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151 headlines found matching 'Germany'
Thu May 18, 2017
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German case on Uber sedan service rolling across continent into European court
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NYPD officials are now saying the car that rammed into a crowd of pedestrians in Times Square does not appear to be an act of terrorism, but instead the result of the area being mistaken for a farmer's market
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Germany may decide it has too much money and join the F-35 program
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(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Letter found from Helen Keller to the Nazis. May have given clues to her hiding place
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Wed May 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch king reveals secret flights as a co-pilot. Before anyone makes Dutch rudder jokes, it was a German plane, not a Dutch one. Farts
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Mon May 15, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Maybe you misheard. I said, 'ticket, please,' not 'assbeating, please'"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Something is surveilled in Denmark, and six out of ten Danes want more of it
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Angela Merkel's party scores key victory in German elections
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Fri May 12, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Barney the cocker spaniel has ridden 64,000 miles on two wheels
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Thu May 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the incontinent, crippled, fish-n-chips-crazy upper-class Englishwoman who went to Nazi Germany to seduce the Fuhrer, then shot herself in the head at beginning of WWII. The aristocrat
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Once the United Kingdom removes itself from the European Union, that heart of the EU will be located in Westerngrund, Bavaria. Sicily will still be the taint
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Tue May 09, 2017
(DW)
 
 
 
What better way to protest an arms deal than by bringing your own tank to the show
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones announce "get off my lawn" tour 2017 in Europe
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
After a 200-year absence, wild wolves return to Denmark. Single women advised to stay indoors
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Try to maintain your gasps of shock, but analysts discover that the phony Macron campaign information that Wikileaks released has ties to a Russian tech company
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Slovakia, Slovenia; what's the difference? Wait, you mean they're two different countries with different national anthems?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
New French president shows where his loyalty lies by calling Germany's Angela Merkel just minutes after being elected to try and save the flatlining EU
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Sun May 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Over 50,000 Germans remain displaced after British bombing missions. In fact, this is a repeat from 1944 ... only with less "big splosions here" action (we hope)
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news for those that care about climate change, the world's biggest polluters, the fossil fuel demigods are headed to Germany for UN climate talks that will accomplish nothing
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While most gamers are waiting for any kind of news about Half Life 3, the Germans are content to finally get an uncensored version of the first Half Life, 17 years later
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, the last survivor of the Hindenburg lives in Parachute, Colorado
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Germany just put the brakes on the Greek debt bailout
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Kremlin is now election-meddling in Western Europe
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
So, what actually is May Day?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel shocks hosts by going topless
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swiss spy arrested in Germany who was spying on German tax officials trying to find out if their citizens are evading taxes by using the Swiss banking system
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Merkel says, oh please, Macron's not Germany's poodle. He's more of a bull terrier. Now, l need to get him some treats
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One slightly used Hungarian Nazi for sale: White House considering options for removing 'pain in the a**' staffer Sebastian Gorka
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Why I hate my uncle" by Bill Hitler (article from Look Magazine,1939)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New survey says a cashless society is getting closer. In fact, it's already here for the majority of Americans who have been pretty much cashless since 2007
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Lieutenant serving in the German army lives secret double life as crime fighting hero. Excuse me, did I say crime fighting hero? I meant fake Syrian refugee villain
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News poll shows 55% of Americans want Trump out of office
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There are Germans willing to spend $5,000 to make their car less stable, de-tune the engine to 20 horsepower, and reduce its luggage space. ACH DU LIEBER
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump is becoming the worst parts of Hillary Clinton
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Tue April 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bibi refusing to meet German foreign minister, which is completely unreasonable because whatever has the German government ever done to Jews
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Germany: Why is our leader meeting with the mistress of some NYC flim flam artist?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Germany cheers on Macron's victory, citing that they're sick and tired of invading France just to deal with this shiat
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Apparently Russia has its own version of Disneyland. Although in place of Mickey Mouse they've got dead Nazis and instead of the Magic Kingdom they've got a German building on fire
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher takes money from students for a class trip to Germany and since this is Fark you know how it ends
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Nissan slaps a couple rebel alliance stickers on their Rogue model and buckles up for the easy social media marketing win. They chose.... poorly
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Looks like the Dortmund bomb attack may have been less "True Lies" and more "Trading Places"
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Words fail me
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Mon April 17, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Ex-USMNT coach Jurgen Klinsmann, well-known for his bashing of MLS for trying to keep top American players instead of letting them learn their craft in Europe, did not have his input appreciated by MLS, who wrote him off as a complaining bozo
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(DW)
 
