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193 headlines found matching 'Gene'
Sat December 16, 2017
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(TSN)
 
 
 
To help celebrate the NHL 100 Classic, Senators owner Eugene Melnyk threatens to move the team out of town. 'Tis the season for Scrooge McDuck
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Salvation Army has received far less donations than they normally do. Guess people aren't living in Generous City anymore
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons is being sued for sexual assault. Not for back in the day but for last month at a restaurant opening
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Fri December 15, 2017
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California to consider a mileage tax for drivers, hopes that the 405 during rush hour traffic could generate as much as $8 a year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientist claims we'll stop drinking alcohol and deleting Politics tabs within a generation
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
38 great memes that defined 2017 according to BuzzFeed. Post your rebuttals and alternates to the right
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why Millennials are facing the scariest financial future of any generation since the Great Depression (Warning: the first page might give you a seizure, scrolling through the article may give you finger cramps)
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian politician wants to treat ordinary innocent people who put peanut butter on their genitals in the general vicinity of a golden retriever the same as criminals who have intercourse with dogs
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Insurance Journal)
 
 
 
Not content with screwing over and getting sued by employees, drivers, customers, the general public, small trees, etc., Uber adds investors to its portfolio of screwees
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Po - tay - toes
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Wed December 13, 2017
(PopCrush)
 
 
 
K-Pop is entering a fourth generation in 2018, unceremoniously dumping entire second generation of idols due to being too old, while discovering that Psy is no longer the only option for exposure to American music scene
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein testifies before the House Intelligence Committee on Robert Mueller's Russia Probe (LGT C-SPAN @ 1000)
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions won't say who he voted for in today's Alabama special election. Most likely because he cannot recall
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Russian Website whose servers are about to crash due to a nasty case of "sledgehammer" has posted audio and written links to a hacker's confession that hacked the DNC servers -under direct orders of Dmitry Dokuchayev, a major-general in the FSB
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Another general who was fired for giving classified information to his mistress is willing to work for other traitors, so long as their traitorous nature isn't too on the nose
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"In a single generation, the GOP has transformed from the party that impeached a president for lying about sex with an intern to the party of accused pedophiles and admitted p****-grabbers"
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Mon December 11, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Huntington's gene hunted down and cornered. Huntington-Whitely still killing kittens
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway, who works for a guy that mocked a disabled reporter, insulted two Gold Star families, and generally bullies anyone he perceives as an enemy, says that we should lead by example in response to bullied middle schooler video
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The long-promised war is finally here as The Council of Ricks takes on The Saviors as Negan and Rick stop pontificating and start fighting. Will Eugene and Gabriel survive? Who lives? Who dies? The Walking Dead midseason finale, 9pm ET on AMC
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Fri December 08, 2017
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover genes linked to homosexuality. Fabulous
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In the mid-1990s, ESPN was so of the moment. It felt fun, airy, vibrant. People felt like they wanted to hang out with this network. But it's nearly impossible to stay cool for multiple generations." So long, ESPN. You used to be cool
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Thu December 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dollar General plans to open 900 new stores after market research indicates that once Trump implodes the economy, the market will surge for nearly expired off-brand foods, cheap crap from China, and factory-second socks and underwear
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Not that YOU need it grandpa, but Pfizer is launching its own cheaper generic version of Viagra rather than lose most sales when the impotence pill gets its first generic competition next week
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Wed December 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen Chuck Schumer reminds us he is a Democrat and an American second, says he strongly urged Trump to move the US embassy to Jerusalem and declare it Israel's capital-a move sure to destroy any hope of peace in the Mideast for another generation
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists, who've apparently never watched horror movies, plan to release genetically modified rats in Britian to help control rodents. Genetically modified cats, dogs, gorillas still in beta-testing
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(NY1)
 
 
 
