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425 headlines found matching 'Gen'
Fri May 22, 2015
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, we've done it. We now have a robot that can read our minds, know when we want a beer, and serve it to us
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(34)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
The life of the Oregon Trail generation
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(43)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists have cracked the genetic code behind 9 in 10 types of prostate cancer tumors, are already able to kick cancer in the ass. Or out of the ass. Whatever
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman awarded $83 million after collection agency sued her for $1,000 she never owed. Apparently turnabout is fair play
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(126)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
So who is the most marketable athlete in the world? Not Michael Jordan, not Peyton Manning, but a tennis player named Genie Bouchard
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
DEA agents: Wait, you mean we're not allowed to have a side job running a strip club with hookers? That is some harsh shiat right there
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(37)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced this NPR reporter with a computer and had it generate a story on the same topic we assigned him. Who did a better job?
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(51)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Scientists have genetically engineered a virus that can infect bacteria and remove their antibiotic resistance. Next, they will, of course, engineer a prion to kill the virus, and then hope the prions all freeze to death by winter
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(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"911, please state your emergency." "Yes, we're at Costco, and there's a naked man walking around the parking lot and waving his machete at us." "Okay, we'll send police out right--wait, was that a euphemism?"
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(22)
 
(Shadowlocked)
 
 
 
DC's Legends of Tomorrow trailer features Rory from Doctor Who as a time-travelling superhero wrangler (w/ video)
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(54)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mountain gorillas more genetically diverse than Kentuckians, share disgust for Duke
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(11)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
American intelligence sources note that North Korea appears to have been a little photoshoppy with their submarine missile launch photos. You don't say. It's almost like they finally started reading Fark
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenage historian finds that Marvel comic books have been getting more heroine-friendly and gender-equal over past 50 years. This is bad news ... for Gamergaters
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(99)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Federal agents shoot man outside furniture store in order to avoid giving chaise
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(22)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Good news: State agency director wants to enforce the law. Bad news: He works for the State of Arizona and is fired by the governor for doing his job
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(51)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Home-brewed heroin could be a thing now thanks to genetically engineered yeast
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(66)
 
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Legendary BASE jumper makes his final impact on the world
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Entire first-year MFA class (all seven students) at USC walks out after failing to receive a generous tuition subsidy they had expected for their useless degrees
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(196)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
As everyone seems to have forgotten the USA's greatest tragedy, subby presents: A little over three years ago, that Great American, Ted Nugent, died
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(117)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Despite changes in packaging, kids are still eating laundry detergent pods. The soap opera continues
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(42)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
WNBA celebrates Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson's recent marriage by giving them both a generous 7-game honeymoon
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(25)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Star of Ten Things I Hate About You busted by undercover agents after he and members of the New Age religion he founded are caught selling kombucha my Lord, kombucha
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(44)
 
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
Who will control gene-editing tech: MIT or UC Berkeley? The USPTO will decide
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(22)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Dice)
 
 
 
New hyper-intelligent cloud-based platform trained to instantly identify any image. For example, it knows Teddy Roosevelt is a "person"
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(19)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen; courtesy of NASA's SDO and in full HD: The Sun's highlight reel for 2014
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(10)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Getting tired of comic book shows and movies? Too bad, DC just released a trailer for the Arrow/Flash spinoff "Legends of Tomorrow" featuring Doctor Who's Arthur Darvill as Rip Hunter
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(124)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burundian general: "We have removed the president from office." President: "LOL nope"
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(18)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Gay costs US silver medal, no word on the rest of his agenda
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general admits on live TV that gays have feelings
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(67)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Millennials have now passed Generation X as the largest share of the U.S. workforce. Mostly because businesses have finally embraced the technology to allow people to work out of their basement
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(39)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
News: Clarkson and co have 'genius' idea for new show title. Fark: completely ripped off a Netflix show
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(43)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Barry recruits some friends to take on Wells (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, It's war vs. the Inhumans and things will never be the same. (ABC 9ET)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"The life and sex coach is infamous not only for her self-proclaimed 'legendary' vagina, but also for bringing the ancient art of vaginal kung fu to the masses"
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(86)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: Fine, if you want to call me a politician then you're a disingenuous asshole who's claiming to help America by throwing the last of the middle class to the wolves
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Mon May 11, 2015
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Reminder: Goodwill still doesn't want your gently used hand grenades
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(24)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Politicians won't have the middle class to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, it doesn't exist
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(78)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Paramedics on emergency call wedge their ambulance under a low bridge, have to call fire and police to rescue them. These guys will have nicknames from this until the day they die (pics)
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(28)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man claims to be William Shatner's son, despite that incident on Genesis planet with the Klingon bastard
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(26)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
86 year old arrested for 50 years of cashing pension checks written to her long-dead parents. Case was broken when pension agency decided to ask how well the 110 and 112 year olds were faring
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(13)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
If you're afraid of being injured on the job, don't be a nurse. If you're afraid of getting killed on the job, don't be a farmer. And if you're generally terrified of any kind of bodily harm, think about working in the investment services field
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(34)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
In typical United fashion, flight crew determines it's better to make an emergency landing than to provide a meal to an autistic teenager
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Regardless of how cute they are, foxes still have many generations to go until they're as tame as a typical dog or cat
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(78)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Anthony Geary announces he's leaving "General Hospital", and apparently I've been in a coma for 30 years
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ford has been trying to catch General Motors for years and now they are finally getting close. FARK: In recalls
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(13)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
FBI agent shot trying to apprehend the Longhorn Bandit bank robber, suspect is barricaded in a hotel surrounded by SWAT. UPDATE: Suspect dead, reportedly by self-inflicted gunshot wound
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(101)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Jade Helm from Texas. No, really. Al Nino unavailable for comment but is happy the attention is off him
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(68)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Fairfax Co. VA school board votes to include gender identity as a protected class. Thanks, Obama
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(214)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."'Tis the DoJ," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door--Only this and nothing more"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Agent Carter picked up. This time by ABC for a second season, and not just in subby's persistent Haley Atwell daydream
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(125)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Everyone can't wait until self-driving cars are mainstream vehicles. Everyone except for car makers, car repairers, car dealers, and insurance agents
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
The hook-up generation isn't so good at the hooking up part, apparently
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(93)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Brady'ssss agent ssssaysss the Wellssss report hasss ssssignificant flawssssss ssss
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(154)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Lottery winner was an undercover lottery agent. In other news, new Paul Blart III plot line found
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Anna Kendrick talks about gender bias in the movie industry, as only Anna Kendrick can. With four letter words
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(99)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the window to your left, you will see we're flying over lovely Las Vegas. If you look to the right, you will see I'm a pedophile
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
British tabloids fly off the presses with hysterics on General Election Day ...and of course hilarity ensues
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(51)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
DEA agents who left college student alone in cell for 5 days with no food or water get UN-approved punishment of a Strongly Worded Letter
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ha ha, millennials - like almost all other generations, you, too are turning into your parents
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(79)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hillary and her big fat progressive agenda
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(98)
 
