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144 headlines found matching 'Germany'
Tue August 23, 2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know who else considered a return of conscription for civil defense in Germany?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
♫ Al, Al, Al of the wingsuit, friend to you and me (ba da da da da dadada) WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE ♫
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Everything's totally fine, citizens of Germany. Really. We swear
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Sat August 20, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Factoid: "Suicide Squad" just passed the $500 million mark worldwide. If this is what "failure" looks like, DC is probably okay with failing
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"This text has no meaning except to scare people who don't understand it." Cue totes panic
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
DARPA wants a new anti-drone weapon by 2020, focusing on a laser-based system. Subby still prefers the tried-and-true shotgun method, though his neighbors are getting a wee bit annoyed
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(Arch Daily)
 
 
 
Gothic tag recoils in horror; Bela Lugosi's still dead
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Thu August 18, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"This is the police, I'm commandeering that bicycle"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You know you've screwed up when the IOC calls your behavior "shocking"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Joseph Goebbels' 105-year-old secretary describes the Fark Party that took place in the final days of Hitler's bunker
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
German sprint cyclist loses bike seat during race, wins gold anyway - credits her extensive training regimen
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Aryan fellow who thinks Hitler's great will be running Trump Youth groups who'll be busy breaking shop windows and rooting out undesirables. Their shirts will undoubtedly be brown
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Local)
 
Weeners
 
German man assaults car with jumbo sausage
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
PETA wants memorial at site of ongoing Fark headline theme (no not that one)
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
"Clinton is America's Merkel" says America's Hitler
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Mon August 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Anti-Islam group storms Anglican church in Australia. Next, an anti-Jewish group plans to storm a Mormon temple in Florida, followed by an anti-Scientology group storming a mosque in Germany to complete the circle
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Sun August 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study: Believing exercise is beneficial makes it more beneficial. I WANT TO BELIEVE
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brexit might not happen untill late 2019, as the UK realizes they don't even know which questions to ask the EU
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Players complain that the new table tennis balls used during the Rio Olympics have been less than a smash
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man on Swiss train douses woman with liquid that bursts into flames, setting both of them albaze; then he gets all stabby on six people before police tackle him
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's the last day of swimming in the pool, possibly the last competitive swim of Michael Phelps' career, Usain Bolt makes his Rio debut and the world's fastest woman is decided. Day 8 of the Olympics and this is your live thread
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Fri August 12, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Nosulus Rift' fart-smelling virtual reality unit crafted for 'South Park' video game - because of course it was
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(Business Insider)
 
Video
 
The 1900 Paris Olympic Games had the most bizarre events imaginable
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Europe's strange vacation habits: Men shave their chests en masse, coast guard fights towels, and, of course, sandals with socks
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(Eurosport (UK))
 
 
 