NYC's first green public school is generating four times as much garbage as it should
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Skynet will inevitably run Wall Street: "If computing power and data generation keep growing at the current rate, then machine learning could be involved in 99 percent of investment management in 25 years." Fark needs an "inevitable" tag?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Good times ahead for Dollar General because "The economy is continuing to create more of our core customer"
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's The Walking Dead exposed Eugene for the genius coward he is and the Trash Romulans for what they are, creepy artists with annoying linguistics. But it still suffered like every other episode this season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Once in a generation someone sings an outstanding version of a Frank Sinatra song. This is not that time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Kelly is too much of a general, and Trump is too much Trump"
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Negan has to deal with his own internal personnel issues in Sanctuary, though he lacks the HR experience exhibited by the Council of Ricks, though it appears we'll only see Eugene and Gabriel represent in this episode. The Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
There's a reason us mere mortals hold redheads to a higher standard, they have genetic superpowers. Here's the ginger science
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Fri December 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Inspector General launches investigation into whether Mnuchin even bothered to read the "f*ck the poor" bill
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Biology and chemistry combine to generate new antibiotics, still need help with spelling
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Lawyer busted for DUI goes full Gene Simmons in mugshot
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
OLD: Blade Runner deserving a sequel. NEW: Master and Commander deserving a sequel. General quarters, full sail and cue Russell Crowe playing Boccherini with a violin, banjo style
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Millennials are drinking like no other generation has before them - mindfully
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Science may have finally cured baldness, so good news to those of you who are genetically inferior
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
RIP to Farkette Morrisbird. Your humor and generosity will be missed
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Homophobes who turn out to be gay have some interesting genetics
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Mon November 20, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Doctors may be able to diagnose the severity of your concussion using a spit test, but only if you hit them where you aimed
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
While the Council of Ricks sit Shiva, it's a flashback episode told from the perspective of the Saviors and Eugene, replaying the first four episodes of the season from the villains' perspective. Will there be momentum? The Walking Dead 9pm EST on AMC
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Sat November 18, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
U.S. general about to be fired
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Fri November 17, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What does DNA tell us about the mass extinction of the most common bird in the world?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This couple made a promise to one another should the Australian people vote "Yes." Now a generous lawyer is offering to help them keep it
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Air Force contract means "safer air travel for troops" and by troops we mean generals riding around in business jets
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Old Man plots revenge on younger generation because shrug emoji
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The secret to a looong life? Could be clean living, could be bacon and whisky, could be regular exercise, and maybe it's even "[being] fascinated by seeing a nice-looking backside"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists attempting to permanently alter a person's DNA. Results will be A) cure disease, B) cancer, C) superpowers, D) rampaging mutant monster destroying the city
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons stands by his comments on that women can either "wear a potato sack" or use their sexuality instead to gain power in the world. Still wants you to lick it up and he still thinks he was made for loving you, baby
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
General Electric pulls the plug on making light bulbs
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Tue November 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: Alabama republicans should write in Jeff Sessions for senate. Then President Trump could appoint a new Attorney General to fire Mueller. Wait, did I say that out loud?
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MO Attorney General Josh Hawley files lawsuit against Google, citing data collection and search manipulation. When asked for comment, Google said to look up "Josh Hawley is a" in a day or two
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Champion surfer teams up with champion fluid dynamics specialist to generate the perfect wave. Some gnarly nonlinear calculations involved
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Doug Jones, Democrat running against Roy Moore, compares himself to Confederate General who nearly won the Civil War during Siege Of Little Round Top at Gettysburg. Dude, wait what?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Next: A monkey with four asses
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Good news for millennials, there's now a new generation between '77 and '83 that we can dump on
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Burner phones generate tens of millions in revenue every year. No wait, make that PAYPHONES. In related news, when's the last time you used one, and subsequently felt the need to take a disinfecting shower after hanging up?
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Sun November 12, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a move that will generate absolutely zero controversy, the US Army will start allowing people with a history of self-mutilation, bipolar disorder, depression and drug and alcohol abuse to join
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
HANNITY: Do you remember dating girls that young? MOORE: "Not generally, no"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Two new books set out to assess the mental health of His Orangeness, and arrive at two completely opposite conclusions. Don't worry, though, we're still farked either way
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller spins the wheel of treason, lands on Dana Rohrabacher and his 2016 meeting with General Flynn
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Mail order kits now allow anyone to hack DNA at home. What could possibly go wrong?
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Thu November 09, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
German doctors skin a boy to save his life. Ilsa Koch nods approvingly
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Ancestry)
 
 
 
