Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Glenn Beck says that health care reform is just like...[spins wheel]...the bombing of Pearl Harbor  (crooksandliars.com)	(103)
		After weeks of praising violent extremists and making veiled calls for armed revolution, Glenn Beck has Sarah Palin on his show to tell their followers "Violence is not the answer", followed by a gigantic *wink*,  (news.yahoo.com)	(121)
		Wingnutdaily has turned away from Glenn Beck: "Scripture warns us that some day the devil will rise up with many followers. We never realized the devil's name would be Glenn Beck, and that Satan would be such a crybaby."  (wnd.com)	(93)
		Jon Stewart does his best Glenn Beck impersonation, somehow linking Jesus to the Ayatollah and both of them to Bert. The last one wasn't that much of a stretch  (thedailyshow.com)	(205)
(Prefix Mag)		Fox News lady wants new Lady Gaga video outlawed because it encourages predators and is "poison for the minds of our kids" (with vid)  (prefixmag.com)	(105)
		After he watches this clip from "The Daily Show," Glenn Beck might actually cry for real  (thedailyshow.com)	(431)

Roger Ailes tells Fox News staffers to be nice to Glenn Beck. What's wrong, little boy, you gonna CRY?  (nydailynews.com)

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Roger Ebert comments about Glenn Beck, "Beck has strayed way, way off conservatism, to a land where reason itself is an evil conspiracy"  (blogs.suntimes.com)

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Fox staffers claim that America's top crybaby, Glenn Beck, tears up on cue in rehearsal  (rawstory.com)

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Jimmy Kimmel drafts Glenn Beck and Eric Massa for the best "Unnecessary Censorship" ever  (examiner.com)

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		Glenn Beck explains how the US started WWII and why Pearl Harbor was justified  (mediamatters.org)	(121)
		Glenn Beck tells viewers to boycott "churches that preach economic and social justice." Conservative evangelical preacher advises people boycott the Crying One, and challenges Beck to a debate  (cnn.com)	(376)
		Beck: Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' is 'anti-American,' 'propaganda'  (rawstory.com)	(202)

		In the battle between Glenn Beck, and a small poodle, that small poodle was on the verge of winning, and that's when Facebook pulled the plug  (redtape.msnbc.com)	(179)
		Glenn Beck exposes the sinister Marxist plot behind popular music like "This Land is Your Land" and "Revolution". I guess "Yes, We Have No Bananas" was too old to cover  (mediamatters.org)	(172)

		Glenn Beck reflects on "tickle-fight Tuesday"  (breitbart.tv)	(79)
		"Just seven minutes into Glenn Beck's hour-long interview of Eric Massa on Tuesday evening, things had already gone very wrong". How wrong? Two words: tickle fights  (washingtonpost.com)	(211)

(Some Heathen)

Glenn Beck warns followers to avoid church if they preach about "social justice"  (politicsdaily.com)

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		Noted historical scholar Glenn Beck explains how progressivism always leads to Nazism  (crooksandliars.com)	(284)
		Glenn Beck and Bill O'Reilly try to define 'progressivism.' That's the joke  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(513)
		Glenn Beck vs. the poodle  (npr.org)	(29)

Glenn Beck is now scaring the GOP establishment. And by "GOP establishment", we of course mean Rush Limbaugh  (dailykos.com)

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After Glenn Beck's stern denunciation of him at CPAC, there is now a movement among the right wing blogodome to brand Roosevelt as a socialist. TEDDY Roosevelt  (corner.nationalreview.com)

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Glenn Beck at CPAC: "Progressivism is eating the Constitution." OM NOM NOM  (huffingtonpost.com)

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Glenn Beck says something sane (with video clip)  (mediamatters.org)

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Glenn Beck says Rachel Maddow called him a liar without any proof. Which is sort of true, because he cut out the part of the clip where she provided the proof  (watching-tv.ew.com)

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Glenn Beck: Teabaggers may eventually need to secede, take Alaska and join Russia  (mediamatters.org)

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This week's Kos hate mail bag has a letter from someone who wipes his dog's ass with web pages  (dailykos.com)

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Glenn Beck wonders why Barack Obama chose to call himself Barack  (mediamatters.org)

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Victoria Jackson has gone utterly, off-the-rails insane (with mind-blowing piece of original "art" dedicated to the evils of "Barry Sortero from Indonesia")  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

