanghai
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Researchers say torture leaves long-term psychological scars. Quick, someone phone Ric Romero to get the scoop on this unexpected development
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(36)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Christmas Bowl Week continues as Marshall squares off against Northern Illinois in the Boca Raton Bowl, followed by Navy vs. San Diego State in the San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl. Action starts at 6pm ET on ESPN
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA's NuSTAR telescope array takes its first picture, promising an endless supply of breathtaking desktop backgrounds for years to come
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(17)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
British man stopped for drunk driving claims to be Vladimir Putin's cousin in attempt to intimidate police. Didn't work
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(16)
 
(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
Mom "calls" Santa on her naughty kids, cops pull over mom and threaten to impound her car
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(73)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Let your kids play outside? That's a call to CPS and cops with gun drawn at you and your kids
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(195)
 
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Man gets 60-hours in the hawk's rehabilitation nest for shooting protected hawks
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jet-powered Pinewood Derby car. Because why the hell not?
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(27)
 
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
Newly-developed Gecko gloves let you climb walls unaided like the Mall Ninja (pics)
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(18)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Hello, 911? Yeah, you just arrested my son for stealing packages from peoples' porches...and I found some more stuff he stole. (Cool tag is for no-nonsense parents)
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(63)
 
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge, Christmas Cookie Edition
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(32)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Women with three breasts taking her gimps for a walk. It must be Tuesday
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to use makeup to transform yourself into a remarkably lifelike reindeer, if that's your thing or you think it could be
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(7)
 
(US Census Bureau)
 
 
 
Florida is breeding, becomes America's third most populous state
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(64)
 
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Iowa man sentenced for neglecting his animals, facial hair
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(7)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
JP Morgan, who spends $250 million annually on cybersecuirty, suffered a major breach of its systems this summer because its IT folks neglect to install a two-factor identification upgrade on a single server
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(79)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sinks to new low in tacky Christmas decorations and hangs a dead tree trimmer from a palm tree
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
We apologize for this truly tasteless radio stunt. Well, perhaps not tasteless, perhaps a little bitter though I'm told the whipped cream helped (Not safe for workish)
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ikea's special Christmas "Get a gazillion live aphids with every real Christmas tree purchased" promotion does not go over with consumers as well as had been hoped (pic)
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(34)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeless man given $100 heads directly for the liquor store. FARK: It doesn't end like you're thinking
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(93)
 
(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)
 
 
 
Church learns an expensive lesson about being overly obsessed with an employee's fertility treatment
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(152)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
How a man spent a night with his mother in a Bangkok sex hotel and learned how to communicate with her at Christmas
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(34)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
When humans got lazy and took up farming, their bones got wimpy. Jeremiah Johnson is here. To pump. You up
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(60)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali's condition upgraded from shaken to stirred
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(15)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
After you return something to a store, do you wonder where it goes? Spoiler alert: Buying underwear at Walmart is at your own risk
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(60)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
One week left in the 2014 regular season, here's your Week 17 NFL Power Rankings
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(208)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So you bought WWE2K15 and created your own custom wrestler. That's great unless he looks like Chris Benoit. Owen Hart still available just don't use the Blue Blazer DLC
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(14)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian PM warns of increased terror chatter. Color coded alert system, a decade-long war of choice, and a total rejection of morals and ethics in the name security to follow
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(27)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The 12 beers of Christmas. Collect them all
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As mom always said - brush your teeth twice a day, always wear clean underwear, and never do a wedding dance with live rifles
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(19)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ever dream of pulling off a bank heist where you and your crew swap gold-painted bricks of lead for the real thing? These guys in Ukraine are living that dream
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(29)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How much money are you spending on your pets this Christmas and what are they getting? Besides steak
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(13)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity does NOT react well to being named "The worst" host on Fox News according to a poll of his fellow members of the media.; goes on Twitter to vent his outrage. His poor capslock key may never recover
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(170)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can a baseball cap be worth $300,000? Apparently yes, if it was worn by a fat guy with skinny legs
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Procter & Gamble: We're raising the bar and washing our hands of soap
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(16)
 
(KFAB Omaha)
 
 
 
