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Tue May 21, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		While you were fretting over the privacy issues with Google Glass, Microsoft was scanning your Skype conversations and storing any linked URLs source: h-online.com \| share:	(34)

Sun May 19, 2013

		Congress finally agrees on something: Google Glass creeps them out source: stableytimes.com \| share:	(96)
		Old and Busted: One of the wealthiest corporations in the world, with literally billions in cash, commits massive tax evasion schemes. New Hotness: Replace 'evasion' with 'fraud' and add 'lies to government under oath about it' source: theverge.com \| share:	(58)

Fri May 17, 2013


		Google buys Quantum computer in hopes of researching web searching, speech recognition, "Who's on first?" routine source: cbc.ca \| share:	(22)
		If you are already famous for having "crazy eyes" it's probably not a good idea to let yourself be photographed sporting a pair of Google glasses source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(41)
		You know that prince that needed money to get his inheritance out of Nigeria and would give you a cut? Google has a new service just for him and you source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	(11)
		Boy is abducted in China aged five. 23 years later he uses Google maps and his memory to find his way back home to the family who'd given up hope source: scmp.com \| share:	(49)

Thu May 16, 2013

		Whoever named Google's new Spotify killer should be dragged out into the street and shot source: theverge.com \| share:	(56)

		White House invites geeks to Google+ Hangout today to discuss science and technology challenges and, no doubt, Star Trek Into Darkness source: itworld.com \| share:	(5)
		Old and Busted: Cell companies selling your private information to governments. New Hotness: Cell companies letting your private information be indexed and searched on Google source: theage.com.au \| share:	(11)
		How to beat the insanely addictive Google Maps guessing game. Subby is not responsible for your lost productivity. You have been warned source: slate.com \| share:	(90)

Wed May 15, 2013

		Google ready to show off its latest devices and services, including Taunt-O-Doodle™ and rebranded data mining, Soul Searching™ source: phys.org \| share:	(3)
		RIP Spotify source: theverge.com \| share:	(50)

Tue May 14, 2013

Classic arcade game turns 37 today. Google celebrates as only Google can

source: popwatch.ew.com | share:

(42)

Mon May 13, 2013

Google Drive triples their free storage to 15 Gb. Your move, Dropbox

source: news.cnet.com | share:

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Sat May 11, 2013

Microsoft creates a viral video starring Rob Schneider that bashes Google Docs...that they uploaded via Google's YouTube

source: news.cnet.com | share:

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Fri May 10, 2013

		ESPN joins Google and Verizon in calling for internet to be run like your cable company source: theverge.com \| share:	(25)
		Timelapse of the Earth over the last 30 Years source: youtube.com \| share:	(90)

Thu May 09, 2013

		How to Google the NSA way source: gawker.com \| share:	(75)
		"Only a fool would use Google Glass to spy on people." Well, only idiots would wear them source: slate.com \| share:	(78)
		Sainsbury checkout girls nab their US kidnap fugitive boss via Google. ProTip: When hiding from the cops, don't piss off anyone source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(19)

Wed May 08, 2013

		Google's most elaborate "doodle" ever may give you a just little feeling of vertigo source: guardian.co.uk \| share:	(36)
		Google Street View captures elusive two-legged earless half-cat source: jalopnik.com \| share:	(47)

Mon May 06, 2013

If the reported 3.5 hour battery life hasn't put you off from buying Google Glass, this probably won't either

source: theverge.com | share:

(25)

Fri May 03, 2013

Google recognizes the State of Palestine. Did you mean: Gaza and the West Bank

source: aljazeera.com | share:

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Thu May 02, 2013

		FARK: Google Glass will allow people to secretly record video and take pics by winking. Ultra FARK: It knows when you blink because it has a second camera always watching you source: theverge.com \| share:	(126)
		Google Glass isn't even on the market yet and already someone has hacked the system to allow others to see what you're seeing source: popsci.com \| share:	(50)
		Tech journalist tries to turn "Bing" into a verb. Turns out this only works for Google source: lifehacker.com.au \| share:	(42)

Wed May 01, 2013

Google Plus actually seeing growth. In meh

source: phys.org | share:

(22)

Fri April 26, 2013

Apple bans apps from updating on its OS which are not from its own app store. Just kidding, it's Google

source: theverge.com | share:

(68)

