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500 headlines found matching 'Gen'
Thu June 30, 2016
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Has conservative radio host Laura Ingraham solved the bathroom/gender debate? Depends
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Wed June 29, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In the mirror universe, Paul McCartney and Gene Roddenberry teamed up to create a competition starring bands from outer space
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Chris Martin: "Rihanna is the Frank Sinatra of our generation"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 releases its first 2016 General Election forecast and, wow, is Trump even running?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ted Nugent won't show up for Trump's convention. Either he's on tour or has blood coming out from his wherever
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The European Space Agency thinks the best way to make sure astronauts get along before sending them into space is to make the crew spend a week together in a deep, dark, uncharted cave
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Gene editing can end disease, fight hunger, and create an army of mantis-men
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Forget artificial intelligence and nuclear war, Stephen Hawking predicts stupidity and greed will kill off humans
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If that ex-Secret Service agent's book about the Clintons is true, then the author lied to government investigators in 1998
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Ludacris is playing a Fourth of July "Freedom" concert at Guantánamo Bay. Haven't those prisoners suffered enough? Surely this violates the Geneva Convention
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Livestream of the NASA Nextgen booster set for 11:05 Eastern
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The final whistle blows for legendary Tennessee womens' basketball coach Pat Summitt
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Mon June 27, 2016
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Spaghetti western legend Bud Spencer is 86'd, now in the loving embrace of the FSM's Noodly Appendage. Ramen
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
GA church posts marquee message "God created man and woman. Satan made gays and transgenders." Hilarity ensues
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Standard & Poor's Rating Agency strips "A" from UK after Brexit vote. Great Britin
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Liverpool legend John Arne Riise tries his first ever beer - and his reaction is PRICELESS
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "Our cat is holding us hostage"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I'm a private equity investor in an EMS provider. Also, I'm a hot blonde in a helicopter"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
United Airlines hopes thinner seats and exclusive lounges will generate another $3 billion. Passengers can now use the lounge to exchange stories about where they would have been four hours ago if their flight had taken off on time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Centers for Disease Control says risk of female genital mutilation is on the rise for women in the US, and as for the reason this is happening they cite hey, would you look at the time, gotta run
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It was nothing but a firefly genocide at a park in Chengdu, China where they released a 100,000 fireflies for the people's enjoyment. Nothing but a glowing horror
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Name your most/least favorite alcoholic beverage. Difficulty: American beers exempt based on general principles
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(Some Chilean Guy)
 
 
 
Chile beats Argentina in penalty shootout to win the Copa América. This is not a repeat from last year
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Inside Japan's rent-a-friend industry and the agency that dispatches friends to all types of people. "We look like a rich country from the outside, but mentally we have problems.... We have clients who start to cry when we shake hands with them"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Original Met and Cubs slugger Gentleman Jim Hickman stops the music at 79
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The latest victim of NYC's real-estate plutocracy? A legendary swingers' club: "After the last night, they are giving away all the furniture and pillows, and the mats from the Mat Room." Ewww
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Embattled PA State Attorney General's office waits nearly two years to admit seizing $1.77 million. Then it gets weird
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The battle for Falluja is over, claims Iraqi general
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A Haiku battle. Between transit agencies. How much that job pay?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
While the Boston Bruins search for top line defensemen, one of their legendary defensemen will be searching for a top line defense attorney
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The EURO 2016 Round of 16 rolls on with France v Ireland at 9am, Germany v Slovakia at Noon, and Hungary v Belgium at 3pm. Then, at 8pm, Chilé vs Argentina for the Copa America. This is your Sunday Footie Discussion Thread
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Protip: Judges generally don't like it when you tell them about your "donkey dick", threaten to "jack it" on them, and especially not when you tell them you'll kill their whole family with a hammer
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Fri June 24, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's how to destroy things with liquid nitrogen (Seriously, don't try this at home)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Smith hasn't made a lot of smart career moves lately, but not making "Independence Day: Resurgence" was definitely one of them
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Demonstrating the cutting edge social media savvy that's made them so effective, ad agency blasts a "No Fat Chicks" email invite. This went about as well as you'd expect
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court: You may base your acceptance guidelines on race/gender/religion. California Libs: Challenge accepted
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is so generous, he just forgave $50M in loans he had made -- to himself
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Researchers at Miskatonic University find that some genes don't turn on until after you die
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Having extramarital sex makes me a fabulous mother", Fark legend
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
What do you call a treasonous, philandering general who was forced to retire in disgrace and barely avoided prison time? A Democrat, apparently
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The reigning World Cup champions offer a few thoughts on Argentina's dismemberment of the USMNT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The race for vegetarian burgers heats up: the Beyond Burger bleeds beet juice, but the Impossible Burger bleeds real heme produced by gene-hacked yeast, and drips fat from embedded chips of coconut oil. Which is why it tastes as awesome as it sounds
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Secret Service veterans: Yeah this anti-Clinton tell-all book by former agent Gary Byrne is nothing but phooey, he's got "underlying motives". That and he's trying to sell books
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
In the EURO 2016, Groups C & D finish up. Northern Ireland & Germany, Ukraine & Poland at 12 noon, and Croatia & Spain, Turkey & Czech Republic at 3. Also the USMNT play Argentina in the Copa America @ 9. This is your Tuesday Football Thread
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Your inability to shut up is genetic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN reveals the list of athletes in this year's Body Issue, which includes Jake Arietta, Von Miller, and the first transgender athlete
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"This is 911, what's your emergency?" "My pizza doesn't have enough cheese"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
In a story he totally didn't make up to create confirmation bias in the minds of his only potential customers, former secret service agent assigned to the Clinton Whitehouse claims, in his book, that Hillary threw Bibles at people when she got mad
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Mon June 20, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Get your cameras out: Tonight marks the first "strawberry moon" in a generation, and we won't see one again until 2062
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Volkswagen hopes that investing $11 billion will put a charge into sales
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alright, stay with me on this one: Alex Jones thinks the Muslim Brotherhood and secret government agencies have joined forces to blackmail Obama and Clinton over their secret gay pasts. And Obama and Rahm Emanuel are secret gay Muslim lovers
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory just keeps swimming to record numbers, bringing in $135 million for the weekend. Despite Kevin Hart, Central Intelligence is #2 with $33 million, Warcraft slides to #5 with $6 million, and X-Men 7 thuds to a dismal #7 with $5 million
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent was supposed to headline a three-day music festival that he assured organizers would be a "huge draw" for fans. After record-low ticket sales despite prices dropping from $65 to $5, the turnout was so low they had to cancel the whole thing
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Sat June 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro declares a financial state of emergency. That's good to know, since it's not as if they don't have a huge event planned beginning in a month and a half
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Day 9 of Euro 2016: Ireland and Belgium @ 9am ET, Iceland & Hungary @ 12, Portugal & Austria @ 3, Copa America sees Argentina & Venezuela @ 7, Mexico y Chilé @ 10 for semi-finals spots. This is your Saturday Futbol Discussion Thread
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Country Rebel)
 