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
California drought has now killed 12 million trees. Mostly from government agencies printing pamphlets on how to conserve water
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(53)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Grodd (CW 8ET) Later on Agents of Shield, Coulson reveals Project Theta (ABC 9ET)
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(461)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Jesus was all about healing the sick and feeding the poor, and also awarding extra video game points for killing transgender people. Yep
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(200)
 


Mon May 04, 2015
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
General Motors builds 500 millionth vehicle, immediately announces plans to recall it
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(34)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
An old GOP legend tells that if you stand in front of a mirror and say "Benghazi" three times, Hillary Clinton appears and testifies
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(46)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New generation of hypersonic planes that fly seven times the speed of sound offer you the chance to eat breakfast in New York and be working your way through a saltwater crocodile's intestines in Australia by dinner
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(25)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Legendary Russian ballerina Maya Plisetskaya will now dance to 'Swan Lake' in the big theater in the sky at age 89
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(12)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Before going to a swingers' party, be sure to print directions. Neighbors are tired of the kilted, pony-tailed gentlemen showing up to the wrong address
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(34)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Legendary British mystery writer Ruth Rendell has died at 85. OR HAS SHE?
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(8)
 
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Cop issues driver three citations for reckless driving, failure to exercise due care and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. Fark: Driver was fire chief responding to a "high magnitude" call (with video)
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(92)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ten old car video games that are still great today. Gentlemen, start your consoles
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(107)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
B.B. King now in home hospice care. Lucille gently weeping
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(62)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Most unpleasant survey ever conceived reveals that one third of London men are too fat to see their own genitals
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(35)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Carlsberg beer's ad agency steps up to the plate, puts on its bathing suit and drops trou on Protein World's controversial beach body ads
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(9)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Did you get emergency FEMA aid because of Hurricane Sandy? Congrats, you get to pay all that back with interest or we take you to a FEMA reeducation camp, citizen
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of wall to wall NFL draft coverage? How about 3 days of some really hard hits with no pads? It's your 2015 Big O roller derby tournament live from Eugene, Oregon. (link goes to live stream)
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(28)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
That's the most disgusting school lunch story ev... is that 'genuine frontier gibberish'?
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(37)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Is that pork ribs, two packs of detergent, three water filters, ribeye steaks, ground beef, bacon, and a gallon of bleach in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
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(15)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy and, erm, Tom Hardy star in the new trailer for The Krays biopic Legend
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(32)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Google analysis of fashion trends shows that slim fit denim pants are out of vogue, even with women who have skinny genes
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(16)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Department of Defense agency develops a bullet that can swerve in mid-air to strike shifting objects. Apparently, the Warren Commission was onto something
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(104)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Was Josh Hamilton the worst free-agent signing in baseball history? Perhaps, and check out the list of other players who did not do so great after signing big contracts
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(71)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Overwhelming majority of Americans couldn't tell you the gender makeup of the Supreme Court if you spotted them Notorious RBG
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(100)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD This summer is the last season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, STEVE
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(53)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Legendary folksinger Joni Mitchell, 71, earlier reported to be in a coma, now said to be doing okay and will make a full recovery
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(56)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight on the Flash, Barry, Caitlin, Joe, and Cisco set a trap for Wells but this could have fatal consequences for Cisco. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, Coulson gets the band back together (ABC 9ET)
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(485)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Chicago Bulls legend Scottie Pippen compares the current state of play in the NBA to his era. And it's not pretty
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(47)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The interesting thing about Mulder is nominally he is law enforcement but he never solved one case in nine years. So he's the worst F.B.I. agent of all time"
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(71)
 
(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Breakthrough technique allows geneticists to "edit" mitochondrial DNA, allowing them to fix neurodegenerative disorders. Could one day cure neurogenic muscle weakness, ataxia, and the dreaded scourge of the Boston Accent
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(23)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Before he cofounded Black Flag and became a spittle-spewing firebrand for social justice, Henry Rollins was manning the counter at a Häagen-Dazs in the most adorable fashion possible, as these photos can attest
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(55)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick was wishing he hadn't left his video camera at home after he found himself standing behind Chrissy Teigen at the White House Correspondents' Dinner
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The dude who already choreographed honeybees, copyrighted his own mind to give his intellectual property a 70-year post-life extension and is part of a bid to genetically engineer God has had another wacky idea
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(12)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
According to history, the first human genome mapping took 13 years. Now, watch out, here comes Wash U. We'll do it for you in three days
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(22)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nepal declares a state of emergency as the death toll rises to 1,100 in the aftermath of the 7.8 earthquake
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(72)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Orioles place three infielders on the disabled list, leave urgent phone messages for Brooks Robinson, Cal Ripken
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(5)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Chairman gets das boot
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(20)
 
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
Dear Aussie Real Estate Agent: I see your $1.5M house in Sydney, and raise you one decommissioned Titan Missile Base outside Spokane, WA, for the same price. Care to negotiate?
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(24)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
In secret video leak, Hillary Clinton AGENDA to DESTROY all CHRISTIANS via MANDATORY ABORTIONS through OBAMACARE
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(229)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Real estate agent: Sure it's a fixer-upper that hasn't been on the market since 1953, but it's a steal at 1.5 million dollars
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(48)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
It doesn't get more epic or nerdy than the Battle of the Legends at the Chess Club and Scholastic Center of St. Louis
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(5)
 