Finally, some genealogy I can get into
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
While Trump keeps the liberals freaking out with his Twitter tweets, he has quietly managed to push the most conservative agenda in a generation
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That woman who flipped off His Orangeness from her bike? Yeah, she was fired for violating "social media policy." Bonus: A company senior director had recently posted "You're a f****ing Libtard a**hole" in response to BLM. Yes, he still has a job
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: some nutjob thinks the Sutherland Springs churchgoers should have been armed and returned fire. Fark: Texas Attorney General
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Patent troll that claims to own the patent on podcasting slain by EFF and the Federal Circuit. Hopefully, they remembered to burn the corpse so it won't regenerate
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are there any genetic scientists online today? Given the ubiquity of genetic testing services available now. Is there a way for someone looking at an anonymous DNA sample to tell if a person is the result of incest?
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Actually General Kelly, most southerners in the 1800s were ardent nationalists who were big fans of federal supremacy...until they lost control to the Federal government. THEN they started yammering about "state's rights"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Guantanamo Bay military tribunals just won their first conviction since 2008. Only it wasn't a terrorist who was convicted - it was a one-star Marine general who annoyed a judge
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Once Putin undermined Hillary and helped get Donnie two scoops elected, they are now doing their best to undermine his administration. It's almost as if they hate America in general
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Wed November 01, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Evolutionary theory suggests Star Trek might be right. All you have to do is slap on some funny-looking foreheads, noses, or ears on a humanoid, and VOILA: an alien
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Colbert levels Kelly: "You're a general and you don't know why the Civil War happened? What do you think caused World War II, a zoning issue? 'I vant to build a strip mall in the Sudetenland. Maybe some mixed-use housing in Poland'"
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
Germany forced to pay consumers to use more electricity due to excess wind generation after a stormy weekend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Is General Kelly Trump's mini me? Has he sacrificed sanity and civility for an idiot who'd toss him off the first lifeboat given half a chance?
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Tue October 31, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember back in the day when we all believed Trump's Chief of Staff John Kelly would be an example of moral fortitude for the White House? He just praised Confederate General Robert E. Lee and said both sides were good in the Civil War
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After Maddow's done giving Trump's asshole a new asshole, General Kelly is going to be on with Laura Ingraham at 10 ET for her new show. Hannity is on at 9 ET as well, but who cares? Let's see what the man saving us from nuclear war has to say
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Set phasers to SPOIL: magic mushrooms make Star Trek space travel possible. The same way they make Mario and Luigi grow from small to big
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Sat October 28, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
Huh, 2/3 of the league plays today/tonight & yet not one 'must see' matchup... sigh ... {generic}Hockey Thread{/generic} it is then. One early game (1pm ET) & one late (10pm) and the rest clustered around 7-8pm. Hell of a schedule there Gary - SUP
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New Surgeon General promises "science, not political ideology", drives his policies. So... we give him, what, six months before he resigns in frustration?
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
I don't know about you but I'm really sick of these Xennials who just love narcissism, entitlement and earning less than previous generations. Can you believe these guys who I never heard of before this article?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In news totally unrelated to what CNN is reporting, the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia just resigned. He served as acting Attorney General after Sally Yates was fired, and his district is where Mueller's grand jury is impaneled
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jefferson Davis "Nancy" Beauregard Sessions III has found a solution to the deadly opiod abuse crisis that is currently facing the nation: "People should say no to drug use." See? Problem solved
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(Racked)
 
 
 
One Macy's in Woodbridge, New Jersey, is serving as a "petri dish" for all of the store's experiments on ways to appeal to a new generation of shoppers. So...they're going to change their name to "Amazon"?
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Arsenal FC annual general meeting descends into farce as hecklers and shareholders demand hope and change, get brush-offs and even more Arsenal
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Retired four-star general and Trump administration's Chief of Staff John Kelly is not a good person
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scott Brown is still learning how to be a diplomat, not stare at women's breasts, and avoid being a giant asshole in general
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Before you get all pissy about Trump throwing his generals under the bus remember this, MacArthur thought using nukes was the right tactic to win the Korean War. Now imagine if Truman had given him authorization to do what was right to win
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(The Wrap)
 