Thu April 25, 2013

		If you live in Manhattan and spotted the Google "driverless" car hit a cyclist in Soho or pass by with a traffic cone stuck under the front bumper, rest assured it was just a hoax. We hope source: gawker.com \| share:	(25)
		Can you live without Google? What if they suspended your account without explanation? source: slate.com \| share:	(125)

Wed April 24, 2013

Facebook planning $300M data center, pretty much smack in the middle of Farmville

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Tue April 23, 2013

		It's the beginning of the end for Apple source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(72)
		Google Glass to be released publicly in 2014. REJOICE DOUCHEBAGS source: zdnet.com \| share:	(74)

Mon April 22, 2013

		Facebook is serving images in Google's WebP format, drawing ire from users who like to steal selfies source: news.cnet.com \| share:	(48)
		Google fined €145,000 over wi-fi data collection in Germany, may have to skip that afternoon's treasure bath source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(24)

Sun April 21, 2013

Google explains why no one will be using Google Glass

source: cracked.com | share:

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Thu April 18, 2013

		Google to customers: You don't own the things you buy from us, we own you source: boingboing.net \| share:	(58)
		The "crime scene" on Google earth which went viral - was really just a five-year-old Dutch dog after a swim (possibly Not safe for work content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(43)

Wed April 17, 2013

		Wearing Google Glass may cause eye strain, douchebaggery source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(107)
		Google tells developers they're not allowed to turn a profit on Glass apps. In other news, Steve Ballmer has officially taken over Google source: independent.co.uk \| share:	(67)
		Today would be a terrible media day to release information about your new product, unless of course you didn't want that product overly scrutinized source: foxnews.com \| share:	(31)

Tue April 16, 2013

Sony tells Google: You call that Internet fiber service? Now THIS is a fiber service

source: tech.slashdot.org | share:

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Mon April 15, 2013

Sun April 14, 2013

WTF Google Maps (possibly Not safe for work and/or graphic image)

source: maps.google.com | share:

(90)

Sat April 13, 2013

Google wants to regulate your neighbor's drones from spying on you

source: theverge.com | share:

(39)

Fri April 12, 2013

	"Captain Kirk never pulled out a keyboard to ask a question. And that's what we're aiming for at Google: making Star Trek computers a reality." As long as it's not the M-5 source: slate.com \| share:	(111)
	Turns out Bing named itself after the malware alerts popping up on your screen when you browse Bing's results source: gizmodo.com \| share:	(29)
(ClickZ.com)	"BuzzFeed is pitching distribution of its own native advertising product to nine of its publishing partners, including Cracked.com, Thought Catalog, and FARK" (4th section) source: clickz.com \| share:	(0)

Thu April 11, 2013

		Digital estate planning by Google. Designate who should be notified and who should receive access to your Google stuff if your account remains inactive for a specified period of time source: googlepublicpolicy.blogspot.com \| share:	(18)
		Randy pair get caught by the Google Street View playing dirty in the road. (Not safe for work or the road) source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	(34)
		Behold, the Google Street View Hyperlapse source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	(7)

Wed April 10, 2013

Google's war against non-news. Oh Fark

source: salon.com | share:

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Tue April 09, 2013

		Following news that Google is bringing its fiber service to Austin, a rep for AT&T says they'll offer fiber in the city too.... they just don't know exactly where, or how much it will cost, or when. But it will be just as good. Please don't leave us source: electronista.com \| share:	(71)
		SHODAN: scariest search on the internet source: money.cnn.com \| share:	(72)

Fri April 05, 2013

		Microsoft is quickly becoming the annoying kid that constantly tries to fit in by copying what the cool kids do source: appleinsider.com \| share:	(80)
		Not news: Copyright holders sending DMCA takedown requests to Google. FARK: For the postings of their own takedown requests source: torrentfreak.com \| share:	(27)

Thu April 04, 2013

		Imagine having this family for inlaws: a Google Senior VP, a Stanford Physics Professor, a UCSF Pediatrics Professor, a Time Magazine "Invention of the Year" founder, and an award-winning teacher. But one son-in-law is doing ok--he co-founded Google source: paloalto.patch.com \| share:	(29)
		Trenton, NJ city councilwoman finds out the hard way the "blue waffle" internet meme. WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THIS AT WORK OR IN FRONT OF YOUR FAMILY OR AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY source: nj.com \| share:	(111)