(Washington City Paper)
 
 
 
"...staffer for U.S. Senator Thad Cochran (R-Missed something in the background check) allegedly told law enforcement agents that he imported drugs from China in a plan to exchange them for sexual favors"
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(45)
 


Fri April 24, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers celebrates "Take Your Kid To Work and Watch Us Wedge Our New Emergency Operations Truck Under A Bridge Day"
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(33)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Germans decide to call a genocide a genocide. And they know a thing or two about genocide
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(47)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 8 most ingenious fast-food publicity stunts of all-time, since some people have always dreamed of a left-handed Whopper
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(18)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
The grandson of Porsche, who once ran Volkswagen and Audi, also oversees Bugatti, Lamborghini, Bentley, Ducati, among others is responsible for some amazing automobiles. Confused? You won't be, after this episode of "Piëch"
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(13)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nitro coffee.this is awesomeit's coffee thatisconcentrated and it ispumpedthrough somethinglikeguniess andhasnitrogen initsothatit hasbubbles andcaffeine and it gives youmorecoffeefaster and thencaffeineand issmoothand goodyou can drink it all up
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(42)
 
(Co.Create)
 
 
 
Toyota's new ad campaign reveals its hydrogen car is powered by bullshiat
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists just admitted to tweaking the genes of human embryos for the first time in history. What could possibly go wrong?
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(81)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Some vacation hotspots are so exclusive that people have to make reservations well in advance to get in. Noma in Copenhagen. Denis Island in the Seychelles. Auschwitz
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(22)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
At least one passenger lost consciousness when a plane bound for Hartford depressurized in-flight and was forced to make an emergency landing in Buffalo. Upon learning they were in Buffalo, several more passengers lost consciousness
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(34)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Royals rookie Paul Orlando is a genuine triple threat ... with a MLB record five in his first seven career games
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(6)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Joe and Cisco seek answers in Starling City while Barry faces a doppelganger. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, Coulson and Hunter turn to an unlikely ally while the S.H.I.E.L.D. schism spills over into Afterlife. (ABC 9ET)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Waka Flocka Flame"
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(75)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marvel's "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." spinoff will be about Adrianne Palicki's boobs. And probably some other stuff. And they say Hollywood is out of ideas
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(112)
 
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Walter Skinner, played by Mitch Pileggi, will reprise his role as FBI Assistant Director in the new X-Files: "Happy to announce Agent Skinner will once again be getting all grumpy and biatchy with his two wayward kids. Very happy"
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
French customs agents seize a record 2.25 tons of cocaine from a sailboat. Sacre blow
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(27)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It turns out that Mother Nature has been slicing, dicing and genetically modifying crops on her own before it was the cool thing to do
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(46)
 
(Disclose.tv)
 
 
 
Dying CIA agent: "Marilyn Monroe was a commie spy and I assassinated her for America"
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(96)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Outside the Beltway)
 
 
 
Senator, gentleman and fainting-couch afficionado Lindsey Graham would like to be your perpetually terrified commander in chief
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(113)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Despite the fact nobody has ever been executed by using nitrogen gas except in movies, Oklahoma decides to give it the greenlight over the chair
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(195)
 
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
"The cinematic equivalent of biting into an old brown banana" and other cogent critiques as Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 scores a zero on the Rotten Tomatoes Tomatometer
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(71)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Count de Money: I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting. King Cuomo: You said it - they stink on ice
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(27)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Volkswagen van set to return, though the "Gas, Grass, or Ass" bumper sticker may have to be updated for political correctness
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bold and the Beautiful gets acclaim for transgender storyline, are still working out whether the character's evil twin will be male or female
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(24)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One of Walmart's few intelligent employees was smart enough to pull off a $240,000 return scam
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(101)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cyanogen wants to make an Android free from the clutches of Google. So they're using Microsoft apps
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like there's gonna be a transgender model on the cover of Men's Health. Man, that's gonna make the two straight guys who read Men's Health *really* uncomfortable while they're checking each other out in the shower
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(62)
 
(Fruitnet)
 
 
 
Fruit industry in uproar over whether it's hygienic for workers to pee on the crops: "Urine is virtually sterile when it leaves the human body, it does not carry any bacteria and has been used by growers for years as it is very high in nitrogen"
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(53)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary hires Elizabeth Warren's genealogy researcher
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(51)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Legendary Incredible Hulk and Wolverine artist Herb Trimpe dies at 75
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(13)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio is that rare youthful combination of un-telegenic bumbling incompetence and malign corruption only Florida can nourish to maturity"
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(109)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Ray Palmer heads to Central City for help on his ATOM suit. Only to be waylaid by robotic bees. (8ET CW) Later, on Agents of Shield, The legend of "The Calvary" and Skye fights a mountain (9ET ABC)
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(260)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Two TSA agents fired for manipulating passenger screening systems in order to grope hot men
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(166)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
It's now official: Generalissimo Francisco Franco was a dictator. In other news, he's still dead
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(21)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Here's part five of Donald Fagen's Coachella diary
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(54)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Paramount Pictures releases new 'Terminator: Genisys' trailer, spoils a major plot twist three months early. Asinine and Dumbass tags still searching for Sarah Connor
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(193)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that acetaminophen is more than just a pain reliever, its a general emotion reliever
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(39)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Volkswagen now going through severe leadership crisis. Company attempts to move ahead with no one behind the wheel
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(14)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
OM NOM NOM: Marijuana businesses gobble up Colorado Springs industrial space: "We've crossed the threshold; we have people calling looking for industrial spaces and it's very difficult to find any space available for just general business purposes"
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(37)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Donald Fagen, the only act worth seeing at Coachella, shares his diary from the drug-fueled hippie fest
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(62)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith takes on gender-specific clothing by wearing female gender-specific clothing, in much the same way Fark takes on beer bingeing by drinking whiskey
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(85)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans are anti-immigration if you are looking to escape genital mutilation or fascism. But if you want to homeschool? Bring us your hungry, creationist masses
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Bogus" travel agents ripping off vacationers for £2 million a year. In related news, people still use travel agents
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(16)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Legendary musician Brian Wilson is asked about his feelings on punk rock movement of the '70s: "I don't know what that is. Punk rock? Punk? What is that?"
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(68)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Argentina wants to throw Justin Bieber in jail for assault. Subby will raise a glass of malbec to that
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(27)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dedicated cycling coach brings mile-long bike path to unlikely place. What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
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(11)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How to stylishly wear a trench coat this spring, for ladies. For gentlemen, the style depends on how many teeth you have left after the SWAT team hurls you to the ground
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(52)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Plane which crashed with 999 kilos of drugs in Venezuela may have been shot down. FARK: Aircraft is registered to the Mexico's Attorney General's Office
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do you love grilled cheese sandwiches? If so, odds are you are more generous and have more sex than those who do not
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(143)
 
