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Fri July 28, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So, everyone in Washington thinks they're in a poorly written episode of Game of Thrones and most of the country is in favor of installing Hodor as emperor. Let's get a distraction with the Weekly Weird News Quiz, July 16-22 edition
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(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
Well, in Washington they say - that the McCain's small heart grew three sizes that day. And then - the true meaning of healthcare came through, and the McCain found the strength of *ten* McCains, plus two
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This Column Brought to You by the Amazon Washington Post"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
John Boehner, who couldn't get anything done in Washington, says no one will ever be able to get anything done
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Las Vegas Now)
 
 
 
For Sale: Clown motel. Cheap, creepy, you can own the nightmare of your dreams. Difficulty: Not in Washington DC
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Chris Cornell and Chester Bennington sing "Hunger Strike"
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington does his best Chris Cornell impression
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Tue July 18, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
The best news to come out of Washington in 164 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After battering Washington for the last six months, tropical storm Donnie heads for the Caribbean
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Sat July 15, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Predisent Lyington Firepants and slime jr and a nicely spelled out order of events around one little boring nothingburger meeting
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Fri July 14, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Cannibalistic Mormons are invading Washington, and eating everything in sight
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's the listing. You have to guess what the Subject of the list is. 1. New York. 2. Washington. 3. Chicago. 4. Miami. 5. Boston. 6. Philadelphia. 7. Atlanta. 8. Tampa. 9. Houston. 10. New Orleans
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Washington man earns a gold medal in trolling by mowing "a-hole" in his lawn with an arrow pointing to his neighbors house which Google Earth then picked up
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since brain cells are precious, the Washington Post has provided an annotated version of the alt-reality that is whatever Sean Hannity did on TV last night
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Nominee to head the FDIC withdraws his name from consideration citing "Family related issues" Which is usually Washington-speak for : the two dead hookers I woke up to in my bed this morning were sisters
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Tue July 11, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Explosion of kittens hits Western Washington. It's like a regular explosion, but with more Daaaawwww
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why don't Americans trust the media? Because newspapers like Washington Post are full of shiat
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Tue July 04, 2017
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
9 days, 3 launches, 12 satellites, 2 landing attempts. SpaceX goes for GTO again, launch window opens at 7:36 pm ET, live show starts about 7:15 (Launch scrubbed and rescheduled for Tuesday at same time)
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Like Coachella for conspiracy theorists: Jared and Ivanka are partying at a house in the Hamptons owned by a Washington Post editor, with Chuck Schumer, George Soros, Charles Koch, Carl Icahn, and dozens of other politicians and prominent journalists
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
'Gays for Trump' hold rally in Washington DC with fabulously predictable results
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Sat July 01, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Kensington and Chelsea Council still taking rent payments from people whose flats were destroyed in the Grenfell Tower fire
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Mission accomplished: Washington is paralyzed
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin is Donald Trump as George Washington
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just a Russian propaganda organization taking over a Washington D.C. radio station. Why do you ask, comrade citizen?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans stagger away from Washington in disarray after health care bill collapses. With helpful 'My god, what have I done' picture of Senator Mitch McConnell
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Angela Merkel goes on tirade against Washington and Trump right before the G20
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Wed June 28, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
Video
 
Suspicious 'meat man' reported in South Point, Ohio. In other news, Tesco Vee is reported to have escaped from Washington, DC
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Please look after this bear. Thank you." Creator of Paddington Bear dies at age 91
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin chooses Alabama over Washington for new rocket engine plant, disappointing the company's home state and leading to the prospect of rocket engines being stuck up on blocks in someone's front yard
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President Trump will spend the Fourth of July weekend in Washington, D.C. to absorb and reflect on all the nation's history that has unfolded within the sacred walls of the White House. Just kidding. He's going to go play golf in New Jersey
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: The NFL has no idea where the Washington Redskins play
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Washington Nationals' bullpen is so bad it literally kills you
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Bored and have no plans on Sunday? Why not travel on down to Washington D.C., where two separate alt-right 'free-speech' rallies will be held by white nationalist groups competing to see who can be the biggest douchebags
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Sat June 24, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Now that pot is legal in Colorado and Washington, cops no longer have an excuse to pull over minorities
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You no longer have to have a gender in Washington, D.C., as anyone who's looked for balls on a U.S. Congressman has known for years
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Tue June 20, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Washington State Police to clamp down on the scourge of our times. That's right, left lane campers, your time has come
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian bigots arrive at Knox Pride Fest to protest and tell everyone they're going to Hell. However, they didn't count on the Gay Men's Chorus of Washington, DC to be in the area on tour. Hilarity ensues
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Good news, Washington Redskin fans. Thanks to a SCOTUS ruling, you can continue to wear and display your racist football paraphernalia for the foreseeable future
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Having evidently never seen the blood-soaked alternate ending of Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Republican lawmakers want to start packing heat in DC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Two arrested for attacking protesters at the Turkish Embassy in Washington, DC. I guess it IS somebody's business and not just the Turks'
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Area Man writes a song for every station on the Washington Metro. Must have had a lot of time on his hands, perhaps waiting for something
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so we'd have a reason to be dragged to Mosul by our parents to be home schooled
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. rail system can become a world-class public transit system if they just add more air fresheners to the subway cars
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In Friday's exciting Trump-Russia Dump Thread, it was revealed the Washington Post got a tip from an anonymous letter. Since "Deep Throat" has already been used, what should this tipster's code name be?
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Do do do do do do do do d oOOOH OH OH OH GOD YES YES YES NOKIA RINGTONE (page might be not safe for work)
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The framers of the Constitution took deliberate steps to narrowly define treason, ensuring treason trials would not be used as political weapons, " says Trump apologist rag the Washington Post (... ..- -.-. -.- / .. - / .-.. .. -... ...)
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Thu May 18, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State Senators demand investigation into Jeff Beauregard Sessions' possible violations of recusal, suspected involvement in the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The worst job in Washington is no longer Assistant Crack Whore; it is Anything in Donald Trump's Administration
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Wed May 17, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Experts say the Turkish president's guards may have really farked up by stomping on protesters in Washington, D.C
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins sign Nico Marley, grandson of Bob Marley to short term contract, depending on results of drug test
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Tue May 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fully autonomous air traffic control system for drones is coming, because apparently we've looked at Washington and decided maybe it'd just be better to go ahead let the machines take over
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Washington Wizards are dead, and the Celtics' Kelly Olynyk killed them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post publishes editorial from exiled cleric Fethullah Gulen on the day Turkish President Erdogan meets with President Trump. Coincidence?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"This isn't a White House turning the corner or getting its bearings in Washington-it's a White House engaged in daily Downfall cosplay" - noted left-wing kook Rick Wilson
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Despite the fact a quote from H.R. McMasternstuff was in their article, Laura Ingraham goes on TV and claims the Washington Post reporters never tried to solicit a comment from him for their intel leak story
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House official leaks actionable, verifiable, classified information to the Washington Post. No, not that one, that one, that one, or that one
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Washington Wizards had no diversity on offense during their Game 6 win. They'll need other players to score besides John Wall and Bradley Beal
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Bang The Book)
 