Golfers at the Olympics hiring pro hockey players as caddies
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Wed August 10, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Yuri van Gelder kicked off of Dutch Olympic team for consuming alcohol, bending spoons
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
You damn kids, can't even put your phones down for one second
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chinese tourist spends two weeks in German refugee shelter after filling asylum application instead of stolen goods report
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Britain drops from gold-medal soccer contender to lucky-to-get-a-goal-this-year depths of Rio. No wait, BRAZIL, it's the Brazilian national team that could choke on Jello. I kind of have that other one as a hotkey during sporting events to save time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oksana Chusovitina, competing in her *7th* Olympics, probably wearing a leotard older than Aly Raisman
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Thu August 04, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Olympic team robbed. No word if the thieves stole their Zika or raw sewage
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Wed August 03, 2016
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
With 2 days to go until the Opening Ceremony, the Rio Olympics begin today with women's soccer. First match at noon EDT is Sweden v South Africa, with the defending champs USA facing Kiwis at 6pm (NBCSN & USA)
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Tue August 02, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
VW to be sued after Bavarian pension plan gets creamed
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Mon August 01, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Turkey to Germany: What the hell? I thought you *liked* strongmen?
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg win his home track from the pole? Will the Red Bulls in row two or Ferraris in row three have anything for team Mercedes? This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Germany discussion thread at 8am on NBCSN
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Fri July 29, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Pokemon corpse named as violent killer. Man, someome must have leveled him up
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Thu July 28, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Formula1 to require full frontal nudity, I mean frontal cockpit protection (halo device vs. windscreen options?) in 2018
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel is unwavering; infrequent terror attacks will not cause her to shut down Germany's borders and turn away immigrants
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"Why is it always morning again for Republicans?"
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
So Germany is finding out that not everyone goes for their clothing-optional swimming habit
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You know who else killed himself in Berlin after getting bad news?
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia wins World Quidditch Championship
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German and French leaders after 9/11:"We declare our full support to the U.S. Today we are all Americans." GOP presidential candidate after terror attacks in France and Germany: "It's their own fault and we should not let them into our country anymore"
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In case you were only 99.9% sure that Donald Trump's suggested NATO policy would be a total disaster: Ex-brexit party leader Nigel Farage agrees with him
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
As if things weren't bad enough, now we've got goddamned sea boars to contend with
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Axe rampage on German train leaves 21 injured, 1 shot. This never happens with Old Spice. UPDATE: Casualties now reported as 3 seriously injured, 1 slightly injured, 14 suffering from shock. Perp shot and killed by police
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Heard enough news about Pokemon Go over the last week? Too bad...because it's now launching in 26 additional countries, bringing 26 times the potential headline submissions. It's not news, it's FarkemonGO.com
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany is selling 10 year bonds that have a negative yield. Finally, an alternative to dumping all your money into Intel
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bavaria may be pulling up its lederhosen and heading for Das Bav-exit
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany to apologize for genocide. No, not that one
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish town introduces Dog Bars, finally answering that 'What would you do for a Danish Dog Bar' question
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Crying Frenchman consoled by young Portugal fan after French soccer loss
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sure it's hard to top the excellent reputation of the Big Mac and its high level of respect in the culinary world, but a top chef has done it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Britain: So if it is to be war Russia, Pooty take off your shirt and fight like a man following your annexation of Crimea from Ukraine in 2014
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Thu July 07, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro mayor says the city will be ready for the Olympics. Apparently crews will be done with construction of the Athletes' Village quarters just as soon as the last shipment of cardboard arrives
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Germany's invasion of France has come down this match. The winner will face Portugal for claim of the best football empire; the loser gets Wales in some sort of weird EU exchange. This is the Euro 2016 Semi-Final Round 2. Match starts at 3pm EDT
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Mon July 04, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones actors Maisie Williams, Liam Cunningham and Lena Headey shame the EU over their mistreatment of Syrian refugees. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME I SAY
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Brussels sprouts some balls after the Brexit, and Germany vows to put them back in their place
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Sat July 02, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Ze Germans take on the Italians in Game 3 of the quarterfinals. Will Germany dominate like they should or will Italy continue to shine and surprise everyone? Let's find out at 3pm EDT. This is your Saturday EURO 2106 thread
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
You know what will be cool? Seeing Mad Max: Fury Road in black & white. You know who else thought this would be cool? George Miller
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you have a bitter heart if you write your own obituary just so you can tell your relatives not to attend your funeral
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
From Theresa May to Hillary Clinton - why shiat floats
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's edition of things you never thought you'd read on the Internet: Woman who calls herself "A-Bus-Full-of-Retards" crowned Miss Hitler 2016
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sequel to Wolfgang Petersen classic WWII movie in development. "Das Boot II: Der Zauber geht weiter" to air as eight-hour miniseries on European television
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
"Leave Lionel Messi alone!"
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Wed June 29, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
German man flips his car after slipping on a snail trail, has weird fetish even by German standards
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(The Local)
 
 
 