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
George & Amal Clooney, Vladimir Putin, System of a Down, and Kanye & Kim Kardashian will visit Armenia this month to commemorate 100th anniversary of Armenian genocide, with Kim going back to brunette to mark solemnity of occasion
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(30)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
President Obama apparently found the one secret service agent who wasn't drunk, stoned, or getting blown by some South American prostitute and made him teach his daughter how to drive
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(166)
 
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
For first time in 16 years, FBI to require agents to pass a fitness test. In other words, no FBI if their BMI is too high
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(31)
 
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would already be dead because you didn't pay $3.00/month to be included. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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(31)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, The Flash travels back in time to the March 17th episode (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of Shield, Coulson must find allies to help protect the future of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC 9ET)
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(240)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
According to an unpublished paper, scientists have modified the germ line DNA of human embryos to permanently delete unwanted genes, such as those for cancer or being a ginger
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(95)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Intercession of rescue agencies deprives Darwin of a resounding victory against two idiots who built a boat out of home improvement materials for a total cost of some nine British pounds and decided to go fishing in it
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(42)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Mic)
 
 
 
A scary look at statistics documenting the number of times transgender people have attacked you in a public bathroom
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(397)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russian customs agents set new record by finding 55 snakes, 35 lizards, seven turtles, six lemurs, two monkeys and a leopard on the same smuggler
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(45)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Representative Gary Glenn (R-eally this crap again) issues "agenda alerts" on Facebook and Twitter after openly gay man is promoted to editor of his hometown newspaper
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(216)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Women of the CIA lash out at Hollywood for portraying them as crazy sexy superagents who take down terrorists sexily and handle their PTSD with tons of booze and pills. "We don't look like that"
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(82)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
TV telethon posts generous $32 donation from Hugh G. Rection
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(76)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Baby boomers were such terrible parents they have ruined every subsequent generation
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(150)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Residents of a small southeast Alaska town no longer have nighttime access to emergency medical care because the border with Canada is now closed at midnight"
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(81)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"A man in Burbank has pledged to fast 55 days while living in a glass box to mark the 100th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide"
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(45)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado House passes bill allowing transgender people to get new birth certificates
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(268)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin says he's determined to finish new 'Game of Thrones' book by next year unless something really urgent distracts him, like a squirrel
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(110)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Ad agency execs predict how "Mad Men" will end. Most say, "with an 800 number repeated four times"
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(76)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Seeing all the good press Indiana and Arkansas got for their religious freedom bills, what state would be dumb enough to let adoption agencies cite religious freedom in order to refuse service to gay couples?
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(110)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana clarifies the RFRA. Sexual orientation and gender identity is now protected under the RFRA. So, I guess you all feel pretty silly now, don't you?
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(546)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
MTV will give Robert Downey Jr. the cherished MTV Generation Award, given to the one celebrity "who has engaged the MTV audience throughout their career." Depp got screwed
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(34)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Whatever a Kendrick Lamar is, people seem unbelievably excited to learn he recorded an album with basketball legend Prince
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(50)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Turns out that not all 13-year-old girls on the Internet are FBI agents. Some are 15-year-old extortionists who want to trade your ween pics for iTunes giftcards
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(80)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How do we know Jeb Bush is running for president? He just realized supporting Jim Crow and his "religious freedom" law would kill his chances in the general. Granted, not supporting it will kill him in the primary
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(206)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"As this has gone unknown so long by the general public, it seems the 'Clark Kent disguise' must actually be better than anyone thought"
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(19)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Last Salute to the Littlest General
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(11)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCONN women's coach Geno Auriemma displays brass balls and says that the men's version of basketball is a joke
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(47)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Phone scammers claiming to be IRS agents call a TV producer who's worked on stories about that same scam. Doh
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(72)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Ladies & gentlemen: The saddest picture of the year
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(106)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The teenage son of the Canadian Consul General learns diplomatic immunity doesn't work when you've killed someone over a drug deal
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(74)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
KY Gov defends state's gay marriage ban as non-discriminatory because "both gay and straight people are barred from marrying people of the same gender." Suck it, libtards
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(205)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Splendid due diligence by Comedy Central, as the latest installment of "You're Not Helping" features their new Daily Show host and his anti-semitic and sexist tweets
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(257)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
Gene Saks, three time Tony winner and Neil Simon director, calls it a wrap at 93
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(9)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
Bruins coach dons pads as team's emergency goalie. In other news, this is legal in hockey
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(34)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Gentlemen and ladies, start your clownshoes for the opening event of the Indycar season. This is the Grand Prix of St. Petersburg discussion thread at 3pm EDT on ABC
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(158)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George W. Bush gets intelligence group award. Too. Many. Jokes
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(62)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Old-school Minneapolis Laker and legendary Utah Jazz announcer Hot Rod Hundley dribbles out the clock at age 80
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(8)
 
(Trek News)
 
 
 