 
 
Boston Celtics and Washington Wizards are proving that a close series isn't always fascinating
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Looking back on the craziest twenty-four hours in Washington history
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Let the trolling of the Washington Capitals begin
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Tue May 09, 2017
(WRCB)
 
NewsFlash
 
Tunnel collapses at plutonium uranium extraction plant in Washington. Libyan Terrorists report they'll still be able to make their delivery to Hill Valley research lab
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(MASN Sports)
 
 
 
One month after getting torched for 10 runs over 20 agonizing minutes in his lone start for Washington, 38-year-old Jeremy Guthrie still trying to get over it, recognizes he didn't leave MLB on his own terms, is not looking to sign with anyone
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Banging Kerry Washington is worth at least half of Chris Rock's money
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When even the Washington Post is calling for torches and pitchforks against the GOP, you done goofed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Outside-the-box thinkers at conservative group have finally come up with the solution to all of the Washington D.C. Metro's woes: Privatize and let it be ruled by the free market. The greatest minds of our generation, folks
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for waving about his guns and quoting Denzel Washington's character in the film "Training Day"
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hm. Looks like The Washington Post's Kathleen Parker just called Trump a pussy
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Tue May 02, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Let's try this again because I'm sick of talking basketball with 15 year-olds on Reddit - WILL the Celtics continue their hot shooting against Washington? WHAT kind of pizza will you eat while watching GSW kill Utah? It's YOUR NBA Playoff thread. 8PM ET on TNT
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mets treat their fans to 23 runs, 23 hits, and 7 home runs. Difficulty: All by the Washington Nationals
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Fri April 28, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Marijuana edibles in Washington State will now be regulated to ensure they have the same amount of insect feces as normal food
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bob Dole says Washington could use another Nixon. Bob Dole has apparently not been paying attention. Bob Dole
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WTVY Dothan)
 
 
 
Suspended Alabama Supreme Court justice to take his commandments to Washington
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Do you know any bars at least 100 years old where you can still grab a drink today? Here are some in Pennsyltucky that will allow you to quench your thirst in style right where George Washington slept
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mattel posts wider than expected 1Q loss, company immediately scraps plans for Ivanka's Washington Dream House
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Whiny liberal MSM media still complaining about the "excessive costs" of Trump's weekend getaways. Wait, it's the Washington Examiner? Oh dear
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
District of Columbia drivers' licenses are being revised to read "Washington, D.C.," instead of "District of Columbia" on news that the average Arby's reject who works for TSA doesn't know what "District of Columbia" means
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Oops. The Huffington Post accidentally destroys the 'Tax Fairness' argument
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Sun April 16, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
A homeless family needed a home in Washington, DC. How did the city respond? By giving them bus tickets to North Carolina
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ever notice that many major companies have their bills mailed to Delaware? Behold the tiny Wilmington building which is home to 300,000 corporate entities
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Latest Poll shows Chris Christie (R) now officially the most unpopular governor in America. We should celebrate that by suggesting to rename Fort Lee's George Washington Bridge into Chris Christie Bridge
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(The 4th Estate)
 
 
 
Washington Post reporter David Fahrenthold wins a Pulitzer prize for uncovering the scam otherwise known as Trump's charitable giving
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Most Americans think there's a clog in the whole "draining the swamp" thingy going on in Washington
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's extended family is running the Secret Service ragged, which of course means using up more taxpayer money for the least good of all reasons: worrying about the safety of the Washington Trumpbillys
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Wed April 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Even though there are only two games, they both have significance. Those two games are the Canadiens-Sabres and the Rangers-Capitals. Can Washington get themselves one step closer to the division crown? The puck drops at 7:30 PM ET
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Tue April 04, 2017
(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Washington Secretary of State asks supporters to send her pictures of their feet in silly socks. Kinky. To show support for her fight with cancer. Well, crap, now I just feel bad
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Washington state prison encourages hobbies: weight lifting, reading up on the law, saving the world from "colony collapse disorder"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This just in: compared to Trump country, New York and Washington are 'culturally isolated'
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The failing Washington Post doesn't mention that 14% of the counties earned more than the WH staff. Sad
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