He went into a wardrobe to find lions and witches, and came out with $166K instead
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Tue June 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn receives an overwhelming vote of no confidence, sparking Senator Palpatine's rise to power
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When they came for the Mexicans, I said something. When they came for the Muslims, I said something. When they came for the Jews, I bought a gun cause I'm Jewish and I don't play that shiat
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Teacher overpaid quarter of a million euros. No one notices... including her
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Germany's worst driver is this 79-year-old. Just watch
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Mon June 27, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man wearing FCK CPS shirt gets fark'd by CPS
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Okay so copulating with my girlfriend high up on the arch of a bridge at 11am in front of traffic was maybe not the best spot for a romatic rendezvous ....jeeesh"
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The EURO 2016 Round of 16 rolls on with France v Ireland at 9am, Germany v Slovakia at Noon, and Hungary v Belgium at 3pm. Then, at 8pm, Chilé vs Argentina for the Copa America. This is your Sunday Footie Discussion Thread
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The NFL is monitoring the situation in UK, plans on hitting the Scots with a £400K fine and docking them a first round pick
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Deutsche Bank goes ba-donk
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Thu June 23, 2016
(CR)
 
 
 
These 5 German gun laws didn't stop the Viernheim attack
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man takes a stand against drunk drivers, slaps "Don't drink and drive" decals on his truck. Irony strikes
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
German theater "shooting" possibly downgraded to nut with a fake gun saying "pew-pew-pew"
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Gunman opens fire at movie theater in Germany [Update: shooter has been killed by the police]
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Brits turn a POS public sculpture left over from London Olympics into world's biggest tunnel slide (with video)
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to book your trip to EuroFark 2016: Sept 30 - Oct 2 - Berlin, Germany
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another Mr. Show sketch comes true as Europe drafts a bill for robot rights #MENOCU
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Tue June 21, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In the EURO 2016, Groups C & D finish up. Northern Ireland & Germany, Ukraine & Poland at 12 noon, and Croatia & Spain, Turkey & Czech Republic at 3. Also the USMNT play Argentina in the Copa America @ 9. This is your Tuesday Football Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Lady friend is staying the night tonight. While I hope for sexytime, I don't want to make it seem implied. Should I inflate the aerobed prior to her getting here so she sees it and the evening isn't under pretenses?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How awesome is Comedy Central's schedule today?
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. finally begins deporting illegal immigrants - starting with a 60-year-old German whose parents forgot to apply for citizenship when he was 5
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Mon June 20, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Do you discipline your child with "a good hard spanking" from time to time? Congratulations, you're raising a future potential mass murderer
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Thirty minutes of Jerry Lewis' controversial, unreleased holocaust film -- tied up in litigation for 40-plus years and said to be train-wreck awful by the few who have viewed it -- are now online to see
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
You are found guilty of a crime. Your sentence: five years in prison. The crime? 170,000 counts of Accessory to Murder
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Thu June 16, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 6 of the Euro 2016 has Wales and England starting at 9am ET. The noon match is Ukraine vs Northern Ireland. At 3:00, Germany vs. Poland. Copa Amercia has USA vs. Ecuador in Seattle at 9:30. This is your Thursday Fútbol Discussion Thread
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Mon June 13, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Germany coach that picked his nose in World Cup is at again in Euro 2016
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Titanic's sinking was horrific. The Nazi Titanic's was even worse
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Did Peru upset Brazil cleanly in the Copa America cup? Thanks to not having instant replay, they might have gotten away with a goal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that time we did Nazi them coming to the Hamptons?
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Sun June 12, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Sunday fütbol has Turkey and Croatia @ 9:00 am ET, Poland & N. Ireland @ 12 noon, Germany & Ukraine @ 3:00 pm, Ecuador & Haiti @ 6:30 pm, and Brazil and Peru @ 8:30 pm. This is the Euro 2016/Copa America discussion thread
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Sat June 11, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Austria and Germany have a summit on a summit. Xzibit nods approvingly
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Fri June 10, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Hope for the future: People are spending less time on social media apps like Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, and Instagram
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
It took Uber to get Germany and France on the same page again
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Wed June 08, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
England puts together the most expensive side that ever washed out of a Euro competition in the first round
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Mon June 06, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
"How dare you accuse us of killing people. We'll kill you for that"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Zootopia, Disney's furry-cop movie, passes one billion dollars at the box office, or roughly two-fifths of an Ant-Man more than Batman v Superman: Dawn of Martha
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Fri June 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Parisians evacuating as flooding is causing the city to go in Seine