 
 
Legendary studio musician, Mike Chapman, has passed away
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(DCW50)
 
 
 
"If it wasn't for The Rock and Kevin Hart, Central Intelligence would have been arrested for impersonating a comedy"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman scams three Dollar General stores for tens of dollars
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Ilya Bryzgalov aims to return to the NHL at 35. Odds against him are humongous big, as he is speck in free agent cosmos
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
University tests emergency email alerting system with a message saying an armed shooter was on campus. Some people did not see the previous message about the upcoming test
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Latest theory of why the EMDrive works: phase-inverted phantom photon generation or some other such treknobabble theory even Geordi wouldn't be comfortable proposing
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Legendary Stax Records and Elvis producer Chips Moman dead at 79
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The World Anti-Doping Agency is probably nothing more than an expensive smokescreen. This is Subby's shocked face
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Wed June 15, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State Attorney General Pam Bondi criticizes Anderson Cooper for inciting anger and hatred because he questioned her sudden concern for the homosexual community
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, meet one Gersh Kuntzman of the New York Daily News who has just crowned himself as the biggest wuss in the world
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"That thing looks seriously front-heavy. Can those narrow wings generate the lift needed to carry two adults 300 miles at an average speed of 180 mph?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
You can thank the genius of 1940s Austrian actress Hedy Lamarr for your wireless phones and WiFi
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Tue June 14, 2016
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 Group F kicks off at noon ET with Austria vs Hungary, followed by Portugal vs Iceland at 3. Then the action switches to Copa America Group D with Chilé & Panama at 8 and Argentina vs Bolivia at 10. This is your Tuesday fütbol thread
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The more you're on the internet the dumber you are... unless you're on Fark submitting headlines, then you're a freakin' genius
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
And so it begins - infowars published an article claiming the Orlando massacre was a 'false flag' attack from the Gay Agenda
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly to Trump: "Do you see that you could be contributing to a demonization of all Muslims in general? Is that possible?"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are you moving your kids to a new city? You're condemning them to a life of violent crime, drug abuse, psychiatric problems, and suicide attempts, you negligent monster
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(My News LA)
 
 
 
It's all over between the Lakers and Magic Johnson, who made the grave mistake of tweeting about how the franchise he loves and has been a part of for 4 decades should go after top free agents
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Sun June 12, 2016
(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
Jaromir Jagr, 40-something hockey legend, former mulleted Samson and nailer of blackmailing models, is immortalized with a beer
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Sat June 11, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Generations of macaques used stone tools to open oysters and nuts and subby can't stop giggling like a naughty sixth-grader (though the nut thing does sound a bit painful)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So are you making as much money as you should for your age group? Here are five different age groups and median incomes by gender
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Of course Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers was deeply influenced by Prince. He even played with members of the New Power Generation. Of course
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Genius Bar not so smart when it comes to iPhone thieves
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It has begun: the unskewing of the polls that show Hillary Clinton trouncing Donald Trump in the general election
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Researchers can read your brain and generate a picture of the face you're looking at. Mind reading is here
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 kicks off with France vs Romania at 3 pm ET on ESPN2, followed by Copa America with Chile taking on Bolivia at 7 pm ET, then Argentina and Panama at 9:30, both on FOX. This is your Friday Footie Discussion thread
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New York attorney general: Time Warner Cable Internet speeds are "abysmal". Apparently, there's no truth in advertising
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
Google and Oxford researchers are now studying ways to stop Artificial Intelligence systems from misbehaving, other than just pulling out the plug
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
We asked Ernest Hemingway to review 'Genius.' He punched us in the nose. Then he wrote this
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Some PB Guy)
 
 
 