Dude gets pissed and punches out a Redbox
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(44)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Work begins on trans-Nicaragua canal, to be completed by 2019 - although the accompanying palindrome is expected to take somewhat longer to finish
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(60)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Not news: turning abandoned rail beds or industrial spaces into outdoor recreation areas with bike paths, gardens, zip lines, etc. News: turning the Houston Astrodome into an outdoor recreation area with bike paths, gardens, zip lines, etc
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The inventor of Minecraft just bought a $70 million mansion in Beverly Hills, and you can tour the place in Minecraft
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(FStoppers)
 
 
 
But really, who hasn't wondered what $1.5 Billion in new Airbus A-350 jets flying in formation would look like?
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(49)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Dow tops 18,000 for the first time as the Romney Recovery - er, Romcovery™ - hits its stride
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(66)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Land of the Free holds 22% of the world's prisoners. Let that sink in a minute
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(331)
 
(Some Hoaloha)
 
 
 
"The Winter Storm Watch has been cancelled and replaced with a Blizzard Watch, bringing with it the possibility of 6 inches of snow, winds gusting up to 95 mph,and temps in the 20's. This has been your weather for Hawaii. Stay tuned for sports"
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(36)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"I grew up a poor giggling baby sun on the Teletubbies"
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
North Korea: Releasing The Interview would be an act of war. Sony: Challenge accepted
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(246)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Residents of a Toronto street decorate their neighbourhood with 45 giant inflatable Santas
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(10)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
T. Boone Pickens says the world was a better place when everyone paid way too much for oil
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(37)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Satanic church unveils their holiday display at the capitol building, and it's surprisingly tasteful, though it does look like it was designed by a class of fifth graders
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"The top 5 business stories from 2014" Staging a worker riot *for* an ousted CEO that lasted months and you ultimately won is strangely absent
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(10)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Those 'classic' cars in Cuba that collectors are drooling over because of the 60-year embargo? Yeah, their engines are basically tractor motors held together with baling wire as a result of that 60-year embargo
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(27)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
There's a large recall now brewing at Keurig
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Traveler tells what it's really like in Cuba. "My mobile phone and credit cards don't work, wi-fi is spotty and toilet paper is $1 a piece" The upside? Rum is $3 a bottle
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Problem: State's children, youth, and family division is understaffed, has increasing caseloads, and abuse scandals. Solution: Hire the tourism bureau chief to run the department
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe aims to stop President Obama's immigration order, says he will do a handstand in the sand while wearing a bikini for as long as possible
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Expert says blacks trust police more than whites do, really enjoys the refreshing chocolate milk rain springing from the ground in his Bizarro World home
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(38)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Who doesn't like an animated series that has an alcoholic horse/man celebrity that likes to boink cats? Soooooo quit horsin' around and giddy on up into the BoJack Horseman
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(42)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to look busy at work in the final few hours you've got until Christmas
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(26)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
You are not being misinformed, George Will really does like being named "Misinformer of the Year" by Media Matters
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(55)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German author who spent months with ISIS surprised at the ruthless efficiency with which fear has become their chief weapon
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(49)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how Sony was forced to cancel "The Interview" because they couldn't find any movie theater chains willing to screen it?
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(42)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced Peyton Manning with former Broncos QB Jay Cutler. Let's see if the Cincinnati defense notices
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(80)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
OPEC says it will not reduce output to raise the price of a barrel of oil. Christmas is officially saved
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(19)
 
(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff sports a new contrived nerdy look, somehow makes it work
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Austin Hatch, a University of Michigan basketball player who survived two plane crashes, scores his first point. Coach makes the mistake of saying "The Lord will take care of it" to the wrong guy
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(8)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Having run out of people to offend outside the venture capital community, Uber applies for business method patent
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(27)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Bill de Blasio, like his progressive political idol Barack Obama..." :-| *closes article*
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(80)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally a song that sums up what it's like to spend Christmas in Australia
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(15)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Now that my evil plan has come to fruition I'm going to end you ... right after I finish reading this Top 10 Villain Monologues list
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(55)
 
(Coed)
 
Video
 
Paul Stanley's unaired Folgers commercial from 2000. What the hell did I just type
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(14)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Mathematicians make major discovery about prime numbers. Warning: link contains math
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(40)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Goalie Tim Howard's new role as commentator inspires other shiatcocks with Tourette's
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(12)
 