A whole new generation of Star Trek fans are discovering and enjoying Enterprise, because let's face it, even Enterprise is better than the lens flare-ridden, story and character-less NuTrek
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(243)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado defends pot laws, Attorney General Cynthia Coffman urges Supreme Court to reject lawsuit filed by neighboring states: "This is an attempt to reach across their borders and selectively invalidate state laws with which they disagree"
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(119)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(Some Flat Packer)
 
 
 
To house Iraqi refugees, UN agency places IKEA order for 10,000 flat-pack shelters, 10,001 allen wrenches
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(26)
 
(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
No more calls, ladies and gentlemen - we have our Fark mugshot of the decade
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(78)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In largest study ever, Iceland completes DNA makeup of the entire nation. Genes for skin color found ranging from pale, to ashen, to pasty
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(24)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
In yet another parallel to the dying days of WCW, Gene Simmons and WWE are teaming up to make movies
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Vikings are doing the "buy a brick" program for their new stadium complete with an online generator. You know what to do
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA finally gets around to testing out Einstein's twin theory regarding general relativity
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(28)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Politicians denounced Rep. Klingenschmidt's comments about a baby being ripped from a mother's womb as "disgusting" and "reprehensible." And that's just the Republicans
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(89)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leaked documents reveal Obama's "Jade Helm 15" invasion of the Southern US to conquer hostile Texan and Utahan insurgents and herd them all into FEMA Death Domes has been scheduled for this summer. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS
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(64)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
DEA agents accused of being deep under covers
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(46)
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Salesforce Inc. to GenCon: "I'll see your $50 million withdrawal and raise you $4 billion"
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(249)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Farker's next gen rocket engine crowdfunding campaign is live. Change the world, get sweet space swag, be awesome, keep me from having to work in a coffee shop any longer
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(49)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology LA hosts disaster preparedness open house and expo to prepare Los Angelenos for disasters like earthquakes, wildfires, hydrogen bomb volcano explosions, the return of Xenu, and worst of all, a Battlefield Earth sequel
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(44)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, Barry slips into Rogue Time on The Flash. (CW 8PM ET). Later, on Agents of Shield, Ward's back and trying to find Love in the Time of Hydra. (ABC 9PM ET)
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(269)
 
(Gen Con)
 
 
 
GenCon CEO sent a sternly worded letter to Indiana Governor Mike Pence over SB101
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(168)
 
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
The resurgent sport of sumo is dominated by endorsements and sponsorships to an extent that would appall even the NCAA
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(27)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ex-Dukes of Hazzard star: "Confederate flag license plates are part of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s vision for America." No, that's not General Lee accepted, Cooter
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(180)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Russian mobsters, Bad-boy geneticist, Woolly mammoth DNA, and cosmic radiation. The new Jurassic Park movie looks awesome
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(13)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Hey, listen. Netflix is NOT working on a Legend of Zelda show
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(49)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Archaeologists believe ruins found in a remote jungle region of Argentina may be the remains of a hideout built by Nazis to flee to in the event of defeat in the Second World War"
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(89)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I can and will accept your nomination, but I will not do it on a plantation. I will stand on my box, yell out from Fox and wear my crying eagle socks. For I am Ted Cruz and you all are cocks" Your Ted Cruz hat-tossing Liberty U speech thread
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(266)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hunger Games ripoff Insurgent takes the weekend box office with $49.6 million, Cinderella ticking down to #2 with $35.8 million. The Liam Neeson film The Gunman bombs because of Sean Penn, and Blomkamp's Chappie falls to #10
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(45)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott's emergency disaster chief is quizzed by state senators on "climate change." Hilarity ensues
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(153)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 84th birthday to Canada's greatest actor, singer, all-around legend, and Star Trek's best captain, William Shatner. From his outstanding album Has Been, here's Common People
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(55)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says that artificial intelligence could grow to be more intelligent than humans. Especially the ones who think they're going to get a computer to work properly on Windows Vista
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(59)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered an antioxidant system that, like a generator kicking in when power fails, helps sustain the liver when other systems are compromised, and "only comes from eating protein." Yeah, we figured this was relevant to your interests
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(22)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Jurassic World's only returning character from Jurassic Park has clearly been messing around with his genetics
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(77)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Standard General bids $145.5 million to buy out RadioShack. Bankruptcy lawyers brace to save Standard General after they throw away $145.5 million
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(22)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to session musicians and sound engineers who have worked at Paisley Park, Prince's legendary "Vault" containing thousands of unreleased songs is real, and it is spectacular
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(81)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Gen. David Petraeus: Daesh is a problem, but Iranian backed militias are the biggest problem to keeping the power balance in the region
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(63)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
CBS soap opera reveals one of its characters is transgender. Which was a complete surprise to the character's three ex-husbands, six lovers and evil twin
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(27)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"Investors count on financial institutions to tell them the truth about how their investments are being managed..." the NY Attorney General started to say before bursting out laughing
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(6)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Friday's 75-minute solar eclipse will cost Europe 30 gigawatts of solar-generated electrical power... unless, of course, it's cloudy anyway
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(29)
 
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Local news reports that kids are getting high by rubbing Burt's Bees peppermint lip gloss on their eyes, and by "reports" we mean "found an urban legend on the internet that was debunked a year ago"
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(39)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Crazy Uncle Joe may actually see some real action besides sticking his foot in his mouth by having to break a tie to confirm the attorney general
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(41)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Do you know how to tie a bow tie? If you do you're an old-school gentleman, maybe even a scholar
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(21)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
IS 'may have committed genocide' according to UN. But they seemed like such nice young boys
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(85)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"Where is the generic version of insulin?"
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(74)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man trolls C-Span with Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song in what was probably the most intelligent political conversation had that day
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(17)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Grantland)
 
 
 
The ten best NFL free agent deals (so far)
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(16)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
The ten worst NFL free agent deals (so far)
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(15)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Facts of Life and Mama's Family co-creator Jenna McMahon dead at age 89. She is survived by the cryogenically frozen corpse of her writing partner, Dick Clair
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(48)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Legendary UCLA and NBA big man Jack Haley, best known for being on 1996 Chicago Bulls and for cameo in "Love in an Elevator" video, is dead at 51
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(12)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, The Flash returns with the Weather Wizard seeking revenge and Barry on a double date. (8ET CW) Later, on Agents of SHIELD Cal rallies a team of freaks to crush SHIELD (9ET ABC)
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(339)
 