Boobies
 
Ellen DeGeneres sends Katy Perry breasts regards for her birthday in tweet that's falling flat with critics
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Jeff Flake (R):"Mr. President, I will not be complicit or silent. When the next generation asks us, 'Why didn't you do something? Why didn't you speak up?' What are we going to say? Mr. President, I rise today to say, enough"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Why hasn't Trump followed through with the Russian sanctions? Why is General Kelly a spineless enabler? Do you get to the Cloud District often? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 2:30'ish)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Assembly day in the school gym. First up: That troupe that uses trampolines to do acrobatic slam dunks. Then Mr Putin will talk to us about the horrors of genetically-modified superhuman armies of our dystopic future
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
The networks hated "The Dukes of Hazzard." The fans loved the General Lee more than the stars themselves. And the famous hood slide was one big mistake
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Fri October 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump says reporters shouldn't question four star generals. Of course, old Trump would disagree, mostly because old and new Trump's a mental case who takes every side whenever it seems like the right lie at the time. Yay America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kelly called out for going after congresswoman and making soldier's deaths political by candy-assed commie libs, 4 Star General Barry McCaffrey (Ret.) and Medal of Honor Recipient Col Jack Jacobs (Ret.)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
General Kelly is about as honest as his boss
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
What you missed in his performance at that bizarre press conference yesterday was General Kelly explicitly and overtly laying out the logic that in his mind would justify a military coup in this country
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump writes a tweet linking Britain's crime rate with radical Islam that ends, "We must keep America Safe." Conservative MP Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson, shows the smackdown gene is inheritable, replying, "then fix gun control you daft twerp"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man mistakes Ken Griffey, Jr. for a Civil War general
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
National Archives to White House: We keep telling you, The presidential records act is a federal law that applies to YOU and you have to make sure you are preserving all records you generate WH: *whirrr-BZZZT" oh yeah, totally, we're all over that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New polling shows the Democrats hold a 16-point margin over Republicans on the generic ballot spelling doom for the party in 2018
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Tue October 17, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fresh off efforts to start trade wars with Canada, Boeing now takes aim at Europe in general
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Air Force general says "we'd be dumb not to fly" on SpaceX reused rockets. That sound you just heard was the retirement plans of thousands of colonels going splat
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Three coal-fired power plants generating more than 4,000 MW to be shut down by the end of 2018 in the God-forsaken, over-regulated, job-killing hell-hole of....Texas
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Quarter of cow DNA comes from reptiles. So they could sell car insurance
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Slowly but surely, Theresa May's repeated threats that Britain could walk away from Brexit negotiations with no deal are generating the pressure needed to cause a game-changing shift in the talks
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Does the post-millennial generation have a name yet?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump sends out Tweets supporting General Kelly. This can't be good
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Tue October 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
California governor Jerry Brown asks His Orangeness to issue a major disaster declaration for the liberal wine country wildfires. This should end well
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: I have decided to ban transgender people from the military after consulting with my generals. Dems: yeah, we'd like you prove that last bit please
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Yankee activist Gene Stilp plans to burn Nazi-Confederate flag at Talladega Superspeedway this weekend. Having never been to Alabama before, he expects reception may be different than what he experienced in Delaware
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NVIDIA unveils next-generation platform for fully autonomous (no brake pedal or steering wheel, etc.) cars in its own bid to beat Skynet to the punch
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Mon October 09, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Every generation likes to think it's original, but if you check out today's fashions, they look a lot like the '80s
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Genetically, Scotland have a problem.' All eyes immediately focus on the Colonel because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass
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Fri October 06, 2017
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How Neanderthal genes affect your health, our president
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scienticians have coughed up a gene linked to heightened mucus levels in lung disease
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
And so the Olympic torch passes to a new generation (possibly nsfw)
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Woopsie, Trump's branding the Press as the "Enemy" causes general public's trust in said Press to soar. What a Winner
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Most of the kids that will die from Republicans taking away their healthcare are in red states, so maybe this will be a problem that will correct itself in a generation
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Judge says Maryland can ban price gouging by generic drug makers
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson's lawyer calls Florida attorney general 'stupidest person on the planet'
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a genetically engineered bacteria to put an end to malaria ... that is spread through mosquito sex. And this is how the zombie apocalypse actually begins
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting to be terrorized by a twenty-six foot tall wooden-faced grandmother spasmodically jerking through the streets of a major city, Geneva's your place to be
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(UPI)
 
 
 