Due to a 19th Century quirk of wording, Canadians can now legally allow dogs to lick peanut butter off their genitals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Emergency room nurse faces up to 15 years in prison for groping three women while he was taking their blood pressure. See, if he'd just gone ahead and raped them, he'd be out in like 18 months
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Movie written by algorithm turns out to be hilarious, intense, full of artificial intelligence
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tide's answer to slumping sales? Recommend using more detergent pods, of course
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Hillary and the State Department have shown hackers the names of CIA agents. Good jerb
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iranian soccer player suspended for six months for wearing SpongeBob ShortPants shorts. He must have been showing his genius
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
What happens when you release a film in the same genre with a similar theme as two previous films within a three-month span? Ask the producers of X-Men: Apocalypse
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Clark Gregg talks about Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the flash forward finale, and other good stuff
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley (R-U Stupid): If you ignore context, racism, power, and truth in general, Justice Sonia Sotomayor made the same comments as Trump
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The cross-dressing gents of Victorian England
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Real estate agent named "Titi" sues Ellen Degeneres for breast joke. Claims no one has ever made similar joke about her name in 35 years of business. "Titi" must also be deaf
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FBI agents oppose naming new FBI headquarters for J. Edgar Hoover because of his well known history of being an asshole who thought "rights" were just something he took on his drive in to work
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was born male but eventually identified as female, embracing my realization and becoming transgendered. I've been working on socially transitioning; my family insists on calling me my male birth name and nicknames. What do I do?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
President Obama pardons the most heinous thing he can... Anthony Bourdain's friendship with Ted Nugent
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hayley Atwell is creeped out over Captain America kissing Agent Carter's niece
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
In China, divorce is becoming trendy with the post-1980s only-child generation. Women initiate 60 percent of cases and "are more ready to choose divorce after losing confidence in the relationship"
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Newspapers not going bankrupt without looking like idiots first: Newspaper Association of America files FTC complaint asking agency to ban ad blockers, proxies and anything that allows readers "to evade metered subscription systems and paywalls"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The genius press has finally figured out how to cover Trump. By covering him? By noticing what a con man he his? In other words, you think Trump's a dumbass, wait till you see the media
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Republicans: We're not racist, but we do support them in the general election
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Canada to get gender-neutral national anthem, possibly replace slogan for RCMP to 'The Mounties always get their person of whatever gender they choose to identify as'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Being a good non-biased government agency apparently means it's okay to target 426 conservative groups for extra scrutiny by the IRS and have everyone turn the other cheek. Thanks Obama Administration
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Wall Street destabilized by General Mills' "Tiny Toast" announcement. I'm cereal
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
And the state with the highest proportion of men searching for transgender porn is ___________
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons named CEO of Siemens, promptly builds a robotic army of NOPE to attack Tom Selleck
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
"Berserk" cow attacks firefighters after they pulled it from well. Baffled emergency crews say the cow had no violent history and rescue workers had never seen herbivore
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Muhammad Ali's best quotes will live on forever. Thank god Nike/Adidas/Coke/Papa John's could never put a muzzle on this legend
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Georgia ACLU director resigns because transgender people might scare rape victims and the reverse vampires can smell their fear or something
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google has developed a 'big red button' that can be used to interrupt artificial intelligence and stop it from causing harm
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Turkey furious at Germany over genocide statement, claims millions of people die of natural causes all at once all the time
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Top 10 Games From 7th Generation Consoles, or, as we call it gaming circles, the best excuse to not work on a Friday and argue about the reasons Call of Duty: Modern Warfare is the greatest game of all time instead
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Astronomers just picked up a hydrogen signal from a galaxy 5 billion light-years away. Yes, that's far, far, away
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest Vince Foster theory: Hillary 'triggered' suicide of Bill Clinton's counsel Vince Foster when she attacked and humiliated him in front of White House staff one week before his death, FBI agents claim
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Thu June 02, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
EgyptAir flight 804 made three emergency landings the day before it made one in the Mediterranean
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
So far, the scientists in question haven't the technology, the money, or the public support. But fark it: Let's create a synthetic human genome
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ilomanits Ginsburgae named after Ruth Badass Ginsburg after scientists used her genitals to identify the new species
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(Gay.com)
 
 
 
k.d. lang's back as part of a trio with Neko Case and Laura Veir: "It's Wilson Phillips for the Coachella generation"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German government angers Turkey by labeling what the Ottomans did to the Armenians as a genocide and that Erdogan is a "giant douche"
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Pro boxers say allowing pro boxers into Rio Olympics will mean there's a sport more deadly than swimming: "It is actually dangerous. Imagine Gennady Golovkin, the triple middleweight champion, fighting an unknown amateur. That would be dangerous"
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: We didn't all become kitchen geniuses overnight. Share your best FUBAR stories about cooking and let's all have a laugh
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby's husband had to have emergency open chest surgery last week b/c of an aortic aneurysm. He is up and walking w/a giant stapled incision from the neck down past the ribcage. Need tattoo suggestions to cover that are creative
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman calls Trump University "phony and heartless". Later he backtracked on the statement, says he didn't mean to include the "university" part
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch footage from the day Lou Gehrig's streak began and Babe Ruth returned to the Yankees. Two MLB legends in their heyday
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Clueless Fox News host Stacey Dash says transgender people should just "pee in the bushes"
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Using the mighty claw of the mantis shrimp as an inspiration for next-gen helmets and body armor is a great idea, but the look of iridescent lunch meat might be a draw back
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why can't Trump be as generous to veterans as Hillary is?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pirate Steve, we've talked about this. No more pillaging Volkswagens
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Soccer on gender pay inequality: You'll take the pay we give you and like it. You're lucky we pay you at all, so stop complaining
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
King Tut's dagger was forged from a meteorite, soon to be stolen by Hawkgirl and group of time travelling legends
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
It's the Kansas Legislature's last working day of the year, and if the education budget isn't fixed then all the state's public schools will be closed this fall. So naturally it's time to work on that transgender bathroom bill
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The reporter that NPR hired in response to criticism that the network was too white posits that "Taylor Swift not having gang-bangs with colored gentlemen" leaves her open to being liked by white supremacists
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(AutoEvolution)
 
 
 