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turkey furious at Germany over genocide statement, claims millions of people die of natural causes all at once all the time
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Thu June 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German government angers Turkey by labeling what the Ottomans did to the Armenians as a genocide and that Erdogan is a "giant douche"
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany to Turkey: "We learned it from you, dad"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German city councilman facing charges after tying a migrant to a tree
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Notorious right-wing bigot, the Dalai Lama, says Europe has too many refugees
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Tue May 31, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
There's a SodaStream for beer now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kraftwerk loses German hip-hop kopyright kase in top kourt
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Members of the Baader Meinhof Group are out committing robberies to fund their retirement. Dang terrorists never save properly
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
German MP Wagenknecht gets her Noggincaked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today marks the anniversary of one of the longest, largest, and deadliest battles in human history; the 100th anniversary of the battle of Verdun
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The Brexit would send Germany into dire financial chaos
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Outrage as church holds funeral for a person who repented of his sins
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Bayern Munich encourages Gotze to explore other openings
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Manowas
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Kinder bars feature childhood pictures of German national soccer team players, Neo-Nazis panties in a twist over replacement of blond hair blue eyed child normally on the front
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Pornhub reveals how many people stopped masturbating to watch Eurovision
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out most people are perfectly okay with refugees despite what the GOP and European governments keep claiming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dressage rider Hiroshi Hoketsu will not be the oldest Olympian ever because: C) his horse is ill
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, London's former mayor and insurgent leader of the Brexit move, wins an offensive poetry contest for his writings about an interaction between a Turkish leader and a goat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI: You worked on Tor? We'd like to talk. Client: Talk to my lawyer. Lawyer: So what's all this about? FBI: We won't tell you, we'll just ask her when our agents see her on the street. Client: Fark this, I'm leaving for a free country like Germany
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tusk calls Boris Johnson's Hitler comments "absurd." DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME AAAAAAAAAAYE YAAAAAAAY EEEEEEEEEE JUSTTELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME TUSK
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Mon May 16, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia's credit rating lowered
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Paralympic athlete is reunited with her legs after somebody ran off with them
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Someone made Angela Merkel an offer she can't refuse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italy to pay poor people to have more sex
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Sat May 14, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Ancient cave art was not made by humans. Quick, get Giorgio Tsoukalos
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Never Trump" voters reaffirm their opposition: "Trump taking over the GOP is like Germany invading and occupying France in World War II. Those who support him are collaborators or Vichy Republicans. The rest of us are free Republicans in exile"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Germany has excess savings, so let's put it on a currency watch list because it could be an unfair trade advantage
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Tue May 10, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Germany under investigation for broadband-boosting scheme which prevents competition. News: the whole country still runs on copper wire
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Get your dog to heel and you're a good owner. Get your dog to Sieg Heil and you get arrested
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Mon May 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
In celebration of Europe Day, here's what Europeans think of each other: Miserable, Racist, Weak, Crazy, Good at Water Polo
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Sun May 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Basketball game turns into a roller derby
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
New polls show majority of Germans feel Islam has no place in their culture. Haven't they already proved this once?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
European Central Bank to remove the 500 Euro note, which is worth about $575, from circulation. Or as Greece calls that amount, the national budget
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(Metro)
 
 
 
To assist you in planning your vacation, here are all the countries in the world where you can legally smoke pot
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Thu May 05, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Thursday Interlude: Berlin
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Wed May 04, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Film short about disabled puppy wins hearts, 59 awards, job offers from Disney
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(The American Interest)
 
 
 
German soldiers had to leave NATO exercises early because they're not allowed to work overtime
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Tue May 03, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Apparently when your 'friendly' neighbor mows your lawn they get the right to own the land, at least for this Austrian homeowner
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"The South should remember slavery and its aftermath in the way Germany now marks the Holocaust"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In the "Well, that escalated quickly" department, right wing radio host warns Target restroom policy will spark nuclear war
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