Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Jealous of James O'Keefe's sudden fame, ACORN goes ahead with original plan, gets its workers indicted for election fraud  (hotair.com)	(136)

Lewis Carroll's original Alice in Wonderland story is actually: a) political satire; b) pedophile fantasy; or c) commentary about recent mathematical theories  (nytimes.com)

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Julie Benz and Michael Chiklis to play superheroes on ABC in the most original show of all time  (gammasquad.uproxx.com)

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(Some Cake)

Valve appears to be announcing Portal 2 in just about the most awesome way imaginable  (forums.steampowered.com)

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(Some Bald Guy)

Peter Gabriel leaves originality behind for new cover album  (media.www.depauliaonline.com)

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Surfing's really cool, except when you originally went snow skiing, fall into Scottish avalanche  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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(Movieline)

Nine of the best screenshots from the Showgirls 2 trailer. Gee, I hope it's as good as the original  (movieline.com)

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Aboriginal group: We think the "native" costumes worn by the Olympic ice skaters are another example of our culture being exploited. Ice skating coach: It's not even about you, STFU  (abcnews.go.com)

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Anthony Daniels turns 64 today. What are the odds he says he never originally wanted the C-3PO job? Approximately 3,720 to 1  (youtube.com)

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(Digitalspy)

Original 808 State lineup may reform. You submitted this with a more acidic headline  (digitalspy.co.uk)

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(Some Droog)

David Ellefson, original bassist for Megadeth, rejoins band for 20th Anniversary tour of "Rust in Peace"  (megadeth.com)

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		On this day in 1987, Bon Jovi topped the charts with "Livin' on a Prayer." Spend some time this Valentine's Day with Tommy, Gina, and the docks  (youtube.com)	(26)
(Some Guy)		"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas." Obvious tag is too busy sparkling  (popeater.com)	(132)

Caturday announcement: Editor Ellen Datlow has commissioned authors to write sci-fi/fantasy stories for an anthology entitled Tails of Wonder And Imagination, stories that are all about furred felines  (io9.com)

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		New Georgia O'Keeffe exhibit reveals she also painted some things that didn't look exactly like a vagina  (abcnews.go.com)	(96)
		Original Haitian death toll of 270,000 has now been revised to 170,000, meaning that 100,000 people are no...longer...dead...OH CRAP    (ajc.com)	(340)

(Some Guy)

Original director and Christopher Lee reteam to reboot "The Wicker Man," this time without bee-stricken Nick Cage in a bear suit slugging broads  (joblo.com)

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"Most, if not all, of the psychological ingredients that enter into religion originally evolved to solve more general problems of social interaction and subsequently were co-opted for use in religious activities"  (blogs.usatoday.com)

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Top Scottish playwright pens "Macbeth II: Electric Boogaloo" set immediately after conclusion of Shakespeare's original  (news.scotsman.com)

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"He was originally granted bail, but it was revoked after he allegedly breached its conditions, requiring him not to engage in the services of female escorts or consume illegal drugs"  (smh.com.au)

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(SooToday)

After getting Farked, SooToday finds out math is hard, adds readers note to original article: "...The resulting spike in ad revenue allows us to afford extra pickles on our Reggieburgers"  (sootoday.com)

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		New Judge Dredd movie "won't be as bad as the original," says creator John Wagner. In other news, there is a Judge Dredd remake in the works  (io9.com)	(57)
		Victoria Jackson has gone utterly, off-the-rails insane (with mind-blowing piece of original "art" dedicated to the evils of "Barry Sortero from Indonesia")  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(356)
		Fifteen year old girl with no vagina gets pregnant, apparently due to sperm she received from performing fellatio leaking from her GI tract into her uterus after being stabbed at the bar where she worked. Then it gets weird  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(313)

The original members of Limp Bizkit have a treat in store for their fan  (contactmusic.com)

(51)