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
"Defined as the point where computers become more intelligent than humans and where human intelligence can be digitally stored, Singularity hasn't happened yet, but is expected by 2045"
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(47)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Richard III remains sealed inside coffin. Because you don't want a Plantagenet zombie running around looking for a horse
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(23)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
If you are able to solve this puzzle, agent Rick Deckard would like to ask you a few follow-up questions
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(57)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Genndy Tartakovsky's Popeye reboot has, mercifully, run out of spinach
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans decide that they'd rather keep Eric Holder as Attorney General for a while
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Jeremy Clarkson "fracas," which was downgraded to "argument," then upgraded to "emergency room visit," has now been downgraded to "I'd rather keep my job after all"
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(113)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The Jeremy Clarkson "fracas," which was downgraded to "argument," is now upgraded to "emergency room visit"
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(49)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The Comcast / Time Warner merger is on hold because (a) it's bad for consumers, (b) it's bad for net neutrality, or (c) Comcast sued the FCC to try and restrict due diligence
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(25)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Browns consider signing free agent WR who tied subby in touchdown receptions last year
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(39)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Agents said they were undetected until a marked car showed up outside for an unrelated incident. At that point, it looked like something out of a movie with dozens of people running away, leaving behind drugs and money, officials said
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(14)
 
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"Massive bodies like higgs bosons, W and Z bosons can be identified and discriminated from backgrounds, and the theoretical issues connected with the topology of QCD radiation in boosted coloured objects are certainly of general interest"
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gene Gene the Dancing Machine gets the gong at 82
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(77)
 
(Cars.com)
 
 
 
General Motors so confident in the quality of their vehicles that they're reducing their powertrain warranty from 100k miles to 60k miles
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(41)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Phil Jackson says that in order to rebuild the New York Knicks, he will do it through free agency not the draft. Probably won't work either way
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(28)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin re-signs with the Tennessee Titans after a busy day in free agency (w/ photographic evidence)
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(17)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British Parliament votes to ban branding on cigarette packages. Smokers now restricted to getting generic lung cancer
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(71)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Hydrogen balloons don't party well with candles
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(35)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Network World)
 
 
 
It doesn't take a genius to see why Apple stores are disrupting the economics of shopping malls
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(41)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Now that marijuana is legal in Alaska, lawmakers are diligently working to fine tune the law by criminalizing every single loophole they can find
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(39)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Investigators say the fatal fire was caused by the home's occupant smoking next to an oxygen tank"
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(63)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Harlem Globetrotters recruit Mo'ne Davis to help them beat the Washington Generals for the 8,000,000th time (w/video)
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(12)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
To all the ladies and gentlemen who are NASCAR enthusiasts, I humbly present to you the CARBuretor Crunch, a deep-friend peanut butter and jelly sandwich topped with bacon crumbles, a caramel drizzle and sliced bananas
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(45)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Coulson and the team come to the aid of Lady Sif who has lost her memory. Meanwhile, Bobby and Mack continue to hide their true mission from everyone else. (ABC 9 ET)
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(183)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Free Agency begins at 4 PM EDT. Follow the moves your favorite teams make, or just use this thread to LOL at the 49ers, Jets, and Browns
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(321)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Gun sales are increasing, but individual ownership is decreasing, which means only one thing: Your unhinged, paranoid, 24x7 camo-clad uncle is hoarding them, along with plywood, MREs, generators, and satin panties. Don't ask about the last one, tho
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(234)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you can't stand the noise your co-worker makes while eating, you might be a genius
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(68)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new concept in Solar power generation "community solar gardens" could allow people to benefit from solar power even if they don't have the space/funds to install rooftop panels themselves. As if solar power wasn't socialist ENOUGH already
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(68)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts to remove whitening agent from powdered sugar - thereby making donuts once again the go-to choice for the health conscious
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(29)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
It was forty years ago today that one of the best Doctor Who episodes ever first aired: Genesis of the Daleks
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(28)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
My God...some mad genius has deep-fried Cadbury Creme Eggs and has shared the recipe so we can all enjoy this sugary greatness
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(55)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent doesn't get Kanye West. Well, to be fair, none of us do, Ted
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(94)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Porn legend Asia Carrera arrested for blowing twice the legal limit. There's a legal limit?
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(82)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Delaware Attorney General will not be filing charges against Kurt Busch. NASCAR considering putting him on double secret suspension for beating the rap
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(33)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Since malls and retail in general are doing so well, the owners of Mall of America are proposing an even larger mall for Miami
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(56)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Britain's security agencies should look to recruit more middle-aged women and mothers to be new spies and should target websites popular with parents to find them"
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(36)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Denmark wants to rebrand part of Sweden as 'Greater Copenhagen'
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists now believe that redheads may be genetically superior. Redheads have always believed this
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(209)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Terminator Genisys script leaks point to only one possible conclusion: Skynet sent robot script writers back in time to sabotage the movie
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(32)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2,600-year-old human brain perfectly preserved in oxygen-free clay mud, looks still good enough to eat
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(8)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mark Levin: "Rape highest in modern times under Obama." Also racism, sexism, men's rights groups, assholes, mugs, pugs, Indian agents, Mexican bandits and Methodists
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(144)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
To all the Jewish Farkers; Happy Purim. To all the Gentile Farkers, Purim is the Jewish Holiday that is a cross between St. Patrick's day, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Thanksgiving, April Fools, and the Jewish tradition of tons of good food
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(80)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Council advertises general hand job, you up for it?
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(22)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week's word soup: HGTV torn asunder by controversy surrounding furniture plagiarism on Ellen Degeneres's reality show
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For the first time, the General Social Survey -- a large, national survey conducted every 2 yrs and widely considered to represent the gold standard for public opinion research -- shows a majority of Americans favoring the legalization of marijuana
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(32)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Forbes)
 
 
 