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
LeBron James Jr. is 10 and he's already a better basketball player than you
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(17)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Your toothpaste was formed in the forges of dying stars billions of years ago
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The top 10 places parents hide presents so their kids don't find them include the garden shed and on top of high bureaus. You sure could have used this intel when you were eight
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(7)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Carolina gets aborted. I think this is how we got South Carolina
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(17)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
MMA fighter chokes his opponent out, then helps save his life. Sportsmanship +100 (w/video)
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(9)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Cubans have found a unique, albeit semi-legal way around their country's practically nonexistent internet access - external hard drives passed from person to person"
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(37)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Today, we celebrate the holiest of holy days, Festivus. The poles are erected in the family room with care, no tinsel in sight. The ham is cooking, the presents wrapped. So let us, in fine Festivus tradition, air our grievances to the right
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(113)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember when teens sneaking a little alcohol on a school trip was the worst that could go wrong? Well, times have changed
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(52)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And the all-time greatest Swedish sports person is...obviously Bjorn Borg. But wait a minute, some soccer player you've never heard of wants a recount
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(24)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Congressman asks Sony if he can screen The Interview at the U.S. Capitol. "This is about our right to live without fear, and knowing that our values will not be compromised by the idle threats of a despotic regime"
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(25)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The cost of the military wars since 9/11 terrorist attacks is a mere pittance compared to the lives of American men and women. Here's a breakdown of what $1.6 trillion bought you so far. EnF*ckingjoy
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(84)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sick of Frozen? You probably want to give these 10 places a wide berth
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(12)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
So, how do Americans look in North Korean films?
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(30)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The NASA pioneer "doing whatever it takes" to be awesome. Many Kerbals died to bring us her awesomeness
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(41)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Two painted chow chow dogs posing as pandas have been seized from a circus, after tricking children into handing over cash
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(25)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Are you the Christmas guest from hell? If not, here's how to up your game for the holidays
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(8)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jesus' birthplace grapples with modern traffic challenges. Couldn't they just retcon things so he was born in an area with a better infrastructure?
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I'm an atheist and anti-consumerist, which makes Christmas pretty difficult"
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(8)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New York theater to host live reading of The Interview, show everyone that the only bomb they have to worry about is that script
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(3)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony is now threatening to sue Twitter because some Twits posted information leaks. Keep f*cking that chicken, Sony
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Senator's son who was indicted over a case of hot dogs gets his buns saved
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(59)
 
(Supercompressor)
 
 
 
Ever get the feeling that your speakers were designed to be listened to in a sterile, empty lab somewhere? Well, me neither, but these speakers should solve that problem (sponsored link)
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(62)
 
(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
The stories we fell for because they fit our biases win the Columbia Journalism Review's "worst journalism" prize for 2014
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Excited when your state lottery hits $100 million? Come to Spain where their latest jackpot was $3 billion
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(30)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A San Diego State basketball player nearly went full Hank Gathers as he collapsed during a game
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(9)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Yahoo refused to hire Gwyneth Paltrow because she never graduated college, is history's greatest monster
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(110)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Michael Grimm (R-Staten Island) to plead guilty to tax evasion, which on Staten Island would normally carry the penalty of death by chokehold except that it's a federal tax rap so...tennis prison it is for the congressman
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(36)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
Q-Tip thoughtfully weighs in on Iggy Azalea's assertion that Hip-Hop is fundamentally non-political on Twitter, wins the Twitterverse version of a battle rap
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(84)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Department of Corrections insists that the 2-hour execution with 15 doses of lethal drugs was not botched
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here are 10 ways to deal with a Christmas hangover. It's not too early to post your own secret concoction
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(8)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Guy stupid enough to post "Wings on Pigs" on the Facebook page of a police department looks exactly like you would expect
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(171)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Daily Mail commentators are really angry about the idea of a black James Bond." Good
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(144)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem buried in Norway, home of the top fjordy spots across the land
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(67)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida State better keep an eye on its offensive coordinator--Georgia needs a new one since Mike Bobo is leaving to coach Colorado State
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(11)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My daughter's ballet teacher is actually a dangerous sexual predator. But I've been sworn to secrecy and told not to tell the police. That's a good idea, right, keeping a pedophile's secret?
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(261)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fruit offering
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(22)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea Internet service restored. Looks like someone found a new AOL disc
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(78)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
There are 22 one-syllable words that rhyme with 'jump.' You've got 4 minutes. Go
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
HOTY
 