 
 
We've colored Crimea in this textbook to show it as part of Russia. Let's see if anyone notices
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Germany's Nashorn tank destroyer. Farking back of the map campers
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Thu April 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Investigators now have "concrete evidence" of collusion between Trump campaign and Russia
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel finally slips up and admits terrorists exist, thereby proving racism and xenophobia correct. Chexmops, liberillios
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
IMF still hasn't joined the Greece bailout. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model with 'biggest boobs in Europe' shocks fans with 'crispy brown' look. Well, it can't be that bad, let's take a look...OH DEAR GOD (possibly Not safe for work)
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Germany tells Britain to hold a second referendum as most residents were too dim to understand what Brexit actually meant
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Nine fairy tale-like destinations you can experience in real life. The happy, stable, fulfilling relationship you were promised on your wedding day not included (slideshow)
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Mon April 10, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Father and daughter in convertible doused with manure. Teenage time traveler wearing life preserver wanted for questioning
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Thu April 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch coloring book featuring famous people unintentionally left out Mike Godwin
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox news covers MLB opening Day as only they can: "MLB opens season with record percentage of foreign-born players"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Good news: You'll soon be able to get a sports car version of an SUV from an American auto manufacturer, and it's gorgeous. Maybe not so good news: It's from Germany and will have a Buick badge on it
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Tue April 04, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Here's Buzz Aldrin doing a flyby of the Kennedy Space Center with the USAF Thunderbirds. At 87, this cool you will not be
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Mon April 03, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Study finds babies cry more in Britain, Canada and The Netherlands than any other countries, possibly as they realize they have a life of boiled food, deprecating comparisons to the US or jokes about Dutch Rudders ahead of them
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Sun April 02, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
HHGregg is almost GGGone
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"The new American government is placing its emphasis on isolation, import barriers and the one-sided assertion of its own interests. If this strategy was right, then North Korea would be an economically powerful land of plenty"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mexico has invented a cloud that rains Tequila. The Weather Girls still prefer men however
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dominos delivery robots to deliver cold pizza in twenty minutes or less
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. We hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
NATO Secretary General: Trump's right, you know
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Tue March 28, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
What do you do if you realize you don't have several critical instruments while on a bombing mission to Germany? Hint: It involves hacking a hole in the nose of the aircraft
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Globalists will be defeated. The European Union will die," vows Marine Le Pen, who sounds like Emperor Palpatine and must be stopped before killing us all
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
221-lb gold coin is stolen from museum in Germany. Authorities have fired the security guard who believed the thief's story about it being a new satellite dish, and could he help wheel it out to the waiting van to go get the dish fixed?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
German economy booming in spite of not taking Trump's advice, which seems foolish since Trump is the world's best businessman who's ever gone bankrupt every few years or so. Doesn't Germany understand the business cunning of Trump?
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump tried to give Angela Merkel a bill for £300 billion in NATO protection, plus interest. SO TIRED OF WINNING, GUYS
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The 2017 winner of the European Tree of the Year award is a Polish tree named the Oak Józef. This is not a joke
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Sat March 25, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A swanky multi-billion dollar international airport built and finished five years ago that has yet to have any flights? It's more likely than you think
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Fri March 24, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Porsche is celebrating its best year in history by giving every single employee, including janitors and assembly line workers, a 9,111-euro ($9,825) bonus
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Thu March 23, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scientists in Germany have ignited an artificial sun....otherwise known as flipped the switch on a bunch of light bulbs
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Mon March 20, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
New book details Hitler's plan to jack up supersolidiers with meth, cocaine, and livestock steroids before sending them to England on miniature submarines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Germany's defense minister to Trump: You know NATO doesn't work like that, right?
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump still doesn't understand how NATO works
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lost in all the kerfluffle over (lack of) handshakes and awkward wiretapping jokes is the news that Trump wants Germany to "pay their fair share" in NATO. Because letting Germany arm up has worked out so well in the past
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(DW)
 
 
 