Mon April 01, 2013

		Google's April Fools Day pranks are totally NOT FUNNY, according to people who are still pissed that Google Reader is going away. In other news the butthurt about Google reader can officially seen from space according to Google Earth source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(91)
		Google introduces Gmail Blue, because "brown was a disaster" source: stableytimes.com \| share:	(23)
		Do you smell what Google is cooking? source: google.com \| share:	(71)

Sun March 31, 2013

		Kentucky passes law that will allow people to break the law in accordance with their religious faith. In related news, Al Qaida was reportedly looking for directions to Fort Campbell, KY on Google Maps source: usatoday.com \| share:	(223)
		Google celebrates Easter Sunday by honoring Cesar Chavez. You better believe somebody is going to have a problem with this source: twitchy.com \| share:	(328)

Sat March 30, 2013

Activists are hard at work protecting your freedom. By demanding strict government regulation of Google Glass. Uh, thanks I guess

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

Facebook announces it's pulling an Amazon on Google

source: theverge.com | share:

(33)

Thu March 28, 2013

Google Street View allows you to tour the city of Namie, Japan, abandoned after the Fukushima nuclear accident. The Earth abides

source: science.nbcnews.com | share:

(44)

Wed March 27, 2013

Google engineers: smarter than 5th graders, not smarter than Vietnamese 11th graders

source: itworld.com | share:

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Tue March 26, 2013

		The government running Google? What could possibly go wrong? source: itworld.com \| share:	(34)
		Google tries to stop Sweden from using the word "ungoogleable" and makes the word "ungoogleable" googleable thanks to all the articles regarding ungooglable source: theverge.com \| share:	(38)

Mon March 25, 2013

Legislators look up long enough from their dash-mounted GPS systems and touch-screen environmental controls to ban use of Google Glass while driving

source: news.cnet.com | share:

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Sun March 24, 2013

New patent suggests Google Glass may actually be wearable skynet 1.0

source: phys.org | share:

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Sat March 23, 2013

Google pays off North Providence's underfunded police pension fund. Not voluntarily, of course

source: reuters.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

Wed March 20, 2013

		Google ready to unveil Google Keep source: arstechnica.com \| share:	(44)
		As an olive branch to the internet for taking away their Reader, Google just made GIF searches a whole lot easier source: uproxx.com \| share:	(212)
		Google changes relationship status before breakup date with Reader source: networkworld.com \| share:	(18)

Mon March 18, 2013

An average minute on the Internet now contains 204 million emails, 2 million Google searches, 1.3 million YouTube views, 3 FARK headline submissions

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Sun March 17, 2013

From Google Labs to Google Reader, it's the Google Graveyard. Plot for Google Plus not yet available

source: slate.com | share:

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Fri March 15, 2013

Samsung: "Beware the Ides of March." Google: "Et tu S-Brute?"

source: theverge.com | share:

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Thu March 14, 2013

		Google set to merge Android with ChromeOS to beat Ballmer at his own game: Destroying Microsoft source: theverge.com \| share:	(54)
		Google: "AdBlock? What's AdBlock? We've never heard of it" source: venturebeat.com \| share:	(76)
		Apple's Schiller shills source: stuff.co.nz \| share:	(39)

Tue March 12, 2013

Morrissey in San Francisco hospital with double pneumonia. Subby on Google trying to find someplace in SF to order bacon bouquet

source: sfgate.com | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

If you see today's Google Doodle, Don't Panic. And remember to bring your towel

source: google.com | share:

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Sun March 10, 2013

Google releases talking shoe. CONTROL to provide first purchase order

source: techcrunch.com | share:

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Sat March 09, 2013

Seattle bar bans Google Glass. "And ass kickings will be encouraged for violators"

source: news.cnet.com | share:

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Fri March 08, 2013

Google makes 1200 employees of Motorola Mobility a bit more mobile

source: news.cnet.com | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

Behind Microsoft's $732M fine: a snitch named Google

source: newser.com | share:

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Wed March 06, 2013

Mon March 04, 2013

MS announces it's ceasing its "Scroogled" ad campaign after realizing people that use Google don't care much for privacy

source: theverge.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

		The internet has replaced grandparents as kids' No. 1 source for mostly wrong life advice source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(52)
		Google plants an early Easter egg on YouTube when you search "Do The Harlem Shake" source: youtube.com \| share:	(77)

Thu February 28, 2013

		Google under fire for auto-suggesting that autistic people should ______________ source: nj.com \| share:	(68)
		Google: People want gigabit internet and ISPs can make a profit selling it to them. Time-Warner: LuLz. No they don't. Besides, free cable and internet to city council members in exchange for a monopoly is cheaper than upgrading infrastructure source: theverge.com \| share:	(69)