Fark's 2014 Headline of the Year contest, Round 4: September through November
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The contract Darryl Strawberry signed with the Mets in 1985 is about to be auctioned. Fark: It still has $1.28 million left on it
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(14)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Leg lamp stolen from New York store's display. Police warn citizens to be on the lookout for an annoying child with taped up glasses and a Red Ryder BB gun
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(45)
 
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
New Jersey has new Christmas tree controlled by Twitter. #whogivesafark
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(15)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Libertarian businessman Nick Gillespie thinks Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren is an 'endlessly' 'clueless' 'rock star.' Cue Warren for Pres in 3, 2, 1
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(230)
 
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Seattle whose tunnel is now 70% complete. (Or maybe 10%)
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(52)
 
(Pointless Planet)
 
 
 
Ignoring the desperate pleas of millions of impoverished children, Santa stops at the home of some rich asshole to personally deliver a gift that costs more than the annual income of 90% of humanity
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(9)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Looks like key members of the Bush administration just crossed Germany off of their travel bucket lists for good
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(175)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Using iPads before bed can disrupt sleep patterns. There's a nap for that
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(51)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Red Robin releasing new "The Hangover Cure" burger, though it won't appear on the menu and only be available from January 1st through the 7th. So now, you can be a food hipster at a nationwide chain. Warning: it has mushrooms
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(120)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten signs you're drinking too much. Notably missing: Deleting all the Politics tab threads
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(63)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Sweet Christmas... Mike Colter has been cast as Luke Cage
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footballer wakes from a coma speaking fluent French and believing that he's Matthew McConaughey. Bien, bien, bien
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(26)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Since more students are failing standardized tests, the time has come to review their validity and usefulness since it's costing schools lots of money
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(49)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Stomping on a panhandler until he suffers brain damage is technically illegal in Boston, but you won't go to prison for it
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(46)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
Owner of Detroit BBQ company: What, you mean posting that I'm happy two cops got killed in New York might not be good for business? Fine. Here's my Facebook apology. We good now?
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(126)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Federal agents get paid to surf the Internet and by that we mean they're hunting Nazis and ISIS members
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
...and the latest quarterback to start for the Arizona Cardinals is....(drum roll)....Logan Thomas
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(44)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This insane fried chicken cheeseburger waffle is three burgers at once, because who needs arteries anyway
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(36)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
New Pee-Wee Herman movie coming to Netflix, unlike 25 years ago when he was coming in theaters
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(45)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you get drunk and end up in France and you can't get back into the country?
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(65)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
What's the best way to descend after you've flown 8,000 feet above Utah's mountains in a lawn chair tied to 90 helium balloons? Hint: It's a shotgun
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(56)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
If current trends continue, half of America's children will be autistic by 2025
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(200)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Patriots' cheating ways extend to practice facility contracts
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(33)
 
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson doesn't like Hollywood's fixation on blockbusters and franchises. THAT'S THE JOKE
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(49)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Diamonds on the soles of her cleats and other Christmas gift ideas for the child born on third base
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(3)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How did the wife of an imprisoned Cuban spy get pregnant? I'm no expert, but I'm going to guess it involved semen inserted into her vagina
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(72)
 
(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
What does Lance Armstrong love most about golf? Prepare yourself, you are not going to believe this... "I love adhering to a code of honor"
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
T-Mobile to pay $90 million to settle claims of fake customer charges. Or as AT&T subscribers call fake charges, their monthly statement
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(39)
 
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Coroner cheats himself out of a customer
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(64)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"We here at Slate have improved Santa's Christmas Eve delivery route"
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist creates realistic (though creepy) CGI image of what droids that can have sex might look like. (Probably safe for work)
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(104)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The Cure performed "Always Look On the Bright Side Of Life" with Eric Idle Friday night
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The White Elephant of the Internet
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Peyton Man up and STAMPEDE all over the Bengals or will Andy Dalton earn his STRIPES as he tries to defeat the Broncos? It's YOUR MNF thread starting tonight at 8:30 Eastern on ESPN
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(1424)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lone polar bear
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(29)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dov Charney wants us to know he's sleeping on friends' couches and down to his last $100K, one week after he was fired from American Apparel
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(63)
 
(Yes Network)
 