German broadcaster rescues Trump from Handshakegate
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Customers were impressed by the barber's care and attentiveness, although they were slightly perturbed when he put a python around their neck
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We now know for certain that at least one person out there read Playboy for the articles - German Chancellor Angela Merkel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump insults about her on the campaign trail are gonna make his meeting with Angela Merkel more awkward than that Thanksgiving where Uncle Cleetus "came out" and admitted to his turkey fetish
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
POUTS show how he deals with women leaders by refusing to shake Merkel's hand at photo op - or even look at her
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Tim Allen says Hollywood is 'like 1930s Germany' for conservatives. Man, his comedy routine's really gone downhill
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're at the airport and attack an employee, shouting "[expletive] Islam, [expletive] ISIS, Trump is here now. He will get rid of all of you. You can ask Germany, Belgium and France about these kind of people. You will see what happens," that's a crime
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Thu March 16, 2017
(The Star (Malaysia))
 
 
 
Greek group, Conspiracy of Fire Cells, claims to have sent mail bomb to German Finance Minister. They are also playing the Whiskey this weekend and have a new CD out on Sub Pop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chris DeBurgh's favorite page
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch rudder back from far-right populism
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Wed March 15, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
"However, he suggested the strategy was probably not economically wise"
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Erdogan accuses Merkel of supporting terrorists and human rights abuses. That's the joke
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Let's ride bicycles)
 
 
 
Got ADHD? You might have the natural gift of being able to sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman in white gloves
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Thu March 09, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Denmark, Germany, and the Netherlands want to build thousands of windmills around an artificial island in the North Sea, to generate electricity for up to 80 million people. Don't tell Trump
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Berlin's Schönefeld airport chosen as the worst airport in the world, stunning LaGuardia who vows to step up their luggage shredding efforts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fake Ryan Gosling picks up award at German awards show. Who knows what Ryan Gosling looks like anyway? Sure, he's a big movie star, but those guys wear make-up
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If you had "Germany" as the next staunch ally Trump was going to piss off for really stupid reasons, step up and claim your prize: the shattered remains of your country's dignity
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Polish member of European Parliament says women should earn less than men because they are "weaker and less intelligent." Women to prove him wrong when they go to the polls next election
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The last western bank willing to lend money to Donald Trump is circling the drain
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(Economist)
 
 
 
With US now allied with their Russian adversaries, Germany starts looking into nuclear weapons program. This is not a repeat from 1943
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now you, too can make a peanut butter and Hitler sandwich
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what kind of advice would George W. Bush give Donald Trump if Donald asked the former President? What do you think Mr. Bush would tell him?
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tesla is now the highest rated U.S. auto brand. Which is great news for the 15 people who can still afford to buy a new one
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart: Yo WaPo, while Trump's proposal to publish a list of immigrant crimes and their victims does have Nazi overtones, the big difference is that Hitler did it against loyal, legal, law abiding German Jews, not illegal criminals. So, checkmate
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cop: "I caught you driving your car while under the influence of alcohol." Driver: "Yeah? Well, 25 years ago I killed a woman and got away with it, so compared to that this is nothing"
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
US:"Hey Germany, help us out with NATO. Invest more in your military." Germany:"Like double it? I could do that." Rest of Europe:"Um, wait a sec. Remember the last time Germany expanded its military?"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in a car delivered to you because you can't fit through the door
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I don't think the real Jesus would shout 'Oh Sh*t' when he got his cross stuck in the ceiling on the underground
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Indoor skydiving competitions are the closest thing we have to Ender's game
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Short countries... short countries... got no reason to live. With their little tiny states and their little tiny towns and their little tiny roads going all around. Short countries got no reaaassssooonnn to li-ih-ih-ive
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass newborn polar bear cub takes its first steps at Munich zoo
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
When they came for the meat, I said nothing, because I was not a meat
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Austria's health minister dies of cancer at age 53. Considering everything, probably needed a new one anyway
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(EU Observer)
 
 
 