The Nürburgring track is legendary as the best drivers in the world test their skills with the fastest cars. But the very best time to visit the track is Tourist Days, when you'll find Ford Econoline vans, delivery trucks, and tour buses there
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(Kelowna Now)
 
 
 
Three U.S. Border Patrol agents take a Canadian woman into a garage and verify that she's a woman. This is not a plot summary from Kink.com
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Tue May 31, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
General Mills recalls 10 million pounds of flour, for all purposes and intents
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"911- What's your emergency?" "Help, I'm lost in the woods." "Fine, sir, I'll dispatch an officer." "911- What's your emergency?" "Help, we're lost in the woods"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Could Ibrahimovic pick Malmo over Manchester United? Short answer: No, Ibra and his agent just want more money
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking may be a genius who understands the workings of the universe, but the popularity of Donald Trump? Now there's a mystery beyond any man's understanding. Unless you're in the KKK, then you totally get it
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Because he could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel. And because Wittgenstein and Schlegel were Farkers
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Autosport)
 
 
 
The Nurburgring 24 Hours is still one of the great races on Earth: "You have consequences here. If you make one small mistake you generally destroy the car"
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
German MP Wagenknecht gets her Noggincaked
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
TSA Agents discover bleeding 'Loot Crate' and alert authorities
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders gets Dick Van Dyke to support him; the first time the actor has tossed his hat in the political ring since Eugene McCarthy in '68. Millennials and Bernie Bros thought a Dick Van Dyke was a pubic hairstyle or slang for Dutch transgender
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"[As] at many of [Sanders'] outdoor events in California, a slightly pungent pot aroma wafted through the air"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Eighteen years ago today, comedy legend Phil Hartman was shot and killed by his wife, all thanks to Andy Dick
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The case for the Earth's most intelligent animals to be granted personhood
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Two of Hollywood's great comic geniuses performing one of the Marx brothers' most brilliant routines
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese company says foreign media much 'too sensitive' concerning their incredibly racist laundry detergent ad
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Every now and then you come across a kid who has enough sarcasm to bring back your faith in the next generation
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Fri May 27, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Police responded to reports of a nude man with bells tied 'round his genitals running around Salt Lake
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Broncos GM and legendary QB John Elway tries desperately to convince sportswriters, and possibly himself, that he's cool with going into the season with Buttfumble under center
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Wheeler Walker Jr. offers 12 dirty country songs that inspired the genius behind the greatest country album of a the year
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
While performing eleventy gazillion abortions, Planned Parenthood experienced only dozens of emergencies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eleven states sue Obama administration over transgender bathroom directive. Fortunately, Oklahoma, Alabama and Tennessee won't have to comply until they actually get indoor plumbing
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Up until the 19th century, bathrooms were not separated by gender or sex
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(WDAY Fargo)
 
 
 
Fort Peck Indian Reservation passes transgender bathroom laws, thoroughly disappointing tribeswoman "Born With Wang"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
After several months of studious deliberation sequestered in an unknown location, Rolling Stone's resident geniuses emerge with the Top 40 Best Science Fiction TV Shows of All Time, and no doubt we will all agree and come together in peace and harmony (not a slide show)
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Delusional comedian Ted Nugent claims that if you hate me, you hate America. Alright Ted, calm down, it's time for your medicine. It's OK, he just wants to make America hate
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New experiment finds that building Stonehenge probably wasn't that hard, just a gentle balancing act
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Budweiser: Hey let's start marketing a non-alcoholic beer. Corporate yes-men: GENIUS
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Anti-transgender bible-thumping evangelist shows up at high school, starts yelling at students "You watch too much MTV, gangster music, and you live for the devil. Some of you even smoke pot; it's time to repent." Wait, teens watch MTV?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in Florida Logic: School Board candidate says that if transgender students can use school bathrooms, he should be able to whip out his penis in front of the students
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi to experience the Sports Illustrated cover jinx, just like so many American sports legends before him
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
All lying Democrats please line up behind Shillary after the State Department Inspector General finds she violated record-keeping rules with her emails. Line is to the left
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Low battery anxiety" getting today's generation all charged up
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As Baby Boomers are approaching their twilight years, they are less healthy than seniors of previous generations
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says she doesn't deserve her reputation for being a diva. The statement came from her personal assistant through orders from her publicity agent at the direction of her manager, all under threat of being fired
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One man's ingenious response to his idiotic neighbor's pro-Brexit banner
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Do older men sire mentally ill children because of genetics, or because building a dungeon takes time?
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(Discovery)
 
 
 
Study determines there are around six chemical compounds that make your dirty laundry smell like Satan's anus, and hope to invent detergent to exorcise them from your socks
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Not even Canadian music legends are safe from 2016
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN compares a League of Legends player to LeBron and Messi, proving once and for all that videogame players are the real athletes
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Mon May 23, 2016
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews says the media is out of touch with most of the country. In other news, Chris Matthews actually said something both factual and intelligent
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apparently dynamic hyperconvergence could be the future of data centres. Subby not quite sure what that is, but it sounds like something to do with spaceships
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Genetically engineered "super coral" could survive climate change, refuse to stay in the house
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Sun May 22, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen have a hit with Preacher, or will it be super bad? Can Arseface, Cassidy, Tulip, Jesse, and Saint of Killers translate to the small screen? Find out at 10PM ET on AMC. It's your Preacher Discussion Thread
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Urban Outfitters goes all Shepard Fairey on Navajo Nation, claim "Navajo" is a generic term like "Light Beer." New Mexico Federal judge agrees. Bonus Rick Santorum hat-tip
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Let's revisit Donald Trump's legendary mob ties
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jesus: Son of God. Savior of the Christian Faith. The first transgendered man, The light and the...wait, WAT
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Intelligent life on Mars might be like intelligent life in Alabama - so rare that you might not recognize it, and certainly not what you'd consider human
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Deepak Chopra isn't handy, enjoy this online New Age BS generator
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(Digiday)
 