While Flash continues his break. Agents of SHIELD returns tonight with yet another traitor in their midst (ABC 9ET)
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(292)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Argentina trolls the UK with new 50-peso bill
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(96)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With the free agency period beginning real soon, here are the biggest NFL free-agent busts since 1993
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(50)
 
(Soapbox Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Study: Legal marijuana spurs entrepreneurship, gentrification, consumption of Doritos and Mountain Dew
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(24)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Hey Arizona: In your zeal to snub your nose at the federal government whenever possible, you just made it impossible for residents to get past airport security because your driver licenses are too generic
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(64)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you're going to drive yourself to the emergency room anyway, might as well steal a fire truck so you get there quicker
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(9)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Things you don't want to hear your doctor say in the emergency room: #1 - "Well, this is something I've never seen before"
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(112)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Prepare yourself for the only reason to visit Wisconsin in the winter: the state's majestic Ice Caves. It looks like a level from Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
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(20)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago's credit rating is about one step below Argentina circa 1989. That's some fine governing Rahm. But don't worry there's a runoff election where an even crazier guy is running against him
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(57)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What has government ever done for the middle class? I mean, aside from the 5-day work week, child labor laws, food safety, banking guarantees, public safety agencies, property law, and of course the roads, the roads go without saying
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(43)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
Most judges would just roll their eyes and tell a "sovereign citizen" defendant to STFU when they start spouting gibberish about admiralty law, and the Stamp Act. Legendary Judge Richard Posner, on the other hand, gives the defendant a history class
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(204)
 
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Michigan couple hits the rare genetic lottery
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(105)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
"The aardvark is the only member of its species. It is the only member of its genus. It is the only member of its family. And it is the only surviving member of its order"
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(49)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl to be rebooted so a whole new generation's pants can mysteriously fit funny for the first time
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(59)
 
(WWLP)
 
 
 
"You are warned. I am coming for you and I am furious. I hate sniveling, cowardly behavior like this. I have more respect for insurgents I fought in Iraq than I do for people behind this twitter account"
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(163)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
The case against Argentina's president that dead prosecutor had been working on, Yeah, it's been tossed
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(17)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Animals are free of stresses of work, especially gentle giants and WHERE IS MY F@&^*ng COFFEE?
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, what's not to like about this new fast-charging affordable 'future' car that runs on hydrogen fuel cells? Oh, it's better than your electric car. Got it
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(89)
 
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Where the Edward Snowden NSA leaks helped reveal the massive misconduct of America's national security apparatus, a major South African intelligence breach offers some new insights into the activities of Russia before the Ukraine Crisis
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(12)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Great news, commuters - the bathrooms at NYC's legendarily repulsive Port Authority Bus Terminal are now marginally less horrifying, with new fixtures, new lighting, and new shooting-up alcoves, all at the low, low cost of $812,000 per bathroom
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(57)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
David Tennant to star in a third season of Broadchurch, at the end of which his character, the Detective Inspector, will die and regenerate into Matt Smith
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(32)
 
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight on the season finale of Agent Carter, Peggy faces the full fury of Leviathan (9 ET ABC)
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(229)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore will not tolerate all the bisexuals and transgenders marrying as many people as they want
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(108)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
The only people who showed up to work at the North Carolina General Assembly during this morning's snowstorm were lobbyists
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(20)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Journalists catch smarmy "GOP Generation Y" congressman misspending campaign funds in hilariously Millennial ways. When questioned about it, he literally responds, "Haters gonna hate"
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(366)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly demands CBS release video of Argentina protests that support his claims. CBS does. You can guess where this is going
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(301)
 
(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Employer easily cracks case after employees butt-dial him and loudly discuss their ingenious plan to rob workplace
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(23)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scary: New video from ISIS shows how they are training the next generation of terrorists. More scary: five-year-olds
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(259)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police investigate secret tunnel, complete with lights, a generator, and reinforced walls, found underneath Toronto's Rexall Centre, which will host the Pan Am Games tennis match this summer. Secret tunnel trifecta now in play
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(48)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"We have to energize every element of national power in a cohesive synchronized manner - similar to World War 2... to fight a multi-generational struggle" against radical Islam. Step 1 - cut taxes
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(65)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's campaign is looking increasingly like a laundry detergent commercial
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(140)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thanks to remote learning, future generations of children now will never get to experience the joy of a snow day
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(38)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Former member of The Tonight Show Band and legendary trumpeter Clark Terry has shuffled off this mortal coil at 94
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(14)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bucket list completed. Great for little Long Island boy with a deadly disease. But really was Ellen DeGeneres the last thing on your list?
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(8)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Einstein Brothers Bagels to close eleven Chicago stores after some genius business decisions
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(59)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky to trans-gendered students: Just hold it until you get home
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(95)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
"The Pope has compared the threat of transgender people to nuclear weapons"
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(167)
 
(Nature World News)
 
 
 
"Males nibble on female external genitals using their fangs, and then we observed that there was a liquid coming out of the fangs. We do not know what this liquid is"
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will the Springs finally succeed in Succession? Will anyone ever take Boulder seriously? And will Hickenfalafel finally have it out with JohnJacobKlingenschmitt? Confused? You still will be after this week's episode of "Colorado"
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(30)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Meet a genuine hero who has icewater in his veins, ears and probably a few other places, too
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(36)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
DHS intelligence warns possible terrorist attacks from ISIS. Did I say ISIS, because I meant to say domestic right-wing sovereign citizens
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(432)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
German tennis player throws her racquet at linesman after accusing him of being generous to a fault
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(29)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Man tells FBI agents that he was drunk and "just playing" when he called an airport last Friday and threatened to blow up "everybody" with a pipe bomb
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(27)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas GOP-controlled legislature works to pass emergency "Because the world needs ditch diggers, too" bill that would allow nearly 30,000 high school seniors graduate without passing a single test. Tag is definitely NOT for the students
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(163)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rand Paul: the technology which created the internet was driven by free market, not by D.C. bureaucrats from some Advanced Research Project Agency
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(104)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Military genius Ben Carson thinks there should be "no such thing as a war crime"
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(82)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Portland Trail Blazers legend and fan favorite Jerome Kersey dies unexpectedly at 52
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(22)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When a government leader calls on the people to be more like "mild and gentle" sheep, there's a good chance they'll be queuing up for the abattoir
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(27)
 