Wed February 27, 2013

		Google stores? Not so fast, says Senior VP at Google source: allthingsd.com \| share:	(19)
		Next year, the military will finally let Jeff Goldblum put his PowerBook on their networks so he can blow up the alien mothership source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(10)

Mon February 25, 2013

Toxic vapors force Google to close two buildings. Employees brace for delays in dry cleaning services, massages, company foosball tournament

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Sat February 23, 2013

		MIT advising people to "shelter in place" after reports of a person with a long rifle and body armor on campus (UPDATE: report "unfounded") source: emergency.mit.net \| share:	(292)
		(Company) _______ Working on (Adjective) ______ (Noun) ______ Service. Today's Tech-Headline Mad-Lib is Google, Subscription-Based and Music source: macrumors.com \| share:	(14)

Fri February 22, 2013

		Hipster alert: Google Glass will be available end of 2013, so you can wear them before it was cool source: news.cnet.com \| share:	(88)
		Google blocks Ad-Block plus for Android source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	(96)

Thu February 21, 2013

		Have you been waiting for Chromebooks to hit the magic $1,300 price point before you buy? Great news - Google just unveiled "the most overpriced laptop ever" source: thenextweb.com \| share:	(65)
		Social media is training China's citizens for democracy. Uh-oh source: blogs.wsj.com \| share:	(18)
		The Long Arm of the Google: Google knows all, sees all, especially if you're stupid source: blogs.reuters.com \| share:	(37)
		Google looks to hipsters for advice. Fail to think their cunning plan through as hipsters have been using AskJeeves since before it was cool source: zdnet.com \| share:	(15)

Tue February 19, 2013

Smoking hot Russian chick now single after finding picture of her boyfriend with another woman on Google Maps analogue

source: redhotrussia.com | share:

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Sat February 16, 2013

Google to open retail stores by year's end. Apple to immediately file lawsuit claiming Google stole their idea

source: bgr.com | share:

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Wed February 13, 2013

In its continuing bid to unseat Google as top search engine, Bing now allows you to never have to stray outside your echo chamber

source: inquisitr.com | share:

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Tue February 12, 2013

		DRM is coming to web pages and you have Google, Microsoft, and Netflix to thank source: slashdot.org \| share:	(31)
		What's -4^(1/4)? Apparently not what you think it is, according to Google (Fark: Not safe for work) source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(79)

Sat February 09, 2013

		NASA to host an impromptu Google Hangout with ISS crew for Google+'s remaining 150 users source: pcmag.com \| share:	(12)
		Google goes Double Irish and orders a Dutch Sandwich while suing the IRS. That's just nasty source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(9)

Thu February 07, 2013

Microsoft: Google doesn't respect your piracy. It's like rain on your Windows installer disc

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Tue February 05, 2013

		White people get targeted search ads like this, while black people get targeted search ads like "this* source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(134)
		Attention employees of Google, Twitter & Facebook here are the three hottest neighborhoods in San Francisco for 2013 source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(18)

Sat February 02, 2013

FTC pushes for enforceable do-not-track on mobiles. Facebook and Google seen readying their nukes

source: nytimes.com | share:

(45)

Thu January 31, 2013

Good news: Google Play now has about as many apps as the iOS App Store, and will probably beat it to the million-app mark. Bad news: Quantity doesn't translate to quality

source: readwrite.com | share:

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Tue January 29, 2013

Whether planning a vacation or a defection, Google now has expanded its maps of North Korea to cover your needs

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Mon January 28, 2013

		Remember how people have been calling Google+ an abject failure? Yeah, about that source: forbes.com \| share:	(82)
		Japan invents anti-Google goggles source: google.com \| share:	(16)

Thu January 24, 2013

Google sides with Gmail users, won't turn over emails to law enforcement without a warrant

source: stableytimes.com | share:

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Wed January 23, 2013

		Those geeks at Google tuk yer jerb source: chron.com \| share:	(50)
		Google, Apple, and the do not hire lists source: theverge.com \| share:	(34)

Tue January 22, 2013

		Google treats employees well, and in return, they work hard. Who knew it could be like that? source: slate.com \| share:	(147)
		Australian surgeon sues over Google auto-complete attached to his name. This should end well source: smh.com.au \| share:	(51)

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