 
 
Bears say QB Jimmy Clausen is out with a concussion, meaning ol' Mopey McSullenpants will regain his starting job
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(39)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Remember when Soupy Sales asked kids to send him all those "green pieces of paper" from their parents' wallets? Well this is just like that, except with handguns
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(179)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will the ghost of Del Rio's car take out Hogan Claus? Is Rollins a Heyman guy now? How many NXT chants will we get? Baby girl, you know it's time for Raw is Christmas. (8PM est, USA/9.99)
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(1180)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pirates win rights to negotiate with Kang. No word on the status of Kodos
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(8)
 
(Stansberry Radio)
 
 
 
Drew appears on Stansberry Radio and gives his thoughts about journalism and the business of the internet (w/link to complete program)
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(2)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Hey baby, on LinkedIn, I've been endorsed for my skills in Horizontal Directional Drilling and Tender Submissions
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(61)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
One of world's strangest photo archives is devoted to photos of costumed animals partying, including a tiger in tinsel and dogs socialising in a pub
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(8)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sends joke text to friend on jury duty at rape trial. Ha ha ha ha *CLANG*
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(64)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
In a surprise move taking over 30 years to execute, coal industry has to deal with coal ash pollution. Naturally, someone has a problem with clean air and water
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(129)
 
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Danish brewery unveils IPA that stimulates your creativity - but only up to 0.075 blood alcohol level. Any higher, and you're just a sloppy drunk whose beer snobbery annoys all the guests
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Knicks team elevator is stuck in the basement. No telling when it will go up
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(7)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Crowd chants 'kill a cop' (once the Fox affiliate edits out a few syllables)
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(288)
 
(Coed)
 
 
 
What the Elf on the Shelf does when no one is watching
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(40)
 
(Something Else Reviews)
 
 
 
Co-founder Roger Taylor thinks yet another Queen reissue is a rip off, too
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(24)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Right wing candidate: I know gays like animal sex because a 'homosexual donkey' tried to rape my horse"
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(99)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw says his cancer is in the greatest remission
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google gets slapped by Russia with a fine totaling $1.6... thousand
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(14)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Filling out Secret Santa forms for an office worker can be quite stressful, unless you are this guy
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(50)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
World's most expensive Christmas tree worth every penny. Just kidding, it's as ugly as Santa's used underwear
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(17)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: When going target shooting later it's a good idea to leave your cache of weapons at home and not in your car, in the high school parking lot
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(70)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
In a simply amazing coincidence with absolutely no relationship to world events whatsoever, North Korea's internet is down. All of it
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(334)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Mrs. Claus. Santa is packing heat
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Joran van der Sloot offered to tell Natalee Holloway's mom where the body is. For $250,000
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dash of color
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(21)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bud Selig to get $6 million per year in retirement, because fark you, that's why
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(39)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Cogent and well-reasoned argument on why the meaning of life can only be found in sex and music. Further proof that majoring in philosophy was a good idea
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
And you thought "Jerry Springer" was bad: Popular new Iraqi TV reality Show "in the Grip of the Law" Features former ISIS members being confronted by their victims
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three-year-old girl discovers fairy doll has male genitalia. Ken seen sulking in corner
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(71)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Calls go out in New York for Racial Healing, Marvin Gaye's lesser-known single
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(79)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bungie: "Destiny is about to receive a stampeding influx of what gamers inevitably refer to as 'Christmas Noobs.' Go easy on 'em. Try not to laugh too hard when they lodge their first, adorable complaint about our old friend Rahool"
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(105)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans move to put an age limit on serving State Supreme Court justices but say it has nothing to do with replacing 81 year old liberal Chief Justice
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(119)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Airline barf bags disappearing as more fliers have the lasagna
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(The Mary Sue)
 
Weeners
 
Here's a cute video of wiener dogs taking a bath. Go on and watch. No one anywhere is doing any actual work this week except maybe mall Santas
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's what kids were asking Santa for in 1959, back when the young weren't illiterate, gadget-carrying, disrespectful little mopes obsessed with their Onweb combats and Counterduty shooting
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(ITV)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like when a farmer puts a GoPro on his sheepdog. Why did no one do this sooner?
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Start your week with a laugh. Here's the classic 1941 Abbot and Costello arithmetic lesson
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(New York Daily News)