A car, originally designed by a coke-head, is polished to a mirror finish. Now that's efficiency  (jalopnik.com)

(104)

(Some Guy)

First, it was the dictionary for containing the definition of oral sex. This time, it's The Diary Of A Young Girl for bringing up vaginas  (thefrisky.com)

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		The original iPad  (youtube.com)	(11)
		Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named........Lester Flatt; original Bluegrass Boy and genre master honored by congress  (npr.org)	(10)

		Dear George Lucas: For the love of all that is Holy, would you please stop farking around with the original trilogy already?  (dailymail.co.uk)	(279)
		Study lists unfair credit card companies. Originally submitted the list of fair credit card companies, but the editor refused to publish a blank document  (news.smh.com.au)	(119)

In the mid 80's, scientists transmitted the sounds of vaginal contractions towards neighbouring star systems. It is unclear what sort of reply we should expect, but it's sure to come hard and fast    (newscientist.com)

(64)

Today Kevin Costner turns 55. This is the original trailer for Field of Dreams. One of the two good movies he's made  (youtube.com)

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		Attention, Firefly fans: Titan Books is releasing an anthology collection of original, authorized stories sometime later this year. That is, assuming it doesn't get canceled  (io9.com)	(35)
		Dangerous things you should let your kid do or how to kick helicopter parenting in it's sandy vagina  (sfgate.com)	(208)
		Lionsgate currently winning the bidding war for the Terminator franchise. Well, they can't make anything worse than everything that followed the original  (variety.com)	(51)

		Missing Hawaiian moon rocks finally found, despite the claims of a small group of protestors that they originally landed in Kenya  (wired.com)	(15)
		Peter Sarsgaard in taalks to plaay Green Laantern's maain villaain, Hector Haamond. Don't worry; it's paart of GL's original story. Sinestro figures in too  (variety.com)	(38)

For the "Ghostrider" sequel there's no Eva Mendes, they're going to Europe and "incorporating kind of an original idea of Nic's." The only thing that can save this thing now is some math and a bear suit  (chud.com)

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How Terry Gilliam weathered loss of Heath Ledger to finish 'Imaginarium'  (wired.com)

(35)

People who actually know something about the female vagina say British study dismissing g-spot is flawed  (abcnews.go.com)

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		Despite liberal attempts to marginalize the entire Tea Party movement, its leaders have always studiously avoided using extreme rhetoric tha-- oh crap  (dailykos.com)	(379)
(OBR)		Could the Mangina have saved his job with a four-game winning streak? Long answer: Depends on whether Mike Holmgren wants him around. Short answer: No  (cle.scout.com)	(39)
		If you thought "Superman IV: The Quest for Peace" couldn't have been any worse, here are some deleted scenes featuring the original "Nuclear Man"  (youtube.com)	(48)
		Gamer pays $300,00 for virtual space station. His imaginary girlfriend is impressed  (videogames.yahoo.com)	(49)

Original Homestar viewers are now all members of AARP. Why won't Homestar just go away?  (wired.com)

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(Some Guy)

Study finds tremors originating deep underground caused by gravity of sun and moon, giant subterranean worm-creatures  (myfoxphoenix.com)

(30)

Arnold Stang, the original nerd, is dead at 91. Honey Nut Cheerios will never taste the same  (contactmusic.com)

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(Some Guy)

An honest reading of the Constitution with an original understanding of the Founders and Ratifiers makes it quite clear that the federal government has no constitutional authority to override state laws on marijuana  (smirkingchimp.com)

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Here's an early Christmas surprise: The Specials are planning a reunion of their original lineup  (contactmusic.com)

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(My Fox)

Thief uses tow truck to steal cars off police impound lot. Police believe the tow truck was originally used to tow around the thief's enormous iron balls  (myfoxatlanta.com)