 
 
Canadian sports site exec explains why he has 45 employees devoted to esports. "I watch League of Legends the same way I watch basketball or the UFC. So we want to treat it the same"
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What inspired the current generation opera singers: Kill the Wabbit
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(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Fake letter informs Cincinnati students of mandatory genitalia inspections. North Carolina lawmakers happy to finally have a template
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Chinese scientist claims he has discovered how to cure baldness through genome editing, a presumably more effective method than applying an animal penis to your bald head and crossing your fingers
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan ingeniously solves the problem of carrying an umbrella during possible bad weather
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Too much sex changes the shape of your genitals, say scientists who want us to have as little sex as they do
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Parts of Cher turn 70 today. A gentleman never asks, and a lady never tells
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(Time)
 
 
 
Congress to impose Michigan-style emergency management on Puerto Rico. Good thing there's nothing like the Flint River there
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Legends of Tomorrow, having sacrificed enough, Rip returns the team to 2016 where they can catch up with spoilers they missed. (CW 8ET)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CW confirms a 4-way crossover episode between 'Arrow,' 'Supergirl,' 'Flash,' and 'Jane the Virgin'. Just kidding, and 'Legends of Tomorrow'
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Rare genetic condition allows 53-year-old to run 350 miles without stopping. Behold the wonders of no lactic acid
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
66% of Americans are so in debt that a $1,000 emergency would make them destitute
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The same "expert" who vetted Sarah Palin as VP for John McCain is promising a repeat of that stellar selection for Donald Trump. So, Phil Robertson or Ted Nugent?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson, London's former mayor and insurgent leader of the Brexit move, wins an offensive poetry contest for his writings about an interaction between a Turkish leader and a goat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI: You worked on Tor? We'd like to talk. Client: Talk to my lawyer. Lawyer: So what's all this about? FBI: We won't tell you, we'll just ask her when our agents see her on the street. Client: Fark this, I'm leaving for a free country like Germany
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Why do presidential candidates get top secret intelligence briefings? It's mainly to let them know what they may be getting themselves into (and allow briefers to gauge how screwed we'll be depending upon who wins)
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Tue May 17, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man on probation goes into Hooters, claims to be an undercover agent on a case. He gets the names of several employees before leaving on his skateboard. And then things get weird
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Is Kim Kardashian really a secret agent working for the Armenian government in a plot to corrupt Iranian youth? Iran's Revolutionary Guard thinks so
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Zoom unleashes his army of metas on Central City (CW 8ET) Later, on the season finale of Agents of SHIELD, Hive's endgame is revealed (ABC 9ET)
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Marvel death slots Agents of SHIELD to make it "edgier," while DC adds a new comedy. Bizarro world status achieved
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
2016 claims another victim. Guy Clark legendary singer/songwriter passes at age 74
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
11,000 years ago a dog (or rather its cancer) evolved into a pathogen. Now an open-source, peer-reviewed study shows that on occasion, those microbes steal mitochondrial DNA from their hosts before killing them
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Four firefighters are accused of making fake calls to 911 with emergency reports just to they can cruise around town in their spiffy fire truck
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The CIA Inspector General has destroyed a report alleging on torture conducted by CIA agents. But the Inspector General wants you to know it was just an accident
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Mon May 16, 2016
(AutoWeek)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Board: We have investigated ourselves and we found no wrong-doings
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC chair, Priebus: Third Party run would be terrible for America, it would be ruined for many generations... unless Bernie Sanders does it, then, we're all for it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leaving the safe confines of suburbia, I ventured downtown and encountered a swath of homelessness on every corner and under every awning. Give me suburbia and its dull, homogenized safety. Urban life isn't for me, if it means constant harassment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans rescind a resolution to secede from the U.S. Apparently the tipping point was when the federal government ordered them to install transgender bathrooms at the Alamo
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again: "Emergency workers said the same car and the same woman crashed through the same crossing arm two weeks ago"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Argentina taunts Britain by saying if the country goes through with the Brexit, they will immediately reclaim the Falklands, officially paving the way for New Order's Blue Monday '16
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Obama Administration's push for transgender rights is based in part by a Supreme Court decision written by the noted liberal Justice, Antonin Scalia
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Billy Graham's daughter says God caused the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks because he was angry about Democrats accepting transgender people as equals in the bathroom. Which happened in 2016, not 2001
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
The Brazil impeachment controversy continues to rock Brazil as the newly installed President Michel Temer moves forward with what is viewed to be a Right-wing, economically liberal agenda that goes against the democratic outcome of the 2014 Election
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Fans want Netflix to bring Agent Carter back from death
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(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Actress Vanessa Hudgens fined $1000 for acting like a six-year-old in national forest
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
ISIS declares "State of Emergency," shifting the threat level advisory from Bert straight to Elmo
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Thu May 12, 2016
(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, held captive at the Vanishing Point, the team must escape and reclaim their destiny (CW 8ET)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich is "pissed off" over missing election pamphlets, vowel in his last name