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George Soros throws a monkey wrench into the Glenn Beck investment strategy: "Gold is now the ultimate bubble."  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Obama sticks it to Glenn Beck's congregation by redistributing 10% of their gold investment. That's the only way you could lose money on something that never loses its value  (cnbc.com)

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Tea Party leader arrested for raping a 7-year-old girl. Search of his house finds M-203 grenade launcher and, uh ... Wolverines?  (crooksandliars.com)

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Glenn Beck says of Scott Brown: 'It could end with a dead intern.' Um.....ok  (huffingtonpost.com)

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Joe Scarborough tells Keith Oberman he's on the same footing as Beck and Limbaugh  (politico.com)

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		If you were worried that Glenn Beck might show enough class to stay out of the Haiti earthquake wharrgarbl, well, rest easy  (crooksandliars.com)	(313)
		MSNBC hosts picks Lincoln as her favorite founding father after laughing at Sarah Palin for picking all of them  (hotair.com)	(373)

(the daily show)

Glenn Beck to Sarah Palin: "Did I just finger you?" giggity  (thedailyshow.com)

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		In attacking President Obama in defense of conservatism and the religious right, Glenn Beck quoted Thomas Jefferson: "question with boldness". The full Jefferson quote? "Question with boldness even the existence of a God."  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)	(235)
		Glenn Beck: Who is your favorite founding father? Sarah Palin: Uh, all of them?  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(505)

Glenn Beck heroically criticizes powerful "tax cheats" who claim to have merely made "mistakes." Now Beck is being accused of similar "mistakes." For the first time ever, Beck is not available for comment  (politico.com)

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Glenn Beck to African Americans - "You don't exist"  (thinkprogress.org)

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Glenn Beck claims the birther issue is the 'Dumbest thing I've ever heard,' Obama's political dream come true. Yes, you just read that correctly. Bonus: Conservative subby's link is WND with a confidently neutral bias  (wnd.com)

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Gold dives 10% as the Glenn Beck investment strategy proves to be crazier than he is  (telegraph.co.uk)

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Say what you will, liberal media -- Glenn Beck is certainly getting his share of awards  (mediamatters.org)

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		Gallup poll finds that Republicans admire Obama over Glenn Beck 2:1. Ouch  (gallup.com)	(120)
		Top 10 Biggest Douchebags of 2009  (spike.com)	(203)

Glenn Beck is the must-have endorsement for Tom Clancy-style thrillers, as nothing embodies the deadly world of macho secret agents like a pudgy, baby-faced drama queen whose blubbery crying jags derail his cushy desk job each night  (tnr.com)

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Teabaggers organizing national strike to "financially cripple companies that are funding socialism."  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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Today's Incoherent Headline Award goes to: "Recipe for Oscar Nom Trash Middle Tea-Bagging America." Om nom nom  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)

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(Dispatches from the Culture Wars)		The lawyer who beat Glenn Beck is back and firing off legal briefs to his next target: the FCC  (scienceblogs.com)	(93)
		Gold slides one percent which means now is the time to BUY BUY BUY (this message brough to you by Glenn Beck)  (reuters.com)	(67)

Glenn Beck's surivivalist rants urging his listeners to stock up on "Guns, God, and Gold", may have something to do with the fact that he is an undisclosed paid spokesman for a major gold-trading firm  (news.yahoo.com)

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		Tens of millions attend Glenn Beck's "Christmas Sweater" simulcast in New York, Boston, and DC, making it the highest grossing theatrical release since The Dark Knight  (thinkprogress.org)	(94)
		Showing us all how it's done, a citizen hero manhandles multiple arab terrorists off his flight. If by arab terrorists you mean a Mexican watching porn on his cell phone. Oh, and the guy wasn't actually on the flight  (talkingpointsmemo.com)	(105)

Glenn Beck's movie fails spectacularly, selling a total 17 tickets in New York and Boston: "The theater's almost empty"  (rawstory.com)

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		Saturday's DailyKos hate mailbag: Effete pseudo-heterosexual edition  (dailykos.com)	(53)
		"When Glenn Beck and others talk about an antigovernment revolution, we should recall the 1898 Wilmington race riot."  (csmonitor.com)	(160)

Glenn Beck is evolving. He looks like us now. And he has a plan  (gawker.com)

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