Italy asked to tighten its belt so Germany can go shopping
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In any list of unnerving scenarios aboard a commercial plane, right at the top is looking out your window and seeing fighter jets
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Victims of the Bowling Green massacre have some Swedish comrades today. Fark needs a Trump tag
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"MISSILE INBOUND. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY" ... Oops, my bad
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Fri February 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fake news caused China to declare war on Germany. farking CNN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While the rest of Europe is succumbing to right wing fanatics, Germany is considering a lefty dry drunk high school dropout who speaks six languages to challenge Merkel
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you live in Germany and bought your daughter a "My Friend Cayla" doll you need to go into her room and destroy it immediately or face up to two years in jail
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
John "Profiles in Courage" McCain has decided he has "a thing", in Germany, the day of the confirmation vote for Scott Pruitt to head the EPA
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Thu February 16, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's LeVar Burton's 60th birthday today. But, you don't have to take my word for it
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Donald Trump is such a good negotiator that thanks to his attempts to renegotiate with China, Germany expects to gain huge business opportunities there, finally allowing them to break bigly into that market
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Germany could save NATO if it paid its fair share
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Wed February 15, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Poll shows Sherlock Holmes is favorite BBC character. This is not a repeat from 1930, 1952, 1974, etcetera
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Tue February 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Georgia Church caught up in "poisoning plot". Just to be clear: not the state of Georgia, and not the Baptist church
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(Mic)
 
 
 
When "Nazi collaborator" stops being a euphemism for White House advisors
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Mon February 13, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Netflix infidelity is on the rise. And is apparently a thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So who are the most generous long-distance lovers on Valentine's Day? How about Filipinos in Germany?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Normally reserved, impeccably mannered President-elect of Germany once lashed out at Trump, calling him a "hate preacher". Yeah, whatever, like Germans have a clue about leaders who hate, based on race, religion, ethnicity, and gender preference
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
In what was surely an honest mistake, US Tennis Association apologizes after playing Hitler's version of the German national anthem at a USA vs. Germany tennis event
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian authorities would like a word with Brazilian boy giving people the creeps
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BBC airs post-Brexit fallout documentary about the collapse of civilization that made audiences realize just how screwed we all are
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
There was once a President from Turkey, who acted a bit jerkey, I can't think of anything else that rhymes with Turkey but Erdogan's mother was a whore
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Whole Foods is struggling as shoppers discover they can buy healthy for much less than a whole paycheck
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Census Bureau reveals trade deficit of $734 billion. Biggest trade imbalance since 1919 when Boston sold Babe Ruth to the Yankees for $100,000
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Hitler-themed Valentine's Day cards are distributed at Central Michigan University by college Republicans
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Job openings: Drug dealers with expert knowledge of marijuana and its distribution needed. Send application to German government. This is not a trap"
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Der Spiegel cover sparks controversy. Fark: Cover art is by a refugee from Cuba
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway sub update goes to Germany because Das Boot is such a good movie
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Germany erects wall around America and the tourists love it
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Evening Express)
 
 
 
Astronomers release two-billion pixel image of Cat's Paw and Lobster Nebula. My god, it's REALLY full of stars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"A seemingly-psychic Twitter account has appeared, apparently predicting Brexit, the Trump presidency and Beyoncé's baby news. Because we've got too much time on our hands, here's our theory how they're doing it"
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lego brick made of 14 carat solid gold sells for £12,000, still hurts like a mofo when you step on it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Before you call the police to report a strange drilling sound, make damn sure it's not your vibrator going wild in the bathtub
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Budweiser says their new immigration-themed Superb Owl commercial is just a coincidence
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Mon January 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ah, it's the old "some of my best friends are Jews" excuse
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Sat January 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Totally cool: Escape room puzzles. Totally not cool: Concentration camp themed escape room puzzles
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
You can try to break into a house with finesse and skill, or you can go find the nearest tractor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man tries to Make Delta Great Again
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Thu January 26, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany approves controversial 'Foreigner' toll on Autobahn, despite objections from neighboring countries who call it a Cheap Trick
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The whole millions of illegal aliens fixation Trump has comes from a story that a German golfer supposedly told where he couldn't vote in Florida and was surrounded by illegal voters. Except that golfer didn't tell the story and is not a voter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And in court news, the most senior British officer to face court-martial in more than 50 years is accused of financial impropriety. And the previous record-holder? Buggery
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Germany gets rid of law making it illegal to insult foreign heads-of-state so that people could more freely make Trump jokes
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Dutch TV host gives Trump rudder directions on how to steer the great ship of state with his tiny, tiny hands. It's amazing. Believe me
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