General Hospital veteran Anna Jeffreys dead at 94. Or at least we think so, although we've heard that her long-lost identical twin cousin from the forgotten second husband of her mother who disappeared at sea may actually be the one who died
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi says OJ Simpson is not welcome in Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DoJ is demanding that Facebook turn over account information for "anti-administration activists who have spoken out at organized events, and who are generally very critical of this administration's policies"
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Tor.com)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, Star Trek: The Next Generation debuted, offering false promises of a future built on optimism, enlightenment, and cooperation
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget lazy millennials, "Generation Z" is eager to buy houses and confident they'll be able to. So don't worry about the housing market, those 0- to 15-year-olds and their stellar financial planning have it covered
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Eeyore has depression, Winnie the Pooh has ADHD, Piglet has Generalised Anxiety Disorder and my childhood has been ruined
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"As a 39-year military veteran, I think I know something about the flag," says Michael Hayden, four-star general and former director of both the CIA and NSA. "Put me down with Kaepernick"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs with places (specific or general) in the title. Yeah, we're done with the alphabet kick for a long time
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Pharma-Bro" Martin Shkreli is finally where he truly belongs: Locked up with the general population at the Metropolitan Detention Center in New York City. Bonus: No internet
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Fri September 22, 2017
(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(Facebook)
 
Video
 
Fox News complains Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk about politics. Would prefer to talk to experts like Gene Simmons, Chick Norris, Tim Allen and Ted Nugent
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Thu September 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Controversial and generally unhinged former sheriff David Clarke threatens to rape reporter and his horse
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Having beige fat can help you lose weight. Wearing beige can help you remain home alone on weekends
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancé says since he grew up in a home of all boys, he wants our children to be female. He forwarded me an email about wedding plans; in it was a comment my Asian genes would give a son a small penis. How do I confront his idiocy?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney's Moana is connecting a generation of young New Zealanders to their Maori heritage. Past Disney movies still primarily connect white American girls to their inner bratty princess
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons of KISS also likes Trump. What? A preening, self-righteous, talentless, narcissist thinks Trump is OK? No, really?
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Tue September 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe General Jack D. Ripper was right after all
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons: "If I could, I would trademark the air you breathe. Every breath. Yes, I would. Instead of worrying what people think, I just go my merry way and do whatever I want to do"
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, and Franken Berry refuse to be killed by millennials who don't own a TV, watch commercials, or eat cereal. They will once again be resurrected by General Mills for Halloween season
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh fark that shiat
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Giving away DNA collection kits at a Ravens game is a good thing because it will allow fans to see their genetics. It isn't a DNA databank linked to your name or anything at all
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Apple to block tracking cookies in next version of Safari. Advertising groups complain that this will make online ads "more generic and less timely and useful." Let us all bow our heads and lament the passing of timely and useful advertising
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
For only $50,000 you can have the privilege of inviting Gene Simmons to come and act like a pretentious douchebag in your living room
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Wed September 13, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Yo, General, I heard you like drones carrying missiles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: A bean, a gene, and a teen
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(Star Wars)
 
 
 
Create, download and post your own Star Wars opening crawl with this fully-armed and operational Title Sequence Generator
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a second-generation American. I met someone and we started dating. Eventually, we realized we're distantly related -- third cousins -- and it's common in our culture, but Americans view us with disgust. How do we explain it?"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Large genomic databases hold clues linking genetic mutations to future disease risk, as well as new X-Men story lines
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Tue September 12, 2017
(ITV)
 
 
 