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Rodrigo "Donald Trump" Duterte, the newly elected genocidal president of the Philippines, wants to personally apologize to the Pope for calling him a "son of a biatch." But not for all the death squads and whatnot; he'll pardon himself for those
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
North Carolina governor Pat McCrory would really really appreciate it if Congress could fix the Civil Right's Act juuuuust a smidgen. Just a small change that's not at all related to that pesky Justice Department lawsuit
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Legendary Chelsea FC midfielder Joe Cole, 34, comes to America, signs with Tampa Bay Rowdies. Given that legendary but aging English midfielders have such an impressive track record in America, what could possibly go wrong?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Billboard companies are rejecting an atheist group advertisement mocking a Noah's Ark themed amusement park as "Genocide and Incest Park: Celebrating 2,000 years of myths"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter, Loretta Lynn, Kid Rock, Azaelia Banks, Wayne Newton and Ted Nugent are the musical headliners for Trumpella 2016
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Meet Suzy and Joe. She's a free-spirited sexagenarian who questioned authority and owned a jazz club in old Detroit. He's a free-thinking creative entrepreneur looking to people like himself to help revive Detroit. How will these two EVER get along?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons now biting his tongue over recent controversial remarks about Prince's death
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Master chef fires general manager daughter after customers insulted on their bill. The extremely rare My Dad Owns This Restaurant But I Got Fired Anyway trifecta is now in play
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
First negligence lawsuit filed against Denver marijuana edibles company and its retailer for failing to warn man that edibles might make him want to murder his wife, and improve his aim
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Comedian Ted Nugent posts video of Bernie Sanders shooting Hillary. Yep, Ted's about as funny as he is musical
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, when an old enemy reappears the team sets a trap in STAR Labs. (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, Daisy's prophecy continues to draw closer as next week's finale looms. (ABC 9ET)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons would just like to take a moment to get back in the news and remind everyone that he's an unrepentant douchenozzle
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"10 Things I Hate About You." Teen movie classic? Or just another cookie-cutter genre flick from the oversaturated 90s?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New mayor of London rejects generous offer from El Douche
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
George Klingenschmitt tries to justify discrimination against atheists because Christianity is a great and good thing whereas atheism is terrible. After he finished ripping up the constitution, he then urinated on it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's latest ingenious defense: "Aw, fark it - I'm suing everybody"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cylon Ted Cruz will no longer hide his true self and will use his influence to manipulate the Republican agenda at the convention in a bid to finally destroy the humons
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Twitter subsidiary Dataminr told to stop selling data analytics to US intelligence services. Selling to shell companies owned by these agencies still OK
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pentagon reassigns whistleblower who leaked critical ISIS intelligence. Not for jeopardizing national security as if she were Edward Snowden, but for her continued swearing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For Clinton, the general election is about married women. Starting in swing state Virginia. If Bill knows what you mean
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mister Softee truck jingle composer Les Waas is dead at 94. In a wasteland of repetitive covers of public domain songs, his original composition served as cool soundtrack for generations of ice cream fans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Leicester hospital experiences increase in emergency admissions after local team win the EPL. Many with alcohol related injuries, but you already knew that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now that it's obvious that the general election will be Trump vs Clinton, early polling in the battleground state of Georgia show the two in a virtual tie. Wait...Georgia? A battleground state? Oh my
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Naked boomers struggle to attract younger generation of nudists" to the private Van Tan Club. You don't say. Of course there are pics, which are (thankfully) safe for work
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Real estate agent who has spent three years trying to get people to dress up as a furry to sell their house finally convinces one (pics)
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Fri May 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember two years ago when Volkswagen welcomed the UAW into its Chattanooga plant with open arms? Yeah, about that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Apparently worried about the abiltiy of western intelligence agencies to intercept and decrypt their electronic message traffic, ISIS has apparently adopted the data transmission standard described in RFC1149 "IP over Avian Carriers"
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Canadian MP asks top air force general: "How important is it that Canada operates its fifth-generation stealth fighter?" General: "Uhhh, we don't have a fifth-generation stealth fighter"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New report says Donald Trump spent the least amount of money to win votes and delegates. Mostly because his advertising agencies were pretty much CNN, Fox News and MSNBC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Once-in-a-generation North Korean congress apparently begins, according to foreign reporters invited to cover the event from 900 feet away on the other side of an intersection
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team stuggles with what to do with Savage now that they have him. (CW 8ET)
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will soon start getting classified security briefings...and the intelligence community is worried that he won't be able to resist Tweeting out what he hears
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So what if Michael Jordan didn't take a break from playing basketball to play baseball? What if Barry Sanders didn't retire early? Here is what could have been for these two athletes and other legends of their sport
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
C160 airplane hits the road, still sticks the landing, gets a generous 9.8 from the American judge
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Next-gen gaming has been a bit pants so far, but sequels for any of these 10 games would really spice things up
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're gonna fake up a resume to land a hospital job, under 'experience' don't list County General Hospital in Chicago, where you worked with Dr. Doug Ross
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(Egypt Independent)
 
 
 