(ShoutEngine)
 
 
 
Clint Bowyer, Narwhals, Gilbert Gottfried and Princess Crumplefenders walk into a talent agency....What do they call their act? THE NASFARK PODCAST
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(14)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Origin of the Nibiru legend my have been discovered
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(41)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Three national parks in Alaska had 0 visitors last year. Guess we really are saving it for the next generation
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(178)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, Firestorm must decide if two bodies are truly better than one. (CW 8 ET) Later on Agent Carter, With Peggy in custody the SSR closes in on Howard Stark. (ABC 9 ET)
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(333)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just to be clear, "I've badly injured myself with a chainsaw, drank a bottle of gin to numb the pain and I'm on my way to the emergency room" is not a valid excuse for being three times the drink-drive limit
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(69)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New generation of automotive catalytic converters will control emissions at the quantum level
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned at train station appeared to be crying, pointing toward cryogenics facility
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(74)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
A 3D printable Next Gen Warp Core table lamp? In my early 21st century? It's more likely than you think (w/video & instructions)
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(18)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Martin Luther playset is the fastest selling toy of all time, beating out the John Calvin action figure and the Pope Leo X activity set with spring loaded indulgences
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(57)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The violin evolved accidentally. Hm, I always thought it was intelligently designed
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(20)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Louis Jourdan, Hollywood's top choice to play elegant international gentlemen, dies at the age of 93. Au revoir
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(29)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In honor of legendary voice Gary Owens, an episode of failed 1969 NBC daytime game show "Letters to Laugh-In" that crossed Laugh-In with Match Game. Owens played Gene Rayburn role as celebrities tried to sell viewers' corny Laugh-In jokes
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(12)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"How Jon Stewart turned lies into comedy and brainwashed a generation"
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(184)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Hitman: Agent 47 trailer is here and it's nothing but people getting owned and somehow Spock is involved. Who keeps hitting me with a laser pointer? You know that's really childish and you shouldn't ... oh wait. This is bad
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(47)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
General Mills and Kellogg says that natural breakfast foods have become a cereal killer
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Copenhagen police believe there may have only been one shooter involved in the two mass-shootings yesterday. Oh, and also he's dead now
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(169)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First genetically modified apples that don't brown will definitely improve their core value
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(47)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Wired)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime is the most bizarre, ingenious business ideas ever conceived
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(74)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Copenhagen free speech event hosting cartoonist who drew Mohammed
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(366)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
"One way to convince advanced aliens that we are an intelligent species would be to teach them the rules of cricket, according to a leading scientist"
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(49)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study shows dogs can read your emotions, though not in an annoying, obvious way like Counselor Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation
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(57)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Sopranos star Drea de Matteo will guest star on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. as the villainous
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(81)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Historical auction sells sentimental favorites like Hitler's watercolor and General Patton's morgue toe tag
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(55)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apple might be working on a general electric car to compete with Telsa
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(92)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
FloridaMan, super-genius - arrested driving stolen car, lists "Drug dealer" as occupation
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(38)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Generation X was irrevocably destroyed by the sinister machinations of Teen Beat magazine
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(107)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists say it's high time to start contacting intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all down here on earth
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(59)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
1922 New York Times article claims Hitler's anti-semitism wasn't genuine. Well, that's a relief
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(71)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Frontline explains the rise to power of young KGB agent Vladimir Putin and how he keeps it. See, Republicans, THIS is why you pay tax dollars for PBS
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(53)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is probably way late for you caffeine jockeys, but you need to lay off the coffee before 9:30 in the morning. That and ease up in general. Something about your head assploding
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(111)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Tonight, there's a Firestorm on The Flash as Barry attempts to balance his double life. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agent Carter, Peggy uncovers the nature of Leviathan but her enemies are closer than she thinks (ABC 9ET)
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(142)
 
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
What's the root of all evil according to Gene Simmons? Lack of money. Oh and he really likes Taylor Swift
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(77)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The bizarre story of the dead Argentine prosecutor gets weirder as officials believe his death was part of an attempted coup. Obviously, a kook's coup. A kook's coup
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(45)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how did James Shields end up with San Diego? Like is the case with many other Padres, his agent farked up big time
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(45)
 
(Junkee)
 
 
 
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you interview a politician. "You said at your press conference a few hours ago that 'good government starts today.' If that's so, what on earth have you been delivering since you were elected?"
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(28)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Giving whole new meaning to the term "Chopper." the US Army once tried to arm its transport helicopters with giant 1200-barrel super-shotguns to clear landing zones of Viet Cong insurgents
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(110)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alan Greenspan: The euro is finished, fertig, verfallen, verlumpt, verblunget, verkackt and generally shtupped
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(32)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Coaching legend Dean Smith dies at 83
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Who just called for letting residents of Washington, D.C. have access to legal medical marijuana? A) Seth Rogen B) Joe Rogan C) The nation's Drug Czar
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Golf legend Billy Casper is now a ghost
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(18)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out the right side of the aircraft you'll see the lovely Bogota city lights serving as a backdrop for the flames shooting out of our number two engine. Sit back and enjoy the flight"
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(31)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen and Zac Efron set to star in Neighbors 2: The Cash Grab
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(20)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey, listen. Netflix is developing a live-action series based on the Legend of Zelda
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(94)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Brian William's helicopter in Iraq wasn't hit by an RPG but some sort of powerful hallucinogenic weapon as the chopper's pilot who backed some parts of Williams story and debunked others is "questioning my memories"
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(53)
 
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
A naked Bill Cosby statue (with a tiny Fat Albert covering his genitals) sculpted by a high school freshman will be unveiled in Florida this month
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(80)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
US Men's National Soccer team coach Jurgen Klinsmann says the U.S. soccer players aren't fit enough, becoming stereotypical Americans
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