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		"The original punishments, including standing on the gallows with a noose around the neck, have been softened to a $1,200 fine, yet some think it's time the 200-year-old crime of adultery to come off New Hampshire's books"  (abcnews.go.com)	(149)
		Dominee, the Farker laid up in a coma because of pneumonia is finally awake, and yes - the first thing he asked for was a beer. LGT original thread  (fark.com)	(145)

Rowan Atkinson's car catches fire. According to bystanders, Atkinson spent 10 minutes running around the car soundlessly while mugging to imaginary cameras in a particularly unfunny manner  (express.co.uk)

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After getting injured and getting his uniform dirty, Sanchez also got sand in his vagina  (sports.espn.go.com)

(26)

		'The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus' premieres in NYC with a stunning Lily Cole and a scary disgruntled gnome (with pics)  (huffingtonpost.com)	(65)
		When watching that 'Psych' "Private Eyes" video, it's important to remember that it was only slightly more ridiculous than the original  (youtube.com)	(22)

Swedish group wants to change hymen to "vaginal corona." Won't the lime sting?  (thelocal.se)

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(First Showing)

Disney will remake "The Black Hole" because the original version did not suck enough. Cool tag will never be seen again after it gets past the event horizon  (firstshowing.net)

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		Ten movie sequels that were better than the originals. For once, #1 is actually right  (spike.com)	(441)
		San Diego Padres hire Dick Enberg as TV announcer, which is funny because in Swedish, "Dick Enberg" means "whale vagina"  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(34)

Apparently, 29 of the 30 best cover songs of the decade came from shiatty little indie artists who couldn't hold a candle to the original artists. The 30th, and coincidentally #1 pic, is The Flaming Lips' cover of "War Pigs"  (pastemagazine.com)

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Someone somewhere thinks it would be a great idea to reboot "Space: 1999." Because the original worked out so well  (io9.com)

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(Some Brown Sugar)		On the heels of Susan Boyle's album release, the Rolling Stones reissue original Wild Horses as a single, hope it drags you away  (nme.com)	(32)
		Fox News has sent a memo to employees threatening pink slips for on-screen errors, meaning that by next year, all original Fox News programming will be replaced with reruns of "Family Ties" and "Wings"  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(81)

This soulful original arrangement of Southern Nights by New Orleans great Allen Toussaint could be cool enough to drive Glen Campbell to drink  (youtube.com)

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If police are kind enough to place your bank robbery note in front of you, you might as well eat it. Claim is was bad poetry later (with dashcam munching video)  (ohio.com)

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Imaginary Apple tablet gets imaginary new display and an imaginary delay to its imaginary launch date, much to the dismay of Apple users and their imaginary girlfriends  (wired.com)

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No one from the original Dazed and Confused would be in the second Dazed and Confused, except for Matthew McConaughey. Because he keeps getting older but they stay the same age (Sponsored Link)  (ifc.com)

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The decade of the remake and the sequel is complete - only 1 of the 20 top grossing films of the last 10 years was an original  (slashfilm.com)

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		Joss Whedon's post-Dollhouse project might be...a Dollhouse spinoff. Yeah, because the original was so good  (io9.com)	(100)
(Some Fool)		Original Murdock to appear in new A-team movie. No word yet on Socky, Lefty, Billy, or when they'll spell the character's name right  (thehollywoodnews.com)	(37)

		Ten minutes to Wapner: In honor of his upcoming 90th birthday, original TV judge gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame and will return to The People's Court for a special case  (nbclosangeles.com)	(24)
		Guy calls police to report his roommates are smashing potatoes over imaginary woman's head  (tampabay.com)	(21)

(Some Guy)

Check out the original synthesizer - roughly the size of two spinet pianos. With awesome audio link  (rotatingcorpse.com)

(29)

New Yorkers, if your commute on the Deegan has seemed marginally less squalid and grimy of late, you can thank Bette Midler  (nydailynews.com)

(27)

Pete Sessions (R)-iginal sin: Not having a penis is a lot like smoking  (politico.com)

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