Head of Egyptian intelligence agency pins blame for creation of ISIS where it belongs: Tom & Jerry cartoons
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Teenager thinks up a genius plan to rob a marijuana dealer. Which might have worked if he hadn't accidentally shot himself in the groin almost immediately
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A proposed erotic theme park featuring genitalia-shaped bumper cars has aroused debate in Brazil (Not safe for work)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Intelligence chief warns ISIS could attack the US. But then again, so can Canada
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Family's first girl in 101 years breaks a four-generation run of male babies
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Tue May 03, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Zoom returns to Earth-1 with conquest on his mind (CW 8ET) Later, on Agents of SHIELD, the team continues to try to alleviate the Hive threat. (ABC 9ET)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen and Zac Efron dick a ginger
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings to interview Charlotte assistant coach and Knicks legend Patrick Ewing for their head coaching job, hoping he can develop malcontent DeMarcus Cousins into top-tier center
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Legendary pizza maker Burt Katz dies at 78. Pizza war threads declare truce in mourning
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
By having a Democracy, we're creating a tyranny, or something. Look, we need to explain the Trump phenomenon somehow so this is what we're running with. Tyranny. A genuine Dick-tatorship
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials, whenever some moron tells you that your entire generation is nothing but a bunch of freeloading asshats who have never worked a day in their life, kindly redirect them to the Senate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is the perfect example of what is wrong with the baby boomer generation
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Gen X throws their beanies in the nostalgia ring, names PBS' 3-2-1 Contact best thing on TV in the 1980s. "The show taught me that trying to understand how things work is unequivocally thrilling"
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dubai uses a 200mph Corvette C7 as a fire truck: "It can reach emergency sites faster than traditional heavy fire engines" (pics)
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Smoke's using Crayons, Lil' Brian is handing wins to whoever he feels like, and someone just might check Kasey Kahne's genitals before he can use the men's room when the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series hits Talladega for the Geico 500, 1 PM on Fox
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Camp Boggy Creek celebrates twenty years of memories, most of which involve Crenshaw, his suspenders, and the creature. The legend, it seems, will always continue
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Sat April 30, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Article: State workers falsify records in order to deny emergency food assistance. Comments: Food stamps bad and bootstraps
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Hey hipster, don't want to be a gentrifier? No dice: by existing, you're one of them, and there's nothing you can do besides displace someone and make inequality worse. So just accept your guilt and keep doing you
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
If Congress passes HB 2031, "Swatting" will cost you 20 years in prison. Because misusing law enforcement agencies to cause accidental deaths is something Congress wants no one but Congress to do
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Muse sign with talent agency
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ginger gene found to make those that have it appear younger, mainly by feeding off the souls from those around them
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pat McCrory goes on Megyn Kelly, expecting to be praised for his signing of North Carolina's anti-transgender bathroom law. Instead, she rakes him over the coals for his bigotry and demands an explanation for his fear
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has built a 'gym' to train artificial intelligence. Uh, guys, remember what happened when Tony Stark created Ultron
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
North Carolina Senate sends HB2 repeal bill to a committee that meets as often as transgender people actually commit assault in bathrooms
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team travels to 2166 a time which Rip believes is their last shot at stopping Vandal Savage. (CW 8ET)
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
Video
 
Metal legends BABYMETAL team up with Nintendo, become newest 8-biatcharacter in Super Mario Maker jumping through fiery landscape while collecting coins
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian has criticised the Wall Street Journal for an ad denying the Armenian genocide, presumably after someone read it to her
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Chinese continue to steal ideas from Americans. First they did iPhone knockoffs, then exploding hover boards, and now they've copied the genius of Bostonian Charles Ponzi
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Dear physically, mentally, and genetically inferior half of the human population, you cannot get a divorce from a husband who beats the living shiat out of you without his permission. Love, the Mississippi State Legislature
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oxford, AL, becomes the first city in the US to threaten criminal charges against people who don't use bathrooms that match the gender on their birth certificates. Thanks, Alabama
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Wed April 27, 2016
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm an undercover police officer. We're recruiting agents for an undercover prostitution sting, and we'd like you to help. If you're willing to have sex for money, I'd like to check out your qualifications, if you know what I mean
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"He's a little asshole from Molenbeek. He has the intelligence of an empty ashtray, he's utterly vacuous. He's the perfect example of generation GTA, who think they live inside a video game." And that's just what his *own lawyer* had to say about him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A "brain dictionary" shows where we keep all of those cromulent words that embiggen our vocabulary
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Republican running for Attorney General of NC denies his new slogan "Let's Keep NC Straight" was meant as an insult to the LGBT community. "I never mentioned gays or anyone"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans set a new record this past week after TSA agents confiscate 73 guns from passengers carry-on luggage. So, do we chant USA USA USA or TSA TSA TSA?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
They may be hard to find, but pay phones still exist, are turning a small profit, and can be your friend in an emergency
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Ark Encounter" theme park not your thing? Perhaps the "Genocide and Incest Park" might be up your alley. Complete with "Dead Gods Zoom Flume," a "De-baptism Waterfall" and "Rainbow Zipline"
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Nick Jonas and Demi Lovato cancel North Carolina shows. That's OK, Lee Greenwood and Charlie Daniels and Ted Nugent need all the work they can get. Same audience, right?
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(The CW Network)
 
 
 
Tonight, on an all-new episode of The Flash, a case of mistaken identity leads to Harry being kidnapped (8:00 on the CW), and on a new Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, Hive continues to tighten his grip on Daisy (9:00 on ABC)
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Extortion group takes a page out of indulgent parent playbook, earns over $100,000 from empty DDoS threats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today, for your viewing pleasure: "John Kasich Eats" (No babies, women or vaginal wands were injured in the making of this slideshow)
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Mon April 25, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent interview ranges over all sorts of topics, including bathroom bills, poison mold, and The Planet of the Apes Cuckoo's Nest Clockwork Orange, whatever that is
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Tourist killed by train while stalking legendary 'Goatman' monster on Kentucky railroad bridge
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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Sun April 24, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
What started as a would-be arrest at a Kansas motel ended with two members of the U.S. Marshals Service's Fugitive Task Force, an FBI agent, and a fourth federal agent shot, and the motel in flames
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Sat April 23, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police search for man in Arby's uniform that robbed a Dollar General. They're looking all over but I'm thinking Arby's
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
With the Illustris Simulation, astrophysicists have accurately modeled the correct mix of spiral, elliptical and irregular galaxies and shown how, when and where every element more complex than hydrogen or helium was created
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Frederick News Post)
 