UK Police and prison officer pay to rise by more than 1% but less than 2%. Basically anything in this general area. Anything between the ashtray, and the thimbles. Anything in this three inches. Right in here, this area, that includes the Chiclets
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Replacement livers? REPLACEMENT LIVERS
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Genetic analysis of remains found in Swedish Viking Age grave reveal the warrior was female. Brienne of Tarth nods approvingly
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says he and Ace Frehley will reunite for one-off concert to benefit victims of Harvey. Also claims KISS invented benefit concerts, one-off shows, and hurricanes
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Fire ant venom may lead to skin treatments. No judgements, but if you're into that kind of thing, the scienticians could maybe use a few test subjects
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
State attorneys general sign up against independent commission to set political boundaries because voters cannot be trusted. Gerrymandering forever
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Genetics Society of Japan goes unexpectedly PC, declares "dominant" and "recessive" invalid terms for genes because their Japanese renderings are prejudiced against possessors of so-called recessive genes, advocates "overt" and "latent"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Equifax removes terms of service that forced users to waive their rights to court remedies. BEHOLD THE POWER OF FA... um, er, the NY Attorney General
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Your genes determine whether you love or hate Marmite
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Your genes don't determine whether you love or hate Marmite
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Wed September 06, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Russian designer of the coal-rolling Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier now works for China, suggesting we may see a whole new generation of Pacific carriers bursting into flames and exploding on their own
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Evolution and natural selection are eliminating some physical maladies including Alzheimer's and asthma
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Subway decides that it needs to dump sponsorship of Daniel Suarez, and the official reason will be *fires up random word generator*... giving out Dunkin Donuts in a prerace show last July
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tasmanian genes helping to rebuild Victoria's bandicoots. No matter what else may happen, we get an awesome video game or cartoon character out of this
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new genetic marker for schizophrenia discovered that doesn't require tin foil
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Irma prepares to bring its Cone of Uncertainty to Florida. Stores are clear of all but the vegan food. Hopefully everyone has their bleach, water, and generator. Check in here, stay safe; it may hit land. It's your Hurricane Irma Discussion Thread
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(The Week)
 
 
 
America needs a Generation X president
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember the tweet D2S recently posted about his Chief of Staff? Yeah, about that -- seems General Kelly is getting tired of the President's crap
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Citing his authority in times of "national emergency or serious economic conditions affecting the general welfare," also known as his presidency, Trump cuts pay for government workers
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Fri September 01, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When choosing someone to perform elective surgery, it's generally not a good idea to pick a tourist who has only been in your country for four days
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To the fainting couches: Attorney General Jeff Sessions's claim that a violent crime wave is sweeping the nation gets four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Sure, we coulda BOOM set those backup generators higher but the BOOM cost was high and the risk was low BOOM
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller teams up with New York's Attorney General to expand probe. In unrelated news, Trump can't pardon state crimes
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Tue August 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions blames opioid abuse crisis on a) pharma companies, b) recession, c) Hollywood
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general is trying to regulate free market capitalism and prevent business owners from making profits
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Sat August 26, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's son plans to remake Playboy "for my generation." Which is going to be interesting considering millennials have never even heard of Playboy
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Designboom)
 
 
 
When a headline asks a question, the answer is generally 'no'. But in this case, the answer is 'what are you smoking'
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa gives Apple $213 million in incentives to generate 50 jobs
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Music Radar)
 
 
 
Who is the greatest bassist of all time? Lemmy? Gene Simmons? How about... Paul McCartney? Take off, hosers
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Play-by-play announcer from Virginia's season opener is reassigned to Pitt after ESPN realized his name was Robert Lee. No specific relation, he's just a general Lee
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If all those statues to Confederate generals were about remembering history, then it's very strange there are few monuments to General Lee's top deputy, General William Mahone. If they were about white supremacy, his absence makes perfect sense
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So how did the Generals convince Trump to flip on Afghanistan? 1) presented a detailed strategy for defeating the enemy. 2) showed him photos of Afghan women wearing mini-skirts in the 1970s?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have a good-luck charm or mascot at your desk at work or just the workplace in general?
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
William Shatner says in a recent interview that Gene Roddenberry "had little to do with Star Trek after the first 13 shows"
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Companies are moving away from NWPOOOA (Numbers We Pulled Out Of Our Asses) accounting methods back to GAAP (Generally Accepted Accounting Practices), and that could be a good thing for Wall Street
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Missouri man being investigated for actual voter fraud. That man happens to be Attorney General Josh Hawley, best known as the attorney in the Hobby Lobby case
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(Medium)
 
 
 
AI cannot yet generate plausible romance novel titles. Hilarious, yes; plausible, no; sexy, hell no
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Sat August 19, 2017
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
Einstein is proved right again. His theory of general relativity holds true even at the black hole near the center of our galaxy. So he's got that going for him
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(FastCo Design)
 
 
 
The 100 lava lamps that compose the "Wall of Entropy" aren't just the inspiration for your new noisecore cover band, they're also how Cloudflare generates the random numbers that secure their HTTPS connections
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