 
 
Cruz rally organizers to transgendered teen: Go be transgendered somewhere else
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(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
Bompas & Parr has created a new gin that contains drinkable collagen and is described as "the alcoholic equivalent of a facial"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The secret history of the legendary auto brand Lamborghini. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to eat spaghetti afterwards
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to panic
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need an example of why Prince was so revered by rockers for his guitar work? Skip to about 3:25 and learn exactly how a guitar can gently weep while being shredded by the master
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, To thwart the Pilgrim, Rip has the rest of the team kidnap their younger selves. This will all end in tears (CW 8ET)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Volkswagen to unveil 'Cash For Contaminaters' program for 500,000 diesel cars
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New poll indicates the demographic most afraid of transgendered persons using the same bathroom as them is old white men
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half-naked firemen pose with adorable puppies for charity. Estrogen levels in Australia reported at near-record high levels
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Letting a full page ad for genocide deniers through is no way to run a paper, Wall Street Journal
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Inspiring Harriet Tubman quote that went viral turns out to be fake. "The trouble with quotes you find on the internet is that you never know if they are genuine," as Mark Twain so famously said
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four-year olds in England sent survey asking what gender they identify with. Possible answers included genderqueer, tri-gender, and gender fluid. Subby wanted to be a astronaut
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Every year, EA puts a new group of 'legend players' into FIFA. So, who will make the grade this year? We've picked our best eleven
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't think of your food as being genetically modified. Think of it as being genetically edited
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Contemporary journalist tries to match booze legend Winston Churchill drink for drink for one day. Tag is for the man who could drink every Farker under the table with half his liver tied behind his back
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In New England, junk is throwing a monkey wrench into the stoners' agenda
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Michigan attorney general announces that after much investigation and searching in the wake of the lead-tainted water crisis, they've identified the three patsies who will be taking Rick Snyder's fall
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Tue April 19, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry uses the tachyon device in an attempt to catch Zoom. (CW 8ET) Later, On Agents of Shield, Daisy assembles the Secret Warriors for a rescue mission. (ABC 9ET)
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Ex-exec of Intuit and Apple and legendary Silicon Valley veteran Bill Campbell dies of cancer at 75: "a really decent man, with little ego and a well of generosity in an industry much in need of it"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
10-year-old genius picks Trump to win, Google to fall, girls to keep being icky
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Geneticists show human limbs evolved from shark gills. Here comes the Sonic Hedgehog Gene
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Anti-transgender bigot and right-wing WND columnist says that transgender rights are written by "liberals who want to get in the underpants of our nation's children"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Artificial intelligence could be taught how to deal with awkward silences in conversation. The potential for hilarity is endless
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for Republicans: Hillary Clinton is very beatable in the general election. Bad news for Republicans: Not by either Donald Trump or Ted Cruz
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Getting lucky is in your genetics
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Tiny-dicked Trump painting generates death threats from someone in a tall building in Chicago
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New kind of detective agency involving space, called "Air and Space Evidence". Subby would have gone with "Airlock Holmes" or "Low Earth Investigations"
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Founder of Hickory Farms, who sold it for $40 million and then devoted himself to starting an adoption agency and service dog school, goes off to the great cheese log in the sky
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gentle man
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(MSN)
 
 
 
CBS is fighting back on a 'Judge Judy' lawsuit, saying the agent associated with the show in not entitled to the money. Tag is for if Judge Judy has to hear the case
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This article sure has a strange way of spelling "Gene Hackman", but whatever
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets anger fans by profiting from 9/11 memorabilia. "The Mets have exhibited a rare blend of stupidity that should be preserved so that future generations can marvel at their ignorance"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, gentlemen, the reason no one else is wandering around Florida swamps fighting off crocodiles and venomous snakes is because they don't have the guts to look for the elusive Skunk Ape
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
NC politician admits he was wrong to vote for HB2. "I have been haunted by the fact that I demonized a group of citizens to gain political advantage and to advance an unjust agenda"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Don't look for any great talents to come out of the GOP dugout anytime soon, they've basically torched a generation of political talent on their bench
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Legendary 24/7 coffee shop Biff's in Oakland to be torn down, replaced by seven-story "hipster hive" of 255 units. Biff is surprisingly conciliatory
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(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
"The Fark community is generally an ideal online community, one that's intelligent, funny, compassionate and fair"
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Rip Hunter needs the help of an old friend to escape a sticky situation. (CW 8ET)
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
It is only Russia that has fifth-generation fighter aircraft. America's best fighter F-22 Raptor lacks teeth
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Gird your city structures, everyone's favorite giant lizard is coming back to Japan in the trailer for Godzilla: Resurgence and it ... looks .... awesome
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating raw meat could cause some people to go into a rage. Which finally explains what's been going on with Ted Nugent
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Rosenhaus never has fired a player in 27 years as an NFL agent. Manziel has five days to seek treatment, or he will be the first
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Wed April 13, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
USC chooses Natalie Portman... no wait... legendary receiver Lynn Swann to be its new Athletic Director
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Emojis were supposed to be language's Great Equalizer, something we'd all interpret the same way. But that's not happening, partly because the same emoji can look different depending on the phone. Is it time for an Emoji Regulatory Agency?
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a secret from Malik's past comes out (9:00 on ABC) and Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) makes a guest appearance on the two-hour season finale of iZombie (8:00-10:00 on the CW)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, on the list of "most challenged books" in schools nationwide is a book that is full of scenes of incest, murder, adultery genocide, and graphic depictions of bestiality
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas attorney general cracking down on stock scams... What's that? Oh. Make that: Texas attorney general charged in stock scam
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